Ep 537 - Jaime Garcia - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:28):
What's up podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We got fucking him right here, man. Everybody in the
chat room is ready for him. Man. They want to
know about his haircut and everything and looking like the
Julius Caesar and Ship Rodrigo right here. Bro, good haircut too, nice? Nice,
that was nice. And I got my haircut too, man.
I look like a little like Darthy Hammilt for like

(00:57):
a figure skater. It's all good. I got my haircut
from Eugene Tortis. He's like the winner of the not
for Leepic contest two years running. This capt bro. Whenever
I do a show and he's in an audience, he
takes away the pressure of me of being me bro Like,
people take his picture and they really think that's me.

(01:19):
And then by the other show, if I have a
meeting greet, those people already took a picture of Eugene
and they got their This lady sent me a video
bro to you. I got bamboo zooed. I took a
picture with the wrong motherfucker dude.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
A lot of people were going up to that food dude,
and then they're all saying, let me take a picture
with you. I'm not him. Check him out now he
thinks he's all bad.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh my god, it's good. It's a non alcoholic Margarita.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I trusting.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
It has everything except the alcohol, the fun party. That's
it's refreshing.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Though what's it for?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I don't even know. We're not promoting them, but it's
just I guess sometimes people want to remember how fucked
up they got, like years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But one thing I'll tell you about that, it seems
like it's not going to give you a heartburn because
margaritea is usually give you that little after taste.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Margerita is usually for white women.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So you know, it's funny you say that because the
first time I got laid with a white woman and
she made me strawberry. Margarita's brows have blender bro like
a blender. So you've been with a lot of white women.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Then, I've been with two white women so far at
once huh no, no, not once yet, but two women
so far in the last three years to two white women.
One of them was my ex. My ex she was
a high school teacher from when I was in high

(03:00):
school and stuff, so you slept with your teacher. She
is a high school teacher, so I always I had
the fantasy of sleeping with like a high school teacher,
like a teacher.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's good, bro, You know, no, I relate to you
because everyone besides my wife who has a bachelor and
a master degree, every other every woman I dated and
was the teacher. Even Rodrigue I heard, which I met
in friends for a long ass time. He's a teacher.

(03:33):
But I don't want to tell her nicknames and ship
but Pythons and the Creator. They were all teachers, but
usually people that were not. Yeah, I mean like four
of my Chigber teachers. Bro here, I am bro teacher's pet.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
And I don't know. It's just something about like them
disciplining you and like you, Hey, you.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Look a little dune though. That's why you look a
little done, you know, like with the hat, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
In the corner.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, that was you're you're a teacher. Right of course
we already know that and the listeners know that. But
do you know the history of that hat, the duns hat.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I think it goes back to like uh, probably like
medieval times, no royal times.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Because we are it's shame right to put that on somebody.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
But somebody in a corner and then put a hat.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
On in a classroom. You think it did an adult,
as an adult who disciplined somebody in the office must
be really embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, I think they did it as it's like a
jesterre so h yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Speak Spanish a little bit? Do I do that? Like
you were here of that when you were growing up
in school, like from your dad, like, hey, when I
was dumb, they need to tie me up in the
back or something.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Beautiful, Oh, I geting export out of the class when you.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Were when you were teaching, well you didn't. Did you
ever teach like full time or you're always like a
like a part time teacher?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Was it was always substitute teaching. And then I'll have
like two weeks where I'll just have that assignment in
that classroom because the teacher was getting surgery or something.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
How much power do you have over the class when
you're if you're when you're there, like for a if
you're substituting that class, just say all week and you
see a kid who's pretty much like he has a
big time disability and it was about to snap and
he's not learning, do you have the right to tell
us a teacher or supervised man, this kid shouldn't be

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in this class or they're listen to you. You don't
have time to do that a kid yourself to do
they get to tell them that this kid is not
gonna make it here.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I think it's a I think they are. They A
lot of teachers talk, not saying behind the kids back,
but they all talk, and they know who they know
who's studying and who's messing around. They know everything pretty much.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
No, but I'm just saying some about you as a
substitute teacher. Do you have the power to take that
kid out? When you're substituting?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
All you can do is go to the igistration and
tell him that.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But you could, yeah, yeah, that's the question. You can.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But are they gonna listen to you? Are they gonna say,
you know, it's not worth it? What are you gonna
move this kid around?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Have you seen it though when you were there?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh? Yeah, hell yeah I seen it when I was when.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I was in those movies.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
The principal, Ah, dude, fucking it gets all like dramatic,
you know, and then like do the kid's parents even
give a ship to fight back and go to the
school system. Sometimes it happens to them without it, you know,
like you'll it'll be a es l and you know
they'll be like the parents don't even know and it's
normal and the kid shouldn't even be in.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
The memory of the stand deliver. They're trying to kick
that kid out, but he needs his lunch.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well that's the other thing too. Like I was telling
you the other night, Dude, every student that's in there
is is a patriock for the school. I think truancy
is an issue.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Dude, you do you do sub or you do no?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I did, like I did it for about a year.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I was like the school ronk.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
But it was all it was a third grade all
the way to twelfth grade, and the worst was an inuation.
Hi goddamn bro.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You know pregnant chicks in there.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh yeah, well they all had kids talking about what
are you gonna do? After I was like, go back to.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
My you know, I can see you being like a
Mexican version of that teacher on Freedom Writers. You know
I'm talking about Philip.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I never seen Freedom Writer, but they were like fighting
sibyl rights, right.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's what a freedom fighter is. But I guess this
was another.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Freedom Writers their TV show or something. It's a movie
from with Jennifer Gardner. Right, Yeah, it was like just
delinquent kids and like it was in the East Compton.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
They had nothing to do with civil rights, no civil rights.
I never heard of that movie there.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
It came on MTV. I remember m TV.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Being after school, after school MTV movie or actual movie
that came on the movie theaters.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Didn't come on the mood theaters.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I just remember one.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, freedom Writers, Oh, Freedom Writers.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh you thought I was saying for yeah, I have
a hard time of my.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Hours Riders, Hillary Swing.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh not Jennifer Garner. He said to He's like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I remember seeing the cover. I've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Though, Damn. How do you guys deal with like the
chins come on? Like because Ralph always he was always like, hey,
I don't know where ralch just be like, hey you
have no neck, you got fat ass neck? And where's
your neck at? And like when he like was introduced
me on stage, he's like, your neck comedian coming up?

(08:38):
Is heimakers?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
See you don't want to do the go all the
way to the throat that we can cover that up.
I used to try to do that, but then I
thought it was cheating and.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Just changed everything.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
But you have a beer.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You're good, not us, right.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Those a little you know, a little little techniques.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Do you want to fis bump for having a double chin?
You don't have for you, But I would have never
noticed it till you brought it up. You know, I
never noticed that that you have the double chin. I
think you noticed his. They started worrying about yours because
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I didn't notice yours. I noticed your neck, not the chin, though.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You know, thank you. I've just been in secure about
my neck lately.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well, that shirt is big, though, that's why. Yeah, you
need like a smaller shirt.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, this is XL.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Well you maybe need L because.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Those are those boxing shirts, boxing shirts, beefy like young
kid shirts.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, the shuret's too big for you. That's why you're
worried about your neck and this keeps rubbing on you.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, I just gotta do some yeah, ol, get.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Large turtle neck. Turtle though, we're shirts with the collars.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Or a tank tomp No, Lo, he's on nick.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Now they're gonna say, oh, you have no muscles now too.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh, I got a tattoo of what you want to
see it? First tattoo ever you have tattoos.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, you just got it though it's still healing.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
You know you know who that is?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, Doo doodle Bob.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, doodle Bob from doodle Bop.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Was he when he's tried stand up or something? Is
that what it was?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
This is doodle Bomb from SpongeBob, and it was an
episode where the pencil fell down in the ocean and
then SpongeBob through his buddy if.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
A hot tree asked you looks at that and goes
that bosch Bob, Just say yes, bro, why because you
don't want to do that pre nation and lose a
chance of getting laid. Bro. Oh, just let her be wrong, bro,
and then when after you have sex, actually doodo Bob,
and then you tell her afterwards after appreciate after afterwards. Yeah,

(11:11):
like about hot chick walks out you any check you like?
Is that SpongeBob. Yes, just say yes for anything. Just
say yes to that is because they're gonna you don't
want to if you're trying to get laid. Don't explain that, dude.
Later on after when you're both naked, bro, and then
you look over you know what this is is Doo
too Bob. Actually just wanted to get laid, just wanted

(11:34):
to get laid, bitch.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I actually had the same situation before, like a couple
of weeks ago. This girls. We were having dinner and
she wanted to come over to my apartment and she said, hey,
before I go anywhere else with you, She's like, who'd
you vote for? And she's like, you only have one answer?
And I was like, oh, not that guy. She said, okay,

(12:00):
it's a good choice. And then I had sex with her,
and then when I finished, I was like, ha ha,
I'm just kidding. Are you voted for him? Just to
make her mad?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
She really asked you that were you voted for?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Before I went to pick up for dinner, we had
dinner and we didn't have anything else to do, and
I told her just come back to my place and
we can watch a movie. She said okay, and then
on the way to my apartment. That's why she asked me.
She's from Dallas, so and I don't know if she
watches this, so.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'll think she does.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I hope, so, I hope. So not good job, bro,
thank you. I like fisting people, not fisting people, but
I like fist pumping people.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, gives it, we're too fist bump limit here. I
thought you said I like fist bumping when you say
fist like I was waiting for like you said, you're
like fisting chicks. I don't know you said fump.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
It might sound like that, but fist pumping, right. I
was fist pumping people in bre too, So.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
You wouldn't like you had like Breill.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
No, no, no, no, I was Alfred. He gave me a
spot for ten minutes, and here he had like what
a couple of weeks ago, and he was there and
I asked him for spots and he gave me ten spots,
but they were kind of bruto. They were a bruto.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
He had ten shows.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
No, no, no, he had he had more shows, but I
can only do two. So I was out there and
oh yeah, I was okay because there's a different crowd
from that and then Ralph's so you know, like.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
How different younger or older older now Alpha probably older older.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
He had come on like past forty and Ralph's crowd
under forty. I would say a lot of young people.
Young people are our age and stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, my audience is like everybody. They'll be like a
forty year old guy with his dad who's like sixty sixty.
And then sometimes there'll be like a forty year guy
was his twenty something year old son and his dad
and grandfather, like the whole family will be there, or

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so they'll be like all forty year old cheeks?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Is that the ones? Is that the ones you like?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Not long as they're there? Man, They all laugh, Oh,
I got it. Have well you're you're at those shows
with Ralph in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
This past like two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, yeah, I was there. Who's on the show?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
It was me, Ralph, Marcella and Sambo whom Sam sam
brou He's a comedian from Chicago. He was hosting, and
then it was just me, Marcella and Ralph. There were
good shows out there. We had a lot of fun.
He running a boat for us.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
How many shows? Two? Yeah? Did those? After the other
shows at the zany Is there is there like a
Mexican manager that works there.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
No just white No, how.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
About an older white lady in the back and on
top of the name Barbara or Linda on top of
the managers.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't I don't know. I just know the one
manager that he what's his name, uh, Robbie, Robbie, I
don't know, from downtown to Zany.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Downtowns Zany, that's the one. That's the one I like,
how about? And then like all new staff when I
was there, the original owner was to live Rick Rick.
He used to own the all the Zanies and he
used to be good friends with the manager of the
Italian restaurant next door. Did you go there? What's the

(15:59):
matter whether you, bro, what is the best Italian restaurant
right next door?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It's about a four buildings down.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You could buy out through the three. The Italian main
course meal where they give you appetizer first and then
like they give you the advertiser is usually like a
bunch of little baby ribs.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
And you know what I.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Noticed when you said about that is I think that's
where like you know, olive Garden or like spaghetti factory
steal that tour of Italy where.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
They get where they get the idea.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
From things on one plate.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I forgot how Dan need is it? It's like two
of these two room but it's it's vertical, long vertical nineties.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, the bars all the way up the end.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
And then they kind of like and like the seats
in the back. You can hear them making drinks.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
And yet is it a top floor yeah, green room
for the for the audience.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, No, it's just that's where the office and the
green room is.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
There's they need that they need, oh, bro, like Jay
Lando and Ship. So they do have writings like people
who wrote their names.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, like the pictures and all that.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
No, but like on the walls, like people who wrote
their names like Murphy Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Just the pictures picture. They're plastered everywhere, dude, all the
old school wants and the new school one.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Oh yeah, upstairs too. Usually after shows, Ralph just tells
us where to go, go to clubs or like pizza.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Where you go, Bro, it was your your your your
if you're like the headliner, was the headliner, and they'll
tell you we're gonna go dog and I'll pay. Yeah, yeah,
of course you don't have to pay. Maybe everybody's paying.
Everybody going I'm talking cars, Well there's no college cars Jr.
And the Midwest. It's or White Castle. No, it's what

(17:55):
parties hardy, says carlge Jr. And Chicago Hardy. Same same shit,
that White Castle. I like White Castle, bro.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, I had to go ahead.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
The first time you ate that, how many burgeres you ate?
I didn't eat?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Okay, So here's the story. We went out for a
night in Chicago, me, Ralph and the guys that we
roll with, and we went to the club and we
came back to the hotel and Rolph's like, hey, order
two crave cases for everybody. It was like ten of
us and they all had girls with them, and I

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ordered them and it's like one hundred bucks. So that's
what grave cases. Sixty sliders. I go get them downstairs,
ubers there. I come up to my room because that's
where everybody's at, and nobody's there no more. And Rob's like, oh,
we all left to our rooms with the chicks, like
so everybody had their own girl. So I was in
my room with sixty sliders by myself and I.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Ate like.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Seven up, seven of them.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I ate My first time I ate it was eleven, Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I think I ate like seventeen the first time seventeen.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You're not afraid of the I didn't taste it by
the fourth one, bro, because I had to ate the
I had the won, shouldn't I the hot opinion one?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
The bacon ones. You're not afraid of the aftermath.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Like I didn't know about it back then, it happens.
I didn't know about it.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
But the thing is, that's exactly what happens with those
little burgers.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
They just slide down your mouth and the slimmed right
back out.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
They're good, bro, I mean it's it's hardcore junk food,
but it's good.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Would have been the best place for you, the most
funest place for you lately you've been on touring with
Ralph to perform or perform and.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Hang out and have funyea hang onut, half fun hang
out and half one with my boys. Will have to
be Chicago or Denver. I don't wait, I'll take that back.
Chicago or Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Saint Paul, what city of Minnesota? Saint Paul, that's right now?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Inapolis, Indianapolis, whatever, upstate Comedy Upstate that's the one. Or
DC Improv.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, DC and Proth is fun too, is.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Fun, A lot of good crowds. I was now that
I see Ralph, he tells me, I like preferred comedy
clubs versus theaters. Theaters is just you know, if you
go out there, the whole echo, you know, the laughs,
don't get back to you quickly. And I just prefer
comedy clubs now and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You guys, sometimes you have you gotta stand up. You
gotta have a monitor. Sometimes on stage they have a monitors.
So there there's speakers that when you're talking to the microphone,
it goes to the audience, but there's also a speaker
there that when you talk to it, it's for to

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hear yourself talk. That speaker picks up the last from
the audience. But in a big audience, but it all
depends that we cause sometimes like if we're the stage
is kind of like a little bit higher than the audience,
it gets lower, huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
And then it's also like how's the they have a
good monitor system. There's something that don't even have monitors.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, and especially the.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Monitor far away. If you get them up close, then
you kind of like you're in the field of what
you're doing.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know, or something. You go to the are you
do a bring those.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Come on, let me get them out of the suitcase.
Only wear like a five pounds.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Like we did when we did a big We did
a big show with Paar Rodriguez and Houston at the
Energy Arena. Dog I didn't know that they give you
that fucking place empty dog. We have to bring our
own chairs, our own tables for for the green room
you're in.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
The room based.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, it's like if you want the green room to
be like a green room, that don't like what what
you think is the green room. You gotta bring your
own chairs, bro, And you gotta bring your own water,
of course, but all the other other green room stuff,
they'll bring it to you that you normally ask for
on your rider. But I don't know about the table,

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and then all the other everybody was sitting differently because
it's so big and bast They had to put curtains
like this to make up make a green room because
there was no green room.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
That's how that. Remember that ring at Chicago where the
black Hawks play, That's how.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That was exactly they had.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
They had curtains in between the room. It was just
that and showers. Is what you're looking at.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
What usually what's usually your writer.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Nice snacks, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Yeah, if they
have that, that's that's that's okay. And petup bread and hummis,
squacamole and chips, fruit from fruit fruit played but we
took that out already. Fruits. Yeah, we took and we're

(23:10):
gonna take out. We took out the hummus. But I
really sometimes. One time I got a writer from another comedian,
a big comedian, and I got his rider by mistake.
Two of them Charlie Murphy and Tater Sally bro Ron
White was one of One of them was for Ron White,

(23:32):
and I think he wanted a dozen hot wings from Hooters.
Had to be Hooters and tequila. Patron and Johnny Walker
blew the three hundred and fifty dollars bottle and a
six pick a butt light. But now he has the
owne and he has the own brand of whiskey, so

(23:54):
he don't need those. So well, were on your rider, bro.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
My writer whenever a headline hot pockets snack wraps if
they have them on the seasonal at McDonald's, which is
their back now, which is I'm happy about that? See
Doctor Dr Pepper and skinny pop, you know, skinny pop.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Like the like may fudge flavor.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Now it's like a light kettle kettle corn popcorn feel good.
Have different flavors too.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
It's better for your system. You who he's vegan.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
No, Yeah, it's vegan, gluten free and ship vegan. It's
more expensive.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
You don't eat meat no.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
More, haven't ate meats in two thousand and eleven. And
cheese and cheese, just cheese with dairy. You haven't had
dairy your meat. Every once in a while, like I
see a good ass pizza. You know, I had one
bite and three days later I shied myself, I'll call

(25:07):
you next time.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh, Ship, you know you know you have eight me?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Why you don't want to?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I said, why, just don't want to?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Bro? Everybody in my family and diabetes except me. Damn,
I'm all live a mall.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So when you go to you go to Denny's or
you don't.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I don't go, Tony. I used to go to Denny's
brow all the time, all the time in night anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But would you get Denny's like the Grand Slam.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
But I knew that I didn't have to do. It's
the menu when I watched him broo.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
It hasn't really changed either, except for like some salads
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, then dumb ship bro like fucking little doughnut holes.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I'm fun okay, Yeah, still have the classics though, Moon's over.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Mi haammi dude, go to they had ay had like
a bacon section. Everything was bacon.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah. You know what sandwich sucks from? Are the super bird.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Dog of that bro and the moons over my hamm
always talks to you. Don't like it, Danny's It's it's
a bunch of crystal. Yeah, yeah, well that's a that's
another level though, dude, you has a bunch of crystal.
You know what that is?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm young. Well I'm not young, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
It transcends age.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's so Danny's dog.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's not bad from there either, dude, but I prefer
the moons over my hammles.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's a sandwich dipped and egg and like waffle but
in batter, and then they French bread. Yeah, it's a sandwich, right,
and it's and it's covered in pancake batter and then
they give you. I'm jelly and I'm powdered sugar with.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
It, because what's up?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Get it?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Dog? That went on the right looks.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Good though, just a mounch of crystal egg, right, egg
and hats.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's what's the what's the French? French? It's like French toast.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I can't find anything I've been out here for a week.
Right now, you can't find what a brunch like, not
Danny's or train that change.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's Margarine.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You changed, Bro, You changed because you live near Norms. Yeah,
I go norm Go there, Bro, you don't like Norms.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I like Norms, but I want to try something different
to the alteredo brunch. Bro and tondo el torito torio.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Is that it's to have it?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah it's good, bro, But you know, I thought the
better one was a puco.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
But camachos before they close, Yeah that was you have turkey.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
So what's over there off the six o five? Now
that's not como. No, you're right, you're right, it's not
It's not that up there.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Now, I go to Males.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Males right right there on Sunset fancy bro sucks.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Don't it looks cool?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I think it's cooler, but it takes a long time
to get your order right or you get delivered. No,
I go get it.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Good place have good shakes.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
You go to the one in Hollywood Boulevard or the
One Way or the Sunset.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
The one at the Comedy Store.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good one, dude.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Still twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, I love that I'm trying to look for And
when I started coming out here to l A and
it was always hard to find good.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Taco bit to cancers, cancers for cants, cancers. Yeahyeah, I
think so for taco. Man, Well, you're gonna go to
a place in Boyle Heights and and I will go
inside the restaurant and I get them outside just to
say you try them at least one time, because today
have tacos.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, and then like from there on, Bro, every other
taco you would you would have to compare to that
because they're the only one. They saw the big two tea.
Everybody saw the little one.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
So they do the flowers. That's a bomb ass, Bro.
And it's kinds not like a Texas taco. It's his
own California like out here. Bro. Do they make their
own Yeah, but not thick enough, not not too thick.
I think they make them all in the house and.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
The florid to tea they all have like the big
frecos on it.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Have a little black spot.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Because there to that place, that place we used to
go there when we were I went there when I
to Ditch school, when I went to Little everyone else
copies like just yes, the bomb bro like and and
Lincoln Heights claims to be the original, but it ain't.
Is this one?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Let me actually, isn't that a taco right there?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
That I've been there with Mondon Hussein.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Didn't we go there one time after we did a
show and Lincoln Heights?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, yeah, she was bombed.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
One of my friends. She took me to this place
in downtown l A called Squela that.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
The teacher bro.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No, you never heard of the spuella Tacos.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
No, it's a restaurant. It's a Mexican restaurant, but it's
called it's.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
A bust up.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I don't think so, Like like is it.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
By a public restroom? Like right outside the restaurant there's
a restroom that anybody could be in.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
No.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I didn't like it because it was white washed. It
was too white washed because like the aesthetics and like
everything was like Mexican, but then like the food was aesthetics.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Did the did the tacos come into taco caddy?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh, like this that's what you know. The place sucks,
bro and and.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I and the Mexican the Mexican waiter, I swear that
the mine is right.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, it's like you're you're making the taco colder right
away by putting it on that steel.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
And then all they had was like, in fact, wag
damn like that wag and the water was Mexican. So
I started speaking Spanish. Hen when coke Mexicana and he's
like huh and he's like cook Aveicana and he's like, oh,
a Mexican coke. I was like yeah, And after that,

(31:13):
I just I didn't like it no more.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I like my taco. Bro we wrapped on wax paper
and there's two oil covid through the way.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I like my tacos rubbing up against each other, the same.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Warm bro oh yeah, but not the dividers ready for
war bro.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I know, I know, I know, I know that we
talking about BROA. I ordered face tacos and they came
that they came in that little thing, a napkin older.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah. I was like, what is this.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's just they're doing too much now.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
The first one that I tried was in Braill. One time.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I was like, oh my god, do you consider this
Mexican food or you're or the or and where you're
from in Texas that Mexican food or text.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Mix in Texas text Mex.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I like the what's the difference between text Mex and
the Mexican food and the Mexican American food over here?
But you know what, we want to just call it
cow Manx. Bro, we got big burritos. Bro, you got
a bottom blae. But like anybody talks, everybody can say
we're the big burrito capital of the world.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
From San Diego to San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yes, yeah, bro, you guys are the king of the
little taquitos. And it was the best taquito I ever
had in my life.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
With the napkin holders. We have a lot of we
have a lot of those places in Texas, but it.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Was place the little breakfast takitos, right, breakfast tacos, breakfast tacos,
little little tortilla.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
But flower, a little dusty flower.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I don't know you've been to where that place where
that we bought you bought a burrito on that ladies,
she didn't even folded.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was basically like a But last time we went
it was real like I forgot that. It was It's
abellasab Isabelle's or Isabella what bells And it was all
the outside of Brownsville.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, it's a bastant. You went to Brownsville bomb ass
refried beans.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh yeah, I like chartro beans too, and they didn't
even know charro beans my band, and.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
They didn't have enough for us, So that's why we
got some bean ones and some bean and cheese ones.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Phenomenal. Dude, What did you start doing stand up? Because
I met you at the Netflix Brunch?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, no, you didn't meet me there.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I met you before with Ralph at the his Netflix show.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Was the Netflix the Brunch.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
That was my first time seeing Yeah, are you sure?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
No, no, I.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Was with him the second time he came to do
your podcast at the studio.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I was there with that's what that lost a lot
of weight.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, that's when you guys came to that little suv.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
When I started doing stand up, I started in September
of like twenty twenty three. We're in Chicago and Ralph
just he just told me go on stage and do
like five minutes. And all I did was talk about
was my my family and my sisters. And then after

(34:16):
that he's just like.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Hey quit, you know, He's like, you're doing this.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
But then after that he's like after five months just quit.
I just kept doing it.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I'm still new to it.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
So how did you connect with Bobby Lee? Ralph the
man you did? Met him one day and he said, hey, man,
come away here, bro need a slap boy.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
No he uh heuh. Ralph did Tiger Belly and I
was with Ralph and.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Were you were a guest too, or you're just in
the sight sitting down and he liked you.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I was just on the side awesome. And then like
three months passing and that's when he called me to
come back and be a slap boy.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
People love you, bro. People are excited about you being
on this show. They yeah, they were. They were asking, man,
what is time? May God damn it. Yeah, man, you're
You're great on that show and you're great on on
the Fat Fish.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Fucking Ralph was in Chicago right doing the show. And
then somebody and for people fans, bro, they talk bro
fans and Ralph did. Somebody asked Ralph about me being
against on the podcast, and Ralph was telling a story
about about the well, you know about the chicken party

(35:41):
with me. I think so yeah. Somebody sent me a
clip and I guess that when when Ralph was sitting
on the on the stool and they were asking him
about I guess somebody wants to asked them about what happened.
They wanted to hear the story again.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I guess throwing and.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Coach town. Yeah about the story I said on your podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, the famous story.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, how many people saw it?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Was?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
People ask you about it?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
No, they won't ask me. The party just asked Ralph
right now. Somebody sent him a message that why do
you have that opener on one vodka?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
That sucked up me and Renee.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Because we were doing the Ken Flora's tour and.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
The butterfly fagged. But last show was last week. Congratulations
and that was that went real? Well, yeah, it was good.
It was good, right, It has got a lot of fun.
It was a lot of good eating. Just happened that locals.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
No, we're wrestling on stage and it was me, Ralph,
Renee and autorovaka Renee's brother, and we all decided to wrestle.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Stand up too, huh.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
It was all four of us.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Mom those stand up too, right?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think she just does this.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
She's funny man. People like her too. What was the
message you got bro what they say, because Ralph got.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
A message from a Frian like your openers are not
there yet. You shouldn't have them on there, and you
know you should get real comedians, not these guys. And
Ralph just didn't reply. And then I got a message saying, hey,
why'd you say that?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
To Ralph, I was like you because the guy who
emailed named hymen to Bro, I thought it was a joke.
You got messing around. At first I thought that because
he could. Ralph responded, you're gay, but I thought he was.
I thought I thought it was for you. I thought

(37:47):
you wrote that bro fucking around?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah so real. Yeah I did say it.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
But Bro, you know, I when I saw that, because
I read it twice, I didn't know what it was.
I thought it was you guys playing with each other,
you know, so I just okay. But then when I
saw that it was hate mail from a fan, I said,
Ralph a message because one time there was another comedian
not us the tours and they hate. A fan called

(38:15):
I love coming to your show, but too bad I
have to sit through the tax right off before you
sit happens. But Bro, show that letter I got, Bro,
you got the letter I got, Bro, I'll tell you.
I'll break it down to you. This is a fan.
I was trying to get tickets to Albuquerque, so I'm

(38:36):
gonna drive their two hours. It canna be enough tickets.
It was sold out already, the show sold out, so
I said, yeah, man, they might be available. I'll find
out for you. I I you know, Lisa was corresponding
with this person, back and forth, back and forth, and
long story short, she wants the money back. But anyway,

(38:59):
this is this is an email, bro, you have it, Lisa, Lisa,
somebody know what. I'll stand it to you. Bro. Let
me see somebody.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Somebody left comment on my page on the Reddit.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You got that email from that creat I forgot what
they say about you, bro.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
They left it on the Reddit page for the fat Fish.
I don't go there, bro, sad somebody it was a
picture of me on stage at the Boston show in
the theater, and then the comment was like this, sorry,
sack of Ship is performing at theaters. Fucked that And
I was like, oh, sack of Ship, what.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Have you got it?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Ship?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Bro, what have you got it lately?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Now I've got to funk the past messages. Nothing lately though,
I full talk on this fool page.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Rob tells me that you don't talk, don't read the comments,
but I don't know. Sometimes I can't help it.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
But they're reading allowed to you.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, I put like the iPhone Siri and then read
the message out loud for me because sometimes I can't
read the letters. You know, it's hard, bro, and it's
hard on this.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Lexic I was. I was in E. S.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
L and and all that.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
So like the teachers thing, you can see the future, huh. No,
like when you're talking about the teachers that the hey,
this kid does not belong in this class.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
They are your classes who are in the same room.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
No, they separated me like in third grade. They were like, no,
this kid does not belong.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Here, like when you were in high school, like third period,
fourth period were in the same room. No.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I think that's the other thing I was gonna tell you.
That's what that's what testings for every year when they
do that little standardized testing placements.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, but they were me just that.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I gets some right there.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
That's what I have a break gambling problem.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
With that.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I give my chance to education. So it's Ralph doing
the fat Fish or it's a new holes now.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
No, he's taking a break, but you and who whoever
like I usually have Andrea jin or Maddie May's or
just like other local comedians from Man because.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I shoot here now, oh you shoot fat Fish here now?

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Because Ralph he's doing his car channel with his other
friend Louise, you know, and people think I hate him.
Now I was gonna keep it going, bro, So people
made stories.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
We have a you just got a fresh haircut, you
can tell those nice and we have a I Rodrigo
right now here on on TV. Yeah, Ai Rodrigo, bro
it is Look you're still bro.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, but that was a lot of not Rodrigo's in there.
I've got posted it. But watch I'll sing you.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wonder now to him. I heard dancing at Gabriel's party.
Watch that one.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
You got drunk last night.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I didn't take time you.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Go to No, I'm not there yet.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Where's this?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Oh but this is the famil I got bro put
it up there, but read it, read it, Broke, read
it for me.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Okay, Well to your show. I even got a VIP ticket.
I walked out and I actually would like a refund
that show. You play for our Lord Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Gotta bring the Lord too.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
This that's how you make a living. I had only
seen snippets on real. Come on, man, I feel so convicted.
It's still even feel good this morning. Please send my
refund of one hundred and nine dollars to Judy blah
blah blah, too much to say. I gotta pray for you.
You know we're living in the end times.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
The hell yeah, bro, that's what I said that to
Ralph Barbosa and he died at end of times.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
All Right, dude, I forgot about it.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
You feel better about yourself, bro. I have the lady
give directions to get to the show. I directed her
to the ticket booth. Bro, I we have the full
long broad those Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
He's gonna watch this. Maybe not what it says. I
made a fortune here in Prikerque. You cann afford to
give you my money back? Have some honor in my case?
What's wrong with her?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I don't know, bro.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
This fool's asking something wrong with her?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Bro, but he's wrong with her.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
You gotta what did you say that you think that
made her walk out?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't know. She said the whole show.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I didn't see fools laughing. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
People were saying that, oh man, what you could do
another ten years?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Me too, that's dumb that they had the same situation
and and apostle. It was Renee and Ralph this last
tour and the whole Lady was crying walking out the theater,
saying that Ralph and Renee are like racist, is not

(44:30):
for the RASA, and that they support border patrol, and the.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Video went viral. Say to them, bro, to antagonize them.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I don't know, I don't I don't think he said anything.
He just ignored it. He's just ignored.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
And that's when oh he didn't say he didn't talk
about it, and Rob didn't talk about it. And then
lady started crying. She was crying like like we just
said something, Bro, like go back to Mexico.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
No, you know, I think that that was I don't
know if you saw with Ralph and Renee. I don't
know Renee did it, but Ralph he helped out the
people to send money.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
He did that after Why how bad was it damaged control?
I don't know what did the What did you say?
How old you when you went up there? What did
you say?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I said that something about.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Support.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
No, I went up I went up there on my set.
I talked about like Diddy verdict. I'm still new to comedy,
so like and.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
You theaters for open mic and.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
What do you think he's the best?

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'm the best right now?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
So what happened? So I didn't know what happened. I
didn't know that you have given away money? And I
tried to get in on that, bro, with with with,
I was playing my friends on a path. Say you
were devastated, bro, you get compensated. What was some of
the emails you've read from that show showing no from

(46:05):
the out Pascal show?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
What em you know?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Letty, the people don't want to left crying?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
What are the you mostly got emails too? Right? Like
where's your hood? R KKK? Member?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
You know I don't get a messages like like if
it's something with ralpher Renee, I don't get messages. Maybe
just a little bit, maybe like that.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Person that said that email was a bit really angry, bro,
like to go out of her way like to this
sit there and just fume kN of a pitch. I
should be opening.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
How many people show up at these gates trying to
get on the show, Bro, the gates trying to get
on the show like young comics you never heard of.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Maybe like maybe like a couple let them on the show.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
They said, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I don't get to decided. That's that's the whole team
over there.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
You don't want them on the show.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
No, because then they take my time?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Exactly, Dog, you know, we don't put the money. It
was like a true It's the most desperate ass fan
you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like besides they gut gives away tennis shoes and fucking Portland, Uh,
desperate for just to hang out. Bro Be in the
scene without going up on stage, the biggest cheerleader.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Bro facing a picture facing Utah.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Bro lit this guy bro Utah. Every time I go there,
somehow he ends up laughing with us in the green
room all the time. Remember that food, Dog, where is
that motherfucker? Exactly, Bro, I'm glad you know showing no more.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
There's not a homeless in the Utah.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
They go to the show.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
No, they be hanging out. They come to my show.
It's a free show.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Come on now. We always gotta run back to the
room with that show because it's always cold.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I like them the wise guys.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Wise guys.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, I have I have messages where people they want
to see me headline, but I'm like, I can't. I
can't right now I have Barry have like fifteen minutes,
so you're gonna see me headline for fifteen minutes. I
tried doing twenty five. Oh it was horrible. It was horrible.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
It was Have you been booed off stage?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
These shows?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I had one guy when Ralph did a meet and greet,
they did a meet and greet, and I was just
helping him take pictures with the fans, like you know,
and then some guy was walking out and he said,
I made you're not even funny. You shouldn't be on stage,
and he just kept walking away, and this was Mbrella,

(48:53):
that's tough. I'm like, I don't even do anything wrong.
I don't think. I'm just trying to do my job, man,
and this guy fucking ruined my night.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
He ruined it though.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, man, you talk it to a cheek.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I was trying to talk a chick, but you know,
Ralph was like, hey, taking pictures and his girl was
next to me, and then the guy was walking out
and that's when he said it to me.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Eight hours and Ralph, who was that?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
And I was like, I don't know a critic.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
That's funny. When they asked, was that I know that
guy held fokes like that. That's how we played.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
But no, man, I think that's it doesn't get to
me anymore. But at the time, at that night it did.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I was like, I had to get to suit. You
brought merch. Are you ready? You have merched?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
You saw merch just Batfish podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
But I don't know. So you have right now? You
have a lot of girlfriends?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
You have.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
How much?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Did I say two too? No?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
No, no, that was I hooked up with two white women.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh so girlfriends are now?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I have like one, one or two right now? I
have one in that I want to marry. And Tucson.
I fell in love in Tucson.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Hell yeah, you know what.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
They say, right No, no fun in love in Tucson.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
You still love hardcore?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
That's you say that because that's what gave her last
in virginity of Tucson. Oh yeah, and tuc Son is
Finn gave her a dog, bro your dogs, I gave her.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Oh Takita, they tell you.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Go to our Tucson, tell your lady. Before I give
you the dog, I want you to take me to
a soa dog place. We went to a dog restaurant, Bro,
that was that place that was also not the dogs as.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
A tractor outside it's all glass win yes, that one forget.
It's oh my god, dude. The name is a simple name,
but bomb.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Dude, Yeah, exactly it is.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Oh and I used to do. Yeah, you can put
beans on thefers the.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Bomb shout out to the sona grill and hearing. I
don't know where it is. Yeah, get some of the street.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
From the shop.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
You you like when they do stuff like that. I
like those hot dogs, but like you like when they
do those lotus like the cheese hot Yeah, yeah, I
grew up and like the Sara Patch candies and all that.
Yeah candies, Yeah have you seen those?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
But that's a sweet a sweeter tap of corn. Though.
We try to do that with right.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I think it's the same one, but they just they
add more ship to it. They're like kind of like
you know, yogurt or ice cream eakles and ship.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I think that's too much for the.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
The only thing I missed from being vegan eating ice cream, Bro,
Like good as the ice cream Ben and Jerry's Everything Veneria.
Do they want flavors Rocky road hogging dogs.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
That's a.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
French onion dog. French sorry, French vanilla.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I like chocolate chick cookie.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Also managed that one they saw Dodger Stadium. Bro in
a helmet, Carmel or.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Carvel, Carvel, the New York soft serve.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Carvell. You hat Carvell. It's a says like McDonalds creep,
but better.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
I think it's real milk, not the powder stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
You are You watch the Dodgers a lot? You love
the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, how you used to work there? Brok Dodgers datum?
I threw about the first pitch, went for the knuckle.
I worked there for all my life. I just saw
souven years. Yeah, bro made money there, I got I
lost my virginity Dodger Stadium. You had said, Oh damn,

(52:49):
I have my exes. Families jumped me at left field Pavilion.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I got a lot of life there.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah stadium.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Now they try to jump me.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Well, what's that? What does the people called that? They
sell the fake jerseys outside the the scavengers scalpers, scalpers, Yeah, scalpers.
I would want to do that. But for Ralph shows
sell his merch and like pretend to because I I
remember I used to like where did I do this?

(53:21):
I did this in Austin. He was at Capsity And
this is like when I was like starting off. I'll
be like in line and pretend like I'm not on
the show, and then be like, hey, you're looking for
some cheap tickets thirty dollars, thirty dollars, and like they're like, no,
we're good, We're good, and they will call me homeless,

(53:42):
and then like minutes later they'll see me on stage hosting,
and I just want to see what their face reactions.
I had a lot of stupid ideas. I still do,
but you know sometimes.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Then but you can make money like that, like especially
like if you know ahead of the time where it
was gonna be, you buy the tickets, the good tickets
bro like by like ten of them, so but they
got fifty bucks each, spend five hundred dollars, you haven't
them in your hand, and then when the show is
sold out, sold out right away, you say you have

(54:17):
you have I have front row seats, beating greet and
you just get meeting greet for them and you're signing
for a thousand.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Dollars, bro, Well that's how that scalper games.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Sign for a thousand bollers will give you five thousand
dollars for the fucking instead of paying fifty a hundred bucks.
He'll just joke a big boller. Here's one thousand dollars, man,
and here's another two hundred for you. If I could
just take one, one quick pick with fucking ral Pia.

(54:51):
I know a lot of people do that. I think
I know a comedian that we used to and this
show was sold out. He would buy like one hundred
tickets and then reseat him on his own to make money.
And he made a lot of money, probably made all
right people from me.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
And that's before the ticket scopper ship.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
And so did a lot of rock stars do that.
They resell their tickets for like the scalping price. So
they cost five hundred dollars and now they're worth a
ten two thousand niche the artists sells them for two thousand.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Heard some ship too that, Like Mick Jagger used to
sell the where you can't even see the band, Dude,
it's actually two hundred tickets on the side of the stadium.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Dude, Damn what sucks.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
You guys see a black Sabbath bro the concert.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I just seen a little bit of online with off U.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Huh. He was in his little chair go in that pit.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
He was all there, bro, yeah, dode the fools that
started at all too back to the beginning.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Your shirt than you b those your cat do you ever?
You have people from your growing hit you up, bro,
people you grew up within high school and they see
you now on the on the spotlight bro, and they go, man,
I never thought that you'll be up there, bro, but
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Someone someone They usually be asking for tickets now to
Ralph shows, like I can't give them. I can't give
you tickets. I can't, or like going like how would
I say this. There's there's like a high school crush
that I had in ninth grade and she she hit

(56:37):
me up for tickets for the Addison improv one night.
It was like like a year ago in I hit
I gave her tickets because I had a crush. I
was like, okay, now she sees me. But at the
end of the night she went with the camera man,
the photographer, fucking oh, I really.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
You know harsh, I liter, you didn't go with the
Jion comic Bro.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
After that, maybe I should murder suicide.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
She went with the camera.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Is that bad, Isaac?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
What's he's a six foot long hair and chisel fucking
chin And yeah he went. She went with him because
we went to the club after and she started dancing
him and you, I was just nervous.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
You tell me that you guy went to a straight
bar after the big show we did, which two other
tennis shoes right here at home.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Boy the San Antonio d That was a good show
we did go to We went to the club after.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah, oh sorry, he told me that. He told me
that when Vodka went over there and he took out
a bunch of ones and he gave them for a
tack about Andre Bro and with the ribbon, you know
the ribbon and they all had an they all had

(58:07):
a bunch of one thousand dollars in cash and once
in ones, you know. So they gave it it for
a pack and then we got it and then they
put a tole Bro take care of my homie, man.
And what happened?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
With the money? You give her the whole pack? I said,
I was just going at this.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
You didn't make it right.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
No, you just give you like he owe her money strikes,
you give her an envelope.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I got her paid, you know, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I didn't throw it.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I was too nervous.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
The gentleman dude. She doesn't have to pick it up.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I hate going to ship clubs because I can't. I
can't do it. My thing won't work.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
You're trying to have sex in there.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
You just go there to watch, bro, so it grabs
over here.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
You know what you do, bro? You go to the
that the Medieval Times. You tell them where you get
those pants and take those to the strip bar? Those
pants the middle of the Medieval Time pants those knights
were you've been to Medieval Times? No, you were seen
Cable Guy with Jim Carrey everyone. Those knights are fighting

(59:15):
that place called Medieval Times. Get those pants, bro, where
those too a strip bar?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
I won't get hard?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah there like Lance all right there broh.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
There was one time we went to the strip club
and they bought me a dance, but like a sexy dance, like.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
About you on stage a private.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Room and like she was grinding on me and then
she's like, I want to make you hard, baby, And
I was like, you're not gonna make me hard to
trust me. She's like, no, I'm different, baby, I have
a dick your film mind, and yeah, please get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Off of me. What should do? What you're doing? Grinding?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
She was grinding on me, but like she was trying
to sweet talk to me. But I can't do it.
I have to have a connection with a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
She was trying to connect with you. What you saying?

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
What was the fake?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
You killed it to that? Man? I don't know. You
should have went up last, would you saying that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I asked for her last name first?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Like, so was old school? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I'm old school, very nervous guy. I got I gotta
find more confidence somewhere, you know, and that comes in time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
I'm twenty nine and I still don't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I was a grandfather by twenty nine, Your grandpa by
twenty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Like you're already done with everything? Like you already did
everything and you were like a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Seventeen My kids were already like ready to leave, bro,
who are have their own lives at seventeen?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
How many kids did you have?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
No, at twenty nine. Yeah, your first kid at twenty
I was at sixteen seventeen years old, So twelve year
later my son was already twelve years old. Bro, who
could take care of himself? He did up in the city.
Do you have kids, but you want to have kids?

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I don't have kids right now, but I think I
want to have kids, like when I'm like thirty five
in a couple of years, I want to have two kids,
a boy and a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Would you gonna name them?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
The boy hymen? Him the second, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Then the girl?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Just skip the juniort that second. I'm the junior, Jamie
the first, the third.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Fool, right, if you're a junior second.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Though, Clay, Jamie or himI. What do they call you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
They call me him Jamie, Heymen, Hymen, him, I have
different names. They just call me different.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
They somebody came calling me hymen, which is like a
little tissue on the science. That's what they said. This
is it's a tissue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
What's up food podcast? Oh Man, Thank you for listening. Man.
I was in Berlin, Germany last week, and I got
to go see Cypress Hill live in live in Berlin
at this old castle and they brought me up on
stage and I was very shocked, Bro, like you brow nervous.
Look at me, Bro, I'm watching Cypress Hill. I don't

(01:02:34):
know what's going on. They said, Phelippe, come from stage.
You know that's how you deep Broke. I'm nervous too.
I'm not even performing. I want to put my pants up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
I feel that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Car dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Throwing T shirts and everything to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
A joint, one, oh big joint, smoking fat Bro smoking fat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Oh ye know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Everybody knew the song Bro, an hour, an hour and
fifteen minutes strong, Bro Strong, everybody jumping, everybody jumping. We
could have said anything, Bro, and the crowd. I just
went for it. He didn't even get too political. He
just said, man, there's a lot of question over there.

(01:03:25):
There full of ship and some of the German was
saying here to be here too, Yeah speech Bro. It
was badass. Bro. I've never been to a concert.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
There's no cops. But there were no cops in the
inside walking around. Everybody was smoking mad joints. Smoking marijuana
is legal in Berlin, but there's no coffee shop. But
you gotta know somebody for weed. But you could smoke anywhere, Bro,
anywhere in public. I'm gonna tell your ship.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Even here, you still give a little.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
But if you do Heroin or any other ship, it's
over for you. Bro, It's over for you. They're gonna
beatcho as in front of everybody too. And there were
these two German guys. They were all like bushwhackers, Bro,
they were all dirty and ship and they were passing by,
and a security guard told those fools to leave twice,

(01:04:24):
and then they sat down. Bro started light cigarettes. Then
they saw a cop and then and then those fools
started arguing in German, telling his homies, get the fuck
got it here? Nine nine? What you said when your

(01:04:54):
kid is born, it's gonna be like the big Jelly
Jelly What. I don't know that that big gummy bear
they have that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
It was that funny ship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
With the common Bro. So you have shows coming up, Bro,
on your own Yeah? What's your Instagram?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Him Garcia. I usually do shows. Shows are Ralph, Yeah,
and then I have the Fat Fish podcast, and then
Ralph has his specials coming out, his Hulu specials coming out.
I think he can promote it already August eight. As
August eight Ralph and the fast Fish podcast and his

(01:05:41):
formerly being Channel two. My first tattoo right there. I
usually have a saying when I start the show, say
what's up? You remember?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
And then somebody said, you took that from Flippe.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
You took the what's up for? They had heard it. Bro,
we just say, what's a full podcast? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
I said, what's a fat Fish podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
I sound good, Bro, I like it. Keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Do it a haircut now. I was at Universal yesterday studios.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I love that place.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
I can never get tired of me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Neither brought. Did you get the vi P or just regular?
I've got vi I P fans with the fucking breakfast. No, no,
they don't have a lunch I got. I got the
fast Past to skip the line get I just got
the super Mario popping bucket. Oh man, I always get

(01:06:43):
that one, you guy. But my wife on my birthday
last year, she got me the the the vi P.
And it's like, Bro, when you get there in the morning,
they wait, they come grab you, and they take it
to this little restaurant and they greet you and there's
like breakfast already set up, Brother's Coffee, Orange Juice, Mimosa's

(01:07:06):
breakfast sandwiches, and then one of you're with like a
group of five people, and then one of the v
P people that work for Universal. They're dressed up like
in blue, and they take you to all the rides
and they put you righting in front like you you're
you're you're ahead of the past line people. They put

(01:07:27):
you right in front a little flag, follow me, follow me,
and you follow them and you go to all the rides,
and then when you go to all the shows, you
run in line. And then then there's a you take
a break for lunch and they have a dinner bro,
like a buffet with steak and pizza and everything. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
What's your favorite riding mine?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Oh man, shiping Kong?

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
And you're asking park.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yes, and the Mummy, the Mummies, the Simpsons rides the Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yeah, I love the sims I hate it's short.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
I hate the Mummy. It's too short. Transformers is good though, yeah,
Transformers with the car, Bro, But most of it's it's
like screens now. Yeah, Virtual the Harry Potter one, I
hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I'm too flat for that one. Bro, the virtual reality. Yeah,
what they tell you you remember steel? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I have a bit about it, brocause because I made
it all the way inside Broyeah. And then when I
got on, like I said, hold on right here, bro,
and I thought that they were going to get something
to loosen it up, you know, to put it on right.
And then it was not just wait right here. And
and then I this family I joined with their leaving, bro,

(01:08:56):
like they can't leave to get on the ride, but
they're with you. Noah, okay, well to step out with
hair man. And then they laughed and then there's another
fat pool. You're too hot, you're too hot. And then
it took us away and we went to a door
and they opened it and they just like polightly so

(01:09:17):
to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Poof Yeah, we went in line and think his shoes
trying to sit and say hey, can I take two seats,
and like no, you gotta, you gotta disappeared.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Yes, I saw a dude. There was a fatter than me.
They got on the ride. But what he did he
lifted up his stomach and held it like he has
that soft fat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I guess, skinny fat.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
I think you guys already left by that time. But yeah, dude,
I was like, god, damn, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I tried athing bro Crowchy nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
To help me, trying to put his footing on me
and the guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I got on it before though the ride I wrote
it before. It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
It was longer, bro, because your legs are all just
like they're all swaying.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Yeah, Bro, I feel like flying the broom.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
It's fucking cool and it kills you forward. It's it's badass.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Hey, Bro. When I was a kid, that ride right
there used to be the ET Ride. Oh yeah, yeah,
it needs to be bicycles. And then in the front
you're flying with et Bro like the cops. He's a leader.
And then and then when you when like in the movie,
when the cops are stopping you, it'll go up like
and then it'll go up and you look down it

(01:10:28):
looks like the city and the wind is hitting you. Bro,
you're flying so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
You're saying that ship right now, because it's like they
just re use their stuff, just like movie sets and
TV sets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Need to bring there a get rid of Simpsons. You
got to bring back to ET Ride, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I want to see that. I love et man Et.
I grew up on that movie. I know at didn't
come out my time, but I had my mom got
got it from me to VHS.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
It's timeless, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Man, She'll leave alone. She'll leave you alone and just
put the video or what movie watch it like ten times.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Yeah, man, And that's why when I saw it. When
I saw it, I fell in love with like the
when he got left behind and Et and he looks
over a Los Angeles That's the scene I fell in
love with. Los Angeles was like, damn, I want to
go see that. And Et was just where are they.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Film it at?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
We're bank? He did.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
The valley basically val.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Real especially that what with that one scene where it's
like they're they're being chased by the cops and the bikes.
They're like, I don't think it's there no more right houses, Starbucks?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Yeah, some of those places that are developed now and
they have more home I looked it up and there
have more homes there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I think that's back in the day. It were kind
of like ended right there before like see me value
and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Damn. You have brothers and sisters. I have six. I
am knowning boy, they're gonna get into copy. Yeah. Was
signed to Hunger and Porter Ranch. Oh a, yeah, brothers
and sisters. Sisters, they're all going to get into comedy
or what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
No, they got into a family business.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
They have a restaurant, right, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
We had a restaurant back in high school. But yeah,
all my sisters and my cousins, they got into a
family business. Not our family.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
They started their own business.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
No, a white family business.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
They worked for a catering company. And my cousin, he's
a fan of you, so su his.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Sue's and ralphieused to work at your mom's restaurant, your
parents restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Yeah, when we were kids.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
They used to wash dishes.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, I was a supervisor and we're in sixth grade.
We worked at dish washers all the way until sophomore year.
Every weekend, just going to the kitchen, washing dishes, just
shooting the shed. And that's what we call the Fat
Fish Podcast because the name of the restaurant was a
fat Fish.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
So fresh tacos, yeah, tacos.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I can't have it ever since they closed down.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
My mom made the soap is by hand, and I
can never find good soap is like that, and now
they're just like greasy and like just fall off and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
But I miss them some places by frozen. Bro. They
make them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Yeah, they come in and I've seen coming in the sack.
They're not as good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yeah, they'll make you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Know what, man, I would have to say, dude, if
you want to get like not soup it but the
other one, the one you cut in half and you
put me in. They got those still homemade fresh at
that at gross Central Market. At Marias that plays out there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
The one with the lady. Yes, I think it's what
torrent or. Look there's a couple of dianas.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yeah. Yeah, well you go inside the Central Market right there, bro,
and yeah, and the gordita and they like they break
it in half and they put a three fried beans,
the meat leaden tomatoes, and then a dollop of sour cream.
That's it, Maria. Bro. Oh my god, Bro, that place

(01:14:20):
is legendary. Once that place closes is over, Bro, there
used to be there needs to be another two of
them that place and then another place next to where
they used to compete right with each other. And the
other place. Oh my god, Bro. You could buy Chicha
ron hard yeah right, they're on your taco. You could

(01:14:41):
get the teacher ron that's in a stool already know
all songs. So I know that my dad's friend he
used to get the live Yan burrito with the stood broke.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
They they're good, but the only thing about that they're
always hot as hell, huh, like super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
There's a lot of butcher there, bro delicious like cold cheeks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
You know you nte lingua?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Fuck yeah, bro, But if I have to, I would
if I like if there's like back in the day,
like if there were legua tongue and there was like
brains and cheeks, and but I would not get the
lego bro. I'll get everything else but langue.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
The only thing I don't like is sesss.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Tess with brain right, I like so set braintea right, No,
Cotta's cheek and the stomach lining. Okay, I love but
bro and they have as long as it's nice and soft.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Forget about it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
But they had to pieces pieces of regular future sorry carnitas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Sometimes you get a little pieces there is actually chunk
me you know that they chop up. But there's always
a little bit of a little bit of edge right
there to market.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
As soon as you come in from Broadway side, there's
a little cement thing of a pig and right next
door there's a place that sells carneitas and they give
you a sample. Bro a little tortilla with pork on it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
It's bomb. I've been that's there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
There was another taco this Talko was nineteen eighty six.
I think that's a chain, right, never heard of it bank,
But yeah, I can't find get tacos and burd Bank a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Place called King Taco.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
They've been around for like forever. Bro. I I just
saw tacos at soccer games.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
I go to twenty sixth Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
That's some good spots in there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Yeah, twenty sixth Avenue areas homeless. There's homeless and then
there's tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
That's pretty cool, homeless tacos. Bro. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
When I was when I was younger, there was more
food stuning hot dogs than tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Yeah. Man, like tacos is just blowing the hell up.
Everybody has.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Everybody is so hot dog like. You couldn't get away
from any hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
The little vendors. It seems like the only time I
see them now is like that at the games, whether
it's a soccer game.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Or yeah, basketball, definitely, if you wanted a hot dog,
you didn't go to the park. We're playing basketball. The
hot dog leadles only there, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I was with the chopped up onions and chopped up tomatoes,
always buttering it up with Mannaise.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Sounds good. There's a TikTok. There's a TikTok guy. He
goes on Live every morning making tacos in downtown l A.
He got jumped one time on Life.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
And Drigo, Bro, what did they what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
He was beefing with another taco guy like tigers now
for and they confronted him, Hey, you took my idea
and ship like that god, and then they jumped him
on Live. I didn't get to see it, but I
saw it right before the live.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Are you still around that dude? He's still around.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
He's still But the next couple of weeks he had
like a black guy. I don't know if you guys
in TikTok, but I was like keeping up with.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
I never got sick. You didn't tackles in in La ever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
You you hat like a little rupture or something like,
you know, but nothing hardcore where I had, you know,
I had food poisoning.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
But a barbecue or people like somebody's having a cookout.
I've had a sake, bro I've got.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
To stick out someone salsa before.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Dude, do you have a thea that you think she
can't cook when you have when she has a party.
I have a thea that she can't cook. For nothing,
I get sick after her food. And then one day,
one day, one day, so it sucks and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Gets you sick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Did you guys go to London already?

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
No, he hasn't. He hasn't gone to London.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I had London. He canceled it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Yeah, he canceled it to do the butterfly effector I
think that's what he said. But yeah, and they had
a Kington Era my cousin and nope, I did not
eat there. I did not eat.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
What does she make? Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
She made? What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Um?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Yeah, you thinks young but versus dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
See that's old school out there, man. For a wedding,
or to have just battle black CoA. It used to
be just busy or b K. I haven't been to
a party where they make a meal a long time.
I remember Broke getting a little bowl with a big
ass meat and cilantro and then and then I know whatever.

(01:19:38):
That a real grimy red sauce over it and just
eating it at this bro, the rice let me this
was that under underground.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I don't remember, you know, okay, but that's when they
take a little step but still like to make good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
But that one time he said, we were eating top
of the Tijuana and he was saying, no, no, it's
just someweing up. Assume he's thinking, you a guy, what
is bro? That every he'll put a call overnight and
then and he would only saw tacos in the afternoon
and he saw like like fifteen, I was dead.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Whatever he had gone, he said, just in the morning.
He just put in the morning a night time ticket out. Bro,
it was off that beat west.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
That one time at when the in San Antonio when
the club the River Center Comedy Club, was the last
time you hadlined yeah, And when it was still open,
there was a guy that came to your show that
they did it like that underground, and I went to
their shop. I walked there and that they did it
to like to it finishes and oh my god, I
got the scrape. Bro, it was still bombed.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
What's your Instagram? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Him Garcia the picture of me at the laugh Factory
and I did ten minutes that night. It was a
good night.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
How's that West Comnia laugh Actory. I've never been there,
the West Covina. It was good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
I opened up for Renee when he had and I'm
sorry Crown. You know they were there to see Renee,
not me, so I real like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
You were the surprise. What's up for? What is one
of my dates? I'm coming to tama Iowa. Right, let's
still here, Irvine August second. I'm coming August second to Toma,
Iowa at the Casino.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Bro called.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Bess Squawky Bess Squawky Bingo Casino, Irvine, California, August fourteen, fifteen,
fifteen and sixteen and seventeen. And then Naples, Florida, July
twenty first, Captain Bryant off the Whole Comedy Club. See
you there. And I'm doing the Learner Theater and Elk

(01:21:56):
Car Indiana. Baby, hope to see you there. Milwaukee. I
love Milwaukee, Las Vegas two days the Funny Boat in Connecticut.
Are you kidding me? That's near heart for Connecticut. I
can't wait. I love that place. I like when I
like going to all the places where where marijuana is legal.

(01:22:18):
Bro one of my favorite places, Bro, like Seattle, spoke
in Washington, Portland, Portland, of course, DC Improv. We always
have fun in DC Improv, Birchmere Theater, Alberta, Canada, Bro,
and Toronto too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I like the weed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
It's no weed we got you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I talk better when I'm on weed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Yeah, I talk, I talk straight.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
I talked about I talked about my urs perfectly. My
dad loves me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Yeah. You know that a lot that they passed in
Texas to make weed illegal illegal. Yeah, well I guess
the guy on the government's desk and he vetoed it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Bro. Oh yeah, so he is back to where it's
supposed to be. Shout out to baby Legs. Yeah, because
you know, because because he probably takes it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Bro know what happened. But the Lieutenant governor was all
like upside down, So so they're back.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Huh good? What's a full podcast? Big hand, and thank
you for doing our pocket, Bro, it was an honor avenue.
You have a lot of fans in the podcast world.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I don't worry about it, Bro, at least the writing
about you. It will be sadder if they didn't write
about you. Oh yeah, I mean they remember you. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
I'll get there one day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
A lot of Sally Yadi's out there. What's up? Full podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Go check out do You even Binge? Podcast with Lisa Asparza,
and go check out the history for a Fool's podcast.
It's not already podcast, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
It's not ready, bros. We got a new one coming
out tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
I sent it to Ray. But this is I forgot
You said fool talking ship, but the talking ship through? Hey,
I that one, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
That's a good one, bro. That's what doesn't even look
like it doesn't look like it, but it looks like
you shape of your head.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Look it looks kind of like that guy you know
that was on the video.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
And yeah, yeah that one. Oh send me that one.
Bro're gonna show that one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
I sent it to Ray. Did you get the text.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
That's with Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Oh damn?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
He scary?

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Tell you who.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Her crazy ones?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
You know why?

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Lassa Russia?

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Oh day?

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Bro? So you how many? Who's your favorite only fans model?

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
What me and Macoba?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Look at me and Macoba? Please my feature you guys.
Naked bere Ma Cova look it up. Big boobs might
know her. She had blue eyes, right and her booths
are real long, not long. Let's see what you got.

(01:25:40):
I can't better see her.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Oh no, it's like back in the day. You get
to pay to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Shere eleven million followers, my future.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
She's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Now. Bro, you're gonna go to this page go to
Dutch girls? Yeah, from Amsterdam better. Yeah, and they speak Dutch.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Is that the place where they have anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
One hundred and fifty euros? Yeah? The red light district? Bro.
My wife and I were just there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
They catch a break here?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Too much money?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
What's up for? You got it? The picture?

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
What are you under? Instagrammer?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
I'm gonna take on to Mexico on Monday, one hour
Mexico City, San Luis. You're gonna go visit my grandpa.
He has this orange farm out there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Not to go visit nice man, have never been there?
The night there, San.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Louisia my hometown. That's why I get good tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
I batman about it? Man? A horse huh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Goats and patos.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
And pato dog dug tacos.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
You ever had a ballot?

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
I I've had meetings talk about it, but I've never
seen it. I don't below it. I don't blow it.
It's just a baby egg right in the embryo. You've
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Bobby made me try it one time, but I couldn't
do it. I took one bite and still had like
feathers in it. I was like, oh no, they eat
it like snacks. They eat it like talkis.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
To her mind. You got it of people that eat
that when they they could afford a regular meal. That bro,
ai dog, what's some food?

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Oh ship, that's ai. Yeah, dude, crushful, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
You sitting in the chair behind.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Me, and that don't be a good way to do
that though, for real, though, could you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Now? You have shows me up?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Not nothing with us right yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
But in the time I tam on Iowa. But thank
you for being a podcast, bro. Listen a picture, bro.
Thank you everybody for listening and writing

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