Ep 538 - No Guest - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't try around, don't try.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Thinking.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
What's Up Food Podcast countdown the last What's Up Full podcast?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
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you could wear it at Starbucks and people say, man,

(00:58):
why are you wearing that right there? Because I'm protesting Starbucks? No,
and then you see it, but you're in a Starbucks. Yeah.
But there's my way to protest by worrying something that
not Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
They need to stop messing around and just give you
a sponsorship already.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I want to sponsorship Brok because they're not telling me
to do this, do that, Just give me coupon.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I've taken the best dumps at Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Not gonna lie me the best dumps ever taken, but
we don't feel I want to give my secrets, and
I have to now for all the young comments on
the road, I take the best dumps at public libraries.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Man, wait, public libraries, Okay, And.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
First of all, I don't go to the to the
section where the where the entry of the live public
library is, because that's where all the bumps go, you know,
everybody who everybody who's like me goes. If it's a
big library, I go to where like the where they
have other kids books. Bro's the coloring books, and they

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have a little section where sometimes a reader goes read
to little kids. Yeah, and they have a mom and
dad restroom they're always And I go over there, Bro,
and you take a ship in the kid's bathroom, the
mom and that breastroom.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I know, I know, I know the kid resom wouldn't
take our ships.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Imagine, Bro, you're taking a ship toilet room and then
if somebody walks on you, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Jack, I'm like Williamson Jack, or like if you just
leave a normal human side ship and they're like, what's
wrong with this kid?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
But there's an app that you could just download and
tell you where their restroom is. A free restroom you yeah,
just look up restroom abbey and then like where we
are standing, you go like this and they'll tell you,
like you're where the nearest bathroom is. They might tell you,
oh man, you go inside here there it is bro
like tender for toilets.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Fuck now, So anybody with colitis or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Fucking yeah, it has to be somebody that has like
like a fucking diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Or yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm
talking about it. The other day I was on I
went to Venice Beach and I was on I was
on that cool street where Venice Beach is, Lincoln Lin
and I had a good parking space. Bro. I got
there early. I was there on nine in the morning,
and I parked you know where those those little the

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little alleys to go into the cool houses.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Released into the beach.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh man, yeah, I wish I lived there.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
The shittiest parking though, you live there, that's the shittiest
parking man.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah. So that parking space is like nobody parks there.
So I thought about, you know, what if what if
that's a private parking space because everyone else is thirty
depending how packing it is right, but from right there,
you're not even in half a block to the sand.
But if you're still on the city street, Brisney City Street,

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Lincoln Boulevard, I was thinking, man, it'll be a good
as app to have, Like if you're about to leave
that spot and then you post up. Listen, man, I'm
about to leave this spot at four to fifteen, and
you really but you're gonna stick to it. You can't
be in there on your phone and you know, scratching
your boss sack and talking to somebody. You're really gonna

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live at four fifteen and then that guy will be
right there behind your bo ready to take the parking space,
and that will throw you a quick ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I mean, that's just such an honor system.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
A liar and throw your quick ten bucks, a quick
ten bucks as soon as the car his car is
parked boom bro real cheap, cheap.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Imagine trying to jump somebody you know.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Who'll go after us? Who go after us? That big
fucking parking space in downtown and old everything?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh what's it called? You sucking?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
They're everywhere, dude, Like, it's the same company at every
parking spot.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
But does somebody monopolize all the parking downtown the same.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Park it's the same party.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's a company that owns all the parking space in
Los Angelis?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Can they get can they get different Mexicans to run
those flags? Because there's always like is going this way.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay, I won the race and I drive by.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Always try to come in. I'm like, not fucking bitch,
I'll find I find regular spots.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, is that the name right there? No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
It's not Joe's Airport Park.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's it's not it's Joe. It's Joe Jo Joe. Joe
has a lockdown. Bro.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Why do they have a diner logo? That ship looks
like it tells coffee?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know what I'm saying, cup of Joe bro cool.
If you want to start up, open up a restaurant
outside of the parking lot. Joe's parking spots are the best.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And I know.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
And I noticed too, the same billboards. It's always the
same company too.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Like I was driving when I was driving back from
a Coachella, I noticed, like it's the same company. They
own all the billboards, the big ones, like the commercial ones.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Oh like Dillard something something. I forget. You have to
fuck what it's called. But yeah, it is the same company.
And then everybody dictates, like in Hollywood, it's like this
is the Netflix section. Yeah, fucking who looks section? I
don't know, and out here. This is the lawyer section
where I always see lawyers like it always in the
bad neighborhoods. It's like, do you need a lawyer?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Start to get the east down?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Every every bad neighborhood always has an income text. Guy
took also shut up to a weto income text. My
mom and dad always went there to get their taxes
done from him. And I think his son is doing
the business now. And they're in Nickel Park. They're right
there across the street maybe where the Washington Machine where

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is used to be. But it's called Diabolos now, I think.
And and there's a lounge, there's a wash, a car
wash there, and then down the street broil bro little
little tiny room like this, and he only has a
little desk, a bunch of files, a closet and a
bathroom for only him.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Oh school, calculate the little.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
There.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
So yeah, I love that. No no, no fire detextas
an old.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Dog in the corner about to die. You know, that's
the type of small business I like.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know what I mean, what's up, fool? We have
our soul through heel here a new special right now
it's out now.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, I got a couple of them I got. I
got a Don't Tell special on YouTube, and then I
got Yolanda that's out on Amazon Prime. Just go stream that, man.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Hell yeah, yeah, let's see what you got.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I got a bunch of dates coming up too.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
What are your dates?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Headlighting someone I'm headlining? Yeah, I'm headlining Go Bananas in Cincinnati,
Ohio August seventh through tenth, and then Rose City Comedy
Club August twenty, ninth and thirtieth.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Where's Rose City Comedy.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Hyler, Texas?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Man, never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I also got Best of La. I started a new
show at the Comedy Store. The Best of La has
got heem Jesse Craig gotta get you fulls on. But
he is hilarious, probably one of the best comics in life.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Craig's killing it. Craig crushed my ego.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
At the airport. I was telling I was showing him
I sold twenty t shirts and then he showed me
his He's like, you gotta do this, and I was like,
I almost cried.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I you telling him cash?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I saw cash Vemo chime. Fucking I got the Square app,
the whole thing, the whole situation.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
There's no excuse, Bro.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
We went to a hotel one time to chick in
and this foy here chicken with chime and heard of
that ship man.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, Felipe had come to my rescue.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
They're like, what is chin black ladies?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
The black lady showed us a sign that said chime
with the X on it, like you're not allowed a chime?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Is like what like a.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like an atmauld you could take all eight bucks out?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, I could take the only way, the only the
only place that has my ATM without a fees A
seven eleven. So this is seven let the bank the
all point.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
The all point, the all points because I know it
because when I see the lift, they give us like
a like a personal debit card that we got paid
from lifts.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
So like the only way I can cash that was
the all point. Yeah, the E B T A T M.
I college.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I'm sag after union. You pay your dues.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
No, no, don't, I'm psych elegible.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
But have you have you? Okay, because I'm sad after you.
I'm sad as union. But I've never I've seen their banks,
you know, but I've never been to those. Oh I don't,
I don't catch my but my bank is a credit
union where I catch my check. Yeah, credit union. When

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I when I, when I was whenever chasing me support,
I didn't have nowhere.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
To go check cashing place.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
That place don't charge too much. They charged to you know.
Remember Andro, he worked for Gabriel now Ro. He probably
met him at the.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Party, Edro, maybe I was high.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
He works on the fucking he has one of those drones,
now drone that Wood worked out at at what you
call it at a credit union. So I goes in Philippe, Man,
if you wanta I work at a credit union. And
I don't know if I just say this, it's like

(10:24):
a crime.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Anymore, he said.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
And if you want to, if you want to open
an account here, you know I'll catch all your checks. Yeah,
so yeah, man, but child's appart. They might garnish me
sooner or later with those standards a letter. And once
I get that, I'll let you know ahead of time.
And he just pour everything out.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
He got an inside man.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
So yeah, bro, not to be fancy, but I've been
there for twenty something years.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Dog, that's loyalty.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Credit union, bro. And and even know how because I
could apply to the sagas a credit union but I'm
not if I want to. But since I've been with
this one, bro, I forgotten, like it's weird because I
thought I'm not. I didn't have a job, job when
I applied, when I got to the when I applied
for the union.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
How much credit do you need to get to this bank?
Like five? What the five hundred credit credit?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's like a band a bank, right.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
It?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
But I don't know all the bad credit unions work.
But anyways, so yeah, man, they loaned me the money
for my home. Oh ship, I've done business with.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Them, so that's like your bank bank right there.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, so I forgot the point of it, bro.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
I mean you you just brought up gave me their
heads up supports coming take the money up.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Was it called take it back to Chime? I wasn't
dive straight worse than him. I had no Chime. I
just had chick Chain and that was like one of
the people that like, hey, man, we're gonna hold sixty
dollars from your credit card. And I'd be like, okay,
here's sixty bucks.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
A god would they accept that?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Fuck? No, no they don't. I think theymore maybe Motel
six and money.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Motel six all over Motel six.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
All sexes are nice, Bro, the one by the airport.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Eli, Yeah, how many Motel sixes are you staying at?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I said, Well, when I was like in between last
comic standing, they were sending me checks. But the two
have not have a don't have a too, don't have
a bank account. Yeah yeah, man, I had closed the
credit the credit Union account.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
But you know, yeah, I've been there, I've man, I.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
I was.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I was like I felt like at one time, like
I felt like the like, you know how how the
Philip the at list, he's holding the world like that? Yeah? Right,
you know what the opposite of that is, right, if
the guy holding a big boulder. That's how I found
That's why I thought Philippes World, because now I'm holding

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the world. But before I was holding the boulder. And
I remember going to fucking Nick's catching bro the last
one by the airport, waiting for that motherfucker to open
with Lisa Bro to catch to cash nine laugh factory checks.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
So they won't take the money away if you catch it,
because see like that was the same thing with me.
So I overdrawn so much my Chase account that if
I would have deposited anything I would have lost out
of money.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
So I remember, they will call.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You our negative money, damn dude. Like if I was
negative seventy five bucks and I was wondering, like, I
mean I put a check in there. Now I have
twenty five bucks. Yeah. I thought Charles the Point were
garnishing me already.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
But now Wells Fargo closed it down on me twice.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
A bag of America as I over so many overdroft fees.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yeah, so they closed out on you.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, the well Spargo twice and they're like, I was like,
you want to go back? I was like, why the
fuck am I go back for a third time. You're
not gonna get I take it back? No, yeah, twice
and then like they gave me a when I was young,
nineteen gambling card.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
I fucked up to and I was like, when I
was eighteen, back from America, I took.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
A thousand dollars off of a credit card, really fucked
my credit up, you know what I mean, took the
cash out there, and I just drained everything, gambled at
all that whole night. That's lost ship, every the whole thing. Yeah,
because I'm not bet one hundred dollars best. I've been
like three I lost it in like three hands.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
What stops you from doing that? Like right now? Like
it's like you went and you came back them all
past so you saw twenty T shirts. What keeps you
from going to a car? I'm going to getting catch
in a cab to fucking Hollywood Park. I don't know
to triple it. You know, I don't have to urge
you to do that.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Of course I do, I one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I got an addiction. Yeah, I feel like was there
at a time when you were doing it every day
but you didn't want to, but you're already there. Yeah,
you know, it's funny. I was talking to that to
my wife when we're doing do You even Binge?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
And we watch a bunch of loop movies, like but
I don't know if it's airly already, but we watched
a bunch of loop movies. But I was telling her
that it seems to me that we will write these
loop movies. It's disguising an addiction story. You know, what

(15:28):
is a loop movie? That you were seen them? You
were seeing groundhog Day? Yeah, you know he wakes up okay,
over and over?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm stuck, gonna look gotcha, gotcha, And.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
There's another one with a bunch of other people you know.
So so I feel like these movies are not really
a loop movie, bro, It's a movie about a guy
hooked on something like he's on crack or like me,
I was looked on crack. So every day, every morning
after I would wake up and I'm not gonna do
it today, but here I am. Bro Like you didn't

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even know it realizing, but when it's nine hours later
you were like, oh shit, I'm back here again.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Would you would you kind of like in your mind
be like, you know, I'm I'm gonna do like a
little bit to be healthy because you're you know, I
could control it, but then you would just end up
doing everything.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
No man, it was just like you know, to me,
it was not, it was not. It was like not
you can't what it would wake up and like ahh
hit one ball all day. That's how it is. No,
No man. It was like sometimes I will wake up
and like feeled like I could conquer the world, but
I feel refreshed, like you know, like I don't feel

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like bad no more. I feel good, I'm happy, And
then I go then right after my comedy show, I
go straight to go party.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
This is crazy to say, but I wish my addiction
would have been cracked. It feels like it will gambling,
gambling and obviously overeating because of gambling and all those months.
But crack. How much money did it cost for you
to get that high the crack addiction per day?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know, bro, if I kept track, I ort to stop.
So I never kept tracking.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Same thing here. It was every check right, every check.
And then when they call addicts lazy, like whether they're
crackhead or like any we're not lazy. The whole point
is to get that, so it's me. It takes work,
hustling every coworker, my brother, my mom, trying to hundred
dollars trying to get and then like trying to pawn something,
trying to fucking trying to just so, like I would

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drive to an Indian casino that was an hour from
my house on e with thirty dollars in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Shut because in your head, bro, you could guarantee victory.
Oh no, what is when I stopped doing drugs, I
was over ten years. I fly into a gallery. Addiction

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really brief, and that won't a brief.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
You needed to fill that void.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, because you end up it's a trickle down effect
of just finding another thing. Because you're you're an impulsive person.
You're an addicted of addictive personality. So mine's right now
it's food in marijuana, and I'll never give up marijuana.
But I'm not. I've been trying to go to the marijuana.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
How about you're a black jack at a poker table
where everybody's batting was grams a weed.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Fuck, I'd call that stupid.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Try.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
You gotta do this the money because when I used to,
I used to gamble. It's weird, like I gambled more
when I had no money. Yeah, because I'm I'm I
would do you. I don't know if I spoke about
it about that, but you ever do this? You gamble
and you were a comedian. Okay, does it ever happened
where you did a gig where it was a good

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night two undred dollars. You're saying you're good, nice to everybody,
but you're driving to a casino. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
What's what's fucked up is I was in a small
town where across the street was a bar show every
Tuesday that had a comedy competition first place, page one
hundred and fifty dollars in lowde California. So I would
win that, I would learn. I would do all my
fat jokes all the sea I saw it. I'd win that.
I beat all the open micers. And then I take
that and I go lose it at the casino.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
See those little waste money on a horror at.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Dancy Munkey, just to get my little crumbs.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Dude, Come on, I would do that too, Bro, we
fussed up. Before I was a drug dealer. I started
making the whole room laugh for for extra coke.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah yeah, man, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I walk in there there back like this. Come on, man,
just give me a little bump. First, give me a
little bump, and I start bumping everybody.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Bro, A good night, A good night, A good night.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
You win.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I win that comedy competition. I go to the casino.
I win five hundred. I find a little Gramma coke.
I do a Gramdma coke, and then I still have
I have like something like Taco truck, the best the
best night of my life.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
And is that a problem?

Speaker 8 (20:01):
What?

Speaker 5 (20:01):
That's not a problem to me?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
The best night of my life.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I never gambled drunk or high or anything. It was
always sober gamble.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
You have to you gotta take advantage of the people
that are drunk.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah. I never I never like partied and then able
to go gamble.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
I was.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I was sober bro leaving the show with sixty dollars
going to Morongo, Mona belts Ye Mannabello from college. You're
trying from River City College.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Having fun ship, You're trying to win points, you're trying
to win money.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Well, I'll say a funny story. Man, we got, we got.
I got booked with Fluffy Gabriel to do a show
in Santa Barbara at the Coach House in Santa Barbara.
They they used to have a room with the Coach
other in Santa Barbara and the Coach House and it's
in San Juan Capistrano and the the Art Music Museum

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theater in Santa Anna. Was like my special Oh the.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
What the is it called the Observatory.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Observatory theater, Yeah, that plays it to be called the
Galaxy Theater. Okay, and it's by the way, what's his name, Mitt?
I don't know it, Mitch. But the guy from so
I don't know some some some guy I used to
like as a singer. He saw that place on ten minutes.
So that booked those three rooms and paid. I don't know,

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we got two hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
That was that was that was like not bad for
back then.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, well one fifty open air two hundred and then
the headline three hundred. But he had all three rooms.
So but on the way there, man, oh man, we
said we fucking oh man, we had two hundred dollars.
And I said, you know what, man, I could guarantee victory.
What are you talking about? Yeah, Man, if we fucking drive,

(21:58):
we've drived back to that casine, another casino called too Much. Bro.
I think it's just I don't know how long it's
been there, but I knew all the Indian casinos by
this time. Bro, there's a place called too Much brom
Sa Barber. Too Much is another hour and a half probably.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
That's like up there by sucking uh in the middle
right before.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Far far back ten. They was over the building. Bro.
It was too tarp. It was like a tent.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
It was like not tart, but it was just you
ever been to Delano Casino? Like it's like a like
a an old hanger, like an airport hanger.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Ghammo, dude.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So we get there, bro, and we're gambling, bro, and
we're drinking those I never had those Starbucks and milks
in a bottle. Oh yeah, the girl passed by, Yeah,
give me one, man. And then so I want, bro,
I want seven hundred dollars seven hundred bucks, right, and

(22:59):
and then that food state I want to I don't
want to gamble too much, no, sober, because I'm saving
up for a Gabriel said, I'm saving up for a
laptop and I said, all right, man, saving up for
just saving up for a laptop. So so fuck. So
we're on the way out and I full grabbed my
shoulder like the fucking like the devil. He looks at me,
he goes, man, I think I could. I got this,

(23:20):
You got this. We go in there, Bro, the sun
comes down. Bro, we're down to our last sixty.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Fucking shit.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Anyways, before he was down to a nine sixty. We
both put one hundred, one hundred and then and then
I went a little crazier and then they took it
all the way and I remember he put a head.
Then he goes, there goes my laptop. I just had
a big one of my big ass laughs. And then

(23:52):
like we're driving home, bro, his sun. Bro. We haven't
even slapt, bro, Like I guess the adrenaline from gambling,
you know, sadness and having a good show, but kept
you awake, you know. So I'm bro, I'm bombed out, BRO.
But I just started get my fucking notepad and I

(24:13):
started dribbling, like my my manifesto, manifesto, broyes. And then
we see some we see like a badass beautiful ocean, Bro'.
When we're passing Carpenteria by Santa Barba, and I remember

(24:34):
that fool said on the way there, he said, you
know what, man, I would love to see this in
the morning because it was all dark when we're driving there.
Gabriel said, I love to see this all in the morning.
So when we're driving back, I looked at him and
I said, boy, I want you to look at that.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
It cost you a laptop and it cost me two
hundred dollars fucking And I remember, bro, before I was
say it cost me seven eight hundred dollars. But then
I saw this movie about the General Gambler where his
son is he borrowed three hundred dollars from his son,
but he was up to five thousand and then he

(25:14):
lose he lost everything that same night. What's the matter
with you, dad, what's the matter with you?

Speaker 9 (25:21):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
You have five thousand dollars? You fucking blew it. You
fucking blew it. And the tall say, let me tell
you something. You know what I blew. I blewer three
hundred dollars. The dollar stuff doesn't matter, not the house
I never left with it, and that.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
That right there, it just describes the gambling.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's that's beautiful, beautiful because to a gambler, it doesn't
matter if I go if I go up to one
hundred thousand dollars while I'm sitting there and I lose
it all it was. What I really loved is what
I started with. I left the one thousand dollars that
came in with.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
That fucks you up, though, mentally, how did you feel, bro?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Because I know the way you talk you've been up.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Yeah, But the perception the most, because I feels like
a hire trying to chase like because you've made so
much money that you're like trying to chase that again
because you're like, I made it worth.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I was a five K and then and then I
started with like sixty chase, I lost it, It's gone.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Did you ever almost match that before?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
After that you started with sixty min five g's along
the way, though, bro, Keep doing it, bro, keeping it
along the way. You know, the people that we were
playing with you, it was like you have fun, right,
people were happy, You were happy. Yeah you're joking. Yeah,
you're jimping hard.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
What's fucked up though, is that on the decline? You
know you got you know, you got an addiction. When
there's no anger, there's no I'm not yelling.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
At the deal, accepted it, it's quiet.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
It's fucking just give it away already, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I don't know what You're like a dog chasing
a car. You don't know what you're gonna do with it.
You don't even know what what am I gonna do
with five thousand dollars? Like like, realistically, that person with
that mentality at the time, I don't know what to
do with money.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Give it away, and that even.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Enough money to keep for them to give you to
stop going there, no, never even they can give you
twenty thousand dollars you're gonna still go back. Yeah, because
it's just a rush.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's like being in a race car and then they
run a gas and you go, goddamn, I gotta go, yeah,
gotta go. Panhandle? Do you one time?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I lost everything? Oh? Panhandling?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh your gas ran a gas? Where was this Morongo?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Oh I ran a gas and I was out there.
But I'll side up like the gas station by Morongo. Bro.
Let me tell you, bro, people think you're above when
you need gas.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
No, a lot of things happened to you.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
You feel like you you feel like I've had I've
had a guy with a whole family in his car
asking me for gas money before maybe did you give
it to him?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
I gave him. I felt bad.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's all sad, it's all it's all sad. But then
it's the saddest thing. I was doing a casino in Redding, California,
one of those shitty Native American casinos, and then we're
really cool. No, no, not very bad, very bad.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
This was the worst.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
It was worse and worse.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Man. I mean to make my old fire bread.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Uh that's still going on.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
It's called the wind River Casino. But me and my
buddy at the end of the night, I wasn't really gambling.
He was making sure that I wasn't gamble. Reading pizza,
and then a Native American guy comes up to us.
We were done with the pizza. He's like, you're gonna
finish that pizza. We're like ah, and he was like,
it's been a tough night, brother, I could really use
that slice of pizza.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
We're like, here you go.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You could just tell he lost everything. His shirt was unbuttoned.
But to see a Native American lost everything lost.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Ever gamble horse racing, oh Man Brouse. When horse races,
you have a bunch of tickets like this, and there
are are like half of this like that, right, And
when people lose, they just drop them on the ground, bro, right.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
And when you when you at the end of the day,
when you have when you lost everything, like myself, you
pick them up to see if anybody dropped the winner.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
The delusion of anybody who's a gambling addict, like they're
not gonna you know what, when.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I did that, Bro, when I did that, I said,
you know what, this is gonna be a problem because
I remember that when I was hooked on crack I'll
be chilling on the ground, bro, and I see something
white and I will pick it up and I taste it.
They crack the right I left them when I was

(29:55):
trying to. But hey, ray do laugh? Ever that was.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
But it's like.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
But it's like it's like hollered and taking your shot,
Like what.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
The what the words? You ever fout? Bro? Like you
when you said, you know, man, something's got to change.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I mean, I've had a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
So you lived in a car with the gambling.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Oh no, that was just I got kicked out of
my house by my parents and I slept.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
In the car through.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
So they were just like, look, you got to stop.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
You're gambling every check away. You gotta you gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
And this was like I had to were depressed.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I don't know, I don't know, man. I think I
was depressed probably about by like my weight and just
like not getting girls because of my insecurities and stuff
like that. Because I was big. I was four hundre pounds,
so like instead of taking care of that, it was
easier to distract myself by gambling and drinking.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
So what I did for?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Yeah is that?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
What you what did you do it for?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I have no idea bro attention.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I just think that some people are inherently you're.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Already doing comedy at this time.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, no, no, no, I was.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I was addicted again. I've been addicted to gam because
I was eighteen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nineteen twenty was
a real, real fucking rough because you start to get
in it and like, I'm gonna have a part time job.
I'm nineteen years old, so like every part time job
check gonna take to try to make it big. I
don't know, it was awful.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
You were like when big and as you walked out,
you said you got up victory.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Oh probably, no, man, there's probably been a couple of times.
But that's because somebody was with me. Bab and by
myself is all going away. But if somebody's with me,
like bamos, let's get out of here.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Are you are you meet twenty dollars, let's go now,
And you're.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Like that, yeah, yeah, all right, have to have somebody.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I have.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
My friend. My best friend abandoned me because I gave
him five hundred. I was like, don't like, don't give
me that back, and.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Of course he abandoned you.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah, of course he was like, He's like, I'll give
you your five hundred back because he was like, you
told me not to give this back to you, but
if I give you this back to you, I'm leaving
you here.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
He was right, he left me there.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Dogs and.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
What's up, poo. We have a very funny soul through here.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
He's on tour, very very very funny. People love him.
They always request him and he coming and said, I
don't know. Man, he's doing hours impersonations and Obera Street.
A big shout out to and thank you to Leo
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(32:42):
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truck looks amazing. Man. If you want to go look
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if you're looking for if you're a comedian or you

(33:04):
have a banda you're looking for a tour bus. This
guy has two buses for us, by the way, and man,
go check him out. Man, this guy bless everybody there
is a citizen.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
You crash him they fixed them.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Also, man, so you have your show. You have shows, right,
you have your headline, Bro, I want the casino show.
It was fun dude.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
They had my face in the homework.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I saw that bad. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
It was dude, I got I got emotional.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You know you deserve it.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Bro, It's funny because like I was, it's because I
called like the people. So is there like part because
I'm used to parking in the back when we go
with you? Yeah, They're like, no, you gotta park regular.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
You think yeah, because because because the comedy clubs upstairs.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
You were working for the back.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Yeah, I want to tell you.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Because it's because I parked close to where were usually
parking the back with you. But they're like, no, you
gotta go on the front. Man, walking in front like
a peasant. Brom dude at dude. This one, this couple
drove an hour and a half from Yuma to watch to.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Go see me.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Where were you at?

Speaker 5 (34:13):
I was at twenty nine Let's.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Go Yeah awesome, Bro, that's bad ass. Good food there, huh,
good food.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
And this one girl, Julisa, drove an hour to see
me and a whole bunch of people drove far too.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
At one time people started getting to No, more of
your stand up out there, and more people see you.
They're gonna drive three hours, four hours because people like you.
People drive far to a pass or to see YouTube.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Right, Yeah, there was a couple of people like that. Yeah,
but it's have you You've done that the comic strip, right.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, Bro, I'm talking about the first time I went
there two hundred and fifty dollars to open Tuesday through Sunday. Bro,
whoa I don't know pass so idea by the time
I left.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, Resid Carthart shirt I went.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
There was too. I was working with to commed I
don't even know, bro. But comedy condo, Oh, they don't
do that. Now you know why because it's comedian roade
with with with a with a feasis. Oh no, oh
my god, bart On the on the condo walk get it.

(35:25):
You can watch that guy on on an episode of Seinfeld.
His name is.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
His name is.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Buckles, Pat Buckles on the show What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I can't tell your real name, but I'm not sure
the name of Pat Buckles. But for real, he like
put ship on the That's what they said.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Legend says, but he's okay with it if it happens
at the comfort and you still got to pay.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
A lean shot shot shot shots shot a shot.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, you know, it was weird to gauge some comedy
club on its Like this guy was real, Like he
gave me, like he said like five things to me
the whole weekend and then he did this to me
and then one of the openers.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Goes, he likes you. What the fuck is that?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Some guys are just hard to pie like that, and
I'm like, that's all he said all weekend. Some guys
are just super quiet, hard to gauge.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
But pass was fun.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Donant to ask for a date before you left when
you got your check. I should have, yeah, because if
you give it, if he likes you, bro, you should
just tell him can I come back in eight months
instead of waiting for a year because you're you're You're like,
you'll get more fans to come for you, Okay, And yeah, man,
you too, bro. Next time you do a comedy club,
you go can I come back? Like kend of City,

(36:39):
you come, we come back in one year? And then
they least you have a dear day already set up
has to worry about him. Yeah, can I come back
in one year? Is good enough to come back to
Kanda City or passor I would say eight months? Seven
eight months?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah, yeah, because they got a built in audience.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
It's like people come out, Yeah, people come.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
He loves his birthday shows.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Huh, Yeah, yeah he did. We did a Sunday fundraiser
for a black motorcycle gang.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
What's the name of the rough Riders? Rough Rider?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Ye, the rough Riders DMX talked about.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I don't know, I don't think so other Oh man,
I could be wrong. Are their colors like Michigan State,
like dark blue and yellow? It looked like it.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, it looked like Yeah, it was like a black
vest and then like it's I had I had to
double check.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
But yeah, because I was I forgot. I was doing
a show somewhere and the security guard there he was,
he was like he was in one of the first
black biker gangs. To Okay, I don't know what he
what what biker gang was, but I know there's the
chosen Few. It was the first one of the first one,
but that one was like everybody could be in it. Now, Natives,

(37:59):
why that's that one? And then there's the Red I
don't know if they call the Black Dragons or the
Red Dragons in or the Red Dragons in Health Angels,
and that's the All Black Motorcycle Club. And that club
at one time was considered because they were like real clothes.
They were like real clothes. With the Health Angels by,

(38:20):
there were ones considered like the Black Health Angels the
Red Dragons in Oakland.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Either way, they're gonna be playing old school music from
a bluetooth speaker, way too loud that ship. Every time
those motorcycles dropped by, it's always like Marvin.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Gaye, blast blasting love.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
What the that's all a random bright.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
The bunt up the pressed money from the basketball club
and they're playing like another love t K.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
I've never I've never been a bike. I've been to
the Commerce once.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I walked in once bicycle casino.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah, now I'm glad. I'm not ever been commerce, dude.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Okay, So every time I dropped my Commerce, they have
like a billboard it says this is a good deal
nine for staking eggs.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's probably lit.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
It's probably amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
That place, dude. I gambled there before at the Bicycle
Club and I remember man gardens right, Yeah, I was
chilling there fo and they have a sign that say
no parking for seventy six hours.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Wait what to get because you're they're trying to get
the gambler. You take a shower. Yeah, home and take
a shower. See your family.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I remember parking my car there. I'll say, I'm gonna
be here that long. That is three days, it told
my ship.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Yeah, people are there without showering.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, tell what happened there. So I'm there, I'm there,
dug right, and I don't know how long it's been.
And they goes, man, I'm hungry, and then the dealer goes,
you're hungry, and then they go They gave me a
menu food and I ordered. They bring the food to
the side.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
One of the best fried rides with shrimp and crab
and fish dogs.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
They got the human traffic people in the back.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
So good.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
And then I think my legs are falling asleep because
Asian Asian guy came in started massaging my shoulder. Broke
in my back. I started punching my legs broke and
too many to stand up.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
As soon as you run out of money, bro I
paid one.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Thousand dollars for a massage and Chinese food, bro and parking.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Dude, because they don't want you to leave, so they
were like, no, no, no, what do you need to
take a ship?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Bicycle club and Common casino have delicious Chinese food. At
least have a bouch for that. It was good. They
give you a big mouth. She just goes it one day. Bro,
you and Steph after a show, if you're driving that way,
just pull in, valeate the car, valeate the car, bro
and free just tip and then Chinese food because.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
These are card rooms casinos that's Americans, Mexicans because they're
all they like the little shiny lights. They like machinas,
but card rooms mostly because yeah in Macau, China believe
that's like that it's bigger than Vegas, so they play a.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Lot of baccarat.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
So it's it's like the huge Chinese. So they need
to appeal to their clientele, so they're gonna have amazing Chinese.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh my god, I knew there was a lot of reasons,
but one of them two.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
So there's a popular steakhouse in Pinka Rivera called dol.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Rays and I saw that, Uh, what's your name? The
actuals that came out in a chucky Tiffany.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
But you were so quick to it. What's your name?

Speaker 6 (41:47):
So she goes there because she's a gambler, and she's
always a commerce casino. So like all these people go
to it's called dow Ray's Steakhouses and Pinka Rivera and
they're for having like, uh, what's it called the snow
Crab legs?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Your album? Bro, it's so red.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
You hear what I got? Fucked up skateboarding bro under
her car, skateboarding and fucking you're yeah thirty seven? No, yeah,
I got her.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I felt Antonio Hawk over here.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
What's her?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Bitch's name? Tiffany?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Fucking I don't know, but she gambled, Uh dude, he's
trying to figure out the name right now.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Actress.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Okay, so she's where she's She's at what casino?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
She's always at commerce casino, dude.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Just gambling her child's play money away.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yes, Jennifer Tilly, Oh, the professional gambler, bro, Yeah, always at.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
A commerce casino and then she goes at.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
She's a professional gambler. She's been in tournaments.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, dude, so you know that, right, yeah, those are
professional titties to those are crazy.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
She's like sixty years old, she's still good.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Were paid for the.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
Yeah yeah yeah, but that.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Raised and Peekrivera they're known for having good, really good steak,
which is like an old fashioned restaurant in Pek Rivera.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, man, I think if I was eating meat, I
would go eat after this show Chinese food at one
of the casinos. And then again if I would start gambling, brocose,
I don't want to go. What's up everybody? Man? We
got two cold plate tickets, a pair of cold plate
tickets for any Why did they want to take their
sancha and tell her it's over? Manhaty? What now?

Speaker 11 (43:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
If you want to break up with something, your your side,
cheek you sent her the cold plate? It was all
yellow too. I saw you at the ford Walk. Where's
your baby and a stroller? But it was all over too.

(43:49):
I can't believe like that food was looking at that
he was there. It was like Pam bro like from
the office. It was fucked up? Is it?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
They got they were doing activities together. They got the
same sunburn, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
They were like on the they were caught on predator cam.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yea.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
And first of all, man, like, what kind of a
husband go to Coplay concert with his side chick? Yeah?
First of all, man, you gotta follow side check etiquette here,
broide Coplay your wife and kids, your side cheek, giving

(44:30):
your hand job in your car where you're listening to coldplay? Bro,
exactly stay in the car all a sudden in it now? Bro,
waiting for a hamburger?

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah, dude, go to like a like a shady hotel. Like,
what are you doing in public? Bro? Come on, man,
I don't have a side check, but I feel that's.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
But here's the thing, we don't have side chicks, but
we're old school about the side chick thing.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Sucking.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
You're embarrassing your wife.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Man, what are you doing your lady?

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
You take you to a bingo hall, Bro, everybody having
a good time and your side check. Bro. You take
you to one of those casinos, bro with fucking so
we'll go.

Speaker 10 (45:02):
To you.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Gotta fucking uh.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Everybody's doing sketches about that, bro.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, it's the hottest thing right now.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's but yeah, but that fool broke side check etiquette. Dog,
you don't take you don't take your side check to
a concert. Broke her anywhere? Bro?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
You take him to like a Tailor Dane concert, you know,
like yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Nowhere in public? You tell you you gotta drive that
bitch to Riverside wearing a mad bab. We go to
a cocktoon party.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Yeah, hotel Jerry from.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
And I kept seeing comments if you were saying, like
because they're comparing like the wife to the side chick,
like all the wife's younger.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
And then people are like, what if the wife was
a bitch? What if the wifes didn't give him sex?
What if this old lady was a freak.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
You know, I'm like a lot of people saying that,
well at least he didn't kill her.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Well yeah, yeah you can't, but you probab.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, but imagine though, Like co Play is a good band.
They're a great band. I used to listen to them
for three days trade with no sleep.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah you're talking about its crack music.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I don't even know any I wrote my memoirs to
fucking coplay. I don't even know. It's like a yellow
I fill up a half a notepad, bro, just writing
all Bukowski style. But what's the next, Bro, for here,
where you're gonna have a baby, Where you see yourself
in five years, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Concert, hopefully an animated series.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Man.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I'm trying to write scripts.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Man.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Uh, everybody's all you got a voice for cartoons, but
the only way to do anything in his business is
to do it yourself. So I gotta start writing writing.
And I'm like, I've got like two different cartoons, one
pitching with him, and you know it's hard, and uh,
what's it called? Just being touring?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Man?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Just being on on tour. I want to be a
bit more actor. I want to get into acting, man,
I mean, and uh what else? Yeah, I'll be trying
to get my lady pregnant. But I think I think
we're both.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
In there all day every day.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Me too, Me too.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
You trying to get your lady pregnant.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Though, if it happens, it happens. You know, it's fun,
you know it, dude.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I quit weed for four months, remember, bro, you were
such a good boy. But then I put a lot
of pressure on her. So then I was like, fucking man,
let's just I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Kill she had for the both of you guys, for
the three of us. You know what, I mean she's sobering.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
No, she smokes me every now and then, but then
that's about it. But like we both went like sober
for like four or five months, and there we were
trying and then like it just felt like pressure and
it wasn't fun.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Have a baby for you guys men as you have
seven a couple, Yeah, dude, but cream price are fun.
But queen pies.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Regular sex? Yeah, regular sex?

Speaker 5 (48:04):
You mean the way god and inide female or guys, you.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Man don't got to finished inside of a female. Come
on like that.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
For your lady, bro, for your side, hik you go
to the side of her kids toys.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Yeah, you give her a mustache right across, Like that's.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
For you, wage, I don't have enough to make mustaches
no more?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Does it go away?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Give you a little hitler?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Is it really the minute to get.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
To throw it at her?

Speaker 5 (48:40):
I saw like bust like good amounts, you know, like.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Why are you busting in your hand?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
You gotta know how you wanted to do that like.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
A baby gunro.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Gave you know.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, everybody's different. I like to give it to her
like Noday call speed to Santo.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah you're a good guy, bro, that's a blessing.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I I don't know the next five years, try to
have a kid.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Try to write a show.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
What about you?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Anybody ever asked you that.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I've been doing this comedy for so long, I've had
people tell me about you should be in movies. Now
we're time to bro the you make movies, put me
in your movie.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Oh you make a movie?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, exactly, you should be in a movie. Yeah, Bro,
you make movies.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
The wait because it's never anybody who's just like me
who doesn't make movies. The's always some guy who makes
movies that tells you that.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, and who else a lot of people. But I
still take my acting class, you know, every week to
get ready there.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
In uh silver Lake, I guess get my sag after
Huh is that important? I don't think so. I mean
right now I'm thinking like book something.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
When when the first time you get a good gig
and you you wouldn't have to join right away, they'll
give you like a Hartley there you go the fu. Yeah, bro,
they invented that before for by the guy in my
name was tap Harley.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
And you don't have to be in the union.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
So it's kind of kind of a little uh, like welcoming.
Welcoming to kind of get in without having to join
the union. So it's kind of like you can only
do so many of those until you have to actually
join the.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Unions to get It's like a it's how union gets
away with hiring a non.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Union you had to work in union.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I'm a little scabby that actor, that actor could be.
That actor could go work non union, but once he joins,
can't work at that anymore. But that's the way the
union gets away with hiring non union members. Exactly.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
I'm a sca. I've done a little Caesars commercial.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Dog, I did it, I did it.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
I did a fucking distracted driving commercial. I've got three
cell phone tickets.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
They don't forget dog, They didn't forget about those times
run those shows, because when once you join, they're gonna
tax you and all those times that you didn't pay them,
so your first check might go out to them. That
happened to me. And then I was doing a show
bro for HBO for our Comedy Central, and I already waited.
I already knew coming in that AFTRA was gonna take

(51:20):
my check because I have done a lot of shows
without giving them nothing. A dime and and they have
and they in ninety six, right this in two thousand,
two thousand and two, and I'm doing the show for
Comedy Central, and like I knew coming in that they
were gonna keep it. And there was a comedian there

(51:42):
who had no idea that they were gonna take his
check too, because he owes and he thought he wouldn't
get paid. You got and he was all mad, bro
getting all crazy, getting like, man, I want my shot
in cash right now, And they say, hell no, you
know you do work for a real ship. So yeah, man,
I did the comedy show. That ship never aired, probably,

(52:04):
but I was clean for that night.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
And this goes back to the whole clean. What do
you mean you like?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh set up? I was, we were straight adding all
the manything.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Oh okay happened.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
The next show I had, I was gonna keep it,
and I did. It was Premium Blead two five Comedy CenTra.
I kept it.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Premium Blend. Was like, well, like, don't tell back.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Then, yeah, DamID Wayne was hosting mine.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
They need to bring that back, that that formula.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I know, man, I want to host a show like that.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yeah, because there's there's no there's no hosts anymore.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
There's nothing that anymore.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Dog, There's there used to be Martin Lawrence Presents used
to be.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Fucking Skill Presents.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
One brought some of the best black comedians ever.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Crawford.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
What's up everybody?

Speaker 9 (52:55):
Man?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
If you want to get those free tickets, call right now.
We got the number. Man. Man, you have question for Hill.
We want to know who this barber. Call one four seven,
two six, eight three eight, and we want new collars.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
If you have any gambling questions too, I could probably
answer any gambling questions.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
If you want to know where the Epstein files are at,
the mom is hiding them under the Loco game.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Under her under her mattress, with my with my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
If people care about those files, Bron waiting for the
X files, I'm trying to get the Mexican I'm trying
to get out the mex files, Bro, the.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Max files, the real Aliens.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Holy, I'm trying to get off that fucket of the
port on site list. People care, Bro, the phone call
because we know what we've been fed so much. Conspiracy
theory is program if you if if I'm brethident, Trump
would have said, I'm gonna release the facts that the
world is flat, oh man, and you and you voted

(54:08):
for that. He's the flat Earth or you don't like it,
and and you would have been would you know, man,
the world actually the way you wanted it to be.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
You want it round?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Fucking let it be round. You want it flat? Take
your ass on a long ride and fall off the cliff.
People be angry, bro, even if.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
The world is flat. Shut the fuck up. We were
taught this. Fucking I'm not gonna learn another thing.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Hey, man, If you cannot, if you don't have money
to go to the end of the world, why you
care as flat you're never gonna go there.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Yeah, you're gonna take a boat right to fucking If
you don't take cruises right now.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
It means for you out there, man, I gotta do
my own sounds on this podcast. First Color, Next.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Color guys, free tickets to.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
We have those two free tickets to Coplay Manly performing
at the ninety nine Bottles and mc Pancho hosting. Shout
out to Chamu rita man sixty three years old the
o g from Harbor Area.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Also come to a comedy show. If you're going a
sancha a fucking side chick bring her and.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Take her to the back.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Felipe. We don't give a ship whether or not you're
cheating on your wife.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Let me tell you, man, you want to take you
a side chick somewhere for a comedy show. It's called
the ding Dumb Show. Is fucking yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I want to be there?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Hello? Yeah, what's up? Fool? Who's this?

Speaker 10 (55:37):
This is Nate from San Marcos, California?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Whoa who?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Nate from San Marcos?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Sub Nate, San Marcos, California. Bro?

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Why do you think you deserve these tickets?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
That's where Gabby Lamb is from.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
Because I am an avid watcher the podcast. I try
to turn everybody onto you because I think you're the funniest.

Speaker 10 (56:05):
Guy around right now.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
You you may live.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
Bro, You're You're You're You're real. O, G You're You're real.

Speaker 10 (56:16):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I love you, Bro, love everything you said. Bro. What's up? Bro?
Do you want to see the FT files? You? You
want to everybody to move on with their lives?

Speaker 10 (56:31):
I don't know that's the Uh?

Speaker 9 (56:35):
Do you believe either way?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Either way?

Speaker 10 (56:38):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (56:38):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Do you believe that there's that the files exist?

Speaker 10 (56:46):
Probably not.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Do you have a side check?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Bro? Where have you taken your side check before? Bro?
Would you want to take it to the Coldplay concert? Hello?

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Rock answers?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
You will take your side to the Coldplay concert? Sure?

Speaker 5 (57:04):
What?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I think?

Speaker 10 (57:06):
He?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I think he said he would, he would. I don't
know if he has he I think he would.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
I guess he's thinking about now.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Would I take it? Yeah? No? Right?

Speaker 10 (57:16):
No? No? No?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
To a concert and a swampy Right, that's the one
place to get caught catch up.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
Maybe the swap me, but not the concert.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Hey, bro, have you ever had a story where one
of your homies got caught like that? And although it was.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
All this model like that and you got to cover
up for homeboy, it was me.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Bro?

Speaker 10 (57:44):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (57:48):
My buddy went to the uh yeah, yeah, the stupid place, okay,
and then his wife showed up. No, she she tracked
his phone.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Oh that's the worst I forgot.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
If you're gonna cheat on your wife, you gotta throw
your phone in the sewer or something before you do anything,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (58:25):
And then kick everybody out.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
They're like, hey, we you know we don't want any
He explained everything, and then she's okay, and they let
him stay.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
But one time Lisa called up the Strip Barbara Cheetahs
and told them she's quiet. She's going there with a
frying pan. Bro wow, she's working at the laugh factory.
And I said, and I said, I don't know aboutside Cheetah.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
That means you guys cook heah, hey, you.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Are frying pan. I took an old school.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Why.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
I had an old school buddy that I don't know
if he's still alive, but he's older guy.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
He he He had a girlfriend that was that was hardcore.

Speaker 8 (59:17):
She was you know, Native American, and when they woul
get in a fight sometimes she would, you know, she'd
pull out a.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
Knife or whatever. And he ran out the back door
and he went up.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
The side yard and he's running towards the front yard
and out comes a big old cast iron pan. And
he said it was like a cartoon when it hit.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
His head.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Running from and then his face.

Speaker 10 (59:48):
That's how he explained it. He said it was just
like it wrung his bill.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
So running like damn, don't date Native Americans, doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Wow man. That that was the cat iron pans they
made fire fribrate with yeah, Indian, he got faced by
like mutton Indian. Thanks for calling Nate man all the way,
so Mark goes. They took those big chee cheese right there. Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Oh dude, right there by the border.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
County county.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Lot you guys brot me too. That's crazy frying pan
by frying pan.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
No, like a fucking fr that's I'm not a cartoon.
That's not happened in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Oh see, who's this Mario from Atlanta?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
What's up? Food? You're listening to soul through here and
Martin Wrizzo.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Mario from Atlanta, fucking ship. I remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
The food does m m a karate karate? How clean houses?

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
He does everything? Bro, Jack of all trades over here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Jack everything jiu jitsu. Bro. Oh yeah that's what the
Jews right, yeah, yes, that was then just started the
yakama bro.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Yeah you got you got a question, doggie, Hey, bro,
we got a question.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
If you had a side check, would you take you
to a big concert like that?

Speaker 11 (01:01:32):
He No, let's be just give me make a decent
big that's what you give me.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
You're romantic, bros.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Such a romantic bro. Supersize it. And another good time
to go to McDonald bro. They're giving an extra large
pride somewhere. I've seen it, Yeah, they are the big
fry bag is like this. Yeah, have you seen it everywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Just someplaces, selective locations.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
I feel, what's up tomorrow? How's Atlanta?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
How hot is it right now?

Speaker 11 (01:02:01):
Sucking atlanda dog just housing?

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
How big are the mosquitoes out there?

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
It was mosquitoes everywhere for as soon as you go
out there, which is junk?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
You look?

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Did they look like fucking tinker bro?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
What some of the people who there lived by you,
who are maga? They want to see the empty files.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
I think Nate was a mega because he didn't believe
in it. Yeah, he didn't want to see him right, No,
you know he said he didn't believe in him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
I was like, oh all right, he say he didn't care.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
He said he didn't care.

Speaker 11 (01:02:34):
I did open mic at the Lasting Store on Monday,
and the comedian that went up before me, he sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
He was bombing.

Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
He was like, I'm gonna end my joke. I'm gonna
end my my set with a Mexican magician joke or
some ship like that Mexican magician trick and he was like,
oh no, those coof I just made them all disappear.
Some stupid ship there right. And me after him was me,
I have my Mexico jersey Mexico ahead. As soon as
he saw me, he was like, oh shire, he kind

(01:03:03):
of like less to the side. I went up and
I was like, man, that was a stupid ass ice joke.
I was like, fuck that white boy, and everybody left
and I did my little set, and when I finished
on my set, I said fuck the white boy and
fuck my name is Mario Cruz and they left. But
then I feel like, is that like too salty of
me to like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Bro, just keep doing it. Somebody punches you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
You know, you know that's the limits.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
But you know, bro that word, so now you know
how far you can go. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I'm not even mad at the river, Mario. What I
appreciate is I'm not I know, you're not even that
mad about the racism. You're more mad about that hacky ass.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Joke I.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
Was.

Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
I wasn't gonna offend it or nothing else. I want
to that good ice joke.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Yeah, I mean I've heard some good ice jokes. Were
like a respect, that's respect, all right. But then that
one was just hacky as fuck, too easy. But it's
an open mic.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
What are you gonna do? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
So is this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
How is the scene in Atlanta right now?

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
Doct's let's find the straight out here. I'm doing the
Spanish comedy tomorrow. Hell ah, no believe does Johnny Sportsbarn grill.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Tonight is called j Bar and Grill.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Yeah, you guys should you should book that guy who
had the ice joke?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Is Atlanta crime because of Aussie on Bourne.

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Of a bunch of people?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Do?

Speaker 11 (01:04:34):
I honestly thought he was already dead, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, yeah, you know what. That's why that's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
You just SIZI been dead about five years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
He looked fucked up like twenty years ago and he
was only in the fifties. Yeah, it's because he got
a car.

Speaker 9 (01:04:52):
I was like that a year left.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I mean he's had a year left for about ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
I had a joke about it. Open Live to a
Good my next special.

Speaker 11 (01:05:01):
He was like, you live forever.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Yeah, I think that's true. Like like old Chihuahua when
you go to your your tea's house, that chiuahu with
like the glassy eye and shaken and ship like that
thing is not going to live.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
And oh, brother, I saw the Black Sabbath concert. Man,
but he was up there looking at that lady from
the Titanic. Bro, he was up there going to talking
about his jap I titan Rose.

Speaker 9 (01:05:37):
That's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:05:38):
My grandma had a cat that we thought the cat
was gonna die before my grandma and this cat's I
lived my grandma.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
And lies, Bro, what do you expect?

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Nah, It's just some of these animals, man, they just
they won't die no matter how much you try to
poison them. Yeah, some stronger somehow.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Some animals just live.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
My rabbit through a lad, thank god.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
And it's crazy because fucking rabbits, slippers, anything that scares him.
The you're such a good pet owner, because rabbits are
fucking hard to keep alive. Hard, they get hard. My
wife's telling me, she's like, you spook them or if
like you fuck it, like if they eat something weird,
they are easily to so like you keeping them?

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Wind was like fuck me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
He must he must feel that this is a Mexican household.
He's like, I'm gonna live to be fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
They don't eat me and make taco bit.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
How's your rabbit now?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
But be like we got him he was sixty he
was sixty days. Yeah, it was like a little fool
like this. They told me, told me it was like
a like a dwarf rabbit a havana. But now, man,
she ended up growing. Now when she stands up, she's
just tall.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
How is she? She was?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
We got him when we were living in Glendale.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
God dude, I was like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Ten years ago. That was like sixteen fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
It will be like nine years old.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Jesus, that's a senior rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah, wow, Homie noting one to pick up her first?
All gray, but she's all black. She's doing a live
bro the next one. So look on that show. Brow.
Thanks for Colleen Man.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Don't get caught with your side check Homie omer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Bro, I like his wife is learning karate in the
side world. Beat his ass? What's up food podcast? Bro?
What's your show again?

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
I got I Got go bananas in Cincinnati August seventh
or tenth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Hell yeah, is that a new clubs something?

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
The new clubs bananas that's been there for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Who's calling in fantassium bananas?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
What's up? Fool? Who's this? Who what's up soon now?
By that day? How are you?

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
Bro?

Speaker 9 (01:07:55):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
You guys?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
But Bro, what's up? We wanted to go plate tickets
or what.

Speaker 10 (01:08:03):
Ye take them?

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
I take.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
You try to run for some mono tickets for as
soon as.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
What kind of world we live in?

Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Where fucking people people who dress ridiculous are getting famous
for dancing ridiculous? A swap meets.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
I always said I never became.

Speaker 8 (01:08:29):
Was that was the O G?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
That you were the O G?

Speaker 12 (01:08:33):
No, I was gonna say, Bro, we got a sleeping
right here without makeup right now, sitting next to us,
sleepy right here, sleepy right here without makeup right here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
I get that she she has like four dances like
that and then like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Like Bro, she looked like doors Bro from from fucking
uh space Balls put on space Balls?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
She does, Yeah, John Candy, he looks like John.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
I'm surprised hasn't gone up in a text that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Well. I heard that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
I heard that last Sleepy is only like not even
in her forties yet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Oh my god, I'll never unsee this dog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Bitch looks like his name is bar Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
God, dog.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
I mean if you put this, if you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Sleeping now, my god, not sleeping beauty oie. Yeah, no
she will.

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
I messaged her to be on the on the What's
the Fool podcast and she didn't reply back.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
True, sorry, I messaged your age you want to be
a guest on the podcast? She never replied.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
She'll never be on her now. We just said she
looks like John Kane. She looks crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
She's doing really well. I guess doing great. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
I Her videos come up in my ship all the time,
and it's good to see someone like like someone like
that doing really good because she's got her cooking videos too,
she's got her dancing cookies. She's cooking up schemes for
what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
I get it, girl, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Some controversy comedian and walk you hook up with a
chick like that? Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Were you talking about? I would hook up with chicks
like that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Married guy huh married gyruy? Yeah, shout out to killing
it the original hair right there, bro, Like the McDonald's.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Like really low on the bottom, you know, they really puffy,
but hers are like I've never seen her shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Yeah, there's quartest and that's her last thing to quartests too.

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
You know, yeah, but they're like really flat, like they're
almost touching there, touching the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Someone fucked me. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Someone made fun of because I can't wear new balances
because every time I wear those bitches out, this black
comic was like, you look like you look like you're
rocking too flat tires. So fucking I bet she's rocking
two flat tires with the Cortes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, bro, you were new bat like v W bro.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
But she's down there sleeping because there's some controversy saying, like, dude,
she's not Mexican. There's there's people are saying, people are saying,
who give the Yeah, I know, dude, if you're from LA,
you're fucking Russell because we were saying, dude, she's someone
in she's Those are haters.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Those are haters now, Bro, The life, the lifestyle is
for everyone that's in the neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
Bro, if you're in the neighbor dude, even like when
you were talking about sucking mister Caponi the rapper, he's
he's Middle Eastern, he grew he grew with Mexicans, And.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I don't care where you were with the opponents from
a pony. To me, it would be last he is Bro.
Everybody that that does like hard culture to me, even
though they stay is Jewish. I don't care. Bro. To me,
thelo Bro, he's doing crime for being Alo, not for
being a jew.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Bropo Bro from sucking uh from what's it called the
what's the movie American the most Mexican food after?

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Yeah? Yeah, broucking from Shank from.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
I forgot what Shank?

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
I doing those kids the blood and blood out with
George wang over the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
I do bro, Pino Bro, I told you the people
set up stands and saw just blood and blood out
merchandise out there, T shirts and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
What yes, there's candy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
You just stand outside the Selina statue. It's a pictures
of your land.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I'm gonna get shot. They're gonna think they're gonna think
that they let her out early. I'm not gonna get shots.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Fuck that. Just go out there, bro and then take
pictures with people holding a bloody gun.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Do you know how many times with that fucking life.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Many times that joke specifically, someone will pull me aside
and go that don't ever stop. You look just like her,
don't ever stop, and it hurts my.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Feelings every time.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Don't go to I do go to Texas. I do
go to Texas. They laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
They don't laugh as hard as people from California, but
they laugh. They go, ha ha, that's fucked up. Why
would you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
It's only been thirty years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
So you're down for you know, you don't weigh four
hundred pounds no more.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
No, I'm too ninety now, I'm under the three hundred.

Speaker 8 (01:13:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
It's hard, it's very hard, especially.

Speaker 10 (01:13:48):
He works thirty sixtures.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Like yeah, Jay, little thirty six bro sitting there like
a fucking flounder. There you say he was? He was,
jo say with thirty eight he's did in. He was
staying in the college legs with finllings to leave.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Fuck, I'm forty six and I'm wearing like a bundle
of hay dog.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
That blanket a blanket for forty six.

Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
How do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
How do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
I feel like a people?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
You're forty six, thirty forty.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Six, thirty five for six, yeah, forty six, thirty twenty
eight to be it would be too much, it'd be
too much. Yeah, for uh, it's it's whatever. Wait Rodrigo says, he's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
What thirty eight, he's thirty two.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Suits.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Yeah, but the problem is that I think we wear different.
He wears it under the belt, He wears it under
the belly, exposing the whole belly. I got it up
top like a southern lawyer. He does, he does lawyer,
he does the shriff, he does weird all not enough
for in his town.

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Where different? Okay, Yeah, I wear above the belly button.
That's all I have always warned it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Yeah, try to put it. I mean, I try to
wear wear about my value. But when I walk, it's
like my badlely gross has pushing it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
That's exactly the problem with that part. That's the problem
with that. I just I have from losing all the
way I got all that extra skin on top of
being a normal fat guy. So I gotta I gotta,
I gotta pull I gotta pull it back.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
We gotta cut it off. I'm gonna get into a
fight with a Jedi and heal it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Bro I mean I think the lasers already. Cat catorizes, Yeah,
cauterizes the cut.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Nerdy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I gotta lose like another two hundred pounds where I
can do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Two hundred. You want to be ninety pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I want to be ninety pounds.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
I wear size thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
I want to be like a drug not I think
my be and my supposed to be one sixty, but
I think two hundred to be sick. Another ninety pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
For me, BROA be happy at two hundred and forty
eight pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Let's get in do it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Let's come to the gym for forty eight pound.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
And when I say come to the gym, I mean
like we're walking. We're doing a lot of we're doing
a lot of old people workouts. We're getting a lot
of blood flow on our.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Feet to play shuffle board for like two hours.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Dude, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Boot? Thank you his suits for Coli Man good, big fan,
big fans. Got the cold plate tickets there, Bro, and
we're gonna send you the files, brod Willie Barton has
antream files that who ever released them, Bro, he was
he had a he had a corporate gig over there. Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
No, he had to show Captain Bryan's and they take
them by Naples.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
That was off the hook.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I'm gonna be an off the hook man. August. You know, hello,
what's what's up? Who's this.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Herrera?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
You look the bicycle making the monster costumes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
Yeah, what's up with you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Bro with sas killer?

Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Put up dog here?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
What's so?

Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
How you been?

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I'm chilling?

Speaker 10 (01:17:08):
Good man, good, good to see you on here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
I've always had someone.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Bro want these coplet tickets or what?

Speaker 9 (01:17:14):
Yeah, man, you take take your side, chick three. I'm
even bigger burning up spot for like Mexicans taking of
the outlets.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Oh you'll get busted by some bro. Yeah, way right now,
I think.

Speaker 9 (01:17:29):
I want to use that fucking also is gonna see
you and be like that's my t O or some boots.
Yeah yeah, don't forgetting fucking twenty pairs of pajamas or
five fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Dollars level five below, five below.

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
It's always off fucking with all the oscars on. It's
always that uncle. It's always awful with like three cell
phones and they're off flip phones, but.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
They're the new fliphones.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
All rights be going with their side checks brow to
that turnaround, brow to morongle the old I come my
dad cheatedn't my mom? Brow and morongo and it was
one of those turnaro on trips.

Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Bro, you just go for fucking buses.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Yeah, the buses.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
I've done so many of those, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
You know who?

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Fuck that was right, the fucking church that was promoting
that trip, bro, Yeah, the got in his bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
No have you you know about this? U? The churches
will do fundraisers to take you to the casinos to go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Yeah, yeah, I've done.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
I've seen the churches and I always question why are
those hes getting on that bus? But it's not like
white and with a green stripe, you know what I mean,
it's a casino. Yeah, they're going to a casino.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
I always the cat church had made a deal with
a lot of bad people back in the days. But
they they to keep with gambling. But no more, no
more making deal with prostitutes, you know, because they used
to have a deal where but they would the prostitutes
like a little bit away from the church. So the

(01:19:13):
people that would could go get forgiven it and go
to church afterwards, get forgiven and everybody makes money. And
so they said nah, and then they will get the
gambling too, because then they'll go to church after the
winning and and give money. But then there was the church.
I guess the church decided to keep gambling. Now.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
I mean it's good for the economy, dude, because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
I know they have big. Bingo is big right, nice
to Columbus.

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
But that's all fucking social charity money already pay they
go play right there, They get, they get, they get
tooken by the church right there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
I hated gambling church.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Yeah, the bingo.

Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
Like, I'm sure they're not fucking betting cookies, right, they're
betting money.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
The betting dialysis trips.

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
Yeah, they're bettings sucking what is it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
They put in something?

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
It's o zempic money, Doug. They're betting all that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Man. If you were to guess, well, if you go waistline,
what would it be, bro?

Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
Honestly, waistline, Come on, rail waistline.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
It's really the waistline is the real one, not the
one that he pretends.

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
It's probably like a I want to say, a forty
four to a forty six maybe his real waistline.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
I'm a forty six.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
But because the way he wears his pants right now,
he just kind of like like when you see cardiflower,
how it's like puppy on the top and skinny on
the bottom, yeah, the under the belly like a bouquet
of flowers like that, Like I saw a small bottom
and being on top. That's how he.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Looks like pop Like how when you that's push pops.

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
You know, I look, bro, you lose your waist though,
like you just lose.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
You know, I look like when I said down, bro,
I don't know. Somebody got a uh a cube of
one of her little plates from the cafeteria of lime
you look like lime jello and then put it up
sideways a chair.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
That's a cool that's a good color.

Speaker 11 (01:21:12):
That rme jellow was bombed.

Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
I used to have it. I wouldn't haal it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Just lime jello is the bomb. I was tucking like
John BLOUI and fucking animal house growing up. Nobody told
us that the jello made out of bones.

Speaker 9 (01:21:29):
Uh nobody. She made it and put oranges in the
college college.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
You have you don't have one of those ads that
doesn't have enough jealous for everybody. So she started putting
a bunch of fruit in it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
Oh my god, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And then it's
just a fruit silad. It's just messed up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
It's not even good fruit.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
It's like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
The delicious, looks so good. Hey man, you had my
I don't know that. My aunt she has to be
mrrid to a white dude before, but I didn't know
to a little when my cousin passed away. They was
and she made have broke salad something. Only time I

(01:22:21):
had you had a brozia salad. Girl. It's yellow ambrosia.
It's a yello. That is that salad they made, and
a beetle juice for her.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
It's white.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Bro it's some. It's yeah, it's some.

Speaker 10 (01:22:38):
It's yellow milk.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
It's yellow coconut, a can of fruit and like cool
whip and strawberry flavored coolid over it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
How do you think? What do you what did you take?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Yeah? Delicious, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
It's delicious, sounds crazy fire it is something.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
It is fallow flo dude. Yeah, that's why they put
mandarin oranges in it. And there's a lot about cool
web and marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
It's white people spread.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
It's white people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
It's white people spread. It is it's white people spread.
It's white people spread.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Man, A KFC would make it. KFC would make that.
They'll kill it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Bro. So these wood are making Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
That's a very seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
I've seen that hell a maino cherry.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, they used to have it a fucking the snack
bar and Walmart and Kmart and newberries back in the day.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
So there's like a kiddie for you know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
My two white neighbors that me and my brother learned
English from their mom used to make that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Damn.

Speaker 10 (01:23:50):
That's how I remember.

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
I was gonna. I was saying, is it that pink
ship and like milky.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Yeah, that's it, but there's another one that that's that
they make also, and it's pink and then lit us.
They let us sit in the oven and refrigerated for
like a couple of hours, and they mosed into it
like a little piece of bread.

Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
Like our family. The shape was flying, and that's said.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Look.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Away, flying is way better.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Trailer trash.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
We have flying, bro. Yeah, you know we had.

Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
My mom never made that ship. We were probably we
weren't that poor to make that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
I'm broke silad, Yeah, everything man, what else we got?

Speaker 9 (01:24:29):
I mean we were poor, but not I'm broder salad poor.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
You guys had milk to make.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
End my mom.

Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
He has a man like, wasn't poor like an artist artists,
bro we're not poor.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Will make that, bro. We never ate it cold.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
You're hot, Well, my mom made it both ways. You
eat it hot when it's done, and then the next
day you eat it cold.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
We were gross to me when they were too down.

Speaker 9 (01:24:59):
I would only like right when it was right, when
it was made a cup and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
My brother used to look to feel that part off
the milk.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Yeah, you gotta cut.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Eat it. You know ways to eat two brothers. Well,
go ahead, go ahead. You you're in the multiple with sugar.

Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
Yeah, my mom would make that for my dad. Up
to pumpkin bossel and lanchair, sucking heavy syrup on it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Old Mexican potato, sugar, potato with a ship, little brown sugar,
a little bit of oil, and you bake it, bro,
and then you put it over your plate.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
My grandma tried to tell me I was pumpkin pie
Mexico and get the.

Speaker 9 (01:25:52):
Fun out of Oh my god, bro touted it up.
I remember white people put because my dad would just
a lot we need to do.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
As soon as the Mexican becomes diabetic, it becomes quisy
that you love. Yeah, man, don't like all right for whatever, Like.

Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
It's like a going from May of sugar. Yeah, like
it's if you're just sitting there and then with milk.
God damn dude, and we didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Give an it was so good.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
But we're trying to say it's called what was the
word the sugar pan.

Speaker 9 (01:26:34):
Pan Foster trick from his your stereo in his.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
To that with you say.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Like it looks like it's a caramelized sugar that it's
just like a triangle.

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
So remote right now, I'm not the pad children watching
you guys on YouTube and you guys on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Just chilling, man, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Just chilling. People are scrambling by everybody that was talking
about the empteen files.

Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
It's like, you know what I mean, who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
Come on, everybody went there, broga.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
One there bro yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:27:23):
And meanwhile, like the fuck, it's not even about the list,
Like it's about the victims they went through the ship.
Who cares about the list?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
We will?

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
I believe, I believe it's just to that discredit the president.
That's the whole reason they wanted to bring it up.
Because the platform was to bring it up. That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Anybody that performed there, if you wanted to do a show,
you're on the list. Imagine if you're a band, you're
on the list.

Speaker 9 (01:27:51):
If you were on the team that refueled that airplane,
you're on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Brom On, you're on the list.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
I'm on the list because if you think, if you think,
if you think catering, you're on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Bro, you show to an island about the list, you
don't stand up like.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Hey there was a kid, am I.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
What you know what's on the list?

Speaker 8 (01:28:20):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
You know not on the list?

Speaker 9 (01:28:24):
Uh? You know who's not on the list.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
That is the Ralph. Yeah, he's very pure.

Speaker 9 (01:28:38):
That's what I'm saying. You've had on the list on
the list. My dad isn't on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
He's doing the look God damn it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:51):
I'm sure they didn't serve comet on that island, so
my dad was wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
They only won't kind of come out there there, Bro.

Speaker 9 (01:28:57):
They come up there with other ship there, but that
with some mother bro green.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Imagine somebody that was that the on the Ftein island
and he didn't do nothing, and he's in a plain time.
They have good food man.

Speaker 9 (01:29:19):
Like that hadna just super fucking horny by nature left
out of all that ship. You're just being a purp
all the time, like poor guy, dude nothing and you
know their morning all the time anyway, and borderline already pedal,
so the god you know, they'll grab your aft if

(01:29:40):
you too close to them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Yeah, but that's that's part of that's part of work
in the kitchen. Bro if you don't like people, you
can't wait there.

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
But you know what it looks like you always had
like nice cut grass, you know, yeah, you're not talking
about bises in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
I've worked in kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Whole people, the people that go food last that long,
being that horny. I got my.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
Islands the restaurant. How am I going to be on
that list?

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
If you don't know that? Have you been Islands the restaurant?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
I love it? You know, I like Island.

Speaker 9 (01:30:13):
Dollars Burger.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
You're Hawaiian apple, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
They have the fries with the what's it called the mushroom?

Speaker 9 (01:30:19):
What's it called the buy a burger somewhere else and
eat it among some palm trees.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
School you're on an island, got yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
What's that was the mushroom called the fucking the thing
that's so good?

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
You forgot that thing.

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
That thing is really with the hands, that thing funnel cake, onion,
funnel cake right now, no fool onion.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
No, it's a mushroom.

Speaker 9 (01:30:43):
The fucking cast spell mushroom, mushroom spell.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
Trying to think the fucking the fucking mushroom fries.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
What's up podcast? Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
You guys, thank you for Yeah, truffle, the truffle cheese
on the fucking fries.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
It's that's not mushrooms.

Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
Truffle is a mushroom.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
It kind of. It's a fungus.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Very expensive, man, very expensive, even good.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
But when you said mushrooms, I'm like, like, like, crimeni's
what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
I was at a restaurant when they asked me if
they want if I want to truffle, and I say
yes without asking how much it is. Now, knowing what
it was, I should have never known the prize because
then never's not gonna match the goodness, you know, like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
It's like a purp.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
It was thirty thirty bucks, I would have said it's
delicious for thirty bucks, but for the price.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
I'm like, it's like a purp. Scrubs. What's up called?

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
You know what what you get? You have shows coming out, Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Yes, this weekend, I'm gonna be a centro what's it called?

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Hell?

Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
I need at uh the Fonda, And then next week
I'm gonna be at the Ontario Improv doing the foods
Our Talent. And I'm gonna be headlining fond the Theater
in Chicago on September six.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
Congrats, So come on.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
The Faunda.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
So nothing, even though, even though, even though, even though
it is in Chicago, the Founda is in Central this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Evan Dale is by Northwestern University. Yes, and there's a
pancake a place around there that's delicious. Bro about a
fucking Dutch apple pie package went there and it took
me two days to eat. Bro, it was so big
at this every time I left my room, a little piece.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
I like to call him music.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
What's up for? Who is this? Hello? Hello? Who's this?

Speaker 9 (01:32:42):
Oh? It's from Reno?

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
What's up? Dario? For Reno? Nine one one?

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (01:32:53):
My end?

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Doggy a Greetings, Greetings.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Shout out to sell Bro and Sammy and Reno.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Reno, and also shout out to uh what's it called
the shrimach? They brought the.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Sod when they're thinking?

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
But all you can eat sushi too. Even though we
got an.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
Ocean out here, I didn't want to call it out.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
From the river, the Reno river right there were Yeah,
a little trout, that's a chunky river.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's what's up?

Speaker 10 (01:33:28):
Bro?

Speaker 11 (01:33:29):
How are you how much I'm good man?

Speaker 9 (01:33:32):
Sucking stuff that you guys answered? I called earlier? I
was eating some we you know how it goes?

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
What a trtilla?

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Or what were you doing waiting for waiting for pay day?

Speaker 8 (01:33:48):
We barely.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
For you?

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Good for you that you should will wei man.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
The two did you put the wieni in the frying
pan and then fry two eggs over it and makes it?
Or did you make it like a little omelet with
the weed in it and put it in there?

Speaker 9 (01:34:05):
The first one? You said, you know how it is
all fast down there?

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
And hell yeah, bro, bro, I saw this old man,
and I'm thinking to myself, I never done that, because
we used to just take the oil put a little cup.
But I saw the old man. He was cooking bacon,
and he cooked a four pieces of bacon, right, and
then once the bacon came out, he put two fried eggs.
And then when when he took the eggs out. He

(01:34:31):
put the two. He took his bread and he Friday,
there was a bacon fat dog and he took it over.
Then he got the other one and he got it
all wet, and he fucking made a big fat black So.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
He was using the bacon grease, the egg grease to
fucking what's all bacon grease?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
You know it's funny because Anthony Board Anthony Bourdain, he
went when he went to go eat in England with
his other lady, and I always thought that he should
have married this lady. Bro. She took him to a
bar and then she she made the same thing, Bro.
She made those. She got a bunch of fat bacon
fat from left over from the night before, and she
put it in there and she fried the toast in there.

(01:35:13):
Broke got it all crunchy and they made it low,
and then she made a hole and she made a
hole on it, bro, and they did the whole bread tastes.
It tasted like a bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
YEA wait, wait, So I used to hate I used
to hate man because and I used to I thought
it was that because you ate it so often. My dad.
It's the way my dad, My dad overcooked eggs Mexicans,
they overcooked it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:42):
Crown and.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Man yo is all like I could smell. You could
smell like the way overcooked eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
You ever had to hate that little like fucking burnt hair,
So bro, now I could. Yeah, you know what I hate.
I hate when somebody does eggs over easy and they
don't flip it and I gotta eat the yoki. The
white part is bro.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
The oyster parts.

Speaker 9 (01:36:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey real quick, Philippa and you guys,
great question. Yes, so I was born I was born
in Huntington Park.

Speaker 11 (01:36:18):
Right, my family, Bro, Every time you guys mentioned it,
I fucking died laughing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
Right, we moved out here to Renos.

Speaker 9 (01:36:28):
So we moved out here in two thousand and one, right, yeah,
fucking also keep in touch with the family and all that.
Living out here in Reno. You know, there's a lot
of mountains, a lot of like a lot of people
would say, like white people activities, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Yeah, and I do jiu jitsu.

Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
Shout out to my gym.

Speaker 10 (01:36:46):
Handel Gracy Reno.

Speaker 9 (01:36:49):
My question is, though, Hey, what do you think I
would be like if I grew up in hunting Huntington
Park My whole life, quick, shout out to Rodrigo too.
He's hella funny, way up now, I'm going to leave you.
Leave you guys with that question.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
I think you can work out a drazz insurance or
something like that. Dude, you work like at a T mobile.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
I feel bad, will be banging.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Does jiu jitsu?

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Anybody who who?

Speaker 8 (01:37:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Who was gonna bang? Does jiu jitsu?

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
What you do for a living in Reno, though, I
think I think he would have been in the actually band.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
He's got his life together.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
His dad would have got rid of him for doing
this all the time. I think that guy growing up
if if I don't know what kind of life he
has now a Reno, so I can't really compare it
to the environment. He would have an into part. But
your life is really whatever environment you have is gonna

(01:37:46):
take you there.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
Man, exactly. And Reno's environments very white, very concern.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
He likes miracle web. That's the only difference, yea, and
he just grew up without tasting delicious lime flavored?

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
Is the comack you had that you put it before
Ontala before they reach it? Forget about it. Get out
of here, dude, what's up for? Who's this okay, man,
that's it for colors Man. We're gonna let people know. Man.
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(01:38:42):
keep the cash.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
You crash them, they fix it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
And the cool thing about there, dude, if you're your car,
you know you're there, your car's getting fixed.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
You can go down Value Boulevard. There's like at least
like ten strip.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Clothes bro also matter if you want to be a pervert,
you get your car.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
Nah, support a small business.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
A great job there, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
It's time Ready podcast is shot there, so you can
walk in there one day. It might be a listener.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Yes, stripperper stripper that needs your car fixing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
So yeah, there's a lot of businesses like that out
in that area.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
There's a lot of in that area.

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
If you go on Valley Belowre because you've been there,
you know, there's like a there's like upholstery businesses.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
There's a lot of uh what's it called the mechanic
shops around there?

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
I got my tire, I got my I got my
bald ass tires, like change, like like not too long ago.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
There, what's the what's the longest you've ever let your tires?

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
A long time? Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
I was like sliding on the brain, coming out of
my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I drove the fucking the spare for a year.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Yeah, you're driving the driver for fifty miles, but that
thing will last a year.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
That's a myth.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
I'm not gonna go far anyways.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
I like my doughnuts so much. I got three. They're
donuts to match my car.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
You gotta level it out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Yeah, yeah, most as long as you draw up with
expired tags a good.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
While, you know, like probably a couple of months, you know,
but like, uh, I'm on top about my ship, on
my on my my tags. But like it comes to
like tires, fucking uh no a C again, like all that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Ship I can go on for a long time, bro,
I didn't have a C to a one that's coming
standing shut up? Yeah, you I mean tags.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
Six months and then I had a suspended license and
uh they I knew. I knew right away when they
pulled me over, they're just gonna take the car, dumb
or not. No, I knew I was late for work.
I pulled, I pulled in a car, pulled me over.
I rolled the window down. I was like, suspended license.
I know the tags are expired. You're gonna take the car?
Can I just go to work?

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
And he was just like go to work?

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
And then then I just from work. I saw him
tow my car away. Never saw that car again.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
So you think somebody's driving it right now?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
If there's an.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Old camera, there's no way that thing was a piece
of ship.

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
You know, think I saw that an auction? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
I need to get a new car right now. My
fucking car's fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I have.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
I have a zero five Corolla that I got. I
put like, I put myself like one hundred thousand miles
on it, just doing the road. So it's like, now
I gotta I gotta got time to get a new
one Warrior. Yeah, I need a road Warrior.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
What's up? Full podcast? Thank you guys for listening. Everybody
who called in from more Herrera Dario.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
His sus Mario Mario from Atlanta, his sus and and Nate. Yeah,
a bunch of a castle character.

Speaker 6 (01:41:34):
I feel like these guys I remember everybody. Huh yeah,
these guys are called in. They will get along with
each other. They hung out ever, they all do jiu
jitsu and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Shut up to Joanna. She's probably listening. She probably gave
me five bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
And also, we're looking for a homegirl that what's it
called the don't Trip? She's been missing in action for
a couple of months.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Actually, she's dressing up like happy somewhere. Also, man, we
have one cold.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
They take a left, get a little sleepy, tell her
to get on here. Just because she looks like John
can't I still tap, I still go foop the food.
But with her, I don't give an if I wasn't married,
get a little sleepy on here.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
I'll give you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
We're calling you Tagger on the podcast. We gotta have
her on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
What's Up

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