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Felipe, Rodrigo, and Martin today.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't try, don't try.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What's Up Food Podcast? Man, Welcome back to the What's
Up Food Podcast? We got Rodrigo Torres back by Popular
the Man, Rise right hair fat by Popular the Man.
Took out those cheeks coming back. Yeah, you're looking good, dog.
What you've been doing, You're good.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Your face liquid liquid.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Matt Rizzo hair bro I've been working, Matt, Matt, I've
been easing my uh my, man. Really, hey, you never march,
you never do out. Oh sorry, I mean you never
do crowd work.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I've done some crowd work, but it's not like it's
not it's funny because sometimes I'll just go into like
my like pulling material and sometimes like, yeah, I should
probably like a little bit of crowd would.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Never do it, how like you should reach out and
ask no.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
The only way it happens is if like something happens.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
If you agree with them and you're talking bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
But I don't start off like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's more like if like something's going on, I'm like
it was going on, you know, and I get into
like that I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Trying to picture if you ever did it.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's more it's more of it, like something happens in
the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
And you host it, you do it. If you ever
hold it holds in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
When I hold, I just do like more going. You
guys do good and you birth this in the house
and I do.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Though anybody celebrates something like a final chanpore payment and
I go into it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But have you done a lot of time where you
when you were you did like twenty five and you
just said, what do you do for a living player?
You could? You don't do it either.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't do it jokes. I've been like told, don't
be asking no question. That's how we came up right.
That was the old school, and there was no time
to waste time though, remember, and if they don't like
you right away, they're probably not gonna like.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You for that's what the show you were ready dogor
brought you to. But yeah, they answer, you don't have
fucking questions up there, bro.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
But that's always a go to, hey, what's going on here? Hey,
how you guys doing you have? But you say the
hostess just kind of does that.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
But even like you like, the only times you've done
CrowdWork on the show is when something happens in the crowd,
when you have to like be that what's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
You know, I think you need to do crowd work.
Back in the day, we used to host at the
Coyote a little bit, not too much, you know what
I mean. But you know, but it's nobody, it's not
you know, it's not about material anymore, right, It's all
about that that viral moment.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I was doing an interview for the show on tama Iowa,
the one we're doing this weekend. And you know the
I guess the the the guy interviewing me, he has
a lot of because there was like some older comics,
they're like they get up, they talk bad about people

(03:07):
who do a crowd work or somebody who blew up
off the internet.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
But comedy.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, so I say, I say, I told him what
I what I saw. Oswald said that. I said, you know, yeah,
a lot of people don't like that, because you know
what this generation is telling everybody. It's telling HBO and
it's telling them too nice show, and it's telling fucking
comedy show to stick it up the raft. We don't

(03:37):
need you. I don't need you to be on your
show to be seen by millions.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Examples a couple of weeks ago when they canceled that
one show.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right, Yeah. But by the time Comedy Central or anybody
called you up to do a special after you've been
selling out already.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have a fan base, you don't even need the special anymore. Now, Yeah, sorry,
I put it out there because everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Else like bragging rights now, you know, I gues I.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Know, like like that you comedian. His name is Josh
right from Daily Report, The Daily News, Yeah, black Common
John Johnson. He's a new host. And he had the
most views for that show in a long time. Yeah yeah.
And and and his his stand up clips is like, okay,

(04:19):
seven million, right, ten twelve. And and the people who
made the report the story, we're bragging about that it
got six hundred and ninety four thousand people watching it live,
well live when it came.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
On, but after abandit.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah no, that's that's how many from people from eighteen
to forty nine years old. And that's that's the first
time that somebody who got people that watched are eighteen
all the way to forty.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Nine, whole demographic, which is a generation.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'll tell you right now, bro, My audience is fucking
had always been twenty three to forty nine.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, it's that's a good age.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
But also I know my father are not allowed in
the comedy shows because they're like sixteen.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah yeah, the younger folk, but once like you know,
they turn eighteen or twenty one.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah. So that dude got like he's on Comedy Central
and he's a new host and all that. But I
was wondering if, like when he saw that paper that
he has a whatever that many views. He probably, Man,
I get more reviews. Just put in my stand up
up there for.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Sure, dude. Yeah, Like, because I was, I think it
was with you. We're like looking up, like how much
like those like a regular TV show like get previews.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
It's not a lot doing in a million anymore, right, Like.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
TV shows used to get canceled for like only having
like ten million views, like like Nightly you know. Now
they're like I think they only get like three hundred
thousand views or even know.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I see sometimes some of them concrete videos they have
like ten million views, and I'm like, damn, Like, he
don't need a show. He is the show. Yeah man,
he don't need like to be on Seturn Night Live.
I think Saturday and Dive will slow him down. Yeah,
I think he just he could just keep doing what
he's doing right now and I keep making that money, man,

(06:08):
because I'm pretty sure now more people want to want
to see him live. Ten million views, bro, fucket, one
million of people want to see you live, even they're
at one percent, and you know more than one percent.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
And those are the numbers that these like these TV
networks want and the like.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
But that's why those fools get plucked out of social
media and then and they get sweet deals.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right, But it doesn't translate the same, dude, Like when you.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Think it's harder to bomb as a comedian who who
is trying to get funny and to show that that
that you someone to put you on to do five minutes,
right or but it's not your show, You're not headlighting,
not even in the flyer? Is it harder to buy

(06:52):
the harder? Do you think somebody will feel harder bombing
doing those five minutes at that big show that someone
to give you a gift spot or selling out of
the show and bombing for the first twenty five for
the last thirty five minutes of your show.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I would say the last thirty five, I think five
is like I'm giving these guys a teaser all right,
peace some out. It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I see where you're coming from. Hah, because I got
to do five minutes and go home before got to
be there for the rest of the weekend.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, you got another night. You're trying to craft it
because I don't think. I don't think bombing is as
hard today as it was fifteen years ago as it
was twenty years ago. Yeah, and I think, you know
now it's like, yeah, whatever he had, he had a
bad night, Leave that one.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I feel like now, I feel like now it's like
the cool thing to do comedy because people watch it online.
So I feel like like jocks are doing comedy now
as opposed to like you know, back in the day,
doing comedy more like outside is more.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Kind of like more like eccentric people, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Now, I think bombing is kind of harder now because
you think you killed but then you go see these views.
It was his full doing up there. Man has no
bit do the theater.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
The performance artist. Like the first time I seen when
somebody that was going viral got put on a show
when you were doing the Festival Laughs in Chicago and
they put Jess Hilarius was on the show. She was
all blowing up on Instagram. She went up there like
it was nothing. Yeah, well she had hair people and everything.
She was all started out. Back then, Bro, I was like,
what do twenty fifteen, Yeah, I feel a lot more

(08:22):
people they don't know what bombing is. So they're just like,
I think you're You're right on that. How could I bomb?
It's so great, great people. Yeah. I was like, yeah,
that's how it is. And the thing is when you
cause I'm not saying that, it was like, back then
you came into comedy because you're not that you're more
serious about it. You loved it, but it was you
didn't really want to bomb in front of the people

(08:44):
that you admired because it's like, it's fucked up, dude.
And now I think it doesn't matter. I think if
you have mad followers, bombing doesn't even like, it doesn't
even cross her.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, I'm good because fucking bro exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
And that bombing documentary I did, I'm dying. I told
you I'm dying. I'm dying up here, just I'm dying.
The vice one, the dicamentary, I did different epistodes about
he has to do it? He did a guest spot.
Bro and Hallie be in the laugh Factory, Gwyneth Patrol,

(09:18):
all these stars that full bombed.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I wouldn't want to bomb there, Bro, I would rather
bomb burg. Oh he was that one comedian the bomb.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh remember you, oh Man, oh Man, you trash.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
You hear that one time that Joey told us that
story that he bombed at the Miami I Prov. He's, bro,
this was my crown. Chris Rock was there with Madonna.
I'm gonna get my deal Tonight stepped on stage. Shut up,
you fats pick just went downhill from there. So I
looked over Chris Rock and Madonna was gone in Miami,
in Miami, Miami where its cracking growing.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
When Jodi said he was doing everybody material.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Bro, So you called this fool like your phone call
he's a wugging Willie but said nothing nothing fuck you
and your dad, Like.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
That's how bad it was.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
And yeah, I one time I saw a comedian.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And you know that's so true about that because I
don't mean it. I haven't seen it a lot, but
you and I went through the Miami in Prov. It
wasn't as crazy as though people stay anymore. It was Yeah, dude,
you're gotta be funny. Huh.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, dude, if you're coming and they're not gonna stay,
if you're not gonna stop, they're not gonna stop. And
then after a while they're all, well, I guess this
guy's a professional comedy club.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah. That's the kind of crowd, bro that they have
a lot of money and they think they can to
a party like twenty year olds, but they can't. Ye,
They're gonna be loud though, you.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
See, like an old sixty year.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Old fool analysis bro right, But because I had good
sets there and I was like, you know, I was afraid, bro,
you know what I mean. But you still have to
give it, you know, you have to give a game.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Speaking of Google, Mi, did you go to Atlantic City
with us? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
The last time.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Remember we're all hanging out with all of Philadelphia's homies.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Well that one what was his name, Dave, or that
smoking the big Paul because he had some jokes too, bro, Yeah,
it was we're hanging right through the bay he has
it was fingers fingers home bright.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh big homeboy from Philly.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah. Paul, Yeah, Paul Hendrix, Paul Hendrix. Yeah, so remember
that big old Italian gas showed up.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
They came out later.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's the guy was talking about it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, he was all tanned dollars and it was there
with a hot chick. And then later on another chick
showed up that was going through transition, bro, and they were.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Like a guy to a woman.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah she was pretty too, Bro.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
She did everything so far, but she needed to do
the stuff downstairs, but she did it up here.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
We're hanging out like like a woman.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I mean, dude, technology is crazy now you can't tell, bro.
Those lady boys. We talked about it on the.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Because part because one thing I heard there is a
surgery you get down where they shake.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Down the triggering people to just they choke it out
of you.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
That's you know, the downside. But you know where you
getting into come.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
On of course, not about what's up, bro. I heard
you cross the border to MEXICALI had never been there.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Bro, that was my first time. Marty Burdane over here, dude,
fucking us over there right there? What the Soli is
known for having the biggest Chinatown because a lot of
Chinese immigrants the color.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
But look, you can tell it's Mexico just by those columns.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, that was that was nice little people to put
down the row bro for that photo.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
So they're no for having the biggest chinatown because a
lot of Chinese immigrants migrate there because there's so much
racism here in the early and the.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Late eighteen hundred, so they went over there.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
But then they faced a lot of racism in Mexico
later on too, so they had to build underground tunnels
because they escape for the heat and the racism. But
they they made so many popular like you know, like
Mexican and Chinese dishes out there.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
What is like a Mexican Chinese dish? It's like chop
suey fucking taco. They have had.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
They had that ship out there, bro chops taco.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
So we did it. What what's in it?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I don't know, chop suey chop. Yeah, yeah, so it's
kind of tacos at the we went. We drove down
there too, like it's called Chinesca out there, the Chinatownde.
So okay, So we had a show in the central
the day before and then the next day of do
let's fucking go to Lexicos right there.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It was fucking hot, bro fucking dude, you know, how
easy it was to cross. You know, sometimes when we
go to want to they're the party people.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Now, dude, seriously, okay, this is right.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
He usa.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Outside of the door was fucking Mexico. We walked through, like, wait,
this is it. We're fucking New Mexico.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
They give you a fistball coup.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, we walked there, bro, And then you to first
see everybody right, fuck like sucking twenty guys see.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
That like you like, So it was like it was
like the Bachelor Ball the United States? How was it ship?
They both look equally like, but they take they checked everything.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
H No, they just checked your drivers, like.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Bro, Yeah, so they're supposedly supposedly that's where fucking Chuck
Norris fucking trained during his tournaments and the right there,
and so there's a whole don't.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Believe in those people don't believe they stay over there, know,
bro touring. Yeah, there's a picture some WeDo. Bro, there's a.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Bunch of holes in his history over here. So that's
what everybody saying out there that Chuck Norris, don't you
between tournaments to go to Brentwood to go train over
here in this Bro?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
When when I when Chuck North tacos ten people near him.
Get that rhea, bro.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
But the last time I've been there was two thousand
with food tacos there like.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
So robbery Kross. There's like a taco cent right there,
and like there were there Ijuana.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
That's what I want to number one.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Then, Yeah, I was gonna tell him real quick that
Coylie to me is TJ with way less fundy, bro.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And then is Baker's shield, bro, Like like comp to
l A, Yes, compared to Ian That's what I'm saying.
There's you can't compare to me.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
It was like walking into Mexico like a like a
little town, bro.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
It was like the fucking the picture of Albertos with
the fucking guy sleeping on the fucking cactus.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Like it was like that dude, which way Lexico?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You go deep in the city of just the border.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
We only went probably three miles into We were so
people recommended. So we drove by a Let's cheek as
my last.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Let's cheeks last, no way, maybe they are you.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Know, and every hotel you go there and the cheekas my.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Las are there, bro, right they look look see these cheeks.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Replay it again. So there so there's pharmacies everywhere. Look
what's looking for work the hotel right there? No I hurt.
So the taxi driver told those convinted all that is,
and them like, what twenty bucks?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
They look young?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean they look healthy for the A.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
And it's funny because that's like five times that's six
times lesson teager, right it is.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
And it's it's funny because like I told the guy,
what if you just want to go sleep in at
the hotel?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Like no, no, no, no, yeah. I was like, what
I can in hotels? Can I just go there with
having to.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Have a hooker?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Like get bed bugs?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Deep it.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's what ches are called out bed bugs in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah. Yeah, don't bring your family if you want to,
like for vacation. No, no, not here, bro.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
But I said that that was sixteen dollars for the room.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I think sixty dollars American, So how much is that.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
In the buck?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, I think it's not sixteen dollars, not pestels the right, sixteen.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Dollars a yeah. And then we went to four dollars
for two big as beaters bro bro and.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
That heat after one of those it was hot broke.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
And then they recommended that this restaurant called the Imperial Garden.
Oh six sixteen dollars to how many?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
What is that? I meany pestos?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Those pests damn, so I guess that's not bad at all.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Dude. Did you see any like sweet food that was good?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
We had tacos, yeah, tacos and they were okay.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And then we went to ah called.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Imperial Gardens, which is Chinese.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
The best Chinese food.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
It was fucking was it had to food for because
her homegirl, she's vegan, she had to food compound.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
So good is they fried the tofu? They fried to tofu,
you know, you know it's crunch outside. Saw so good.
And then we had to do.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Them sum out there, fucking mom, dude there.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, that's that's called in pea garden.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Tours or locos.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Those are all locals, bro, and.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like dude, so like nothing but like chinkas that work there,
and they only.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Speak Spanish, bro, Georgiana.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
They're just trying to talk to them fucking English and Chinese,
Like no they don't.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's different. It's Mexico. Were Mexican, dude, Like they don't
know what the you're talking about. So it's called Para gardens.
It's so dude, next time we ever go out out there, bro.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Super good as far as it's from Calexico.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
It's only like seriously, you you cross over and after
that you take like a like a three minute uber,
you know, like a twenty minute walk.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
But I'm not gonna walk the golly in that heat.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
How about costas my last bro?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Somebody commented, che has my last Cheeku's brother.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
They're everywhere, dude out there and they're pretty. They look
they look, they look better, they look play it again,
a young happy girl looking for a friend.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
And it's funny because you know the doctor Simmy Pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's a little hotel through a door.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Dude's they Iagara, So the doctor Simmy's out there. They
have the little Chinese hat like yeah, those.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Are actually better than the sun and the other ones.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
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(19:52):
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Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
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of your insurance deductible if you mentioned felipez Parza. They
worked with all insurance companies. I know you took your
car that right, we both did.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
They did a good job.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Bro, Hey, stop going to those people that drive up
on the side of the road with you on roads.
You know me I can fix those dance dog up,
bro alsome man, don't forget. Shout out to Leo at
Active Collision and Lente. Don't forget if you're involved in

(20:44):
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there only have bomb electric bicycles, but you never know, man,
somebody might hit you on the pallet, might run over you. Bro,
watch you out, bro, what's up?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Man?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
A lot of people have been asking man. They've been
asking man for those files for the Epsteam files. Me, Man,
I'm aftering for those X files. Bro. I never seen
the show. I'm after for the mex files. X files.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Bro, you never seen the X files. I seen one.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't even get it. No no no, no, no,
no no no no, but not even one dog. She
seemed I don't know, just something it didn't. It seem
like something that's gonna grab me. Maybe it was a
little suit. I don't know her.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It went out for many seasons, bro, even they revived
it a couple of effects. They had two movies no Fox. Yeah. Yeah,
so like it went out for like I think it
started ninety three, went to two thousand and three, then
they had a movie in two thousand and eight. Then
they revived it again for like five years. So it's
like it's like it's still going bro, like after like
thirty years in the company, bro Bro before California, Californication

(21:53):
before Yeah, I never saw that Agent Scully.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I was like, I was like fucking nine years old.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I was twelve.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Bro. She was a hot ahead bro.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Young bro.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
The hottiest redhead ever though. Besides Lucille Ball was the
girl from mad Man. She's gorgeous, Bro.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
She was pretty. She was cute, luc.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Girl from Madmen.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't know her name, orphaned Andy Dog come Tomorrow from.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Girls right.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Mad Man?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, she's from the show Girls, Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, the background she would marriage to that dude from
Super Troopers, the one that eats all his fucking all
the weed in the back, you know the mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
That was that was her husband right now they got divorce,
Samuel Bay. Yeah that's Samuel. You had a chance, dude,
she was with them.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah you had a chat on me crazy wow dude,
that you right there? Bro, Like it's a man.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's me and Samuel Bay bro put.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Me in the movie. What's up for youh shows coming
up this weekend? Yeah, that's right, you have other show
future shows right now?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Nothing you you.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Tomorrow night in Ontario? Who's got talent?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
The Taro Improv? Coming now? As me?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Find me?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Uh, Eric Ochoa, h E Frien, Alex Mihito, Pedro Flores,
a whole bunch of people come on as me.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Is there a notebook with a black one? A joke book? Check? Mind?
Right there? Mind? Oh man, I thound somebody's joke book
getting my card, and then I found it later on.
But I don't think none of you guys. It's another comic,
and I've never been in contact with his comic or

(24:06):
and I know you guys wouldn't put that food sticker
on your notepad the note bad has a little bit
of velvet on it.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, I don't have to notebook.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm like, how the fuck they get in my car
to a mystery? This comedian is This comedian name is Man.
He's chubby Latino and yeah, oh man, he's those shows.
I don't even know who those shows with. But open
that up. A little black notebook in there anyway, No,

(24:41):
never mind, I'm not in there. I think it's in
the kitchen. And then I'll get to the bottom of
this and figure it out.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Is there like little life stories in there?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
And yeah, it has a whole set list and desires.
All these jokes are white. One of them was abortion
versus liberals or I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Know what it was.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
It's a loose premise.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, there are loose premises, brob that it was like
jokes that like you gotta put like you know this
one that one, well, I was gonna.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Say, like, you're looking at a joke book with your
experiential man, I can fix this, fool, But I'm.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Not, you know, like the comedians who are short the
word hats. He's got a little quote robust too. He's
a wild cannon.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Here's a loose Cannon on stage. I think, uh, Cochino, No, no, no, no,
like you know, like he's the mustard, Like here's a
mustard like this, Yeah, and he's chubby dog.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I'm lost.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
He does the comedy store, but it does like hot luck, bro,
you don't. He's not a regular though yet he must
have done one one show with George that's it and
the rest is hustling fool.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
That was one of the Maybe he parked your car
and then like he left it in there like somebody
leaves a script. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm telling you there's something like that could be com
You're like trying to think that could be it, that
could have happened. That's one time I put my I parked.
The was doing a comedy store, and I parked the
car over there right before before pink dot the the
parking lot. I found an electric That's the best thing

(26:34):
about having a car that semi electric and gas is
that you see the electric things. You put it in
the walk away though I charge your back something I
don't even I don't even get. I didn'tven I didn't
even plug it in, but just put it in and
make sure that losers don't checking charging it.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, so that could be it for sure. I think
that that's the security guard there the he's a soul's friend.
I tipped that food, and that fool sent somebody to
go grab the car and then drive it back to
the fucking comedy store. So he must have did a

(27:15):
crazy YouTuber you know this motherfucker, bro, and a little
set list fell off on the side.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
That's what it was too.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
ABO.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
You're smart, You guys are good.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Will you be hanging out with detectives? You get that detective?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's funny you say that because I was in a
movie where Jimmy o'yang it's doing. It's about his first
opening set and it's for Cedric Entertainer. It's called Opening Night,
directed by by that comedian man Steve Steve Burn, and

(27:50):
I played the cab driver. That's that's writing. That's that
picked him up and gave him his set list back.
But in real life, somebody left her fucking little book
in my car.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I used to lift people. People sleeping up their phones
in my car, a little slids bro.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
It left a lot of ship in my car.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Do you keep anything, and you always return.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Return this one guy told me that the craziest thing
that happened he picked up like a drunk lady a
drunk group of friends, and then lady forgot her fucking prosthetic.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Leg she had.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
She walked out of it. I don't know. I guess
the care.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I don't know the double leg or something. I have
so many questions, like what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Brodt is a superhero? Bro, that's her legs? Don't where
she kicked her leg off? Maybe Ton's sister took it again?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
As for that one, Bro, but I told you, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I told you guys are sort of They beat her.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
They sucked her up hard.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Bro, you can't think you can't. That's one thing you
can't do to people, man, like especially the poor. You
can't take the glasses and you know they needed to
read or a leg.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Dude shipped from poor fools because they need. It's not
like they have three pairs at home.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
For real, Like, oh, what happened, Bro? What happened by
the food? Shut up to school? Why? Man? We hit
his shoes? A fool showed up barefoot bro with a shotgun,
but he got on the bottom because you're with somebody
like that but like hit something from them and elementary
school and then like you're like you're watching chaos go

(29:26):
down because it was your fault, but you're just like,
I'm not gonna do it again.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
But I've only I've only messed with people that deserve it.
I've never known for people that like like for unsung heroes. Bro,
if you're a dick, I would do it, oh man,
But if you were like to the pits, I wouldn't
fuck with you like that.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I started like talking ship bro in the class, and
the guy in front of me he repeated loud and
everybody was dying, and the teacher told him to get
the fuck out of the class for your fucking asshole.
He told you, no, I told him that. But I'm
the one that said at first, you're a I said
it first, and this food in front of me died,

(30:06):
and then the food repeated it to like a bigger
crowd for a bigger laugh, and they got big laugh.
It felt like that dude, Bro, have you seen that
video dog? Oh my god, that show with those two
black food on comedy stands? Keep okay the same thing, right?

(30:29):
I said something funny to do in front of me,
and he said louder to five people. The teachers heard it.
He didn't think it was funny, called him a piece
of ship. They screamed at him. Bro Like, he made
that food feel like really bad, and the man he
made that food feel badding it was ugly, bro Like.
They even forgot how funny what I said it was.

(30:51):
They keep one of the class. But then the show
you're talking about, the show called he were Peel, Oh man,
Peel was the skinny one, right.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
P is uh the guy with the hair uh Keegan.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Keegan is a skinny one. So Pele says something funny.
He goes, yeah, and then that fool repeats it, and
everybody dies. Ah, they're dying. Man, you're so funny man.
He goes, I'm gonna said that. I said, I said it.
I said it. And then the little on the fool

(31:28):
says something nasty, get all more like cheese in your nuts. Ah,
you're so funny, man, And the first of all shows up,
Oh really, you're so funny, And then bro oh man,
who I have right here? Oh yeah, man, we're looking
for all give her a glass. I was looking for
an opener. And you can open for me now, right,

(31:49):
the guy who took the joke in the classroom and
that fools all mad at this at the fairy comedian anyway.
So yeah, man, I thought that was funny.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Man, I don't know where I was going with it,
but like fucking with people.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, man, because that fool, that fool say something funny,
but he wouldn't stay loud enough, and the other dude
stay loud. Everybody would die dog, and he was getting
credit for his joke every day.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Oh my god. So he kept going.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
He said the same joke and fool and keep on.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, and he thought they thought that wood in the
back he goes mad and the one instead you didn't
say that she lie? You ain't funny with a writer
and a performer, bro, Yeah, it was funny man. When
that was it was about, he was all mad and
then gave came in and that thought. That's where he
took his joke to open for him. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Maybe it happens like that sometimes.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
But yeah, but but for me it will be backfire. Bro,
I say a funny, I was something funny, and then
somebody will get their ass beat for saying. That's how
about you, brother linverybody said that they're gonna wait for
you after school to beat your ass. You were little.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, there's I got.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I got the audience, bro that one time.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, that one time by Celia when they pulled out
that drunk ass chicken.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
That that was the funniest thing, Bro, her being dragged
up by a chair.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
And then you told that you told that food that
that was and and I was feeling it because it
was just so ridiculous that they pulled it out from
and as they were pulling around in the chair, bro.
And after her home or home stage her home was
like does that make you? Does that make you feel
fucking tough? Bro?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
P me my fucking homegirl. That's fucking drunk.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
He was like, what's up? And I was drunk and
I would never.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Say she like this sober, like get us up? What
I say, keep uscarest or something came scares betro.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I would never say that. And then it's carry out
there like thank you let him back in though, But dude,
so that was the guy was like talking ship to me, Bro,
you wanted to fight me and my bro you actually
have a fight fight though at school. I did when
I was you know, like I feel like back in
the day, you used to get fights and you never
like nobody got suspended. You just like went to the office,
you shook hands with the kid that beat you.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Up, you know.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
But I got a couple of because I was I
was scrawnning.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
People used to call me like names.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You know, like they call you bro, They call me, yeah,
you were skinny, Yeah bro.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah I was skinny to call it.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Call me fucking uh.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
They called me.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I remember in the worst thing two, like around the
time Martin Short had a TV show that came out, and.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
So Martin Martin Short was Martin Short. So I was
the whole dude, I just people, bro, there's the other
two amigos at ha. So then I remember I used
to have fights. I got my ask kid for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
When people taller the same height, they.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Were like they were like my age, but they're bigger
than me. They're fucking like bigger.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And then seventh, when I went to eighth grade, like
I had like a little like the height I am.
Now that's I became. So we had like a fight
club in the back and they were like, yeah, like
a fight club because we saw the movie seven. You'd
be walking a lot the Raider, the Raider shirt bro.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
A Raiders.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
That plastic fucking seat, dude, bro, p just comes the
falls out there, just falls out.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
You're slept with one of those with no blanket under
red your face stuff to it.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
So in the summer, bro, gett of here.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I don't care even if you put a regular you
have to put a thick blanket to sleep on that ship.
That's like slide off.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, because you sweat, it doesn't absorb it. Bro, It's
just like laser imagine like.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
The spring just right.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Not to now get some napkins, Bro, They.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Don't make them any more like that, right? I think?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Have you ever been those like little like ghetto like
elegant furniture places that they rent to own.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's not Phoenix, Yeah, I don't know. I was just
thinking about that.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
They still have those like little elegant little Queen Elizabeth Little.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I was thinking about the coulture of plactic culture, like that.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
One thousand boil heights, to the stages.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
That couturees go to before you throw that ship away. Bro. Oh,
first that button pops off? Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, I told a lot of stuff together.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Then you have you got that little your little sister
sister double that plum on it broke.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
You can never get that stain out either from a
ball point pin. That was a big stain. But can't
you just cut like let them be hey?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Once you get the fucking easting never comes off. And
then you know that when you get up, when you
get that tear, that part I don't know, like it starts,
it gets harder and it starts cutting your ass.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I think like rips apart. That's when it becomes like
almost like glass.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's like a shard, like really man, like you can
make one hundred knives out of that couch. Mad shakes
because because I know I remember that every time the
couch had a hole, a week later like it's a
soft hole, but a week later like it starts folding dog.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
And it's it's hard that that's what was making that
couch good was that wrap. Have you ever seen like
a girl with short shirts get up and she always
have those red marks on her legs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
It's like that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Ye have seen.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Back in the day, bro seen that infomercial that they
will saw your little pieces of that couch where you
could fix it bro, Yeah, a little tape and then
you're iron it.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
It was a like like the guy that sticks the
tape on your mom.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Never by that ship, bro, my mom my dad would
put like that duct tape and then fucking painted red
dog like, oh, you're.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Right, there was like trying to fix it, like like
a little fucking patches what would hold onto that tape.
But just like nail polish like enamel.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Right, you get a piece of tape and a cardboard,
you spray paint a red first, and then you.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
It was always duct tape and that's a wild You
have to flip it over because then that the plastic
will come off the duct tape.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Then you see the little webbing on the little If
you put that dirty couch out there off the one hole,
somebody will be out there going ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Those catches they can't get bed bugs, right because they can't.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
In that whole.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, because the cloth and the bottom that fucking just
like because the chemical distributors sell a thing that you
can put over your bed and it's basically like a
with a zipper, they can still get in here.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
You come back, bro, your little dogs kidding himself in
there digging.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Uh And to me, that's not that much protection. You're
better like saran wrapping it. I've seen a pis that
the only pies that they didn't have it? Will he
seram wrapped his bed?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Come on, I see the old ass colaches, man, that
are that are wrapped with plastic. But like you know,
there's several hair is all round and like a suede
and fucking plastic hardwood.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Dude, I know, they're like seventies and.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
They're connected to a to a plastic path, a plastic
walking path.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
The one attle was like the spikes because it locks
into the.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Road in the bottom are dead and.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
So that infestation is done and gone.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Have you seen that though? Where that you go to
a house and they're that plastic to walk on and
everything around it is clean, but the inside dirty? Yeah,
you see, like almost just.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Think little hairs, little pieces of chips, everything, even a coin,
you know what I mean. Some people just like don't
clean certain things. Bro. It's like I don't get it, man, Like.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Some people like you were going to when you were
like doing extermination. But you go to a house that
you know that these fools splattered manta butter lard and
everything on this seeing and they were wiped it it.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
You want to hear what I told this lady one
time out of spackle knife, because sometimes when you put
the when you put the jail for the roaches, some
people just splatter and it looks gross and you gotta
take it off. Let me do it nice so it
doesn't look on nasty maybe so it's stuck leap, don't.
So I grabbed the spackle knife and I did right

(40:22):
there where she had her little her solve. I just
gave it a little scrape and I put it on
a napkin that was just the bottom like it wasn't
it was grime.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Bro, it's black.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
It was like you could put chew it. It was
the floor on the tile. So I did that one
and the tiles like on the floor on the dude,
like this is the edge of the oven.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Of the oven. And she didn't clean right there. She
cleaned up to here. So I just scraped it and
it was like bro, it was like resin bro out
of a pipe. That's what I showed her.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
And some good feeding. There's still dude, they can eat that.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
They eat it bro. So then the second one was
the cabinets above the fan above the oven. So I
gave it another scrape after and that was like grime, bro. Like, dude,
if you put your hand on that ship, it's like blue.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
It's like a trap. So I agree that evaporate.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, well they don't turn the fan on and they're
just cooking, dude. Like I went in there, she's making
the soapa. Bro, it's like you see a riendo dude.
So it's that that's what annoys me.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I was like, finally, yeah, bro, I'm gonna put you.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
You know, let's like, who's going on? Let's do this endo,
which is which is oh my god, where are we
going with this? What is going dude?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Lady?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Did I just it's like telling somebody something that they
just come back with you with a one eighty or
three sixty.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
It was crazy. And then it's like, dude, it's one
of those ones where like you want to pull the
oven out, let me just put some down here.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
But it's it's just done.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Bro. You just gotta like throw grenade in that apartment
broup and stuff, bro, because of because of the grime
and everything, it's so sticky, dude, in just years of
not cleaning.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Bro, Like if you put your hand down, there's a
little chop it off.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Bro. That's crazy. That's a that's not even It's just
like it's always it's it's like that, dude. And then
some people are different.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
So her kitchen is the inside of of their fire.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yeah, Bro, when you pull everything out, because dude, even
walking you need.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
To slide the carpet the floor out, bro, throw it away, bro.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Like I was walking in that place and it's like
you have a sticky floor. Bro, how do you live
like like a movie theater?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Exactly like that.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It's one of those tis.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
We're gonna slide that night when something falls off.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
The plate to just kick it under something.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
A lazy ship right like there.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I just think I think it's a little bit to
have to do with it ain't mine and I ran here,
you know. Or maybe there's some people that don't clean, bro.
I know people that like own homes and it's just
like whoa.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
She probably still sweeps everything under the rug and she
was little, but.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
It adds everything, Like everything you do get into physic, man,
everything is the opposite reaction man.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Going on with you? Bro? But that no patters in
the table in the case and gave me a coffee.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
But you've seen you've seen dirty pads like that. I've
seen him since I was a kid, bro. Like, I mean,
it's just it's not as new to me. Bro.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I remember when I when I was in my party days,
I saw this chick that was she was in dire straits, man, like,
not doing well, and I was like, not doing well either.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
It's going through it.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
But I know that, Oh man, she's probably tired. Probably
I'm tired of this partying. So I went up to
her pad.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
She was living in a garage and but they have
rats because she cooked everything in one of the hot
plates in the garage.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
So once you plug it to the wall, it has
like two burners on it. Let me ask you this,
did the garage door open or was it sealed at least?
Oh my god, Bro. So yeah, everything's getting in there, Bro.
And then you got a quarter inch opening you can
allow a mouse, but the rat known as then.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
But when when you have a daughter who's living in
a garage, that means you don't want it. That's like
the next step before you kick her completely out of
the house.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, that's what's going on there.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I should have started signs.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, they were kind of like, you know, slowly getting
tired of her stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
You know that is crazy, man.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
And then you know it's kind of hard for somebody
to kick somebody out in the street. Those you know,
they'll kick themselves out. But yeah, man, a lot of
people look like that.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
That dude. I remember dude being a little kid and
going to a little kid's houses and then like seeing
like gross, actually even the window the window by the
by the in the kitchen and just like hit with
smoke and they never cleaned it. And then like even
you can't even open the window, bro, because there's so
much little defined dust and dirt collected right there.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Or fool that, or fool that they got a bunch
of mildew on from the shower form not showering that too.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
And I've seen it where they have the fan where
the fan doesn't even suck anything up because they already
have cotton stuff all locked in the room.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I found it here.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
It is.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
That's like a little address book. Uh, it's like a
manifesto in there.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Off there is the jokes, bro, It's not yours? Is
this guy? I don't know how I got it.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I don't know waytitude. It probably fell out of his pocket. Oh,
murd dog, I know, homeboy.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, how do you get that?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
That's what I was thinking about with the mustache?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Does he wor?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Wait this is my notebook?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Originally? All right?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, so I think here, Oh wait, this is my notebook.
I put his sticker. Yes, this is due.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I could have sworn I seen you with one like that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
But I haven't seen this notebook in so fucking.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Like four years, three years at least the pandemic or
during it was in a back seat and then they
ended up in the front seat. Then it stat in
a porch in a patio for days, and I could
have hit up this dude. Dude, I don't know how
you got your.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, this is Ac Murdoc from He's from. He was
in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Now, yeah, oh so this is due.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
I haven't seen this notebook in fucking lit.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
The jokes bro, read them, child, it's a survivor.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
My joke's okay, And I see I don't know you're writing.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
It's because I was like, this is my writing, bro, okay?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Uh? I mean so I write a lot of what
they called for video ideas I write.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Like the dialogue here, do you remember those?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I remember this?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah? You still do those I want?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
These are mostly ideas. I was like, I hate one
girls like with fake booties. They work out at the gym.
Try to make it seem like it's like they worked
it out, you know, like you no, bitch, you got it.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
From there something there.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah that's me posting photo on me and my chip
with two kills that aren't mind and going, man, it's
all about about fame family in America. Man, Yeah, that's
you know, you go at this, you know what you
should stay that this man, you know, fuck that big
booty bitch man. That's fun. Your stolen valerie.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah you really, you're not gonna give it. You're not
gonna get stolen val You're not gonna give props to
the fucking the doctor.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, bro, that stolen valid bro. And then you use
marsela line that's all no war called glory.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
That's exactly what it is, dude, Thank you, bro.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I forgot how it's fucking perfect.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's the way everybody wants to be. A world like
I wish I had all the glory without waiting for it.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
That's what glory is though, noye the journey, the perseverance.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
No, it's too baggers. Tis that driver?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
That a little skinny.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Fool business idea?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I don't even remember the business idea left for electric cars.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
I remember this. The reason he was over here is
because he was sleeping on his cousin's couch and he
got his cousin's girlfriend pregnant. He was driving for the hotel. Bro,
he got his what the fuck skinny fool? Remember he
was like half Latino areakend. Yeah, yeah, he was Latino,
but he didn't speak Spanish. But and then when thing is,
we just started one thing.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
And just came to that. Yeah, teddies, and.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Then he smoked his all We got them all, We
got him all stone, and you know, he started getting funny. Bro,
and the whole week were looking at him like kind
of a weirdo. Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Sometimes people say some good ideas like that one somewhere
we're in as a good idea. Brow you and we're
at this bar and I think it was some Mexican food.
He's like, hey, Bro, he was all drunk. I'm want
to retire here, Bro, I want to I'm opening up.
I'm opening up a Mexican fin here in Hawaii, Bro, and.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
That'suck with me the whole time.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Bro. Like that's smart, boy because because I mean, there's
good bakers in Hawaii, but there's no Likendia is out there.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Bro. Hard people are bro because that week you make pineapple,
you bro, you better come come to Hawaii with the
only beasts. Bro.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
You're gonna need to Mala sala.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, you're gonna have to make it.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It has to be soft and fresh because that's a
trickle with you gotta eat it right then and there.
That's one of the best from b oh my WHI.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Should you go to.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Leonard the Guava Like that's the one that has trucks, right, yeah,
it has that one truck. It has like two truck.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
It was right next to the Rainbow Cafe, which Rainbow
is kind of like you know jayan Is and Monapello.
It's like it's like the version it's like the Hawaiian
Jay and is due my last and.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Then get out of here, bro that you get you
you can't get them in Honolulu. How you gotta leave
outside of Honolulu.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
They're in they'relu but a little outside from the strip
about what a five six seven minute car right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Okay, they're not in Honolulu because that's all like McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
And yeah that's all on that strip.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
No, because you have it's probably about a twenty five
minute walk from the strip right there.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I depressed and I went down to like this neighborhood
and there was the people standing in line the bakery.
I say, you know, I'm gonna go in line. But
it was not. It was not the one you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It was another one you went to.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I remember there's a couple. There's a couple, did did
I see? But they're still good, bro? If you get
them fresh, right then we'll start marino one's own mind.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I'll bring I'll bring some. There's a spider Critos where
they I don't remember when I brought the Filipino what's
called those buttersticks, those butter bread sticks. It was nothing.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
It was like just it was like, you know, like
the crazy bread but without the fucking salt.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Delicious, bro.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
But there's some of salads there.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'll bring some next week.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You've beenually a place called Hawaiian King's Bread Restaurant. You
went there? I was there.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah, I've been to both of them. Yeah, they're pretty,
but again just even right when they're fresh food. Forget
the rainbow cake right there? Yeah, dog, I was like,
what are we gonna do with the big ass cake?
They're known for the rainbow cake. It's just, dude, it's
kind of like alright, LGBTQ.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh that's that's big slice.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah it is bomb well that's what the lady said.
They kind of stole our cakemb.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
But the real one. Every piece of bread does taste
like what is the post like, not like just colorful.
One one might be on color for one there.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
It'll taste like that, it'll taste like ube, and it'll
taste like angle. Dude, it's good, dude, like you almost can't.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Even believe it.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Every guy's cake, it's dude, it's good. Bro.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Let's get do all that. I don't even know about
that cake. Yeah, bro, you never getting fat on princess cake.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
It's slices five five. Uh, that's a bomb ass little restaurant.
It's good. Is in Hawthorn, right yeah, Carson Hawthorn, I'm hungry.
It's pretty much it's the little Hawaii right there.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Have we had this slash the cake. Bro, look up
a slashy cake of pri Madonna Hotel.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
No, I've never been there, dude, I've just heard about it.
You guys stayed there right, never.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Driving.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah. Also when we met these people after the show
at a hotel when we're leaving, and then they said,
those girls said they were going to Donna in brunch.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Look at that, bro, Oh that looks it's a decade
and cake.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
It's like said their champagne cake. Bro, damn bro. And
you can only get it there at that bakery they
have there. They don't tell anywhere else. Bonds all madam,
although there was. All the hotels are teamed, so you
might get one room that's all Timberlind like Timberland people,
and another one might be all like sixties space with

(53:07):
a step in living room.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Drop in one.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Is that the place in the desert like by like com.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
It's about by Presno like the five one on one,
but the one on one by sun sometimes something of
the best start yes by something but yeah something but
desert the Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Of that place, isn't it like it's close to that
one clown will tell everybody like is scared of to go.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
It's like a speaking of Cloud Hotels. Man, Circus Circus
is closing, so get your get your Circus Circus fieling
before they close all them. I think the one in
Vegas though a Reno. I don't know which one is closing.
The nineties, bro, pretty got no information for you guys.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
They had sticky floors back then.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I went at the one time Bro I went to
when I was working at the Reno and Reno.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
You were there the Legacy.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, I went to with Chris Thoring. Bro to the
fucking Circus because Lisa told me that. Lisa told me
that they have a show every day like a trapezow.
You look up and we get the bro. Man, it's
my fucking.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Like in Vegas, Dude.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
It's not like somebody bought a pair of brand new
socks and we're for like twelve hours at a march
and they went when they went to six Flags and
then took it off and put it on top of
the fucking icy bro.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
That was the saddest elephant I've ever seen, was a
circus bro animal. He was looking at us like, did
you put a bullet in me?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I don't want to see that. It was terrible, dude,
they had an elephant, yeah, said by himself.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
He was right there. But you can tell he's hating it, dude.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
It was a better Northern elephant, just him.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
No, it was just one. That was it right before
they brought up the bear, then the tiger. And it's
like that's like you know in Vegas they can't do
that now, right, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Harry Bubble said that he went to that circuit voice.
The lion had a zipper, bro, And it's funny.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
I just see those ones that put black around their
eyes on mine. It's probably to hide the sadness, dude,
the crying.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Damn poor elephants, they look so mistreated.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
All that shuit sucks for them, dude, say like like
the trapeze artists were pretty bad though.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I was like, god damn white hair, bro, Like, imagine me,
whimsy got just to learn how to do that.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
And elephants are like so smart too, dude, Like these guys,
I mean all animals are smart.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
But moon like before television, bro, like people they didn't
get a chance to see the zoo live. To bring
it to your imagine. You live in a farm, right,
you live in a fucking farm, bro, in Iowa and
the fucking train shows up with wild animals you never
seen before. It's the smiliest people ever.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Once a year the fair would come to town, right
and they would have it because there was it's a circuit, dude,
Because then circus Barbers have it Barnum and Bailey, and
there was another Wringling Brothers. So they don't have animals
at all anymore.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Then the Latino want Circus vEDS Bro. What is that
one called, dude, the lion hat on it?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
They still come in because sorry, brother set.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Up that tent you're at the parking?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Is it Linwood bro?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, right off, there's a name for it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
There's another another.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Because that's it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
We would call circus Bargain.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
But there's another circus that's all Latino brother Mexican and
not Circus Vargas. No, no, it's a circus.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
See because I'm going They still they come and they they.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
They set up outside burd Bank.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Yeah, Vargas comes there still too.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Familia Watts or he because they're.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
The ones that had that family that it's all Harry
from Bro.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
It was.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
It's a family, dude.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
If I'm bad one when when the Circus of Mexico, broke,
and they will buy elephants from bringing brother after they
don't want them no more, and then that elephant has
to go to Mexico. And you don't speak Spanish, Bro,
so you have to get beat up again.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Circles, circles, Vascus circles and Monascus.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
That's what I see right here. Tequila Circus sounds like
kids are like a gate club, Bro. Circles.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
That's imagine you've been to us eventually, eventually that went
around little. You've been to an actual circuits where they're
like shows outside that goes I'll guess your way.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Circus is kind of like that. They have the bearded lady.
Back in the day they had the strong man. It
was basically like.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Parking lot, broch Right.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
My dad's spending all He spent most of his time
looking for the best parking time we got there with
the shows that we're starting, Bro, they're dragging us in there. Bro.
I think my whole life was being dragged into places.
We were late.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I can say that from from what I remember, circuses
had the best popcorn. Bro.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
We had so many kids bro that but that was
just he was like your fucking you say it your
fucking oh man. That that light guard lighthouse you that
was tell us where there not hungry? Brome. We're not

(58:43):
hungry even before we leave the house, Bro. And by
the time we get to the place, Yeah, I'm not hungry.
You know the stomach brawling, Bro.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Who was hypnotized?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
And then the last thing, just get about this.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Capito on this eat that belt.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
My brother and I started learning how to like take
take people popcorn and ship finding a bag and then
refilling it for free dog pop.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Left it like a little skinny lady. I only took
like three little.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
They would write a mark on it with the eggs.
And then my brother was my brother Angel. Didn't give
a fox, Bro, the food go to a sody. We
came to the movie theater. We go to the first
trash can and take out the fucking popcorn and rinse
the cup and go straight to get a free refiel, Bro,
and then let three people into the exit. Bro.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Bro, that's how you do like a g.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
When I toldal youly writ when I work at the
movie theaters, the district manager got in trouble because him
with the general manager. What they used to do they
to go inside the movie theaters with their own trash.
Can you know, because the ushers, we have our own
trash cans, we put the trash in there. These guys
are going there with their own trash cans. Put all
the cups in there, all the buckets. They go to
the kitchen, wash all the plastic cups and resell them

(01:00:05):
and keep the profit. Bro, they got it. They made
They wouldn't for like a good maybe two months making money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Be cool if you didn't have any cameras, Bro, But
they sent back, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
But they cut the cups.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Huh yeah, yeah, that's a healthy but it's it really
did you wash.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Them though, dude?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
But I saw those cups. They probably they probably punched
holes on them and staid they were waste and still
kept the money.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah they kept the money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, So like they rewshed, they washed them, resell them,
and they kept the profit. They made a lot of
money because cups were.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
We will sell beer and they will count it, all
all the beer cups to make sure that everybody sold
enough beer.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
That's your inventory count right there, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
But Bro, sometimes man, I noticed we've been like this,
we're short thirty six dollars and then We're like they're
doing the math again. Still short, bro, you know somebody
took that ship right and they're finding this fucking thistle
bit that I don't know. They've been working there forever.
That food would to a trash can and brought like

(01:01:07):
he brought six six beer cups and he goes here, man,
let's get the fuck got it here?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Shut up like that dog, because it's six.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Beer, six empty beer cups. That's ten dollars. I think
they were like eight whatever it was. It was a
perfect amount. And I was thinking in my head, well,
we know who is taking twenty six dollars to you
heroin tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Did you say that back then when you worked there?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
You have to have oh ship, we have an exclusive
right here? Rodri gabriy Less has security attacking somebody's phone?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
It was crazy, Bro. It was like gaber has to
control people. It was crazy, Bro. They were the audience
was MAXI. It was too hot. Check it out, bro,
is that butcher there? Take this out?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I don't know who this guy is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Hey, oh it's a Catoine. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
That I din Bro? Yeah, Bro, that was that was crazy.
That's not a comic con right, Bro, people were complaining
because I don't know, if you know Chemicon people, A
lot of them don't even care about stand up. They
want to make money too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
YEA, well that's how if you were a think of
that sweater, somebody will pay somebody ten dollars for that
focus started for one hundred and then have someone sign it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
So the comic con do like it was like a
big one, right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah, people pay like three hundred dollars for they're part
of this cartoon. I guess I was just reading the
headline song and there was no AC. Right, there was
no AC And it was one of those places where
you can't control what people are doing, you know, because
you're just there. But you've been, you've seen it. We

(01:02:58):
go there, we show comedians. We should show up. Bro.
We expect in our head that this promoting is handling everything.
We trust these fools with that stuff. They're passing out,
bro collectible toys and they're telling everybody in the front,
grab one and pass it back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Ye I ain't gonna do that, Bro, Keep like three
of them, Bro, they're gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Imagine, Bro, you and a hundred people are that staying
ideas time I got to the fat parents with their
fat kid with nothing dog complaining, ha ha complaining dog
fuck you. So this is not one of the places
we paid a lot of money and it's hard to
first come, first served, Right, that's what you thought, bro,

(01:03:46):
They should they should have just organized this better and
like on the way in, here's your toy, here's the toy. Yeah,
hire somebody, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
To distribute the toys if you were, If you were.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
And I'm sure if you want to give out t shirt,
passed one back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Hell no, bro, they're ready to body Philippa Funkle Philippa
Funkle toys.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Fuck no, they'll be reselling those like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
No, no, like there were like a special toy that
would just giving out that day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
The these people in the front are not collectors. They're
not fans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
They're collectors, Dude, they're resellers. It's just like, dude, wouldn't
that one. I mean, you always do it. But the
guy that comes up to you with thirty pitchers and
you sign them, you know that she's gonna go on eBay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Or the guy signed five baseball I never played, but
all that stuff, and then they're later like later theybe
maybe there was crutches. I'm thinking about it this wo
wait for the show to end.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Well, you know, it's almost like they're not gonna buy
a ticket, they're just there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
You know, they gotta get there real howly should you
guys have the airport dog ha.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Ha with a welcome home sign?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
But that's a dude, that's the world right now, Bro,
everything like that's how that happens with shoes. Now, that
could be a quick drop and then they're three hundred
bucks on on on stock eggs. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
So like a couple years ago, this one pro skater
came out with these Nike shoes and they knew they're
gonna get a whole bunch of resellers. So the rule
for the skate shop was you need to know how
to ali to buy these shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
And that was the whole rule, becausey didn't want to
just sneaker as coming in and just like just grabbing
them all up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
So that now they have raffles now too, right, Yeah,
but they made you do a trick right there for
you to buy the fucking shoe, you know, not just
one shot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Yeah, but yeah, man, and they were they were just mad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
But there's no way you're gonna pass out a bunch
of toy to the front and turn to go to
the back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
No, what the that's like the man perfect world, it
would happen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
But you know, just that you have a collective basket, bro,
full of cash. Everybody just grab a couple of dollars, man,
if you really needed to send it back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Same thing. We go to Halloween houses, they have the
fucking candy outside, Like take one candy, yeah, right, fucking
a kid cab, bro, but take like five of those.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Funny you say that because the church that we used
to go to, they had to start getting police bags
for the money because the same volunteers were stealing money, bro,
pocketing twenties and ship So now like it had to
be done in front of the piece in the back,
dudey put it in police bags. How much of them
out was because people were stealing, It's not It's never
gonna end. That's just human nature.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Bro. You can't get enough.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
If you're passing on hamburgers, Bro, everybody's hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Bro, somebody's gonna start.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Bro. I'm gonna take yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Like if they're passing and I'm an extra in a movie,
and I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna pull three. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Dude wants to Bret there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Bro, and they're gonna say, Man, those of you who
got three or more, you're gonna get in trouble. Yeah, Bro,
you ate the I ate the bag to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Pocket. But it also goes back to like even going
to the d m V and getting in line and
then selling your your place in line.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Because you're like you were seeing people show up for
the Dodger give away and they're too late that they're
no more.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Oh yeah, and they're all mad. And you also have
you seen the guy that leaves with twenty bobble heads
if he wants a game.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Yeah, he offers. He offers ten dollars a piece to
these kids and the ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Yeah, and it's just like, dude, like it, Dude, I
don't remember, like like last year, they're showing like this
one lady, I guess buying a shot. She went to
cost It was in Mexico. She went to Costco. Oh
she broughatly fucking fifty old two hundred. Yeah, and people
were pissed off because nobody had them for their personal

(01:07:37):
parties at home.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
It does not batter, that doesn't put that, but they
put her on blast. There's so many resellers at Costco
bro Like. Yes, they're good though, I mean somewhere dry.
But the best one I had was the fucking the
King's Cake from uh uh for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Fucking It's a pinch look fucking Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah, Mari Gras Orleans, New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Yeah, but there's always me resellers, no matter what bro Like,
it's always been. You can't escape that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
You're never gonna make everybody happy, even though when you're
study in line for like the fresh bond. Oh yeah,
if they could buy, if they could buy the whole trade,
they'll take.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
It in and Boyle hes it. He gets crazier in
Christmas time. Remember just disappeared that night, and they were
they're opened two times a day. Were they closed right
before two or at one, a little bit after lunch,
and they opened again at four.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
So it was good as fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
They were good that they gave because they were made
with large They gave me super.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Good by south Man. They make friends with all animals.
They're like a fucking they're like one vur broh Man
Lista and I were staying at the Georgian Hotel. We
were riding I'm trying to ride a pilot and movie
ideas at the hotel. We stayed there for two nights

(01:08:54):
and we went across the street. Now they have benders
right before the Thirst Street, prominent right for the pier,
right the streets. Bro, they have with license bro venders
selling fruita bro, it's about a little corn dog, what bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah, let's keep it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah. And I and I was like messing around with
a fruita man. Okay, see okay, let me know the sinkle, No, no,
the sinkle they can say, yeah, fifteen dollars for a
fruit cocktail. And I was like, twelve fifteen dollars for
a corn with everything on it, with fucking cho twenty

(01:09:41):
five cents of corn. Want. Yeah, they're raking the name
for these tourists. Yeah. So I'm there, Bro, I'm I
just finished smoking and I'm drinking a coffee and I'm
passing by and I'm checking out this lady's a fruit cart.
Then I see her, Bro, this lady is feeding uh
pretty to feed animals. There she's feeding a squirrel, Bro,

(01:10:05):
and the squirrel is holding her hair. That's hand like
that's her mom, bro, she's or whatever. And she had
the name raid Let me cheese speeds, me cheese peeds,
me lean me mama, see baby baby, and as I'm
a cheese peas. That's the cheat peas comment.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
She came here from away from breakfast. She had a
bunch of pigeons right and she would talk to com
oh are you guys hoven see then there was a
little white one right now, a little region with a
white all white hair. It's the wakingness and you're sae,
I'm a trump Okay, oh no, it's a oh hi

(01:11:00):
said we're dying bro.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
The squirrel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
But the squirrel, bro, the squirrel was like leaning like
this and then grabbing her, grabbing her finger for leverage,
and then grabbing a little cracker. He was eating it,
and then she was talking to it me cheese peas,
me cheese peas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Oh yeah no, no, no shots, no nothing, that's nature
right there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
But she was feeding those pictures, bro. They were just
walking and ship and she says, after you feed the
motherfuckers every day. It was every day, man. They know
what time I get here, man, Very like coffee. They
sit on my lap.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Well, dude, I'm sure if someone tries tries the robber,
they're just gonna pick the hell out of them for
it from home alone.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Bro. Oh man, you know you know, you know the
Santa Monica pier here.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
I think all the Suta Mana is gonna fall one day,
Bro into the ocean. You know the where the freeway is.
The shipload of hole in there right because fucking chipmunks
have dug.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
The ship out of it, burrowing in there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
They're burrowing the funk out of it. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
It's like when you went to Squirrels and Squirrels.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
There's a ship little chip monks living in the ground
right there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Yeah, bunch of tunnels, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Yeah, like chapels, Bro, the fucking chapel monks, Bro. Yeah, man,
the chip hooshi men.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
It's funny because, uh, right there in Third Street Promenade
you can drink.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Now, you can legally get drunk on the oh fool.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Check this out. There's a British bar in Santamanica. I've
always passed by it, but I've never been to it.
I've always passed by it. That that's the name that
British guy that eats that is that mash bush Pie,
mashing Pie, the big fact that he's gonna be doing

(01:12:47):
a special appearance Big Food. I'm gonna check it out
in August. You should go. I'm down He's gonna be there.
So that's a British pub and they got they don't
got that, but he liked what they got, the big
British bread first though, with the bean sausage a tomatomato.
They haven't, broa what's the name of the British pub

(01:13:08):
Maggie's Pub. But right next door, Bro, they have a
fucking British candy store. Everything that we didn't buy in
London is there they have. Yeah, they got that ship. Bro,
they got no tooth brushes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
There's a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
The Old King's Head Dog. After August eighteen, Bro, Bush
will be there.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Look at that's bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Yeah, Bro, they got some fucking crazy ship like that, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Ships chip from Dude. You little sandwiches are bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Bro. Yeah, man, there it is. Oh you have a
little tea party there, Bro. They bring out them all.
They bring out crumpet, all the little teacakes, crumb pets.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
I've seen that one they do that has all that
like fish and chips, fish ships, you guys try to
be on toes because that looks pretty good. Manet out
of here, because.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I heard like on the bread nice and toasty and
it gets it gets the the bread soaks the bean juice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Proper British dishes. In eighteen ninety you have fairy cake, Bro,
have had it with you. It's a it's an Australian thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Once again, Bro, look up our fairy cake. Just white
bread with butter and just sprinkles on top of it. No,
I don't think I have, Yeah, Bro, fairy cake there
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I think of Australia. I smell that fool dog. Oh
my god, I still smell that food dog.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
That was insane.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Yeahs fairy cake that was like the Mexican bread. Yeah yeah, Bro,
just butter and and and Amsterdam they do the same thing, Bro,
but they have a little shaker of natilla and they
put it on top like a little It comes out
just like that. But it's some little squares of chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Have that the natural cream?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I remember I remember Fred sixty two, right thing those
feelers they used to make their own pop tarts called
the punk tarts good so good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
At the ntele one you had a ring that's a
blueberry one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
The banana and a telewe the pump. Oh my god,
back there was probably seven bucks, like in two thousand ten,
so good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I used to lap before I actually, oh we did.
I should like to fry the onion rings a little
bad with perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
They put on your rings inside the burgers, bro. That
was the place to take a girl, and they would
get so impressed, like.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Late at night. It's like what they're getting paid for
a little while. Man, the girl who doesn't brush her
teeth takes forever with our food.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
And that's I've never seen a bad onion ring there, dude,
Red sixty two. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
You to movie theater across the street?

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Yeah, I used to go there back and then did.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
You ever go there? Okay? With a movie theater is
right next door. There used to be a cheriokey place
back in the day, but they're not there no more.
And they used to be an Asian guy with a
bandana with his sister and brother, and they used to
make noodles, bro, but they're gone there it is, there
were two guys to noodles.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Or across the street.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
How's the p s house the pies?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
How's the House of Pies.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Bro, is that still there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yes? There, That's better than Marie Calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Yahude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
For some reason I thought it was gone there, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Man Yeah, bros, Yeah, Bros.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Coffee, Yeah, impression, hipster bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Take them to the Dressing right there, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah, I went there when when that band used to
play from Swingers. Really yeah, damn, back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
That the whole little area's quest.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Dude, it's always been hip.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
There's a place like that, Bro, you want to, you
definitely should go. It's exactly the Dressed in but it's
since San Diego. It is called the Look Up the
Red Fox Lounge. Man in San Diego, they have a
hotel like the Red Fox Tavern, the Red Fox Hotel,
the Red Fox, Red Fox in Red Fox looking looking

(01:17:14):
for the Red Fox in Tavern. It's in San Diego. No,
it was before the gas lamp. It's by the it's
the next exit before you get to that The Drop
My Comedy club right there, Bro, that place right there
needs to be a blond lady there currently clothed, Okay,

(01:17:38):
but right there, Bro, I went to I went there
Bro with Willie. Me and Willie were doing a one
nighter at club by here, no two nighters, and we
went through the first night. Bro steak Bro like a
fucking made guy. I think like a guy first of all,
like I'm fucking g right there, Bro staking laughter and
back then Bro eating meat and then like and people

(01:18:01):
were buying. I was eating. Bro was staying like a
real guy, and I had the back of my head,
I'm like, all right, but this is your first time
here too, right, So yeah, me and Willie ate steaks
and fucking fat dog. We went next door and we
sat in front of the piano lady and she was

(01:18:22):
playing piano and her son was playing shallow and her
new lover were playing drums and they were playing everything
and people were passing by people. Woul getting the mic
and sing songs with her around the round table. Bro
like that to jigglow everywhere. I go, yeah, and then
Frank Sinatra and they play like but yeah man, And

(01:18:50):
you know, it went to me to do fourth and
be with Chovago, and we did. We did fourth and
be like three times Chovago man, right now, I don't
know about okay. We went to the bearded lady was
yeah me and went to a restaurant when him and
I went to a restaurant and we sat there, but
I was like, fucking fucked up, bro, you were drunk.

(01:19:14):
Still I got drunk, bro, but I lost steaks and
the band was still there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
But I was like, fuck the badass atmosphere in there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah, Bro, that's a that's a cool spot if they
ever reopened.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Hell yeah, dude, I like I like bars like that, dude,
Like they have like the cover atmosphere, like like the
We're the Grand Star in Chinatown.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
She like that, yeah, especially man, like like it's hard
to find. Yeah, it's hard to find a place where actually,
like actually is a steak, you know, and then you
can just who's all over with your little yak and
sit down there and enjoy music. Get more fucked up?

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
What is that called dinner and show or red light
and tavern?

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
But it's not really dinner? Man, eating the whack ass
hot dogs there, ha ha ha ha anybody eating there
pretending to like that food?

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Man, Dude, I'm gonna tell you, dude, I would throw
and a beer get out of here. He said the
same ship man, Hey man, the beer's cool fucking sucks.
I just like him because they come with their you
know what that's all. But yeah, you're right about that.
What they had the grossest soup there, bro, because they

(01:20:29):
had like chicken wing soup and the big old metal thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
With the big red Yeah off of.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Right Bank of America karaoke there brought German songs. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yeah, okay right there by the fucking the three sixty five.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Bro, tell you a funny story what happened there, BROI
with the Lambard is that another one roller to take
it out with that German's chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
That was I wonder they would. He threw all the
dollars outside.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Not even enough for the cover everything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Bro. He said that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
He said throughout like four hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I got this throwing money off.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
It was all one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
So they they banned me for I went back one
night after getting sucked up and they told me that
to come in, Bro, if they get out, you got
this was stupid. Rather, it's only that work there were
They showed cleavage, but the purposely showing their faith. They

(01:21:29):
were unattractive to us, but the one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
That have big old teeth and a big old forehead.
It was all but it was all distraction.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
That was all this pushing it for you. Yeah, man
like man, like I guess whether that's why the Nazis
started taking over ship. Bro that forgot eating a heart
that was mustard and slicing that bread.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Bias hot dog right to they give you a so
this huge and a.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Lot a hot dog. Bro like this like Kabasha whatever
it was with the beer is cold and delicious because I,
oh my god, dog. They have very outdated Halloween photos
dog like every other photo, every other photo they have

(01:22:21):
a pipster with a black face dog.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Well that's that's I couldn't believe they still haven't. I
went there like three years ago they still had it. Yeah, bro,
and everywhere they have their little soccer jerseys there and everything.
I remember one time we ran into this fool's landlord's
daughter were trying to say hy do word. She acted
like she didn't know us, and we started laughing. We
gotta mess it with her. Yeah we know her, but

(01:22:46):
she was not having it. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
B're there one night drinking and with a bunch of
comics and this this German guy starts talking to us.
He had like a broken nose like like joy Medina
X boxing and he was there was fraud line other
than my frag line Baddie and he was talking to

(01:23:08):
us that his wife, his daughter is buried. A Mexican guy, right,
and he can't believe it. A Mexican man. What is
it about Mexican man name? I don't know. Man buy
a shot? So he buys a shot, Bro, I don't understand,
you know, like Mexican man. She's like pretty much like
you kids, can't believe that his wife, his daughter making

(01:23:29):
a Mexican man about it. I look at the corner
of my eye and having his wife Taty's dog. It's
at the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
That's hilarious?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Was it that night?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Bro, I'm trying to make here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
It was like I was like this, who's with us
that night?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
You and Alfred Ivan, Willie already left, Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
You guys will go there after his Show's are like
after hanging out with Yes, that was like a Wednesday night.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I think Wednesday night, Bro, Like if I sure we
didn't walk to Yodis and we didn't. We were like,
we just said, you know what, bro, let's after the show,
we're just gonna go to the Red Line tavern. We're
not gonna hang out here instead of going or something
or after the show, Bro, we're gonna go to the
bowling that twenty four hours lanes or one of the

(01:24:22):
swingers with.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Oh yeah, we're gonna do that. Or we'd go to
the uh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
The restaurant a bro, we were go fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Dude, yeah the Cold Water it's closed now.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Jerry Jerry's Jerry Beanery, Jerry Daly because they had the bowling.
We're going to Jerry Dally Bro. Jerry Day had late
night bowling there too. Oh man, yeah, Bro, we would
go eat an bellow like I'm a battle dogs treating.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
We'll go anywhere dog or Willie's treating. We'll go, but
we will go to Jerry Daly bro and buy like
we didn't know about Mike rober this you know, rest
in pet wear in his hat. He talked about Maso
ball soups. Know about that. It was this big soup
with a big old around the midling side of it.
But there be a better one, right. I think she

(01:25:13):
was telling me a better chicken ball chicken mataba soup
because they have shredded chicken on top. Bro, and like
the gooley ass broth, so we will eat that. I
would eat that food and uh uh that fucking hammer. Girl,
that's with a regular bread like kind of or tune

(01:25:35):
them out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
So like although food that you guys were like eating
was like very like culturally different compared to people in
your neighborhood that would never try.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Like eating King Tagos all night, like they would never
go to like like till death.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
They're never they will never go to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Here across was eating a jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
They'll never go to fucking what's it called that place
right there on MacArthur Parks.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I don't know, man, why when I was a kid,
my mom and my dad they like fucking Chinatown, so
we were never reach Chinese Chinese food a chinatow Bro,
I can't tell you that we sat down there at
China time to express shoot in the window and then
try to start to make that home. Broad ruined it.
Chop sweep bro with fucking oh man, I'm not trying

(01:26:25):
to make chops, sweet brow. Know what it tastes like.
It tastes like fucking CHOI was just all of Chinese vegetables. Dog,
that's hilarious so bad. When I threw up and it
beat my ass, I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Was just gonna say, like if nobody likes Chinese food.
You kind of suck Chinese food. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
It's especially I like the thick chiwd main Bro, the thick.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Yeah, so want some food. Shut out to my homeboy
passed away.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
He was the first guy I told that I wanted
to your stand up comedian man and shout out to
Moran man. Show his photos. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
He passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
He passed away last last night. I knew him.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Remember he worked at He worked at my high school.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Yeah, Bro, that fool was in a band called fifty
South of the fifty seven and they did a lot
of local bars. That fool was married. They had like
he's to be a chick named Roxy. He was one
of the first fools, bro. Like he like he fucking

(01:27:34):
left the projects and he were living on full some
And that's me right there. Bro, that's our little league.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
We were literal league together nineteen seventy nine. Dog, if
you can find let him to a ride over there.
And Bro, I'm gonna tell you, bro, I know everybody
everybody in his fucking photo right here, right here, next
up by the bottom left right right there, that's Michael
Love right there. That fools to know how to throw
left and right to strike fools out right next to

(01:28:04):
him with Filippe as far as I bro, legend for
losing his glove on right field, that big fat food
and it was daddy, oh bro that for getting mad.
Bro when you when you get a straw and put
it above your lip until do his mouth brode that food.
Name is his name of Lamont, and supposed that he

(01:28:25):
will relate to Hank carry fucking liary and that even yes,
Caesar key, you don't got broke that food next to him,
and they were thinking, I think the name is Albert
and that full suck dog, that fool like strike out dog.
Everybody like it was sad when he was strike caut
dog because people started taking off their cleats. And I'm

(01:28:47):
bro that food left handed and that's for a badass
little player. Bro that food down there, bro thinking name
is wet right there right there, that little food right here,
no no to a left, that's what their number. And
him and I had the same last namesa that little
blonde little fool. His name was Audo. Bro Audo, you

(01:29:08):
know we're there next to him or there, and that
four there is Mario and that four name is Javier.
And that food I don't know his name dog, Sorry,
maybe with Roman and that's Adie Servants And we're sponsored
by Jim Berger. Yeah, and our coach was lou Haysen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
That fool was a straight up German motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
He will merge to a Mexican chicana. And they had
a son named Louis Haysen and and he told beat
his ass and Louis Louis ended up being a demolition
man and during the Gulf War, and that's right there, Bro,
we're I'll tell you a funny thing. Bro. One time,
we're just hanging out right there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Bro, that's been torn down right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Yeah, we were hanging out right there and I was
just drinking a forty ouncer, right, and these fucking cribs
they showed up from Aliso Village and it's and then
like we got from and I told him where I
was from. And but those wood knew me from elementary school,
so they didn't do me. They didn't do nothing right.
And then my homeboy, Bablo, Bablo, he said, fuck you,

(01:30:17):
fuck your fools, racist words he said, and other ship
he said, And then wow, man, they beat the ship
out of him.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
But but people to the people say that fool is down.
And after that, bro, yeah he had a black guy.
He will he'll see like a bunch of people hanging
out together. Fuck your food. You guys don't even come
out of your house to get to help me. And
what am I doing? Brother? You get a forty answer

(01:30:48):
watching it all happen. That's so quiet. Didn't say nothing, though,
don't be playing anyways. That park right there, that's short again.
That right there, that right there has been used in
and a lot of movies, like it was used in
Boulevard Nights because the guy's girlfriend lived in one of

(01:31:09):
these corners. And it was also used in the movie
Blood and Blood Out and Miklo's mom lived in one
of these houses and they showed the exam same scene
and also in that movie, that movie with John Tobota,
White Man's Burden, and they were like it was like
a movie where white people are the are treated like

(01:31:33):
black people and black people are the white people. Like
a change of of perspective. So John Travolta he did
on the projects and he did right there too. Yeah,
White Man's Burden with John Bota brought and then like
it's sucking. They added like a fire right there, bro,

(01:31:54):
and they can something we never we never let fire
keep warm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
He's hot.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
No, it was like this. If anything, I look up,
look for the scene white man burden people. Yeah, Bro,
trying to rob people. It's like because black people took
over the country and now white people are like the
minority and they're like doing everything they normally do, but

(01:32:22):
another being being accounted for it. Now, Damn, that's that's
that's that dog. So that dude.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
I remember I spent the night at his house and
I told that we want to be a comedian.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
That told me that it was going to be in
a band, and he ended up being in a band.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
He worked at my high school. Uh when I when
I was going there, Uh, me and my friend are our.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Lockers got broken into so we didn't have a locker,
so we had to like kind of like get dressed
in his office. And uh, this guy was this guy
was so funny, dude, and like we were always like
like you wouln't make us lie half. And then after that,
like probably ten years later, I remember when I guess
we took a picture by your house when you looked
at Echo Park and then he messaged me, Bro, you

(01:33:09):
remember me, like from years ago, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Like do what the fuck? And like he told me
that he grew up with you?

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
So yeah, I from what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
That fool was, Bro. That fool was. His father was
in a fun in World War two against the Nazis. Dog, Damn,
his father was like older when you had him. Damn, Bro,
that food plays soccer. Bro, Like it's his older brother
soccer league. They're out there playing soccer. Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Is that Mexican?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Yeah, Bro? We used to play baseball under our side.
The neighborhood was a tennis ball Bro. Every fucking day,
Dog Like every day we had enough people to play baseball,
like five against five, Bro. So the baseball field was
no right fielder because that was a full ball. It
was like it was a building and easy home run, Bro.

(01:34:03):
Not fair project at least first playground, and we played
baseball right there. So on on this side, it'll be
home plate and then they'll hit the ball to left field.
And there was a lot of space another building, but
was far enough. We left field center field long enough.

(01:34:24):
We had a first basement and no second basement. We
had a third basement. We had left field and center field.
Put the ball underhand dog. But one time, Bro, we
we played with a fucking overhand softball, bro, like with
a catcher and everything. Bro, I fucking ripped that ball, dog, Like,

(01:34:45):
I fucked that ball up, dog. And every time I
was here, Bromber, I fucked that ball up. We'll get
all man ball never had a chance. I fucked that
ball up.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
That's cool that little like when you like describe I
was growing up there, like you make something like like
a cool ex sense of community, Like, how was it
like doing like like Fourth of July? Man, Just like
everybody just out there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
People just oh man, everybody have illegal fireworks, rockets, dog
and it was like a pot luck like food and
then people shooting guns.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Fuck dude, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
I remember I had to do a project for high school,
and I think and I needed to. I didn't have
all the stuff to do it. We have to make
a thirty second commercial, bro, Damn, we have to write
it down. So I said, what am I gonna? What
am I gonna do? So I remember I told the teacher,
I'll do a soda commercial. So I made us. Uh,

(01:35:44):
I made us. I came up with a soda called
bubble Down or or whatever. It was a soda that
you could drink, but but if you drinking a lot,
you wouldn't feel like acid reflexed like sprite or you know,
or step up. No Burbs, Bro, it was burpoless. It
was burpoless. It was called Burbo, it was called whatever

(01:36:06):
the name of it was, seven down, Bro, or bubbles
down or bubbles done. Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
I came up with it, Bro, and that fool helped
me with the mix of the mixture of the of
the sound. We haven't we had. We had no fucking computer, Bro,
we had. It was just two cassettes, Bro, and stopping
it at the right time. So I had to micro
so so it started off with the Century Fox song

(01:36:35):
Don't don't, don't do Don't this summer coming in a
new soda? You were. And then my friend you had
the problem with burbs. And then my friend George Voskas
he had drank like a whole le, He had drank
three Pepsti's bro. He was ready. He was just burping
his ass and and I said, this soda, Burbo, bubble down.

(01:37:03):
You could drink ten of these. They're not burb and
you could drink this quietly in your classroom without a
teacher knowing and whatever, right, and then I added the
music from fucking Star Wars and you know, stuff that
will cause money to make. But I remember when they played.
When I played it in my classroom, everybody said, play
it again. Played again.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
That's bad. Now you're editing fucking analog style.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
No little dog took consents. B All my songs ended
like this. That was six yeah. Man, poor guy had
a heart attack?

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Was it that? Just when he only had one card?

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Tack?

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
And that's how he went at that widow maker one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
I don't know, man, never let up to that. Fuck
everybody fucking dying.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
I remember one time, Bro, I want to watch that
food play the house party, and that fool had a
bottle of whiskey, like a big one, and he was
trigging it throughout the show and they were using the
bottle as a yeah to make the yeah to make
that like a slide base bro pretty good, though, dog,
but you know how to do it, Broke. He would

(01:38:14):
have been like at least four bands, but one of
the bands he was in and there was it was
all rock and then they knew how to play guitar.
But I started when you were learning how to play.
I remember, we're learning how to play, Bro, but it
just took forever.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Bro. It's all practicing time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
I mean you got a little fools. You always hear
him play in his bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Bro, you know, I mean, oh man him and night.
One time we were making fun of this fat fool
named Isaday because that fools a lied a lot of goose. Bro,
this fat name Ice Deck Bro broke his ankle and
kneecap trying to ride this guy's bicycle and he told
him not to ride the bike. He got on it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
It took like four rides it broke and he broke
his ankle, Bro, and he snapped, you were the kind
of dude that walk up to you, Bro and high
school goal. I guess what, guys what I was standing
over outside my house and these two chicks fucking rape me.

(01:39:18):
What do you mean they raped you? Yeah? Man, he
just grabbed me and went to the house and got
me naked, and like one of those chicks, man, she
was she was like touching my packer.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Man, and he was hard the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Yeah, and then start feeling on those tds.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
By the way, we're feeling those t ds man like,
and then nobody believed that fool man, so we had
something started calling that full lies behind it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Some fools. We can't take this big dude, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Like one time after a while, Bro, like when we
will seeing like something this big and then s oh, man,
that's what I used to use it to blow bubbles
with it. We see a big ass turkey and we
got all that his chicken tender stupid Black's cool, cool, Bro.
When I came out of rehab, I didn't have no
many have that many friends no more. Everybody had moved

(01:40:16):
on with their lives, you know. I was then rehab
for about a year, and somehow I saw I was
coming from the Archdiasis of Los Angeles because I'm Catholic
with Roger Mahony. Yeah, Bro, I went over there, bro,
and I waited for like how long to get some money, dog,
and he gave me a check, bro, And they gave

(01:40:37):
me a bouchers for bus passes for the whole year. Damn.
I knew where to get the hook a drug addict.
So a lot of people do that, bro, and they
use it for bad. I was doing it for good.
So when I was leaving. I saw that poon on
a bus and said, what's up, liaac a man, I
don't line no more. He was the kind of dude that, like, BRO,

(01:41:00):
tell you said, Michael Jackson use the restroom.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Michael Jackson did in his restaurant, my house, my sister did,
My sister did.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
So he was like one of those liars, like like
like those lines don't even make sense though, like what happened, Bro,
I was studying chocolates, fucking lady man started grabbing my BP, BRO,
and I went into our house.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Thinking about the two chicks raping them.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Two chicks raped them. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
We had a guy like that in our high school, Bro,
and uh, he will tell everybody's like lies. And then
one day he wasn't in school and then like all
I wasn't sorry talking class home. Will we tell you this?
Yeah yeah, And we start calling him mother goose because
like he made up so many fucking stories.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
I lied to dogs, Bro. One time I was running,
Bro drunk. It was all mad and I twisted my
ankle my first time, and I told everybody got to
jump by Nazi dog. Everybody was one of the one,
the only only one for him. Believe me, Bro, he
was like this, where are you at?

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Questions? Bro, like Columbo ship one more thing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Man, that's a good one though, And they came out.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Of the trunk the truck had to make swastie. I
got jumps that someone someone was about to get a
jump right now to.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Attacked the ankle.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
I sucked on my legs so bad, Bro that I
couldn't do this. For a while, I felt I was
running Phil the cops are coming, so everyone would run.
I found a ditch probably so this no, this part
right here. I couldn't do this the hip. I couldn't
you know the muscle, the muscle that makes you do this, Yeah,

(01:42:39):
I guess that's your hip. I couldn't move it dark
really so yeah, but I told other homies bro jump
about he raised the Nazis. It's funny because I'm the
I'm the only one from them that is into punk music,
that's into heavy and then to really punk, you know,
like I was into like grocery everything. I got in

(01:43:00):
because the homie groch that that fools also man d
R R and all that. It's just still t shirts
broke from clothes hangers and put them on.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Man, that's real punk right there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Yeah, man, So the point, bro, how you got question questions?

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
There's always one that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Though, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Dude walking with a painting goes? Because I walking on?
What happened? I got jumped? Man? I should have just
why didn't? Why do you even lie? You got jump?

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Just an impulse? I guess you know you have to
go with it because they didn't look like a liar.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
If you don't, you know, it makes you sound cool too.
You don't want to be like Isaac Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
Yeah, or sometimes you know, like like I would want
somebody to feel sorry for me, like me and my
babe mom want to kick me out of the house,
or my mom kicked me out, or smoking PCP or
something or something bad. He goes, Man, Hey, man, when
you're hanging out with your friends, but they have places,
they have homes to go to, yeah I got Yeah,

(01:44:06):
you're gonna sleep in the park. Yeah, but imagine that
the words, Bro, when you're trying to spend the night
of that somebody's house is married with a baby mama.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Bro, it's usually cool with the guy, but then the
guy has to go in there and ask, and that's
when you hear an argument.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Dude, his babym gonna looks at you know, I like
to date the guy. You want to know. It's sad though.
I remember going to hanging out laid dog looking for
foods that want to hang out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
You're you're, you're the what's next?

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
What happens? I'm going to tell your lady. Bro. She
asked me where you're at? You tak her? Bro, you
saw him in the sixty three bridge, all sad, you know,
just like this tearing down just to give him a thought.
That awfully, But you're trying to kill himself.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
That tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
You're sleeping at my house, bro, and you like Coco.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Somebody's house is the worst, but they give you like
you're gonna get a shitty blanket or no blanket.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Yeah, you gotta huddle like against like to get warmed
on the fucking couch.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Dude. Bro, you're stare at somebody's house and you leave
your food there and then that eat it. But oh
my daughter, bro, she was laying up at her cousin's
house or a friend's house right just renting, living in
the room. I mean, and I took her to later.

(01:45:32):
I took her to me and list. I took her
to mister Pizzas Dominio's late at night. You know you
know that place Fairfax, kind of the big cow zone. Bro,
she only made.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Half you pass after?

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Yeah, well she had half fucking da got up in
the morning and and I'm early before everybody ate that
ship with what was bro?

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Where's that man need the cow zone?

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
He was supersant, said that he was. It was he
staying there is something that was cold in the middle
was still good? A big you know, he sucking pies up?
You know how to warm up a cow zone?

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
They never you never seen one before?

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Bro, He's confused like a big But it's so funny though,
just what you said right there, and it's so bro,
How the fun did you not eat it up?

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
How did you know? He goes? He was asking, he goes,
he goes up and pizza then, Bro, that's who never
seen a cow zone? Bro, it's all about pizza and casadia.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
His mind is blown.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
Then especially you know you're not supposed to eat that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
BROK know, I can't say the name somebody that ate
your ship at work or at home.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Work and side. I don't give a funk. If you
really wanted, you can fucking have it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
But yeah, I did to eat that was good. Fucking
One time I left the tuna mil half a tuna mel.
They fucking yanked it left.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
It's the worse when you when you have when you're
thinking about the leftovers the whole time you're you're like,
oh fuck yeah, and then you get home it's already eating. Bro.
That's yeah, that's the worse.

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
And I tell you, man, the fucking the housekeeper, she
took my fucking power cake, bro Master that I was
in Belgium, I left it out, dude, and I thought, okay,
I'm just go like we didn't even leave food. And
it was like we didn't leave over. We didn't even
a daytime. And they cleaned the room. We left at night.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
They came in at night.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
They did the little plush, the plush they do with
a coup and then they take the blankets out. They
did like minor cleaning.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
I had a big cake like this fat the other half,
Oh ready to I would ready to eat that, Bro,
and be shining like that. I feel the heats of
that cake come on, get at me in One hour later,
Bro and Bro she fucking took it. I want you
complain downstairs too, Bro, want my sixty bucks? She ate

(01:48:01):
my assessant my cake?

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
What they say?

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
Nothing? Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Oh my what cake?

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
Who throws away a cake that's there?

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
Bro, Who in the right mind is like the person
staying there? It'll be in the trash if it's on
the table, you know you're gonna fuck with it later.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Yeah, dude, I told you, I don't really tell me.
For one time I figure out what hotel was. It
took no, bro, fucking I like, I don't. I don't
like people coming in, you know, to clean it. But remember, like, dude,
fucking I had like okay, so it was afternoon and
I had my cum sock on the bed, Bro, and
then I came back.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
It was all tugged.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
It was she she fucking like fucking she folded it, Bro,
like she knew it, like it smelled, Bro, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Fucking this lady sucking put it like she put the
blanket in and the bitch I was not done, you know,
did my ship here? She pulled my cumb my cumb sock, Bro,
Like what the accused of a rape?

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Fucking Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
It was, Yeah, I busted probably three loads in there too. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
At least she kept the sock, but she folded it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Bro, you get folded after I had a couple of
loads in there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Yeah, because I busted the night before afternoon and then yeah,
and then like I was, I was thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Yeah, mean buster?

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
What some food podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
Go check out the My dates are coming up. I'm
gonna be at the Irvine improv in a couple of weeks, Homie.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
That's probably the best one because they have the Umami
Burger next door.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
And I'm coming to lots of places. Man, I'm going
I'm doing a show with Thunder Valley with Frankie. Check
out that show, man. How what some food you got? Ready? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
For see the rapids and I'm excited for fucking casino food. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
No, right, have you got to checked out the food
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(01:50:18):
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Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
Hell yeah, dude, what soft for?

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
See you guys next time, man,