August 7, 2025 • 110 mins
Butch Escobar joins Felipe and Rodrigo together this week with no guest, just stories.
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Felipe - @ Felipeesparzacomedian
Butch - @ butchescobar
Rodrigo - @ rodrigotorresjr
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LINKS (Instagram)
Felipe - @ Felipeesparzacomedian
Butch - @ butchescobar
Rodrigo - @ rodrigotorresjr
Hear about Felipe's tour dates, new merch drops & more by signing up @ http://felipesworld.com
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
What some fool what some full podcast, man, the only
(00:33):
podcast that didn't that didn't set loud man during the election.
Nobody's going after us and blaming us for anything because
we're like, we're middle of the ground, man, and we
just know the headlines. We don't real need to hear
(00:53):
the full story. So you have a nice story politically,
and if it's loud and remember, we're probably gonna jump
on it and talk about it and not really read
the whole story, just like the headlines, like oh ship,
we're those Epstein files And for us this podcast, we
don't really dig into where they are or who's on
(01:16):
the list. We just wanted to come out. That's like
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We don't. We don't really care who's on the list
because we already know who's on the list.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's Joy Medina and Willie Barsenna. They've been on the list.
They've been quiet. They've been very quiet. Right now, Joy Medina,
Ernie g Willi Bartena, Jess Garcia, Renee Vodka. They'll be
really quiet about this list.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's right, you know what us yeah with you, because
you know, man.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
They'd be like, oh, let's talk about it, man, I
don't want to like talk and talk to my mainstream,
like like on current Events.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was talking to Rename and I brought up every
scene and he disappeared.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He ran out me too, Bro, I had a willing
Bud said I was an empty list. He goes brought
out my favorite character from Welcome Back Hotter, and of
course I didn't get the references.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It was back to the seventies.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Since the beginning of you, Bro, you live in Riverside,
used to hang around with your friends like Jerry and
those guys.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, that guy talk about it or they don't care,
they don't.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Give a ship, because I got time for that right now, man,
I gotta I gotta pay rim Man driving a cab.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, dude, last time he was working for a painting company.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Were you know with Jerry from Voodoo and either he
plays drugs for okay?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh yeah, dude, you want to know something.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You've been talking about Voodoo as long as I didn't
know you were talking about Voodoo Glow Skulls.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Tell me about he told you he was baby talking
about Boodoo Donuts.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I thought there was another band that I never heard
of called Voodoo. That's why I'm talking about Ski him right,
and all that together, bro, And like I listen, I've
been listening to voodoos calls.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Forever speaking of yeah forever. I'll look up that book
History of SKA.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh. I was gonna ask you what our next subject
should be.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't know if it's gonna be that one, but
I want you to learn Find that book, bro, and
read it. By next week we're gonna have the author
of that book on the show. Hell yeah, I did
his podcast This food Goes like he could break down
rocks against the genre of Scott from from reggae to
fucking rock Staddy to the other one before. But he
(03:47):
said that sky was before all that ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
If you see the early recordings of the Whalers with
Bob Marley, that's the genitor about it. Yeah, dude, it's
basically the root boy, like you know, little hat, little
black suit, little pinstripe. But right, the early whaler stuff
has the beginning of all that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Stop that train I want to get in.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, and then it hopped over the pond to England, dudek.
All the influence came from England to Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's how it came to us is from England.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And then you have the waves right, the new wave,
two tone, all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That fool gonna be here. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I did his podcast because he he told me that
when I did the podcast, he spoke to Eddie, that
guy Eddie can see us from Voodoo and he spoke
to Jerry because when when we were talking about when
I did his podcast, he made a reference to They
told me that you did the podcast one time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Because he tagged me in the post. And then a
lot of fools because with your picture on it, then
a lot of fools just started coming on me.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Hey dog, I'm on dude. I wasn't on the pod.
Was on the pod by sharedy because they tagged me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Because they talked the the author of the book talked
to Jerry and Eddie and and they were like, and
they told them they told him about me how we
went to do a podcast. When they were recording the
first one, they asked me, the didn't even go well,
huh and it goes and then and I was honest, brother,
they didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
These guys have not seen each other probably in six months,
and they were getting they were rehearsing for their road tour,
the road gig and you know, man, if you have,
if you haven't, if you had a problem with somebody,
you didn't fucking take care of it six months ago,
a year ago. You know, man, they're still lingering. That's
(05:35):
the sense I got. And so they were. They were
not too comfortable doing a podcast at that time, which
is fine with me because we already recorded.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well so fool for Fat Randy.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, so what's some food podcast? We got a bunch
Escobar right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Here, everybody. I don't know why I said it like that.
I don't know. So you used to skate back of
the Day or what I love? I loved.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I used to listen to Monkey all the time. I
went through like at least the three or four variations
that they went through, you know, like I mean obviously
it's like I actually didn't hear Sublime and stuff until
like I got older. I was like Operation Ivy against
Apartheid the first record came out, like you know, you
(06:20):
go back to eighty six and that's like kind of
like that's kind of like how like the Scott Corp
all that stuff came out of Yeah, Leston Jake, all
that stuff now all the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Way to Propa Gandhi. Yeah, I fucking but that's an.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
East Bay treasure out there, is Operation Ivy. Yes, absolutely,
they're the ones that you know brought you know, got
a rock.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I feel like.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You couldn't, like, like unless you were like super into
hip hop, you know, like you really couldn't avoid SKA
in the Bay Area because it was so fucking huge, dude,
because of the big bands that came out of there,
you know. Like so I I didn't even listen to
Scott when I was introduced to it, like as in
my twenties, like eighteen nineteen, and then I was like,
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this is.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
The best fucking music I ever heard. In the horns
in the mix and all that stuff. Yeah, I like
Turtles the Turtle, Birdle the Turtle. What's up everybody? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Quick needs to show you guys. We have some memorabilia here.
This is my underwear from the Fully Loaded Cruise, my underwear, right,
and it comes with cookies and somebody made for me
for that show. And there's passes that don't work anymore
(07:34):
anywhere else. I've never worn these underwears. But if you're
a part of the burg Krasher fan and you wanna
you wanna get this. The bidding stars at twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You're giving it away, bro forty whatever. Man, it's gonna
go to a cause. I had twenty ready records. It's
gonna go to a nice cause.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We're gonna pick a charity and we're gonna give it
away to them. If you want to take this with you,
it's already signed, the ship staying on it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I was gonna say, you should have said that you
didn't wear them because you don't know who I buy.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Man. We have a boom box that goes with it too.
That's a badass box.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We have a boom box that goes with that, and
you could talk to it. You could walk around, man,
and do like your own crowd work at parties.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Those are great for the radio. Oh man, have you
guys seen heard this?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There you go right there, boom that's right, man. You
could have the official package people. It's all from the
from the from.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The show man. Man, we got the underwear here. Man.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh yeah, I'm clearing up my closet. You're like a
guy that was all into eminem when he came out.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It was I was bro I said, my closet.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I know you're not in insight.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I didn't get ready to eat moms that I kind
of lay everydem where. I was like, that's kind of
where I fell off of them. And now, dude, that
thing's fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Also, we're gonna throw in this this.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Boom box right here. People look at that. This you
could wire you could like log in through your phone
and you could be walking.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Around like.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You can redo that scene from Deathways too when that
guy tried to block the bullet with a boombox.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh yeah, that's what the airport? What's up everybody?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But you can walk around, turn on the turn on
the boom box, and then walk around the party. And
I keep saying, yeah, man, do like some some fucking
crowd work, hey t Yeah, how those hemorrhoids? A don't lie?
You're here to look like it is coming on that.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You can walk around making fun of your other THEA.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The dark one?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And what's up ta? How come theola end up looking
like Sila Cruise at the year name put it in
that work.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Though anyway, So yeah, that's how we roll. And the
microphone also, and it actually like old school and these batteries.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wiles, dude, that's tight. This doesn't charge, it does charge,
but in batteries bidding that twenty dude, that's fucking great.
So we got all there. Man, you know what, you
picked the price here.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But if I like the price, but let's go to
like animal shelter or something, you know whatever, go to
charity that's your sister's name, right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Fucking choty chart. They're raising a make shout out to
shout out the shot.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
At the Escobar, shot at shot at.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
So brother, you make the camera. You're high only dog.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You got technical difficulties. I go like this, I'll be in.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Man, I was watching Taxi Driver. I didn't I started
watching it, bro just that one the beginning of the
scene when he when he kills the first dude, the
guy goes, I don't know, I don't know what to
do right now whatever, So he grabs it goes. The
guy grabs a gun away from him, and then he goes,
this is the fifth time you hit me. That the
(11:47):
fifth time the guy robs him. He should know my
name right now anyways. Man, So after he fucking the
nero kills him, that fool gets like a two by
fours fucking about what he did.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Dog all that rage dude from getting stuck all those.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Times something getting robbed like times, So it's a fifth
time this month.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I robbed? Bro, How you Create a Monster? Full?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I saw that movie, but I can't remember a lot
of it really because I saw it so long ago.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But I remember really loving it. Talking to me, Bro,
I was talking to rod Rigo. You're talking to me,
We're talking to somebody.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I was talking about Rigo because he was all awkward, right,
and he was like normal, but then he went crazy,
because that's what it was, is that he went like he.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
He didn't know how to talk to women.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Remember Felipe, So he was an incel basically kind of pretty.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Much with a Vietnam Yeah, remember that those little eggs.
He had some scramble scrab like.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
The scene and the diner where he's just talking to
other cabbies and then the gun and then uh some
Jodie Foster scenes.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, Bro, she was little. Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, this was come on, bro, when you saw that
movie and he was and he took that and he said,
I'll take it to the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Did you think he was gonna take her to a porn.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Nought, Peter Patter or something?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Well, there was a Peter, but they went to those
basic those jack shots. Right have you ever have you ever.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Been in one of those? Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know it's sad about the Robert de Niro's character
in that movie is that he really thinks that he'd
picked up was the only woman working at that place
while he's buying popcorn to go see you and asking
for extra napkins to go watch that porn. Like there
he already he's already going in there to be a perver, Right,
(13:41):
he's gonna go jack out. Yeah, and there's a girl
cashier like and he goes, hey, what are you doing
next Friday?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know you're not doing not joking off here? Eh,
it's hard to be a Wait, what world do you
think that guy gonna get a date? Was that ship?
Something's loosen there?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Bro, Like, that's that's like some far round confidence, bro dude,
that is what world?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You think that? Not in this world?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Some guys gonna go to a porn place watch a
porn and she's gonna say, you know what, man, you've
been coming here like five times a week.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Man, man draining yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You've been coming here five times a week.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I didn't notice in that.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I did notice when the light was on that when.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
They say your day, when you walk into a fucking
jerk shack, I noticed that.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm you're talking to me because I noticed you're coming
here five times a week, sometimes three times a day,
and they turned the lights sound and when you're they
cut your masturbayed, I know that you don't have a
wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
All crusty, huh. I never. I went once with a
homie and we didn't know who we were. We went.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
So we had just turned eighteen and so we were
we're just tripped a city or where.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
No, it was in San Jose.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It was called the Burbank Theater, bro, And anybody from
San Jose can tell you, like.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Back in the day, Bro, that was.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
A dirty ass place, right, And we didn't have a car,
nothing dog.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So we're like my buddy's like, dude's found his bird there.
Did like, oh yeah, totally, we gotta switch around because
we're having some technical difficulty for saving that birth the rest.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But so anyway, so there's a little tiny, the big
island in the middle of San Jose called Burbank. It's
a city, of it's a city and it's the only
place that they had like portal shops because Sano didn't
allow that ship just in that. Yeah, it was like
ten blocks. So we go into this like jerk shack, right,
this jerk place.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We're doing ay dog.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
We didn't even talk about jerking off when we're that age,
you know, like to each other, like we didn't like
it wasn't a public thing, and it was weird that
it was happening, you know. And so we walk in, dude,
and we're sitting down and watching this like porno. And
then I see a dude next to my buddy hits
me and he goes, look at that guy over there,
and I see, I see him.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
He's a professional going off really.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, So so he's jerking off and then the other
guy's jerking off.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
And then it's like and I like, and I got
you guys are jerking off in the open.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You got to have a little cube, bro, they're fucking
in the theater, like and they're fucking just jerking so
you can get shot then by somebody bro like that
and that was how it was, bro And then like
there were dudes in the oh, that was what happened.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He hits me again.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
He goes look behind us, and there's a dude sucking
off another dude.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
How did you know if he was tapping you or
he was doing jerking off or are you.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Down for something? Bro?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It's like it's like the straightest person I've ever met
in my life.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Dude is this guy? And he like, I just was like, yeah,
we gotta get out of here. Bro, Like, let's just
fucking go.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
We gotta get out of this plea out And there's
a guy watching TV with his feet up.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Hey bro.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
They even have a popcorn machine and it says three
dollars for the popcorn?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Right, who's eating this popcorn? Change the flavor? Even Moore?
I go, hey bro, I'm leaving.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I go, hey man, there's fucking people jerking off in there.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You just tell him to knock it off. You get
him with the mop pop I want. I told you you.
And I went into another comic. I went to North Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We went in there and they had a mirror there.
But and I asked to what the mirror for for
me to be a lookout?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Okay, all right, all right, Well the mirror is for
once you put the corner in the thing, it lifts up.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Then you gotta put no, not that one, the one
when you rent the video. Oh there's a mirror.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Because I was gonna say I walked into the wall,
af Fernando.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
That's that's the one that sound Fernando, Bye bye Hyperion.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, it's no longer there, but they had the mirrors
there so they can look and see if somebody's in
there messing around.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But you know I'm going off right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
But there there's a trick.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You could put the curtain over it and I can't
see the mirror. You guys know about the Lusty Lady, right,
tell us about your aunt.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, Lady Lady was a strip joint in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Musty Lady, Yeah, and it was owned by the strippers.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Actually it was a co op.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
But you walk in and you slide a dollar in
and a fucking window goes up and they're all like dancing.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
They're all dancing in this room.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You right, you were spraying that blady too.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I sprayed it before. That's how I knew about it.
Go ahead, bro, But.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
They're all dancing back there, and every once in a
while you hear someone go you can't jerk off in there.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Stop jerking off. I need another hand.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And then the do that they plays have a phone
when you talk to her.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, they just talked through the window. But they're dancing
like it's a strip joint.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Can you see the other guys though you only see yourself.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
If you look close enough, you can see them in there, dude,
doing their thing.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But if you pay enough, that's the thing is like,
if you pay enough, they let you jerk.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
They would let you jerk. I don't know this personally,
but they like jerk off in there.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
And and but if you were like, because you should
go stop jerking off and there, you can't jerk off
for just two dollars and you know, and I'm sorry,
our like security would.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Come in, dude.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
And that's the origins of the jiz mopper because that
was his job to go mop up the jiz if
fools rolled their unloading.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But that place was famous because it was a co op.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I don't think there was anything really I guess
there was something like it, but I.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Take about it, Bro, Like, who who came up with that?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Like, hey man, you know what starting food?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Now? That's done? Bro? How about a bar is noah? Bro?
Everybody had the bar. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Everybody had the bucket bar carooke machine. Nah, bro about
boxing lesson, Now they got boxing. I'm a laundromat, like
two larger bats over there. What we're gonna have here
in Van Ice? I know it bro a circle where
people could jerk off.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
With a phone, with the phone so you could talk
to her, yeah, because it was extra to talk on
the phone. Yeah, Bro, I did.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And actually a podcast there where a girl was actually
stripping on the phone and you just talked. The first
time I went there, I didn't know what was going on, Bro.
I just sat there like a nerd, and a girl
kept dancing. And now that you guys talking about you
gotta pay for her to get on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I noticed that.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I remember that she kept pointing that with her feet
the phone because it's extra money for her hands.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You could tip them and then you know she talks
dirty you or all that stuff. That's crazy, dude, But
you can't.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You're the thing is you're supposedly not supposed to jerk
off in those booths.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, but if you pay enough, that's the thing. Dog.
You know everybody's they used to be.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The that places right on the corner Bro from HERESHI there, get.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
The fuck out of it. There's a podcast a while back.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
There's That's the thing is that you know, like when
we were I was a kid, dude, they were like,
we're too young for me. It was too young for
to see it. I think all of us were. But
they were having live sex on stage and like on
Broadway and then like red light districts throughout the country,
and then that turned into just stripping and then.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
And now for there was like so many city.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I str to figure out how this guy got away
at that city planning meeting bro with his business right,
how does he sell this to the to the business manager?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Bro? Like brocency. They asked him, like how do he's
get away with it?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Like like I know that guy interviewed everybody and said, okay,
we know that.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What are you gonna do, sir? I'm gonna wash clothes. Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I've been in the business in launde of masks, but
I don't know, Bro, like I know how to wash clothes.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm Chinese and and I have and a Mexican Bro.
I've been I used to have a drag eating in Tijuana,
you know, And I had I have the fucking money here.
The same guy with the launder mask. Brow what do
these guys say, bro? When when when he started setting
up fucking random curtains that go up and down to
(22:29):
full seventy nine phones and the phone company said, wait
a minute, a man, the way, I'm I'm going to
connect nine fucking phones to one line. And this guy said, no.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, no, no no no no no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Just make sure they talked to somebody in the front
and they put dollars in because that's like some that's like,
that's like somebody invented that the dollar machine took for
the phone to go on.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
If you look in the state of California or certain
areas in California, how they allowed the strip to ship
completely naked. But you can't have alcohol there, right, So
if the girls ain't completely naked, they don't have to
have alcohol.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
There's little things like that to put it in place
in order to do this.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
But I'm asking this. I know a strip bar. A
guy came in with a strip bar, and that's you know,
we're gonna be women here naked. There's gonna be women
here naked. They're gonna dance and we might sell food
that we give him gulping forward next door. But what
did this guy say, bro for this type of business? Like,
I know there's hoes, I know there's fucking h nasty laws,
(23:32):
but I just want to know what was his his
cell for these because I know you can't say strip
bar what is he gonna stay back?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
But he's gonna say but less or less good ones
is another one got a burlessed license and no alcohol license.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
But even like in a in like Texas, they have
strip clubs, they have tassels what I mean, so they
always have.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Different and also depends on jurisdiction.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You've been with a strip barber will have the wax
and then like you you buy the mission and it
stays in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No dog, that's and it's like eating a wasp a
little honeycomber Bro. No, Like, I don't know, that's kind
of a lot. You not extra. When I was young,
maybe I.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Would then TJ Bro. They have pasties, but that's the
real cheap pastry.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
They were like the ones that little tie you put
on the floor brough the bathroom spackle.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Sometime I've been a teacher, there was no pasties or
no there, I don't have no not the t J.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I just put a little limb on the taco sauce
right here, Bron, I know, but like just like sometimes
like that kind of stuff of course, like a it's
a peep show man, right, but you know probably there's
probably like some kind of orderness and state of bad eye.
And that's three lancaship, which is I know the we
(25:01):
are far from a school, very far from a school.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
It's gonna add over there in a right the six
o five meets the ten. There's valley right well, that
valley Felipe goes all the way to Fontana Rialito and
that stuff. And always on valleys. There's always on that
stually boulevard that have strip clubs and they have a
massage parlors where that's the area that you go. But
it's also it's an industrialized part of all those cities, you.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Know what they have there and dirty ass valley they
have Leo and actual collision in he does great body work.
He runs It's Time Ready podcast with Rodrigo and Martin
Rizzo around the corner and he'll give you a fifty
percent deductible and you can use the other fifty percent
(25:47):
to go to that.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You know, if you're in an accident.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Just mentioned Philippe as Farsa, call them at six two
six three three zero a one zero zero. Leo active
collision in Lapente. He does great bodywork. He runs the
It's Not Revery podcast. Fifty percent of your deductible? Man,
(26:20):
how can you beat that?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Bro? Can't beat it? Bro, can't beat it.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You know, you never know what's going to happen, Bro,
you might and also man, Leo is the kind of
guy that will take quiet bro. Like like if you
have a car and your side check ran into it
randomly brun took off and your wife saying, how come
you're not personal charges on that bitch? You're gonna let
her run away like that? You sure got it for information?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Leo fixed it without asking no information, Bro, Just bring
your insurance.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
He wanted to ask you like with that? Was that
your wife in the car without your berry mom in
the car?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Nah? None of that, bro, very district love that about him.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So man, you know what that food has. If you
want to dump a dog, throw it over his yard
that wool keep it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Did not get this guy's address, brot like twenty dogs
in his backyard.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's where the dog was he found and that food
that that that food. That dog sleeps all day, bro,
and at nighttime he's watching over that Bundo.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Bro the bond at the old school. Bro. You know
old school was bro Bo.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, it's illegal in California. Yeah, only legal. It's as
fun because the smell. The last time I saw bundo
was when they murdered those dudes and blood and blood out.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh my god, those fucking fields were bad. Right, you
can get high off that stuff. This smell like hate
A little bit, I might explain why I am.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Bound on your head the bundle, right, Broo, just put
a little bondo, put a little bondo on them, Bronnay
there like walking off jfk Le.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Dude. You can't fix ledholes with bondo. Bro. You ever
see that where they put the ramen in there and
then they go to fix like the corner of her
car like a porcelain toilet. That's how they did. That's
when they first got Kennedy in, Bro, That's what they did.
They patched it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
When the people who actually do that, they put a
piece of rama and they blow it up, and I'm like, okay, yeah,
but roaches are little gog E did know they're gonna
go in there and go, what the fuck is our birthday?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I love those video.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I love those fucking videos. The I Y videos off
of Yeah D do yourself. It makes sense to because
you feel that area was something very light.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know you dropped that thing again, it's gonna crack open.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I people get away with stuff that I can't like.
There was this joby girl and she'll wear no girt
and she felt a guitar and her her clitteress was
playing a guitar.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
What song, bro, But it was no clit beef.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It was real roast beef though. But everybody thinks that
it's just gonna be naked, but that'tually a real roast
beef and it's slapping a guitar.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That's they can find that video.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Look find a player, bro, just just put of beef,
skirt plays guitar. I would say, ye see, I was
gonna I think I didn't share that, but that but
that would get me, That will get me blocked.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
But I did share a woman, a homeless woman. The
guy talking ship to somebody in Mexico and this homeless
lady pushing a car passes by, and the guy who
was doing all the talking, she squeezed the ball, the
guy's balls, Bro, and then he stops the guy's balls
and he stops arguing that killed it. I share that, Bro.
I couldn't go live anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Bro, you wann't know something here? Look check it out. No, look,
it's not even right. She sounds like Randy Road. Bro.
How old is she? Bro? I know that young? When
did you get that? John back? I think I know her.
I recognize that girl.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I think I know you actually got mad at me, Broke.
I called her George jar Beans.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
These birth curtains are nonchal lot. Do you ever have
beef perching at that before? If I had no dog,
I don't know. It's weird, Bro, I have. I used
to date a lot of fat chicks. She didn't have that.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
When I was a woman with that had her lip
chains like that, and it was weird because like what
she got off me and felt like her vagina was
giving me a standing ovation because it was kept clapping, Bro,
And I was like, well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It looks like you give it a little salut. That's
only doing one show man, but there's another one, bro,
don't know, the one with the blonde chick, the blonde
girl playing beef skirts.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
So I know what you're talking about though, because like
I shared, like a not even a fight, it was
an altercation and I got banned for like thirty days.
And then fucking like Mario super Salazar had straight up
people fighting on his thing, and I'm like, you don't
get bad.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I think it's not. I never even get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
For that, bro, Mario Salazar, do you have Maroo?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Was fucking what play it? I read?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I went to Maroo Salasar's I always going to Mario Salads.
Shout up to Super Mario Brothers, Marrio Saladar. He's sober
and that's what a lot of shows in Texas, bro, Like,
he'll do shows in a tackle house two hundred people there, Bro,
it didn show at a bar two hundred. Well, anyways,
this food was not complaining. He was just drawing attention
(31:46):
to this comment that was on the show. He was
a headliner, and when he came out after he headlined,
he was gonna set up with Merge. He said this
food had a fucking flea market already set up and
had the prime spot, a ten minutes spot.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
No way he had like baseball, he was.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
The headliner, the guy who put the merger with, not
the headliner.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
That's fucking the curse of ambition over here, Bro, No, no, no,
thye turkey, huh is this it better be a white girl?
That little Canadian ham Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh you swear that clean? Bro. That could have been
produced a little bit better. But yeah, man, it was
a slow as ball. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That was like you know, you know, I wanted to
be more natural, dude, like you felt.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Be funny with an older lady, and they would have
got like some brisket.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Bro. That's a beat up brisket top over here.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Then, oh my god, dude, Yeah, you can't make those videos, BROT,
might well just get racist with that.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You have a Latina girl, go down, Bro, and it's
tota slapping each other flower Brot, white shake, Bro, wonderbreasts
slapping each other, sweeping into the golden sun, fucking two
(33:22):
Asian woman two one times?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Bro? No, yeah, why not in a Salvadorian would it
would be a composed spin and half bro some cord
in there, some cortillo.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
How about a Russian but about Yeah, a Russian bro,
it'll be a fucking two piece of bologney wrapped around
and adda tracks with bro. Oh, I don't feel nothing
at all. What about ancients? Will you one time?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Tell me Asian one time?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Bro? Armenian bro two fake ideas?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
The bro.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Who fucking stolen like this Ja's traudling.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's funny, man, It's funny like when you go to
European racism because there's like when they go out each
other bro, like Croatians against Russian and they was like
this Croatian guy had a post you go look Russian
wedding and it was bro an old lady. She was
wearing track pants and this guy was wearing track pants
(34:32):
and the other guy wearing a track pant. But they
all have t pants. Levi's too expensive, bro, never trade
in my car one time?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
But against gesus are expensive in Russia.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Right, yeahywhere in Mexico is way more than it is here.
That's why they come over here.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Levi's super That would be a that would be a
power thing. Then because Vladimir Putin he wears a lot
of jeans, Bro, does he really?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh yeah, then there's a picture of him in a
Canadian tuxedo hall with a bottle like Jay Leno the
bottom of the Tommy.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I'm not can't wear that, bro, like a denim shirt
and denim pants. You wear that, broo an inmate.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
But you were fuck no, dude, because I did have
to wear that before.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Why where were you working at?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
In jail?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You get.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You get one denim coat and then you get orange
and orange top and orange bottom.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Thirty thirty days one time, and then ninety days.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Another, and then a bunch of weeks in between. Nothing
big though. Traffic by.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So sometimes I stumble into some crazy videos of random people, bro,
like random Joe's that become popular and become famous. He
had like five minutes of fame. I remember when Jay
Leno he will go around out and talk to random
people and go, hey, man, what do you do for
(36:03):
a living? Right, and they'll just be funny jaywalking. They
don't get funny. But now, man, I let the random
joke could be popular.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Check out this guy man, Jay Rod Electrics. Hey, this
is Jay Rod, and listen, bro. If you want to
do electricity, bro, you gotta go like an electricity.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
School, bro, and you really want to you wanna do it, Bro.
You gotta do it, Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
And and you get your tool box Bro. No, it's okay.
On Instagram named Jay Rod. I'm twenty six years old.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You're gonna get to two box Bro. And and you're
gonna be like get job Bro. You post it up
on TikTok show your work, Bro.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
And if that doesn't work, Bro, you know what bro
live Bro? The pool player right yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Looking up, we are j Rod jay a Rod on
Instagram electric who if you don't and now that ship
don't work?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Bro? And he takes that man, he might he might
he might have sign go just live bro. Hey Bro,
if you like playing pool Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
At six in the morning and the old lady kicked
you out of the pad at two in the morning,
I'm gonna be in the park Bro giving out shotouts, Bro,
because I got a hundred shotouts to do.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Bro. They pay me like twenty dollars to the shoutouts.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Keep on the lights, Bro. He really works on his
shoutout Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, play player, Bro. No, not that one, play the
one where he has that list, that list of people
he's gonna give give shoutouts to.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Go down, go down, Go down, Go down, Go down,
go down right there, No, the one we are, he's
holding a bunch of papers. Go down, go down, go down,
go down with the papers.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah yeah, Bro, listen, Bro, I gotta do all these shoutouts.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Bro, I don't just make shut up, brom really right down?
What I wanna say it? Like this guy Bro, he
saws in La Puente. Bro, and there and I heard
from what I hear the delicious bro him and that
we're playing pool Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, Bro, he's a good guy. So all those people
are there that list are all people that gave him
fifty bucks, one hundred bucks to mention their job.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We got more ads on the day that we have
for the podcast, only.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Thirty two thousand, Bro. But it's getting big bro doing Bro.
I don't know how he does his voice.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You're play him talking bro your headphones anyway, shout out
to that kid.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
He's only twenty six. Bro to the one where he's
outside that bar. You like playing pool bro at six
in the morning, Bro.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
The sundown that one think that Chickholm Bro's not the
astic guy right there.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
We'll come down here to the sundance room. You found it.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
He's like he's standing outside of the fucking bar brot
six in the morning, he had a little needle go down.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, good friends, Bro over at Johnny's Tires. They got
a sweet fucking j Ross special going on, Dude. These
guys are going over in a Monthay California, Dude. Where
the six o five and the ten met these guys
Johnny's Tires.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Bro, Johnny's Tires, Bro.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Bro ship Dude, and that's the biggest clientele, Bro, all
the tradesmen.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
They even work with the guys in the Union.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Dude. Yeah, that is great, Dude. I love that guy. Dude.
That's every guy in l A. I talked to Bro.
That is dude. I did not asked me.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
We're originally from originally I'm from Los Angeles, Bro, But
not get of Bro.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
He's all there on.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
The four oh five, and everybody will be.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Talking about that dog right there. You don't know where
it's at. You studying right next to it. Bro. I
can feel your spirit. Bro.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Hey, what the where he's from? They do everyone where
he's from. I don't know what street he lives on.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You find out where he lives.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Everybody speaks like that, and there's a certain area like
by Cunner for Springs weirdier area. They say, you know
what I mean? They say, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
You know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
A lot and where I'm from, they say fool and
they say man, a lot after every sentence or fucking
name man, and you're a riverside what's that?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Like him? Can you do?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Can you catch a recerus? Because there are more white
people there hot.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Hey, dude, dude, they say dude, fuck yeah, and Hella
fucking But that's more of an East Bay thing that
kind of bled over from other parts of the Bay,
you know.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
So like but I remember saying Hella, not knowing that.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
If you were jay rodden in the Bay area, how
would you say that?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Ad? Listen man, if you're like.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Played hello pool this place right here, Yes, they Hella opened.
They opened Hella early, man, like six o'clock and ship
this's Hella.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Good. Bro, you come over here. You're gonna get Hella
hooked up with everything.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Man, they got all kinds of fresh shit going on there.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Come on down to the sash. Man. This is like
a mix between man and then Hella. You know. And
that's the thing though, too, because like.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, that fool rides out all the like he don't
just make up it's gonna say, but right down he
reads it scripted.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, it's all scripted, Bros. There's no problem for five days.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Bro notes ready, so just threw me off that how
much how much charisma character this guy has? And he
only has like around thirty eight thousand followers, but the
comments on his reels are like, they're like fucking four hundred, Hey,
(42:17):
can you share my reel today? The one I posted
earlier about galloping for restaurant, it's playing bro live it.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
If you're looking for a nice spot to take your
side check or your auntie. Right here, man galloping forward restaurant,
galloping for you take players, players players. If you're looking
for a nice spot to take your side check or
(42:50):
your auntie right here, man galloping forward restaurant, galloping forward restaurant.
You take her to here. She knows you ain't serious
about anything.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
They have a rest bro I there with Philip and
Philip mom back in the day when she worked there,
shut off and they have chef cake.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
If you buy a car there, they give you through
two free plates or now.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
No, bro, I want to go now. But it's a
good distraction if you take a side shack there, because
now you'll be like, you know, you just you've just
been a get laid bro, and you're just hanging out
right there, and then all of a sudden you start
to talking, start talking to you about like like she's
a good girlfriend, Like, oh, you know my kids today
they were elected on her role. Hold on, babe, hold
(43:37):
on never calling me and my tires getting are done now.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Number forty oh hold on, yeah, bro throwing in the
car wash.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Fuck it. You can just cut the conversation fast.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
But if you go and you don't have a car,
you go ei there, but you get it for everybody,
but you get me the date there.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yes, buddy, you have a car? Yeah, yeah you do.
You know dat told them you're the rotating your tires
and they're gonna fucking your car will be ready in
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
And then you know what, if it's in two weeks,
it don't work out, you just don't dump for bro,
You'll never know you never had a car. You're gonna
keep it longer. You're standing and do the rack like
you got a car. You're all they said it's gonna
be two weeks.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Let's just see it here and the crock the street
on the galloping that's where we bought our Lincoln. There's
a Starbucks there, Bro, so.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I hooked up right there. Oh fuck, well, how.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Many views that they have right now? Can you check
for me? Which one the galloping forward?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Let me go? Look?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Don't it feel like don't it feel like that area
of van eyes? It's like we live under a constant filter.
It looks smoggy, right, great, it's always great.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
How many eighteen? That's sad? Bro?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Come on, man, people share it? God damn it. We
got one of here with no T shirt that at
one point ten?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
What the fuck are you guys doing right now? They're sleeping?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Stop watching, Get back to my channel. That's happening right now.
Some ice ship.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Let me dog, that's hilarious. Bro, is so stupid. There
you got me, dude. I was like, it really does
look like for me.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
It's funny. How you gotta be extra extravagant in your
video for people to notice the man.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
You really do? Dude, I saw one Oh this is a.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
One, Bro, but it's kind of I got the idea
because I saw his chick who she sells cars in Southgate.
Then I was shover lets then that was the line,
you know why you know, shover let's and man, there
was like there was a car chase. There was like
one of those drag races when they take over the
(46:18):
streets and the little torta felt out of a truck
and then and the girl the truck just looked like
the girl, the girl that starting the cars.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
So she goes, hi, hi, Hi, Hey man, you want
to shove lets it good breaks, you won't fall out
of the car. Come here, I've seen that. I think, dude,
that's what's that one's hilarious to? You know what?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I don't get in my algorithm anymore. Yeah, South East
Indian food no more. They banned from TikTok. I don't dude.
I think sometimes they don't pop up no more. You know,
like the dirty guy.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, the one with the nail and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Oh my god, the guys say that with a dirty
shirt and then scoops it and gets but yeah, and
then he throws that like I don't know, it looks
like noodles or something on there.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
And then he goes like that. He gets a little
bread on the back. It looks like rather moped though
I haven't seen the guy.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Hey his restaurant, you can make five restaurants from his
restaurant in his room.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Huh fuck five, bro.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
You you put another you can put another layer of
fucking flyboard.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
You can make two st those guys.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
If we put a like a boar over us nice
one and they get a little stairs, they can have
a second restaurant upstairs.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Will do that. You know what I watch on YouTube?
It's so lame.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
But real restaurants in Afghanistan, like the ones the street
food and they're cooking and ship dude, And you're not, bro,
You're not far from it.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Bro, Like I'm looking a jaguars.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
I've seen ship like because the food actually looks good.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
But I've seen him. You don't remember that time you
showed me that African dude? Was they were cooking a
little monkey. They look like a little dude in there. Yeah,
but they were boys. They were making a soup out
of that fool. Oh no, yeah, I've seen them, bro.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Crazy once in a while when I'm when I when
I'm out of town, I stumble up on the African
page and they're like in Africa and they're the bush
people and they have these arrows and then then well
have like a little skinny ass dog.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'll try to keep track of the dog, make sure
they don't need them.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
But they got a monkey on their back.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, Bro, And this funny man like this guy, he's
like around twenty one years old, I guess twenty two,
and he's telling his story how he fucking caught this
monkey and then he he he has them right here
all dead.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
He's saying he would, and then that's what they use
the dog after they hit him. The dog goes and
grabs them, right.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, you know those that tribe. And if you look
at everything they do, everything they have, it's it's like
you're looking at the like the beginnings of the beginnings
of bongos before before it turned into this cause they
have because they have they make drums. Yeah, they make
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drums out of whatever leather they have, and they're drumming
and and they have and they have these weird guitars, bro,
that they make out of whatever they have.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
And like I'm pretty sure that the modern modern day
cello or whatever.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
The slide out of him beats all that happened, Bro,
when you have white people to beat it out of you. Bro,
Well that's where all the dances for real. And that's
the thing is, you watch those guys and they're fucking
so happy. Bro.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Sometimes they bring in something into the ecosystem that shouldn't
be there. Like I was watching one where I guess
the photography camera guy he introduced them to something they
never had before. It was a coach.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Or something.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
It was something candy.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
They're just tripping out when they taste it.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
They're afraid of They can't believe bro. Imagine, bro, they
never seen candy. Poor people.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Man up.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
I've seen one where they had she had a seven
orange drink and they started passing around and the lady
the bottle and she got up and she walked over
to the.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Corner of the village and was like, fuck, nobody's touching.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
It's the best thing I can get you with the
sugar water, bro.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
But that's good for they're pretty sure they like those bride.
But have you seen when they when they climb on
top of that tree and they put they put their
hat in that tree and they grab a big chunk
of honey honey comb, and they just passed to the
whole family and everything.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
That sound good because you can actually bite it and
it turns the wax and you street the honey for you, Yeah,
spit it out and then you use the wax for
something else. So maybe, like you know, keep the arrows
on the stick when you're hitting all those.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
See that restaurant bro in Mexico or the little food
vender and she has bees all over her stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yes, I've seen that pouring the dress in there.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Everywhere I've seen in Mexico they say they sell those
Calabasa candies and bees like a surrounding night me.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I support everybody, manber I don't small. I don't support
small beesiness.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Oh man, uh oh man. I didn't see that coming.
We gotta get my rate.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
We got her by next week, bron.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Got buzz.
Speaker 3 (51:40):
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, did our Lord and save your mind?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Hey, don't you want to get locust? Someone take me higher?
What's up, fool? You think of locusts? Did you think
of locust? What's so full? Podcast? Man?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Where are you gonna be at Nextgo one of the
next podcasts over there?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Son Ready, we're doing one with Homegrow that was here before. Alicia.
What in the end of this month, Little Private Show
on Saturday. But that's about it. You're in a private show.
We're Homie in a Claremont. You got anyone new tattooed,
But no, I stopped.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
You got too right, you gonna get more and me
see the one.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I'm gonna I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get like three
more portraits. That amazing. That got three grand No, no,
but uh came. I tipped her about a thousand dollars total.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
See, that's great, that's greatly tattoo Being Lisa.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I used to know these being Lisa, we used to
know these tattoo artists. I think they were called bulldog
or or or prison or lockedge. There were there were
there were out of a Zuoza, California, and one and
three of the kids and the old man. But they
did their ship. Was that good because.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
That's all that that black and gray stuff? Because Jamie
was good though, right to get to get those bad portraits.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Bro, it's great because I see some old eyes over
here looking like the guy from the Goonies on.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
I've seen some bad ones. Yeah, yeah, they practice on them.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
There's a pisure on my mom, bro that she die
of that broth death.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
A show in Oakland.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
I have a picture of it somewhere, and it's the
two of them, the girl and the guy sitting next
to each other, and she has him tattoo on her back.
But he looks fucked up, Bro, his eyes are all
fucked up. All you imagine having to fuck her every night?
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Brother looked down like that? How about the tattoo of
bad you hate? Bro?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Oh dude, Yeah, I don't really care about bands like that,
but it would be weird if she had like a
tattoo of another comic on there.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Gets naked and she has Concrete. I stayed out there
to my perrito, to my.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
That'll be an honor, bro, I would have I was
after we have sex, I will stay with her and
tell me about the whole shows. You saw Concrete Murder.
You decided to just get a TA two. What was
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going through your head? But you know something telling you
know what people getting. People like are going through a
bad stuff and they happen to go to a Philippers
part of the show, or a Concrete show or any
any kind of show, and that show moves them and
it makes them feel better. They want to remember that day, Bro,
Do you.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Do that on purpose? The spirits. They don't remember that day.
Some people it's the best night of their lives. Dude,
you know what I mean? Bro?
Speaker 1 (55:03):
I had had an old man showed up at my
show in South Padre Island, seventy eight years old.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
He was there on a fucking furlough from prison. Oh ship,
and he made me sign a paper that he was there.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
He got a first he got furloughed to go see
you there.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah, and he was there was relatives and an old
ass man, bro old man.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh and he.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Was like like walking, like breaking bad type of guy.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Wait, wait, he was old and in prison himself.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, I think he was. He didn't say, but I'm
pretty sure he was a trafficker or something.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah, and I forgot.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
He has a house arrest right now. He has an
house arrest for I don't know how many years. And
but he had to get permission to go. And he
even showed me a prison thing and everything. He was
an old man.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
No, wow, wow dude.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
So getting back to super Mario brothers, Broka, I'm talking
about this, So he's chiming in about I don't mind
an you know, if you saw if you saw merch
a super Mario if you saw merch, you know, that's fine,
you know, but it's kind of rude, you know, when
you don't have the headliner? Can I sell merch? And
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then you set up the best merchery?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
Always I was a store hunt. You should always asking.
In fact, I have a policy of like, if it's
not me, I ain't selling it, you know what I mean,
Because they're not here for me, bro, they're not here
for me. They're not they're here for this. I'm just
fucking helping out, you know. And that's the way I
look at it. And I don't know, I just never have, dude,
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I just wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
So I'm I'm in a comment right there. He goes,
I think I said, f k that. I think that
comic over took too many liberties on that one. And
I remember, but Willie Barceena told this comic to saw
his merch across the street from the theater, no way,
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and then then I just let that that Then the
guy like the comic who knew He said, but he
still saw his merch And I said, yeah, he saw
em merge. And it was kind of sad after a while, man,
because you know, the guy was kind of blind you know,
he couldn't see it from his peripheral was dark, and
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it's funny.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
We all laughed about that. On the way home.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
We were all in the same car, and my last
comment was, he was in the car with us. He
had a chance three hours to get to the show
to tell the headliner. Can I saw merge? He had
a chance when we picked him out to go to
the show man. After that, it's on. It's not him right,
And his whole act was him selling that shirt.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
The whole act.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Oh no, at the beginning of this act was Sam
talking about the shirt, and then he puts it on
at the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Get the fun out of here. He actually has a
bat about that.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
He made it. He made him, He made him. I
think he made a million dollars already.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
I already bought a house without and God blessed him.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
Broke. He can't see from I remember we're playing Maddie.
He's watching the short in the game like this because
he could only see from the bat the cyber like
a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Because a peripheral vision.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
He's legally blind. He has to roll with that guy
David and Wally Wong.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
God because he's not.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
The only guy that made Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Martin McGuire, maguire.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
What about that guy.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
I always hear that story about that guy that was
like Joey Diaz show and he was Martinez.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
He was selling DVDs. Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
And I'm always like, what it's wrong with the ball?
The balls, dude, the fucking ball.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Some fools don't care.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Man, there's some fool we are going in fuck that day.
If I'm headlighting and the whole show sold out, don't
sell merch because you're there to do a ten minute spot,
he goes. I watch a lot of people that do
a guest spot until I saw merch, and I was
gonna write down that was me.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Bro show the Little Luggage Pece show to a.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
Laugh Factory and do a twenty minute set. And I'm
outside of the show, Bro, So I didn't see these
for twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
But the laugh Factory is different because you got you
got ten comics and everybody's doing like, you know, fifteen
minute spot. Yeah, if it's a showcase, I can see.
It's not like a road show or like an event.
You know, I could if you're doing it. If you're
doing a showcase, I can see you going, hey, I
got because that's the grinders, that's my thing. And I'm like,
you know, if I do showcase, I really got some
grinders right outside. If you guys want to buy one,
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they're really cool, ten bucks whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
But if it's again, man, and then also you you
might want to.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Consult with whoever is running the show just to make
sure they don't have merch for the.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Show and step it on your toes. Dude, it's crazy.
Comics are so bad, I know, man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I remember time we did a show at the ice
House and I think one of those Rudy Morano shows.
It was packed, people packed, and nobody was headlighting. Then
the Devil went up last.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And when we went outside and one of the comics
had a table bro.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
With T shirts, bro flashlights, bumper stickers. I mean, this
comic lives in burd Bank, Bro, this comic lives in
the valley.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
You just came out of your house to rob people.
But I think you want to just stand outside the
comedy show two with two forty five millimeters bro and
make people by give you money.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
You want to live. So he had a.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Table and there was another guy, and it was another
on the corner, bro signing these Jesus shirts God first
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
God first, God first, God Willing. I would never buy
a shirt. He had everything, Bro, And I remember Willi Barsenna.
He was taking photo with these cheeks and then he goes, hey, man,
let's move to the side over there.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
They're having a fucking flea market over here.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
That's funny, though, Bro, I want to collapse. I died, died,
I fucking die. Bro. I died. Bro. He goes, fuck
your flea market. Swamp me over here. Remember the comings
you used to sell a little bats the bad why
(01:01:59):
it is part of a bit a joke. Get get
the out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah, Bro, It's so funny when people put bits they think.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Work on their shirts.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
They're like, you like that bit, I'm gonna have the
shirt right after the show, And I'm like, no, trying
your stupid shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
When when like the road comics, we'll do it like
not like okay, Like Larry Cable Guy, he did get
it done. That was his thing, and that was a
side character, Larry the Cable Guy, that he would do
at the end of the show. But I remember working
with a comic that like he was a feature to
act Bro and that, and I was at the opener.
(01:02:40):
But that fool closed every day Bro with his twelve
minute bit just to sew a shirt. Bro sell a
shirt about a turtle and he's Cuban.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
And no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yeah Man Drownding, I don't know. Man wasn't last name.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
I know I featured for a comic. They had a
girl's underwear Bro. That was part of a bit at
the end.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
He'll put it on, huh yeah, and then he told
the no, not that one, but yeah. I remember was
another comedian that was a G string. He would actually
he would wear a G string on stage.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
And I remember, like I was short comics, Hey you
want to do a guest BO for the Bucks hold
on string?
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
He had to go in the car and put it on.
His closing bit was like the butt cheeks with.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Where are you going with this? Bones?
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I know, but in my mind when I see that,
I want to ask this person, how far do you
think this is going to carry?
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
You?
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Like is this an HBO special? Like where where's dude?
Is this coming out on your Netflix special?
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Were not thinking like that back then about killing making
money and getting laid at the end.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Seles a bunch of Sean I remember you used to
have that. He had a shirt that said got coke,
like instead.
Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Of pushing ship bro and it and it had lines,
and I was all, no one wants to announce they
do coke.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I know, right, no one wants to announce they do coke.
Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
You what the one ridiculous merch you ever seen? Like
as far as saying something that one I know I
have Captain stable Hole, But what's the one you saw?
I know, like for example, Captain stable Hole or whatever,
get her done, keep on trucking whatever. What did you see?
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Three hugs? Remember that all the models.
Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
There's a comic who has free hugs and he and
he does a joke about hugs is a bear and
and it is to just submerge, and it's a bear.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
It's a bear behind jail. It's like free hugs. Get it?
It's the bear by. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
About when a comment says that some of the pros
you are actually gonna go to a charity. I have
adopted this kid from water Mala.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I didn't, dude, I know I know a guy who
said her has cancer we're gonna put on a show
for her, and.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's like this, you got Dale Chill.
Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
But they would kind of hunt the audience into putting
money into the bag or the hat. Come on, everybody
church because I was, I was, and they'll pass it
around again. Like seven times was a show and someone
was sper in my ear like halfway through the show.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
They're all, he doesn't even have a sister. And he'd
be like, look at the picture.
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
She's dying as we yes, dog, yeah you can savor.
Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
You got Dale chilled?
Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Bro, Birdman got accused of stealing the money or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Bro, you're lying and at the bird A couple of
the speakers, bro. Bro actually work with the organization.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Bro, But it was it was crazy because I'm like,
how fucked up are you?
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Bro? How bad? Like do you want bad karma?
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Like it's like, dude, dude, you're gonna get struck by
lightning it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Bro, you're messing up his resume. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
He had an interview tomorrow at Cobbs.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
As a I was gonna say, as a manager or
those are the kind of fools that jack the tip
jar huh, straight up jar, dude, straight up, Like I
realize how low a person could get in comedy until
they can get lower.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Hey, when you're working at that bar, h, did you
ever have anybody pass away and then some loser from
the bar puts in a collector jar just to keep
the money.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Yes, yeah, dude, yeah uh uh. There was a guy
that everybody thought died and then people collected money for him,
and then he popped up like five years later.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I'll take that. Who is this guy? We called him
the Chicken Man. He was the.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
He was like this dude who was a pimp in
the neighborhood. He got locked up for like twenty two years.
When he got out, he got like a small business
loan and he started selling fried chicken like he would
make it and you know the coffee where you push
the coffee down and the thing comes out. He stored
the fried chicken in there, and he would come into
the bar and sell the chicken there everybody. And it
was actually really good, bro, if you didn't think about
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where it came from. And then we called him the
chicken Man, which is because he's a black dude.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
He couldn't call him the colonel. You get sued, yeah,
you get sued, But so he chicken mic Ah. He
died and then I remember someone collecting.
Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
A memorial for him, and like I even gave to
the memorial.
Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
And then time went on. I cried, everybody cried.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Fucking Then one day I met the Improvin sounds hey
and they're like, hey, but I wants to talk. He
said he knows you, and I'm like, it's fucking chicken man, dude,
And I was like, where your bed? He's all I
went back home for a couple of years, dude, And
this was chilling them all.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Bro blah blah blah, can remember her name. I held
the bro we spread his ashes in front of the bar.
Shut off that dog.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
This lady set up this whole fucking scam, dude, and
she made off like a bandit because no one saw him.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
She knew this dude, because this is before phones and like.
Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Internet was around, but you couldn't really look someone up.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
That took a lot of balls to spread ashes.
Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Bro. She came with like a little like a little
jar and she was like I can't even open it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
She's off, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
And I was like I didn't even know you really
knew him like that, like yeah, and then she made
off and then no one ever heard from her again either.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
You know, Bro, that never happened at this bar. Bro,
that whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Happened at at the at the bar, I go to Bro,
you we have decent people, Bro. You know fake death.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Bro, nobody gets elect you cute over here, brou everybody
has a voice. But that's when I when I noticed
that video, is that I never seen a bar. It's
been a I don't drink no more, but damn, I
remember knowing bars that open at six.
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, that's an air That's what I used to work.
But in Cali that's the store starts on essex a m.
Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Yeah. From two to bro, they go dark.
Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
I used to call it the medical bracelet hour because
that's when the guys would come in from like detoxing
on like drinking, almost poisoning themselves, little hand aff shad.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
They come in with their little property bag and a
fucking because this is a dive bar.
Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
If you guys know Caravan and San Jose, it's a
fucking shithole, and that's why everybody loved it. And they
would come in with their little bracelet, their little fucking
you know, in my mind, Bro, I gotta serve this
guy too like my bar, like I I, where do
they come in with a bracelet?
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
She's all serve them. They are highest paying customers. They
keep the lights on.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You have a been to that bar where a christorians
to live? Yes, International Taelcos tell us what's up. We're
hanging out outside Tacos. We're spoken to joint and then
he the owner come out of the bar, bro and
he's Italian. Christy is something about don't have comedy shows.
(01:10:05):
I don't know what he was what he's telling about.
He was telling about don't do this, don't do that right,
And I'm just woking a joint and he just looks
at me and he and then he started picking up
darts on the floor the parking lot and he puts
it in his pockets and goes, this is my fucking clientele.
And I took the doors from me, so the bar
will throwing them at people outside. Probably I fucking died, Bro.
(01:10:31):
I had a heart attack. I couldn't stopped laughing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
That bar was wild because he said this.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Fool like Heid. He's already like told Chris something personal.
I didn't really pay attention what they were saying. But
but he's like he's like picking up bar trash around
the parking lot, fucking only find cards to park there.
And and there's darts from his dark dark board from
the bar in the fu floor.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Bro, they were on the floor on the floor outside.
Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Fine, yeah, because it because it just to describe it
to people, it's like four or five cars.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
And then Chris Jordan's.
Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Stairs go up up to the top and there's a
little narrow pathway that you got to go through to
get into the bar.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Yeah, And so I guess somebody was like five dollars
out of that bar for the weapon and dropped them
in the parking line throw. So then the owner picked
them up and goes, this is my clientele, no respect
because the way of saying to me, I have the
shittiest clients, so shitty that they fucking take the dolls
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out of the bar and they throw by somebody outside
or they realized why am I taking these dolls and
they dropped on my barking line, so we would go
flat their cars.
Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
It was bro, like you pull up at night like
pirates COVID.
Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Then you'd pull up at night and there'd be some
because he had hookers all around that bar and those
were There's two different parts.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Of the tackle bar.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Bro look it up and local.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
He pulled it up.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
There's two differ parts like t al heel.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Didn't burn down or something. There's three you wish.
Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
There's one part that has uh, the drum hookers. Then
there's another part that has like young hookers that have
their ship together for hooker. And then they have where
Chris lived right there. Broc Yeah that's Telcos dude, and
yeah that's the fire.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
And they lived on and then the Homi lived up there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
The bar is still there though the bar exists, mean
said show like uh they we used to call the
hookers in that area donner hookers because they didn't have
no teeth. They were all and like fucking they would
we pull up and dropped this off and there'd be
like a.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Dude getting his dicks up on Chris stairs, dude, and
like keeping the bay weird. But that was all that
was open open, right, That's what like the home.
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Hey, there was a lot of bicycle gangs over there,
and there's.
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Right where Chris lives, there's the Border Brothers, and then
a little bit further over you have like Studenos.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
There's watermelin gangs there. H it was kind of grimy
right there. The water malins are crazy because.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
They didn't the grandfather of that kid who was murdered
in a in the subway go to that bar station.
Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Yeah, that's what's the kid name that got shot in
the barn station, Oscar Graham.
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Sorry, his grandfather went to his grandfather.
Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
According to Chris, his grandfather went to Telcos and he knew.
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Him and that he talked to him and.
Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Hear say it's here, say bro, because that's the thing
is like, it's it was a little disparaging according to
to this grandfather. But then it's like I met someone
who said that they were his aunt and she was
like he was a good boy.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
And it's like, dude, you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
You can't sit there and say that ship dude, Like
maybe that guy's not even his grandfather, Like how the
fuck do you even know he's his grandfather?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Chicken back, total chicken.
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Man, fucking chicken man. So yeah, man, So I was
hanging out at that bar and there was a woman,
a black lady. She was like rolling up a blunt
outside the parking lot of Tacos and we're passing by.
We're gonna go up the stairs and passed by with
my long hair, and she said, out of her out
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of her car.
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I should love that hair between my legs.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Yeah, turned around, bro, like that chicken shawt shank.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Give her that. I was like Heather Lockley, Bro, what
was the head of time? And what Ryan?
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
There's always a group of ladies that was actually asked
me to going through there, like you know, just actually.
Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Ask a lot of foxy ladies need to go there.
A lot of foxy ladies like very high, like like
older women that look good.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
But there were barflies like older black women. There was
a lot of hot older black women there. Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Man, like when Pam Greer went to that bar and
with Samuel Jackson, you're gonna need some fucking brother but
brother repellent.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
There used to be a bar on the other side,
and like I think it was either it was I
think it's North Oakland called Dorsey's Locker.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
A good bar. It was like straight up pimps and
hose in there. Bro. It's like Holco straight.
Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Up right there is that Yeah, that's East Oakland.
Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
But I like me and Lissa, we like bar where
everybody is there, bro, Like you might see a cop
there and bro, and you might see a thug or
just aroundom people and everybody found a neighborhood is there
and mixed. Yeah, and then when you look over, like
you say, like, somebody gets loud, Hey, that's my cousin.
Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's It's kind of how my bar was.
But we had like because that was the thing. Is
like on I ran the weeknights, and the firefighters would
come in on one night, and we had marines, a
whole group of marines that would come in on another night.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
And uh, but the weekends belonged to the.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Ship, to the shiptheads, dude, just straight up just but
in the daytime it was worse.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Man like imagine just oh, bron, just.
Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Sick people, fucked up dude, drug addicts and ship because
right next door was a hotel where they where he
got out and stayed when he got out of prison,
and it was filled with that element with what do
you call sex offenders?
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah, Bro, watching when I was watching that only barfly,
there was a guy he had put a he had
put an egg inside his beard and and then like
he fucking he had a whiskey shot and his hand
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was shaking too much. Bro for the whiskey shot like that, right,
wom made a handkerchief, Bro, and tied it up and
held a shot and went and use a handkerchief like
that right like a and he drank it at that right,
(01:17:17):
and the bartender looks, looks at him and goes, this
one's on me.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Because he wanted do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Yeadic at that point, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
You serve the guy?
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
You have to what are you gonna do? What are
you working? He's gonna do it? The other thing I
was saying earlier, like I had to like serve people
that he was shaking though, yeah, because he needed it.
We had a guy that would commit.
Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
His name is Peter, and when he touched the glass
it would leave a handprint on that.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
And like every once in a while, Peter, take a bath.
It's going crazy go on. And Peter would go.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Take a bath and then come right back and drink
and he would just sit and pound Bro. And I
didn't know like what it's deal was until we started
putting suggestion box out with paper. This fool would write
the craziest ship dude. Yeah, quiet, he was quiet. I
never said a word, Bro, except I wouldn't be at least.
Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
When the last time you went to a bar and
they had a cigarette machine.
Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
That you pulled out my bar?
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
When I worked at the Caravan, I think it's gone now,
but we had a cigarette machine in there.
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Mirror on it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah, a mirror you look at your makeup hot real fast.
I forgot that that the fucking cigarette had a little
mirriage to Did.
Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
You use it to buy cigarettes when you were a kid?
I always did.
Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I bought Winston's there one time, the gold Ones.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I'll get scared, I do it real quick and then
fucking bounced. Dude, you're just telling a bar it'll kick
your ass out. Yeah, man, I remember, I remember out
no check it out.
Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Bro outside of bars because like at first they outlawed them.
Uh when they start first started outlaw of these, it
was in places where it was under twenty one. They
stayed in like they stayed in dive bars for a lot.
Because I know the very last day I worked with
the Caravan because I know specifically the ship went down
over the cigarette machine.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Yeah that's vintage now.
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Yeah, yeah, dude, five bucks, that was when it was
five bucks for a pack.
Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Now, I don't smoke Hawaii New York twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Probably, yeah, but you go in the Middle States, dude,
there's still like six seven bucks. They're not bad because
that's where you have that sign right there. When we go,
when we go on the road in like Kansas, I'll
do this.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
I'll buy like a ton of fucking Menthols.
Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
And I used to go back to the Improvin sell
them benthos.
Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
But they don't say like methos.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
They're out loud here in California menthos here.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Whack what happened? Bro Fish was getting hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I don't know why. Oh, I think it was kids
or something like that. Upward is welcome to the caravans misleading.
Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
The owner is racist, by the way, but she says
the N word.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Quite quite a lot. Negotiate, but you know, I get
to say that now on the public thing. That's great caravan.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Yeah, that's uh, that's that's what it looked like. Still,
that's what if. That's if that's like a recent picture,
that's it looked like that when I was younger.
Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I think Rachel still works there. Shout out to Rachel.
She got me in the comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Her under Worse Jo and Tumble thet Moose that's moosehead
right there. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I go to a bar and I see a bunch
of underwear and on a moose. I leave right away, bro,
because I know that ain't gonna happen tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
When I see bras and fucking underwear and stalking on
that moose, I feel like that time is gone and
we remember the good times. It was that day and
it happened again. We have no more mooses.
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
A good time rolled away checking your stocks over there.
Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
I was seeing the comments that people were saying about.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
What some food podcast don't forget to watch? Do you
even binge podcasts? And go check out the history for
Foods podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
We just did a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
We did the history of Baseball and Communism and Boyle Heights.
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Yeah, that's right. We had a little bit of communism
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Oh, Damion, Damien Garcia.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Even Garcia, he.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Fucking raised the flag and the Alamo and then he
showed up to the pekoa Liso and and they were
all ottle things. Yeah, here's but we'll talk about that
on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
I think that episode should have been called the history
of first of all, history of of of Communism and
Baseball and then in the middle Filipe's trauma because we
went over how many times Felipe was traumatized as a
kid in that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Before twelve before it was crazy. I go check out
that fucking episode. He really asked, that's what's crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Is this fool has I was like, hey, Bro, I
don't know if you noticed this. You got a lot
of trauma in your youth, dude, like like before twelve Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I haven't dont with it. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Also, but I don't forget. We got this boombox, man,
you let me know what you want to do with it.
It has Bird Crusher's name on it. Well, you loaded.
Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
But those things are they're called bump boxes. Do those
things are expensive? If you have a comedy club.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
You know, if you have a comedy club, you could
put this in your bar man and say, you know what, Man,
one time he came by here and dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Off his radio because of that bump up Mike, what's up? For?
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
How's your son? How's your son?
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Bobby?
Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Gona have kids when I'm grown, they left. I'm an
empty nester.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
He's yeah, he's good, he's healthy. They started school today, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Yeah, he's your son is fifteen, Oh, he's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Now your son is fifteen and fifteen four? Right? Six six? Yeah,
either the same age as my grandson or younger or older,
maybe a year older. Six on Sunday. Wow, man, time flies, bro,
it does. Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
It's crazy because I've known you as long as Bobby's
pretty much been around.
Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I know, like the year Bobby was born is when
I first met you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
You know what's crazy, bro, is that I grew up
not seeing my kids, and now I'm growing up last
seeing my grandkids.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
It's wonderful, though.
Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
It's like this generation didn't forget didn't forget about me either.
Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Jeue juze and you meet them hang on, yeah, you
gotta you know, my dad would always say, because he's
all the grandma's want the attention with their babies, so
I just sit back and wait them and wait for
them to come and hang out with me and then
find out that I'm fucking And then my dad's always
been the favorite amongst grandkids for that reason.
Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
And they went out with a girlfriend younger than you,
my little mean you feel young, brother? Your your dad
a younger chick than you?
Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
No, because I like girlfriend so I'm good.
Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Dude, But she looks major as your your daughter, your wife,
your brother, your wife, your My.
Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Dad's girl is probably like ten fifteen years younger than him.
Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
She's not younger than me though, really I thought she
was like thirty year younger. Yeah, she looks seventy. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
But oh my dad, yeah he's in the seventies. He's
definitely in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
His girlfriend fifty forty, So I think so somewhere around there.
She's not younger than me.
Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
But you know, the mouths up there going, I guess
you got it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
That we were married too, because you know, you don't
want to say I'm proud of you, you don't want
to say fuck you. But someone like that, like the
way he described the mom, would just say something backhanded
like that, Bro, I guess you got it like that.
She'll be ready for battles.
Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I remember, bro, this chick talking about Tim Moreno, and
Jake told the mom that I who thought was a
guy that was on TV. Mom, he was on the
show Locals, And the mom looked at her and said,
I guess you got it like that met.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
My speaker chie, Oh my god, bro, that she.
Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Used to talk about moreno as shows and she would
hang up with a speaker hiding and I would him, Bro,
the goes your speaker cheek, Bro speak to her?
Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Bro this thing on speaking of his microphone? Do shot
speak of the devil? That was the best beach I
ever had? Me? Who taught you? My mom? I guess
you got it like that? Tell experiences built fellas. How
you get down? Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
You told me you were like go home after you
you ever like went home with a woman, or and
when you as soon as you got there, like you
didn't feel like having sex? No more like Oh man,
now I'm trying to find a way to get out
of here.
Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Yes, yes, one time I went to this girl's house. Dude,
she started taking off her clothes. She's stunk. Bro, I mean,
I'll be right back. I'm gonna go back real quick.
I'm gonna go grab my ball and I just out broul.
Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I can't, I can't do it. I'm not gonna hold
my breath. I'm not gonna if you tell him to
take a shower, they're gonna get mad.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Anyways, Yeah, but how do you tell it? How do
you tell a girl like? Because I've done that same exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I say, you know what, man, I shared my path
on away here, I take a shower.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Because I know one pulled a horny horny that won't
be no pants on the way over here?
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Can you take a shower?
Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I don't know, man, you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
I have, I have had that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
I and I've done almost I've done no fuck no, bro,
you can't stick it.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I thought you're an animal.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
But you know when I was in my twenties, bro,
I did I had Yeah, Okay, I did.
Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
But you know, you get into your thirties and you're.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Like, nah, man can do kettle call any especially once
you've had Yeah, once you've had like something like that,
doesn't have that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
You're like, all right, so I got my divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
You've been with a girl. You've been with a girl, bro,
and she had like a blind relative avida.
Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Are you better solve? You have somebody with you.
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
They know that's why they're asking. Blind fool's got that
sixth sus My mom walked in.
Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
My sister given given a dude to blow child.
Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I guess she has it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Whoa is to speak?
Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
My little sister the lights she was like nineteen or twenty.
She was enough and she was not like that because
but my mom.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
I think my mom pretended to not see it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
And she my sister was like, you know, Mom wakes
up and she can't see without her glasses, and she goes, meha,
it's time to go to bed. What's going on in here?
And then she just turns off the lights and goes
and I'm all, she saw, she saw you. She saw
you fucking suck from that dude's dick, not that stick.
Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Huh. But yeah, fucking At least she's not doing it
on the streets. Your mom said, I know right well
the dyth Man Joe come get know. I remember my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
My mom kicked her out of the house and then
she was cleaning out her room and she found her
purple dildo like vibrator under the bed.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
She was walking around the house. You believe this is
what she's.
Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Had her bead Like, I wonder we couldn't watch mash really.
Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Good, Mom, it comes to live that night it's.
Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Sucking up the tracks and your dad sort of watched
mashes all fucked up. She's paging you at night, Mikah faithful.
Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
WHI phone on vibrated all night? Yeah, a lot of
little friends out there.
Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
So it's it's sad. But a woman want to masturbay too? Man, Yeah, home,
your daddy rubbing her vagina on the door. Now, what
are you doing, Mika? Trying to pick this lock? What
do you think I'm doing? Getting this ko?
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Oh? They get the water, bro, the water. Oh yeah,
they put it on the end. They get in the
bathtub like that. I just found that out. Actually, who's
on a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Really good?
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Does it? Brod?
Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
I went to at surgery the other day, Bro, Monday,
I came home, I went to, I went to I
went I went back to my nail doctor. Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Life, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I've been I've been like keeping secret bro for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Bro. So what they do?
Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
I went to my doctor and she gave me a
shot right here on my toe. It went deep into
a long hand.
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Needle, bro, Bro, my god, and then to the other side.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Brow.
Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
And then I waited, and then she put my foot
up and she put a little a little curtain over
my foot. I want to see, you want to see?
And I said, all right, I want to see. And
then I saw and she got nails scissors and she
just started cutting and blood was flying everywhere, bro, And
she got into the the bottom of the nail and
she got like a root appointed thing started scraping all
(01:31:00):
that meat off. And she gave me the nail and
I have it on my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
I'll put it up here.
Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
But it was this long, was that long, and it
was stabbing the ship at me.
Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Bro. And now Bro, now it feels better. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
If you want to get your fucking toes, check bro,
check out my doctor, bro a new hall.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Wait, hold on, sod cut into it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
You see the nail right here, the thumb, yes, but
I got a shot right here right and then and
then like she she put a rubber band over the numbness,
a tight rubber band, and then she held a toe
back and then she held my she pressed right there
and she got her her row real sharp small needles,
(01:31:51):
and then she just started cutting the nail all the
way down.
Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Oh so she didn't cut into your skin.
Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Wow, she's cutting into a skid because she's putting her
nail out. Bro, He's cutting and at the same time
pulling out none at all.
Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
It totally know. Oh my god, Bro, you're not gonna
grow straight after that? Or why did you get the
see you? Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I got the Anger Girl too short, and now like
I never had a pain. Nowhere's gone.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Bro. The thing that was like making it hurt, Yeah hard,
it's gone, because dude, I remember my mom when the
kid took one out? Did it look like a shark tooth? Brook?
Like that? Bro, it looked like it looked like. This
saved me.
Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Bro, it was I couldn't be. I couldn't perform the
black Swan anymore. Bro, I couldn't tippy toe no more.
Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Are you still in pain? No, it's gone. I've gone right,
so it's healed. Healed. But oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
It sounds it was horrible, bro, Like like everywhere I
would when it was painful, I would I was soakinging
hot water for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
And then I will get a.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Floss and I will I will go under the nail
because it hurts, and I'll just scrape the skin off
to just make it make just to make room for
the nail, because I know I can't cut it off,
but I will go under the nail and then throwing
it off and then go under with my floss under
the pain, and then push push push to just to
(01:33:19):
make more room.
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Get this so he wouldn't be on top of my skin.
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Dude, I do not like growing.
Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Yeah, that's not growing.
Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
You get an ingrown tone.
Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
No to shorty because I never had him to that
sounds you never, I never had it.
Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
You have fur on your feet, bros. You have fur
on your.
Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Foot, bro, I'll take it dog because I never want that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
And fucking stones, I never want to have neither of
those things. To say, hydrated kidney stones never scare the
funk out of me.
Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
My mom was in labor with me for forty seven
hours and I was the largest baby at the time
born in sales eleven and a half sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
And now you're telling it how it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
And she said that her stone was worse than going
through my labor.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Yeah, should like candy, bro.
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
I told us, I've only heard bad things, like I
had a friend who was like, he's kind of like
an mm A fighter, fucking all in the kinds of
different kinds of pain, and he was It dropped me.
Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Phillip's mom had kidney stones, bro, My god, and she
had to peel them out right.
Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
That's horrible, bro. She put two of them on an
ornament and took them home. She put him into an ornament.
They were shaking at this. No, no, you could just
throw those away from.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Yeah, bro, she should want to see. She put him
inside like a clear round ornament. They were like these two.
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
It looked like rocks, bro Beard.
Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
But seen what I've seen a small one. It looked
like kind of like solder. When it hits the Florida,
it kind of gets the little The thing is is
they have jagged edges and they dragged through your urethroat.
Ude just pulls the skin, they say the woman, it's
easier because you pee them out through obviously their whole.
And then a man, you know, it's harder because you're
just guy. You have the whole length of your penis left.
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Yeah, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
I heard too that that surgery is dangerous with lasers
because they can break it up, but it also can
damage your kidney. Well that's the worst, bro, because of
what it does is it breaks it up and now
you got.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
To spit out like ten of those motherfuckers. They're not
as big, but that's what the damages does to the
actual kidney. Did did you ever see that show dead Wood?
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Yeah, and they make him piss out the fucking they
called it a gleat in the fucking show and they
make him piss it out and like, I think it's again.
I don't know how the pain is, but that full
look like he was gonna he wanted to die.
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Like in the Civil warhunt they chop off a handy.
Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
You like, like fuck your captain, hook, Bro. What thats.
Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
The problem with it is is that the really to
get rid of him hasn't changed.
Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
You still have to pee it out.
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
And so whether you did it in the eighteen hundreds
or now, you're going through the same fuck campaigns.
Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
That they're masking it with. Like you know, pills, You
can't take pills for nothing. Nothing, dude, nothing works.
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Really everybody I've ever talked to us, but like, dude,
they'll give you something, but it ain't working.
Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
What's up, full podcast? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
We want to do the history of Hawaii. The show
right now on Apple called Chief of War.
Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
I was gonna ask you today what we're working on
Hawaii is perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Or we'll do about it Hawaiian.
Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
I'll tell you though, Here's the thing. Every once in
a while, just fool say something and I'll be like.
Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
That's easy. And this one last week was everything's easy.
This one.
Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
He goes history of baseball. Holy fuck, Bro, baseball is baseball.
There's more history. There's more complicated history to baseball than
there is Napoleon like.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Episode. It was so much easier baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
There's a team full of a ton of guys and
they're all over one hundred years old and they're all rich.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
Yeah, it was crazy. We do not have enough time
to go over everything. It was crazy, dude. Baseball history.
It was very dense and I barely scratched the service
and I read two books.
Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Yeah, manas New York rich all all balls and baths.
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Actually the bro if you're gonna watch Dodger games at
six in the morning from the night before you go
to this bar. Bro, it's in Callde. Hey, Bro, of
course those people on the police station.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
So if you're gonna doe you why you're not gonna
go far?
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Bro? The neighborhood. That's where.
Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
That's where that mayor was like, Hey, where's all the
homies at? Why are you guys protecting us from ice?
It's from Yeah, yeah, what's so full? Podcast? Man, don't
forget Irvine. I mean Irvine at the Spectrum at the
Irvine improv shows are sold out, buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
That's right, man. If you're trying to get tickets, it's
sold out. If you're trying to get up, if you're
trying to be a family member and hit me up
for tickets too late, man, you know like you should.
You should have hit me up like a month ago.
If you're gonna hit me up the day of the show,
I'm gonna look at my friend I musa say to
you and say, you know that fare disrespectful of you
(01:38:11):
hitting me up the day of the show, motherfucker. When
that ship sold out, it is the last time you
fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Go back to your seat, exit, don't come. I love
you dog.
Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
We buy eleven tickets, so we will hit me up, bro,
And they say that they bought ten tickets and there
were two hundred dollars each, And I'm like, fuck, bro,
you're making more than me. Yeah, two hundred dollars. You're
just gonna go full of whose shops like that. If
that was buying apples, he wouldn't go fucking buy the
(01:38:50):
most expensive apples first.
Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
He'll shop around, especially he's buying them for everybody else.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He's got a couple of stores, though.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
We paid two hundred dollars for your tickets brought when
bag Bro, we couldn't even stay together.
Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Bro, So you did you have fun? Is all I
want to know.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Shout out to west Side Boxing Gym Man, the man
who started the gym passed away. Shout out to him.
It was a boxer.
Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Bro. All right, shout out to my homeboy.
Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
There it is Man oh Man, and we can merge
right next door. Also, my friend Ralfa Modan Man, he
passed away. They're doing August thirty first. They're doing one
of those honor him things.
Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Rip Man.
Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Yeah, for real, Bro, we just play crazy games Bro
with that guy, like we didn't hear his house one
of the houses that nobody can spend the ninth Bro
coming inside either way in the porch.
Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
No, you're not even allowed in the house.
Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
No, but I have friends, like it was one of
the friends that you know. It brought you away outside.
Bro is not mad, Bro, especially especially when your friend
Bro's ugly. You can't come in. So one time one
time his mom was out of town. Sisters let everybody
(01:40:21):
who gives them. I don't even know. He didn't say,
don't touch anything, but it beat up. But bro, we
were playing games like turning off the lights and start punching.
Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
Everybody's that game, all right? You got ready red And
then like I'll be the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
I'll turn the lights off, all right, go and then
time punching each other. And then I turned the lights
back on. And then like me and my brother Angel
and my friend Rafa, the guy who owned the house,
we look at each other and will point at this
guy named Chris, and he goes standing over there with
the lights.
Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Time we're going to be that way.
Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
We'll go over there, bro, we stop beating the funk
out of him. Bro, And then like I turned the
lights on, and then like the fucking that fools, like
getting ready and then look to see where he's that again.
Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
He's over there in that corner.
Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
So turn the life back off and go charge them
a gan dog.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
That's fucking hilarious, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
That's that guy. That guy was crazy. Boy was one
of those kids. Bro, Like like if you funk with
him and a sleepover that fool, go to his house
and grab two dogs and then bring those two dogs
into the house your house.
Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
That's how monsters are created, bro, Yeah, dude, for real,
So you create a bully.
Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
That's how you create a bully. Dude. For real, those kids,
to me always know their houses.
Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Were really farty or they were like super clean. When
they when you know, when the mom would't let anybody in,
they opened the door, you can see past smells like
dogs shit in there or smells like dog I had
a friend I stayed at this He invited me to
stay the night of his house and they would let
the dogs shit in the room, and like the house
(01:42:09):
was fucked up and dirty and there was only one
part that they kept clean for like visitors.
Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
It's just like when I lived like this was in
San Martin, was in the country. It was so gross, Bro,
I wanted to get the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Of there, Dude. My clothes stunk when I left. It
was awful.
Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Yeah, my friend's house broke. He would let everybody in,
but nobody wanted to come in.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
I was dirty, fool. I was dirty, bro, And the
his stepfather was racist. A Mexican guy named Wait, I wait,
they're mopped. He's just talking about that and that fool
he will always bring like he'll go to a restaurant
(01:42:52):
or a factory and he'll know like okay, man today,
they're gonna throw away the milk because it's already old.
Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
So go there and grab a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
So then they're gonna throw away all the hot dog
buns because they're like two weeks old. They'll go grab them.
So they're gonna throw all the fish away, all the
meat away. You'll go grab it. So dude, this food
got a hold of boxes of square fish sticks like Gordon's,
but they were like all square fish sticks, bro right patties, patties,
(01:43:23):
other squares, and he had he had a half of
like stacked up.
Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
To the high.
Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
They were about to expire in a week or three days.
He was just slanging those fools right, slanging them, and
they were everybody with everybody in the neighborhoods eating fish
for a week. Bro, Dude, inside the house, he had
a big gass fish like this big bro like this
(01:43:49):
like a hole like a fish. It was like a whole.
It was like a half a fish, but just the
good part. I guess this restaurant or this this this
butcher or this team were placed but saw dry fish.
And that was a dry fish. So it's already dry.
You cut it up and it's dry.
Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
Fake.
Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
He's Chinese people like dry fish.
Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
But he had a big ass piece that wasn't cut
a chunk.
Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
So we would go in there and that big chunk
is still still there. Dog in the kitchen getting a passa.
I remember the first time and it was still good.
I took a low ass piece. It was like this, Bro.
I felt like fucking like a Maori warrior. Bro who
just finished killing a killer whale. And they gave me
a little piece for holding the fin while everybody else
(01:44:35):
that was strong killed it. Yeah, So he gave me
like a little chunk, Bro, And I took it to
my dad's my dad and my dad cut it all up.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
He made he put tomatoes on it. It made He
made it like sardines and he made it. Yeah, Bro,
But that fucking ship was there for two weeks and
they never took it out.
Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
There's roaches already, dog, Yeah, ni them like that's so gross.
Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
And then like when we're hanging out in the middle
of night, that man holds it, you know the step
that will get unloaded, and then he goes man that
will getting mad, bro, and then start racing, racing racist
ship and start stabbing that fish like as a person.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
What's wrong with that? A mental issue? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Man, easy old man in the sea that who.
Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Had hair like like like back and we had a
leather jacket. And he'll be driving and saying racist ship bro,
just driving and trying to run people over.
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
What's what was this guy's beef with life? Dude? You're
a nice guy, bro, world.
Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
I mean he gave food out to people. That's a
good human right. Nobody wanted it at the house.
Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
And I remember one time the wife, Wow, wow, what.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Happened?
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
I guess they were gonna make flout us right, flout
us flouted us right. And then they had like terms
of sour cream and the little girls. Bro, there were
little kids.
Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
They took out a sour cream and we put there.
They put somebody, another little girl put took the dam
from her house, and another little girl she took chips
from her house.
Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
And they're own like a little.
Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Picnic and they're eating chips. The little girls who the
grandma got all mad and they took the sour cream
and shared it. Would have the neighborhood beat the funk
out of them.
Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Oh wow, is everybody? Well, that's the food for the family.
More trauma.
Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Yeah, man, you fucking share the fucking so cream with
the words. You know they all they eat, is manning?
What you getting sour cream?
Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Oh my god? Or grape soda or orange soda?
Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
He goes that fucking stupid lady, your friend, she's fucking
she fucking took all the chips from her.
Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
Dad lunch whatever. The dad and the grandma were races. Yeah,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Bro, the chicados, Bro hardcore?
Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
That makes sense. You know they hate on I must
be related to them. Then they were hardcore boys, Damn.
Like uncle used to call that.
Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
He was crazy fool Like, you know, you're supposed to
have dogs, and I'm hungry dog eating fish.
Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Bro, that's why they're mad. You know that ship food?
Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
Bro, That fish does sound kind of good the the
way your dad made it.
Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
I'm not gonna lie. I keep thinking that was kind
of Bro's stupid. My dad swam under the told you
got this story, Bro, He swam under the under the
fucking petamonic appear and he took all the muscles from
one of the peers. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Really like whatever, Jock, he just scraped him out with
a knife and boil him.
Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
That you can't do that right there. You can't do
that ill fishing game.
Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
And all that pup. Bro, if you're indigenous, you could
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
People peeing from the bridge, Bro, all right, landing on
a shell?
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Gross, Yeah, that's true. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Like if you if you go to the Tutamonic appeer
and you see how fucking hard the way they're hitting
My dad was holding on, Bro, just scraping him and
put him in a fucking Bonds bag.
Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Fuck soldier, Bro, you didn't take it home. Make a
shippino with it, dude, shop pin s pino. Pino is
waiting for something lito. Bro. What's a chippino? Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Made with muscles? I really delicious soup made with muscls
and clams. You can like a clam chippino.
Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
You want to get chippinos? Bro, hang out with this guy, Bro,
I got shippino.
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Bro. Too many shippinos.
Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
What's the best time of year to eat shippinos?
Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Bro? No, you're around, you're really seafood city. That man.
Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
We asked for the schippino and it's just basically.
Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Sipino though. That's like linguini and clams.
Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
Yeah, dude, clam shippino is like you have it with muscles, dude.
My dad would order them a shippino with muscles and clams.
Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Production sauce in there and fucking it looks delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
But I don't eat that ship. I'm like muscles, I
like clams. I don't like none of that ship. What's
So Fool podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Ma, thinking very much for bre Go Torres at Bunch
Escobar for joining us on the warsaw Full podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
What's your Venomo? Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Just to get Joanna.
Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
At but Escobar, dude, especially if you're like, hey, I
got a suggestion for History for Fools Because I buy
books with that ship, I don't buy anything.
Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
So shout out to Martin Rizzo. He's at three L
Council right now.
Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Got three L. Yeah, man, good night, thank you, good night,
thank you,
What some fool what some full podcast, man, the only
(00:33):
podcast that didn't that didn't set loud man during the election.
Nobody's going after us and blaming us for anything because
we're like, we're middle of the ground, man, and we
just know the headlines. We don't real need to hear
(00:53):
the full story. So you have a nice story politically,
and if it's loud and remember, we're probably gonna jump
on it and talk about it and not really read
the whole story, just like the headlines, like oh ship,
we're those Epstein files And for us this podcast, we
don't really dig into where they are or who's on
(01:16):
the list. We just wanted to come out. That's like
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We don't. We don't really care who's on the list
because we already know who's on the list.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's Joy Medina and Willie Barsenna. They've been on the list.
They've been quiet. They've been very quiet. Right now, Joy Medina,
Ernie g Willi Bartena, Jess Garcia, Renee Vodka. They'll be
really quiet about this list.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's right, you know what us yeah with you, because
you know, man.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
They'd be like, oh, let's talk about it, man, I
don't want to like talk and talk to my mainstream,
like like on current Events.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was talking to Rename and I brought up every
scene and he disappeared.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He ran out me too, Bro, I had a willing
Bud said I was an empty list. He goes brought
out my favorite character from Welcome Back Hotter, and of
course I didn't get the references.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It was back to the seventies.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Since the beginning of you, Bro, you live in Riverside,
used to hang around with your friends like Jerry and
those guys.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, that guy talk about it or they don't care,
they don't.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Give a ship, because I got time for that right now, man,
I gotta I gotta pay rim Man driving a cab.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, dude, last time he was working for a painting company.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Were you know with Jerry from Voodoo and either he
plays drugs for okay?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh yeah, dude, you want to know something.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You've been talking about Voodoo as long as I didn't
know you were talking about Voodoo Glow Skulls.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Tell me about he told you he was baby talking
about Boodoo Donuts.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I thought there was another band that I never heard
of called Voodoo. That's why I'm talking about Ski him right,
and all that together, bro, And like I listen, I've
been listening to voodoos calls.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Forever speaking of yeah forever. I'll look up that book
History of SKA.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh. I was gonna ask you what our next subject
should be.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't know if it's gonna be that one, but
I want you to learn Find that book, bro, and
read it. By next week we're gonna have the author
of that book on the show. Hell yeah, I did
his podcast This food Goes like he could break down
rocks against the genre of Scott from from reggae to
fucking rock Staddy to the other one before. But he
(03:47):
said that sky was before all that ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
If you see the early recordings of the Whalers with
Bob Marley, that's the genitor about it. Yeah, dude, it's
basically the root boy, like you know, little hat, little
black suit, little pinstripe. But right, the early whaler stuff
has the beginning of all that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Stop that train I want to get in.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, and then it hopped over the pond to England, dudek.
All the influence came from England to Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's how it came to us is from England.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And then you have the waves right, the new wave,
two tone, all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That fool gonna be here. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I did his podcast because he he told me that
when I did the podcast, he spoke to Eddie, that
guy Eddie can see us from Voodoo and he spoke
to Jerry because when when we were talking about when
I did his podcast, he made a reference to They
told me that you did the podcast one time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Because he tagged me in the post. And then a
lot of fools because with your picture on it, then
a lot of fools just started coming on me.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Hey dog, I'm on dude. I wasn't on the pod.
Was on the pod by sharedy because they tagged me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Because they talked the the author of the book talked
to Jerry and Eddie and and they were like, and
they told them they told him about me how we
went to do a podcast. When they were recording the
first one, they asked me, the didn't even go well,
huh and it goes and then and I was honest, brother,
they didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
These guys have not seen each other probably in six months,
and they were getting they were rehearsing for their road tour,
the road gig and you know, man, if you have,
if you haven't, if you had a problem with somebody,
you didn't fucking take care of it six months ago,
a year ago. You know, man, they're still lingering. That's
(05:35):
the sense I got. And so they were. They were
not too comfortable doing a podcast at that time, which
is fine with me because we already recorded.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well so fool for Fat Randy.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, so what's some food podcast? We got a bunch
Escobar right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Here, everybody. I don't know why I said it like that.
I don't know. So you used to skate back of
the Day or what I love? I loved.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I used to listen to Monkey all the time. I
went through like at least the three or four variations
that they went through, you know, like I mean obviously
it's like I actually didn't hear Sublime and stuff until
like I got older. I was like Operation Ivy against
Apartheid the first record came out, like you know, you
(06:20):
go back to eighty six and that's like kind of
like that's kind of like how like the Scott Corp
all that stuff came out of Yeah, Leston Jake, all
that stuff now all the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Way to Propa Gandhi. Yeah, I fucking but that's an.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
East Bay treasure out there, is Operation Ivy. Yes, absolutely,
they're the ones that you know brought you know, got
a rock.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I feel like.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You couldn't, like, like unless you were like super into
hip hop, you know, like you really couldn't avoid SKA
in the Bay Area because it was so fucking huge, dude,
because of the big bands that came out of there,
you know. Like so I I didn't even listen to
Scott when I was introduced to it, like as in
my twenties, like eighteen nineteen, and then I was like,
(07:00):
this is.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
The best fucking music I ever heard. In the horns
in the mix and all that stuff. Yeah, I like
Turtles the Turtle, Birdle the Turtle. What's up everybody? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Quick needs to show you guys. We have some memorabilia here.
This is my underwear from the Fully Loaded Cruise, my underwear, right,
and it comes with cookies and somebody made for me
for that show. And there's passes that don't work anymore
(07:34):
anywhere else. I've never worn these underwears. But if you're
a part of the burg Krasher fan and you wanna
you wanna get this. The bidding stars at twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You're giving it away, bro forty whatever. Man, it's gonna
go to a cause. I had twenty ready records. It's
gonna go to a nice cause.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We're gonna pick a charity and we're gonna give it
away to them. If you want to take this with you,
it's already signed, the ship staying on it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I was gonna say, you should have said that you
didn't wear them because you don't know who I buy.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Man. We have a boom box that goes with it too.
That's a badass box.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We have a boom box that goes with that, and
you could talk to it. You could walk around, man,
and do like your own crowd work at parties.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Those are great for the radio. Oh man, have you
guys seen heard this?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There you go right there, boom that's right, man. You
could have the official package people. It's all from the
from the from.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The show man. Man, we got the underwear here. Man.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh yeah, I'm clearing up my closet. You're like a
guy that was all into eminem when he came out.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It was I was bro I said, my closet.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I know you're not in insight.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I didn't get ready to eat moms that I kind
of lay everydem where. I was like, that's kind of
where I fell off of them. And now, dude, that
thing's fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Also, we're gonna throw in this this.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Boom box right here. People look at that. This you
could wire you could like log in through your phone
and you could be walking.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Around like.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You can redo that scene from Deathways too when that
guy tried to block the bullet with a boombox.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh yeah, that's what the airport? What's up everybody?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But you can walk around, turn on the turn on
the boom box, and then walk around the party. And
I keep saying, yeah, man, do like some some fucking
crowd work, hey t Yeah, how those hemorrhoids? A don't lie?
You're here to look like it is coming on that.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You can walk around making fun of your other THEA.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The dark one?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And what's up ta? How come theola end up looking
like Sila Cruise at the year name put it in
that work.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Though anyway, So yeah, that's how we roll. And the
microphone also, and it actually like old school and these batteries.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wiles, dude, that's tight. This doesn't charge, it does charge,
but in batteries bidding that twenty dude, that's fucking great.
So we got all there. Man, you know what, you
picked the price here.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But if I like the price, but let's go to
like animal shelter or something, you know whatever, go to
charity that's your sister's name, right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Fucking choty chart. They're raising a make shout out to
shout out the shot.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
At the Escobar, shot at shot at.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
So brother, you make the camera. You're high only dog.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You got technical difficulties. I go like this, I'll be in.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Man, I was watching Taxi Driver. I didn't I started
watching it, bro just that one the beginning of the
scene when he when he kills the first dude, the
guy goes, I don't know, I don't know what to
do right now whatever, So he grabs it goes. The
guy grabs a gun away from him, and then he goes,
this is the fifth time you hit me. That the
(11:47):
fifth time the guy robs him. He should know my
name right now anyways. Man, So after he fucking the
nero kills him, that fool gets like a two by
fours fucking about what he did.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Dog all that rage dude from getting stuck all those.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Times something getting robbed like times, So it's a fifth
time this month.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I robbed? Bro, How you Create a Monster? Full?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I saw that movie, but I can't remember a lot
of it really because I saw it so long ago.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But I remember really loving it. Talking to me, Bro,
I was talking to rod Rigo. You're talking to me,
We're talking to somebody.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I was talking about Rigo because he was all awkward, right,
and he was like normal, but then he went crazy,
because that's what it was, is that he went like he.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
He didn't know how to talk to women.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Remember Felipe, So he was an incel basically kind of pretty.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Much with a Vietnam Yeah, remember that those little eggs.
He had some scramble scrab like.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
The scene and the diner where he's just talking to
other cabbies and then the gun and then uh some
Jodie Foster scenes.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, Bro, she was little. Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, this was come on, bro, when you saw that
movie and he was and he took that and he said,
I'll take it to the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Did you think he was gonna take her to a porn.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Nought, Peter Patter or something?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Well, there was a Peter, but they went to those
basic those jack shots. Right have you ever have you ever.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Been in one of those? Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know it's sad about the Robert de Niro's character
in that movie is that he really thinks that he'd
picked up was the only woman working at that place
while he's buying popcorn to go see you and asking
for extra napkins to go watch that porn. Like there
he already he's already going in there to be a perver, Right,
(13:41):
he's gonna go jack out. Yeah, and there's a girl
cashier like and he goes, hey, what are you doing
next Friday?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know you're not doing not joking off here? Eh,
it's hard to be a Wait, what world do you
think that guy gonna get a date? Was that ship?
Something's loosen there?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Bro, Like, that's that's like some far round confidence, bro dude,
that is what world?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You think that? Not in this world?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Some guys gonna go to a porn place watch a
porn and she's gonna say, you know what, man, you've
been coming here like five times a week.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Man, man draining yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You've been coming here five times a week.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I didn't notice in that.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I did notice when the light was on that when.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
They say your day, when you walk into a fucking
jerk shack, I noticed that.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm you're talking to me because I noticed you're coming
here five times a week, sometimes three times a day,
and they turned the lights sound and when you're they
cut your masturbayed, I know that you don't have a
wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
All crusty, huh. I never. I went once with a
homie and we didn't know who we were. We went.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
So we had just turned eighteen and so we were
we're just tripped a city or where.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
No, it was in San Jose.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It was called the Burbank Theater, bro, And anybody from
San Jose can tell you, like.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Back in the day, Bro, that was.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
A dirty ass place, right, And we didn't have a car,
nothing dog.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So we're like my buddy's like, dude's found his bird there.
Did like, oh yeah, totally, we gotta switch around because
we're having some technical difficulty for saving that birth the rest.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But so anyway, so there's a little tiny, the big
island in the middle of San Jose called Burbank. It's
a city, of it's a city and it's the only
place that they had like portal shops because Sano didn't
allow that ship just in that. Yeah, it was like
ten blocks. So we go into this like jerk shack, right,
this jerk place.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We're doing ay dog.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
We didn't even talk about jerking off when we're that age,
you know, like to each other, like we didn't like
it wasn't a public thing, and it was weird that
it was happening, you know. And so we walk in, dude,
and we're sitting down and watching this like porno. And
then I see a dude next to my buddy hits
me and he goes, look at that guy over there,
and I see, I see him.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
He's a professional going off really.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, So so he's jerking off and then the other
guy's jerking off.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
And then it's like and I like, and I got
you guys are jerking off in the open.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You got to have a little cube, bro, they're fucking
in the theater, like and they're fucking just jerking so
you can get shot then by somebody bro like that
and that was how it was, bro And then like
there were dudes in the oh, that was what happened.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He hits me again.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
He goes look behind us, and there's a dude sucking
off another dude.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
How did you know if he was tapping you or
he was doing jerking off or are you.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Down for something? Bro?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It's like it's like the straightest person I've ever met
in my life.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Dude is this guy? And he like, I just was like, yeah,
we gotta get out of here. Bro, Like, let's just
fucking go.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
We gotta get out of this plea out And there's
a guy watching TV with his feet up.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Hey bro.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
They even have a popcorn machine and it says three
dollars for the popcorn?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Right, who's eating this popcorn? Change the flavor? Even Moore?
I go, hey bro, I'm leaving.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I go, hey man, there's fucking people jerking off in there.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You just tell him to knock it off. You get
him with the mop pop I want. I told you you.
And I went into another comic. I went to North Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We went in there and they had a mirror there.
But and I asked to what the mirror for for
me to be a lookout?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Okay, all right, all right, Well the mirror is for
once you put the corner in the thing, it lifts up.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Then you gotta put no, not that one, the one
when you rent the video. Oh there's a mirror.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Because I was gonna say I walked into the wall,
af Fernando.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
That's that's the one that sound Fernando, Bye bye Hyperion.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, it's no longer there, but they had the mirrors
there so they can look and see if somebody's in
there messing around.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But you know I'm going off right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
But there there's a trick.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You could put the curtain over it and I can't
see the mirror. You guys know about the Lusty Lady, right,
tell us about your aunt.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, Lady Lady was a strip joint in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Musty Lady, Yeah, and it was owned by the strippers.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Actually it was a co op.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
But you walk in and you slide a dollar in
and a fucking window goes up and they're all like dancing.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
They're all dancing in this room.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You right, you were spraying that blady too.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I sprayed it before. That's how I knew about it.
Go ahead, bro, But.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
They're all dancing back there, and every once in a
while you hear someone go you can't jerk off in there.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Stop jerking off. I need another hand.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And then the do that they plays have a phone
when you talk to her.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, they just talked through the window. But they're dancing
like it's a strip joint.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Can you see the other guys though you only see yourself.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
If you look close enough, you can see them in there, dude,
doing their thing.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But if you pay enough, that's the thing is like,
if you pay enough, they let you jerk.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
They would let you jerk. I don't know this personally,
but they like jerk off in there.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
And and but if you were like, because you should
go stop jerking off and there, you can't jerk off
for just two dollars and you know, and I'm sorry,
our like security would.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Come in, dude.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
And that's the origins of the jiz mopper because that
was his job to go mop up the jiz if
fools rolled their unloading.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But that place was famous because it was a co op.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I don't think there was anything really I guess
there was something like it, but I.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Take about it, Bro, Like, who who came up with that?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Like, hey man, you know what starting food?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Now? That's done? Bro? How about a bar is noah? Bro?
Everybody had the bar. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Everybody had the bucket bar carooke machine. Nah, bro about
boxing lesson, Now they got boxing. I'm a laundromat, like
two larger bats over there. What we're gonna have here
in Van Ice? I know it bro a circle where
people could jerk off.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
With a phone, with the phone so you could talk
to her, yeah, because it was extra to talk on
the phone. Yeah, Bro, I did.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And actually a podcast there where a girl was actually
stripping on the phone and you just talked. The first
time I went there, I didn't know what was going on, Bro.
I just sat there like a nerd, and a girl
kept dancing. And now that you guys talking about you
gotta pay for her to get on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I noticed that.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I remember that she kept pointing that with her feet
the phone because it's extra money for her hands.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You could tip them and then you know she talks
dirty you or all that stuff. That's crazy, dude, But
you can't.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You're the thing is you're supposedly not supposed to jerk
off in those booths.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, but if you pay enough, that's the thing. Dog.
You know everybody's they used to be.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The that places right on the corner Bro from HERESHI there, get.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
The fuck out of it. There's a podcast a while back.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
There's That's the thing is that you know, like when
we were I was a kid, dude, they were like,
we're too young for me. It was too young for
to see it. I think all of us were. But
they were having live sex on stage and like on
Broadway and then like red light districts throughout the country,
and then that turned into just stripping and then.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
And now for there was like so many city.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I str to figure out how this guy got away
at that city planning meeting bro with his business right,
how does he sell this to the to the business manager?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Bro? Like brocency. They asked him, like how do he's
get away with it?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Like like I know that guy interviewed everybody and said, okay,
we know that.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What are you gonna do, sir? I'm gonna wash clothes. Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I've been in the business in launde of masks, but
I don't know, Bro, like I know how to wash clothes.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm Chinese and and I have and a Mexican Bro.
I've been I used to have a drag eating in Tijuana,
you know, And I had I have the fucking money here.
The same guy with the launder mask. Brow what do
these guys say, bro? When when when he started setting
up fucking random curtains that go up and down to
(22:29):
full seventy nine phones and the phone company said, wait
a minute, a man, the way, I'm I'm going to
connect nine fucking phones to one line. And this guy said, no.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, no, no no no no no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Just make sure they talked to somebody in the front
and they put dollars in because that's like some that's like,
that's like somebody invented that the dollar machine took for
the phone to go on.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
If you look in the state of California or certain
areas in California, how they allowed the strip to ship
completely naked. But you can't have alcohol there, right, So
if the girls ain't completely naked, they don't have to
have alcohol.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
There's little things like that to put it in place
in order to do this.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
But I'm asking this. I know a strip bar. A
guy came in with a strip bar, and that's you know,
we're gonna be women here naked. There's gonna be women
here naked. They're gonna dance and we might sell food
that we give him gulping forward next door. But what
did this guy say, bro for this type of business? Like,
I know there's hoes, I know there's fucking h nasty laws,
(23:32):
but I just want to know what was his his
cell for these because I know you can't say strip
bar what is he gonna stay back?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
But he's gonna say but less or less good ones
is another one got a burlessed license and no alcohol license.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
But even like in a in like Texas, they have
strip clubs, they have tassels what I mean, so they
always have.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Different and also depends on jurisdiction.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You've been with a strip barber will have the wax
and then like you you buy the mission and it
stays in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No dog, that's and it's like eating a wasp a
little honeycomber Bro. No, Like, I don't know, that's kind
of a lot. You not extra. When I was young,
maybe I.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Would then TJ Bro. They have pasties, but that's the
real cheap pastry.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
They were like the ones that little tie you put
on the floor brough the bathroom spackle.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Sometime I've been a teacher, there was no pasties or
no there, I don't have no not the t J.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I just put a little limb on the taco sauce
right here, Bron, I know, but like just like sometimes
like that kind of stuff of course, like a it's
a peep show man, right, but you know probably there's
probably like some kind of orderness and state of bad eye.
And that's three lancaship, which is I know the we
(25:01):
are far from a school, very far from a school.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
It's gonna add over there in a right the six
o five meets the ten. There's valley right well, that
valley Felipe goes all the way to Fontana Rialito and
that stuff. And always on valleys. There's always on that
stually boulevard that have strip clubs and they have a
massage parlors where that's the area that you go. But
it's also it's an industrialized part of all those cities, you.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Know what they have there and dirty ass valley they
have Leo and actual collision in he does great body work.
He runs It's Time Ready podcast with Rodrigo and Martin
Rizzo around the corner and he'll give you a fifty
percent deductible and you can use the other fifty percent
(25:47):
to go to that.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You know, if you're in an accident.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Just mentioned Philippe as Farsa, call them at six two
six three three zero a one zero zero. Leo active
collision in Lapente. He does great bodywork. He runs the
It's Not Revery podcast. Fifty percent of your deductible? Man,
(26:20):
how can you beat that?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Bro? Can't beat it? Bro, can't beat it.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You know, you never know what's going to happen, Bro,
you might and also man, Leo is the kind of
guy that will take quiet bro. Like like if you
have a car and your side check ran into it
randomly brun took off and your wife saying, how come
you're not personal charges on that bitch? You're gonna let
her run away like that? You sure got it for information?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Leo fixed it without asking no information, Bro, Just bring
your insurance.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
He wanted to ask you like with that? Was that
your wife in the car without your berry mom in
the car?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Nah? None of that, bro, very district love that about him.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So man, you know what that food has. If you
want to dump a dog, throw it over his yard
that wool keep it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Did not get this guy's address, brot like twenty dogs
in his backyard.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's where the dog was he found and that food
that that that food. That dog sleeps all day, bro,
and at nighttime he's watching over that Bundo.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Bro the bond at the old school. Bro. You know
old school was bro Bo.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, it's illegal in California. Yeah, only legal. It's as
fun because the smell. The last time I saw bundo
was when they murdered those dudes and blood and blood out.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh my god, those fucking fields were bad. Right, you
can get high off that stuff. This smell like hate
A little bit, I might explain why I am.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Bound on your head the bundle, right, Broo, just put
a little bondo, put a little bondo on them, Bronnay
there like walking off jfk Le.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Dude. You can't fix ledholes with bondo. Bro. You ever
see that where they put the ramen in there and
then they go to fix like the corner of her
car like a porcelain toilet. That's how they did. That's
when they first got Kennedy in, Bro, That's what they did.
They patched it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
When the people who actually do that, they put a
piece of rama and they blow it up, and I'm like, okay, yeah,
but roaches are little gog E did know they're gonna
go in there and go, what the fuck is our birthday?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I love those video.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I love those fucking videos. The I Y videos off
of Yeah D do yourself. It makes sense to because
you feel that area was something very light.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know you dropped that thing again, it's gonna crack open.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I people get away with stuff that I can't like.
There was this joby girl and she'll wear no girt
and she felt a guitar and her her clitteress was
playing a guitar.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
What song, bro, But it was no clit beef.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It was real roast beef though. But everybody thinks that
it's just gonna be naked, but that'tually a real roast
beef and it's slapping a guitar.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That's they can find that video.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Look find a player, bro, just just put of beef,
skirt plays guitar. I would say, ye see, I was
gonna I think I didn't share that, but that but
that would get me, That will get me blocked.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
But I did share a woman, a homeless woman. The
guy talking ship to somebody in Mexico and this homeless
lady pushing a car passes by, and the guy who
was doing all the talking, she squeezed the ball, the
guy's balls, Bro, and then he stops the guy's balls
and he stops arguing that killed it. I share that, Bro.
I couldn't go live anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Bro, you wann't know something here? Look check it out. No, look,
it's not even right. She sounds like Randy Road. Bro.
How old is she? Bro? I know that young? When
did you get that? John back? I think I know her.
I recognize that girl.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I think I know you actually got mad at me, Broke.
I called her George jar Beans.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
These birth curtains are nonchal lot. Do you ever have
beef perching at that before? If I had no dog,
I don't know. It's weird, Bro, I have. I used
to date a lot of fat chicks. She didn't have that.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
When I was a woman with that had her lip
chains like that, and it was weird because like what
she got off me and felt like her vagina was
giving me a standing ovation because it was kept clapping, Bro,
And I was like, well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It looks like you give it a little salut. That's
only doing one show man, but there's another one, bro,
don't know, the one with the blonde chick, the blonde
girl playing beef skirts.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
So I know what you're talking about though, because like
I shared, like a not even a fight, it was
an altercation and I got banned for like thirty days.
And then fucking like Mario super Salazar had straight up
people fighting on his thing, and I'm like, you don't
get bad.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I think it's not. I never even get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
For that, bro, Mario Salazar, do you have Maroo?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Was fucking what play it? I read?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I went to Maroo Salasar's I always going to Mario Salads.
Shout up to Super Mario Brothers, Marrio Saladar. He's sober
and that's what a lot of shows in Texas, bro, Like,
he'll do shows in a tackle house two hundred people there, Bro,
it didn show at a bar two hundred. Well, anyways,
this food was not complaining. He was just drawing attention
(31:46):
to this comment that was on the show. He was
a headliner, and when he came out after he headlined,
he was gonna set up with Merge. He said this
food had a fucking flea market already set up and
had the prime spot, a ten minutes spot.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
No way he had like baseball, he was.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
The headliner, the guy who put the merger with, not
the headliner.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
That's fucking the curse of ambition over here, Bro, No, no, no,
thye turkey, huh is this it better be a white girl?
That little Canadian ham Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh you swear that clean? Bro. That could have been
produced a little bit better. But yeah, man, it was
a slow as ball. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That was like you know, you know, I wanted to
be more natural, dude, like you felt.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Be funny with an older lady, and they would have
got like some brisket.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Bro. That's a beat up brisket top over here.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Then, oh my god, dude, Yeah, you can't make those videos, BROT,
might well just get racist with that.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You have a Latina girl, go down, Bro, and it's
tota slapping each other flower Brot, white shake, Bro, wonderbreasts
slapping each other, sweeping into the golden sun, fucking two
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Asian woman two one times?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Bro? No, yeah, why not in a Salvadorian would it
would be a composed spin and half bro some cord
in there, some cortillo.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
How about a Russian but about Yeah, a Russian bro,
it'll be a fucking two piece of bologney wrapped around
and adda tracks with bro. Oh, I don't feel nothing
at all. What about ancients? Will you one time?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Tell me Asian one time?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Bro? Armenian bro two fake ideas?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
The bro.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Who fucking stolen like this Ja's traudling.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's funny, man, It's funny like when you go to
European racism because there's like when they go out each
other bro, like Croatians against Russian and they was like
this Croatian guy had a post you go look Russian
wedding and it was bro an old lady. She was
wearing track pants and this guy was wearing track pants
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and the other guy wearing a track pant. But they
all have t pants. Levi's too expensive, bro, never trade
in my car one time?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
But against gesus are expensive in Russia.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Right, yeahywhere in Mexico is way more than it is here.
That's why they come over here.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Levi's super That would be a that would be a
power thing. Then because Vladimir Putin he wears a lot
of jeans, Bro, does he really?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh yeah, then there's a picture of him in a
Canadian tuxedo hall with a bottle like Jay Leno the
bottom of the Tommy.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I'm not can't wear that, bro, like a denim shirt
and denim pants. You wear that, broo an inmate.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
But you were fuck no, dude, because I did have
to wear that before.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Why where were you working at?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
In jail?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You get.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You get one denim coat and then you get orange
and orange top and orange bottom.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Thirty thirty days one time, and then ninety days.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Another, and then a bunch of weeks in between. Nothing
big though. Traffic by.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So sometimes I stumble into some crazy videos of random people, bro,
like random Joe's that become popular and become famous. He
had like five minutes of fame. I remember when Jay
Leno he will go around out and talk to random
people and go, hey, man, what do you do for
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a living? Right, and they'll just be funny jaywalking. They
don't get funny. But now, man, I let the random
joke could be popular.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Check out this guy man, Jay Rod Electrics. Hey, this
is Jay Rod, and listen, bro. If you want to
do electricity, bro, you gotta go like an electricity.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
School, bro, and you really want to you wanna do it, Bro.
You gotta do it, Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
And and you get your tool box Bro. No, it's okay.
On Instagram named Jay Rod. I'm twenty six years old.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You're gonna get to two box Bro. And and you're
gonna be like get job Bro. You post it up
on TikTok show your work, Bro.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
And if that doesn't work, Bro, you know what bro
live Bro? The pool player right yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Looking up, we are j Rod jay a Rod on
Instagram electric who if you don't and now that ship
don't work?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Bro? And he takes that man, he might he might
he might have sign go just live bro. Hey Bro,
if you like playing pool Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
At six in the morning and the old lady kicked
you out of the pad at two in the morning,
I'm gonna be in the park Bro giving out shotouts, Bro,
because I got a hundred shotouts to do.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Bro. They pay me like twenty dollars to the shoutouts.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Keep on the lights, Bro. He really works on his
shoutout Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, play player, Bro. No, not that one, play the
one where he has that list, that list of people
he's gonna give give shoutouts to.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Go down, go down, Go down, Go down, Go down,
go down right there, No, the one we are, he's
holding a bunch of papers. Go down, go down, go down,
go down with the papers.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah yeah, Bro, listen, Bro, I gotta do all these shoutouts.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Bro, I don't just make shut up, brom really right down?
What I wanna say it? Like this guy Bro, he
saws in La Puente. Bro, and there and I heard
from what I hear the delicious bro him and that
we're playing pool Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, Bro, he's a good guy. So all those people
are there that list are all people that gave him
fifty bucks, one hundred bucks to mention their job.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We got more ads on the day that we have
for the podcast, only.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Thirty two thousand, Bro. But it's getting big bro doing Bro.
I don't know how he does his voice.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You're play him talking bro your headphones anyway, shout out
to that kid.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
He's only twenty six. Bro to the one where he's
outside that bar. You like playing pool bro at six
in the morning, Bro.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
The sundown that one think that Chickholm Bro's not the
astic guy right there.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
We'll come down here to the sundance room. You found it.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
He's like he's standing outside of the fucking bar brot
six in the morning, he had a little needle go down.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, good friends, Bro over at Johnny's Tires. They got
a sweet fucking j Ross special going on, Dude. These
guys are going over in a Monthay California, Dude. Where
the six o five and the ten met these guys
Johnny's Tires.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Bro, Johnny's Tires, Bro.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Bro ship Dude, and that's the biggest clientele, Bro, all
the tradesmen.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
They even work with the guys in the Union.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Dude. Yeah, that is great, Dude. I love that guy. Dude.
That's every guy in l A. I talked to Bro.
That is dude. I did not asked me.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
We're originally from originally I'm from Los Angeles, Bro, But
not get of Bro.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
He's all there on.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
The four oh five, and everybody will be.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Talking about that dog right there. You don't know where
it's at. You studying right next to it. Bro. I
can feel your spirit. Bro.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Hey, what the where he's from? They do everyone where
he's from. I don't know what street he lives on.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You find out where he lives.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Everybody speaks like that, and there's a certain area like
by Cunner for Springs weirdier area. They say, you know
what I mean? They say, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
You know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
A lot and where I'm from, they say fool and
they say man, a lot after every sentence or fucking
name man, and you're a riverside what's that?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Like him? Can you do?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Can you catch a recerus? Because there are more white
people there hot.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Hey, dude, dude, they say dude, fuck yeah, and Hella
fucking But that's more of an East Bay thing that
kind of bled over from other parts of the Bay,
you know.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
So like but I remember saying Hella, not knowing that.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
If you were jay rodden in the Bay area, how
would you say that?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Ad? Listen man, if you're like.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Played hello pool this place right here, Yes, they Hella opened.
They opened Hella early, man, like six o'clock and ship
this's Hella.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Good. Bro, you come over here. You're gonna get Hella
hooked up with everything.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Man, they got all kinds of fresh shit going on there.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Come on down to the sash. Man. This is like
a mix between man and then Hella. You know. And
that's the thing though, too, because like.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, that fool rides out all the like he don't
just make up it's gonna say, but right down he
reads it scripted.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, it's all scripted, Bros. There's no problem for five days.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Bro notes ready, so just threw me off that how
much how much charisma character this guy has? And he
only has like around thirty eight thousand followers, but the
comments on his reels are like, they're like fucking four hundred, Hey,
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can you share my reel today? The one I posted
earlier about galloping for restaurant, it's playing bro live it.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
If you're looking for a nice spot to take your
side check or your auntie. Right here, man galloping forward restaurant,
galloping for you take players, players players. If you're looking
for a nice spot to take your side check or
(42:50):
your auntie right here, man galloping forward restaurant, galloping forward restaurant.
You take her to here. She knows you ain't serious
about anything.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
They have a rest bro I there with Philip and
Philip mom back in the day when she worked there,
shut off and they have chef cake.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
If you buy a car there, they give you through
two free plates or now.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
No, bro, I want to go now. But it's a
good distraction if you take a side shack there, because
now you'll be like, you know, you just you've just
been a get laid bro, and you're just hanging out
right there, and then all of a sudden you start
to talking, start talking to you about like like she's
a good girlfriend, Like, oh, you know my kids today
they were elected on her role. Hold on, babe, hold
(43:37):
on never calling me and my tires getting are done now.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Number forty oh hold on, yeah, bro throwing in the
car wash.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Fuck it. You can just cut the conversation fast.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
But if you go and you don't have a car,
you go ei there, but you get it for everybody,
but you get me the date there.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yes, buddy, you have a car? Yeah, yeah you do.
You know dat told them you're the rotating your tires
and they're gonna fucking your car will be ready in
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
And then you know what, if it's in two weeks,
it don't work out, you just don't dump for bro,
You'll never know you never had a car. You're gonna
keep it longer. You're standing and do the rack like
you got a car. You're all they said it's gonna
be two weeks.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Let's just see it here and the crock the street
on the galloping that's where we bought our Lincoln. There's
a Starbucks there, Bro, so.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I hooked up right there. Oh fuck, well, how.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Many views that they have right now? Can you check
for me? Which one the galloping forward?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Let me go? Look?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Don't it feel like don't it feel like that area
of van eyes? It's like we live under a constant filter.
It looks smoggy, right, great, it's always great.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
How many eighteen? That's sad? Bro?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Come on, man, people share it? God damn it. We
got one of here with no T shirt that at
one point ten?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
What the fuck are you guys doing right now? They're sleeping?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Stop watching, Get back to my channel. That's happening right now.
Some ice ship.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Let me dog, that's hilarious. Bro, is so stupid. There
you got me, dude. I was like, it really does
look like for me.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
It's funny. How you gotta be extra extravagant in your
video for people to notice the man.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
You really do? Dude, I saw one Oh this is a.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
One, Bro, but it's kind of I got the idea
because I saw his chick who she sells cars in Southgate.
Then I was shover lets then that was the line,
you know why you know, shover let's and man, there
was like there was a car chase. There was like
one of those drag races when they take over the
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streets and the little torta felt out of a truck
and then and the girl the truck just looked like
the girl, the girl that starting the cars.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
So she goes, hi, hi, Hi, Hey man, you want
to shove lets it good breaks, you won't fall out
of the car. Come here, I've seen that. I think, dude,
that's what's that one's hilarious to? You know what?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I don't get in my algorithm anymore. Yeah, South East
Indian food no more. They banned from TikTok. I don't dude.
I think sometimes they don't pop up no more. You know,
like the dirty guy.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, the one with the nail and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Oh my god, the guys say that with a dirty
shirt and then scoops it and gets but yeah, and
then he throws that like I don't know, it looks
like noodles or something on there.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
And then he goes like that. He gets a little
bread on the back. It looks like rather moped though
I haven't seen the guy.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Hey his restaurant, you can make five restaurants from his
restaurant in his room.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Huh fuck five, bro.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
You you put another you can put another layer of
fucking flyboard.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
You can make two st those guys.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
If we put a like a boar over us nice
one and they get a little stairs, they can have
a second restaurant upstairs.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Will do that. You know what I watch on YouTube?
It's so lame.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
But real restaurants in Afghanistan, like the ones the street
food and they're cooking and ship dude, And you're not, bro,
You're not far from it.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Bro, Like I'm looking a jaguars.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
I've seen ship like because the food actually looks good.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
But I've seen him. You don't remember that time you
showed me that African dude? Was they were cooking a
little monkey. They look like a little dude in there. Yeah,
but they were boys. They were making a soup out
of that fool. Oh no, yeah, I've seen them, bro.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Crazy once in a while when I'm when I when
I'm out of town, I stumble up on the African
page and they're like in Africa and they're the bush
people and they have these arrows and then then well
have like a little skinny ass dog.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'll try to keep track of the dog, make sure
they don't need them.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
But they got a monkey on their back.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, Bro, And this funny man like this guy, he's
like around twenty one years old, I guess twenty two,
and he's telling his story how he fucking caught this
monkey and then he he he has them right here
all dead.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
He's saying he would, and then that's what they use
the dog after they hit him. The dog goes and
grabs them, right.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, you know those that tribe. And if you look
at everything they do, everything they have, it's it's like
you're looking at the like the beginnings of the beginnings
of bongos before before it turned into this cause they
have because they have they make drums. Yeah, they make
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drums out of whatever leather they have, and they're drumming
and and they have and they have these weird guitars, bro,
that they make out of whatever they have.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
And like I'm pretty sure that the modern modern day
cello or whatever.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
The slide out of him beats all that happened, Bro,
when you have white people to beat it out of you. Bro,
Well that's where all the dances for real. And that's
the thing is, you watch those guys and they're fucking
so happy. Bro.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Sometimes they bring in something into the ecosystem that shouldn't
be there. Like I was watching one where I guess
the photography camera guy he introduced them to something they
never had before. It was a coach.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Or something.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
It was something candy.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
They're just tripping out when they taste it.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
They're afraid of They can't believe bro. Imagine, bro, they
never seen candy. Poor people.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Man up.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
I've seen one where they had she had a seven
orange drink and they started passing around and the lady
the bottle and she got up and she walked over
to the.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Corner of the village and was like, fuck, nobody's touching.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
It's the best thing I can get you with the
sugar water, bro.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
But that's good for they're pretty sure they like those bride.
But have you seen when they when they climb on
top of that tree and they put they put their
hat in that tree and they grab a big chunk
of honey honey comb, and they just passed to the
whole family and everything.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
That sound good because you can actually bite it and
it turns the wax and you street the honey for you, Yeah,
spit it out and then you use the wax for
something else. So maybe, like you know, keep the arrows
on the stick when you're hitting all those.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
See that restaurant bro in Mexico or the little food
vender and she has bees all over her stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yes, I've seen that pouring the dress in there.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Everywhere I've seen in Mexico they say they sell those
Calabasa candies and bees like a surrounding night me.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I support everybody, manber I don't small. I don't support
small beesiness.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Oh man, uh oh man. I didn't see that coming.
We gotta get my rate.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
We got her by next week, bron.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Got buzz.
Speaker 3 (51:40):
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, did our Lord and save your mind?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Hey, don't you want to get locust? Someone take me higher?
What's up, fool? You think of locusts? Did you think
of locust? What's so full? Podcast? Man?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Where are you gonna be at Nextgo one of the
next podcasts over there?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Son Ready, we're doing one with Homegrow that was here before. Alicia.
What in the end of this month, Little Private Show
on Saturday. But that's about it. You're in a private show.
We're Homie in a Claremont. You got anyone new tattooed,
But no, I stopped.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
You got too right, you gonna get more and me
see the one.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I'm gonna I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get like three
more portraits. That amazing. That got three grand No, no,
but uh came. I tipped her about a thousand dollars total.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
See, that's great, that's greatly tattoo Being Lisa.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I used to know these being Lisa, we used to
know these tattoo artists. I think they were called bulldog
or or or prison or lockedge. There were there were
there were out of a Zuoza, California, and one and
three of the kids and the old man. But they
did their ship. Was that good because.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
That's all that that black and gray stuff? Because Jamie
was good though, right to get to get those bad portraits.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Bro, it's great because I see some old eyes over
here looking like the guy from the Goonies on.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
I've seen some bad ones. Yeah, yeah, they practice on them.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
There's a pisure on my mom, bro that she die
of that broth death.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
A show in Oakland.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
I have a picture of it somewhere, and it's the
two of them, the girl and the guy sitting next
to each other, and she has him tattoo on her back.
But he looks fucked up, Bro, his eyes are all
fucked up. All you imagine having to fuck her every night?
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Brother looked down like that? How about the tattoo of
bad you hate? Bro?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Oh dude, Yeah, I don't really care about bands like that,
but it would be weird if she had like a
tattoo of another comic on there.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Gets naked and she has Concrete. I stayed out there
to my perrito, to my.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
That'll be an honor, bro, I would have I was
after we have sex, I will stay with her and
tell me about the whole shows. You saw Concrete Murder.
You decided to just get a TA two. What was
(54:32):
going through your head? But you know something telling you
know what people getting. People like are going through a
bad stuff and they happen to go to a Philippers
part of the show, or a Concrete show or any
any kind of show, and that show moves them and
it makes them feel better. They want to remember that day, Bro,
Do you.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Do that on purpose? The spirits. They don't remember that day.
Some people it's the best night of their lives. Dude,
you know what I mean? Bro?
Speaker 1 (55:03):
I had had an old man showed up at my
show in South Padre Island, seventy eight years old.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
He was there on a fucking furlough from prison. Oh ship,
and he made me sign a paper that he was there.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
He got a first he got furloughed to go see
you there.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah, and he was there was relatives and an old
ass man, bro old man.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh and he.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Was like like walking, like breaking bad type of guy.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Wait, wait, he was old and in prison himself.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, I think he was. He didn't say, but I'm
pretty sure he was a trafficker or something.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah, and I forgot.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
He has a house arrest right now. He has an
house arrest for I don't know how many years. And
but he had to get permission to go. And he
even showed me a prison thing and everything. He was
an old man.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
No, wow, wow dude.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
So getting back to super Mario brothers, Broka, I'm talking
about this, So he's chiming in about I don't mind
an you know, if you saw if you saw merch
a super Mario if you saw merch, you know, that's fine,
you know, but it's kind of rude, you know, when
you don't have the headliner? Can I sell merch? And
(56:24):
then you set up the best merchery?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
Always I was a store hunt. You should always asking.
In fact, I have a policy of like, if it's
not me, I ain't selling it, you know what I mean,
Because they're not here for me, bro, they're not here
for me. They're not they're here for this. I'm just
fucking helping out, you know. And that's the way I
look at it. And I don't know, I just never have, dude,
(56:46):
I just wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
So I'm I'm in a comment right there. He goes,
I think I said, f k that. I think that
comic over took too many liberties on that one. And
I remember, but Willie Barceena told this comic to saw
his merch across the street from the theater, no way,
(57:10):
and then then I just let that that Then the
guy like the comic who knew He said, but he
still saw his merch And I said, yeah, he saw
em merge. And it was kind of sad after a while, man,
because you know, the guy was kind of blind you know,
he couldn't see it from his peripheral was dark, and
(57:35):
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
We all laughed about that. On the way home.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
We were all in the same car, and my last
comment was, he was in the car with us. He
had a chance three hours to get to the show
to tell the headliner. Can I saw merge? He had
a chance when we picked him out to go to
the show man. After that, it's on. It's not him right,
And his whole act was him selling that shirt.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
The whole act.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
Oh no, at the beginning of this act was Sam
talking about the shirt, and then he puts it on
at the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Get the fun out of here. He actually has a
bat about that.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
He made it. He made him, He made him. I
think he made a million dollars already.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
I already bought a house without and God blessed him.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
Broke. He can't see from I remember we're playing Maddie.
He's watching the short in the game like this because
he could only see from the bat the cyber like
a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Because a peripheral vision.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
He's legally blind. He has to roll with that guy
David and Wally Wong.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
God because he's not.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
The only guy that made Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Martin McGuire, maguire.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
What about that guy.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
I always hear that story about that guy that was
like Joey Diaz show and he was Martinez.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
He was selling DVDs. Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
And I'm always like, what it's wrong with the ball?
The balls, dude, the fucking ball.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Some fools don't care.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Man, there's some fool we are going in fuck that day.
If I'm headlighting and the whole show sold out, don't
sell merch because you're there to do a ten minute spot,
he goes. I watch a lot of people that do
a guest spot until I saw merch, and I was
gonna write down that was me.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Bro show the Little Luggage Pece show to a.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
Laugh Factory and do a twenty minute set. And I'm
outside of the show, Bro, So I didn't see these
for twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
But the laugh Factory is different because you got you
got ten comics and everybody's doing like, you know, fifteen
minute spot. Yeah, if it's a showcase, I can see.
It's not like a road show or like an event.
You know, I could if you're doing it. If you're
doing a showcase, I can see you going, hey, I
got because that's the grinders, that's my thing. And I'm like,
you know, if I do showcase, I really got some
grinders right outside. If you guys want to buy one,
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they're really cool, ten bucks whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
But if it's again, man, and then also you you
might want to.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Consult with whoever is running the show just to make
sure they don't have merch for the.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Show and step it on your toes. Dude, it's crazy.
Comics are so bad, I know, man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I remember time we did a show at the ice
House and I think one of those Rudy Morano shows.
It was packed, people packed, and nobody was headlighting. Then
the Devil went up last.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And when we went outside and one of the comics
had a table bro.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
With T shirts, bro flashlights, bumper stickers. I mean, this
comic lives in burd Bank, Bro, this comic lives in
the valley.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
You just came out of your house to rob people.
But I think you want to just stand outside the
comedy show two with two forty five millimeters bro and
make people by give you money.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
You want to live. So he had a.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Table and there was another guy, and it was another
on the corner, bro signing these Jesus shirts God first
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
God first, God first, God Willing. I would never buy
a shirt. He had everything, Bro, And I remember Willi Barsenna.
He was taking photo with these cheeks and then he goes, hey, man,
let's move to the side over there.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
They're having a fucking flea market over here.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
That's funny, though, Bro, I want to collapse. I died, died,
I fucking die. Bro. I died. Bro. He goes, fuck
your flea market. Swamp me over here. Remember the comings
you used to sell a little bats the bad why
(01:01:59):
it is part of a bit a joke. Get get
the out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah, Bro, It's so funny when people put bits they think.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Work on their shirts.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
They're like, you like that bit, I'm gonna have the
shirt right after the show, And I'm like, no, trying
your stupid shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
When when like the road comics, we'll do it like
not like okay, Like Larry Cable Guy, he did get
it done. That was his thing, and that was a
side character, Larry the Cable Guy, that he would do
at the end of the show. But I remember working
with a comic that like he was a feature to
act Bro and that, and I was at the opener.
(01:02:40):
But that fool closed every day Bro with his twelve
minute bit just to sew a shirt. Bro sell a
shirt about a turtle and he's Cuban.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
And no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yeah Man Drownding, I don't know. Man wasn't last name.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
I know I featured for a comic. They had a
girl's underwear Bro. That was part of a bit at
the end.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
He'll put it on, huh yeah, and then he told
the no, not that one, but yeah. I remember was
another comedian that was a G string. He would actually
he would wear a G string on stage.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
And I remember, like I was short comics, Hey you
want to do a guest BO for the Bucks hold
on string?
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
He had to go in the car and put it on.
His closing bit was like the butt cheeks with.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Where are you going with this? Bones?
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I know, but in my mind when I see that,
I want to ask this person, how far do you
think this is going to carry?
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
You?
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Like is this an HBO special? Like where where's dude?
Is this coming out on your Netflix special?
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Were not thinking like that back then about killing making
money and getting laid at the end.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Seles a bunch of Sean I remember you used to
have that. He had a shirt that said got coke,
like instead.
Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Of pushing ship bro and it and it had lines,
and I was all, no one wants to announce they
do coke.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I know, right, no one wants to announce they do coke.
Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
You what the one ridiculous merch you ever seen? Like
as far as saying something that one I know I
have Captain stable Hole, But what's the one you saw?
I know, like for example, Captain stable Hole or whatever,
get her done, keep on trucking whatever. What did you see?
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Three hugs? Remember that all the models.
Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
There's a comic who has free hugs and he and
he does a joke about hugs is a bear and
and it is to just submerge, and it's a bear.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
It's a bear behind jail. It's like free hugs. Get it?
It's the bear by. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
About when a comment says that some of the pros
you are actually gonna go to a charity. I have
adopted this kid from water Mala.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I didn't, dude, I know I know a guy who
said her has cancer we're gonna put on a show
for her, and.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's like this, you got Dale Chill.
Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
But they would kind of hunt the audience into putting
money into the bag or the hat. Come on, everybody
church because I was, I was, and they'll pass it
around again. Like seven times was a show and someone
was sper in my ear like halfway through the show.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
They're all, he doesn't even have a sister. And he'd
be like, look at the picture.
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
She's dying as we yes, dog, yeah you can savor.
Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
You got Dale chilled?
Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Bro, Birdman got accused of stealing the money or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Bro, you're lying and at the bird A couple of
the speakers, bro. Bro actually work with the organization.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Bro, But it was it was crazy because I'm like,
how fucked up are you?
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Bro? How bad? Like do you want bad karma?
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Like it's like, dude, dude, you're gonna get struck by
lightning it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Bro, you're messing up his resume. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
He had an interview tomorrow at Cobbs.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
As a I was gonna say, as a manager or
those are the kind of fools that jack the tip
jar huh, straight up jar, dude, straight up, Like I
realize how low a person could get in comedy until
they can get lower.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Hey, when you're working at that bar, h, did you
ever have anybody pass away and then some loser from
the bar puts in a collector jar just to keep
the money.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Yes, yeah, dude, yeah uh uh. There was a guy
that everybody thought died and then people collected money for him,
and then he popped up like five years later.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I'll take that. Who is this guy? We called him
the Chicken Man. He was the.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
He was like this dude who was a pimp in
the neighborhood. He got locked up for like twenty two years.
When he got out, he got like a small business
loan and he started selling fried chicken like he would
make it and you know the coffee where you push
the coffee down and the thing comes out. He stored
the fried chicken in there, and he would come into
the bar and sell the chicken there everybody. And it
was actually really good, bro, if you didn't think about
(01:07:12):
where it came from. And then we called him the
chicken Man, which is because he's a black dude.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
He couldn't call him the colonel. You get sued, yeah,
you get sued, But so he chicken mic Ah. He
died and then I remember someone collecting.
Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
A memorial for him, and like I even gave to
the memorial.
Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
And then time went on. I cried, everybody cried.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Fucking Then one day I met the Improvin sounds hey
and they're like, hey, but I wants to talk. He
said he knows you, and I'm like, it's fucking chicken man, dude,
And I was like, where your bed? He's all I
went back home for a couple of years, dude, And
this was chilling them all.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Bro blah blah blah, can remember her name. I held
the bro we spread his ashes in front of the bar.
Shut off that dog.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
This lady set up this whole fucking scam, dude, and
she made off like a bandit because no one saw him.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
She knew this dude, because this is before phones and like.
Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Internet was around, but you couldn't really look someone up.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
That took a lot of balls to spread ashes.
Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Bro. She came with like a little like a little
jar and she was like I can't even open it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
She's off, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
And I was like I didn't even know you really
knew him like that, like yeah, and then she made
off and then no one ever heard from her again either.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
You know, Bro, that never happened at this bar. Bro,
that whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Happened at at the at the bar, I go to Bro,
you we have decent people, Bro. You know fake death.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Bro, nobody gets elect you cute over here, brou everybody
has a voice. But that's when I when I noticed
that video, is that I never seen a bar. It's
been a I don't drink no more, but damn, I
remember knowing bars that open at six.
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, that's an air That's what I used to work.
But in Cali that's the store starts on essex a m.
Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Yeah. From two to bro, they go dark.
Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
I used to call it the medical bracelet hour because
that's when the guys would come in from like detoxing
on like drinking, almost poisoning themselves, little hand aff shad.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
They come in with their little property bag and a
fucking because this is a dive bar.
Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
If you guys know Caravan and San Jose, it's a
fucking shithole, and that's why everybody loved it. And they
would come in with their little bracelet, their little fucking
you know, in my mind, Bro, I gotta serve this
guy too like my bar, like I I, where do
they come in with a bracelet?
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
She's all serve them. They are highest paying customers. They
keep the lights on.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You have a been to that bar where a christorians
to live? Yes, International Taelcos tell us what's up. We're
hanging out outside Tacos. We're spoken to joint and then
he the owner come out of the bar, bro and
he's Italian. Christy is something about don't have comedy shows.
(01:10:05):
I don't know what he was what he's telling about.
He was telling about don't do this, don't do that right,
And I'm just woking a joint and he just looks
at me and he and then he started picking up
darts on the floor the parking lot and he puts
it in his pockets and goes, this is my fucking clientele.
And I took the doors from me, so the bar
will throwing them at people outside. Probably I fucking died, Bro.
(01:10:31):
I had a heart attack. I couldn't stopped laughing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
That bar was wild because he said this.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Fool like Heid. He's already like told Chris something personal.
I didn't really pay attention what they were saying. But
but he's like he's like picking up bar trash around
the parking lot, fucking only find cards to park there.
And and there's darts from his dark dark board from
the bar in the fu floor.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Bro, they were on the floor on the floor outside.
Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Fine, yeah, because it because it just to describe it
to people, it's like four or five cars.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
And then Chris Jordan's.
Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Stairs go up up to the top and there's a
little narrow pathway that you got to go through to
get into the bar.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Yeah, And so I guess somebody was like five dollars
out of that bar for the weapon and dropped them
in the parking line throw. So then the owner picked
them up and goes, this is my clientele, no respect
because the way of saying to me, I have the
shittiest clients, so shitty that they fucking take the dolls
(01:11:37):
out of the bar and they throw by somebody outside
or they realized why am I taking these dolls and
they dropped on my barking line, so we would go
flat their cars.
Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
It was bro, like you pull up at night like
pirates COVID.
Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Then you'd pull up at night and there'd be some
because he had hookers all around that bar and those
were There's two different parts.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Of the tackle bar.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Bro look it up and local.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
He pulled it up.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
There's two differ parts like t al heel.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Didn't burn down or something. There's three you wish.
Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
There's one part that has uh, the drum hookers. Then
there's another part that has like young hookers that have
their ship together for hooker. And then they have where
Chris lived right there. Broc Yeah that's Telcos dude, and
yeah that's the fire.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
And they lived on and then the Homi lived up there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
The bar is still there though the bar exists, mean
said show like uh they we used to call the
hookers in that area donner hookers because they didn't have
no teeth. They were all and like fucking they would
we pull up and dropped this off and there'd be
like a.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Dude getting his dicks up on Chris stairs, dude, and
like keeping the bay weird. But that was all that
was open open, right, That's what like the home.
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Hey, there was a lot of bicycle gangs over there,
and there's.
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Right where Chris lives, there's the Border Brothers, and then
a little bit further over you have like Studenos.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
There's watermelin gangs there. H it was kind of grimy
right there. The water malins are crazy because.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
They didn't the grandfather of that kid who was murdered
in a in the subway go to that bar station.
Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Yeah, that's what's the kid name that got shot in
the barn station, Oscar Graham.
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Sorry, his grandfather went to his grandfather.
Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
According to Chris, his grandfather went to Telcos and he knew.
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Him and that he talked to him and.
Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Hear say it's here, say bro, because that's the thing
is like, it's it was a little disparaging according to
to this grandfather. But then it's like I met someone
who said that they were his aunt and she was
like he was a good boy.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
And it's like, dude, you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
You can't sit there and say that ship dude, Like
maybe that guy's not even his grandfather, Like how the
fuck do you even know he's his grandfather?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Chicken back, total chicken.
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Man, fucking chicken man. So yeah, man, So I was
hanging out at that bar and there was a woman,
a black lady. She was like rolling up a blunt
outside the parking lot of Tacos and we're passing by.
We're gonna go up the stairs and passed by with
my long hair, and she said, out of her out
(01:14:24):
of her car.
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I should love that hair between my legs.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Yeah, turned around, bro, like that chicken shawt shank.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Give her that. I was like Heather Lockley, Bro, what
was the head of time? And what Ryan?
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
There's always a group of ladies that was actually asked
me to going through there, like you know, just actually.
Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Ask a lot of foxy ladies need to go there.
A lot of foxy ladies like very high, like like
older women that look good.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
But there were barflies like older black women. There was
a lot of hot older black women there. Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Man, like when Pam Greer went to that bar and
with Samuel Jackson, you're gonna need some fucking brother but
brother repellent.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
There used to be a bar on the other side,
and like I think it was either it was I
think it's North Oakland called Dorsey's Locker.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
A good bar. It was like straight up pimps and
hose in there. Bro. It's like Holco straight.
Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Up right there is that Yeah, that's East Oakland.
Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
But I like me and Lissa, we like bar where
everybody is there, bro, Like you might see a cop
there and bro, and you might see a thug or
just aroundom people and everybody found a neighborhood is there
and mixed. Yeah, and then when you look over, like
you say, like, somebody gets loud, Hey, that's my cousin.
Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's It's kind of how my bar was.
But we had like because that was the thing. Is
like on I ran the weeknights, and the firefighters would
come in on one night, and we had marines, a
whole group of marines that would come in on another night.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
And uh, but the weekends belonged to the.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Ship, to the shiptheads, dude, just straight up just but
in the daytime it was worse.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Man like imagine just oh, bron, just.
Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Sick people, fucked up dude, drug addicts and ship because
right next door was a hotel where they where he
got out and stayed when he got out of prison,
and it was filled with that element with what do
you call sex offenders?
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah, Bro, watching when I was watching that only barfly,
there was a guy he had put a he had
put an egg inside his beard and and then like
he fucking he had a whiskey shot and his hand
(01:16:56):
was shaking too much. Bro for the whiskey shot like that, right,
wom made a handkerchief, Bro, and tied it up and
held a shot and went and use a handkerchief like
that right like a and he drank it at that right,
(01:17:17):
and the bartender looks, looks at him and goes, this
one's on me.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Because he wanted do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Yeadic at that point, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
You serve the guy?
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
You have to what are you gonna do? What are
you working? He's gonna do it? The other thing I
was saying earlier, like I had to like serve people
that he was shaking though, yeah, because he needed it.
We had a guy that would commit.
Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
His name is Peter, and when he touched the glass
it would leave a handprint on that.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
And like every once in a while, Peter, take a bath.
It's going crazy go on. And Peter would go.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Take a bath and then come right back and drink
and he would just sit and pound Bro. And I
didn't know like what it's deal was until we started
putting suggestion box out with paper. This fool would write
the craziest ship dude. Yeah, quiet, he was quiet. I
never said a word, Bro, except I wouldn't be at least.
Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
When the last time you went to a bar and
they had a cigarette machine.
Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
That you pulled out my bar?
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
When I worked at the Caravan, I think it's gone now,
but we had a cigarette machine in there.
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Mirror on it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah, a mirror you look at your makeup hot real fast.
I forgot that that the fucking cigarette had a little
mirriage to Did.
Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
You use it to buy cigarettes when you were a kid?
I always did.
Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I bought Winston's there one time, the gold Ones.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I'll get scared, I do it real quick and then
fucking bounced. Dude, you're just telling a bar it'll kick
your ass out. Yeah, man, I remember, I remember out
no check it out.
Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Bro outside of bars because like at first they outlawed them.
Uh when they start first started outlaw of these, it
was in places where it was under twenty one. They
stayed in like they stayed in dive bars for a lot.
Because I know the very last day I worked with
the Caravan because I know specifically the ship went down
over the cigarette machine.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Yeah that's vintage now.
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Yeah, yeah, dude, five bucks, that was when it was
five bucks for a pack.
Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Now, I don't smoke Hawaii New York twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Probably, yeah, but you go in the Middle States, dude,
there's still like six seven bucks. They're not bad because
that's where you have that sign right there. When we go,
when we go on the road in like Kansas, I'll
do this.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
I'll buy like a ton of fucking Menthols.
Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
And I used to go back to the Improvin sell
them benthos.
Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
But they don't say like methos.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
They're out loud here in California menthos here.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Whack what happened? Bro Fish was getting hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I don't know why. Oh, I think it was kids
or something like that. Upward is welcome to the caravans misleading.
Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
The owner is racist, by the way, but she says
the N word.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Quite quite a lot. Negotiate, but you know, I get
to say that now on the public thing. That's great caravan.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Yeah, that's uh, that's that's what it looked like. Still,
that's what if. That's if that's like a recent picture,
that's it looked like that when I was younger.
Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I think Rachel still works there. Shout out to Rachel.
She got me in the comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Her under Worse Jo and Tumble thet Moose that's moosehead
right there. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I go to a bar and I see a bunch
of underwear and on a moose. I leave right away, bro,
because I know that ain't gonna happen tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
When I see bras and fucking underwear and stalking on
that moose, I feel like that time is gone and
we remember the good times. It was that day and
it happened again. We have no more mooses.
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
A good time rolled away checking your stocks over there.
Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
I was seeing the comments that people were saying about.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
What some food podcast don't forget to watch? Do you
even binge podcasts? And go check out the history for
Foods podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
We just did a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
We did the history of Baseball and Communism and Boyle Heights.
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Yeah, that's right. We had a little bit of communism
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Oh, Damion, Damien Garcia.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Even Garcia, he.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Fucking raised the flag and the Alamo and then he
showed up to the pekoa Liso and and they were
all ottle things. Yeah, here's but we'll talk about that
on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
I think that episode should have been called the history
of first of all, history of of of Communism and
Baseball and then in the middle Filipe's trauma because we
went over how many times Felipe was traumatized as a
kid in that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Before twelve before it was crazy. I go check out
that fucking episode. He really asked, that's what's crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Is this fool has I was like, hey, Bro, I
don't know if you noticed this. You got a lot
of trauma in your youth, dude, like like before twelve Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I haven't dont with it. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Also, but I don't forget. We got this boombox, man,
you let me know what you want to do with it.
It has Bird Crusher's name on it. Well, you loaded.
Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
But those things are they're called bump boxes. Do those
things are expensive? If you have a comedy club.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
You know, if you have a comedy club, you could
put this in your bar man and say, you know what, Man,
one time he came by here and dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Off his radio because of that bump up Mike, what's up? For?
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
How's your son? How's your son?
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Bobby?
Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Gona have kids when I'm grown, they left. I'm an
empty nester.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
He's yeah, he's good, he's healthy. They started school today, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Yeah, he's your son is fifteen, Oh, he's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Now your son is fifteen and fifteen four? Right? Six six? Yeah,
either the same age as my grandson or younger or older,
maybe a year older. Six on Sunday. Wow, man, time flies, bro,
it does. Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
It's crazy because I've known you as long as Bobby's
pretty much been around.
Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I know, like the year Bobby was born is when
I first met you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
You know what's crazy, bro, is that I grew up
not seeing my kids, and now I'm growing up last
seeing my grandkids.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
It's wonderful, though.
Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
It's like this generation didn't forget didn't forget about me either.
Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Jeue juze and you meet them hang on, yeah, you
gotta you know, my dad would always say, because he's
all the grandma's want the attention with their babies, so
I just sit back and wait them and wait for
them to come and hang out with me and then
find out that I'm fucking And then my dad's always
been the favorite amongst grandkids for that reason.
Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
And they went out with a girlfriend younger than you,
my little mean you feel young, brother? Your your dad
a younger chick than you?
Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
No, because I like girlfriend so I'm good.
Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Dude, But she looks major as your your daughter, your wife,
your brother, your wife, your My.
Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Dad's girl is probably like ten fifteen years younger than him.
Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
She's not younger than me though, really I thought she
was like thirty year younger. Yeah, she looks seventy. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
But oh my dad, yeah he's in the seventies. He's
definitely in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
His girlfriend fifty forty, So I think so somewhere around there.
She's not younger than me.
Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
But you know, the mouths up there going, I guess
you got it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
That we were married too, because you know, you don't
want to say I'm proud of you, you don't want
to say fuck you. But someone like that, like the
way he described the mom, would just say something backhanded
like that, Bro, I guess you got it like that.
She'll be ready for battles.
Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I remember, bro, this chick talking about Tim Moreno, and
Jake told the mom that I who thought was a
guy that was on TV. Mom, he was on the
show Locals, And the mom looked at her and said,
I guess you got it like that met.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
My speaker chie, Oh my god, bro, that she.
Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Used to talk about moreno as shows and she would
hang up with a speaker hiding and I would him, Bro,
the goes your speaker cheek, Bro speak to her?
Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Bro this thing on speaking of his microphone? Do shot
speak of the devil? That was the best beach I
ever had? Me? Who taught you? My mom? I guess
you got it like that? Tell experiences built fellas. How
you get down? Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
You told me you were like go home after you
you ever like went home with a woman, or and
when you as soon as you got there, like you
didn't feel like having sex? No more like Oh man,
now I'm trying to find a way to get out
of here.
Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Yes, yes, one time I went to this girl's house. Dude,
she started taking off her clothes. She's stunk. Bro, I mean,
I'll be right back. I'm gonna go back real quick.
I'm gonna go grab my ball and I just out broul.
Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I can't, I can't do it. I'm not gonna hold
my breath. I'm not gonna if you tell him to
take a shower, they're gonna get mad.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Anyways, Yeah, but how do you tell it? How do
you tell a girl like? Because I've done that same exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I say, you know what, man, I shared my path
on away here, I take a shower.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Because I know one pulled a horny horny that won't
be no pants on the way over here?
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Can you take a shower?
Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I don't know, man, you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
I have, I have had that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
I and I've done almost I've done no fuck no, bro,
you can't stick it.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I thought you're an animal.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
But you know when I was in my twenties, bro,
I did I had Yeah, Okay, I did.
Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
But you know, you get into your thirties and you're.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Like, nah, man can do kettle call any especially once
you've had Yeah, once you've had like something like that,
doesn't have that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
You're like, all right, so I got my divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
You've been with a girl. You've been with a girl, bro,
and she had like a blind relative avida.
Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Are you better solve? You have somebody with you.
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
They know that's why they're asking. Blind fool's got that
sixth sus My mom walked in.
Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
My sister given given a dude to blow child.
Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I guess she has it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Whoa is to speak?
Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
My little sister the lights she was like nineteen or twenty.
She was enough and she was not like that because
but my mom.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
I think my mom pretended to not see it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
And she my sister was like, you know, Mom wakes
up and she can't see without her glasses, and she goes, meha,
it's time to go to bed. What's going on in here?
And then she just turns off the lights and goes
and I'm all, she saw, she saw you. She saw
you fucking suck from that dude's dick, not that stick.
Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Huh. But yeah, fucking At least she's not doing it
on the streets. Your mom said, I know right well
the dyth Man Joe come get know. I remember my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
My mom kicked her out of the house and then
she was cleaning out her room and she found her
purple dildo like vibrator under the bed.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
She was walking around the house. You believe this is
what she's.
Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Had her bead Like, I wonder we couldn't watch mash really.
Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Good, Mom, it comes to live that night it's.
Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Sucking up the tracks and your dad sort of watched
mashes all fucked up. She's paging you at night, Mikah faithful.
Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
WHI phone on vibrated all night? Yeah, a lot of
little friends out there.
Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
So it's it's sad. But a woman want to masturbay too? Man, Yeah, home,
your daddy rubbing her vagina on the door. Now, what
are you doing, Mika? Trying to pick this lock? What
do you think I'm doing? Getting this ko?
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Oh? They get the water, bro, the water. Oh yeah,
they put it on the end. They get in the
bathtub like that. I just found that out. Actually, who's
on a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Really good?
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Does it? Brod?
Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
I went to at surgery the other day, Bro, Monday,
I came home, I went to, I went to I
went I went back to my nail doctor. Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Life, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I've been I've been like keeping secret bro for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Bro. So what they do?
Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
I went to my doctor and she gave me a
shot right here on my toe. It went deep into
a long hand.
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Needle, bro, Bro, my god, and then to the other side.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Brow.
Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
And then I waited, and then she put my foot
up and she put a little a little curtain over
my foot. I want to see, you want to see?
And I said, all right, I want to see. And
then I saw and she got nails scissors and she
just started cutting and blood was flying everywhere, bro, And
she got into the the bottom of the nail and
she got like a root appointed thing started scraping all
(01:31:00):
that meat off. And she gave me the nail and
I have it on my phone.
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
I'll put it up here.
Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
But it was this long, was that long, and it
was stabbing the ship at me.
Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Bro. And now Bro, now it feels better. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
If you want to get your fucking toes, check bro,
check out my doctor, bro a new hall.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Wait, hold on, sod cut into it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
You see the nail right here, the thumb, yes, but
I got a shot right here right and then and
then like she she put a rubber band over the numbness,
a tight rubber band, and then she held a toe
back and then she held my she pressed right there
and she got her her row real sharp small needles,
(01:31:51):
and then she just started cutting the nail all the
way down.
Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Oh so she didn't cut into your skin.
Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Wow, she's cutting into a skid because she's putting her
nail out. Bro, He's cutting and at the same time
pulling out none at all.
Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
It totally know. Oh my god, Bro, you're not gonna
grow straight after that? Or why did you get the
see you? Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I got the Anger Girl too short, and now like
I never had a pain. Nowhere's gone.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Bro. The thing that was like making it hurt, Yeah hard,
it's gone, because dude, I remember my mom when the
kid took one out? Did it look like a shark tooth? Brook?
Like that? Bro, it looked like it looked like. This
saved me.
Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Bro, it was I couldn't be. I couldn't perform the
black Swan anymore. Bro, I couldn't tippy toe no more.
Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Are you still in pain? No, it's gone. I've gone right,
so it's healed. Healed. But oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
It sounds it was horrible, bro, Like like everywhere I
would when it was painful, I would I was soakinging
hot water for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
And then I will get a.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Floss and I will I will go under the nail
because it hurts, and I'll just scrape the skin off
to just make it make just to make room for
the nail, because I know I can't cut it off,
but I will go under the nail and then throwing
it off and then go under with my floss under
the pain, and then push push push to just to
(01:33:19):
make more room.
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Get this so he wouldn't be on top of my skin.
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Dude, I do not like growing.
Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Yeah, that's not growing.
Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
You get an ingrown tone.
Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
No to shorty because I never had him to that
sounds you never, I never had it.
Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
You have fur on your feet, bros. You have fur
on your.
Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Foot, bro, I'll take it dog because I never want that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
And fucking stones, I never want to have neither of
those things. To say, hydrated kidney stones never scare the
funk out of me.
Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
My mom was in labor with me for forty seven
hours and I was the largest baby at the time
born in sales eleven and a half sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
And now you're telling it how it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
And she said that her stone was worse than going
through my labor.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Yeah, should like candy, bro.
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
I told us, I've only heard bad things, like I
had a friend who was like, he's kind of like
an mm A fighter, fucking all in the kinds of
different kinds of pain, and he was It dropped me.
Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Phillip's mom had kidney stones, bro, My god, and she
had to peel them out right.
Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
That's horrible, bro. She put two of them on an
ornament and took them home. She put him into an ornament.
They were shaking at this. No, no, you could just
throw those away from.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Yeah, bro, she should want to see. She put him
inside like a clear round ornament. They were like these two.
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
It looked like rocks, bro Beard.
Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
But seen what I've seen a small one. It looked
like kind of like solder. When it hits the Florida,
it kind of gets the little The thing is is
they have jagged edges and they dragged through your urethroat.
Ude just pulls the skin, they say the woman, it's
easier because you pee them out through obviously their whole.
And then a man, you know, it's harder because you're
just guy. You have the whole length of your penis left.
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Yeah, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
I heard too that that surgery is dangerous with lasers
because they can break it up, but it also can
damage your kidney. Well that's the worst, bro, because of
what it does is it breaks it up and now
you got.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
To spit out like ten of those motherfuckers. They're not
as big, but that's what the damages does to the
actual kidney. Did did you ever see that show dead Wood?
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Yeah, and they make him piss out the fucking they
called it a gleat in the fucking show and they
make him piss it out and like, I think it's again.
I don't know how the pain is, but that full
look like he was gonna he wanted to die.
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Like in the Civil warhunt they chop off a handy.
Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
You like, like fuck your captain, hook, Bro. What thats.
Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
The problem with it is is that the really to
get rid of him hasn't changed.
Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
You still have to pee it out.
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
And so whether you did it in the eighteen hundreds
or now, you're going through the same fuck campaigns.
Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
That they're masking it with. Like you know, pills, You
can't take pills for nothing. Nothing, dude, nothing works.
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Really everybody I've ever talked to us, but like, dude,
they'll give you something, but it ain't working.
Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
What's up, full podcast? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
We want to do the history of Hawaii. The show
right now on Apple called Chief of War.
Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
I was gonna ask you today what we're working on
Hawaii is perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Or we'll do about it Hawaiian.
Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
I'll tell you though, Here's the thing. Every once in
a while, just fool say something and I'll be like.
Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
That's easy. And this one last week was everything's easy.
This one.
Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
He goes history of baseball. Holy fuck, Bro, baseball is baseball.
There's more history. There's more complicated history to baseball than
there is Napoleon like.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Episode. It was so much easier baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
There's a team full of a ton of guys and
they're all over one hundred years old and they're all rich.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
Yeah, it was crazy. We do not have enough time
to go over everything. It was crazy, dude. Baseball history.
It was very dense and I barely scratched the service
and I read two books.
Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Yeah, manas New York rich all all balls and baths.
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Actually the bro if you're gonna watch Dodger games at
six in the morning from the night before you go
to this bar. Bro, it's in Callde. Hey, Bro, of
course those people on the police station.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
So if you're gonna doe you why you're not gonna
go far?
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Bro? The neighborhood. That's where.
Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
That's where that mayor was like, Hey, where's all the
homies at? Why are you guys protecting us from ice?
It's from Yeah, yeah, what's so full? Podcast? Man, don't
forget Irvine. I mean Irvine at the Spectrum at the
Irvine improv shows are sold out, buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
That's right, man. If you're trying to get tickets, it's
sold out. If you're trying to get up, if you're
trying to be a family member and hit me up
for tickets too late, man, you know like you should.
You should have hit me up like a month ago.
If you're gonna hit me up the day of the show,
I'm gonna look at my friend I musa say to
you and say, you know that fare disrespectful of you
(01:38:11):
hitting me up the day of the show, motherfucker. When
that ship sold out, it is the last time you
fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Go back to your seat, exit, don't come. I love
you dog.
Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
We buy eleven tickets, so we will hit me up, bro,
And they say that they bought ten tickets and there
were two hundred dollars each, And I'm like, fuck, bro,
you're making more than me. Yeah, two hundred dollars. You're
just gonna go full of whose shops like that. If
that was buying apples, he wouldn't go fucking buy the
(01:38:50):
most expensive apples first.
Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
He'll shop around, especially he's buying them for everybody else.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He's got a couple of stores, though.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
We paid two hundred dollars for your tickets brought when
bag Bro, we couldn't even stay together.
Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Bro, So you did you have fun? Is all I
want to know.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Shout out to west Side Boxing Gym Man, the man
who started the gym passed away. Shout out to him.
It was a boxer.
Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Bro. All right, shout out to my homeboy.
Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
There it is Man oh Man, and we can merge
right next door. Also, my friend Ralfa Modan Man, he
passed away. They're doing August thirty first. They're doing one
of those honor him things.
Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Rip Man.
Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Yeah, for real, Bro, we just play crazy games Bro
with that guy, like we didn't hear his house one
of the houses that nobody can spend the ninth Bro
coming inside either way in the porch.
Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
No, you're not even allowed in the house.
Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
No, but I have friends, like it was one of
the friends that you know. It brought you away outside.
Bro is not mad, Bro, especially especially when your friend
Bro's ugly. You can't come in. So one time one
time his mom was out of town. Sisters let everybody
(01:40:21):
who gives them. I don't even know. He didn't say,
don't touch anything, but it beat up. But bro, we
were playing games like turning off the lights and start punching.
Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
Everybody's that game, all right? You got ready red And
then like I'll be the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
I'll turn the lights off, all right, go and then
time punching each other. And then I turned the lights
back on. And then like me and my brother Angel
and my friend Rafa, the guy who owned the house,
we look at each other and will point at this
guy named Chris, and he goes standing over there with
the lights.
Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Time we're going to be that way.
Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
We'll go over there, bro, we stop beating the funk
out of him. Bro, And then like I turned the
lights on, and then like the fucking that fools, like
getting ready and then look to see where he's that again.
Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
He's over there in that corner.
Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
So turn the life back off and go charge them
a gan dog.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
That's fucking hilarious, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
That's that guy. That guy was crazy. Boy was one
of those kids. Bro, Like like if you funk with
him and a sleepover that fool, go to his house
and grab two dogs and then bring those two dogs
into the house your house.
Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
That's how monsters are created, bro, Yeah, dude, for real,
So you create a bully.
Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
That's how you create a bully. Dude. For real, those kids,
to me always know their houses.
Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Were really farty or they were like super clean. When
they when you know, when the mom would't let anybody in,
they opened the door, you can see past smells like
dogs shit in there or smells like dog I had
a friend I stayed at this He invited me to
stay the night of his house and they would let
the dogs shit in the room, and like the house
(01:42:09):
was fucked up and dirty and there was only one
part that they kept clean for like visitors.
Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
It's just like when I lived like this was in
San Martin, was in the country. It was so gross, Bro,
I wanted to get the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Of there, Dude. My clothes stunk when I left. It
was awful.
Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Yeah, my friend's house broke. He would let everybody in,
but nobody wanted to come in.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
I was dirty, fool. I was dirty, bro, And the
his stepfather was racist. A Mexican guy named Wait, I wait,
they're mopped. He's just talking about that and that fool
he will always bring like he'll go to a restaurant
(01:42:52):
or a factory and he'll know like okay, man today,
they're gonna throw away the milk because it's already old.
Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
So go there and grab a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
So then they're gonna throw away all the hot dog
buns because they're like two weeks old. They'll go grab them.
So they're gonna throw all the fish away, all the
meat away. You'll go grab it. So dude, this food
got a hold of boxes of square fish sticks like Gordon's,
but they were like all square fish sticks, bro right patties, patties,
(01:43:23):
other squares, and he had he had a half of
like stacked up.
Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
To the high.
Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
They were about to expire in a week or three days.
He was just slanging those fools right, slanging them, and
they were everybody with everybody in the neighborhoods eating fish
for a week. Bro, Dude, inside the house, he had
a big gass fish like this big bro like this
(01:43:49):
like a hole like a fish. It was like a whole.
It was like a half a fish, but just the
good part. I guess this restaurant or this this this
butcher or this team were placed but saw dry fish.
And that was a dry fish. So it's already dry.
You cut it up and it's dry.
Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
Fake.
Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
He's Chinese people like dry fish.
Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
But he had a big ass piece that wasn't cut
a chunk.
Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
So we would go in there and that big chunk
is still still there. Dog in the kitchen getting a passa.
I remember the first time and it was still good.
I took a low ass piece. It was like this, Bro.
I felt like fucking like a Maori warrior. Bro who
just finished killing a killer whale. And they gave me
a little piece for holding the fin while everybody else
(01:44:35):
that was strong killed it. Yeah, So he gave me
like a little chunk, Bro, And I took it to
my dad's my dad and my dad cut it all up.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
He made he put tomatoes on it. It made He
made it like sardines and he made it. Yeah, Bro,
But that fucking ship was there for two weeks and
they never took it out.
Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
There's roaches already, dog, Yeah, ni them like that's so gross.
Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
And then like when we're hanging out in the middle
of night, that man holds it, you know the step
that will get unloaded, and then he goes man that
will getting mad, bro, and then start racing, racing racist
ship and start stabbing that fish like as a person.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
What's wrong with that? A mental issue? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Man, easy old man in the sea that who.
Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Had hair like like like back and we had a
leather jacket. And he'll be driving and saying racist ship bro,
just driving and trying to run people over.
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
What's what was this guy's beef with life? Dude? You're
a nice guy, bro, world.
Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
I mean he gave food out to people. That's a
good human right. Nobody wanted it at the house.
Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
And I remember one time the wife, Wow, wow, what.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Happened?
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
I guess they were gonna make flout us right, flout
us flouted us right. And then they had like terms
of sour cream and the little girls. Bro, there were
little kids.
Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
They took out a sour cream and we put there.
They put somebody, another little girl put took the dam
from her house, and another little girl she took chips
from her house.
Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
And they're own like a little.
Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Picnic and they're eating chips. The little girls who the
grandma got all mad and they took the sour cream
and shared it. Would have the neighborhood beat the funk
out of them.
Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Oh wow, is everybody? Well, that's the food for the family.
More trauma.
Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Yeah, man, you fucking share the fucking so cream with
the words. You know they all they eat, is manning?
What you getting sour cream?
Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Oh my god? Or grape soda or orange soda?
Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
He goes that fucking stupid lady, your friend, she's fucking
she fucking took all the chips from her.
Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
Dad lunch whatever. The dad and the grandma were races. Yeah,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Bro, the chicados, Bro hardcore?
Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
That makes sense. You know they hate on I must
be related to them. Then they were hardcore boys, Damn.
Like uncle used to call that.
Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
He was crazy fool Like, you know, you're supposed to
have dogs, and I'm hungry dog eating fish.
Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Bro, that's why they're mad. You know that ship food?
Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
Bro, That fish does sound kind of good the the
way your dad made it.
Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
I'm not gonna lie. I keep thinking that was kind
of Bro's stupid. My dad swam under the told you
got this story, Bro, He swam under the under the
fucking petamonic appear and he took all the muscles from
one of the peers. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Really like whatever, Jock, he just scraped him out with
a knife and boil him.
Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
That you can't do that right there. You can't do
that ill fishing game.
Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
And all that pup. Bro, if you're indigenous, you could
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
People peeing from the bridge, Bro, all right, landing on
a shell?
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Gross, Yeah, that's true. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Like if you if you go to the Tutamonic appeer
and you see how fucking hard the way they're hitting
My dad was holding on, Bro, just scraping him and
put him in a fucking Bonds bag.
Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Fuck soldier, Bro, you didn't take it home. Make a
shippino with it, dude, shop pin s pino. Pino is
waiting for something lito. Bro. What's a chippino? Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Made with muscles? I really delicious soup made with muscls
and clams. You can like a clam chippino.
Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
You want to get chippinos? Bro, hang out with this guy, Bro,
I got shippino.
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Bro. Too many shippinos.
Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
What's the best time of year to eat shippinos?
Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Bro? No, you're around, you're really seafood city. That man.
Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
We asked for the schippino and it's just basically.
Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Sipino though. That's like linguini and clams.
Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
Yeah, dude, clam shippino is like you have it with muscles, dude.
My dad would order them a shippino with muscles and clams.
Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Production sauce in there and fucking it looks delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
But I don't eat that ship. I'm like muscles, I
like clams. I don't like none of that ship. What's
So Fool podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Ma, thinking very much for bre Go Torres at Bunch
Escobar for joining us on the warsaw Full podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
What's your Venomo? Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Just to get Joanna.
Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
At but Escobar, dude, especially if you're like, hey, I
got a suggestion for History for Fools Because I buy
books with that ship, I don't buy anything.
Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
So shout out to Martin Rizzo. He's at three L
Council right now.
Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Got three L. Yeah, man, good night, thank you, good night,
thank you,
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