Ep 546 - 3 Plates Tommy - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't try try What's Up Food Podcast? I'm over here

(00:28):
in the dark. Don't worry as long as you can
see my T shirt.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Bacco and Crucito and me flow and Pompe my life.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Don't be using my boxing anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hell yeah, bro, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We got three plates?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Three plates in the building.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Three plates and wrizzle one play one bro? Bro, I
gotta ask you again, Bro, remember get my fans right
to last time? Did you ever have a track suit
that had this on it?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Na?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's why food that was not made? That wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I keep thinking that the first time I saw him,
he was wearing a Backwood track suit. Bro, you see
that name of that No, even even if you did,
you go to Calia in Long Beach, No, huh yeah yeah,
and you're not wearing a track suit now.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Was at work that day?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
You're working at the working Yeah, that was dude. That
was a funny walk in Evan.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I got lit like, oh crazy, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
A knuckle bar? What what's so for? You got No, Bro,
it's not a knuckleball. I throw it like this, I
throw it like that, man, and I don't I don't
let go.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't let go, Bro, just throw it like this.
That's a knuckleball. But I also have another one where
a knuckle on the knuckles, lighter knuckle curve where I
hold it like this, but when I released it like
what like that and that mother fuck up. Bro, you
can hear it just goes straight, but then it dropped
like that.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Damn b try to swing at that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
But I've only told me and this is my curve, Bro,
which you gotta hold it right here at the end
and now and like that and then you spin it. Bro.
Swell bro yout tour like that. He's toy like this, Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
The the fucking.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
The screwball, the knuckleball, knuckleballs like this basically like this,
basically that yours.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You could like like a leopard.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Or like this man and just like that.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's the throw my pitch.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah the body ship.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Wow, you used to play baseball?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
He just any sports? Any sports in high school? Who
lows this thing to sports? Was me watching a space jam, Bro,
But people ask me, who's your favorite.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Player of Porky Pig Homie?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You know?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Now, I mean I skateboard, that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, you're a skater. Yeah you didn't play sports, volleyball
anything pee.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I used to play, you know, like a kickball.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Can you each pick up your mic and check check check?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
But I went on now mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Check check check on one.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
To let me see my mics. I see it's the
green the green lights on. Can I see what the
comments are? Staying on the on the chew too?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Where can I get that T shirt? Right now? This?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Sure you got one? Just one? Bro? Say one testing
one two, one two? Buckle my shoes, check three, four,
locked the door?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Five six?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Play ping pong?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That some of that play? What is it? Pickball?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Pickleball?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
If we ever did a show at the TV, yes
with you remember you did too.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I didn't do a shoe. I auditioned to sing right there.
Wait whatever, No, not that to craft Service to the TV.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I went with you.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You remember the craft service. Yes, there was the old
lady cooking with a big komal like.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
They picked her from the street.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know, they found her coment Mexican. The crafts over
was a local lady and man, and she would just
she had the whole kitchen run there.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
She had a big old pot and she was just
cooking everything. Should want big Tripp, what don't know that
you were holding up two guys of milk, said, watch
some people we have three plates here, three plates.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I thought his name was three plates because he eat
three plates of food.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Well where did it originate? The three plates?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Three places?

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Just from George? He's like, what's up, Tommy? You look
like you used to work out, and what's up three plates?
And he's all, damn three plates.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I was like, you know, see people that don't know
about the gym something they think it's the other thing.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
You know, three places?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
I told about either three plates at the gym or
three plates out of fucking king the barbecue.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
What's up for? Man's waiting for that person to write
the movie bro about Jay Rod the electrician, and we
already have plates to play his father.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Man, Hey the fuck? What was it? What were you
just saying right now before this?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But what.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
We took a fat shot?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Have you ever went to bro? I've been to a
I was I was, I was theoking at a chamberlain and.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
A sad What do you mean? My friend Angela, who
I did like. She was a girl in my junior
high that I just spoke to every once in a while.
She was pretty, you know. I would just say hi
to her. She was shy and I was shy, but
I would just tell her hi. And then on Friday
night she asked me if I could be her chamballage.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Bro, when was the fucking Saturday time?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You know, to be the main guy? She was fifteen?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
How are you going to do a bance?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It was? She was fifteen, bro.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
How are you? I was?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I was like regular fifteen, also sixteen, but she just
threw it at me.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't know where, man, I don't nowhere and.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
No practice.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
She told me after, where's the where's the where they're
going to be at she's gonna be It's going to
be at that read church, Reed Street church.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't know the church, but.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
How my park on Third Street? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
You used to live there, right, white church? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
The only way I know that that church because the
blood and blown out. They stabbed somebody there. Yeah, that
same Marria's church.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Right. So yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Wouldn't need more than just one guy. I need everybody.
He's on You're gonna have to get me out of California.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
That church, bro, that church on third Street?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, the one we're like, okay, so it's my King Tacko,
like by the cemetery, right, is that the one?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, it's it's not that park.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's okay, that's American Media Church.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
And they used it also in the fucking Uh we
saw that movie A real big church to.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Fucking Walking Walking Tom or the food taking Piston in
the church right.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
There they baptized you with your parents will to be
baptized Bro to the baptized you. Bro was with the water. Bro.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
They're drinking. They're drinking out of me. So she just
told me that's going to be there and the reception
it's going to be at the hollow Back Park little
recreation hall because I guess they rented the little for
the kids. I guess where they played basketball. So, man, dude,

(08:31):
I said, yes, did you go?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Because you're kind of like I said.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, but I said yes to be nice. And I
told my mom at the last minute, and she got
all mad that she had to buy clothes.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
So you had to buy suit.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, So she just bought me, like she said, she
told me, I'm going to save these clothes for for September, Bro,
for first day of school.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
She gave to me.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Now, so I got some I got some black jeans, bro,
and I had a white T shirt. I just went
like that, bro, like a little looking like a little waiter,
and my friend Coco rest in peace and h this
other dude I forgot his name, and this other dude
I forgot his name, and this other.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Guy I forgot his name.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I did show up.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I show it went back up. Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Ship going over there to that dangerous ass park at
night yeah, ship, brom walking from the project. No, no,
nobody gonna drop me off.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It was back like in the nineties, and I was bad.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, Bro, I had to walk on First Street all
the way to all of my park. So man, I
get there.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
First I go to the church and I just sit
there with her. What they're doing the king set protest? Yeah,
And then I go at nighttime to the reception.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I had one day to fucking learn the moves.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Did you learn the moves?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah? Bro, easy, but it is. But this is a
crazy part. That's why I'm pulling dynamite because the dancing
thing became my friends breakdancing. Bro.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Heh yeah, Like my.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Breakdancing was new, and my friend Coco and the other
guys could move walk already, and they already had a
white gloves and they went out there. Bro, I started
doing like this, and then me and that girl we
danced and then she had a great time.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's cool though. She was all dressed up like status.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
But I was like fucked up, like the muther have
just told her to the last minute, Mika tomorrow return fifteen.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I wonder before she asked.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
The settlement of money came in, let's have a King Sana.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
She was.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
She was dressing white and everything, Bro, and the whole
family was there.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I felt like I was caught in a King Sana nightmare.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Bro. Like she was all like a wedding.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
King Sana emergency.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Or he said, yea a surprise party, surprise king, like
a practical joke. But she up having a good time. Man.
She told me thanks damn shook my hand.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, was that your.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Last King sign ever participated?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I was another King and yeah, Bro, were actually wore
a suit a tuxedo and we learned to dances.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Bro, You're ready, You're prepared, You're like you're confident.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hell yeah, my baby mama Bro with an ugly haircut,
Oh yeah, and glasses, Bro, Like, what am I doing here?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Because you got you got your baby. Mama pregnant in
high school?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Hell kid, she.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Told me how pregnant and we're telling her that sucked up?
Are you're going to raise a baby?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
It was a king before or after the kids.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It was before bro a Baptiste before that killed later.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
In the night, dude, Wow, lant Never.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
I never wanted to do me a She's like, no,
wants to set barty And I was like, what am
I going to get.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
A and all that shows anyway, I tell you, I
wanted to just throw a biggest party for me for
being fifteen and for a king.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Say, yeah, I never did anything for I never had
a party my whole life.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
For birthday, any birthday.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, because my birthday is right by because you wanted
three plates.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Bro. No, my birthday right by Christmas. So your birthday
twenty six?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh, I fucked up.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Let's have a birthday part for you here, Bro, let's sucking.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Let's do it. Bro ther birthday should be on December
twenty third, Bro, fift of us for the rest of it,
for the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, let's get it you guys ready, Yeah, Dreamer.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's perfect Bro. Twenty six. Bro, the whole day is
spent buying batteries for toys and then you can just
you know, do you know what that he has in
the twenty sixth In December twenty sixth in California, everything's
too open house, Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
So Eve, everything's so open, you know what.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay, so you don't give a fucking everything's open because.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Twelve and then after that, all right, guess.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Because Latinos we celebrate Christmas on the twenty fourth. So
I used to work at the movie theaters.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And Latinos we do everything on twenty fourth, so we
have nothing to do on the twenty fifth or twenty sixth.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
When I worked at the movie theaters, people used to
come to watch the movies because there's none like we
did everything ready, so I get my signway.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You know, and they go to the movies.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You know. I still have a girlfriend and her family.
They used to every Christmas or the movie. They all
go to the movies.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Because deep, bro, and I was right there one time,
go cracking.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I sort of bro the twenty fifth, dude, the de
Cember twenty fifth was a business day for sucking the
movie theaters.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I used to go to some mood theater every December
twenty fifth to see the new Star Wars while they
play it. Well, every tether was a new Star Wars
movie they will play on the December twenty fifth, it would
have come out.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, Like I saw the I forgot which one. I
saw them?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
The newer ones, not the old one? What's up with
Star Wars? Oh what happened? Because like, is there a way?
Like you have to watch it from there? Like?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Oh no, because I'm like, what's up episode one? And
then just go to the second one or what? They're like, Noah,
you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
You watch the first three to watch it? You watch
the first three and you forget the rest of them?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Bro, what's the one with Anakin?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I mean, I mean uh?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
And you want to watch them in order?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
It's it's episode one, the one. Okay, I'm confused.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Now hold up, No, they said it's it's episode three,
and then you watch episode one and then.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, so George Wick was sucked up episode I watch
it in order? You would have to watch the one
called I don't know if it's called and or or something,
And that's the one where the prequel they found out
the secret the Plan to the death start, and those
were the people that impressed the Leah and Star Wars.

(15:02):
She talks about these people lost their lives with the secrets,
and then she gives she gives them to two. That's
one if you want. That's the first one there.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
You look at this No No a New Hope's episode four.
So that doesn't you need.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
To start watch? Bro? You need to man. No, there
dog gets on the internet. Bro, that's wrong, Bro's wrong.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
You need to start off with the one.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I was talking about. Right when they find the plans
no episode one, you need some episode one, which one.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
The Phantom Menace when they find.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Out there's another one before that? There's no you're right,
you're the Phantom Menace. Yeah. And the one before New
the Star Wars is the one.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
It is fucking Rogue one.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Rogue one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
After that it's the fucking no no, no no, it's
and or the fucking Rogue one.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Dude, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
So you're saying that the first one is the one
with the.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Baby, yes, because that's the beginning of the Clone Wars.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
So Anakin that's the Dada.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Of who that's Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's he's a data. So Anakin is Darth Vader.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yes, I'm spoiling for the people that ever watched it.
I'm sorry, but fucking you're fucking forty years later, bro,
you know.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Damn Yeah, so that's the day he grows up.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
To be fucking Darth Vader. Okay, so fucking so it
look Zaber, look up Chronc. I can't talk.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Order of Star Wars. That's what he looked. Yes, the
New Hope, he said, that's the first one.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
You go, you Hope is the first movie ever made.
That's the thing. But that's episode four, it, which is
after the prequels, you know, so.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Georgia, I mean, wouldn't it be like you gotta watch
that one first food because that's the first one that
came out, and then it's like that's how you understand
the other stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, because they're like, yeah, you already watched it. No,
we ain't gonna.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
But if you watch the first read that were made
later on, which was Anakin one.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Those are supposed to be the prequels that yeah, before
the original three that came out in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Which is the third one that and that's when he
became Darvader.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
That's episode three the Revenge of the Sith.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Revenge of the Sith, Yeah, where he becomes Darvader. He
falls in the volcano and a so and and then
then and he comes back in one episode of the series.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Obi Wan Yeah, which is.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Bro the Power. He has incredible swedoo.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
So episode one of the Panto Menace, Episode two a
Side of the Clones, Episode three, Regie of the Sith,
which is the one where he turns into the Homeboy.
And then so oh ship, So it's Solo, which the
good in the movie theaters.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But I like Solo.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Do you remember Solo?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
That is a new ship. So, but it's chronological order
about the movies.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
So he said they saw Solo, but show that should
even be there at all.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I like Solo. So it was actually a good movie.
People talk about it.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
But yeah, what the what do you guys recommend?

Speaker 7 (18:07):
If you guys want people want to get into Star Wars,
to watch.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
The original the original saga is the original trilogy is
really good. I like, my favorite one is to return
the Jedi.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Bro Return Empires back.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh that's a good one too, that's the one. Yeah,
and and fucking job of the hut.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's where Luke. He tells him, Luke Luke, Yeah, I'm
your father.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
That's Jen Jo Jones, Yes, yes, Hey, did James Old
Jones do the last line?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
King too? Yeah? Yeah, he's right, No, he died.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Father Ottoman Empire?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, did he tire for you? Died? Bro?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
That's the food on the sandlot too, the owner of
the biggest Dog.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, the blind food, Bro, looking.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Are that man was in a gang. You know who else?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
You know who was the voice of Master Shredder?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Fucking the guy from uh oh he did that last?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was uncle uncle Phil.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
He was, Yeah, he was a shredder.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
But if you watch the cartoon back in the day,
you're like, hey, that's that food.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, just like that food sounds like Uncle Phil.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah. What's up? Pool?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Where you from? Bro?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
From rich Crest?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Rich christ Bro find a top ten top ten things
to doing rich Bro.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I looked at it right here and let me see
he posted up there.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Let me see if it's Christy Bros. Honey, the top
ten things to doing rich Crest. So right here it
says top things to do in rich Crest, California, which
rich Crest for the people that don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's in a baker's field, right.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
It's by making by China Lake County, Kirk County, which
is on the lake, by the Air Force base.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I gotta take it into fucking bakery's field. And I
had to go to the current County Supreme.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Court right there in uh like by Lancaster that hey, huh, it.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Was by the fucking it it was by the fucking farms.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Bro that you barn.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, you're going to jail.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, right there is it true? Tell us read them?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Bro? Too far for me? What?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Oh ship, little petrol glyft.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
These foods go?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
If you go hiking in the they have with the
petrol glyphs, all the little writing that the ship, the
writing on the water, the handpre all that they so
they did that.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You won't check it out?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now? How about the other one, bro, grand that's back
in the day, graffiti museum.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Bro, it's a little museum, little spot going down, bro.
You know you and uh lake museum.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
If you want to go see missiles and ship Okay, no,
no missiles hills, bro, rain Maker hills.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I know, I don't know where that is. Food go
motorcycle riding right there.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
So so you so you're aware of these.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Uh these.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
They're not really fun spots. Actually, huh.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
It's a little spot when you drive it and you'll
be like, oh, this is it and then you're like okay, yeah,
you're like all right.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Did you go to like field trips for these?

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Some of them we went to Calico for our field trips.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
That rock canyon.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
You ever seen a crazy No, no, no, I will close.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
My eyes just to see you reading.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Wait, is that you see your bro?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Get it the movie?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
That's where we get it?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, No, it's not even that funny. By this he's
in for you, babe.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Man, that's whet song.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Welling song.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
But the bigger you're telling right there food rich they
drove through by my house, I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's that's his daughter.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
She's a hot bro right, she was an Empire record.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Damn you cry onet it. I did, Bro. I'll cry
on that motherfucker. Sometimes I watched it like change it.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
When he kicked out again, which part.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
When he's like you sure you said he said, Richie.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
When he looks in the car for Bob when he's
fixing the car, right boy.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Because he's like he don't want to believe it. Of course,
I don't want to believe it.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Say it again, bro, I don't even show me. I
see a gain, bro, he said, for all listen.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
You get what they give him the is it a
newspaper the radio?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
He puts it on the radio, Bob.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Rosie, Bob, and he looks and he's sure, said, Richie,
what about Connie.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Hits the fence heard himself real jumping the fence.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
So if you've seen the movie, okay, so where's that?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
That's so I've watched this one so many times. I'm
like a fucking like like amba expert exactly. So when
Connie was when the baby cries, she pinches the baby's arms.
So baby, the baby can cry.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
And you've seen that Examber, look it up.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, she pinches and the baby starts crying. Why would
the baby crowd of nowhere? The baby was in a
stand sucking English?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, bro, what you want when? When?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
When are you sure.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Think she it's like a part of the act. She
so she so you know, she's like, oh, like they
just told her some bad news. So she just squeezed
and the baby was in her arms.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
But was that part of the saga that.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That was a part of like poor baby, poor baby, dude.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I would if I was the person, I would see THEO.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
If you're holding a baby dog and they told you
something like that, you probably I would pitch my dog,
pitch my dog.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And to beat her for real. She actually died from
actually taking too much.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Cheap thattress Rosie.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
She died. She died from drinking.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
She was doing she party, bro, you know.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Who died to from drinking and she drowned. The lady
from the Cranberries.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Dum no way when the singing the CRMERI died. I
didn't know that. Yeah, like five years I had no idea, bro.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah, for I've seen her Tiny Desk concert, you know
how they had that.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
She was da she did a tiny death that she died.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, she did know she died then the Tiny Desk. No.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
A couple of weeks after the Tiny Dead show, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Like right after that, I guess she would problems already.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Cranberry was they had a gang of song the fucking
bad Ones. Is she the ball one?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
No, that's question O'Connor.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
But she was about to form the Caberry. It was
like it was.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
An alt look of the nineties, right, like you have
to be like alternative that you shave.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Your head, you know all the.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
What's her other song?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I like that song?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
And so.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
It's another song.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
It makes me cry the time. Put up, don't put
it on there, because that's a song I used from
when my dog passed away. I used it as a song.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It was sad, make herself crying.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Did you bury it or did you take it to?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Do it? To a mouse? To a mouse all bleeding?
Like fucking that movie?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Uh yeah, I got the ash on the trailer, you go,
I got him, brought I shake it, you know every Christmas?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
You know, I hug it. You know you had dog? Yeah, food,
damn seventeen years old.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
He was seventeen. Donna Foo fucking Donna.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
She was bad too. She was a plug and a beagle.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Man.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Oh, I got it. Want you a little They didn't
want her. My little nephew's hey, we're gonna take this
dog to a pounty water. I was like, what she
was like, this little food and then he brought her
to the house. She started barking at me.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I'm like, you're staying dogs years teen years, so long
for that. Those kind of dogs who she lives. She
would fight. She fought to the last day food.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
One time she got jumped by two pet bulls and
we went in the back food and there was blood everywhere,
and we're like fuck, so we went we washed them
off food, and only the pet bulls were bleeding.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Really, she was bad.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Dogs are the best bro You ever had a cool
ass dog?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, man?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
And when I was little for we had a gang
of dog so they were dying from like barbo, Oh
my god. And then we're in another dog and you
were in the bleached the yard. So that motherfucker get
probably like.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hey, wait, it's like that for reals, dude.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
You have to get you have to you have to
clean the whole yard food. I'm looking at it right now,
up right there is it?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Dreams Linger say, I.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Don't know, oh and Linger or something? Oh did you
have to let it? Linger? Do you have to do?
You have to.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Never dreams?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Dream dream?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
When I saw coming by, I said, Lloyd, she said bye,
another badass song.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
The song Okay right here, I'm I'm gonna saying, okay.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Another person that died for when they were drowning from
Winnie Houston, Yes, right back Houston I guess she likes
cook They said she was choosing right candle, and she
was just wild and feeling all good, and you just because.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
She nodded out and then she started cooking food. You know,
when you cook, you swelled a little, so everything just.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
The cameras, she just fell.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Because you can't be drinking alcohol and being a jacuzzie
because you get it's bad. Uh something about your alcohol
levels goes higher.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
You know you get warm, relaxed.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, yeah exactly, yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, bad said out with bumps.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You get really bro.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
You were like, you realize, oh ship for those as.
I would have died for the milk. But one time
I got off that one time I was at the
house hallucinated because food, because.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
When I ever, I always hear foods that are like
dig I was out for a week, or I'm like cold,
like that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Like once the sun's up, I'm like, all right, do
you go to sleep? I just cratched out.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
And there was a place where they make it the
whole house like Vegas, but it looked like to nine
pm all day.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
These kind of fucking occurrence right here. It's like on
me right, It's like.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You never party for five days not like that.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Never. I was just like our party told my son
came up and we're like, all right, go to sleep,
wake up? Did it again?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah, for like the whole weekend, but never like where
it's like they got the known.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Said like that, what's the longest you stayed up?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Like five and a half days that you never took party?
But yeah, yeah, crat, you.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Never took paradaps you like the whole time. What's your
brain like the whole time?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Like you're doing it more, bro, when you're like doing,
you're going to the homies, you're do guys, you're driving around.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Fuck. Let me see. I remember one time I started
off and Wednesday night, Bro, I met this guy. Then
we went to a house and waitier and so we
parted starting month from Wednesday to Thursday afternoon, bro, And
then like remember, we drove to the Liquid Story. We

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got a bunch of fucking vodka and cranberry juice and
it was alay Thursday night. And then I don't know, bro,
where the other bat came magic bags showing out of nowhere, Broke.
We were on it, me and this dude, we're on it, bro.
We were like watching playing. We would have played five
hundred games of co Bro Domino's Dog, and then we

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played for Monday and then it's different, different different homies
and it will show up and I don't know what
they were doing. What they were a party party with us.
Then then I didn't leave it out till Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
They started on Wednesday and then.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
No showers, no shower, Bro? Did you.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Could you remember like think of that? You're like, do
these suits? They're like, I want to take a shower
real quick? Can they go back out a party?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Did you? Like? Nothing but just k even drink water,
just alcohol, bro? And even that Vegas bro.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
The fact that you're so alive brocking.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
But it's crazy because like the guy was like he was,
he was, We were doing it and it was crazy, bro.
But yeah that was this one time bro. All the
time before that, yeah yeah at somebody's house, bro, Like
I was starting on Wednesday and then just party bro,
like smoking crack crack. But that was that one time.

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The other one was coke. Yeah, but we're bouncing that.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I was dans, So what what led to the coke?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Like You're like hanging out, like how does it start
on Wednesday night?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
You're like I wanted to do it.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
You're drinking and then why get you?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
The guy said, let's party, and it was going to
be that type of party. So I wanted to go
because when I get I didn't pay for nothing, bro,
and nothing actually like you're just sooner or later, Bro,
they're gonna stay drop your pants.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
But I didn't pay for nothing.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
And bro, that dude hired somebody to help him stop.
So I guess he was on making here like five
days off because on Saturday when it was time to party,
those foods called to the picked me up and three
girls showed up and started cleaning the house and they

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started making food. But I wanted a party.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Bro, if you're tired, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You never nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I just so you party and just stopped here there,
but you pass out, you know, you go to sleep enough.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
So you party and just stop.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, like me, I would get a sack or whatever,
and the homies would come and even homies for one time.
We're all fucked up in and it was just me,
the homie and some other fool and this food he did.
That food just got went on his knees in my
living room and I was like, hey, dog, I was like, hey,

(34:18):
what's up with this one? And he just flopped out
like fail.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
We're like hey what. I was like, hey, we went
helped him and he's like I'm good. I'm good. He
got up and he's on that food. Just handled my
homie is key and he's a go on my glove compartment.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
He's a there's a bag right there, and he went
in and got it, came back with a fucking like
a it was like a Gucci baggy opened it for a.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Fat old sack. Yeah. I mean, he's all keep it going.
We're like, motherfucker, like, you just flopped out right now?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
That food just he got up, He's all do it,
did it. And he was back to the you know,
watching fucking pet wool fucking movies on fucking the YouTube.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
WHI was showing them different peoples all this nineteen fifteen.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Fucking all that ship dog and telling them my life
story where I used to sucking have pet bulls when
I was a kid and chick when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
For I was all into metho No, I was all into.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Like one time I did methofood when I was in
high school and I walked from one side of rich
crest to the other side.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I walked to the homie was like, what are you doing?
You walked it. I was like, yeah, he's what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
How many miles was that, dude?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Rich Middle Food A couple of miles maybe a mile
or two.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Damn d And the actually the gate of China legs
around walking was the first time is bigger than rich Chrest. Huh?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
The base yeah, hell yeah, the food. The base is
one of the biggest bases in the world.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It's like a it's like a huge it goes all
the resons. Why Vegas the base there is China leg
is a big base.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's already done it showing there.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't showing there.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
And they have a really they they put me up
in a three bedroom house. Bad dude like that.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
But they were bird king there. McDonald's, a movie theater,
check catching place, rich stores on base. It's a whole town.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I used to go to school on base.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
The other own police. There are two military police, damn dude.
But the whole, the whole town like it's huge, right,
the missiles there, right.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
The whole the base is not. It's like the neighborhoods
where they bunk people and stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's not that big.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
But what's big is the land, the whole land that
they have for all the mountains.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
There is mountains. There was that big ass earthquake.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, because they throw missiles food, they go like five
miles in the ground and then.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
There's an earthquake.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Ten minute earthquakes.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
What's just just like, hemmy, you can feel it you
where you live.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Huh Yeah, it's crazy. Well, my homie called me. He's like, hey, food,
it's still fucking shaking because we call him.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Was like, hey, you guys, all right, is the radiation
is there radiation?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'm sure there's some.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Is that why Baker still girls have big titties? That
makes sense.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
There's there's a there's a correlation, now, dude, you think
I think so, dude. It's like nuclear to look at you.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
So is it true?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Really?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I think there's a correlation. It's like some kind of
nuclear thing that makes like titties big.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You know, you know what something in the water something.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Water, because okay, if it goes fine, if it goes fine,
house down, it's affecting the the water fucking supplied, dude.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
But supposedly there's a portal.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Right, there a double port a real fucking portal, like
the Navy and chip they have land that's across in
the mountains from the base.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Is this like a like a portal so different dimension.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
No, it's like a portal that takes you from the
mountains to Channel Lake. So I guess back in the
day the natives or whatever, they would take that portal
to get water up to their like their land or
wherever they were.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Upstir in the mountains.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Sounds like yeah, and it's like you can't go right there,
blocked off.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
When I did the History for Fools and I did
the we did the special on water coming from Mono
Lake and that area. The natives there they had their
own reservoir bro where they got their own water somehow
from the mountains right that their own water.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And they would be like how how how did they
do that?

Speaker 5 (38:47):
But it was with portals, and and that's why it's
like blocked off some myth. Well I guess not, it's
like really real, they just blocked it off. The government
owned all that land and everything. Nobody could go there
because there's something that if you put something in the
way that you could be right there and then you'll

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be in at the lake.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Like a black hole. People mic on your T shirt
is hanging window clip.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Because I always hear something about like lake Pyramid has
like some weird like alien ship going on there, like
right there.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Illegal alien ship La Pyramid Lake right there when.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
You when you're going towards l A, you see that
fucking big old like it's like a shape of pyramid
right there on the lake. And people always say there's
like somewhere like paranormal not super paranormal ship going on.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't know. Did you ever have any ghosts stuff
happened to you? Or you believe I believe mental illness. Yeah,
I believe mental illness, but you never seen that.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You think mental is mental illness is a cause for
people seeing ghosts.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
So you don't think mother beats you bad enough? You
think she dies? You think you see you everywhere like
ship moving and ship ship moving.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I don't know, because I'm gonna try.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
When I was little, my mama beat the ship on
me and I would just stare at her. That choke
her choke her Neck'm far away. It never worked.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, like tele.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Try hard, dog. Once she saw me doing it, she
slapped me.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
That's d.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I used to believe.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Now little, I used to believe that that there's another
me somewhere else, happier multiverse. Yes, don't they say that?
YE always thought that. I always thought that I had
another person living somewhere else, and he would because sometimes
I will get beat for no reason, and I always
felt that I'm getting beat for whatever the other person

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did somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Damn taking all them his babbles.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Did you ever think that you were little?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
I remember without the day I was thinking about when
I was little fool. I used to have like we
like not loosening food, but like weird weird, like I
don't know feels because I had a fever or some ship.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
But I would just have some ship in my head,
like weird thoughts and like a weird feeling.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
That I don't know. Dog, I feel like if I
was like in my in my body but like this.
I was a little kid, and I felt like I
was like this, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
It was weird, and sometimes I think about it, I
was like, what the was wrong with it?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's just a fumory dream, you know, when you're take
medicine like that it makes you.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Can roll it on his neck, can you lower his
lower right here like your portal, bro, I'm going to
do this.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Then that's real dog.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Carnal.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
You ever been a burning man?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I heard it you went to burning Man.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I was a burning man. It's a week a week.
I was there for a month.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
There.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I was working there, but we were able to party.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What were you doing there? Is like setting up stuff?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Well they there, it's a whole camp desert, a desert
in the middle of the desert.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
No water.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
You know those you know when you see videos of
where the cars are racing in the in the flat and.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
It's just flat, white white dirt. It's that. We're right there.
It's called black rock, like in the batter it's like
tall renal.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Then you you just drive into the mountains into the desert.
Then you pull off to the side and you just
dip into the desert moor. And these fools build a
whole city for a week, but like for a month
before they're building everything A.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Had is it out there?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Water everything, bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Everything, there's rest Well we do we put all the restrooms.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Out really poor party thousands thousands, like two thousand fucking
restrooms out there.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Damn dude.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
And then there's and then there's like forty thousand or
fifty thousand rbs and you have to service the for rent. No,
people take their RV's like that whole party is a game.
Like rich people they go out and they buy it.
They ran a big old campsite and these people wait
like ten years on the list to be able to
get a campsite, and the campsite is like ten thousand

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dollars or more.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
There's like there there's some campsite. There are fifty g's
or whatever. They wait ten years for campsite.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Just to get on the to be able to get
a camp You wait, they get you get our list
and all this and they.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Filtered anybody just driving set up.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
No, it's it's already planned out, like mapped out. This
is where your camp is going to be.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
And they have like they.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Too set up where you just show up and like
it's already are we there for you and all that.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
No, there's people that pay for that. Like we've seen
some people from China. We went to go do laundry.
We went to see some people from China and they're like, oh,
we just flew right here from China. Where we drove
here where camp has already set up. We just go
and party.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
And what's the nearest airport there?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
But there's an actual airport on Black Rock, Like they
have an airport, so there's a group of people, like
famous people. They fly in and they go and party
and then they fly out. It's like a dirt airport,
but then for a whole week.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
And who are the bands that performed there?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
It's not bands or nothing, it's just people set up
these camps and they have entertainment at their camp, either
DJ or music. Some people set up like that's burning
Man and it's Burning Man, and I thought there's like.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I thought I thought it was like like like famous
bands performing there.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I don't know. It was just.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Like just like a whole bunch of people, just camps
and everyone partying and everyone. It's like you have to
have lights to walk around because everyone's like and it's dark,
so they they're just on their bike they'll hit you
or whatever or their little cars.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
So you have to be.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Lit up and then everything's free. They give you you well,
you get a cup. It's called the Fly cup because
the whole city they call it Fly. Like I want
to go to the Fly and uh, they you get
your fly a cup and you go to all the
bars and it's kind of like barter, like you you, oh,
let me give you a piece of gum and give

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you a drink or you know, but you can't give
them money.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
There's no cash. But you could just tell them, like
a lot of them they're just like, oh, what do
you want for your drink? They'll tell your story.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
But it's a grip of just different people from all
over the world. Hell yeah, it's everything.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Why do I think it was like like a corchella everything.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
It's located like think from Sunday to Sunday, like midnight
on Sunday to the next Sunday, or midnight on Saturday
till the next Sunday. Just Peter party like two in
the morning, this part of the same.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Over here, and then we'll just riding.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
People show up.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Seventy five thousand is that a lot. That's a gang
of people.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
There's water bringing water tanks and.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
We just bring in water tanks and fresh water with
fresh water and the restaurant set up. Some people like
like some people that are like, we haven't showered in
a week.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
We need a fucking.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
RV service, Like Damn, what the fuck just out there
and it's dirty dog.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And you're like, damn hea, been out here, no chower
for in the dust for a week. It's horrible. You
can't leave.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
You have to. Everyone has to say. You can't drive
any other cars, you can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
You have to stay. And you when you try to
walk through, you just sink in the dirt.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Wow, want to wait? Weigh it out?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
You just wait and then there's dust storms. Oh my god,
Well the dustorms hit you.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
You can't even see, Like if we're right here, the
dustorm hits, I can't see you.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Guys. Happens once a year, only once a year. Every year.
They do it for since like eighty seven. Damn.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
There's like orgies.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
There's an orgy dome. It's an old orgy dome, food
set up. It's a big old camp.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
You guys give and.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
They have beds, they have the floor is plastic. They
have a whole bunch of beds, towels, and then to
get in they test you.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Wait wait because people go in there with that.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
So we have to be a couple. You can't go
in there byself. You could be two guys.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Mean, people go in there as homies. We can't go
on there like like we're trying to people.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Because you have to go through a theme screen. The
screen they get you. You guys are together, cool right here, maam,
all right, fucking go at it right here?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
All right? Cool? Go in there and there's like four
other couples. Go at it right there.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You guys are cool. Aren't go in there?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
And then you go internet a gang of people people, Well,
we go in service, you know. But it because they
got destroyed, like before it started there was a huge
dust storm and then wiped it out, so they didn't
have it this year, but they had like a backup

(48:49):
another area.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Which three headlights.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
What to me.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Was your first burning Man.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It's a crazy party. It's like a they have fireworks,
it's just wild. I set clips and.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
What I'm up?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Broke short and and what do they test you for?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
They do a blood test st d S and and
just make you don't have money to do a party

(49:43):
like that and not every day. That's everything, you know,
that's the burning Man.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
The thing in the middle in the bottom they're doing
the light show, all the fireworks, and then in the
middle you see that man burning in the middle with
the fire So now that's the burning.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Then that's the club Bernie Man.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Yeah, so that everyone watches a man and then they
they're there until.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
He falls, and they're just fireworks the whole time you
think burning the whole to Bernie Man ends. Yeah, you
say until that that man falls, which.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Is like thirty minutes or an hour, and then the
whole time right behind and around is just madness party,
Like it's just crowds and crowds.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
And at the end of Bernie met the beginning. This
is the beginning. This is him where they burn Bernie Bernie.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Yeah, so right now he burns him and the fireworks
and hit him boom.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
It's it's it's wild though. It's like it's so many fireworks.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
People go crazy and learning fights.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
No, everyone's kicking it. Wow, dude, everyone just say so
they have this is.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
So okay. That's crazy that they do rap it rapid sleeps.
So like let's say you have like for media, keep
you you can't.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
They were like the commedi the media can't we go ahead.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's crazy. So people going there and fuck with the commodies.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Yeah, yeah, you could well know. That's still just a
case and there's sounds that fucking those.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
But we did all the long rabbits were behind them.
We winded.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
This sounds like the thing that you have to all
these experiences.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It's one in the experience. How many people behind me?

Speaker 3 (51:51):
They all have comedia.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Everyone's going crazy. They all have before they starting that.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
People they walk around naked. Yeah, like that's the thing.
Like people just walk around.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Naked guys too, but it ain't a good naked like it's.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Like an old man party broking.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Like we're like, we're looking.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Let look at the me late man.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
So you go off work here still working.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
That's off work.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
So when you're off work you stay there.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, we say you you can't leave. There's nowhere to go.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
So you know, we're sleeping at in the trailers like rbs,
and so every morning you got up to work.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
You get up in the morning and drive around and
get pup of water. But look, everyone's just going crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Party soon when you're off working, your party, you can drink. Yeah,
can you hook up with anybody? Why that's so cool, dude,
I'll go right next year.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I feel like I'll fucking do how many how many
workers were there with you.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
We have probably like seventy fu but just a lot
of dues behind production.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, wow, dude.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
And then but everywhere every camp has their people, their workers.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I thought that it was just like you know what,
I thought, Bro, thought that it was just you and
I could just drive up there, Bro and stay there
for three days and then leave.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
You could you could there's camping outside camping where you
just drive you and then you go and you set
up your tents and you could do that.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Bands went there. I thought like that, it's a different thing.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
It's different. It's just more like mellow.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
But a cat could have a concert, right, Yeah, I
have my old cap a concert.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Where they have bands, know what I mean? Gay bands?
They have comedian comedians.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Wait what Jeffer Peterson performed there?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
He looks like, yeah, there's a what's that?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Andrew Shots?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
He goes there every ship.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
We should go over there, dude.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Too high?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Bro, you know what?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I really performed? I really perform, and but they don't
have to pay me though. I want to perform at
Bernie Man and then Riad, Bro, what's that he didn't
get offered?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Bro? Performing where we're going?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
The Saudi Arabia Comedy festival wherever you off.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
My passport, I got it expedited at home.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
But make put them put up the list of the
people who are going.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I got that right here, Soco Crusito.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
So these people got paid crazy money. I mean it
depends on who.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Right there, man, that's all the lists, the best of
the bands.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
So they got I mean for sure they got paid
a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Because I saw that Osaku, she turned down three hundred
and ninety thousand dollars and whould you say that? Example
who turned on money to Chris turned out he turned
out three hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, Bro, I.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Would have taken those three hundred thousand dollars Bro.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I would have.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Gone, I would have gotten a fucking I would have
gone Reyod Bro.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
He would have bro three hundred k Bro, two hundred
and fifty thousand Bro to do ten minutes opening up
for all those comics.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You would have done it. Oh yeah, that means I
think that'd be there a whole month.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Oh month.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
You saw those communities that were there, right, Yeah, you
would have to open up do ten minutes in front
of opening up for all those comics when they're there.
I would for two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I feel I would like.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Get a rest after for saying the wrong thing. Bro, Like,
you gotta be really clean out there, Bro. If not,
you think you have to, Bro, it's very it's very
censored out there.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
What are you doing with that? Bro? Would be the
dirtiest body.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
And Luisey K for sure.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Luisy K.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, for sure, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Bro Russell Peter probably murdered. He's been there before.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I heard that, Homeboy. I canceled last minute. Who on
the right on the top I was in the mesh
we had on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Well he canceled because I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
That's Bobby Lee and Andrew go as a team or.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
What I guess the podcast?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Man, that that's like going to uh basically a modern
day burning manha. Because they're in the middle of desert too.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
That is original desert.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Yeah, in the middle of desert with camels with good
water coming from somewhere.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Yeah, rich rich water.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
And when women allowed to drive, women barely allowed to
drive in that town.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I don't think they can try it.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
It's just pretty guys.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah, there's no such thing as soccer moms out there
because they can't drive.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Bro, They were here to get stocked all the time.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
They get sucked.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
If a girl buys your I mean, if a girl
gives your head and she buys your dick. It's not
the only be heading out there.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
So what's up, bro? What's new? Are you still doing that?
He's doing a podcast with George Peress. I do I
go with the other show coming up?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:22):
They do every Fridays, The Funking Funny Fridays, Fridays Funking
Funny Fridays, funking like funking.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Like fucking but funking comedy and a weekly show.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
It's a monthly every every first Friday of the month
with jokers, brand funny Fridays at the Belly Room and
come home once a month.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Oh yeah, dude, that's bad as the next one.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
You're doing Friday this Friday. Go check him out. People.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
October third, third, Yeah, third.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Dude, two days after rocking and rolling, pop locking and
what's up full, I've just been a come watch me.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
October fourth, Thunder Valley Casino, with Frankie philipp As far
as up back to back hopted by Jay Valentino. There're
no other comedian on the show, just us. And the
following day, Man, I'm gonna do a little thing with
Eric Andre. We're gonna be We're gonna I'm gonna be

(58:26):
the judge of rapping Ninja Warrior. What for the Puff
Cold Festival that's October fifth, Sunday Puff Comedy. That's where
is that Nobel Reggie watches in DJ Doug Pound and

(58:47):
a bunch of other those rappers. Yeah, dude, we're doing
Sunday going down.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
I'm gonna be so Friday, I'm gonna be in Houston,
you know, Fool's got talent, And then Saturday, I want
to be in San Antonio.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
And then Sunday I'm gonna be traveling all day to
come back here.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
You too, probably traveling on coming back from sacrament from
thunder Valley and soccer, driving to Sacramento an hour and
a half from the show, and then flying back on
burn back.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Then we're driving actually from Houston to San Antonio, which
is only an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Fuck go to me for me?

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Was that place Roys It's like a burrito spot and
there we went in ate in San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Bomb. They give you these big old burritos.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Bomb like text max style.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It's just like just we're at dude.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
It's called Roy's right there tooking up roy.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
San Antonio Burritos.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
He's for reals, the super Fire Roise Royse Royd's all
that place. Yeah, man, I'm doing my my podcast. Uh.
We just finished our building our studio, so we're gonna
have our new new episodes in our new studio ship. Yeah,

(01:00:10):
so everything's gonna be We're gonna start.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Episodes and in Sanana is that the Yeah, so we
we gotta right there where j We're in the same building.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
So we're gonna start doing that and then just banging
out that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
You can check it out on three plates, tell me yeah,
and then to listen to it on our platforms.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Guys, subscribe b come on bad roll the place.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah. They have those big old tacos, big old foods,
breakfast one. They're just bombed food, like on some homemade bomb.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Don't even don't even roll them up, just hold them fire.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
We went to his own place in Texas at by
South Padre Island.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Isabella Isabella's the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Burritos bro Like they weren't even wrap perfectly, but it
was so fun, dude, it was brisket.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Oh my, I like biscuit, like when they make brisket Lance,
I think Brownsville.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Three pm. Broo bro opened at five am, close at three.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
That's how you know it's good when the spots do
it in the Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So the lady who they rolled up to the burrito
bro just put tordilla beans, meat and just folded one time.
Just throw it at you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Fire fire did you find it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Bring like makeup? And what do you like?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Isabella's text makes me burger king bro. That's what you
eat the little bro. See there it is Abellas Broe
with the possible burgers. Hell yeah, look there it is
chocolates broto. Where is that Brownsville?

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Where's Brownsville? By by the Border by Stars, Padre Island,
I don't know. Oh right, there were by San Diego,
No bro Texas, by the Gulf of America. Oh yeah, nah,
damn for all these bombs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
But you've been to Alan B's bro. I grew up
right there, man, I went there were at least of
the deep fright for me. Damn, they already know, already know, bro,
you could get a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Tear it up right there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
You're been there though to a yeah, yeah, I went
right there and.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
I got like a little bit of everything, but just
a whole bunch of Britles and their bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
What was the craziest thing you saw at Bernie Man
and you say, they're like, whoa, man, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
It's fucking oh. I just weird ass people doing in
the middle of everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Like so you be driving or walking and you're looking
to the camera that it would be like a club
if people were DJ dancing people. Everyone's like dancing party,
and then you'll see it on the edge, like where
there's like chairs and lounge chairs.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
And people just be boning. You were like, what the fuck?
Some crazy shit, weird ass people just walking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I really thought that you could just go. Anybody could
just go and camp out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
You could, but you have to buy tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
What are those things? You gotta wait tenures for that, right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Teen hundred a ticket. Every ticket for everybody is fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
So who's who the one have to wait ten years?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
The people that do a camp you could go there
fifteen hundred bucks a ticket. But the camp is what
you pay for it. They cost money to take anybody
camp like a lot of camping space. So you have
a camping space. When you let people camp in your site, you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Build the whole thing and they'll have like an area
for their RVs and then they build their camp.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
However, that's expensive, expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
So you can charge people to stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Yeah, oh wow, But I mean pretty much everyone's just
there on their own. Do you remember when Bernie Man
got flooded bro like a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
It was really bad. Were you there? You heard about it, right?
I heard about it, like christ did your friends talk
about it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
They were there? How bad of it broke? It was bad?
But then to watch their cars they were on the
news and they were like, oh, it was just like that.
They're like, man, it wasn't even that crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
They made it a bigger deal on the news than
it really was. That's crazy, dude. I want to go
just to check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
So you have to go. Just take a drive up
there next year if I'm there, pull up to the
socite and just what you could roll in?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
What's in? What's like the closest big city near out that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Okay, but it's two hours wow, so far Broyeah that's
the nearest city.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
So you take one road to Renal so they have
enough water for everybody there the water from there's a.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Little town and like right by it that just has
a gas station. But you go right there and they
have water. You go there and you get what is it?
You get like clean water.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
There's like and then there's like, uh, what does it
reuse water? But you get clean potable water. So what
if fresh water? Fresh water? What if you're hurt, like
the live like little like they they have a hospital,
they have the guys.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
No, because I went, I took a walk full on
my own into the city and I'm like, I'm gonna
go check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
I want to go film some stuff. Just take it in. Yeah.
I went in there and I got I was always
sed at some bar. And I met the mayor.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Of the mayor of Fake Town, the mayor of Black
Rock of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Burning Man, and he's like, oh, so I was talking
to him and we went upstairs like he has a
camp and then he has upstairs where people going jail
and there's like charity can see and he was just
telling me everything, you know, all the stuff about about
burning Man and how it started. But I went out there,
and uh, I got lost. I fucking got lost, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Went back and fucking met that fucking dude, and then
I didn't come back until the sun came up.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
And then when I was walking, I was just looking
to see where my camp was, I looked at the
letters of what street we're on, because it's like streets.
It goes by like a clock from like ten tattoo
from fucking eight a K. So I fucking got lost
out there, and I didn't end up back on my
camps until the sun came up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Just fucking damn, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
That's that's a crazy adventure right there, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
So who makes up these streets?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
They have like a whole planner, Like those.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Streets been the same streets every as Bernie men done
at the same site every year, and somebody puts up
those streets up every year.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Yeah, the only thing that changes is the camp. A
lot of the camps stayed, like the big camps they've
been there, Like Orgy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Dome is always right there. Dome is always a fucking
you know with the address because orgy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Don't know weird, No, you can't really, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
But it's clean like people.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
They you have to shower and everything they have like
it's all legit. People like you gotta think it's like
all these crazy rich people that just go to this
little town to unleash, to fucking go be wild and
do whatever they want. But walk back home and do
you talk to these people and you be like, hey,
what do you do? They're like, Oh, I'm I own

(01:07:58):
a fucking fortune five hundred company. Oh I own you
ever heard of this thing? Yeah, I'm the I'm the maker.
Like what, you have a fortune company? That's funny because
I read fortunes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I do not have a fortune readers. Yeah, they have
palm readers. They have all that over there. Damn dude,
they'll just take you in.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
So well, that's what I was gonna say. I talked
to that man and then he's like, he's like, we
have a hospital here. He's all, we could perform brain
surgery here if they come to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Bro He's all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
There's there's post office, there's an airport in case something happens.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Yeah, there's ambulance share station, there's a jail, unique.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Shows a heart to rest you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Yeah, right, hey, bro, he'll be in fucking stick them up. What. Yeah,
it's all on some weird ship out there though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
It's a it's a it's weird show. That picture that
blonde cheer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
The blue eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I sent it to you. Did you turn to him?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Oh? The homegirl what's her name? Senate from Bernie Man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Yeah, she performed at Bernie Man in somebody's camp.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Oh yeah, there were there was performers. They were sucking.
Did you do did you get hired to perform? There?
S Blake, the Drake's DJ, S H A N E. N.
You know, the DJ for Drake.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Yeah, he was the food who opened up for the
Burning Man, like the ceremony and the music for the
beginning of one of work starting all that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
He was the main DJ.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
He got paid for sure, and then he went he
left afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
The picture right now in the Helicopter Savior, there's kids
there too, of their parents. Yeah. You see little kids
because they're baby Yeah, yeah, they're little burden. They call
him Burners. You see girls like that there? Yeah, you
see that that girl. Fucking a hundred of them just
walking around.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
And they're all rich, rich, but then they'll be like, oh,
I'm another clothes the other close there, people who who
actually make clothes just for Bernie Man and they slid there.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
Yeah, but they that fucking bro or whatever she has
on probably worth four hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Really yeah, they're.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
They just think but like, would you would you be
down even though she's stunk really bad?

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Yeah, I would ride that after her brow like a
cat appear to that girl. She's I know she's not
like Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
She findly like vegan coconut oil, bro and blunts, so
your food.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
She's my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
No, don't go off to you, and you'll be like
you get the fucking yeah check, And then they'll be like,
can I get a hug?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
I don't mind body orders, but I can't deal with
people you bids and bad breath, bro, because I know
that their feats thing too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Don't be getting so close to me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Body order is sign bro, But like you have bad
breaths because you don't brush. Yeah, because I know your
feet are gonna smell too, So I'm gonna just try
your shoes on. Yeah, bad breath, leave your shoes one,
don't don't don't even go there, bro, No, but you'll
see girls out there, I will send them to a
dust done this and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
They'll be like hey, because they'll be like, hey, can
you guys give us what we need fresh water? Like
can you pump us? We haven't had water in five days?
They'd be good yeah, and then they'll be like yeah.
I'm like and I'll be like, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
How do you shower? And they're like we have whites.
I'm like, god, damn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Little greyhound shower.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Yeah, just a little.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
You wipe your arm, pitch bro and you your booty.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
So stinky, trying to kill up to you like that
and she wants to fuck would you be done? And
she like had a shower for like five days?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Right, it's like yeah, yeah that's that. Lets me be
a nasty smell, right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
No, but I would have to be smiling like her.
What I have my girl, I would have to be
smiling like her too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
You want to be small like her?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
You don't want to be smunyting for a fight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
I No, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
I'll mean, how many packs of cigarette you didn't you
would have to bring? Bro, when you were smoking cigarettes?

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
I brought cigarettes. I neat cigarettes. I brought a fucking
cart in out there. You sold it the fool you
sell like you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I felt like an idiot because I sold cigarettes and
then I didn't have them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
I was like, damn home on the costs. When when
you're signing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Them thirty bucks, you have to wow just because foods
are like fool. I didn't want to sell them. I'm like,
we why are you trying to sell them that? The
guy's like thirty bucks. I was like, here, that sounds right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Yeah, food they got twenty bucks now, right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
But then you I would drive, I would have to
drive to the next city and then get to your say, wait,
how much like ten bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Hey on, No, like they'll charge you to food twenty bucks.
Everything goes up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
How about the regular cigarette right now? If you are
starting for.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
God, I used to when I there were five bucks, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
My first time I went to New York Hawaiian.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Ninety ninety eight cigarette old there were eight bucks and
foods were Yeah, it's a lot of money, bro, land
lock out there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
You know you can't, but I just imagine, because okay,
how about bud Wiser, Bro, The people that was a
bud were the truct or the people being their own beer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Everyone has bottles and bottles of beer like a liquor.
But you run out, they don't. They don't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
They're ready.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
They're ready.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
They're fucking prepared like people. You know, you've been here
like all this, this is my eighteenth burnning. Man, We're like,
oh cool, they already know everything, that set everything, and
they have mad alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
And when you go, they'll be like, hey, here's a gift.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
They'll give you like full expansive ass bottles of champagne
or tequila whatever, and they give they'll give it to
you and they're like, oh, here, thank you for filling
me up with water, you know, and you're like fucking
a thousand dollars bottles sometimes the foods.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
That have been there forever.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
They're like, oh, this man, he always looks me up
and he gives you fucking these crazy bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
One thousand dollars bottles, five hundred dollars bottle, Look what
the hell? And they're just they don't care. They're just
chilling out there. They just want to enjoy it. That's
right there. You take r v's. You know, you don't
have a car, you take your RV right there, there's
like forty thousand RVs right there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
That's great, bro, every every camp right twenty so they're
gonna bring okay, so you okay, I'm thinking about my
own little RB. I probably will have to bring five
generators how.

Speaker 10 (01:15:08):
Far A No, well, they have you connect to electric
like they have generally, or you have your own generators too,
But most of the camps, they they're like set up to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Where they have the generators set up, so everyone is cool.
Wi Fi. There's Wi Fi, there's Starling, So connects to wow?

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Is that is that? Is that a fucking service you
need to pay for?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Or yeah, you pay for starlink service.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
You could connect to Starling and get the app, connect
to it and then wherever you are anywhere, Like you say,
you don't have Wi Fi, you just connect to Starling
because and I'll tell you searching.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
For it because I've been That's where I pay for
fucking Exfinity, the fucking the ten bucks where you is
for thirty days to get internet as long as you
connect to Exfinity anywhere. So Starling there's a service like that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
People, So Elon sent out starting just for running man.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Wait Sartings is the thing that's talking at the cruise
ships too, right, Yeah, that's what fucking gives us a
wi fi.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
The cruise ships.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
You know, when you see the it looks like a
big old cluster on the internet that starts the other day, broy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
It looks like a big old Indian shape or something.
Love though. I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Then that's fucking our WiFi.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Dude, yesterday, iry to connect to? What's some full podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You have dates coming up? Homie?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Yes? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
This uh, This Friday, I'm gonna be in Houston with
the Food's Got Talent, And then after that Saturday we're
gonna being fucking San Antonio, Who's Got Talent?

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
I get your tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
And then after that I'll be Helen in Austin, Texas
at the Green Mic the October seventeenth, and then next
week I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Be with run Now back in San Diego.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Awesome. Chef got into place, dude, Okay, Rene Vaka look
at him up. How about you fool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Check him out. I'm going to be on the third
at the Comedy Store. Then check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
George George Pere George Perez man from George Perez Stories,
Steven Orio Ballet Room packed that up. People, Come on, man,
you go buy tickets right now. Go hit up George
Perez on Instagram or this food out here right to
get taken the link and my story the link, show
the link.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Please you have the link. I don't know the link,
said to him, will.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
You guys get like a lot of like Honey as people?

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
I used to like like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Listen to the podcast or like like because I remember
like listening to some of the episodes and like I
could see it like Horney as fools like wanting to
go on the shows, you know, because it's like the
spl story.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
So they want to party.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Bro, think they're gonna forget all of a sudden, get
free world titas there, Bro, No, you'd be surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Foods go right there with them, come out there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
You're like, hey, shut down, bro, it's only Tuesday, and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Doesn't part like that anymore? Yeah that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah, that's what they want to party with no one around.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
When I was party like that, I could have been
at Burning Man for a whole month away. Bro, it's
only one week, bron up. It will tore it up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Bro. Hey next year they'll pull up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Hey, I'm down for next week.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
From here. You need you need a flight to shut
up from here to Reno, and then from you fly
to Reno.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
You know, rent a car.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I'm down there, get a nice little bat and just
go for the burn.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Just go there for the burn and then leave.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
You just go there. That night of the burn, you
go party and then come back in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
I'm gona take a little people bro or ges doom.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Need to see what's going on, see how dirty it is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Just will be for the East Windler.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Where you could go with me manyak really, but now
they don't have hey because foods were taking videos and
oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
At all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Yeah, somebody always messes it up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
I can't have no fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
I mean you see foods off money. I can't just
making the phone. Look at that food right, they're just filming.
What's up for man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
This week, I'm gonna be at the Thunderbelly Casino with
Jay Valentino hosting.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Frank doing a long set. I'm doing a long set.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Next week, I'm going to Tampa, Florida, and I'm going
to Charlotte, I think North Carolina, and the following week
October sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, and nineteen, I'm gonna be at
the Ocean Run Comedy Club.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
In Eugene or again and then the following week.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I don't know the dates, but I'm gonna be at
the Laugh Boston Comedy Club with Martin Wrizzo, Butch Escobar
and many many more. Also at the Eugene, California, Eugene, Oregon.
I'm gonna be there with Butch Escobar, sold through Hel

(01:20:18):
and Gabby Wams, Lambs people, lambs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Oh Man, big show I'm doing off. I was Ky Liente.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Are you doing that show?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yes? November?

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Remember what the day after Thanksgiving or the day before Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving weekend people. One of the best buffets ever.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Been to man the buttercakes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
They have fucking fried chicken and waffles. There a buffet. Yeah,
it's it's like right so yeah, so you gotta go.
You get the fried chicken right there, bor and you
can get up to waffles.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Please make.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You know, like doing bro like getting like the siracha,
the roster rooster sauce and mixing it was a little
cup with butter and honey.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
You're making you're making you put the biscuits in it
and just put over due.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
There's a pizza place that sounds good There's a piece
of place we go to in Portland.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
It's called a box car Pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
The hot Honey Pizza. It's like it's like a thick fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Man. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
The pepperoni is a coral up like that, Bro, And
they gave you hot honey Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
The pepperoni yeah goes like this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Fucking yeah. There's like a little about a little fun
o on there. Box Car so good, box Car Pizza
and Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
So what's up food?

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Thank you everyone who showed up to the Spoken Comedy Club.
Oh that's the Smoking Comic Club, to the Bing Crosby Theater.
I was in Spokane, Washington, Bro, shout out to Spokane, Seattle, Washington, Man,
what up? I was in Seattle, Man, that's the Neptune Theater.

(01:22:14):
Were there last year?

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
I was there like two years ago. I like, I
like them to the theater.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
We were there at the comedy club when these fucking
teenager girls were beating up a homeless guy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Remember with Butch Yes Spoken, We're trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Find the fucking homeless guy. And again they're do these
fu It was like these like thug ass white girls
are fucking jumping the fucking homeless.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Guy trying to rob him, trying to rob him, bro, Yeah,
so's be messing with them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Because I think what happened was the girls asked them,
will show you something to be giving to forty dollars,
and then the dude took out forty.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
And so that poor fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
So then so then those chacks we butch. This guy
was trying to touch me, sir. He well, the dudes alone.
Then the homeless guy goes, fuck this bitch the forty bucks. Yeah,
and we found out that they promised to flash him.
They're hustlers and they just snashed his money.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
So he's still a perverb though, but still forty Yeah,
he's so perfect. You know what, they're both no you
know who's that they're both fall here. I think they're
the girls.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Were like nineteen or twenty years old, but like they
hustled up. But still they use a perverb then.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Like they pervert. That was his you know, but that's
the game. We should just let him get robbed. He
fell for the game, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yeah, you're a pervert already.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
You need to get free second forty dollars more on,
he's not my nes already.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Yeah, it was weird to be more than that. I
think we don't know, like there's still more to the story. Yeah,
we were just walking by. We're just fucking pedestrians.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Moral story is, don't get involved exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Fuck that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
They could stabbed us. Bro Ever get beat up, turning back,
somebody up?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
My wife and husband all that you were talking back
to the money, We got beat up. What happened?

Speaker 9 (01:24:11):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
At the party? My help, he was getting beat up.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I went to, hey, fucking push the guy off, and
then I want to turn the body beating me up.
We just fucking booked it out of there. Rich Crest,
bro Cook here punk. I remember, I was all faded.
I ran and there was a little ass fence and
I just grabbed it and I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Shook it like we were running and you could have
just jumped it, but.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Momo hit my knee.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
I graduated. I shook it and my homies like jump it.
Let metting the water.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
They had me on the ground and and I hit
my head on the ground and I passed out already.
So one ke hitting me, Bro, you played the dead part.
The dead party just started punching me instead of what
they're gonna I thought all the further, gonna bag my
head over and over. So as soon as I foul,
just ten and I was out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Like what do they try to bury you?

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
I don't know with some bears. You know you said,
don't want no more?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
You stay still? Okay? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Or you know what, man, if you ever getting jumped
man by a bunch of people, beat yourself up for brother,
leave you alone?

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Jump get this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Crazy imagine brought about to get jumped. Jump you think
you're bad? Hell, I dare you to do something to
starting yourself, like do the do the what you call?

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
They got all mad at me. One time she talked boom,
she talked herself. I was like, what, like, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Do you have a girlfriend now?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Yeah, I have kids?

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
What's her name? One plate?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Baby plate? Oh you have kids? Plain? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Two little kids, my little girl she's six leaning and
then my little son.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
I know you have kids.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
I forget your family, man.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Yeah, that's why I were dog.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
That's why I fucking I work, and I fucking squeeze
in as much as fucking comedy and content podcasting as
I can.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You know how many kids you have?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Three? Two?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Same woman?

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Lived together. I don't know that Wow. Yeah, So when
you find a time to be three place party, man.

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Well, that's why I don't have time I do because
I work, you know, during the day, and everything of
this is nice.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
You know, I still can do stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
How is your oldest six?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
She's six? And then my little son he's three. Now,
if we don't want to get a haircut, dog his
hair is like this I need to do.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
But it's funny because I'm like that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
For my barber Homie comes to my house and he
cuts my hair as soon as the season that who
goes in your fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Give me give me under a blanket. Yeah, he doesn't
like him. I don't know why. Dog. He used to
get fades before and then one day he's just like, nah,
that's funny, dude, you're ever gonna cut your hair? Really?

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Bick? I did cut it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Was the shorter they were, man, fade it uhould be
this long? It was pretty long, right, Bro, it's short?

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
When did you start growing?

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I met you?

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
I always mentioning how long hair?

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
I never met you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Sure growing it after ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Six six six, ninety six, ninety six okay, so ninety
eight of the very long two thousands, however long you've always.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Had a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
I actually have dreadlocks. Dread locks really red yes, fire.

Speaker 11 (01:28:00):
Though broh, yeah, poor Las Vegas and Contrada too Bar.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
You know show now they know B and W drum Calcarodal.

Speaker 11 (01:28:20):
Danola, Yeah, yee Kettle and too Bar a Coastal and
l swallow.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Everybody has a corrido, bro, Fucking Trump had a corrido up.
I'm pretty sure fucking Charlie Kirk has a corrido now, dude.
They have corridos now.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
I saw I heard the one about that guy. Really
yeah he has one two already They had a wrap too?

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Do they Trump had corrido? Everybody has a corredo now, Bro,
it's fing It's like there's a trunk Corddo there is
a true corrido?

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
I heard, yeah, I never heard a little two P.
I'm the originated a little to make that up. That's
a good one, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
I was okay, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Food they're trying to sign me right now, Jimmy jim
that calls me up all the time. No more you living.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
I need it, I need on this sunny see Tijuana
three Andyllo Coca wait is that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Medio?

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
That's yeh? Adam Pass whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
So it wasn't like a crazy massacre at the Sunny
Seedarl McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Yeah, bro, nineteen eighty three, they shout it up right
the Vietnam when then they went crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
That McDonald's is so fucking it's always been a white guy.
They closed them, Yeah, they closed it, but it's been open.
It's still and I think you can still go there.
And like this who told me when we went to
the first time we watched the the W and they
said he they shot they shot up this fucking McDonald.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Was like, back when I was a kid, I'm like, what, bro,
it's dark history.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Bro, Foods didn't used to be doing that shootings back.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
And no, bro, not to not to after they start
Terminator Bro, you think that's where gott to go? The
terminator one when you walked into the police, they stopped
blowing everybody up. Everybody think they could do it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
The first one was Columbine her.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Yeah, there was two friends there were too.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
And then after I remember in high school we had
the Batman shooting.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
If No Foods, you No Foods were trying to dress
all in black and scare Foods that they were going
to shoot up the school at our school like Columbine.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Boos and foods were like, oh ye, ship, that's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
They actually found a gun at his house.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Good fun that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Why why I didn't trying to be like that?

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Food so crazy? I'm glad they that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
I just don't get when foods be blasting other foods. Doug,
blast yourself dog. Yeah, I'm not saying blatch, don't blast
o the foods.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Just don't take me with you take yourself out. That's crazy.
It got dark here.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Went down the tunnel.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Guys, all right, Fuckingjuanna right again. I think we might
go next week. I'm you want to go to get
something down to go, but I want to go to man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Or just teach.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
I want to go to TJ Bro either for Halloween
or I want to go to there for the other Dad.
I heard of the day of the day Lord t iijuanna,
like really lit day.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
The dad is going to be cracking out there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
They do it like on that on Coco Mexico City.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Yeah, man, the Flowers Bro, the Calacas Hong Kong Bro.
They have a Calaca contest. The girl dressed up like
Calacas bro. Like the other dad Bro. I was sorry
to him earlier. Bro my wild bro, but as a boner.
And then there anyways, show Calaca Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Sure do we have the best bond in Tijuana?

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Like five years ago, six years ago? Bro, our homokers
out there?

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Well did you go to the place to tell them?

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
I forgot even a place for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
It was large.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
It was man with Cristal oil, I guess, but sugar,
but it changes out three places. You know, you go
to a pan area and they just put up pond
right yeah, Bro, at that place, they get so packed
that they have a time three o'clock. All the contracts
come out, Yeah, fifteen, all the birotes at three thirty,

(01:32:57):
all the bests come out. Could be leos come out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Bro, a soft bro.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
And the thing about there, dude, people we went there,
people that are getting out of work, they all stopped
there before they went home.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
But the impact, yes, cement, you can back you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I brought back fucking so many things for the people
checking ship.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
We went to Mexicani and fucking like like two months ago.
I brought a big old bag of fucking Chinese food.
They didn't care. They just last from dude, not evening passport,
they asked for my driver's license.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
You brought Chinese food, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
From brought You bought Chinese America, Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
From chinac We had a showing fucking uh good though
it was so fucking good Georgia, Georgia. Trying to talk
to the Chinese people and Chinese, like, Bro, they don't
they speak Spanish, Bro, They're not They're not Chinese Chinese,
They're Mexican Chinese.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
That food. Don't even speaking good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
But these Chinese people were born in Mexico, so they
don't speak Chiny know, just Cana. But then there's some
the dude, yeah, what's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
What's your Instagram? Bro? People can follow you holding it
down with three plates holding it down.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Hell yeah, with three plates, holding it down with three
plates in the building.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Go watch my Netflix special People Raging Food. Even if
you watch it again, share it, man, Go tell your
uncles to watch it, and go watch my other special.
Tell people about the What's Up? Podcast? Go listen to
the do You Even Binge?

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Podcast with the world famous beautiful Lisa as far as
my wife, we have a good podcast about TV and
movie watching. And go watch the History for Foods. Doing
good Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Three hundred and four thousand views on the last list. Dude,
that's about the astroami. Bro. We didn't even know pastrami.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Lingers talk about. Yeah in New York never Oh, but
you don't need me for huh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
But you know, you know what I've been with the
girls who are vagina looked like they were they were,
but he ate a Jewish.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
I fucked up a double cheeseburger with fucking double pastrami
and onion rings. That sucking the hat. Yeah, bro, And
they brought dinos today, world famous dinos.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
Famous you know chicken with a couple of occasions in
Los Angeles, and dude, please.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Go check them out. Support the man. They've been a
staple of Boyle Heights and these Los Angeles Central for
twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
And dude, they have Dude, they're known for the fucking
the red the red chicken so good, they're fucking duy fries.
And dude, these guys there Greek owned because like I mean,
l A. They're known for the Greek briger spots, bro gyms,
fucking Jim's.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Burgers, They're all. They're all Greek. Come, I didn't know
that my homie is Greek and his dad.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
He's like, ooh, my dad's worked for fucking delivering meat
to these Jim Burgers and all.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
This ship that's all Greek.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Do you know what do you know Greek burger is
when you have the shred of letters?

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Bro, like the bro, I love my favorite ship right there,
that's my favorite ship.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
A thousand island fucking sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Bro. That's yeah, like Isa loves that. That's a.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
That's l a staple.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
That's that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
I don't know what I did that that little it's
not Southern Island, but they make their own little sauce
right that Jim has.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
That too, Yes, Jim's. Troy's fucking uh fucking top Junior
Dinos Burgers. So Dino's, they told tams Bro Troy so Dino's.
They told me that they sold five hundred thousand. So
they told me that supposedly that they can't. Historically, they

(01:36:59):
invent hit the breakfast Burrito here in l A because
cops ricks not ricks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
I think around the same time, because cops will go there.

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
The cops will go there, and they were in a hurry,
like dude, just put the fucking put the bacon, put
the eggs, put the fucking in a in a They
said that they're around the same time when they meant
to that, like, I think around the same time all
these spots like kind of mento, the state the burrito
around the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
But cops were in a hurry that they needed to
put all the breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
They're like, you know what, bro, yeah, just send it out.
But you knows they saw five hundred thousand britles a year, Bro,
just breakfast. They're no, the breakfasts are fucking bomb bro.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Yes, Bro, that's we being the big old one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
The ones that you can they put cheese on everything
in Texas sometimes the ones that ricks man if you
get the wrong person to make the bread burrito eating.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
But see Rixes, Michael, what.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Trip is this? A little? Oh motherfucker's hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Has it's been going on?

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
That just happened.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Even Ris, you know, but ric also has like the
good like Greek briggers, you know, the fucking shredded lettuce.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Bro Dinos has burritos. He said, yeah, do you want
to go where.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
You never need the fucking the red shirt? You knows
with the sole price exaber, How good was that that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
No, that's what you gave me today delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Right, yeah, Felipas began, so he only had the fries
with the with the beans and rice. That show was good.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
That's all I wanted, just to play.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
One more shot and then we'll have a We'll have
the food.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Let's go, let's go. What's up of the skating food?

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I've been I've been busy, bro, i'ven't had time. I'm
trying to get back.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
You have clips on your Instagram. I have a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
One of the latest clips I have. I posted a
couple of.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
A little time right here. It's uh, it's probably like
a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
It's a roll, a couple of rolls down what I'll
send to you right now, Xavier, I skate to uh
the peeshe mode.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
I skate.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
I basically skate all the east of l A schools
right here.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
You never go to Venice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Venice is cool. Venice, Yes, dude, Venice, the skateboard.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Skate to man.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
The graffiti, So the original.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Skate park and Vendas, it got buried. It's underneath because
like people used to go there to graffiti back in
the day. The original skate park is fucking buried underneath
the sand and new skate parks above the ground, which
it's crazy. It's it's like almost like very treasured, you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
What was graff name?

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
D S? D S?

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
What graffiti name?

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
He doesn't want to real because he's gonna get because
he says he was really famous, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Fool wasn't famous?

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Showing his face right now, you're not going to talk
to shut up? Some shout out to the Hall of
Fame crew in Los Angeles and all over the shout.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Out to Heaven Man, Heaven, shout out to fucking chaka
that fool man.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
What was his name?

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Dico or real popular guy?

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
You know, what's my tagging name? But oh osire it's
rizzled backwards R.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
That's like it was right? Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Like my name is Tony Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
You're like that you haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
I'm many tagging things you put up when you were
tagging I do.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
I used to get the post office stickers that a
bad as I put on a fucking bust stole because
I went to Contention High school, so everybody tagged bro
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
You want to That's just the difference style, right, instead
of writing, you put the stickers.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
So you don't get a feel like it's just supposed
to do slap text. But you just do that slap
slap tax. Okay, that's that's nice, that's what you're tagging,
but you have to go to a post.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
I didn't have a tagging. I never tagged, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
But let's start you off right now. Let's filip it, Bro.
I have a rapp the frame wrapper Bro with out
the kids. He's a rap dick.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Name what I only told my girl? I told my
little girlfriend. She was fourteen, Bro. I was sixteen, and
I was I never had a girlfriend, bro, And I
told her like, you know you like to your girlfriend. Yeah, man,
I'm a wrapper now and then but I had a
page of rhymes. They all were whack and I told

(01:42:00):
her my name, and for my birthday or Christmas, she
made me a sweater with the wrap her name bro
Grey with a little thing right here, kid MC, I
got a laughing full of ricks.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Ye I know him? Well, Dad, run up this, do
the do the do the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Yo yo yo, do it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
I think a good rapping in for you would be
like like flippy, you know, like like flipp list lip
sat in the backwards, who you're looking good at?

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
This should have MC A K k.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Mc born, son of Julie brother Ralfo Saa. I had lit.
My My brother is Garcia, not Guardina. I live aneath La,
not in West Cobina. I came down in seventy two.
My mother my father in a bigger inner two. You know,
I'm probably being brown homes, so don't frown homes just

(01:43:15):
because I'm the color of the fucking ground homes. Then
my little stupid affable say e can can dude, we
have made a whole regimend boy. I remember you, homeie.
Hell yeah, bro, MC godfather, can you play RC Godfather?
I remember you, homie. You know where he kicks it A.
That's some that's some Michigan in Forcers neighborhood, which is

(01:43:40):
to be called MC force before. Oh shit, and a
lot of a lot of those fools, man, the old
g's that their old g like when they were like
twelve thirteen, they were all fucking tigers, bro, hardcore taggers.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
And then to become a hood. Then it became a
big time hood. Shout out to my friend from there,
Blunt from there for yeah, f bro, there were there
were cool cats, bro, those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
That's crazy, bro. They were That was.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Empty boulevard, in the middle of it, play in the
middle of play in the middle of it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Didn't the sugar people see the canyon they used to
see him?

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
He got shut und wait here, I can't believe that
were having in front of my eyes, show up, rapper,
everything put. Then we run into some bottles and be
down to a cat to a pandia. Don't you say
where you're from, we said the rapper, empty Pancho. Bro,

(01:44:47):
he had the album too from back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
The Sugar ice that that one play ship, empty Boulevard,
Empty Pancho.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
I ha, bro, that was the middle he's from. That's
a difference, Homie.

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Did you ever hear them bring her to him?

Speaker 10 (01:45:07):
I got the.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Rapper player works well, you know, straight to the tape
we win.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
That food said that this album made to Japan and
it went viral, and then invited him to go perform
in Japan.

Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
Well, hey, for all these foods that rappers homie Japan,
not mc buncho rap I never heard.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
But he's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Huh yeah, he's good. I mean it's it's good for
I feel it's like a product of its time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
The fact that it went fucking out there the CD.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
It's enough to have cloud out, to have enough to
host the show or something. Sugar look up on Houston
rapper MC fileto.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Damn, who's that?

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
He's another dude, bro, he's what he's Filetto Philetto on
the mic, Filetto on the F I L E r
o Letto. See he's pretty tight this food, bro. I
don't know if you throw a round, play a little
bit in the middle part.

Speaker 5 (01:46:09):
I like going ship stop my whole I had to drop.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
I made a little dough so you know I.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Bought the shop is yeah, man, mc filetto.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
He's on the album with a rapper from Houston named
Ozo or Ozo one Look One Look one and baby
Bash and they just give him a little shout out
and who kills it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Bad?

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Yeah man.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
But anyways, he's out there. I've been doing a rapper bro.
They're independent dogs. That's cool though, Yellow mc filto bro
and I don't know some of the rapper brother they're
like locally fainting known, but they're still tight.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:46:55):
No something ship you like on the hole? He's all
right with him on the podcast. How about the original guy?
All these Johnny chingas Sithole.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Battles and piece.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Bro, he passed away you song for it?

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Yeah, he's like, what was it?

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
Kind of like all these like uh h, like that
has a real song.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
He covered that song, but he made I think he
was like originally comedy parody.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
You know what real name is Johnny Chingas?

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
His real name is I don't know real name there, man,
but he passed away.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
There's like not there's not that much in about Johnny Chingas.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
But he's a guy who wrote that man battle. I
remember that. I want to get lost in love with you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Yeah, things, there's another look look up an old song
by Lalo.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Manana Bug might wanna buogie that guy? Bro, you know
who's related to fool?

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
That cool this fool he's related to fucking I want
to play out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Relate to two classes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
Classics right here, bro, so.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
Play that solid play that song about about the l
A p D. He played a song about American and
the citizen, a song he played to Hollywood old to Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Who is he related to? You said?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
Some he's related to another guy, a guy, some guy
I know who the playwright the brothers or that might
be his grandfather. I think old to Hollywood that one
to play that one, play that one that was a
bad one. Play them This is a good song much
because before we when you retired Bay This.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
Right out in Palm Desert, California, in Twucson Episoda.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
On a cold Christmas Eve in nineteen hundred and sixteen
received Come on dog, yeah, Bro, Come on Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
What is called Philip Bro anyway that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Yeah? These are the old songs to the old g s,
the old g s saying man bile bittle. So what's up? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
What's everybody know? Where you're gonna be at? What's your Instagram?

Speaker 5 (01:49:48):
Check me out on holding it down with three Plates
on Instagram, check out my YouTube page, three Plates Tommy anything,
and then just look up three Plates Tommy on any platform.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
When you and be on We Don't Smoke the Same again?

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Uh probably sometime next week.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
Huh yeah over there with man. Yeah, who's tuning in
to Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
Like I'll be out of town and three Food would
show up. I'm a big fan of you, Bro, I
heard you one. We Don't Smoke the Same and then
they always have the most red as eyes and they're hungry. Bro,
I want sub food podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
You got so hot.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
I've got it so high in those fucking podcasts the
same Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
I remember after one of the episodes and last time
I did it, I thought I was okay to drive,
and I was driving, I.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Was like, Bro, I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
And I stopped by a fucking uh South Central right
there by Washington and Central, and Dude, I was so
fucking high. I had to be in the car for
a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
I was eating and I thought like people were looking
at me. Bro. Back in the day, it was like
last year.

Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Thank you everybody for listening to the what'saw Full Podcast
with Martin Rizzo and are very special.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Guest a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
Favorite three Plates holding it Down Man. Thank you for
having me.

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
Too much fun bro out here, I'm telling the stories
the Burning Man locate our stories.

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
Come on, takes your time, Bro, that can happen.

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