EP 548 - Frankie Quinones - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's UPO podcast? What's the food? Best podcast in the
lamb Man? We got five one hundred and something episode,
now right, how many we have?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think we're like that a downsand Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We got a special guesce here with a brand new
special on Hulu. People, Hulu, you saw Bits and pass
a special. I love it, bro, It's already a classic.
I'm talking about Barry Cats. It's already a classic. People
are saying good things. I was talking to Tony. He
said he loves it. He went dark this time and

(01:02):
you didn't wear no characters. I respect that you went
out there but naked and doing his time up comedy. Yeah, yeah,
it was very nice special. I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh, it was appreciate it dark. It was good, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
It was directed by.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Later Man, but I don't want to spoil the punchline,
but he made some good as Gardener been there.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
The first time I met Frankie was like, and man,
when you were doing the Chicano Kings of Comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Video that I'm on but not even didn't even ask me.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
That was it for copyright ship.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I want somebody to call comedy or something with Frankie
and doing the halftime show, bro is.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
He's a he's a line in the half.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
You know you couldn't bad bunny? Bro?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
How does that bad Bunny?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
He's like the biggest start in the world, right he is,
And a.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Lot of people people are trying to petition to have George. Okay,
George Trait is fucking cool. His music is cool. If
you're Christy, his music is cool. If your car breaksign,
you're like, Presno, you gotta drinks like you got drink
whiskey at a fucking live bar. But isn't the oldest
fund George must be like seventy something.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
There's it's gonna be an alternate halftime show. People are
doing one on one bad Bunny and man, yeah not
go to listen learn how to piack Spanish in five minutes.
It's a with ten newsion Bro, kid Rock kid Rock
and uh, we'll mike around brothers. Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We gotta make around.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hand kid Bro. But but kid Rock fucking tension. The
I think Cooter from the Duke that has it's gonna
be the and k Vaugh comedian who else fucking what

(03:11):
was it gonna be? There?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Man, it's a Charlie kirk uh Me, solid guy.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
From Adam Corona Show is gonna be there. Bro and Bro,
who the fuck gonna watch that ship dog? Not even
a regular TV Are you gonna compete with that? Bro?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You can't have Bro? Okay, So there's a reason why.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
For of all nothing Againstsion, he's badass. Like, if they
give me a free ticket, I would definitely go.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't Bro was worth.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
One hundred and fifty million. They were to give me
free tickets, they would have given me free ticket to
Tanusion and Can't Rock together. I'll be like, damn, I
will have to take Budge Bro. But I'll be questioning myself.
But like if I was like a white dude, you know,
like because I'm a gett Mexican. Yeah, that was a

(04:01):
ghetto at why dude a good questions? By now wait
a minute, man, they're about to hand me Yo, They're
about to hand out Ted Nusien and Kate rock tickets.
There must be a catch or something. Yeah, they're gonna
they probably make me a Federal Asian after they.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh yeah, they're gonna give your.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Suit you know what? That kind of side concert sound
like one of the concerts that they invite you to
when you got at three duys and they just can't
afford to send the marshal to your house, so they're
ties to your ass with free tickets.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, that's how you think they used to get people
that used to like a whole bunch of like parking tickets.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Right like at the oh what really?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I mean I saw it in the same thom Bro.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah. Man, once I saw one, they were gonna give
out forty nine or playoff tickets San Francisco. Bro, everybody
showed up. Bro. They all got arrested for warns. Broh.
That's what I would think, Bro, somebody would have hand
me ten news G and Rock take it. But you
know what, bros, up, something's dob, Bro, I'm being up something.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Rock looking beat up these days? Have you seen them?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
He turtle hol me like I'll beat up get crack, Bro,
that's what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
You know so what's know? Bro?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You don't happen? Bro? You using your muscle on your neck.
I want older people when they turn the go like this. Bro,
what what.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
He's only fifty four? Broh yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Seventy for years bro, No aboro hydrates.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look dude, he's just been chilling the sun. Bro. Look
at his next up. That's like fucking like that's how
you just chill on the sun, bro.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, look at he looks at a turtle. Turtle turtle,
turtle turtle.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's crazy because you look a guy who cheets at
everything but like a golf Yeah. Yeah, extra fish.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Dude. He was so cool before and then so okay.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
He was never cool, bro, he fooled us, was he? Okay?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
So when I was young, I the first time I
seen him was in a dirt Joe dirt.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah he was cool back then. I mean,
well he was more like.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
A good ass. He was another good role for Yeah,
and when they had that little person, bro, like I
need a little person and yeah, Williams.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
You get some crunch cries what they say in the.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Movie Calico whatever he said. I remember when they were
in the Simpsons and that little person was said, there's
a baby lost.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
But I think about kid Rock.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
He pretends he's like from the South now, but he's
from fucking Detroit.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Bro like ourselves, man, but he's like the what word
thing for the polw really.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
See one of those guys cow Worth relative go see.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Have you seen them those dam late night or surely
they come out early in the morning or at nine
and am they buy up airspace, you know, for for television.
But they're all these fucking Latina chick startting cars and trucks.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
No, I don't wake up early. I don't go to
sleep when.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I'm like on the road, Bob, look up down the
Ford Bro advertisement in the morning.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's us and then play it up there Finance.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I know you want to no tricks just to put
and caeta.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Okay, I've seen, but there has to be a chick
starting cars nothing said to be a woman.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, okay, I've seen those.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, so the guys that nothing, Bro, you're sold cars
at a job at that all the worst job we
ever had.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I used to work at, you know when we used
to have to set up those little boosts at like
Costcos and like uh yeah, and I was selling selling
zip fizz.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Like a little energy potter You mix it with your water,
you know, it comes in a little canistry.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
You know we get we give out samples like in
the morning at Costco and and at different kind of
stores only like uh, you know whatever, Sam's clubs or
even just like a regular drug store and I would
have to set up a little booth and be like,
hey try zip fished.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Was the commission based, No, it was just.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Like you had to like give out a certain amount
because you're not selling anything. You're just you have to
give around, give out a certain amount of.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Samples, get them.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, but I sucked because you have to get there
super early, you know, before the store opens and all that.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because cost coen swalking early bro.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, I mean you had to get there like five thirty,
you know, and make sure ship's set up, and then
it's be like hey, zip Fizz.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I hated that job. And besides that sold.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
But and then.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know, there was some like there was a
stack right there. And sometimes I'll do pretty good. They'd
be like, oh I taste pretty good. I think I
felt the energy, you know, but it's probably all I think.
I don't think it's good for you all, you know,
I think it's still around.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's really zi fit zip Fizz.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Good bro.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
And then then my dad was all I was like
in between jobs, and my dad was all pissed off
and he was like, hey, like what are you doing?
But he took me to like the day labor spot.
I did that for like a week. That shit sucks.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's still around. Yeah, there it is zip Fizz.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Bro, you fucked up. Could have been it MS ballers.
Could have been the regional managers itz.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Bro, they up. Bro, they could have had Creeper.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You're managing the fucking bay. Bro.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Who did like to perform with the Emmys? Bro? When
you went out there?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Bro was yeah, yeah it was fun only Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I was surprised that they asked me and okay, how
do it happen?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like from the beginning, like like wha, what do you
mean how it went down? Yeah? Yeah, when they hit
me up, my people hit me up.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
And they're like, yo, the Emmies want they want you to,
you know, present a couple of Emmies And I was like,
oh what And then like a day goes by and
the next day they go hey, like one of the
producers asking if you'd be down to do it is Creeper.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
And I'm like hell yeah, And I was like they
want Creeper there, and then he goes.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, and they said they're gonna get you a uh
a wife beater, a sleep shot that has tucks print
on it or they're gonna get it made or whatever,
and I was like, all right, cool, and so yeah,
So I went home and they had somebody like kind
of pre write something and I tweaked it a little
bit and they had to approve it, and then.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I thought, and then I showed up.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I mean, it was so fun to show because I'm
in my little twelve dollars outfit and the women are
in gowns and shit, everybody's in a tux and I'm
just like hey, and then and then they're like all right,
you know. Then I walked to the back to give
me a quick briefing and then they were like, you're
gonna have time to kill it for a while. They
told me that at the beginning of the day, so
I'm thinking I had like a bunch of time. And
then all of a sudden they bring me backstage and

(11:34):
they're like, all right, you ready, like you know, you're
up next.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And I was like what.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I was like, I thought I was gonna have like
be chilling for a couple of hours or something, and
then all of a sudden, I'm writing the queue homie,
and I'm right there the stages right there like hell.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah done.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I was most nervous I had been in a long
as time to get on stage.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, but I was like, come on, Homie, got this.
He just rubbed my hands and I was like, all right,
you know, pull through. Yeah, yeah cool.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
And then we got out there, you know, because that
place is big, man, and it was packed obviously, and
then there's all these like celebrities right there.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Performing in front of people like you've seen growing up,
like in movies.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
And like, yeah, I mean yeah, he just it's just
a little Benny Hill and Lenny Bruce, the three stooges.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
But no, you're just out there and then you know,
I just go in it.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
And then they they had the teleprompter, but I was
like messing up the teleburn but I was still getting
the jokes, you know. Once I got that first laugh, though,
I was like, okay, cool, because I was like I
might just bomb right now, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
These people might be like what the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
But it was cool.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Hope they were with it. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
And then it fucking went by and I walked up
like oh ship, yeah, and the dude that got me in,
one of the producers, thank you made me look good
because it was like, you know, some people were like,
I don't know, you know, its gonna work or they're
gonna get it, and he was like, no, nah, people
get it and it worked out.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
So I was like hell yeah people that drew up immediately.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, and then there was just homies that were there,
like in the audience too, you know that were nobody
was going to be there, you know, so you are
also probably yeah it text.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Me like that was sick and I was like, oh,
hell yeah, yeah it's cool.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
And I saw that they focused on Ali Wong too, Yeah,
the thing, so that's really very cool dude.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, yeah, that was cool that they did that.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Because you know, she directed my specials, so that's awesome.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was a crazy experience. Hopefully they
invite me back, ain't me?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Probably not, no, no, And that shows me you've come
a long way from like.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Started doing open mics in the Bay.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Like it's like people people probably think like, you know,
this is an overnight like you know, like you know successful,
You've been at this for like years, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, Like when Toto fan went viral there, that was
a lot of like you know, like ten years ago,
I got lucky and made a viral video, but I
had already been doing I was already doing standard for
ten years with that video.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, but you know I saw it goes the Buddy.
They just see what they see. I don't see all
the background struggling and ship, but they.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Don't see the up and downs. You know, man was
willing bro saying the bluff towood and tears. They don't
see thaty Bro.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I started in nineteen seventy nine. Bro, it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
No, actually, blood sweating deers, bro, Bro.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
The blood sweating the way people do this, No, Roger,
this is really good. He does the face, he does
like this thing like Bro.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
But you know, but you know, it's something like our
ups and downs are very different from other people because, like,
you know, we perform like at these nightclubs, and after
that they have like, you know, music, after we dance.
You know, it's like it's like it's like ups and downs,
but it's like a lot of the a lot of
those moments are like fun memories.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
You know, even thougheah, we're drumming.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
But like it's just like kind of like and uh
it makes you know, it looks the samele like kind
of you know, like drinking and stuff like that makes.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Up or the whole you know, those experiences, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I was like, yeah, were you.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Partying me for stand up or during well it happened
during stand up?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, I was. You know, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
I didn't try any hard drugs until I was in
my twenties, you know, but like what.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You were doing stand up already?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, I started the first time I did open mic,
I was twenty six.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh me too, five and then uh yeah, and then.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, I was already kind of partying here and there.
But then obviously once you start touring and hitting the
road and you're just kind of like, you know, I
wasn't getting all fucked up every night or nothing, but
you know, it's just that's part of your payment is.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Free drinks, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, so you're like, all right.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I gotta get my money's worth on me, you know,
like I gotta get my payment.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Larry omaha. He told me one time we had done
a show and it was like a bunch of people, man,
and they were all going to go to some bar
down the street with everybody, and that was like a
bet that.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I know, Bro, that comedy Oh yeah, Harry, Hey.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Why are you gonna go over there and lose all
your powers?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
That sticks me until since forever.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He goes you're over there, You're ready gonna joke. You're
right here, you're too Superman.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Because they've seen perform, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
You're competing with bustleheads.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know it would be any little Joe schmoke. Are
you gonna go there and lose your powers?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
There?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
And that stuck with.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Me every minute you're out of the yea, every minu
you're away from the comedy club, You're like kryptonite. Larry.
You know, I notice that one time, Bro to me,
you was going to Chuck Bartel went into the Upper
Upper Club and San Diego went to the beach party

(17:00):
up theres. Oh my god, we stood out like scientists. Bro,
we were ghostbusters or something. Bro. We don't like we
look like bun king tornado hunters. In front of you
got Chuck Barchow, guy who you know who's appreicial Chunk Bartow.
He didn't you didn't even find him anywhere, so it
doesn't even matter. And he was there too. I was

(17:22):
then me bro like at the at the at the party, bro,
the San Diego at the comedy club.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh, I know exactly. At the Yeah, Honda.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Stood out, Bro. We are just let to show our
cool and ship oh that night. Yeah, and then man
I started, Man, we don't like ghost ghost chasers. Bro.
We don't like Tonado Chaser Tornado chasers. Bro.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I always say, because we official Chuck Bartell wad say,
because comedians.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
We look so different from each other, like when people
see us, because how the fun these guys doing each
other's me filipping Gabby Lamb and.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Motley Crew, Larry was brown. We look like we look
like the we look on the Guardens of the Galaxy.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
Bro, he's the Tornado Chasers. They know each other, Bro,
how do they end up like this?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Wol must do the build the little balls, they throw
it to the tornado.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, it's like guards the Galaxy. Like we're so different. No.
I was supposed to go last week, but I was with.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
You've been in Tampa, yeah, Bone or the Improv, well
the improvs now the Funny Bone right yeah yeah, so yeah,
so I've been to both. I went when it used
to be the Improv and then now now I went
one time and there's a funny bone.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Did the Tampa.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Last week?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh yeah, I was. It was good though, Bro.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
Good.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
But the day before and we took a little frawley,
a little free bus all over the Aboor city.

Speaker 11 (19:07):
But the head of the royal guards and oh uh
did I just always hang on those guards shows. I
will go get high with the roosters and sharp, I
don't like it. You a bunch of coffee and people
watch and I'm friends with the people next where they

(19:28):
brow and run in front. So that time we went there, man,
we went to this fool named Dennis. It's from fucking
Clamdon fourteen Tano. But that wood called himself from Venice.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
And Dennis from bro and that wool just give a little.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Tour about all of the guards there. But like if
I could tell you what the people in Ebor city
dress like, it's like you that you got all the
cool homeless people with boor it stand drag and have
personality from Berkeley and gave him clean clothes, bro more wine.

Speaker 12 (20:11):
The human beings what you well, yeah, bro, it's a.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Small little community. Man invented the human sandwich there? Really?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh really, it wasn't in Cuba, Nah, it's like the
invented here mic been.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I mean, like just just plugged it in. Yeah, bro,
you just plugged it in. I mean I've been hearing it. Yeah, okay, cool.
I think it just fell on all right, cool I.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
People are asking, uh, let me look at YouTube. I
either asking what's that haircut?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
So I got a haircut?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
What are you going to get back at?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
So? Then my haircut?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I don't know how to I get haircuts like every
fucking like four months, So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
So you forget how to ask for haircuts?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You know who who does it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Give me that?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
So I just I forgot how to ask for haircuts.
I'm like, how do you?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
So?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Like, I'm like, my haircuts are they? They're different every time?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
You know?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
H So I what were you looking like before you
got this one? It was longer?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh okay, okay, So I asked for this time, asked
for three, and then like, can you cut like two inches.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Off from the top? So yeah, you don't say na
that they will be that way?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, you have a smoked cigarettes in a long time, right.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I stopped smoking cigarettes in two thousand and seventeen, So
I smoked from a high school to uh when I
was like I was at seventeen so until seventeen, I
got very sick. I got a cold, and I was
like I could I was trying. I was trying to
fucking smoke still, but I couldn't because my throat was hurting. Yeah,
so like, you know what, Okay, let me just stop
smoking cigarettes and soil.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I feel better. And then you felt better, I mean
like better better, way better, dude. Two weeks I'm buying.
I'm like, you know what, let me keep this going.
And it's been already like eight years. So yeah, I
feel way better. And I was addicted to smoking cigarettes. Bro.
I used to smoke like a pack every three days,
you know in my car. My car used to smelling cigarette.

(22:38):
That's not that bad. A pack every three days. Yeah,
that's not bad. Right, I'm trying to go back.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
You look up this guy name, this guy name Surge Sturge, sir.
The first thing, just look up. Let me see here
French singer. Yeah, I just play the play it and
I'm gotta show you something, Manse. They're honoring this guy

(23:09):
who the French singer Surge games board.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
He has g a player. Just play that gas board.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, play it. No, there's a bunch of little kids
honoring him. No not not.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Just like.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
You children honored Surge French. You gotta to listen to
it if you want your headphones that you know it
on YouTube.

Speaker 12 (23:47):
This is Wick Studio built to meet any bree when
your project calls from creativity.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Sucking there nothing you.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Play looking, brother, honoring that guy I'm talking about French
taker catch about five stigits a day, bro, and they
are and then he was sang with a with a treat,
So they're honoring him. So they all those kids dressed
up like him, and they're also getting pick cigarettes. Bro.

(24:31):
That's how you are played again, go back back forward.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Five day's not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Five packs that played again, So they're honoring them.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Remember when the chest pa that everybody just look like that.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Looks like right there, dude, I'm getting here. It sounds
like foreign music to me.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
They are just like chess meth right there with the
five o'crsh b.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, okay, you stop playing enough people go see it.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
You pay it.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, I want to see, yeah play the French guy.
I want to see. I want to show Frankie bro
like I want to be honored. People to about back
to a bunch of shit, have a chance to the
bottom there some mean but then get people's broke to

(25:30):
wear a haircut.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
At that this is temporary's in the crowd. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
So like you have like backwards and at the front
of it and look like one of the water buffalos, bro,
like a bison.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
People always ask you what your secret?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Why you look so young? People?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I mean, some people ask me that I'm thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
But you are thirty seven?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yea a truth?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah? Come on, bro, you know I thought you were
going to stay twenty nine. You look twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Thank you can say that from now on, but you
can't tell you You can tell me you're twenty two,
twenty three, okay I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'll stick to thirty seven and you take to twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Right there you go, Because I see I see people
that are like thirty thirty nine and they look bad.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm about the age now, bro. When I tell people
my age, the first reaction is like their their their
horse is out of control. It's like they just stopped
the horse. All this sudd there? Bro, how old are
you fifty two? Whoa what? Yeah? Keep it always when

(26:35):
I get my age, you know, with whoa or.

Speaker 11 (26:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I think most of the reactions are, what how could
I walk straight at that age?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah? That's not that old, but it is young.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'm lying, bro, forty nine. If you're gonna buy saber,
I should say like the seven Hey, bro, you get
you start getting older, Bro, and you go to Danny
and you look at the senior citizen Bro. Man, they're
dropping the age on. It should be seventy and fifty two. Bro,

(27:14):
what I think people that senior citizens shouldn't get a
discount bro for fucking meals. Bro, they didn't do ship.
It's not like they thought a war. Some did. Yeah,
if you fought a war, all right, they pancakes forever
three dollars. It should be like that, Yeah, you fucking

(27:35):
you just like you can I get the senior citizens discount. Seriously,
that's how you get Have you found a war and older?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
What is the senior citizen age now?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
And Danny's with fifty two? Really yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
But in general though, it's like sixty five.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, it's seventy, bro, tournament now.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's sixty now sixty five before you should be younger.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
So no senior citizens disc that Denny's.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
But a senior citizen just across the board.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Sixty seventy right.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Sixty five?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Now how about that retirement is seventy right? Had to
get your social Security and ship.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
It's gotta be sixty five, you know, or they raised it,
huh for social Security.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Fifty five plus?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
What the fucking bucket? Will take big, bro, take big.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
But also the japanin Harry Bubbles Brown. But the Japanese
they made the thing where like now they have they
made the serum ward like it slows an aging, where
like people can technically live up to twhundred and fifty years.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Now, I don't want to live that long, bro, I do.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
There's that one that one lady she's what what.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
And twelve? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
So what this drugs going to do?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Because they found out about the drug that's gonna slow
down dog ageing like a year ago. So now you
can live up to I mean supposedly two hundred the years.
But imagine waiting for Grandma to die.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Bro to mom, dude, so one hundred and three when
we met her, who Bobby Higgs, mom oh oh ship
one hundred and three Grandma, yeah, grandmat her.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
So the man lived on her own. We went to
go visit her and where the Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Was a basket retirement community.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Bro, we lived on our own, one hundred and three
years old.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
She had everything in her house.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Sharp ass, fuck dude. She was funny. She was like
making Bro.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
She looked at me because you're the big boss.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
He walked, no king, no bro, crazy only and were she.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Kept it one hundred and four hundred and four Bro,
that's crazy, okay man, And she died. He was the
first African American black woman who worked at the post
to work at the the own company.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yes as a needle paste like she oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Oh you want to talk to that person?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
She was only two years away from seeing AI videos, bro,
like you passed away tow and twenty three people.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
She'd seen it south West Ship. She saw the beginning
of TV.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
If she only waited two years to be so love,
she would have seen AI videos.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
But she was alive, free slave running roaming around.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, we must see free But.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I realized that she was funny. When they say get
if you'll freeze, oh when.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
They got freed. Yeah, yeah, I think she was born.
I maybe I think her to go with nineteen twenty five.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Because you were born in nineteen twenty five.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, I think I think her parents were her parents
might have been close to being around the slave era.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, her parents, her parents. Yeah what damn, that's
just crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
That's how close it is.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
But with this whole new drug that's coming. So they
came out with two new drugs sucking the Japanese. Uh,
they cured h what's it called dying from old age
and baldness? Oh what yes, dude, it's we're advancing. But
also fucking AI is taking over like crazy. So like

(31:22):
my grandma thinks fucking Francisco took a shot with fucking Tupac.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
So yeah, my grand my grandpa's ninety seven. Wow, he's
doing it. He's still joking around you walking around in
a whoa.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, well me and Franking the thunder Valley, Bro, did you.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Have fun thunder Valley?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
That was fun. Only that place was that venue was dope.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
They run into your cousin in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh yeah, yeah they were there.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
You did, yeah, do a picture with them, okay in.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
The morning after morning Yeah yeah, yeah that was cool
because you don't I've never been to that casino.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
So every time when I get casinos, I'm all right.
It might be an old rundown one or it might
be cool. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I just never the food at the casino like it's
hit or miss. Yeah, as far as like they have
a steak house, it's always gonna be a good steak.
But not all of them have steakhouses.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, so wered, you can't go around with fried red
bro Yeah, read a little bit of honey.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
You don't like bread? I love?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh yeah, so good meat you do honey now.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
With honeyney with sugar and honey. Bro a little one
at this.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
You never had, no, dude, you never to New Mexico
one time with you?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I love fried bread man with beans and cheese. We
went to.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Iowa, Iowa, Miss what's the what's called miss? Miss keep
miss week miss? I don't know we were name, but
like we went to the buffet. The food fucking suck
I know, the food suckers. Rodrigo didn't want to eat it.
Oh you know, it's bad. It was bad.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
It was bad.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
See I must I liked it, bro, but he didn't.
I like free food to me, free food, I can bypass.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
The fucking the moldy the education.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Mhm, what do they have?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, so they had like they had like a different sections.
They had American food, they have Chinese food, they had
Mexican food. It was it was separated by sections. So
like American food. It was like waffles, fucking uh, what's
it called? The fucking pancakes, cinnabums, panacakes. But to me,
to me, free foods, free food.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
So I love it, dude, But Roger didn't want to
eat any of it. Bro I'm like, oh, ship, so
that must be what they have. But they didn't like
pizza and she lot has pizza. They have burgers that
fucking uh.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Sometimes those buffets, no matter what section is it, the
food all taste the same, you know, because.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's the same. Crucials better.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah you do cruise ships.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, I has been a long time, but yeah you headlighting.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
No no, I was on a okay, it was like
four comics and then but we only only do and
we only did two shows one thirty one clean.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
But the cruiser is like ten days, so you just
stay on the ship days.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, fuck that, dude.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
We were on a cruiser for like six days and
that seemed a long time. Bro, because we have so
the internet fucking sucks. It was supposed to be what
elon musk elon musk internet startling, so like it was,
it was choppy.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
So I had a lot of sucks on the cruise ship.
Oh oh my goodness, but with the same girl, so
it's not it really made you made a sound, bro, dude,
we got rocked. We got rocked everything.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Balcony, yes, it was you need the I need the balcony,
so you don't even when I get nothing, somebody I
need that.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I need the balcony. It was so much fun, dude,
I like the cruise did you ram on the balcony?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
No, but but the but but but the but the
rocket of the other ship made the whole I got
had to really move, you know, so like it was
kind of kind of ring right. So I totally in
my whole goal because we're on like six days, so
my whole goal was to be buzz throughout the whole
day because we saw this indie movie, uh where these

(35:48):
teachers try to get a buzz throughout the whole day,
but they didn't try to pass the lineup being drunk,
you know, because like the buzz news has the most creative.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Aspectors being intoxicated.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Remember the movie, Yeah, the Swedish movie where the teachers
that did a test and they wanted to be drunk
at the coup level, like the buzz and above when
you're having a good time where you're being creative.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
The whole the whole day, and it bittered their lives. Huh,
it did, but it got it.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
But it got to a point where they just try
to chase and they just got drunk. So like I
would take a shot. I would take a double shot
every two hours, and I kept that buzz going throughout the.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Whole fucking and it worked. It worked, bro, It fucking
worked because you know.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
You take a shot, you got excited, so you don't
keep taking but yeah, then you're like, yeah, so in
the morning, I will wake up eleven in the morning,
and so the town would have like a like a
free what's it called what's.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Called the area where we were activity. We're able to
take they have three drinks and for the yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
The comedians, we had our own tweet, yes, Paul commit
had We had our own suite that we shared twenty
four hours at our own floor with us with a
jacuzzi and there's dinner for us. Am.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Wait, Bert, you're talking about Bert?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, they practical jokers.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
And under the Andrea Eric, under the giant.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Ready people. So that area had good food all the
time for us, and they had drinks all day Jacuzzi. Yes,
we got to go upstairs. It was just for us.
Everybody smoked up there.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Bro so like so like, I kept that buzz going
throughout the whole fucking day. I didn't get drunk, but
I kept the buzz going. And I'm going to the
restroom and it's hearing girls girls.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
So I was walking through the restroom the guy's restaurant,
in the line for the girls. They'd be like, I
want to fuck Eric Andrea.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Hold, I know girls saying I remember that too, Like
what you girls, I don't want to fuck, I do
want to suck Andre. Nobody said Martin Rizzo or Phelippe.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Acid. When we're doing the when we're doing the when
Filip ste blew upside down and Dragondone.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Peet, I can't show because it's so fucking nuts.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Bro. Well, the first no one broke. Let me tell you, bro.
It started with we did the first show. We had
the first event we had and I had to have
to be a judge with a bunch of comedians, big
j oker saying, and miss pat it was a fucking
beatle content with a bunch of men.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I was.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
That turned out to be the smallest peanut man contest.
One guy just showed it off and it was little.
And then somebody saying, can someone beat that? Pretty much?
Can someone beat this? And and someone beat it Bro,
like circumcised and so pretty much up and he was

(38:59):
proud he beat it Bro, and then litter Bro. So
it was like no bug the funny Bro. But the
funny part was that before they got beat it, there
was another guy. I was saying, I was standing next
to him. I was trying to look for motherfucker that
could beat that guy. And there was a lady rubbing
her husband's shoulders. Ryan, don't be nervous.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
If you got this to be the smallest day.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Then she shell rob his shoulders. Babe, go me to wind.
You gotta stop touching me, super fi. That is five
dollars dollars. And then then they had to split it, Bro,
because we get on the side.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Wait the uncircumcised homie the pancake.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, And then little homie. Yeah he want so the
year that they gave him twenty each, that's worse. I
saw that guy who won that contest on our cruise
ship with the practically he said, I used that money
for this ship.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
But that's not to be proud of, Bro.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
But there was the funny part. Frankly, we had just
left Miami. Bro. These two guys already showing their penises. Bro,
like we didn't we we could see Miami.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Bro. Bro, Frankie, they haven't. They haven't been broken the champagne.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
But the chapter had we for the the rest of
the ship mentioned for the rest of the five days.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I could jump that little dick.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
I could jump off the ship and so so to Miami.
That was that close and you're the little dick.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Food for the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Did has a way the drunk ass couple Bro that
broke up on the ship, that there's always gonna be one.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
A couple of those and do a lot of swingers
in that fucking ship, Bro, drunk couples.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Uh So I feel all these guys couple. Bro.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
So all these fans, right.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
These people are gone on the cruise and they're fans
of the podcast, so they feel they know you, so,
like imagine just fucking always like running into these people
like throughout it's nuts, bro.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
And then but because here's the Practical Jokers, which just
fucking clean.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Their family, their family people, you know, our.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Show people are walking now because they don't know what's
the name of people said, I don't drink more people
over the whole time, and I'm beating them sober. So
he drank a bottle of thousands of Italian dressing because
but then they get these three girls and they they

(41:47):
chug ranch.

Speaker 10 (41:48):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, it was crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
So it was a mixture of like fucking like family
people that like are used to watching like you know,
like the Impractical Jokers on TV on like a fucking yeah.
And after that fans of Eric Andrew, which it's like opposite,
Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Are you starting a new tour or just picking up
shows right now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
No, I'm just doing like a few spots during the fall,
but at the end of January starting a new one,
oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
January of next year. Yeah, and they keep us busy.
What the podcast? Check out o his dates right now?
Can you post them up? Yeah? Bro, I'm my shows
my tour. They're like overlapping each other sometime, bro like
like at my leisure tour, like the one that we

(42:39):
change it already because we're hitting the same dates, you know,
and I'm and I'm like, come on, man, the material
is different already, so we could just come back with
a staying fucking tour. The material is totally different now
because sometimes he crysler like he's doing like when they
were doing he was doing fully loaded right fully loaded tour. Yeah,

(43:03):
but then he'll jump. Then he'll notice that he'll go
back to Baltimore for example, Now he'll go back to
Baltimore on his or he said he was in Baltimore
by the South fully Loaded tour big bus. But then
he comes back around his dates. I didn't go like,
he'll help Springfield and nois he'll have Baker's Field for

(43:24):
the first time on the same tour, but then he
goes back to hit Baltimore before he's Baker's Field. So
he had to rename it again, and it's called out
fully loaded, bottles up whatever. Notice that it's bottles up
or beers up, just for the people could think that,
hey man, they're in the same tour.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
So they don't feel like tickets like the last one.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Ye different. Yeah, so might not gonna be here? What
my leisure?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Because when did the tour start?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I don't know, bro, should but man like I have
dates already for like the from here to like wait
a minute, man, hold up, hold up, I'm acting like
January nine months away. Bro. No, that's like it's two
months away. My bad. Yeah. My tour stopped in June

(44:23):
at the Greek.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Theater the end of it.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, I'll show that you're gonna ask you to. People
are gonna ask.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
You to because Zios Zeros.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
June third, if you want, thirteen.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Thirteen at the Greek Sacks. I went to my first
concert ever.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Me too, Really who did you see?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
H Santana and war Fuck?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah it's not it, bro, I fucking he dressed?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah. You told me about this running.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
And seeing Beastie Boys up as a deer and get.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Running him man and a Beastie Boys and Fishbone opening
up crazy. How young I was, Bro? I was watching
a concert going and the stay a lot of bad
words and you can see them on TV in the
radio and never know that they go mother fuckers. Those
times that you fucking ready, and I'm like ready, huh ready.

(45:33):
I did a I did a BRO did a video
promoting the Greek Theater with with Johnny and no Johnny,
the other guy, the one that works with with fucking trip. Yeah,
it's some tripple and b because because when I went

(45:55):
to go see those concert I took a bus Bro
from my house. I took the fucking I'm on a
battle bus with downtown LA. I took the two to
Hollywood and Vermont and I walked that ship Bro all
the way the week. So I did a video of
me walking Bro, Bro, dogg, it takes forever. I had
a walking thick, you know, along the wave, brokeets posing Bro.

(46:18):
Everybody a little chair to sit down, dog. It took forever. Bro.
I saw a leaf blower man, Bro, a leaf blower man,
but I was walking, and I told that could you
blow air at me, homie and then go for the camera.
So I get a full twenty bones twenty dollars and

(46:38):
then and then I no, no, no, no, no yet
there was a little bit too temple for your time.
You didn't go kid and compa And I said, all right, man,
we shot a bunch of footage of that leaf blower
man blowing air at me when I'm packing by, and
then we show my feet to the looking legit and
we kept walking, bro, and oh fuck, bro, it was

(47:02):
hot before the rain. You had to put it, make
a bandana and ship like Michael from with the Office
when you go hiking President Mike risin Mike or like
fucking Chivy Chick when he got locked in vacation in
the desert. So they kept walking brought from this man

(47:23):
for energy.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Energy.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I finally made it, bro. Hell yeah, it took an hour.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Because you're walking up in the hill and like it. Dude,
you did you go there? Bro?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
With did you google? I was at it.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I ended up being out of town.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Okay because me and him did it and showed up around.
It's a good show. It's a very good entertainer. So
how do you feel about your special brow? You liked it? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, thank you homie, appreciate it. Yeah yeah, oh there, bro,
Yeah it was cool. And we shot two shows in
one night, so that helped, you know, And then oh
yeah that was cool.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
It was I tripped off the early show. The crowd
was more rowdy than the late show. But they were
both good shows.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
But I thought I was usually sad always the other
way around, you know. Yeah, for some reason, the seven
pm show, they were a little more rowdy.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
That's true because people are usually on the second show,
they always get drong.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeahah yeah yeah, howly was that show the early show seven? Okay,
I've done shows that I remembered when I went the
first time I went to Portland, Oregon, it was at
that club Harvey's. Oh shit, yeah, Wristo had a five
thirty pm show.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Oh my gosh, it was an early show.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Five thirty, seven thirty, and then nine thirty three shows. Yeah, bro,
and they did they have no Sunday show. Dude, you
would think that the five thirty show will be the
mellow West now man. People might get more fucked up
on a for thirty the rest of the show.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah yeah, true.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, they got a make up for you people who
are probably need to be home by ten.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yes, they get it all in and homie yeah yeah, yeah,
they trying to fit everything in and like then like
like like two hours.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I remember that club. Bro, they didn't pick you up
for the comedy show, Bro. I just took a bus
every night.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Pass on me.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I felt cool, bro that I took a bus, bro,
because I felt like I felt like I didn't need them,
you know, like I figured out because I took up.
I took up. I got to the airport, called them up.
Oh no, check that train over the top in front
of the club. So I took a train boom right
in front of the club, picked up the condo key
from the owner. He drove me to the condo. I

(49:48):
just chilled it for the rest of the day. Eight high.
I went to a local market. They cut the bus
around six thirty, did the show, and then the last
bus left that midnight every night, so I'll catch it
at ten or there and then I'll be there half
a Portland. On that bus, I was saying, Beaverton we are.

(50:10):
I was headlighting, Bro. I was like fourteen hundred dollars
for the whole week with a flight. That's dude, take
a play about that.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
No, do that train for the airport from Portland and
you go through the whole city. It's fucking badass, bro.
Oh yeah, yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Is too prominent, shot like I'll have a coffee please. Yeah,
it's live and advertisment.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Are they comment to get the chat only and you
would have lost that contest.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Fucking yeah, sorry, bro, I got be sp by Spaulding,
Yeah by avoid.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
The Dream of the Night. It's live and poor Land.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
The first time I met you with then on Hide
and Nashbury. Yeah club the Love with Big al And
and Big Toail. Thank you people real quick? You going
people when you're out there? Bro, No, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Oh you water? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Just opened up? If you want that one, I haven't
touched it. Talk that is it? What's up? Brow? Was
your boy? Which one? Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Come on, you just dropped that.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
You know he loves you, right? What's up? Man?

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Now?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
When when you started doing stand up comedy, I know
you started doing your you still started doing open mic,
clubbing lugs, the Purple on your all the other rooms,
the brainwaks, remember the brainwashed man, the brainwalk by the
way people was a player that had with a laundrow
mat at this stand up.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah San Francisco under mat Slash Cafe and.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeahy Sugar.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Sugar was Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You know when you were doing stand up back then,
did you have a plan or an idea? We're just
doing stand up?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, I'm just doing stand up.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I had much dim on stage.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah. Yeah, I always wanted to do it.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Then I kept I was talking about it with the homies,
and then I was working at this warehouse job, like
doing pallets and ship and then one of.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
My homies is like, hey, I I saw this place.
I mean they do open mics. You know I have
been talking, You've been talking about it. What's up. They
do it on Thursdays. And I'm like, okay, homie. I
was like all right.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
And then so one night after work I went over
there and signed up, you know, and you know, I
get I had to go after work, so I'm at
the bottom of almost the bottom of the list.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Because you have to get there early to put your
name in early. I waited and waited, and then finally
I got up and there was like.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Six people left and the audience are people waiting for
their laundry. And then I did all right, you know,
I got some last So I was like, all right,
and that's just what's going there like once a week
for a long time.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
And then yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
It's sad.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
They that place was the longest running open mic up
there in San Francisco and then they close it down.
They developers body its condos now, but ye had like
Robin Williams are popping there.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
You know, what's his name?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Hassam naj is there, Ali Wong? You know, Mosha Kasha
trying to think who else? Yeah, yeah, A bunch was
a cool little room.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Another longest open mic is Pete Muna's room.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Where is it? Where does he do? The one in
sand hole?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Right? Yeah? Yeah, the Wolder this borrowed a little yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (54:03):
Yeah, hell yeah, shut out people videos, the Wilder this far,
I don't remember the name of it, going out forever.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
When you started the open mics, then you went to
the punchline.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yeah, you know, you gotta hang out whatever on Sundays
and then you hope that you get up one day.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I looked out though, because I did it. I think
it was a big ol show or something.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
He had a show like on a weekday and he
had me headline it, headline it, and then you know,
Molly from.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
The Pressure happened to be there, so she saw me.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Then thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
So I kind of got a short cut. I got lucky.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I always like performing over there. It's time of satisical you.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yes, because I like going to uh it's called Bob's Donuts.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Oh yeah, bro on the tender line.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
They yeah, the Cronats right now. Oh yeah, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
It's because I have Chronuts at other places, but this
place actually they there's layers to.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
The fucking Cronauts, you know. If you guys don't know Chronus,
it's a donut Croissan, Oh my god. And they're open
twenty four hours, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, we went there when we got in the day early. Yeah.
In his car.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
We always go to war man, we always go to
fucking grub Steak. Yeah, bro, yeah that place.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
I don't think it's twenty fares anywhere, but I think
it still stays open to like four.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I don't know how how the service was back there
for you guys, but it's still slow. Man.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I got chat there one time or not there.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
But yeah, the winter you won the I won the prize.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I went with my homegirl to go see Napoleon Dynamite.
That's how long ago this was.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
They were in the in the movie theater and I
was like, this movie is funny. I don't want to
miss it. But I kept having a run to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
That place. Yeah, yeah, total man.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
You either that other diners still because I was open
twenty four hours. People.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I went through the mouse or no nels.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, there's mouse that went to forever for that want
that want to get real busy. There's another one that
was more like they can more to the LBG community.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Because I went there with fucking Steve Chris.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
They ate so much food, bro.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So that was my first time. Okay Sonds, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, or Fernand's yeah yeah, I have the most food
I ever seen anybody in order besides the Filipino comedian
justin Rivera bro. Yeah, yeah, he could eat.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
That was my first time magician. Yeah, he makes a
food disappearment.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yes, little Steve Dad look at comedian Steeve dinner that
fool order a grilled cheese and the fucking Patty melt bro.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
So when seven, that was my first time seeing grown
as men kissing each other.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
So it's funny because first, I mean in San Francisco,
I'm eating and I'm like and I'm looking around.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
It was cool though, good and you see that.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Because by that place was fis is right in the
heart of the cash Frow home.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
You're you're in their turf.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Look it up, so do the food.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
So amazing. I have the best fucking steak burger there. Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
My hotel was right next to that place. One time,
I was happy, but my.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
First time, that was my first time seeing gay people there.
Like it's like that, but I'm so used to it,
you know. But they what we're eating there a stak burger.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Good, let's just and I R. Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
You guys go there, my sister tattoos or their castule tattoo.
You guys wanna eat meat and see you guys eat meat.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
That's it? Wow, I was that's your sisters.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
That that tattoos off right above it? No, not her homies.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Okay tattoo wow or for Andy. I didn't know. That's
too open. It's in the Castle district. Yeah, because I
was trying to find that place one time. I couldn't
find it.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, it's good. Only San Francisco has like this cool.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Like the bed back there when I ate Bro, I
warning they tune themlt mooring.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Yeah, right around the right down the street from there
to the there was a little window that the sandwich
spot called ikes it.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Now I turned in the that started in a little
walk up, walk up, little top.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
No, no outside yeah yeah, twenty ten. Okay, yeah, yeah
yeah and to the outside blow.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
It's like a block from more Fines.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
One of the comedians wanted to go there because he
knew about it. He read about it, Mike Kaplan, So
me and him man your enemy. Yeah, and we went there, bro,
and I ordered. I forgot about the order, bro, but
I know that that motherfucker had Manzolla sticks in it
and Hallopenia poppers and whatever else they had in the

(59:23):
burger in the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
In the oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And I feel
it's like one of the best sandwiches like around because
I knew that.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah, Brosnan doing the logo Dutch punch the Dutch bread.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
And they're everywhere now, dude, Thanksgiving one.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Get out of here. Don't do a punchline.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I don't know why, but I never got sleepy hanging
around that area. Bro. Could I can walk around all night?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, China Town never closed this bro.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Chinatown? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Is there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
You go uh up by towards Daily City. It's called
the Top of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
The hill Hills, Top Market.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
There's a casino Lucky Chances no Way, Yeah, and they
have a they have a twenty four breakfast so they
can get Filipino breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
We would go there only like three four in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Lucky we get Filipino breakfast and this casino lucky chances.

Speaker 14 (01:00:22):
All take We're going to Filipino. Wea you know, like
like the sassage with eggs and white rice, you know,
like yeah round, yeah, so they're lucky chances.

Speaker 15 (01:00:38):
Dude, I went to I give you the I brought
you vegan uh Filipino a one time from a fucking
uh hey, we even got the accident.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I brought you uh, you know, B Sweets. This is
a restaurant next door forget. I want to give a
shout out to Barb. The lady who was from is
from B Suets. She was in the hospital for a
while and now she's out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
She's out. What else you got going on besides the
stand up? Any TV shows? Movies? Yeah, no, I shut that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
We shut that movie with the toom Sagora and like
Luke Wilson and I's like a cartel comedy called but yeah,
it's in post production right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I don't know. Hopefully it's out early next year, probably
the summer. And then yeah, I'm doing a Creepers creb
live for my grandpa's garage.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
The first episodes on YouTube, and then I was hoping,
how you slide through there one time?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Homie is not too far from here, I'll do it.
And then it's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
You heard it, everybody right here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Life that I text him say you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Bro, with your show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I'm gonna be highlining, uh Friday night and Texas, come
on out at the Oven. It's called the Oven the venue,
so come on now, get your tickets, they're available.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
It's me fun, I'll be I'm flying out tomorrow morning,
actually in a couple of hours.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
So how about that fool that showed up that's been
to all my shows from Rono?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Oh yes, I want to give a shout out to
fucking Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I did a show h last Saturday and in uh
San Diego Rena Vodka and this homeboyho's been to eight
ever shows, Bro, eight of your fucking shows. Uh he
he He's from San Diego and he flew to fucking
San Antonio to watch you for the Bad and the Ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
So it's this couple. Uh, it's his name is uh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
That one that one Anthony Man. So they've been to
eight overs shows, so that Anthony. Yeah, so it's you rap.
They already wore mine a few times already war you
guys were there so they won't see the show. Oh yeah,

(01:03:06):
that was a sick as show. Just brought the Avengers together.

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
That crazy out of standing shoe in Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Mm hm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Honey, he has kill Florid shoe. Bro, he stolen he said,
Kim Floyd gave it to him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, he can't give it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I'm bothering.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
Sorry, ship another shot, bro, No, the that's doesn't know
how the four shots went? Resting peop God, dude, this
who has no?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Who has no I'm sober, bro, because I know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Like you have to put a reference on how to
get shot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I know how I'm sober. The world's too easy for
me to slip and fall and go back to addiction. Man,
Because with YouTube, I'm pretty sure if I go to
YouTube live one day and and I go, man, I'm
at the fucking Holiday Inn and and Pacific and the

(01:04:15):
super Burgers a party right now. Bring a bottle of vodka,
cranberry juice, and too long boards. Somebody will show up.
That's what I'm party, Broke, it is too easy for
me to slip like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
So we had we had Angel so Bro from Scarface.
We had him on the podcast and then Philippe asked
for like like a shot.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Of a cranberry, and I thought that this pour the
whole fucking this much. Bro finished for the whole like
this much, and and I was like this, you.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Kept pointing the you know, kept going, keep going, keep
keep going, and I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
So actually did the last show with.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
That whole party on the poppy this live this life. Yes,
anybody wants to bring up, Yeah, you'll bring it to
bad Eyes, and people came. Guy showed up with a
script and some YAlO looked like he looked like John Statum. Bro,
he should have been a script. Bro. They could be
in it in some powder.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
And there's one hotch older hot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
His older chick showed up and we found out that
in that movie's Carface, remember the movie's Carface and the wedding,
his date at the wedding in the movie's Carface.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
He brought that girl from the fucking the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Bro. No, she showed up. She told him she was
sixteen in the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
And she was like fifty when she came out. It
was like in three years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
So he was Si was sixteen, who was twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
So I did the last, dude, I did the last
show with fucking cheachy fucking Reno before he passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Yeah, headlining, And I texted her and I showed Felipa
that text.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
It was the best text message ever. I'll show you
and you got to read it because you're gonna read
it in his boys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
So we're in the last weekend and then like he
had like the scarfaced, big old jacket who was going around.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
He didn't bits from like the eighties, and uh, how
was the show good? It was fun bend people that
are like cos Coke hits that came out to the
fucking show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
You know, have you seen this show?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
No? So this is the last message. So I'm the
blue one, so read it. Oh wait, you're the blue one?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Yes, So I take tche Hello, Joe, it's me more.
I want to go to the river because we're there's
a river down there, and you know what, Edgar, I yeah,
I'm at the cut table playing dice the casino. Ma

(01:06:57):
mee a video I couldn't refuse. I'm like ella, Okay, post,
you know, and the classic fucking angel. That's the last
text us.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Not for a good refuse.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
He died.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
He died a week later.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
He's fun a week after that. Yes, the first time
I met him, Bro, we were at he was young.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
We were like only like sixty fucking four, dude, we.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Were at the first time I met him, I was
doing a kid Locals. We're in New York. I was hosting,
and he was sober, he said. He said that he
was sober, and we're all eating Chinese food. Bro, in
my South Joe Diaz, We're all eating Chinese food in
New York, nineteen ninety eight, and he goes, Papi, I

(01:07:44):
don't know what I'm doing here for we're here with
you guys. I should be in that comedy club right
now writing jokes. And then he goes about then I
said that. But then he will go like this is
a joke. He will go like this, this is based
on the eighties, right, He go like this. He goes

(01:08:07):
every time you to you go to the Manhattan, there's
always a black person. Tell like a watch. It's always invisible,
Like he barely he better shows the watch show shut
it out out. He's like a magician. You can't see
the watch, he said, you might watch from a Puerto Rican.

(01:08:29):
It's like he'll put up a sleep. He had like
eleven watches on the wrist. Shake it out. Yeah, that
was one of the bits. And they had another bit
where he'll come up with a radio, bro, like with
a boom box, shut it out. They would do like
ship it check it out, Bro, he would like. Then
he'll do like a montage of different characters, and then

(01:08:55):
he'll do one where somebody brings a background like c
K c K one and wearing a t K one
white shirts pants like like the old Low commercial, Come
out of Nowhere, and then everybody taking photos, and then
he will close with the bodyguard. Bro, He'll dress up
like Whinney Houston and some big motherfucker will carry him

(01:09:16):
out of the audience. But this is a funny one, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
You would ask for coke on stage, Bro, and then
we're bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
When he was when he was dressed up before before
he would get to fucking Whinnie Houston, He's already dressed
up before he puts on the Winnie Houston outfit and
everything he's looking for for a guy that picks for
the bodyguard, right, but he always picks up the same guy. Right.
It's a it's a plant, a woman yelling like this. Bro,

(01:09:48):
we're doing typically locals and d he can say pick me,
pick me, pick me. She can't stay picked me, dude.
He broke character. He goes not you bitch. Now you've
set out, bro, he I love that full in Texas, Bro,

(01:10:11):
I did a comedy club and the of the You've
been to the wah Wah West and Odessa mm hmm.
But that was all his He will book angels out
the dog just to party. His whole house was covered
up with fucking car face. Bro. Everything Bro, I did that.

(01:10:32):
I heard that they would hire him. He would do
meeting greets just to go party with people.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Wow, he lived it up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
He did it. He did it, bro, give him that
and he did it. And you did it too, Bro,
you're sober now. He's living a big life. You got
fucking three mansions already. Bro. He turned down the Saudi
Arabia the money was too little. You gonna do the
fucking ship rock show? Right? Oh? That the with the what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
What the tech technic? I'm doing the North Korea Comedy Festival,
the North Korea comedy exists North Park, North Korean Barbecue
Bro Barbi North Korea. It's one slice of brand.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
What people you want to go support me? Go watch
go to go to the skank Fest in New Orleans.
People over there what Escobar doing the history for food
and I'm doing the story Wars and a couple of
shows now Heartbreak, Oh yeah Orleans? Yeah, I did a theater.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
You this, I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Then are they good? Delicious music going on in every
corner almost I've only had my Disney line are the
Are they the same?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
They're better over there?

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
That did are good though, But these ones are like
that's from the source, you know, make them mistake, make.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Them bro eat them there. What do you mean that
too much to go bro, I'll tell you hard ass fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, because there they're still really warm
when you when they serve them. If you take them
back to the hotel, they're gonna like kind of harden
up a little.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Okay, Okay, Well when I got there, I want to
I want to go have them in the main spot
in New Orleans, the Cafe Dumont. And man, I didn't
know that there was so many different lines to buy it.
So I went to one spot and then like I
got the coffee and they got the donuts. But Bro,
it was just it was only one flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Power white powder with my coke.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Cop Bro and I had a good time shake it out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Well, you brought from New Orleans that want what was it?
The fucking the King's cake, which is the same thing
as sucking is all right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
That shoot, I think that fucking thing was better than
the way better it was purple, it was green.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Because it's it's a Mari gross And it's the same
thing with the baby, with.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
The baby baby, even the even the you know they're
they're the bands playing in the street like that New
Orleans like street street band like reminds me of Tombo
Russo you know my grandpa fromys and like a big
drama arm like you there's there's something, there's some history

(01:13:41):
there with the whatever, the travel whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
The fucking let's go the Padre Island bro or something
around dad. No, we're getting your sources. You want to
have a son mind and just busting like a knight
and like little Rais, little Risy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
You have kids, no kids, we want to have kids.
I'm open to it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Oh yeah, dude, it's gonna say, bitch pregnant twins one years,
one years.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Having a baby. But then we couldn't, and I was
like we had like five mischaracters or four or three.
I forgot, but I thought of the joke that if
I were like have with somebody that on the side
and now get busted and get them pregnant, I could
always just say, you know some miracle, baby Jesus. You

(01:14:45):
can't fuck with miracles, honey, you pray for a baby? Man?
You say by all means yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Can trigger Christian like that our core Christian?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Yeah yeah, right, were you tricking Christians for brow alone?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
They're so easily to manipulate. Bro, you're Mormon, right, No,
I got trigged as being a Mormon.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
So my girlfriend in high school, I show the Mormon
and then she told me if I wanted to marry her,
I had.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
To become a Mormon.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
So I got baptized. Bron, they dunk bike, Bro, like
like like a airfier day.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
So you were Mormon for a little bit. Yeah, but
my my mom my, my grandma's back suting originally like Catholic.
I did my first community. You know you got not
even drink coffee when you're morming it socks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Bro. I don't even drink coffee, but that fucking pussies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
I drink beer drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Bro. Who's watching right now?

Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Watching and Joanna and Capitanus and one homie that said
he listens, Bro, the one. You know who you are? Bro?
You hit me up. You have a mushroom face on
private on Instagram. You said you were going to try
and make it to the show. Also, man shot up

(01:16:14):
to the other guy who I don't know if you're
if you're listening somewhere or you know about it. You
know who you are, Bro. You hit me up and
you said that you were about to go turn yourself
in right after my show. And I hope everything's going
great for you. I read people about tell me Bro.
He was the last show I watched before I want

(01:16:36):
to go do five years or all the time. Bro.
I met a guy who I saw like you look
kind of dusty, you know, like he said he just
got released from jail and he got arrested after my
showstiged of the improv. I think, yeah, Bro, so I
stay here. I brought my wilefe here's twenty dollars, bro

(01:17:00):
trying to make you get a coffee and buy burrito
and have a good day, homie.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
I get people saying, like people are from San Jose,
They're like, dude, a big sucks on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah, I think it's the best fucking breathe like the
one that's opening right there downtown.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
But yeah, but it's like if you're if you're from
the town, you probably had like ten thousand burrito better
than that one in that area. The better.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
I Wana is better?

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
I mean, I know there's better better than vix you know,
but vix is it doesn't it hits a spot on
Man late night.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Or you want to know where the first time ever
this stand up at in San Jose email? Yeah, I
think you're from Jose, right, so you know the area?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
No, no, no, I'm from down here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I moved up there. I moved up there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
I moved to San Francisco, and I have family up there.
But I moved up there when I was like I
think I was twenty nineteen. I was nineteen or twenty.
And then like five years after I moved up there,
I started doing stand up. I thought I was gonna
come right back, you know, and then I ended up
staying up there for.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
The first seven years. I did a show the right.
It was for some guy named Raoul some Bron or
Rau whatever. This dude to do shows at the tempim
Prop two night shows and now the money will go
for scholarship for engineering students, right, And that was the
show he did every year there. That's the only time
I got to perform the Tempimprop. I was doing rough

(01:18:32):
Fie may Debl gave Brol different food, Luke Taurres, Rna Moreno,
a bunch of fools. But the first time I did
it was a one nighter there, and then and then
a one nighter in San Jose de I'd say it
was Tucson one night er, and then San Jose de Tempe,
San Jose and then now San Jose bro four hundred

(01:18:54):
dollars a show whatever, And I was a young comic
bro Cash that's who back then. Yeah, all the dog
and and that's and that I had a regular job.
I'm gonna tell your stadium we will one night one night.
I never been a stand whole day dog. It was

(01:19:15):
by the airport that play student to a gay bar
at the end of the night, a gay bar. Bro.
It was thinking thing, thinking thing, Oh wow, you heard
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Nay, oh, yes you have heard of it. Actually no, no,
I mean not like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
But you know, like Dorodo and standhose Day, if you
like Jao States, if you know, you know a little Jesus.
Jaylo hit me up today, Bro, what s thank for
the support and he was shining. You know, I had
a dream about Jaylo one time when I was a
young comic. She wanted to go to mount a battle

(01:20:00):
Bro with me to do my gig. Ha ha, No,
I want to take your stupid more hitting crying.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I think. Did you know that your nickname was Batman
in high school?

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Because Jaylo she was married to Batman Bro Ben nefflick
hoe me twice?

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Did they he married him twice?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:20:20):
Batman Ben Netflix was Ben Affleck is Batman and he's
so badman to me, dude, Ben Fly yes Man, Because
I mean, now the new who's the new Batman now?

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Robert Pattison, Michael Keaton, bros.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
The only Batman you should know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Bro, You're the original Batman. Bro Kilroy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
That the Batman with nipples right, yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Yeah, George clooneyn But Ben flet he's not to me,
not a good actor, but he's my jawn line to
fill out like he looked he.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Looked like the best looking.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
That's a comic book one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Yeah, he looked like the best.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Side.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
And you're the boy batman, Bro, So she hits you up? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Maybe what the time I hit of Jennifer Love Hewitt? Bro?
I caught her slipping bro at the Beverty Center.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Wasn't she was?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
She was talking to some food and she was buying
an ice stream on a date. And I walked up
to her and I just tell you, I'm a big
fan and understand him comedian. I will show a burbank
and I gave her a flyer, bro, and then yourself
see you there, and then I'll see you at the show.
And then when we got to I got to the show,
the fucking promoter was party with the owner of side

(01:21:39):
were they were they were chasing each other dog. What
is this? I was like, don't you know, Jennifer Love,
he was going to the show like fucking morons. These
are the dark interes of comedy anyways, So don you

(01:21:59):
know stupid, I am right. I cut to Bro. Years later,
she's jad, she's steading Jamie Kennedy, and I'm doing the
Long Beach laugh back most wanted. Yeah, I'm doing the
Long Beach laugh Factory. And then like she he introduced
me to her, my girlfriend Jennifer. Hello, Jennifer, right, and

(01:22:22):
then it was whatever, hello, you meet you then, so
then wround, Bro, I get off the stage and I
run out and she's studying Jamie Kennedy's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Yeah, Jamie Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I walked up to her and I don't remember, but
he was studying right now here's But then crazy dude,
I comn some imagine when when when now Jamie Kennedy

(01:23:16):
would do his bits about how he made Jennifer Lope Jennifery,
Jennifer whatever fucking scream chick. He said that he had
met her one time in the movie Scream Against Right,
but he didn't approach her right. So then like one
time he was, he was about to approach her and

(01:23:37):
then talked to her and he said, John Miroke came
out of nowhere, spanked her asm and everybody get her dated.
So he stepped back. So yeah, man, fucking promoter ron
promoter ron host over there running around sucking up the

(01:23:57):
comedy Joy Burbank.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
That's probably she didn't go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
She probably drove up and I was like, yeah, man,
she was. There was some dork, I loser. What are people?
What'sn't that? You're special?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Damn that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Damn that's crazy. Go watch it. Man by Ali Wang,
written produced by Frank Oh. Yeah, dude, are your parents
proud of you? Do they tell you they're proud of you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I mean they're still married, doing their thing. Shout out
to my mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
My parents kept it real, bro, They told everyone now
they're proud of me, except me the one that counts,
and let me go on and have a drug problem
and ship and thinking that never mattered.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
But yeah, note.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Take it to a shot for me, Bro, I got,
I got. Thank you very much, frankly Man. I'd love
to do your podcast, let me know. Yeah, and a
wrizzle man, Thank you man for always coming through with
those haircuts and keeping another.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Entertained Friday Austin, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
I'm to Texas. I'll be in I'll be at the
fucking osend Run Comedy Club and Eugene, Oregon, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Man,
they got me locked down for the whole week. Next
week though me Martin Rizzo, pusch Escobar, fucking Johnny. I
don't know who else. We're gonna be at the fucking

(01:25:36):
Last Boston Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Hell yeah for some there, get some lace aroles. Nice,
I'll be at a We're the Covina Lave Factory. Actually
remember thirteen to sixteen Harry Bezol Baby, Erry bazel Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Also, this is for only what's a full podcast fan exclusive.
I'm gonna doing a show with Annie Letterman probably. I
don't know who else. Any Chino Santino. I guess a
comedy store. Go check that out. Taking available now? Whoo?
Whoa picture?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Bro? Don't talk?

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
Don't talk?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
You talk without

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Why don

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