EP 549 - The OG Crew - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's Up Food, What's Up Full?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Podcast? Welcome to the What's Up Full Podcast? Man, the
Dodgers lost? You saw the game? Man, I think we're done.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm sad, man.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
How was it a Monday night with Lisa?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Are here?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's a shimp episode. Hey, you can hear me in
this room?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Voice of reason?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
The voice of God? They know? They no attention to
the blonde lady behind the money?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ah no, I got nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
She's good, got March Original here with the waves on
his hair waves.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm sad, bro because I'm not a sports guy, but
I like when the Dodgers win, because I get a
six dollars uh pan Express the next day and they
fucked me over.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Dude, the fucking for you.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Ebt's gonna shutdown. I need these fucking champernes.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Bro, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah you know. I mean, I haven't had ev T
in years.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
But you had it.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I had it, like wait, wait when you were a
kid or as an adult when I was a kid. Okay,
well yeah, there's no knocking that I had it as
a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, I didn't have EBT.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I wished we had had debit cards for fucking food
stamps or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
It was like it was like the like the dollar bills, right,
it was like the bills bills.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, it's a brown for dollars, the purple for five dollars,
the tens were green, and the twenties it wasn't even
the tens were yellow. It was like monopoly money, it
really was.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It wasn't even good the good presidents too. It was
just like it was President for the Confederate. Confederate dollars, robbery,
leave five dollars. Bro Yeah, it was robbery, and the
robbery lea dollars, try to strip.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It was a clam burning across one.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
But it was embarrassing though, as sure it was rude.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
If they didn't like you at all, he'll point out
that you were buying with food stamps.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
The cashier, yeah, make a big yeah, or like a
price check or something like that.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I would embarrass you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Say something like I don't have time to check right now.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Because I had to My mom had issues going into
public places, so I had to go buy groceries for
the family with the food stamps. And she's sitting in
the car and I'm just this eight nine year old
kid pushing a huge cart full of groceries and paying
for it.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
In the judgment told looks I got from those cashiers.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
They were so mean, Like when you take pity on
a kid who's eight or nine having to do this,
like not pity, but like you feel for that kid.
You're not gonna look down on them. Maybe they're judging
my mother but taking it out on me.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Kid.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Bro growing up, I have to see the shittiest cereal
crowing up and I ignore it, right and hold my
mom won't see h O.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Who buys this cereal? Right? You need a bag? It
looks like it looks like fucking.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Cat Oh the no name, Yeah, the ones at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Shelves corn flakes boom, you see it right there, corn
flakes and then the Mexican corn flake in the bottom,
you know with the migrant.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Workersenna, and then they cut your.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Mouth up, the whole thing, right, But then you see
the ugly seal like you see like, I swear to
God man, no matter what, I'll never buy that cereal.
And then you become broke and you're dating a woman
who's don't wig and you go all these other people
who buy fucking kicks total.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Breath that Kicks is expensive.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
They're buying like postios or whatever, like whatever they're called.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I used to like Kicks, Bro Kicks his sugar, Bro
Sugar fall off.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I like.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I like k Total Cereal. Oh yeah. It was like
it was just you have to put yeah, you have
to put the sugar.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
But Total is supposed to be healthy because I had
like one hundred percent vitamins of everything. Milk.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, my grandmother, I couldn't eat Total or All Brand.
My grandmother used to eat All Brand and it looked
like chocolate to me. They look like little chocolate sticks
and it.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Was like that. And Mexicain, Oh Turkies.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Well I really no, it's little tiny, yeah, but I ate.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I wanted to eat it so bad. And then she's like, no, this.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
My grandmother from Kentucky. She said no, it'll make you dirty.
And I was like dirty, I'm not I'm not gonna
spill it on myself. She said, no, it don't make
you go dirty like poop, that's what That's what she meant.
She's old lady, but she also from Kentucky and they
say dirty and wet for poop and pee.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well she did. I don't know how many other people.
But I wasn't allowed to eat it.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was getting on a plane on last week run
into like TSA. They already know me.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
There, Yeah, they see you every weekend. Right, so like,
you know, do you have to show any documentation anymore? No? Right,
they know you.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Everybody says, Felipe is MICUs Low. Can you put it
right in your face like this instead of talking across it, please? Yeah,
like that, talk down into it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So a TSA guy and I was performing November fifth
as a comedy store. And he goes, I'll give you
free tickets. I'll give you to he goes. If I
get paid, I'll go and and he goes. He goes
if it once, Oh yeah, they're not getting paid.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
If I shutdown ends, i'll buy tickets. Don't worry about it, man,
I'll give you free tickets. He goes, Yeah, but I
gotta buy drinks too. Okay, but I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'll help you out with life.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Were not walking away? I told I told you what
I said. Yeah, man, you guys didn't know about TSA
and not getting paid bringing drugs.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I mean TSA. How long before TSA snaps?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
It just doesn't give a ship any I mean, they
don't give a ship already, but at least they're getting
a pay check.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
So the kind of at first, at the beginning of their.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Shifts, maybe they give a ship, but at some point
it's going to be like, why am I putting up
with this?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm just going to walk out now.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
They will get back pay once the government reopens, but
still makes you worry. Pilot, I don't think pilots are
getting paid. None of the people who are under.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
The FAA also under the FAA Homeland Security. Well, I
don't know if pilots fall under that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Controllers though, Yeah, yeah, air traffic controllers definitely. That's a
government position, and so is tsa medium.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Bro, you canna get paid in the beginning, Dude, sleeping
mic is still off or low.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Low on right, hair on next wood, put your mouth
on it. He's up all right next to it, Like
give me.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
We're trying to hard mics again because we're seeing if
the labs are just not what working for us.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's crazy, bro. Yeah, they're not getting paid, so no
wonder they didn't tell me to take off my sweater
go through bro, just cool, bro, get out of here.
I'm not gonna go through your fucking bag.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I know, what if you like just slip them like
two dollars to leave your shoes on.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I need anymore.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
That's true. They are stopping that.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I love because all my socks had holes in them.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I know. I hated like having to think about my
footwear to see like, Okay, I'm gonna have to take
my shoes off, so I have to wear socks or
I can't wear boots because it's a pain in the
ass to take boots off. You know.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I see those ladies like wearing boots to the airport.
Who gets all dressed up like that?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Butch but does not.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
He's never trusted uff for anything in his life.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Remember you sitting on that photo him laying down, Oh.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, at the fucking the family restroom. And then homeboy
Johnny made the edit he was laying down.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
He was really lays on the family restaurant.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
And he was sitting on the toilet and he put
his legs on the thought he was Johnny edited to
where there's a lady clean.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, but he's in the bathroom. The real photo had
him in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, he was outside. I like th restrooms because you
can go in there and take it like a nice
like like a fat ship. You know what.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
How about the one with I like to go with
your breastfeed and then part in there?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Why the chamber, Yeah, I wanted.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Pod.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Right, it's like a photo booth, right, you going with.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Your baby in the photos start and you're like.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Choot up like masturbating rooms.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Bro. I appreciate they had any Japan bring it over here, bro.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Like like a guy said, and he's like he's on
the way home and he's sad, and or he just
left home and he's sitting his bus one out, you know, okay,
and he gets on a plane like happy, like you know,
the goes middle seat, I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Goes and shakes his hands, fist bumping the whole crowd.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I got hooked up, man, what's up?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I forgot man? Yeah, Man, damn it, damn it. I
was just minding my business, bro, Man, minding my business.
I went to I went to that lounge because I
saw Buch text mes I'm over here. So we went
went to lounge together, man, and I was just sitting

(09:50):
there chilling row and a lady named I don't know
her name, bro.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
He knows her name, don't.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Me And fucking so we got recognized by this lady
that worked at Delta and Arizona after we did your show,
and she invited us upstairs.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
The celebrity she watches.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
At the show. Yes, and that means I were what
the we're eating? Like, we're just we're like, we're getting
which lounge?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Delta?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
It was Delta, yeah, and uh and Phoenix like.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That, She's like, that's when she looked it up.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
You guys.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You guys performed last night and yeah, and she's like,
you guys can come upstairs and then we ate fucking
like fancy boiled eggs, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Like.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
I love oiled eggs. Are fancy?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I mean I hate boil all day.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, when they're free. That buffet does look cool. It
feels cool up to be up there in that loud.
It's worth every it's worth every penny full of those
devil dude those Oh my god, I love food. So
there's no audio on the right channel. You sure that's
not your headphones?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Right here right next to no.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
It just says no audio on the right channel.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Not you can you hear me? All right? Man?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Working at the cakes that should be your next tour.
N'm working at the working.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
On the King's podcast people anyway, So I was just
chilling my third man walking around and we went outside
through the lounge.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Area and it was cool. Man.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It was like, no, there was a lot of people,
not that many people. Everybody was inside. It was ning,
Sonny and Windy. When I'm writing a book here and.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
You had a delay, Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Story Forum Forum.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
So tapped me Bro and she said, what are you
doing here? And I said, I just if I'm flying? No, really,
what are you doing here? And I said, you're not
down to one now, we're not. We're not flying first class.
I got you, man, I got you. So the butcher
was to go get We were saying, I'm here with someone.

(12:03):
She goes like, bring him to so I want to
put about to his meal. I said, Bro, drop everything, Bro,
pup your backpack and let's get out of here. B Yeah, Bro,
put your sandwich in your pocket, put back in your backpack.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
And he said, what you mean.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I just got this not but we're leaving, dog, We're
gonna go to You thought this place was cool, this
place is awesome, and now now go to another place.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
And we go to the other.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Place they have private bathrooms. Probably.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
We go to down to One Dog and when we
get there, the lady like she told her by, who
got my friends? She's like a friend of everybody here.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
So just chilling, bro.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
So we get to the given menus have been there.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Already, and they give you menus to order all you like.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yes, so we sat down.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
No, not any restaurants in general, much nicer restaurant.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I feel like I feel like I feel like an
old down.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
To one seats ain't cheap, man.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
They fucking set they sat down. We sat down the
lounge again outside to see the view.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I saw that picture.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And then they brought out the menu, steak, fries, safe
how they had But I drank a lot of coffee
and soda and water. And then she said, I have
my hook guys up with a ride and I said,
what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Ride straight from the what the what.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Else is happening to the plane? Who was that kill?
Who with? So you basically got the fucking liar. What's
it called the jim carry a treatment? You? So?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Then a fucking this driver showed up. She said, this
guy hero Hellio, I think that his name forgot. He
said he's gonna pick you up right right before you
fly and take you to the to the plane and
you're gonna climb into the side of the planning it
in so.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Then so I don't want to hear climb.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
We're fucking vaping in a parking lot, bro in the
turmaic chilling like like kings brol people.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I felt like bags.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
We felt like bro doing that our dermatic getting a
ride and hitting the vapin and a porch. It felt
like when those dudes in short show Redemption was drinking
those beers Bro in prison.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Little taste of freedom.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
They were like, ah for that moment every man in
Sean Shank kicking of.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Then I walked to seat thirty four E Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Bro sad. Everybody watched the back. We got it for
the pilot, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
You got it first, but you gotta go all the
way back to.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Our flight was delayed in a porch.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
That's so cool, dude, that's your typic guy right sixty.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
So that she said that if I want to get
hooked up and picked get picked up, it cost like
eight hundred dollars for three or four or four people.
Why that's a service, and they all get into Delta one.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Then they pays.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, their TSA, the Delta one t s A. You
can always use it even if you don't have a
Delta one ticket.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, because you're paying for that service.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I love their check in. Two people in.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Front of you didn't have porch getting didn't the Delta
porch to pick you up automatically get to in Delta
one and it takes you to your plane.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Could you repay for the service, but.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
You don't have to have that ticket.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
You have to get the service.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Where airline was it?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Where we didn't go through T s A?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh, I was jed X Burbank. That's like the closest
thing to a private almost.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, we had a little t s A. Right, we
just put our bag through a scanner right before we
got on.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Didn't They didn't. I don't think they even looked at
the idea or something like that, or we did scan
It was all right, that looks like you. But it
was a It was a casino and ah it was
rabul Sn't you what the was it? I was it Arizona?
Was it? Uh? I forgot? You think you drammed that? Bro?

(16:08):
What happened to the casino? No? But that was a
fun casino because no were jed it's that played you
and I we took that was Rena.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
We went to like Reno or something Reno yeah yeah, Burbank.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
So then what happened.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
There's no A. Yeah, I was just crazy, not t
s A.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
But you had you gave you had to put your
bag through a scanner, carry on through a scanner.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
But that's it. Usually s A. They put your they
scan your but.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
There was no photo or anything like that. It was
pretty chill.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, that was cool.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
It's like where the humans are the way world should be.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
The chef cake there though at the casino at that
jed X they had cheese its.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
You'll be happy with cheese its. You'll like it.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
But the machine they want to.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Have they had they had it's like a green room.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
It was like yeah, like kind bars and kind bars
and uh lays sorrow cream and onion chips.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
So the flight that we had, uh when you were
doing your whole adventure there, I was in the house
because I was late like two hours I think. So
they brought out the cart with the I love that car, bro,
what do you get?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
So sorry, guys to the gate where you were delayed
the gate.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
They're like, I'm sorry, guys, we were delayed, but we
have this car of free us next please take as
man as you want. And then I knew it was.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Vicky's chips, right, it was vicky Off cookies, bisk Off.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
It was working uh orioles. But no, no sandwiches, no, dude.
It was like on a my vegan bro.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
And because I remember I usually like when I just
give general place, I go to that.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Gate because they put up that card and something that
does have the sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Cold, like half half half sancho is like a quarter
of a second.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yes, I liked a like four.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
It gets a whole foot long.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
He makes a foot long out of the But I
got as many snacks as I could because I was
gonna see you and Butch. And then I was throwing
them out too, right, No dude, sad. Yeah, I was hungry.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Bro. Somebody said, must be nice to be famous.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Hell yeah, bro, Hey, hey work for thirty years.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Man. Somebody said they said fancy boiled eggs. Let me
guess they had no shell.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Getting hooked up in not paying for the service one
time or paying for that furthers all the time what's
fantacy to you.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
It took me eighteen years ago hundred dollars for somebody
picked me up from my house.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Ramon Hrra asked ask Rizzo to show us all the
hen tie and his boy bag to know what's in
your bag.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
It's just so I need to unbox your bag. I
know what he has sometimes crack, I have a You
need some toothpicks? Cinnamon, No, they're not good.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Okay, A regular too. For the people saying that I
to call the cinnamon. You're so fans.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
It took me eighteen years doing comedy to get free
bowled eggs.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
You know, I said, the bag looks like it's empty.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
For the lounge my debit card. No, you got looked
up with a heel right, yes, me and south through Hill.
But also so because I recognized us that your show
in Arizona, and then we went in there. We ate
for free. I remember. But it's funny because in those
lounges I never drink alcohol, even though I have free alcohol.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Because my god, I have like nine persecos my flight
just d I just can't drink in the morning, dude.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
And I know when I get on a plane, I drink.
I need to pee, you know, like I just I can't.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I don't pee right before the masturbation, Drink said to me, drinks.
I remember we went that wine all day. We saw
fucking Jonathan.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
No, we saw a Blade before he got canceled for
being Blade. I mean no, no, no cancer for people canceled.
So he was supposedly the new He was supposed to
be the new Blade. But then I guess Snipe did
such a good job, they let me see you the
new Blade America. No, we saw the black he's like

(20:16):
a famous actor.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Remember Blade Snipe supposed to be, but it's going to
be her.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah. We saw.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Daughter, the daughter, him and the daughter.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
What did you mean?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Super super? And then we saw also love him.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
He's a great active he is so good in House
of Cards. Fabulous dude?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Is he short?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
And then we saw the iron chef to We're the
face the Japanese one.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
No, no, no, it was was.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Emerald one of the things.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah you're talking to too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Don't know what I told him I was talking to.
Then I stopped them.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Do you know how to make.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Them somebody? They keep saying the right channels out, I
don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Just listen in stereo. Bro, listen to one of.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
The headphones messed up. I don't know what everybody else
to say.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Nobody's nobody else is complaining about this.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
It's one guy. Actually it's two guys complaining about your bag.
Everybody's complaining about your bad I.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Don't like carrying no fucking wallet, so I carry this dude.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Off by my tresh co Yet no want your trench
coat looks like it smells like big red and cigarettes
or something like, like you got stuff in there from
years ago.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
You ever find like old gum and your old coats.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I find old dollars in my old coats, and I
mean Jackson, because you.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Don't wear the coat for like nine months, ten months,
and then I.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Got to bust this out for a couple.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Of days in your bag.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
In my bag, they have dirt all over them or
pencil pencil marks.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Hair.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
You needed a fucking men so bad, but I had hair.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
On it, hair off.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I make it first. Then to get there, I get
it soft, take the hair out because sometimes the hair
is too stuck. And then you want to put it off,
but it breaks off.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, so you have a piece of little that's.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
My hair.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I remember, it's always your hair.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Just tee me eating Chinese noodles and boxing bro, Bro,
wear my fucking plate.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Dog, you know? Okay, true? Sorry for the bert when
you when you gave me a what's it called that?
The box of vegan burger.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Says, it looks like you smell like coffee.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
So I had a couple of drinks out the I
had a couple of drinks at the comedy club and
you brought U some vegan burgers and opened it up.
There's a couple of hairs. I was hungry. I peeled
the hair.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
They weren't on the burg They weren't the burgers, but
they were.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Like on the the a on the on the styroform styrophone.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Does that exist form styrophoone?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yes, I feel it.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Stiform doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yes, yes, I peel the hairs off and I ate
the bers. I was drunk, not drunk, bolls buzz you
know so your buzz early man, Yes, because drink there
was a yeah early yeah, So.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
You know, I don't know. I ate out of trash
cans when I was a kid, so I didn't care.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
But I will eat I don't care about a hair
that was on my food and I take it off.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Hair has nothing, there's nothing there that can hurt me.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, that's that's a body fluids in it, but a hair, like,
if it's one hair, it's probably mine.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Though my hair phones out all the time.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Now I need to wear hairnut, just make it food
for my family. Fancy eggs equals fancy farts. Eggs do
not make me fart.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't know what rodgers me. Oh him, I.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Think it just I mean no, I mean, I'm not
I'm not lactoles, you know. I just don't like milk.
I haven't drank milk, regular milk in a long time,
so I just drink almond milk, Almond almond. My Mexican's
coming out, almond milk, Vanila almond milk from a Walmart milk. Yeah,
super good.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
So yeah, I was gonna, I was trying to think.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I was like, oh something, it's like almond.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yo. It's Halloween already this.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Week, I said, Philip's Dresses, the seventies porn producer with
that coat.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, yeah, Halloween. It's not next week, it's this Friday.
Oh my gosh, two days.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Actually I have a show this Friday at the Stand
Up Comedy Club in Bellflour.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Come on out, guys, it's a Halloween show party, Halloween.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
And burlesque comedy show. So you guys like I was watching,
Uh do you know care?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Who hosts?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Who's these? Tell us now, mister mister beneath this funny comedian.
He's from Long Beach. He produced a lot of the
Burless shows at the Heartvell's. Harvell Yeah, okay, yeah, where
get that flyer for you? Dude? What the fuck? Yeah?
Did you find your old pictures?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
He admits that picture all the time. So John super
Photo shops right there.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
So John John beneath this. He produced a.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Lot of the the Burless shows at Harvell's in Long Beach.
So if you want to watch what's it called the
half Naked Girls and comedy? So come on to the show.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
You know, like like rock chicks, are they doing comedy? No,
they're standing there.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's a maketure comedy and burless. They they dance like
and they cover their nipples and then they dance.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, so it's pretty good, pretty cool, he says.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So I have a couple of we're giving a Halloween
costs show a couple.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Of Hollywood cost on ideas. Man, you're gonna started. We're
gonna start off slow.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
First, easing them into it.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Into this and that the Edgar man right here, man.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
That's the kicker, that's the punchbine.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Right Edgar right here, man. Like if you want to
dress up, just something like if you crash your dad's
truck or or somebody like some one of your friends
somehow grab managers to grab your dad's fucking.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Dads drinking buzzballs. That okay, that's my clothes to plup
it up, you know. So that's the signs drink there's
come with a buzzball, ready to get parties.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Read the Read the front. Did you read the front
of everything? That includes the costume kit, the sign, the
cost Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
It's a bullet costume. Close you're killing me.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Smalls here buzzball, Hot Cheetos Baby on the Way.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Edgar costume includes buzzball. There you go, Hot Cheetos Baby
on the Way. Community service, take too account and two
tickets to Renee Vodka and Alpha Rob Show and.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
You will be at to go up on stage. So
those are good tickets. That's actually a good deal.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, this person said, the best burlesque was Jumbo's Clown Room.
R I P Jumbos. I loved Jumbos. That was a
really cool, kitschy place.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
And right, no, no, it is.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Girls.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
They're really they're really good, Like they're actually in the.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Bar and you have to close it down.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Dumbos.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
They just go up there, bro. Like that they're like
a secret. It was like a secret.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Sound like one th in the morning, a sudden you're here,
the whole audience, the whole bar for no reathing, but
like a living night mare, like the fucking American world
in London for no reason.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Like and then Bro, a bunch of dumbos b b
W lady will come out and BBW guy.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, man, you know there's this community. You see the
co like you like Barbie.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You'll see like the Barbara the barbecue version and the
cimme on some young guy risin.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Asian young guy, you be the Asian big girl. No
like no like fuck.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
No, bro, because he went to an Asian mostly Asian
high school.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
John Rock here about yeah joke that story, George Press,
he said, already talking about you, bro. No, I never
heked in with a with a bigger like a one ton.
It's like, you know, that's that's that's the Asian about me.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
No, that doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Something better like a bun, like a bun or a
there's something out there that's.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Better about.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Dumpling bro Dumpling comedian that they're also a burlessing. Comedy shows.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Sam Safar Lucky Safari Room or something he had blesk.
It was fun. He had to dress up a woman?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah, dress up in a suit. Does a woman
dressed up like prince?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Very good show?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, like performance arts sort of.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Like another right here? This is your ex is a
trash bag right here? Hilarious bringing bringing up old ship
gas lighting, needs to borrow money all the time and
a cigarette tender profile.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
So is this weekend?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I should have had five backpack for her kids to
get dropped off every night when she goes. Should have
been one with a.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Low sign, a little paper that says a little note
that says they already ate.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, single mom living her best life or something like that.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
What's a full podcast?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
We are the very beautiful Lisa Sparsa right here, the
very handsome.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Did you go to Alhambra High? Somebody else Who the
fuck is this? Forty six? That's high school?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, I'll have high school? What my eyes? My highs?
Who called it me? And why you go down to
my high school? Kenny Loggins?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Bro out of that, bro, dude, keep performat that for
the big closer. Out of that Kenny Logging Man, that's it, man,
we can't top that.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's all right, Kenny Long performer or someone I love that.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
You've seen that song for vacation, right, I'm all right.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Not vacation for Caddyshack.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
And also, uh fucking uh they used your teeth and
cind of Shack you perform the song for fucking the
Top Crist movie Top Gun dinder Zone.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Danger Yes, I can't dance to that back from no footage?
Thank god? Some war believe the hs somewhere on.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
The box build the footprints.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
What isn't My mom send me the videos of all
the shitty dance recitals I had on VHS so they
probably disintegrated over time. She's instead she sent me a
box of photos and memories and said I disown you, so.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Sorry, go ahead. Didn't mean to interrupt with my.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Tra Loggins also a danger Zone from Top Gun. He
did a lot of hits bro and he's from fucking
al Hambro. He ate you for sure, ate fucking he
ate fucking uh he ate it. I can't think anoo
right now.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
You think so there's lots you know that he all
that ship for sure, dude. Kenny Loggins, Man, I wait?
Was that his yearbook picture?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Kenny Loggins?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
That's funny. I was thinking of, Oh my god, that
is him right there, look at that. But I was
that by the way.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Somebody was asking about I dance to that danger zone.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
We did, and we had these pink hot pink uh
spandex outfits that had like street signs like caution, danger
zone like uh, all those little signs like road closed
and everything. And then we had fucking air traffic control
uh lights in our hands and we started in the

(33:19):
dark and we were like spinning him around and doing
the dance like that, and then the lights come on.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
It was embarrassing. I'm really glad there's no footage.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
So people alumnis from a high school, Keny Loggins, Jenny Craig,
fucking the Asian guy from what was it called the
Goonies an Jenny High School. The Goonies who the Asian
kid data. Oh yeah, y wan yes, and also I

(33:53):
forgot guess what Clinton?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yeah, I don't know why she's Yeah, she went to
abert High School.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Bro, okay, she's the more bro. We're the Moors. So
I throw like this, but then that moops, But the
Mexican Mafia wants to five years time I do this, So.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
The Mores, you know, did they tell you they want
to find because I do you learn that.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I am right here, but I have the moops, I say,
the Moors, he said, the Mexican mafia.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
What Emmy wants to find him?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Reunion?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, my spire is supposed to be a two thousand
a ten year reunions supposed to be twenty sixteen, So
that means my twentieth is fucking next. Facebook the fuck dude.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Then Facebook and Instagram came out. Nobody cares about high school.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Because they were like the holy about Rome and Michell'
high school re unions because like, you don't know what
the they're doing.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah, you haven't seen people in twenty years. I know,
I know what the people are doing that, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
But she's not going to the thirtieth Oh.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
You graduated in nineteen ninety six. Uh, holy shit, dude.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Wow, I've never gone to any of the stand up
twinety six. Yeah, no, well that's when you really started.
You started earlier, like twenty three, right.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Nobody even noticed seventeen years old when I started six.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's crazy, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
That when you started with thirty seven. So I was
taking with it.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Bro, you were twenty nine, the one working at she
thought twenty six. Never believe it. Yeah, believe that. Say somebody,
anybody in the daytime were even at you. And then
where You're like, how do you think we are? And
then she's like, you're twenty six, you're thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Like every time talking about real ay they faint, bro, yeah,
like a curse.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
You look good. I say fifty two and they want
to five thousand, They want to you're it's going on
what they say, damn what a do you want to
give you the disc all should ask you for the discount?
You're I'm waiting for the discount.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I think you're qualified.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
But it's gonna keep moving up, like as like years.
Yeah yeah right, because sixty six. Nice to be fifty five.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I remember that. And then I went, dude, fifty five
is young.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
But I'm like twenty years a work for you.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Remember I look at people who are fifty, but they
were like beat up or were in chairs.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
When you want to see people from my high school
and they're like they're my age or a year or
two younger, I'm shocked.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I know, literally, they were coaching gym people.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
And it's not even it's not even like letting themselves go.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
It's also like adopting that old lady hairstyle or you know,
like they just like go for that more conservative sort
of look.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I guess as they get older.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, and then they got a good haircut one time,
but then they're about to touch it up every every
other week. So now going back to looking at that
little girl from Christmas vacation.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Oh, this guy said fifty five at Dennis Senior discount. Yeah,
let's go to that thank you? What do you want
so you treat then? Yeah, for Denny's discount.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Alice Martinez said, she gorotu your in nineteen ninety four?
Are you cool? Alice Martine?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I graduated ninety oh shoot, sleeping never graduated, so graduating record.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I got a g D in two twelve twelve twenty
class of two twelve people.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
You never saw that piece of.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Im do my twelve unniversary fucking loophole, bro, I tell
you're joking my old bits.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
It's in your special, your first special, Yeah, twelve, not
twenty twelve. But you said when you get your g ED,
there's no graduation. You just high five the mailman and
then do you go to your high school reunion. It's
stare at yourself for for an hour in the mirror,
like you did good big dog, and.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
You punch ther.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I think that I got my g D two graduated
two twelve.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
That's so funny, dude, what happened in twenty twelve? I
knew you in twenty twelve? You ged?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I did?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
You did not?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
I have all the files for our whole household. I've
never seen a GED come through totals of fun years.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I did my own one, my solo project like that
first communion.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Twelve years, are still living in Echo Park.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I feel, oh, that's a lie.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Who made that up?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
No, that's Ai for as parts that earned his g
ED And have you never been that's such a lie.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Prior to starting a stamp, I have to talk to
guy because I.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Started like taking classes.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
No, see, I'm that's really weird because how did they
get this information?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Because I never entered this anywhere. This is not entered anywhere.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Are you show on the internet?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Oh yes, I can't.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
I put some stuff on you in that All that
stuff is up there because of me. Come on, that's crazy.
What was your What was the experience of getting your
g ed?

Speaker 4 (38:58):
How did that go? What sort of did you have
to take.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Tough man with the hardest one?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Because my excentis said, I don't know when to start
them or in them, so I have no predicate.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
That's a subjects and like no nouns.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
What about the gerns? Were you thrown by those?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
What are you watching by now on TV? No? Bro,
get it out in your mind. Hey, bro, there's so
many things.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
You know what I said? They texted him your g.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They said, GPT, have you a couple of questions? And
I said you don't.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Somebody said that's CPT challenge coerces CPT content.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Well, Lisa and I we can you check the A
C because I'm dying over here, Please you want to.
I'm just having I don't know if that's a half
flash or the A C went off. No, it's that
nest systems. Nest like doesn't know when we're here. Sorry,
I'm just sweating, Like.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I haven't really been watching anything on TV because I
streaming because I miss traditional television and I don't know
how to watch regular TV. Because I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Ask that's good. I don't know how to watch regular
TV anymore.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I don't even know how to bring this up because
I wanted to ask for people's suggestions for live TV
service because we don't have regular TV.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
But I've had Hulu Live for like the last seven years.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
They bundled, they forced Disney Plus in there, and I
never watched Disney ever.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
What never Disney, I just don't watch I just don't
watch that shit. But now Hulu's going to go away.
I think in a month or so.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
The button on our other remote goes to Peacock now
instead of Hulu. The Hulu button now is programmed already
to go somewhere else, and so I don't know where
to watch live TV anymore. But I'm ending this as
soon as it does the full transition over to Disney Plus,
because I don't watch shit on Disney Plus and I
don't think they have a live TV option. But I

(40:54):
love live TV because I love all the old shows
and stuff. I watch those all the time, and crime shows.
So I don't know, give us your recommendations.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
What I do my recommendation. I mean, I mean, besides
the people in the chat, I watch Pluto TV. They
have a lot.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
We watch Pluto on your phone a while because I
do miss They.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Do have a Life TV Onlo Colombo. Now, yes, and
I do miss the the act of channel surfing. And
that's what I like about Pluto TV. That's not when
I go to hotels. I like challenel surfing because do apps.
You can't do that, you.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Know where on Pluto.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, I like channel surfing.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
So yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
And Hulu's already they have been carrying anyway because they
have this glitch. So if you pause Live TV, go back,
go to the bathroom or whatever, you come back. Now
it's on this weird delay and it glitches trying to
catch up to the current time, you know.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
And it's it's it's stupid. It's really frustrating.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
My mom so watches Live TV, which is I find
it crazy. You know.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
The one documentary is coming out in a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I guess I'm excited for that.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
What documentary Friday?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Did you have fun in Boston?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
It was fun, dude. I like the food at the Veggiegoxy.
I like traveling the subways.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
It was fun school.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, not the restaurant, but the actual training underneath the ground.
People are watching us with the blonde wigs. Yes, we're
wearying a blonde wigs. I don't like my wig. It
was very ugly.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Part in Curly one.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, it was supposed to be dog part, but looked
like a fucking like uh like a like a judge
at the fucking what's called the tea party or something
like that. I don't know. I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Oh, like a white powdered wig.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Is one of the cartoons blonde girls.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I don't like it, dude, you both look like white chicks.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Sreeb.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Somebody asked, what if there's a coupon code for merch.
I don't have a coupon code for merch, but well, actually,
I think right now we do have a if you
put code full f O O L and you can
get free shipping one time. But also if you go
to the website and you sign up for the mailing list,

(43:09):
you'll get ten percent off the store. They'll email your code,
So go to the website. There'll be a pop up,
you sign up for your email and you can get
ten percent off.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I went candlestick bowling for the first time.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yes, I didn't like it, dude, because because it's hard kendlepin,
kindle pin, Yeah, candlepin. Because it's a small node. It's
a small ball.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
You it's harder broke because they have holes in the ball.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
You have to throw it.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
It was harder because like the pins are the same,
the ball smaller. It's like trying to wood right or
or hard marble. Yeah, it's like, dude, it's like it's
almost like I don't know what dick, and you're trying
to go inside a big I felt like, does that
make sense?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
That's what it felt like to play candle pinball.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I mean I don't have a fat bro I mean
I don't have a more like a duck pin.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
What's good about about that candlepin bowling is that it's
impossible to knock all them offers down with one ball,
so they get three chances. But once you knocked down
that middle that that that that middle one, the next
ball it falls flat. Right, So when you when you

(44:28):
when you hit that flat pin, the rolling of the
flat pin, like a rolling pin, knocks everything down.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Well that's the case in real bowling too. You're using
the other pins to knock the other one step. But
you can you can be strategic in that. No, but
you leave when Kyra, thanks for the five bucks.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
When I'm regular bowling, when you get the second turn,
the machine picks up all the bowling. All the pins
are on the floor, so you get only pins that
are standing up.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
That's just like regular boat.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
But no, but that one. Nobody picks them up.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Oh it's yeah. They all the dead ones stay there.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
They stay there. Okay, So I'm saying that we could
use those, but I'm just saying, you get a flat pin.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, that's how I use that flat pin.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, you send it. Yeah, that's what you have to do.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
To trigger that out. Like by the time my arm
was hurting.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I don't like you, bro, I know, I like regular bowling.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Due we were like a little leg. Not that many
people there. It were very old school there.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It was. It was you know, I tripped out a
bowling bowling alley. Stay open, I mean they so stay
open late at next I remember, like one time I
went when I used to do LYFT, I dropped this
one guy off at the Bowling Alley in South Kate
at three in the morning. I'm like, what the fuck?
And I was, am, I don't thinking this guy? Is
this doing like something? Yeah, this guy doing something illegal?
And then I know it was open. Bro, it was crazy.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Los Angeles eight to four. Thank you to give us
in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Right now, anybody know what bowling I opened twenty four
hours in southern California.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Let me know right now since a lady shot.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
To open two am two am.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I haven't been in a long time. Get b Real TV.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Oh, they took our idea of doing bowling after the podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
So can we have Martin Rizzo here? You have shows
coming up?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Bro? Yes? Actually yeah, this Friday Halloween show at the
Butfloer Comedy Club. Come on out. It's a burless show.
If you guys like watching, uh uh, like almost naked
ladies come on out, you know, like not not fully naked,
but almost nigging. You know, they're dancing to liken you
touch them. No, I don't think you could.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
I'm not sure if you could but I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
No, no, you can't you care.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
It's not about the nudity or the partial nudity. It's
about the art of the dance. And and sometimes it's funny.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Sometimes it's funny bur lesque. Well, I don't think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
But if you like Dick Tracy music, they have that.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, you know, you have to talk like this and
then let me Kira sent us another.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And then I'm actually all. I'm headlining my own comedy
show November twelve at the mic Drop in San Diego,
formerly known as the Comedy Palace. Remember the Greek great food.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
They still make Greek food.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
No, they make they actually have a really good beauty
at backs. Now you still go, you still do it?
So do those so good dude, So come on out
November twelve. I'll be in San Diego. Come on out,
clarimont Masa. It's me fun. Please come on out. You
know I need you guys to come out me.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I'm gonna be at the Comedy Store. It's only I'm
only only Gon announce here of the podcast on November fifth.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
With Adam Ray.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Adam Ray is on the show, I think probably and
Andrews cino maybe two, yeah, something.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Like everybody who has castling this podcast is gonna be
on that show.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
What.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Adam was supposed to be here tonight, but he's at
the Dodger game, so he wasn't gonna make it in time.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
So we just started and we'll have Adam on again
after the game. The World Series is.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
The Dodger game on Monday.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
A lot of people people people about their kids, like,
I love my kids, but I'm gonna I'm not gonna
shout out twenty five hundred dollars for that food to
watch a game.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Then I forget.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yeah exactly, Bro, what twenty.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Five hundred bucks? Yeah? Man, but but you know what
bro chea Yeah, Bro, they said, yeah, I fuck your college,
You're gonna watch a game? People were there.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Bro To getting noticed too, Man, Oh yeah, we're me.
I'll try to give a camera und one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
To the jumbo trunk guy.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I mean, I mean somebody your status is basically for
now working also watching the game.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Right, Yeah, really it's too.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
There's a lot of fans, a lot of fans taking
stopping him and taking photos. So we promote, we promote
like upscoming shows, videos, they.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Looked pretty good. I got like six this time.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
We asked people because he's playing La in June next year,
it's a big show, Well announce it later. But we
gave a little He did a little thing with the
people at the Dodger game and it was basically he
told him he whispered in their ear where he's going
to be and then they reacted. So we're going to
do a little little sort of teaser thing.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
So it but it looked good.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
But we you know, that way we can write off
the tickets the cost of the tickets.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
It's a true business expense.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
So yeah, it's FROMO. Yeah, it's it's and also like
we take pictures and also fans take pictures, their friends
will be like who's this and or like if they
know who you are? You know, so it's marketing. You know.
I'm gonna be performing in DC this week, how ya dude?
At the Lincoln.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Center next week November eighth, I think.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Right, November a week from Saturday, days after the Commoners
you can go try to open up the government, try
to open the shutdown and then you're wing.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
November eleven, eleventh with Sam Tripley Comedy Chaos.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Comedy Kaos Sam Triple People.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
So that'll be the following week and the shorter sets
working out your fifteen minutes tightening up short sets at
the time.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
The bucks on this podcast, Thanks.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Damn dude, thank you. The government shutting down so I
need it. I was gonna say something about you're doing
I'm doing that one with you? What your what day
is that? You know that's that's after things Giving, the
day after Giving. I don't remember the day Black Friday, bro,
Just show a flyer about running out with packaging and

(50:38):
play that.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
That when Black Friday? What's the song? What's the band?
Steal the Steely? Do you?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Black Friends don't exists anymore because now they open up
on Monday.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
They started on Monday.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Now I missed people used to get trampled, trampling people. Yeah,
I used to head the moll when people used to
get trampled. You know you work for T mobile or something.
It was horising, how it was crazy, Brian, Remember how
early people got Let me tell you, bro, So the
mall you saw opened up at five in the morning,
remember that Black Friday. Then after that moved to three
and a three am, then midnight. Then now it's walking

(51:14):
on Thursday. Bro, people eat turkey. People eat turkey, and
the nigga leave and then go to fucking go shopping.
Boys not a thing anymore. Nobody dies that his generation.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Cantrell, he gave us swifty bucks. Troy Troy Cantrell.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Troy control.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Older fans from the back of the day from Facebook.
That too, d m me Brian Golden, Brian Golden, if
you're listening, man, you came up to me and said,
what's up? I thought you were the owner of the place,
big fan.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Bro. Was he the car that gave you the joint
we were walking to the club?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
No, that was that. That guy was named Brian too.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
He was He was like a straight laced guy, right,
the guy you're talking about, Brian.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Gold with in my homie and he gave the homie
and he's like, dude, you're fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
He loved the show. Bro, that's not even my best
because I use a lot of old material. Yeah, I
didn't like that, but if he liked this, so you
got entertained.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It was cold as fun. Dude. Also shout out to
Johnny for hooking it up with the tickets at the
hockey game. Dude, that's right. We went to the Bruins game.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
People, Johnny didn't do that. We pay for this, oh
I reimbursed.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
It was cool that brand brod Portuguese bread.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
It was so did with.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Mobster Uncle Zoe.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Remember the marsh.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Yeah, the Portuguese are deep in Boston.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I think that was one of the best vegan food
I ever had. Bro You know, I was confused to
happen with everything. It was good, ude, list would would
have been happy with a.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Do not like dinner Grevy when it's supposed to be
breakfast gravy.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I like the fake egg they had.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
There, the yo egg. Yeah, it's called I call it faking.
I mean that's the brand.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
That what was fun. It was good food.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
It was cold.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I liked the weather out there. It was fun, Dude.
It was cool when when you go a ton again
with the other comic which Comic Foods got, We're doing
one more Foods got Town for the rest of the year.
It was Brea last Sunday, so I flew in from Boston.
I drove to fucking uh Brea. I was tired, and

(53:38):
then I did this show You were a mask.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Nobody could tell.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I always my mask with banda and it's me, you know,
and people recognized me afterday.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
You were like you were a Penny Wise mask.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Funny I was doing I was coming out with all
the costumes for people. Yeah, it was stupid. Bro like
someone that we're dumb man in the story, a regular
cooking pot on top of him.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
We're gonna end that together.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Your eyes red and poked. You're a pothead and put him.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Thank you, Alice for two dollars.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Take you about being burrito now you want to you
want to talk about to ask you about Italian chip lins.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, it's an Italian tribe.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
These are right there. Oh the fucking.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
That's a mixture about penny Wise and like a.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Dog more Yeah, Ola, Yeah, weird.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Because you're talking about another costume. Were reciting these on
the park and the only on the website.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Website only we have a hundred of these, only.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Have a hundred of these.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
These are we're going to make a video on.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Leisure Kids fifty listen number fifty and I want hundred
And what's included in here is a metal tin dish
to put.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
To pack up your tea bags. You know, when you
when you get your tea together. And we have a
grinder right here, a perfect little grinder, metal, awesome metal,
and it has at my leisure tour right hair. Yeah,
it's awesome metal.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Show it all off. After we have a cool.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Liar lighter right here, onto a liar, a lighter that
says at my leisure.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
And last but not least, big rolling paper right here,
rolling paper. So you get a tin and a rolling paper,
ten a ten little flat case to roll it up,
a grinder, and I might sign the plastic too. You

(55:48):
never know. All this fifty bucks, that's a good deal,
I know.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Remember the grinder. Normally a real good grinder will cost
you forty or thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
And it's only fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
And the wholy only be one hundred maine.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
So how can.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
People say we're not reading the chat? I commented many
times on the chat, Joanna, thank you for your nineteen
ninety nine. I haven't seen you in a while. Somebody
said that do you even binge? It's their favorite Friday podcast?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Thank you man. We were really hard coming up with
those notes for.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Young angels said that that has potential to be picked up.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
What does do you even binge?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
We're hoping, Well, we'll see.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
I don't care if it does. It's just fun to do.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I get to watch a bunch of moies.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
We already do anyway, I know. Oh okay, yeah there
it is.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
A break?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Is a restaurant?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Come back getting read?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Now? You sure the restaurant?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Anybody?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Good? What time means?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Are you? Wait? What time do we start.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
For an hour?

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Dance?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Bro? Bro? That was on a weekend. Do I really
enjoyed it? I enjoyed. I enjoyed the break from the heat.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I love that ship, bro, I love my room, Bro.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I missed.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Weren't a fucking sweater?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Man, I don't have no sweater?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
How cold? It's because we're in Colts right now, but
because it feels cool in here, but outside it's eighty
degrees right now?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Man, how about bulls bros To walking around with his
shorts over there?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yes to the first Okay, so the first night we
got there, we're trying to go at that vegan restaurant.
But then there was an accident, remember the fuck on
the freeway. Yeah, and oh my god.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
We couldn't get out, so like we went.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I guess we're going to a burger place with the
worst burgers.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I thought, Yo, yeah, I'm I'm mint called.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Tasty Burgers named after the Samuel Jackson line and polk piction,
that's a tasty burger.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
And the uberg ever kept playing middle Game music. He
kept playing, uh, legend of Zelda music.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Oh yeah, kind of playing Legend of Zelda music in
the car, and it was.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
So much just to listen to casually.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
It was like white noise, but it was just like
Middle Game music.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
Yeah, sure under the gave me a farking water please.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Whatever the yellow ticky is. Yeah, but remember the guy
kept playing the same fucking Zelda music over and over
and after that, So there was like, uh, what happened
was that that uh that Penske truck that got I
guess got cut off on the freeway. I guess he
wasn't supposed to go to go through that part of
the section because remember yeah, so the bridge fucking cut

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off the top of the truck.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
So we were we were.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
We were like what in traffic for like an hour?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Remember we were an hour before I jumped off.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Yes, because we were no like forty minutes because like
originally when I went I order the lyft the uber,
it was supposed to be like fifteen bucks. It jumped
to fucking sixty dollars. I'm like, dude, fuck this ship.
We got out and we jumped. We walked through the river. Remember, yeah,
there are I liked. I thought the warriors they yeah, warriors,

(58:57):
come on.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
The hammer play was not the good I liked it.
You know you're vegan tasty though you're vegan, so you
you your options are very limited, you know. So I
know you had the shitty vegan Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
That's the kind of burger that makes me not want
to be be Well, you had a regular burger right too,
But then I wasn't down to eat it. I had
the fucking uh. I had the onion, the barbecue onion burger.
So to me, that was good. But you have so
do you remember years ago before Burger King had them
possible burger It was like the veggie burger with the

(59:30):
peas and the.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
It was horrible, dude, like a garden burger.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yes, it was the.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Guardian because see kidney Bean.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Then that ship.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, it was like god, I remember tasting that. It
was bad.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
So I asked Los Angeles eight twenty four, ass is
little Miklem still making beats? Yes, two hundred and fifty
dollars a beat. What kind of music are you working
with right now, Isaac, hurry up, give it a name. No, no,

(01:00:08):
not real just regular beats, regular beats, underground underground what
underground underground scene stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Did you drink over there a lot of Boxing's a
drinking town.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I just drank. Yeah, I just drank the first night.
I took a double shot on the second night. I
didn't drink the last night because I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I had a Boston Ale Sam Adams an alcoholicola.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
It's like bread. It's like drinking bread.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah, it's like like like orange or fruit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I don't know. I don't like it. That's always say that, Joe,
I have a friend who drinks not alcolic beer, but
so ugly chicks. Like what my friend drinks beer? Yeah? Yeah,
Like what's your excuse, bro? You so ugly chicks? Yeah?
I say that on stage. Yeah, man, it seems like changing,
because that's when I see the crowd kind of being
like kind of woke.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Ewen has an e Win has a question, and the
chat Ewen has a question. The chat I am lonely, Felipe,
what's your best memory of Halloween? Felipe, what's your best
memory of Halloween? Felipe?

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
What's your best memory of Halloween?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Three times? God damn dude, what's your best memory of Halloween? Phelipe,
He's got it know, let me know. Candy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Like the parade was like you were have to school
the parades, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Me and my friend, but we want to go treating.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
We didn't come back to eleven forty five a m
p a pm. Bro almost we have a big bag
of candy. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
And my dad didn't even ask me where I was
or you didn't question white Man so late. It's like
Halloween was like a pass.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yes, did you take a pillowcase? Fuck? Yeah, dude, it
was so big, all fucking food up with it. Had
Dan drip in there too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Did you take two pillowcases because you knew you were
going to fill up and then you stashed the one somewhere?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
I've done that before.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I wasn't see their Javis and all the little pies,
all the stores, furniture stores, they had to manage their
employees outside giving out candies just to keep you out
of the furniture.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
On chocolate or you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I was just kidding all the candy bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I walked from my house all the way to see
their jovi Is and solo ful and I lived on
first and boil. That's a dude, that's far.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
The got a lot of candy bro. My feet were humming, dude,
so I'll go. And we went to a fight to
and we met some girls, but they were like, maybe
they're not girls.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Were they wearing just two over excited to see me?
And they were touching my eyes?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Oh that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, But my best Halloween probably with Lisa. We went
to West Hollywood with Hollywood Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Rodrigo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
We've done there a couple of times, dressed as like
the Whole or the not that time, but we did
the first time we did, I was she Hulk and
he was Hulk and then our makeup started.

Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
Got this weird makeup, this weird makeup, and it was
kind of late TEXI after okay, so it was peeling.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
It was like so we were kind of like Hulk
kind of shredding, like falling apart. We're disintegrating. But last
time when we went the last time with Rodrigo and
it started raining, we were Royal tenebaumbs I was Margot
and he was Richie Bomb and then and we met
another couple who was also but we were much better.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
She took up picture of other and follow You know,
last Halloween, we were traveling where we went to We
went to Jacksonville. Remember we had to travel Halloween nights.
I remember I wore my mask, the Paint White's mask
at the airport and then the people were dressed up

(01:03:59):
in the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
I kind of remember the Pennywise pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
And yes, people were dressed up and they had at
little Halloween contest at the at the Jet Blue Uh
did Jet Blue School? Do they always do like little things?
You know? Because uh, when I was there this Friday,
they're doing like things. They were doing like a Q
and as and they're giving away presents to people. You know,
so delayed too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, somebody said, hey, man, ever since Rodrigo opened for Fluffy,
that Fool's been missing on the podcast What's Today. He
was supposed to be on Rodrigo, but his car broke
down and in Duarte on the way here. He drives
like two hours to get here every time. So so
we've been trying to like just play with who's on

(01:04:42):
the show and like rotate people and just make it easier.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Because you're coming from way Yer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
You're far away, and at six o'clock coming over here,
like six or seven o'clock, it's like two hour trip.
It's on fourth it's like going to San Diego or
something basically user although on a.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Friday it could take like four or five hours to
get down to San Diego. But San Diego November twelve,
at the con at the mic drop, Come.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
On now, guys, it's Wednesday, so you're not gonna be here,
that's what you're saying. Thanks for the notice, you guys.
Have somebody asked what means that? Jay Rod says, that's funny.
What I mean, it's like fucked up, messed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Up on alcohol and you might have you might have
taken a bump to two different things that or so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Like all hold up or you're all gata or yeah,
data means dicked up a lot of dick digs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
You know what I thought?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
You know what I realized who Jay Rod reminds me of,
because I know a lot of people kept saying, like
the Vincent Danafrio from uh, what's the movie called Full
Metal Jacket? Right, A lot of people were tagging that
guy and he hates that. But I think he looks
like Joe C, who was the little dwarf sidekick of

(01:06:02):
Kid Rock.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Remember that he passed away. He looks like Joe C.
To me, pull up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Josie, a little homie had more game than Calico. That's right,
the only good line ever in a Kid Rocks And
pull up a picture I picture of that guy. Doesn't
his face kind of look like j He has the
attitude face.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Look at that face. Look wait, I'll go back who
Maybe I'm crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Back to that looks like it was a kind of
Let me see who wors better sand Thos j or
a lady or Rick Rome. Let me see that's not him,

(01:06:47):
but with sunglasses, let's see him.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
That's him there?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Who's that? I can't tell? That's Joe Cy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
And but jose had the one picture he prot he
had bleached hair, but he passed away leukemia.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
I don't remember what it was. I think it was,
you know, whatever health issues he had. And as a
little person, are you going on a cruise soon?

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Next November? Crush a cruise again?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Again? Really? Bro? That cruise ship? Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
The best food, somebody said Pud interrpacking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
You're like, yeah you loaded loaded, fully loaded, fully loaded.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Fully loaded loaded. Oh yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Somebody said Jarrod is a baby from the nineties show Dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Yeah I heard that one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
That's a better one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Yeah, he does look like that kid. Sometimes. I think
Rodrigo sometimes looks like the dad from He with a flannel.
That kid does look like But.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Always when I was that out, that looked like sucking. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
John Goodman, yeah, Bill Barr, Actually that old attorney general,
he looks like that baby.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
John Goodwoan Like, let me see, John Goodman had good
ass flannels, Bro, They're very cool, like very hipstress fu dude,
look at that that flannel. Dude, look at that dude
hipster you go good Man? Oh yeah he was. That's
one went on with it, bro, brouh. Did you did

(01:08:32):
you watch the last episode of the Ratchet the Roches?
Were you kind of disappointed? Did you want more? You
want way more?

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
The Rightes best show almost show way more?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It ended right from college? Yeah, do it ten years ago?
We just started watching it again Ony seventeen.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
That's not ten years ago, dude, it's eight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
But still I had to round up. You know, if
they it's around talking about he went to school, Kenny Loggins,
he is all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Right, don't nobody worry about him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Schmid went to Lisa's mom did you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Make it up?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Lies? He went to my mom's high school? He did
not make out. Mstones Righteous Gemstones is such a good show.
And Eric Roberts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Comedian actors at that one at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I don't want Edie Patterson. Yeah, she's funny, she's a
voice on that ten year old.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Time A couple of hands on you. I feel like
it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Little I feel like she takes it a little too
far to ghetto. No, it's just too it seems like
it's trying too hard to be shock valued, shock value
more times. Yeah, the last season was a little cartoonist
to do with her husband. Yeah, her husband and he
got two cartoonish too. But I feel like I'm the
husband very uh white, my leg is you know, Maria

(01:10:00):
no very what flamboyant but like a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Yeah guy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
But he's also like there's a there's a latent homosexuality
about him as well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I'm I'm not saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
I know that's the big part of his character is
that he seems gay. On the surface of everything he does,
but he's not.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Such a good So the first okay, the first season
was pretty crazy because we were like, how like fucking
I think the episode, Yeah, we're the cocaine all that shit, dude. Yeah,
she had bad breadth by the way. So every season
was very different, you know, it was very uh yeah
it was. That's such a good ritted show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
But cheating. Have you whatught Finn? Following Michael Blackson's drama
on his whole line?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Is that a thing? A baby? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
He had a baby and then two months after that
baby was born, another baby's born.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Who did this to me?

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
From someone else? Who did this to?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Who did this to me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Yeah, he's like in his fifties, well in his fifties.
He's engaged to this womanta I forget her first name anyway,
So they had a baby, but then she was like
she there was a bunch of drama online, and then
she like rejected his uh engagement and took her took

(01:11:15):
the bait, kept the baby away from him for a while,
and then.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Because she found out about new baby, and yeah, it's
a lot of drama.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
It looks the same.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
I've been following this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Also I heard that he he exaggerates the accent, you know,
but you can exatuate two kids in your fifties.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Yeah, his other two kids are like almost thirty years
we play NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Really, dude, that's damn that's how old he is. But yeah,
but Friday after Next such a fucking good movie, Dude.
I saw this thing on TikTok with this one actor.
He chose not to do one of the Friday movies.
He chose to do a castaway and his part got
cut out and the sucking uh castaway he.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Must have been working in the FedEx.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
There is the island he holds the name Tesday and
he regrets it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
So bad story because everybody for fucking Friday, all the
Friday's got famous, sucking Cat Williams to Terry, Terry Crews,
Mike Epps, fucking they all got big after that something.
Tom his name is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
So, he did some voiceovers for the family Guy Black Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah, he wanted to be on He had a big
row on Rex because they were people communicating with Tom,
Tom Hank's friend before he went to Russia and then
playing Crash. So the whole thing was like let me,
let me get let me get with these fucking the
mainstream people instead of doing like you know, like the
fucking uh you know, like the black movies. And he

(01:12:59):
didn't do the whole the what's called the Friday movies
and uh, and he regrets. I feel he regretsed he
was cut He was cut out, bro, But nobody knows
what role he had. He could have been sucking. Uh.
You could have been fucking pinky. You could have been
sucking uh. And that pinky character the best.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
That actors is perfect pink. That yeah, dude, Alex couldn't
have done.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
You could have been that guy holding a drink. But
that I got killed it too, Bro. Man, you watched
the mother fucking Turns.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Man. Bro, he had a oh yeah mascot when I said,
I've been that dude. I've been that dude out there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
He tastes drinkers to drinks and yeahdress whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Don't care. He just walks back to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
I like you both movies like Friday after Next, Next
Friday and Friday for Next. I had to finance latinas bro.
She thought I saw that Friday Friday. She does she
does come right now?

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
So in the in the the third one run she
worked on fucking Without Williams, Cat Williams at the fucking
she was black, Yeah, she was black. The second one
it was fucking Jacob Argus his sister. Yeah, fifties or bitches, bitches.

Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
When I saw a movie as a kid that role,
when I saw when I was two years old, I
was like, dude, your twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Yeah. In two thousand, I was like, dude, manga is
fucking fan In two thousand, I was like, Ronch, your
Google manga is fucking fancy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
When I saw that movie, I guess that's where everybody,
all the ghetto food who went lottery moved there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
It's true, It's fucking true. They went. So they get
a good job, they move over there. Yeah, the other
toller that blew up and the dope game moved over
the dude when I saw him wing, because I think
the move came in two thousand and two thousand and one.
I'm not sure which, but I was like, I was
in middle school and I was like, dude, I haven't
even started coming. I was like, dude, I was like,

(01:15:05):
what have I Where.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
The fuck is in what year?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Two thousand and one?

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Ye ninety five? You started? You it's been thirty years
since you started coming two years oone.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I mean it's a feel still the first time, bro,
me time when you feel like you're like I have
sets where like how I feel like I'm bombing, Like
when I'm doing like I'm doing my set and then
my personal struggle with life jumped into my jokes and
then like I pause and I go back to a

(01:15:38):
joke that you huld do back in the day and
don't work, like it's already been tested on a streat
show and as a fall flat. Bro, I know I'm
in trouble, bro, Like I just got sucker puss and
the ribs or just throw a ninety eight poundful hours
to scare me out the plate and the umpire telling
me to go back and back you pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
But he's very fast.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Yeah, Bro, they're like they start thinking about stuff. But
it's like all happened like in a like in a vacuum,
you know, real fast. Like it's weird when you're up there,
like like we've been doing it for a long time.
You have a way of telling jokes that you're gonna
present yourself, you know, whether you present yourself in a
speech or or you're doing fucking presentation or a monologue somewhere,

(01:16:25):
but it flashes fast, bro, Like if you're young, you
talk focusing too much on your problem, and then you
fucking like stay quiet or too long, you start really bombing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
But then when I did those two jokes, didn't worry.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
You got to jump out of your head right away.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Yeah, jump right away. So the active person is what
you do for a living. And then he said that
your wife, No, it's my coworker.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Let me have it, bro. And then would you say,
you say, like, I'm really coming to green room, and
you're like, dude, I don't know how to do for
your crowd work. You said that was funny, man, it's funny.
I wish they could cut that part. Say yeah, because
I said talking fucking bitch. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I

(01:17:13):
don't know do crowd work, man, crowd work? And I'm
not right, and then like and then and then started
laughing after everybody just laughing. Are you gonna laugh when
we laugh? Motherfucker? You just laugh when we all laughed. Stupid.
I'm sorry, I'm not good. I shouldn't be talking to you,

(01:17:34):
but I feel I take a personal like if you
want to talk to me, like when I'm doing my jokes,
like who are you talking to me? But they were funny.
I got them back. That was That was one weekend. Due.
It was fun.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
That's my first time working with you in a long time. Due.
That's cool. Good food, the pizza at the club. We're
going to the game. How did you get there to
the game? We are Uber takes empty separately. Yeah, because
you guys like to see the versus who it was
Bruins versus who another fucking Canadian.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
The Colorado Avalanche.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Yes, so many expansion teams.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
So because I downloaded the walking abs, so I'm really
I'm trying to do all my steps. So I walked
from the hotel to the fucking stadium.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Bro, are you trying to wait or something?

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
No, no, no, no, I just I just wanted to
just be healthier mind. So I walked in the hotel
to the stadium. It took me fifty minutes. And also
to me to me, it was with you right, No, no, no, no,
he took he could.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
I thought I went together, bro when he opted for
the subway instead of walking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Earlier than me. So for me, it was more for
like sight seeing too, you know, because it was cool.
I walked by the I walked by the Boston Tea Party.
I walked through all these the Boston Tea Party building. Yeah,
the building, Oh I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Where they yeah, masched and everything poured everything over the water.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Yeah. That day I stulled like a baby because I
walkt wow thousand steps Damn, I fucking how many twelve
thousand steps? Where I still not that many? You do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Like, like if I walk through that door, it takes
me five bro, it takes you twelves to get there,
give me like two blocks.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
So actually I looked it up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
If you're not doing if you're not doing any workouts,
a person on average walks three thousand steps without even trying.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Yeah, without even trying. I usually get it five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
What would you go without even trying without trying? Yes,
you walk that many steps where it's crazy. You walk
like around four thousand steps, which I'm like, dude, like
really like And it makes sense too because I walked
my horny a homeless man we're putting on the wigs.
The black guy, oh my, it was a horny ride.
He's like, hey, put it on. Let me see it.

(01:20:00):
You're dirty hot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
That's when you're putting wigs on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
We're putting the wigs on the sketch. We're barely starting
to get a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Sexual predator fucking homeless guys by and goes, oh yeah, baby,
put the wigs on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
See.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
I don't see that as a sexual predator.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
I see that as a dude on the street, because
every dude on the street does that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
You guys are like that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
They'll just lock in on something you have, like, hey,
lady in the green shirt, you're looking good today. Don't
let don't let them, don't let life bring you down.
Let me see that smile. And then you gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Like, that's that's just regular guy, right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
We're going to punch him. There's there's a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
There's a guy. Is he getting nastier than that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Huh no, I mean I think he's he's just playing
along in the video.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
He gets nasty. On Facebook, there's one guy from I'm
not sure where he's at, but he messages me all
the time, and uh, it's crazy this guy. What this
guy messages me all the time. I'll post like funny,
like you know, like pictures, because today I posted like
I used tajibt to kind of help me make a
picture of me being at a day party because I

(01:21:08):
had I got one hundred and forty thousand followers in
that sense. And then, uh, he's always post gay stuff.
You like this ship and but this guy's gay, he
says me, being scrapshot of these fucking messages because they're pretty.
This guy is the sound thirsty like sad. Huh. But
I'm like bro, and I tell him, Bro, if I
was gay, I would hit you up a long time ago.

(01:21:29):
But I'm not Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
You know, like something I was thinking about, how would
it be easier to just hook up all the time
if I was gay, it would for sure, Like I
feel like as soon as it'll be as soon as
I will start, there's no lie, It'll be difficult as fuck, bro,
Like like, who's gonna fuck a fifty fifty four year
old man, bro, male or female? Like unless you were

(01:21:51):
fucking me already since I was thirty four and you
already cut to team I been us. I don't think
you're ready to meet abody fifty four And look.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
At that beat up dig bro and real like the
old guys like by like you bought this shitty car.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
You bought this car, but then you gotta but then
you know, after a while, man like you like you dig,
we mean your peanuts? What mean means a dig? At
thirty five, you know, like you know, like this got
a lot of miles in it and ship right. But
then after a while, you know, like fifty years old,
you know you gotta wait. You know you're able to

(01:22:29):
warm up and ship right, and then sometimes you gotta
put extra better gas to get to move faster. You know,
you want to deal with all that ship immediately, Like
we gotta wait for you to take a pill, for
you to fucking breathe and tell your doctor you're about
to have sex, to log it in. So it must

(01:22:53):
be so to be homosexual at this age, beginning to
it must be hard, but I mean to even lonlier to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Start as a gay person now, to start as a
gay person now, if you're like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
This, nobody's really starting now. They just might be like
coming back into it after a while. People not starting.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
If you gay people who might have suppressed their homosexuality
or whatever, you know, they may not they're not starting
at fifty. They might have had experimented in college, had
a thing at a party one time. Maybe if they're famous,
they did something backstage with somebody one time, Like you

(01:23:41):
never know, like they've they've had things along the way
and then they just get the guts to go forward
with messages from this. Let me, this is the person
who wants to do like him to be with his
wife and him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
No, no, no, I missed that guy. What is that?
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
That guy that want me to focus wine?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
You know, I did a bump and bought a hat.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
That's the only way you could buy that hat. Let's
be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
The guy that used to want me to focus. So
the guy that you want to walk with his wife
lady is pretty good looking, and he will send me
pictures of his wife and then like at a fucking
like fifteen, he sent me a dick pic and then
like like what the fuck are you doing? Bro? I
don't know if he was like, you know, like you
like this? What about this dude? Like the other day

(01:24:31):
I saw a post. I get the story and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
I said, oh, somebody said was sexy, right, I'm not
kind of sad, and I clicked with a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yeah, guy, he likes the whole, he likes everything. Bro.
Then sexy, sexy or cute.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
This is a commentary fan like this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
That guy wanted to buy the Remember the fat gig guy, Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Two you guys, two guys. We didn't know they were game.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
We just want your underwear, both of you guys. So
we're walk so me, that's not even.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
I was. I know how you feel. Ladies. My god,
it was Glas Addison. Uh, improv improv. So we're leaving
and then those guys followed me, and I remember, like
I was going some hard times and then the fat
gig guy kept messaging me, a bro, send me dick pic.
I'm like, he, bro, you want to dig pic. I'm like,

(01:25:34):
send me three hundred dollars and I needed to pay
rent at the time. He's like, I can't. I can't
do that to your girlfriend. Like, motherfucking my girl knows
about this. You know, trying to fucking scam you bro.
You know you're not trying to sucking be all ship
up my girl. Oh my gosh, you can send me
five hundred bucks right now, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
But that guy, we were hanging out smoking, the guys
staid up lunch. Bro, how much for the underwear you got?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Went right now? Yeah, dude. It was like that, dude,
we'll get it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
They just popped it out like that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Guys are guys ask Yeah, they just asked.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
I can't believe you pulled up and Mickey work picture
for a gay guy?

Speaker 8 (01:26:12):
Is that? What?

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
What did you search? That is an insane outfit he's
got on there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Become my god. I guess you can't really become good,
but you you could dress like weird one. Yeah. Remember
those bears, Yeah, they're all holding on those dude those food.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
It would have me two weeks ago. I remember I
told that guy, but he sent me two weeks ago.
I had a meaning hemorrhy bro like Threway three The Wonderworst.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
That's a roll stop holding a ham right for them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
I threw one in the airport where the guy said,
what are you hiding there?

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Say roll podcast Lisa as parts.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I hear right here, bro, what are you dressing up as?

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
I'm dressing up as a better wise my costume that's
who your.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Little the Halloween costume that keeps on giving camping?

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
What about what about Steph Is she coming to the show?
Is she dressing them up?

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
I think so as a flight attend I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
As a flight attendant. She couldn't because.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
She's too short to Okay, so fly attend.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Then she give me like a little apparatus.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
She's too short to you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
So you need to be a mind for to be
a flight attendant.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
You can't be five feet It songs five feet.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Yeah, she's like she's like two inches from being a door.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
So bro.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Crazy her so long though, I'm surprised you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
To need You need to climb on trees. It's evolved.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Short legs, climb on the tree sideways. That what makes
that brown ship right here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
But but you do need to be five four to
be a five time because what are there's a emergencies
you can't reach for the oxygen tank, bro, or the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Emergency you have to get the diet coke on the fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Yeah, and then you need you need Busch buy walks
out to you got to change the A C. Yeah,
and then he goes.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Taking for the air to come.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
From Butch and Gaby, I don't know who else traveled
with me. They told me that they have gotten up
and lower the he's here or higher changed an alignment
at the Yeah, buch knows where to change in God,
so I can't do it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
You can't know where it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Let me show you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
I think is like that fat guy who sat in
front of us in first class and he had his
own fan.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
He needs to have his own fan. But that's your problem.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
You need it. I mean arm road, this arm, the
right left arm, the right arm.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
His arm right here is all scratched, like all scratched,
like no goose, everything scratched.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
He finds something that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
He said, my little my little headphone piece always fall
on the side of the plane and he gets scratched
to get my God.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
So when we're going to Boston, there's a couple next
to me and like the guy, this guy kept looking
over the window because I sleep. I closed the window.
I sleep for fucking three hours, bro. And this guy
said well. And then the couple's like, you got you
slept good? Bro. Yeah, I'm used to traveling. And then
the guy it was his first time trying ever flying
a plane, and I felt balance, would you know what,

(01:29:36):
go to the window, bro, I'm gonna go take a piss.
They went. He went to the windows, all exciting. Bro.
He's from ox Start and I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
He never flew.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
He was like fucking twenty nine he never flew over
and night I felt bad, like dude, because I slept
by the because I called the one that I knocked
out for like three hours, dude. So like, I give
him the window at the last hour.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
You know, I think my brother David is forty seven,
forty eight. He's never flown in his life. Oh shoot,
he's never looked at Ohio. Well, I mean except for
us going back and forth between Colorado and Ohio. But
as an adult, he never left Ohio.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
So I give this guy the win that I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
So I you made that guy's year. I know, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
So fun fact, I heard that so Water Burger used
to have locations in soul Kap, but they were an
Oxnard in the and they closed on in eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Really how long were they there?

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
They were there from the seventy nine to eighty seven
they closed down. And there's one location that still has
the water Burger like the Marquee, but it's called at
a Burger.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Is it still like at a Boy? Is it still
like a car hop? I'm not sure what ox oh
Sonic is the car hop nota Burger? I'm not sure
that says. I can't see how far he has a
car Wa Burgers used to be in Oxnar back in
they it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
A car hop situation there, that's just regular, right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
So what does that second? See Sonic Burger when you want,
when you want lemonade painted any color you want. No,
look at Waburger and Oxnard.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
Waburger Oxnard made up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
But no, that's the real thing I thought was made
up to.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
But it just says a burger in the eighties. It's
not at a boy or at a burger. You see
the sign, pull that up on the main.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Yeah, look at the sign. So when they closed down,
they turned into a a burger.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
But yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
So that's the rads of a yellow wrapp.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Remember we went to Waburger and Corpus and then it
was like somebody got their tires slashed, right, Lady got
her tires slashed, but it was by her, like baby daddy,
I think, remember all that drama.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
It was like two in the morning after the show.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Her baby mama left there, bro and yeah, so she
had somebody come, like a family member come and change
her tires, all four fucking tires because somebody had slashed
her tires.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Wild.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
She was at waterburger, and I was like, do we
really need this grilled cheese? Like I'm not even getting
a burger here, Like, we're going to this place for dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Has two floors, O g one? Really okay three degrees.
I took the whole foods, got talent crew to go
eat it, and they hit it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Bro No, no, okay, good no, this this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
So we had an Airbnb in Houston. Then I had it.
So I was like, you know what, after the show,
let's order some water burger through Uber eats. Eric he paid,
of course, so Eric, uh so it took three hours,
you know why. So when the fucking uber came the
Uber Eats, this motherfucker delivered the food on a U haul.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Oh you haul, dude. I don't know, fucking drama.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
His motherfucker had due, but he delivered a fucking U haul, dude.
And I told Eric and the other guys, I'm sorry, dude,
it's really good, but this food came fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Two hours once the food like just floating in the
back of the U haul. In the U haul, I'm
not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
What the fucking jar was going through. I don't know
if he was like fucking getting kicked down.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Are you bringing a truckload of food? No?

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
But he delivered the four fucking U haul Dude, I
don't know even work uber man, but maybe it's cheaper
than around delivering bicycles.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
But you could get a cloud, you could get U
haul for nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
But why was he delivered on u haul?

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Maybe that's cheaper than a rental car. And he's trying
to do his Uber eats or.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Whatever almost uber eats delivery.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
But one night, one night, if you're doing all like
Thursday or Friday night, Saturday, post ma better night.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
When I did Postmates and I was like I didn't
er did uber eats, but when I did postm.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
You forgot about Postmates.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
I eate it in like maybe like two hundred and
twenty dollars by working.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
On a night like nine hours, and then that's your cut.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
That's my cut.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Yeah, after Uber eats or who postmates gets their cut,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
But the word taran car, How many delivers?

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
How many delivers are those.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
That must have been like for in twenty deliveries?

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Bro eight hours, six hours?

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Brain is f hours? You can't was it was like
pizza that's not worth it, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Twelve hours, that's a lot of time dollars. You're working
the whole time. But lift was probably the most I
made money that day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
When you made that money, how many of the meal
did you eat?

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
So sometimes did you steal out a couple of fries.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Before before sucking? Before McDonald's cot and they started stapling
the fucking bagsine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
During Covida shipped out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Fucking assholes, dude. But I remember, like there was times
when I would cancel so I would have these like
these little fucking uh these hacks. I would cancel riot
and I will say, like, oh my car broke down.
But I was able to keep the food and me
and step will eat like kings bro from fucking that
mirror eat middle restaurant King, No no no.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
No, we ate we ate cold?

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Yeah the king?

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
What era King?

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Your free at that one Spitz you know, spits from
Spitz restaurant, spits in fucking downtown Kate little Tokyo. You
know what, Bros, you gotta be a meat eater to
like spits. I love spits, bro, You like if you

(01:35:20):
like a spits in my food?

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
All right? Love us? Poor Vida it's their birthday. I
don't know if it's a woman or man. Happy birthday
fifty one in two minutes in ye midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Happy birthday man. I hope you live another year.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
He is super excited about it. I hope you have
the best fifty first birthday ever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Hell Ya getting naked?

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Man? Show the picture?

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
No, that's all right, good last around. This is the
second one today. We just did our do You Even Bringe?

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
What's aful? Podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
We have March Wrizzle here ours up from Do You
Even Binge? Podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Every Friday every Friday, seven pm.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Every Friday, seven pm.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
History for Fools podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Go check that out every Sunday, nine am, ten am.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Thank you very much for listening. Man, We're gonna go
treat some water.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
I'm gonna go pee.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Thank you, everybody. Picture first

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