EP 553 - The Trio - Felipe, Rodrigo and Rizo - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:31):
What's up? Fool?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Happy thanksgiving man to everybody after listening Rodree of tours
here back by back, back by popular demand, Man Alfred
Roblans Gabriel Glass has a lettle borrow him for one week.
We got fucking bars here.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
He's loose. What's up like a goose? Our jigo? Man?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Man? When you're hearing? Uh? Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You were lucky with peppertone.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I was here two days.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Try to leave earlier. Bro in the same plane. What's up? Bro?
I wouldn't have played before him. I was gonna played
before him. It's a little tough with a little bent knee.
It's some bent well right there with a kettlebell. Bro.
Who working out pe Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I thought he was like a sailor or something, because
every time you see him, like he had like those
striped shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know, he looks at the guy from Peter Pan.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, guys, we're gonna be doing him and I gonna
do cheic on the mam.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Broche got the older man?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
What man?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I fool lived in a garage, right, was it converted
garage or uh? Freddy prince right?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I never really watched the show, Bro, but I have
the series, saying you have the series to me, they're on.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
DVD or BH.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't know DVDs, but I like the beginning. Right
from the beginning of the show, they're going on the
one on one South, which is it's like very short. Yeah,
it just ends up there by Sears.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because because I see the Yeah it has a little
chiuaha bubble head in the back of the car.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Right, No talking about the one on one South ends,
but there is Sears.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Rest in Pe. We used to go there for the whole.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Where do the end that Santa Barbara and when it
when it meets the four or five, huh like kind
of like the five right when it meets the five
and all those other freeways the beers.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Because it keeps going continue. Yeah, it stops right there,
but it continues on the Santa Barbara Pass that right
one take the coastline all the way up.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Because the one, the one on one ends right there
in downtown LA because it splits into the into like
the five, five sixty, the five, yes, seven ten.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And the east of Lake Exchange. When you get eat
all the freeways, yeah, the junction.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Nor sixty one, ten and ten and fucking ten north, ten,
east and south and he gets west and the one
on ones there two children.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's crazy. By seventh Street.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Did you go to Sears when you were a kid.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Shoplifting at that series?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
What damn what food?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Not only cut shoplifting. I opened a bunch of tennis balls.
Ship had a breathe idea of being a juggler.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Hey, didn't those tennis balls have oxygen in them when
you open them up like gas? They Yeah, to keep
them all like nice beause as soon as the elbans
hit them, they start cracking.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
My friends were caught there stealing football cups like a
crotch cups. Yeah, they line them up and then that
guy got taken. You tapped everybody, broadyvid Isaiah, I don't
know who I got cap brok in the way and full.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Named you're getting crashed.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Limitations is over, bro I don't know, man, there's some
there's some food trying to so solid.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
When you're a kid shoplifting, and that guy says, Le'm
gonna let you go.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Man. Now they underwear whoa no what that's a pedophile.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
But as a kid, you don't know. Yeah, of course
you work by pedophile. You just know, like the guy
would have going come and just give him a quick
with The guy told you listen, man, I got your
shop lifting like five sneakers. I got you on camera
stealing here. I got you you stealing all the time. Man,
just give me give me a little Christmas hug. I

(04:23):
know it's July, but just give me a crisp And
he wearing a tank top, Bro, and he's told a little.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Like Martine's like the big toes.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Would you give him a hug and let you go
just see if you would go to jail.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
If you would have told me he's gonna call my
mam and go to jail, I'd be like, yeah, give
me the hug on me.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
You can.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You can press a little.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Bit hard if you want.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
You're doing Allie Bro to take. He personalized that I'd
fucking run. How you gonna did in the room already
with you to prevention. You got caught caught, Yeah, because
the apprehension is right, Yeah, that's when you cross the thresho.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Bro, you're in the room.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
There's no nothing, nothing going on. You got caught you
in the room. And he gives that little speech. I'll
plead the fifth, Well I play. I wouldn't say nothing.
I just wait to the cops. I would wait to
the cops to get there. You were kind of when
you were little. I've never got caught. I got.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
How would you know to respond like that?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
The only reason I know how to respond like that
is because that work loss preventtion.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Was about five. We were fucking twelve. You got kind
of thirteen fifteen. Not you you got you got when.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You were I got when I was fourteen.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I got caught too, but you got kind of fourteen.
Just say you got caught stealing fucket five albums.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
At that point, I would just be quiet. Damn. So
you know the only reason is hard, no, No, The
only reason is because I knew about pleading the fifth
in the sixth grade. I don't know anything.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I would have gotten my left bro.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I cry. I remember crying. I remember crying, bro.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Like crying because the whole thing is to scare.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You work with me, bro Fast, it's too much. I
was started crying snitching right away, bro, give you a list,
give me a paper. I started writing my friend names.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Because I'm not gonna wrap the Reples teacher out, the
same teacher that told us that was the same teacher said,
if you have any drugs on you, like pot, just
go inside the school and smoke it. Don't be waiting
in the car outside, because that's why how they'll get you.
I got.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I was crying, Bro. Then when my mom showed up,
beat up man. My mom saw me, she just sucker
punched me, bro, dude, like like on everybody, like a wrestler,
like a real punch.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh they released you to her.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Fuck you they did, my mom.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I told her I got caught my eighth grade.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I was during summer school. We used to ditch and me,
my cousin and two friends.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I can't never did do I ditch all the time?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Bro? I did I even ditch college when I was
paying for that ship.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Dude, they don't give a ship at that point, you
know you do.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
But dude, did acting class smoke.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
We have to beat, bro, so we want to.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I told you, Like, we kept going to the same
target because it was so easy, bro. And they guy
was on film and then like probably a fourth day,
we go back repeat offender and they were walking out
right and fucking. The people are like, all right, hey,
I got that look like regular like regular clothes like
you must have been a secret shopper or like a
fucking prevention. They guys going inside this office. We go

(07:17):
inside the office and they're like, just tells me we stole.
And they're like, we got your film. And my cousin
kept Diana eyeing it. Just tells you sold my Adrean,
just tell them that I do. I I cracked, bro Adrian,
tell the truth.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Did you ever shoot in your past? Story about that?
What happens again? You know you threw it somewhere right?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
No? No, I shoot on my pants as an adult
doing pest control buried in nor Walk. Oh I tell
you were little? No, no, no, no, that was it
and I had to throw it over. But I also
shipped my pants as a kid inside the van and
everybody's looking. My sister's I smells like sheeting here. Mom.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
You told me you're not going, but I just kept
it together so it like became like a little brownie
in there, like between my butt cheeks. It was like
a little diamond. Yeah. But I was gonna tell you
that I never got caught shoplifting, but I got caught.
Two dudes got caught with me at Say Brothers. One
was a cousin. One was a friend, and that cousin
got in trouble. Oh, he got caught for stealing the order.
It I want this stinky motherfucking dog. But they released

(08:14):
him to his mom had the order, step mom. And
then they but you the mom by one of those
biggest watch.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That the dry fucking sponges.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then he called another uncle to pick him up.
That that uncle's wife called Mexico and said they got
him for for for steely.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Mom or dad buy that big fucking uh that Mexican
father may.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a it's a it's a hey.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, it's a sea sponge.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Bro, it's a sponge.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
But they have one that's made out Hey, it's not
the heatle see okay, I know what. There's two versions.
It's made out of the stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
We have the rock too for your foot. Yeah, we
have to scrap.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
We had that exfoliate that ship. That's a sea sponge.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
We have a a big one, right, And I thought
my dad trying to scrape the Mexican out of me with.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
That came bro. No, they cut they cut it, make
it loofahs. But that's not even real. That's a real lufas.
That's that would.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Scrub my fucking black thighs and take it off.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Bro. Nothing happened.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, I remember my mom brought that. That's that she
chat on homies like.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
They could put When they were put on me, it
was burned, broke the paper. But that was one time
he watched me one of those all mad, like he
had my hand like this. He had my hand like this,
and then like Yoda like smack real quick, and then
he got the sponge.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
They was scraping my back real hard. Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Think I should I don't know what happened. Think I
should in my pants. I don't know, but that she
was scraping, bro.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I was like, you can scrape tattoo with that ship, Bron.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Then like he didn't even try to test the water
and whatever the water is cold or hot? He said,
put hot first first, cold, came on hot.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
And then I want a bro.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
We were sitting sitting in the fucking watching television. I'm
the only one that took the bath. I felt like
the little puppy brom something about marry.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
You're all tender.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
But those are those are from the ocean, those one
and then there are the ones that are fucking the
ghettoes from like Mexico and the ocean.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, because those are live ship god damn uh. But
those you got to break them in. They're like shoes
and after a while they get like nice and soft.
But it takes a like fifty Washington. You can scrible tattoos.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
One because I saw a cool one at a hotel
and it was all broken.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Then she was soft because we were never allowed touch
my grandma, so hers was nice and soft.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
In Mexico because people go inside the ocean and they sucking,
they rip them off the ocean floor.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
People that actually use these still stink.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Bro. I don't think that anything. I think I had.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I had cousins that never stunk, bro. But as soon
as they put out a sweater or a hoodie like that,
fuck bro, they smell like they've been working all day.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Man.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
You know what it is because they don't put the
fabric softener. It's called the tissues. They don't really shower,
They just shrinse off and they don't get the soap
in there and all the crevices. So right when they
start sweating, it like all that movement, it's on top
of you. It permeates into your clothing.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
From me and my cousins and my friends. We used
to put water in the arm and then and then
put our hand all the way up to our elbow
to still who has more dirt?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You guys, you see the release dirt.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
We'll put a little bit of water right here in
our arm, just water, and then we'll put our hand
like this and then scrape all the way up to
still has more moved it?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Like to still has more dirt? Well, I got way
more dirt than you, I bro.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I always want remember get less.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I remember when I was kids, kids always had dirty
ass fingernails. Remember, like there's so much dirt underneath their.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Noil technical over here changing the transmission in the seventh grade.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Those those did you ever have a kids that you
don't really know him them, but you can smell that
he's just fool drunk already like my alcohol.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
In high school, there's kids out used to sneaking alcohol,
not general high that was early in high school.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
That's when like I remember this kid. Man, there's like
a trailer trashed kid, like a redneck. He lived in downtown,
I guess with his family.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Before fucking it. Guy like super genter, like.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, Bro, he lived with his family. Bro.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
He looked like fucking settler with the like white boy
rig type of white boy rick.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
And that for a walk, Bro, from wherever he came
from downtown l A. And he'll catch the bus but
where we lived, or he'll walk all the way to Roosevelt.
And he always smelled like alcohol, like like he drank
thunderbird before he went to school. Then it was shot.
You go out there, Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I used to know some of kids they used to
drink liquados with in the seventh grade. What they were
from me? Tom? Bro?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
They come up.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
They came from Mexico. Dude, within a year, they were
already cholos. Bro, that's what happened. Those fools had pubic
care already, like showing fools like you think of bedros.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
You can't be doing geometry when you're fucked up.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
And they already looked older, like they lived a life before,
like they lift the family back in Mexico. Bro, I
know about they look like that.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I'll say, like kids in Mexico they grow fast.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Bro, they're off.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
They have mustaches. What I did when I when I
used to go to Mexico kids my age out there,
we're talking about fucking like having sex, like what the.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Those things us and the same thing. It was Meco seven.
I didn't even know what he was talking. That was
a taxi driver like thirteen, Bro, what the what dude
from Like they're from your town? Bro?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Using fucking phone bugs?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Using the little novela.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
You would whoop your ass? It was My mom was
always the one that whipped our ass. My dad only
hit me twice dude, when I you know, broke the
neighbors a screen door, bro equally bro. But the mom
was the mom was the one that threw the can
or boyfriends.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
My mom, my mom, she didn't really hit me that much,
you know, but she hit like the time she did
hit me like it was like bad. Like so I
told me when when I got caught a target. So
they're like because my cousin we put because my cousin
there was wont with the one with the backpack, so
we put every time and everything inside of the backpack.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
So like they kept them. You guys wanted to get caught.
So so me and the two homies wereiting outside.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh yeah, he should be getting out pretty soon because
they let us out and then we see my aunt's
car coming and I fucking ran down the fucking bushes.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
So I go to my house and my mom came.
So the the routine was I go from school, Me
and my cousin would come home and with each other,
and my mom would he's gonna come, and I said yeah, yeah,
and I was all the downstairs, kind of like when
my thumb's like this, if I didn't need I haven't
needing tars. Later she gets a phone call and it's my.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Aunt were a fight and thanksgiving your house.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
No man, there's there's never no fire your house.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
But you went to a house family, but not friends.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I went to friends, not family, like family.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I went to family friends house where they had crazy
Remember one time they had a crazy rumble at the
fucking house bro.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
So it was my mom's best friend and they're like,
so this house. What they would do is every time
that anybody that will come from like mahik Ali, that'd
be the halfway house. That'd be the house where I
really will stay. And I guess one of the girls
that came she hooked up with my uh, my aunt,
but from a friend, my mom's friendship with her husband.
Why while she was at night school to learn English
and then fucking it was whole chaos.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
It was like a true educational It was fidy. I
remember I was.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I was like twelve, and like all the little kids
were crying and I kept them in the room and
they're all crying no where.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I had to like keep I had to keep the peace. Bro.
I thought I thought I was it. I thought we
were gonna take us away.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
It was chaos, bro.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, cps in Mexico might be must be crazy, bro.
Thanksgiving in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, they don't do that.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, I've heard it a couple of times, but I
think Tijuana does that because it's so close to us,
you know.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
But I don't think of anybody else.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, the thing we call it what.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Canada celebrated the Turkey on Thanksgiving on September October.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, early right.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
They also had Native Americans too, so they're their little
takeover happened on a different dates time to.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
My acting coach, and after, what's she's gonna celebrate thanks Kevin?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Could?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
She has a dog and she has a boyfriend. I
don't know if she has. She has no kids, but
some of her acting acting students stay in her big
as apartment. She has a lot of rooms, four rooms,
big house, and so they're all going to she says,
they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Have salmon bro what like an Eskimo.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
As soon as she says salmon, I thought about you.
You had made too little legs to make it. Look
at turkey. Least Turkey Bro couldn't invite me.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Then we're gonna have a fucking salmon bro. Or you're
gonna make fucking Tomlin made a turkey. No, no, no, man,
bring the turkey, bring the hand. Don't even bite me.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Do you like okay? Do you like traditional? I don't
like those little untraditional thingsgiving? So you like traditional?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
You like traditional things?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Getting with the turkey?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
So you don't like the like the kind of the
Mexican influencer A little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I've never understood, like a stuff. Why you're throwing it
fucking spaghetti and there, bitch.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Who does that? Dude? Some of them told me that
they put beans and rice on the side with all
their stuffy.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Those are the same people
that try to be funny bringing in tortillas to Hannah.
Take it your tilla, put it on your face, hide
from ice tortilla face.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
No really, I do like a classic Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Same people that get excited when white people say one
Spanish word, your invite to the Karna Sala, or just
fucking another coupy going, oh man, oh ship, we're joking
to forget that. There's fucking bands hiding every word for us.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
But you were not to do it.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
My gardeners, like my cousin. I see a couple of
my family members, send me another copy of video, him going,
but never, I don't see the motherfuckers setting my comedy anywhere.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah yeah, like I said, yeah, send my comedy.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
And then they asked another copyo, how did you learn
that fucking whistle? Then he goes, yeah, man, I grew
up in Silver Lakes that they grew up in Silver
Lake Eco Park. He went to Marshall High and think
he wanted to hurt I even do it somewhere. But
but now, man, he said, during COVID, I was hanging
out with.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
My gardener Lee. Yeah he should have just ended right there. Man.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, give us the give us the props. But now
we're back to being gardener. Motherfucker. I know, yeah, but
everybody was happy, bro, like all the all the fucking Mexicans,
other Mexican Americans. Oh man, he's invited to the cord
of Sada. You're invited to the cord of Sada. One time,
this fucking white dude was singing and read eloquently, and

(18:56):
no doubt about it, they kept the motherfucker was singing
well better read better than anybody in my family, and
my family, better than better than my brother would have
got stabbed. Try to think like that ship at a funeral. Anyways,
So he's invited to a Carna Sada. Bro, there are
liplether fucking inviting so many white people to a Carna
Sada that sooner or later we're gonna start working at Carnersada.

(19:18):
We're gonna end up serving them. That's my that's my
fucking rant, that's my tutorial. Let's move on. We're gonna
answer some fucking phone calls in ten minutes. Stop fucking
calling right now.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Not just kidding, man, it's not even.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
My rat. Man, it's like people just get all the
like I've messed up English all my life. I'm probably
messing up English right now. Nobody inviting me to their
picnic right now. Nobody get excited that I'm speaking English.
No white person is excited that I'm speaking English right
now and inviting me to their fucking cookout. There's no

(19:57):
white person in America right now listen into me talk
English their language and saying you're invited to our house
to eat fucking banana sandwiches with fucking miracle whip on them.
Because you know why, because they don't get excited like that.
White people don't get excited like that the way Michigan
Americans get excited for ship like that. Some people mass

(20:22):
like they see five Japanese guys dressed up like mariachi outfits,
they're invited.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
To the.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah no, no, oh for real, man.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Like, come on people, man, you give it too many
invitations to people to the carnal sada. Who fucking what
are the colored people who wear army clothes but they
didn't go to war?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Stolen dollar man?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, anyways, nobody cans you problems because I know all,
like I know a lot about friends.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
You nobody how many times I sucked up cheese in
my life and said cheese and nobody tapping on shoulder
and said Philippe were white, and you're invited to a
go cart party.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
And you're inviting to you're right into YACHTI no, man.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
They send me to the back. I thought they fucking
idiot work in the warehouse.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
What are they doing? Cash cheering? Do? That invitation is
too easy?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Bro, That invitation to the carnas is too easy. Bro,
We're gonna start like we really checking the people's backgrounds. Man,
many people, Bro, we start varying people. Man, we don't fucking.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Fire party boys in if you can do the triple
indy dude, you're invited, Bro. Something there's something special, dude.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I think man, Sada, if you have a gonna know
that you eat sardines out of a can with a tortilla. Bro,
not too many.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's a survival topic the bro.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
But when is just taking everybody?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Bro? When happened to taking air?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Have you noticed on TikTok those pizas that were construction,
they're not posting their food no more in their lunch.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I used to live watching those you liketchot it looks real?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Remember the videos?

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, The fucking white dude would ask Pion, what did
you prefer lunch memo, and I have like a fucking
what's a full coffee mug full of manoodle inside of it?
And then he'll have fucking fight for teas and a cooker.
He'll have fucking Hawaiian punch, fucking red bull everything.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
They have another guy. You do can't look at thrice
a pack up for hitters, Bro, with fucking cheese on
the side. His wife got up, had four thirty and
ship and get the gonna what did you bring? Fucking
fucking Ryan and they have the white dude and I
feel embarrassed, Bro, that whother sneaker bar and a rebel.

(22:50):
I brought an appetite, you know what, Bro, His wife wrote,
But my wife wrote me a note, motherfuckers. I love you, Ryan.
Those fucking pion they didn't get no note.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, but I love the note.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
My wife sometimes when I go out of town, she
makes me a lunch and she writes a note and
I get happy.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
One time I got a sangwich with no note. I
didn't need to sandwich.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Bro. I thought I was poisoned. Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
So anyways, that lady gets up at four in the morning,
Bro and makes launch and pacito right here. Bro, they
live in an r V.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
BRO. But how come they just don't get up?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
How come they don't make the food at night before
that instead of ear?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's my question?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Why the area?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I think I think that that. I think that lady
changed her clock to four am and put four am
just for TikTok. And that guy that runs in the
morning at four am, he put it running at seven pm, Bro,
and just four am.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Who influenza? Bro, we're in a studio. You don't think
during the studio. And also that guy those people were
who are eating fucking those Asian guys that look like
our enge and you're together.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
They're buying lobsters in a boat.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Mark ben Mak brags.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I saw this Chinese influenza representation show. They show them
motherfucking the chunks, the one that eats a crab like eve,
throwing in half a live octopus in there now steaming water.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
All the comments, Oh man, he don't kill it first.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, it doesn't taste good like that. You wanted to
move inside of you, Bro.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You don't want to kill the the fucking octopus because
then that purple ship plies out there. You want that
purple shaped cook.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
It becomes like how they cook. People eat the ink.
I've had ink before. Really, it's here. Remember that stuff
back in the day that they used to put on wounds.
It was purple. Yeah, and then dogs too, bro, and
they would cut their ears.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
They banned that ship.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Bro, Yeah, they really what you're getting cancer or what?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I don't know, but they We looked it up the
other day.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Because that would dude, you would get cut with the knife.
You wouldn't have to get stitches. You just put it
on there, right, you got a fucked up scar. But
you'd surprise that ship.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
It was like the light red one and also the
purple and that's the ship they used to Vietnam.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
HUFFU has mercury, masaw maro saw was mercury. That makes
sense because that's toxic. But you heal quick, bro.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
But then let that medicine. People will put in their
mouth and say that's the purple medicine.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Not oh they put it in their mouth because you
hold me in your mouth or herpes or something that.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, dude, that was like beyond siphless. Huh no.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, that's when aids first came out.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like a rod table and Thanksgiving like like they're too old,
but they do have a hickey and ship oh yeah,
or a cold sore, a cold sore.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hickeys are crazy, Like what like what's the what's the
perfect cut off age for a hickey, Like.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Like twenty two, bro, Yeah right, you can't be happy your.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Girlfriend eighteen or nineteen? You cut it off right there?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Man, Yeah, that's like, Hey, how about food back in
the day, trying to use turtlenecks to cover up but
hickey up. There's this one kid in high school.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
He had hickeys on his shoulder, but we could he
was he was a fat guy, but you could tell.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
He gave us where then was.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
And he said, he said, you should tell my girlfriend
goes to another high school, Like you gave yourself hickeys
on the shoulder, bro, because that style. And after that
we started giving ourselves hickeys on her shoulders. Look we
have girlfriends to another high schools, bro.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
He cried out, start the trend again, and you got mad.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I must say, yeah, yeah it was, I was in
high school.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
She got mad. What she say, She's like, yes, yes
it is. But then people put there techniques to take
up hickeys.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
The cat for the for the chaps, chaps that you
have twist that ship boonful.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
It does work because you you what's.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
In the blood in you?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Uh make or you take off the bloodless dryer? How
about the spoon, Yeah, you put the in the freezer?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Ship? What the funks you're making mad hic at a
Taylor swim concert?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Bro? What the fucking around? Damn? Who give that pell
on a hay bro forty? Who the fuck is? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Man, have a big interview tomorrow, funk all that dude?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
What the fuck dude? You tell the person that gave
him Hickey was missing the tooth, bro? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
How about people that had no neck with that with
Hickey's bro, Yeah it was skin tags and ship.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, how about a black neck like you can see
the Hickey like Cochino from from the starting Gate. The
comedian was his name.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Bro, you.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Can't truckfo because he has no neck? Bro?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
That food Let the star half from SpongeBob.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Patrick Patrick start here.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
He didn't that rent riots twenty bucks on his Harley
or fifty? Oh yeah? Corcino, Yeah he did.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Coccino was a guy worked like a swindler, Bro, hustler hustler.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I introduced me to him.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's funny, man, because you've done the Shells before. Has
the same merge.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Cochino Cochina, it was like the Cocino.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, it's like I saw I'm both at the Sunset room. Bro,
I was.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I think I was drinking instead the Battle of the Front.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Every time somebody talked to me, to his whole body
because he can't turn his neck.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And they were, who's this where this is Chino Cocchino
style ware?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Okay, yeah, look up Cochino comedian, Corchino comedian.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
No neck, bro, images, No, you don't have to put
in no neck.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
There is oh there is there is smaller bro.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh my god, he looks like.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
He looks like, whoa look at it looks like that's's dance.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
From Long Beach, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you at that room,
that pizza room.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
He actually the starting getting Alaminos is pretty good, dude.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
He took up the room.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
That the liquid Lounge, the Liquid Lounge.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I don't know the real name, but I had a
room and and Long Beach called the Liquid Lounge.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
There is the dance Oh really.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, list list to the dancing man. Sit back on
you too.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
You're gonna close this name.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, Man, that was weird that. It's like it's like
footloose at that place. You can't dance. You gotta have
a dancing lances. Really, but the DJ was jamming bro
this who had a room also over there and.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Twenty nine palms.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
No, it was like farther riverside. Man, he has a
really yeah he Sperria that area. Yeah, that's yeah, man.
And I remember, man, like I got loaded, dude, Dude,
I did a show when that I went to somebody's house.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
You party.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
After we went to somebody's house man to party and
I was drunk dog, but one of the cakes where
he was a basting kidnapped me. Bro, I have it
right back to right back and fucking fucking Eric Blake
take off to a car.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I rode with him. I think I was stuck there, Bro,
that's that's far too to be stuy. Yeah, no, riding
with no uber bro. Even I did a show with those,
but it wasn't barstow f Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I was trying not to spend no money, bro, and
I said, man, I'm not gonna work with him again.
And the next gig it was another far one Louise,
but you want to pick me up?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
He paid me with that CD. Hey that food so
has that'll be a collectors at him. Doug that said,
I used to work at the But you want to
go my friends down there? Let's gold there you be
you went to that one? Oh my god, mean Postal
Strip club. There was like like like they all look nasty. Bro.
They all look like my am, bro.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Bro, all these chicks, all of them, they were hot,
their legs looked like cheeches legs and up and small
and wearing a pink outfit.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Bro. They all looked like they were like exposed to
like hardcore chemicals or something like they live next to
like refinery matter, Sharet Noble or something. They look like
ship something happened Harry, Harry has legs right sex traffic
from Russia? He Bro, what's up? Food?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
You got shows coming up? Bro?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Uh, Tomorrow we're gonna be at No No the day. Yeah,
I mean on Friday, we're gonna be at a what's
it called Palm Springs.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Bro, We're gonna be.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Then after that, I'm doing a spot at the comedy
club in Palm Springs. I'm gonna go it starts like
a after the shore after the show. Yeah, its like
a ten or something. It's it's around there, bro. It's
called they the Rock Gallery or something like that. It's
not too far from there, dude. So this guy was like, hey, dude,
you want to do a spot. You're going to be
out there, like.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, dude, that sober comic runs that room.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I'm not sure, bro, but it's actually his name's awful.
It's called the Rock Comedy Club. And I don't have
I don't have the thing because I haven't posted it.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I know where that is.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I passed. I passed by it. It's like the Rock
Gallery the freeway. It's a little shopping center and throwing
the corner and then you keep going like six more miles.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Rock Gallery, Palm Springs, that's what it's called. Yeah, so
that's gonna be at after the show. The guy people
I couldn't buy the tickets for Phelipe, Come on.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Down, bro, bro.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I don't know, but I don't know, man, but I
think his girlfriend said she knows how to speak Australian accent.
And she said she said, was shower in an hour?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Oh ship dude, Oh yeah, I can't They that comedian name.
He has a lot of one liners. Older guy sober
Richard Wiss, Richard.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Richard Wise, you know the guy the guy that hit
me up is I'll look at it right, Richard Wise,
his old school bro. But he he has the room
right there in that same area, does he really? Yeah,
it's like one of the rooms that like.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Is the guy's name is Alex ps just go back
home with the end of the night. Oh ship.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, they're like it's like his room is like seventy people,
but it's like every once a month or every week.
But he has the right there around the shopping center somewhere.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Almost reminds me.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
He almost reminds me of calling that commedia that like
books shows on the road. What's his name, the guy
that like used to go on the.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Road with the white guy, Chuck Bartail, No, not Chuck
Bartel fucking the guy that will like book shows everywhere.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
And Andy Kerrn.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I don't know who that is, bro, Andy Kerran.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
The is Andy Kerrn. Yeah, Bro, that's a tearstore for
the guy that has like connections to all these rooms.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
You know. On the ninth of December, I'll be at
the Beechwood brewery in a long beach.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Oh yeah, Beechwood Brewery.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Twelve nine, show your Money's worth Not any I.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Forgot, but the Rock Gallery and Palm Springs After It's
been a fun show. Gonna be staying at the hotel
at the casino, dude, can't wait to eat the casino food.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's a very dude.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
They have good food there. Have I been there with
that steakhouse? I don't know, man, but just some some
places are really good food. And and then you're in
you're in fucking Carlton, Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh yeah, they were going on Louville. What did you
eat there? Brother? That was good? And this last one
in Carlton the casino they have some bom Chinese food. Yeah.
I didn't even know. They were just noodles right there
in the buffet.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Oh the buffet. Okay, I thought they had no teakhouse.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Right, they had a restaurant. They had ribbites and stuff.
But uh, what did we getting?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I got the chicken marsalo. I didn't even get a
mistake or another from the restaurant. That was good. Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
They had a will of Fortune machine to play a
bit to play gambling but that's show A five dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Damn five bucks.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I played one of those machines, Bro, lost like forty
sixty bucks, but you came up. Fuck no, But I
don't know how to play those machines. I didn't even know.
It was a waste of time when it was. It
was the one that just have every it just lits up. Yeah,
and then just come down at this and you don't
know what lane it is. Yeah that one, Bro. I

(35:59):
ended up getting seventy a spin that had thirty three games,
So I got thirty three spins. That's a lot, Bro,
get anything of that sixty bucks?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Bro, I lost it back back in there. It's not bad.
Put it back in there. I like.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I like casino shows, man, I like I like.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's why I like. I like doing that show.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I fucking the Lave Factory in Reno because you're there
for like like five days, Bro, and you get free
food that Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Oh you did that?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Then fact then like three times your headline.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
No, I was featuring.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
But what I did the last show with a Homer
before he died fucking the Angel south A Yeah yeah,
but do they give you true sorry, they give three
hundred bucks worth of fucking food food week for the
whole week.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Bro, and they do what bro, fucking it's what did
you spend it on that Chinese You were there five days,
so they gave you fifty bucks a day.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, but dude, it's not even expensive there because like
I did be going to that Chinese restaurant that's opened
like twenty four hours on top, and it's like I
get the giosas, like they have so much good ship,
living like a king.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
You're talking about a Chinese restaurant where you have to walk,
you want, you have to take two steps down to
the next restaurant. Yeah, yeah, only two steps right, and
Italian restaurant Yeah, and that has the best bat time
in the white world.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
It doesn't.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
It's right next to uh yeah, it's right next to
going Ramsay's restaurant, the fucking Fish and Chips place.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
That that what hotel is that server Silver Legacy? I
love that fucking bro.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh that's the one that had they have a cafe also, yes,
yeah cakes, bro.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I had my first time having a It was a
Bogogi burger. Bro, a bugogi fucking like Korean.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, did you go to that place and Reno that
the advertised the dirtiest cheese burger, the dirty Burger.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
No, dude, that would give me diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
And there's a sign that that says onered percent of
vegetarians don't eat here. Yeah, do you know what's time about?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
No, it's a dive bar.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
You're going.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
It's like when you go in to that place, the
dirty Burger, the dirty rocksing Burger. When you go in,
it's a bar, like a CD bar, like where everybody's
like where you walk up to the bar, t and
I've been looking for this guy. I've never seen that
fucker in my life. Then your grandmother's shirt and you
give him twenty bucks. He's sitting a burger next door.

(38:29):
So when you go into the front, it's a bar.
But then you open the door and it's a Hamburger place.
But if you go in through the alley, it's a
Hamburger place, but it's a bar on the other side,
and that burger is fucking juicy. Bro Like, if I
if I were to eat meat, I would fuck that up.
It's real fucking fat yea.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
They say it's bomb as fucked though, because the Legacy
casino is connected to like so many other casinos because
it's like.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
What's up, Gregory Riley? What's so fool? Greg Ree? What
a big dog? I saw Young Beaves comedy.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I can't hear him what's.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Up?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
So hear me? Yeah, man, what a big dog? How
are you living?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
I'm doing well? Man.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
Man, you can shout out in the opportunity to give you.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
A call San Diego in the house, happen Thanksgiving man.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Happy Turkey. There, Bro.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Coming down a salon a beach here.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
That's right, shout out to me what they he knows
my days better than me. I'm going to Solana Beach
with Fortune fimester O, Brad Williams and I don't know
who else, but I'll be there.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
It's pretty cool venue, so I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's gonna be like a quick set. We're all doing
fifteen minutes. Where is it at at the Solana or Solano?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Bro on the beach? Rump, damn dude, San Diego.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, dude, over the pels, cash and a little TV
right away.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
That knows how me make it happen. Teachers ship Bro.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, the good food man and they have a bunch
of good vegan food out there too. They never tell
you guys.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
When Willie Barsona and I got into a fight in
San Diego.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Helping out that uh the gay dude, we beat up
that dude. Those two dudes, bro, My fingers were broken.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
So like so a guy was trying to gay bash somebody.
Guys helped out a gay guy.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
They were gay bashed. They were like, yeah, man, I
forgot what's your problem? Boom because you're like man, boom And.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Then you guys are like, fuck you guys, like what doing.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
We're just two guys. They were young, bro. You know
how people are when you're young. You just chomp into
a fight where they got nothing to do with you.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Justice be served.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Those boys got it too.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh yeah where and last year down down San Diego,
George Perez and and Willie or Edwin.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Yeah inside that getty.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And one time I was fighting too.

Speaker 8 (41:18):
Yeah Logan down Logan. They got rowdy.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I gotta go, how is everyone punching?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
He bit somebody though.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Edward was punching somebody.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Yeah, ship broke out.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Later in the show, Willie got up there like a
tall boy. Adam and one up at Georgia got real
little rowdy.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
But anyway, happy things have.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Been given man, nothing but hay makers.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Thank you for that information. Will he threw U a beer? Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
However he did him throw a beer? That's fool.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
No, Willy wouldn't throw up your ever because he needs
to drink it. You know, he would have waste beer.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
How old is he sixty six throwing beers?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I don't know what he's got that? Uh, he's he's
like Ric Flair, Bro, whoo.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Flaire, Bro, it's more like fucking oh that guy he
looked more like that guy from Channel seven news.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Bro. Age is just the number the weather.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Guy, Bro, that got the Grande Joe Grande, Bro Richosan
look looking at ABC News, Joe Grande. Look what weather man.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Dallas Rains call us right now? Guys, Johnny Mountain, I
gotta go black like Joe Grande, I gotta go keep
you real quick, Bro, that's a fake Jean fifty two.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Bro, what is that full name of of ABC News news?
Guy had black hair? Black ass hair?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Fuck? No, say way. The only one that comes to
mine is John Mountains or put up Dallas rains Man,
Dallas Rains, Johnny Mountain, put.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Up Dallas Rains right now, names put out there right there.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
If your turkey doesn't look like that, it ain't done it.
If your turkey does not look like this motherfucker right
here from ABC News, your turkey is not done. All right,
people arrest I was a baby dog that who've been
around forever. But I see that went porn me name dude,
Dallas Rains. Stay there, honey, Well we're gonna call here.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
What's up? Hold on? What's up? Suits? Not by that thing? Man?
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Thank you for commenting all these years. I think we
saw you at the show once.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
What's up? Oh yeah, I bet yeah, a couple of
the shows. What's up? What's up? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
What's up for?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Take a shot?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Bro? For Jose his suits? Yeah, went to the restroom.
What's up?

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Chili broo? Those cooking?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah? Man? Hey?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Ude, wait till Friday. That's what happens when get shadow
Man for a year. Bro, you finally get to go
live though, damn you went live now? Yeah? Well they
took it away for a year.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I'm totally all bummed out. And then I put on
a meme and they gave me thirty more days. You
know I'm done, dude. So I was thinking about this
is my idea to get a Patreon going just for
those sick ass memes, dude, because they bust you for
anything now. And I think it was like, it's a hater,
it's fucking a dog, musk.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
That's where.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Both what did you? Funny ass ones?

Speaker 7 (44:40):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Goodass ones? Oh that fool that needs ro metal so
big dog so that called me, Hey.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Dog, he looks good. I'm gonna throw a helmaker.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
He's a boss. Bro?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Is that the is that the weather?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Your turkey?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Don't like this guy?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
It ain't done right. It's like if you have a
fucking turkey doesn't look like that. What's his name Rometto,
Danny Rometto, Daniel Rometo. Bro, Yeah that sounds today, Bro.
That food were looking like Andrew Fernandez.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
The imost that follow what the demon? Way?

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Who has blacker hair?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Daniel Rometto or shit is dark brown?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Rodrigo. Bro right now now bro, Danny Romero?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Bro? Nobody does he like Guliani? Bro? Yeah, right now,
I'm testing out the browns. Bro, testing out the browns
because if I go yeah, no, because if I go black,
I'll look like Paul Bear.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Bro Kipper is here.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
We're gonna bring back amnesty in nineteen eighty six, twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Your hair is brown? Yeah, because I have I have
a little.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Is your hair dark brown?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Or I wish? Bro?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
It's fucking right now, Bro, it's fucking charcoal.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
If you do a fly, what's your natural hair color?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Mans? Charcoal? Black on black? Really black like him?

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
No? Brown brown?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I feel like mine is when you when when I'm
in the sun, it's like dark blue.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Superman has black hair. But you can see that it
looks different. It's not brown.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Is black?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
My idea says black?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Somebody says it's naturally said John from what would you do?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
What's black hair?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Susan, hold here.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
What up? Little?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
I'm gonna go to the to the Greek Show in.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Bring ten people, Bro, Greek Show. Bro bring a gyro homie. Yeah, Bro.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Also, man, you see Jack, anybody that's having bootleg merch society,
that'll be bad.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I think they do, Bro. They did it at the
Dog at the Peacock.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I had about a bad cuckoo bootleg shire.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Bro, did you really?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Because they weren't even selling sweaters inside it just said
cuckoo and then got that phone a low rider, bro,
fucking forty bucks.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Have a good idea, though, dude, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, lack my own ship out there, bro, you should
you should just have people out there, like, just hire
people like do you sell your like your bootleg ship? Well,
so South, what are you doing for Thanksgiving food?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Go to my sister's house and then go to my
double love?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Oh you you're doubled up over Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
You know about you. I'm going to I'm gonna go
to my parents' house, never ready to go to the
mouse's house after, and you fool.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I'm gonna try to go so first it's always uh
what's it called the Filipino Thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
It's spaghetti, huh.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Spaghetti fucking turkey.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Then go to my go to my dad's in South Kate,
then go to my mom's. You know, so try Basically,
I'm trying to stock up for the whole week, you know,
just get a whole bunch of left.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Words replaced.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
By that thank you man for calling all cool?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Likewise, brother, chocolate milk.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
It's I've never been to two houses, bro? Oh, actually
I did, I did?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I did I did?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I want to Mando's house last, And it was better.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Really, like the best with the best macaroni, No.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Bro, macaroniyy. I didn't like macaroni and cheese back then.
And they had ham that tastes like candy, Bro, what
like lays as fuck glades as fun?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Was that honeybea cam? Yeah? They made forget about it, bro, like.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Basically orange chicken fucking glaze.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
You know what it is? It was good, Bro.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
And then and then I wanted to open the Christmas
presents already.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
It was already with one hand or.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
No, Bro, they have good ass ham. Bro, it was delicious.
That's the best ham I ever had. Actually, you ever
have pork? You ever had the red pork from fucking Chinese?
Chinese Chinese? Oh my Bro, I will compare to that.
How good it was?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Really?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
See the homie your mother dog? Like, I would like,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Man? They say, ham? Really it is like candy, Yeah,
because if you get the crust, it's like a candy
apple kind of because you take a bite some night
at the meet Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Attle Tyson a little food following him around.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
They died after that? Come on, had that beaties, Bro,
there's a picture there there you. Yeah, I want to
try duck for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
You I'm gonna cast somebody back, colorful, see what happens?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Roder' gonna made You made a You defried a turkey
one time, right, or like you put inside the that's dangerous, right.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
The turkey cannot be frozen and can't have any moisture,
and you gotta like make sure it's pretty dry and
then you drop it in there, because then you have
those explodes. Father harmon right here, father father, hemmy moons
over here you go.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Bro plumbing shout out to plumbing Paloma.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (50:03):
This is Nathan?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Nathan?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
You're under plumbing Palo Ma?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Palamar?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Palomar?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
What's your business? Palo Man? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh ship dude, you said, big dog, how are you living?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Palomar Plumbing man?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
For all your needs? You got good reviews too, North County.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
I'm just twenty minutes from Salona Beach.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
He got good reviews. Bro. What he does? Bro, it's
really it's really good.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Hell yeah Bro, No, no, Mickey Mouns are here, bro
st j Rod Bro. He doesn't really work.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
One case is an arbitration right now.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Are here dreaking white Russian?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I wish, bro, it's something made with soy milk.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Bro, That's why I broke down that it was all
my milk.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
I'm getting funked up guys as we speak.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, what what's in it?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I did it the unconventional way. I put vodka.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
He did with rum, spice with whiskey.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Whiskey, Captain Morgan? Is that spice rum?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah, which comes from like like back in the day, right,
like the Pirates?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Actually, Bro, the.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Glasses you were drink though?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
You ever drink that? That a nun from? Yeah, well
is a kid trying to just taste it and be gross?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
No one has milk and said already huh yeahject gross.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
What do you guys drink from Thanksgiving? Man Palomar?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
So?

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Uh, you gotta be in Tolana Beach?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yes, I am bro. What's the date? Anybody knows?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
The date?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Where's the guy? The date? He knows the date? Huh?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
December eighth, Bro, December eight? Everyone being Solana Beach one
night or with three other comedians is not a full set.
I'll be doing like maybe fifteen or twenty minutes and
then I'm out. Maybe I'm out, like out, like fucking out,
like a bunch of Escobar's battery in his car.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Bro, right on right, Thank you for calling. Bro.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
I've been Thanksgiving, Bro. Gabble, gabble, Hold Bro later, Bro.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Is that or what bedlin?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
What again? Is grateful for?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
What are you fucking me?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I'm trying to get im trying to get in the
hooking spirit.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I'm grateful Bro, to be a live Bro, to be
in a relationship, and to be healthy, to fucking finally
took a house check. I'm grateful that took out my teeth.
They're they're they're fucking they're not loose.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
So that's good. Hell yeah, dude, Yeah man, that's good, dude.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Grateful for three podcasts, keep me busy, keep me thinking
about drugs and wondering off.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
You're a busy guy, and it's good, dude. Like you're
constantly on the run, Bro.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I do the three podcasts and then I do the
acting class on Tuesday with shout out to them and
eating salmon on.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Thanksgiving, and and you're you're on the road every week
every week.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
And also I have to watch like four movies Bro,
for do you even binge and I gotta watch fucking
almost like ten documentaries on a subject because I don't
want to read the book, like butch and you have
no time.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
You have no time to be sad.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
No time, bro, there you go, no time for anxiety.
But you know, but there's the world of the way.
What's up? Cool podcast? Shout out to the Filipino girl
right here? You got these spaghetti right for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
You do?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
It's a mixture. They have a bunch of things because
everybody brings different things.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
There's a it's not Spaghetti's punt said, that's it's it's
basically it's like a spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
But his punt said, it's good.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
And then they have a they have everything. Bro, it's
fucking in. It's bomb bro. For Fox.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
What are you grateful for?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I'm grateful for hanging out with the homies right here?
Yeah man, doing comedy as a living, you know, like
thank God, you know, family, uh love and uh dogs and.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Yeah, also shout out to my dogs. What are you
grateful for?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Grateful for my friends, grateful for my family, and grateful
that I have something to do every day, work and
make money and stay busy. Yeah man. And also honk.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I'm grateful for Hong Kong to.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Me, too grateful for you to go over there and
make a deposit.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
But you know, throw some dollars out there for those women.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Donate, you know, because they need to be thankful to.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Shout out to all the women that look at me
and go without even judging me and want to take
me upstairs.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I'm thankful for all the look at me and go.
I redystoryed it. Some guys get rejected, brok.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
People get you can get reach.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
They don't take everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Dude, Damn, even though even I don't get think of
me even away.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
You didn't hear the story that was in here.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
We go, bro, hold on name, it's ugly, bro, what's
up Margarite Herrera?

Speaker 5 (55:15):
What dude is that?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I'm one?

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Yeah? What's up?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Hey? Bro? You gotta have you gotta have your wrong
pay for a phone.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Bill, bro, I paid for the phone. I plaid for
the phone.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
That would be too.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I remember, like, uh, the lady, so because I've had
the same phone number since high school, so it's it's
under my name. So if I get I'll trying to
head on a girl one time and then I called
her and said if I caught him in Maria and
Avidez And she's like, what the what?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
What?

Speaker 5 (55:48):
I how to add lines to my phone? And now
it's on her name.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Same here I pay for my I pay for my
phone bill, but it's under my aunt's name.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
You look a reverse mortgage.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Yeah, she wanted her flip phone because she had an
Obama and that ship with just garbage phone.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
You gotta get on the phone, bro.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
That phone, that phone that was given back then. What
kind of how did they look like, like like the
ones that the Obama phone, like like roll a little flip.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Phone, like like the ones that Metro PCs has, like
the basics like just touch phone.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Like Leverry Bubble BlackBerry.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
It's basically without the ring with the.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Clip phone. It was like a touch phone. But they
weren't just trashed mm like you could only call people
and it's just nothing. Just had that just phone calls without.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
The bells and whistles. It was just very simple.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like the ones they give us
the like subway.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Station, bro.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Burner, when I was in I don't know where I was,
we had just.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Thin probably could call like cap fencing on when you
get them.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
We were in in the East Coast.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
We're we're in downtown and we're in like the real
against bad area, and this white dude came out to
us and you want a cell phone? And all we
had to do was we had to do it was
a scam, but they really give you a cell phone.
But they were gonna they wanted our social Security number
to charge the state some something bro for that phone

(57:22):
so they could get paid for that phone they.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Did give away, because it has to be like at
least some kind of like so.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
That must have been like a state run phone or something.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Because they do that. I see them in front of
like Walmarts with a little Yeah, they're a skid row
all the time. Yeah, Walmart scam or well, they need
that social that way they can get their credit that
they moved it on and they get paid.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
They get government it's like government funded.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, it's like it's like it's like they sign up
for a temporary disability check to get that phone.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Some something of that nature. It's a it's government assistance
in a way.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Okay, yeah man, look yeah, but that's just sketchy. Give
me your social people like that, give.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
A fake one oh yeah, Brot's Corporation before I get
them company, man, So what do you do for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Turkey?

Speaker 5 (58:06):
And then probably and Friday Friday? Friday, the turkey is
probably only gonna make it till the afternoon Friday. We're
gonna suck it up on Thursday. Turkey, meshed, potatoes, vegetables,
corn on its own, you.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Co leaders that one.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
It's cold here in the valley right now, so Trump
hooking it.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Up, that's what you're gonna make Trump buper.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Now is your family one of those family and your
family one of those families has a little a little
bowl full of all of pages ready to for the Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
No, no, no us, bro us.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
We had a fucking a little jar like a little
bowl full of halapenos. Bro Ready b yeah, bro, the
the fucking juicy one, the pickled one.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Those are cool, bro, I like pickles.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
We had a big bowl, bro, like a big bowl
of halapenos on a table. Broo, turkey was we always
had hanger like my family always had halapennos and every meal.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Mean spaghetti squeeze that hapen U probably, but we never
had it like I never had it.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
We had it broad Bro that one puts on everything.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Yeah, when I was a kid, was chili on the table.
But like my parents got older and then we moved
out with my kids and her mom, we just didn't
eat chili.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Like that week we like Bro, we to for a
dollar for two dollars and they had had a penguin
inside Bro the whole one chatas.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, they're still handlos. I just to get
them when I lived in shop Gate. Yeah, I forgot
the street. I forgot the streetd it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
But it was pioneer the middle school tweet tweety homie,
you bite the hall peg on the top and then
put the halapeno juice on your sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Gaged middle school homie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
He put the fucking them off of the two.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
And when they're all playing chatas, you would.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Have one of those fucking up fake Coca Cola Springfield.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Ice like the ice like the pink or chattas, the
little the little bottles.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I've seen it before. I've never had I know we're
talking about, Bro. They came in white and then pink
in the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
The little bottles. It has to be like a little bottles.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Chop from milk. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Yeah that right there, that's the one pro chato, Bro,
a bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That's a throw.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Homeie, the given your pistle bismo Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Yeah, bro drinking yogurt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Now, man, you gotta get a little twenty hours bottle
of strawberry quick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Damn you hate that with a carro cake, Bro, like
a fucking homie.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
The donor shops, the donor shop, the good ones. The
one down the street has one that has a chocolate
strawberry regular milk.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Hey, there's food in the metal one. Gotta drink milk
cow hell yeah on that, not on everything, every now
and again with something I can't like eat cake without milk,
but you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Know it with milk, right, No, No, I tell you
that it would rhythm milk fish sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
No, that's right there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Bro. I worked for a guy pizza. Yeah, yeah, I
used to work with a guy. He paid me so
I would tolerated. He said, I work for a dude.
That we would go when he had it delivered and
gate it at home. He would have a big ass clots.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Of milk with his pizza is at Lisa's Daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
That's just maybe he was Maybe he was just lighting
his stomach because he looks later or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It's a mad strategy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
That is, he was already getting ready for time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah, Lisa, eat some pizza milk with spaghetti cold spaghetti, no,
like like that's a milk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah, but and and then, But those are the difference
between us eating tacos and chat. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I usually eat that left over spaghetti bro with fucking
cut up three three panes in there, Bro and carriage
and then put like two two outside of gee the microwave,
Damn Bro, like it was a big glass of chocolate
milk and garlic flower to Ti, I.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
That's how you're gonna do a thousand birdies after. It's
not like some prison ship like like I'm in jail
or something that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Browing now, big old fucking spaghetti sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Thrown everywhere from from somewha.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
They're all foods. They eat a spaghetti sandwiches, crazy brow
from somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
So you know, man, you know when like when you
eat you watch food or pies on television, you know
it looks good. But what time I saw Yeah, I
saw the movie bro and that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
That look good. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I don't get a fun Bro when somebody eats hot
dogs and they use the bund and never looks good
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
The bathroom start sorting like it's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Like I saw a movie where we said the Fernandes
or somebody they ate like four. They cut up three
hot dogs and made like a hot dog sandwich. Yeah, Bro,
another version, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Shut out the vale to be left on a way?

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Eating hot dog sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah, dude, he sucking cut up the fucking wencks within half.
He had like three of them. He made it in
a regular bread with ketchup and he was making now
for lunch. Bro, and a like dog. Tolerate a tortilla
over a hot dog, a floor to tea erupted and
a hot dog? But fucking sandwich bread, Bro, and a
hot dog?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Fuck that, Bro? I just feel poor eating like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Bro, that's tortilla, have no problem, but like somebody give
me a hot dog? Was fucking regular bread?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
No, that's the word. Never remember Winters had that polish
sandwich where they were cutting all your sighte of pickle
in there. But I think that was on like rye bread.
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
It wasn't like you know what saw my cousin's calling
here militia, he man is what's up? Fool everybody with
burning phones here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Bro, nobody wants to get busted off. Scared. Bro, they
get ready for the site trick on Thanksgiving. Huh, they
don't say that name out loud. Hope me pretty much,
I name the pretty much child pretty call him with
his daughter's phone and ship my baby's moms still haunting me, Bro,

(01:05:43):
They're gonna hunt everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Fucking escape.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
But you just fucking blew up now, he's all yo,
Pa Man, salute man from NYC. I just wanted to
your show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Love.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
I got mad love you man. I'm a nineteen seventy
six are like you. Hell yeah, I get all your
references when you be saying ship and everything. You know
what I mean? Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I'm coming to I'm coming to the New York Comedy
Club in Stanford.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
Oh that's in That's that's Connecticut, Connecticut. Yeah, okay, all right,
all right, maybe I'll try to slide.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Oh but.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Hell yeah, Bro, I can ask you a question, man, Yeah,
what time do you do your family start Thanksgiving dinner
early like fucking like white people fucking two, or let's
just start that night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
It has to be, it has to be.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
It is they tell everybody to get there early and
that ship. Every everybody's always late with ship. The Turkey
ain't ready.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
Now my brother wants to be fucking you know quote
on blue So you know what I mean, Turkey and everything,
so everything gotta be perfect, and then they want everything
to be you know, we Puerto Ricans, so we we
you know, there's lasagna, there's fucking of course the turkey

(01:07:09):
that I don't and uh, I mean potato salad, but
not not the blanquito away with those raisins and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
They go, you know, so good.

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
I don't eat pork, but they don't have the toy.
And of course Coquito and ship like that. You know,
we drink coquito during the winter.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
We had the Puerto Rican.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yeah, what's inside of coquito? What's inside of coquito for
the people that don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
In from the same po.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Rum rum and different type of coconut, you know, the
funation milk, you know, coconut milk, the all type of ship,
all the Goya products and one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Products and one ship. Yeah yeah, you make that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Night and foray and boom and next thing, you know,
after two cups, your uncle won't shut up. Somebody's taking
too long in the bathroom, blowing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Sniffing their car keys, holdie, and the fucking your home
has been.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Uh, when you were a little kid having celebrate Thanksgiving,
do you remember a time where like, man, when you said, man,
there's some drama here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Uh not not drama.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
We used to be a turn up. It used to
be a party. And you're a kid, you don't realize
that everybody was flying high. But you know we we
over here. There will be south Ip playing, or would
be like some earth wind and fire, some fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
In the gang.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
And then you know, and then it just progressed into whatever.
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, oh no, no no,
And then my uncles would get the moroccas out and
the fucking guitar, and yeah, they take it back. They
start singing the Spanish ship. You know, I'm new Yorrekan,

(01:09:23):
so my ship is Fanglish language.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I know, like here, I know some people do it,
but did you guys have that that fucking they call
him mudball where the old buddies get together and they
play a little football game or something.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, we used to play football, stickball. You know,
you get the bats and the gloves and go to
the park. The park across the street from me is
where they film Wild Style, where E P. M D films,
you know, head Banga and Crosso and rock Kin film
in the ghetto over here, and you know, I mean

(01:10:01):
it countless like hip hop history over here in my hood.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
That's crazy, bro. Because second, as soon enough.

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
As my boys, I heard you mentioned at Steve on before.
That's my homide. Yeah, you know, rest in peace, Gangster rids.
You know, I spent a lot of time on the
West Coast.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Hell yeah, because me and I butsch on our one
of our this week, it comes on in two weeks.
We did a subject on our era, Bro. We did
a subject on the The Bronx is Burning Bro nineteen
seventy nineteen seventy two to nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
That's so what that's the history of food.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Yeah, we talked about We're gonna talk about the fucking
Bronx burning, Bro and how it looked like we said
that it was like Hiroshima bomba there, but it was
like it blew. It took ten years to blow up, damn.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Yeah, very very controversial. You know, real estate shit you
know they used to go over there. I'm gonna tell
you some insights. Yeah, my baby mother's father, he was
a sick of kid, you know, Briqua gang member and
all of that, because I grew up in the eraware
with cruise. Over here, it wasn't gangs. It was cruise
and and blocks and ship like that. But in his

(01:11:14):
era there was gangs like warriors.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Guards and ship like that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
Yeah yeah, you know, and where everybody had to get
initiated a certain way all that ship. So the Hojolios
used to go and pay the money to burn the
buildings down. They used to to you know, to do
the fires. They're give them like five gees and and
my my father in law was telling me that they

(01:11:39):
got so good they knew how to control the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Fire damn certain sections of the building.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
That's how yeah, yeah, that's how some Puerto Ricans got
some of the buildings early on. They they like renovated
them themselves. The young lord, you know, they were part
of like with the Black Panthers. They had chatters here
and Cago, like the Puerto Rican Black Panthers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, and the Jewish people with the landlords.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they still are. You know, it's
always been a controversial to get the to get the body,
you know, out because we like, we like you know,
that's why I relate, like with with the solo cultures
and I the Rossie always embraced me and I relate
because it's like, you know, we we like American. We Spanish,

(01:12:30):
but we like real American. It's like, you know what
I'm saying. So they don't really be you know, they
feel they show love to us on the surface because
we helped create culture like graffiti and hip hop and
all that shit. Puerto Rican has been a part of that.
That's that fucking Gobo in the mix. That's that that
that you know, that Sofrito in there, that makes that

(01:12:50):
ship taste good for the world. Yeah, but they don't.
But they don't like the people. You know what I'm saying.
They like that that Jordan Condunt the basketball, but they
don't like him, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Hell yeah, bro, they're in the middle of little Italy.
We shut the middle man who didn't do little.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Little We shut. We shut the middle middle man who
didn't do.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Stood real slope here too, pumped up here, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I know New York Puerto Ricans. But that was my homie. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Hell yeah, yeah, man, So listen, respect, I don't want
to hold you. You know, thank you for the love.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Hey, I love you, bro. Given when you're at.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Yeah on New York City, Lower east Side.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Lower east Side, Bro, I stood, we stood were I
was staying. We stood in a little Lower east Side
that the last time we were there, we were right
there by that on that street where that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
Fun Houston, Houston Alan.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
De Lancey Street, Delane Street.

Speaker 7 (01:13:54):
Of course that's remember day in the day and you
still have as all the Lens.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Street we run there next to new Mike Tyson's medicinal
shop in the corner.

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
Okay, yeah, yeah, no, it's hopping out here right now.
A lot of a lot of people from l A.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
I'll run it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
You know, Alchemist is always out Here's a lot of
people are always you know, back and forth. You know
what I'm saying. When you come through, man, you know,
I'll try to stay connected or I'll send you a
message on the time. I don't know if you your messages.
I haven't been on social media, but I'm planning to
get that going there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
So you know who's you know, who's from the Lower
East Side. What's his name?

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
A poppy Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
He was in my He was in my video, my
first video. I was signed a Loud record man with
Big Fun. I was undersigned Hype right after Eminem What.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Was your rap name?

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
You know I did some ship in the music. I
got songs with Withevery from m Op the Tragedy Kadafi,
like I do Hypop and all of that ship, but
I do other ship right now, working on some other things. Yeah,
somebody somebody that I look to and you, you know
you you inspire me and I aspire. You know when
I see you doing your thing. That's why I had

(01:15:14):
to check you and just salute you because I see,
I know, other people look like they pop in or
they like they live or you know. You know what
I'm saying. But but you got you got that ship.
You talk that ship. You know that everything. I'll be
showing my mom ship. I'd be like, you know, the
ship with the pop tart when you flipped it and
turned into al Fanada.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
I show my moms that ship, you know what I mean?
So you know we we can relate with a lot
of your ship.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Hell yeah, bro, Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Man, thank you for Thanksgiving for.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
Me, Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Thanks for that respect. All right? For the What's on
Full podcast? Hell yea, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Bro? What was that? That's cool? Dude from New York, New.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
York, Little Mine, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Fool? I like New York.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
We have the fat thought that right here wearing a
red jacket, missus Claus, missus claws. We got time for
one more? Oh ship, Michael, what's up? What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
What you're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Michael O day So the big dog, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
We're calling from brouh. I'm living in Utah right now, Bro,
big shout out to white guys lake. Hey, let's get
let's go back to where we have the other Dude,
I've been to houses where Thanksgiving started before five pm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
And after we were done eating, Bro, we sat there
like SAPs. What else you have to what they're watching?

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Boring? At football, bro college, that's a big football day
and Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
No, but it makes sense because people are not go
Black Friday shopping like at well, like at six pm now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
And I was gonna add that the reason why they
do it earlier because it gets dark earlier right around
the time. Yeah, by five it? What's up? Bro? I'll
tell them. Do you guys have Thanksgiving? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
You know like afternoon the White people style? You know
four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
You know four o'clock good? Yeah, when people are when
we my mom's house, nine pm? All late. That's pretty late,
but that's I think that's perfect. Eat it till midnight, bro,
Like you can't if you eat that late, you can't
really sleep because you're super full. Bro, lame farts your
pat How do you lay farts?

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Because I try to hold him?

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
How much for that little trumpet?

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
What do you guys have? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Other in Utah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Bro? You guys, what do you guys eat?

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
No, I'm eating.

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
I'm eating off the food bank and ship because you know,
I just lost my job last week.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
So I got bro. What's your venomill? Bro? Yeah, but
your mother put it up, brot of I.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
Don't got no venmo or nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
But you know, Bro, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Starting in the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Smack your ass. Hit it with the puddle of water. Bro.
How can we give you money?

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Is there a way you give us your pants for
this phone? What's your veno? You know?

Speaker 8 (01:18:20):
I'm just I you know, I don't got none of that.
I've got no I don't do no social media or
nothing like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
I'm old school.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
And my brother angel, Bro, you're out there undercover for
the ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Want to know anonymous?

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Well, why are you some money off the grid?

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Hell? Yeah, many so man Wes Fargo. So you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
I was that white guys last time you were there, Felice,
you kept calling me big Alan Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Oh that's right, what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
I told her, I told you your big al bro. Hey,
who was at that show where I think book told
us away? When I got brought of the gun.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
All the fucking shoot That was like a little bit
after the pandemic, bro, I mean there was a shooting bowl, guy,
Like there was a there's a were you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
At that show, bro, when a couple of years ago. Yeah,
but when you were at that show that we were
rat somebody and lie pointing somebody that got killed my
sister with fetano and they put a gun out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
And after that about that, and but I grabbed a
Felipe like he was a president and like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Take you to the bunker, homie. Kevin cost from the bodyguard.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Yeah, that was crazy. And and then the rest of us,
and the rest of us were like, what about us.
He's like, you're not paying me, You're on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Your own son. That was the That was the I
think when he saw me with when you were throwing out,
throwing up in the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Oh, because it was like the different elevation you have
food poisoning, food poisoning or something.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
It was that was a cold the white guys like,
you know, yeah, did we smoke with you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Did we wish?

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
I wish would have smoked.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Well, brought me you, bro, next time we go to Utah. Bro,
I'll hook you up with a pair of tickets and
we'll smoke out the show.

Speaker 8 (01:20:13):
Nice man, you come stay in my house. We'll smoke
all day long.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
And you know we got in trigged, We got trinkered
like that before.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Bro, you got any snacks, No, I got bang hooked
it up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Hell yeah, bro, yeah, Bro, But you gotta take us.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
You gotta take us to you gotta take us to
where they filmed the Sandlote in Utah, Utah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
It was it was it was in solid He's from
XO ship that wasn't solid. I don't know, and slid like, dude,
that's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
Yeah, got me a tweete fast out, I got me
a cheap house under.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
You know he broke when you were in Venice. Do
you remember that fucking dude they to drive. He's to
ride that low rider long fucking bicycle bike. He was
up and he'll get mad you take a photo with him.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
Oh you talking about Harry Kerry. Harry Terry, Yeah, that
foo were a turbine and everything. That foe get all
pissed off.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Oh yeah, that fool gets if you take a picture
of him, no money, right, Yeah, Harry, Harry Carry, Harry
Terry is the is the guy with Harry with the
cute tip.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Yeah, Harry Carry was.

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
He got a guitar, guitar, roller skates and the turbine
and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
You know, hey, homie, he played the same fucking song
for twenty years.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
Huh all day long, all my fucking day long.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I heard started charging us. We got a little plug
on aybe eyewitness.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Yeah that guy, damn bro Yeah, he was.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
In a couple of movies. He was in a couple
of movies.

Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
He was big time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
You know that fool smell everything smell alone. He's smell
like a blunt. But I'm pretty sure he doesn't smell good.
Weed smells like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
A back woods Yeah, no, like fans.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Okay, how about that little that little he was like
a little Midjia, bro. And he he had like a
one toe and one finger and he's he used to
ride the little skateboard asking for money exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, one leg.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
Yeah, that's right right around that little midget.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
I think that who died.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Yeah. Man, there was a lot of freaks. So back then,
in like the two thousands, dude, Bro, I remember when they.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Closed the freak show there because people were watching them outside.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
For freek Venice Bitch had a freak show back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
My wedding. Yeah, because it wasn't the mid two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Yeah, tell the story, bro. When I was at Venice
Beach on the day after my wedding and I met
a guy who told me that he was a drummer
for the fucking whole surfers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
He taught you how to do the pants or something.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Tell me how to roll out my pants and make
him look like cargo pants scam artists. And he was
you can out of a water bottle. And then when
I posted a photo of him, the real guy say,
fucked that guy ain't me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
So that's kind of like that's like a very obscure reference.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
You say, you're as called a member of the group
because maybe he thought you guys weren't going to look
into it, but he ended up famous.

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
Yeah, because they're not nobody nobody famous and ship. You know,
it's not like saying your suicitle or whatever, you know,
like you ain't nobody famous.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Bro, he was a drummer for Cheap Trick.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
My Homegirl.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Actually she produced she produced a bubbles her first documentary,
like a year ago, don't be lined to let a
kick in?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Check it out, guys documentary Stonio. Remember that ship? You
didn't want to let it? Kick it home?

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
By uh, it's outsetonio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Lad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
That's cool that from San Antonio?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Are they really? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
There's no surfing over there, by the way, I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Know right if I did? So, what does a bullhole
surfer mean?

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
Like you grew up in n you're a skater or
a surfer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
That's pretty much what it is, you know, hitting it
from the back the suicidal's home but whole surfer bro
we bro, Yeah, check out my friend noad Durban She produced.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
It to go to Venice Venice Beach day camp. Bro,
back in the day when a little kid that was
the thing. Yeah, Bro, to pick me up in a
bus and elementary school and take me over her in
a bus, and then the one Asian kid and then
a bunch of black kids and then we all go
on a bus from that when the city had money
dog to spend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
That's awesome, dude. One of the best.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
They When I was in high school there in Venice,
they busting a gang of kids from South Central all
the time and ship just to you know, to mix
up the school and ship, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Yeah, Bro, that's how it was first. That's whe they
started the Venice Shoreline. What I feel like one of
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Crippen really the fools up, bro, who were red during
popping days. You've seen it all blue?

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Line is all blue.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
You guys seen Lords of Dogtown where they show basically
shows a lot of Venice Beach like how was in
the seventies, the whole gang.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
Culture also dif from Santa Monica.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Oh yeah, Dogtown Lords? Yeah? Yeah, what's up, fool.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I hope you have a happy days giving bro. I
hope you have fun talking to us and we had
fun talking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
We love you, We love you to Brother's gonna be
back in Utah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
We're gonna add new dates for the fall of next year.
But I am going back to Utah.

Speaker 8 (01:25:43):
Okay, whenever you're here, Big Als, coming back to see.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
You, right, big al Yeah, baby and funny Mane. When
I went to Venice the first time, there was this
guy who I didn't know showed up and then I
show him the second time, I saw him a mongo now, bro, damn.
And then he showed up the third time with a
bunch of Mongols from from toethnic city. But I saw

(01:26:06):
him go from a regular white dude to this mean,
long hair, fucking Almond brother, you know. And fucking hell yeah, Bro,
I thought it was you, bro who I met over there.

Speaker 8 (01:26:23):
It was Adam Labor and Ship. That fool fucking never
seen that fool ride a motorcycle my life. All of
a sudden, that Pul was a fucking Mongol and Ship,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Yeah, like a lot of my a lot of my
homies that were that were like into like alternative scene,
like punk rock, they ended up being bikers too. Bro,
and a couple of food from lote. Also, what's up food?
Thank you homie for Colin Bro. Yeah yeah, bro, man,
take care of the house. That was fucking Michael Bro

(01:26:55):
shout out to him.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
So that was that's what we said that I was
here and by him to laugh actory, what's up? That's
when he saw the blind guy at the show in Utah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Remember there was a blind guy in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
How about that dude that let me picked up his
leg one time? He had a fake leg.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Oh yeah, dude, you sounds crazy. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I met a guy who was paralyzed. I don't know
how paralyzed he was, but he was on his way
to d C or somewhere to talk to these doctors,
and they were gonna make that food into a robot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Bro, Like even those robotic legs.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
They're gonna get robotic legs to move around.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Like this and like somebody your censors like make it
move right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Your brain's connected to something.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Yeah, he was gonna get like he was gonna move
with leg for the first time, like a robot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Or something so experimental type ship.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Yeah, the Mexican food, bro. But it's like when we
met him play soccer. I'm putting shure the technology just
got it better, way better, because the ship that he
got was like that that shitty RoboCop they fired. Bro,
remember the first of RoboCop that was shitty, but then
they made the real RoboCop with the dude.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
I'll buy that front dollar a little I did.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
If you're a paradise like that food you want to
walk to, even though if the robot you don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
I would just try it. What else you can't walk?
You're just right there sitting there all day?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
I know, Bro, I bet you're a band if if
I would start walking like a robot, motherfucker. Want to
do water activities now all of a sudden people want
to go swimming. Now that I can't go walk and
I can't go swimming, wait till I get my waterproof suit,
get all rusty and get the homie saltwater. You know, bro,

(01:28:34):
if if I had, if I had, if I have
robotic legs body, they'll catch me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
They'll cast me crying somewhere like fucking Chappy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Brow about the coming Choppies, the covering Choppo. Bro oh Man,
Chappy is so sad. Bro that movie at the end,
Mom Daddy oh Man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Because it get him little though even though he's a robot,
it's a little brain, and he evolved and they made
the gangster. Breaks my heart. That's how it happens. Though
he doesn't know any better. They're raising him.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
He's like, you know what, you know what? It makes
you cry because he's basically Pinocchio.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Yeah, he's b's Pinocchio. Hey, but the mom loved him though, Dude,
the mom. That's why we know, even a little robot.
I never cried at the movie Brother in the Plane Wood.
It's a badass movie, Bro, Champie. And then I found
out that those two people were from a bad Dianne
would would Bro, It makes it even better. I can't
believe they hired that one Latino actor to go all

(01:29:36):
the way to South Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Bro, because it was a say it's they're tied in
with that other movie too, that not Peter Jackson or
what's that fucking it's over there in South Africa? To nine.
You know, it's gonna tell you if you could live
forever through a computer that way, even though you won't
have a body, they can toss you on a chapion
or something. When you when you download your consciousness and everything,
we live like that or not. Bro, I would do the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
SA said, dude, I'll i'll, I'll live like that if
I'm somebody's cupboard, bro at.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Least because they couldn't stop that food due he was
dangerous and he didn't even know how dangerous. Was dangerous.
That's what was so crazy about it. And they kind
of lived forever. He was basically like a preterminator too, right,
Hell yeah, without the mon exactly, like one that doesn't melt.
None of that ship live in a like laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
That phone. When he found down, oh man, remember when
he finds out he realized that he's a robot, that
his dad was lying, he got all sad, dog because.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Dude, then that's when the feelings are coming in. So
that's the other things. I think a lot of feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
You get sad because you think about the time where
somebody let you down and you feel chappy. The more
you know, no Dad, he can say.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
No Dad, no mom, and mom and he follows him.
He's all gullible, bro. But that's how you learn, dude. Yeah, man,
he walked out, goofy. Everybody has a story. So it's
almost like that when we artificial intelligence with a little
kid right like he was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Chappine.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Oh ship champing, champing, champion champing. See way, just fuck it.
We'll get bro.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Your your dinners are thanksgiving you now and forever. There
always been after three, No, they've.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Been around three or four. We we we finish up
around that time, three four o'clock, done by five, eating
desert at five the latest you two.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Uh and my aunts we saw like around like seven pm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
I remember like yeah, huh, I mean we did. But
then like a says family me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
I like waking up, bro, and well we already walked
the dogs. Were we already have walked the dogs. But
I come back and the living room. You know you
can small we leave that. The Macy's Christmas Parade on
all date.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Hell yeah, dud dude, that's fun just having a background
like background.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
And then after that she's done. We switched over to
fucket twenty four hour twilight Zone.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Damn, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
I like watching Christmas movies on things giving Bro, like you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
What as a kid, we used to watch that Traditionally,
we used to watch that Three Bears Christmas on cartoon
because they had to show the Channel five right before
the Hollywood Christmas Parade. I haven't watched that parade. When
I was a little kid, they used to broadcast it
way more. I mean I've been have a Internet. Now
you don't see it this much. They don't show it

(01:32:23):
round Channel five.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
I think they have something cracking on Channel five and
then they go over to the Rose Bowl and some ship. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
The best time was the Hollywood Parade when they have
Auldree hosting. Bro that fools funny he killed.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
I've seen like old clips.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Like show the band for some fuck is South Southgate
band on Hollywood Parade.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Soft care shout out to South Gere.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
You know I go to show that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
For Pacific Avenue. You did the Southgate Parade. No Christmas, Bro,
how was that? You're on tweety Right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
On tweety Broy. We had one of the driving the.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Float ha ha stopped by fucking green stut to Pioneer.
That's like a mother.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
I didn't even know that the mayor was white others.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
You know, they got to keep it in power white
people in South Bro. There's still really yeah, dude, and
hunting to Park two, I mean from down yeah, I
mean have the funding to move out.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Bro, because from back in the day, that's I mean
that's South Kate. I heard that they had like fucking uh.
They had a lot of what's it called uh, but
every time had a Nazis and South.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
White people in South said, wow, man, they're they're they're laughing,
going too well.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
But I picked one time. I picked up this old,
old white lady when I did live.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Look the kind of white people, bro, that see equality
as their oppression.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
It's here we go. And I picked up this old
I picked this old white lady.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
She told she's like old and she told me, yeah,
this neighborhood has changed so much. And she was she's
been there since like fucking like did.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
She pointing at this I'm going that way? She was
there when it was called Northgate. What's Up?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Food Podcast? No more colors? That's it, bro. Happy Thanksgiving
to everyone. Don't forget to watch me. December and Solano Beach.
You know the date this fool's gonna be headlining somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Yes, I'm actually headlining December twenty seventh at the Mic
Drop in Chandler, Arizona. It's me fucking fun and I
will be in Louisville with you. Yeah, second week of December.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Check out the other podcast do you even binge this
Friday and this Sunday history for foods. It's an episode
of Skankfast. We talk about Skankfest because we're in New Orleans.
We talk about voodoo and all that stuff. Rodrigo is
gonna be where bro in Long Beach.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
The Beachwood Brewery the ninth of December, December ninth, but.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Says that if you say what's up to him about
you a picture?

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Man, No, there'll be a bring a I'm gonna give
you guys a ten free grinders will be on the table.
There you go, people look at twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Let's do this tomorrow tomorrow what palm Tomorrow, I'll be
in our Calientes and palm springs. Man, see you at
the club who tear it up.

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