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December 5, 2025 112 mins
WHAT'S UP FOOL? EP 554

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Hear about Felipe's tour dates, new merch drops & more by signing up @ http://felipesworld.com Felipe Esparza is a comedian and actor, known for his stand-up specials, “They’re Not Gonna Laugh at You”, “Translate This”, and his latest dual-release on Netflix, “Bad Decisions/Malas Decisiones” (2 different performances in two languages), his recurring appearances on Netflix’s “Gentefied”, NBC’s “Superstore” and Adultswim’s “The Eric Andre Show”, as well as winning “Last Comic Standing” (2010), and his popular podcast called “What’s Up Fool?”. Felipe continues to sell out live stand-up shows in comedy clubs and theaters around the country.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Try what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's up? For? What's up? Everybody? What's up? Just right?
Hair chilling man having a great time on the What's
Up Full podcast? We got some through a here right here?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
What what is up? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You either fresh haircut? Or did you sleep on your hair?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I slept on my head. No, I I've pressed it.
I pressed it like they do in jail.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
The little combs, Yeah, those little combs. I just look
the bag man trying to look nice.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
A wrestler, Bro, you wrestled at on top of a mattress. Yeah,
and fast college.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
The backyard wrestling is crazy, bro like that. They use
a bad mattresses as a Yeah, but all that for
like fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
And it's like jumping off the top of the roof
onto like something like that. And it is a guy
who looks like me with the bad shoulders.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And the HOGI like they like because they get paid
in food and money, right, the wrestlers, I don't look.
I don't know the real I've never really done it
for money.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You have to play soccer during the day, then you wrestle.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's what happens. Yeah, I play with pis.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I played with undocumented people and the homey people parking
lot right there, and then we fucking wrestled after their
own gig.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
They have about that Mexican wrestling. Yeah that that they're
really known hw like regular gymnasiums right like at.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Swap like at swamp meets right they wrestl Because when
I was in Mexico City, I went to the mattress
and there's this old guy that was just I guess
he still had to pay off fucking ship. I don't know,
because you like, he showed me have been wrestling, bro,
Like he looked fucking your heat though, Broye.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
But so like but he was like wrestling like for
like rent money didn't look like that.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Or he was just like it looked like he owned money.
And that's what you like, couldn't retire, bro.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
It was real old yeahho and.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeahho, And like dude, everybody had those races. And there's
a Japanese wrestler and then like whole like you know,
like what the fuck, Like they're like they're saying ship
like that. Bro, Like these guys were saying crazy ship
like that, and and the and there's the dwarf wrestler
you know, and they're like they were calling the doorf
you know, they're like pincher man. It was crazy, bro

(02:39):
the baby. Yeah, but see that's fun.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Go to fucking Mexico and they fucking have like midget
wrestlers and that's that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I want to go. We gotta go. Did you have
a wrestle when you were with your friends outside of
the grass?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I almost killed my cousin like one time, like.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
We had to with a brick.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, no, I think, uh so, uh we're doing I
did the what's it called? Oh, I did a d
d T. Let me t when you grab their heads
and and I don't know, wrestling was fake. So I
actually fucking drove his head to the fucking grass the
floor and dude, like you didn't know wrestling was fake? No, okay,
I don't know how you're supposed to actually do the
d d T because you're elbow supposed to hit.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wrestling was fake. Ah my life when I was a
little kid, I'm sorry. I thought it was real. Yeah
really yeah, it had to be real. Bro. Yeah, under
the Giant had seven career ending injuries and he's still alive. Bro.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
He walked around like a second Potatoes Man towards the end.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Of hist realizing wrestling was fake when I was asked
my dad to check in a sports section to see
if Hu Kogan one, and it was I can't see
the wrestling man, No check. Big match last week with
Ultimate Warrior and Mister w the Full Horn darf big fight.

(04:02):
They were talking about it. It has to be in
a paper. There's no way to keep looking over and over, bro,
he goes, listen, stupid idiot, it's fake. They don't put
fake bullshit like that in the fucking newspaper.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
So fun.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Did you really ask that?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah? And then and I started noticing too that when
they will come back from the next week, they never
talk about that fucking fight. Bro.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, dude, I remember or or who.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I never knew anybody who went who would tell me
who won. So I would just be like, you know,
I told you fucking frustrating masks, so just say, you know,
call this just another white mass board fooling me.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Because I told you this one time. I remember I
was watching when I guess was supposed to sign some
PaperWorks a contract, and then Vince McMahon got a pen
and started stabbing him and I guess the penn had
like fake blood and he was bleeding and then he
was on the floor. You started with your blood, Hogan,
And then and the fucking show ended, and I had
to wait till next fucking weak and then, like I
tell them, like, nothing came. The news was coming up, like, Bro,

(05:03):
this guy just fucking killed the whole Colgan. Like I
was just traumatized, bro, Like I.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Really thought it was real, man, Like how could it
be fake? Man? My grandmother was hitting people the bad
guy that they came in.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
How long did this go for? Like your age limit?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Like do you guys? I think like thirteen last week?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, immediately and my dad was eight, was like it's
just fake, al right, look at me, it's fake.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't want you to believing.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Man. When somebody told me they saw Whole Colgan and
one of his enemies hanging out eating, I was heartbroken, bro,
Like why why you're hanging out with the fucking these
bad people? Motherfucker?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah for reals, dude. I also confusing too, and wrestlers
don't know how to dress and regularly like clothes.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I know they d like comics who kill.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they all dressed like Adam Sandler. They
dress like Adam Sandler.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Because they're up the clock man on the clock, they
gotta be theatrical because they're just droided out theater kids. Yeah,
and then they're they're like, oh, I'm you know what
I mean, that's all that is.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
And then off the clock they're like, I gotta fucking
I gotta decompress.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I was like, really, the fucking anilmost still the math teacher.
Get the fuck out?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Did they? Hogan went to Epste Island.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
If you did, Bro, it was to wrestle some bullshit
events of a mattress. Bro. They paid them, like like
they paid those comics to perform in Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
It was something like that, like the Epstein Island Festival
ring girls are a little fucking I'm.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Pretty sure if you look at the manifest, those comics
who probably performed Doug Stanhope with on.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
The list the list.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, he told me he was. He's not the whole
story to me and Lisa, But holding a drink with
two ice cubes that never melted. Bro, Oh, I don't
know how. He must have cold hands because he'll hold
a drink and it always has two ice cubes, and

(07:04):
you can hear him when he's talking. You can hear
the glass shake. And you know that the show trailer
Park Boys, not Trailer Park Boys. And the guys a drink.
I don't know they got that from Doug Tackle. But
he always has to drink. Yeah, him and Bingo, but
he always has a drink. And I've never seen a

(07:24):
man sober.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, he's always like buzzed a little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Or or he fakes it like Dean Martin. But he's
very he has a very sharp mind. Yeah, and he
has a girl there, an assistant who's on who who
does all his his umb social media, social media, and
she's a genius bro. She's she used to do Forend's
sake forriend's sake. Fucking internetwork, like like if you like,

(07:53):
if you were like Drenning a bunch of phone threatening
people and he deleted it. She'll find it, like she
can dig or she needs to find something and she
she'll find it anyway. She she was very she was
very interesting too. She was telling us about a friend
that she knows that I used to work on the

(08:14):
cover for the Dea and now he's like on social
media also and he does podcasts, and he knows Joe
Dia personally and jo DIA's friends. He knew like jo
Dia scams and he had liked he had told her
to send him a message, I know who you are,
what the fun stuff like that? So yeah, man, that

(08:35):
guy is on point.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
So if you delete anything from your computer, she can
dig it up, like she can find stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, It's like when you type on a typewriter and
you have a paper there and but everything that was
written is still like the you know, like the ink,
the ink or the or the pressure of the of
the of the fucking letters, it's still there. I think
that's how a computer works. So I say I delete

(09:01):
what I just said, right, it gets pushed to the
back of the stuff that's still trying to lead from
last month. So it's still there.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yea, what the fucking it's deleted.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
It it's deleted. But you think, mother fucker, you think
we're at the point of our lives where you could
just delete something to just disappear immediately, You're fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Bro, It's gonna take like a thousand Like if I deleted.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
This show right now, I probably won't get a deleted forever. Bro,
I'm just guessing another year because there's some of these
stuff to be deleted. Not you're not just my ship,
but your ship, yea, his ship.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Why isn't in my head? It's like magic. You just
delete it and it just disappears into the ether.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I think there's a first.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Of all, my a lot of people out there, listeners
don't even eat the rest.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Like the word of the night is that drugs? Yeah,
it's ether.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's this stuff I huff in a bag.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Give me.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I only know this because I saw forensics files and
this the old computers, you know, the old ones. Yeah,
like the old ones. Yeah, and this fool They thought,
oh my god, this is how they caught him. The
fool had they found that they're full when when he
deleted everything, they found that he had wrote a script

(10:17):
about getting away with murder?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh my god, was it good? That's just a diary.
That's a diary with dialogue.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
The whole the whole fucking crime scene was in that book,
like Michael Scott wrote it. Bro, It's like what a.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Rapper admits to, like a crime they did, and like
the hell, that's what he says.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think this guy I wanted to be a murderer,
didn't know how to do it, finally did it, and
he wanted to he wanted to narrate how his movie
wanted to be done. It think they made a movie.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh in case, he like, he's like as a.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
TV deal, Bro, we got the movie written monster.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Bro, that's it said, it's crazy, but then just go
never mind.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I always feel like, you know, like when you like
when you want to write something like a girl, like
you tell a girl, oh man, I really love you,
but then you don't send it, so you erase it.
But then that bitch because see once your flip up preaper,
I love you first imprint the imprint. Yeah, some I
guess guessing that the computer must be like that.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, I feel like that the job that girl had
before the forensics that's crazy. That's a woman's job looking
up old ship dude?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
And I just feel like, do you think forensics files
is a woman's computer?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Forensics? Yeah? But I feel like.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Women because they know they can dig up ship, brock,
they'll dig up old stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
You know. Women women know everything, bro, Like yeah, like
they know your social media, Bro, you think you don't
know what they know?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Bro, they know how many fouls you know, they know how.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
The leader stuff they bring it back up.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
You're right, You're right, I was bringing up bull shit.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, that's like, that's the perfect job for a woman.
Let me let me find old ship. You know who
said I got a little voice. Goddamn.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Best thing to do is not even doing anything shady, bro,
Then he can sleep well night. That's true.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Hey, Bubbles got caught last Wait what did Bubbles get
caught for? I think some illegal porno?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah that's what I heard you unless it's like a
fake like let me see wait, there's only wait.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Thought that I had no social media, no fold How
we're gonna find this out?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Way? Are we? We're talking about which Bubbles Trailer Park Boys? Yeah,
Bubbles mother, m I.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Mean mer Yeah, he looks like he would, but that's
not that that man's.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Clean the bubble we know.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Mike Smith, actor who plays Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys,
was charged with sexual assault in October twenty twenty five.
The leged incident took place December twenty seventeen and Dartmouth, Nova, Scotia.
And yeah, so I guess charges Smith faces sexual assault.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Damn dude.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'm okay with that. I thought it was Larry, but
I'm alright with that. I don't give a shit. I
got no steak in trailer park Boys. I like it,
but I like.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
You know what I mean, Like I was like, fucking
do shows. Yeah, bubbles, bubbles is getting castled?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
No, Yeah, how was your guys?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Thanksgiving? Good dude.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
But getting back to that, you said deleted, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Like nothing's there, nothing, nothing's ever deleted.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah. Like like those like I don't know much. I
don't follow them much because I have so much three
podcasts and some of these stuff to do. But now
I'm thinking about those f stream files and I'm thinking
about when Michael Scott wrote that script. Remember when he
miss spelled Dwight one time and he kept and it
was just a minor thing that he could have he

(13:41):
could have fixed, but he never did. Yeah, and I
don't know much about But if there's a five like
F three files, right, and even if they lead a
name from it from it wasn't it isn't if I
already printed somewhere.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I think it's somewhere, you know, if somebody reprinted.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
But then you go back and the lead names. There's
already probably a hard copy somewhere. Nobody starts stupid to
not to not have a hard copy of papers unless
those are burned too.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I think it's somewhere, and I think there's so many
different it's been emailed so many times, or there's it's
probably in a hard drive somewhere or many hard drives.
Number one blackmailer, Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I think that that list Bro is buried under the
basement of Soto's Bros. Bro Where what is.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, that's where the files are at. So you had
them somewhere like in Norwalk, Bro, you had him somewhere
like nobody want to go there?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
They had somewhere brod Pyramid Lake, Bro. Nobody gonna check there.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Damn No one ever goes to Pyramid like you drive
by it.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Did you know that you've seen already open?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
What the hard rock?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
The hard rock? I want to go, dude. You heard
of it on to your home pass look it up.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Man, I've been hearing about it. I'm a gambling addict,
of course.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm so excited, Broke, because that that club that seen
us on a cock block Baker's Field from gigs Bro.
So you don't have to go away the Baker's Field
to do what gigg did you do it there?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, you're one hundred percent correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
you could just get off that terrible grapevine.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh this fucking hey going past that.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
You know, anybody said they had a great time over there,
lying relationship to do there.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
In Bakersfield and home past to home past the fucking
the shopping centers, right yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Gonna says, eited for outlets, hey.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Commerce out there, bro then waited decorat for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I love you're.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Outlet it out right now to this is outlets. This
is discounts right here. That's the past.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
No, I don't think that's what that is, Noel hond
in uh te. It's right before bakers it's the home pass.
H Yeah, the hard rock casino. This just opened up officially.
I've already known a couple of comics that have gone
to perform or they went, nah just to be degenerate gamblers.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
How is it?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
It's great, it's fun, it's it's a hard rock.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Man. For me, man, I'm like I know that if
I were like driving and I go, Man, I need
to suck up some fried rice there the hard rock
because you don't have the best Chinese food, Bro.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Casinos do have the best Chinese Chinese.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Chinese people gamble, armorusage gambling.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Like if you're there gambling all the time, as well,
get a job there, you know, and make it rise.
You think that's what's making the Chinese food the gamble, Yeah,
why not? Because then it's it's an endless loop. They
gotta work to pay to gamble and work.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
There is one Chinese chef and then he trains a
bunch of Guatemalans.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Right then he leaves it goes train other people.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yes, he was in the Guatemalans, train out to Guatemalans,
and now we got Chinese food in America.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
He shows up like Peter in alf bro.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeh yeah yeah yeah yeah, and he trains.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Coming in Jo. One more time. When I were working
at Yoshi Nooya, this Japanese motherfucker showed up from Japan.
What are you like? They flowing from the corporate. Yeah.
Her name was I don't know, Shaki something bro and

(17:23):
Bro this fool hardcore like teaching us everything. And then
we thought we fucking up. After he trained, they thought
it was everything we told that food that we're union,
then we can't be working. You get at the pails more, Bro,
we wanted to do this job for eight hours.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Wait was was there actual fresh food at Yoshioya?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
It has to be right good opened the.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That's like that right exactly the way he talked, Bro.
He said in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good Spanish too, you were talking.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Well, there's actually h and I'm not making a Hong
Kong joke. There's like a there's like there a big
Chinese community in Yajuana actually.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Because they saw a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Of weird Mexican Chinese accent.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Because they they escaped the United States because they were
I guess because of racism. So they went to Tijuana
and they went to Mexikli has the biggest China town.
We went to Mexikali after the show in Ocentral. We
drove out there, Bro, and this one guy, it's all
we went to Chinatown there and there's a do jo
in This guy told us kis on the uh, this
is where Chuck on Norris used to come and train.
That's what he said. That's what he said.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
That's the most Mexican ship I ever heard a Chinese
person say.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's a lie. Chuck Norris and.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Norris like I was like, yeah, Chuck Norris, all right
fuck but no yeah, yeah, it's fucking How long did
you work at Yoshinoya And wasn't it Dodger Stadium?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I worked there, bro, like three years?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Whoa dude, did you get Did you get to take
home food?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Hell? Yeah? Bro?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
What was your family?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Come on they bring us.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Something I forgot? We're all living I was living alone already,
oh ship yeah yeah, but the rats in my neighborhood
were like happy.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
There? Rats where I lived?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Two leads like you dropping off a bag? Rats? Or
like what are you doing outside? Okay? Like a uber
eat order like your rats.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
So I remember this Japanese guy showed up and the
opening day, like when we were like finally like let everybody,
like the big shots showed up. You know this is
the first time yo, she no, I've ever been at
a stadium in America. Wow, like at a fast food
place in America.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Because before you only have to eat like hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Right now shows up all the other big time people
and and man, when that fucking Japanese guy was there,
he had us like measure everything, Bro, how to put
the right amount, how to scoop up the right amount
of rice without weighing it, and then he will weigh
it perfect, Bro. So when he left, it was like,

(20:13):
I'm gonna hook you up that extra give you two bucks,
give you extra cheriokey. You don't want to know the
extra cheriokey. He didn't want to know nothing. Dog.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
And but then there's not like they're countying the rice, bro,
because it's just counting the.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Really like counting the rice.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It's efficient, like these these fast.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I mean plastic bowl is money, bro. So that's like
they know how much money they spent. After a while, Bro,
we're getting ah from the try and clean. I'm keeping
the cash all right anyways.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
So that's like, Bro, you gotta do with a little
side of hustles.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I would be I learned how to cook the yoh beef?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Do you still have that skill inside your brain?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Bro? Put it this way. Man, when he had the
all normal from the Angela Dodgers hitdew Nomo, the picture
he will play there was the most japan the most
Japanese people I ever seen in my life at i'llger
Stadium that they will bust the men that they had
the Dodgers. When they brought in hitdel Nomo. They realize
how much money they can make off Asian Asian people. Man, Like,

(21:19):
if you're an Asian person from from any part of Asia, China, Japan, Indonesia,
whatever you knew about hitdew Nomo. So they will throw
in a Dodger game with hitdel Nomo starting picture that night.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Hit normal Samurai sor you're.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Gonna fucking Disney man. Bro, you gotta fucking not very farm.
You went to New York, but you also went to
see hitdel Normo that day, damn. So that part of
the tour to see hitdel Nomo, they'll be with a
little blue flag. They're sitting down and everybody following each
other following a guy with a little flag so they
won't get lost. They all will get in line to

(21:58):
get the yoshinoya, bro, and we're the only Oh you
know that. It was so busy, bro. This is like
after the Saki motor guy left, we would have literally
beef trays like this stacked up all the way to
the ceiling, like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight,
nineteen twenty five, I remember twenty five, and I would

(22:23):
just pour it in there, bro, cook it like cook it, bro,
cook it. Soy beef, soy beef powder, more water, just
cooking it, Broke And yeah, soy beef powder. That was
the flavor. Yeah, that was the flavor. And Bro, it
will give you the It would be like this much

(22:46):
of fat and the meat will be under it. Right.
So that guy tought to scoop up all that fat. Dog.
But Bro, we're Mexican, Bro, and we're fucking working the
meat in there. Black. We had a little bucket to
cook and catch all that fat. Bro. So we want
put in the trash can and burn the trash can. Bro.

(23:07):
So we were collecting all that fat later you know, beef.
And then on the other side.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Wait, you guys separate the fat for each other. You
guys take the way we have to.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
People get too much fat.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Throw away, right do we say that? That's what I'm saying.
You guys split up the fat like it was a
treasure chest.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Brook. We used that fact to cook the hot about
it and.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Tastes fucking so fucking.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I moved then later on they moved to the chicken.
And it was easy, Bro, the easiest job I ever had.
I would just put chicken on the grill, yah, and
then close that thing, flip it over, bro, and then sucking.
The hard part was that at the end of the
day there was like a five aces of an inch

(23:56):
of fucking chicken skin.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Stuff. How good is that chicken skin?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Though?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
A little burnt on chicken skin on that grill?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Whe named Tom I to collect it for him, Bro,
Oh no, and he will. He'll make a hot dog
and he'll spring called that chicken skin on top of
it like bigle tourists. Wait what, And then he'll put
rice over it also, and then Jerry Hockey on top
and then the other rally stuff. Bro, that's to your dog.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Then that's a super dog.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Bro. You thought you're gonna keep going and then you
put a cigarette ash and fuck it.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
He just just kept.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It so Bro, there was we would have these scrapers
that we would have to fucking put the oven up
real high, extra hot so to burn off that fucking
skin fat off. So then we'll take we'll take it
all off. Me and Ivan Regres, your assistant guy, will

(24:53):
just be like this scraping it off. But then there's
black oil will build up on the burn. Yeah, so
we'll scrape that off, and Yoshinoya has this patent and
white the detergent. Bro. I think they own the patent.
They own it, and it's white. I forgot the name
of it. We call it oh shi or whatever it
was all the time, but it was yet white like this, bro,

(25:16):
And it was taking like glue and just like a
little bit like that. Bro. I would put it over
the grill and then smooth it out and then with
a white spot, a white rag, Bro, I'll leave that
ship is shining, Bro. I could see my fucking reflection again.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Like those are like what you're doing it. There's those
videos on TikTok that people like to watch, you know,
like let me clean up.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I would have.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I would went viral, Bro, what the kind of science
group is that?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Okay? With that?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Every night I would go, I would.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Put five gloves on before you touched.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
It, yes, whatever that was, And I would tell you
I even like you don't think man, that this chemical
stays on this grill because it's burning everything off, because.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
So maybe like when when the when the fires let
the truth out? No, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I was good, dog, I woul. I used to cook
chicken and and then like I would take a break
and like they told me not to eat in front
of people no more.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
They were, wait, wait, why how many times we're just
eating in.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Front of people? Because they wild look at my cheriochy
boat and they were like this, where did you get that?
At oyosh? Know you? And then they will get it,
and then they won't get it the way I got
it broctually had hot dogs in it, Bro. But to
make a big yosha know your boat, Bro, I would
put the beef with no onions, Bro, No onions?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Why no onions?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Only been sitting there forever? Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay, maybe that's what you shouldn't say after a while, Bro,
Maybe that's what I would.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I would this is what I would do. I would
put a mash up the bowl, bro hard, and then
I will get the fucking ladle and I will put
all the beef juice on the bottom, bro little broth,
and then I'll put karaoke. Then I'll put like two
burned hot dogs in.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
There, the original Dodger dog, and then.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Chicken the chicken CHERIOKEI right layer, and maybe like two carrots.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know, Wait, was this just a bow you gave
out or is this something for me?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Oh okay, okay, I thought you were just giving out
two hot dogs the customers for me.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Wait rise to the bottom. Oh yeah, the sea. That
sounds good.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
I hate I hated like doing meals like that because
if you go, you go on lunch right.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, there might break in Dodger Tatum the nadell.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
You have to come back like you don't have a coma,
Like you don't have like you're not about to die
from carbohydrates.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I wouldn't want to go to sleep after that.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
We were busy, man, so we were always moving, so
there was no time to I will get no coma, man. Yeah,
I think if I would have stopped working, I probably
would have fallen asleep. We were like three hours straight
of rush bro, like where where we're like, fuck you
stupid fucking piece of ship. You know, done with a
fucking chicken, your asshole? She mensa, aren't you gonna make

(28:08):
more rice? Pendecca? And at the end of the night
where I was woking cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Did you have did you hear take? Do you hear
do you remember that? You remember that the tags coming
in as a as a kitchen. I'm not sure how
it worked.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Was yelling out corner. No, no, no, it's just like
probably yelling out everything.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
We would just make him and slide him in and
we're like fast full style. They would just get it okay.
So we'd be like on this corner, they'll be like
all chicken cheraokies, and then over here will be a
beef bows, and then over here will be vegetable both
bro get we took at fucking pussy has vegans and vegetarians.
Fucking ship would ask me like this is this tough
vegetarian or vegan? I would ask my I would have

(28:49):
to ask my manager vegan. Let me go find him,
and then I would go back bro and I come
back like Lucy, do that that Lucy Lucille ball Lucio
ball routine where agains the same man, the same person.
How can I help you?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Why would anyone assume that there's a vegan option, especially
like in the nineties too.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I said, man, I said, look, you are getting vegetables,
you are getting rice, but the broth that we used
to make these vegetables is not vegan. Because bro we
used to make we used to put this base on
the vegetables that yellow to make it look bright to

(29:32):
look bright, and then and then and then there was
a white powder. I never know where that white power was,
but it was like a little measuring cup. We'll put
it in and that's the stuff that makes everything.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Goody bro I don't know. I can't confirm.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And that stuff was not vegan. I would talk pout
vegetable broth.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Might not even be food. I was like collagen or
something like bone.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
It was powdered chicken broth powder. So I'm pretty sure
if I would have put that same Google.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Corn starts, corn starts, yes, thank god.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I want to put If I would have put that
over strawberries and sugar, I would have the same gouy strawberries.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Whoa corn stars?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I'm a cook too. But the whole time I'm like
enthralled by how he's explaining things. I'm like, fast, oh yeah,
this corn starts.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
They will put me cashier man. Whenever when when it
was like when they were like people go on brakes
fucking eighth Indian bro. They're bringing the ugly motherfucker to cashier. Yeah, like,
can I help you? He goes this late. One time
she brought a half eating beef ball, return it. Yeah,
stupid bitch.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Why did she return it?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, she said it was edible and she ate it.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Most of it too. Only half of it was edible though.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Then I told her, I think which part was not edible, man,
the part you ate or the part you left? So
I want to see your manager. And they were like,
this part time manager. We have bro with like a
tattooed have faced with tattooed.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Of course, go on.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
He has like a thousand games worked here, Yeah, go on,
And then they just left.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
She should have you, I worked, I worked, I worked.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You made me a burrito, bro, and can you meet
the Carnell Extra crispy here? We get the request, yes,
and they don't understand that you're gonna get it burned.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
And then they're like, why was the meat dry? You
requested this? You requested dry meat? Your dumb burrito, the
same thing with the same thing, like any fast food
institution like yo. She know you're a taco about you're
least likely to get food poisoning because.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Of how like it's cooked the same way all all
the time.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
About the most safest food I worked there before.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
So you were you were the author?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Okay, cool, They're on you dog like you need a
like you need a found god like used to be
a meth head manager, like you can make That's who
I had.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
He made you. You wash your hands, yeah, temperatures with
your home like that.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes, yes, Taco Bell has that to the point now
where your hands don't even have to touch the food anymore.
Their hands don't even to touch the food only when
they roll that burrito and that's it. But they use
the gloves for that. Everything is like.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
All the goose right, even like the beef, right, it's
all like it's all good. Now you you had you
had the beef? Is you steam it?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
It goes into it like a little steamer and it
comes back up because it comes in frozen. The beans
is just add water and it's like beans and yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
It was like astronaut food.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Basically, Yeah, astrona food.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I went in there because they were real busy. Bro,
Taco Bell just open and they needed some over there.
Bro slicing tomatoes, damn dude. And was tomatoes for the
burritos the beef, and they have the machine was just
put them. I put the now now anybody can buy
this machine. It was the one you go at.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
This the little steamer.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
No, no, they put a tomato. Oh yes, but I had,
but I had the one for the big industrial one,
so I can line up seven seven at a time,
purp onions to burp fucking whatever. Let is. Didn't have
to touch anything. And you're right about the meat. The
meat showed up and like frotted flakes. Yes, a little

(33:20):
bag that frotted flakes. And then the waters already boiled,
broke it, buzz it, peep. You threw it in.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
There hydrates it, basically right, it's the best. It is
dog food, and it's honestly, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
It is better than.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Hold on, let me face it's the best protein that's
ever been. It's science meat. It's so fucking good. It's anytime.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I don't I hate the steak and the chicken and
tacobo or dog ship.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I don't go there because I like it. I go
there because it's consistent.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm addicted to that fucking ground beef though, that goop.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
And they have good deals to this day. Bro, It's
like they have a dollar menu and then you can
get the seven dollar box and eight dollar box. Bro,
like the so good.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Sorry, I love hung No, it's just it's the poor
man anything that's poor man's that is close to food.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
You know what I mean. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's a good place to take a woman after you
have sees with her Allegian.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Park, yes, or after she gets to know border you go.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
To Glendale the one on Glendeal Avenue was they closed already?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Somebody mentioned somebody mentioned, uh the fucking uh the Yoshinoyah
by MacArthur Park. That place is active as fuck, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
You know the me and Lisa were coming from We're
coming from where we're coming from, Oh, yeah, from and
we passed by the Yoshi no ya bro, the one
and down the one, the original one on eighth and Solo.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Oh ship Okay yeah yeah, damn you got it down
to knowing where the original ones at.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Uh yeah, there's to be an original one on eighth
and Soto, and there was one on on seventh Street
okay and Flower Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Then this Yoshinai is like really impacted your life like that?
That's is it like your favorite restaurant?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
In my neighborhood there was no Chinese restaurants.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, I figure, yeah, if you want.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
A Chinese you have to go to downtown l A
or get into a fight with the Asian guy on
Daily Street, or they want to give you napkins by
the hospital.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I got into a fight with him one time because
first of all, you didn't want to give me an
extra soy sauce. He didn't want to give me a
fucking extra fork and napkins. And then finally, when I
open up my food, I I asked, how come you
saw the reddest barbecue pork in Los Angeles? Why is
it so red? But like Genta, it's why to get

(35:41):
the fuck out of there. That's a day. That's a
Chinese food on Daily Street right there, And I think
modestart in fucking Niked Heights.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah that's the d n B.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah right there, Yeah, fucking barbecue. So I think, if.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Anything, it's just like it's super candy. It's a die.
It's delicious, it's a die. So I understand that, I understand.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
But it's this week.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm hungry, bro.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
No, every time I come on this fucking podcast, but
we always because I ended up talking about goddamn food.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
But you know it's the game changer too, yo. You
just added like within like the last year they added noodles. So, Bro,
I'm not I'm not big. That's why I masking said
the Yosha. I didn't grow up yosh know.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
So like when I had it the first time, I
was like, it's fine, I guess I see it.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Look how quiet and got this room.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Out there in Arizona. But they are in the same yo.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yokahoma, yokah Okay, you know, no Yokohomas.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
They saw chicken with feathers in that one, bro, Holy.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Ship, out of curiosity, how is your Thanksgiving? Like?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
How what did you end up?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Because you were talking you were like, they're fucking vegan
and it's ironic that you're vegan.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Now, oh we had we have at least have found
a turkey that vegan and it was shaped like a
vegan jerkey.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I've seen it. It's like the viral vecon turkey. Bro,
is that what's it made out of?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Cardboard?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Tofy that?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Bro? Look guardeen Oh.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Ship, that looks pretty good. Do you make some good food?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And it came with its own stuffing? But Lisa made
some bomb ass stuffing for it.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
It looks pretty good.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
She made mass potatoes, her own, her own gravy. And
cooked Hawaiian rose.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Uncooked.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
It looks like an alien, but cooked is good.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay, there it is. It looks like it looks like
a little bread, a little bread. Those little Mexican piggies
like the yeah, little porkito. He put the alien face
out there. It does look like that.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Cool man. We gave the dogs a turkey and mass
potato and sweet potato. The strongest dirty fart smell all
year from the dogs went back to the regular diet
after that.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, you gave them some special food, man, what is this?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
This exists?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Worth? Wait?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
So was it? It's good though, right, delicious?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Okay, I've never had it before. You only hear the
stereotype growing up of like to.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Furky, and it doesn't have that taste like a real turkey,
you know when you buy a turkey and it's moist
and it's good when you go that this. Yeah, when
he gets that, I.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
See, I like to I've never had it, so I
can't really gauge what it is.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I like all depending on.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
This, like the tofu like we've because we've had you've
had it ship catered in the past, where some stuff
is great and some stuff like some of the shrimp.
I think it's always off. The shrimp is always off.
Where anytime I've had a shrimp shrimp like food shrimp
or it's just it's always weird to me.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
How about the walnut shrimp we had here last time
for the party.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh that was good. That was good. It was that
that was Filipino because that was good. That was good.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
We have all so we had. Lisa made a vegan pie,
poking pie. That was bomb.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Is it? Just?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
No one tells no egg right?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
No egg? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I made I actually dently made a vegan pie. Really,
I made a regular I made in my head was
a regular ass punkin pie. And then I forgot to
put the fucking egg in it and wasn't setting, and
then it said a little bit and got soft, and
I was like, oh, it's good. But then I was like, oh,
I forgot the fucking eggs?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
But did this still tastes good?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Taste too fine. I was like, oh, this is vegan.
I guess.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Oh that's something that sounds so scary. Man, that was
like a witch.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I was like, what the fuck was that?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Ye fighting from Fresno. He brought some vegan burgers. Last
time we were there. Who uh fighter. While we're there, he
brought some vegan burgers in Fresno. I believe you.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
He took us to a great vegan burger place in Fresno. Yeah,
it's the first time I've been in campfire sauce. Yeah, dog,
I've never.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
What did you have for Thanksgiving? Was your Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
It was?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I had a white trash Thanksgiving. We had just like
with no flavor, almost almost that would have been perfect.
My wife would have called it perfect. Now she wanted
stove top stuff and instant mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I was like, we got potato, Yeah, it was good.
It was that. It was good.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Got cream there.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, put a lot of butter. That's what makes it. Yeah,
I did, and it can't came out.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Goofy.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I'm gonna do the recipe next time. It was fine,
and then.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You just did. I bought it, bro, Like when you're
making crack, Dude, that's put too much fucking mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You gotta eyeball it like.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Your eye bought it, bro. Like you know, if it
started looking like you're about to make cookies, started looking
like cookies, you're almost there. If it looks mood like
a pizza, though you have more water bro now with oatmeal.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
There's no tweeting. It's either cookies or pizza.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
That's the food that checked Chancey was good, dude. I
ate that ship in my hotel room with no pants on.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
It was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
That's the best.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
When you know.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
We had cornish game hands, cornish game.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Hends one year or two.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, they're great. They're just little baby chickens.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
This is all.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
And then uh yeah, punkin pie that I made.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
And then I made something called water pie. I heard
about the water pie.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
No, you just fill it up with water and then
you had like flour sugar and then slabs of butter
and then it like forms.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You had a rough year.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah that sounds like that sounds like.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Uh son of Depression cake because she watches these documentaries
about depression.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Food and ships.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I seen that one.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
She was like she saw one on water pie, and
I was like, I got extra dough.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I'm gonna have fun to make a water pie. So
it was the best pie. It was so good, Like
that's like what little Timmy ate before he died, little
water pie. That's not that pies and eels. I'm not
eating that. But see what I would do instead of
instead of water, I would put like milk in it
to make it like like I've never that's not that,

(42:02):
that is not that. That's what me and my me
and my wife. We have British food for dessert. For
water pie. Yeah, and I heard also soda pie where
you put seven seven up in there. Yeah, it's real.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
It was like chest pie. It was good. It was good.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
You know, there's just water dog. No, it's not just
water water water, water or flowers, sugar, vanilla, butter, and
then like then it forms and then like makes like
a little sugar crust at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
But imagine with milk.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
White people. White people are good, low key good cooks.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
You have for Thanksgiving a lot of different foods.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Bro look at look at that white lady.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Look how pra cheese her water pie trump.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
And she loves her water pie. Look at her.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
You can tell you you'll pull her cheeks, she'll give
you a bigger piece. So like if you pull her cheeks,
a little bit goes, but God bless you man, she
give she goes. You know what, you're gonna get an
extra peace because you you're still growing.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Baby boy. Sweetheart got you sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Lad When she gives you a hug, she had like
bat wing on her arms. Oh that's right there, water
like chest pyot Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So I guess there's different ways to make and that
is an old because I did look up the red
I mean on TikTok. It goes back from what like
the industrial era or something like that, like when people
are struggling like crazy, when kids, when kids had jobs, bro,
when kids had jobs.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Kids when we're thirteen year old, was working fifty hours
a week, sixty hours a week, you know, imagine nounded
like me.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Imagine Madgin that being pissed off. There's no food made,
and then the kittles all pissed off because he worked
another twelve hours too, like his that You.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Just go to a backyard a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yoh know you dude?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
You had and what else?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Turkey?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Different houses for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yes, so I had turkey, had a lumpia. I had
what's it called, oh uh, sushi bake. It's the best.
It's a sushi castle. Role It's fucking delicious, bro. So
it's like rice and the sushi on top, but it's up.
But it's like there you go, sushi mak but it's
like tuna. Look at that. That ship's good, bro, and
this rice on their knees, it's super good.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You can probably make like a vegan version of it.
Oh my gosh, that's like my fairy things on top
of it? All right, what's what Mexicans putting flame? China's
on top the top of sushi.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Seven layered Chino dip.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
The japan seven layer dip.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Seven layer Chino dip on that too.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
No, yeah, it was basically.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
It was basically with rice and replaced fucking tuna and beef.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Bro, imagine a California row just spread out. It was
fucking delicious.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Dude, that sounds great. I'm not against it, but he's
correct about what this is.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, no, it's the same. Yeah exactly. Because I love
my Cali.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I would have saw that. These motherfuckers, Your fooler was
just right here.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
They did it with the enchilada castro. Why wouldn't they
do it with the goddamn right You know what.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Bro, I'd rather have that. Then. I remember singing a
song on Thanksgiving book What wait?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
They made you sing at your.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Who sang it?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Who? Sang and who sang you Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
No? I have I have a family member bro that.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Like, instead of bringing food, they bring a song.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Instead of like buying you a present, they'll get a
cheap camera and take pictures of all over Los Angelis
and then frame on little frames and give you.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
That's something to put in the closet. That's nice and
nice thing to put in the closet.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
And had a family member bro that they didn't buy
a present but learned this whole song just to sing
it in front of everybody for my niece.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
How old was he? Was it a good song though?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Sixteen seventeen? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No, brotherfoo stole my birthday?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, who's the family back? Now he's not buy it anymore?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh I remember is seeing my sister cry laugh running
in the house? Did you cry on another blankets?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
What a laugh? What did is singing?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
It's a wonderful life? Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
By fucking Armstrong, can you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Can you do a rendition of this family character? Like
I'm who's the family member? He was your cousin? Or
what was he?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Who is the family member? That's me? Right now? It's
my birthday?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Is your birthday.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
It's no, no, no, I'm saying like I'm pretending like it's
my birthday.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
First of all, Louis Armstrong will be playing in the
background while I sing over him, first of all. And
I have a sheet of paper voices to I'm steening
blue and I tea to.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Myself, can you stop please my birth.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, Bro, everybody, I'm like, like the closest blood relatives
to him ran into the house to laugh.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
That is a that is a poor That is a
poor fucking uh. That's that's like me being like, I'm
gonna tell you jokes for a birthday. That's great. I
love how much you know?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Right now, man, if you ever like find if you
hear that I'm missing, or the ever find me three
days and they can't find who did it, it's the
motherfucker who sang this song.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Bro, just let you know that is okay. Well yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
The confidence behind that is that I don't have any money,
but I'm a fucking I'm good enough to sing a present.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Like who is he? Richie? Man? Come on, dude, like
it's crazy. So people karaoke, you know, for fun.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
This feels like this is a gift for you.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, man, that's copyrighted too.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
That's like that. That's like me saying that's like when
we were we're doing a talent a talent show for
my summer camp, my day camp, and there was people
there were kids who dressed up like kiss and they
lips saying kiss, and they made they dressed up like kids.
They made their own outfits, and they made guitars out
of Bruce takes and they fucking framed the whole cardboard

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the mad little guitar, and they put fake strings.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Like those African kids that the exactly like that.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
And then there was the kids who they got little
suits and there were the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
That's t see, that's correct there if you would have
gone in there like as dressed up as like you know,
like like in their dwarf little dwarf kiss.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
There's a little dwarf kiss mand I think they're called
po or.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So that's that's the talent show right at my at
my little at my little fucking summer camp. But there's
a but then and when in the talent show there's
this weird chick who does a poem that she wrote
and then she does then she just does her karate moves.

(49:08):
Bro with her karate outfit.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So that was that was part of the talent show
people had like choosing karate.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
We that was the first time I've seen people boo somebody.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
For karate moves. That's fuck man.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
She has to follow kids, bro, Wait, what's her belt?
We wanted more kids?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
With these kids, Bro, they were lip singing, bro, like
like the whole kids Army. Bro. They were dressed like
kids army, and they were fucking badass. We were little kids.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
And then the girl shows up a talent stupid bitch.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah. Then you do her poem and then you talk
to her karate moves, bro.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah. And the thing about that, it's not only lipstick
and it's the actual fucking song of kiss. So of
course you're like, yeah, and they.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Got it all dark man. They murdered bro. And I
remember the guy who was who trained the camp consulor
who taught those kids to do the Beatles, because this
will always do does the Beatles with his different, his different.
He's a camp counselor and he always has kids and
they always do the Beatles and they always win. But

(50:11):
not this year, cocksucker. We got kids, motherfucker, and those kids, Bro,
that that dude, I don't know how he did it, broke,
but he had like he fucking closed out with blood
on his neck. Dog. We wanted more, bro, We don't
want no karate poem. Bro. They were so cool after that, Bro,

(50:32):
those kids became after that. They were just wherever they win,
They're cool as fuck. Pioline, Caesar Pedro and I. The
other guy name was Champ. I don't know, God.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Damn, but she's just like, this is how you do
a roundhouse. Boom.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
She didn't do roundhouse. She was going at this to
be or not to be, you know, like it was
as bad as when Jan Brady were that wig bro
the afro. Oh no, it was that embarrassing. Bro. Damn.
Where was this mission on the projects?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
So you guys had camp in the projects?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah? The loyerd Mission School, the Lord's Mission School to
Father Greg Boyle and Father Tom. They have a church,
the Lower Mission Church, and a rectory where the priests gosh,
a rectory with a police with a and they never
know a little Captain school. So the Captives School made
money during summer by being a summer camp.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Okay, yeah, because because I was a SKA coach too,
and I remember when I heard summer camp, was like,
I'm going to go to an actual camp. It was
at a fucking park in Huington Park, you know, Like
it was like, what.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Those are the sad camps? Bro? They don't have an
actual place to meet up in a daytime. They got
a meet in the hot sun.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
And I had to like, wait, that was your guys'
summer camp. When I was a scare coach, I had
to like go to the summer camp at this park
in Hidington Park at the city. Then we had to
come up with a chat. You know, we're like, you know,
what was your chant? You could?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I forgot?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It was like years ago, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
It was like there was this chick and every time
I see her, she's fucking forty seven now forty nine,
probably years old, but every time I see her, she
still had the same face when she was eleven, bro,
and she got second place. Her fucking mom put a
blond wig on her and she just everybody was like

(52:21):
what the fuck? And it looked ridiculous like that for
a while. And she had a blond wig.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Was it like our wigs?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
She was like she was like fortune fasure, but you
knows just cute, very cute, like fortune and she had
blond hair and fool, she just starts doing this over
and over like this. It just starts doing this and
then she goes one way or another. I'm gonna find
and it says I'm gonna get you, get you, get you,

(52:48):
and then you got everybody doing and get you one
way or another maybe next time. Ah the life. Anyways,
she didn't win, but to this day, like every time
I see her, I would go one way because that's
how bad it was. If you were in that talent show, bro,
people to remember you how bad it was, because except
that Karate check, nobody remember her.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I mean you remember that you brought her up. You
don't know her. Do you remember the second place's name?
The little kiss guys from the blonde Hair?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I don't know her name, bro, but she went through
my show one time.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
So if this would have been filmed and it would
have been put like on line, it would have gone
viral like this.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Oh Bro, that camp counsulor that was coaching a beatle
w got fired first of all, really because that fool
used to smack those kids around. But like like fucking
like like fucking like Michael Jackson's dad, Bro, Joe Jackson.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Joe Jackson, like like they weren't his kids.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
They were not his kids.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Like just hitting the camp console. Bro, he was hitting
them like he was starting like an actual band.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Like yeah, like like he got that one guy, pio Lean,
only because he was left handed. Bro, he could be
Pau McCartney.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Okay, but.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah when he when they lost, that fool ran over there.
He just started sucking up all the Beatles equiptingent. Bro.
Like they made a fake drum, you know they make
all They made a fake drum, like a fucking fake drum,
a fake symbol with aluminum foil that worked. It was
standing up on a stick. They made a Tom Tom

(54:17):
you know that just to Tom Tom who.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Made who made it? Like he made the kids? And
then so he went over there and just started breaking it.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
After they lost. I remember his big ugly food stuck
on the bass drum. Bro, fucking fuck.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Kiss fucking ship. So it's so funny to me.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Like karate chicks over there crying, bro, like.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You because you say you don't remember, you remember her
crying and doing karate made an impact on you, Bro. Yeah,
I've never heard of karate poems.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I mean to me, no, this is great.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
This is, for instance, like karate George Bro doing fucking.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Poem karateis Bro KARATEI.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah, man, that was my It was fucking up by
the best time of my life last summer that I
usually eat twice two lunches food.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Hey, they always have good food at a summer camp.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
We tell you, brother, how cheap this summer camp was.
They will take us to the park to go eat
the city park free lunch.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
What the fuck is city park free lunch in the
summers in La County.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
So I don't know about not gonna have kids that
are old enough to get free food a lot of.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Parks the summer. So okay, so it's just all right.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
All right here. That works. As soon as fucking school ends.
Two weeks later, every park in Los Angeles that was
part of this program will give out a lunch and
like people, all the kids will stand up, stand in
line and get a free lunch a sandwich with a
orange juice. And and if you were part of the
summer camp at that park, you were in line first

(55:54):
or not. Actually no, it was like first come first
surf bases. So everybody from the Florid Mission summer camp
will come to the Peacamp Park and we'll get free
lunch there.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
And not only get free lunch, but it sounds like
you got like it's like when you're flying and you
get like the first class, sounds like you were there first.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Also, man, I was good friends with the park coordinator
at the guy name is Gary Gary or Matthews Matthew
Gary and Matthew. He had like two names. But this
cool bro. He looked like that dude from taking three.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
The afroeking three three that he was that cool bro.
He was that.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
All the yeah bitches, Gary Matthews.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Eddie Gordon, that's the character's name.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
He was bad as talks can swim bro swim he
will get top of the lifeguard tivern swan bro and
just tell you. And he was enjoyed with the park,
the whole park from eight in the morning to three
and then he will go home. So I I w
uend up being his friend, me and my brother, So

(57:10):
we will get our lunches and he'll get it. This
y'all want to hear a real sandwich? Come on, So
he'll come on. And he had that fool had a
little toasted oven I never seen. Will put our sandwiches
and there with our cheese, and will be hot ass
sandwiches with him. And then like a lot of hot

(57:31):
cheeks will pass by, like in their eighteens, and they
just wave.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Hey, that's the guy who could swim.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He probably was the only one of my neighborhood that
could swim. One time I was drowning. One time I
was drowning dog and the swim pool, you know, the
swimming pool to grab your ass, and I thought he
was gonna jump into the bro and do a swan
dive and take out the Tamali kid out of the water.
Man this wool said he called the pool cleaner and

(58:01):
ship PEPs. He never said Pepe. And if your name
was like Pepe Jose, you never got the extra e
from this guy. It was house or Pep. Or your
name is Louis. No, it's Louis Philippe, not Philips. Whatever, dude,
So this school got this dude did not jumping to
get me dog. He got this big old hook. Have

(58:26):
you seen the hook as a swimming.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Pool to pick up like like thats and ship.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
No, bro, it was like a low. It was like
a long hook like this, and if we're just grated
on the side of the swim pool and just poured
it in the water and dragged my ass out.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Bro, that one of those one of those. Okay, I see.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
So he fished me out of the from drowning dog.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Bro Okay he could. I love that he should swim?
Gary was there?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Oh Gary was there? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, that that
was right there.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Like but if Gary were there, as soon as you
got out, he got you a hot ass sandwich when
you were done.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, I remember telling you're going in and grabbing man.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh man, he said, oh man, you know it makes
sense nothing, you.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Know, I drowned. Wow. I was tippy toeing. I was
hanging out to the rope, you know. Then the deep end. Yeah,
because you know, like if you if you want to
swim in the deep end, the lifeguard, one lifeguard has
to know that you can swim back and forth.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Oh, he needs to see you.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
And so bro, I was swimming back and I was
holding on to the rope and then tippy toeing on
five feet you know. But then there's this fucking, this
fucking dude name Hector quartest piece of ship that Fuo
Karate hit me in the water. Bro.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You remember this karate guy. You just hat karate.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Bro. The whole family were assholes. So the Fuo Karate
shot me bro in the water and I went ah.
And when I was drowning, Bro, I was trying to
get my big total touch and I couldn't touch. I
couldn't touch the ground no more. And I was like
fucking But then I felt like the hook on my
show olders oh right away, and they fucking dragged me
back to the shadow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Jesus, that's crazy, Bro, while you're here, dude, fuck man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I was gonna say you at twelve thirteen years old,
you couldn't swim then?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Not good?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Could you swim? Then I could. When I look when
I swim, it looks like I'm trying not to drown. Oh,
like it must be because swim like this. It must
be because I do do occupied.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
It was fat, but I was floated, so I was
just like raw automatically to the top like a boot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
So I could never have trouble not swimming, so I've
never had experience. Plus, there was never lifeguards in the stocks,
so you had to learn how to save yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
We had to learn how at least float.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I think my mom, I think I drew almost drawn
because I had eaten earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Oh you're supposed to wait like thirty minutes, wait before
you you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Wait thirty minutes for that pooze clothes dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Who's eating at the public pool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Though, everybody, brother, we got fucking free lunch sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I keep forgetting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so I just very hot, little
toasted up in Highwich.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I didn't know the reason. Yeah, okay, I was gonna say,
it makes sense why they give away free lunches during
the summer, because I think most of those kids the
only time they get free food is from school, So yeah,
are out of school they need to That does make sense. Yeah,
yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
I grew up around the church, so it was like
a lot of free lunches in that aspect for that.
But I've never been like around like the public ship.
But it was like mostly around the Catholic church. So
like when you guys were talking about summer camp, I
was like, no, my summer camp was tight.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
But I was like, no, that's not. You guys are
like on the bigger, big city. Because yeah, because I
had to pull out the public pools. It'd be like
I remember going there was like three bucks and after
that they give you like chips sandwich and uh, I
forgot what else, but that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Was like the meal. The swimm pool didn't give you
enough food, but the park did. Yeah, I'm gonna come
into the post starving, fucking starving.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Like you've never eaten before in your whole whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yeah yeah, and then you eat the biggest sandwich with
chips in it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I wish, bro, I would go in a bakery and
just eat two breads without them looking at from.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Here gonside the baker. This baker, I think the best
bakery in l A brook.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Man v O R I t a bro. These people
make cinnamon donuts where cinnamon stakes two in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Its actual Mexican donuts.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Wow right now it's crazy packed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I'm not lying, Bro. Like you see these guys like
through the window like three in the morning, like making
the fucking the doll already.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Well, they had my dad farted there. Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
There's always some dad's fartening a bakery. Always some Mexican
dad fartning a baker.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Because some lady who didn't like us, she told me
to complain to a pop pitch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
My problem with Mexican baker is we don't know how
to make chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Yeah, we don't know how to make donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Bro, we don't to make donuts, e.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
There, don't know how to make any brother that sweet.
Put it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yeah, we make going. I mean our bread is our
distinct bread. But like, like that's people's complaints. You bring
Mexican bread to like an office to go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
They're so confused to They're looking at it like witnesses,
and I'm like, oh, it's like a Mexican like don
It's great, it's just different span it's not really though.
It's good with coffee. I love it, dude, But you're right.
People that don't and I've never had it before, they're
kind of like confused. They stay away from it. Like, Bro,
I think maybe it's just because like we're ever since
we're kids, we've been eating at her.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I grew up around like my grandmother had a bakery
grown up, so really yeah, yeah, in Stockton, it's it's
still going on. But like she sold it in like
the like the nineties, so she had gone thief fluss
on the side. Uh as the I'm gonna get it
tattooed on me, but GUNI fluss cooking pigs on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
But yeah, that was she was Victoria.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
So when she came into this country, uh, her name
is Victoria Leander and then she bought the identity of
a dead woman and her government name was rose Pinah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Yeah, there you go. That's a no. I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
I just used to get free bread. I was treated
like a prince there until like two thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That you could have taken over this place, bro, Yeah,
I could have the king's kids.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
If my mother would have taken it over, I would
have definitely been a baker.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
The new generation of this new generation of pantos are
not there. They're making better than.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Our passion, as they should.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Because I saw a documentary where this is trans Man
and she makes conchas that are different colors, like rainbow colors.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I get excited when that one. I get excited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
So transperson makes a gold bakery.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Because to us, we're used to the whole box and
when we see something different, it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
It's it's the it's the cuisine evolving, it's the cuisine,
like when they do new flavors, when they play around
with stuff, it's fucking exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I love it's it, but they keep it over school.
Like if you got a regular, if you can make
a good U.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Like those, those are so good, the right amount of ginger,
the right amount of cinnamon, ship of bakeries.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
I'm not making vessels anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Just continued.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
It's like when you go there's no French cruliers anyone,
when you go to a Dona place.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
I like vessels.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Those are so good, man, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
But the problem with me with Mexican bread is like
I mean the next day is it's a brick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
You could kill somebody with it. Oh yeah, it's fucking terrible.
We went, we were Ijuana and like we're all parting
after because they used Montay like like larde to cook
the bread.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Oh my god, no, your parents do they put lard
to make My.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Grandmother yeah, yeah, but she would get that way. My
grandma was fucking she would get like she would have
you'd have to hire Mexican bakers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
She'd have to get bakers from Mexico to do that.
So they did like the most vast way of doing things.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Well your fit panda growing up or.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Now my favorite pann me too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I can't go wrong. I mean I don't think they're sweet,
but I'll eat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Ten of them corns hot and soft.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
And talking about Iguana Bro, the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Iguana Bro and the conscios, they're oh my gosh, bro,
like it's funny because you could tell them him with
a large but do it. We're all parting after fucking
fan big fat ye fat bread.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
So this place is this this Tijuana, Mexico is so
busy that they have a times. There were times when
all the bri is gonna come out, like I want
to get there. When the okay, we had three o'clock
and four o'clock and what time do the yeah schedules
schedule at two pm? All the conscios come out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yeah that is beep beep, you know what I mean,
like a little train coming down.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Heave has with hard ass cookies, Bro, that messa I
don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
But it's because that frosty you were saying, how like
fucking Mexicans don't know how to you don't know how
to make like uh donuts or the cookies because it's
always like the big old chocolate chip cookie what the
fuck do we do? We like fall apart? What the
funk happens?

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
We just let's just make the plain is white cookie
and then put dots of chocolate that tastes like dust.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
But the chicks don't even melt. But the chocolate chips
are not inside the fucking cookie, They're on top of it.
You know, I don't even get me started. Like chokies.
I like Chunky's. I like I like how they crumble.
I like choky your little silver teeth beast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
You know people are gonna hate on me. I'm gonna
I hate on this. The Mike Cans will be what is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It, the chrue hustle pocket but protroversial.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Bro not doctor giggles. Bro oh Man, we don't make
good hamburgers. I told you, Bro, Mexicans don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I don't want to be the first.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I don't want to be the first. But if you
go to Mexico, man, don't expect to find a good hammerger,
even if it says in and out on it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
It disgusts me when I went, like you go to
like a Mexican food place and then a white guys
like Mexican police got pretty good burgers, Like stop lying,
Stop lying. Just have to fucking tacos to stop lying
about the burger.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
It's not good. I'll fool like like man like, I
get mad at it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
But they just cook the ship out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
And I'm like, what you know harmon?

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, they put harmon, fucking weenies sucking up like what
do you what the torta.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
But I told like Silicon City, when I was in
Mexico City, it seemed like they were trying not to
make a torta and it just kept coming, Like I'm like,
what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Dude likes just different versions of a torta.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Man Like, I don't know, I know some amos.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
It's just the same way that you're in America. They'll
fuck up a taco. They're sucking up hamburgers in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
It's the same ship.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
It's the same ship, and they just try to force it,
like they just try to like maybe a weddo will
come or maybe, uh, somebody the new generation wants the
American taste. But okay, if we want that, but don't
put avocado and then pickled came.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You know what, man, don't get none no celan onion
and radishes that mahammagir.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah? What the are you doing? Like, don't make me
an al pasto hamburger?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, and same thing goes. Remember fucking like, uh, that
place I told you about a Cafe Gratitude. I mean
I got burrito, Bro. They put cabbage inside of burrito.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Bro, Why and pickled cucumbers and cucumbers too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
I'm like, what the fuck is this place a cafe Gratitude.
Cafe Gratitude was not grateful? Yeah? Wait what what what
is the environment of cafe? It's very coldish hipster.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Is but it there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Hipsters put cabbage.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
This is what they do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
And it was like fucking fifty bucks. I was pissed off.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
This is for people who watch Real Time with Bill
maher Man. This is not for you. This is for
like intellectuals.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
But this is what this is why. This is what
you eat, bro, while you're listening to m PR money.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
You fuck your poly they girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
When NPR says we need a donation, you're eating that
twenty out of burrito. You better donate, bro, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Yeah, I was so mapping, like like you said, no,
Bill and Mark, but Hambergers were okay there for like
Mexico or Mexico. No, I'm sorry, dude, maybe there are
some hamburgers, because like it always looks like the big
old patties, like for fucking the movie Good Burger, the
Mondo Burgers, Rry Burger, Look at Mondol Burgers. It always
looks like the big old fucking patties are Like, what is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Everyone's trying to make a crusty grab in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Look the Mondo Burgers, Like, look at that like a
big old fucking bigg as hell for no reason. Yeah,
you know, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Murphy explaining the fucking him trying to get McDonald's and
his mom makes a big ass bell peppers and ship
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
That's what they make. They make the Eddie Murphy Burger.
But everything else is amazing, amazing. Oh my gosh, dude,
Like when I thought that bright, it's like nice and
I toasted.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Broyeah and shrimp cocktails, nobody beats us. Oh my gosh,
shrim cocktails nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I wasn't a big cocktail guy. I've never ordered one.
I just thought it was like something my dad. I
always want to want to get one, but my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Be like, you didn't stop to him Bro, you're not
near the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
That's true, but they still do it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
You get them minus bro throwing up two for one
Wednesday nights. So good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
My dad won't let me get the goblet of fucking shrimp.
He's like, yeah, that's a that's a fucking working man's meal.
I wanted that ship he wouldn't let.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Me get it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Was this place called Mariscos and Glendale, and I think
will order that and everybody look at him. Bro, a
little white kid, blue eyes eating a big ass shrim cocktail, Bro,
instead of a coconut.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
That's the next meal. I'm mya have done that sounds good.
I've never had it. I have never had a cocktail
in my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Bro. Kill one, bros, Bro even but you have to
have some.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
They've been like fucking doing some good ship with fus
and like, uh, what's got the chair?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
How about Mexican making sushi? Bro? Are they good at it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Yeah, you know because it's not too far away from
but you know, it's it's a different sushi because you
go to to like sushi, sushi, sushi or sushi. If
we do it to white people, we have to do
it to us. But I would rather go to like
a Japanese place I've never been to. But what the
fuck is that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Sushi?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
What the fuck is that? It's right sushi, bro, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Come on dog, what the fuck is that? But that's
like we had no If.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
We have to, we do that. I rather have that
tuna castro. Your mommy, We've got too far with this fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
What is this ship? See thinking about those places like sushi.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
The girl breaks showing cleave though.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Yeah, see the thing every girl there has a fucking
BBL though, Like every you're like mine and it's bad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
It's a bad BBL. It's like I'm not a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Yeah, it's like depends booty like Rice, Like, I don't
think you're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Talking about Santa Fe Springs bbls.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
They're not good. I've been to these places where you're
not supposed to be eating sushi. When a banda loud
next you with a biggo trombone, this makes me mad?
What is happening with?

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Oh? See?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Just like how like yeah Mexican, Like I'm sorry for
the Japanese called maybe it's like half Japanese have Mexican guy,
that's doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
That's a sushi, that's a sushi burrito, sushi rito. We
we have too many hot cheetos in this world.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
I guess, like I said, you're not supposed to be
eating sushi. And there's a banda group playing like, no,
you're not loud as you like, yeah, hate you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Think people are? You think there's there's Latinos out there
eating this and they're like, man, we're eating like they're
doing Japan right now. No, they're not saying that to himself.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
I think you're right, bro, because like you're right because
these people's probably the first like it's like their for
their first exposure to fucking sushi, so they think this
is sushi right here. No, no, no, this is where
I'm being bad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
It is their first experience in sushi.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I'd rather them do it now, try it with the
flame of haa cheetahs, and then like in six months
from now, you know they're bowing, you know what I mean,
like they'll eveolf. Okay, you're right, I'm being a curmudgeon.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
You're right, but this might start fights when they go
to Japan, Like what the fuck, homie, where's the tough sushii?
What's your homie, that's crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Have you had this at these places?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I want to try though, I want to try to me.
I've had I've had like a fright sushi rose at
at Marisco spots.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
I'll go with you, but I'm gonna lie to you,
lie about it. I'll say I wasn't with you. Let's
film it, Let's go No, I don't want to film nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
That that looks. I'm not gonna lie you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
I'm mad at it, but I also the Mexican and me,
like a dog to water, wants to try it. I
want to try it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Sorry to the Japanese culture, I'm not sorry about nothing.
I'm in it for now. There's a place and uh
in Downy. It's actually pretty good, dude. It's called Fatimas.
It's a Lebanese and Mexican spot let Homie Fati mass
Fatimas and Downey. It's good, dude. But maybe these foods
are eating that, you know, the Japanese cilos in Japan,

(01:15:18):
maybe they're maybe they like this ship. Maybe I'd like
to think that they don't. Damn, look how cool you look? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
They actually look pretty tight. They actually look pretty tight.
Even the Japanese trollers. She looks bad as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
That's funny because that's how they look here, like like
like the Japanese girls, the Asian girls that grow up
like in the hood here, like in like in Lincoln Heins,
they grow up like kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Like mm hmm, I like it, dude, Look at those
fucking are we just warning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Up all the three black mice? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Ag fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
You got shot by Gundom bro Okay, I'm Asiano as
that's the flaming hat.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Cheto rolls right there. Yeah, the flaming hat cho Roles.
I didn't know they were the Chino They're from Chino.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Yeah, they're sucking. Someone said right there they got fucking
uh what's it called actress and hydraulics. I think Asians
are like the ones that we just let.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Them the who was tortillas? Bro To be hard?

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Oh my god, you guys, have have you ever seen
I know it's like an American, but you have ever
seen an Asian gang member in a Mexican gang?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
American me, Yeah, I know that, but I'm saying that,
but I'm talking about Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
We had I grew up with in my neighborhood. There
was a bunch of Vietnamese in our gang shout out
to Hung and Dug fomb Hong and Fong two brothers.
Has he the hot dogs stand now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
It's and it's not American means it's American. It's American bond.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Mes And we had their sister here in our podcast.
Wow yeah, got her name.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
They end up in stocked and they end up becoming
like uh like crips. Yeah, the kids of Cambodians.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
A lot of rips.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
It's not a Cambodian crips with like the same mullet, yeah,
the top and then like the same.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
There's Cambodian trollos that look like like you yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Yeah yeah, there's like there's like Cambodian crip.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Rapp they're called Dadsy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
What the yeah that those are the most intimidating, yeah
right here. But you see like here, you see a
lot of that, especially like in the San Diego Valley.
You see like a lot of Asians and Mexicans, like
you know, like that's where I get Chinese food. The
San Group of Valley.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
We have friends that look Asian and their nickname end
up being Chane their whole life because they look Asian.
I wonder if I'm in the Asian community, just like
some Asian guy would not so slanted eyes and he's dark.
I don't know if they call him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Paisa Paisa or like went back TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Or border brother brother, more Mexican than Chinese to them,
what do they They probably call him or something. Yeah, Wan.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Wong Wan.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
One Tony.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
But I was gonna say, you got to go to
Fatimas and downy. Bro. They have they have like it's
really good, dude, because they have it. It's Mexican. It's
Mexican and Lebanese mixture food.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Bro. It's like pretty good Mexican and Lebanese. Yeah. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
So the gardna, you know, I mean like like a
pars that's what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Yeah, al pastore is a trumpo that that we that
the Lebanese when they came to Mexico they brought that
and then that that's in and we didn't have whatever lamb,
so we ended up using pork and that's what alastor is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Okay, hot cheetles is good, but I don't think they
should go on everything now bro. Yeah yeah, I know,
but it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Seeing those bottles and so now they put rioting and
yeah yeah, and they make it like a like a
big old.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
The bombs, the video bombs. Yeah yeah, I had those before.
It tasted the same. It's actually pretty good, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
But every time I have those, you're like supporting some
small business, you know, like someone someone's cousin.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
They need to sell, right, kids, Like you know what,
I'm gonna start my own business.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
You shouldn't, you really should You could do so, you're
gonna sell fucking flaming hot cheetle bombs out of your
fucking trunk.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
But all right, I tell people, don't don't open up
a restaurant, man, before you clean your house, because I
was dirty fuck already, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Yeah, have the health inspectors come to your house first.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Yeah. Man, all you guys, wellness chick and all the
people in your family.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Do you guys remember when that chick was pouring bleach
all over all the tacos the taco ship.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Yeah yeah, that told that taco stand three times. Yeah,
not to sell that rotten meat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Bro Yeah, it was it was actually the flip.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
It was actually the business that was like because like
if she didn't do that, what they were going to
do is pack up and then go like to a
different and sell the same meat that was spoiled. So
she was like, fuck you, So she put bleach all
over it. But the only context is it looks like
a bad lady doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
She let that lady that was walking out with all
the rotisserie chickens, and everybody was told her, you stupid bitch,
your dumb ass, you whore. But she was going to
feed the home with all those chickens.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
They still was it at Costco? Yeah, that's Costco rules, man,
one per person.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
She had two cards, Bro. They were fucking yelling at
her like she was Maria Antoinet Bro and Friends eighteen
sixty going out to the guillotine.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Have you been in the Costco line for rotsty chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
I love it, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
It's like it's like signing is signing up for war.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Man. I'm offered to say that I never had a
Costco card, and I've been around people that got their
Costco card turned down.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Oh so I see, I iced to do what I
used to. Dude, I see do a Insta card and
they gave me like a Costco card, and I guess
I could only use in California.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
It's Pittsburgh game.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
We're in Pittsburgh, Bro, Like, what the fuck do how
does because you're not working? Bro? Like, wait, you couldn't
use I promise these guys. But then Adam Murray had
a but I have all I am a member now
from the from Costco.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
So the pizza is good. It is good, dude, but
I don't know how these fat motherfuckers trying to wrap
up that sandwich around the pizza make other pizza food.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Yeah. Yeah, the fucking uh we call the fucking the
Costco guys were called boom, were called retarded. Those guys
are the Costco guys. Yeah yeah, those guys. Those guys
are annoying, very stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Jesus Christ, we.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Bring the boom. I think it just it did. But
like they're famous though, they're famous as the Wrizzler. Bro.
So they got famous because what Costco guys? Of course,
we fucking love doing this. And then what do they
call the Costco the Costco ho ship. Dude, they got
famous because he did a.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Costco bros never heard of him?

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Oh bro, just now they've been big for like this past.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Year, Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
That kid is gonna be big for the next ten
and the Costco guys.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Of course, we like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Yeah, that's that was the whole thing. What is that kid?

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
That kid looks like a like a like, he looks
like a kid, but also a man who was first
to be a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
The Rizzler, Yeah, the Wrizzler.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Why does he look like a man and a child
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Yeah, steroids.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
All the Costco chicken bakes. Yeah, look at him. Holy shit.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
We use that family every night.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Bro, we bring the boom. Yeah, party, just fucking chicken bigs.
Who we made this famous?

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Not we?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Society? Society? Yeah, the Costco guys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
You have a special.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
I have a special. It's called Yolanda. We just we
just sold it to to be.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
It Yeah, I sold it to to be and it's
free and everyone can watch Everybody can watch it. That's
the best part. There will be one thousand high blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Commercials, but you can watch it. Dude, you definitely watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Uh and uh I also got anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
No, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Also, I'm wearing my dad's clothes. It looks like I'm
wearing my dad's shirt. When I have to start getting
shipped when I get you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Should to wear one of those Corey Hokum outfits.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
I fucking Corey holcom show Corey holcome as big as
Hell's big ass fucking jackets, big ass jackets, big ass jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Rob those Zuzu jackets, Brona. But when you wear three
X and you don't tailor ship, it's just like you're
wearing your dad's clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
The arms are all long.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
And ship Yolanda out on your YouTube YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
It's on two B, it's out on Amazon Prime. Are
we plugging dates?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Two? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I'm gonna be at Rooster t.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Feathers in Sunnyville, California, this Friday and Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Hell yeah, hell yeah. T tell the owner for the
same owner from however, long hair, black hair lady. Yeah,
like fifty seven. Yeah, tell us what only been there
once with Willie?

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Tell you say what up?

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Tell I was there that the time when Willy went
up on stage and halfway through his Zach got off
and brought me back up and went to this ship.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
No, No, that's you're the third comic. That's I think
Coco did that once, didn't he He went to take
his ship.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Well, like, yeah, that's so funny, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
We're staying at the they put you up right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
The Wild Poms I think it's called or some ship,
some fucking random hotel that sponsors the actual show. Yeah,
but it's cool. Yeah, I gotta I get to stay
with it. We're at the features, staying with me. That's
the part I don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I might get him his own rong, like the same room,
or yeah, I might get him his own room.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
There's a there's a motel stick close to the club.
That's pretty cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Yeah, I went to get the feature of the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Hell yeah, were staying. We're going.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Uh, what's it called this, Frider? I mean, I'm gonna
be at the Growlings Theater doing a comedy a set
not improving then Uh in two weeks I'm headlining the
mic Drop and Chandler Arizona. Let's go. So come on out, guys,
it's me fun. It's uh December twenty seventh, two days
after Christmas, so that doesn't me fine?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Yeah cool. I'm gonna be at Lousville. Oh yeah, next
Thursday through Saturday. Yeah, or Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
I'm gonna say I did a show with Filippe at
this past Saturday or Friday at Uh, I walk into
the casino, and I took a picture of a fan,
and uh, we did like a thing with his hands, Bro,
do this see in my hand, do this thing with
your hand with me? And then I guess we end
up throwing up his gang sign.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
From his hood. What gang was it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Okay, I'll say we did like an h and then
I guess hazard No, he's like Hawaiian Gardens. Hold me
like a Mexican guy. I'm like, oh, ship, dude, Hawaiian Gardens.
I don't know they had a gang. Bro, I don't
know you were how you're fucking plugging his gang?

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Yeah, Hey, guys, check him out and be at the
liquor store next rive eighty eighth Street. Crips a good crowd, right,
it was great, bro, Oh my gosh, it was fun, dude.
Parva Gania.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Bro, they.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
You left either, it was good? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Joe was there right and Gabby?

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Yeah, I took Joe to to Bakers. You never had
it before.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
It was good, bro, because it's basically like if like
if if water Burger Internet had a baby, Dude, you
have Bakers. It's only in the I Bro. It's good, dude, Okay,
it makes you petal.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Yeah, breath burritos there, Yeah, my chocout burritos.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Bro, your eyes went to sleep for they are all right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Man. Bakers does have you know, like McDonald's apple pie
the holidays? They have a punkin pie.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Yeah, okay, it's good, Okay, I'm excited about I want
to go when you're like in Ontario, they have that
right there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
They check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
It looks like it's baked in the old fashioned egg roll,
you know when with the old egg rolls. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Oh my god, the heat. Wanton Rappers, I think, yeah,
oh yeah it is. You're right Wanton Rappers.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Bro. Somebody said fire Bakers is What's up? Food podcast?
Go check out the do You Even? Binge? Podcasts are
talking about Christmas movie this week Lisa as spars the
Philippe Sparsa. Also go watch History for Fools, where Philippe
Sparsa and Bush Escobar try to sum up a history

(01:28:09):
subject in one week and talk about it and make
it interesting. While other people are just doing history podcasts
every other month. They're gonna do all this research and
get it all boring what we do and listen to
that podcast for a whole hour. The best parts from it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Cliff notes, we will give them shot outs by the way,
So there you go. I also say, if you're gonna
do like a thing about Christmas movie, you should go to,
uh the Grizzold House this week. See we might go
there this week if you go down, go there. So Like,
there's a house in Lamorada and they do the whole
Christmas vacation house, like they recreate the whole about that.
It's bad that fikes know they have food, bro, it's

(01:28:50):
a lomarda the the Christmas Vacation House, the Grizzold House.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Shitter's full.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
It's badass, bro, it's cool. Check it out they have
they have like the dummat in the movie. There are
they already out? Is it already out? December fifth? That's
so I think Friday, that's when they gonna put out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Look they have the fucking trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
They have like lady, I have to take my old lady, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I recommend it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Shout out to the guy who gave me this T shirt.
Chin Gassos. It's a Christmas whatever. If you want to
take them out, it's called Chin Gassos. C H I
N G. A z oh s chin gassos and if
you ever saw me wear that shirt that says Mexican
and a Batman logo, that's where I got it. Also,

(01:29:32):
if you watch do you even beage in two weeks
Lisa wearing Felinas?

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Oh yeah, hell yeah dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Yeah, man, they have good I bought the I got
me a T shirt that one, and I bought that one,
the one with the Santos.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Oh that sweater looks fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I have to get it, bro. I'm gonna put lights
on that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
And I got a T shirt of one. It has
it has what's his name bad Bunny on it and
it's and on the bottom it says all halftime.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Oh that's cool, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
So yeah, man, like guys make good stuff. Man like
interesting stuff. One that says bad girl. It says bad
Schola or Chinoana. I don't know, man, I like the stuff.
The Christmas weater is not like a traditional Christmas weather.
I don't feel like a Christmas weather, but it's a
it's nice to wear for a party. If you want

(01:30:29):
to add stuff to it, I think if you're gonna
make a Christmas weater, but better to the cheapest Christmas
water you can find, like the cheapest one, and then
start adding little things to it like lights or if
you want to tape a join on it, or fucking
math pipe on it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Don't make it funny Christmas meth pipe.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Put in a Mexican hamburger on there with ham on it,
you get a hamburg yess on Mexico. It does have
a lot of harm on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
It's a I think. I think that's what they think
in their head brow more to guess that's fucking and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
They had like a man. I had a hamburger one
time in Mexico stupids with my cousin and my uncles,
and it was good, dude. But when we were driving
back to La in the truck and we're farting, we
got to the restaurant, I told my brother like, I
don't know why they put gas for COO on it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
They don't have they don't have fucking boarding American sliced cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
No, because you're right, they don't use American sliced cheese.
They use the fucking the cheese that is like fucking
the good cheese like and it's so thick.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
On a burger American American sliced cheese. It's the cheese
that is made in American and processed in America, and
then those laws are against the laws in other countries
like Mexico probably, so they probably won't make that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
They got it. I think they got that cheese. I
just think some pocato expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
I saw a video, Bro, they get cheap takhetto one
time in the video and he got a little lemon.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
He fucking slapped that twenty eight sizes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Put them away chili moning. Come on, that's funny, that
gando because it is it's cheese that they use. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
The fucking burgers out there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
That just ruins everything. Yeah, Bro, for me, Like, if
it's not American cheese, throwing the trash, Bro, I don't
want to know. I don't want to moderate Jack cheese
cheese cheddar, yeah, cheddar. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Has to be yellow, Bro, it has to be yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
It can't be no cheese with holes on it, like
the cartoons. Ain't nobody wearing a shirt that shirt, Bro,
look like Pops to the left.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
My dad would buy Monterey Jack, and then that would
be just putting.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Put in a hamburger everything and put in a Hambiger.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Case the Hamburger, I'd be the cheese on everything.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Man. I got a pizza one time, bro, and made
by relative you know, you know, the National man, and
they made it with Monory Jack. Bro, just like Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Yeah, dude, it's like like the big old fucking block,
a little big letdown, Bro, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
A slice of Monory Jack with a with an onion
taste to eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
They cut it with an onion knife. That'ship fucking block,
water butter in it, greasy ass cup and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
The Food Network podcast Welcome People.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Yeah, basically, Bro, do you do you even eat? That's
the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Do you even eat? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Big you're the name of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
You're you're you're a big eating something and then people
look at you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
I'm horrid of that look at the fair when they're like,
or I got a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Restaurant, what do you What are you eating? What is that?
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
I've done that too before?

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
What are you eating?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
So yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
I always go yeah because I because I'm it's like
you guys, because I know I don't look great. I
know there's fucking shrapnel of something of whatever the fun
I'm eating all over my face, so I'm like lomaine
or I hate that because it's been it has been
asked because they're asking because of the fact of how
fast I'm probably eating it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Why are you so.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Excited about that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Well, you're choking, sir. You're in soup.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
That tonight, I mean tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Lentils.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
No, no, lentils, no lentils.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Do you even? Benji?

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
That's funny? Do you even? BINGI is funny because I
keep thinking that's coming from more there? What are the
what are the other sounds? It's like a fart afar. Oh,
that's funny. Butcher's face on it. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
We're gonna get Rodrigo's laugh next. Yours.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Ha, that's funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Oh yeah, go check out the What's Off Will podcast.
Every week we're at an episode and something.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
More episodes than fucking uh then fucking uh the tonight show. No,
they have a hunch episode something loaded. Flippa said, this
podcast has outlive a whole bunch of podcasts from like
when he started it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
You know, it takes a lot of determination to fucking
I mean keep a podcast going.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Man, yeah, man, like it was so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
We had a sidekick on the podcast, bro, a sidekick
as a sidekick, not psychic, a psychic, a psychic and
out sidekick. Yeah psychic.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Yeah, she she was you go cry, bro, No she didn't. Yeah.
Remember she found out her uncle through the dead uncle.
What the fun?

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
And then she brought a powerranger with her, like like
like a retired poateranger like Norma, Yeah, Norma the Mexican Powerranger. Yeah,
I would have her.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Yeah, Bro, we have this lady named Rna Velaskis and
she told us straight up right there city.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
When there's a ghost that she's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
The illegitimate daughter of like India Maria, Yeah, and her
father from Domingovelsko.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
So she was saying like she was saying, ah, bunch
of stuff and she's a psychist.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
She won the lottery and spend it all in going
out and with your clubs.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Sounds very like it's all legit, like it's all true.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
She's from Victorville too, dude. Do you believe her?

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
No, yes, we know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
I don't believe in that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
I don't have proof that it's a lie. Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I love that logic. You're like, yeah, you have faith
in her. Yeah, okay, that's that's what faith is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
But the guy was a Blue Ranger, the green Ranger Blue.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
It was weird. You just showed up drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
What he was drunk? Was he?

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
I don't know. I think I know. Somebody brought a
bottle of fucking nineteen forty two.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Okay, so at first just started she was a psychic.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Now it's a crazy no, No, it was another psychic. Okay,
we had a real psychic here, a medium, a medium.
She was large.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
I'm a triple ex Okay, so you've had a medium.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
It was can I ask as, what was the craziest
guess you've ever had in your long span career.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Craziest guess?

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Chi chi Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Yeah, Angel South. He kept bringing people out of nowhere. Bro,
this guy that looked like John Nick Swarson, Nick Swartson.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
But Chi Chi, he just kept bringing people out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Yeah, some of them on a who live on the body?
Are we live? Buddy? Are we light? Poppy?

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
And he kept inviting me he can't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
He invited people in a live chat to party with him,
and they showed up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
This Russian guy that yeah, the Russian guy. I looked
at John saying he was just like right there, like
like this.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Guy showed up with a bag of powder and a script.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Yeah yeah it was crazy, but like people kept showing
it was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
You want to do this blow? Signed to do this
movie like that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Yeah, how about I don't want to do your blow.
I don't want to do your fucking What kind of
deal is that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
He goes, No, he was like he was the real deal.
Were here on this podcast saying, Poppy, hold to putty
right now where we're at, we're bring yo Jo Badne
by the airport, Bobby whoa? So he he just had it, Bro,
somebody that was shining brought it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Somebody sent me a link for a movie he was in,
like a you know, like the Troller movies. I just
go straight to fucking like the Walmart bin the DVD
like he was in one of these. To b Now
its to be? Not to Be is the new fucking Uh?
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Dog?

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Well here, don't hey, don't put some respect on to
Be's name for all right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
We got high blood.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Pressure, Toby Man, my fucking my movie, I'm not like that?
No more might be on too Be? Bro? The guy
making a deal right, now for five bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
We'll see dog.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He said something, Bro, that is this a fact? He
said that he has to get two thousand views or
something to get paid on to B.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
I don't know how to get paid. Man, you're asking
the wrong guy. I don't know none of that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
I should be asking questions. I just head ride first
in and they just told me, hey, we got to B.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
I'm like, okay, right here. This is the movie is in.
It's called The Streets. It's like it's like the Gangster.
It's like the gangs, fucking fast and the Furious. Look
look at you? Can you look up the streets with
a Z with a Z? Yeah, movie and the angel
Sala Sary. Look at the Z kills me?

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
No way, is that the guy from Terminator to the kid,
the one in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
When did this new husband?

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
The one in the middle. Is that the guy from Terminator? No,
it's Terminator to the kids Edward for No.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
That was, oh my god, that's not Edward. It looked
like him. I thought it was, Oh the shit. These
movies get made, guys, These movies get fucking made.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
You know the terminal were to come back to look
for Edward Furlong. Now he wouldn't recognize them. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
No, Edward Furlong looks like a fucking sky at one
bro No, he looks like someone wearing some skin mask.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
You know what I mean? He weren't Captain Kirk mask. Yeah.
The Street Was it about? Was it about?

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
It came out in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
It's got everyone's Facebook to the picture.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Joining us the action pat trauma, where you're engaging the
struggles in life in the streets. You will see how
the story unfold when a young man is determined to
fight his way out of the streets. There's a lot
of hardship, deception, and betrayal with this young man succeed
in the life of the or where the streets claimed victory.
I don't know, man, it's not mentioned the streets already.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
And know also also this was this is They didn't
even bother to do the spacing correctly.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
If you look, some of the commas are too close
and ship like right here, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
How far? And is from what the fuck is going
on here? Someone did We're trying to get out of
the streets with this podcast what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Yeah? Film with controversy didn't get paid.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
I don't know. Oh no, oh no, oh my god,
didn't sleep well.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
If you're trying to play it to b if that's
one of the many high blood pressure ads these movies are.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
There might be a Manjaro ad.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
You know, you can't even play it because we're waiting
on ads, probably in a movie called oh Man.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Are you allowed to say?

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Yeah? I'm in a lot of movies. Bro, they're not
even out there. Here we go, here we going?

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
No, Wow, you gotta go to You think it's a
one ad thing, dog, it's two.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Everything fifteen seconds man, and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
They're not even showing you the ad. They're just serious.
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
The movie not even that long?

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Wow, I'm sure they first they filmed this on like
the first iPhone.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
I feel asking myself, God, I don't want to remember
Angel Salas are like this. Wait, it's way better than
I thought it was. Okay, Gino is no joke. You
can't just.

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
Skip that accident, bro, No matter said that part time Broat.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Has more than you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
What did they want?

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
So many expensive cars?

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Here's gonna take care of this very handshake? What fuck?
A little shot with my camera? The came?

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Boom, boom boom.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
Why does it go from color to black and white?
No one got any right? Like what the people? It
looks way better? I hear it's get right out of
a good.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
Field the other place the other the black and white
is it was shot with different out there see.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
No glasses, sneakers logo?

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Is anything that can help us describe these men.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
Guy Martin Diesel.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Edward Furlong, Right, No, that's not that's she's new boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Bro. Oh that's not Murna.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Is is a Murna Garca's not.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
We need to talk about this now.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Host the trailer, I got no idea what was going on.
They given the whole plot away, Bro, It was just
cuts of random seeds.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
She was about to join before doing that line.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Bro, you need to get better. I got the random.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I've never seen you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
I know you love her. They're not even miked, you
know what?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Not was an extra? I would.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
This is four minutes long.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
B I'm like, I'm in that quick ski seen right here.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
I leave it right there?

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Cut me Bro, well him on the podcast too.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Did you guys know you had the whole castle in
the streets here?

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
You have to castle the streets here.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
Which about this team was hard to shoot?

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
They're not miked none, nobody's miked.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Okay, I can't just hurry up?

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
How you know they're not mike.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
It sounds echoey. It sounds echoey.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
That's a fucking CD. I right there, BRO, saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
That's a horrible season. Look all those can you show
how me? There's like forty people for this. There's some
money laundering coin on here? Bro? What the fuck all
these Look at all these people starring.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Looking Edie Rivera junior, Danny Rivera, John Rivera. You're the
same guy, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
This was a coke project? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
I can't wait to watch it, Bro, Angel sellers are
gee chi.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Wow, dude, there's more stars than there are people producing
the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
We should just give it a movie, Bro, we should
just react to you, like look up, look up a
movie called Must Love Dogs, Must Love Cats.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
I was in this movie. Bro, you're in it. I
play total driver, Bro, Must Love Cats, Must must Love Cats?

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
You shirts cats? I thought it was dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
I think it's cats. Bro. Then we went nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
Oh no, no, if it probably yeah, probably it's not
even coming up. It's only Must Love Dogs Must Love Cats.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
Where to watch Must Love Cats is coming up? I
don't know where that's at though.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Oh just look at philipp As parts of Must Love Cats.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Okay, there's another trailer that that's really bad. That chee
cheese into too. This guy set me this.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Fucking nope on my movie are coming up this year,
but there were made nine years Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
So they're just finally releasing the products, putting on a
streaming platform and makes some kind of money from you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Every time I get no TV credit. They pushed a
movie again, Bro, that's gonna come up but doesn't come out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
There's another movie that she is in. It's called A
Higher Power. You can see the trailer on YouTube. A
Higher Power. It's hot Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
When I watched Blue Beetle on the on the fucking
plane and you came in and you're like, oh, yeah,
I did that because you're like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
They're trying to send me home without lunch. Bro to
the next hour there, sweet, he did not.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Look at cheat in the middle. You see that? Yeah,
high and it's just set in l a bro, I
mean fun. Watch the trailers on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Who watches People who Love Concrete lives right here?

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Here people who like.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Fuck man who said, oh man, killers on Beacholo the
best more I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
There's a killers on Bacholo? There should be is there
is no fucking way, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Kill.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
Gang balance, terror, horror gore they took together George Perez
bro at least there might. I don't hate this one.
This It looks good. It seems like they got real
cholos for this one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Who should put the more tighter on her?

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Now, guys, not because of that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
He's good, dude, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Cool, chichy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
My life is to know and he's he's sucking up?
Are you wait? But I don't really left that in
real life. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Know, if I don't exact thumb, you know, like the
only thing I was like is then that's all that's
the ohmar gooding.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Your brother.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
A little planchet homie. Okay, I don't hate this one.
That's the check with the BBL. I think, yeah, oh
that's a guy from Operation Repo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
That's a real lighting right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
How your pet homes? I would actually watch that. Look
up a vampire it cammetterate, let's watch it, bro?

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
Is this real? Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
I'm not seeing it, Monstro. That one Bro Zombies.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
That one was the one that they came out.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Where is this odd? I need to watch?

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Came on a driver Bola talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
It went viral, so it's like it's like a it's
like a cult movie now for this movie was the
driving theater, Bro for gothic trolos. Yeah, she takes up
all the homies, Bro and the drive bys again they
put that trollo together.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Bro, franking, franking, food.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Punching Stein, Pancho Stein. Oh my god, Yeah, Bro, they
put the battery charger on him. Imagine hydraulic.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
It was the movie, Bro was hilarious. These are the
foods that work out, but they were like zombie zombies.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
So so then they don't even end up like eating
people because they're too busy fighting each other.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
It's a crazy movie, Bro, this one.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
These are the foods that got hired at university studios
to work. This is ridiculous. I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
They're partying dog like real zombies and ship. This is
the kind of movie you gotta watch after you open
all your presence.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Wow, this movie is a trip trip. This is a
new genre. This is hood.

Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
He's just threw them in the hollow back Lake. It
is a new genre that not being is blowing up
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
It's hood gore right what tails from the hood?

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Remember that from the chlo tell Us from the body
of Homie.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Is that six figs c g.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
I Bro like it was done it at home?

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
One taker died trying is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
We wanted to blow up Colossus, Bro, because.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
There blowup colossues service flaming hot cheat on the hand. Wow,
these are the tattoos that trolls get on their bodies.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
This movie. You gonna watch it, Bro, eating a hamburgerl
with cattle for the school on.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Now you know the little flaming hot cheetos sushi's Wow,
that was I want to watch it next Halloween season.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
That's what's up full podcast. Thank you very much for
the very funny so through Heed being a guest on
the show. Thanks for having again.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Very fun Damn dude watching so now we review hood movies.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
You guys gotta do the bench ship on the trollos.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
I'm down, Bro, that's because I know there's there was
a There was this Cholla that went viral and she said, Man,
if you ain't at the movie theater right now, and
set face. Bring watching fucking zombie Cholos, you eat ship homes.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
Damn he and the Sleepers and gat like Casside and
Trollo zombies too. They're should be fucking booked to do
fucking Boss Zombie.

Speaker 2 (01:52:32):
She should be doing. She should be in a new movie, brother,
John Canny in her life. Bro, that movie Space space
Box too. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
Yeah, she's built like John Candy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
You're right, what's all fool? Thank you guys for listening.
Right now I'll show you

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Zombie smoked PCP with Cholos
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