EP 556 - With Marcella Arguello - What's Up Fool? Podcast

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's Up Full?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
What's Up Full? Podcast? Welcome to the What's Up Full? Podcast,
The only podcast has been around since five hundred and
forty nine episodes.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
This podcast has been around since Obama's president.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, man, there's people here that are there were an
episode one and don't even use the credit. You're a moron.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
They're fucking up, bro.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
But there doing the same jokes too.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh for sure, in the same fucking small.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Town doing on Byron Allen.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, How the fuck everybody's getting on
that ship, dude, I mean, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Seventy three episodes they're probably doing.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, they're doing more. I think they're doing like five
thousand episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So he took over the timeslout for the After Midnight,
After Midnight, which did Yeah, I won.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I didn't do it. I won the whole thing, but.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
You did the original Midnight.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Original bunch of times. But the second one I did
a few times with.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I won one.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, hell yeah, you beat me at Morgan Murphy.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It was great. It was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We all had curly hair.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, people were losing it.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It was like a theme night or yeah, I think
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, And then and then the final finale. I won
the whole thing. I won the whole after midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So you're a champion, you're under.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Champion, and I still can't get booked. Where's your sald machine?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Listen? Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, that works.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Marcela, Marcela from My Death to Californiamember, shout out to
your Smary Lanes nine. She went to a bowling at level.
They closed that three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Some ship that.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Pizza over there. Bro. I'm being like bowling at it
too in the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It was pretty good, you can tell you like they
put it like a lot of effort into it, you know,
put a lot of effort. Like the microwave like worked
a little bit harder that day.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
They keep the microwave clean. Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Little toaster, that's what they keep it clean. Oh yeah,
I like it. It was fun. That's the fun night.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Go check me out on do Knows Podcasts. I did
like all the guests on this podcast is all right. Now.
Some of the comments are like, I like when Philippe
does other podcasts. What do that mean? We don't like
when you're doing your podcast, like when you're a guest
not a host.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, they like when you get set up.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I do better other podcast probably, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
They don't like when you interview people.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
They're like when you cut me off brow what next week? People? December?
That December thirty? Next week or that's Christmas?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
We know next week is a who years?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, it's nice Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Next week Okay, December thirty, We're gonna have a big
what's a full podcast show with Drigo Torres. That's why
was Drigo Torres. It's gonna lift his feet and do
some stretching and make it out here from Riverside, California.
Also like Pears will get a furlough and get parole

(03:39):
to do our podcast on December thirty. And the Man
who Knows who who who has lived to be fifty
years old with diabetes bro diabetes he was twelve, which
Escobar will be here?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh okay, what damn dude? Like he's like the bubble
boy bro.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Remember what what did you say about him when he
ate that cake? First of all, this way the cake,
but before he cake, he hats the cake the isslid.
Then this fool said he called a universal soldier.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like an universal soldier when they checked themselves and I
was like, this guy's like fucking Johnsall and that or
fucking Goldberg, you know, or no adult laundry, you know.
He and he was like, no, no, I said that
when he was he ate the cake, you know what
I'm saying, Like when he was talking to like the
fans and what's up, guys?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
What up?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I never seen needles. That's small.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Bro's like he's here.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's crazy. I never I never been homies with
the guy with diabetes. Was just crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
You know, has two lapts, a fake one and a
real one. This is the real one. There is a
fake one. That's the one that pay this push left
pace the bat. You know it's better than that good huh?

(05:04):
You lay on the rent. So like, man, what's up?
You would have seen her within Minneapolis or you did
it and Carlton Casino.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I mean, I feel like they've seen me in a
lot of places. Multiple I've been opening for Philippe for
fifteen years. Some of the funny shows I've ever done
are with Filippe.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now you live in in the Windy City, I'm in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
What's up, fool man? We have a big fan. He
sent on our president from Australia. He made a little
cartoon right here of me or Drigo held holding a
koala because we went to the Melbourne zoo that held
a koala and there was like a free range open

(05:57):
petting zoo there at the zoo. So I saw this
his chicken wandering around. And I remember I went to
this farm, this sanctuary farm where they same animals and
the all the chickens were being held like cats. So
I picked up that chicken and I want to walk
around the chicken with like thirty minutes. And bro, when
I was playing a chicken's head, it was going but anyway, man,

(06:20):
So if you like fried chicken, it's on you. But
still anyway, so they said on the card. His girlfriend
from Japan who lived in Mostrala said it was a
wonderful year with the Dodgers winning the championship. One day.
I love to visit the stadium and watch them play.
Hope you have a lovely Christmas. I go. If you
ever make it to fucking La in the summertime, We'll

(06:42):
make sure to get good tickets so you could watch
so oh Tani play Yeah we got you Hi. Lisa
Felippe's part ros Rio and Martin wish you guys the
best for Christmas and twenty twenty six. Sadly, due to cheruffs,
we couldn't send you guys more cherry ripes ps. We
don't even like those, but I hope that's a good

(07:05):
excuse to come back down here, hope to see you
guys again. And then Alex shut up and he brought
us the the Australian version of Oreos Team Tam and
these are souta caramel brownie.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You're pretty good? And yeah, oh that's me or they're
being molested.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
And cherry chipe chunks reopened these earlier mango and cream
what you.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Already opened up?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hey no, that's seen right there for oh man, thank
you for bringing all these cherry ripe cherries. Marcella take one?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
What about the what about the the kangaroo are jerky
from last time?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah man from Australia.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Do we ate kangaroo jerky? Last time? It was weird?
Wait what kangaroo jerky?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's funny. He put my kneecap right between your legs
the way William is pushing you.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, oh man, I feel like.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
What's up? Fool? Marcellag whale man, what's up here?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I am from Chicago, Chicago right now, via Chicago.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I no, no, how's the pizzas out there compared to
little Caesars out here?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I mean, hey, a fresh little Caesars is delicious. Of course,
if you call in hot and ready, that's just delicious.
Is the problem with people is they just been going
thinking the hot and ready is hot and ready for them.
It's not. I'm here to tell you it's not. You
gotta call in you're hot and ready, and then you
get a fresh pizza for cheap as fuck, eat it
fresh in the car, burn your fucking skin of the

(08:45):
roof of your mouth, get it.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Hellong you been Los Angelus for uh.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
The first time I was moving down here was about
fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
But right this week? You even to be here all week.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm gonna be here all week. But I'm only doing
my show Wednesdays at the Hollywood Improv Lab. But it's
already sold out Tomorrow Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, people, if you want to see Marcella guayale go
check her out. After the show. She'll be hanging out
right there and you can buy a shirt, you can
do whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Come, come buy a drink I won't be driving, guys,
I finally stop drinking and driving. Shout out to that.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Shout out to that man. Two rides, Yeah, shout out
to So you should have somebody that with a good
car to take you to the Lamorada Lamorada. They have
a house that's all set up like the Christmas vacation.
That Oh my god, that the best time I ever had.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I thought that.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Bro, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
You guys are having your holiday party. I got all jealous, jealous.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I wish I bet that live out.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh yeah, so it is right there.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
So that second part, that second off, Sorry, it's all
it's fake.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's a one story house.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
But he the second part, Okay, he made.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
That part up. I mean, I guess he. I don't
know how the fuck he takes it up there every
fucking Christmas sign.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
So you just said that there's a big win. We
get charged with glass.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, dude, So this guy's been doing it since I think,
like the pandemic, or a little bit before the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
He's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
We just went there.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
We just went.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
So it's been it's becoming a popular like like a tic.
It became viral, on TikTok so lot Spot. Yeah, so
people go there underground spot.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Now, I bet you to go there like I have
a paint.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh you know, I bet you he's already been there.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Know the cop goes there? The cop?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, close.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
The cop is going to be the December twenty eight.
If you want to get beatn by a man, I
follow that. I'm doing it right now. I'll whip you
with my night stick.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
But it's a fun it's a cool ass place. Uh.
They actually saw ros and a hot hot choco.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Nice you say, rose bro like you never eat churros.
I know you like him.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I missed cheetos from Costco bro. So homeboy, he'sn't me
there yet? A cop?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
He dressed like the cop.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
He's the man of the community. Right, that's a man
of the community. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I think it's like one of the best Christmas movies
of all time.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Have you been to that play with there's been a
little people.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, I've been there. Like I think it starts popping
lot like a little bit before Christmas. It's crazy packed.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Really does he make money? Does he make money off that?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Damn? More so? He sells. He sells like, I mean
he makes money off like you know, like merchandise and
cheet ros and and a hot chocolate he sells.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, all sweating over here, right, would you
get I mean, always nervous when there's like powerful women
on the show.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
No, people people comment that shit, that's dumb. I'm comfortable, comfortable.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get the comfortable. But yeah, it's
a fun time to check out the.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Are you asking me right now?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
No, Marcel, no, you are. We will make ultra babies.
We can't.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
We will make ants full because of you.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
You think so if you have to have a baby,
it would be I don't think.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I think Mexican jeans are very dominant. I noticed the
babies like you, but I'm arab on. Also on the
savagory and side, Jewish.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Side, you have one person in Jewish, two percent.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
In talent, but still the same blood.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, I'm putture.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
If I'm sure you guys have babies. The lads will
stay the same, bro, but the torso will.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Be here crazy yeah head man like beetle juice, like, yeah,
they're going to sample that laugh right there.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Damnit.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Market time stamp.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Like that baby so luckily right there and the little hill.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
With concrete.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, that's id heat the first one. That's everybody. Alice Martinez.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
What's your Instagram? People can follow you?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I'm Marcella Comedy. You like my big ass hat? Thank
you Marcella Comedy, Marseilla two l's there. I am check
that out. I got jokes up top, got links, follow
her show, sold out, got a partner with I'm on
Abbot Elementary. I'm a new character on a elementary congratulation.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
What is that though?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
You're looking at how fat ass Felipe?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's a fixed Thanksgiving what? No, it's actually good. I
did for a long time and it was actually I
had a whole bunch.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
You can't just.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Wait one you end up beating too hell back to back.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
So my ex ex girlfriend from uh, we're uh together
since high school.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
She's your great great ex, yes.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Great grey ex you know. So her her sister was married.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
To Stephanie that bitch.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
No no no, but before before seven definite who else?

Speaker 4 (14:21):
So this girl, her sister, Dadi sab was marriage to
savador Is marriage and Savadorian and uh, I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
They brought the fucking I'm.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like, this is this.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Is a mono bel No no, no, wait, like the fucking
the bread soaked up the bread, the who goes bro?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah it was delicious. Yeah I made that for Thanksgiving.
That was that one. It was good. But you know
what you were shooting sandwiches two episodes ago. Explain yourself, Rizzo.
They're calling you out in the comments, bond me or.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Maybe the you shooting yourself, bro.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
But they're pretty good if they're if they're done good, Yeah,
they're fucking amazing.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
But like you can have some really bad ones where
like they get like a stella ass fucking you know.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
The other thing is a lot of people make them
with chicken and that ruined. Get turkey, it's so juicy.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
So another another that your your family discovered your tomali scam?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Bro, scam.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
How are you gonna do it? How how they're gonna
get back to your trust this this holiday?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I'm bringing different things now. I don't know what happened
for so okay, So I was going to my uh so,
I was bringing themalis from my was making tamalis every year,
and I was bringing to my girls Filipino family, right
I was a hero. I was a hero all the fun.
I was a hero of the fucking Christmas and things.
They're parties because people love them. Huh, they love them, bro.

(15:51):
Then after them, my aunt, she.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Didn't they like it before them, Yeah, they didn't hated me. Bro.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Then once I brought that Tamalis, they're like, where's marketing?
You know, they're looking for to see me and my fu,
my mom and my aunt's fucking oven fucking took his ship.
So I made the decision to go to fucking Bata
get them an oven, and I bought the market.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I took trappings there. I made him look like they're
fucking like I bought them.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yes, I made I bought the fucking chucking the ten.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Illuminated the tray.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The tray took him there. And I was living life
for two years like that. I was living a lie.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Right, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And then and then somehow I know what's.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Because I want to I want I want them like that.
They look forward to me, you know, David, do.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
You think that's mommy issues or daddy?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Because I wanted I want to put how many episodes.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Of y'all let's get to the real deep parts of
Martin over here.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I want to prove. I want to approval from the
Filipino family, you know.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Damn because they're smaller than you.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes and not?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
You feel like a giant.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
How did you feel? Did you feel defeated when they
busted you? Toody? Were not the ones?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
My girl? She was like, he got on her? Why
would you do that? We had something going on.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
She knew the whole time.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
My girl knew, but she knew. I was doing this
for two years, like like sucking because my when my my,
my aunt's oven fucking broke down, I was doing this. Yeah,
I know, I was leaving a lie.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
You were. You were using an oven to rewarm them.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I was putting them on the on the on the
OI and doing the yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
You went all the way out. So for this Christmas,
just made him yourself here to do all that.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
So for this Christmas, and I'm gonna bring uh the.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to fucking like South Cave.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Why don't you just don't you stop lying? Why are you?
I can't fire?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I love attention from that family from.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Their is a little bit of it. So I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna present to be a half seventh
quarter Sabadarian this year, so damn I have to. I'm sorry,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So you're gonna bring those sandwiches for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
They're gonna love it too, They're like they're delicious, Yes.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Like what you made him? Or are you gonna say
you have from a Cuban lady?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
My aunt, my uh my aunt that was married through
the family.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
So, oh man, this is gonna blow up in your face.
I'm gonna watch that episode.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Can you delete this part so they don't know what
he sees this?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, who's been screened recording? I know somebody's been living
in the comments.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
It's just been you and your mom living together. Like
no brothers and sisters or family members live in the house.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I moved out of nineteen, so i've been.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
But you and your mom right now, my mom in
the house.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
My mom will make your mom's a liar too. She
lied to me a couple of times, a.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Couple of times that he knows of.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I've been living a lie this whole time.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Dad, Your life is a lie. That's what happens on
your five to five.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Huh five almost seven with these I'm seven now, you.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Know, Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
A boot for the snow.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm ready for tomorrow, bro and the whole.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Are you guys going tomorrow Cleveland? Improv no hilarities, hilarity.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
But we left. We left Kentucky last week. It was
five degrees cold. I think that guy would messing with
me full I have my bags. He will live. You
open the door for you. And when you open the door, man, God, God.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Did you see that video of the viral video? I
think it was a Cubs game. They had a soda
and opened it and they put it.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
It froze up right away, right, froze it right away
in the cup.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It's slushy.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, it became that kind of like that.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It seems to touch the air. Did you see that?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, man, mind it, but it was.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
It was Arci Cola too.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Was I have seven like rod Rigo's pants, size thirty six.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And roasted five sixth.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Thirty eight for like a long time when I was
away forty four.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Like, come on, I'm a size thirty, bro.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
A size thirty and seventh grade. Bro, I was thirty
twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
You were tall ass kid, brough in high school.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, that was my waist.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
He doesn't even know how to listen to those numbers
because you can't relate to them at all.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I went to continuation high school.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Actually, Mama, you don't know if I think your mama
was just put your pants on you like this? Huh,
that's put a T shirt on you. So the most
traumatic thing that happened between you and your mom together,
like you have witness.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, let's hear about it right now.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
What's traumatic thing?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
She when she got her appendix removed. Oh god, that
was pretty crazy. I was scared.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Then it happened like by someone stabbing her or hospital.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, she had like a strong pain and it was
just me and her and the UH. I had to
call the ambulance and they took her to the hospital
at Thurn in Pasadena. So yeah, I was crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
You done?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah? I was scared, dude?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
How were you?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I was like twelve or eleven, dude? Yeah, crazy times.
Gina Rizzo, what's up?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Who's that my mom?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I don't know giving her shoutcause he's talking ship.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
She Rizzo. Her birthday just happened last week. She just
turned sixty one. What's up right? Oh yeah, we're fucking
in Kentucky. Yeah, it was my birthday on a.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
We got you, Tim Temps.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh thank you? Yeah all right, hell yeah dude. They
were good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
How was Australia?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Man?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
It was far damn really.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Every day woke up, I found it up. I was
far far away damn all the time. Thought it took
thirteen hours to get there. And I got laughs saying
hackey stuff like, man, we need more Chinese restaurants overay
here because there's a lot of Chinese people over there
and no way. Yeah, Man, if I would have took

(22:16):
it with me, Bro, she would have got a puny
of standing no going up on stage and standing no
getting off the stage. There a lot of Subians through.
They were there because the unisfay the Civil War. They
had a choice, Bro, Toronto, Alberta or Australia. Because America

(22:38):
was full.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
They used to give immigrants money to migrate.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know a lot of people say that, but I
don't know how true that is. Because when the Vietnamese,
the Vietnamese showed up before people from Central America to
the Healthy Project where I lived, and everybody was saying
that fuck those foods. They give them money and they
give them cars. And I said cars the food live
in the housing projects. I mean, I don't know. They

(23:05):
gotta sell ice cups to make to bucket eat. But
get they gave you guys cars, They didn't.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Give us cars. My parents came the way that you do,
you cross, you know, privately.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
So they came through Mexico first, my mom for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
We met a car driver and Lovo Kentucky man here
he started, he heard my accent. He tell you on
the zone and I said, you so many cars? And
then that fool said that he'd been here most two years.
He said that he migrated from Cuba for five grand.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
First he has to go to Nicaragua illegally to Nicaragua.
He took a fright to Nicarawa and boned out and
boned out from Nicaragua to Belize, and then he worked
Mexican to Das and then from he said, from on.
The fool said he was inside of a truck all

(24:04):
the way to America. Yeah, from Onduas to fucking him
and his wife. They played like five grand. He said
there was Chinese people there that paid eleven thousand, but
they only made with ijuana.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, and now they stuck there making fucking noodles in Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I think I cut my cousin same thing. She's about
my age, and that was the agreement. It's about ten
grand to fucking work with them to come over. I know.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
That fool said that being in a truck probably the
worst part of the whole his whole life. He's same
us to have been in that truck at least like
almost eighteen hours. Fuck?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Or was it when we were in a we were
in a car accident. You're stocked in California? Was seventeen
We got rammed in the back. It was a Sunday,
and this was back when everything was open. Nowadays everything
is fucking open every day. So this is when like
rentold cars weren't open. The only place that was open
with a U haul, So me and my siblings had
to be in the back of the fucking U Yeah,

(25:00):
in the dark. No. We were like, okay, we're gonna
lay down.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
And hold each other, like like John Candy and old Mom.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
It was the Poka king roll the.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Poker King because like my grandma was there, she was
usiting from and that's.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
How you could that's how you could run it. I
bet the people that right there and the back of
you heart, I bet. I bet the people that wanted
it must have been a busy day broke because usually
they have vans. Also, yeah, because you guys to the truck.
How many people were in it like a van, I want.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
To say, because there was five or six of us.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh, it's a van with no seats, so.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, so it was like two or whatever, three maybe
on the front. My grandma was there, so she had
to be one of the people. I think my mom
and my dad and then the siblings, me and my sister.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
And my brothers being tossing back.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
We were just laying on the ground like holding each other.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
If you were tall, you were like just had your
foot on top of the window from window.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
You guys being small.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
There was no rental place, there was no way to
get home. This is before ubers.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Wow. Yeah, I don't care, man, I don't care if
it's legal or not illegal. Man, there's no fun being
in that shot with no window. Scared man, I just.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Watched us get rammed through the back.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I watched you a call accident in that.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, no, we were in a car and then we
went in that at all I thought was getting rammed
from another car. And then we were in there and
the pitch black dark, not even the windows once I
should has closed is pitch black in there. Maybe a
little light at the bottom. That shit was so scary.
No TV, dude, there was look at that.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
If you could, would you would have called the child services.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
No, I was seventeen. I understood.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
No phones.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Huh, No, there's nothing. I mean, I did have my
cell phone. I was seventeen. I did have I did
pay for my own phone, but I had a job.
I was paying for my own phone. But that mean anything.
We had no one to pick us up.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Hold on, you're driving, how you're in that ship?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Maybe like forty five minutes, not that that's not too
long last Yeah at a seventeen year old dark. Yeah,
it was pretty sheltered. That was scary as hell.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
No seatbelts, you're rocking, huh.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
We were just down there. I don't know. I don't
remember her.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Missed three of us, like in toy start and wooding
buss in the back of the.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, no, it's car, stephan Z. I wouldn't want to
ride in there. Either, but we didn't have a choice.
It was a Sunday. There was no rental car places,
there was no uber that should didn't exist taxis. It
was Sunday. Nothing in Modesto, in the Central Valley, nothing
was open. Two thousand and one, parents, my parents and
my grandma. We were going to a party, I think, yeah,

(27:47):
and stocked in forty five minutes is like five hours.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
You have to pick up all the rental place, all
the rental tables, all.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
The chairs and fucking it was so scary.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You're travel at that fool.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, no I ever.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Put you in a little lunch box and ship.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I mean I remember I used to have to sneak
into like the driving and like in the in the trunk,
you know, and it. But that's pretty crazy. That's how
you're a gangsterous morsel.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I mean, I don't have a choice. As the youngest,
I don't really have saying that kind of situation.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
They are you here now? So that's that's right.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I survive. I can do anything.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'm a soldier seventeen years old. Man, I would I say,
you know, I would to say grandma has to lay
down on the back out or now.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
All right, what's your favorite poopoo?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Soa just bean and cheeseber what the what?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I remember? I remember going to like a place and
fucking uh in easter Landing they had like a fucking
pizza poopoosa. People are like, what the fuck is that?
That's not real? That's not a real fucking poo.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
People start doing at that.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Bro they do you like when they get I don't care,
I'll eat it.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's good though, but like but the the old geez poby,
I get.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Mad, my mom gets mad.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
My mom really is Yeah, they have like desser poosa
like Natella that pizza boo poosas that fucking uh.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Your trauma is lame. I know that wasn't like a
great story, bitch.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I was saying, this is trauma, broad don't care man
being like that man who knows.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, that's like kind of like fucking like that's like
some didty shirt.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I hid in the trunk, but it was like for
like twenty minutes taking into the driving theater.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Also, does this person expect me to tell real trauma?
When people tuned into a comedy podcast, I want to
hear the trauma. What happened to you when were you
raped Pep. Yeah, I need to know you.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I want to be triggered, I.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Know, man, Like, really, bitch, you're going to just share
all that right now.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I'm trying to get on Disney stilly story, you dump it.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'm trying to get a say, come on, Disney, jesus,
how can I talk about me and my uncle going
to the park and yeah, be walking coming back crying?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Why?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah she Debbie down or this bitch? Yeah, that was
a good character, dude. You know when I started rewatching
Ally McBeal and I so this bitch. I don't know
if you remember Rachel Dragon did Ally McBeal on s
n L. She made fun of her anorexia so like
you can't find it. It's hard to find the clips down.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, was she really skinny? Though?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
She was when I watched that, she was skinny.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But unless you were in the stace could.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Never Comedy Central. This isn't really you know, but Rachel
essily where she was. They put the clothes on the
chair and then her head is behind it. That's what
they did because to make fun of the like she
looks so fucking skinny, and she did. As a skinny person,
I can say that. Yeah, shut out the cliss the

(31:00):
flock car right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
She looks like, well, then get in the bathroom and
use this finger. Oh weight yeah Bolivia boy, Yeah, that happens.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Your Allie mcmeeal also comes completely for hours of dizzy inclun.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, Rachel Dredge had a hilarious impression of her now
and it also comes, but you can't find it online.
They took they scrubbed the fucking internet of that because
of like, yeah, it was she's making fun of indswords.
I misbelieve it's being common to media. I do too.
I mean, Jesus Christ, shame these bitches. It wasn't me,
So I don't care.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I mean I do like I do miss my high
school weight a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You know which I different? Is it from here? Seven pounds?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Like actually fifteen pounds fifty? I was like in high
school's one fifteen one thirty damn. So it's more. Yeah,
I'm a fucking mom.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
So when you date, you like dating little like little tiny.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Always I always.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, you and Ralph Barbosa, you guys like tiny bitches.
It's cute it to I mean, yeah, the puzzle piece
got a fit. I hear you.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
The puzzle piece.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeah. Look look look look she has her head, but
the clothes is there. Yeah, but you can't find the
the sketches or nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Why not they scrubbed that because it's pretty.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I remember being hell offensive at the time, but also,
I mean it was funny. Tell me about your threesome.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
So like, nobody's really uh oh, that's old and that's.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
An old Okay, that's an old story.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
That's trauma people, trauma.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
No, it was actually pretty fun trauma. You know.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
It was all the gay guys love Martin, he's gay, Candy.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Iron, a lot of guys, a lot of guys underword.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I love all these comments. This is fun. You guys
are silly. But the whole thing, what what Martin? What
do you gotta say about it? You're gonna comment on
women's bodies right now?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
No, no, no, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
So you're saying that you like him skinny with big
boobs in short.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
So you're not skinny. But I like them, like come on,
like petigue chee cheese. I like all women, you know.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I like them.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
You've been catfish, you've been calfish.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
So veron looks like the pictures when you go with them.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I mean, I don't mind an ugly fool. I'm a woman.
You get used to it after a while.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, Bro, when you're young man, you know you want
the prime cuts. But later on, bro, you go for
the cheap cuts.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
You like that.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
But the other thing is if you go for the
cheap cuts early, you get some good premium cheap cuts.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Which are it's quality.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
It's quality, little cheap cuts to cooking.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, some dudes don't don't pick in their looks until
their forties. You know, Martin's got a little time two
more years. There's a cheap cut right there. MF ball
am thirty three. You got a cheap cut, metal face.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I've been tuna fish. This guy's you've been fish. This
guy's stepping got I got catfish.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I told you that. Start this one time, dude, really hardcore. No,
this one time I told you the story. It was
I was like alone for a Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I told you that.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, in twenty seventeen. And I remember this girl I
knew from high school and she was still using old pictures,
you know. Yeah, And when I when I when I
parked my car, I was approaching the garage. I'm here, dude.
Like it was like like she was like, fucking.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
You're the one that said you liked all women allegedly.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, okay, so I but why you are.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Like you think gigantic?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
So she knows, so like she was wide, bro, So
like I was approaching, like I was kind of like
I was kind of like upset. But then I'm like, dude,
I drove like fucking thirty minutes, so you know what
it's going to side, and like we started taking shots
and then we and then we had sex. It was fun, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
You have to forget money at least. No.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I wanted to so bad, dude, but I did take
a bunch of like, uh it was uh.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Kind of call.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
We'd drinking, but I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Ask for gas.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I almost did, dude. I almost wanted to, bro.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I kind of wanted pathetic.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
I did that one time. Bro, I knew that, Like
it got to the point where we're not going to
have sex. So I was like I was like, all right, man,
it's cool. Then so I was trying to go in
my house, but this girl followed me. Bro, like listen, man,
we're gonna have sex. I gotta go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
So man, so I just started drinking more than yeah,
and then just some pickpocket her bro as you should, dude,
took a quick seventy five.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Bucks classic Philly pin story.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, took seventy five dollars off.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
See, okay, that's good, that's gas. That's a little bit.
That's like a bonus too, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
But see, I was already like I wanted. I thought
that I was gonna end, you know, you drop you
dropped me me off, and then that's it, you know.
But then I go to my house and then I said,
why was it? I started just drinking, bro, But I
didn't bust out, no moods or try to do anything. Yeah,
when she passed out, I just took the money. Now

(36:37):
is it tip for being nice?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
It sounds like she was being nice to you.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Tip for taking over an answer?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, I told you it was a year ago.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I'll go through her photo. I felt like home alone,
broke Kevin, that you that's your husband. I I felt
like Ricky Smiley, bro and fucking Friday afternoon looking at
those photos. Oh that his wife across that ass fools.
Her kids are ugly. They ain't getting milk tonight. Mom's

(37:11):
out here holing. It's you know, Tuesday night.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's Buzzy's girlfriend Wolf.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
You know they used to they used to a male
kid for that. Yeah, they put so later on when
they say, oh, math woke, there's a kid. It's a
little boy right there with a wigo.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
They're ready, they're ready for twenty.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Take that, Roy, ma'am, you're perfect for an ugly little girl.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
You've been with a real ugly guy just to be nice.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
You're you're like hideous, You're like you felt bad for
saying noing. You just hooked up with an ugly ass.
I don't think so you like him all?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean you Oh, you just say you did.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
That's all he does. No.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I mean it's rare, but anybody ever baked you and
then you say no, I'm good for sex? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, actually yes, damn yeah. A guy's stealing girls. Yeah,
and I gotta say no, dude.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I al would know the guy who gave when when
he went he wanted to buy me on a boat, Like,
I got a cool boat. I'm into boats, bro.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Boats, that's pretty gay right there.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I could give you and your wife are riding a boat.
That's good bro. A lot of sad stories.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Thing like that you ever had, Like a guy who's
kind of like, I want to take you on my yacht.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I'm not, but I want to buy you a BMW.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
The problem with problem with like being smart, I guess
is it it's like hard to fall for it. Yeah,
I want to get I want to get older and
need more money so that I can talk myself into it. Okay,
I get why girls do it. I wish I was
stupid enough to do it or smart enough, because I
feel like that's it's two ends of the same spectrum.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Have you ever been with a girl that wanted to
like she wanted to keep you antiquely hidden?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Bro, that's funny. I've definitely been the one that's hidden.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I've been before. Yeah, the date, Yeah, it's just just
for real.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
They took in the day and they hit you.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
They kind of got like, I'm kind of like a
dirty little secret. But I kind of like, you know, yeah,
of course you do, like.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
You're a mysterious little fool.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, like being like the Fantom Opera.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
You know you've been You've been a side check before.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I've been a side fool.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I found out with the side.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
That's a funny sketch idea.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I found out what the side do one time broke
because I used to get drop I used to get
dropped off. I used to get dropped off and picked
up in the same corner. People tell the hooker like,
I would never get dropped off in front of my house.
I would never get dropped off. I would get picked
up at the same spot. Bro People really thought it
was a jiggle or something after a while, because I

(39:53):
would just sit there and then the person will shove
in a different car. Yeah you are friendly, but I
was hitting.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, it just parks hiding in the shadows of a ninja.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
The bone yard, they'll call it. But it's weird man,
Like you know, you don't when you know when when
when you know that's happening. You don't really ask for
stuff like yeah, wishul you You don't say stuff that
might might get you break Like you don't say stuff
that you know you know what not to say, or

(40:26):
the relationship is gonna end. Like you don't say that
you should have breakfast.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
You know, your place, your place, like like we don't,
we don't eat out, We just order reads, you know,
like that it's it's.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
You never say, ship man, what dinner looks like?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, because you don't want to suck it up.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
You know, the displays of affection, that's right, like a
battered woman.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Correct you guys, you guys meet up at the restaurant
and set.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
But always Yeah. I used to know that when a
relationship is getting to the next level when I would
be at Denny's after a comedy show and there's a
do dress normal and the girl wearing her pajamas. Bro.
So he probably just showed up, I don't nowhere and said, man,
put your baby in the couch with a party and

(41:12):
get you some fucking moves over Miammi.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Damn you really like that. Who's Richard Heart?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Richard Heart, He's probably the Heart Foundations.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Oh Richard Heart. Okay, so okay.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
So there's a story that's going around right now and
it's actually happened in Mexico City.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh yeah, talk about it, bro yea he is talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Damn. A British guy.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
He moved to Mexico City to open up a bakery
in Mexico City. It's called Green Rhino. He was talking
about Mexican culture saying like, Mexico is known for not having.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
A bread culture. And he was like oh, and he
was like tortas tortha suck because they use industrial fucking
uh what's called rolls to make tortas. And people were
like fucking like, there's no fucking really like talk about specifically, yes,
contrast that sweet, but but still fucking Mexico is known

(42:08):
for having the bread culture. Dude. Yeah, there's there's audio
Homeboy saying that ship.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
You don't need to hear that ship.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Mexico people are mad do.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
All Mexico's man, And it's like a lot of Chicanos
like us because like.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Bro, we grow the boy cut that place?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Now do you fund that place?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Green Rhino and fucking Mexico City, Dude, It's like, how
you gonna go out there being like a fucking gentrifier
or what's.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Going on that's still in the building.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Homie Boleo's good, dude.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I love that's what you make up.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
It's the best you don't get in some fucking some
eat that chocolate you.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Fucking toasted up. Couldn't have slap some mayonnaise in there,
Put some scrambled eggs with some pepper. Wow, perfect breakfast.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Put some cool whip and tams in there. Bro, Tim, what.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
The fuck you should go? Fucking Richard Hall?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, I got some.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Time tams in.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
The taste good. You never know. But Harmon brou like
with the mayonnaise he toasted.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
There's so many let's talk about, right.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I remember I used to trip out about sucking Salvador.
I don't know. It was like, it's a fucking it's
a funny.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
It's sweet cheese. It's really good. I love it is.
I haven't made it in a while. It's so good, though.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Bomb. That's pretty dry, right the bread, No, there's some moist.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
One supposed to be. It's supposed to be moist. If
it's dry, you're not eating a good one.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
The ones from one over there that it's good.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Ud carosel Baker had the corner. They make some really
good uh moist.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I have seen Amzic good one.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
But I will tell you if you get a dry one,
what you should do is dip it in coffee or
chocolate and then you don't care. So when you get
a dry one, dip it.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Do you get?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Man?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
When people can use you as a Mexican or they call.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Mexican thinks I'm Mexican. Who the things on Mexican?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
You know, I heard a lot of Sivadorians they hate
when they call him Mexican.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
No, no, I look to arab to be confused for Mexican.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
What she's Iranian?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
No, I'm not gipsy queen.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
He doesn't. He doesn't know about food ghosts. That's how
you got to go eat food and read about it.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Food and read about it or just look at the
manual read about it.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
No, I'm I like to I like to uh look
up what's called facts about what I'm eating, you know,
every time, I mean some when when I try new food,
you know, I like to be like, hey, what am
I trying? Which it's crazy because there's a Latinos that
I don't even like trying like different kinds of foods.
You know, they're like they're like trying different kinds of foods,

(44:51):
you know, because they just stick to like fucking like.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Like Albertos, Albertos BeRTOS sucks. I'm a guy in Lobo,
Kentucky that he missed all that food. Alberto's Alberto Delberto.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Just because we're young and teenagers at going to parties
and after that they're.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Not You've been twining a lot. We started working on
a television show, Your regular now right, I'm a I'm
a irregular.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I'm a Yeah, I'm an irregular, a reoccurring.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yest, how many episodes you have been so far?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I'm gonna I've aired two two episodes of air tune
in a elementary. I'm on episode two, season five, episode
two and episode seven, and then maybe a future one.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
It's been cool. I've acted. I've acted against the Shirley
Ralph almost every time, which is stressful. I don't know
if you guys watch Molisha when you were kids or
or sister act too. Yeah, you know, she's Lauren Hill's mom.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
She's a she's a principal right in the show.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Oh no, she's Lauren Hill's mom in the movie, and
then's mom in the show. But anyways, and then she's
you know, iconic singer. But anyway, she put me in
all these fucking scenes with her. It's been stressful.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah, but that's a fun that's a funny show.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
It's been cool.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
You yees shoot it in Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
No, it's in la It's in l A. Oh yeah, yeah,
but I've been I've been touring. I'm gonna go back
on tour probably in April. I think we're trying to
figure out some dates. Come see me live or come
see me with Filippe if he puts me on more shows.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Oh yeah, you have shows coming.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Up full Yes, tomorrow, leave me to fucking Cleveland, Ohio
at Christmas Story's House.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
And then December twenty seventh, I'm handlining what's it called
the mic dropping Chandler Arizona.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Oh nice, that's a new one, right, Yes, I've been
hearing good things about it. Yeah, it's I want to
do it.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
And then uh, next Monday, I'm doing a secret Christmas
comedy party show at the Censor Room in La.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, you're in La.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Come on down and come on down and down since room.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
That's my that's mya.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It should be a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Bro brush r P.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
All right, we're in a cloud.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I want to tread people to think I died, you know,
so whill they show it? Chandler Arizona not too far
from Phoenix. It's me popping. Uh it's like two days
after Christmas. You got nothing to do?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Seven?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Yeah, dude, it's still the holiday season, which the totally
is a Christmas start December twenty fifth and in January
sixth show me and uh me and then I'm gonna
get some local comics. Me me, me, me me, so
we'll get some local So.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You don't know who's hosting right now on this show?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah, so I got I got this one on Homie
who's gonna come come down to host for East from
out there? That robot rays is going to be there
because he's originally from Arizona.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Oh is that? Oh? Man? What's his Instagram?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Roby?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
He's basically if Michael Myers uh never became a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
He walks like him.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
He is yawning over here.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, man, is my third podcast today? People?

Speaker 3 (48:02):
What else do you do? And not this one?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
And I did a voice over two for two auditions
but bringing back to show scrubs right now between me
and the guy who gets it?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Oh shoot, what's gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
And audition for Eva Mendez brother's movie? Is that? How
have I know?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It's a Christmas movie next year, Zombie Christmas.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
And funny don't don't talk about it?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
N d A.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I don't even know the name of the characters. Dude,
with the new scrubs, it's the revival. I was reading
for a guy that that in having a heart attack
for drinking to my ranch. I was born for that part.
What's up, fool, what you're doing for Christmas? Marcella Gueyo.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It ain't making tamales. We're gonna make tamala.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, you use cornhawks or or leaves.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
We use the leaves, leaves, the banana leaves. We do
a mixture of Salvadorian Nicodawuan's hold those made. Oh, I
don't know how they're They got the I think they
got the potato. They have potato, But we do a mix.
I don't know which side is the which at this point.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Like those right there.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, but we do our own mix where we do
the potato with the garbanzo.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Beans and at least favorites.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
They're the fucking best. So we do it like a
nakatamal and a Salvadorian tamal and mix them together. Because
because my grandpa was from Nicaragua, so he made my
grandma right there, I think those are Salvadorian right there.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
You like those, It's almost hell wet man.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
It's almost like the wawk because it's pretty similar. Yeah, right,
it's all moist, pretty similar.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, it doesn't mean with.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Pork any kind of meat, right, you choose to meat.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
She says, not her favorite. She doesn't like the males
and bananas. Geez, bitch, we hear you always complaining about something.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Huh row THO was only kidding, but I was gonna say,
my mom, she used to make the Tomori roll with
what the malon? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
What the malins have? The wet ones?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Oh? Yeah, what about what's it called? What?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
What you know?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I I think I like savad or the chata better
than number one.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
It's the best good.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
We use more spices. It's not a ride.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
It's Kentucky. But she says, you makes you got a
lot of chatta, really Mexican, but you have better.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
It's almost chocolate, right, yeah, either different corn or the
you corn rice.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
And we use all these extra spices that the Mexican
or chata doesn't use. I can't I can't list them.
But you know what, yeah, moto seeds. Yeah, it's a
little more rooted and indigenous.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
There was a woman that made us chata member. She
made us blue chatta was worn.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
It looked like the fucking milk from fucking Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
It was delicious.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Damn the Nika. I want to have a drink called
pano Leo. It's like a chocolate drink. That'sh It's good to.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Blata.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh d good.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah. Somebody said we're are Salvadory in our Chata is
better than their Mexican. Yeah, exactly, it is.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah, it's better.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Let you admit that, bro.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah, that bitch can google it.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Damn, we're out here working as you. Those motherfuckers are crazy.
Fuck no, I never.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Even one time that they don't go at you Mika.
Oh yeah, I thought I looked.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, dude, that's abuse right there? Is it really why
those are crazy? They're players, They are players, but they're
also nuts. They all they all get passed down too
much trauma from all the fucking wars and ship and
then they're all crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
What about the new generation an you think like maybe
like a twenty five year old Sabadarian.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I mean that's a different kind of trauma because then
they're just carrying trauma. They don't even know where it's from.
They got no associates, associations with it.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Okay, I don't care. Oh yeah, trauma, there's and she
was crazy, but it was it was fun crazy, you know,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
That good pussy crazy. That's what that ship is, Doug,
you know, you know, you know it's crazy too.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah. Fun fact. Monica Lewinsky is actually ha Savadorian.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, Christy Turlington?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Who else?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Quite a few?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Makes you cheat on your wives? Bro? Bill Clinton, Bro,
that's what he did.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
See Steve's trying to create drama or I just know.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Put my shows up, please shows that I have left
this year left well, I say, Cleveland, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh, Ship one day? How long are you?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
How long are you off? How long is your break
after this?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Not much? I'm busy after this January to what you
love working?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Where do you have the stamina? Where does your stamina
come from? Where does your drive come from?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Philipe staying sober man Iday home, I die, I start
doing drugs. If I gotta do three podcasts, stay busy, man,
if you're gonna try go all the way Ship.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I get sleepy, and then I get a bad attitude.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I can sleep it too, ma'am. I sleep in a
car ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
But then you don't, but then you but then you're
also just so jolly.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Just take it out at least so privately and.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
We're good, okay in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Oh man, man, we're in person. Sorry about that. Yeah, no,
I love her.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, I know. It's so cute. And when Lisa hangs
out at like we were in Vegas. We were in
Vegas and we were in the green room and I
was making Lisa laugh because I'm hilarious and she loves me,
and I was making her laugh and Philippe always like
looks at her when she's laughing. It's so cute. He
loves her.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You love her. Okay, that's pretty homosexual right there. But
you guys had some pretty cool matching outfits.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I know, it was so cute. It was blue. It
was like a light blue pull up the outfits with
the candy canes.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Shut up to shyness, te Who is that?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Who made it?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
You guys went too.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, bro, I had those pants hammed and a little
little each side lower east.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up. Yeas
message was retracted. Oh talking ship, don't.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Get banned, shadow band.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I smell Steve.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
He's just creating drama the whole time. He's always just
saying whatever.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Shout out to Johnny, Old Daniel and Emily and Maddie Bala.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
That's true, Arnold Schwarzig, your son is half Salvadorian. The
maid that he fucking fun.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Know, she's got a Marlin. Yes, yeah, she's got a
malin or maybe she might be to you never, but
I always I wonder how happy, you know, like maybe
like Maria Shriver's out of town and then the maid
was fucking mopping the floor in your chee cheese were moving.
I don't know, dude, like you.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Got horny for He got horny for sure. And you know,
I mean she's probably been watching him her whole life,
haven't we all?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah, like the dumb movies.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Look, look that was the night right there. That was
like the Christmas.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Probably trigged him, a mean nick massage.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
What's her background? Look at us chee?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Look at her, dude, like she probably know that one
little lady from Austria.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Bro. Yeah, he look like his old babysitter.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Probably he saw her and said, man, you do like
this lady.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
That used to she was there is how it happened,
I know, dude, to fuck anything that's nearby them. That's
why this fool was like.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
The Blacksmith's daughter from back your face.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I just so roubbed. Dude had no where to sleep.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
This got so mad. I didn't get because he took
seventy five dollars. You boys, you're crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Taxis ho she kidnapped me, broke, I was kidnapped money bro.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
To make a shirt Taxis taxis fuckingos bro. It was
a Chinese girl too, yeah, terror, Yeah, I did say
who got face?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Oh, I know, yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
She said, did you take my seventy five bucks? Listen, man,
if I really want to rob you would do the
whole two hundred.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You Actually, you're actually a nice guy, not taking the food.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I thought about you and your kids, dumb ass kids
with your husband, a fucking truck driver over there driving
around America.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Right proh. Yeah she was quatemal And you're right.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
What's your favorite El Savadoriana holiday? You have holidays, I
mean Christmas, but like what's like tradition. It's like similar
to like Mexican.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Yeah, we have like yeah, celebrate on the twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
We stay up until well not always on Christmas, especially
now that the kids are like not trying to stay up, but.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Your family opened the midnight or the.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Next day if the kids are there. But you know, yeah, oh,
if we could stay up, we could open them at midnight,
but we usually couldn't stay up.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh my god, this was the hard time for me.
Bro stay up like this, Bro, this.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
You call asleep, dude, We try to be like this.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, he tried to, but that put a throw it off.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Me and my sister tried to stay up to watch
like for Santa, we're gonna hear him if we sleep
in the liver room. We were knocked out. We had
no clue. Yeah, so it was we were allowed to
open them at midnight if we could stay up, but
we never could, especially not me and my sister. Yeah,
that's the other thing. You can open one gift and
then we would see Christmas songs. We used to go caroling.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Good you went caroling like like they're doing those white
movies or with a candle, no brescia.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
It was. It was kind of like what the white
people did, except my dad wanted to because my dad
used to My dad was a mailman and then he
was his route was in the hood. He knew all
the people that were like alone for Christmas Christmas Eve,
so he would have us go to their houses. We

(59:01):
hated it. And there was one house where the door
he knew, my dad knew the door was opened because
the guy was disabled and the guy was pissing and
we could see him.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Your dad delivered a whole bunch of like up unemployment checks.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah. Oh, he had jokes about that, which I will
not repeat, but they were funny.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
For the Patreon you can see him. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
So we would go caroling and we hated it. We
were a little too old for that.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Would you guys do yeah, would you guys do thee Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Yeah, but we don't. We don't really do anything as
a family.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
But my mom is we don't celebrate that.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Man.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Do I feel about black Santa? He can get it
just like white Santa.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, the little beat and the little beat, my little beat.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Hmmm, how do you feel about I'm all asking have
with your own questions.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I know you're you're still thinking about your.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Ex abolu him?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Is it really?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah? He's crazy, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Have you gone to a saladar since you were a
kid or I only went once for a wedding recently,
or like when.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
You like ten years, maybe more more than ten years ago.
It was nice, food was good, but you know, there's
some ship that went down within the family, so you know,
we got uncomfortable and I was like, I don't think
we're gonna fighting for just like home invasion stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Out here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Uh anyways, but yeah, I don't like to talk too
much about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Only the Patreon guys, only the patroon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Yeah, I don't like that. For Mexican Santa.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Claus, Santaolo, Broke San. You know, I was doing the
Mexican those Christmas songs, you know, I I saw one
damn let's roasting on and open fire. She maybe with

(01:01:15):
cucumbers and raise ass.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I don't like raisins and tamalis.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Bro Mama, bro let me tell you man, I hated
those so much.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
We put a prune in our I love it so good.
I like sweet with my salty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I hated.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Salty, not prunes. Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
It was good, though, not as a sweet. I mean,
I like to sweet that Mamas with raisins, but the
salty put a prune in there. I didn't realize people
hated it that much, but my brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
It's it's equivalent to fruit cakes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Mamatam had this, bro, chicken, carrots, peas, green beans and
corn because they all came when they can. So like
if like, if if I was invited to my mouth's
house now, with my attitude, I would have called beach
the beaches cocido bro, yeah, dude. And then our our

(01:02:18):
fucking our sweet tomalis was just a sweet tomato, a ship,
a little raisins.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
In the dude?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
What and then sometimes the meat ones will have raisins too, Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
That is I sound like Lisa is Lisa bitch on
the shows? She is Huh say it, Rizzo, admit it,
say it out loud. Damn you you're scared of her?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
What a bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Martin the bit Sometimes I believe it. That's why Filippe
loves me. He loves a bitch. Was your mama bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I don't remember how sad she was?

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
You know, I always hate it, like the manus for sure,
It's never been my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
So I went to my uh with potato, Bro, have
potato to like one strip of potato this long? You
don't like that? Yeah, the potato, dude? How do I
knowne of that? She just want chicken and cheese, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
We put some potato, bell pepper or boso beans, all
green olives, prune, onion, paper.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Sometimes it's everything but meat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Yeah, we put the meat in there with with You
don't have to eat that way, no more.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
The civil wars, the civil wars over man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Man, and then you put on top of it so
you can do ask on the side too. That's just
that it's like pickled like cauliflower and and carrot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
It's I always was kind of like the suvad kimchi.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Yeah, that's basically it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I mean, most most cultures have some fermented something fermented dish.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
So like two years ago, me and my girl went
to my dad's house.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
How many fucking girls do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
My girl?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
So we went, this is the current one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, So I went to I went to my dad's
house and his wife was making a what's it called.
She made some like nice like fucking strawberry thamalis. They
were good fucking strawberry thamalas. Right, and then she tells
her the secret and it's like, oh, yeah, I just
put a whole bunch of strawberry nest quick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Powder and they were like, what the fuck doing a
hood rat? We call a hood rat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
That's what it said. That too, she saw doing also
and like she made like this this dip, right, this
fucking dip, and like I never had that before. It
was good, right, that's how did you make this? And
same things? Bro? You just put it us our cream.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
You're like, I wish I never knew because I never
knew either, bro, because there was the strawbery nestcuork and
it tastes so good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Next quick nest quick or strawberry is yellow? She makes
it in a start cream. I wish I've never known, bro,
because I eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
I don't like everybody saying that it's nasty. I would
still eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
It wasn't nasty, but you think about the sugar contents.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I know it's just bad for you, but I would
try that, and I'm sure it would be delicious. Once
is not bad, right, Yeah, that's that's a special occasion.
That's quick.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
That's the same thing that you do to make that salad. What, bros,
this salad? What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
That's like cream and marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
My auntie used to make that, Bros.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
That one, right, there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
I used to make it when I when I eat dairy,
I would eat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Make that my attitude married to a white dude before
she met my uncle Rudy, and I guess you don't
how to make that for him. But it was like
a big castle over dude. And and they had like
it was all pink and they had all that fruit
inside bron is like maybe the cherry. It was like
that food with a bunch of fruit. It tasted like

(01:06:10):
strawberry mouse with cool whip and pineapples.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
That I had to funk that up with a little tangerines.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
So the the ambrosia salad from edward wards to their
hands because that's the one my antmaids.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Because hasn't eating disorder.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
You know, this guy sees me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
On the lot. That's the One's the one that she has.
That's the one my andmaid, the one that she has
that color look like good. And I was their hands, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
White food.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
It was so good, dude, It was so good. Never
had that again.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
People they brace white and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
They put up they put coconut flakes on it, so
you know whatever, it's like a fucking red neck beico.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
You're stupid. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
It is a red egg beyond and they're delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Because Mexicans do get crazy or Latinos just beonic. They're like,
what are you doing? Putting like pigskin over fucking chips
and sucking.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
The top of a fruit cock.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
That sounds good, dude, I'm good right there. I want
to try that someone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
That's funny. When you find out that they just put powdery,
We're like, oh my gosh, you up with that. But
you're upset about lying about Tomali's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Because the secrets still going. And I'm gonna I'm gonna
try to. I'm gonna try to try went over the
Filipino culture.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Bro oh yeah, she's Filipino, Philippino. What does she make?
What does she does? She make eggrolls? What does she cook?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Olympias? Girls? Don't you calm?

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I want? Right here? Fucking uh right here, jolly Be's.
I'm not sure if it's shows on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Man, I want to tell these ones. It was terrible
and so good, so I feel like I gotta go
back and try.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
You gotta go the right one right here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Okay, there's spaghetti. The ketch It's like ketchup with sugar House.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
They put sugar in the spaghetti and the weenies, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
That's that's food that the Americans dropped over for the
Philippine and Hawaii house and cans. You gotta make something
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
The spam, yeah, the spam with subs, know the spam they.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
So you got made. They made the egg grows and
Native American made fry bread. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Everybody makes something with whatever they have.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
You gotta get creative.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
You gotta get creative.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
But there's a crazy Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
So like the nickname is Olympia. Is that true?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Now it's Olympia Olympia.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
That sounds horrible, sounds like it's Olympia from is always
causing drama. I noticed that's thought. He's the number one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Kang documentary, A little bit of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
We're watching it. You get scared watching It's kind of crazy, dude,
he just I mean, I I would have for sure
gotten tricked.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I am pretty uh stupid, na naive?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Not you tell us which one you lean towards. That's
the spectrum ive stupid, which is naive.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
They would have tricked me for sure, I would have.
They would have oiled me up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I couldn't see myself that they would hire me that
when I was that young for security and then quitting
the next day. Damn what happened? You quit? Married? By
the fucking but me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
There's always some ugly full in the comics saying I
could get it. I don't want it for keep it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
She can get it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
I don't want a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
You were trying to sweep.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
You in You're in a video in that documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
No damn you are. I would have used as a credit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
That's a dancer though, would use it as a credit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Yeah, I would have tried to get booked that comedy club. Man,
I'm like the most watched so ship right there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
That's what's some full partcast martinism. Man, what's next?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I'm ready for tomorrow. The snow going to be five five.
I bought some Walmart boots right here. I'm not sure
if they're gonna last for the whole week, but well
they will.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Walmart can handle a week.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I feel very East Coast with these.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Well you're ready, bro fire broke Coast with bro go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Is this what people were in Chicago?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
No, people are all kinds of ship.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
They were Timberlain's, Well, they were all kinds of interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
These are right here, Brott Plastico, Marcella on the show
what's the show?

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Abbit Elementary? Watching me on A Elementary Season five. I'm
in two episodes right now, episode.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Two and your stand up comedy as well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
You see me Marcella Comedy dot com. Muh, there's some
clips on my youtu. Yeah, Max, you can watch on
HBO Max, but on Mentre. I got my album. I
got my special episode.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
At midnight if you count the one from Comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
I don't have the most.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
No, no, it's like Paula Tompkins. I think he has
the most. But I got to do the final episode
with him and that was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
But you're in the original version of and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
I earned that ship. Chris Harvick saw me at a
show and he was like, I want to come on
my show, and I said, yeah, I melt down or no. No,
Like Ron Funches is doing a show and me and
Chris were both on it. He put us both on
it and he saw me and he invited me to
Comedy Central. So that was the Oh yeah, I have
a podcast about comedy. It's a it's a I just got.
It's more like for comedy nerves and young comedians who

(01:11:48):
want to get better at comedy. I give advice, I
give I tell some stories. I talk about how great
Philip is. They're some good. There's some good in there,
and I'm doing it with Coloy Michaela. She's my guest host,
and she's a young comic in Chicago. Oh yeah, and
she's a she's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I always think of like the whole era of meltdown,
like around like what like ten years ago when the
ECD shows at the Big at the Best Fish remember,
Oh was it a Yeah, there was an interesting that
was a cool little alty scene.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Right, that was a good time back then.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
The Chinese Palace too, and then the rest again.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Right, yeah, some nice time East East.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
I guess that's East Felice. Yeah, super hipster like time
for comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Really good time for comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I like that era.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
If you were into like doing weird Ship, you were
a little alt there, it was perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Parlubitch yeah, manlubitch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yeah that place is cool too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
What's up? Fool taking? Marcella Aguayo Marchinizzo also man rest
in peace to our friend of Jeff Garcia Man, a
comedian who passed away last week, and man shout out
to his son Jojo, I heard you doing stand up comedy.

(01:13:06):
Don't give up, Bro, write a lot joke Jojo, and
keep going, Bro, take the throne and hand over the batana,
and keep going, Bro, and keep doing stand up comedy,
because because no matter where you're going, stand up comedy.
As long as even if you never feel you never

(01:13:27):
made it, if you're in it for twenty years, ten years,
as long as people know who you are, man, you
already made it, Bro. And you're known, You're known, You're
part of the community. A big fucking community man, a
big community and man. And started with fourteen years old, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Young like a landing from like you basically kind of
got was part of the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Seventeen years old that will give me advice about comedy.
Brother a fucking twenty nine, No twenty seven, so.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Like he was already part. He was a pioneer in
the whole La comedy Latino.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Yeah, I do are on on history for fools. This Sunday,
I do a story about him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Him a nice share because he did a lot like
like I feel like him you Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
He was He was brought up in comedy with the
roughest motherfuckers who didn't give a fuck about people bro
call him and and Willie Barsona. So he made that camp,
damn dude. So I'm surprised that fool. Like a good attitude,
a good attitude, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
And I feel like you guys from you know, the
whole Locals and all that stuff, that generation you, Jeff
and Gabriel were kind of like coming up, and you
guys paved the way for like the future of like
you know, like Latino comments us for us basically, yeah,
you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
All of us are had our individual success and we're
on locals.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yeah, you guys, damn. And you guys have so many
crazy stories.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Back then, Jeff used to open for call him, and
they were under the same manager at one time, Worthy Patterson.
Oh Ship, Yeah yeah, that who used to dress with
a leather jacket. Bro, like went that bad boy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
So rest in peace, man.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah, rest in peace to young too young.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
That's crazy good young. Wow. What's up food podcast? No dog,
We always we always know you here, brother, It's the devil,
no matter what they.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Yeah, yeah, good night, good night guys.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Bye.

All Episodes

EP 556 - With Marcella Arguello

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC

Stuff You Should Know

The Bobby Bones Show

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}EP 556 - With Marcella Arguello