EP 557 - With Doknow - What's Up Fool? Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And if I were saying Nick, by the cat in
the hat, A letter just came from the big man
in red. He sent it to me all the things
that he said. He wrote me to say that he

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wanted to know if I would take charge of the
whole Norse post show if he ever he needed a
break or a pause to rest or relax, or perhaps.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Just be a clause.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
If I were saying Nick, oh, what fun it would
be just to think of what Christmas would be like
for me?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Who okay to make the most tenselish sight you could see.
If I were saying Nick, I will make a new list,
and it.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sure rhymes bro oh buck dude, you're making new list,
not naughty or nice? No a list? Would they twist?
My list?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Would they twists? Would be made of names of the
boys and girls who like making mess making games. Do
you think your name should be on my list?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I will. I always checked twice so that no one
has missed.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
If I were saying Nick, we would read all your
letters before we change into our toy making sweaters. The
letter he's saying, help my do their best to make
all the toys your letters requests.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Damn, wait, are we finishing the there was the first
book ever finished.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Swe has chocked up his sleeve and gizmos and gadget
and you would not believe to make all the president
that you will receive when that brings them to your
house to Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, Marry Christmas. And that
was your That's all I got for you, guys. Awesome
man shut up to do knows for doing the podcast

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in the building. People chilling right there. We got marchin rizzle.
He just came back from the North Pole, Selena's and.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
The North Strip Pole.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Bro, what's up, Bro? You were Selena's.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
No, no, no, no, we were not leave little Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It was I love how you were in the snow.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I've never been in snow like that, where like it's
falling on me like a white girl when she wants
to disappoint her parents with a black guy. I've never
been in the snow like that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know either, Bro showed me that. Yeah, we went
to the Christmas story House.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Shout out to that the Christmas story House on that show,
that movie.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
We're the kid that wears out that wants to buy
the gunby Gun, the bb gun.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
For a Christmas and you shoot your eye out.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's like the old.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Movie why, like nineteen years old. Bro, Like my first
technically quote unquote old movie is for Christmas is Home Alone.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You have way before that, bro. Yeah, that was a
big gap between Home Alone and that.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's only ten years that which is which is big.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
There, So find scenes of the Christmas Story. You've probably seen.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It, like probably see maybe like a meme or something.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, you for sure it's to kill the glasses dude, like.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Or the pig rabbit, the little fat white kid.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, yeah, the glasses.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
They get bullied and ship I remember, I.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Remember, like they get bullied by those kids in the snow.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't let me see. I gotta see.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, that's a bit of.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Modern Oh this is awful, shin.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
You know it's old because it has like the black
shadow and the corner food.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're like, you're like like your.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
TV the rectangle, but the movies in circle like likes
one of.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
The o it's for eighty American Cristals.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I didn't even see that trailer.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And when we went to the house, but it's a
legendary house.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah for that Yeah, for foods from the nineties.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, talk the light and is terrible.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I know, right, they didn't have ring lights back then.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Ring lights.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
One was going off the reflector of like this ship.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
We were in Cleveland and it's that dark.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
It's dark like that, Bro, it was cold, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
We were in that house.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
But that same path, that same path that he there,
we were in that house exactly everything that they see,
we saw.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So you know that before.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
So you see for sure you've seen this scene right here.
It's like very iconic.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
But you know, he also reminds me of that kid.
He reminds me of the little cousin from Home Alone.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
They want to go. He's himself with the soda.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
The food, the glasses.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, imagine getting bullied in before to be happy.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That lady was at the house taking pictures of twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
So that lady, that extra right there that went with
the thing it had. She wrote a whole book about
being an extra in the.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Movie The fuck yeah, bro, And people bought that ship's.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Not us and some people wanted that. I wanted that
rabbit suit, bro, they didn't have it. My excited they
was shipping you man, never ship mer.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Rabbits su American Christmas. Yeah, man, So so people so
she wrote a whole.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Book about being an extra extra.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah that's crazy, right, and she.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Like writing a book about being one of those cholos
in blood and blood out.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
And and and and digging their life hard. You know, yeah,
like food. That is crazy dog. And she was chaking
photo for twenty bucks bus people like was it in
the is it like one person for twenty or like
let's say it's a girl, one person, one photo, just
one photo, but some people they're eating it up. Bro
that like probably she gave me a same photo too,

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that was the extra.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, she did.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Also, she had that weird hat to put it on
to be like this.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Was it was like it's like if you go to
the home alone house, you know, like that.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
It was kind of Yeah, that's how I felt when
I went to New York and I went right there
where like Biggie like, no, that wasn't well, that was shot.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I've been there.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I want you to stay with a shot Podcastlano where
John Gotti what that fool got shot at? And I've
been to the play with a Sean John F. Kennedy too,
And I laid this.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Oh in Dallas.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I forgot killed in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, but on both depository building. Oh wow, once
you drive, you're next, you're gonna die it. I'm gonna
take you. There's an X where they got exactly where
they got shot. And you look up and the buildings there.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Damn. We went.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
We went to somebody who doesn't know ship about history,
and we told that fool that he got she got
he got shot in a passle. And that wife who
believed that Adam Murray, We told him that the JFK
was shot in a passo.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Imagine that he shot in a past terrible city to
die at it is.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Right, like like you get diary a right and you're
you're gonna die after brown.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Imagine, bro imagine pretending you don't know that just to
kick it though, What do you mean Maybe he didn't
know that he was shouting dially, but it's agreeing with it,
just to kick it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, that was like being a yes man, to kick it.
He just wants to hang out where the dollars the show,
the show. We're doing a show.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Rob Ryder got murdered bro by his son peace man.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh, I've seen that.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
He I didn't really know too much back, but he
was a great like I seen it was on Wolf
on Wall Street.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
And he directed my good movie.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
What movies did he direct? Directed a lot of good movies.
He was.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
He was also in a sitcom in the seventies.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
All in the Family, right, second old show.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
He was hell by his son, Bro, and then another
actor or whatever he was killed by his son too
damn so and that's when that happened. Bro, I pust
money in my son's Venmo. Bro, here you go, I
put money. I put extra extra money to Venmo. I said,

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put money in my daughter's books.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Bro. He signed, you gave him a little more of
the of the of the you passed away. You had
a little more every.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Time brop that Rob righter scaled the should be.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I catchled five get togethers, Bro with my family. I
don't want to be fucking eating eating fucking tamalis.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Somebody stabbed me with a knife and it's like, fuck,
you asked so I was funny. I was funny.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You were about to make it, but I was just shy.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Was just shy? Did this food? Just make all sad movies?
Why know? Right? These are?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I want to say, what the fuck? You didn't watch
none of these movies. Get the fuck out of it.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I saw a spinal tab last year for the first time.
When did that come out? Nineteen eighty five? You Burnley
saw it? Yeah? Bro, nineteen eighty four, I saw it. Bro?
Do you even binge? Why did you? Why did you
Burnley see it?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I saw it for a podcast, but also with interesting
because I like all that guy, that guy Christopher Guests
who did that movie.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
He did a lot of good movies. Bro.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
That very there.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well he looks older now, yeah, like a pet. What
was your favorite Chris movie? Okay, you're gonna something funny.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Growing up, I was obsessed with this movie called Annabelle Wish.
Have you guys ever seen it before? Is that fucking satisfying?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
All?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
It's it's no, no, no, no, no, that's Annabel's this movie
right here. I think, like I think, I think, I
think like the little girl can hear and this fucking
deer gives her like a wish. My mom said that
my sister I would watch this ship every day during
like the Christmas season.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
What what what? What?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Who what?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
The studio produced that movie?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Dude, It's one of the greatest movies of all time.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
That's what my mom said, and my mom didn't even
know that sh wasn't that she was and it was
like that of the Spanish translation fool.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So my mom also loved the Hallmark.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Movie I don't know how to make cartoons.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
The story is magical in a way about about Rob
Ryder watching this movie.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
This is the more you saw. There's one of the movies.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
But as I got older, was this only DVD?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Guys like DVD.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
My mom whether they got my sister just gifted it
to me on the bunny Ship like the Blu Ray
version of it, like.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Annabel's Wish narrated by and music sung by Randy Travis.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
It was a knife that was Taylor made. I don't
know why I liked this movie dog as a kid,
but only had one DVD. Huh yeah, But I got older.
But as I got older, home alone and like and
all the Harry Potter movies into this story. She probably
got that ship.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
For free tv ds that you get at the bend.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Bro. You know, I mean, she's a bitch.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
She just know that's the bitch right there, right, No one,
she's a bad.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Girl, I remember exactly.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
But look't fired and ship food and that little dis
or smoking.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
So usually let the word because Edgar haircuts, Bro, you
can relate to that.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I watched the Shi as a kid when I was
a kid, like a lot like I just like I
would have been like if you know, our kids watch
Baby Sharking Ship like Binge watch, I would have been watched.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Speak. I need to check this out.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
That'sn't even a fat Sunda.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Bro, that's fucking that's a d that's a hipstern echo
park Bro.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Bro, Yeah, maybe I watch this ship. I our secret.
It's a special gift. No human is allowed to know.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
No other person shows allowed to be. Yeah, I don't
even know.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And if it hasn't even a black guy in it,
but he puts a guy over with reindeer. I forgot.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I think the cow is well, you know the equipment.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Okay, that's the Chicano right there.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Bro saying my mom said I really like this movie.
She didn't understand why I just liked it.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
But but obviously when I got like in my teens
and ship like fucking like Elf and like Home Alone,
I love the Home Alones.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Did you watch the movie?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Now? You walk the lines? I'm watching to know matter.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
And that Woods drunk right there because trunk driving Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Little Part two.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
If they asked you to boys the sequel, what.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
You're doing, Brock, Yeah, I would do it just to
flex on my mom, like all this, all everything you had,
you were on.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
That's like the Corilla the I've never this is the
first time ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, what was your guys first friend? Like the Christmas Story?
Was your guys? Favorite movie? Mine is Home Alone? Home Alone?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
The which one though, because look, people don't understand the
first one is really good Cocaine. Okay, the first one
is really good, but the New York one is really good.
I see that one, like, like like the the one
where he gets lost in New York. Yeah, I like
that one's a little more raunchy. It's like it's like
and then I like when I like they actually let
that fool, like like you know that, I mean from
the New York So when he was like running away

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through the skating and he was like in one of
them ghetto like ghetto ass buildings like hiding, That's that's cool.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
How's the projects right there? Basically due he was he
set up the traps in the projects.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Bro Yeah, Macaulay Cochin, remember like his uncle's hounds and
then he's somehow like lowed the bad guys there.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I like the I like when that in the limousine
eating that pizza. Bro, that's New York what I want to.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Do, because the one in New York, the the creepy food.
He's a good actor, the doorbell man that.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Is. Yeah, he plays such a good creep food.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Maga homie, he mag out, he's mag got out, bro, Like.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I hated that, but that I had a mocking face,
do you know? Yeah, put me in the movie, but
he was on ROHBS nine. Is the one that plays
like the only daughter that looks like him?

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Oh yeah, he has like two other fine ones. Yeah, yes, sir,
such a.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Great movie though. That's guy Lombardo. Do you guys like
the Grinch?

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah? He should have played the Grinch? Not who is that?
That's what was his name that I was talking about him?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Rob Schnyder is the food that plays He wasn't a
creeping This wasn't creepy name Tim Curry, Jim Curry. Hey
did that food play it? Yeah? The original he's the original,
the one that I hated. That food dog fool that
a creepy motherfuck you thinks because it's getting it bro, Bro,
why did he play that role so good? Are you

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looking at that food without makeup? Yeah? Food, that's scary.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Food was also the Rocky Horror Picture Show right there.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Having sex with that food and he does where he
just like his face like this with.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, that's real. That's the movie Rocky Horror.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Picture, Horror Picture Show.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I've never seen that pretty cool dude.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh food, that's scary dog.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Dude, you got sucked up. Recently had a stroke, bro,
so he's all fucked up.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, I mean Nightmare of Food Senior original.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Never it's creepy, bro.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
They did a great he killed that role.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
He got into a row thing because I'm assuming he's
like a fucking like a method actor to where he probably.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Like the theater.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
So I saw in Mexico when I the first time
I was in Spanish, it was like creepy.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
It was different, you know, like it was called.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
How do you say it?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's right, and that's creepy, scary scary.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Because they had Because I got suck in Mexico and
I was a kids, I remember that I used to
watch all these weird ass movies.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
The movie that I used to watch. It was like
the it was like the Mexican Annabelle.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
It was called which is like it was the singer
Petro tech me.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, so it's called that terror vacation Terrorist if you
find if you look it up, it's like a weird
little doll that's possessed by the devil.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And that's it right there. Yeah. So yeah, that fucking
bitch scared me. Bro. They used to play that on TV.
So these guys getting that's like a cartoon. No, no,
it's a movie.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I mean that's the cover pool Like, give you look
at the trailer. It's creepy, bro, that's me in a
cover fucking uh so yeah, the trailer group.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
My family, this is the whole movies would look like this, kid, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Even even like the Possess Kids look the same, and
and and and Mexican movie and every movie.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, so there's this possessed doll is fucking just like
controlling everything with their mind.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dude, what the a?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Right?

Speaker 5 (17:51):
No, bitch, Oh so she finds that doll.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh that's creepy.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
This movie looks creepy, Chris, I want to be wait,
you gotta see the dollphers. This bitch is that's.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
There and you had a baby, bro with this kid
that's Mexican Bruno.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Mars r there Bro.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It is also they find a doll in the cave
down there who's getting drunk to I'm.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Gonna what's wants to be? Or what what you want
to do? TikTok yo? You want to see some instagram
or what that does? Look like? What is he? Wait
that fool? He is a singer. Bro, No, he's got
you see that bitch? No missed it.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
So this bitch is possessing like he's got a hangover
ready roll bro h you're thinking and it does look
like Rod got that per the chemicals are seeping through bro.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Way Jesus g the funk out of you. Brouck.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah yeah, Bro, that's not even a specially bad horrible
but you hear that. Look at that yet.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
She just like one of your from Mexico and you
were scared.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
We all creeped upbout the movie I saw It was
called Tana Blast Blast. Yeah, it's about a shark and
like that it kills these two fools, bro, but they're
like hanging out was a white lady, bro. The whole
weekend it was like it was like you to a

(19:35):
Madame Bien, but with a shark in it.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Bro, you Yeah to Madame Bien is an independent movie
from Mexico with fucking.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
And fucking.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Uh yeah, Like this lady who died from cancer hangs
out with these two kids.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
They're doing a road trip, and a road trip cy
is a bads.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
But then I saw one that's kind of like but
it was the two men and a white lady.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Then they get killed by a like a three. So
she creeped me out.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Bro, there are the threes?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Are the shark everything? They were naked. So so this lady,
so this lady, what the fuck? Wait so this lady
this is a commercial from fucking so this lady what
so what is this? This lady just has cancer and
decided is too.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
So these guys are like rich boys from Mexico City.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
The one was poor.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh yeah, so there are hipster Mexico City there. So
their girls are going to Italy for a vacation and
they end up becoming like.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
But anyway, what we're talking but we're just saying is
that that the movie was the movie I saw was
about a shark attack, but not with the movie. But
it's like a shark attack. It's like this, but we
will never find out the movie though.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh my god, if we grew up bro where I
used to live, echoed podic whim, no no no. I
grew up down the street, down the street Lucas.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, I grew up like on like Glendough, like right
down the street by Belmont, right yeah, right next to
the movement. I want to Belmont. Actually you want to
Belmont for like two months. And yeah, I grew up
down the street right there on on Douglas, in between
Corn and in between Cord and to Luca, right right
before they built, but right before they reopened the Echo

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Park pool and really yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
By the Haitian Chicken there used to be that there's
like a little restaurant itself.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Was like, oh Filipino food, Bernie's Bernie's.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, yeah, they close it down. That's where I used
to buy my one dollar and twenty five rice bowl.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, damn, right right on Glenda Buvary. Now it's a
coffee show. Fucking hardware store. Yeah, the Hardward. The Hardward
store is still there. Howard.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
At least I liked that Howard store because they were
friendly and they knew everything.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
And and and if you lost your keys, you go
there there your keys, like.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
One of the last you hardware story where they actually
remember your name and they know how to find everything.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, fool. And and they're still there. And they just
got a bunch of toilets outside. If you want a
new toilet art down don Glando right before you get
to that's for Semple there.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
That's funny you say that because they know that Echo
Park and Silver Lake in that area the worst plumbing, bro.
They're not because that's it. Those those people, those toilets
were not made for eight motherfuckers live in there.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
And also though that's all plumbing from like the forties, bro,
So like they're not used to like modern food, you know,
like well I think.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Well, I think what it is where I grew up
food and and and we probably could assumed now that
we I mean, we didn't know that back then. But
where I grew up dog when there would be like
a little earthquake, my building would move full. I grew
up on one forty five Douglas Street, one forty five, No,
Douglas Street, nine two six, and the building would go
like this, fool, and you could feel it because it

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wasn't meant for it to hold steels and Nash was creepy.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
The building I grew upon was creepy. That's where I
saw my first.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Goals dog you see goals, saw fucking goes in the
alley fool right beard Annabel's wish it was right.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
It was right behind.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
It was right behind the fucking the puppet theater. Fo Yeah,
they had terrible plumbing, fool like, it.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Was not meant for that. Like, but girding up Becker
Park was fun as fuck. Especially. We had everything there.
We had it all. He grew up twenty ten, twelve.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh yeah, like like the years I could really remember.
It's like from two thousand and eight and up. Yeah,
so you know where the you know where Miguel concerns
is at where he lived my dad. You know, I
used to be like the trap. My dad actually lost
me there though, really he lost me there when I
was about four years old.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
My dad was a heavy like drug addict.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
He started like two years before I was born. I
was born two thousand and Sturday ninety eight, and he
lost me like at four.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
He came to get me from the baby to the
shoutout on your Lapita on Maryland and between Big So
and Lucas.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
He came to gam me from her and she's like,
well like, and he's like and then he went to
go pick up and and that fool lost me there
and my my dad's homie he actually just recently got
deported the name Lollo super Chilango, full rocker. He would
have his guitar and sing three on the block, like yeah,

(24:15):
and that fool found me. And then after that that
was in a lot of gamming from my babysitter. You
lost for I was lost for about them, I think
thirty to maybe an hour.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
And you're the real Macaulay Culkin bro.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Yeah, but just with a bunch of mad tends, not
fools that were called the weather the food, that were like.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Your father was a goth right or a punk rock
punk rocker, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
My mom and my dad actually they didn't know, but
they were at the same concert right before they met.
They all rushed when the Ramones went to Mexico City,
My parents rushed through like the barricades because there was
they were like pooring ship and it was.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's when I think it was the Ramones. This ship,
My mom my mom saw the Ramones.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Live and ship wow, and then and they came together to.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
La and then they met a couple like maybe like
a year later, fell in love, got together and then.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
So you were bored in a mustard. I was boy
in a must beard. You know what's funny about I
was just talking about that.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
When I was a kid, I think maybe I was
like maybe a hotel. I was like seven years old,
I thing maybe six, and I watched my parents wedding.
I'm a victim to a honeymoon. I saw my honeymoon baby.
I watched my parents wedding and I was mad, and
I remember I cried because I wasn't invited to the wedding.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Dog but I just wasn't born here but my but
my parents had had a stick dancers and for you.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Know when people go to weddings, people think you're supposed
to just like in the suit, fucking no food.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
They had like sex pistol shirts on and fast and
a punk ross like like for my dad.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Funeral, my mom made me a jacket with all his
favorite bands like a and we got like a rock
band of sing at his funeral. Like soon my family's
a trader food like a Kombia and and and punk
rock like my mom.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Loves the Smith. I grew up on the Smith.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I'm like, you don't even know what the Yeah podcast
grew up on this myth Wow, the Smiths.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I'm a huge. I'm a huge like punk like like
I love punk music.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
New wave like all that ship owful like like there's
a song that that I whenever I'm depressed now, like
when I was younger, I hated it because my sister
would get drunk and cry to it. But it's called
self Uh, it's called self esteem by Offspring the Offsprings.
And now when I'm drunk and I hate my bitch,
I sing that song right there, turn around for the
time day, great song the Offsprings, all the Smiths there

(26:30):
we go.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I sell you you did self esteem. I don't even
know how they look, but he has a great voice.
Yeah that fool, that's crazy. The area you.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
So you're born kind of around like so that means
you're like you're about a teenager one like the whole
place like started getting gentrified then, so I.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Was we're actually a victim to it, fool. So like
I was raised so I was born in Chinatown at
a on a hospital that I was no longer there
in Chinatown because back then they wouldn't question you like
your immigranty sidus, and they would actually give you gifts.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
And it was maybe like one of those like like
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
My mom said, we were born there and ship I
was born there and then and then I lived from
the age of like when I was born to six
in mostly kind of like the west Lake area on
Marynight right behind me got contrails on Maryland and Lucas
between Big Sol And then we moved down the hill
to Douglas and I was raised. We're raised there a
whole lives and then I was raised there my whole life.

(27:32):
And then that's that's where I became like Mohammi. Georgie's
dad was a huge Dodger fan. I remember every time
they would make it, he would put the little projector
out the whole block, be right there watching the game.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
And then I was I.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I was looking bland because I grew up in a
small block where I played. I actually enjoyed my childhood,
like even though we had like iPhones and shit, like
I enjoyed like like I played kickball, cops and robbers,
kicked the can bb gun wars like breaking your neighbor's
window and running away and then she knows your mom,

(28:05):
so she goes troll your mom like like like like
I actually grew up like I enjoyed myself where we like.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Were like so you're like in a turning point before
it got.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Played suicide too, Suicide against the Wall football, We would
hate the kids from up the block, like meet up
at Eastern mos On just get cracking, Like did you
have play that little game, bro, where you put a
ball in a little hole you gotta grab it hit
somebody with it.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
No, no, you know it's I know. I know exactly
what game you're talking about. We played it once but
in the old homies.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
For sock is really hard and I'm like, we're like
ten years younger than you, fool, And I remember like
and I lived I lived like a really fun like
even though there were like problems at home, food the
block was fun, bro, Like I actually like enjoyed myself,
like cutting myself with like obviously this is not that,
but like I would cut myself trying to climb on
fans and shit like that, Like I actually enjoyed that partner.

(28:54):
I had a good childhood. It was in all it
was fucking food, like shout out my hommieu, Georgie, Lucio
and RP. We had a great time, like bro that
was that's around her how to rob like like avocados
and fill him like it's coherulos because you know, the
neighbor had a big a collo tream and they would
fall and my mom would and we would like use
them to throw it at each other.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
But bring them, motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
And and I love avocados, so now I know how
to choose them because of her tree fool, and I
know how to like fucking take him and.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
She he he knows that bar they used to be
the ghiddo ass bar that.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
And no no and toxy and toxy so and I
had him on the pod. I was like who the
homies Mom worked out in tee food. It's like a
little it's like a diving bar and one of the
most ugliest places in the lakes.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Like it's it's literally next.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
To little liquor store and a building that's like a
thing section eight and it's like and and and and
and pieks of blanet. So it's so it's so it's
the liquor store that's connected to a building where people
live upstairs. Uh, the dive bar that it has, like
the bar connected to the building as well, peaks of

(30:04):
planet and then and then and then a bunch of
other sh a.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Little store in the corner of that lady. And then
I was like, dog, there was no way that and.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
It was I never went in there because as I
got older and moved out and ship, but I was like,
who's being there drunk?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
The bike would if you if you were to pass by.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Then we would sometimes be going down the hill going
home after tagging long night, and the pike would just
be fighting each other right.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
There, just throw them out. Finding a corner.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
And I lived at an apartment building next to a
motel and and I think, and I would try to look,
but he was too small. But I would look out
the window and find my window. You couldn't see ship, dog,
but it felt like a jail window.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I saw a little corner of the bar. That's it.
You're just hear the screaming. Yeah, that's funny. That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I couldn't see ship, but whoever, Like if you're starting
in a corner turning across the street and throwing lucas
the person and button.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I only could see yo, ass, couldn't see nothing else. Damn.
So the food was there when fucking Obama.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Showed up, right, Yeah I was younger, Yeah, I was there,
and I remember I remember after my teacher from there,
like we drew our name from a hat, so she
was allowed to meet.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That food because there was all the teachers in the
school and ship. But I remember they shut down head
that like we couldn't hear the house.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
And they made it even you know, especially a black
brother there. We got to shut this ship down three times,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Damn dude.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
So my mom when she came from high school, she
moved to Echo Park back in the eighties, and she
told me she used to always go to that one.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Uh what was called King Bridle, King King Bridle, Yeah,
on on.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So yeah, they're there too, so there, dude.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I remember like when I for sorted driving, I used
to go to a bright spot right there on a
little like what was like a.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Diner, remember, Yeah, how you doing spot? Where's that at?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
It was right there on Glendale and.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
The street from the Echo Park Library.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Across yeah from the like the French restaurant, remember, like back.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
In the day, de Go Park Libraries on Temple, he said,
Glendo bright Spot. I don't think I ever went. Is
it like right like in a little corner it was.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
It was right right next to the Echoplex up there,
right next to the back.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh literally, oh literally, it's on. It's on right before
you get to King Brito. Yeah, like American Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's still good. I went there recently as
an adult. I didn't go there as a kid.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I'm telling you. I sed to see Bernie's Fool.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Bernie's was a Filipino Terioki Spot really sat out my Filipinos. Man,
my Mexican right, they're mexically Mexican dog. One of my
best friends, he's actually a Filipino, but his name is Jerome.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Damn dude.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Filipinos are like just nice people. I love karaoke, but
it just depends the Filipinos from La there be gang
bag you know, I mean they're crazy ship.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
But yeah, I grew up. I grew up eating Loompio
and ship. Some of them would have Loompian ship.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I have onies that are mixed Mexican and Filipinos some
adoring and Filipino.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
All confused, confused.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
What am I my bro like like pick of strogue
but the other day. But they're not the real LOOMI
all those that we had over there. Yeah, people don't
know what loom. This is good. Right here, it's good, dude.
And I'm telling you, if you go to a Filipino party,
they're gonna put a big ass pig in the middle

(33:20):
and they're gonna be like, Jude, what you want.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I've been to uh what's called Dollar Hits right there
on Temple. It's like that one like Barbie where you
barbecue your own a Filipino.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, I think it's good.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
But my girl Filipino.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
But you're on Temple. I've never been there, dude, But
I always wanted to go there. It's it's you passed
by there and it's much like good ass guardics a
Thai restaurant.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh, there's there's a couple right there.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, it's it's on Temple and Benton and there's a
fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I think that's when you man like burning garlic and
chicken there.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
But even right there, I've never ate there because I
just passed by. But I've I've gotten food from what
you're saying, because it's like it's kind of like a
Filipino Korean barbecue.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah, you grow your own food like it. We're fucking
like it's all cind of one right there.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
It's all just.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Reasonly went viral because the TikTok yeah like they it went,
it went extra viral.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
So it's called dollar hits. So like basically you have
to grow It's yeah, it's like you're right, it's like
a grey barbecue. But you grow your own fucking food.
I'm fucking like a charcoal, bro.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You grow grow, grill grill it. Yeah, and then and
then and then you're eating where people are supposed to
be parking.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
The party like what I'm saying, it's like a hoodsball
whiz cracking.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
My girls saying like this is how it is in
the Philippines, Like oh ship dude.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
If would you eat punk punk or no? No no,
I telling my boy you know what punk punk is?
Oh yeah yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:49):
The oh you mean like the like the trash for one,
like they washed they wash all the jolly bees.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, so the reason is okay, so dog in the
Philippin Dolly Jolly third and I think in New Hampshire,
I mean, I mean Beverly in.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
New Hampshire is the only jolly be around the area?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Was bro so so wait wait wait you got you
gottamp in the gravy, Bro, the chicken.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Stuff you spicy spaghetty?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
What shot baghetti or spicy spaghett they push?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Have you been to the Philippines? Plip? No, Bro, we
should go. We would fit in so hard. I think
it was loky I had, yeah, I do have Filipino.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Bro, there was there was CV pizza. He will only
rich people et pizza and.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
For the you know what fucked up?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
The porest place in the Philippines is called happy Lands
because that's so pack pack What are you talking about, dude?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
So there's a there's a so there's a lot, like
there's a lot. There's a lot of classism in in
the Philippines, like Mexico. It is, dude, so like a
lot a lot of like the like people in the slums.
What they do is they go through the trash cans
like by by the by Jolly Be's McDonald's and they
wash like the like CANFC the left doors and they
cook it like in hot oil and like it looks good.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Right, I'm not gonna lie bro is taking foods and
chip on. What they do is they clean it multiple
times with spryed with oll your with frying deep fried,
and then they serve it. And that certainly caused like
fifty cents in the slam. But like it, I mean
you no, no, never now I don't you can't do it? Hey,
now we would die. I think your bodies aren't, aren't

(36:18):
I think we would die.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
We wore them up in Indian dude.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
So for the reason I'm telling you, have a group
telling Miami and Mohammi drownd that's my brother, the big
salar up.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Everybody's like, everybody's like, what are you bringing for for Thanksgiving?
And they were like, d bring punk punk.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
So it's basically like, let those people's little hipsters they
go through trash can and they recook it. Basically his
hipsters do that what talking They call them dumpster divers.
They go to a restaurant where a restaurant where they
threw away the food and they grabbed the food and
they take it back home and recook it. No, see,

(36:54):
that's you have to look. That's dumpster. Look look up
dump hipster, dumpster divingland, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh poorland. That makes a lot more sense. But they do,
and it looks more sense.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
They go through a trash can, Bro, that's sucking ass,
and I guess all the left over like twist.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
And they make like leftover.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
They go out there, but you can't wash a twinkie.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They watch the fruits washing the twinkies.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Great deep right, yeah you know what deep like three times.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Bro packaged meat that expired a week ago. But it's
a trash can that we cook it. They go out there, Bro,
that fucking park.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
But I'm gonna lie to you, it looks good like
with satur rise.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
It looks like it looks like like.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Like your your event you worked out, you know.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, But I will never never, I never eat that
broke because I know I'm gonna always have five bucks
in my pocket.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
But let's say somebody offer you a million dollars to
you pu pocket.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Bro. Keep in mind you've been bigging for how long
they would have to offer me.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
They would two doll eleven would have to offer me
that when I was like twenty two, Bro, Because if
I eat that Now my stomach won't recover it ever.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Okay, hey, I'm gonna say for Lipa, you you could
probably potentially want lose your.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Dogs, so don't ever eat that lose. Yeah, I don't
want you to.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
We need you hear, but that bro, I got food
pull in that fucking chipotlet bro. So I'm pretty shoul
fuck me up.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
That's the fun, all of us up? Have you? Would
you try a trip out? I was just recently, I've
been able before. I'm ready pretty ship. Would you eat
a man buttero for a million dollars?

Speaker 4 (38:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
He just had that.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
He just finished eating that and and then just and
he shipped it all out, but he didn't wipe ask
that well, but all you gotta do is just open
butthole and take your tongue inside one time and now.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Like yeah, million dollars. Well yeah, if you say no,
for you're not about your bag, hoy ah, dude, my
life would be very different.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I that you could puy basically a dollar, you could
buy it.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
You have to the cold any and there'll be a
doctor right next door with you right after you shot.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, like like like like a like a boost, like
like a like like a booster shot to like bring
you back to how.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Open open there? Bro? This there's like two retail dollars there?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Okay, right here it is right in here, there's three
grand open there is. That's three grand bro right here,
was gonna bend down the podcast guy. Bro.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
He's been working all day, bro making clips. He's got
the loom he got the loomia right now. No, Oh,
that's hilarious. The LOOMI I don't know that was that
was the thing, man. But there's a almost that's like
the there's a cool documentary about it.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
There's a couple of documents sat that.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
They're forced to do it.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
But how come we don't how come we don't.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Grab all our food from the United States and then
into the people who are actually starving in another country?
Brocause we have a lot of we cant puck pack
for days over here.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Bro. We have like there's park back in my house
right now. Like how much flew you through away all week? Bro?
To make a little puck park festival.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Huh yeah, I mean I bought some I bought some
big as cookie.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Oh my god, we just try a restaurant puck puking karaoke.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Just come clean pack pack, but just going around asking
people to just put it inside of the bag and
that we would never touch the trash can. Yeah, so
they just put in a side like and then you
just grab it without ever hitting the trash can, like
the way you grab loominum Cans Park.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Then we show up in a punk park karaoke spot
that I'll be sick. That would be sick.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I had a friend that used to do ship like
that dude to drink like left or beers at the bars,
to a.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Barbecue, right kind of all that ship? Yeah, mother, okay,
all right, don't you ever breathe before? Because you know
you know how how at the end of the day, Man,
you get all that little carnita that fell all the
chunky parts, the fat. Yeah, man, Which that's the ship
that I like.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Bro, what's it what's it called the fucking Burtons? No,
it's like it's like called you never talked ever?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
What because that fool said you ever breathed? You ever talked?
What's it called the shake? What's it called the let's sake?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
There saw the barbecue? You ever been to the kid
when you said, man, it's just bumping bro, like food wise,
food wise, vibe wise, chick wise, drug wise, every drug wise, okay,
and then you were just busting up when a what
a ship.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Once time I threw a barbecue in the back right
the where I grew up on Douglas and the hummy's
mom was like one of those cool moms that would
kick it and she cooked it up.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
All I had to do was steal the meat. We
sold the meat for food from less.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
So you would go to the canter and said you
and then walked to the front and just keep walking
and and we stole the meat and she cooked it up.
She made that it was a little burn from the bottom,
but hey, we didn't tell it right.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
And it was good.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
And one of the other hommies mom, she made us
a fucking so so on fool Day they the audible
day audible and it was spicy as fuck.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
And we sold a cado from the neighbors when I
was selling it about and we.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Were just and we were there was even there was
not even played food. We were just we were just
grabbed the meat and make the taco and you were
eating tacos as you went. And that was like the
best ship ever. Half the tortilla was burned. Half the
tortilla was all cold, but they smacked and it was fighting.
The part it was dirty, your fid. You would have
to like wipe it down the ship. That's the best
kind of sull that I had you.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
That sounds fucking I can't talk you great.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
We went to uh to spending as some somebody some
river and we all slept in cars and people's houses.
I don't know how we got there. But the next
day we're by the river. They were barbecueing Bro and
Carna salad just like like him, and we had never
had Friday eggs with sad.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Before Friday eggs.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
That's good, so they may they make was was well
Friday eggs and the fresh Carna sala was two eggs
bro and and cort.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Don't don't nissas Bro basically taking eggs.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Take an egg. Yeah, then then you got a good
ass one.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Then on Bro, but man, you're still God met from
kind of said, yeah, it's already tender and already.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Already made for you. Don't got to you. But then
but then it's season two, like you could like like
it's so soft you is there is there like a
stork is there like a story you gets specifically go
for specific things. Us big bye, Big Bye boy Hi,
it's not there anymore.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
It's the CVS fucking darning.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
And across the street from Big Bye was a Pabo bakery,
so they would have all the and a big bye
so Christmas trees and they give credit, big give credit.
Brother fuckers send the flats to go make you pay
just stand out employees.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I can't. I can't. I can't.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
I'm gonna be honest. I'm not too much of a
good cook. But the times I have there's there's certain
things like there's like a there's like a spot I
go to that it's called comal In He's Hollywood. I
go often and they just have really good everything and
and and he's Hollywood. It's like IM Santa Monica and
it's like really good.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
That ship is super gas. My sister put me on.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
She lives in that area, so I pulled up on
her and ship the or when he grew up. But
there in the corner lady that that they had a
little store and she had all the little schools bro
three and she will saw everything bro like she didn't

(45:13):
just saw the real hostess on the hostess. She will
opened up a bag the family packed. Bro it saw
a little hostess, little tweakies and she used to make.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
To yeah for her and her fine daughter. Where's his?
Do you know what other they did? I really wanted to.
We used to ditch to go eat there.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
We used to ditch and we would say one person
that get out order and have on foo and you
come back and she'll make you a fat ass for
five bucks. You'll get like obviously it went up as
you as we got older.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
But like hello had a pen wrapped around it like
like it was like like the was.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Like five bucks and then it was just half like
she just cut it like sideways kind of.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
And then it was like you would get you would
get chipped for like dollar and then you're and then
you would get a shasta because it's fifty cents.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
You don't want to be extra fifty. That's a whole
meal right there, the well fool for seven bugs on me,
that's all food.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
But then you got a little the little you know
shasta you can't go wrong exactly like coke.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Then you a little when she turns her back, you
put a little read in your pocket. Bro. Yeah, I
remember that she would catch a gang of food steely.
That was mad awkward.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
She's to treat all the kids that were like, you know,
a little more cossos. Everybody treats some bad, real bad.
But but if you're she treats you like.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Gold, that's crazy. Yes, I would take you. Saw you
have blue eyes? I miss laky kid?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah would kids man like like all your parents don't
love you like they already I already got enough problems
at home. She was mean.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
One time I ran in there and and and I
fucking hit my weed right there though, and I went back.
She did back and high and picked up the weed,
picked up like a little dumb sacking shit.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
I left that motherfucker right there. How did you get
started on social media?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
So I got into the skits like twenty like late
twenty eighteen, almost closer to on TikTok or Instagram.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
TikTok wasn't even booming yet.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
And you started talking and I would just do the skits, yeah,
like I was planning out like little scenarios and then
and yeah, that's that's kind of really the way I started. Actually,
me and my humma used to have a page called
No Dad bomedy because none of us had dads. It
would record us slapping the shit out of each other,
fighting each other, getting.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Drunk food the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It was like right before the pandemic, Like I just
graduated high school twenty eighteen. It was called no Dad bombiting.
The page might still be up.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Actually it's on Instagram, No Dad so and old Dad
and then bomedy No maybe be going on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, I remember how I watched it.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
When I started watching your sketches, I thought I noticed
that you started getting heat when you start when because
you were like you were the voice of the of
the people of your of the young people of your generation.
Nobody was doing it like you were doing it. Yeah,
other kids gravitated to you like they looked up to you.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
They say that, man, I I I even kids that
were little hot.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Well, because I think people probably thought I was older
and I was only like twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, oh das man, we're mad at me and shit,
I've been like hey, like.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah, well, to be honest, for I didn't know when
I got into I didn't know what I was going
to be doing what I'm doing now. I got into
that ship because I fell in love like with doing
like skins and shit. I've always I won class clown
my eighth grade and my senior year. So in reality,
I was just being me, Like and when we started
to know that bomedy foods were getting to know like
in the like in our school and shit, like right

(48:48):
after high school, and none of the homies wanted to
keep doing it, which are like all my best friends.
So I just started doing sketch and Dono comes from
my graffiti names.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I just spell it different. Well that's your name, yeah,
So I just spelled it different, and I went with that.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I ran with it, and then I did a skit
after skied, and I would and and and I would
just do skits about like me getting into my girlfriend
or situation I've seen, and then just it would go
viral or like I would do phone calls, like pretend
phone calls, like.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
If I was arguing.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
And then and then one of the first skids I
went really crazy was I talked about I talked about
I talked about how.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I think.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
I mentioned that like I would argue with my girlfriend
about like like she called my dad a crackhead, and
I was like, well, at least my mom is okay,
like like your mom's a fucking dope feeding and in
the crackhead world a woman being adope the waywards and
a man you know, and like it wasn't crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I remember it went kind of crazy, like it's really good.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
It had one of those really funny about the domestic
violence with homie raising someone else's kid or or or
they took his name or something like that.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Oh no, no, no, I think I mentioned like I
think I said some shit, like I think I kind
of think I I kind of think I know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I think I said, like, like shut up, basically you're
raising somebody else's kid.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Yeah, And I said something like that like I'm the like,
I'm just what I would have do is like I
would think of the scenario and then just rat and
like if I like something, I would keep it and
if not, I would just go on a round and
whatever came out is I would just.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Kind of like you just ran right now. Yeah, I
wasn't right. I wasn't really writing down how many ago
would you do before you picked one? Or you did
one boom.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
No, there were sometimes where I would like recently, I
was in my head and I did one and and
I thought it was good, but it didn't do as good.
And then there's one like that I did that I
was kind of like, whatever's about it? And then it
fucking did really good. So sometimes it's just like sometimes
you just gotta post the first one, first take, because
I I did want Like sometimes I try to do
like little holiday ones, like I did one on Thanksgiving

(50:48):
where like the girls getting ready and her mom and
her girls like, how can we go to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
To go with his mom?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
He's like, I fucking hate my mother in law, like
and and that's kind of something I would like hear
my sisters or her homegirls say.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You know, so it's really easy to make the girls
kids because I girl with all girls. You had a
three million followers at one time? Huh didn't you?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Nah? Lost?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
I told you lost? I lost. I lost.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
I lost my TikTok one. Yes, I lost my TikTok
like one million and I got it back and no,
but did you.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Have a million already on Instagram? No?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Hell no?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Hell no. I lost my Instagram page like two times,
so wow, why I lost it? One time?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Because my homie Jakarta dropped the song and then and
then and he dropped like a snippet and I and
I put some me down, released bitch, and they said
I was bullying my homie. And then another one I got,
I got, I posted my homies doing nods with a
with a with a homeless and then they took my
page down.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Fuck ude, They're like they're strict like that, but how
did you how did you end up on the Adam Show?
So with Adam and them?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
So I was doing the skis you meet them, and
then the domestic violence skits really took it off and
and like that even skin like the reason it took
because when I said, like all the homegirl the violence,
but that's something we would say in high school, like
that word comes from us. I think I was telling
Elieve a little bit about it, like like if you
were to wear boots and be like, oh, the hommy's

(52:09):
gonna go run through the snow, like we would just
make fun of every like nippick things. Like like if
I was like like if like I remember one of
like the homegirl, she would fucking always stay in her
pants with like food and all the homegirl know lah blah,
Like that's just say like like that was just shit
we used to say in high school, like we weren't
really thinking.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
And so when I started doing the skits, and I
would ad like and like ship like that. So when
we ran. So when I ran with it, I think
it surprised people that I was talking to that.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
But that comes from a real life story, like I
seen my homegirl beat the ship out her man, you know,
and the home world domestic violence. So when I made
that skid, it took off because and then it also
spread awareness of how much women beat the ship out they.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Man, there's a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Bro, and my sister were an ultimate woman beaters full sister.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
My sister was the ultimate woman like pus five throwers,
Like damn, they're throwing bongs at their man food.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
They're crazy food. Two Bro, she boke up Oliver about
my my elbow.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Fuck dude, Oh dude, Mike started punching me in the temples.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Bro right here, dude, Yeah, Like so that's those punch sleep.
Oh that's the word at me, pussy pussy, I.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Get pussy thrown at me throwing that cat You is crazy.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Don't show up the brand prof Yeah, the brand props
is live right now. Yeah, February sixth I haven't show
at the Brain Pro. I got two shows, the seven
thirty and the nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
The stand up going, man, stand up is going great. Oh,
I don't. I don't think that was what. I think
we're only doing one day. Oh, it's cause they're showing
all the bunch of dates. All right. Yeah, I think
I'm doing Ontario two and Ship Ontario. I'm saying, hell, yeah, dude, Yeah,
I'm excited. Man shot out the fucking improving Lovely Ship
lovet Live. I'm excited for that. What what? What states

(53:58):
have you been through though, I've been I've.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Been down near everywhere except well, I've been to some
states not doing comedy like you been to South Bend, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
No, I went to Indianapolis. I don't know how far
that is from that. We do the we did Helium, Me,
Conkree and Jerry were like a hundred motherfucker. It was
cool though. Yeah, Bro went doing this winter or summer.
We went recently, not so long ago, we did it.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
We did Saint Louis and then we drove to Indianapolis
and then I drove to from Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
It's not that bad of a drive, right, it's not
it's not that bad of a drive.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
And with Saint Louis Ton Annapolis and then the crazy
one we recently d d uh Huntsville, Alabama.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
We did the comedy club in Huntsville, Alabama, stand up
like we're going there for the first time. Hunts of Alabama.
Oh dude, the comedy club is cool right there. I
don't know, I don't know. I think we I don't
know if it's a stand up. I forgot what one
we did.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Because we did uh Zany's in Nashville. Yeah, and then
we drove like an hour and a half to hunt
For Alabama and it was a trip.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Little people out there or.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Maybe I have been there. Did you go through that
dirty ass Chinese restaurant? No, we got there Chinese, you know,
it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Before we got there, we just got a hotel the
shower did are sow and then drove right back and
then we stayed to go to get the airport.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Was at that comedy condo with like nine rooms. Almost
which one I get a hotel or comedy condo.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Hotel, hotel, the Marriott, Yeah, because yeah, yeah, but the
comedy club was cool.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's like it's it's like in a weird it's like
on its own.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I don't know if the trip, but it was like
we had a great time with the people. We talked
to hell about like it was dopeful. We all we
all were able to try and new shit and the
people were fucking with it.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I love that one. And then I went to Milwaukee
for the first time. Milwaukee U in Provka. The new
one is super badass Flud's and it's crazy. We actually
had a gang of people come out. We almost sold out.
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
We did that on a Wednesday, right bit before we
did the whole weekend in Chicago at Saints.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
But that ship was cool. For fucking Milwaukee was a trip.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
How is it when you tell people back at home
like your homies, like like you go to where do
you go to? Do they trip out?

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I think they trip on more when I do ship
like this, Like when I when I posted before I
posted the photo me and Philippa when it came on
the pot.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I sent it and like I have homies my age
and then I have owed their homies and they're like
get throw fuck girl. They're like they're like to the
food face type me I'm like foo, I'm like, that's
not the way this works. I was in Cleveland right now,
what's up for? Wow?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Man?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So you doing so you're a tour or yeah? So
so do those tours because I know you do the
one concrete Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
So twenty twenty four it was my first. No, so
twenty four was just me. But it wasn't a toe no. No,
that's the ship he does. Yeah, that's before. So so
twenty twenty four I did all by myself. And but
but I didn't I wouldn't really call it a tour
because I was like, uh like one weekends one week
and another.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
You know.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
It was kind of like I was getting my foot
in the door. I was trying to show these clubs
that I could sell out. So I was doing the
fucked up dates like the Wednesdays. I did Portland Wednesday.
I think I did like Labor Day. Yeah, I was
doing like Hour World. I was doing the days where
no other comic wound it. But I was like, I'm
trying to prove myself, you know, like like I'm successful
with the podcasting, the kids. I want to get be like.
So I was doing the Wednesdays, like I say, ain't

(57:22):
e's I did. I think I did a Wednesday at
Portland like Helium and then go crazy and then you
and I was selling now and then I think I
did like, which too was the weirdest one I did.
I did my first weekend ever was like in San
Diego and I did really good so American Comedy Club
or comedy club. So I did all twenty twenty four
just like I was doing by myself, like headlining and

(57:43):
I don't even think I had an hour, but Marty
was like, just go up there and try. We got
to just go up there and just let them know
that you're like And then twenty twenty five came in
the beginning of the year, and I was kind of
like right before twenty twenty five, I was like, okay,
well I want to do like I want to grind
all year full. And then we talked about it me
I remember me like me, and Connor was like, well,

(58:04):
I'm down for because romatics by the same person like
name it Perito's world, like Perito, this is in the
world is to.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Do no thing.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
And then and then he's like I'm down and then
I was like fucking and it's like me, you and Jerry,
let's do it. And and I was like I've never tried.
And then when I was like every weekend, I'm not home,
no weekend, Like that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
When I got into the game, like I honestly didn't
really know what how much of a grind it was
stand up right, stand up like and and I was
willing to go through those process like I was doing
little bar shows, like I'm trying to just get them
material I get and they're like, hey, you're gone every weekend.
I'm like, damn, f like going now done? And then
and then I went through the motions and it was dope.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
And then.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
I realized within like the last couple of months, I
was like, you know them foods are in a different place.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
In their life.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You know their parents, and you know and and and
you're you're the youngest one, right, No kids, I'm twenty five,
Jerry's about almost twenty or older and me and cons
like fifteen years older than me exactly. So you know,
there's there's certain things I want to do. But when
you're you know, when you're traveling with the teams.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Of your dad's friends. Yeah yeah, yeah, So so you
know your little candle. Your dad was going with the
old food throw.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I think my dad was a life I would have
been doing comedy within him. Fool. Yeah, Bro, it was
a funny mother for he foo that fool. I heard
that for one time.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
It was because my dad grew up working in the
in the alleys selling Levi's. My dad, I'm a I'm
a the fake my dad the fucking yankeys one LEVI
have a horse with a cow bro. Yeah yeah, yeah
for the ones, the ones that for the one that
you watched one time. Yeah, and you paid twenty bucks

(59:46):
when they're really eighty you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Bro, when you take those Levi's, bro, your legs like
fucking the avatar yeah poo group.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
One time my mom was like never putting new shoes
on when you're wearing leve they were thirty the fu
okay to me before Yeah food, So my dad that
food was a funny ass for I remember one time
he told them so, so do you know right there
in the alleys they're like a community food, Like you
can't steal from there because they're going to get on
you and ship. And one time some fool, some little
like Chilito was gonna get down with some big ass

(01:00:16):
food and and the little Tito told my.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Dad like I said, my dad was like, well, wait
was big, I don't know, kind of got a low
way like you're.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Gonna fight, like you're gonna fight off for you on
a picking up like so my dad used to just
clown like that like he was so yeah, but this
show was like you know what, And I was like,
I want to try it on my own, like you
like like the fucking five hundred shooters, Uh if we
do two shoulds and like you know, I'm like I'm
willing to go through the roller coaster with it. I've

(01:00:45):
been stacking up on like on a bunch of clips
and ship that I'm ready to pose once we announced
the tour on the armies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
And and and hopefully you guys come. You know, he
does have you know, first show up his brand ship.
Thank you? Hell yeah, fool. And how did you start?
You started?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
You started doing your sketches and when you when you
started did you start the brown paper Bag podcast too?

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
So brown Bag? So that would before you were on
Adam or after it was a little after a little
after so I got did you started it as very successful, right, so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Adam out of the So the not Jumper platform was
already a thing. Yeah, they were already cracked with the
rappers and in the SoundCloud era.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Is that where brown Paperbag came from.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
No, So, so I was doing uh the chiefe men
would do no essentially, I was kind of doing it
on my own and I was doing like the like
just Pardca and see my YouTube and then the sketches,
and then Adam one time hit me up to do
a pot like he kind of interviewed me and it
did good and he really liked it. He liked like
he liked like my vibe. And then I went for

(01:01:50):
like a try run. Like I remember I could say
like maybe like I don't I probably wasn't even twenty
one y had Dog. Maybe I was like twenty twenty.
Everybody was a lot older Adam was. It was doing
so if you guys don't know, COVID was a good
time for YouTube because everybody was at home watching Dog
and it was it was a time those skyrocket and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
So he he ended up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
He ended up he was hiring foods. He hired the
homie a d and he started like kind of like
a network. So usually it was just him, but he
started a network to where foods would come and do
like to build their own podcasts and his ship, and
we ended up a D. He ended up hiring a D.
And then I went for a pod and they liked me,
so I went for like a little child run and
then I went again on a Tuesday which was like

(01:02:34):
the main show, the No Jumper Show, which was him
a D in house phone, but and and then I
went and they fucked me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
The the people like fucking with me on the Live
and Ship. The next day, he was supposed to be
on the Wednesday show, which was the Homie A D
and t Rail.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
And he couldn't make it because he got sick, and
I was like, I'll pull up, and then we pulled
up and right off the bat we had great chemistry.
And then I went into Houston for my first club
hosting outside of LA, like just like a regular club,
like the nightclub which out Hunger Yaya and at the
moment I still did it. I didn't drink for like
three years and I turned my birthday and when I

(01:03:12):
learned it back in LA, they offered me the job
and I was like, fuck yeah. And then we did that,
and then we got cracking. Right after four we started
going up and then that that's where at the end
of the day, that's where my new network comes out
now like FMW Community World and then brown Bag.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I think I was in Colorado. I could have been
in Colorado. I was.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
I was hosting a group or like ldn E and
all these group of those females that lested they were
doing like a big ass like the Edgar Vibe. Then
they hired to hosted full and I'm in my hotel
foot and I see let the evic uploaded like a
pod and I and I think I replied like a
middle finger to it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I sent them a photo and they're like, oh, well,
maybe we should try to do a podcast together.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
And I think at the moment, there wasn't a lot
of people doing like, you know, especially like in the
hip hop scene where it was like a lot of
latinos and ship. And then we went up there, we
tried it. We did like three little test rooms and
then and we still didn't have a name. I think
we had like like stupid n full like three Beans
or something and like somethingdl Corny bush It. And then
and then we're doing the first part and then Lett

(01:04:11):
it was like bron bag and I was like, oh,
that's hard. And then and then and then that was
like a big year in my career because it was
like No Jumper started really taking off. Obviously it's it's
gone through what is going through now and ship where
we ended up all leaving and it's not having the
best look, but at the moment it was where it
was at the top of it, we're podcasting took over

(01:04:31):
and I was like the youngest in the scene. And
then brown Back took off fast too because let it
comes from the radio background with Big Boy and fucking
Vic was super behind the scenes of the La Rap scene.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
And then I was like the new kid on the
block that made.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Skids like the Virons, the Viral Ship and then TikTok,
So it was it was kind of like a big year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
And then yeah, and then the Perfect Storm exactly like
it was like it was like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
My skits are going really well, and then No Jumper
and then brown Back and then and then so it's
going like crazy, like it's it's kind of like a
it's like a big ass fucking and then I was
like a big year in my career where and then
I started doing other ship from that and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
That, picked up for Actual Radio to do the show.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Yeah, and then and then and then Letty was in
a power she had gone through what she went through
with Power one six, she went back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
And then they kept telling her, well, what did we
have brown Bag on the morning show? That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Show and then I was kind of like, we're all
kind of a little I feel body.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
And went for a child run why were kind of
because it's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
It's like it became I've been independent for it. Like,
you know, I stopped working at pol Local. I don't
remember exactly what the year, but you know, I went
from Paul Local to being I was living off Instagram
story promos.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
For a long time, but no, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I ended up figuring out independent. You having a boist
and a producer telling.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
You that essentially like and and they were really big.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
I was like, look, if I'm gonna be me I
understand this is radio, but I understand I like, I
won't courage on the kids listening, but other than that,
I'm gonna just be me ful. And then we're cool
with it. And then we ended up having a I
ended up leaving after three months. The day we signed
like our our like contract with power was the same
day I found out my dad I had like passed
and ship. Well, my dad passed in in November, but

(01:06:20):
we didn't find out till January because we have to
do the blood test like an.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Tijuanain and ship.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
So technically my first day on part one of sick
it's all right, all right, my first time part one
of six. I went to TJ to go dig that
foo out, to go like like claim the body and
ship food.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
That's crazy. Yeah, so you have to go through like
this whole process. Fucking that's mother.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
So when I was like listening to the radio, it
was it was like the first time I think I
called in me and my story driving other way too,
to teach like deep in TJ, fucking looking for that
for we have to do like the paperwork and like
a big process to bring his body over here and
bury that for a whow. Yeah, so was like a
huge ass process.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
But what was he in Mexico? So my dad got deported.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
When I was maybe like I kind of I don't remember,
like sack like it was between eleven or twelve, He
ended up getting deported and then he was in Mexico
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
He got deported to Mexico City.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
But in Mexico City is a lot harder and a
lot more expensive to get mad, because you know, it's
a bigger but when you're closer to the border, it's
a lot easier.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
So he was in Mexico City for a long time.
But his excuse trying to be in in the and
TJ was like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
I wanted to be closer, but I'm like, motherfucker, your
two older daughters can't visit you because they're not born here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
And then me and my sister kind of got the
bad taste of you, you know, me and the youngest
me and the youngest girl. But not for and he
ended up in teaching for a lot of years.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
I didn't see him again until I was eighteen, full
and and and and it was hard see enough he
was I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Fucking moved alls away.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
I fucking bummed like bum me and ship and then
and then I didn't see him again one time after
that again and then until we identified his body and
ship when he had passed. But he ended up he
ended up you know, like way like that food, that
fool living the real rock start live just with no bitch,
no money, Like yeah, that was just a sick maniaco,

(01:08:15):
you know, like he was maniaco food, just a drug
addict that that that love to go crazy with it.
Fool your luckal being luckal can look Yeah yeah yeah
like that was like that was a fucking maniac.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
He was like a cool crackhead.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Fool like like the co homies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I will protect video bro that Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Yeah, if you double park, my dad would be like
put there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
A little toothpick, bro, making that parking meter go to
one dollar. Yeah, my dad Starbucks for my dad used
to for my day, used to day and and and
like there in Hong Kong food my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Used to what time when I was walking with that
food when I seen him for the stuffing him because
I was looking for and food to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
American men were actually looking for him on the street.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Yeah, because they kind of gave me the room bow
where he was buying TJ fool. So me and my
hommie and there are looking for that point we're American,
I you were talking to English. Some foods are looking
at us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Crazy, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
And then when we're finally leaving. We're by the church
in TJ and like in the downtown and my dad
caught me right there. My phoney like he's like on
the topway and I'm like, I keep put it on,
put on that list, and she's like he's like, oh,
get that eat and he pulled up and you know,
I cried and seen that fool like the way he
was living.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
And then he's like, hey started fucking crying, like you know, man,
Like that was like that with me. He was kind
of like a dig fool. And I remember he told me.
He was like he was like be cause I got
shot when I was fifteen and ship duck. So he
was like you got shot. He was like get to
and then and I told him the ship and he
was like what I like, I staid, it'll be like
stop being me, Like he was like get him.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, he was like, motherfucker, you can't come back. Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
But but I remember we're walking through the fucking where
the where the where the ones that don't make it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
It's like Hong Kong because they got a little long.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
The one that stay out tight, yeah, the one the
for the ones that can't go inside because they don't
got the kim k body. Yeah, she out right and
they're like all on hand and I'm like and I'm like,
mother fucking prostitutes him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
And then he was like nah, but his name and
had fun brother name. He's like he's out through the
streets and TJ years.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
He was like, he's like he's like he's like on hell.
And then I was like, Dad, what the fuck? Like
my hoami was laughing. He's like, no way, man, my
dad at the prostitutes from teaching for money to eat,
you know. And it was funny as fuck. Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
And I remember we're talking and he's like he's like kids,
that's so kids, school kids come man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah, And I was like, oh, yemn, I'm trying this ship.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
And then and now I think I think I think
me being a status of a comedian would have made
him really proud. Like I think like because you know,
my dad was like the old school fools dog, like
he kind of hated me because I took him from
my mom, like I'm the only boy. He had three daughters.
He was perfect with his three daughters and his wife,
you know, like like and then you're the youngest one.
I'm the youngest one of the three other girls food.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
So the older daughter, oldest sister, she's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Thirty four, thirty five, and and then I have a
thirty you have thirty five, thirty thirty four, thirty one,
twenty nine, and then me and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
So that's what was happening. Then I was born off
the honeyman.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
And the reason and the only reason I was born
is because like cleanicon Ovado to tie his nuts, to
cut the fucking thing with clothes when he went full,
Oh clinic, so that who so I want to go
get chipped?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Tell me, oh the Asian I forgot, I might got
STD clic. So so so so my dad after him
and mom got married, he went to go chop his nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Full not chopping nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
They a sected.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Mevisected him right down off Verado and a yeah, yeah,
like right there somewhere on over like I'm where then
ninety nine cents they used to be have food, and
I went right there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
That's that's where.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
That's where I went to the doctor for a long time,
you know, because if the immigrant doctor work and you
hear kids crying and and what. My ladies come in
with a backpack, but it's ready their kid in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
I used to go right there.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
So I guess my dad went to go get his
exectomy and there were clothes because it was like it
was like a holiday, and so my mom ended up
having sex and I came f and that fools.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
He was like, no, mom, man, we can bring up
four and three. Now we got out ford another big.
It was big. Yeah, yeah, this this was a big
old baby. Hum me, what's a full podcast? Bro? June thirteen,
I'm gonna be at the Greek Theater. Man, there's a
billboard in Hunton Park, Due Yeah. Bro, why'd you put
it there? I don't know what they chose it to be.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Right there on the Pacific, Bro, that's where that's where
it's at.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
That's like a little for Pacific is a little better
than than the Alley's Street Spacific.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
You should put your elect you I'm booking on the
show with me, Bro, I would love to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
I would love to whatever. Let me know, what do
you call Mary? Yeah? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
And if you're not, I don't know what the schedule
is like June thirteen, But if you were like, want
to do the show with me Greek?

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
I would love to do the Greek Theater. Sit it up.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
I'll text Marty right now and like block out doing
thirteen for mek Pedal and now my podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
He was like, I don't know if it's the seventeen
the Greek Theater sometimes my presentation of me Bro. He
was like, oh no, I think it's the seventeen or
the thirteen. And then my head, I was like, you're
doing the show on a fucking Wednesday, the Greek What
do you think you are? A fucking beat up dogirl

(01:13:48):
on Wednesday? The Greek Theater, Greek Theater, manteen.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Man up the hill, Bro, right there, up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
The fucking hell you're here, du knows. I'll be there
over the gats with you. He'll be over there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Man selling Levi's selling lehot that next to me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Then the Levi's five more five ones than a many.
They don't fit me. Nobody got a fattle ass. So
what do you do right now? Where do you live?
Right now? I live like towards the valley, okay from here,
like in the Bayea. Yeah, it's it's. It's it's dope.
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
It's cool as fun like it's it's it's different than
being raised in Akele Park. It's just a lot a
little more rich.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Like, hey, man, you grew up in Nicle Park. I
grew up I lived in Ankele Park. I lived on
Whitmer and Lucas. But hey, did you ever hear at
the train in the morning? At the train that you
can hear?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
You can hear the conduct Nickel Park? Hell no, that's
right here, Bro, there's you were doing shroom for you're
doing at park?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
If you stay quiet, bro, at a certain time, you
can hear the fucking dude, dude real quietly broke from Downtoa.
It travels. Bro's crazy, It travels. Yeah, I swear to god,
I don't know what time it is. You go, you
can hear it in Nickel Park, because I mean, it's

(01:15:15):
so quiet you can hear it. So that What do
you mean the Amtrak that come.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
From the l A River. Yeah, okay, so that travel
if it's quiet, if it's a in l you never
heard it? Nah, I heard it, man, You know what
I would hear the Dodger Stadium when you were hear home?
Are you here? I never heard that ship? But you're
closed living. I lived, I live, I live the beating ship.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
I lived up the street from Dodgers stadium. Bro used
to live on Bernard Street right there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
It was like thirty one apartment. Yeah, it was one
of those.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
He came to the he came to the apartment in time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
It was all like he started putting on there. Bro.
It was bad, Bro, the dirty room with the guy
who actually owned the apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Yes, he has the guy who leads the place. He
turned the he turned the kitchen to his own room.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
So he hit the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
So it can be cheaper, bro, Yeah, because we paid
six hundred bucks. My room was six hundred bucks there
in two thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Well okay, okay, but did you have your own fridge there?
We are shared their fridge. Oh, death dishes, but you
would have to wake him up.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
I never see.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
I never ate there because my mom lived like right
there by the Sernos, So I used to just go
eat at her house.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
You're like living with these.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Yeah, just driving away.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
He made his room the kitchen, yeah, so it could
be cheaper, Brog. How poor were you for the act?
You know what I mean? He was a white guy, deal, bro,
full white full that's the poor shit.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
But he was an actor too, so he was trying
to like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Why food that come from like, well, how are you
trying to make it in Hollywood? They do desperate things.
Cardive milk shaded out the car fool nasty ship.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
They're living in a hubble bro but down the street
this fucking drug the a fan of mine moved next door,
and the fool wanst have been a big ten baller
drug dealer because he was building a big house right
there illegally.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
So I basically lived where Like what do you mean
the fun up illegally?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Yeah, you were seeing The Little Rascal is the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Yes, I lived kind of right there by the hill,
right there by the way the other shitty houses at okay, okay, okay,
and like right there Bernard Bernard, Yeah, I know, I
know by where Yeah, that Little Rascal house. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I was like right there, like leg like yeah like that.
It was. It was like an a du but yeah, yeah,
it was like and then what happened? You moved inner?
Would I moved there? I was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
I was like for like two years and after that,
during the pandemic, I moved down, you know, because I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Was like fuck that huh.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
It was fun even though even besides the cockroaches that
had fun there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Dude, you have showed this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Uh no, no, I don't. I don't have Oh no,
we have Tempi Arizona. Uh me Conquering Jerry's the Last
Shoulder of theos World. We're tempt the improv the twenty
ninth and the thirty, the thirty third, No.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
For New Year's Eve.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Yeah, New Year's Eve. Yeah no, no, no, I'm wrong. Sorry,
twenty nine and thirty eeth Monday Tuesday, and then yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
This weekend, I'm headlining Chandler Arizona the mic drop, So
come on down the twenty seventh. It's a Saturday, Come
on down, the mic dropping Chandler Arizona.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Come on down. I'm headlining. Wait, you're doing only Saturday,
only Saturday. Damn I get their Sunday food Arizona. How
far as Phoenix from Chandler closed?

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Oh fuck, I'll staying extra nine bro.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I could kick it with Donoskis in Arizona. It's a vibe,
you know, squeeze are you are you going there with
the Britos? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Yeah, well I did that the day already from Chicago
because we got the movie coming down on January twenty third,
or movie, the Clicker movie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Oh yeah, we see it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Do we see the trailer?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
I think we do. If we haven't, yeah, it's on
the click on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
They definitely got the trailer right there. And then brown
Back Live Show January seventeen. If you ever have to
come at the Novo.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
How Yeah you're coming out and ship so you do
the wrong life show? Is it a podcast? What do you? Yeah?
Like a podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Just put you sit in a chairs and yeah we
have that also like production, live audience, musical guests or
what clicko c L I K.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Like, yeah, you know what I'll stick around for like
a yeah, I'll stick around the next thing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I just right, I'll drive home that night after the yeaheah,
it's it's it's it's a good vibe. I'm getting there.
I wish I would have known. I would have just
came How did you go from Chicago? But I'm saying
in Chicago for next night. I might try to do
some time in Chicago and ship.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
Bro, you gotta run through the airport. That's the home
alone airport in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
That's the one. Yeah, dude or hair Yeah, just look
when you when you is that Marty's not Marty in
Uba City. I've been picking through for as long as
I live.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
This is what workers do when no one else wants
to do in this country.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Is a commercial for Toyota might turn to live the
American what concrete the pictures that sh is? Make music?
But I have to do whatever it takes to protect
my family. H m hmm. What should we do? I'm

(01:20:11):
in a music biz. I'm trying to get like you
you feel me? Keep working, You're gonna do that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Oh no, short to your dreams.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Remember that my mom used to always tell my dad,
what you do in the dark will always come to light.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I was about to find out what that means. You're
out of control. You're getting caught up in this year
me take your money and get out of my house.
All I can do is make my music, because music

(01:20:53):
no shots. Yeah, ships, Eric Roberts robbery than it too.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
It's kind of like my first like like serious role
in the sense you know what I'm saying, Like I
have a lot of serious moments and ship, I fucking
I'm in the whole movie I play. I play his
which is the hommy Blody, which is his manager now cousin,
best friend type ship. And it was my first time
actually just dubbed the movie in Spanish for when they
dropping in Mexico that was different for I don't know

(01:21:27):
how to say some of those words on me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Different, yeah, but I don't change the words to another word.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
So we could say like like like I've never been liked,
like never in my life, you know, I'd be like
foods have to say certain words like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
But you're and you're like, wait, is this right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
I don't think it's right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Yeah, it's funny because we're doing that the studio, right,
and the food that are helping me like redo because
you have to like kind of follow the exact words
we got exact time. The food that are helping me
do it are in Mexico City and they had kind
of have like a Chilango voice. And then so my
family from the city, so my family kind of talks
like that, but this movie is kind of more chock

(01:22:09):
out out, you know, so they're talking more like what's
like I talk like like like oh shit, what up? Pa?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Like, so it's two different things. Park Slash right here, bro, Yeah,
like yeah, like what up? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Like, So it's doble yeah, me and Cogny movie but yeah,
Brown Back Life, so January uh seventeen, and then this
movie comes out January twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Third, so the years gonna start off fresh for me,
you know, I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
And then and then the tour starts officially February six
at brah Improv and then come see all some new material.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
I'm excited. I've been I've been writing a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
I've been I've been trying my best to write as best,
go up as much as I can, and and see
what we see what comes out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
And I've seen the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
June thirteenn't forget my Greek. Oh yes, I'll be there also,
bro with what's it light to bomb?

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Oh dude, a lot of food.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Don't know that a lot of fools to their comedians,
but but you know what they comed in, so you
actually filled it right here bombing Broka.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
So I bombed a couple of times, and let me
tell you the times I bombed.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
The first time I bout I think I told you
when I did the show outside of the haha, the
little patio I did it with. I think when they
was just putty shows together. He probably was hosting and
ship and I was there with the food front, Melibum
was wanting Kennedy and I fucking went up there and
ate a bag of dicks bombed. I went, I'm doing
like two minutes and I got a couple of laughs,

(01:23:28):
but it wasn't what you know, and then uh, covid
hit And then I went across the street when they
put up another show and I went up there. My
mom actually killed that, so oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
God, and I did okay, Actually I did okay, like
it wasn't too bad. That wasn't too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
And then I'm gonna tell I'm gonna get to the
worst one, and then I did. And then when I
officially got with Marty, I I did a I did
Tuesday with the fucking with fucking Dio.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Vic bro But I did good there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
I do good there dogs with fucking Uncle Vid, creepy ass.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Super deaddular food, super that guy was he's for sure
in THEE and Files.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Broye, I was there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
I was there with an Vic and somebody was sending
me through this whole run. And then the next day
I want to go do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
That's a fun Olympic brock for real.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Yeah, my brother right there, that's that's that's why the
shoes here because that was very animated, funny bro.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Yeah, that's that's my host.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Like when I when I have like good shows like
in Arizona and all that food and see who I
fucking call on? So I did, I did leto food
and it's it's a bar on Olympic and Easter la fod.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
I go up there food and and nobody's playing attention.
There's another game for that, trying to take the spotlight
from that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
And and there's black people and then there's fucking mongol
writers and then they're oo for fucking like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Very diverse, bro, Yeah what happen. But it's a good show,
a bomb because they were like talking and it was bad.
I like maybe one or two jokes, right, I like
five minutes, and then I was on a Wednesday, and
then on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
I don't know what I did. Friday Can has a
weekend in Covina. Come to my soul full get your
get your feet wet, homie.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
And it's my first time really doing a comedy club
like I've done like little shit where I pop in,
you know, like, but it's my.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
First time really doing a comedy club.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
It's it's early like late early twenty twenty four, early
early maybe like before I even turned twenty twenty three.
I think, like maybe jan, I don't know exactly what day, right,
And I go up there for seven minutes and for
a bomb pull the seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
So bad for like what did you say that I
don't even know? Get yours?

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
And I had a joke about like I'm finally fucking
but I'm cock blocking and ship and they just didn't hit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
It's just I was telling you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
I think I told you like it just I was
up there for and it was like, all right, you
know when they pack it out, they put.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Seats on the stage. Yeah, it's weird, bro.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
It's almost kind of like the Price of Caribbean when
you can see like the just.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Put up all the final hazards at that club.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
So we're there, right and and and and I get
off stage and fucking you know, got in my head
full Christians, how star fool that motherfucker dogs. I tell
him he's my worst nightmare when it comes to Ripe
before I'm going stage, because he starts giving me a
fucking speech and I'd be like, shut the fuck up.
I mean, like, if I'm a puck up is on me, right,

(01:26:49):
somebody go on stage and hey.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Bro, just say whatever, they know who you arelready. I'm like,
all right, that's my brother, that's my dog. And I
go up there when I fucking for like two minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
The first two minutes, you know, they're clapping and I'm
just like, hey, everybody like saying the time like that, and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I think I had like one punch that did good,
like and it was.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
And I remember getting off stage four and and and
I went downstairs and I and I had a date planned.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
I was time.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
I was like, come to the first and second so
I'll leave after the second shop that I said, and
they go kick it with this little bitch. And I
was like, and I texted it right when I got
off stage, like you're going to do earlier because I
was I bom so bad the show, No, no, I
was getta meet her out, but I'm glad you were.
I did so bad that I was like, hey, I'm
much hey if you want to meet earlier because I

(01:27:46):
didn't want to do the second so about how bad.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
I'm bomb where you are right now?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
And then and I was I told Marty like I'm
gonna take off and he's like, Dog, He's like, you're fine.
Like you're being like, this is what comics. You're gonna
go through this, You'll be OK. And I was like
and then Colin was like, fool, You're gonna be fine, fool.
And then the second show I did good like, it
was a lot better.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
It felt better.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Redeem I redeem myself. And then after that I pulled myself.
I told myself, I like.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
You're gonna You're gonna you're gonna fucking write as much
as you can, and you're gonna practice every single fucking thing.
And that's exactly what I did. I went up there
and I would just and then since then, I've had
like I've been blessed to where people have cooked tell
me how a great show?

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
But I bombed. Earlier this year on a random Wednesday,
put me on this show like how we my dal and.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
And dank and like a bunch of food I don't
even know, but your old wife fool's dog and I
and and I go and I pull up to the
comedy store with all my homies because you know, I'm
with I'm with the homies.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Dog and then hoies, I pull up with you I'm
just with the homies. Then I pull up and they're like, hey, man,
uh for you growing up? And I was like, yeah,
like I'm doing all night.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
And all of them have their full name, you know,
like like and I'm like, yeah, I'm doing all that,
like that's your stage name.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
And I was like, yeah, do you know my boy?
And I was Sunny Filippa that I was rocking, Like
there I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Wearing like like a playing tea with jeans and like
some vands and I'm rocking a shirt with Britney Spears
doing cocaine on it from out side of the dog
and I put love for it and how him and
Dale and he's we're piggybacking. So he's bringing me on
stage and a bunch of old white people dog and
I go for a I go for a handshake and

(01:29:38):
he's a German folk dog and that just and I've corrected.
And I went up there and for the first two
minutes were cool, and then the last three dogs ate
up fucking big bag of.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
DEGs, I mean, like believe many, and it was just.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
It was just one of those things to where you
gotta take him in the chair, I mean like and
I was trying the ship that I was going on
tour for. And I was like him, maybe I should
have gone this tour, but but you know, crowds like
and then and then I was like, well, fucking dog like,
let's keep going food like and and and and the

(01:30:13):
first show at the tour and in Vegas, we did.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Fucking guys, wise guys and I did grade food.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
I did grade, but but I went through my I
went through my first blackout said that I don't remember
getting off.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
You were drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
I con was like food, you were trying new ship.
I don't even think you knew I blacked I got
blacked out drunk ship and I don't really remember my
second said and the reason I got blackout drunk is
because the Lakers announced that they were getting.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Luca, you see as he celebrated so and after.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
That, to myself, I would never get drunk like that.
And I'm like, okay, I'm fir, I'm glad, I'm my
first tour is the first time, first show, first tour,
fuck is get it out the way now.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And then I just.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Started going crazy and then and then have like material
and now I kind of I didn't know that you
have to practice to get where you're at. You know,
I would go up and just maybe try crowd work
or like different ship. But I was like, now the
material you want to go into it, for the material,
you want to practice up there, So they let check.
I was I would do I'll do Tuesday and Wednesday, Thursday,
and if we're going to on Friday, if the show before,

(01:31:18):
just to warm up and get there and get the
jitters out the way out fucking ride.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
On the plane. I say.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
I was selling some friends when we did the show
and a break up together, like wow.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Back, oh yeah, yeah, yeah you came to that show
right yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
And also people do like do you know, like, uh,
he's new to stand up, but like he actually did
like twenty five minutes or just material, no CrowdWork.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Yeah yeaheah spoke.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
To material And I was like, dude, that's cool because
like a lot of younger people don't just do like
CrowdWork right away, but you did like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Thirty minutes of material.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Yeah, because I I because I listened to I'm like
when I want to do something, and and shot of
the foods doing crowd work and everybody has their own star,
like you know, fools do the love, the the fucking
don't sick. What I'm sawing is on stage and the
foods do all types of different ship. But I was like,
I remember, and again this comes from my my pops,
even though he was a smoker, and my mom, they
were a huge fan. I remember seeing like that Fubo,

(01:32:10):
the food, the super and I remember and I remember
my I remember my dad laughing at that food, and
I remember watching and thinking it was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
And I was like, I remember, like, you know, watching.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Gabriel and and fucking and and like middle school high school,
watching a lot of like wilding out and how they
were improving and they were like nice on their feet,
and I was like DC young fly and fucking and
all these comments. And I remember, like I remember DC
on flight did like this like little set like five
minutes set on the Steve Harvey Show where he talked
about like Barack Obama and he's like Barack Obama talks

(01:32:48):
about talks like if he's rolling the blood. He's like, well,
we get to a game, we gotta roll them up,
twist it up, and then smoking he thinks he did
something And I thought it was the funniest ship ever.
Dog and I was like, oh my fucking god, like
he wrote that, like you can't beat that. And then
I remember watching Kevin Harden he did the three nipple
titty bitch having now like when he did the joke.

(01:33:11):
I remember watching shit like that, you know, and I
was like, damn fool. And then and then in high
school I got really deep into like Andrew Schultz and
I would watch it like stand He did a lot
of CrowdWork, but he was weirdy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
It was it was dope, you know. He would that
you're so young that your high school?

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Yeah, like yeah, but I remember watching it but to clips,
and I was like, man, I went like when I
when I do stand up, I want to I want
to actually write a set like it's cool you do
CrowdWork if it comes right, like yeah, and again I
come from like the like the Instagram roaster in a podcast.
I guess it's a lot naturally right me being a
fat guy, I'm quick on my feet. I guess I made.
I was made fun of my whole life. But I

(01:33:47):
was like, I want to have a set to where
when I did my first callback ever in comedy Food,
I went home and called my mom like am like
I did my first callback and like, yeah, people like
your first callback gets you in a different hive.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
You feel like you're like like like prestige, you know,
joke for you right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
There, that was the smoking. So his voice on the
second hand went on you, it's crazy. I I deal.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
My first second hand smoke was my pops. My pap
used to hot box the bathroom dog and my mom
would kick him out and tell him he was a
smoke d fool, you know. And one time, I really
have to ship really bad, you know when you have
that ship that you know it's waterful, and I have
to ship really bad dog because because because you talked
with with cheese and have to ship really bad.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
And my dad was in there. My mom was like
and cocided, and I was already I was already like
a big as eleven he take.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
And I remember my dad got off the bathroom and
my mom was like, no, Mammy, Ricardo because the name
was Ricardo, No mam and Ricardo.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Beat when saw what's your name? Daniel?

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
Daniel h Daniel Lopez Daniel the reason they did a
name damn Daniel, the reason.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
My mom wanted name me on here. But my dad
said nobody that puts.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
My mom wanted to name me fucking loopid bro because
I was born here. I was born bro oh December twelve. Yeah,
fun that she don't imagine have been Lupe Bro would
have been sick fo lupo, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Pio has your name? What was your name? Are we
going to be Filippa or bro?

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
They were my full name and Philippa that has who's
They never come in none of those names growing up?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
What's the point?

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
I was going Philippe in classes on paper, but my
family never come in Philippe. They come in Chew Chuo.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
So your name was your name with the family's chewy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Yeah, literally call you Filippe. Now they were growing up
with Chuto like like my mom was, like they were.
They were to refer to me to my mom, they
wouldn't say Philippe.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
That would be like a cheat. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
And all my cousins, all my nephew, all my relatives,
they don't know me. They don't calling Philippe. Even at
funeral they still say wood are crying, they are calling Philippe.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
But but where what if you would he chose like
two asparza like for comedy, you think it would have
hit the same as I don't know, but I never
thought about it because because when I because when I
got to the stand up, I was thinking of doing
Daniel Lopez. But then I didn't want the question of
like related to your lot, But I didn't want that
question for the rest of my career.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
You know, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
But I remember when when when I first saw it on,
like like like an improv flyer, I did, like a
show with a bunch of foods and I was the
only one with a nickname, and I felt like a
fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Like idiots.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Broye always had nicknames comedians, right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
But it's but it was a rare thing, right the
like like earth quake and ship. I know a comedian
name of talent from New York Comedy Talent. Yeah, like
that's a cool it's actually a cool name.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
But he's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Skills, Concrete was hunting, but yeah what I was earthquake
except Hamburger, but Hamburger.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
There, that's a fucking lie. There's nobody named he was Joe.
He goes, I'm Berger. Yeah, he will say get the yeah. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Nor McDonald's favorite comedians another one called Chucky ducky Quack, whack.
Get the funk out? Yeah, bro many Yeah, look at it.
Look at Shucky Ducky quack whack. Yeah, this was a
new half favorite joke. He want to pick up this
just go to going down on me Hamburger the best
thing I read?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Look up about Chucky Ducky quack quack.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
I did this other Is there a Mexican another Mexican
like like a nickname?

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Yeah, Chewy Chewy bro Chucky.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
Ducky right there, see Chucky Ducky. And then Steve fly too.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Yeah, what's some food Parker?

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
You gotta come back, bro, we haven't even touched really
a lot of your history.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Tripping out a Hamburger dog, jeez Burger? Where can I
find this set? How was this ship to night? He
was a bet? They made fun of him. S n L.
Bro Keenan said, I ham biscuits or something like that.
Oh my god. It was an Asian dude. No, the brother.
So who's the Asian dude that's coming home right there?

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
I don't know that is he's egg rolls, he's empty.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
Hambergers.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Did you see me in?

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Philipper wrote abortion joke together on my podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Oh he gave me a tag brow for my abortion joke?
What what what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Because you know I said a joke about I went
to a gender a brilliing party. When I got through,
the woman said you got an abortion? The numballoon blew
up and spread a blood in my face. It supposed
I got hit with a hanger.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
That's Burger, Hamburger, all that fool?

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Lookt this big joke A heare same? Don't stand in
front of YMC.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
It's about Oh look then I spelled mace. He's wrong.
Hamburger what hamburger damn berg? And I ain't gonna have it?
Why did he do it so good? He's black. That's
like I'm doing at that man b read on no

(01:39:17):
co barn fran so.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
Oh that was like that was like I said the
same like ship he was Hamburger, bro that's so good?

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Look at it big round away girl, who's crowdey and
the bus?

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Stop sucking on pork chop saber.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Shuk ducky quass for the words, what theaters did this place? Burger?
Apollo apollo bro, this death jem bro.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
Ajel what is of course not the whole thing? So
they wake us up tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Yeah, normally Donald loves the guy Broke, don't get me wrong,
get the funk out of you, Bro. And so you
should do a car Bro. Oh my god, I've never
watched him before. You hear me, you should play a
have Bro because it's so ridiculous. Okay, okay, he's on. Yeah,

(01:40:20):
I'm gon watch this later. It's ham Hamburger.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Yeah, it's not like it's not gonna Pradier to take
a joke. And he goes like this, what's some fool podcast?
Thank you very much, doing what you gotta. You're gonna
come back before June thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Thirteen Greek Theater. I will be there, Hell, we'll be there.
We'll be there, Yes, I'll be there. We'll be there. Hamburg, Hamburger,
the picture Dog. Thank you, thank you for having me.

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