Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!... Show More

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August 12, 2020 154 min

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Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” ...

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What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, ...

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Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words....

We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world.

Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter.

Fin...

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Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news.

We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wre...

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What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to c...

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Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money.

Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and dis...

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Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before The 90 Days” leads us to ponder how to handle someones bad breath. Then things get REAL. We speak to Derrick, Norman Summerton’s tattoo artist. We learn more about Pig before we watch an ...

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Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.

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Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is Christina guilty of stolen valor? Decide for yourself. Also, Josh Potter threatened a dentist’s life once... Enjoy this jeans only episode with our two favorite pant legs.

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We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs??

Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how J...

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The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives whic...

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Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update!

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