Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
Episodes
Confused by the title? You should be. Listen to a brand new batch of incredible Pervert Proverbs to understand.
Happy Ghostober! We gotta talk about some Frankensteins. Also, Justy Boy brings us Chop Quiz and we try to decipher Davey Havok's AFI vocals. Thanks for listening!
This commentary track for the Disney classic "Hocus Pocus" was recorded exclusively for our Patreon back in the year of our lord 2021. It's time to release it to the masses just in time for Heckoween 2025!
Much, much more available exclusively on our Patreon here:
Ghostober is in full swing, so we have some spooOooOOOoky Googie Revoobies for you! We also embark on a Mystery Ship straight outta Tombstone.
Today, we are joined by BWETT!
We're talking about myths and legends from childhood media as well as some very horny and weird games on Steam.
AKA Exquisite Piss.
In this episode, we watch an episode of Nickelodeon's famous Canadian freak-fest, Are You Afraid of the Dark. But first, we must discuss dolphins...
Two new segments? Oh my... We're introducing Roswords, in which Justy Boy helps define the weird non-words of a 15-month-old, and Shitty Mobile Game Ads. We also have new CKY mashup and a Beef Bone Mania Update!
Thanks for listening!
Justy Boy has a new pome that is absolutely epic. Could he be the next Homer? Maybeeeeee...
We also talk Rob Zombie, cow, LiveJournal, that guy who was jacking off at a KoЯn concert, and probably other things I don't remember.
Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy!
What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking!
Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week!
Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate, and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening!
Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise.
This episode includes Brain War: Ear War, The Fuck He Said??, and a Spelling Bee.
Thanks for listening!
Check out what our good friends at the Cryptic Cocktail Party podcast are up to! More info HERE.
Original episode description:
"Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we dive into some relatively recent Scottish folklore and talk about the absolutely nightmarish entity known as the Gurning Man of Glasgow. Is he just a man? A ghost? Or something interdimensional? We have no idea. But we try to f...
We need to talk about Nick Adams some more. Unfortunately. We have some other assorted goofs runnin' wild, culminating in a truly exquisite Pervert Proverbs!
Here's a rerun from all the way back in 2018 in which Curtis interviews a couple of townies who have witnessed the infamous cryptid called The Whisker Man! We're reposting it because it's great, but also because we want to (eventually) do a follow up. Enjoy!
We take a look at some YouTube comments from ASMR Reiki videos, what a treat! Also, stick around for some brand new Tindergarten Cops!
Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands!
Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again...
Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate, Bigfoot Update, an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz. Type shit.
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