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April 19, 2024 38 mins

The disconnect between the GOP base and the GOP leadership. Rep Gallagher postponing retiring from congress to vote for one more aid package. The Biden admin has nothing to show. What does it mean to be “demoralized’. Making Jet Ski torpedoes safe.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. Is what we got we're gonna do with
this foreign policy, foreign aid, deep state stuff. I'll get
to that here in a minute. The disconnect of the voter,
the voter disconnecting themselves from the results of their choices.

(00:34):
As an amazing little pool out of Harvard today, a
bunch of emails. So much more coming up tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, now, let's gear
up for what's coming. The foreign aid bill. This foreign
aid bill has got all kinds of crap in it.
It's the money for Ukraine, and money for Israel, and
money for Taiwan, and money for everything. There's no money

(00:56):
for you, of course, no money for you, but money
for all the people. Mike Johnson's out there today well
saying things like.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That, we have to stand for freedom, and we have
to beat the beacon of light, and we have to stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Let me stop you right there for a moment. You
see a lot of these buzzwords. In fact, I'm gonna
stop this. I've talked for a minute. What Chris I
left that I have something to say. I'll let the
rest of it play in a minute. Anyway, Politicians love
their buzzwords and they love these terms, and people get

(01:34):
caught up in these things, and we always have to
understand something. This is a manipulation tactic that has been
used since the dawn of politics. It's a manipulation tactic
that is effective on the public. I've brought this up before,
but was fascinating Henry Kissinger a piece of trash. But whatever.

(01:55):
Henry Kissinger talked about the phrase support our troops. I
wish I've got to find the audio of it. One day.
I will actually dig I actually heard him talking about it,
but I've never actually found the audio of it. But
Henry Kissinger was talking about support our troops, and what
he essentially said was it doesn't really mean anything, or

(02:16):
if it does mean something, it can mean whatever you
want it to mean. Right, Maybe if me, maybe, if
I'll tell you what it meant to me when I
was a marine, when I was a very average grunt
marine in Iraq, support our troops. It meant something to me. Hey, yeah,

(02:36):
give us some better food. How about the support of
the public from what we're doing here, that's what support
our troops meant if you were against that whole thing.
Totally understandable, and Hinsett, let's be honest, that's the correct
point of view. Maybe supporting our troops for you, maybe
it meant bringing them home. Let's get them home so

(02:58):
they could be safe. You see, it doesn't actually mean
anything and can mean whatever you want it to mean.
Support our troops, but that doesn't it's not grounded in anything.
They use this all the time. Republicans in particular use
this all the time when it comes to freedom. Freedom.

(03:22):
That he did it right away here, right off the bat. Freedom. Freedom.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
We have to stand for freedom, and we have to beat.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Stand for freedom. We have to stand for freedom, stand
for freedom. Russia Ukraine stand for freedom. I know Russia
invaded Ukraine. I understand that Vladimir Putin's a piece of trash,
totally get it. How do we stand for freedom by
choosing a side there? Ukraine is not a NATO ally,

(03:50):
they are not a free country. Ukraine has canceled elections,
they've canceled the opposition party, and they control the media.
This is not a free country. It's not a democracy,
it's not a republic. It's none of those things. This
is not standing for freedom. But why do they use
these words. They use these words because they're effective buzzwords

(04:12):
on the masses. We have to stand for freedom, they understand.
This is why I really despise Republican leadership so much,
because they take advantage of the GOP base. The GOP
base is made of people who genuinely love America and
they love freedom. The GOP base is made up of

(04:33):
people who stand for the national anthem at a baseball
game and get a little teary eyed when she hits
the high notes. That's the GOP base. The GOP leadership
doesn't They're not like that. They don't give a crap
about the country, or the anthem or anything else. But
they understand you and me we are, so they come
up with these buzzwords that they know can be effective

(04:54):
to manipulate us. We have to stand for freedom, they
say that, because that's something that gets to my art.
It's something that gets to your heart, right, freedom, Yeah, freedom,
But that's not what we're talking about here. We're talking
about billions of dollars for this defense contractor, for this
border in Ukraine, for this and that we're not talking

(05:16):
about freedom here at all. I'll let him talk now, Chris.
I'm gonna let him talk, I think, Chris, U, let's
have something else to say.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
We have to stand for freedom and we have to beat.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Look, Chris, I want you to remember something.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
But my focus is just stay focused.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
That's my focus, Chris, all right, that's my focus. All right.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
We have to stand for freedom, and we have to
beat the beacon of light, and we have to show
strength because the perception of a strong America is good
for the entire world. The only thing that has kept
terrorist in tyrants in bay is the perception of a
strong America.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'll let them keep going. You hear all these buzzwords,
terrorists and tyrants, strong America, keep the evil at bay.
Speaking directly to you, none of this. Bill doesn't do
any of those things, of course, but he understands. This
is how you manipulate the GOP base.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
My philosophy is you do the right thing and you
let the chips fall where they may. I don't if
I operated out of fear over emotion to vacate, I
would never be able to do my job. Look, history
judges us for what we do. This is a critical time.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
They love this one. They love that line. History judges us,
judges us, they love that line. History will judge you. History.
It's going to look back and the judges remember Mike
McCall the other day, or was it Mike mccaut because
McCall the other day who came on and told you
that this is the time either your never devil Chamberlain
or your church.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hell of course, yeah, of course, right now critical time
in the world stage. I'm doing here what I believe
to be the right thing. I think providing lethal a
to U Grain right now is critically important. I really do.
I really do believe the intel and the briefings that
we've gotten that I believe ge In, Vladimir Putin and
Iran really are an access of evil. I think they're

(06:54):
in coordination on this. I think that Vladimir Putin would
continue to march through Europe if he were allowed.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I think he might go to the ball next.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I think he might have a stay down with Poland
or one of our NATO allies. To put it bluntly,
I would rather send bullets to Ukraine than American boys.
My son is going to begin in the Navel Academy
this fall. This is a live fire exercise for me,
is it is so many American families.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
See that last part. That's probably the part that makes
me most angry. They've all been doing this. The Democrats
have been doing this. Republican leadership has been doing this,
not just trying to you see what they did on
the front end. At the front end, they were giving
you the carrot. The carrot was, don't you want to
stand for freedom and the light of the world. Don't
you want to stand for freedom? But at the end,

(07:37):
common manipulation tactic, very common in politics, they gave you
the stick. Hey, you don't want your son to die. Right.
They know the demons on the left they just want
to murder their kids or trans them. They know that
the Republican base more family oriented. They know we love
our children. So now that they gave you the carrot, hey,

(07:57):
you want to fight for freedom, right, freedom, freedom, freedom,
then at the end, pull out the stick. You don't
want your daughter to die. Right. They love these manipulation tactics,
and this is how it works. Member Mike Gallagher, that
loser out of Wisconsin, that congressman who announced he was
going to retire, he stood against the impeachment of course,

(08:21):
torpedo that whole thing, and then promptly announced he's going
to retire. Well, I've got great news. He announced he's
going to postpone that for how long, oh till after
the weekend, so he can vote for foreign aid one
last time. Quote, the congressman has flexibility to stay and
support the aid package. On Saturday, a spokesperson told Politico

(08:46):
he's going to postpone that retirement. Now why is it
because you can't afford steak? Is it because you can't
take your wife out to dinner anymore? Because times are
so tough? Is it because you're moving back in with
your parents or your children? Is that why Mike Gallagher's

(09:08):
postponing retirement. I just got to go back and fight
for America one more time. The American people, No, don't
be ridiculous. Doesn't think about you. We'll give a crap
about you. It's coming back one more time to make
sure the deep state is flooded with as much money
as humanly possible. And Chris, go ahead write this one

(09:30):
down for me, budd if you wouldn't mind. Mike Gallagher,
his name will resurface again. Don't think he's going to
retire to the mountains and live in a cottage, splitting
firewood and shooting deer. Mike Gallagher will have himself a wonderful,
well paid, cushy, little deep state job about five minutes
after he leaves the House of Representatives. Why do you

(09:53):
think he would postpone retirement to vote for billions of
dollars to defense contractors. Why do you think he would
That everyone knows, and this is what I mean by
the looting of the treasury and the destruction of our
financial system, and why these people they just don't have
the essential element we need for a nation. They don't

(10:14):
have patriotism. Patriotism is not some side thing. It's the
essential element for a country. And that's what our leaders like,
all Right. I have to knock out some of these
emails before we get to voters and how they're disconnected
from their choices. The FBI's officially lumping you in with
the Islamic terrorists, and so much more. Before we get

(10:34):
to that, Let's get to this. Chris commented on the
fact that I'm a little pepped up lately. I'll be
honest with you. I've just I'll let everyone know where
I'm at right now. I take a male Vitality stack
from Chalk every day, and as part of that, I've
been taking three tongu Cat one hundreds. I think you're
only supposed to take two. I've been taking three. It's

(10:56):
been very busy, and I've been feeling so good that
I've upped that to four. And now I'm I'm just
bouncing off the walls. I want to go, I don't.
I don't even want a commercial break. Gentlemen, do you
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(11:19):
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Did you hear Joe Biden today? I want to make
sure I'm clear about something. Rafa is a town in Palestine.

(12:19):
Rafa with an R. Here was Joe Biden today.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I made it clear to Israelis, don't move on Haipha.
It's just not I mean anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I just Haifa is a town in Israel. Haifa Rafa
are two different places. You know what. Let's get to
some emails, Jesse. I took your advice and I got involved.
I'm now running as the Common Sense Commissioner in Jefferson County,

(12:51):
Colorado District one. How about that, I'm an anti communist
swimming upstream in the Sea of Goolag Wastewater. Can you
throw me a life jack and his name is Charlie.
You'll get him. Charlie Charlie Johnson is his name. Officially
rooting for a Charlie Johnson out there. Okay, advice. Let's
deal with this because we've been talking a lot about
getting involved and locally and how do we do, how

(13:13):
do we fight back? What do we do? So let
me give you a little bit of advice as somebody
who's lost two congressional races. Okay, I ran twice, I
lost twice. What do you want me to do? I
won both Republican primaries and the first one I almost
won was four thousand votes the general election. So oh,
I think we can call me an almost winner. All right,
shut up, Let me give you some advice. It will help.

(13:36):
And this is gonna sound really, really cheesy, and I
know it's gonna sound cheesey. Stay with me when you
decide to get involved, run for school board, run for
city commissioner, and things like that. You are probably, unlike me,
a good person and you're running to do good. And
that's good. I want you to run to do good.

(13:57):
That's the idea. The idea is to do good. But
you have got to got to see yourself as a
warrior first. And this is what I mean. You think
these local elections are gonna be I wouldn't say easy,
but not that bad. You're not running for Congress. After all,

(14:19):
no one's gonna run TV commercials on you when you're
running for commissioner for a county commissioner. You're never gonna
run a see a TV commercial with someone calling you
the Antichrist. You don't have to worry about that, no, biggie, right.
But these local elections, they are the soft underbelly of
American communism. The soft underbelly of American communism is school

(14:43):
boards and city councils and county commissioners and things like that.
Meaning the communists they control all these things, even in
red areas, but they don't have a lock on them
because they're outnumbered. They've been luxuriating in these positions because
we've never gotten involved. We drive by public library instead
of stopping in. We've never gotten involved. They're soft. They

(15:06):
do not have a strong hold on their positions because
they're soft, and because they understand these positions are vulnerable.
They might lose their spot at any moment. When you
try to take these positions from these people, they are nasty,
absolutely nasty. I'm not telling you you're gonna be physically

(15:27):
threatened or something like that. Although some dirty commie is
definitely gonna send you an email threatening to kill you.
It happens to me all the time. It's no big deal.
But look, I'll tell you my friend Kia Davis actually
in California. Here's a great example. Kira Davis ran for
school board in California. I love her. She lost, but
she put herself out there, got involved, ran for California,
ran for school board in California. Kira Davis was talking

(15:47):
to me one day. She had someone following her around town. Now,
not threatening her, it was the opposition trying to catch
her doing something stupid. I caught her down in vod
because at noon or something like that, before whatever the
case may be. But this is a local school board
race and she had someone follow her. You're going to

(16:09):
get yelled at in the grocery store. You are. They're
not going to just hand you that school board position.
You are trying to take power. Remember, you're not going
to get involved in politics. You're getting involved in power.
Someone has it. You're trying to take it away from them.
They are going to defend it, and they're going to
defend it with all they have. And this applies to

(16:30):
GOP primaries as well, because you know the most important
thing you could do is challenge the current GOP loser
in your area who's selling us out. The GOP establishment types.
They jealously guard these seats, and I mean jealously guard
these seats. You should have seen all the crap they
tried to pull on me when I was taking these
people on in a primary. You should have seen all

(16:52):
the crap they tried to throw on me. So my
best advice I can give you is to see yourself
as a warrior when you get involved. Don't be afraid
of it. Don't don't live in fear of the next
nasty thing they're gonna say to you or do to you.
Learn to embrace it, wade into it. I love when

(17:13):
these people come after me. I have always loved it.
Why what's that old saying? If you're not catching flak,
you're not over the target. When they start coming after you,
you should take it as nothing but encouragement. You are
doing good and the bad people don't want you to
do good. That is the mentality you have to have

(17:33):
running for office. Hai, But Jesse, I'm just a housewife.
You're not. You're the one who knows what needs to
be done. You're the warrior, Go kick out the dirty
piece of comye trash on your school board. You're not
just a house just a housewife. I'm just a lawyer.
I'm just a constraint. You're an American citizen. You are
the one with the power. You're the one that knows

(17:54):
what needs to be done. So go out there and
kick these people out of office. All right, all right?
I got myself off fired up there. I am fired
up today, Chris. I don't know what's going on. I've
got to calm down. I have only had a reasonable amount.
It's the tong cat, I'm telling you. Anyway, here's something
you need to do on top of being a warrior
for your community. You need to take care of your dog.

(18:18):
And we don't take care of our dogs. I know
you love your dog and you walk them and you
pet them, and you give him water, and you give
him food. And I bet you money, I bet you this.
You give your dog the best food you can, don't you,
whatever you can afford. You give them the best food
you can. We all do because we love them. But
what color is your dog's food? It's brown, isn't it.
It's brown because it's dead. You know why? Those leaves

(18:40):
turn in the fall as they die. Brown. Things are dead.
Things start pouring rough greens on your dog's food. It's
a natural nutritional supplement. They kill the nutrition and dog food.
That's why our dogs are ravaged by all this endless disease,
and it's why they die so early. Here. We don't

(19:01):
ever give them nutrition. Roughcreens is vitamins and minerals and
probiotics and omega oils. And I mean, you want to
see a difference in your dog. You don't have to
take my room for it. You'll see a difference in
your dog and his coat, his breath, his energy. They
give out free Jumpstart trial bags for you to try it.
Roughcreens dot com slash Jesse all right, or you can

(19:24):
call them eight three three three three, my dog. Let's
talk about the disconnect of the American voter. Fascinating poll
out there next fighting for your freedom every.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Day The Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. We are having so
much fun here on a Thursday edition of The Jesse
Kelly Show. And I dig it into all kinds of things,
and I'm gonna do a bunch of emails and stuff
in a few minutes. But I wanted to get to
something first because there's an interesting thing that happens that's
not gonna be about us specifically. It's just more of

(20:02):
a human nature talk we're about to have, but it
is interesting. The headline is for media media eight media.
I don't know how to say. It's some crappy COMI rag,
but there was a Harvard poll out there, and it's
just just stay with me, young people. This is voters
thirty years or younger. Joe Biden is polling at fifty percent.

(20:23):
Trump's just thirty seven. Likely voters. Biden's at fifty six percent,
Trump's at thirty seven. And then you skip down a
little bit and you find this little stat. Nine percent
of the people they asked, Remember this is the same
group of people, same group of people, nine percent of

(20:44):
them say the country is generally headed in the right direction.
Nine percent sixty percent, six zero say the flat out
the country's on the wrong track, headed on the wrong track. Now,
what's the disconnect there? What's the disconnect? Because it can

(21:07):
be hard for someone like you, for someone like me,
it will be difficult. Who are you? You think you
read things well? If you're like Chris, you read audiobooks,
But you do, don't you? You consume information audio wise.
Maybe you're listening to me live right now and one
of our affiliates. Maybe you've got the podcast. I bet

(21:29):
you watch things, maybe TV shows. Maybe you watch mine.
Remember I have a TV show every night, nine pm
Eastern time on the first TV. I bet you read
different things by different people. You seek out information, and
you think and you try to come to appropriate conclusions
on things. So for someone like you, it's hard to

(21:49):
understand how somebody could be so lost. This country's in
the wrong direction. Man, things are terrible. I can't believe
how bad things are going. Who you vote for this November? Well,
the same guy we've got in there. Why it's crazy talk, right, Well,
you should understand one, this is human nature to divorce

(22:11):
yourself and your choices from the results. You know. Ah, Man,
I'm looking down right now. Actually got a little kind
of a little belly going on here. Why. Well, during
the break, I'm talking about one minute ago, I was
stuffing a white sauce and sausage pizza into my mouth.

(22:33):
I can divorce myself from my choices. But the truth is,
the proof is in the pudding that used to be
a stomach here. That's the proof. Voters love to do this,
and this is why Democrats campaign the way they campaign,
especially right now. I think this will help all of

(22:53):
us understand why they're campaigning the way they are. You
notice they don't have anything, nothing, there's nothing tangible to
campaign on. Biden himself. Everything's bad, the borders open, people
are mad about it. Inflation's bad, so Biden himself. You
see him flailing grasping at straws junk fee right now,

(23:13):
for many Americans life is too expensive.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Are you concerned that stubborn inflation will hurt your reelection bid?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
We've brought down inflation consumably by over two thirds, and
it is being stubborn and not going down to two
percent we need. But it's significantly different. Number one. Number two.
The thing that really affects people's lives are all the
small things that are add up to big numbers for people.
All these junk fees.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
What junk fee?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Okay? So why campaign? Why even bring up junk fees? Well,
they don't have anything else, and so what they normally do.
What you will see all across the country, as you'll
see them campaigning on abortion because, as they know, American
women love abortion. They just adore it. It's like their
little teddy bear at night. Please just let me murder

(24:06):
my baby. That's the American woman. Now they understand that
they will campaign on Donald Trump being a Nazi. Trump
this Trump, that, maga, this magadad. You don't need me
to play any clips for you, you know, that's what
these people do. Trump's a Nazi and they're trying to
take away your right to kill your baby. But for me, why,

(24:27):
because for people who are demoralized, for a society, for
citizens who are demoralized. And remember, demoralized doesn't necessarily mean
down and out. That's what people think it means. It
can mean that, but for our purposes here, it just
means kind of lost and listless with no actual direction,

(24:49):
because our culture does not promote American values anymore. Freedom,
the government should be small, you should work hard, you
will succeed on your merits, these kinds of ideals, these
American ideals, because we took those away, the dirty comedies
took those away. Now we have a society full of
people who are floating. They're aimlessly floating with the wind

(25:13):
completely demoralized. And what that does for you is this,
you can take that person and you can move them
any direction you want. Even if it's a direction they're
not even sure they want to go because they don't
have their eyes set on anything. What's a good example,
you know, here's a personal example of this stretching? You

(25:34):
ever stretched it all? You ever done that stretch where
you stand up and you kick your heel back so
it's up to your button. You grab the top of
your foot and you're kind of stretching out the front
of your thighs. There. You know what I'm talking about.
You've either done it or you've seen it. Ever do
that without leaning on something? You fall over, don't you?
Unless you focus on something, meaning just pick a dot,

(25:55):
pick a rock in the ground. If your eyes focus
on it, you will maintain your balance and you'll be
able to stand up. Do you know that?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Well?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Human beings are built that way. We need a goal,
a purpose, a direction. This is someplace we're going. And
if you take that away so you're just blowing in
the wind, what it does is it makes it impossible.
In fact, your rebsment I've talked about this to come
to logical conclusions. Once you have taken away that thing

(26:26):
to focus on, you will fall, you will blow over,
you will go any different direction. So when you look
around you right now and you're screaming at the norms
and normas in your life, and you're trying to get
them to wake up, why don't you realize what are
you doing? What? The reason you're frustrated is you have
something you're focused on. You have an idea, you have

(26:48):
a place you want to go, a place you want
for yourself, for your country, you have a goal. You
are focused on something. Therefore, because you're focused on something,
you're able to come to law conclusions. Why, well, if
let's say it was me. What if I came on
the radio right night, right now, and I tried to
pull you away from that thing, that thing you're focused on,

(27:09):
I try to I try to yank you out of
that well, because you're focused on it. Because you're focused
on whatever, your freedom will make it just about freedom.
If I come on here and I start promoting things
that are anti freedom, you will immediately be able to
pick up on that because it's taking your eyes off
of where you were going. You're well, well, what's this,
what's it. But if you're not focused on anything, and

(27:32):
I grab a hold of you and I start to
pull you in a bad direction, I start to pull
you towards things that are harmful to you. You may
know that you don't like where you're going currently, but
that doesn't mean you have some preference on going someplace
else Where would you go? You weren't focused on anything anyway.

(27:54):
You were floating in the wind. And that is why
for deades. They have gotten into the education system and
they've destroyed the idea of what it means to be
an American. Ask most Americans today, they will tell you
we are multicultural. That alone is evil and wrong and sick.

(28:15):
We should never be multicultural. One culture, American culture. That
should be it. But no, they take that away, or
America is a melting pot, it's not really anything, and
just America's whatever. When you take away the thing people
can focus on, that's when you get a pool full
of people who say, this country's heading into wrong direction,

(28:37):
this is a disaster. Hey, who are you voting for
this November? Ah, the same guy we got in there
now lost people. They'll demonize our side and that is
all they need to get. Enough of the well to
get a bunch of these people in their corner. Let's
hope it's not enough. I didn't mean to put it
that way, all right, We have to get this some
emails before we get to the FBI merging their radical

(29:00):
Islamic strategies with you who's been telling you about that
for the longest time? Before we do that. Speaking about
abortion and how lost people are, I'm really hard on
Americans because of this issue, and I'm not apologizing for that,
but I do understand there's a reason Americans love abortion
so much. They don't truly understand it. They don't know

(29:23):
years and years of lies referring to it as reproductive
rights and things like that. It's demoralized our country to
where we don't know now that it's a baby, it's alive.
That's why preborn works so well. Did you know that
preborn brings it back into focus with an ultrasound? You

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see these women they go have these abortions, and they
don't ever really put two and two together that it's
a baby, it's a clump of cells, it's a this.
But when you lay down for a free ultrasound that
is given to you by preborn, you see the baby,
hear the heartbeat, and then the truth is right there,
and they choose life almost every time. That's where your

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Speaker 1 (30:37):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Do
not forget to send in your ask doctor Jesse questions
for tomorrow. All three hours belong to you. Send them
in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Before I get to a couple of these emails, I
want to I want to try to get to some
of those tonight. The stack is increasing here. There's been

(30:59):
too much to get to. This representative, this dirty comedy,
Jaya Power or whatever how you say your dumb name.
She got up today and spoke and I have something
I need to get off my chest about.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
This they are literally choosing.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Literally, you don't, I'll let her go for a second.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
They are literally choosing to make health care more expensive
for seniors.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
They were literally choosing it. I'm just hones. I just
want to know how does that change the sentence from
they are choosing to what she said right now? For
many Americans, wrong, wrong, But here it was they.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Are literally choosing to make health care more expensive for seniors.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
They are choosing to make health care more expensive for seniors,
versus they are literally choosing to make health care more
more expensive.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
For say, are literally choosing to make health care more
expensive for seniors.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I'm not gonna get my pressure up. I'm fine, But
what did literally add to that? Did it change that
sentence in any way? And even the tiniest way? What? What?
What did it add? I'm I can't take it anymore.
Let's get to some meme meals, Jesse, I love listening

(32:19):
to the Medal of Honor mondays. Have you ever thought
about making an audio drama podcast about these heroes? His
name is Jack. You know, I have I have this
thing that I want to do. I don't know how
to properly implement it, implement it and don't why I
can't talk, and I don't know how I will get

(32:40):
the time to do it. So I don't have time
to do it right now. But I have thought about
this before, about making either probably not a straight podcast
version of this, maybe podcast with video and pictures. That
would that would be a production. It would be more
than we have time for it. We would have to
hire people for this, and we would need it would

(33:03):
take time to do it. So don't get your hopes up.
It's not about to come, okay, But I think that
one day we will get something like this going, I
should say, of telling these history stories and maybe just
Medal of Honor stories and putting pictures on them and
giving backgrounds on the battle and stuff like that. I
love that stuff so much, Like that stuff. I love

(33:25):
doing this. It's not a job, you know. I've had
real jobs my whole life, so I love just talking
to you every day like this, that stuff. I really really,
really really really love it. And I think that we
will end up doing something like that. I do. I
don't know when that's going to be, but who knows. Hey,
torpedo guy, Oh, he's talking about my idea about the

(33:47):
big lake with the jet skis that fired torpedoes at
people only. We don't want the torpedoes to necessarily kill
anyone except on pedophile day. Then we'll put pedophiles on
a boat and we'll get real torpedoes. But other than that,
it's just one. We want it to be fun. We
want people to be able to watch, and we want
people to be able to participate. I want you to
be on a jet ski and me on a jet

(34:09):
ski and we'll be firing torpedoes at each other out there,
but ones that don't explode. I don't want anyone to die,
you know. Anyway, this guy says Jesse, I'm here to
solve your jet ski torpedo problem. You outfit the torpedo
with a computer chip. When struck, the chip sends a
minute long stall out to the jet ski engine, like

(34:30):
when you bump someone while racing on go karts. The
opposition can then bombard the sitting dut jets sitting duck
jet ski with a rooster tail to the face or
a nice wake. Liability goes way down. You can run
with this, but I want ten percent of the gross
since I doubt I can rely on you to make
this profitable. Okay, Well, here's why I don't like your idea.

(34:56):
We already are holding ourselves back by making this whole
thing bloodless. Again, let's set aside pedophile day when we're
gonna fire torpedoes at pedophiles. That's not what we're gon
We're not talking about that. We're talking about the fun
purpose of our jet ski torpedo park. We're already decreasing
the entertainment value by how bloodless this whole thing is.

(35:18):
You know, we don't want the modern gladiator games here.
We don't want anyone to die. However, there has to
be some form of punishment that's greater than having your
jet ski stall out in the middle of the lake.
I've been on jet skis in the middle of the
lake and I've just shut them off just so I
can sit there in the middle of the lake. Might

(35:40):
be fine with it, and you could splash me with water.
I like my idea more, probably because it's my idea
where the torpedo when it hits the jet ski, there's
some kind of mechanism in there that who that's a
Sunday to make too. It launches people off the back
of the jet ski, and I don't mean just kind
of mildly dumped you in. I'm talking twenty feet boom.

(36:03):
You're just getting launched off the back end of that
thing into the water. You're not gonna really get hurt.
You're not gonna get hurt at all. You're gonna land
in the water. Maybe you get a little water up.
You knows. We all know the women will hold their
nose anyway when they're in the air, the women and
anyone who was in the air force, you'll be, oh
my gosh, I'm going in the water. And so we
know those things are gonna happen. But there's gotta be
some payoff for the fans as well. So that's why

(36:26):
your thing isn't gonna work. Hey, Jesse, can you rip
on all the Iowa reps in Congress? I think everyone
thinks Iowa is a red state, but the reps in
Congress are anything but conservative, even though they are Republicans. Okay,
I actually, you know, I've been talking about this the
whole show. We talked about it, and we decided we

(36:46):
should probably just go ahead and play for you some
of these things, some of me sitting down with Tucker
and about what we were talking about and This is
a lot of the stuff you've heard before on the show.
But i'll play you a clip in just a moment
of that. Dear Jesse, I saw your interview with Tucker
on YouTube. I really wish you would be on that
platform more as well. I know you're not as handsome

(37:08):
on video as you're on the radio, but I use
YouTube as my main source of information. We're on YouTube.
You just look up Jesse Kelly, right, Chris, look up
Jesse Kelly on YouTube. Or since YouTube's hot steaming garbage,
look us up on Rumble. We're on Rumble too. If
you want the pleasure of gazing on me, well what Chris,
If you want the pleasure of gazing on me, you

(37:30):
can go do it there. All right, we're gonna talk
about these Republicans in restraints. In fact, i'll play you
a little Tucker clip in a moment before we do that.
Let's remember putting our money where our morals are. It's
not just where you don't spend, that's where you do spend.
Why I tell you all the time about shopping local more.
I'm trying to get better at that. I've been terrible

(37:51):
throughout my life. I'm trying to get better at local
small business. That's why I tell you about pure Talk
all the time. It's not just that you shouldn't spend
money at AT and T. That's really a given. Go
look up all the causes AT and T is involved in.
Go look up eighteen you know what. Just do an
Internet search right now for Verizon Pride month and tell

(38:11):
me if you're happy to be funding that. It's not
just that you shouldn't patronize them, but pure Talk is
a business that we should seek out. Their CEO is
a veteran. They are so pro America. They do something
you can't find companies that do this anymore. They hire
Americans in customer service. When you get a hold of
pure Talk, they speak English and they're pleasant. Switch to

(38:37):
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