April 20, 2024 • 38 mins
How do empires fall? The gangster capitalist system. Why is the stock market soaring when the economy is supposedly in the tank? Are there body doubles in the government? The liberal white woman is more evil than the shark that kills their young. The consequences of neglecting government fort the past 80 years.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. A
little bit concussed, as you can see here with the
wound on my head from the fight I had with
the gang that was attacking the old woman earlier today.
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Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. We're gonna talk about body doubles in the government,
why the stock market is high. We're gonna talk about
a would you rather marry a ginger or a commie?
We have all kinds of things happening this hour of
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to address
this one right off the bat dope, Jesse. Now that
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we've had four years of President Trump and three plus
years of Biden, I can argue on every front for
President Trump, including the world domestic stats. What I can't
argue is why the stock market is up under Biden.
Can I help you on this? Yes? Yes? Or can
you help me on this? He says yes? All right. Now,
let me explain something on a wider level. Zoom out
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for a little bit for me for a second. On
a wider level, this is what's happening in America as
a whole. The powerful people, the have we'll just call
them the halves. I'm not trying to do that eat
the rich thing, but the powerful people, they're all in
it together now, all of them, the business leaders, all
the fortune five hundred CEOs, the federal bureaucracy, the politicians.
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But they've all decided to unite against you. And what
they're doing is they're killing you. They are taking If
you picture America, picture it this way. Picture it as
a gigantic pot of gold coins. Right, It's a big
pot of gold coins. And for the longest time, everyone
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kind of had access to that pot of gold coins.
You could reach your hand in and grab a couple.
They could reach their hand in and grab a couple.
What they're doing, what they've been doing, and this has
been steady, slowly and steady over shoot decades. Now as
they're preventing you from having any access to that pot
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of gold so they can have more for themselves. One
of the main ways they do this is they destroy
small business. Big businesses joined together, they're now joined. We
do not have a capitalist system, we don't have a
free market system. We have a gangster capitalism system where
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big business, large financial companies, large businesses are now aligned
with the federal government. Why do you think every single
fortune five hundred company, almost without fail, has a DEI
program now and an ESG program now, that's what the
government wants them to have. You want to be on
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the side of the government, you better be a good boy.
I hope you don't have too many white men in there.
That's why it works that way. What's happening? Hold on,
here's a great example of it. You remember when that
bank just got gutted. In fact, there were a couple
banks that got gutted. They got way over leveraged and
they got gutted. Did the banks go away all their
assets go away? No, they handed them all to I
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believe it was JP Morgan. What's happening now? With the
small business closures, that was what a lot of COVID
was about. Your small business can open. No, no, no, no,
you go out of business. Oh los no, they're fine.
Amazon stocks going up, baby, you you're gone. We lost
one third, thirty three percent of the small businesses in
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America closed permanently during COVID. Around that this is going
to come back to the stock market. So just stay
with me. So why is the stock market still up?
Because now that we have a gangster capitalism system, we
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no longer have a stock market that's actually reflective of
the economy. The stock market reflects the books of the
big companies. The stock market is not America's economy as
a whole. The stock market is how Amazon and Nike
are doing. That's what the stock market is. You want
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to be horrified. You want to be legitimately mortified. You
know how we talk about putting our money where our
morals are. I talk about it all the time, and
I talk about how I'm trying to get better, trying
to be better with it. This was a couple of
years ago. I decide, because we try to stock as
much money way as possible. We don't We don't have
expensive taste, you know, on white trash. Whatever we make,
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we don't spend what we take in. We try to
put away, you know, ten fifteen percent every making sure
we're saving, saving savings see Chris music to your ears.
We're trying to save as much money as possible. But
what I don't do is I never look at it.
Because of the ups and downs of the stock market
I don't want to know. I'm gonna send you some money.
You just put it in. I never looked at it,
and I never, ever, ever, I had never seen the
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breakdown of I think it's I think it's a four
to one K I have of the four to one
K I have. I never looked at it. I didn't care.
I never even knew what the bottom line was. Just
so I'm keep sending it and it'll all work out.
But I was going off on ESG and all this
DEI stuff, and I decided, because I have an app
for it, I decided, you know what, I'm gonna pull
this up and see what is in there. Dude, I've
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never been more ashamed of my life, all of it.
What was in there, Vanguard, Apple, Google, you name the
soul estmon COMMI corporation. That's what the stock market is
made up of now. And trying to get that out
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was a nightmare. It was a nightmare trying to get
these things out, Trying to get these companies out so
I don't financially support them, and then find other companies
who aren't like that and bringing them in. It was
almost impossible to do because the entirety of the stock
market now is the gangster capitalist companies, while all the
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small businesses are being wiped out in America. That's why
you've had to take out a second job. You can't
afford eggs, you can't afford to put gas in your car,
and there's no family vacation this year, but the stock
market's high. Why does it seem like everything's bad because
they're blood sucking everything out of you and handing it
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out to their friends and the fortune five hundred companies
who don't get it. The illegals do. One thing they're
definitely not doing is giving it to you or worrying
about you. They never spend even a moment where you.
And this goes back to what we've talked about so
many times. These people are never mindful of you. I
can't stand it. I hate that we have leadership like this.
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It drives me up the wall. Whether it's Democrats, none
of the Democrats give a crap about you, or eighty
percent of the Republicans, all this Republican leadership, you you
just never crossed their mind. You never crossed their mind.
Oh your small business clothes don't care. You saw you
know where you really saw the coldness from Republicans and Democrats,
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both COVID you really saw it then, didn't you. I
can't count how many people I know, even in radio TV,
Republican politicians who said things like, oh, just go home
for a couple weeks. Everyone can go home for a month.
Stop complaining. Brother, have you ever have you ever worked
an hourly job in your life? Almost every job I've
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ever worked was an hourly job. And when I wasn't
working jobs like that, I was doing things like selling
r v's. And when I don't sell, I don't eat.
If I'm not selling, my mortgage doesn't get paid, my
wife goes hungry, my kids don't get to eat. I
have to show up to work. And yet the Republican
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politicians from President, senator, congressman, governor, mayor on down joined
with the Democrats and told you, hey, shut it down,
go home. Who cares the coldness these people have to?
How normal people live? People as we speak right now,
are crying over their bills. I get emails all the time. Jesse.
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My wife and I we saw the last night. We
can't make ends meet. Jesse. I'm moving back in with
my son, Jesse. I'm moving back in with my Mom Jesse.
This is happening right now, and these people are passing
bills sending sixty billion dollars to Ukraine. They don't even
think about you at all, and I hate them for it.
I'll be honest, I do. I do, really genuinely hate
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these people. We I don't know how we got ourselves
in such a pickle where our government is so full
of people who hate us. Gosh, I can't freaking stand it.
Let's move on anyway. That's why the stock market's so big,
because the stock market's only big business now, not small.
It's all the gangster capitalist companies who sided with the government. Dear,
stay with me. I'm going with this one, Oracle. Hah,
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I'll get back to this one now. What are your
thoughts on body doubles in the government? I know you
can't believe everything you see on the internet, but there
are numerous videos where President boopy Pants looks like a
completely different person. It seems crazy, but I wouldn't put
anything past these evil demons. His name is Wade. Look,
I wouldn't put anything past them either. And do remember something,
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Pictures on TV, pictures on the internet, they can look
radically different than real life. You ever watch Fox News?
I don't watch anything you ever watch Fox News. I'm
not on Fox News. I'm not part of Fox News.
I don't want to be part of Fox News. So
I need to clarify that. But I used to when
I was just starting out do media hits on Fox News,
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and I'd have to fly up to New York City
and you go to Fox News headquarters. You see all
the dimes on Fox News knockouts, aren't they dann that one? Oh?
Look at that? They don't look anything like that in person.
Most of them don't. The angles, the lighting, the makeup.
I'm not saying they don't use body doubles for Biden,
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or they might for all I know, these people lie
all the time, but just understand, angles, lighting, makeup can
work miracles on people. All right, all right, let's talk
about our nation. Someone thinks maybe we have too many
people in here to stay together. That's an interesting concept.
Let's walk let's walk through that in a moment. Before
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we get to that, let's walk through this. Fred today
went nuts at the house. I had a construction guys
show up his handling some little bit of trim stuff
that got messed up. Upstairs that I can't do, and
Fred's losing his mind, and the entire family went to
comfort the dog. That's the house we have, where the
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dog who's supposed to be the helper gets comforted. That's
how these little fluffy meatballs own yourself. And I'm ashamed
to say I was there too, thought, oh it's okay, buddy,
And I do hope that he lives for a very
long time. That's why we give him rough Greens. Rough
Greens is an all natural nutritional supplement. Your dog's food
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is dead. It's all brown because it's dead. It's empty calories.
That's why our dogs have health problems too much. That's
why they die too early. Give your dog the gift
of Roughgreens eight three three three three my Dog or
roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. He doesn't care if you
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believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly. It is the
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in the comments. Dear torpedo freak. Can a nation, country,
or empire become too populated for its own long term
success as the sheer number of people in their various
temperaments may tend to pull it apart? If yes, how
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might that be prevented from happening? Okay, so let's talk
about that. That's a very fascinating concept. Why do empires fall?
Anyone who gives you a simplistic answer to that is
probably lying because the answers are not always so simple.
There are things we know that can cause that can
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bring about the end of nations. Debt. Get your take
on too much debt, you just can't keep going. You're
witnessing that here in America. We'll get back to that
in a moment. Too much debt, you can't. No nation
can survive unending illegal immigration. Why well, on top of
all the services to public services that get overwhelmed, what
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happens is you water down your culture to the point
where you don't have a culture. If your country, we
love to talk about multiculturalism. If your country is multicultural,
you're gonna finish. You're finished. You need one culture for
your country, whatever that culture may be. Does it mean
one religion or whatever. You need one culture. There has
to be a binding set of values that hold a
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country together. Otherwise we'll tear each other apart. So let's
go back to the population thing, because it's funny you
brought this question up. I have a friend, his name's Dave,
and he swears by what you just said. He said,
and his family they are immigrants from Hungary, legal immigrants
from Hungary. His folks came under under the Communist depression
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and all this stuff. And you's here now, So this
is a guy, this is an immigrant family. And he said, hey, Jesse,
look here's the bottom line. You're trying to hold America together.
Now he's a little blackfield, I admit, but he said,
you're trying to hold America together. But we have too
many immigrants to possibly hold America together. And I said,
too many immigrants, what are you talking about? And he said, Jesse,
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when you have this many people from this many different
cultures that you cannot hold a nation together when it's
this size. He said, we were never designed. We were
never the constitution in the original government. It was never
designed to govern a nation of fifty states and three
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hundred million people, and the founders couldn't have seen what
was coming. But remember, we were colonies. There's five, there's
thirteen colonies. That's it, just a few colonies in the
very beginning, and we were just the eastern seaboard of America.
Now we're Hawaii and everything else in between. And we're
not the only nation that has gone through this. Roman
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Empire went through this. It's crazy. If you ever see
one of those online time lapse videos, although I don't
think time lapse is the word I'm looking for, but
I'm really stupid, so I can never find the correct
words out there. One of those videos where you're looking at,
let's say, a map of the Roman Empire, and then
you press play on it and you see it grow.
You can see the colors feeling as it grows. Is
that time lapse, Chris? Is that time all right? So
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it is time laps. You press play on it and
you see it grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, and then
you eventually start to see it shrink, shrink, shrinks, shrink, shrink.
There are videos like that out there of so many empires.
The Mongolian Empire, the achemend Persian Empire, the Ottoman Empire.
That throughout history, that's how it goes. You expand, expand, expand,
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and then for a variety of reasons, you can't do
that anymore, and you start to shrink, shrink, shrink, shrink shrink.
Is that a population problem? Probably, that's probably a big
part of it. It's very, very difficult to govern any
nation with that many people, which is why remember the
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concept of having states. While our government system is unique,
that concept is not new. Empires throughout history have divided
up their empire into whatever you want to call them, states, provinces,
and then had selective governments in charge of that area
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to try to maintain that area because they knew from
a central location it can't be done. Even look, we
just brought up the Romans. We'll stay with them. Even
the Romans, even under the emperors when the Romans had emperors.
If you went to some place like Jerusalem, when the
Romans conquered Jerusalem, well the emperor probably does never even
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get to visit Jerusalem, and he certainly can't maintain Jerusalem.
He has to have a Roman governor in charge of
the area. Hey, you need to run things for me
there because I can't maintain it. They've always understood mankind
has always understood that once an empire gets too spread out,
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it's going to be very, very difficult to maintain. But mankind,
being what he is, man being what he is, ambitious,
you know, and that's a good thing. Ambitious, and you
always want more. It can eventually lead to bad things,
and that's I mean. I don't know that that's what
happened to us. I don't know that we got too
big or expanded too much, but we definitely spent way
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too much money when we started printing money that was
unbacked and then we started handing it out to everyone
on the planet, and that just became a thing that
we did. To be honest, that was probably, I don't
want to say the beginning of the end because that
sounds so dark. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not
saying America is about to go away. But that was
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the beginning of everything changing for us. It guaranteed a
hard end, an end that was not pretty. Right. So,
speaking of not pretty, we were talking earlier about people
setting themselves on fire and depression. Hey, fellas, I want
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday just to remember just a
reminder I should say demons are real. This is actress
Jamie Lee Curtis talking about what she did to her chi.
I have a trans daughter. There are threats against her life,
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just her existence. There is nothing more evil or violent.
There is no creature of any kind of any kind.
There is no living, breathing creature more violent and vile
and despicable than the liberal white woman. Remember that, because
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no other creature. There are even creatures on earth who
will kill their own young. You know that great white
sharks will do that if it sticks around too long, Pep,
You're gone right. So there, I understand. There are animals,
animals in the animal kingdom, that will kill their children,
and the liberal white woman is more evil than them.
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Why because instead of just murdering her baby, which they're
happy to do that too, they will actually groom them
like a fat and calf for the slaughter for social acceptance.
That is so deeply demonic and evil. I cannot wrap
my mind around it. It is so evil. Have you
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ever uh you ever find out? You ever hear a
five meat? A five beef? You've heard of it before.
It's that super super fancy schmancy meat. Here's a little
thing for you. Go do an Internet in and search.
If you're not driving of uncooked a five beef. Uncooked
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a five beef, I'm sure you're gonna have just a
bunch of slabs of meat sitting there. Look at it.
Look at how marbled it is. It's not even really red,
it's kind of light red because there's so much marbling
in it. How do they do that? Well, I don't
know all the details, and I won't go into all
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the details, but I will tell you this, that cow heyah,
lives a rough life. And I'm not an animal right scout.
I'm not complaining about it. You know, if someone wants
to buy me some may five, you're welcome to Now.
I don't need your fancy meat. But that Kyle lives
a rough life before he's slaughtered. That's what the liberal
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white woman does to her daughter, to her own son,
to her own child. And that's a mother when it
comes to children. Mothers are built by God with an
instinct to protect their babies. I have witnessed a mother
grizzly bear killed by male grizzly bears in protection of
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her young I told you about that story when I
was fishing up in Alaska, and she was trying to
intimidate them and trying to fight off those males, and
she finally couldn't. And what she did, it's actually really sad.
And I loved grizzly bears. I just love nature. I
love all that stuff. It's really sad. She sent the
cubs off. There were two different hills, and she sent
her babies off to fight and die. And she did.
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That's the instinct of a mother, whether it be human
or a bear. But that is not the instinct of
the liberal white woman. The liberal white woman is the
most vile creature on the planet. All right. Well, with
that sunny note, let's get onto some other things. Jesse,
I recently got a raise and it's getting close to
my birthday, so of course I'm going to buy something
irresponsible and hide it from my wife like a coward.
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Before I splurge. I need some advice. I love iron
sights on my ar, but I've been thinking about getting
an a cog. A cog is you would know it
as a scope. If you don't know your weapons, you
would know it as a scope. It's an optic you
put on your weapon anyway, they're pricey, but I like
them from back in my days at the range. Alternately,
I was thinking about buying a plate carrier and some plates.
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If I have to buy one thing for the eventual
collapse of society, what would it be, An a COG
or body armor. I can use an a COG at
the range now, but the armor may save my life later.
So here's what's dicey about answering questions like this when
it comes to guns, AMMO and self defense. Yes, I
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was a marine, and I grew up hunting, and I
know my way around guns a little bit, and I
can shoot and do things like that. But there are
so many studs who listen to this show, guys who
have been on SWAT for twenty years. We've got so
many Green Berets, Seals, Marines, we just did the Rangers.
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We got so many studs and just flat out gunnuts
guys outside of that who are gun nuts. So that
I am. Actually, I would consider myself maybe in the
top half. If you consider us all one big family,
me and everyone listening, I would guess I'm maybe in
the top half of knowledge about this stuff. I know
a bit, but I don't know near as much as
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everyone else. I'm gonna give you my personal opinion on
body armor versus an optic. I tend to be more
of an old school type because we never had optics.
When I was in the Marines, all we had were
iron iron sights. We caulled on iron sights, five hundred
meters iron sights. That's all you had. Yeah, Chris, it
was wild. They teach you how to do that. It's crazy. Yeah,
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and you get hit right, Oh, you get hit it
at that. However, optics are so superior. They make such
an incredible difference. Now, plates a plate carrier, This is
body armour. For people who don't know a plate carrier.
Body armor. It will save your life. But I need
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to clarify something about body armor. It'll save your life
maybe once, and you'll wish you were dead. Let me
explain it. It's not like the movies where I can throw
on a bullet proof veest and Chris can just sit
in front of me and just unload a mag into
my bullet proof veest and I'll be a little sore,
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but I'll be okay. What the plate does is it
disperses the energy of the round, so it breaks up
the round and disperses. It absorbs that energy. But in
so doing, like the plates we had in Iraq, you
could take one round from an AK forty seven hopefully
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and that one won't penetrate and you'll live. But if
you take a second round, the plate has already broken
from the energy of the first round, and the second
one's gonna probably go through you like a blow torch
through butter. And let's say you just took one round
for your survival scenario, because you're talking about, you know,
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zombie apocalypse and the Chinese have invaded. You take that
one round, you might wish you were dead. I know
more than one guy who's taken around to a plate,
and I think I think every one of them broke ribs.
It's not like the movies where you just take a
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couple of rounds and you get up shooting. Brother, You're
gonna need medical attention. You're not gonna be able to breathe.
You may be alive, but you're not gonna be able
to breathe. And I'm not bad mouth. And body armor.
I want everyone to have body armor. I want me
to have it and you to have it. But if
I have to choose I'm going a cog. I'm going
optics every single time. Dear showgun, I'm a helicopter pilot
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on a power line construction crew. Oh I bet that's fun.
That's a good crew right there. My super Ninja Lineman
and I were asking what would you rather do scenarios,
most of which I can't repeat on your show. However,
here's one for the oracle. Would you rather be married
to a super hot left handed ginger or a super
hot commy democrat. I know what my answer is, but
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what say you? You know? I think I think if
I married a super hot commy gin or COMMI democrat,
I think I could change her. I think, listen to me, Chris,
I think I could change her over time. If I
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start working on her, and working on her and working
on her. I'll give her the Anti Communist Manifesto, which
can be purchased at Jesse kellybook dot com. That alone
may open up her eyes. Then if I wake her up,
then I've got a dime who's on my side. But
it doesn't matter what you do to a ginger. Even
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if you die that soulless monster's hair, she's still gonna
stab you one day. She is, and that's that's how
these redheads get us again. Everything is a give and take.
I have always believed that that's why God made redhead
so hot. You had to offset the danger in dating one.
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You've just got to be careful out there. I would
go with the COMI, but that's just me, all right.
Let's talk about mass deportation. We've been talking about that
that alately. Before we get to any of that. Speaking
of weapons, you know I carry, You know I carry everywhere.
If you see me, unless I've gone through a metal detector,
you should understand. I have two things on me, and
if you hug me, as many of you have, when
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you see me, you will probably feel them. I have
my everyday carry pistol, and I have a burn up
pistol launcher on me at all times. I carry lethal
and I carry non lethal. The burnup pistol launcher is
non lethal. Maybe you love guns like me, you still
need one. Maybe you're not a gun guy or a
gun girl. Maybe your daughter hates guns and you're trying
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to talk her into going burna pistol launchers. They're legal
in all fifty states. You do not need to permit,
You don't need a background check. They'll mail it to
your front door. They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls.
They even have these rounds that combine the two. It's sick.
It's so cool, tear gas and pepper. You can be
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inaccurate with it, which is one of the great things.
You you shoot it on the ground in front of
somebody and have it stop a bad man. Bernad dot
com slash Jesse b y r NA dot com slash
Jesse go get one. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
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You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Don't forget You can still
email us. We are live here during the show. Email
us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com before we get
to mass deportation. You hear Joybahart today, Did you know
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Joe Biden loves its grandchildren. So while President Biden, who
cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard on this,
as you just pointed out, Joe Biden has repeatedly on
camera denied the existence of one of his grandchildren. Biden
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has a daughter. He had that daughter with a stripper.
I realize that's politically inconvenient for the Bidens, but that
is still an adorable little baby girl. And Hunter Biden
is her father, and Joe Biden is her grandfather, and
Jill Biden is her grandmother. And the Bidens are such
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sick people they actually published a picture of the White
House Christmas tree decorated with stockings up for every one
of their grandchildren except for that child. On top of
everything else, the dementia and everything. Do keep in mind
that the Biden family is a terrible family full of
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absolutely wretched people top to bottom. Jesse, Yes, mass deportation
probably won't work, but if the freebies stopped, then that
message went out globally. Half would leave the cunt and
few knew would come. Those left could choose leaving or prison.
Just the thought. All right, let's talk about this because
I don't I don't want to be mean here, but
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I do want to clarify something. You know what, I've
been talking about a lot lately about how the Red
States need to form a coalition break that part of
the federal government off from themselves, meaning don't allow the
federal government to control immigration anymore. For them, they control
their own immigration deportation. The works. I believe this, this
is the way we must go. When I say that,
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people will oftentimes respond with other solutions similar to this. No,
we just need to do everify. No we just need
a constitutional amendment. No, we'll just cut off the benefits.
I need to clarify why I have the stance I have.
I have the stance I have not because there aren't
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solutions like cutting off benefits and things like that. I
have the stance I have because the federal government will never, ever,
ever in a million years, implement any of those solutions,
and neither will the Blue States. If you're an American
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citizen concerned about illegal immigration, then you need to understand
and accept something. The federal government is actively hostile to you,
and so are the Blue States. So these pie in
the sky scenarios, what just cut off the benefits and
pass an amendment. Who's gonna do that? The Democrats the
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GOP think, let's let's honestly, let's let's let's game this out.
Trump gets elected, he wants to deport a bunch of people,
and he's already signaled that he does. Trump wanted to
build the wall too. Trump tried everything to build the wall.
The court stopped them. They didn't even get very much
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wall built. Because of all the people who reside in
the federal government who are dirtball communists who want the
border open. Well, all those same people are gonna be
in government if Trump wins in November. We act as
if he's gonna win in November and become a king,
and all of a sudden, everyone's just gonna stand by
for mass deportations and this and that. All the same evil,
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dirty commy scumbags who impeach Trump twice the last time,
who ncapped his agenda for four straight years, they're all
still there. If anything, after four years of Joe Biden.
You know what Democrats do. They spend their time filling
up the government with evil, dirty commies, so once they're
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out of power, the communists agenda still goes forward. So
the conditions inside of our federal government are worse now
than they were the first four years Trump got elect
These solutions, they're not dumb like that. That's not a
dumb email. Just cut off the benefits, It's not dumb.
It's just impossible. We live now in a country where
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the federal government democrats elected Democrats, half the elected Republicans,
and the entire bureaucracy have opened up the border on purpose.
They want the country flooded with illegal immigration. Outside of
a red state coalition to stop the influx of all
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the criminals from around the world, we can't do anything
to stop it. Nothing nothing, don't get me wrong. If
we get Trump elected, it'll get better, will stop the influx,
at least most of the influx. But that doesn't change
that we've imported ten million people under Joe Biden. It
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doesn't deport them, We can't them. It doesn't change the
fact that all their children will be citizens and their
children after them. And when I say that, I'll always
get responses, well, they shouldn't be citizens. That's ridiculous. I agree,
it's ridiculous. It's a complete misinterpretation of the Constitution. I know.
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It is ridiculous and it's wrong, and it's bad, I know.
But that is the way it is here in this country. Now.
We shouldn't ever say what I just said. Shouldn't it
shouldn't be that way, Well, they shouldn't be. Well, it shouldn't, yeah,
but it is. It is. This is what happens when
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good people get apathetic and neglect government. Forever, we neglected government, me, you,
all of us. We have neglected government forever while the
Communists were busy tearing down this statue. I like to
think of it like this. I brought this up before.
I like to think of America. I know this is cheesy,
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as this big, strong statue made of stone, huge, strong,
and it's so huge and strong that the good people
who wanted to remain huge and strong never really worried
that much about it. Well, the Communist has been surrounding
it with little pickaxes for decades and decades, chopping it
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down and chopping it down and chopping it down, and
we never pushed them back. We neglected it. And now
our statue was crumbling and we're trying to figure out
exactly what to do here. We neglected it for a
long time. All Right, someone wants to talk about Korea
and World War II stuff. That'll be fun, liberal Ant Peggy,
someone wrote a poem and so much more. Before we
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get to that, let's talk about pain in your life.
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. A
little bit concussed, as you can see here with the
wound on my head from the fight I had with
the gang that was attacking the old woman earlier today.
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Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. We're gonna talk about body doubles in the government,
why the stock market is high. We're gonna talk about
a would you rather marry a ginger or a commie?
We have all kinds of things happening this hour of
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to address
this one right off the bat dope, Jesse. Now that
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we've had four years of President Trump and three plus
years of Biden, I can argue on every front for
President Trump, including the world domestic stats. What I can't
argue is why the stock market is up under Biden.
Can I help you on this? Yes? Yes? Or can
you help me on this? He says yes? All right. Now,
let me explain something on a wider level. Zoom out
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for a little bit for me for a second. On
a wider level, this is what's happening in America as
a whole. The powerful people, the have we'll just call
them the halves. I'm not trying to do that eat
the rich thing, but the powerful people, they're all in
it together now, all of them, the business leaders, all
the fortune five hundred CEOs, the federal bureaucracy, the politicians.
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But they've all decided to unite against you. And what
they're doing is they're killing you. They are taking If
you picture America, picture it this way. Picture it as
a gigantic pot of gold coins. Right, It's a big
pot of gold coins. And for the longest time, everyone
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kind of had access to that pot of gold coins.
You could reach your hand in and grab a couple.
They could reach their hand in and grab a couple.
What they're doing, what they've been doing, and this has
been steady, slowly and steady over shoot decades. Now as
they're preventing you from having any access to that pot
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of gold so they can have more for themselves. One
of the main ways they do this is they destroy
small business. Big businesses joined together, they're now joined. We
do not have a capitalist system, we don't have a
free market system. We have a gangster capitalism system where
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big business, large financial companies, large businesses are now aligned
with the federal government. Why do you think every single
fortune five hundred company, almost without fail, has a DEI
program now and an ESG program now, that's what the
government wants them to have. You want to be on
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the side of the government, you better be a good boy.
I hope you don't have too many white men in there.
That's why it works that way. What's happening? Hold on,
here's a great example of it. You remember when that
bank just got gutted. In fact, there were a couple
banks that got gutted. They got way over leveraged and
they got gutted. Did the banks go away all their
assets go away? No, they handed them all to I
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believe it was JP Morgan. What's happening now? With the
small business closures, that was what a lot of COVID
was about. Your small business can open. No, no, no, no,
you go out of business. Oh los no, they're fine.
Amazon stocks going up, baby, you you're gone. We lost
one third, thirty three percent of the small businesses in
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America closed permanently during COVID. Around that this is going
to come back to the stock market. So just stay
with me. So why is the stock market still up?
Because now that we have a gangster capitalism system, we
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no longer have a stock market that's actually reflective of
the economy. The stock market reflects the books of the
big companies. The stock market is not America's economy as
a whole. The stock market is how Amazon and Nike
are doing. That's what the stock market is. You want
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to be horrified. You want to be legitimately mortified. You
know how we talk about putting our money where our
morals are. I talk about it all the time, and
I talk about how I'm trying to get better, trying
to be better with it. This was a couple of
years ago. I decide, because we try to stock as
much money way as possible. We don't We don't have
expensive taste, you know, on white trash. Whatever we make,
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we don't spend what we take in. We try to
put away, you know, ten fifteen percent every making sure
we're saving, saving savings see Chris music to your ears.
We're trying to save as much money as possible. But
what I don't do is I never look at it.
Because of the ups and downs of the stock market
I don't want to know. I'm gonna send you some money.
You just put it in. I never looked at it,
and I never, ever, ever, I had never seen the
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breakdown of I think it's I think it's a four
to one K I have of the four to one
K I have. I never looked at it. I didn't care.
I never even knew what the bottom line was. Just
so I'm keep sending it and it'll all work out.
But I was going off on ESG and all this
DEI stuff, and I decided, because I have an app
for it, I decided, you know what, I'm gonna pull
this up and see what is in there. Dude, I've
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never been more ashamed of my life, all of it.
What was in there, Vanguard, Apple, Google, you name the
soul estmon COMMI corporation. That's what the stock market is
made up of now. And trying to get that out
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was a nightmare. It was a nightmare trying to get
these things out, Trying to get these companies out so
I don't financially support them, and then find other companies
who aren't like that and bringing them in. It was
almost impossible to do because the entirety of the stock
market now is the gangster capitalist companies, while all the
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small businesses are being wiped out in America. That's why
you've had to take out a second job. You can't
afford eggs, you can't afford to put gas in your car,
and there's no family vacation this year, but the stock
market's high. Why does it seem like everything's bad because
they're blood sucking everything out of you and handing it
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out to their friends and the fortune five hundred companies
who don't get it. The illegals do. One thing they're
definitely not doing is giving it to you or worrying
about you. They never spend even a moment where you.
And this goes back to what we've talked about so
many times. These people are never mindful of you. I
can't stand it. I hate that we have leadership like this.
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It drives me up the wall. Whether it's Democrats, none
of the Democrats give a crap about you, or eighty
percent of the Republicans, all this Republican leadership, you you
just never crossed their mind. You never crossed their mind.
Oh your small business clothes don't care. You saw you
know where you really saw the coldness from Republicans and Democrats,
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both COVID you really saw it then, didn't you. I
can't count how many people I know, even in radio TV,
Republican politicians who said things like, oh, just go home
for a couple weeks. Everyone can go home for a month.
Stop complaining. Brother, have you ever have you ever worked
an hourly job in your life? Almost every job I've
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ever worked was an hourly job. And when I wasn't
working jobs like that, I was doing things like selling
r v's. And when I don't sell, I don't eat.
If I'm not selling, my mortgage doesn't get paid, my
wife goes hungry, my kids don't get to eat. I
have to show up to work. And yet the Republican
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politicians from President, senator, congressman, governor, mayor on down joined
with the Democrats and told you, hey, shut it down,
go home. Who cares the coldness these people have to?
How normal people live? People as we speak right now,
are crying over their bills. I get emails all the time. Jesse.
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My wife and I we saw the last night. We
can't make ends meet. Jesse. I'm moving back in with
my son, Jesse. I'm moving back in with my Mom Jesse.
This is happening right now, and these people are passing
bills sending sixty billion dollars to Ukraine. They don't even
think about you at all, and I hate them for it.
I'll be honest, I do. I do, really genuinely hate
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these people. We I don't know how we got ourselves
in such a pickle where our government is so full
of people who hate us. Gosh, I can't freaking stand it.
Let's move on anyway. That's why the stock market's so big,
because the stock market's only big business now, not small.
It's all the gangster capitalist companies who sided with the government. Dear,
stay with me. I'm going with this one, Oracle. Hah,
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I'll get back to this one now. What are your
thoughts on body doubles in the government? I know you
can't believe everything you see on the internet, but there
are numerous videos where President boopy Pants looks like a
completely different person. It seems crazy, but I wouldn't put
anything past these evil demons. His name is Wade. Look,
I wouldn't put anything past them either. And do remember something,
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Pictures on TV, pictures on the internet, they can look
radically different than real life. You ever watch Fox News?
I don't watch anything you ever watch Fox News. I'm
not on Fox News. I'm not part of Fox News.
I don't want to be part of Fox News. So
I need to clarify that. But I used to when
I was just starting out do media hits on Fox News,
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and I'd have to fly up to New York City
and you go to Fox News headquarters. You see all
the dimes on Fox News knockouts, aren't they dann that one? Oh?
Look at that? They don't look anything like that in person.
Most of them don't. The angles, the lighting, the makeup.
I'm not saying they don't use body doubles for Biden,
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or they might for all I know, these people lie
all the time, but just understand, angles, lighting, makeup can
work miracles on people. All right, all right, let's talk
about our nation. Someone thinks maybe we have too many
people in here to stay together. That's an interesting concept.
Let's walk let's walk through that in a moment. Before
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we get to that, let's walk through this. Fred today
went nuts at the house. I had a construction guys
show up his handling some little bit of trim stuff
that got messed up. Upstairs that I can't do, and
Fred's losing his mind, and the entire family went to
comfort the dog. That's the house we have, where the
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dog who's supposed to be the helper gets comforted. That's
how these little fluffy meatballs own yourself. And I'm ashamed
to say I was there too, thought, oh it's okay, buddy,
And I do hope that he lives for a very
long time. That's why we give him rough Greens. Rough
Greens is an all natural nutritional supplement. Your dog's food
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is dead. It's all brown because it's dead. It's empty calories.
That's why our dogs have health problems too much. That's
why they die too early. Give your dog the gift
of Roughgreens eight three three three three my Dog or
roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. He doesn't care if you
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believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly. It is the
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in the comments. Dear torpedo freak. Can a nation, country,
or empire become too populated for its own long term
success as the sheer number of people in their various
temperaments may tend to pull it apart? If yes, how
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might that be prevented from happening? Okay, so let's talk
about that. That's a very fascinating concept. Why do empires fall?
Anyone who gives you a simplistic answer to that is
probably lying because the answers are not always so simple.
There are things we know that can cause that can
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bring about the end of nations. Debt. Get your take
on too much debt, you just can't keep going. You're
witnessing that here in America. We'll get back to that
in a moment. Too much debt, you can't. No nation
can survive unending illegal immigration. Why well, on top of
all the services to public services that get overwhelmed, what
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happens is you water down your culture to the point
where you don't have a culture. If your country, we
love to talk about multiculturalism. If your country is multicultural,
you're gonna finish. You're finished. You need one culture for
your country, whatever that culture may be. Does it mean
one religion or whatever. You need one culture. There has
to be a binding set of values that hold a
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country together. Otherwise we'll tear each other apart. So let's
go back to the population thing, because it's funny you
brought this question up. I have a friend, his name's Dave,
and he swears by what you just said. He said,
and his family they are immigrants from Hungary, legal immigrants
from Hungary. His folks came under under the Communist depression
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and all this stuff. And you's here now, So this
is a guy, this is an immigrant family. And he said, hey, Jesse,
look here's the bottom line. You're trying to hold America together.
Now he's a little blackfield, I admit, but he said,
you're trying to hold America together. But we have too
many immigrants to possibly hold America together. And I said,
too many immigrants, what are you talking about? And he said, Jesse,
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when you have this many people from this many different
cultures that you cannot hold a nation together when it's
this size. He said, we were never designed. We were
never the constitution in the original government. It was never
designed to govern a nation of fifty states and three
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hundred million people, and the founders couldn't have seen what
was coming. But remember, we were colonies. There's five, there's
thirteen colonies. That's it, just a few colonies in the
very beginning, and we were just the eastern seaboard of America.
Now we're Hawaii and everything else in between. And we're
not the only nation that has gone through this. Roman
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Empire went through this. It's crazy. If you ever see
one of those online time lapse videos, although I don't
think time lapse is the word I'm looking for, but
I'm really stupid, so I can never find the correct
words out there. One of those videos where you're looking at,
let's say, a map of the Roman Empire, and then
you press play on it and you see it grow.
You can see the colors feeling as it grows. Is
that time lapse, Chris? Is that time all right? So
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it is time laps. You press play on it and
you see it grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, and then
you eventually start to see it shrink, shrink, shrinks, shrink, shrink.
There are videos like that out there of so many empires.
The Mongolian Empire, the achemend Persian Empire, the Ottoman Empire.
That throughout history, that's how it goes. You expand, expand, expand,
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and then for a variety of reasons, you can't do
that anymore, and you start to shrink, shrink, shrink, shrink shrink.
Is that a population problem? Probably, that's probably a big
part of it. It's very, very difficult to govern any
nation with that many people, which is why remember the
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concept of having states. While our government system is unique,
that concept is not new. Empires throughout history have divided
up their empire into whatever you want to call them, states, provinces,
and then had selective governments in charge of that area
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to try to maintain that area because they knew from
a central location it can't be done. Even look, we
just brought up the Romans. We'll stay with them. Even
the Romans, even under the emperors when the Romans had emperors.
If you went to some place like Jerusalem, when the
Romans conquered Jerusalem, well the emperor probably does never even
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get to visit Jerusalem, and he certainly can't maintain Jerusalem.
He has to have a Roman governor in charge of
the area. Hey, you need to run things for me
there because I can't maintain it. They've always understood mankind
has always understood that once an empire gets too spread out,
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it's going to be very, very difficult to maintain. But mankind,
being what he is, man being what he is, ambitious,
you know, and that's a good thing. Ambitious, and you
always want more. It can eventually lead to bad things,
and that's I mean. I don't know that that's what
happened to us. I don't know that we got too
big or expanded too much, but we definitely spent way
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too much money when we started printing money that was
unbacked and then we started handing it out to everyone
on the planet, and that just became a thing that
we did. To be honest, that was probably, I don't
want to say the beginning of the end because that
sounds so dark. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not
saying America is about to go away. But that was
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the beginning of everything changing for us. It guaranteed a
hard end, an end that was not pretty. Right. So,
speaking of not pretty, we were talking earlier about people
setting themselves on fire and depression. Hey, fellas, I want
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday just to remember just a
reminder I should say demons are real. This is actress
Jamie Lee Curtis talking about what she did to her chi.
I have a trans daughter. There are threats against her life,
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just her existence. There is nothing more evil or violent.
There is no creature of any kind of any kind.
There is no living, breathing creature more violent and vile
and despicable than the liberal white woman. Remember that, because
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no other creature. There are even creatures on earth who
will kill their own young. You know that great white
sharks will do that if it sticks around too long, Pep,
You're gone right. So there, I understand. There are animals,
animals in the animal kingdom, that will kill their children,
and the liberal white woman is more evil than them.
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Why because instead of just murdering her baby, which they're
happy to do that too, they will actually groom them
like a fat and calf for the slaughter for social acceptance.
That is so deeply demonic and evil. I cannot wrap
my mind around it. It is so evil. Have you
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ever uh you ever find out? You ever hear a
five meat? A five beef? You've heard of it before.
It's that super super fancy schmancy meat. Here's a little
thing for you. Go do an Internet in and search.
If you're not driving of uncooked a five beef. Uncooked
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a five beef, I'm sure you're gonna have just a
bunch of slabs of meat sitting there. Look at it.
Look at how marbled it is. It's not even really red,
it's kind of light red because there's so much marbling
in it. How do they do that? Well, I don't
know all the details, and I won't go into all
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the details, but I will tell you this, that cow heyah,
lives a rough life. And I'm not an animal right scout.
I'm not complaining about it. You know, if someone wants
to buy me some may five, you're welcome to Now.
I don't need your fancy meat. But that Kyle lives
a rough life before he's slaughtered. That's what the liberal
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white woman does to her daughter, to her own son,
to her own child. And that's a mother when it
comes to children. Mothers are built by God with an
instinct to protect their babies. I have witnessed a mother
grizzly bear killed by male grizzly bears in protection of
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her young I told you about that story when I
was fishing up in Alaska, and she was trying to
intimidate them and trying to fight off those males, and
she finally couldn't. And what she did, it's actually really sad.
And I loved grizzly bears. I just love nature. I
love all that stuff. It's really sad. She sent the
cubs off. There were two different hills, and she sent
her babies off to fight and die. And she did.
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That's the instinct of a mother, whether it be human
or a bear. But that is not the instinct of
the liberal white woman. The liberal white woman is the
most vile creature on the planet. All right. Well, with
that sunny note, let's get onto some other things. Jesse,
I recently got a raise and it's getting close to
my birthday, so of course I'm going to buy something
irresponsible and hide it from my wife like a coward.
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Before I splurge. I need some advice. I love iron
sights on my ar, but I've been thinking about getting
an a cog. A cog is you would know it
as a scope. If you don't know your weapons, you
would know it as a scope. It's an optic you
put on your weapon anyway, they're pricey, but I like
them from back in my days at the range. Alternately,
I was thinking about buying a plate carrier and some plates.
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If I have to buy one thing for the eventual
collapse of society, what would it be, An a COG
or body armor. I can use an a COG at
the range now, but the armor may save my life later.
So here's what's dicey about answering questions like this when
it comes to guns, AMMO and self defense. Yes, I
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was a marine, and I grew up hunting, and I
know my way around guns a little bit, and I
can shoot and do things like that. But there are
so many studs who listen to this show, guys who
have been on SWAT for twenty years. We've got so
many Green Berets, Seals, Marines, we just did the Rangers.
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We got so many studs and just flat out gunnuts
guys outside of that who are gun nuts. So that
I am. Actually, I would consider myself maybe in the
top half. If you consider us all one big family,
me and everyone listening, I would guess I'm maybe in
the top half of knowledge about this stuff. I know
a bit, but I don't know near as much as
(24:51):
everyone else. I'm gonna give you my personal opinion on
body armor versus an optic. I tend to be more
of an old school type because we never had optics.
When I was in the Marines, all we had were
iron iron sights. We caulled on iron sights, five hundred
meters iron sights. That's all you had. Yeah, Chris, it
was wild. They teach you how to do that. It's crazy. Yeah,
(25:13):
and you get hit right, Oh, you get hit it
at that. However, optics are so superior. They make such
an incredible difference. Now, plates a plate carrier, This is
body armour. For people who don't know a plate carrier.
Body armor. It will save your life. But I need
(25:36):
to clarify something about body armor. It'll save your life
maybe once, and you'll wish you were dead. Let me
explain it. It's not like the movies where I can throw
on a bullet proof veest and Chris can just sit
in front of me and just unload a mag into
my bullet proof veest and I'll be a little sore,
(25:58):
but I'll be okay. What the plate does is it
disperses the energy of the round, so it breaks up
the round and disperses. It absorbs that energy. But in
so doing, like the plates we had in Iraq, you
could take one round from an AK forty seven hopefully
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and that one won't penetrate and you'll live. But if
you take a second round, the plate has already broken
from the energy of the first round, and the second
one's gonna probably go through you like a blow torch
through butter. And let's say you just took one round
for your survival scenario, because you're talking about, you know,
(26:44):
zombie apocalypse and the Chinese have invaded. You take that
one round, you might wish you were dead. I know
more than one guy who's taken around to a plate,
and I think I think every one of them broke ribs.
It's not like the movies where you just take a
(27:06):
couple of rounds and you get up shooting. Brother, You're
gonna need medical attention. You're not gonna be able to breathe.
You may be alive, but you're not gonna be able
to breathe. And I'm not bad mouth. And body armor.
I want everyone to have body armor. I want me
to have it and you to have it. But if
I have to choose I'm going a cog. I'm going
optics every single time. Dear showgun, I'm a helicopter pilot
(27:27):
on a power line construction crew. Oh I bet that's fun.
That's a good crew right there. My super Ninja Lineman
and I were asking what would you rather do scenarios,
most of which I can't repeat on your show. However,
here's one for the oracle. Would you rather be married
to a super hot left handed ginger or a super
hot commy democrat. I know what my answer is, but
(27:48):
what say you? You know? I think I think if
I married a super hot commy gin or COMMI democrat,
I think I could change her. I think, listen to me, Chris,
I think I could change her over time. If I
(28:10):
start working on her, and working on her and working
on her. I'll give her the Anti Communist Manifesto, which
can be purchased at Jesse kellybook dot com. That alone
may open up her eyes. Then if I wake her up,
then I've got a dime who's on my side. But
it doesn't matter what you do to a ginger. Even
(28:32):
if you die that soulless monster's hair, she's still gonna
stab you one day. She is, and that's that's how
these redheads get us again. Everything is a give and take.
I have always believed that that's why God made redhead
so hot. You had to offset the danger in dating one.
(28:52):
You've just got to be careful out there. I would
go with the COMI, but that's just me, all right.
Let's talk about mass deportation. We've been talking about that
that alately. Before we get to any of that. Speaking
of weapons, you know I carry, You know I carry everywhere.
If you see me, unless I've gone through a metal detector,
you should understand. I have two things on me, and
if you hug me, as many of you have, when
(29:14):
you see me, you will probably feel them. I have
my everyday carry pistol, and I have a burn up
pistol launcher on me at all times. I carry lethal
and I carry non lethal. The burnup pistol launcher is
non lethal. Maybe you love guns like me, you still
need one. Maybe you're not a gun guy or a
gun girl. Maybe your daughter hates guns and you're trying
(29:35):
to talk her into going burna pistol launchers. They're legal
in all fifty states. You do not need to permit,
You don't need a background check. They'll mail it to
your front door. They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls.
They even have these rounds that combine the two. It's sick.
It's so cool, tear gas and pepper. You can be
(29:56):
inaccurate with it, which is one of the great things.
You you shoot it on the ground in front of
somebody and have it stop a bad man. Bernad dot
com slash Jesse b y r NA dot com slash
Jesse go get one. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
(30:17):
You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Don't forget You can still
email us. We are live here during the show. Email
us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com before we get
to mass deportation. You hear Joybahart today, Did you know
(30:38):
Joe Biden loves its grandchildren. So while President Biden, who
cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard on this,
as you just pointed out, Joe Biden has repeatedly on
camera denied the existence of one of his grandchildren. Biden
(31:01):
has a daughter. He had that daughter with a stripper.
I realize that's politically inconvenient for the Bidens, but that
is still an adorable little baby girl. And Hunter Biden
is her father, and Joe Biden is her grandfather, and
Jill Biden is her grandmother. And the Bidens are such
(31:24):
sick people they actually published a picture of the White
House Christmas tree decorated with stockings up for every one
of their grandchildren except for that child. On top of
everything else, the dementia and everything. Do keep in mind
that the Biden family is a terrible family full of
(31:48):
absolutely wretched people top to bottom. Jesse, Yes, mass deportation
probably won't work, but if the freebies stopped, then that
message went out globally. Half would leave the cunt and
few knew would come. Those left could choose leaving or prison.
Just the thought. All right, let's talk about this because
I don't I don't want to be mean here, but
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I do want to clarify something. You know what, I've
been talking about a lot lately about how the Red
States need to form a coalition break that part of
the federal government off from themselves, meaning don't allow the
federal government to control immigration anymore. For them, they control
their own immigration deportation. The works. I believe this, this
is the way we must go. When I say that,
(32:34):
people will oftentimes respond with other solutions similar to this. No,
we just need to do everify. No we just need
a constitutional amendment. No, we'll just cut off the benefits.
I need to clarify why I have the stance I have.
I have the stance I have not because there aren't
(32:55):
solutions like cutting off benefits and things like that. I
have the stance I have because the federal government will never, ever,
ever in a million years, implement any of those solutions,
and neither will the Blue States. If you're an American
(33:15):
citizen concerned about illegal immigration, then you need to understand
and accept something. The federal government is actively hostile to you,
and so are the Blue States. So these pie in
the sky scenarios, what just cut off the benefits and
pass an amendment. Who's gonna do that? The Democrats the
(33:41):
GOP think, let's let's honestly, let's let's let's game this out.
Trump gets elected, he wants to deport a bunch of people,
and he's already signaled that he does. Trump wanted to
build the wall too. Trump tried everything to build the wall.
The court stopped them. They didn't even get very much
(34:03):
wall built. Because of all the people who reside in
the federal government who are dirtball communists who want the
border open. Well, all those same people are gonna be
in government if Trump wins in November. We act as
if he's gonna win in November and become a king,
and all of a sudden, everyone's just gonna stand by
for mass deportations and this and that. All the same evil,
(34:27):
dirty commy scumbags who impeach Trump twice the last time,
who ncapped his agenda for four straight years, they're all
still there. If anything, after four years of Joe Biden.
You know what Democrats do. They spend their time filling
up the government with evil, dirty commies, so once they're
(34:48):
out of power, the communists agenda still goes forward. So
the conditions inside of our federal government are worse now
than they were the first four years Trump got elect
These solutions, they're not dumb like that. That's not a
dumb email. Just cut off the benefits, It's not dumb.
It's just impossible. We live now in a country where
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the federal government democrats elected Democrats, half the elected Republicans,
and the entire bureaucracy have opened up the border on purpose.
They want the country flooded with illegal immigration. Outside of
a red state coalition to stop the influx of all
(35:35):
the criminals from around the world, we can't do anything
to stop it. Nothing nothing, don't get me wrong. If
we get Trump elected, it'll get better, will stop the influx,
at least most of the influx. But that doesn't change
that we've imported ten million people under Joe Biden. It
(35:57):
doesn't deport them, We can't them. It doesn't change the
fact that all their children will be citizens and their
children after them. And when I say that, I'll always
get responses, well, they shouldn't be citizens. That's ridiculous. I agree,
it's ridiculous. It's a complete misinterpretation of the Constitution. I know.
(36:20):
It is ridiculous and it's wrong, and it's bad, I know.
But that is the way it is here in this country. Now.
We shouldn't ever say what I just said. Shouldn't it
shouldn't be that way, Well, they shouldn't be. Well, it shouldn't, yeah,
but it is. It is. This is what happens when
(36:43):
good people get apathetic and neglect government. Forever, we neglected government, me, you,
all of us. We have neglected government forever while the
Communists were busy tearing down this statue. I like to
think of it like this. I brought this up before.
I like to think of America. I know this is cheesy,
(37:05):
as this big, strong statue made of stone, huge, strong,
and it's so huge and strong that the good people
who wanted to remain huge and strong never really worried
that much about it. Well, the Communist has been surrounding
it with little pickaxes for decades and decades, chopping it
(37:25):
down and chopping it down and chopping it down, and
we never pushed them back. We neglected it. And now
our statue was crumbling and we're trying to figure out
exactly what to do here. We neglected it for a
long time. All Right, someone wants to talk about Korea
and World War II stuff. That'll be fun, liberal Ant Peggy,
someone wrote a poem and so much more. Before we
(37:46):
get to that, let's talk about pain in your life.
Everyone has it. Everyone has it. It's just part of life.
Look right now, my head hurts. Look at me. If
you're watching on a simulcast, look at my head hurts.
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(38:10):
Relief factor. We have got to put away the ibuprofen
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