April 25, 2024 • 38 mins
Do you have what it takes to win? Biden just doesn’t have the truth in him. Violence is not what the communist does, its who he is. Tackling junk fees with 40oz Pete. Why idiots are great recruits to communism. Protesters at these universities don’t even know why they are protesting.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. We'll dig into a little bit more of
this college campus nonsense here really quickly. Joe Biden lies
all the time, the religion of domination. We're gonna talk
(00:31):
about the elites versus the streets, a little bit more,
some emails, all that and so much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Also
the President of the United States of America. Joe Biden
is the biggest liar to ever occupy the Oval Office.
(00:52):
And they all lie, and yet no one has done it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Like Besides, I used to drive an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I used to drive an eighteen wheeler. Even CNN is
making fun of Joe Biden for that today. At no point,
at no point in his life, did Joe Biden drive
an eighteen wheeler. But like I've said, he's one of
those people. The truth isn't in him. He would rather
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tell a lie than the truth. It's come so natural
to him for eighty years that now it's who he is,
it is ingrained in him. This is Biden. You're gonna
hear a little back and forth Biden from twenty twenty
four about the civil rights movement versus Biden in nineteen
eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I got involved when I was a kid in Electropolitan
how to the civil rights.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Movement during the sixties, I was I've started that one
more time for you. You heard what he said when
I was a kid got involved civil rights.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I got involved when I was a kid in Electropolitan
how to the civil rights movements?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Involved in electoral politics out of the civil rights movement.
Here was Joe Biden on camera, like thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
During the sixties, I was, in fact, very concerned about
the civil rights movement. I was not an activist. I
worked at an all black swimming pool in the east
side of Wilmington, Delaware.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I was involved.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I was involved in what they were thinking, what they
were feeling. I was involved, but I was not out marching.
I was not down in Selma, I was not anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He can't help himself, All right, let's let's move on.
I want to talk about something else. This the communist
in his mindset and how much I do admire it.
I was watching a show I forget what I forget
where I was watching it last night. There was a
documentary on last that I was watching it with the wife.
Shut up. This was It wasn't even an old one, Okay,
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shut up, Chris. It was actually a documentary on football.
This one was on football. Wasn't on any of the
World Wars stuff that I ever do, but this one
was on University of Florida football, specifically under Urban Meyer.
Maybe you don't like college football, Maybe you don't know
college football. He's one of those coaches who's won a
bunch of games, national championships. He won one for my
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buck eyes, great coach, and then some rough personal stuff,
but great coach, so on and so forth. But anyway,
it's talking about Florida under Urban Meyer. And at one
point in time there are people describing urban Meyer and
how for him every single year he has to win
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the national championship or he's unhappy. And keep in mind
there are all these different schools. Think of all the
incredible schools out there football wise. Don't get me wrong,
they're horrible universities and they should all burn to the ground,
but they're they're great football schools. Think of the endless
football schools out They're all over the place. The place.
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But for Urban Meyer, it was championship or misery. There
was no in between. No, hey, we kind of we
won the conference title. This year, we won the SEC title.
This year, we won the Big ten title. There was
none of that championship or misery. And I'll tell you something.
This is gonna come back to communism. I'll tell you something.
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I would never want to be that way. Actually, wife
and I were talking about last night while we watched it.
You could just tell, you could tell even in the interview,
this is not a content happy human being. There he was.
He's being interviewed in what looks like some gorgeous, who
knows how many million dollar beach home right on the water.
I'm sure it has the boats and the jet skis,
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and I'm sure it's steak dinners and Swedish bikini models
whenever he I'm sure it's all that stuff. But you
can tell he's so unhappy, so unsettled, so unhappy, And
that really was his permanent state and is his permanent state.
It's everything championship or nothing matters at all. And I
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was thinking about that as it relates to American communists,
actually communists in general, and how they think they are
miserable all the time. You know that your liberal ant
Pegy is miserable. The activists you see on TV, in
the streets, on the campuses, everywhere else, they're miserable. They're
never happy, they're never laughing, they're never smiling, They're always
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chanting and yelling and screaming. And even when you catch
them individually, when you get with your liberal aunt Pegy
at Thanksgiving time, is she pleasant to be around, just
a real joy, just to ray of sunshine when she
walks in, or does she walk in and everyone immediately goes,
oh gosh, here we go. She're miserable, isn't she miserable?
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And that is that is one of the reasons you
should be very grateful that you are not a communist,
because they are miserable. How I will say this, there's
a good and bad that comes with everything. Right, that's
the bad part of being a communist, that's the bad
part of being liberal and Peggy she's miserable all the time.
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But there is a good for the communis the good
is when you have that mentality, that all or nothing mentality. No,
burn everything down. Now I heard everything, burn it all?
Give me power over everything. When you have that mentality,
you can be very, very very successful. It does result
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in championships. You bring urban Meyer into your college, yeah
you're probably gonna have some disciplinary problems. Yeah he's going
to be miserable. Yet all these things are true, You're
probably gonna win a national title because for urban Meyer
and for the American Communist to know, I don't think
he's a communist, but for the American Communist, winning everything
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is the only option. You want an exam. I saw
this today. It was just myam. This guy's name, his
name is Andrew Weissman. He's a legal analyst for MSNBC.
Listen to this, Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What David Pecker said was true.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Sorry, I should have set it up. He's referencing the
Trump trial going on in New York City. I don't
have to give you the background on the ridiculous Trump
trials and the legal persecution, and I don't have to
go you know all that, but anyway, that's what he's referencing.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
What David Pecker said was truly shocking. Jet Let's step back.
What he said was that a media outlet, even if
it's considered maybe a down market media outlet, was in
cahoots with one political candidate. That is what happens in Russia.
That is not what is supposed to happen here.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He's referencing the National Inquirer being kind of on Trump's
side in the election. Now, I know what you're saying,
same thing I'm saying, are you kids? You guys have
every media outlet, every single major major media outlet, every
single one one works exclusively for Joe Biden and against
Donald Trump, against everything Republican, everything right wing. You have
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every single media outlet in your pocket, and you're complaining
that one tabloid rag kind of prefers Donald Trump. What
are you ridiculous? It's not that he's ridiculous. For the communist,
that is egregious. One outlet, even one outlet that doesn't
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take the company line, is the end of the world
for the communist. It is a religion of complete and
total domination. It is a demonic religion of destruction and domination.
You have to understand that about these people. Understand this.
You've heard Democrats complain about the media, haven't you. Joe
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Biden does it all the time. Maybe if you guys
would report on how good the economy was. Obama was
famous for this, always complaining about the media. Maybe maybe
your liberal an Peggy complains about the media. I can't
believe they'd let this anti vaccine propaganda on Facebook. Maybe
she complains about it. You should understand, you your complaints
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about the media, they're totally legitimate. It's a vile communist profession,
full of apparatics, and it's as responsible for the destruction
of this country as any other institution. But get this,
the democrat in your life who complains about the media,
they are just as sincere in their hatred of the
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media as you are. Why you complain because the media
is ninety nine percent against you? Your liberal ant Peggy
complains because the media is one percent against her. For you,
ninety nine to one seems egregious, outrageous. You can't run
a country like this. For liberal ant Peggy, she feels
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the same way about there being a one percent left
out there. She thinks it's egregious. We can't have a country.
These people have freedom of speech. Somebody stopped them. That's
the reality. All right, we're moving on. You're going to
talk about elites versus streets after I get to some emails.
In fact, I'll get to an email right here. Dear Jesse.
(10:36):
After ten years of marriage, two busy careers, and an
eight year old son, my wife and I cherish every
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(10:57):
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how to interpret the look on her face that followed,
but since I've never seen it before, I'm gonna say
it was gratitude. And his name is Dan. Dan it
was gratitude, and in fact, I want to invite every
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to order some, or call one eight hundred, the number
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Show on a Wednesday. Don't forget. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm gonna get
to a bunch of emails before I get to the rear.
Avril versus the Streets some more, and so many other things. Jesse,
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I heard you on Tucker's TCN this evening. You were mesmerizing.
I was mesmerizing. What Chris mind blowing stole the show.
One question from a seventy one year old the anecdote
about a woman from Chicago. You quoted one saying, yes,
if you come to Chicago, you may get robbed, but
you won't get targeted. Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with that word
targeted as an assassination. Uh yeah, that's exactly what she
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meant in her mind. In her mind, Yeah, Chicago's overrun
with criminals, and yes, if you come there, someone may
stick a gun in your face and take your wallet
from you and maybe beat your wife with a pistol.
But they're not going to seek you out specifically, so
it's really not a big deal. That's a real conversation
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that's how sick the mind of the liberal white woman is.
Understand that she is the true author of American communism.
The American liberal white woman is the author of virtually
all of the destruction you see now, all of it.
It is why it's not just their own kids who
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they're busy transing, it's everything. They are destroyers at their core.
It's a fascinating thing to psychologize. Jesse. I listened to
your podcast the next day and in the middle of
the phone call, the episode ended. Then after a segment
you came back said you got a death threat? Is
that what happened last night? Yeah, we know. I don't
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take calls maybe once a week, sometimes it's once every
couple weeks. We took some of the other night, and
you know, we get death threats. It is what it is.
Dirty comedy scum are what they are. Some guy kept
calling and threatening to kill me, and then he kept
calling back and threatening to kill the phone screener and whatnot. Look,
it is what it is. Remember this always remember violence
is not what the communist does, it's who he is.
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It's who he is. My wife. My wife eats healthy
and lives healthy to the point it can get crazy sometimes.
How crazy, Well, we've had to have revolts in the
house before. She'd only buy us natural deodorant that doesn't work,
and we've screamed up. I stink. So it's that, and
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she's just being wonderful, right, But this is a human
being who when she snacks. I'm sitting there, I'm pounding
tortilla chips into my face and she's over there eating
green beans. This is who she is. She's experimented with
all natural, organic toilet paper. I'm not making that up.
That's a real thing. Being healthy, health conscious is not
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what she does. She's done this for the entire entirety
of her life. She was an elite athlete, as you know,
she was a gymnast at the highest levels. Health is
who she is now. It's in everything she does. It's
built into her. Even if I started working on her
right now, which I don't know why I would want to.
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It's great that she's healthy and tries to keep me
and the boys alive. But even if I want, let's
say I wanted that out of her, I couldn't because
it's been woven into her for forty years. Health is
who she is period. For the communist. Mao has a
famous quote that says, all political power comes from the
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barrel of a gun. For the communist, violence is built
into his nature. And this includes your liberal aunt, Peggy.
This isn't just the street animals you see all over
the highways in the campuses today for the communist, because
he's an anti human, Because for him there is no God.
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Because for him the revolution must continue no matter what.
Violence has to be part of it. He never shies
away from it. It's just natural with them. I've used
this example before, and I've used it because I know
you've seen it before. It doesn't have to be one
of the antifa types. When's the last time you saw
a democrat of any kind, maybe someone you know or
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you're related to online, when they get in an argument
with someone or get mad at somebody, what do they say, Hey,
someone post his address. You've seen it, haven't you. Everyone's
seen it. They all do it. Why, well, what are
you saying someone should reveal where this person lives so
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there's a chance somebody might hurt him. Hey, I don't
like whatever this guy's saying. Whatever he's doing has angered
me to the point that someone should get his address
up there, even your liberal and Peggy'll throw that out there.
Why violence is who the communist is. It's why I've
talked all the time about you and me. I'm pointing
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fingers at me acquiring more physical skills as we move
forward in the society we have here, meaning are you
getting in better shape or worse shape? I've been lazy lately.
I'm not pointing fingers better shape or worse shape. What
do you do, no matter how old you are, what
do you do to improve your self defense? Do you
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carry a weapon? Do you practice with it beyond a
weapon if you're able to do so, if you have
any willingness. When's the last time you threw a punch?
When's the last time you learned how to block a punch?
Just basic self defense? No, I'm not telling you you
have to turn into a Green Beret physically. Are you improving?
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Are you putting that into your children. I actually had
a long talk with one of my sons the other
day that I said, Gee, I think we're gonna start
doing a little more boxing. We're gonna start doing some boxing.
It's time to add these skills that people who run
our institutions are inherently violent, and they understand, as we've
pointed out, they're protected from up on house.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
How are you actively monitoring these protests.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We don't monitor protests, but we do share intelligence about
specific threats of violence.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
What street communists we're not monitoring those. Learn how to
protect yourself. And before we go and move on and
talk about the rear Admiral, he's out there saying something
about cancelation fees. Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's
talk about doing good. I know that times are tough.
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I know they are. Everyone knows it. Now, if we
are able, if you are able. We should keep in
mind that for gold Star families, fallen first responder families,
they don't have some special slush funds set up because
dad never came home. They're hurting worse than most people
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are hurting without wanting to be their single income homes.
Now in the main yourse of income is often the
one who's gone tunnel to towers is out there helping, helping.
When we forget helping, when we get selfish helping, when
we move on, tunnel to towers remains, and all they
ask from you in me is eleven dollars a month.
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Go to T the number two T dot org and
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be back. Jesse Kelly becksion, it is the Jesse Kelly Show,
Oddday Wednesday. I promised you the rear admiral he made
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a major announcement, and here is the major announcement. And man,
this is absolutely terrible, but it sounds good.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Hyatt Secretary Pete Footage Jdge with big news.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So I should have clarified he's home from Eternity Leaf.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Hyatt Secretary Pete budding.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Back from Attorney Leaf. I'm sorry. I hope he's recovering.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Hiatt Secretary Pete Footage Jdge with big news for anyone
who has had a frustrating experience getting your money back
after an issue with your flight, The Biden Harris Administration
is now going to require airlines to give passengers an
automatic cash refund if your flight is canceled or significantly delayed,
and you'll get your fee refunded if your bag doesn't
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arrive in time, or if you don't get a service
that you paid for like Wi Fi. No more refund
run arounds, and no more defaulting to a travel credit
that expires. We're also eliminating hidden fees. Passengers should know
how much it'll add to your total ticket price to
check or carry on a bag, or to change or
cancel your flight.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I wonder if part of the hidden fees they're going
to reveal. I wonder if any part of that is
airlines adding the government intervention fee that will come from
things like this, Because this is one of those things
that morons love the sound of. This is why morons
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are amazing recruits to communism. Morons hear that, and you
know what they think, Wow, I don't like I don't
like that my flight got canceled. I wish they could
have paid me in cash. I don't like that my
flight got delayed for five hours. I should be paid
in cash immediately. Wow. That sounds like a good idea.
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But because they're morons, they don't understand that the airlines,
if they're forced to do things like this, they're then
going to build in the price of that into the
everyone's ticket, everyone's ticket. So air travel, which was already backbreaking,
air travels quickly becoming something that only rich people can do,
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is now going to get even more backbreaking. And the
same morons who are cheering this kind of thing today,
they'll be whining about the airline tickets tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
If that isn't where we are speaking of morons, I'm
going to point something out another, just another quick difference
between the elite scum and the street scum. Remember the
elite scum, they're the ones you should hate the most
because they are the liars. They know their liars. They
don't believe in any of these causes. They're liars. They
know their liars, and they know why they're lying. They're
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lying to manipulate the morons on the bottom. Think of
the street communist scum types as being special needs. And
I don't mean that as being insulting, because special needs
people are freaking wonderful, but that really is how you
need to think of them. Mentally. They're not fully developed.
Maybe it's low IQ, maybe it's bad childhood, maybe it's drugs,
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but they need they need extra These are not fully
developed people, so they're extremely susceptible to lies. Have you
ever had a really stupid friend. I had a really
stupid friend. We paid him five dollars to strip naked
in the middle of a hotel when we were out
of town and run across the hotel lobby slapping his butt.
And he did it because he's stupid. That's why he
did it. Because he's stupid. Therefore he was easy to manipulate.
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This is my Brazinski. This is her on her television show.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Women who need healthcare are going to find themselves in
a bind, to say the least, whether they are pregnant
or not, whether they need a DNC or a termination
or not, there will be procedures they can't get thanks
to Donald Trump. So yes, this is on Trump. You know,
between Donald Trump and Ron De Santis, you've got a
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team there that really made a landscape for women that
is downright dangerous and Republican women and the men who
love them are going to find themselves having to leave
the state just to get basic health care thanks to
Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What state Florida? Where does Micah Brazinski reside with Joe Scarborough?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I know they have a fancy place in the northeast,
But did you know that Mikah Brazinski and Joe Scarborough
reside in Jupiter, Florida. In fact, they spend so much
time there that MSNBC has built them a studio where
they live, so they can do the show from Florida.
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So they love Florida. They prefer to live in Florida. She, however,
will go on camera and spout lies why because she
understands the people out there who need real mental help,
whether they need IQ help or just a therapist or
whatever they need. The street communist scum, they know Mikah
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Brazinski's the elites of the world know that the streets
will hear those marching orders, they'll believe them, and they'll
act on them. You want a great example of this,
here's the here's how the other half lives. I want
you to listen. The audio is a little low, so
might have to turn your radio up a little bit. Chris,
did you monkey with this NYU protest audio at all?
It's a litt little bit low, But all right, here
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here it is what you're about to hear. It's a
young lady. She's at the NYU protest, you know, kill
all the Jews, death through America, that kind of thing.
This is where she is. She's being interviewed. I want
you to listen to this girl, and I do think
and what would you say? Is the main goal with
tonight's sub protest. I think the goal is just showing
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our support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stops. I
honestly don't know all of what NYU's doing. Is there
something that NYU's doing? I really don't know. I'm pretty
sure there. Do you know what ny is doing?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
All?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm gonna stop it there. I'll start it again because
I need to explain which is I'm not really sure?
The guy asked. He said, what's n Yu doing? Well,
I'm not really sure. I don't I don't know. She
turns to her friend, her girlfriend who's right beside her,
and she says, I don't know. Do you know what
NYU is doing? I'll start it from the beginning, and
what would you say is the main goal with tonight's
sub protest? I think the goal is just showing our
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support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stop. I honestly
don't know what. Is there something ny doing? I really
don't know. I'm pretty sure there. Do you know what
ny is doing?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Out?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You know?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Is why are we protesting here?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I think I was more educated.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'm not either. I'll let it keep going. She asks
her friend, will you do you know, why, why are
we what are we doing here? And her friend? Did
you hear her answer? I don't know. I wish I
was more educated. I'll let it continue. I can't. I
was there on that Coombia and we came down and
decided to our support. So I came down. I've heard
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there's lots of tops. Some people were saying it was
getting dangerous. I don't know. I don't even know why
I am here. Well, they told us to come down,
They said some people needed our help. You can make
fun of those two idiots all you want, and believe me,
they deserve your mockery. They really, really do. They deserve
to be mocked into the ground until they're so ashamed
(26:59):
at their stupid that they resolved to be better. But
this is why ninety percent of our hatred should be
reserved for the elite communist scum, for the ones in
the media, for the ones that hear you want to
hear this one. Here's a stat for you. I was
talking to somebody today and we were talking about, you know,
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the Lake and Riley story. Everyone listening knows the Lake
and Riley story, that young college girl beaten to death
by an illegal in Georgia. You know the story, Okay,
you got it. And he was doing some polling out
of Wisconsin. He's polling in the swing state of Wisconsin,
and what he found was the people who know about
the Lake and Riley story, seventy percent of them are
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going to vote against Joe Biden and the upcoming election.
Seventy percent of them are voting for Donald Trump in
the upcoming election. Okay, that's good, right, it's good. You
want to hear how evil the media is. Fifty percent
of the people who live in Wisconsin, however, have never
even heard her name. I don't even know who she is.
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Media covered it up, buried it same way they covered
the Hunter Biden laptop, saying thing the hatred, our hatred
should be reserved for the elites who know they're lying
taking advantage of the idiots at the bottom. That's a fact.
Speaking of idiots, I want to talk to you about
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Fred for a minute, because I saw this article that
there's now a throw flame robot dog. It's called the Therminator,
and the dog has a flamethrower attached, which led me
to think, Wow, it'd be kind of cool to put
a flamethrower on your real dog, not a robat robot dog.
But then it occurred to me that Fred would undoubtedly
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inadvertently burn down the house and roast all of us
alive because he's unable to perform even the most basic tasks,
no matter how many times he's been told that we
do love him, we do. Look, he is good for
one thing. He is good for the wife and kids
to cuddle with. That's what he's good for. He does
love that, and we do hope he's around a long time.
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And that's why we give Fred Roufgreens. We pour Roughgreens
on every single meal. The boys don't even have to
be reminded of it. Why, because they know there's no
nutrition in dog food none. Our dogs have way too
many health problems. Our dogs die way too early because
we give them empty calories with every meal. Pour Roughgreens
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on your dog's food, all natural nutritional supplement. Go to
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or call them eight three three three three my dog.
All right, we have a bunch of headlines I didn't
get to. I need to chop away at next maybe
an email or two. Hang on, it is the Jesse
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Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before
we leave, and then we'll be back tomorrow to do
it again. So don't worry. You can email us while
we're gone Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot Com. We will
tackle everything tomorrow again. He gotta love you, Gotta love
Joe Biden. They keep doing this, They keep writing down
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what he's supposed to do on stage, but they have
to understand the President's not a fully functional adult. He
just has the nuclear codes. You can't allow him to it.
You can't expect him to work around a teleprompter. What
we can do next.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Four more years?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
He was supposed to let him start chanting four more
years more, but they couldn't. He couldn't. He couldn't seem
to get by. Also, we had this pretty insightful little
too teach.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Donald Trump an extreme maga Republic as a valuable lesson.
Don't mess with the moment of America.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Don't mess with the love of America, everybody. Jesse borns
Tartees doctor Dong. He says, I was leaving the gym Saturday,
A did and what A cooked. So I treated myself
to some authentic Mexican cuisine at Chipotle, like you, Ayabla.
I told him I wanted a burrito with dos Carnes.
I added guacamole, and I was shocked when the guy
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rang it up and it was twenty one point fifty five.
This wasn't in California, or this wasn't in New York
or California, but in South Carolina. Thank god that passed
that bill to send more money to Ukraine. Though we
really are in serious trouble. I tell you I right
before the show started, me, Chris Michael, we grubbed out.
Hold on, let me pull this up really quickly. I'll
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tell you exactly what we got, exactly what it costs
here at the office. Hang on, I've got to hear
on my phone. It's very professor. Okay, So we got
one order of mozzarella sticks that can be here or
missed when you get those delivered. Remember, mozzarella sticks give
you a very small window in which to eat them.
Initially they're too hot, you burn your mouth. But then
they'll get too rubbery pretty quickly. They're not as good. Anyway,
(31:58):
we got mozzarella sticks, two sides of buffalo ranch. I
don't know if you know about this, but you need
to take ranch every now and then put some hot
sauce in it and mix it up. Great for fries anyway,
Two sides of buffalo ranch, one order of mozzarella sticks,
foot long cheese steak. That's for me. A. I don't
even know what you call this sandwich. Chris got this
(32:21):
weird sandwich that didn't even have meat on it, I'm
not sure. And Michael got just fried pickles. Now, I
don't want you to think that Michael got the little crispy,
round fried pickles that you or I would enjoy. Michael
apparently prefers the full size pickles. So look, we're not
gonna look just saying that's what they were Michael. Anyway,
(32:44):
So it's pickles, a weirdo vegetarian sandwich, a cheese steak,
two sides of buffalo ranch, one order of mozzarella sticks.
You know how much we paid? Sixty three dollars and
thirty one cents. Normal people are watching their way of life,
their standard of living disappear, absolutely disappear. And look, I know,
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obviously we're talking about a cheese steak and that's not important.
And this guy's burrito from Chipotle is not important. But
watching your standard of living go away as the government
blows all of your money and brags about it, it's
a really big.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Because weekend it reports this is I find it's amazing.
The reports of cheers breaking out of the trenches and
each of Ukraine probably came from one of your folks.
I'm a reporter or someone. I'm not sure it came from,
but they're cheering as they watch the house float and
support for Ukraine. It's not like they don't understand what
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we've done, not like they don't understand how critical this
is for.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
That money for everyone, money for illegals, money for Ukraine,
money for everyone, nothing for you. You can't afford to eat
out anymore. Freaking criminal man criminal uh, Speaking of which
I will admit that I was the one who consumed
the mazzarella sticks and the cheese steak. And now you
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And now here's a headline.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Why go?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
You know, you know the thing headlines We didn't get
to the US quietly shifted long range AA TA CMS
missiles to Ukraine. Yes, very quietly. It's so quiet that
it's now a headline in Reuters. Keep in mind Russia
(35:39):
reads those two not good. Swiss air jet almost collides
with four other planes in a near catastrophe on the
JFK runway. Remember that story we talked about the other
day about the FAA firing nine hundred white applicants because
they passed the tests and they wanted it to be
more diverse. Anyway, enjoy your travel. Joe Biden makes the
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sign of a cross at a pro abortion rally. Yes,
Joe Biden is as Catholic as I am. Joe Biden
doesn't have anything to do with the Church or Catholicism whatsoever.
Joe Biden knows he has to pretend for norm in
norma because old school Democrats they like to think that
Democrats today don't hate America. They need to lie to
(36:25):
themselves about it. So Joe Biden has to pretend to
be Catholic once a year on Easter. And that's why
he'll find himself making the sign of a cross at
a rally that celebrates the butcher of the unborn. Mike
Johnson apologized for Joe Biden, or to Joe Biden for
eye rolls during the State of the Union address. That
is just the most gop thing in history. Joe Biden
(36:47):
will get up and give the most partisan, nasty State
of the Union address in the history of America. That's
even according to CNN and the GOP Speaker of the House.
So sorry, I rolled my eyes. Gosh, gag me. Oh.
Speaking of which, Paul Ryan praises Mike Johnson for allowing
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Democrats to seize the House. Paul Ryan, remember when we
were all campaigning for that guy. He was vice president.
He was gonna be Romney's vice president. What a vile
little snake Paul Ryan turned out to be. Biden administration
sets national goal to cut freight emissions to zero. Yes,
Notice how they're not backing off or slowing down full
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speed ahead all the time. Notice how the communist doesn't
lick his finger and stick it in the air. How
many weeks on abortion? Is the public okay with none
of that full blown destruction at all times? Oh? Speaking
of which, soaring gas prices hit seven dollars and twenty
nine cents a gallon in California. My heart breaks for
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everyone in California who didn't vote for Joe Biden. If
you voted for Joe Biden, I actually think it's larious
you can't afford to drive to work. In fact, you
deserve it. Now. You can email me and you should.
You're welcome to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com is
the email address. We are going to be back tomorrow
to do it again. We will have fun, all right,
(38:17):
that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. We'll dig into a little bit more of
this college campus nonsense here really quickly. Joe Biden lies
all the time, the religion of domination. We're gonna talk
(00:31):
about the elites versus the streets, a little bit more,
some emails, all that and so much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Also
the President of the United States of America. Joe Biden
is the biggest liar to ever occupy the Oval Office.
(00:52):
And they all lie, and yet no one has done it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Like Besides, I used to drive an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I used to drive an eighteen wheeler. Even CNN is
making fun of Joe Biden for that today. At no point,
at no point in his life, did Joe Biden drive
an eighteen wheeler. But like I've said, he's one of
those people. The truth isn't in him. He would rather
(01:23):
tell a lie than the truth. It's come so natural
to him for eighty years that now it's who he is,
it is ingrained in him. This is Biden. You're gonna
hear a little back and forth Biden from twenty twenty
four about the civil rights movement versus Biden in nineteen
eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I got involved when I was a kid in Electropolitan
how to the civil rights.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Movement during the sixties, I was I've started that one
more time for you. You heard what he said when
I was a kid got involved civil rights.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I got involved when I was a kid in Electropolitan
how to the civil rights movements?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Involved in electoral politics out of the civil rights movement.
Here was Joe Biden on camera, like thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
During the sixties, I was, in fact, very concerned about
the civil rights movement. I was not an activist. I
worked at an all black swimming pool in the east
side of Wilmington, Delaware.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I was involved.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I was involved in what they were thinking, what they
were feeling. I was involved, but I was not out marching.
I was not down in Selma, I was not anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He can't help himself, All right, let's let's move on.
I want to talk about something else. This the communist
in his mindset and how much I do admire it.
I was watching a show I forget what I forget
where I was watching it last night. There was a
documentary on last that I was watching it with the wife.
Shut up. This was It wasn't even an old one, Okay,
(02:53):
shut up, Chris. It was actually a documentary on football.
This one was on football. Wasn't on any of the
World Wars stuff that I ever do, but this one
was on University of Florida football, specifically under Urban Meyer.
Maybe you don't like college football, Maybe you don't know
college football. He's one of those coaches who's won a
bunch of games, national championships. He won one for my
(03:14):
buck eyes, great coach, and then some rough personal stuff,
but great coach, so on and so forth. But anyway,
it's talking about Florida under Urban Meyer. And at one
point in time there are people describing urban Meyer and
how for him every single year he has to win
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the national championship or he's unhappy. And keep in mind
there are all these different schools. Think of all the
incredible schools out there football wise. Don't get me wrong,
they're horrible universities and they should all burn to the ground,
but they're they're great football schools. Think of the endless
football schools out They're all over the place. The place.
(04:00):
But for Urban Meyer, it was championship or misery. There
was no in between. No, hey, we kind of we
won the conference title. This year, we won the SEC title.
This year, we won the Big ten title. There was
none of that championship or misery. And I'll tell you something.
This is gonna come back to communism. I'll tell you something.
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I would never want to be that way. Actually, wife
and I were talking about last night while we watched it.
You could just tell, you could tell even in the interview,
this is not a content happy human being. There he was.
He's being interviewed in what looks like some gorgeous, who
knows how many million dollar beach home right on the water.
I'm sure it has the boats and the jet skis,
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and I'm sure it's steak dinners and Swedish bikini models
whenever he I'm sure it's all that stuff. But you
can tell he's so unhappy, so unsettled, so unhappy, And
that really was his permanent state and is his permanent state.
It's everything championship or nothing matters at all. And I
(05:09):
was thinking about that as it relates to American communists,
actually communists in general, and how they think they are
miserable all the time. You know that your liberal ant
Pegy is miserable. The activists you see on TV, in
the streets, on the campuses, everywhere else, they're miserable. They're
never happy, they're never laughing, they're never smiling, They're always
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chanting and yelling and screaming. And even when you catch
them individually, when you get with your liberal aunt Pegy
at Thanksgiving time, is she pleasant to be around, just
a real joy, just to ray of sunshine when she
walks in, or does she walk in and everyone immediately goes,
oh gosh, here we go. She're miserable, isn't she miserable?
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And that is that is one of the reasons you
should be very grateful that you are not a communist,
because they are miserable. How I will say this, there's
a good and bad that comes with everything. Right, that's
the bad part of being a communist, that's the bad
part of being liberal and Peggy she's miserable all the time.
(06:12):
But there is a good for the communis the good
is when you have that mentality, that all or nothing mentality. No,
burn everything down. Now I heard everything, burn it all?
Give me power over everything. When you have that mentality,
you can be very, very very successful. It does result
(06:35):
in championships. You bring urban Meyer into your college, yeah
you're probably gonna have some disciplinary problems. Yeah he's going
to be miserable. Yet all these things are true, You're
probably gonna win a national title because for urban Meyer
and for the American Communist to know, I don't think
he's a communist, but for the American Communist, winning everything
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is the only option. You want an exam. I saw
this today. It was just myam. This guy's name, his
name is Andrew Weissman. He's a legal analyst for MSNBC.
Listen to this, Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What David Pecker said was true.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Sorry, I should have set it up. He's referencing the
Trump trial going on in New York City. I don't
have to give you the background on the ridiculous Trump
trials and the legal persecution, and I don't have to
go you know all that, but anyway, that's what he's referencing.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
What David Pecker said was truly shocking. Jet Let's step back.
What he said was that a media outlet, even if
it's considered maybe a down market media outlet, was in
cahoots with one political candidate. That is what happens in Russia.
That is not what is supposed to happen here.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He's referencing the National Inquirer being kind of on Trump's
side in the election. Now, I know what you're saying,
same thing I'm saying, are you kids? You guys have
every media outlet, every single major major media outlet, every
single one one works exclusively for Joe Biden and against
Donald Trump, against everything Republican, everything right wing. You have
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every single media outlet in your pocket, and you're complaining
that one tabloid rag kind of prefers Donald Trump. What
are you ridiculous? It's not that he's ridiculous. For the communist,
that is egregious. One outlet, even one outlet that doesn't
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take the company line, is the end of the world
for the communist. It is a religion of complete and
total domination. It is a demonic religion of destruction and domination.
You have to understand that about these people. Understand this.
You've heard Democrats complain about the media, haven't you. Joe
(09:05):
Biden does it all the time. Maybe if you guys
would report on how good the economy was. Obama was
famous for this, always complaining about the media. Maybe maybe
your liberal an Peggy complains about the media. I can't
believe they'd let this anti vaccine propaganda on Facebook. Maybe
she complains about it. You should understand, you your complaints
(09:29):
about the media, they're totally legitimate. It's a vile communist profession,
full of apparatics, and it's as responsible for the destruction
of this country as any other institution. But get this,
the democrat in your life who complains about the media,
they are just as sincere in their hatred of the
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media as you are. Why you complain because the media
is ninety nine percent against you? Your liberal ant Peggy
complains because the media is one percent against her. For you,
ninety nine to one seems egregious, outrageous. You can't run
a country like this. For liberal ant Peggy, she feels
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the same way about there being a one percent left
out there. She thinks it's egregious. We can't have a country.
These people have freedom of speech. Somebody stopped them. That's
the reality. All right, we're moving on. You're going to
talk about elites versus streets after I get to some emails.
In fact, I'll get to an email right here. Dear Jesse.
(10:36):
After ten years of marriage, two busy careers, and an
eight year old son, my wife and I cherish every
moment we're alone together. This morning it was one of
those moments. We both woke a few minutes early to
peace and tranquility. At that tender moment, I whispered in
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how to interpret the look on her face that followed,
but since I've never seen it before, I'm gonna say
it was gratitude. And his name is Dan. Dan it
was gratitude, and in fact, I want to invite every
husband and wife tomorrow morning. Wake your spouse up with
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a lovely kiss on the cheek, and once you see
them smile and start to stir, that's when you lean
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Show on a Wednesday. Don't forget. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm gonna get
to a bunch of emails before I get to the rear.
Avril versus the Streets some more, and so many other things. Jesse,
(12:03):
I heard you on Tucker's TCN this evening. You were mesmerizing.
I was mesmerizing. What Chris mind blowing stole the show.
One question from a seventy one year old the anecdote
about a woman from Chicago. You quoted one saying, yes,
if you come to Chicago, you may get robbed, but
you won't get targeted. Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with that word
targeted as an assassination. Uh yeah, that's exactly what she
(12:28):
meant in her mind. In her mind, Yeah, Chicago's overrun
with criminals, and yes, if you come there, someone may
stick a gun in your face and take your wallet
from you and maybe beat your wife with a pistol.
But they're not going to seek you out specifically, so
it's really not a big deal. That's a real conversation
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that's how sick the mind of the liberal white woman is.
Understand that she is the true author of American communism.
The American liberal white woman is the author of virtually
all of the destruction you see now, all of it.
It is why it's not just their own kids who
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they're busy transing, it's everything. They are destroyers at their core.
It's a fascinating thing to psychologize. Jesse. I listened to
your podcast the next day and in the middle of
the phone call, the episode ended. Then after a segment
you came back said you got a death threat? Is
that what happened last night? Yeah, we know. I don't
(13:29):
take calls maybe once a week, sometimes it's once every
couple weeks. We took some of the other night, and
you know, we get death threats. It is what it is.
Dirty comedy scum are what they are. Some guy kept
calling and threatening to kill me, and then he kept
calling back and threatening to kill the phone screener and whatnot. Look,
it is what it is. Remember this always remember violence
is not what the communist does, it's who he is.
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It's who he is. My wife. My wife eats healthy
and lives healthy to the point it can get crazy sometimes.
How crazy, Well, we've had to have revolts in the
house before. She'd only buy us natural deodorant that doesn't work,
and we've screamed up. I stink. So it's that, and
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she's just being wonderful, right, But this is a human
being who when she snacks. I'm sitting there, I'm pounding
tortilla chips into my face and she's over there eating
green beans. This is who she is. She's experimented with
all natural, organic toilet paper. I'm not making that up.
That's a real thing. Being healthy, health conscious is not
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what she does. She's done this for the entire entirety
of her life. She was an elite athlete, as you know,
she was a gymnast at the highest levels. Health is
who she is now. It's in everything she does. It's
built into her. Even if I started working on her
right now, which I don't know why I would want to.
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It's great that she's healthy and tries to keep me
and the boys alive. But even if I want, let's
say I wanted that out of her, I couldn't because
it's been woven into her for forty years. Health is
who she is period. For the communist. Mao has a
famous quote that says, all political power comes from the
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barrel of a gun. For the communist, violence is built
into his nature. And this includes your liberal aunt, Peggy.
This isn't just the street animals you see all over
the highways in the campuses today for the communist, because
he's an anti human, Because for him there is no God.
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Because for him the revolution must continue no matter what.
Violence has to be part of it. He never shies
away from it. It's just natural with them. I've used
this example before, and I've used it because I know
you've seen it before. It doesn't have to be one
of the antifa types. When's the last time you saw
a democrat of any kind, maybe someone you know or
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you're related to online, when they get in an argument
with someone or get mad at somebody, what do they say, Hey,
someone post his address. You've seen it, haven't you. Everyone's
seen it. They all do it. Why, well, what are
you saying someone should reveal where this person lives so
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there's a chance somebody might hurt him. Hey, I don't
like whatever this guy's saying. Whatever he's doing has angered
me to the point that someone should get his address
up there, even your liberal and Peggy'll throw that out there.
Why violence is who the communist is. It's why I've
talked all the time about you and me. I'm pointing
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fingers at me acquiring more physical skills as we move
forward in the society we have here, meaning are you
getting in better shape or worse shape? I've been lazy lately.
I'm not pointing fingers better shape or worse shape. What
do you do, no matter how old you are, what
do you do to improve your self defense? Do you
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carry a weapon? Do you practice with it beyond a
weapon if you're able to do so, if you have
any willingness. When's the last time you threw a punch?
When's the last time you learned how to block a punch?
Just basic self defense? No, I'm not telling you you
have to turn into a Green Beret physically. Are you improving?
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Are you putting that into your children. I actually had
a long talk with one of my sons the other
day that I said, Gee, I think we're gonna start
doing a little more boxing. We're gonna start doing some boxing.
It's time to add these skills that people who run
our institutions are inherently violent, and they understand, as we've
pointed out, they're protected from up on house.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
How are you actively monitoring these protests.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We don't monitor protests, but we do share intelligence about
specific threats of violence.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
What street communists we're not monitoring those. Learn how to
protect yourself. And before we go and move on and
talk about the rear Admiral, he's out there saying something
about cancelation fees. Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's
talk about doing good. I know that times are tough.
(18:30):
I know they are. Everyone knows it. Now, if we
are able, if you are able. We should keep in
mind that for gold Star families, fallen first responder families,
they don't have some special slush funds set up because
dad never came home. They're hurting worse than most people
(18:53):
are hurting without wanting to be their single income homes.
Now in the main yourse of income is often the
one who's gone tunnel to towers is out there helping, helping.
When we forget helping, when we get selfish helping, when
we move on, tunnel to towers remains, and all they
ask from you in me is eleven dollars a month.
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be back. Jesse Kelly becksion, it is the Jesse Kelly Show,
Oddday Wednesday. I promised you the rear admiral he made
(19:40):
a major announcement, and here is the major announcement. And man,
this is absolutely terrible, but it sounds good.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Hyatt Secretary Pete Footage Jdge with big news.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So I should have clarified he's home from Eternity Leaf.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Hyatt Secretary Pete budding.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Back from Attorney Leaf. I'm sorry. I hope he's recovering.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Hiatt Secretary Pete Footage Jdge with big news for anyone
who has had a frustrating experience getting your money back
after an issue with your flight, The Biden Harris Administration
is now going to require airlines to give passengers an
automatic cash refund if your flight is canceled or significantly delayed,
and you'll get your fee refunded if your bag doesn't
(20:17):
arrive in time, or if you don't get a service
that you paid for like Wi Fi. No more refund
run arounds, and no more defaulting to a travel credit
that expires. We're also eliminating hidden fees. Passengers should know
how much it'll add to your total ticket price to
check or carry on a bag, or to change or
cancel your flight.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I wonder if part of the hidden fees they're going
to reveal. I wonder if any part of that is
airlines adding the government intervention fee that will come from
things like this, Because this is one of those things
that morons love the sound of. This is why morons
(20:58):
are amazing recruits to communism. Morons hear that, and you
know what they think, Wow, I don't like I don't
like that my flight got canceled. I wish they could
have paid me in cash. I don't like that my
flight got delayed for five hours. I should be paid
in cash immediately. Wow. That sounds like a good idea.
(21:19):
But because they're morons, they don't understand that the airlines,
if they're forced to do things like this, they're then
going to build in the price of that into the
everyone's ticket, everyone's ticket. So air travel, which was already backbreaking,
air travels quickly becoming something that only rich people can do,
(21:42):
is now going to get even more backbreaking. And the
same morons who are cheering this kind of thing today,
they'll be whining about the airline tickets tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
If that isn't where we are speaking of morons, I'm
going to point something out another, just another quick difference
between the elite scum and the street scum. Remember the
elite scum, they're the ones you should hate the most
because they are the liars. They know their liars. They
don't believe in any of these causes. They're liars. They
know their liars, and they know why they're lying. They're
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lying to manipulate the morons on the bottom. Think of
the street communist scum types as being special needs. And
I don't mean that as being insulting, because special needs
people are freaking wonderful, but that really is how you
need to think of them. Mentally. They're not fully developed.
Maybe it's low IQ, maybe it's bad childhood, maybe it's drugs,
(22:36):
but they need they need extra These are not fully
developed people, so they're extremely susceptible to lies. Have you
ever had a really stupid friend. I had a really
stupid friend. We paid him five dollars to strip naked
in the middle of a hotel when we were out
of town and run across the hotel lobby slapping his butt.
And he did it because he's stupid. That's why he
did it. Because he's stupid. Therefore he was easy to manipulate.
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This is my Brazinski. This is her on her television show.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Women who need healthcare are going to find themselves in
a bind, to say the least, whether they are pregnant
or not, whether they need a DNC or a termination
or not, there will be procedures they can't get thanks
to Donald Trump. So yes, this is on Trump. You know,
between Donald Trump and Ron De Santis, you've got a
(23:27):
team there that really made a landscape for women that
is downright dangerous and Republican women and the men who
love them are going to find themselves having to leave
the state just to get basic health care thanks to
Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What state Florida? Where does Micah Brazinski reside with Joe Scarborough?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I know they have a fancy place in the northeast,
But did you know that Mikah Brazinski and Joe Scarborough
reside in Jupiter, Florida. In fact, they spend so much
time there that MSNBC has built them a studio where
they live, so they can do the show from Florida.
(24:16):
So they love Florida. They prefer to live in Florida. She, however,
will go on camera and spout lies why because she
understands the people out there who need real mental help,
whether they need IQ help or just a therapist or
whatever they need. The street communist scum, they know Mikah
(24:40):
Brazinski's the elites of the world know that the streets
will hear those marching orders, they'll believe them, and they'll
act on them. You want a great example of this,
here's the here's how the other half lives. I want
you to listen. The audio is a little low, so
might have to turn your radio up a little bit. Chris,
did you monkey with this NYU protest audio at all?
It's a litt little bit low, But all right, here
(25:02):
here it is what you're about to hear. It's a
young lady. She's at the NYU protest, you know, kill
all the Jews, death through America, that kind of thing.
This is where she is. She's being interviewed. I want
you to listen to this girl, and I do think
and what would you say? Is the main goal with
tonight's sub protest. I think the goal is just showing
(25:22):
our support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stops. I
honestly don't know all of what NYU's doing. Is there
something that NYU's doing? I really don't know. I'm pretty
sure there. Do you know what ny is doing?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
All?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm gonna stop it there. I'll start it again because
I need to explain which is I'm not really sure?
The guy asked. He said, what's n Yu doing? Well,
I'm not really sure. I don't I don't know. She
turns to her friend, her girlfriend who's right beside her,
and she says, I don't know. Do you know what
NYU is doing? I'll start it from the beginning, and
what would you say is the main goal with tonight's
sub protest? I think the goal is just showing our
(25:57):
support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stop. I honestly
don't know what. Is there something ny doing? I really
don't know. I'm pretty sure there. Do you know what
ny is doing?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Out?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You know?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Is why are we protesting here?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I think I was more educated.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'm not either. I'll let it keep going. She asks
her friend, will you do you know, why, why are
we what are we doing here? And her friend? Did
you hear her answer? I don't know. I wish I
was more educated. I'll let it continue. I can't. I
was there on that Coombia and we came down and
decided to our support. So I came down. I've heard
(26:36):
there's lots of tops. Some people were saying it was
getting dangerous. I don't know. I don't even know why
I am here. Well, they told us to come down,
They said some people needed our help. You can make
fun of those two idiots all you want, and believe me,
they deserve your mockery. They really, really do. They deserve
to be mocked into the ground until they're so ashamed
(26:59):
at their stupid that they resolved to be better. But
this is why ninety percent of our hatred should be
reserved for the elite communist scum, for the ones in
the media, for the ones that hear you want to
hear this one. Here's a stat for you. I was
talking to somebody today and we were talking about, you know,
(27:19):
the Lake and Riley story. Everyone listening knows the Lake
and Riley story, that young college girl beaten to death
by an illegal in Georgia. You know the story, Okay,
you got it. And he was doing some polling out
of Wisconsin. He's polling in the swing state of Wisconsin,
and what he found was the people who know about
the Lake and Riley story, seventy percent of them are
(27:43):
going to vote against Joe Biden and the upcoming election.
Seventy percent of them are voting for Donald Trump in
the upcoming election. Okay, that's good, right, it's good. You
want to hear how evil the media is. Fifty percent
of the people who live in Wisconsin, however, have never
even heard her name. I don't even know who she is.
(28:04):
Media covered it up, buried it same way they covered
the Hunter Biden laptop, saying thing the hatred, our hatred
should be reserved for the elites who know they're lying
taking advantage of the idiots at the bottom. That's a fact.
Speaking of idiots, I want to talk to you about
(28:26):
Fred for a minute, because I saw this article that
there's now a throw flame robot dog. It's called the Therminator,
and the dog has a flamethrower attached, which led me
to think, Wow, it'd be kind of cool to put
a flamethrower on your real dog, not a robat robot dog.
But then it occurred to me that Fred would undoubtedly
(28:47):
inadvertently burn down the house and roast all of us
alive because he's unable to perform even the most basic tasks,
no matter how many times he's been told that we
do love him, we do. Look, he is good for
one thing. He is good for the wife and kids
to cuddle with. That's what he's good for. He does
love that, and we do hope he's around a long time.
(29:08):
And that's why we give Fred Roufgreens. We pour Roughgreens
on every single meal. The boys don't even have to
be reminded of it. Why, because they know there's no
nutrition in dog food none. Our dogs have way too
many health problems. Our dogs die way too early because
we give them empty calories with every meal. Pour Roughgreens
(29:30):
on your dog's food, all natural nutritional supplement. Go to
Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse for a free Jumpstart trial bag,
or call them eight three three three three my dog.
All right, we have a bunch of headlines I didn't
get to. I need to chop away at next maybe
an email or two. Hang on, it is the Jesse
(29:54):
Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before
we leave, and then we'll be back tomorrow to do
it again. So don't worry. You can email us while
we're gone Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot Com. We will
tackle everything tomorrow again. He gotta love you, Gotta love
Joe Biden. They keep doing this, They keep writing down
(30:15):
what he's supposed to do on stage, but they have
to understand the President's not a fully functional adult. He
just has the nuclear codes. You can't allow him to it.
You can't expect him to work around a teleprompter. What
we can do next.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Four more years?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
He was supposed to let him start chanting four more
years more, but they couldn't. He couldn't. He couldn't seem
to get by. Also, we had this pretty insightful little
too teach.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Donald Trump an extreme maga Republic as a valuable lesson.
Don't mess with the moment of America.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Don't mess with the love of America, everybody. Jesse borns
Tartees doctor Dong. He says, I was leaving the gym Saturday,
A did and what A cooked. So I treated myself
to some authentic Mexican cuisine at Chipotle, like you, Ayabla.
I told him I wanted a burrito with dos Carnes.
I added guacamole, and I was shocked when the guy
(31:17):
rang it up and it was twenty one point fifty five.
This wasn't in California, or this wasn't in New York
or California, but in South Carolina. Thank god that passed
that bill to send more money to Ukraine. Though we
really are in serious trouble. I tell you I right
before the show started, me, Chris Michael, we grubbed out.
Hold on, let me pull this up really quickly. I'll
(31:38):
tell you exactly what we got, exactly what it costs
here at the office. Hang on, I've got to hear
on my phone. It's very professor. Okay, So we got
one order of mozzarella sticks that can be here or
missed when you get those delivered. Remember, mozzarella sticks give
you a very small window in which to eat them.
Initially they're too hot, you burn your mouth. But then
they'll get too rubbery pretty quickly. They're not as good. Anyway,
(31:58):
we got mozzarella sticks, two sides of buffalo ranch. I
don't know if you know about this, but you need
to take ranch every now and then put some hot
sauce in it and mix it up. Great for fries anyway,
Two sides of buffalo ranch, one order of mozzarella sticks,
foot long cheese steak. That's for me. A. I don't
even know what you call this sandwich. Chris got this
(32:21):
weird sandwich that didn't even have meat on it, I'm
not sure. And Michael got just fried pickles. Now, I
don't want you to think that Michael got the little crispy,
round fried pickles that you or I would enjoy. Michael
apparently prefers the full size pickles. So look, we're not
gonna look just saying that's what they were Michael. Anyway,
(32:44):
So it's pickles, a weirdo vegetarian sandwich, a cheese steak,
two sides of buffalo ranch, one order of mozzarella sticks.
You know how much we paid? Sixty three dollars and
thirty one cents. Normal people are watching their way of life,
their standard of living disappear, absolutely disappear. And look, I know,
(33:09):
obviously we're talking about a cheese steak and that's not important.
And this guy's burrito from Chipotle is not important. But
watching your standard of living go away as the government
blows all of your money and brags about it, it's
a really big.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Because weekend it reports this is I find it's amazing.
The reports of cheers breaking out of the trenches and
each of Ukraine probably came from one of your folks.
I'm a reporter or someone. I'm not sure it came from,
but they're cheering as they watch the house float and
support for Ukraine. It's not like they don't understand what
(33:46):
we've done, not like they don't understand how critical this
is for.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
That money for everyone, money for illegals, money for Ukraine,
money for everyone, nothing for you. You can't afford to eat
out anymore. Freaking criminal man criminal uh, Speaking of which
I will admit that I was the one who consumed
the mazzarella sticks and the cheese steak. And now you
(34:10):
understand why I need chalk in my life. You see,
I need a place where I can get all the
things my body needs without having to get it from food.
Like I'm some old fashioned person. No, I take a
male vitality stack from chalk because of how it makes
my mind feel. That's that's why I take it I
(34:30):
feel so revved up, so amped up when I take chalk,
and not in a bad way, not in one of
the uncomfortable, sweaty palm way. Sometimes I feel like my
mind is going faster than my mouth sometimes, gentlemen, you
understand it. If your mind is foggy, if you're down,
if you're depressed, these are all symptoms of low testosterone, gentlemen.
(34:51):
And you don't want to needle jabbed into your arm.
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(35:12):
on subscriptions. So go chuck dot com promo code Jesse.
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Why go?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
You know, you know the thing headlines We didn't get
to the US quietly shifted long range AA TA CMS
missiles to Ukraine. Yes, very quietly. It's so quiet that
it's now a headline in Reuters. Keep in mind Russia
(35:39):
reads those two not good. Swiss air jet almost collides
with four other planes in a near catastrophe on the
JFK runway. Remember that story we talked about the other
day about the FAA firing nine hundred white applicants because
they passed the tests and they wanted it to be
more diverse. Anyway, enjoy your travel. Joe Biden makes the
(36:02):
sign of a cross at a pro abortion rally. Yes,
Joe Biden is as Catholic as I am. Joe Biden
doesn't have anything to do with the Church or Catholicism whatsoever.
Joe Biden knows he has to pretend for norm in
norma because old school Democrats they like to think that
Democrats today don't hate America. They need to lie to
(36:25):
themselves about it. So Joe Biden has to pretend to
be Catholic once a year on Easter. And that's why
he'll find himself making the sign of a cross at
a rally that celebrates the butcher of the unborn. Mike
Johnson apologized for Joe Biden, or to Joe Biden for
eye rolls during the State of the Union address. That
is just the most gop thing in history. Joe Biden
(36:47):
will get up and give the most partisan, nasty State
of the Union address in the history of America. That's
even according to CNN and the GOP Speaker of the House.
So sorry, I rolled my eyes. Gosh, gag me. Oh.
Speaking of which, Paul Ryan praises Mike Johnson for allowing
(37:08):
Democrats to seize the House. Paul Ryan, remember when we
were all campaigning for that guy. He was vice president.
He was gonna be Romney's vice president. What a vile
little snake Paul Ryan turned out to be. Biden administration
sets national goal to cut freight emissions to zero. Yes,
Notice how they're not backing off or slowing down full
(37:31):
speed ahead all the time. Notice how the communist doesn't
lick his finger and stick it in the air. How
many weeks on abortion? Is the public okay with none
of that full blown destruction at all times? Oh? Speaking
of which, soaring gas prices hit seven dollars and twenty
nine cents a gallon in California. My heart breaks for
(37:53):
everyone in California who didn't vote for Joe Biden. If
you voted for Joe Biden, I actually think it's larious
you can't afford to drive to work. In fact, you
deserve it. Now. You can email me and you should.
You're welcome to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com is
the email address. We are going to be back tomorrow
to do it again. We will have fun, all right,
(38:17):
that's all
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