April 27, 2024 • 38 mins
The navy seals before the navy seals. History by omission. There still haven’t been any republican response to the Mar-a-Lago raid. He vocal minority doesn’t speak for an entire community. Why do investigations cost so much money? Forced to keep the failures in place.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and asked Doctor Jesse Friday, we're actually talking
about UDT. Someone asked about the UDT the frogmen from
World War Two. Just finishing up little talk on that.
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If you missed any part of it, go download a
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talk about DEI in the movies, real border security, what
do you do if there's no decent option in the
primary living paycheck to paycheck? So much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's
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first pause though, and just have a very very quick
moment of levity. Oh my god, you need more fascist?
You are I'm a professor of economics. Oh gosh. All right,
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back to the UDT guys. All right, so I did
a little background on it. So amphibious landing is really
really difficult. So what these guys would do in World
War two is it would be their job to not
only scout the beach, but clear the obstacles that might
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be in the way. If I all right, there's an island,
just picture any island. There's an island, Well, where do
I even begin? What's the best place to go after it?
What's the best place to attempt an amphibious landing. No
one's gonna radio you and let you know, hey might
want to look here north south east west. Somebody's got
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to bounce around that thing and get close to figure
out where to land. Well, do you think the Germans
or the Japanese are just going to allow you to
do that? So not only do you have to do it,
you have to do it quietly, maybe even at night.
Let me ask you something. I love the water. I
love the ocean, I love lakes, I love all water.
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I love swimming in the ocean. I'd never really feared it.
But you're in the South Pacific with seventeen foot tiger sharks.
You feel like slipping in for a little night swim
and swimming in towards Saipan by the way. Sharks aside,
if the Japanese spotlight you, they're just going to machine
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gun you to death in the water. That's what UDT
guys did. And the underwater obstacles like on d Day
and all over the place in the Pacific. Someone had
to clear out a path, because again they knew you
were coming. They knew someone was coming, and they knew
they had to make it difficult for you. So you'd
have all these underwater concrete or steel things that would
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hang up boats. If your boat gets hung up when
you're cruising in with a bunch of marines, you're dead
and so is everyone on your boat. So they'd have
to go in right before the attack, and they'd have
to attach all kinds of explosives in there, set the
explosives off to bloat, to demo the things out of
the way. In one more than one case, but one
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I can think of specifically in the Pacific. Think how
cool this is. They needed depths of the water too,
because that matters. What's the depth of the water here,
what's the depth of the water there, what's the depth
of the water at two in the afternoon? What is
it at two am? They needed to judge depths and
write down depths. They had the men draw marks on
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themselves every foot, so the men would stand up and
you draw a mark on yourself so you could just
stand up there. That is the kind of crazy stuff
these DT guys did, and they would die obvious seeks.
It was such a dangerous thing, and they were cocky
like navy seals are, and it's awesome. They would leave
messages because there's always a rivalry, right, They leave messages
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on things where they were in that. They leave messages
for the Marines. Hey, youdt one was already here. Just
the heads up, just to rub it in their faces.
These dudes were studs. The lady who wrote in my
grandpa was udt. Your grandpa was a beast in every
positive way you can think of that. Your grandpa was
a beast. Those guys are awesome, all right, Hey, Jesse,
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My girlfriend and I seem to get in arguments when
the main character of a big movie is black and
the producers seem to make an obvious point that he's black.
I'm tired of sitting down to watch a good movie
with a good storyline only to have some hidden assumptions
that black people face more obstacles and so on and
so forth. Seems to me they're trying to sell it.
I'm wondering what your opinion on this is. Well, look,
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it's like anything else. If you force something, it's bad,
it is. It's terrible. Right now, the people who make
America's movies for the most part, view America as being
a hideous racist place, and they view black people as
being horrifically oppressed, and they believe America should be torn
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down and handed out not just to black people, to
everyone who isn't who isn't you know, who isn't white.
That's really what they believe, and it's a really evil, racist,
terrible way of thinking. I personally never look at movies
that way. Like, like a Denzel Washington movie, Denzel Washington's black.
He's probably my favorite actor. You don't hardly ever get
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any of that in Denzel Washington movies. He just makes
good movies. You've seen the equal Eiyzer movies. Those movies
are Sick, Fallen, Denzel Crimson Tide. Denzel Washington has more
sick movies. Plus, his face is very symmetrical like mine is,
and you don't see a lot of them in there,
because that's not who he is supposed to be. Just
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an outstanding dude. But remember when the Communist sits down
to even write a movie, they feel the need to
put that in there. The slow, steady drip of America sucks,
and America sucks and America sucks. I have a buddy,
Jeff Charles is his name is a great dude. He's
been on the show actually before, Jeff Charles black dude,
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and he says, I've heard him lament before publicly. He
hates it that every black movie is about civil rights
or slavery, every one of them, every single one of them. Oh,
here's how oppressed we are, oh slavery. And his take
on it is black people have done incredible things, incredible things,
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and they only make movies about black people getting beat
up and getting the crap kicked out of them and
being slaves and being oppressed. He's like, you could make
a whole bunch of movie. He's about other stuff that
doesn't show that. And he's one of these real, you know,
black activist types. He hates it, he can't stand it.
So no, you're not alone, and yes it's bad, and
yes it's terrible by the way, for the culture. But
this has been going on forever in America with way
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more than just black issues. With everything. I look, well, honestly,
you look at schools today, even good schools, even private schools,
maybe a private religious school of any kind, what do
they teach about American history. I went through it with
my boys in their school. Oh, Dad, we learned about
Andrew Jackson today. What'd you learn about him? Trail of Tears?
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He killed the Indians? Uh? Oh okay, he was a
pow and the Revolutionary War, a hero who probably saved
America in the Battle of New Orleans. Just did any
of that come up in class? Nope, we just learned
he was a bad guy who killed the Indians. This
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history by omission, America by omission, is deeply poisonous, and
it has done so much, so much to create the
insanity you see today. You want to know why so
many younger people and frankly older people. It's been going
on for so long. Why do so many younger people,
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even if they can't really lay it out for you clearly,
why do they think this place sucks? Well, it's not
always overt education. It's not always the fifth grade social
studies teacher standing up there in a Black Lives Matter
t shirt telling them that America pollutes the climate and
America should burn. It's not always that. Again, you can
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present well, picture it this way, picture it this way.
This morning, I got in my midlife crisis car to
drive to work, and as I was backing out of
the driveway, boom boom boob, I ran over a little
old lady, just drove right over in my car. I
thaw it in part. I get out and she's laying
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there dying. She can't breathe. So we get down on
the pavement and I give her CPR and I bring
her back to life. Okay, Now I can tell that
story three different ways. Hey, this morning I ran over
an old woman motor down in my car on the
way to work. Or I can tell the story of Hey,
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this morning, I saved an old woman's life. I gave
her CPR in the middle of the road. Or I
could tell the whole story this morning, I drove over
an old woman, almost killed her. Then I got out,
had to give her CPR, and saved her life. It's
all and how you present everything and more than just
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the teachers the textbooks. This is one of those things.
I did some fascinating interviews on this a couple of
years ago. I should dig more into this so we
all know more. So I know more. The textbook the
American textbook industry uniquely evil and uniquely taken over by communists. Again,
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they saw a choke point. How do we find a
choke point with American education? Let's write the textbooks everyone uses,
so though, do a textbook. That's what the history teacher
is going to teach off of Andrew Jackson. It's one
little paragraph, killed a bunch of Indians, Trail of tears, period,
and a story. That's what your teacher teaches right out
of the textbook. Everyone walks away, But you didn't tell
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the whole story. The whole story never gets told ever.
That's why we have to be better about that. All right,
Let's talk about the economy, economic collapse. Someone wants to
ask about that, and then the border. Before we do
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at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse, and myself at
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I want the economy to collapse. I got a new
job in January twenty twenty, giving me an extra twenty
five cheese a year. Pandemic Biden. Now I'm living paycheck
to paycheck again. I wanted to add a garage to
my house. I figure if the economy collapses, the price
to add a garage will be so much cheaper. She says, thanks.
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Look just know, and I know she's being tongue in cheek.
I've heard this before from people who are well provisioned.
You know, they've made all the preparations with the food
and the AMMO and the gold and everything else. I've
heard this from people who are well off, rich friends.
I don't care. I don't give a crap whatever. Nobody wins,
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nobody wins if things deteriorate all around us. Look even
what we were talking about earlier, when we were laughing
and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing about this later,
Oh my god, you need more fashion. I admit, obviously
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I've been telling you I don't have any sympathy at all.
These are all dirty comedies. I don't care what happens
to them. But this is a bad place to be
as a country. It's bad. Where we are is a
bad place to be. Nobody wins, No one wins in
the end. Here. I'm just taking what little enjoyment I
can possibly take from all this stuff. Hey, Jesse, I admit,
as a barbarian, I may be a little rare that
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said I could cure our border crisis at about ten minutes.
I'd start with a wall flanked by a catapult, and
I'd have on hand cattle brands and so on. You know,
he's obviously being tongue in cheek himself at least I hope.
But you know, the deadly force should be an option
on the board or that's basic border security. And for many,
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for many Americans, we've been so watered down and neutered
and feminized over the years. But you say, you say that,
and even people on the right will recoil in horror
all that we can't do that. That's not who we are. No,
anyone who's ever worked security will tell you if deadly
force isn't part of the equation for the defender, then
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you're not actually securing anything at all, period, end of story.
You're not I want to come in. No you can't.
I'm gonna come in. No, I don't want you to. Eventually,
as things escalate, if I don't have the option to
kill you, then you're simply going to come in. Deadly
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force should be used if necessary to protect the American border. Period.
That's not a wild thing to say at all. Now,
you obviously want it to be common, But the beauty
of that is it doesn't have to be common. You
don't have to take care of business that way. That
many times before the world gets the message that we
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are not the world's open sewer anymore. Right now, the
world believes, rightfully so, that America is the open sewer
where they can dump their buckets. And that's why they're
emptying their prisons, their criminals, their poor people, whatever they
want to get rid of, they're dumping them all here.
Unless we send a message that can't be the case,
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then you can't have a secure border. And if you
don't have a secure border, you don't have a country anymore.
We're filling up our country with people unloyal, disloyal, whatever
however you want to put it, with people who aren't
patriotic at all. They're not grateful to be here. And
we can't survive like that. You cannot survive on ending
illegal immigration. Hey, Jesse, question, if the Supreme Court rules
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against presidential immunity, could Obama be held accountable for the
murder of three American citizens, one of which was a
sixteen year old boy from Aurora, Colorado and Yemen in
twenty eleven. His name is Chuck Oh. We could, yes,
but we won't. See this is the problem. This is
what we were talking about earlier about the right and
nursery rhyme conservatism. Remember what I said when mar Lago
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got raided. When mar Lago got raided, I came on
that night and I was furious. Not for the mar
Lago rat itself. I'm not shocked about that. That's what
commies do. I was furious because there were no Democrats
raided in response, and there still has not been one.
Not a single Democrat arrested, not a single Democrat politician arrested,
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charged with ridiculous crimes, not one. You understand how insane
that is that not one Republican DA in the country,
not one Republican AG in the country responded in kind
to that, that's insane. You understand that to the communist,
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you basically just chum the waters for him. He thinks
he can do that to you, and he knows you're
too much of a sissy to do that back to him.
And we've proved that to the communists over and over
again over the past few years. We're all celebrating right
now because it looks like Trump's going to actually avoid
prison time before the election, which I didn't think was
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going to happen, but in the end will have lost
anyway because no Democrat was indicted in response. So from
now on, Democrats across America, top to bottom, county, DA's
Democrats in congressation doesn't matter where. They know that they
can arrest, they can indict the Republican nominee for president,
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and they know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, they
don't have to fear a response because the right, because
nursery rhyme conservatism, has taught the right that all we
should do was whine about it. This is matt Could
you imagine if we did that? Guys, they've really opened
up Pandora's box. The right also loves to do that,
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to act as if, wow, they've really crossed the line. Here,
haven't crossed any line you ever responded, Well, if you
do that one more time, just wait and see, and
then they do it one more time, and you don't
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
I still can't I still just can't get over this.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And I looked at my mom. I said, Honey, you
haven't said anything. She said, Joey, let me remember true
stories and remember when they were desegregating Lynnfield, the neighborhood
in to us, you know, seventy homes built of suburbia.
And I told you, and there was a black family
moving in, and there was people who are down there protesting.
I told you not to go down there. And you
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went down remember that, and you came got to rest
up me standing on the porch with a black family, right,
and they brought you back the police, And I said, yeah, mom,
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
None of that happened though. Oh gosh, dear Jesse, Chris's sidekick.
He says, can you explain to me, slash us why
the black community community is always fixated on the sins
of slavery? Yet it seems the majority of football basketball
teams from high school to college in the NFL are
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prominently black. Yet all probably wear Nike clothes with Nike's logo.
Yet they had no problem wearing those items made with
slave labor from China? Do they really care? So on
and so forth. Okay, his name is Steve. Okay, first,
the black community is what you said, the black community.
Remember remember this. The loudmouth morons you see on television
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all the time are not representative of every other person
who shares their religion or skin color or anything like that,
and we can fall into real traps because in this society,
what is incentivized here lies anything culturally Marxist. That's what's incentivized. Therefore,
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that's what's plastered all over your television set. Those are
the athletes that get featured out there. That is so
because you turn on the television set and you turn
on CNN and there's some black contributor on CNN Colin Trump,
Hitler and Republicans are part of the KKK. And then
you flip over and it's ESPN and Lebron James just
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chokes away another playoff game and he goes on to
talk about how evil and racist America is while he
wears this Nike apparel. And then you move on to
the next thing, and there's another. You move on to
the next thing. You turn on the Hollywood Awards show
and there's some black actress, hag talking about how she's
been oppressed her whole life, even though now she's worth
five hundred million dollars and has ten mansions. And you're
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sitting there saying to yourself, why is the black community
like this. I know a bunch of black people that
aren't like that. My next door neighbor and I hang
out all the time. He's black as the Ace of
Spas and he never talks about that kind of stuff ever,
talk about our kids, neighborhood, state of the country, border,
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how crazy stuff is border. So just be careful when
you do that black community thing. Remember this, the civil
rights movement back in the seventies was co opted by
the Soviet Union. This is well well documented. You're welcome
to go look all this stuff up. You can go
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back to Obama's mentors. Frank Marshall Davis actually had a
Communist card. The communists because remember it's the religion of
the malcontent. The Soviets recognized that how the segregation in America,
treating Black people like second class citizens, that was an
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opportunity for them to dive on and divide the country.
And since that time, many, many, many, many, many black
communists have become leading voices in what you would call
the black community. Now to your point about the hypocrisy, well,
remember communists don't care about hypocrisy. People will point out
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something like that about all they wear Nike in the
but they say they're against slavery, but they wear Nike
Lebron James doesn't care about China, and he doesn't care
about slavery. The Ron James cares about burning down America.
I don't understand he's a billionaire here. You don't understand
the way these people think he is a race activist.
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He's been influence. He has no idea about this. By
the way, he probably thinks he's some civil rights leader.
He's a cultural Marxist. He's a race activist. He's been
taught that America is the height of all evil. He
has not been taught that China was the heart of
all evil. And therefore he just signs his paycheck and
goes on about his way. But remember, movements aren't necessarily
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representative of everybody who shares that religion or who shares
that skin color. You see some you see some Catholic
on TV spouting off about something stupid. Do you automatically
assume it's Catholics? Is that all Catholics? It's not. And
I'm not saying that's what you did. But you have
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to be careful with that stuff. Yep, be really careful
with that stuff, because what can happen is it can
turn you stupid. I'm not trying to lecture anybody about
your tolerance. You know that's not me. I'm a jerk.
I'm a jerk to everybody. I'm not trying to do that.
But it turns you into an idiot. You see this
all the time now, all the time. You see it
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because all this Palestine Israel stuff is now, you see
it all the time when it comes to Jew Jewish
people now all the time. Yeah, figures the Jews. That's
something the Jews would do. The Jews are behind it all.
Why can't you point out the Jews this and Jews that?
And you ask someone like that a question and they'll
tell you all the Jews did Communism? Really, I guess
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someone should have told Mao that, someone should have told
Polpot about that. Well, there were Jews involved in the
Communist Revolution. Yes there were, there were tongues of Jewish
people in Russia. And yes there were tons of Jews
involved in the Communist Revolution, no question about that, no
question about that. But that you take an entire religion
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and you decide those people are the enemy, Well, what
do you do about all the freedom fighting Jews? What
happens to them? Nothing? What do I do with Chris,
he gets tossed out with the Commis. But it doesn't
make sense. You see, be careful with these all encompassing
terms the black community. Just because Lebron, James and Oprah
says it doesn't mean every black person says. We've got
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all kinds of black people who listen to this show.
They're more our core anti communists than any of us.
Dear Oracle, something's been bothered me. Since the Bill Clinton
Monica Lewinsky investigation. Talking points on the left kept saying,
do you realize the investigation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars?
Then during the Trump Russia hoax, the investigation of the
talking heads or the talking heads on the right kept
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saying the investigation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars. Jesse,
My question to you is, how is it all these
investigations are costing so much money? His name is Joe. Well,
here's why. Government people when they have a special investigation
that comes up, they hire outside firms and they pay
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outside firm prices. So, yeah, you have an AG and
he makes a standard salary whatever an AG would make.
You have a US attorney, he makes whatever a US
attorney would make But then you have the world of
big law. You know, any lawyers, they'll tell you about
big law. What is big law? The major firms, the
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money firms, all over Silicon Valley, all over Wall Street, Oliver,
the major major, major firms. We'll call it producer Chris
and producer Chris. That's like one of these law firms.
What Chris. We're joking anyway, But seriously, the major law
firms and major law firms, they cost a fortune in
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the government pays those prices. So if you want producer
Chris and producer Chris and his law firm to come
do an investigation for you, well, I don't think it's
a surprise to anyone to hear that Chris is gonna
charge you a lot of money. You're not gonna pay
him government or you're not gonna pay him government prices,
or he's not gonna do it. He's gonna say, yeah, sure,
me and my team of twenty lawyers would do it.
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You're gonna pay every single one of us one thousand
dollars an hour. Sound good? And then, of course, because
it's not their money, because they know they're just bloodsucking
the taxpayer for all this money. They say, sure, sounds good.
Here's another contract for you. And of course, surprise, surprise,
senator idiot who chose the law firm producer Chris, producer Chris.
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His niece, of course, will end up getting a job
there right out of law school. You see how it works. Standard,
pretty standard stuff, all right, child labor and so much
more coming up in one final segment. Before we get
to that, let's talk about putting our money where our
morals are with our phones. With everything, really it has
to come from everywhere. But the cell phone. I talk
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about it endlessly because it's the easiest one. The bills
you pay automatically every month. Maybe you pay your power
bill automatically. I don't like to do that because I
like to see if they're ripping me off. But cell
phone bill, that's one of those automatic payments. You go in,
you put in your credit card and just boom automatically
every month. Do you make automatic payments to communism? Verizon
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switch to peer doc what Chris, we can make jokes.
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It's fine, we get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
if you missed me over the weekend, you can send
me an email. I mean, I won't get it until Monday,
but you can send an email Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com.
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I think I might end up doing a little history
on SOLA on Monday. Don't quote me on that. It'd
be Monday or Tuesday. It's gonna depend on whether or
not we have time, so you can buckle up for that.
I forgot to bring up the White House coup story
that's out there today from the New York Post. There
was an attempted coup to remove Corindiversity Higher why, which
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is terrible at her job. They decided not to remove
Corindiversity Higher because she's black and a lesbian, so she
gets to keep her job. Remember, we do have a
great advantage over the Communists. They have to keep failures
in place, and that means in the end they'll probably lose.
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It's one of the things that doomed the Soviet Union.
It was so corrupt and there were so many losers
who got promoted just because they were part of the party.
But those people don't work. Nothing works when you put
those people in charge, and in the end the country collapsed.
So that should make you feel better. Another thing that
should make you feel better is the burn a pistol
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launcher that you have on you right now. You do
have it on you right now, right ah, Jesse. I'm
just driving, you have one with you, right ah, Jesse.
I'm listening to you. When I'm out for a walk,
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and now here's a headline by go you know you
know the thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I
was listening to you talk about child labor the other night.
I'm a young teen. I've often thought about getting a job.
My town hires at sixteen. I'm so annoyed by this.
(33:04):
I can lift at least ten boxes, and yet I
cannot get a job in I know, and that's so much.
Weighs as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving. Doc,
what's a better option for you to pull behind your
RV in your opinion, the fifth wheel kind or the
one with the regular hitch. The fifth wheel is obviously
going to be heavier because fifth wheels are bigger, But
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you do have a little more control over a fifth
wheel because more of the weight is right over the axle.
Those ones you told me, Well, I'll put it to
you like this a shopping cart. Do you have more
control over it when you're leaning over it or when
you're sitting standing in front of it, kind of holding
it behind you with one arm? Fix your a shopping
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cart towing a shopping cart? What's it gonna do behind you?
It's gonna wobble all over the place, right, Not that
a fifth wheel doesn't wobble, but fifth wheel give you
a little more control. Gangbuster, Kelly, I just had a
conversation with someone who said the federal debt doesn't matter.
They can just print more money. This is not the
first time I've heard this. It's passing with a shrug
of the shoulders. I know you've gone over this before,
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but sometimes I need to hear things many times before
I get it. At what point does all this collapse?
When does printing money no longer work? Well? Remember, the
financial collapse is not coming, it's here. We are experiencing it, right, now,
grocery prices are up forty percent, and nobody anywhere is
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even pretending like they're going to go back down. Do
you realize that when the government talks about getting inflation
under control, what they're trying to address now is to
stop it from rising anymore. Not a single person at
the Fed Republican Democrat running for president, not a a
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single person is discussing bringing prices back down forty percent
more for groceries. You're already paying it because we keep
printing our way out of things. The collapse is not
going to just happen at once. It's going to be
a process, and you're in it right now. We're in it.
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We're in the midst of it. This is how it's going,
dear igniter of the Flamers of Freedom, in reference to
Gavin Newsom's pregnancy test ad, why don't Republicans make ads
about events that actually happen, like pastors having their house
swatted by the FBI or whatever. Listen, one, Republicans are
too busy passing foreign aid bills to even worry about
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you and your freedoms in the FBI. That's one two.
These things cost money. Part of the reason pro life
efforts have failed, like in Chicago where they or Chicago
like in Ohio where they passed that pro life constitutional amendment.
Part of the reason pro life efforts fail is they
don't have any money, and communist billionaires love to pour
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money into communist causes, especially abortion causes, so the funding
isn't always there. Remember, we are severely outmatched money wise.
You don't think that because Democrats pretend to be the
party of the poor, but really the party of the billionaire.
Dear what Chris, what kind of sandwich would you make
for a snack slash meal? My favorite kind would be
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a rye turkey, chicken, Swiss cheese, and some frenches yellow mustard.
By the way, I love the show. The best part
is when you yell at Jewish producer Chris well One,
your sandwich is disgusting and I don't know what the
worst part of it is the disgusting rye bread or
the turkey or the Swiss cheese which is average. The
Mustard'll at least give you, but that's disgusting. You want
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a good sandwich for lunch? Nothing nothing tops a hot
Italian sub capa cola salami, some pepperoni, a little avone.
That's Italian Chris for provolone, banana peppers, some onions on
their little Mayo little mustard, and then you toast that
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into a melty, greasy pile of goodness. Oh my gosh,
I'm starving. If we use neurolink to control animals like drones,
what would be the most effective animal? Tiger, polar bear,
gorilla or rat. You're gonna think I'm You're gonna think
I'm lying. A rat? Oh yeah, Tiger be nice, polar
bear or gorilla be nice. But they can also be
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detected and gunned down easily. Imagine if I had an
army of rats, what I could do to your electronics.
We had a rat get in our air conditioning system.
He destroyed that thing. What Chris? What he said? Only
get one? No, well that's fine. Rats breed like you
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can't imagine. All I need is well I guess I
will need too. But what do you know what? Don't
argue Chris anyway, Put your phone down. It's time for
the weekend. Put a smile on your face. Send me
an email Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com if you want.
If you missed a part of the show, we did
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all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and asked Doctor Jesse Friday, we're actually talking
about UDT. Someone asked about the UDT the frogmen from
World War Two. Just finishing up little talk on that.
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If you missed any part of it, go download a
podcasts of the show. iHeart Google, Spotify, iTunes. We're gonna
talk about DEI in the movies, real border security, what
do you do if there's no decent option in the
primary living paycheck to paycheck? So much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's
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first pause though, and just have a very very quick
moment of levity. Oh my god, you need more fascist?
You are I'm a professor of economics. Oh gosh. All right,
(01:22):
back to the UDT guys. All right, so I did
a little background on it. So amphibious landing is really
really difficult. So what these guys would do in World
War two is it would be their job to not
only scout the beach, but clear the obstacles that might
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be in the way. If I all right, there's an island,
just picture any island. There's an island, Well, where do
I even begin? What's the best place to go after it?
What's the best place to attempt an amphibious landing. No
one's gonna radio you and let you know, hey might
want to look here north south east west. Somebody's got
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to bounce around that thing and get close to figure
out where to land. Well, do you think the Germans
or the Japanese are just going to allow you to
do that? So not only do you have to do it,
you have to do it quietly, maybe even at night.
Let me ask you something. I love the water. I
love the ocean, I love lakes, I love all water.
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I love swimming in the ocean. I'd never really feared it.
But you're in the South Pacific with seventeen foot tiger sharks.
You feel like slipping in for a little night swim
and swimming in towards Saipan by the way. Sharks aside,
if the Japanese spotlight you, they're just going to machine
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gun you to death in the water. That's what UDT
guys did. And the underwater obstacles like on d Day
and all over the place in the Pacific. Someone had
to clear out a path, because again they knew you
were coming. They knew someone was coming, and they knew
they had to make it difficult for you. So you'd
have all these underwater concrete or steel things that would
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hang up boats. If your boat gets hung up when
you're cruising in with a bunch of marines, you're dead
and so is everyone on your boat. So they'd have
to go in right before the attack, and they'd have
to attach all kinds of explosives in there, set the
explosives off to bloat, to demo the things out of
the way. In one more than one case, but one
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I can think of specifically in the Pacific. Think how
cool this is. They needed depths of the water too,
because that matters. What's the depth of the water here,
what's the depth of the water there, what's the depth
of the water at two in the afternoon? What is
it at two am? They needed to judge depths and
write down depths. They had the men draw marks on
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themselves every foot, so the men would stand up and
you draw a mark on yourself so you could just
stand up there. That is the kind of crazy stuff
these DT guys did, and they would die obvious seeks.
It was such a dangerous thing, and they were cocky
like navy seals are, and it's awesome. They would leave
messages because there's always a rivalry, right, They leave messages
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on things where they were in that. They leave messages
for the Marines. Hey, youdt one was already here. Just
the heads up, just to rub it in their faces.
These dudes were studs. The lady who wrote in my
grandpa was udt. Your grandpa was a beast in every
positive way you can think of that. Your grandpa was
a beast. Those guys are awesome, all right, Hey, Jesse,
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My girlfriend and I seem to get in arguments when
the main character of a big movie is black and
the producers seem to make an obvious point that he's black.
I'm tired of sitting down to watch a good movie
with a good storyline only to have some hidden assumptions
that black people face more obstacles and so on and
so forth. Seems to me they're trying to sell it.
I'm wondering what your opinion on this is. Well, look,
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it's like anything else. If you force something, it's bad,
it is. It's terrible. Right now, the people who make
America's movies for the most part, view America as being
a hideous racist place, and they view black people as
being horrifically oppressed, and they believe America should be torn
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down and handed out not just to black people, to
everyone who isn't who isn't you know, who isn't white.
That's really what they believe, and it's a really evil, racist,
terrible way of thinking. I personally never look at movies
that way. Like, like a Denzel Washington movie, Denzel Washington's black.
He's probably my favorite actor. You don't hardly ever get
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any of that in Denzel Washington movies. He just makes
good movies. You've seen the equal Eiyzer movies. Those movies
are Sick, Fallen, Denzel Crimson Tide. Denzel Washington has more
sick movies. Plus, his face is very symmetrical like mine is,
and you don't see a lot of them in there,
because that's not who he is supposed to be. Just
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an outstanding dude. But remember when the Communist sits down
to even write a movie, they feel the need to
put that in there. The slow, steady drip of America sucks,
and America sucks and America sucks. I have a buddy,
Jeff Charles is his name is a great dude. He's
been on the show actually before, Jeff Charles black dude,
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and he says, I've heard him lament before publicly. He
hates it that every black movie is about civil rights
or slavery, every one of them, every single one of them. Oh,
here's how oppressed we are, oh slavery. And his take
on it is black people have done incredible things, incredible things,
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and they only make movies about black people getting beat
up and getting the crap kicked out of them and
being slaves and being oppressed. He's like, you could make
a whole bunch of movie. He's about other stuff that
doesn't show that. And he's one of these real, you know,
black activist types. He hates it, he can't stand it.
So no, you're not alone, and yes it's bad, and
yes it's terrible by the way, for the culture. But
this has been going on forever in America with way
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more than just black issues. With everything. I look, well, honestly,
you look at schools today, even good schools, even private schools,
maybe a private religious school of any kind, what do
they teach about American history. I went through it with
my boys in their school. Oh, Dad, we learned about
Andrew Jackson today. What'd you learn about him? Trail of Tears?
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He killed the Indians? Uh? Oh okay, he was a
pow and the Revolutionary War, a hero who probably saved
America in the Battle of New Orleans. Just did any
of that come up in class? Nope, we just learned
he was a bad guy who killed the Indians. This
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history by omission, America by omission, is deeply poisonous, and
it has done so much, so much to create the
insanity you see today. You want to know why so
many younger people and frankly older people. It's been going
on for so long. Why do so many younger people,
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even if they can't really lay it out for you clearly,
why do they think this place sucks? Well, it's not
always overt education. It's not always the fifth grade social
studies teacher standing up there in a Black Lives Matter
t shirt telling them that America pollutes the climate and
America should burn. It's not always that. Again, you can
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present well, picture it this way, picture it this way.
This morning, I got in my midlife crisis car to
drive to work, and as I was backing out of
the driveway, boom boom boob, I ran over a little
old lady, just drove right over in my car. I
thaw it in part. I get out and she's laying
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there dying. She can't breathe. So we get down on
the pavement and I give her CPR and I bring
her back to life. Okay, Now I can tell that
story three different ways. Hey, this morning I ran over
an old woman motor down in my car on the
way to work. Or I can tell the story of Hey,
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this morning, I saved an old woman's life. I gave
her CPR in the middle of the road. Or I
could tell the whole story this morning, I drove over
an old woman, almost killed her. Then I got out,
had to give her CPR, and saved her life. It's
all and how you present everything and more than just
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the teachers the textbooks. This is one of those things.
I did some fascinating interviews on this a couple of
years ago. I should dig more into this so we
all know more. So I know more. The textbook the
American textbook industry uniquely evil and uniquely taken over by communists. Again,
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they saw a choke point. How do we find a
choke point with American education? Let's write the textbooks everyone uses,
so though, do a textbook. That's what the history teacher
is going to teach off of Andrew Jackson. It's one
little paragraph, killed a bunch of Indians, Trail of tears, period,
and a story. That's what your teacher teaches right out
of the textbook. Everyone walks away, But you didn't tell
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the whole story. The whole story never gets told ever.
That's why we have to be better about that. All right,
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I want the economy to collapse. I got a new
job in January twenty twenty, giving me an extra twenty
five cheese a year. Pandemic Biden. Now I'm living paycheck
to paycheck again. I wanted to add a garage to
my house. I figure if the economy collapses, the price
to add a garage will be so much cheaper. She says, thanks.
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Look just know, and I know she's being tongue in cheek.
I've heard this before from people who are well provisioned.
You know, they've made all the preparations with the food
and the AMMO and the gold and everything else. I've
heard this from people who are well off, rich friends.
I don't care. I don't give a crap whatever. Nobody wins,
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nobody wins if things deteriorate all around us. Look even
what we were talking about earlier, when we were laughing
and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing about this later,
Oh my god, you need more fashion. I admit, obviously
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I've been telling you I don't have any sympathy at all.
These are all dirty comedies. I don't care what happens
to them. But this is a bad place to be
as a country. It's bad. Where we are is a
bad place to be. Nobody wins, No one wins in
the end. Here. I'm just taking what little enjoyment I
can possibly take from all this stuff. Hey, Jesse, I admit,
as a barbarian, I may be a little rare that
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said I could cure our border crisis at about ten minutes.
I'd start with a wall flanked by a catapult, and
I'd have on hand cattle brands and so on. You know,
he's obviously being tongue in cheek himself at least I hope.
But you know, the deadly force should be an option
on the board or that's basic border security. And for many,
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for many Americans, we've been so watered down and neutered
and feminized over the years. But you say, you say that,
and even people on the right will recoil in horror
all that we can't do that. That's not who we are. No,
anyone who's ever worked security will tell you if deadly
force isn't part of the equation for the defender, then
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you're not actually securing anything at all, period, end of story.
You're not I want to come in. No you can't.
I'm gonna come in. No, I don't want you to. Eventually,
as things escalate, if I don't have the option to
kill you, then you're simply going to come in. Deadly
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force should be used if necessary to protect the American border. Period.
That's not a wild thing to say at all. Now,
you obviously want it to be common, But the beauty
of that is it doesn't have to be common. You
don't have to take care of business that way. That
many times before the world gets the message that we
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are not the world's open sewer anymore. Right now, the
world believes, rightfully so, that America is the open sewer
where they can dump their buckets. And that's why they're
emptying their prisons, their criminals, their poor people, whatever they
want to get rid of, they're dumping them all here.
Unless we send a message that can't be the case,
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then you can't have a secure border. And if you
don't have a secure border, you don't have a country anymore.
We're filling up our country with people unloyal, disloyal, whatever
however you want to put it, with people who aren't
patriotic at all. They're not grateful to be here. And
we can't survive like that. You cannot survive on ending
illegal immigration. Hey, Jesse, question, if the Supreme Court rules
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against presidential immunity, could Obama be held accountable for the
murder of three American citizens, one of which was a
sixteen year old boy from Aurora, Colorado and Yemen in
twenty eleven. His name is Chuck Oh. We could, yes,
but we won't. See this is the problem. This is
what we were talking about earlier about the right and
nursery rhyme conservatism. Remember what I said when mar Lago
(16:19):
got raided. When mar Lago got raided, I came on
that night and I was furious. Not for the mar
Lago rat itself. I'm not shocked about that. That's what
commies do. I was furious because there were no Democrats
raided in response, and there still has not been one.
Not a single Democrat arrested, not a single Democrat politician arrested,
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charged with ridiculous crimes, not one. You understand how insane
that is that not one Republican DA in the country,
not one Republican AG in the country responded in kind
to that, that's insane. You understand that to the communist,
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you basically just chum the waters for him. He thinks
he can do that to you, and he knows you're
too much of a sissy to do that back to him.
And we've proved that to the communists over and over
again over the past few years. We're all celebrating right
now because it looks like Trump's going to actually avoid
prison time before the election, which I didn't think was
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going to happen, but in the end will have lost
anyway because no Democrat was indicted in response. So from
now on, Democrats across America, top to bottom, county, DA's
Democrats in congressation doesn't matter where. They know that they
can arrest, they can indict the Republican nominee for president,
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and they know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, they
don't have to fear a response because the right, because
nursery rhyme conservatism, has taught the right that all we
should do was whine about it. This is matt Could
you imagine if we did that? Guys, they've really opened
up Pandora's box. The right also loves to do that,
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to act as if, wow, they've really crossed the line. Here,
haven't crossed any line you ever responded, Well, if you
do that one more time, just wait and see, and
then they do it one more time, and you don't
do anything because you're not gonna do anything till that changes.
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
I still can't I still just can't get over this.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And I looked at my mom. I said, Honey, you
haven't said anything. She said, Joey, let me remember true
stories and remember when they were desegregating Lynnfield, the neighborhood
in to us, you know, seventy homes built of suburbia.
And I told you, and there was a black family
moving in, and there was people who are down there protesting.
I told you not to go down there. And you
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went down remember that, and you came got to rest
up me standing on the porch with a black family, right,
and they brought you back the police, And I said, yeah, mom,
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
None of that happened though. Oh gosh, dear Jesse, Chris's sidekick.
He says, can you explain to me, slash us why
the black community community is always fixated on the sins
of slavery? Yet it seems the majority of football basketball
teams from high school to college in the NFL are
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prominently black. Yet all probably wear Nike clothes with Nike's logo.
Yet they had no problem wearing those items made with
slave labor from China? Do they really care? So on
and so forth. Okay, his name is Steve. Okay, first,
the black community is what you said, the black community.
Remember remember this. The loudmouth morons you see on television
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all the time are not representative of every other person
who shares their religion or skin color or anything like that,
and we can fall into real traps because in this society,
what is incentivized here lies anything culturally Marxist. That's what's incentivized. Therefore,
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that's what's plastered all over your television set. Those are
the athletes that get featured out there. That is so
because you turn on the television set and you turn
on CNN and there's some black contributor on CNN Colin Trump,
Hitler and Republicans are part of the KKK. And then
you flip over and it's ESPN and Lebron James just
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chokes away another playoff game and he goes on to
talk about how evil and racist America is while he
wears this Nike apparel. And then you move on to
the next thing, and there's another. You move on to
the next thing. You turn on the Hollywood Awards show
and there's some black actress, hag talking about how she's
been oppressed her whole life, even though now she's worth
five hundred million dollars and has ten mansions. And you're
(22:20):
sitting there saying to yourself, why is the black community
like this. I know a bunch of black people that
aren't like that. My next door neighbor and I hang
out all the time. He's black as the Ace of
Spas and he never talks about that kind of stuff ever,
talk about our kids, neighborhood, state of the country, border,
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how crazy stuff is border. So just be careful when
you do that black community thing. Remember this, the civil
rights movement back in the seventies was co opted by
the Soviet Union. This is well well documented. You're welcome
to go look all this stuff up. You can go
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back to Obama's mentors. Frank Marshall Davis actually had a
Communist card. The communists because remember it's the religion of
the malcontent. The Soviets recognized that how the segregation in America,
treating Black people like second class citizens, that was an
(23:23):
opportunity for them to dive on and divide the country.
And since that time, many, many, many, many, many black
communists have become leading voices in what you would call
the black community. Now to your point about the hypocrisy, well,
remember communists don't care about hypocrisy. People will point out
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something like that about all they wear Nike in the
but they say they're against slavery, but they wear Nike
Lebron James doesn't care about China, and he doesn't care
about slavery. The Ron James cares about burning down America.
I don't understand he's a billionaire here. You don't understand
the way these people think he is a race activist.
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He's been influence. He has no idea about this. By
the way, he probably thinks he's some civil rights leader.
He's a cultural Marxist. He's a race activist. He's been
taught that America is the height of all evil. He
has not been taught that China was the heart of
all evil. And therefore he just signs his paycheck and
goes on about his way. But remember, movements aren't necessarily
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representative of everybody who shares that religion or who shares
that skin color. You see some you see some Catholic
on TV spouting off about something stupid. Do you automatically
assume it's Catholics? Is that all Catholics? It's not. And
I'm not saying that's what you did. But you have
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to be careful with that stuff. Yep, be really careful
with that stuff, because what can happen is it can
turn you stupid. I'm not trying to lecture anybody about
your tolerance. You know that's not me. I'm a jerk.
I'm a jerk to everybody. I'm not trying to do that.
But it turns you into an idiot. You see this
all the time now, all the time. You see it
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because all this Palestine Israel stuff is now, you see
it all the time when it comes to Jew Jewish
people now all the time. Yeah, figures the Jews. That's
something the Jews would do. The Jews are behind it all.
Why can't you point out the Jews this and Jews that?
And you ask someone like that a question and they'll
tell you all the Jews did Communism? Really, I guess
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someone should have told Mao that, someone should have told
Polpot about that. Well, there were Jews involved in the
Communist Revolution. Yes there were, there were tongues of Jewish
people in Russia. And yes there were tons of Jews
involved in the Communist Revolution, no question about that, no
question about that. But that you take an entire religion
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and you decide those people are the enemy, Well, what
do you do about all the freedom fighting Jews? What
happens to them? Nothing? What do I do with Chris,
he gets tossed out with the Commis. But it doesn't
make sense. You see, be careful with these all encompassing
terms the black community. Just because Lebron, James and Oprah
says it doesn't mean every black person says. We've got
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all kinds of black people who listen to this show.
They're more our core anti communists than any of us.
Dear Oracle, something's been bothered me. Since the Bill Clinton
Monica Lewinsky investigation. Talking points on the left kept saying,
do you realize the investigation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars?
Then during the Trump Russia hoax, the investigation of the
talking heads or the talking heads on the right kept
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saying the investigation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars. Jesse,
My question to you is, how is it all these
investigations are costing so much money? His name is Joe. Well,
here's why. Government people when they have a special investigation
that comes up, they hire outside firms and they pay
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outside firm prices. So, yeah, you have an AG and
he makes a standard salary whatever an AG would make.
You have a US attorney, he makes whatever a US
attorney would make But then you have the world of
big law. You know, any lawyers, they'll tell you about
big law. What is big law? The major firms, the
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money firms, all over Silicon Valley, all over Wall Street, Oliver,
the major major, major firms. We'll call it producer Chris
and producer Chris. That's like one of these law firms.
What Chris. We're joking anyway, But seriously, the major law
firms and major law firms, they cost a fortune in
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the government pays those prices. So if you want producer
Chris and producer Chris and his law firm to come
do an investigation for you, well, I don't think it's
a surprise to anyone to hear that Chris is gonna
charge you a lot of money. You're not gonna pay
him government or you're not gonna pay him government prices,
or he's not gonna do it. He's gonna say, yeah, sure,
me and my team of twenty lawyers would do it.
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You're gonna pay every single one of us one thousand
dollars an hour. Sound good? And then, of course, because
it's not their money, because they know they're just bloodsucking
the taxpayer for all this money. They say, sure, sounds good.
Here's another contract for you. And of course, surprise, surprise,
senator idiot who chose the law firm producer Chris, producer Chris.
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His niece, of course, will end up getting a job
there right out of law school. You see how it works. Standard,
pretty standard stuff, all right, child labor and so much
more coming up in one final segment. Before we get
to that, let's talk about putting our money where our
morals are with our phones. With everything, really it has
to come from everywhere. But the cell phone. I talk
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about it endlessly because it's the easiest one. The bills
you pay automatically every month. Maybe you pay your power
bill automatically. I don't like to do that because I
like to see if they're ripping me off. But cell
phone bill, that's one of those automatic payments. You go in,
you put in your credit card and just boom automatically
every month. Do you make automatic payments to communism? Verizon
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is a detestable company. T Mobile. I always rag on Verizon.
T Mobile might be the most detestable company in America.
You can switch to Puretalk and have the same five
G network. You don't sacrifice service, You don't sacrifice anything.
And when you switch today, on top of all the
money you save and you save a pile, you save
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an additional fifty percent off your first month and puretalk.
It's not just that they don't do bad things. They
do good things. They love you. Man pound two five
zero and say Jesse Kelly two five zero, say Jesse Kelly,
switch to peer doc what Chris, we can make jokes.
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It's fine, we get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
if you missed me over the weekend, you can send
me an email. I mean, I won't get it until Monday,
but you can send an email Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com.
(30:30):
I think I might end up doing a little history
on SOLA on Monday. Don't quote me on that. It'd
be Monday or Tuesday. It's gonna depend on whether or
not we have time, so you can buckle up for that.
I forgot to bring up the White House coup story
that's out there today from the New York Post. There
was an attempted coup to remove Corindiversity Higher why, which
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is terrible at her job. They decided not to remove
Corindiversity Higher because she's black and a lesbian, so she
gets to keep her job. Remember, we do have a
great advantage over the Communists. They have to keep failures
in place, and that means in the end they'll probably lose.
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It's one of the things that doomed the Soviet Union.
It was so corrupt and there were so many losers
who got promoted just because they were part of the party.
But those people don't work. Nothing works when you put
those people in charge, and in the end the country collapsed.
So that should make you feel better. Another thing that
should make you feel better is the burn a pistol
(31:39):
launcher that you have on you right now. You do
have it on you right now, right ah, Jesse. I'm
just driving, you have one with you, right ah, Jesse.
I'm listening to you. When I'm out for a walk,
you have one with you, right. Danger comes from everywhere
in this country, everywhere. Burn a pistol launchers are for everyone.
(32:00):
They're legal in all fifty states. There's no permits needed,
no background checks needed. They're non lethal. Whether you carry
lethal like I do, or whether you hate guns, you
need a burnapistol launcher. They shoot pepper balls or tear
gas balls or a mixture of both. Gosh, that's just
so brutal. Sings will save your life, man, great carry
(32:21):
options for everyone, whether you're jogging in the car, go
get a burn a pistol launcher. Hey, mother's day's coming
up soon, wife, daughter, Mom, like to keep her around.
B y r n A burna dot com slash jesse
gets you ten percent off. All right, burna dot com
(32:42):
slash jesse give mom the gift of longer life. All right,
and now here's a headline by go you know you
know the thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I
was listening to you talk about child labor the other night.
I'm a young teen. I've often thought about getting a job.
My town hires at sixteen. I'm so annoyed by this.
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I can lift at least ten boxes, and yet I
cannot get a job in I know, and that's so much.
Weighs as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving. Doc,
what's a better option for you to pull behind your
RV in your opinion, the fifth wheel kind or the
one with the regular hitch. The fifth wheel is obviously
going to be heavier because fifth wheels are bigger, But
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you do have a little more control over a fifth
wheel because more of the weight is right over the axle.
Those ones you told me, Well, I'll put it to
you like this a shopping cart. Do you have more
control over it when you're leaning over it or when
you're sitting standing in front of it, kind of holding
it behind you with one arm? Fix your a shopping
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cart towing a shopping cart? What's it gonna do behind you?
It's gonna wobble all over the place, right, Not that
a fifth wheel doesn't wobble, but fifth wheel give you
a little more control. Gangbuster, Kelly, I just had a
conversation with someone who said the federal debt doesn't matter.
They can just print more money. This is not the
first time I've heard this. It's passing with a shrug
of the shoulders. I know you've gone over this before,
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but sometimes I need to hear things many times before
I get it. At what point does all this collapse?
When does printing money no longer work? Well? Remember, the
financial collapse is not coming, it's here. We are experiencing it, right, now,
grocery prices are up forty percent, and nobody anywhere is
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even pretending like they're going to go back down. Do
you realize that when the government talks about getting inflation
under control, what they're trying to address now is to
stop it from rising anymore. Not a single person at
the Fed Republican Democrat running for president, not a a
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single person is discussing bringing prices back down forty percent
more for groceries. You're already paying it because we keep
printing our way out of things. The collapse is not
going to just happen at once. It's going to be
a process, and you're in it right now. We're in it.
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We're in the midst of it. This is how it's going,
dear igniter of the Flamers of Freedom, in reference to
Gavin Newsom's pregnancy test ad, why don't Republicans make ads
about events that actually happen, like pastors having their house
swatted by the FBI or whatever. Listen, one, Republicans are
too busy passing foreign aid bills to even worry about
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you and your freedoms in the FBI. That's one two.
These things cost money. Part of the reason pro life
efforts have failed, like in Chicago where they or Chicago
like in Ohio where they passed that pro life constitutional amendment.
Part of the reason pro life efforts fail is they
don't have any money, and communist billionaires love to pour
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money into communist causes, especially abortion causes, so the funding
isn't always there. Remember, we are severely outmatched money wise.
You don't think that because Democrats pretend to be the
party of the poor, but really the party of the billionaire.
Dear what Chris, what kind of sandwich would you make
for a snack slash meal? My favorite kind would be
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a rye turkey, chicken, Swiss cheese, and some frenches yellow mustard.
By the way, I love the show. The best part
is when you yell at Jewish producer Chris well One,
your sandwich is disgusting and I don't know what the
worst part of it is the disgusting rye bread or
the turkey or the Swiss cheese which is average. The
Mustard'll at least give you, but that's disgusting. You want
(36:52):
a good sandwich for lunch? Nothing nothing tops a hot
Italian sub capa cola salami, some pepperoni, a little avone.
That's Italian Chris for provolone, banana peppers, some onions on
their little Mayo little mustard, and then you toast that
(37:13):
into a melty, greasy pile of goodness. Oh my gosh,
I'm starving. If we use neurolink to control animals like drones,
what would be the most effective animal? Tiger, polar bear,
gorilla or rat. You're gonna think I'm You're gonna think
I'm lying. A rat? Oh yeah, Tiger be nice, polar
bear or gorilla be nice. But they can also be
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detected and gunned down easily. Imagine if I had an
army of rats, what I could do to your electronics.
We had a rat get in our air conditioning system.
He destroyed that thing. What Chris? What he said? Only
get one? No, well that's fine. Rats breed like you
(37:56):
can't imagine. All I need is well I guess I
will need too. But what do you know what? Don't
argue Chris anyway, Put your phone down. It's time for
the weekend. Put a smile on your face. Send me
an email Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com if you want.
If you missed a part of the show, we did
(38:17):
all kinds of stuff, history stuff. Go download the podcast
i ar Google, Spotify, iTunes, Go live your life, embrace
your family and your community. This weekend medal of Honor
Monday Cometh and that's going to be in a couple
of days, and I will talk to you. Then that's
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