April 29, 2024 • 38 mins
The media isn’t “liberal” or “a little biased” or “to the left” but communist apparatchiks trying to destroy the country. Cement vs concrete. Americas military is built with military families and they are pulling out in droves. The Cuban sandwich is exceptionally unexceptional. You deserve everything you voted for.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com. So Canse you're just now joining us. We
were talking about the subscription model. Why why do businesses
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want you to sign up for a subscription. Gotta get
a subscription, Gotta get a subscription because it creates an
extra step for you to leave, and they don't want
you to leave. They want they want you to stay.
So subscribe and say, friend, subscribe. It's the very common thing.
Everyone wins. You get to stay, you save money. That's
how it usually works. That's that's how it works. You
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want a built in customer base, and you want your
built in customer base to be as large as possible
because then you only have to fill in the gaps.
So you know, let's say we have no quotas here
and the show's great, don't I can't believe what the
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show's doing, so don't worry about me. But let's say
let's say we needed I don't know, pick a number,
one hundred thousand downloads a day. That's what we wanted
one hundred thousand downloads a day. Let's say that was
a goal for somebody, but we were we only had
fifty thousand subscribers. Well that sucks is then we got
to go chase down advertised, try to find a way
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to create fifty thousand new ones every day to get
to our quota. But what if what if we end
up with eighty ninety thousand subscribers. Well, now ain't bad.
Go chase down ten thousand new ones today. Boom, you
met your quota. You're good to go. The military's missing
recruiting marks. And I'm about to tell you why the
military is missing recruiting marks severely because the subscription model
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has failed and people are unsubscribing. So who are these subscribers?
Their traditional military families. That is your recruiting crisis, and
it's getting you at both ends, both ends. Here's what's happening.
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The GWAT veterans, the Global War on Terror veterans who
are in They don't want to go to another class
about how evil white people are. They watched what happened
in Afghanistan. They watched no accountability, no leaders held accountable.
They watched the military lie about it. They watched the
vaccine mandate. So these uber patriotic, hardcore dudes and women
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have watched their service be spit back in their face,
and now they're getting out. We needed them to stay in. Remember,
retention is as as important as recruitment. I need I
need this twelve year gunna re sergeant in the Marine Corps.
He's been in for twelve years. He's been all over
the place, this school and that school, in this post
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and that post, and in his mind he is a
wealth of institutional knowledge. Our first sergeant, you know, I'm
gonna say his name because because whatever. I love the
freaking guy and he's awesome. Devaney was his name, and
he ended up being a sergeant major. He was his beast.
But when he showed up at our company, first Battalion,
seventh Marines, Alpha Company, he brought so much knowledge with
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him because of all the crazy stuff he'd done. He
made the entire company better. Like that one dude shows up,
new training program. Knew this dude, we were doing crap
I never thought I'd do in the Marines. Why institutional
knowledge showed up? Now? What if instead of coming over
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to first Battalion, seventh Marines, Alpha Company, What if he
had to sit through one too many why are you
gay classes? And instead he says, sorry, I'm out. Well,
it's not just that you lose a guy on paper.
He's just a guy's oh okay, he's a senior staff
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and see, oh, but he's still a guy. He's a name,
he's a warm body, whatever social security number. You lost
so much more than one guy. He took all that
institutional knowledge he'd been building forever, that would have been
passed on and then passed on from him, and then
passed on from him, and he left with it. You
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didn't lose a guy. You lost ten thousand men. When
you consider all the training and the training day would
train others and trained here. You lost ten thousand men
that day gone never see him again. And you lost
his children. And I'm not speaking for him, I'm not
saying that specifically, but that guy, that guy who's been
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to all the schools, that colonel that he's been all
the schools, he knows all the leadership, he's done this,
he's done that. You not only lost him. Remember he served,
and his father served, and his father before him, and
his uncle and his great uncles. One of these guys,
they are the subscription model. They just kind of sign
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up because that's what the family's always done. That's your subscriber,
the traditional military family, where it's just kind of assumed
that junior is going to join a branch out of
high school. It's just a matter of whether or not
he likes girls, if he decides the Marine Corps or not.
What chriss. It's fine, but the Gwatt veteran is now
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telling his children not to join. What's happening is so
much worse than just what's happening now, because what's happening
is American citizen, our best. They're unsubscribing. It's bad, and
that's it's a problem, all right, Emails, Finally, Jesse, please
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sing the praises of the Cuban sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say, and then the
backlash is what it is. And when I say backlash,
I'm gonna say it like this. Cuban people have terrible tempers,
absolutely terrible tempers. And everyone knows that I'm a Cuban freak,
like a fan. I mean, I'm just fan. I've always
gotten along with them. They're always anti communists. Their music's
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fun their coffee is the best in the world. Sorry,
of the days, it's best I've ever had, but terrible
tempers to every Cuban, every Cuban friend, male friend of mine,
he's gotten me in a fight. I think every single
one of them has gotten me in a fight with
something that he undoubtedly started. Somebody gave him the side.
I heard something and boom, it's on. Now we're both
waking up the next stay with our lips hanging off.
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That's why so I know these Cubans are gonna pour
the hatred on me when I say this. The Cuban
sandwich is good. It is good. It's not great. It's
not at all what you make it. It's a ham
sandwich with mustard. Let's slow down, Okay, you didn't reinvent
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the wheel. Here, it's a toasted ham sandwich with mustard.
And I understand. I'm gonna have every Cuban in Miami
is typing up an email to me right now telling
me how I have to get down to Little Havana
and I've got this spot here and this spot here,
and don't get me wrong, I'm gonna print all those
emails and go to every one of those places the
next time I'm in Miami. So I do appreciate the suggestions,
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but it's not that great. See that you made my
point for me there, Chris. Chris said, at least it's toasted.
So I'm gonna say something else as long as I made.
All the Cubans in this country matter, and I'm gonna
lay it down right here. You know that nobody likes
cold sandwiches, right everyone has accepted that. Now since I've
told the country no one likes cold sandwiches, nobody does.
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People lie to themselves. No one has ever bitten into
a hot, toasted melty sandwich and said, wow, that would
be so much better if it was cold. It's never happened.
Likes toasted is better, Melty is better. But toasting a
sandwich is also a superpower. You See, this is something
white trash people instinctively know. If me white trash, Jessie,
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if I'm at the house, I'm thirteen, no one's home
and I'm hungry, and let's say we've got some wheat
bread and some spam. Well, I mean spam may not
be the most delicious thing in the world, fresh out
of the can, little slice, little fry, fry maybe even
grab some American cheese, drop a slice of that on there,
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drop it on a toasted bread. You don't even have
to have buns, toasted wheat bread. You're eating like a
Greek god. So that brings me back to the Cuban sandwich.
If it wasn't toasted, it wouldn't even be edible. Wouldn't
he be able? It's good because it's toasted. Even the
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Cubans who were trying to come up with this unique
cuisine that would blow us all away, even the Cubans
looked at that sandwich. You know what happened. I bet
you this happened. I bet you they took a bite
of it too. I bet you they put some mustard
and some ham on it's on on some on a bun,
on some bread, and I bet you they took one
bite of it and said, this sucks. We can't be
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we can't be known for this. This is awful. And
that's when they said, you know what we need, honey, honey,
bring the toaster, and they figured out toast it, melt it,
lie to everyone and act like it's special, and you're
off scot free. That's what happened. Chris, don't shake your head. Now,
let's talk about something else real quick. Before we get
back to the emails. I want to talk to the
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commis burning down to the country and some good news
out of the GOP. I think before we get to that,
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final and told the students to go out protesting. Let's
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You can download the whole thing on ir, Google, Spotify,
and iTunes. Okay, so let's have a very brief talk
here before I get back to some more emails and
way behind about communists and why do they think like
they think? Why do they talk like they talk? USC
professor canceled the final, her final exams. She canceled them,
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and she told the class to go out and do
all this pro pro gaza, kill all the Jews stuff,
and finishes it off with a quote that says beep it.
She used the F word and said free Palestine. And
then I saw Jamal Bowman on the news this weekend.
Remember he's at Nutball Dirty Comedy from New York. He's
gonna lose in his primary, either this time or very soon.
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But for now he's a congressman and he's out there
saying stuff like this, should the United.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
States bring in people from Dusta?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Well, we are a land of immigrants, and we are
a land of asylum seekers, anyone escaping persecution and oppression
and violence.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
The United States has always been to open home to
those people.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
So I just I'm gonna pause because I'm gonna let him.
I'm gonna I'm gonna let him start again at the beginning,
but I want to make sure we're listening with the
right ear here. Remember, communists are lying at all times,
and I'm not saying that to take a shot at them.
It's an evil, demonic religion of destruction that makes everyone
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miserable and kills everybody. That's a very difficult cell. They
know that, so they're lying at all times. Every single
word they use is carefully selected to deceive, and it's
carefully selected to deceive in a way that hides what
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they really want and that uses your values against you.
That's why they choose the words they use to deceive,
to hide what they want and to use your values
against you. That's the way they talk. That's why they
talk the way they talk. And what Jamal Bowman here did,
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he did the greatest example of this in the world.
What's he talking about here? Listen to what he says.
I'll let him start against. Listen to him. Listen as
he describes. Ah, you want to be nice, right.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Bring in people from dust.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well, we are a land of immigrants and we are lie.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'll let him keep going.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
The land of asylum seekers.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Lie, I'll let him keep going.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Anyone escaping persecution.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Mostly these people are not escaping persecution.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And oppression and violence. The United States has always been
open home to those people.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Now, what does Jamal Bowman really want? Jamal Bowman has
been educated, I'm guessing from the earliest years of his life.
But Jamal Bowman has been taught since he was a
little boy most likely to hate this country. The influences
in Jamal Bowman's life, whatever they may have been, educators, adults, parents, aunts, uncles, pastors,
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I don't know. But the people in Jamal Bowman's life
taught him from a very early age that this country
is awful, This country is evil. This country needs to
burn for its racism avava. That's how Jamal Bowman thinks,
but the people who taught him to hate the country
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also taught him this. The American people are not going
to be receptive of you getting up in front of
them and telling them their country is rotted filth and
you want to light it on fire. They're not going
to accept that. So Jamal, you have to learn how
to talk in a different way. How would you do that?
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But how can I burn down a country while sounding nice? Well,
it's really easy. Illegal immigration is the ultimate tool for that.
Simply act like you're the nice guy for a allowing
every illegal immigrant hoarde to pour in across this country
and rot the place. You have to act like you're
just doing the nice thing. You're just doing the right thing.
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Act like anyone who opposes you was somehow hateful or
evil or racist, or whatever the case may be. You
then get to flood America with rapists and murderers. You
get to destroy the education system, the healthcare system, blow
up the budget, completely, wreck poor communities and in the
middle class, and you get to do it all looking
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like the nice guy. When Jamal Bowman goes to sleep,
and when Jamal Bowman wakes up again in the morning,
he thinks about burning down America, then he knows he
has to adjust how he speaks about it because he
knows he needs to try to speak to norm and Norma,
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not you. I'm not worried about you. This would never
work on you, but Norman Norma. When they sit at home,
when they hear sound bites like this, even if they
don't totally agree, what they don't see is a barbarian
trying to roast their country to ash. They don't see that.
That's why they talk the way they talk to the United.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
States bring in people from dust, Well, we are a
land of immigrants, and we are a land of asylum seekers,
anyone escaping persecution and oppression and violence.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The United States has always been to open home to
those people.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
So whether they're coming from Palestine, Honduras, Guatemala, Alosalvado, Mexico, Haiti,
they're coming here to contribute to our economy, which.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Ninety nine point nine percent of them are.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
We've always been a place to open our doors to
immigrants coming here.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So yeah, fully support that.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And also I do just want to point out that
one little bit at the end, ninety nine point nine
percent of them are. They love their fake statistics. They
repeat their fake statistics over and over and over again.
And they do this because it's effective. All right, all right,
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just remember that USC professor kill them all. The most
important thing to do, it's protest. She thinks exactly like
Jamal Bowman. He just uses the language of the norm. Now,
speaking of military matters, Biden said something that's not going
over well, get to some more emails, and how truly
evil the media is. In fact, i'll lead with that,
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but first we're going to talk about our dogs. Let's
talk about keeping our dogs alive and healthy. Friend of
mine just lost his over the weekend. That was particularly awful. Actually,
I think it was Thursday or Friday last week. It's awful.
And just what we sent them, by my life, ten
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, Medal of Honor Monday.
I hope you enjoyed that earlier. Now, let's talk really
quickly about how truly evil the American media is. Remember
when I did that thing on Friday. I'm gonna do
it again. I might keep doing this, Chris. It's just
because it's so brilliant. It is. But Chris, I did
that thing on Friday where I described this story and
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I said, I got in my car this morning on
the way to work, and I backed out of the
driveway and I wasn't looking, and I drove right over
some old man and he was laying there in the
street and he was dying. I parked my car and
I got out, and I gave him CPR and I
saved his life. And I could tell that story three ways.
I could tell you I woke up this morning and
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I backed out of my driveway and I mowed down
some old man. Or I could tell you the story
that I woke up this morning and I old some
old man was dying in the street, and I ran
out there and saved his life. Or I could tell
you the whole story backed out, drove over him, saved
his life. Well, I should have clarified that it's kind
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of evil to tell that story either one of the
first two ways, isn't it Isn't it intentionally deceptive to
tell that story the way I drove over him? They
didn't say you saved him? Is it an intentionally evil
and deceptive to say I saved his life and leave
out the part where he drove over him. Understand that
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the American media, they are not biased. It's not the
liberal media. They are evil. They are the enemy of
all that is good and right in this country. And
these dirty communists who work in the media, they wake
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up every single day and they go to work with
the intention of wrecking this place. They really do you
want you want an example, here's a story for you.
So there were four fourteenagers in Florida between the ages
of fourteen and sixteen. They died. How do they die?
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There was a big police chase. Apparently they were driving
one hundred and eleven miles an hour, and they the
cops did some pit maneuver trying to stop the car, flip,
the car, rolls the car. They all three die. Okay.
The quote teens in scheme masks in a stolen vehicle
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wearing ankle monitors. Okay, so you understand what's going on here.
Scheme masks, all four of them ankle monitors, at least
a couple of them in a stolen vehicle. This is
from the Daily Mail. And this is what I mean
when I say it's not biased, it's not liberal, it's
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not left. It really is an evil force. And I
don't know how to fix it. Do you want to
hear this is verbatim. I'll read verbatim the story I
just read you. Four teenagers, including high school football star,
aged fourteen to sixteen, are killed in horror crash after
cop cruiser used pitt maneuver to stop them speeding at
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one hundred and eleven miles per hour, as horrifying photos
show their mangled wreckage. That's not biased, that's not liberal,
that's not lean's left. That is that's something you write
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when you are trying to start a race war in
this country. That's something you write that down. You take
that story and then act like it was a football
team just leaving football practice on the way to church
and they were driving a little too fast when some
evil cop came and murdered them. You write that description
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of that story when you are an evil liar. Whoever
wrote that should be arrested. They really should be. That
should come with an arrest warrant to deceive the public
that intention. That's how evil these stag on people are. Ah,
and this is you know, it's just some emails, Jesse.
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I love the show. Is a disabled adult? Food prices
keep going up. I wonder if we're able to be
able to afford food in the coming years. Can you
feed the bar for food? Are you seriously you're a
disabled adult and you're worried about feeding yourself. I'm sorry,
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maybe you haven't heard. We have bigger fish to fry
than you and your food.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I'm going to try to help it explain to the
American people that defeating the Russians in Ukraine is the
single most important event going on in the world right now.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Food. I don't know if you've heard there are anti
Semitic protests going on at Columbia. I don't want to
hear about you being able to afford you want to eat.
I'm sorry you want to eat, and by the way,
I don't know why you wouldn't be able to eat.
Are going pretty well.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
As President Biden came into office.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Food prices, for example, are up twenty one percent, and
the average hourly wages are down two and a half percent.
That's from January of twenty twenty one. So now we're
seeing inflation go up again and GDP slowing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
So is this the start of stagflation.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
No. When you look at incomes, incomes are growing faster
than inflation. And when you look at food costs, those
have also stabilized. And what we know to be true
is that input costs are coming down, and one of
the things the President's called on companies to do is
to pass those cost decrease.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Not worried about your food. Everything's great, Ukraine needs money.
Shut up and pay your taxes anyway. Yeah, it is
going to get more expensive. I saw this one. Planned
Parenthood took one point eight billion in taxpayer money in
three years. Well, that can't be right, Hey, Chris I
hate to do this for you on the spot. I
know we're live here. Would you do me a favor
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and look up because this is a headline from the
New York Post. Would you look up if that's true.
I don't know how we could possibly have given Planned
Parenthood one point eight billion in taxpayer money in the
last three years when the GOP defunded it. They did.
The GOP did defund Planned Parenthood, right, because I have
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I mean, I could pull up my phone if you'd like.
I have emails from virtually every congressman, every senator, everyone
running for president, for probably ten years worth of emails
I have on my phone that says very clearly that
they're going to defund Planned Parenthood when we elect them.
So I don't know how we could ever have given
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them one point eight billion when the GOP. Surely they
they followed through on their promise, right, They weren't just
campaigning to use you for your votes. They they really
followed up on that, didn't They must be a misprint.
I guess caught a sore of construction. Oh here we go.
I forgot about this, and this guy's mad at me,
and he has every right to be. I was just
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listening to your Friday show and I wanted to let
you know that you are literally he did that on purpose, Chris,
one of you literally just committed one of my biggest
pet peeves. You were talking about Commed professors of economics
getting slammed to the ground during a protest, and you
mentioned you didn't feel sorry for her getting her face
slammed into the cement. Cement is not what her face
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slammed into. It was concrete. Cement is literally an ingredient
in concrete. I thought a wise vaulting oracle with construction
background would know this. I love the show. Keep changing
people's fly and his name is Dorian. You're right, okay,
you know what. That's fair. That's where I need to
work on my language, the way you need to work
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on your language. It wasn't cement. It was concrete, all right.
And I have an update on the professor. We got
extra audio later on that night. The sense of entitlement
when you spend too much time in Kami University world.
It really is wild to me. This woman as she's
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being handcuffed and led off, she's being asked what she did.
And remember the cop was arresting someone, and she ran
up and hit him in the head. Listen to her.
Here's a little follow up on that from Friday.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Impulsively hit him on the head very lightly to get
his attention. And they grabbed me, threw me to the ground,
and arrested me. And they are now man handling me
without any kind of due process. They are man handling me,
and I'm refusing to call my husband or anybody else
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to help me.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Someone married that woman and it was a dude. A
dude married that woman. No, Chris, he's got to be straight. Now,
he's got to be straight. You know, maybe not. What
kind of a dude would sign up for that kind
of suffering? Why would you do that? It would be
like volunteering to be crucified? What, Chris, Is she a ginger?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't think I got brunette vibes from her. There's
nothing wrong with her. She didn't appear disabled. I don't
think she's a ginger anyway. We have one more segment.
We're going to get to headlines. I didn't get to
here in just a couple of minutes. We have to
do some other things before we get to that. Let's
get to this. Let's save a life. I got email
after email after email, I get I got this one yet, Jesse.
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wife's health conditions, but we've been blessed. Listening to your
Wednesday show just now about abortion not only made me
sick but sad. The joy my two kids have brought
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't forget.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Love, hate,
death threats, ask doctor Jesse questions for Friday. I saw
this that Californians is from post millennial overwhelmingly demand to
return to common sense crime policies. And I just have
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to say, be serious. You can't go vote Democrat every
single time and then think you're going to get crime enforcement.
That's not how it works. And I know there's a
referendum Proposition forty seven out there and I'm sure it'll
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probably pass, but that's not going to do you any
good if you keep voting Democrat every single time. People
still do not understand what is happening and what has
happened to the Democrat Party in this country. And this
is coming from me. I'm not telling anyone to love
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the GOP, which generally sucks. Democrats are America hating communists. Now,
if you elect Democrats in your community, your community will burn.
If you elect Democrats in your state, your state will burn.
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And if you elect Democrats to run your national government,
your national government will burn. Because communists burn things. You
cannot elect a different kind of Democrat, a more reasonable
kind of Democrat. You can't elect a Democrat and then
just kind of vote for a proposition. Okay, I want
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to elect Democrats because I'm a good person, but I
want crime and forced That's not how that works. If
you vote Democrat, you are voting for destruction. And now,
with all the information that is available to us, if
you vote Democrat, you deserve the destruction. If you vote
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Democrats in Los Angeles and you're listening to the sound
of my voice right now, you deserve to get robbed.
You do. You're voting for the policies. That's what you're
voting for. You deserve it, so stop deserving it. Stop
being an idiot, stop voting Democrat for social acceptance or
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because you're some kind of a nutball, and start waking
up to what the party actually stands for. These people
all the authors of our Destruction. They're all out there
now acting as if they didn't write the book. This
is that same NYU professor Scott Galloway. I saw him
on the news.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
This dude was Black Lives Matter this and America sucks
that this dude was COVID lockdowns, vaccinate him, throw the
unvaccinated and quarantine camps, shut down the schools. And now
he's out there today saying stuff like this.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
We have a cohort of young people who aren't having sex,
they aren't getting together, they're more obese, they're more anxious,
and more depressed. People our age are extremely proud to
be American. Eighteen percent of people under the age of
twenty five are extremely proud to be American. What happens
when you don't have the guardrails of a relationship, and
this is what happens to young.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
What happens is a bunch of losers like NYU Professor
Scott Galloway pour anti American poison like Black Lives Matter
into their eyes and ears, and they grow up and
they decide they don't like this place very much. And
when it comes to their anxious they're fat. Oh you
mean it wasn't healthy for an entire generation of children,
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to tell them that a chest cold is going to
kill them, to tell them, don't go to school, don't
go to sports, go sit on your fat butt at
home and stuff the ritos down your face for two years.
Now you're fat. Now you have no friends, Now you
have no social environment whatsoever. You're miserable. And now Scott
Galloway can't figure out what happened. What happened is you,
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you goober. All the authors of our Our Destruction are
acting like they didn't write the book. Unbelievable man. At
least at least me. Anytime I had to spend at home,
which wasn't much because we got to work the whole time,
didn't have to stay home. At least it did mean
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more time in my MyPillow sandals. Though I will say
that that was that was maybe the only beneficial part
of COVID. Every minute you can spend of your day
in my pillow sandals makes your day better. In fact,
Chris Michael, sorry, I believe I'm gonna start wearing that
more and more into the studio here. Why not no
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one ever sees my feet? I should be able to
wear my MyPillow sandals if I want, well, I don't
care if you guys do, that's not my problem. The
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My pillow dot com they have a twenty five dollar
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old Square and used the promo code Jesse or call
eight hundred eighty four five at zero five, four to four.
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Ford loses
one point three billion dollars on electric vehicles in the
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first quarter of twenty twenty four. It is again just
a bunch of money that got blood sucked out of you,
handed out to all these companies. They laid all these
poor workers off. Now the electric vehicles go belly up.
This stuff is just, man, it's bad. Philadelphia based republic
First Bank collapses in the first bank failure of twenty
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twenty four. Let us hope it is the last bank
failure of twenty twenty four, because that's not good. Presidential
brother Jim Biden in kahoots with Katari officials for fun
raising and low backing and loan backing. I heard in
one of these emails he signed himself as Joe's brother. Yeah, sure,
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Joe is hardly involved. College protesters want amnesty at stake tuition,
legal charges, grades, and graduation. I am just having so
much fun watching these evil communist universities have to deal
with the evil little communists they've raised and nurtured. I'm
the only one not rooting for anybody here. I just
think all this is wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Bring me chos
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chaos on the university campuses. They deserve it. The far
rights campaign to explode the population, that's right. According to Politico,
it's a right wing conspiracy theory that you want to
start a family and ugh have babies. This is why
in the end we will win. Remember that Texas Inspections again,
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snairel Snarrol. I didn't know that was a word. That's
a weird said it should be snare, it says Snairow
Chris whatever, Texas Inspections again, snarrow truck traffic at the
Mexican border. What's happening is we don't have enough ports
at our border. We have too many illegals, but not
enough ports, not enough ways for vehicles to get through,
so whenever we start cracking down more on it, it
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actually recks commerce. It's just everything we've done is wrong
everything no wall, but not enough ports of entry, too
many illegals. Essentially, whatever you can do wrong when it
comes to illegal immigration, that's what we've done here in
the United States of America. All Right, we will be back,
we will do it again, and we'll do it right.
All right. I hope you had a good time. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
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were talking about the subscription model. Why why do businesses
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a subscription, Gotta get a subscription because it creates an
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So subscribe and say, friend, subscribe. It's the very common thing.
Everyone wins. You get to stay, you save money. That's
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built in customer base to be as large as possible
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So you know, let's say we have no quotas here
and the show's great, don't I can't believe what the
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let's say we needed I don't know, pick a number,
one hundred thousand downloads a day. That's what we wanted
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Go chase down ten thousand new ones today. Boom, you
met your quota. You're good to go. The military's missing
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has failed and people are unsubscribing. So who are these subscribers?
Their traditional military families. That is your recruiting crisis, and
it's getting you at both ends, both ends. Here's what's happening.
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The GWAT veterans, the Global War on Terror veterans who
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about how evil white people are. They watched what happened
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They watched the military lie about it. They watched the
vaccine mandate. So these uber patriotic, hardcore dudes and women
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have watched their service be spit back in their face,
and now they're getting out. We needed them to stay in. Remember,
retention is as as important as recruitment. I need I
need this twelve year gunna re sergeant in the Marine Corps.
He's been in for twelve years. He's been all over
the place, this school and that school, in this post
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and that post, and in his mind he is a
wealth of institutional knowledge. Our first sergeant, you know, I'm
gonna say his name because because whatever. I love the
freaking guy and he's awesome. Devaney was his name, and
he ended up being a sergeant major. He was his beast.
But when he showed up at our company, first Battalion,
seventh Marines, Alpha Company, he brought so much knowledge with
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him because of all the crazy stuff he'd done. He
made the entire company better. Like that one dude shows up,
new training program. Knew this dude, we were doing crap
I never thought I'd do in the Marines. Why institutional
knowledge showed up? Now? What if instead of coming over
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to first Battalion, seventh Marines, Alpha Company, What if he
had to sit through one too many why are you
gay classes? And instead he says, sorry, I'm out. Well,
it's not just that you lose a guy on paper.
He's just a guy's oh okay, he's a senior staff
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and see, oh, but he's still a guy. He's a name,
he's a warm body, whatever social security number. You lost
so much more than one guy. He took all that
institutional knowledge he'd been building forever, that would have been
passed on and then passed on from him, and then
passed on from him, and he left with it. You
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didn't lose a guy. You lost ten thousand men. When
you consider all the training and the training day would
train others and trained here. You lost ten thousand men
that day gone never see him again. And you lost
his children. And I'm not speaking for him, I'm not
saying that specifically, but that guy, that guy who's been
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to all the schools, that colonel that he's been all
the schools, he knows all the leadership, he's done this,
he's done that. You not only lost him. Remember he served,
and his father served, and his father before him, and
his uncle and his great uncles. One of these guys,
they are the subscription model. They just kind of sign
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up because that's what the family's always done. That's your subscriber,
the traditional military family, where it's just kind of assumed
that junior is going to join a branch out of
high school. It's just a matter of whether or not
he likes girls, if he decides the Marine Corps or not.
What chriss. It's fine, but the Gwatt veteran is now
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telling his children not to join. What's happening is so
much worse than just what's happening now, because what's happening
is American citizen, our best. They're unsubscribing. It's bad, and
that's it's a problem, all right, Emails, Finally, Jesse, please
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sing the praises of the Cuban sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say, and then the
backlash is what it is. And when I say backlash,
I'm gonna say it like this. Cuban people have terrible tempers,
absolutely terrible tempers. And everyone knows that I'm a Cuban freak,
like a fan. I mean, I'm just fan. I've always
gotten along with them. They're always anti communists. Their music's
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fun their coffee is the best in the world. Sorry,
of the days, it's best I've ever had, but terrible
tempers to every Cuban, every Cuban friend, male friend of mine,
he's gotten me in a fight. I think every single
one of them has gotten me in a fight with
something that he undoubtedly started. Somebody gave him the side.
I heard something and boom, it's on. Now we're both
waking up the next stay with our lips hanging off.
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That's why so I know these Cubans are gonna pour
the hatred on me when I say this. The Cuban
sandwich is good. It is good. It's not great. It's
not at all what you make it. It's a ham
sandwich with mustard. Let's slow down, Okay, you didn't reinvent
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the wheel. Here, it's a toasted ham sandwich with mustard.
And I understand. I'm gonna have every Cuban in Miami
is typing up an email to me right now telling
me how I have to get down to Little Havana
and I've got this spot here and this spot here,
and don't get me wrong, I'm gonna print all those
emails and go to every one of those places the
next time I'm in Miami. So I do appreciate the suggestions,
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but it's not that great. See that you made my
point for me there, Chris. Chris said, at least it's toasted.
So I'm gonna say something else as long as I made.
All the Cubans in this country matter, and I'm gonna
lay it down right here. You know that nobody likes
cold sandwiches, right everyone has accepted that. Now since I've
told the country no one likes cold sandwiches, nobody does.
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People lie to themselves. No one has ever bitten into
a hot, toasted melty sandwich and said, wow, that would
be so much better if it was cold. It's never happened.
Likes toasted is better, Melty is better. But toasting a
sandwich is also a superpower. You See, this is something
white trash people instinctively know. If me white trash, Jessie,
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if I'm at the house, I'm thirteen, no one's home
and I'm hungry, and let's say we've got some wheat
bread and some spam. Well, I mean spam may not
be the most delicious thing in the world, fresh out
of the can, little slice, little fry, fry maybe even
grab some American cheese, drop a slice of that on there,
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drop it on a toasted bread. You don't even have
to have buns, toasted wheat bread. You're eating like a
Greek god. So that brings me back to the Cuban sandwich.
If it wasn't toasted, it wouldn't even be edible. Wouldn't
he be able? It's good because it's toasted. Even the
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Cubans who were trying to come up with this unique
cuisine that would blow us all away, even the Cubans
looked at that sandwich. You know what happened. I bet
you this happened. I bet you they took a bite
of it too. I bet you they put some mustard
and some ham on it's on on some on a bun,
on some bread, and I bet you they took one
bite of it and said, this sucks. We can't be
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we can't be known for this. This is awful. And
that's when they said, you know what we need, honey, honey,
bring the toaster, and they figured out toast it, melt it,
lie to everyone and act like it's special, and you're
off scot free. That's what happened. Chris, don't shake your head. Now,
let's talk about something else real quick. Before we get
back to the emails. I want to talk to the
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You can download the whole thing on ir, Google, Spotify,
and iTunes. Okay, so let's have a very brief talk
here before I get back to some more emails and
way behind about communists and why do they think like
they think? Why do they talk like they talk? USC
professor canceled the final, her final exams. She canceled them,
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and she told the class to go out and do
all this pro pro gaza, kill all the Jews stuff,
and finishes it off with a quote that says beep it.
She used the F word and said free Palestine. And
then I saw Jamal Bowman on the news this weekend.
Remember he's at Nutball Dirty Comedy from New York. He's
gonna lose in his primary, either this time or very soon.
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But for now he's a congressman and he's out there
saying stuff like this, should the United.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
States bring in people from Dusta?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Well, we are a land of immigrants, and we are
a land of asylum seekers, anyone escaping persecution and oppression
and violence.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
The United States has always been to open home to
those people.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
So I just I'm gonna pause because I'm gonna let him.
I'm gonna I'm gonna let him start again at the beginning,
but I want to make sure we're listening with the
right ear here. Remember, communists are lying at all times,
and I'm not saying that to take a shot at them.
It's an evil, demonic religion of destruction that makes everyone
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miserable and kills everybody. That's a very difficult cell. They
know that, so they're lying at all times. Every single
word they use is carefully selected to deceive, and it's
carefully selected to deceive in a way that hides what
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they really want and that uses your values against you.
That's why they choose the words they use to deceive,
to hide what they want and to use your values
against you. That's the way they talk. That's why they
talk the way they talk. And what Jamal Bowman here did,
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he did the greatest example of this in the world.
What's he talking about here? Listen to what he says.
I'll let him start against. Listen to him. Listen as
he describes. Ah, you want to be nice, right.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Bring in people from dust.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well, we are a land of immigrants and we are lie.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'll let him keep going.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
The land of asylum seekers.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Lie, I'll let him keep going.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Anyone escaping persecution.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Mostly these people are not escaping persecution.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And oppression and violence. The United States has always been
open home to those people.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Now, what does Jamal Bowman really want? Jamal Bowman has
been educated, I'm guessing from the earliest years of his life.
But Jamal Bowman has been taught since he was a
little boy most likely to hate this country. The influences
in Jamal Bowman's life, whatever they may have been, educators, adults, parents, aunts, uncles, pastors,
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I don't know. But the people in Jamal Bowman's life
taught him from a very early age that this country
is awful, This country is evil. This country needs to
burn for its racism avava. That's how Jamal Bowman thinks,
but the people who taught him to hate the country
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also taught him this. The American people are not going
to be receptive of you getting up in front of
them and telling them their country is rotted filth and
you want to light it on fire. They're not going
to accept that. So Jamal, you have to learn how
to talk in a different way. How would you do that?
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But how can I burn down a country while sounding nice? Well,
it's really easy. Illegal immigration is the ultimate tool for that.
Simply act like you're the nice guy for a allowing
every illegal immigrant hoarde to pour in across this country
and rot the place. You have to act like you're
just doing the nice thing. You're just doing the right thing.
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Act like anyone who opposes you was somehow hateful or
evil or racist, or whatever the case may be. You
then get to flood America with rapists and murderers. You
get to destroy the education system, the healthcare system, blow
up the budget, completely, wreck poor communities and in the
middle class, and you get to do it all looking
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like the nice guy. When Jamal Bowman goes to sleep,
and when Jamal Bowman wakes up again in the morning,
he thinks about burning down America, then he knows he
has to adjust how he speaks about it because he
knows he needs to try to speak to norm and Norma,
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not you. I'm not worried about you. This would never
work on you, but Norman Norma. When they sit at home,
when they hear sound bites like this, even if they
don't totally agree, what they don't see is a barbarian
trying to roast their country to ash. They don't see that.
That's why they talk the way they talk to the United.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
States bring in people from dust, Well, we are a
land of immigrants, and we are a land of asylum seekers,
anyone escaping persecution and oppression and violence.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The United States has always been to open home to
those people.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
So whether they're coming from Palestine, Honduras, Guatemala, Alosalvado, Mexico, Haiti,
they're coming here to contribute to our economy, which.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Ninety nine point nine percent of them are.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
We've always been a place to open our doors to
immigrants coming here.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So yeah, fully support that.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And also I do just want to point out that
one little bit at the end, ninety nine point nine
percent of them are. They love their fake statistics. They
repeat their fake statistics over and over and over again.
And they do this because it's effective. All right, all right,
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just remember that USC professor kill them all. The most
important thing to do, it's protest. She thinks exactly like
Jamal Bowman. He just uses the language of the norm. Now,
speaking of military matters, Biden said something that's not going
over well, get to some more emails, and how truly
evil the media is. In fact, i'll lead with that,
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but first we're going to talk about our dogs. Let's
talk about keeping our dogs alive and healthy. Friend of
mine just lost his over the weekend. That was particularly awful. Actually,
I think it was Thursday or Friday last week. It's awful.
And just what we sent them, by my life, ten
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, Medal of Honor Monday.
I hope you enjoyed that earlier. Now, let's talk really
quickly about how truly evil the American media is. Remember
when I did that thing on Friday. I'm gonna do
it again. I might keep doing this, Chris. It's just
because it's so brilliant. It is. But Chris, I did
that thing on Friday where I described this story and
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I said, I got in my car this morning on
the way to work, and I backed out of the
driveway and I wasn't looking, and I drove right over
some old man and he was laying there in the
street and he was dying. I parked my car and
I got out, and I gave him CPR and I
saved his life. And I could tell that story three ways.
I could tell you I woke up this morning and
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I backed out of my driveway and I mowed down
some old man. Or I could tell you the story
that I woke up this morning and I old some
old man was dying in the street, and I ran
out there and saved his life. Or I could tell
you the whole story backed out, drove over him, saved
his life. Well, I should have clarified that it's kind
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of evil to tell that story either one of the
first two ways, isn't it Isn't it intentionally deceptive to
tell that story the way I drove over him? They
didn't say you saved him? Is it an intentionally evil
and deceptive to say I saved his life and leave
out the part where he drove over him. Understand that
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the American media, they are not biased. It's not the
liberal media. They are evil. They are the enemy of
all that is good and right in this country. And
these dirty communists who work in the media, they wake
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up every single day and they go to work with
the intention of wrecking this place. They really do you
want you want an example, here's a story for you.
So there were four fourteenagers in Florida between the ages
of fourteen and sixteen. They died. How do they die?
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There was a big police chase. Apparently they were driving
one hundred and eleven miles an hour, and they the
cops did some pit maneuver trying to stop the car, flip,
the car, rolls the car. They all three die. Okay.
The quote teens in scheme masks in a stolen vehicle
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wearing ankle monitors. Okay, so you understand what's going on here.
Scheme masks, all four of them ankle monitors, at least
a couple of them in a stolen vehicle. This is
from the Daily Mail. And this is what I mean
when I say it's not biased, it's not liberal, it's
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not left. It really is an evil force. And I
don't know how to fix it. Do you want to
hear this is verbatim. I'll read verbatim the story I
just read you. Four teenagers, including high school football star,
aged fourteen to sixteen, are killed in horror crash after
cop cruiser used pitt maneuver to stop them speeding at
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one hundred and eleven miles per hour, as horrifying photos
show their mangled wreckage. That's not biased, that's not liberal,
that's not lean's left. That is that's something you write
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when you are trying to start a race war in
this country. That's something you write that down. You take
that story and then act like it was a football
team just leaving football practice on the way to church
and they were driving a little too fast when some
evil cop came and murdered them. You write that description
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of that story when you are an evil liar. Whoever
wrote that should be arrested. They really should be. That
should come with an arrest warrant to deceive the public
that intention. That's how evil these stag on people are. Ah,
and this is you know, it's just some emails, Jesse.
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I love the show. Is a disabled adult? Food prices
keep going up. I wonder if we're able to be
able to afford food in the coming years. Can you
feed the bar for food? Are you seriously you're a
disabled adult and you're worried about feeding yourself. I'm sorry,
(24:30):
maybe you haven't heard. We have bigger fish to fry
than you and your food.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I'm going to try to help it explain to the
American people that defeating the Russians in Ukraine is the
single most important event going on in the world right now.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Food. I don't know if you've heard there are anti
Semitic protests going on at Columbia. I don't want to
hear about you being able to afford you want to eat.
I'm sorry you want to eat, and by the way,
I don't know why you wouldn't be able to eat.
Are going pretty well.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
As President Biden came into office.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Food prices, for example, are up twenty one percent, and
the average hourly wages are down two and a half percent.
That's from January of twenty twenty one. So now we're
seeing inflation go up again and GDP slowing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
So is this the start of stagflation.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
No. When you look at incomes, incomes are growing faster
than inflation. And when you look at food costs, those
have also stabilized. And what we know to be true
is that input costs are coming down, and one of
the things the President's called on companies to do is
to pass those cost decrease.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Not worried about your food. Everything's great, Ukraine needs money.
Shut up and pay your taxes anyway. Yeah, it is
going to get more expensive. I saw this one. Planned
Parenthood took one point eight billion in taxpayer money in
three years. Well, that can't be right, Hey, Chris I
hate to do this for you on the spot. I
know we're live here. Would you do me a favor
(25:54):
and look up because this is a headline from the
New York Post. Would you look up if that's true.
I don't know how we could possibly have given Planned
Parenthood one point eight billion in taxpayer money in the
last three years when the GOP defunded it. They did.
The GOP did defund Planned Parenthood, right, because I have
(26:16):
I mean, I could pull up my phone if you'd like.
I have emails from virtually every congressman, every senator, everyone
running for president, for probably ten years worth of emails
I have on my phone that says very clearly that
they're going to defund Planned Parenthood when we elect them.
So I don't know how we could ever have given
(26:37):
them one point eight billion when the GOP. Surely they
they followed through on their promise, right, They weren't just
campaigning to use you for your votes. They they really
followed up on that, didn't They must be a misprint.
I guess caught a sore of construction. Oh here we go.
I forgot about this, and this guy's mad at me,
and he has every right to be. I was just
(26:59):
listening to your Friday show and I wanted to let
you know that you are literally he did that on purpose, Chris,
one of you literally just committed one of my biggest
pet peeves. You were talking about Commed professors of economics
getting slammed to the ground during a protest, and you
mentioned you didn't feel sorry for her getting her face
slammed into the cement. Cement is not what her face
(27:19):
slammed into. It was concrete. Cement is literally an ingredient
in concrete. I thought a wise vaulting oracle with construction
background would know this. I love the show. Keep changing
people's fly and his name is Dorian. You're right, okay,
you know what. That's fair. That's where I need to
work on my language, the way you need to work
(27:41):
on your language. It wasn't cement. It was concrete, all right.
And I have an update on the professor. We got
extra audio later on that night. The sense of entitlement
when you spend too much time in Kami University world.
It really is wild to me. This woman as she's
(28:01):
being handcuffed and led off, she's being asked what she did.
And remember the cop was arresting someone, and she ran
up and hit him in the head. Listen to her.
Here's a little follow up on that from Friday.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Impulsively hit him on the head very lightly to get
his attention. And they grabbed me, threw me to the ground,
and arrested me. And they are now man handling me
without any kind of due process. They are man handling me,
and I'm refusing to call my husband or anybody else
(28:38):
to help me.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Someone married that woman and it was a dude. A
dude married that woman. No, Chris, he's got to be straight. Now,
he's got to be straight. You know, maybe not. What
kind of a dude would sign up for that kind
of suffering? Why would you do that? It would be
like volunteering to be crucified? What, Chris, Is she a ginger?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't think I got brunette vibes from her. There's
nothing wrong with her. She didn't appear disabled. I don't
think she's a ginger anyway. We have one more segment.
We're going to get to headlines. I didn't get to
here in just a couple of minutes. We have to
do some other things before we get to that. Let's
get to this. Let's save a life. I got email
after email after email, I get I got this one yet, Jesse.
(29:29):
Yesterday we just had our first ultrasound to see our
third little miracle. It may not be more than ten
weeks old, but I'm happy to say I'm a proud
dad of three. Yes you are, brother. I never thought
we'd be able to have one kid due to my
wife's health conditions, but we've been blessed. Listening to your
Wednesday show just now about abortion not only made me
sick but sad. The joy my two kids have brought
(29:51):
me makes these sixty five hour work weeks worth it.
Yes it does. Money is tight, but I thought, but
I just donated twenty eight dollars to preborn so that
someone else may feel the joy of seeing that little
one like I did for the first time yesterday. Donating
to preborn, as Grandma Vodka might say, is tick tac
(30:12):
toe a winner?
Speaker 8 (30:13):
This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an
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A winner?
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Do you want to be a winner? Donate twenty eight
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That's what that twenty eight dollars says. It saves a life.
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Speaker 2 (30:49):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't forget.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Love, hate,
death threats, ask doctor Jesse questions for Friday. I saw
this that Californians is from post millennial overwhelmingly demand to
return to common sense crime policies. And I just have
(31:16):
to say, be serious. You can't go vote Democrat every
single time and then think you're going to get crime enforcement.
That's not how it works. And I know there's a
referendum Proposition forty seven out there and I'm sure it'll
(31:36):
probably pass, but that's not going to do you any
good if you keep voting Democrat every single time. People
still do not understand what is happening and what has
happened to the Democrat Party in this country. And this
is coming from me. I'm not telling anyone to love
(31:56):
the GOP, which generally sucks. Democrats are America hating communists. Now,
if you elect Democrats in your community, your community will burn.
If you elect Democrats in your state, your state will burn.
(32:17):
And if you elect Democrats to run your national government,
your national government will burn. Because communists burn things. You
cannot elect a different kind of Democrat, a more reasonable
kind of Democrat. You can't elect a Democrat and then
just kind of vote for a proposition. Okay, I want
(32:38):
to elect Democrats because I'm a good person, but I
want crime and forced That's not how that works. If
you vote Democrat, you are voting for destruction. And now,
with all the information that is available to us, if
you vote Democrat, you deserve the destruction. If you vote
(32:59):
Democrats in Los Angeles and you're listening to the sound
of my voice right now, you deserve to get robbed.
You do. You're voting for the policies. That's what you're
voting for. You deserve it, so stop deserving it. Stop
being an idiot, stop voting Democrat for social acceptance or
(33:19):
because you're some kind of a nutball, and start waking
up to what the party actually stands for. These people
all the authors of our Destruction. They're all out there
now acting as if they didn't write the book. This
is that same NYU professor Scott Galloway. I saw him
on the news.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
This dude was Black Lives Matter this and America sucks
that this dude was COVID lockdowns, vaccinate him, throw the
unvaccinated and quarantine camps, shut down the schools. And now
he's out there today saying stuff like this.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
We have a cohort of young people who aren't having sex,
they aren't getting together, they're more obese, they're more anxious,
and more depressed. People our age are extremely proud to
be American. Eighteen percent of people under the age of
twenty five are extremely proud to be American. What happens
when you don't have the guardrails of a relationship, and
this is what happens to young.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
What happens is a bunch of losers like NYU Professor
Scott Galloway pour anti American poison like Black Lives Matter
into their eyes and ears, and they grow up and
they decide they don't like this place very much. And
when it comes to their anxious they're fat. Oh you
mean it wasn't healthy for an entire generation of children,
(34:33):
to tell them that a chest cold is going to
kill them, to tell them, don't go to school, don't
go to sports, go sit on your fat butt at
home and stuff the ritos down your face for two years.
Now you're fat. Now you have no friends, Now you
have no social environment whatsoever. You're miserable. And now Scott
Galloway can't figure out what happened. What happened is you,
(34:56):
you goober. All the authors of our Our Destruction are
acting like they didn't write the book. Unbelievable man. At
least at least me. Anytime I had to spend at home,
which wasn't much because we got to work the whole time,
didn't have to stay home. At least it did mean
(35:17):
more time in my MyPillow sandals. Though I will say
that that was that was maybe the only beneficial part
of COVID. Every minute you can spend of your day
in my pillow sandals makes your day better. In fact,
Chris Michael, sorry, I believe I'm gonna start wearing that
more and more into the studio here. Why not no
(35:37):
one ever sees my feet? I should be able to
wear my MyPillow sandals if I want, well, I don't
care if you guys do, that's not my problem. The
cleaning ladies don't even speak English. It's no big deal anyway.
My pillow dot com they have a twenty five dollar
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old Square and used the promo code Jesse or call
eight hundred eighty four five at zero five, four to four.
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Ford loses
one point three billion dollars on electric vehicles in the
(36:23):
first quarter of twenty twenty four. It is again just
a bunch of money that got blood sucked out of you,
handed out to all these companies. They laid all these
poor workers off. Now the electric vehicles go belly up.
This stuff is just, man, it's bad. Philadelphia based republic
First Bank collapses in the first bank failure of twenty
(36:48):
twenty four. Let us hope it is the last bank
failure of twenty twenty four, because that's not good. Presidential
brother Jim Biden in kahoots with Katari officials for fun
raising and low backing and loan backing. I heard in
one of these emails he signed himself as Joe's brother. Yeah, sure,
(37:09):
Joe is hardly involved. College protesters want amnesty at stake tuition,
legal charges, grades, and graduation. I am just having so
much fun watching these evil communist universities have to deal
with the evil little communists they've raised and nurtured. I'm
the only one not rooting for anybody here. I just
think all this is wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Bring me chos
(37:33):
chaos on the university campuses. They deserve it. The far
rights campaign to explode the population, that's right. According to Politico,
it's a right wing conspiracy theory that you want to
start a family and ugh have babies. This is why
in the end we will win. Remember that Texas Inspections again,
(37:56):
snairel Snarrol. I didn't know that was a word. That's
a weird said it should be snare, it says Snairow
Chris whatever, Texas Inspections again, snarrow truck traffic at the
Mexican border. What's happening is we don't have enough ports
at our border. We have too many illegals, but not
enough ports, not enough ways for vehicles to get through,
so whenever we start cracking down more on it, it
(38:17):
actually recks commerce. It's just everything we've done is wrong
everything no wall, but not enough ports of entry, too
many illegals. Essentially, whatever you can do wrong when it
comes to illegal immigration, that's what we've done here in
the United States of America. All Right, we will be back,
we will do it again, and we'll do it right.
All right. I hope you had a good time. That's all.
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