May 22, 2024 • 37 mins
Mayorkas trying to preemptively cover his but when his border enforcement leads to the death of untold number of Americans. Illegals from half way across the world are coming to America. Why? How? Failing to understand the enemy.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. You
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and you're they're on the home stretch now.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And here's what we have on tap for tonight on
the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Fanny Willis won her primary.
She's celebrating. We're gonna talk about why these things happen.
We're gonna talk about the apathetic voting public. Why do
ugly things still happen in blue cities in red states.
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There's an illegal in New York watching, some complaints about
the treatment here, some Ukraine Russia talk, a bunch of money,
talk emails. All that and so much more coming up
tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. First, I
need to do something and I need to clarify. I'm
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gonna put the all.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't love disclaimers, but every now and then they're necessary.
I need to put a disclaimer out there before I
go into what I'm about to go into. Life is
too short for fear. Life is too short to hide
under your bed for any reason and be afraid this
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is the only life you have. It's the only one
you're ever gonna have. You're not gonna come back. One
day I was talking about, well, I was talking to
my wife about taking the boys to this place we were
thinking about going. I want to go into the details
of it. It's a country that's got some unrest there
and we wanted to go there and do some things.
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And I was talking to her about it, and I
was at, you're the one that said it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We sure, I mean, we sure, we're comfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And she said, you can't live your life in fear.
So before I go into what I'm about to go into,
I just want to make sure I drive this point home.
What I'm about to say might rattle you a little bit.
Certainly rattles me when I dwell on it too long.
But I don't want you to hold back on anything
in life or not do anything. You know, you can't
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live your life that way, Just like we always talked
about during COVID, you can't live your life that way.
Take your stupid mask off, go play with your friends,
go live your life. If you get sick, pray your
way through it and try to just you know, get
get by but that's how life has to be. So
let's let's dig into this because this is obviously it's
in the news today. There are a few different things
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in the news, and I have some things, some adendums
to add to it. First, Corinniversity Higher she was being
pressed pretty hard today on illegal immigration, and you know,
she went into standard stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
O nation, I've ever access.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
To lawful immigration pathways while expediting access to work authorization
with those who are eligible to President is clear about
where he stands. He believes we are a nation of
immigrants and a nation of laws.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Tell you what that whole nation of immigrants thing. We're
about to have a long talk on that after I'm
done here. So let's just go ahead and circle back
to that. One. May Ork has said something today. Before
I get to what he said, I want to drop
two little tidbits in your lap. Bill mlujin is a
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great Reporter's Fox News reporter. He's a great reporter, diligent
about covering what's happening at the border. He's always down there,
always interviewing, always filming, always putting things out. He had
this little tidbit on where these people come from. Listen
to this and then I have another one you probably
haven't heard yet.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You guys from the country fun, Pakistan, India, India, Turkey, Yeah, Turkey.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
India, India.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Where you guys from Turkey, Turkey, Turkey.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Where you guys from China, China for Ecuador. Where you
guys from India, India, India, India, India, India, Saga Bab India, India, India,
India and India, India, India, India, Indian.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
India, India, Iran, Iran, Iran.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Why'd you come?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
No freedom?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No freedom?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yes, Iran?
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Youuran is venturous contry.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No Iran, China, India, India, India, Iran, China, Pakistan. Okay,
here's another little tidbit. This is not my my reporting.
I want to make sure I give her credit for it.
Brittany Mayor is one of the independent journalists. She's out
of California. She's just wonderful. She's all over this stuff.
Was talking to Brittany and the Chinese males, military age
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males who are coming here. There's a hub in San
Diego where the illegals gather, and then the illegals are
whisked away to all parts of the country. From San
Diego they go to New York, they go to Texas,
they go to Wyoming, they go to Florida, they go
to everywhere. But there's a hub where they gather these
illegals and they whisk them away. But at this hub,
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there is a different system for the Chinese. You see
the Chinese all males military age. They don't hop on
the same catch all buses in planes that everyone from Ecuador,
in India and Pakistan hop on. Chinese people show up.
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We don't know who they are, but Chinese people show
up separately to gather the young military age Chinese males
into their vehicles and take them into the United States
of America. So that's concerning No. And then I heard
this testimony today from Alejandro Majorcis. It's a little long.
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I'll probably let it roun who knows it's me. I'll
probably interrupt it at some point in time. But there's
something he won't say here, And I'll be honest, it's
on my mind.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
And do you think we are safe with the how
poorus the border has become. Are we safer now than
we were before nine to eleven?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
I would say three things, O'Neil. One, I'm incredibly proud
of the men and women of the United States Border
Patrol that risk their lives every day.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
No, I'm are we safe?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, he's filibustering. That's what they do. They try to
answer questions like this so they don't ever have to
get to the nitty gritty of it.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
We say number one, number number two are screening and
vetting capabilities are stronger than they ever have been.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And read.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
The reality is Neil that we and not just the
United States alone, but Western countries are in a heightened
threat environment, especially after the October seventh terrorist attacks by
Hamas against Israel. That has only elevated the threat environment
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in Western countries. And that is why we are as
vigilant as we are twenty four to seven in keeping
our country safe.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, just pause on that. We're Ashaly, gonna circle back
to that. Chris, just dug this one up. I'd forgotten
about this. Good work, Chris. In October of twenty twenty three,
this was Martha McCallum.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
She was Border Patrol sources telling Fox News that dozens
and in some cases hundreds of migrants from the countries
of Iran, Syria, Pakistan, Afghanistan Russia and China have been
caught trying to use this very porous border to ourself
in order to illegally get into the United States. Over
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the course of a couple of weeks this month, so
one hundred and fifty one individuals on the terror watch list,
which began after nine to eleven. They created this list
to keep track of certain individuals that they're very concerned about.
One hundred and fifty one of them have made their
way across the border, and that's more than the total
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of the previous six years combined.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay, now let's play this may Orcus one again and
I want you to listen with this ear. We have
Bill Mlujin on the border and he's not the only
one doing this, talking about people coming from everywhere Iran Pakistan.
We know there are people on the terror watch list
who are coming here. We know things again courtesy of
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Britney Mayer's reporting. We know that the Chinese people we
are getting with other Chinese people not going through the
normal systems and they're being whisked away. And now we
have Alejandro majorcis being pressed many many times about the
safety and he very clearly won't answer the question. So
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I want you to listen again and listen with this ear.
Tomorrow you wake up, I wake up. God forbid, God forbid.
Tomorrow we wake up and there's some awful thing that
has happened in the country. Use your imagination. We've all
seen terror attacks. We all know what they look like.
Anyone of a certain age remembers towers coming down in
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New York City of just awful, awful. Everyone remembers what
that's like. So pick your terrorist attack.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We wake up.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Tomorrow morning, our eyeballs pop out of our head because
something awful has happened. What will happen after that? It's
the same thing that happened after nine eleven. What will
happen after the next major terrorists thing or foreign adversary thing.
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What will happen is the American people will be sad.
The American people will be outraged, and people in government,
people in charge, will be blamed because there will be
so much outrage from the public. There will be congressional hearings,
Senate hearings. There are going to be investigations, just like
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after nine to eleven. Remember that, Hey, did you drop
the ball here? Who dropped the ball there? He talked
to him. How could you not know that these guys
came through the Canadian border. Remember, it was endless, it
was endless.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
How could this happen? How could this happen?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And at these hearings, these this testimony people have to
give in the wake of something like that, people have
their old comments and actions played back for them. We're
going to listen to this Mayorcis thing with a different
ear again in just a moment. Before we do that,
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let's listen to my orcis again. Hang on, Jesse, I'm chilly.
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jesse kellyshow dot com. Back to what we were talking about.
I heard Majorcis being interviewed by Neil Cavudo, and the
reason it jumped out to me is not just the
open border, not the people on the terror watch list,
not that everything else. What Alejandro Majorcis sounds like in
this interview to me, he sounds like a man who
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doesn't want the wrong thing on videotape. He's the head
of DHS. If god forbid, we wake up tomorrow morning
and there's another horrific terrorist attack somewhere, no matter what,
he is going to be public enemy Numero uno, and
he's going to get dragged in front of every hearing
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you can possibly imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
How could you let us happen? What did you do?
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And during this interview he sounds like a man who
doesn't feel like having comments like we're.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Good to go, things aren't that bad.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
He sounds like a man who assumes something bad is
coming and doesn't want his comments thrown back in his face.
That's why he bends over backwards. To avoid a very direct.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Question, do you think we are safe? With the how
POORUS the border has become? Are we safer now than
we were before nine to eleven?
Speaker 8 (14:37):
I would say three things, Aneil. One, I'm incredibly proud
of the men and women of the United States Border
Patrol that risk their lives every day.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
No, are we safe, say number one.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Number number two, are screening and vetting capabilities are stronger
than they have been. And three, the reality is, Neil,
that we and not just the United States alone, but
Western countries are in a heightened threat environment, especially after
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the October seventh terrorist attacks by Hamas against Israel. That
is only elevated the threat environment in Western countries, and
that is why we are as vigilant as we are
twenty four to seven in keeping our country safe.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Sounds a little different when you listen like that, doesn't it.
Does that sound like a man who is diligently trying
to keep America safe? Or does that sound like a
man who's trying to be a little proactive on covering
his rear end for what he worries is coming.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hey, look, international, it's very bad everywhere, certainly not on us.
October seventh, it's scary. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He sounds like a man who's aware that we might
have ourselves a problem here, a big, big, big problem here. Now,
Chris asked during the second time where we just played
may Orcus. Chris said, well, why not stop it? He
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doesn't sound interested in digging in and stopping it and whatnot.
And I realized it was a rhetorical question, But well,
here's the truth. You know it, and I know it.
We do not have a government occupied by people who
are trying to do their duty to America, or do
their duty at all, or have any strain of patriotism
or whatnot. You me, if we were ever put in
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charge of DHS, we may screw something up. We probably would.
We'd make mistakes, as human beings all do. But you
would do your best to protect this country, wouldn't you.
And if something happened under your watch, you would feel sick.
You'd probably resign in disgrace that you had failed at
your job and something had happened. But Alejandro Majorcis doesn't
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share your values. And Alejandro Majorcis understands completely. He is
not put in charge. He was not put in charge
of DHS to protect the country. In fact, it's exactly
the opposite. The Communists put another Communist in charge of
DHS because.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
His job, his job is.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Not to protect America. That's what you want his job
to be. His job is to destroy America. Alejandro Majorcis
anyone who's done any digging in what the Democrats have
done at the border, Alijndro Majorcis is facilitating the illegal
immigration invasion of the United States of America. He is
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paying for it. He is covering up what they're doing.
He's flying people from foreign nations en mass into this country.
The difference is you think Alejandro Majorcis should be protecting
the country. He thinks he's supposed to destroy the country.
And now we have ourselves quite a pickle, don't we.
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And that brings us back to well jobs, the job
you think they should have versus the job they think
they should have. This brings us to Alvin Bragg, Fanny
Willis and others, and we'll come back to the NOURSI
of immigrants stuff. Hang on, he doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right.
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Speaker 2 (19:05):
Let's go back to kind of what we were talking about.
We're switching gears just a little bit. The job we
think they have, the job they should have, versus the
job they think they have.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's really really critical.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
In fact, it's everything, not just in politics, in life,
in relationships, in business, in everything. It's critical to understand
people's motivations. It's the most critical thing in the world.
If you are maybe you're on the dating scene right now,
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you're out there looking for a man looking for a woman,
and you take some dime out on a date. Some
dude sweeps you off your feet and takes you to
Red Lobster before they go out of business, and you
sit down and what are your motivations versus what are
their motiv Let's say you know, you think.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
He's cute, Ah, do you think she's cute.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Let's say you are wanting to settle down one day,
not that night. Of course, you're looking for somebody you
can marry, stay married too, raise babies with, make babies
with that's what you're looking for. If they are just
kind of shopping around, looking to have fun for a
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couple hours on a Friday night over some cheddar Bay biscuits,
well that's something you need to determine immediately. What are
your motivations versus my motivations? Do our motivations align with
each other. The reason the right struggles so mightily to
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understand the communist's mentality is the communist mentality is the
polar opposite of the normal anti communists mentality, and the
normal person on the right can't see to grasp that
at all. You see this like with Alvin Bragg in
New York. We've talked about this so much, this ridiculous
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Trump Show trial going on in New York City, and honestly,
even noormy lawyers admit that this is insane.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's the dumbest case ever, It's absurd, And so what
you see on the right is people laughing at the absurdity,
pointing out the absurdity. Wow, Alvin Bragg looks dumb. This
case is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But Alvin Bragg, what an idiot? Oh, he's so stupid.
Alvin Bragg isn't in this to look good to you.
Alvin Bragg was not elected, he wasn't backed by George
Soros and elected by the Communists in New York City
to look good to you. He's not interested in looking
like a prosecutor who upholds the law. He's not worried
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about looking stupid. Alvin Bragg understands as a Communist, if
he wants to rise in America's Communist party the Democrat Party,
that he must do things to earn that promotion.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He's interested in a place at the Central Committee table.
That's what he wants. Alvin Bragg wants to be a
high ranking Communist. Maybe that's governor or governor of New
York one day. Maybe it's president of the country. Maybe
it's senator or something like that. And therefore, Alvin Bragg
understands he must do certain things. He needs pelts on
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the wall that will get him advanced so he can
one day sit on that Central Committee.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
His motivations and your motivations aren't even they're not even
in the same world. I don't understand why won't he
lock these criminals up, this violent crime, lock these criminals up.
Alvin Bragg wants them on the street.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Alvin Bragg once women raped in New York City.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
He wants people murdered. That's so hard for normal people
to accept. But unless and until you accepted, everything you
see will confuse you. I don't understand. Why would I?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Why don't you understand? I understand perfectly well. How many
headlines we sat here and read. Convicted sex offender let
out on jail with no bail, assaults woman in Central Park?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
How could he do this? Didn't he know that guy?
Of course he knew. That's why he let him go.
Of Course he knew it's what he wanted him to do.
Why is he going after Trump? This trial's ridiculous. Going
after Trump is exactly how you get promoted in America's
Communist Party. Don't believe me. You see what happened in
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Georgia last night with Fanny Willis.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So Fanny Willis, she may she may have equalled Alvin
Bragg in the ridiculousness of the case she was going
to bring against Donald Trump. She was bringing Donald Trump
up on rico charges. You charge the Gambino family with
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rico charges. She was bringing Donald Trump up on rico charges,
and you should know if we got the wrong jury,
and we very well may have in Fulton County, Donald Trump,
that was what was going to send him to prison
before the election. Because of the way Georgia's elections are
trials work. Your appeals process is in prison, pow the
second day, say guilty, bit prison. Trump is going to
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run for office from state prison. But the whole thing
blows up on her. Why does it blow up on
her because beyond being a nutball, dirty communist, she's apparently
horrifically corrupt. She was having an affair with the guy
she appointed to actually prosecute Trump. There are all kinds
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of financial trends, actions.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That are ugly.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's very obvious to anyone paying attention that Fanny Willis
got the taxpayer checkbook of Forton County, Georgia and had
herself a real good time. So this is not only
a dirtball communist who brought a ridiculous case against the
former president of the United States of America. She's been
publicly embarrassed and humiliated by scandal.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Ugly scandal.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It's one of the worst scanders in the last year politically,
Fanny Willis, she was in a primary against a Democrat,
obviously is a primary. Benny Willis won, got up last
night talked about the Greg Goose baby.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
So, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, every now and then you
get to stop and smell the roses, and tonight we're
gonna stop and smell these roses.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
We are going to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
We go on a party the da drinking Grey Goose.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
In case anybody won, Yeah, ha ha, dear drinking Greg Goose.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Whoo how could this happen? In case you thought it
was a nail bier? Fiddy Willis Scott.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Eighty seven percent of the vote. How could that be?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Don't the don't the Democrats in Fulton County. Don't they
understand that she's.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
She's violating the rule of law. Don't the Democrats in
Fulton County understand that she's using her position as District
Attorney of Fulton County, Georgia, and she's attacking the former
president in an unjust way. Don't democrats understand? Don't democrats
understand how bad it looks to have a district attorney
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who's mired and scannedal and financial problems and affairs. And
don't democrats understand. No Democrats understand perfectly. Well, it's you
who doesn't understand. And Democrats are all communists. Now I know,
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I know, but your uncle was in the Union, and
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I understand that. I'm talking about today, the year twenty
twenty four. If you are a Democrat, you vote Democrat,
you support Democrat. You are either an open communist or
you enable and support them, you allow them power. That's
what you are. You're an America hating dirty communist, that's
what you are. Democrats, they ran to the polls to
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return Fanny Willis to her position because in their mind,
Fanny Willis is doing her.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Job perfectly, perfectly. Why are they are they confused?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They're not confused. The voters in New York City and
Manhattan who sent Alvin Bragg into the DA's office, they're
not confused at all. You're the one who's confused. Until
you accept who and what you're dealing with, you can
never deal with these people. As I have said many, many,
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many times before, we're dealing with an entirely different species.
And the nice, normy nursery rhyme. Conservatives on the right
are struggling with this concept and it's killing us, killing us.
That's a fact. Now we'll get back to this nurse
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of immigrants talk in just a moment. Just it's the
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Speaker 1 (28:41):
It should come.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
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we might actually get some courage. I know that's crazy,
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but we might get some real courage every now and
then if we could get our d levels up. Look,
the country is drowning in estrogen. We drink it. It's
in our waters. It's from all the birth control in
the waters. It's in our water, it's in our plastics.
We shower in estrogen. Unless you're doing something to fight
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it a Friday on a Wednesday. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're gonna come
back to this notion of immigrants line here in just
a second. I have to talk about something that is
it's hitting the airwaves. And look, I'm not trying to
be a cynic. America needs a dad. America has so
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many moms, this feminized country, it's all moms. Now, America
needs a dad. You know, you know why you need
a dad because when you show up fat, when you
gain a bunch of weight, it's happened to me before.
Gain a bunch of weight and show up at your
house fat, your mom will look you in the eye
and tell you.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You look so handsome. Look at you, you are so handsome,
You've never looked better. And your dad will look.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
At you and say you disgusting, tubagoo, what's wrong with you?
Get your fat button the gym, put the doughnuts down.
You need that guy in your life. I have a
dad like that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's been great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
He has bailed me out of more jams in my
life because of that than I can possibly count. And
that's my job to be America's daddy. So I'm here
to tell you how it is. I saw the headline today.
It's all over the place about Joe Biden being removed
from the ballot in Ohio. I won't go into all
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the stupid technical details they missed the dead Vine whatever. Officially,
as it stands right now, Joe Biden will not be
on the ballot in Ohio. And I see so many
people on the right cheering.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Woo Joe Bidenahaha, what an idiot Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I mean, yes, he is an idiot and he sucks.
But pull up a chair that dad has to talk
to you, pull up a chair. Come on, come on,
I'm sorry, son, sit out, Please, son, sit out. Do
you do you honestly.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Think the GOP is going to hold strong in Ohio
over a technicality and keep Joe Biden off the ballot?
Now I feel like I'm talking to one of my
sons after they screwed up. Please please tell me that's
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not something you actually think the GOP modo. Don't you
remember what the gop modo is This isn't the hill
to die on. It's the GOP model, and it's what
they stand for. That's not who we are. I can
already see the nursery rhyme conservatives lining up. Well, I mean,
we have to do things the right way now. Don't
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get me wrong, if the shoe was on the other foot,
Democrats wouldn't even consider allowing Trump on the ballot or
some GOP on the ballot. In fact, they dancing naked
in the streets. Too bad, So sad you're off the ballot.
But the GOP. You really genuinely think the GOP is
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gonna hold strong and keep Joe Biden off the ballot.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Honestly, No, seriously, if you think that, please reach out
to the show. I have a bridge in San Francisco.
It is for sale and for a low price, at
our standing price, I will sell you that bridge. In fact,
I've got some motion front property in Arizona. Great George
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Strait song. By the way, I have some motion front
property in Arizona. I would love to sell you as well. Serusy,
you don't think that, right, Hey, Chris, go ahead and
write this one down.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Joe Biden's gonna be on the ballot in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right, the death taxes and the GOP grabbing their
ankles every time they have a chance at a win.
Those are the only three guarantees in life. Joe Biden's
gonna be on the ballot in Ohio. After all, That's.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Not who we are, don't you love that line? That's
not who we are, honestly, Chris, you.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Know what we could have done? Me you, Michael, We
could have put our heads together. If I thought of
this before the show. We won't do it, so you
end up getting boring. But we could have taken three
hours and just played various low t GOP clips. You
know what, Chris actually grabbing Mike Johnson when we keep playing.
That's just the most recent example, but oh gosh, there
are a million. I don't mean to just pick on
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Mike Johnson, as virtually every Republican Mike Johnson, Mike Johnson,
the Speaker of the House, is confronted with the question
about the Special Council, Jack Smith, the Department of Justice
is currently taking your taxpayer money and using it for
an unjust prosecution against the former president of the United
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States of America. They're actually bragging out there that he
can't campaign the way he wants.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Here was a bys the way he's doing it in
the South Bronx.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Not to make a point, but because he's got court
and the man practically has the legal version of an
ankle bracelet around him and he can't leave the Five
boroughs because he always have to be in court.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Democrats are out there celebrating the Kangaroo court system and
Mike Johnson was asked about it and he pointed out
how bad it was and then said, no, I'm not
going to defund it. It's been a tradition for twenty
five years.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
With regard to defunding Jack Smith. Look, I think that
there's been a terrible dereliction of duty with regard to
the Special Counsel and how how the whole system has
been abused, how they've engaged in law fair against President Trump.
I mean, all of these things are to me self
evident truths. But that's not something you wave a wand
and just eliminate the Special Council as a provision. It's
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been part of the law, you know, the tradition, and
the law here saysn't for twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
So are you prepared then to stick this into appropriations
bills to defund the Special Council.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
No, oh my.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Gosh, you want me to you to do something to
stop the communists. I'm not gonna I'm not going to
do anything. I'm a Republican. I will point out when
they're doing things that are bad. I will point out
their hypocrisy. That is basically my main profession as a Republican.
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I'll use lines like, you know, don't you love these lions?
That's all the GOP is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Could you imagine if the roles were reversed? Could you
imagine if we did this just the ultimate life.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You think that GOP You think they're gonna keep Joe
Biden's name off the ballot in one of the most
critical swing states in the country. Stop, stop, stop, My
side's hurt.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I can't stop. I'm just dying here.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
All right, let's move on. Joe Biden's gonna be on
the ballot in Ohio. Sorry, don't get your hopes up. Sorry,
we had to have this talk. Mommy'll make you feel better.
Daddy had to step in real quick. Okay, all right, now,
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. You
have made it, you have crested the hump of the week,
and you're they're on the home stretch now.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And here's what we have on tap for tonight on
the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Fanny Willis won her primary.
She's celebrating. We're gonna talk about why these things happen.
We're gonna talk about the apathetic voting public. Why do
ugly things still happen in blue cities in red states.
(00:52):
There's an illegal in New York watching, some complaints about
the treatment here, some Ukraine Russia talk, a bunch of money,
talk emails. All that and so much more coming up
tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. First, I
need to do something and I need to clarify. I'm
(01:14):
gonna put the all.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't love disclaimers, but every now and then they're necessary.
I need to put a disclaimer out there before I
go into what I'm about to go into. Life is
too short for fear. Life is too short to hide
under your bed for any reason and be afraid this
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is the only life you have. It's the only one
you're ever gonna have. You're not gonna come back. One
day I was talking about, well, I was talking to
my wife about taking the boys to this place we were
thinking about going. I want to go into the details
of it. It's a country that's got some unrest there
and we wanted to go there and do some things.
(01:57):
And I was talking to her about it, and I
was at, you're the one that said it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We sure, I mean, we sure, we're comfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And she said, you can't live your life in fear.
So before I go into what I'm about to go into,
I just want to make sure I drive this point home.
What I'm about to say might rattle you a little bit.
Certainly rattles me when I dwell on it too long.
But I don't want you to hold back on anything
in life or not do anything. You know, you can't
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live your life that way, Just like we always talked
about during COVID, you can't live your life that way.
Take your stupid mask off, go play with your friends,
go live your life. If you get sick, pray your
way through it and try to just you know, get
get by but that's how life has to be. So
let's let's dig into this because this is obviously it's
in the news today. There are a few different things
(02:44):
in the news, and I have some things, some adendums
to add to it. First, Corinniversity Higher she was being
pressed pretty hard today on illegal immigration, and you know,
she went into standard stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
O nation, I've ever access.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
To lawful immigration pathways while expediting access to work authorization
with those who are eligible to President is clear about
where he stands. He believes we are a nation of
immigrants and a nation of laws.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Tell you what that whole nation of immigrants thing. We're
about to have a long talk on that after I'm
done here. So let's just go ahead and circle back
to that. One. May Ork has said something today. Before
I get to what he said, I want to drop
two little tidbits in your lap. Bill mlujin is a
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great Reporter's Fox News reporter. He's a great reporter, diligent
about covering what's happening at the border. He's always down there,
always interviewing, always filming, always putting things out. He had
this little tidbit on where these people come from. Listen
to this and then I have another one you probably
haven't heard yet.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You guys from the country fun, Pakistan, India, India, Turkey, Yeah, Turkey.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
India, India.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Where you guys from Turkey, Turkey, Turkey.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Where you guys from China, China for Ecuador. Where you
guys from India, India, India, India, India, India, Saga Bab India, India, India,
India and India, India, India, India, Indian.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
India, India, Iran, Iran, Iran.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Why'd you come?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
No freedom?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No freedom?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yes, Iran?
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Youuran is venturous contry.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No Iran, China, India, India, India, Iran, China, Pakistan. Okay,
here's another little tidbit. This is not my my reporting.
I want to make sure I give her credit for it.
Brittany Mayor is one of the independent journalists. She's out
of California. She's just wonderful. She's all over this stuff.
Was talking to Brittany and the Chinese males, military age
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males who are coming here. There's a hub in San
Diego where the illegals gather, and then the illegals are
whisked away to all parts of the country. From San
Diego they go to New York, they go to Texas,
they go to Wyoming, they go to Florida, they go
to everywhere. But there's a hub where they gather these
illegals and they whisk them away. But at this hub,
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there is a different system for the Chinese. You see
the Chinese all males military age. They don't hop on
the same catch all buses in planes that everyone from Ecuador,
in India and Pakistan hop on. Chinese people show up.
(05:46):
We don't know who they are, but Chinese people show
up separately to gather the young military age Chinese males
into their vehicles and take them into the United States
of America. So that's concerning No. And then I heard
this testimony today from Alejandro Majorcis. It's a little long.
(06:09):
I'll probably let it roun who knows it's me. I'll
probably interrupt it at some point in time. But there's
something he won't say here, And I'll be honest, it's
on my mind.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
And do you think we are safe with the how
poorus the border has become. Are we safer now than
we were before nine to eleven?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
I would say three things, O'Neil. One, I'm incredibly proud
of the men and women of the United States Border
Patrol that risk their lives every day.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
No, I'm are we safe?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, he's filibustering. That's what they do. They try to
answer questions like this so they don't ever have to
get to the nitty gritty of it.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
We say number one, number number two are screening and
vetting capabilities are stronger than they ever have been.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And read.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
The reality is Neil that we and not just the
United States alone, but Western countries are in a heightened
threat environment, especially after the October seventh terrorist attacks by
Hamas against Israel. That has only elevated the threat environment
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in Western countries. And that is why we are as
vigilant as we are twenty four to seven in keeping
our country safe.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, just pause on that. We're Ashaly, gonna circle back
to that. Chris, just dug this one up. I'd forgotten
about this. Good work, Chris. In October of twenty twenty three,
this was Martha McCallum.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
She was Border Patrol sources telling Fox News that dozens
and in some cases hundreds of migrants from the countries
of Iran, Syria, Pakistan, Afghanistan Russia and China have been
caught trying to use this very porous border to ourself
in order to illegally get into the United States. Over
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the course of a couple of weeks this month, so
one hundred and fifty one individuals on the terror watch list,
which began after nine to eleven. They created this list
to keep track of certain individuals that they're very concerned about.
One hundred and fifty one of them have made their
way across the border, and that's more than the total
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of the previous six years combined.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay, now let's play this may Orcus one again and
I want you to listen with this ear. We have
Bill Mlujin on the border and he's not the only
one doing this, talking about people coming from everywhere Iran Pakistan.
We know there are people on the terror watch list
who are coming here. We know things again courtesy of
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Britney Mayer's reporting. We know that the Chinese people we
are getting with other Chinese people not going through the
normal systems and they're being whisked away. And now we
have Alejandro majorcis being pressed many many times about the
safety and he very clearly won't answer the question. So
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I want you to listen again and listen with this ear.
Tomorrow you wake up, I wake up. God forbid, God forbid.
Tomorrow we wake up and there's some awful thing that
has happened in the country. Use your imagination. We've all
seen terror attacks. We all know what they look like.
Anyone of a certain age remembers towers coming down in
(09:36):
New York City of just awful, awful. Everyone remembers what
that's like. So pick your terrorist attack.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We wake up.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Tomorrow morning, our eyeballs pop out of our head because
something awful has happened. What will happen after that? It's
the same thing that happened after nine eleven. What will
happen after the next major terrorists thing or foreign adversary thing.
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What will happen is the American people will be sad.
The American people will be outraged, and people in government,
people in charge, will be blamed because there will be
so much outrage from the public. There will be congressional hearings,
Senate hearings. There are going to be investigations, just like
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after nine to eleven. Remember that, Hey, did you drop
the ball here? Who dropped the ball there? He talked
to him. How could you not know that these guys
came through the Canadian border. Remember, it was endless, it
was endless.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
How could this happen? How could this happen?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And at these hearings, these this testimony people have to
give in the wake of something like that, people have
their old comments and actions played back for them. We're
going to listen to this Mayorcis thing with a different
ear again in just a moment. Before we do that,
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let's listen to my orcis again. Hang on, Jesse, I'm chilly.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
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Speaker 2 (12:09):
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jesse kellyshow dot com. Back to what we were talking about.
I heard Majorcis being interviewed by Neil Cavudo, and the
reason it jumped out to me is not just the
open border, not the people on the terror watch list,
not that everything else. What Alejandro Majorcis sounds like in
this interview to me, he sounds like a man who
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doesn't want the wrong thing on videotape. He's the head
of DHS. If god forbid, we wake up tomorrow morning
and there's another horrific terrorist attack somewhere, no matter what,
he is going to be public enemy Numero uno, and
he's going to get dragged in front of every hearing
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you can possibly imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
How could you let us happen? What did you do?
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And during this interview he sounds like a man who
doesn't feel like having comments like we're.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Good to go, things aren't that bad.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
He sounds like a man who assumes something bad is
coming and doesn't want his comments thrown back in his face.
That's why he bends over backwards. To avoid a very direct.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Question, do you think we are safe? With the how
POORUS the border has become? Are we safer now than
we were before nine to eleven?
Speaker 8 (14:37):
I would say three things, Aneil. One, I'm incredibly proud
of the men and women of the United States Border
Patrol that risk their lives every day.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
No, are we safe, say number one.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Number number two, are screening and vetting capabilities are stronger
than they have been. And three, the reality is, Neil,
that we and not just the United States alone, but
Western countries are in a heightened threat environment, especially after
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the October seventh terrorist attacks by Hamas against Israel. That
is only elevated the threat environment in Western countries, and
that is why we are as vigilant as we are
twenty four to seven in keeping our country safe.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Sounds a little different when you listen like that, doesn't it.
Does that sound like a man who is diligently trying
to keep America safe? Or does that sound like a
man who's trying to be a little proactive on covering
his rear end for what he worries is coming.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hey, look, international, it's very bad everywhere, certainly not on us.
October seventh, it's scary. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He sounds like a man who's aware that we might
have ourselves a problem here, a big, big, big problem here. Now,
Chris asked during the second time where we just played
may Orcus. Chris said, well, why not stop it? He
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doesn't sound interested in digging in and stopping it and whatnot.
And I realized it was a rhetorical question, But well,
here's the truth. You know it, and I know it.
We do not have a government occupied by people who
are trying to do their duty to America, or do
their duty at all, or have any strain of patriotism
or whatnot. You me, if we were ever put in
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charge of DHS, we may screw something up. We probably would.
We'd make mistakes, as human beings all do. But you
would do your best to protect this country, wouldn't you.
And if something happened under your watch, you would feel sick.
You'd probably resign in disgrace that you had failed at
your job and something had happened. But Alejandro Majorcis doesn't
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share your values. And Alejandro Majorcis understands completely. He is
not put in charge. He was not put in charge
of DHS to protect the country. In fact, it's exactly
the opposite. The Communists put another Communist in charge of
DHS because.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
His job, his job is.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Not to protect America. That's what you want his job
to be. His job is to destroy America. Alejandro Majorcis
anyone who's done any digging in what the Democrats have
done at the border, Alijndro Majorcis is facilitating the illegal
immigration invasion of the United States of America. He is
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paying for it. He is covering up what they're doing.
He's flying people from foreign nations en mass into this country.
The difference is you think Alejandro Majorcis should be protecting
the country. He thinks he's supposed to destroy the country.
And now we have ourselves quite a pickle, don't we.
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And that brings us back to well jobs, the job
you think they should have versus the job they think
they should have. This brings us to Alvin Bragg, Fanny
Willis and others, and we'll come back to the NOURSI
of immigrants stuff. Hang on, he doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
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Speaker 2 (19:05):
Let's go back to kind of what we were talking about.
We're switching gears just a little bit. The job we
think they have, the job they should have, versus the
job they think they have.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's really really critical.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
In fact, it's everything, not just in politics, in life,
in relationships, in business, in everything. It's critical to understand
people's motivations. It's the most critical thing in the world.
If you are maybe you're on the dating scene right now,
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you're out there looking for a man looking for a woman,
and you take some dime out on a date. Some
dude sweeps you off your feet and takes you to
Red Lobster before they go out of business, and you
sit down and what are your motivations versus what are
their motiv Let's say you know, you think.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
He's cute, Ah, do you think she's cute.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Let's say you are wanting to settle down one day,
not that night. Of course, you're looking for somebody you
can marry, stay married too, raise babies with, make babies
with that's what you're looking for. If they are just
kind of shopping around, looking to have fun for a
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couple hours on a Friday night over some cheddar Bay biscuits,
well that's something you need to determine immediately. What are
your motivations versus my motivations? Do our motivations align with
each other. The reason the right struggles so mightily to
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understand the communist's mentality is the communist mentality is the
polar opposite of the normal anti communists mentality, and the
normal person on the right can't see to grasp that
at all. You see this like with Alvin Bragg in
New York. We've talked about this so much, this ridiculous
(21:08):
Trump Show trial going on in New York City, and honestly,
even noormy lawyers admit that this is insane.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's the dumbest case ever, It's absurd, And so what
you see on the right is people laughing at the absurdity,
pointing out the absurdity. Wow, Alvin Bragg looks dumb. This
case is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But Alvin Bragg, what an idiot? Oh, he's so stupid.
Alvin Bragg isn't in this to look good to you.
Alvin Bragg was not elected, he wasn't backed by George
Soros and elected by the Communists in New York City
to look good to you. He's not interested in looking
like a prosecutor who upholds the law. He's not worried
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about looking stupid. Alvin Bragg understands as a Communist, if
he wants to rise in America's Communist party the Democrat Party,
that he must do things to earn that promotion.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He's interested in a place at the Central Committee table.
That's what he wants. Alvin Bragg wants to be a
high ranking Communist. Maybe that's governor or governor of New
York one day. Maybe it's president of the country. Maybe
it's senator or something like that. And therefore, Alvin Bragg
understands he must do certain things. He needs pelts on
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the wall that will get him advanced so he can
one day sit on that Central Committee.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
His motivations and your motivations aren't even they're not even
in the same world. I don't understand why won't he
lock these criminals up, this violent crime, lock these criminals up.
Alvin Bragg wants them on the street.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Alvin Bragg once women raped in New York City.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
He wants people murdered. That's so hard for normal people
to accept. But unless and until you accepted, everything you
see will confuse you. I don't understand. Why would I?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Why don't you understand? I understand perfectly well. How many
headlines we sat here and read. Convicted sex offender let
out on jail with no bail, assaults woman in Central Park?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
How could he do this? Didn't he know that guy?
Of course he knew. That's why he let him go.
Of Course he knew it's what he wanted him to do.
Why is he going after Trump? This trial's ridiculous. Going
after Trump is exactly how you get promoted in America's
Communist Party. Don't believe me. You see what happened in
(23:52):
Georgia last night with Fanny Willis.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So Fanny Willis, she may she may have equalled Alvin
Bragg in the ridiculousness of the case she was going
to bring against Donald Trump. She was bringing Donald Trump
up on rico charges. You charge the Gambino family with
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rico charges. She was bringing Donald Trump up on rico charges,
and you should know if we got the wrong jury,
and we very well may have in Fulton County, Donald Trump,
that was what was going to send him to prison
before the election. Because of the way Georgia's elections are
trials work. Your appeals process is in prison, pow the
second day, say guilty, bit prison. Trump is going to
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run for office from state prison. But the whole thing
blows up on her. Why does it blow up on
her because beyond being a nutball, dirty communist, she's apparently
horrifically corrupt. She was having an affair with the guy
she appointed to actually prosecute Trump. There are all kinds
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of financial trends, actions.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That are ugly.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's very obvious to anyone paying attention that Fanny Willis
got the taxpayer checkbook of Forton County, Georgia and had
herself a real good time. So this is not only
a dirtball communist who brought a ridiculous case against the
former president of the United States of America. She's been
publicly embarrassed and humiliated by scandal.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Ugly scandal.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It's one of the worst scanders in the last year politically,
Fanny Willis, she was in a primary against a Democrat,
obviously is a primary. Benny Willis won, got up last
night talked about the Greg Goose baby.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
So, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, every now and then you
get to stop and smell the roses, and tonight we're
gonna stop and smell these roses.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
We are going to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
We go on a party the da drinking Grey Goose.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
In case anybody won, Yeah, ha ha, dear drinking Greg Goose.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Whoo how could this happen? In case you thought it
was a nail bier? Fiddy Willis Scott.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Eighty seven percent of the vote. How could that be?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Don't the don't the Democrats in Fulton County. Don't they
understand that she's.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
She's violating the rule of law. Don't the Democrats in
Fulton County understand that she's using her position as District
Attorney of Fulton County, Georgia, and she's attacking the former
president in an unjust way. Don't democrats understand? Don't democrats
understand how bad it looks to have a district attorney
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who's mired and scannedal and financial problems and affairs. And
don't democrats understand. No Democrats understand perfectly. Well, it's you
who doesn't understand. And Democrats are all communists. Now I know,
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I know, but your uncle was in the Union, and
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I understand that. I'm talking about today, the year twenty
twenty four. If you are a Democrat, you vote Democrat,
you support Democrat. You are either an open communist or
you enable and support them, you allow them power. That's
what you are. You're an America hating dirty communist, that's
what you are. Democrats, they ran to the polls to
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return Fanny Willis to her position because in their mind,
Fanny Willis is doing her.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Job perfectly, perfectly. Why are they are they confused?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They're not confused. The voters in New York City and
Manhattan who sent Alvin Bragg into the DA's office, they're
not confused at all. You're the one who's confused. Until
you accept who and what you're dealing with, you can
never deal with these people. As I have said many, many,
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many times before, we're dealing with an entirely different species.
And the nice, normy nursery rhyme. Conservatives on the right
are struggling with this concept and it's killing us, killing us.
That's a fact. Now we'll get back to this nurse
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of immigrants talk in just a moment. Just it's the
low tgop thinking man. That's why they all need a
male vitality stack, every one of them.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
It should come.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It should no matter what your office is, if you
hold office as a Republican in the country, it should
come with an automatic subscription to Chock. In fact, the
National Republican Party should be the one purchasing it. Just
get all of them a subscription. That way, twenty percent
increasing your testosterone in ninety eight with natural herbal supplements,
we might actually get some courage. I know that's crazy,
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but we might get some real courage every now and
then if we could get our d levels up. Look,
the country is drowning in estrogen. We drink it. It's
in our waters. It's from all the birth control in
the waters. It's in our water, it's in our plastics.
We shower in estrogen. Unless you're doing something to fight
back against it, you're not gonna make it. C hoq
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a I always caught
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it a Friday on a Wednesday. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're gonna come
back to this notion of immigrants line here in just
a second. I have to talk about something that is
it's hitting the airwaves. And look, I'm not trying to
be a cynic. America needs a dad. America has so
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many moms, this feminized country, it's all moms. Now, America
needs a dad. You know, you know why you need
a dad because when you show up fat, when you
gain a bunch of weight, it's happened to me before.
Gain a bunch of weight and show up at your
house fat, your mom will look you in the eye
and tell you.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You look so handsome. Look at you, you are so handsome,
You've never looked better. And your dad will look.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
At you and say you disgusting, tubagoo, what's wrong with you?
Get your fat button the gym, put the doughnuts down.
You need that guy in your life. I have a
dad like that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's been great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
He has bailed me out of more jams in my
life because of that than I can possibly count. And
that's my job to be America's daddy. So I'm here
to tell you how it is. I saw the headline today.
It's all over the place about Joe Biden being removed
from the ballot in Ohio. I won't go into all
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the stupid technical details they missed the dead Vine whatever. Officially,
as it stands right now, Joe Biden will not be
on the ballot in Ohio. And I see so many
people on the right cheering.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Woo Joe Bidenahaha, what an idiot Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I mean, yes, he is an idiot and he sucks.
But pull up a chair that dad has to talk
to you, pull up a chair. Come on, come on,
I'm sorry, son, sit out, Please, son, sit out. Do
you do you honestly.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Think the GOP is going to hold strong in Ohio
over a technicality and keep Joe Biden off the ballot?
Now I feel like I'm talking to one of my
sons after they screwed up. Please please tell me that's
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not something you actually think the GOP modo. Don't you
remember what the gop modo is This isn't the hill
to die on. It's the GOP model, and it's what
they stand for. That's not who we are. I can
already see the nursery rhyme conservatives lining up. Well, I mean,
we have to do things the right way now. Don't
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get me wrong, if the shoe was on the other foot,
Democrats wouldn't even consider allowing Trump on the ballot or
some GOP on the ballot. In fact, they dancing naked
in the streets. Too bad, So sad you're off the ballot.
But the GOP. You really genuinely think the GOP is
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gonna hold strong and keep Joe Biden off the ballot.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Honestly, No, seriously, if you think that, please reach out
to the show. I have a bridge in San Francisco.
It is for sale and for a low price, at
our standing price, I will sell you that bridge. In fact,
I've got some motion front property in Arizona. Great George
(33:14):
Strait song. By the way, I have some motion front
property in Arizona. I would love to sell you as well. Serusy,
you don't think that, right, Hey, Chris, go ahead and
write this one down.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Joe Biden's gonna be on the ballot in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right, the death taxes and the GOP grabbing their
ankles every time they have a chance at a win.
Those are the only three guarantees in life. Joe Biden's
gonna be on the ballot in Ohio. After all, That's.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Not who we are, don't you love that line? That's
not who we are, honestly, Chris, you.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Know what we could have done? Me you, Michael, We
could have put our heads together. If I thought of
this before the show. We won't do it, so you
end up getting boring. But we could have taken three
hours and just played various low t GOP clips. You
know what, Chris actually grabbing Mike Johnson when we keep playing.
That's just the most recent example, but oh gosh, there
are a million. I don't mean to just pick on
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Mike Johnson, as virtually every Republican Mike Johnson, Mike Johnson,
the Speaker of the House, is confronted with the question
about the Special Council, Jack Smith, the Department of Justice
is currently taking your taxpayer money and using it for
an unjust prosecution against the former president of the United
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States of America. They're actually bragging out there that he
can't campaign the way he wants.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Here was a bys the way he's doing it in
the South Bronx.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Not to make a point, but because he's got court
and the man practically has the legal version of an
ankle bracelet around him and he can't leave the Five
boroughs because he always have to be in court.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Democrats are out there celebrating the Kangaroo court system and
Mike Johnson was asked about it and he pointed out
how bad it was and then said, no, I'm not
going to defund it. It's been a tradition for twenty
five years.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
With regard to defunding Jack Smith. Look, I think that
there's been a terrible dereliction of duty with regard to
the Special Counsel and how how the whole system has
been abused, how they've engaged in law fair against President Trump.
I mean, all of these things are to me self
evident truths. But that's not something you wave a wand
and just eliminate the Special Council as a provision. It's
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been part of the law, you know, the tradition, and
the law here saysn't for twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
So are you prepared then to stick this into appropriations
bills to defund the Special Council.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
No, oh my.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Gosh, you want me to you to do something to
stop the communists. I'm not gonna I'm not going to
do anything. I'm a Republican. I will point out when
they're doing things that are bad. I will point out
their hypocrisy. That is basically my main profession as a Republican.
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I'll use lines like, you know, don't you love these lions?
That's all the GOP is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Could you imagine if the roles were reversed? Could you
imagine if we did this just the ultimate life.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You think that GOP You think they're gonna keep Joe
Biden's name off the ballot in one of the most
critical swing states in the country. Stop, stop, stop, My
side's hurt.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I can't stop. I'm just dying here.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
All right, let's move on. Joe Biden's gonna be on
the ballot in Ohio. Sorry, don't get your hopes up. Sorry,
we had to have this talk. Mommy'll make you feel better.
Daddy had to step in real quick. Okay, all right, now,
let's get to this norsion of immigrants talk. Before we
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