May 24, 2024 • 37 mins
Why did the south have such terrible problems during reconstruction? Were would you move if money wasn’t an issue? Why participate in elections if they are stolen? The future success or failure of the country isn’t something that will be decided in November. The best tacos you’ve ever had.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, we had all
kinds of stuff this hour. I'm gonna talk a little
bit about the World Health Organization attacking our food. I'll
get to that in a little while. Questions on everything
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from the South after the Civil War, to where do
we move if we have to leave the country, to
many other things. But let's let's begin actually here, dear
historical oracle, why did the American South have so much
trouble with reconstruction after the Civil War? Was this the
failure of our politician's post civil war or just the
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inevitable consequences of losing a war? His name is Michael Okay,
So a lot of people the schools don't focus a
lot on reconstruction. Do keep something in mind that schools
and the history they teach in schools, even when it's
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not communist gobblygook. Very often teachers don't have time to
give you the depth of knowledge on any one historical subject.
They're going to give you a couple high points. If
you're interested, look more into it. Yourself. So I understand
the reasons. And look, America has this really weird thing
about the Civil War to this day. It's just kind
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of a programmed response in people. All they know about
the Civil War is North goods South bat That's all
they know, which is ridiculous. It's insane. It's a crazy,
complicated affair with angels and demons on both sides. It
was an awful thing but a fascinating period of time.
But nobody teaches about reconstruction. I shouldn't say nobody, very
very few schools will dig into reconstruction. And I'm not
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going to dig into a bunch here, but I will
just say that the South, remember this. The South had
virtually no chance to win the Civil War. That's why
they didn't declare war. Remember the South did not invade
the North. The North of made to the South. The
South did not declare war because they didn't have the
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logistical ability to even win a war. I think it
was New York, if I believe it's New York alone
had five times the economy of the entire South. That's
New York alone. The North was where all the industry was,
It's where the major ports were, it's where everything came
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the South. The South was farmland. That's what the South was.
The South had farmland. There was farms all over the place,
and yes, obviously slaves all over the place. Now, part
of the reason the South took so long to patch
things up after the Civil War is that the war
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was fought in the South. And I understand about Lee's
invasion of Pennsylvania and Gettysburg, and I get all that.
I'm not saying there weren't any battles up north, But
the vast majority of the Civil War was not fought
in the north. It was fought in the South. And
wars gobble up and destroy everything. You destroy, all the infrastructure,
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all the logistics, you kill, how many men? This is
one of the things. I'm sure there have probably been
books written about it, or if not, a nice long
paper would probably be interesting you kids, maybe looking for
an interesting topic in school. Here's a general topic that
would be interesting. How does a war any war? How
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does losing an entire generation of young men, How does
it negatively affect a country going forward? And how long
does it take a country to put itself back together
again after that? There are people out there today, good
point Chris in France, who say France has still not
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recovered from World War one, World War one one hundred
years ago, and they say, France, you lose that high
of a percentage of your young men when you expand
that out to what it means for families and children's
in the children's children and the economy, and that, how
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does that hurt a nation? How does what happen in
the South and the North, how does it hurt a nation? Well,
it's brutal. And remember, nobody in the United States of
America was flushed with cash after the Civil War because
wars are expensed if the North was not flush with
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cash either. And this is back when the United States
of America had a non suicidal fiscal policy. So you
don't go to Congress. Do we have to understand how
insane how we do things today is you don't go
to Congress back then and just propose blowing some trillion
dollar bill. That does not happen. It could not happen.
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You couldn't print money. You couldn't just go print money
that wasn't unbacked. We had sound money in a system
in place that required dound money. Yeah, Chris, that's a
good point about the fire. Chris brought up the story
I brought up before. I won't go into all the
details of it, but you want to know how crazy
things are. Think about the federal budget and all the
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money and everywhere it goes, now goes everywhere. They're constantly
passing bills. You're funding turtlefarts in Mississippi and of course
a bunch of gay stuff in California. You're funding things
in Niger, You're funding things in China to taxpayer money here,
taxpayer money there. Just money, money, money, money, money everywhere. Well,
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in this country, there was once a terrible, terrible fire,
I believe it was in Georgetown. In Georgetown, and at
the mere suggestion that the federal government contribute to putting
out the fire, there was almost anarchy in the streets.
That's not your money. You can't just take our money
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and put out so what that's our money? Who do
you think you are? Shows you where we are now? Right,
So it's not as if there were gods of money.
Think about it. If you're in the South after the
Civil War, you are a farm based society. One of
the main drivers of that farming was the slaves. You
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used to have, well, now you have them still because
so many of the slaves stayed on their plantation, but
now you have to pay them. So now your costs
have gone up, the logistics have gone crazy, your entire
way of life has been ripped up. In rebuild, there's
not just a finger snapping way to put all that
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back together again. I find I probably picked this questions.
I find the subject so fascinating. I find the concept
of rebuilding at all after wars to be fascinating. When
I watch World War two stuff, and I know this
is really nerdy. I know I'm an old nerd. I
realize that. But when I watch like World War two,
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World War One stuff, and you're looking at video footage,
you see something like Dresden in Germany where we fire
bombed and we have that huge firestorm. But pick your city,
it could be anywhere. Pick your city, and you're looking
at Stavingrad and it's just all bombed out buildings and
rubble and there's nothing left. I always think every time
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I think, how long did it take to clean all
that up? Who cleaned it up? How long did it
take to put it all back together? You know, we
like to somehow imagine in our head that there's just
this magical ten million man army full of construction crews
to come in and clean up all that brick and
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mortar and we'll have you a new building up in
a month, Bob. But that's not true. Everyone's broke, so
many of the men are dead. Re Constructing anything after
a war is a nightmare. And the South was in
a bad situation. And it's why so many people today
when people try to reltigate all this Civil War stuff,
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tear down that ravity Lee statue, which is really really pathetic,
they miss they miss all the efforts that took place
after the Civil War. After the Civil War, there were,
obviously there was tons of hard feelings. There were so
many people on the northern side who wanted so many
people in the South to be strung up gallows, treason,
you rebelled, it's trees and that kind of thing. And
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what the country eventually settled on was, hey, this was terrible.
We can try to get our pound of flesh after
the fact, or we can come together agree that that
whole thing was bad. We're gonna give you a hand out,
and you a hand out, and let's extend a hand
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to each other. And hey, let's agree that Ulysses S.
Grant was a war hero and Robert E. Lee was
a war hero, and we're all just gonna kind of
move on. These weren't things that were done just willy nilly.
These things were done because how do you put Humpty
Dumpty back together again when you're all shooting each other
in the face in mass That is a very very
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difficult thing to do. That's what the country did. And
so look, the South went through a lot of it
after World War, after the Civil War, and you can argue,
you certainly can argue that they still haven't recovered. Look
you go drive through parts of the South. I remember
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the last time I was in the Florida Panhandle. I
was driving through the Panhandle and it was crazy. I
was driving down this road. I remember it like it
was just to say. It was me and wife. We
were going somewhere. I forget where we were going. We're
driving just this two lane road down the Florida Panhandle,
and we would come across on our right or on
our left, this stunning plantation right off the road, gorgeous,
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beautiful fence, beautiful gate. I don't even know how many
thousands of acres, just Barnes House. It was gorgeous. And
then the second you got off the plantation thing, boom,
it was a poor black neighborhood, run down homes, homes
without windows, mobile homes, black people laying around in the
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in the yard. It was very clearly, it was very
very rough. And then right when you left that little
black neighborhood, same road, boom plantation, gorgeous plantation, leave that
poor black Neighborhoo, boom plantation. They still haven't put everything
back together again. It takes time. All right. Let's talk
about leaving America, this Trump thing in New York, and
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many many other things. Let's talk about your dog though.
You see your dog, Your dog needs nutrition the same
way you need nutrition, the same way I need nutrition. Ah,
not to brag, I just want to point out that,
you know how I had to get my physical blood
work came back today. It's sparkling. The wife is furious
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about it because of how healthy sheets versus me. But
I do take my vitamins, vitamins, minerals, probiotics. I need
those things. Your dog does too. Your dog is a living,
breathing thing and he doesn't get nutrition from dog food.
So pour Rough Greens on your dog's food. Go get
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my dog or Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse We'll be back,
what Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine, you get
that right, The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Admitting to you that I don't have any
idea what they're saying in that song Kiev a Hippy
there's It's till you get enough. I'm pretty sure I
(12:15):
have that last part down, but the rest of it,
no idea what they're saying whatsoever. But I kind of
mouth the words along and I act like I do
pretty much exactly like you're doing. Now. Remember you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also
remember what I said on Wednesday, Hey, Chris, go ahead
and write this one down. Joe Biden's gonna be on
the ballot in Ohio, all right? The death taxes and
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the GOP grabbing their ankles every time they have a
chance at a win, those are the only three guarantees
in life. Joe Biden's gonna be on the ballot in Ohio,
after all, that's not who we are. Don't you love
that line? That's not who we are? And Ohio Governor
Mike DeWine from yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And it has passed several bills that would remedy this situation. However,
the House of Representatives has failed to do this. The
legislature had session yesterday and again failed to take any action.
This is simply unacceptable. Ohio is running out of time
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to get Joe Biden, the sitting President of the United States,
on the ballot this fall. Failing to do so is
simply not acceptable.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Only the GOP Democrats launch effort after effort to get
Trump removed off the ballot. Joe Biden screws up totally
on his own, misses the deadline beyond the Ohio ballot,
and the Ohio Republican governor calls an emergency session to
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bail him out. That's just the most GOP thing ever. Jesse,
I've been firmly convinced that we are looking at an
OJ jury and the Trump New York case. Do you
think the Trump rally there will influence the jury to
acquit even though they know they were chosen to convict him.
I do. You cannot be cynical enough in the world today,
said you can, I can use his name. His name
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is Fred. Honestly, I've never really cared about the New
York trial, and this is why I always assumed he
was going to be convicted. There's always a chance you
get one good juror on there and they blow this
whole case out of the water, which they should. It's garbage.
I always assumed he would be convicted, and I never
cared because the New York trial, and I'm not dismissing it.
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It does matter that they're using the law against Trump.
The New York trial was never the one that was
going to send him to prison. The Georgia case was
the one that was going to send him to prison,
and the d C case was the one that was
definitely going to send into prison. The DC case has
now been delayed until after the election, So if Trump
wins the election, he's going to blow that whole case
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up and they won't have to worry about that, go
back to only having to worry about the Georgia case,
which may not happen because Fanny Willis had an affair
and blew a bunch of taxpayer money. So look caught
some serious breaks and it's wonderful. I wouldn't stress. Look,
there's enough to worry about going on right now, even
in the campaign season in the country. Don't sit and
stress this Trump New York trial. He's not going to
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go to prison. What they've done to him is evil.
What they've done to him financially, criminally is evil. It's
very very evil. But don't don't let that weigh you down.
Dear doctor Steele Sombrero. If you had plenty of money
and needed to leave America forever with your family, where
would you go? My choice is Romania. Why? I don't know,
But like you, I make spontaneous decisions without much thought
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and stick with them. It's not very nice. Where would
I go? Well, I haven't. I haven't been that very
many nice to that many nice places in the world,
you know, I just haven't. I've been to Mexico, Canada,
can't go to care anymore. Mexico. The thought of Mexico
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was appealing to me. I love Mexico, and I realized
all the problems they have down there, But I love
Mexican people. I've just always had a lot of Mexican friends.
I love Mexican music, I love Mexican food. I love
Mexican beer, Mexican beaches, I hear. I've never been, but
I heard the Mexican mountains are gorgeous, supposed to be
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some wonderful fishing down there, maybe Mexico. I thought, maybe
that's kind of a cop out answer. I will tell
you I I was a little blown away at how
beautiful Germany was. Now, you can't go to Germany because
it's going full comm faster than we're going full KARMI, Chris,
you might want to stay away from Germany. Pow what
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I'm just saying. You never know either way. When we
went there, it's the only time we've ever been. We
went there at Christmas time. I'm from Montana. I'm used
to beauty, you know. I grew up in Montana, Utah, Colorado, Denver,
Salt Lake City. I grew up in the Rocky Mountains,
beautiful mountains, and so I know beauty, at least nature wise.
I know beauty after all, I know me what Chris anyway, No,
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I know what beautiful terrain looks like. Or Georgia. Germany
was gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. Not Russia, Chris, Gosh, why Russia?
I don't want to live in that dump. I'm not
living in a dictatorship. Screw Russia, and I'm somebody who
actually I'm fascinated by Russian history, and I'm fascinated by
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Russian people. I know a few Russians, crazy people. They're
all crazy, and I love them for that. I'm just
not living under a system under a dictator. I'm not
gonna do that. What, Chris, What four thousand miles away
from Moscow? Buddy, they're Russians, that's nothing for them. Okay,
that's an afternoon. They do that on the weekend, pal,
These people are crazy. Hey, Jesse, I recently discovered your show.
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I watch it religiously of Sunshine in a very dark world.
You talk about getting involved in elections to kick out
do nothing in Republicans. I couldn't agree more. My question is,
since US elections have been totally compromised and corrupted as
evidence in twenty twenty, what makes you think they would
be legitimate going forward? His name is John. Let's talk
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about that election just stolen. So why do we get involved.
Let's talk about that. You haven't you ever think like that?
Before we do that? Let's talk about your safety, your
personal safety. This is not something we can outsource. Look,
you never could outsource this, outsource it. We always should
have had personal ownership of our safety. But now you
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just can't. You simply cannot. There are too many violent
people in this country, and we're bringing more in by
the thousand every single day. They're everywhere. Get a burn
up pistol launcher, and more importantly than that, get one
for the person you love, the person who maybe jogs
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your dad, where's your mom? You know there are bad
people everywhere, but they don't like guns. This is a
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We'll be back Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
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Don't worry. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. All right, so let's talk about this concept.
Got emailed in and he said, hey, I talk about
getting involved in elections and so on and so for,
but they stole the twenty twenty election. Elections are compromised. Okay,
So let's let's clear up a couple things here. One,
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America is not Washington DC. America is not Washington, DC.
And the future of our success or failure will not
be determined by whether or not we control the White House. Yes,
I want us to control the White House. I do
it helps. I want them out. Saving the country or
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losing the country is not something that will be decided
in November. Because saving the country is a process, not
an event. There will be a million battles to fight.
We will lose a bunch, we will win a bunch
in the end. Let's hope we're victorious. All right. So,
because America is not d C, we have to separate elections.
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Every election is not a presidential election. If you believe
that they cheated in any way in the twenty twenty election,
I agree with you. I agree with you all the
way In fact, I could point to about a million
different ways. We talk about it all the time on
the show. Even if you don't believe in things that
I don't necessarily buy into, hacked voting machines and stuff
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like that. What the FBI did with Facebook alone, burying
the Hunter Biden laptop story, that's cheating in an election.
That's malfeasan's that's election interference. That's cheating. That's wrong. They
use the federal government to campaign for Joe Biden. You
can't do that. That's cheating in an election. They did cheat.
But remember, presidential elections are not gubernatorial elections. They're not
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mayoral elections, they're not school board elections. And so let
me say something that a lot of people are going
to find wildly offensive on the right, And I don't
give a crap. Every election stolen, so I'm not getting
involved is a lot and a cop out, And it's
an excuse for you to be a lazy bum. That's
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what it is. You can believe presidential elections are stolen
and can be stolen. Frankly, I agree with you one
hundred percent. Every election isn't stolen. You're just too lazy
to get off your butt and go get involved. We
just had city council elections here in my town. At fact,
here in Texas, we've got school board elections coming up
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this year. We will win or lose those elections based
on the work we put in right now. Are we
running for office? Are we helping the people running for office?
Are we donating money? Are we knocking on doors? Are
we turning people out? No one's gonna hack thev owning machines.
We're not gonna blame China or the Democrat Party or
George Soros or anything like that. Those elections will be
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determined by who gets up off their butt and digs
in versus who sits on their butt. As of right now,
we get outworked in every single election cycle. And that's
why we lose critical ones. That's why abortion is enshrined
in the constitution now in the red state of Ohio.
It's why we lose school board races in blood red areas.
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It's not because they cheat, it's because day work and
we don't. And the right has had a laziness apathy
problem forever and this, every election stolen crap, has only
made that problem ten times worse. And this is from
someone who believes elections are stolen. And I'm telling you
right now, the idea that every election is stolen, I
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swear at this point in time, I am convinced it
was created by the Communists and exported to the right
just to create voter apathy on the right. You understand,
Do you get that we had two Republican senators from
the state of Georgia just like five minutes ago. Both
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of the Senate from the state of Georgia were Republican.
We controlled the Senate because we had two Republican senators
from the state of Georgia. Then the twenty twenty election happened,
and we told everyone I wouldn't even bother voting elections
are stolen in the right state home because of that idea.
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And now we have two Democrats from the state of
Georgia representing it in a Republican governor by the way,
So they managed to steal the Senate seats, but they
forgot about the governor's mansion. I think not. Yes, Democrats
cheat in elections. They always have, they always will. It's
not even arguable. That's why the Democrat party platform is
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that you shouldn't have to show id there's only one
reason you wouldn't want people to show ID It's because
you want to cheat. There's only one reason you would
want more mail balloting. It's because you want to cheat.
I admit, I acknowledge Democrats cheat. Democrat cheat, Democrats cheat.
But your local GOP rep is still in office, not
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because he cheated in the election, your local Rhino Rep.
It's because you and me have not put in enough
work to bounce him out in the primary. That's why
he's there. Your local school boards full of comedies. And
it's not because they hacked a voting machine. It's because
we didn't care enough to get up off the couch
and get involved in the dagone election. You can believe
they cheating presidential elections. And I'll follow this up with
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this one. They might cheat in the next presidential election
and the one we have coming. In fact, they probably will,
maybe they will. They're not going to cheat in every election.
And if you believe they did cheat in overt ways
in the last one, as in you think they waited
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until they saw Trump was leading and then they went
and found enough ballots. That's why all the Biden ballots
came in at two am. And it put him over
the top. It Actually, that is what I believe. If
you believe that as I do, Okay, fine, but they're
not doing that in your area. It is a cop
out and it's an excuse to give up and be lazy.
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That's what it is. The right has not cared enough.
We have lost this country not because of election cheating,
but because the people who want to destroy it have
wanted to destroy it more than we wanted to save
it and fix it. That's the truth. Get involved in
your election, all right? Do your menu whisper? What is
your opinion on taco trucks? Personally? I love them, but
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I have a process on picking them. I try not
to go to the fancy looking ones. I try to
find the average looking one and judged by the line
of people, I have never had bad tacos in this process.
Does this make me a bad taco whisper? His name
is Kate. Listen, Kate, you don't have to dance around things.
If you're at a taco truck, you look for Mexicans. Okay,
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if there are Mexicans at the taco truck, you're about
to eat. Well, here in Texas we know this. Well,
there are two places to get elite Mexican food in
Texas outside of restaurants, gas stations and taco trucks. If
you're not in Texas, you'll laugh at the gas station part.
The best Mexican food you can find is oftentimes in
some rundown gas station. What they'll do is they'll lease
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out a little kitchen portion of it, hire a couple
of Mexican women in there, and they're just churning out
tacos and tar das and what Chris and Guarnio's dada
and Chile's and things like that all day long. Best
singing in the world. The breakfast taco place I go
to all the time has three Mexican women working there.
They not only know my name by now, they know
my phone number. When I call, they say hah, say yawk, Kelly,
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we'll get them ready, and they have those tacos waiting
for me when I show up. And I love those
women and your taco truck the best taco truck in
my area. It's right by the gas station where you
can and I kid you not you walk in this
gas station, which I did one time. They have a
display up at the front where you can buy switchblades,
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do rags and plain white T shirts. I'm not making
this up. The most ghettoed out trash in the world.
And you look out at the taco truck, which is
a walking food safety violation, and the taco truck has
about ten Mexicans standing in line. You go stand in
that line, gringo, because you're about to eat good. Are
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you gonna have some lower intestinal problems afterwards? Probably? But
you're about to eat really, really good. Don't forget about that. Look,
if you want to eat good Mexican food, you're gonna
have to take some chances. All right, Good Mexican food
comes with risk. Everything great. You wanna climb out everest,
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you're gonna get cold. You want to eat good Mexican food.
You might get food poisoning. It comes with the territory.
Buck up, take your chalk. You'll feel better. You know.
You know what I start my mornings off with, whether
I've got a Mexican food tummy or my tummy's feeling good.
You know what? Chuck lit powder is right. I know
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you're gonna be shocked by this, but it's a play
on words. It's chocolate flavored, but it's not spelled whatever. Anyway,
it's packed full of itamins and minerals. Wake up first
thing in the morning. Do this. Wake up first thing
in the morning, go get a glass of water or
a glass of milk, dump a scoop, and then in
there stirred up and chug it. Just first thing. That's
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what I do. First thing. I walk right to the
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you a World Economic Forum at of audio. I'm gonna
do that when we get back before I finish the emails.
All right, hang out. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
(30:09):
Show on a Friday. I need to remind you again
that we will be here on Monday. I'm off the
rest of the week. Next week I'm taking vacation, but
we will be here on Monday doing a Memorial Day show.
It will be radically different than every other show. There
will be no politics, zero, zip, zilch. The entire thing
is dedicated to honoring the fallen. We'll be telling their stories,
(30:33):
We'll be reading their names. If you've emailed names of fallen,
whether it's in training or combat or whatnot, we will
try to get to as many names as humanly possible.
I can't. I used to be able to guarantee that
I would read every name. I am sorry that the
show ended up. The show ended up getting a lot
bigger than we ever thought they would that it would get,
(30:54):
and I may not get to every name. You don't
want to sit here and listen to me read names
for three hours. I'm going to get to as many
names and as many stories and as much as possible.
But it's going to be honoring the fallen on Monday.
If you have a name or something, feel free to
email it. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com will go
over everything we can, and it's a a We've always
(31:15):
felt obligated to do a show that day to honor
the fallen, So that will be a different show and
then when I get back following week, back to our
regularly scheduled programming. Now this tedros Dork, this Chinese puppet
that runs the World Health Organization. He's out there talking
about our food systems. And I'm not going to spend
long on this because I want to get to the
emails I didn't get to. But I just want to
(31:36):
remind you that climate change communism is communism's final form.
It's its most evil form. It's the most evil genocidal
ideology and the history of mankind. Because once you decide
that human beings themselves and their activities, their food, there everything.
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Once you decide humans are poison, then the inevitable conclusion
is you need to kill a bunch of human beings.
That's the basics, that's the essence of climate change communism.
Remember that when they talk about your food systems like this.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Our food systems are harming the held of people and planet.
Food systems contribute to over thirty percent of greenhouse gas
emissions and account for almost one third.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I need to clarify. Producer Michael just asked why I
called him Chinese. I should have clarified it's not because
he's Chinese. He's the head of the World Health Organization
because the dirty Chinese commis wanted him as head of
the World Health Organization. That's what I meant when I
said Chinese puppet. I didn't mean he was Chinese. Michael,
I know nationalities. I'm pretty glob Anyway, back to the
(32:57):
back to this guy.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Our food systems harming the health of people and planet.
Food systems contribute to over thirty percent of greenhouse gas
emissions and account for almost one third of the global
burden of this is Transforming food systems is therefore essential.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
But this guy's English sucks. I can't even understand half
of we say.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
By shifting toward this healthier, diversified, and more plant based diets,
if food systems delivered healthy diets for all, we could
save eight million lives per year. Who is committed to
supporting countries to develop and implement policies to improve diets
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and find climate change.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I can't take that anymore. I feel like I'm on
the phone with customer service just now. He's trying to
eliminate meat. They are attacking our food systems. They've been
attacking our food systems, and they've been more successful than
you or I realize, don't believe me. Talk to a
cattle farmer, talk to a guy who runs beef. You'll
believe me after you do that. And now here's a headline.
(34:04):
Why you know the thing headlines? We didn't get to
this subject of this one is stealing your material, showgun Well,
I'm in a private chat for politics with communists and
right wingers like us. I'm taking your advice because I
steal your material to drive the comedies in the group crazy.
(34:25):
They go insane when I use your material against them.
I take all your arguments and wisdom and take full
credit for it. Keep up the fantastic work you make
my day every day. I love the show. You're loyal fan, Janet.
You always steal whatever you want of mine. There's no
limit to what you can accomplish in life if you're
willing to take credit for other people's work. Dear Dick
(34:47):
Cheney of Paintball, I've been wanting to get back into
more history books instead of only fantasy football articles. Gosh,
I miss fantasy football. Can you name five US history
books every man should read in his lifetime. I'm I'm
currently working through Bloodlands from your recommendation, it's brutal, but
very eye opening. Thanks for the suggestion. His name is Bradley.
(35:08):
I look, I don't tell people a list, a definitive
list of history books. And here's why. I tell you
what I'm reading. I tell you whether I love it
or not. But I don't know what history you like.
Everyone loves history. It's just a matter of whether or
not you've discovered the kind of history you like or
not yet. You might like art history, you might be
(35:30):
a medieval history guy, an Ancient times history guy. Maybe
you're fascinated with Persia or Rome, or maybe you're World
War two, or maybe everyone likes something different. Everyone likes
something different, and that's fine. You have to find the
kind of history that works for you and then you
dig in there. The one guidance I will give in
(35:51):
is this, It's not that there aren't any new history
books that are written that are good. Guys like Hampton Sides.
Hampton Sides, whatever he writes is awesome, and he's very
much alive and still writing it. You read anything if
Hampton Sides writes it, by it, I do. And I
don't know him, miss like he's a friend. He just
writes great books. But if you stick with older stuff,
(36:14):
you'll get better stuff. And I don't mean you have
to read something from the eighteen hundreds. He doth for
tests too much. I'm not talking about that, just maybe
the nineteen seventies, eighties, fifties, somewhere back there. If you
start dabbling in quote history books that are written in
the two thousands, it might be okay. I'm not saying
(36:34):
there aren't good ones. It might be pretty rough. I
have heard that the Anti Communist Manifesto is particularly wonderful,
what Chris, and I've heard that you can still purchase
it at Jesse kellybook dot com. Jesse, you always say
defund communist agencies, but last week you kept saying end
social Security is now priority number one on the debt
(36:55):
Sometimes I wonder, actually I don't wonder. The truth is
that people here what they want to hear. I never
said ending social Security was number one on the debt list.
I said everything must go everything in order to save
the United States of America. We are going to have
to figure out how to cut back on all of
(37:16):
this stuff. All right now, put a smile on your face,
enjoy your Memorial Day weekend. Take a moment on Monday,
remember the fallen, Remember it's not Veterans Day. And I'll
see you then. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, we had all
kinds of stuff this hour. I'm gonna talk a little
bit about the World Health Organization attacking our food. I'll
get to that in a little while. Questions on everything
(00:33):
from the South after the Civil War, to where do
we move if we have to leave the country, to
many other things. But let's let's begin actually here, dear
historical oracle, why did the American South have so much
trouble with reconstruction after the Civil War? Was this the
failure of our politician's post civil war or just the
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inevitable consequences of losing a war? His name is Michael Okay,
So a lot of people the schools don't focus a
lot on reconstruction. Do keep something in mind that schools
and the history they teach in schools, even when it's
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not communist gobblygook. Very often teachers don't have time to
give you the depth of knowledge on any one historical subject.
They're going to give you a couple high points. If
you're interested, look more into it. Yourself. So I understand
the reasons. And look, America has this really weird thing
about the Civil War to this day. It's just kind
(01:40):
of a programmed response in people. All they know about
the Civil War is North goods South bat That's all
they know, which is ridiculous. It's insane. It's a crazy,
complicated affair with angels and demons on both sides. It
was an awful thing but a fascinating period of time.
But nobody teaches about reconstruction. I shouldn't say nobody, very
very few schools will dig into reconstruction. And I'm not
(02:05):
going to dig into a bunch here, but I will
just say that the South, remember this. The South had
virtually no chance to win the Civil War. That's why
they didn't declare war. Remember the South did not invade
the North. The North of made to the South. The
South did not declare war because they didn't have the
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logistical ability to even win a war. I think it
was New York, if I believe it's New York alone
had five times the economy of the entire South. That's
New York alone. The North was where all the industry was,
It's where the major ports were, it's where everything came
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the South. The South was farmland. That's what the South was.
The South had farmland. There was farms all over the place,
and yes, obviously slaves all over the place. Now, part
of the reason the South took so long to patch
things up after the Civil War is that the war
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was fought in the South. And I understand about Lee's
invasion of Pennsylvania and Gettysburg, and I get all that.
I'm not saying there weren't any battles up north, But
the vast majority of the Civil War was not fought
in the north. It was fought in the South. And
wars gobble up and destroy everything. You destroy, all the infrastructure,
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all the logistics, you kill, how many men? This is
one of the things. I'm sure there have probably been
books written about it, or if not, a nice long
paper would probably be interesting you kids, maybe looking for
an interesting topic in school. Here's a general topic that
would be interesting. How does a war any war? How
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does losing an entire generation of young men, How does
it negatively affect a country going forward? And how long
does it take a country to put itself back together
again after that? There are people out there today, good
point Chris in France, who say France has still not
(04:19):
recovered from World War one, World War one one hundred
years ago, and they say, France, you lose that high
of a percentage of your young men when you expand
that out to what it means for families and children's
in the children's children and the economy, and that, how
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does that hurt a nation? How does what happen in
the South and the North, how does it hurt a nation? Well,
it's brutal. And remember, nobody in the United States of
America was flushed with cash after the Civil War because
wars are expensed if the North was not flush with
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cash either. And this is back when the United States
of America had a non suicidal fiscal policy. So you
don't go to Congress. Do we have to understand how
insane how we do things today is you don't go
to Congress back then and just propose blowing some trillion
dollar bill. That does not happen. It could not happen.
(05:25):
You couldn't print money. You couldn't just go print money
that wasn't unbacked. We had sound money in a system
in place that required dound money. Yeah, Chris, that's a
good point about the fire. Chris brought up the story
I brought up before. I won't go into all the
details of it, but you want to know how crazy
things are. Think about the federal budget and all the
(05:45):
money and everywhere it goes, now goes everywhere. They're constantly
passing bills. You're funding turtlefarts in Mississippi and of course
a bunch of gay stuff in California. You're funding things
in Niger, You're funding things in China to taxpayer money here,
taxpayer money there. Just money, money, money, money, money everywhere. Well,
(06:06):
in this country, there was once a terrible, terrible fire,
I believe it was in Georgetown. In Georgetown, and at
the mere suggestion that the federal government contribute to putting
out the fire, there was almost anarchy in the streets.
That's not your money. You can't just take our money
(06:27):
and put out so what that's our money? Who do
you think you are? Shows you where we are now? Right,
So it's not as if there were gods of money.
Think about it. If you're in the South after the
Civil War, you are a farm based society. One of
the main drivers of that farming was the slaves. You
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used to have, well, now you have them still because
so many of the slaves stayed on their plantation, but
now you have to pay them. So now your costs
have gone up, the logistics have gone crazy, your entire
way of life has been ripped up. In rebuild, there's
not just a finger snapping way to put all that
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back together again. I find I probably picked this questions.
I find the subject so fascinating. I find the concept
of rebuilding at all after wars to be fascinating. When
I watch World War two stuff, and I know this
is really nerdy. I know I'm an old nerd. I
realize that. But when I watch like World War two,
(07:30):
World War One stuff, and you're looking at video footage,
you see something like Dresden in Germany where we fire
bombed and we have that huge firestorm. But pick your city,
it could be anywhere. Pick your city, and you're looking
at Stavingrad and it's just all bombed out buildings and
rubble and there's nothing left. I always think every time
(07:50):
I think, how long did it take to clean all
that up? Who cleaned it up? How long did it
take to put it all back together? You know, we
like to somehow imagine in our head that there's just
this magical ten million man army full of construction crews
to come in and clean up all that brick and
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mortar and we'll have you a new building up in
a month, Bob. But that's not true. Everyone's broke, so
many of the men are dead. Re Constructing anything after
a war is a nightmare. And the South was in
a bad situation. And it's why so many people today
when people try to reltigate all this Civil War stuff,
(08:33):
tear down that ravity Lee statue, which is really really pathetic,
they miss they miss all the efforts that took place
after the Civil War. After the Civil War, there were,
obviously there was tons of hard feelings. There were so
many people on the northern side who wanted so many
people in the South to be strung up gallows, treason,
you rebelled, it's trees and that kind of thing. And
(08:56):
what the country eventually settled on was, hey, this was terrible.
We can try to get our pound of flesh after
the fact, or we can come together agree that that
whole thing was bad. We're gonna give you a hand out,
and you a hand out, and let's extend a hand
(09:17):
to each other. And hey, let's agree that Ulysses S.
Grant was a war hero and Robert E. Lee was
a war hero, and we're all just gonna kind of
move on. These weren't things that were done just willy nilly.
These things were done because how do you put Humpty
Dumpty back together again when you're all shooting each other
in the face in mass That is a very very
(09:38):
difficult thing to do. That's what the country did. And
so look, the South went through a lot of it
after World War, after the Civil War, and you can argue,
you certainly can argue that they still haven't recovered. Look
you go drive through parts of the South. I remember
(10:00):
the last time I was in the Florida Panhandle. I
was driving through the Panhandle and it was crazy. I
was driving down this road. I remember it like it
was just to say. It was me and wife. We
were going somewhere. I forget where we were going. We're
driving just this two lane road down the Florida Panhandle,
and we would come across on our right or on
our left, this stunning plantation right off the road, gorgeous,
(10:23):
beautiful fence, beautiful gate. I don't even know how many
thousands of acres, just Barnes House. It was gorgeous. And
then the second you got off the plantation thing, boom,
it was a poor black neighborhood, run down homes, homes
without windows, mobile homes, black people laying around in the
(10:47):
in the yard. It was very clearly, it was very
very rough. And then right when you left that little
black neighborhood, same road, boom plantation, gorgeous plantation, leave that
poor black Neighborhoo, boom plantation. They still haven't put everything
back together again. It takes time. All right. Let's talk
about leaving America, this Trump thing in New York, and
(11:09):
many many other things. Let's talk about your dog though.
You see your dog, Your dog needs nutrition the same
way you need nutrition, the same way I need nutrition. Ah,
not to brag, I just want to point out that,
you know how I had to get my physical blood
work came back today. It's sparkling. The wife is furious
(11:29):
about it because of how healthy sheets versus me. But
I do take my vitamins, vitamins, minerals, probiotics. I need
those things. Your dog does too. Your dog is a living,
breathing thing and he doesn't get nutrition from dog food.
So pour Rough Greens on your dog's food. Go get
a free Jumpstart trial bag eight three three three three
(11:52):
my dog or Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse We'll be back,
what Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine, you get
that right, The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Admitting to you that I don't have any
idea what they're saying in that song Kiev a Hippy
there's It's till you get enough. I'm pretty sure I
(12:15):
have that last part down, but the rest of it,
no idea what they're saying whatsoever. But I kind of
mouth the words along and I act like I do
pretty much exactly like you're doing. Now. Remember you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also
remember what I said on Wednesday, Hey, Chris, go ahead
and write this one down. Joe Biden's gonna be on
the ballot in Ohio, all right? The death taxes and
(12:38):
the GOP grabbing their ankles every time they have a
chance at a win, those are the only three guarantees
in life. Joe Biden's gonna be on the ballot in Ohio,
after all, that's not who we are. Don't you love
that line? That's not who we are? And Ohio Governor
Mike DeWine from yesterday.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And it has passed several bills that would remedy this situation. However,
the House of Representatives has failed to do this. The
legislature had session yesterday and again failed to take any action.
This is simply unacceptable. Ohio is running out of time
(13:22):
to get Joe Biden, the sitting President of the United States,
on the ballot this fall. Failing to do so is
simply not acceptable.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Only the GOP Democrats launch effort after effort to get
Trump removed off the ballot. Joe Biden screws up totally
on his own, misses the deadline beyond the Ohio ballot,
and the Ohio Republican governor calls an emergency session to
(13:53):
bail him out. That's just the most GOP thing ever. Jesse,
I've been firmly convinced that we are looking at an
OJ jury and the Trump New York case. Do you
think the Trump rally there will influence the jury to
acquit even though they know they were chosen to convict him.
I do. You cannot be cynical enough in the world today,
said you can, I can use his name. His name
(14:15):
is Fred. Honestly, I've never really cared about the New
York trial, and this is why I always assumed he
was going to be convicted. There's always a chance you
get one good juror on there and they blow this
whole case out of the water, which they should. It's garbage.
I always assumed he would be convicted, and I never
cared because the New York trial, and I'm not dismissing it.
(14:37):
It does matter that they're using the law against Trump.
The New York trial was never the one that was
going to send him to prison. The Georgia case was
the one that was going to send him to prison,
and the d C case was the one that was
definitely going to send into prison. The DC case has
now been delayed until after the election, So if Trump
wins the election, he's going to blow that whole case
(14:58):
up and they won't have to worry about that, go
back to only having to worry about the Georgia case,
which may not happen because Fanny Willis had an affair
and blew a bunch of taxpayer money. So look caught
some serious breaks and it's wonderful. I wouldn't stress. Look,
there's enough to worry about going on right now, even
in the campaign season in the country. Don't sit and
stress this Trump New York trial. He's not going to
(15:20):
go to prison. What they've done to him is evil.
What they've done to him financially, criminally is evil. It's
very very evil. But don't don't let that weigh you down.
Dear doctor Steele Sombrero. If you had plenty of money
and needed to leave America forever with your family, where
would you go? My choice is Romania. Why? I don't know,
But like you, I make spontaneous decisions without much thought
(15:43):
and stick with them. It's not very nice. Where would
I go? Well, I haven't. I haven't been that very
many nice to that many nice places in the world,
you know, I just haven't. I've been to Mexico, Canada,
can't go to care anymore. Mexico. The thought of Mexico
(16:04):
was appealing to me. I love Mexico, and I realized
all the problems they have down there, But I love
Mexican people. I've just always had a lot of Mexican friends.
I love Mexican music, I love Mexican food. I love
Mexican beer, Mexican beaches, I hear. I've never been, but
I heard the Mexican mountains are gorgeous, supposed to be
(16:26):
some wonderful fishing down there, maybe Mexico. I thought, maybe
that's kind of a cop out answer. I will tell
you I I was a little blown away at how
beautiful Germany was. Now, you can't go to Germany because
it's going full comm faster than we're going full KARMI, Chris,
you might want to stay away from Germany. Pow what
(16:48):
I'm just saying. You never know either way. When we
went there, it's the only time we've ever been. We
went there at Christmas time. I'm from Montana. I'm used
to beauty, you know. I grew up in Montana, Utah, Colorado, Denver,
Salt Lake City. I grew up in the Rocky Mountains,
beautiful mountains, and so I know beauty, at least nature wise.
I know beauty after all, I know me what Chris anyway, No,
(17:12):
I know what beautiful terrain looks like. Or Georgia. Germany
was gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. Not Russia, Chris, Gosh, why Russia?
I don't want to live in that dump. I'm not
living in a dictatorship. Screw Russia, and I'm somebody who
actually I'm fascinated by Russian history, and I'm fascinated by
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Russian people. I know a few Russians, crazy people. They're
all crazy, and I love them for that. I'm just
not living under a system under a dictator. I'm not
gonna do that. What, Chris, What four thousand miles away
from Moscow? Buddy, they're Russians, that's nothing for them. Okay,
that's an afternoon. They do that on the weekend, pal,
These people are crazy. Hey, Jesse, I recently discovered your show.
(17:58):
I watch it religiously of Sunshine in a very dark world.
You talk about getting involved in elections to kick out
do nothing in Republicans. I couldn't agree more. My question is,
since US elections have been totally compromised and corrupted as
evidence in twenty twenty, what makes you think they would
be legitimate going forward? His name is John. Let's talk
(18:18):
about that election just stolen. So why do we get involved.
Let's talk about that. You haven't you ever think like that?
Before we do that? Let's talk about your safety, your
personal safety. This is not something we can outsource. Look,
you never could outsource this, outsource it. We always should
have had personal ownership of our safety. But now you
(18:39):
just can't. You simply cannot. There are too many violent
people in this country, and we're bringing more in by
the thousand every single day. They're everywhere. Get a burn
up pistol launcher, and more importantly than that, get one
for the person you love, the person who maybe jogs
alone alone, lives alone, sleeps alone. Where's your daughter, Where's
(19:04):
your dad, where's your mom? You know there are bad
people everywhere, but they don't like guns. This is a
non lethal gun. It's a pistol launcher. It's legal in
all fifty states. You don't even need a permit or
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(19:27):
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We'll be back Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
(19:48):
Don't worry. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. All right, so let's talk about this concept.
Got emailed in and he said, hey, I talk about
getting involved in elections and so on and so for,
but they stole the twenty twenty election. Elections are compromised. Okay,
So let's let's clear up a couple things here. One,
(20:09):
America is not Washington DC. America is not Washington, DC.
And the future of our success or failure will not
be determined by whether or not we control the White House. Yes,
I want us to control the White House. I do
it helps. I want them out. Saving the country or
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losing the country is not something that will be decided
in November. Because saving the country is a process, not
an event. There will be a million battles to fight.
We will lose a bunch, we will win a bunch
in the end. Let's hope we're victorious. All right. So,
because America is not d C, we have to separate elections.
(20:59):
Every election is not a presidential election. If you believe
that they cheated in any way in the twenty twenty election,
I agree with you. I agree with you all the
way In fact, I could point to about a million
different ways. We talk about it all the time on
the show. Even if you don't believe in things that
I don't necessarily buy into, hacked voting machines and stuff
(21:20):
like that. What the FBI did with Facebook alone, burying
the Hunter Biden laptop story, that's cheating in an election.
That's malfeasan's that's election interference. That's cheating. That's wrong. They
use the federal government to campaign for Joe Biden. You
can't do that. That's cheating in an election. They did cheat.
But remember, presidential elections are not gubernatorial elections. They're not
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mayoral elections, they're not school board elections. And so let
me say something that a lot of people are going
to find wildly offensive on the right, And I don't
give a crap. Every election stolen, so I'm not getting
involved is a lot and a cop out, And it's
an excuse for you to be a lazy bum. That's
(22:05):
what it is. You can believe presidential elections are stolen
and can be stolen. Frankly, I agree with you one
hundred percent. Every election isn't stolen. You're just too lazy
to get off your butt and go get involved. We
just had city council elections here in my town. At fact,
here in Texas, we've got school board elections coming up
(22:29):
this year. We will win or lose those elections based
on the work we put in right now. Are we
running for office? Are we helping the people running for office?
Are we donating money? Are we knocking on doors? Are
we turning people out? No one's gonna hack thev owning machines.
We're not gonna blame China or the Democrat Party or
George Soros or anything like that. Those elections will be
(22:53):
determined by who gets up off their butt and digs
in versus who sits on their butt. As of right now,
we get outworked in every single election cycle. And that's
why we lose critical ones. That's why abortion is enshrined
in the constitution now in the red state of Ohio.
It's why we lose school board races in blood red areas.
(23:14):
It's not because they cheat, it's because day work and
we don't. And the right has had a laziness apathy
problem forever and this, every election stolen crap, has only
made that problem ten times worse. And this is from
someone who believes elections are stolen. And I'm telling you
right now, the idea that every election is stolen, I
(23:36):
swear at this point in time, I am convinced it
was created by the Communists and exported to the right
just to create voter apathy on the right. You understand,
Do you get that we had two Republican senators from
the state of Georgia just like five minutes ago. Both
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of the Senate from the state of Georgia were Republican.
We controlled the Senate because we had two Republican senators
from the state of Georgia. Then the twenty twenty election happened,
and we told everyone I wouldn't even bother voting elections
are stolen in the right state home because of that idea.
(24:19):
And now we have two Democrats from the state of
Georgia representing it in a Republican governor by the way,
So they managed to steal the Senate seats, but they
forgot about the governor's mansion. I think not. Yes, Democrats
cheat in elections. They always have, they always will. It's
not even arguable. That's why the Democrat party platform is
(24:42):
that you shouldn't have to show id there's only one
reason you wouldn't want people to show ID It's because
you want to cheat. There's only one reason you would
want more mail balloting. It's because you want to cheat.
I admit, I acknowledge Democrats cheat. Democrat cheat, Democrats cheat.
But your local GOP rep is still in office, not
(25:06):
because he cheated in the election, your local Rhino Rep.
It's because you and me have not put in enough
work to bounce him out in the primary. That's why
he's there. Your local school boards full of comedies. And
it's not because they hacked a voting machine. It's because
we didn't care enough to get up off the couch
and get involved in the dagone election. You can believe
they cheating presidential elections. And I'll follow this up with
(25:28):
this one. They might cheat in the next presidential election
and the one we have coming. In fact, they probably will,
maybe they will. They're not going to cheat in every election.
And if you believe they did cheat in overt ways
in the last one, as in you think they waited
(25:50):
until they saw Trump was leading and then they went
and found enough ballots. That's why all the Biden ballots
came in at two am. And it put him over
the top. It Actually, that is what I believe. If
you believe that as I do, Okay, fine, but they're
not doing that in your area. It is a cop
out and it's an excuse to give up and be lazy.
(26:12):
That's what it is. The right has not cared enough.
We have lost this country not because of election cheating,
but because the people who want to destroy it have
wanted to destroy it more than we wanted to save
it and fix it. That's the truth. Get involved in
your election, all right? Do your menu whisper? What is
your opinion on taco trucks? Personally? I love them, but
(26:35):
I have a process on picking them. I try not
to go to the fancy looking ones. I try to
find the average looking one and judged by the line
of people, I have never had bad tacos in this process.
Does this make me a bad taco whisper? His name
is Kate. Listen, Kate, you don't have to dance around things.
If you're at a taco truck, you look for Mexicans. Okay,
(26:55):
if there are Mexicans at the taco truck, you're about
to eat. Well, here in Texas we know this. Well,
there are two places to get elite Mexican food in
Texas outside of restaurants, gas stations and taco trucks. If
you're not in Texas, you'll laugh at the gas station part.
The best Mexican food you can find is oftentimes in
some rundown gas station. What they'll do is they'll lease
(27:18):
out a little kitchen portion of it, hire a couple
of Mexican women in there, and they're just churning out
tacos and tar das and what Chris and Guarnio's dada
and Chile's and things like that all day long. Best
singing in the world. The breakfast taco place I go
to all the time has three Mexican women working there.
They not only know my name by now, they know
my phone number. When I call, they say hah, say yawk, Kelly,
(27:40):
we'll get them ready, and they have those tacos waiting
for me when I show up. And I love those
women and your taco truck the best taco truck in
my area. It's right by the gas station where you
can and I kid you not you walk in this
gas station, which I did one time. They have a
display up at the front where you can buy switchblades,
(28:03):
do rags and plain white T shirts. I'm not making
this up. The most ghettoed out trash in the world.
And you look out at the taco truck, which is
a walking food safety violation, and the taco truck has
about ten Mexicans standing in line. You go stand in
that line, gringo, because you're about to eat good. Are
(28:23):
you gonna have some lower intestinal problems afterwards? Probably? But
you're about to eat really, really good. Don't forget about that. Look,
if you want to eat good Mexican food, you're gonna
have to take some chances. All right, Good Mexican food
comes with risk. Everything great. You wanna climb out everest,
(28:44):
you're gonna get cold. You want to eat good Mexican food.
You might get food poisoning. It comes with the territory.
Buck up, take your chalk. You'll feel better. You know.
You know what I start my mornings off with, whether
I've got a Mexican food tummy or my tummy's feeling good.
You know what? Chuck lit powder is right. I know
(29:04):
you're gonna be shocked by this, but it's a play
on words. It's chocolate flavored, but it's not spelled whatever. Anyway,
it's packed full of itamins and minerals. Wake up first
thing in the morning. Do this. Wake up first thing
in the morning, go get a glass of water or
a glass of milk, dump a scoop, and then in
there stirred up and chug it. Just first thing. That's
(29:25):
what I do. First thing. I walk right to the
kitchen chocolate powder every single morning. Man, it changes your day.
It's like your body. You can feel your body celebrating
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(29:48):
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you a World Economic Forum at of audio. I'm gonna
do that when we get back before I finish the emails.
All right, hang out. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
(30:09):
Show on a Friday. I need to remind you again
that we will be here on Monday. I'm off the
rest of the week. Next week I'm taking vacation, but
we will be here on Monday doing a Memorial Day show.
It will be radically different than every other show. There
will be no politics, zero, zip, zilch. The entire thing
is dedicated to honoring the fallen. We'll be telling their stories,
(30:33):
We'll be reading their names. If you've emailed names of fallen,
whether it's in training or combat or whatnot, we will
try to get to as many names as humanly possible.
I can't. I used to be able to guarantee that
I would read every name. I am sorry that the
show ended up. The show ended up getting a lot
bigger than we ever thought they would that it would get,
(30:54):
and I may not get to every name. You don't
want to sit here and listen to me read names
for three hours. I'm going to get to as many
names and as many stories and as much as possible.
But it's going to be honoring the fallen on Monday.
If you have a name or something, feel free to
email it. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com will go
over everything we can, and it's a a We've always
(31:15):
felt obligated to do a show that day to honor
the fallen, So that will be a different show and
then when I get back following week, back to our
regularly scheduled programming. Now this tedros Dork, this Chinese puppet
that runs the World Health Organization. He's out there talking
about our food systems. And I'm not going to spend
long on this because I want to get to the
emails I didn't get to. But I just want to
(31:36):
remind you that climate change communism is communism's final form.
It's its most evil form. It's the most evil genocidal
ideology and the history of mankind. Because once you decide
that human beings themselves and their activities, their food, there everything.
(32:00):
Once you decide humans are poison, then the inevitable conclusion
is you need to kill a bunch of human beings.
That's the basics, that's the essence of climate change communism.
Remember that when they talk about your food systems like this.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Our food systems are harming the held of people and planet.
Food systems contribute to over thirty percent of greenhouse gas
emissions and account for almost one third.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I need to clarify. Producer Michael just asked why I
called him Chinese. I should have clarified it's not because
he's Chinese. He's the head of the World Health Organization
because the dirty Chinese commis wanted him as head of
the World Health Organization. That's what I meant when I
said Chinese puppet. I didn't mean he was Chinese. Michael,
I know nationalities. I'm pretty glob Anyway, back to the
(32:57):
back to this guy.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Our food systems harming the health of people and planet.
Food systems contribute to over thirty percent of greenhouse gas
emissions and account for almost one third of the global
burden of this is Transforming food systems is therefore essential.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
But this guy's English sucks. I can't even understand half
of we say.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
By shifting toward this healthier, diversified, and more plant based diets,
if food systems delivered healthy diets for all, we could
save eight million lives per year. Who is committed to
supporting countries to develop and implement policies to improve diets
(33:42):
and find climate change.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I can't take that anymore. I feel like I'm on
the phone with customer service just now. He's trying to
eliminate meat. They are attacking our food systems. They've been
attacking our food systems, and they've been more successful than
you or I realize, don't believe me. Talk to a
cattle farmer, talk to a guy who runs beef. You'll
believe me after you do that. And now here's a headline.
(34:04):
Why you know the thing headlines? We didn't get to
this subject of this one is stealing your material, showgun Well,
I'm in a private chat for politics with communists and
right wingers like us. I'm taking your advice because I
steal your material to drive the comedies in the group crazy.
(34:25):
They go insane when I use your material against them.
I take all your arguments and wisdom and take full
credit for it. Keep up the fantastic work you make
my day every day. I love the show. You're loyal fan, Janet.
You always steal whatever you want of mine. There's no
limit to what you can accomplish in life if you're
willing to take credit for other people's work. Dear Dick
(34:47):
Cheney of Paintball, I've been wanting to get back into
more history books instead of only fantasy football articles. Gosh,
I miss fantasy football. Can you name five US history
books every man should read in his lifetime. I'm I'm
currently working through Bloodlands from your recommendation, it's brutal, but
very eye opening. Thanks for the suggestion. His name is Bradley.
(35:08):
I look, I don't tell people a list, a definitive
list of history books. And here's why. I tell you
what I'm reading. I tell you whether I love it
or not. But I don't know what history you like.
Everyone loves history. It's just a matter of whether or
not you've discovered the kind of history you like or
not yet. You might like art history, you might be
(35:30):
a medieval history guy, an Ancient times history guy. Maybe
you're fascinated with Persia or Rome, or maybe you're World
War two, or maybe everyone likes something different. Everyone likes
something different, and that's fine. You have to find the
kind of history that works for you and then you
dig in there. The one guidance I will give in
(35:51):
is this, It's not that there aren't any new history
books that are written that are good. Guys like Hampton Sides.
Hampton Sides, whatever he writes is awesome, and he's very
much alive and still writing it. You read anything if
Hampton Sides writes it, by it, I do. And I
don't know him, miss like he's a friend. He just
writes great books. But if you stick with older stuff,
(36:14):
you'll get better stuff. And I don't mean you have
to read something from the eighteen hundreds. He doth for
tests too much. I'm not talking about that, just maybe
the nineteen seventies, eighties, fifties, somewhere back there. If you
start dabbling in quote history books that are written in
the two thousands, it might be okay. I'm not saying
(36:34):
there aren't good ones. It might be pretty rough. I
have heard that the Anti Communist Manifesto is particularly wonderful,
what Chris, and I've heard that you can still purchase
it at Jesse kellybook dot com. Jesse, you always say
defund communist agencies, but last week you kept saying end
social Security is now priority number one on the debt
(36:55):
Sometimes I wonder, actually I don't wonder. The truth is
that people here what they want to hear. I never
said ending social Security was number one on the debt list.
I said everything must go everything in order to save
the United States of America. We are going to have
to figure out how to cut back on all of
(37:16):
this stuff. All right now, put a smile on your face,
enjoy your Memorial Day weekend. Take a moment on Monday,
remember the fallen, Remember it's not Veterans Day. And I'll
see you then. That's all
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