June 11, 2024 • 36 mins
We have a huge republican problem and JD Vance is part of the solution. A dangerous mentality on the Left. Even the UN is trying to flood America with illegals. Golf Champion Jesse. Are we overestimating the protection our oceans provide the country?
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Fidal hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. We're gonna talk about
these gun comments from Joe Biden. I'm gonna do a
bunch of emails. We'll get into this JD Van's vice
president mass illegal immigration thing that's coming Ah, that and
so much more is coming up this hour. Remember you
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can email me, and you should Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Now let's go back to this. Joe Biden,
of course, gave a gun grabbing speech today trying to
whip up his rabid, vile street communist mob at the
prospect of having you disarmed. That way they can come
to your house and kill you and your whole family.
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We're at the very least threatened to do so if
you don't comply. In the end, that's what it's all about. Remember,
it's all about disarming you. They know the statistics. Stop
telling your liberal aunt Pegy that all the murders happen
in Chicago. She understands that. She's just not worried about
stopping murders. She's worried about stopping you. And this this.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Little line that not only is used by Joe Biden.
You can hear this line out a Democrat, congressman, Democrat senators,
all the different apparatricks in the media. They love dropping
this line.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, they want to think is to take on government.
If we get out of line which they're talking on
again about, well guess what they need F fifteen's. They
don't need a rifle.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm not going to do the thing that I could
do and talk about how the Taliban didn't have F fifteens,
But I am going to do this. We've talked a lot,
and we will always talk a lot because because it's
the biggest story on the planet and probably will be
for the entirety of my life. When they the day
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they probably fire me off this show, I'll still be
talking about the most dangerous situation on the planet. The
most dangerous situation on the planet is our government turning
its guns inward, turning its guns against us. The people
who run the government. They think the American citizen is
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the most dangerous thing in the world. When Democrats and
Republican leadership, when they get together, they have their cocktail parties,
they have their meetings behind closed doors. They don't stress
about ISIS, or Russia or even China. They don't stress
about these things. They talk about you. You the angry citizen.
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You're mad about your grocery prices. You believe in freedom.
You want to be able to say whatever you want.
You want to be able to own whatever guns you want,
drive wherever you want. You're the one holding them back
from doing all the things they want to do, and
they have decided to do something about it, and it
comes bubbling out of them with this talking point. Every
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time Eric Swalwell has famously talked about nukes, you can't
take on the government.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We have nukes.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So let's just game that out in his head. So,
Eric Swalwell, you've thought about nuking US citizens. You've thought
about dropping a nuclear weapon on your own people, Joe Biden,
all the other Democrats who've used this line. So you've
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thought about sending an air strike against the American people?
You know they have. That's why they have that talking point.
It's what they think about, it's what they dream about,
and it's exactly why they bend over backwards now to
turn you into an enemy of the state. They pretend
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we're a democracy. They use that word. We're democracy, democracy, democracy,
and then they call you repeatedly a threat to democracy,
a threat to democracy, a threat to democracy.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Why do they do that.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's not just to win elections. They do that because
if they can turn you into not the opposition party
but an enemy of the state, if they can turn
you into an enemy of the state, then they can
justify using state power against you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And it just.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Comes bubbling out of them. They use this line repeatedly
because they've thought about it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
If they want to think is to take on government.
If we get out of line, which they're talking on
again about, well guess what they need f fifteens. They
don't need a rifle.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
All the f fifteens in the world. Wouldn't save you
people from the American people rising up.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I hope you know.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That just never would. But that is why they want
you disarmed. That is why. And your Second Amendment again,
it's not about hunting deer and it's not about stopping robbers.
Those are nice side benefits of having one. The Second
Amendment is there to stop the government. The evil men
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who run our government know that they hate it, and
they bend over backwards to try to stop you and
of course gop or is like Mitch McConnell and John
Cornyn help them do so, Dear conqueror of Algebra, it's
not nice. I caught your show for the first time
on TV. When I saw you, I winced, and I'm
not sure if it was the light reflecting off your
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balding head or your bright white gopher teeth.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't have gopher teeth. Either way, I think.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I will remain a listener only of a thirty two
year old submarine.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Bet and I love the show.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You have a way of looking at topics that is
more profound than you give yourself credit. Any civil war
books you can recommend that isn't the simple North, Good
South bad types as Blake?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I need to come up with a civil war list.
But it has actually been some years, believe it or not,
since I've read a civil war book. I kind of
got sidetracked with a World War two thing, and then
I got sidetracked with a World War One thing. And
I've been really fascinated with the Napoleon lately, the Napoleonic Wars,
and I've been neglecting my civil war history. No, I
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don't have one, but I hope to Jesse. My grandfather,
Arthur Sevester Shoemaker enlisted in nineteen thirty nine and was
on board the us S Whitney in Pearl Harbor when
the Japanese attack. The guy goes on to say a
couple of things. Anyway, he says, please let the bar
eat in honor of Lieutenant Commander Shoemaker. We, of course,
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He says, fair winds and following seas. And his name
is James, those old Navy types back then, dude, a
different breed, Jesse as a marine. Do you or any
other Marines you know of ever cringe when you hear
James Carvill identifying himself as a marine or as the
USMC disavowed him. His name is Jane. I used to
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this stuff used to bother me. I used to bother
me a lot. But we were bothered by many things. Honestly,
we were bothered as grunt types. We were bothered that
we were stuck in the crappiest part of it. And
every pogue in the world would go back and talk
about all the combat he'd been through. You know, that
stuff used to bother us. And then I used to
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be bothered a lot by the Democrats. Remember, Democrats in
this country have a patriotism problem. And they know that.
And I don't mean they think they need to love
the country more. Democrats understand that Norms and Normas who
vote Democrat can never find out how much they truly
loathe America, and they do. That's why they don't fly
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American flags. It's not an accident. If a house is
flying an American flag, it's never a Democrat house.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
The Democrat Party is the anti America party. But they
can't they can't let Norman Norma know that. So here's
what they do. They go recruit veterans, and they've done
this very very successfully. You go find a guy who
was in the Marines, but he's a moron, so he's
a Democrat and you run in for office and you say, hey,
fucked for this country. Look how much we love America.
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And they show a picture of him in uniform. Of course,
and that stuff used to get to me so much,
but I've let it go now. Look, vets, I'm glad
we honor bets. I onor vets. I know you honor vets,
but vets can be just as big or bigger turds
than anyone else, and I'm sad to admit that includes Marines.
You may get a lower percentage when it comes to
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the Marines, but there's plenty of them out there. I
don't let it get to me anymore. Jesse, I agree
with you on the topic of garlic bread. I wanted
to take it one step further. I prefer homemade garlic
bread out of King Toast. I don't like the frozen type.
I don't usually like the frozen type either. I'm okay
with toast, but everyone knows that Hamburger buns make the
greatest garlic bread out there. All right, now, let's talk
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about this really quickly.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Two things.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I've told you that I don't want jd Vance to
be Donald Trump's vice president, and I've told you why.
I like jd Vance a lot. It's one of my
favorite senators, and I don't have veryman as senators I like.
And I know he would be good for Trump. He'd
be a reliable ally, he'd be he'd probably help win
the election. He'd be he'd do better with those ross
belt swing voters. But we lose sight of something so often,
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especially in election years, we say to ourselves that we
do this terribly on the right. We have this terrible
savior complex, and we say we'll just get Trump in
there and you'll fix it all. But that's not how
the government works here. And as soon as as soon
as we realized how evil the government was, this should
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have driven it home for us that we need so
much more than just the White House. If Donald Trump
is to win this December, this November, I'm sorry, and
he was to try to do something like the things
he has to do to save the country mass deportation
of illegals, he is going to need allies in the
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House and the Senate. He's going to need jd Vance.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
There.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Here's a headline that pairs nicely with it. GOP funding
bill includes billions for you and backed mass migration to
the US. That's from Brightbart. Donald Trump is not enough.
We need a house, we need a Senate, We need
jd Vance exactly where he is. That's the truth, all right.
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Speaker 1 (11:44):
We'll be back. It is the Jesse Cali Show.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
On a Tuesday, I'll hunter Biden conviction Day. We'll see
how it goes from there. Now, let's touch on something
we just touched on really quickly. There about the GOP
funding bill gearing up tor in mass immigrants from all
over the world at a time where the country is
filled up with them, burdening the healthcare system, the school system,
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inflation going up, the housing market. Part of the reason
people can't afford housing anymore is all the illegals we
have pouring into the country. And Joe Biden, this shows
you the elites. This shows you how committed they are
to the destruction of this country and how little they
care about it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
There's an art. Here's a headline for you.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Biden's investor allies demand mass amnesty before the election because
they fear Trump will win anyway. It goes on to
discuss men like Kevin Lynn, founder of US tech Workers,
but he's certainly not alone. Elite after elite after elite,
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demanding that all these foreigners hostile to this land, violating
our sovereignty, taking the job, the housing, the school spots,
the hospital spots that should belong to American citizens. The
people who fund the Democrat Party and the Republican Party
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at the top levels are demanding that these millions stay
right where they are now. Right back to what I
was talking about before about JD. Vance potentially being Donald
Trump's vice president. I don't think enough people have considered
how many Republicans and the House in the Senate will
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oppose with everything in their being any kind of actual
border security. Do I need to remind everyone that Trump
got about fifty feet a wall.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Built during his four years. He wanted to build a
lot more.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
He had roadblocks thrown in front of him, not just
by Democrats, but by Republicans at every turn. We have
a huge Republican problem. We can't just take every decent
Republican out of the House and Senate and put him
next to Trump in the White House because he's not
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running to be dictator. He's running to be president. And
we have a Republican party that is putrate, to put
it mildly, and I'm being really nice with that PUTRD.
We are going to need allies in many, many different places.
Let's drop the savior complex. We need a lot more
than just a president. You want me to do you
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want me to lay it out for you? How clear
is this is not.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
An attempt to ban TikTok.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tick tech toe
a winner, a.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Winner pontifus Maximus.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
First, what's your golf handicap? Okay, Well, let's address this
really quickly. I don't like to brag about athletic achievement.
You know I've told you before, I played basketball and
baseball for most of my life.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And I don't like to. I don't like to. I
don't like to.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Brag about anything. All right, It certainly not who I am.
And I've told you I wasn't a great basketball player.
To put it mildly, I wasn't a great baseball player.
But when it comes to golf, I was part of
a tournament one time at the Tucson Country Club. It's
this really fancy country club in Tucson, Arizona. And no,
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I wasn't a member anything like that. It's where all
the rich people go. So I knew some of the
guys there. I was running for Congress, and they made
me part of their scramble. Now, just for you non golfers,
when you were in a tournament and there's a scramble,
you play the best ball, so all four of you
hit off the tee and then you go to where
whoever hit the best ball and you play their ball.
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And this tournament was it involved handicaps, meaning here's what
a golf Chris has. What a golf handicap is? Gosh, Chris,
are you kidding me? So if I'm a way better
golfer than you, Chris, which I think it's probably reasonable
to exsume I would assume I would be. We could
actually take each other on. We need to figure out
what your handicap is. A handicap has spent. Essentially, I'm
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spotting you some shots that I don't get spotted. How
many shots? I don't know. You want your handicap to
be zero, really, that's what you're going for. You don't
want a high handicap. Mine was. It was in the
upper thirties. It was. No, Chris, it's not good. It's
really bad, buddy, it's very bad.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I do golf. I can golf, but I've golf.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Really really poorly once every year, once every couple of years.
You know, the suits want to go out. I want
to golf. I can golf. I can't break any golf
clubs anymore like I used to. I've pulled I've pulled
back on that. So I've managed my temper a lot
better now than I used to manage. Anyway, this golf tournament,
champions of this golf tournament. I am a golf champion.
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So you want to talk golf, That's what I am now.
Did we use a single one of my sh on
this scramble. No, no, we didn't, No, absolutely not. We
were always just picking up my ball and going to
whoever had shot a better ball that moment. But look,
champion is champion. I got the same trophy those guys got.
What Chris, what's my mini golf game?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I'm unbelievable, unbelievable. No, I don't know why you don't
believe I am. I'm unbelievable. You see, it's more about
feel than anything else. When it comes to putt putt golf.
When you you're staring at the big clown and he's
spitting the ball back out you, you know, happy Gilmour style,
you get intimidated.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Me.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I know I'm a champion. After once you're a golf champion,
you think like a champion. In fact, the first date
I took the wife out on, if you don't count
the time we had a blind date, really the first
official date we had, I took her out to this
pretty nice restaurant called Claim Jumpers, where you get about
thirty pounds of food for fifty cents. And then after
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that I took her putt putt golfing had to show
her the ropes too, Chris, Oh, your techniques a little off.
Let me help you out what I was trying to
help her? Anyway, After all that, we're still married, so
golf champion, and I'll answer the rest of this about
the oceans. Do they still protect us? Hang on The
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Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Loss she knows, so long as nine.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
Kellyshow dot com. Now, let's talk about the rest of
this thing about our oceans, because the guy asked about
my golf handicap, and then he said, I always hear
about how blessed we are to have our two big
oceans that have always protected us. However, I can't help
but think this is just like how the citizens of
Constantinople felt until the Ottoman cannon's blasted a hole in
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their beloved walls. Do you feel like a comparison is warranted?
And we are overestimating the protections our oceans have provided
us as a nation, but we cannot rely on them like.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
We used to. Well, look, here's the thing, here's.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
The headline from today, Believe it or not, Russian naval
group shadowed off of Florida by the US. In case
you haven't been paying attention to the news, we talked
about it a couple times on this show. Russia has
sent some big boy, big boy ships down to Cuba.
Now they say, of course they're doing this for exercises. Now,
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this is what the US does. This is what navies
across the world do. Whenever they want to intimidate somebody,
whenever you want to do a little flexing, you gather
up some of your big boys ships, you park them
off the coast of some country and say.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
What, what are you worried about. We're just doing some exercises.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
No big deal. But we're talking nuclear powered submarine. There's
a Russian nuclear powered submarine currently parked off our coast.
The climate carries cruise missiles. No, I don't think Russia
is about to launch an attack on America. I think
this is probably more of a putin thing where he's saying,
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all right, you're shooting your weapons into our shores, into
our borders. Don't forget I can get to you inside
of your borders too. Better keep that in mind. Probably
a simple state craft intimidation tactic type thing. But back
to your question, two oceans, they really have been magnificent
for the United States of America. Americans don't fully appreciate
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how geographically blessed we are. And how could you appreciate
that when all your teachers in school just told you
how bad the country sucked geographically? We are so blessed.
We're away from Europe, We're away from all that Middle
East crap. We're away from Russia, away from all the
turmoil in Africa. We're in a different hemisphere with two
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gigantic oceans protecting us, and that does mean a lot. Now,
to answer your question, which is a little dark and cynical,
but it's a very valid question. Hey, I can't help
but feel like we've relied on this for too long.
Here's the truth. There's going to come a day when
those oceans don't protect us anymore. I don't think that's today.
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I don't think it's tomorrow. As many problems as our military,
our navy, as every branch really is going through right
now because of all the cultural Marxist filth in there
and the rot and the poor leadership, we still have
so many ships, so much technology, so much stuff there.
Even if you were to argue that we can't take
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on any navy in the world, which I think we
probably could, other navies can't come here. We might not
be able to go over to let's say, the South
China Sea and defeat the Chinese navy. We may not
be able to defeat them on their home ground, is
what I'm saying. When they have things they can launch
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from shore to aid their navy, but they can't come
here either. Russia can't come here either and take on hours.
But if we're going to fast forward through all that
and get a little kind of ominous dark future thing, Look,
you brought up a very good point. For thouds of years,
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the Roman Empire stood and dominated, and then they experienced
troubles and troubles and troubles, and soon the empire split.
It wasn't just the Eastern Empire and Roman Empire, by
the way, that's just the one people know, but we'll
keep it simple for now. It split East west East
eventually died away because most of the money making stuff
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was in the West, so East died away and the
Western Roman Empire begins being centered around Constantinople, full city.
I'm sorry. The Eastern and Roman Empire. I mixed mixed
those up the West Felle. The Eastern Roman Empire kept
on keeping on, Thank you, Michael. Sorry I screwed up
my directions here. The Eastern Roman Empire kept on keeping
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on Constantinople. And they were so famous for their fortifications,
and if you ever zoom in, you could do this today.
They had so many fortifications, and they had things like
a big chain that stretched across the water you couldn't
get ships in, and it just it was a place
that had always stood, and they thought it was always
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going to stand. But just like every other civilization, it
stands until it doesn't anymore. I don't think that's about
to happen to us. I don't, but one day it will.
And that's just the way it goes. Dear teach, to
be honest, I flinch every time you say history today.
I guess because I had such a dreadfully boring history
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teachers in grade school in high school. However, I always
thoroughly enjoy the ride with you as you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Delve into history.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
He says, Notice I said delve instead of dive. Anyway,
your pictorial D Day program was not only riveting but
timely since no one else on radio did anything close.
Why do you think that is? You're one of a kind.
Why do I think that is? Why didn't anyone do
what we did on D Day? Well, let me remind
you if you missed our D Day show the eightieth
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anniversary of D Day, that's a worthwhile one to go
back and download and listen to with your kids. It's
the first hour and a half two hours of the show.
It's not even politics, it's just a history story. We
talk about the Rangers, what they did that day and
D Day and a lot of the stuff behind it,
something you would probably enjoy. Why didn't other.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
People do it?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Well, let me explain something to you. There is whenever
you have a job in radio, it's not a job. Okay,
I don't have a job. I screw off for a living.
You have a job. And I know this because I've
had no jobs my whole life. Now I sit down
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behind a microphone and they pay me to do this.
Who gets paid to do that? And so what happens
is when you come across one of these winning lotto
tickets in life, you know I shouldn't be here. I'm
not any better than anyone else at this When you
come across these winning lotto tickets in life, or like
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a radio job, they're gonna pay me to talk on
the radio. What happens is you stop taking chances and
you start just doing what you think you're supposed to do,
or what the suits tell you to do, or what
this radio guy does. I listen to this guy, and
this is what he did. And you don't want to
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take any chances because if you take a chance, if
you swing on something and miss on something, what if
you get that phone call one day and they tell you, Ah,
your show sucks. You have to go find a real
job now. And so what you get is the most boring,
mind numbing stuff from so many people because they don't
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want to take any chances. I think I'll just sit
down and I'll read this headline about Biden and I'll
talk about why he sucks, and then I'll kiss Trump's
butt for another hour, and then I'll take some calls,
and then I'll go home and I'll come back and
do it again tomorrow, three hundred and sixty five days
of the year.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And you just you don't want to take any chances
or do anything interesting.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I've never believed in that. I swing for the fences
in life, and it has ruined me many times, and
sometimes it works out. We have been very blessed on.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
This show that the show has grown and blew up
like it did.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
And it's done that in part because we take chances.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
We take chances.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know that I've lost affiliates before. I told a
story one time. It was a hilarious, really gross story
about my buddy in a porta John in Iraq, and
I remember, I won't give out the name of it,
but we lost in affiliate. They flat out dropped the show.
This is gross, This is stupid. I want to hear
more Biden talk da you know what goodbye This show
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is so people can enjoy it. And I love history.
And on the eightieth anniversary of D Day, if I
want to take three freaking hours and talk about it.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And ain't anybody gonna tell me otherwise, period, And I'm
just giving everyone adds up right now. Pearl Harbor Day
is coming up in December. You better gear up for
that one, all right. They take chances when you get
that big promotion. Don't be safe with it, take chances,
do the things that got you there. If you're starting
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a podcast or you do a radio show or whatnot,
don't do the same dag gun show everyone else does.
That sucks freakin boring. Why didn't any of us want
anyone else do it?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's what I'm passionate about, all right. Maybe maybe it's
just the chalk. When your testosterone levels are where they're
supposed to be or above where they're supposed to be,
you'll find yourself being bolder taking chances. If you're a
low t weenie because you've been drinking all the estrogen
in the water it's in the plastics, then you're gonna
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be more reluctant to do.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Things like that.
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Speaker 1 (28:51):
All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Remember to email us Jess at Jesse kellyshow dot com
if you miss any part of the show. Download the
whole thing on iart, Spotify, iTunes. So there's something else
I saw today that we should address. A lot of
the communist apparatics are reporting that the FBI is.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Reporting violent crime is down. Murders and rapes and thefts,
they're down. Everywhere violent crime is down. Isn't that great?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Well, here's what's happening. The major cities, cities like New York, Nashville,
all the commie run cities, they all know, rapes, murders, robberies,
everything else is up, up, up, up, up up, and
it continues to go up. We're not prosecuting criminals, we're
importing more of them. Violent crime is a big, big,
big problem. So what they did is what the system
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always does.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
They lied.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
They came up with a way to lie, to try
to make you question what you see out there. They
stopped pouring the violent crime to the FBI. And so
the FBI comes up with these statistics now to tell
you crime, what crime, that's all in your head. We've
been tracking it and it's all down. It's that or
(30:15):
they act like it's just propaganda that makes you afraid
of getting wrong.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
There is a concerted effort to make people afraid of crime.
So there's a lot of fear in politics. There are
a lot of people in power who want to remain
in power that are afraid of losing those positions of
power by not supporting police or criticizing police.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, you see, it's just a propaganda effort. That's the
reason why you don't think the streets are very safe
out there. It's certainly not because all the filth you
see everywhere. All right, forget about that, Move on to
this real quick before we get the headlines.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
One more email.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Cancer charity apologizes for using sir vics instead of inclusive
terms like front hole. It's the Canadian Cancer Society and
they issued a statement apologizing for the term cervix and
they corrected it with front hole.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I have told you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
This before, and I think about this a lot. You
know that story, that biblical story, Old Testament, Chris of
Lot and his family, and it's the Sodom and Gomorrah story.
Everyone's at least heard of it. But Lot, you know,
he's residing in these places, and these places are apparently
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just full of the most degenerate filth in the world.
And a couple angels go visit Scott. Scott go visit Lot,
and the people of the town find out the angels
male figures are there, and I started trying to batter
down his door, why so they can rape the men?
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And Lot is so desperate to protect these angels right,
to keep them from harm, that he actually offers his
daughters up to the people of the town. Please don't
touch these angels. Here, have my daughters instead. And the
men of the town are not interested at all. I said,
we don't want the daughters, we want the men. Let
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us have them so we can rape them. I grew
up in an era where whenever I read that Bible
story it made no sense to me. Whatsoever. I couldn't
I couldn't understand it. I just didn't understand. There's no
society that would degenerate that bad. That doesn't even make sense.
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And it's not that I was questioning God, but it, honestly,
it seemed beyond belief. Man, does it still seem beyond belief.
But does that seem like exactly the kind of place
we're heading to?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, and now here's a headline, why go you know,
you know the.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Six suspected terrorists with ISIS ties are arrested in a
sting operation in New York, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia. ISIS
already here, already plotting multi city sting attempt rolls some up.
Make sure you keep America itself in your prayers. We
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have some very bad people who've crossed that border, and
who knows what they're planning right now. Law Fair New
Jersey announces an investigation into Trump liquor licenses. Well, yes,
why wouldn't they. Why wouldn't another communist jurisdiction go after Trump,
go after his supporters when no Democrat has been arrested
(34:02):
yet to this date, they've had no incentive to stop
Andrew Cuomo to testify before COVID Committee on pandemic blunders.
They use that word blunders. Andrew Cuomo knowingly put COVID
positive people in the one place where they could kill
a lot of people, into nursing homes, resulting in the
(34:23):
death of well over fifteen thousand New York seniors and
he got away with it scott free, and now they're
going to call it blunders. This is the kind of
stuff I can't stomach. Cuomo should be in prison. Pentagon
data reveals US soldiers more likely to die by suicide
than in combat. Soldiers being mistreated when they come home,
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being neglected when they come home. It's nothing new, that's
a tale as old as time. But what this country
does with our returning troops is disgraceful. It's not a
care in the world for them. All all this stuff,
all this burden has fallen on to private charities, private groups,
and man, that is so sad. The White House canceled
(35:08):
scheduled press briefings after Hunter Biden conviction. That is just
so perfect for the Biden administration. Always convicted. Oh got
a little cough. I guess we can't have a press
commence today. President Biden's longtime aids are linked to family
business dealings. No, you don't say. It's almost as if
he's just been running a criminal empire the entire time.
(35:32):
Moderna's combination covid flu vaccine is more effective than existing
shots in a late stage trial.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
They've combined the covid vaccine with the flu vaccine. I'm
sure it's safe, and if it's not, all you need
is six or seven booster shots that'll give you the
protection you need. Trust them this time, guys. All right,
we will be back to do this again Tomorrowmorrow.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You can email me and.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
You should Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Go download
the podcast if you missed it. I'm gonna go eat
waffle fries and I'll talk to you then.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Fidal hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. We're gonna talk about
these gun comments from Joe Biden. I'm gonna do a
bunch of emails. We'll get into this JD Van's vice
president mass illegal immigration thing that's coming Ah, that and
so much more is coming up this hour. Remember you
(00:37):
can email me, and you should Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Now let's go back to this. Joe Biden,
of course, gave a gun grabbing speech today trying to
whip up his rabid, vile street communist mob at the
prospect of having you disarmed. That way they can come
to your house and kill you and your whole family.
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We're at the very least threatened to do so if
you don't comply. In the end, that's what it's all about. Remember,
it's all about disarming you. They know the statistics. Stop
telling your liberal aunt Pegy that all the murders happen
in Chicago. She understands that. She's just not worried about
stopping murders. She's worried about stopping you. And this this.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Little line that not only is used by Joe Biden.
You can hear this line out a Democrat, congressman, Democrat senators,
all the different apparatricks in the media. They love dropping
this line.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, they want to think is to take on government.
If we get out of line which they're talking on
again about, well guess what they need F fifteen's. They
don't need a rifle.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm not going to do the thing that I could
do and talk about how the Taliban didn't have F fifteens,
But I am going to do this. We've talked a lot,
and we will always talk a lot because because it's
the biggest story on the planet and probably will be
for the entirety of my life. When they the day
(02:03):
they probably fire me off this show, I'll still be
talking about the most dangerous situation on the planet. The
most dangerous situation on the planet is our government turning
its guns inward, turning its guns against us. The people
who run the government. They think the American citizen is
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the most dangerous thing in the world. When Democrats and
Republican leadership, when they get together, they have their cocktail parties,
they have their meetings behind closed doors. They don't stress
about ISIS, or Russia or even China. They don't stress
about these things. They talk about you. You the angry citizen.
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You're mad about your grocery prices. You believe in freedom.
You want to be able to say whatever you want.
You want to be able to own whatever guns you want,
drive wherever you want. You're the one holding them back
from doing all the things they want to do, and
they have decided to do something about it, and it
comes bubbling out of them with this talking point. Every
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time Eric Swalwell has famously talked about nukes, you can't
take on the government.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We have nukes.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So let's just game that out in his head. So,
Eric Swalwell, you've thought about nuking US citizens. You've thought
about dropping a nuclear weapon on your own people, Joe Biden,
all the other Democrats who've used this line. So you've
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thought about sending an air strike against the American people?
You know they have. That's why they have that talking point.
It's what they think about, it's what they dream about,
and it's exactly why they bend over backwards now to
turn you into an enemy of the state. They pretend
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we're a democracy. They use that word. We're democracy, democracy, democracy,
and then they call you repeatedly a threat to democracy,
a threat to democracy, a threat to democracy.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Why do they do that.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's not just to win elections. They do that because
if they can turn you into not the opposition party
but an enemy of the state, if they can turn
you into an enemy of the state, then they can
justify using state power against you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And it just.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Comes bubbling out of them. They use this line repeatedly
because they've thought about it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
If they want to think is to take on government.
If we get out of line, which they're talking on
again about, well guess what they need f fifteens. They
don't need a rifle.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
All the f fifteens in the world. Wouldn't save you
people from the American people rising up.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I hope you know.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That just never would. But that is why they want
you disarmed. That is why. And your Second Amendment again,
it's not about hunting deer and it's not about stopping robbers.
Those are nice side benefits of having one. The Second
Amendment is there to stop the government. The evil men
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who run our government know that they hate it, and
they bend over backwards to try to stop you and
of course gop or is like Mitch McConnell and John
Cornyn help them do so, Dear conqueror of Algebra, it's
not nice. I caught your show for the first time
on TV. When I saw you, I winced, and I'm
not sure if it was the light reflecting off your
(05:34):
balding head or your bright white gopher teeth.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't have gopher teeth. Either way, I think.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I will remain a listener only of a thirty two
year old submarine.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Bet and I love the show.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You have a way of looking at topics that is
more profound than you give yourself credit. Any civil war
books you can recommend that isn't the simple North, Good
South bad types as Blake?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I need to come up with a civil war list.
But it has actually been some years, believe it or not,
since I've read a civil war book. I kind of
got sidetracked with a World War two thing, and then
I got sidetracked with a World War One thing. And
I've been really fascinated with the Napoleon lately, the Napoleonic Wars,
and I've been neglecting my civil war history. No, I
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don't have one, but I hope to Jesse. My grandfather,
Arthur Sevester Shoemaker enlisted in nineteen thirty nine and was
on board the us S Whitney in Pearl Harbor when
the Japanese attack. The guy goes on to say a
couple of things. Anyway, he says, please let the bar
eat in honor of Lieutenant Commander Shoemaker. We, of course,
(06:48):
He says, fair winds and following seas. And his name
is James, those old Navy types back then, dude, a
different breed, Jesse as a marine. Do you or any
other Marines you know of ever cringe when you hear
James Carvill identifying himself as a marine or as the
USMC disavowed him. His name is Jane. I used to
(07:09):
this stuff used to bother me. I used to bother
me a lot. But we were bothered by many things. Honestly,
we were bothered as grunt types. We were bothered that
we were stuck in the crappiest part of it. And
every pogue in the world would go back and talk
about all the combat he'd been through. You know, that
stuff used to bother us. And then I used to
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be bothered a lot by the Democrats. Remember, Democrats in
this country have a patriotism problem. And they know that.
And I don't mean they think they need to love
the country more. Democrats understand that Norms and Normas who
vote Democrat can never find out how much they truly
loathe America, and they do. That's why they don't fly
(07:52):
American flags. It's not an accident. If a house is
flying an American flag, it's never a Democrat house.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
The Democrat Party is the anti America party. But they
can't they can't let Norman Norma know that. So here's
what they do. They go recruit veterans, and they've done
this very very successfully. You go find a guy who
was in the Marines, but he's a moron, so he's
a Democrat and you run in for office and you say, hey,
fucked for this country. Look how much we love America.
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And they show a picture of him in uniform. Of course,
and that stuff used to get to me so much,
but I've let it go now. Look, vets, I'm glad
we honor bets. I onor vets. I know you honor vets,
but vets can be just as big or bigger turds
than anyone else, and I'm sad to admit that includes Marines.
You may get a lower percentage when it comes to
(08:39):
the Marines, but there's plenty of them out there. I
don't let it get to me anymore. Jesse, I agree
with you on the topic of garlic bread. I wanted
to take it one step further. I prefer homemade garlic
bread out of King Toast. I don't like the frozen type.
I don't usually like the frozen type either. I'm okay
with toast, but everyone knows that Hamburger buns make the
greatest garlic bread out there. All right, now, let's talk
(09:01):
about this really quickly.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Two things.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I've told you that I don't want jd Vance to
be Donald Trump's vice president, and I've told you why.
I like jd Vance a lot. It's one of my
favorite senators, and I don't have veryman as senators I like.
And I know he would be good for Trump. He'd
be a reliable ally, he'd be he'd probably help win
the election. He'd be he'd do better with those ross
belt swing voters. But we lose sight of something so often,
(09:32):
especially in election years, we say to ourselves that we
do this terribly on the right. We have this terrible
savior complex, and we say we'll just get Trump in
there and you'll fix it all. But that's not how
the government works here. And as soon as as soon
as we realized how evil the government was, this should
(09:53):
have driven it home for us that we need so
much more than just the White House. If Donald Trump
is to win this December, this November, I'm sorry, and
he was to try to do something like the things
he has to do to save the country mass deportation
of illegals, he is going to need allies in the
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House and the Senate. He's going to need jd Vance.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
There.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Here's a headline that pairs nicely with it. GOP funding
bill includes billions for you and backed mass migration to
the US. That's from Brightbart. Donald Trump is not enough.
We need a house, we need a Senate, We need
jd Vance exactly where he is. That's the truth, all right.
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Speaker 1 (11:44):
We'll be back. It is the Jesse Cali Show.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
On a Tuesday, I'll hunter Biden conviction Day. We'll see
how it goes from there. Now, let's touch on something
we just touched on really quickly. There about the GOP
funding bill gearing up tor in mass immigrants from all
over the world at a time where the country is
filled up with them, burdening the healthcare system, the school system,
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inflation going up, the housing market. Part of the reason
people can't afford housing anymore is all the illegals we
have pouring into the country. And Joe Biden, this shows
you the elites. This shows you how committed they are
to the destruction of this country and how little they
care about it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
There's an art. Here's a headline for you.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Biden's investor allies demand mass amnesty before the election because
they fear Trump will win anyway. It goes on to
discuss men like Kevin Lynn, founder of US tech Workers,
but he's certainly not alone. Elite after elite after elite,
(12:50):
demanding that all these foreigners hostile to this land, violating
our sovereignty, taking the job, the housing, the school spots,
the hospital spots that should belong to American citizens. The
people who fund the Democrat Party and the Republican Party
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at the top levels are demanding that these millions stay
right where they are now. Right back to what I
was talking about before about JD. Vance potentially being Donald
Trump's vice president. I don't think enough people have considered
how many Republicans and the House in the Senate will
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oppose with everything in their being any kind of actual
border security. Do I need to remind everyone that Trump
got about fifty feet a wall.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Built during his four years. He wanted to build a
lot more.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
He had roadblocks thrown in front of him, not just
by Democrats, but by Republicans at every turn. We have
a huge Republican problem. We can't just take every decent
Republican out of the House and Senate and put him
next to Trump in the White House because he's not
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running to be dictator. He's running to be president. And
we have a Republican party that is putrate, to put
it mildly, and I'm being really nice with that PUTRD.
We are going to need allies in many, many different places.
Let's drop the savior complex. We need a lot more
than just a president. You want me to do you
(14:32):
want me to lay it out for you? How clear
is this is not.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
An attempt to ban TikTok.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tick tech toe
a winner, a.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Winner pontifus Maximus.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
First, what's your golf handicap? Okay, Well, let's address this
really quickly. I don't like to brag about athletic achievement.
You know I've told you before, I played basketball and
baseball for most of my life.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And I don't like to. I don't like to. I
don't like to.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Brag about anything. All right, It certainly not who I am.
And I've told you I wasn't a great basketball player.
To put it mildly, I wasn't a great baseball player.
But when it comes to golf, I was part of
a tournament one time at the Tucson Country Club. It's
this really fancy country club in Tucson, Arizona. And no,
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I wasn't a member anything like that. It's where all
the rich people go. So I knew some of the
guys there. I was running for Congress, and they made
me part of their scramble. Now, just for you non golfers,
when you were in a tournament and there's a scramble,
you play the best ball, so all four of you
hit off the tee and then you go to where
whoever hit the best ball and you play their ball.
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And this tournament was it involved handicaps, meaning here's what
a golf Chris has. What a golf handicap is? Gosh, Chris,
are you kidding me? So if I'm a way better
golfer than you, Chris, which I think it's probably reasonable
to exsume I would assume I would be. We could
actually take each other on. We need to figure out
what your handicap is. A handicap has spent. Essentially, I'm
(16:05):
spotting you some shots that I don't get spotted. How
many shots? I don't know. You want your handicap to
be zero, really, that's what you're going for. You don't
want a high handicap. Mine was. It was in the
upper thirties. It was. No, Chris, it's not good. It's
really bad, buddy, it's very bad.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I do golf. I can golf, but I've golf.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Really really poorly once every year, once every couple of years.
You know, the suits want to go out. I want
to golf. I can golf. I can't break any golf
clubs anymore like I used to. I've pulled I've pulled
back on that. So I've managed my temper a lot
better now than I used to manage. Anyway, this golf tournament,
champions of this golf tournament. I am a golf champion.
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So you want to talk golf, That's what I am now.
Did we use a single one of my sh on
this scramble. No, no, we didn't, No, absolutely not. We
were always just picking up my ball and going to
whoever had shot a better ball that moment. But look,
champion is champion. I got the same trophy those guys got.
What Chris, what's my mini golf game?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I'm unbelievable, unbelievable. No, I don't know why you don't
believe I am. I'm unbelievable. You see, it's more about
feel than anything else. When it comes to putt putt golf.
When you you're staring at the big clown and he's
spitting the ball back out you, you know, happy Gilmour style,
you get intimidated.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Me.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I know I'm a champion. After once you're a golf champion,
you think like a champion. In fact, the first date
I took the wife out on, if you don't count
the time we had a blind date, really the first
official date we had, I took her out to this
pretty nice restaurant called Claim Jumpers, where you get about
thirty pounds of food for fifty cents. And then after
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that I took her putt putt golfing had to show
her the ropes too, Chris, Oh, your techniques a little off.
Let me help you out what I was trying to
help her? Anyway, After all that, we're still married, so
golf champion, and I'll answer the rest of this about
the oceans. Do they still protect us? Hang on The
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Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Loss she knows, so long as nine.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
Kellyshow dot com. Now, let's talk about the rest of
this thing about our oceans, because the guy asked about
my golf handicap, and then he said, I always hear
about how blessed we are to have our two big
oceans that have always protected us. However, I can't help
but think this is just like how the citizens of
Constantinople felt until the Ottoman cannon's blasted a hole in
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their beloved walls. Do you feel like a comparison is warranted?
And we are overestimating the protections our oceans have provided
us as a nation, but we cannot rely on them like.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
We used to. Well, look, here's the thing, here's.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
The headline from today, Believe it or not, Russian naval
group shadowed off of Florida by the US. In case
you haven't been paying attention to the news, we talked
about it a couple times on this show. Russia has
sent some big boy, big boy ships down to Cuba.
Now they say, of course they're doing this for exercises. Now,
(19:37):
this is what the US does. This is what navies
across the world do. Whenever they want to intimidate somebody,
whenever you want to do a little flexing, you gather
up some of your big boys ships, you park them
off the coast of some country and say.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
What, what are you worried about. We're just doing some exercises.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
No big deal. But we're talking nuclear powered submarine. There's
a Russian nuclear powered submarine currently parked off our coast.
The climate carries cruise missiles. No, I don't think Russia
is about to launch an attack on America. I think
this is probably more of a putin thing where he's saying,
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all right, you're shooting your weapons into our shores, into
our borders. Don't forget I can get to you inside
of your borders too. Better keep that in mind. Probably
a simple state craft intimidation tactic type thing. But back
to your question, two oceans, they really have been magnificent
for the United States of America. Americans don't fully appreciate
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how geographically blessed we are. And how could you appreciate
that when all your teachers in school just told you
how bad the country sucked geographically? We are so blessed.
We're away from Europe, We're away from all that Middle
East crap. We're away from Russia, away from all the
turmoil in Africa. We're in a different hemisphere with two
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gigantic oceans protecting us, and that does mean a lot. Now,
to answer your question, which is a little dark and cynical,
but it's a very valid question. Hey, I can't help
but feel like we've relied on this for too long.
Here's the truth. There's going to come a day when
those oceans don't protect us anymore. I don't think that's today.
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I don't think it's tomorrow. As many problems as our military,
our navy, as every branch really is going through right
now because of all the cultural Marxist filth in there
and the rot and the poor leadership, we still have
so many ships, so much technology, so much stuff there.
Even if you were to argue that we can't take
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on any navy in the world, which I think we
probably could, other navies can't come here. We might not
be able to go over to let's say, the South
China Sea and defeat the Chinese navy. We may not
be able to defeat them on their home ground, is
what I'm saying. When they have things they can launch
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from shore to aid their navy, but they can't come
here either. Russia can't come here either and take on hours.
But if we're going to fast forward through all that
and get a little kind of ominous dark future thing, Look,
you brought up a very good point. For thouds of years,
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the Roman Empire stood and dominated, and then they experienced
troubles and troubles and troubles, and soon the empire split.
It wasn't just the Eastern Empire and Roman Empire, by
the way, that's just the one people know, but we'll
keep it simple for now. It split East west East
eventually died away because most of the money making stuff
(22:50):
was in the West, so East died away and the
Western Roman Empire begins being centered around Constantinople, full city.
I'm sorry. The Eastern and Roman Empire. I mixed mixed
those up the West Felle. The Eastern Roman Empire kept
on keeping on, Thank you, Michael. Sorry I screwed up
my directions here. The Eastern Roman Empire kept on keeping
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on Constantinople. And they were so famous for their fortifications,
and if you ever zoom in, you could do this today.
They had so many fortifications, and they had things like
a big chain that stretched across the water you couldn't
get ships in, and it just it was a place
that had always stood, and they thought it was always
(23:33):
going to stand. But just like every other civilization, it
stands until it doesn't anymore. I don't think that's about
to happen to us. I don't, but one day it will.
And that's just the way it goes. Dear teach, to
be honest, I flinch every time you say history today.
I guess because I had such a dreadfully boring history
(23:54):
teachers in grade school in high school. However, I always
thoroughly enjoy the ride with you as you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Delve into history.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
He says, Notice I said delve instead of dive. Anyway,
your pictorial D Day program was not only riveting but
timely since no one else on radio did anything close.
Why do you think that is? You're one of a kind.
Why do I think that is? Why didn't anyone do
what we did on D Day? Well, let me remind
you if you missed our D Day show the eightieth
(24:24):
anniversary of D Day, that's a worthwhile one to go
back and download and listen to with your kids. It's
the first hour and a half two hours of the show.
It's not even politics, it's just a history story. We
talk about the Rangers, what they did that day and
D Day and a lot of the stuff behind it,
something you would probably enjoy. Why didn't other.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
People do it?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Well, let me explain something to you. There is whenever
you have a job in radio, it's not a job. Okay,
I don't have a job. I screw off for a living.
You have a job. And I know this because I've
had no jobs my whole life. Now I sit down
(25:03):
behind a microphone and they pay me to do this.
Who gets paid to do that? And so what happens
is when you come across one of these winning lotto
tickets in life, you know I shouldn't be here. I'm
not any better than anyone else at this When you
come across these winning lotto tickets in life, or like
(25:25):
a radio job, they're gonna pay me to talk on
the radio. What happens is you stop taking chances and
you start just doing what you think you're supposed to do,
or what the suits tell you to do, or what
this radio guy does. I listen to this guy, and
this is what he did. And you don't want to
(25:46):
take any chances because if you take a chance, if
you swing on something and miss on something, what if
you get that phone call one day and they tell you, Ah,
your show sucks. You have to go find a real
job now. And so what you get is the most boring,
mind numbing stuff from so many people because they don't
(26:06):
want to take any chances. I think I'll just sit
down and I'll read this headline about Biden and I'll
talk about why he sucks, and then I'll kiss Trump's
butt for another hour, and then I'll take some calls,
and then I'll go home and I'll come back and
do it again tomorrow, three hundred and sixty five days
of the year.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And you just you don't want to take any chances
or do anything interesting.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I've never believed in that. I swing for the fences
in life, and it has ruined me many times, and
sometimes it works out. We have been very blessed on.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
This show that the show has grown and blew up
like it did.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
And it's done that in part because we take chances.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
We take chances.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know that I've lost affiliates before. I told a
story one time. It was a hilarious, really gross story
about my buddy in a porta John in Iraq, and
I remember, I won't give out the name of it,
but we lost in affiliate. They flat out dropped the show.
This is gross, This is stupid. I want to hear
more Biden talk da you know what goodbye This show
(27:13):
is so people can enjoy it. And I love history.
And on the eightieth anniversary of D Day, if I
want to take three freaking hours and talk about it.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And ain't anybody gonna tell me otherwise, period, And I'm
just giving everyone adds up right now. Pearl Harbor Day
is coming up in December. You better gear up for
that one, all right. They take chances when you get
that big promotion. Don't be safe with it, take chances,
do the things that got you there. If you're starting
(27:44):
a podcast or you do a radio show or whatnot,
don't do the same dag gun show everyone else does.
That sucks freakin boring. Why didn't any of us want
anyone else do it?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's what I'm passionate about, all right. Maybe maybe it's
just the chalk. When your testosterone levels are where they're
supposed to be or above where they're supposed to be,
you'll find yourself being bolder taking chances. If you're a
low t weenie because you've been drinking all the estrogen
in the water it's in the plastics, then you're gonna
(28:15):
be more reluctant to do.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Things like that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Ladies, you can be bold too. How about a female
vitality stack for you? And listen, Chalk has something new.
If you want to call or text listen, here's what
you do. You call or text fifty Chalk three thousand,
five zero cho Q three thousand and all you say
(28:42):
is Jesse sent you, and they'll take care of you.
If you're one of these people, you don't want to
get online. You want to talk on the phone five
five zero chalk three thousand.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Remember to email us Jess at Jesse kellyshow dot com
if you miss any part of the show. Download the
whole thing on iart, Spotify, iTunes. So there's something else
I saw today that we should address. A lot of
the communist apparatics are reporting that the FBI is.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Reporting violent crime is down. Murders and rapes and thefts,
they're down. Everywhere violent crime is down. Isn't that great?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Well, here's what's happening. The major cities, cities like New York, Nashville,
all the commie run cities, they all know, rapes, murders, robberies,
everything else is up, up, up, up, up up, and
it continues to go up. We're not prosecuting criminals, we're
importing more of them. Violent crime is a big, big,
big problem. So what they did is what the system
(29:50):
always does.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
They lied.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
They came up with a way to lie, to try
to make you question what you see out there. They
stopped pouring the violent crime to the FBI. And so
the FBI comes up with these statistics now to tell
you crime, what crime, that's all in your head. We've
been tracking it and it's all down. It's that or
(30:15):
they act like it's just propaganda that makes you afraid
of getting wrong.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
There is a concerted effort to make people afraid of crime.
So there's a lot of fear in politics. There are
a lot of people in power who want to remain
in power that are afraid of losing those positions of
power by not supporting police or criticizing police.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, you see, it's just a propaganda effort. That's the
reason why you don't think the streets are very safe
out there. It's certainly not because all the filth you
see everywhere. All right, forget about that, Move on to
this real quick before we get the headlines.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
One more email.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Cancer charity apologizes for using sir vics instead of inclusive
terms like front hole. It's the Canadian Cancer Society and
they issued a statement apologizing for the term cervix and
they corrected it with front hole.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I have told you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
This before, and I think about this a lot. You
know that story, that biblical story, Old Testament, Chris of
Lot and his family, and it's the Sodom and Gomorrah story.
Everyone's at least heard of it. But Lot, you know,
he's residing in these places, and these places are apparently
(31:44):
just full of the most degenerate filth in the world.
And a couple angels go visit Scott. Scott go visit Lot,
and the people of the town find out the angels
male figures are there, and I started trying to batter
down his door, why so they can rape the men?
(32:08):
And Lot is so desperate to protect these angels right,
to keep them from harm, that he actually offers his
daughters up to the people of the town. Please don't
touch these angels. Here, have my daughters instead. And the
men of the town are not interested at all. I said,
we don't want the daughters, we want the men. Let
(32:31):
us have them so we can rape them. I grew
up in an era where whenever I read that Bible
story it made no sense to me. Whatsoever. I couldn't
I couldn't understand it. I just didn't understand. There's no
society that would degenerate that bad. That doesn't even make sense.
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And it's not that I was questioning God, but it, honestly,
it seemed beyond belief. Man, does it still seem beyond belief.
But does that seem like exactly the kind of place
we're heading to?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, and now here's a headline, why go you know,
you know the.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Six suspected terrorists with ISIS ties are arrested in a
sting operation in New York, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia. ISIS
already here, already plotting multi city sting attempt rolls some up.
Make sure you keep America itself in your prayers. We
(33:40):
have some very bad people who've crossed that border, and
who knows what they're planning right now. Law Fair New
Jersey announces an investigation into Trump liquor licenses. Well, yes,
why wouldn't they. Why wouldn't another communist jurisdiction go after Trump,
go after his supporters when no Democrat has been arrested
(34:02):
yet to this date, they've had no incentive to stop
Andrew Cuomo to testify before COVID Committee on pandemic blunders.
They use that word blunders. Andrew Cuomo knowingly put COVID
positive people in the one place where they could kill
a lot of people, into nursing homes, resulting in the
(34:23):
death of well over fifteen thousand New York seniors and
he got away with it scott free, and now they're
going to call it blunders. This is the kind of
stuff I can't stomach. Cuomo should be in prison. Pentagon
data reveals US soldiers more likely to die by suicide
than in combat. Soldiers being mistreated when they come home,
(34:46):
being neglected when they come home. It's nothing new, that's
a tale as old as time. But what this country
does with our returning troops is disgraceful. It's not a
care in the world for them. All all this stuff,
all this burden has fallen on to private charities, private groups,
and man, that is so sad. The White House canceled
(35:08):
scheduled press briefings after Hunter Biden conviction. That is just
so perfect for the Biden administration. Always convicted. Oh got
a little cough. I guess we can't have a press
commence today. President Biden's longtime aids are linked to family
business dealings. No, you don't say. It's almost as if
he's just been running a criminal empire the entire time.
(35:32):
Moderna's combination covid flu vaccine is more effective than existing
shots in a late stage trial.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
They've combined the covid vaccine with the flu vaccine. I'm
sure it's safe, and if it's not, all you need
is six or seven booster shots that'll give you the
protection you need. Trust them this time, guys. All right,
we will be back to do this again Tomorrowmorrow.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You can email me and.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
You should Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Go download
the podcast if you missed it. I'm gonna go eat
waffle fries and I'll talk to you then.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's all
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