June 13, 2024 • 37 mins
Rebuilding Ukraine with the ESG Triumvirate and your money. The WNBA is a charity propped up by the NBA. Goldfish vs Cheeze-its. Trump looks like he has a VP pick. The coalition building phase.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final power Off The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, the week is almost over.
We'll make fun of the WNBA. We'll talk about the
looting and the Ukraine stuff with Biden from today. Looks
like Trump met with the potential VPS, meeting with Mitch
McConnell emails. All that and more coming up this hour
(00:38):
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's deal with
the Ukraine thing before we get to the WNBA thing though.
So we've been talking about this a lot, and we're
going to keep talking about it sadly for years that
it's beginning to get more and more obvious. This is
all about money. Obviously, it's not about freedom or democracy,
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about Putin marching through Europe. Anyone who says that as
an idiot or a liar. It's obviously about something else.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And more and more and more.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It becomes clear that this is all about money. It's
all about money for the finance giants, money for the
defense contractors, job security for all these generals. And of
course all that money for finance giants and defense contracts
translates directly into money for political candidates. All those defense
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contractors have packs that write gigantic checks to whichever candidate
wants to keep the war drums beating in Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's the truth.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Biden was over there today and he was pretty.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Eloquent, and mister and Idella Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
When he was done stumbling and fumbling and drooling on
himself though, he did talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
This, and I have just now signed that agreement between
the United States and Ukraine. Our goal is to strength
to Ukraine's credible defense and deterrence capabilities for the long term.
A lasting peace for Ukraine must be underwridden by Ukraine's
own ability to defend itself now and to deter future
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aggression anytime in the future. The United States is going
to help ensure the Ukraine can do both, not by
sending American troops to fight in Ukraine, but by providing
weapons and ammunition.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Just pause on that for a moment. I'll let them
keep going. But don't you love don't you love how
the scumbags in the Democrat and Republican Party, how they
both how they all keep selling that to us as
the selling point the whole No American troops, but we're
only here. We better do this, sir. American troops will die. Hey,
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it's only your money, your livelihood, and you can't afford
a Paderberg. But no American troops. That keep saying it
as if we should thank them for that. Oh wow,
you mean you're not grabbing our sons and daughters now
and allowing them to be slaughtered on foreign soil for
the first time in ages. What a guy, Thanks Joe.
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The Republicans do it too. We're gonna keep doing this,
but not with American troops. No truth, not our troops.
Don't worry about that. Don't worry. It's just your money.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Who cares, right, Expanding intelligence sharing, continuing to train brave
Ukrainian troops and bases in Europe and the United States,
ENHANCI interoperability between our militaries in line with NATO's standards.
Investing in the Ukraine's defense industrial base so in time,
in time, they can supply their own.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I love that. I love how they put that. Investing
in Ukraine's defense industrial base, what a word, what a
way to freeze.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And weapons ammunitions. Working with Ukraine's partners to build a
future force that is strong, sustainable, and resilient and supporting
Ukraine's economic recovery as well as his energy recovery after
Russia's repeatedly targeted Ukraine's energy grid with massive attacks and
the feudal attempt to break the will of the Ukrainian people.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So who's going to be involved in all this? Boy?
That sounds like if you're listening to it a certain way,
that sounds expensive, doesn't it. I realize they're using politician
words like investment, of course, but you and I both
know how that works. You me, we will never see
a penny of that money and will never see any benefit.
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Don't get me wrong. Joe Biden will get plenty of
benefit him and all the dirt balls in the government
will have their campaign coffers filled, the defense contractors will
all be on private jets to Barbados. You me know
we're not gonna be able to afford eggs. But didn't
that sound like a lot of money? Who's going to
get involved and helped Joe out? Uh? Would you look
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at that? He found somebody? But before I play this,
what are the three finance giants? Evil monsters? What are
the names of the three evil finance giants who are
responsible for so much of the corporate filth you see
out there. Now you're mad about ESG I am two,
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You're mad about DEI all this diversity crap.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I am too.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Who are the three finance giants? Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street?
Burn those names into your memory.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
These are the.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Names of gigantic corporations. A Republican who actually wanted to
save the country, he'd be attacking these companies. They are
forcing this corporate communism everywhere. But you don't think they're
just doing that out of the goodness of their heart.
Right you see Blackrock, Van God, State Street. They have
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found a reliable business partner, the United States government. And
look at that. Joe was looking for someone to help
out in Ukraine, and wow, look who he found.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Mister Fink. I call you, Larry, I'm calling you, mister Fink.
But we go back a long way Blackrock. Today, Blackrock
and other partners are committee to have miss at least
four billion dollars, four billion dollars turn infrastructure projects in
a line with our PGI priorities.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh what a good guy, Larry Fink and Blackrock they're
gonna what did he say, Chris give? Is that what
he said? Did he say give Maybe I should play
it again. Mister Fink, who we called him, mister Fink,
Mister Fink, he's going to is he gonna give that money?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Mister Fink? I call you, Larry, I'm calling you mister Fink.
But we go back a long way. Blackroc. Today, Blackrock
and other partners are committee to a mess at least
four billion dollars, four billion dollars turn infrastructure projects in
align with our PGI priorities.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So allow me to explain how this works. The federal
government Central Intelligence Agency most definitely is knee deep involved
in all this. And gigantic global corporations have billions and
probably trillions at stake in Ukraine and the various mineral
deposits and energy that's in Ukraine, the grains to everything else.
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They need to keep a hold of those things and
keep control of those things. And they understand that the
taxpayer in various nations, this isn't just ours. The taxpayer
will be abused. They will hoover up all that money
out of your wallet. They will spread it around to
all of their friends, finance giants, defense contractors, politicians, you
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name it. If you're in the club which you aren't.
But if you're in the club, you are going to
be well cared for. Oh, Larry Fink and given four
billion dollars to nobody, he is investing in that. Do
you think being a card carrying member of the system,
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do you think he's going to get some returns on
that four billion dollars? Do you think in the end
of all this, Larry Fink's gonna wake up and do it?
You what I do, roll over and grab his phone,
maybe pull up his bank ap on his phone and say, oh,
gosh ooh four billion. Mmmm that hurt. I can't believe
we lost all that. Or do you think being good
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friends with Joe and helping, of course democracy in Ukraine,
do you think that might end up paying in the end.
As I've said, we are in de looting the treasury
phase of our republic, and it is maddening to watch
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all these dirtballs do it right in front of our eyes.
It's not even like it's behind closed doors. If you're
somebody like you who pays attention, they brag.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Presidents of Lynski and I have just now signed that
agreement between the United States and Ukraine. Our goal is
to strength to Ukraine's credible defense and deterrence capabilities for
the long term. A lasting piece for Ukraine must be
underwritten by Ukraine's own ability to defend itself now and
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to deter future aggression anytime in the future. The United
States is going to help ensure the Ukraine can do both.
Not by sending American troops.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I want you, as you finish this, I want you
to think about your grocery bill last month.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
To fight in Ukraine, but by providing weapons and ammunition,
expanding intelligence sharing, continuing to train brave Ukrainian troops at
bases in Europe.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
They take money from your wallet and they hand it
out to all their friends domestically and internationally. Well, you
can barely afford to live. And then they run to
the cameras and have the gall to tell you how
great you are.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
All Americans, both those who are well off and those
who are near at the bottom of the income distribution,
are better off now. Their wages have risen more than prices.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's so in your face, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Speaking of in your face, let's talk about the WNBA.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Next. Jesse Kelly returns.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Next.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show O at Thursday do
not forget that. Tomorrow is asked doctor Jesse Friday, and
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Don't wait till tomorrow. Doesn't have to be political, can
be about anything. Email your questions into Jesse at Jesse
Kelly Show. The WNBA is expected to lose fifty million
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dollars despite popularity. The league is hard pressed to exist
without the NBA, according to an executive. And I'm honestly
I'm not going to rip on the WNBA again. That's
too much fun and I've already done it before and
i don't want to go into that right now. It's
just it's crazy when you when you take a step
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back and look at our country and how much lame
failure is being subsidized, and how much failure is being
wholly propped up just because it represents some kind of
commigobblygook cultural thing to people. Why is there a WNBA.
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It doesn't make any money, Nobody watches it. Everyone has
to pretend to care about it. Wow, look at those
girls shoot but no and enjoys it. It's a charity league.
I'm getting a bunch of crap because I said it's
essentially a charity for lesbians. I don't know why I'm
getting crap for that. That's what it is. It's a charity.
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It's not a business. It exists on the charity of
the NBA. But look, this is one example. There are
endless examples in our society of lameness or failure or
things people have no stomach for it all that are
propped up simply because of the cultural Marxist gobblygook they represent.
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We talked about it a little bit last night, the
Disney thing, the New Stars Star Wars thing. You know,
all these Star Wars movies, all these Disney movies they're
putting out, movie after movie after movie after movie. They're
all bombing all of them. Their New Star Wars thing
is a disaster. Nobody's watching it. And I played for
the audio and I don't have to play it again.
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Of the director and the actress. It's the gayest Star
Wars ever. I love how gay it is. I tried
to make it super gay. And yet they keep doing it.
They keep making these movies, they keep producing the same
common filth. Ah like it's a movie for kids.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Check out these lesbos.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They do it over and over and over and over
and over again without end, and it loses money. And
you can really see, honestly, can't you see now why
communist countries collapse in the end. Think how many lies
get subsidized in a communist country. Just look around you
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right now, how many outright lies are being subsidized, being
held up, propped up by money they didn't earn. In
our society, it's everywhere you want it. You want to
do something, you want something that'll blow you away, if
you want to do a little research on it, it's
worth it's worth doing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I've done it before.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
DEI is ridiculous, right, It's just Marxist goblybook, that's all
it is. Oh, we need more diversity, No we don't.
We need more inclusion. Nope, don't need that either. So
it's garbage. You know it's garbage.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I know it's garbage.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Right, Go look up the salary. Pick a university. Go
look up a salary of the quote head of DEI
of the various universities across the United States of America.
There are these ridiculous commie hags without a single skill
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of value in the world, and they're making incomes that
make me cry. They're gonna make you cry. You can
go find these. Oh she's the head of the DEI
department at Duke and they're making two three, four hundred g's.
What's their job? Well, be racist, run white people out.
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We don't need any more straight whites. They provide nothing
of value whatsoever, zero, zip, zilch. There's nothing on that
P and L the profit loss sheet. There's not a
single thing on the profit loss sheet that they provide,
and yet they're making fortunes off of this. Chris, what'd
you just find on an average? Chris just looked up
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the average. The average is one hundred and fifty g's
a year. What would you give to make one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars a year? And that's what DEI
people who don't provide a single tangible thing are making.
It's crazy when you step back and think about it.
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It's not just the WNBA, it's everywhere in this country.
And look, speaking of tangible tangible is going to take
on new meaning as the rocky economic times continue. I'm
not going to say, come, we're already in them.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
So where do we put our money? Well, make sure
your money is going to tangible things. How often have
we talked about it? Gold, silverland real estate, gold silverland,
real estate, tangible assets. That's what the finance giants are
buying up. That's what state actors are buying up. I'm
not a millionaire. Done for you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Real estate is not for millionaires. Done for you.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Real estate is so normal. People can begin the process
of acquiring rental homes. They handle it all for you.
The financing, they find, the home that they handle, the
rental process. You're not dealing with any of this. Then
you'll start out with one. You're not going to start
out with ten, but it can grow into ten. And
they've done this many times. You might retire on this
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one day you realize that people have and pass it
down to your children. What a thing to pass down.
Go to done for you, Jesse dot com, Done for you,
Jesse dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Find out how all right? All right?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Exclusive?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
This is from the Daily Wire. Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Air Force celebrates Pride Month. That would have been bad enough,
but they're celebrating Pride Month with a guy named Brian Bond.
Brian Bond is the head of Pea Flag And I
had to be really careful with how I said that
P flag pflag. And this guy has advocated openly for
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children to chop their penises and breastsoft and he is
being welcomed and promoted by the Air Force to celebrate
Pride Month. Gee, I gotta tell you, I just can't
figure out why rural boys aren't joining the military anymore. Huh.
Why is that Iowa farmer, that Southern hunter, that Montana fisherman.
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Why are they not signing up to join the military anymore?
Do they not want to serve under this That's exactly
why turn into filth instead of what it used to be.
All right, let's talk about this Trump, Ben Carson thing,
Trump Mitch McConnell thing. Got a couple of little Trumpster comments,
and then we have some emails and we have a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
We still have to get to. Don't worry, hang on,
get the cure for rhinos. Week days with the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It is the Jesse Kellys Show, tackling all the tough
issues of the day. Me and Jewish producer Chris. During
the break, we're just discussing goldfish versus cheese its and
you were asking flavors. I think I need to clarify
something because I said cheese its. It's no question it
would be cheese It's however, white cheddar cheese its are
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on a whole new level. I love some white cheddar
cheese its. But are we talking about the flavor blasted goldfish? Now,
if we're talking flavor blasted, I think the gold man
they might be in that conversation. They might be they
might be winning that conversation, Michael, cheese it's or flavor
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blasted goldfish.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What say you.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Flavor blasting the flavor blasted thing. Here's the problem though,
with the flavor blasted goldfish. It's very similar to sausage gravy.
Once you have flavor blasted goldfish, what reason is there
to ever have a non flavor blasted goldfish. Everybody loves
to get blasted. Why would you have non flavor blasted
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It's just like gravy. Oh, we've got brown gravy. Really,
why they invented sausage gravy. Once sausage gravy got here,
all other forms of gravy became obsolete. No, I don't
want to buy a beeper. I want to buy a
cell phone. Don't give me your brown gravy. No one
has ever ever ever had a bite of sausage gravy
and thought this would be better without the sausage in it.
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It's never happened ever. Well, I mean, actually we just
talked about the WNBA. Maybe they wouldn't like the sausage.
But you understand exactly whatever doctor Ben Carson announces he
will meet up with Trump this weekend, as VP rumors swirl,
I'll be honest, I'm coming around more and more on
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the Ben Carson for VP thing and what we tell you?
What have we said forever about vice president? The vice president?
You don't want him to be like you. You want
your vice president to fill in gaps shortcomings you may have.
Ben Carson presents a I say, calming, that's being very nice,
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a painfully boring presence. He is very very boring, but
he's an incredible human being, highly intelligent, has a fascinating story.
I like him personally. He's very boring, but I like
the guy personally. I think it would be it would
reflect calm where Trump does a lot of things. Trump
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doesn't reflect calm. You're definitely not getting a heaping helping.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Of calm with Trump.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I kind of like it, and and I really dislike
some of the options. I really like the Ben carsone.
The only option I'm gonna freak out about though, if
Trump picks her is Elise Stephanick. The other options look
the rubios of the world. Man Tim Scott, I can't
stand him, but I would understand it. Ben Carson, I
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think is a smart pick. JD Vance I love, but
again I'd rather he stay in the Senate. But that's
still that's a great pick. You get jd Vance on
your team. Governor Bergham, I would even get that, like
I would get that at least Stephanick if it's Elast Stephanick. Honestly,
I don't even know if I'm gonna come into work
that day, because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna pop
a blood vessel in my face and I'm just gonna
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lose it, and I'm gonna make a bunch of Trump
people really angry. Alist Stephanick is a leftist. A leftist,
she is a Democrat in almost every possible way. But
she is a Democrat who has understood that if you
kiss Trump's butt enough that he will like you. It
doesn't matter your ideology. If you kiss his butt enough,
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he'll like you, and she has kissed his butt endlessly,
to the point she's on the short list for VP
Trump's presidency. Last time was kneecapped repeatedly by the leftists
he surrounded himself with, specifically Jared Kushner. Trump would have
these great America First ideas and he would be trying
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to implement them, and Kushner would come in and torpedo
the whole thing time and time and time again, constantly
pulling Trump to the left, pulling Trump to the left
off of where he should be. If he brings in
another frigging leftist who's nice to him, I'm gonna lose
my mind. It better not be Eleist, Stephanig the others. Okay, whatever,
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but gosh, please not that woman. Good grief. Along those lines,
Trump is gonna meet with Mitch McConnell for the first
time in four years. Apparently they did meet. Now, I
understand this may make some Trump people angry that he
met with Mitch McConnell, and listen, nobody hates Mitch McConnell
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more than me. But if that makes you angry, allow
me to defend him.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Here.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I guess I was just ragging on him. Now I'm
defending him. Allow me to defend him here. Donald Trump
has to win this selection. In his mind, of course,
it's everything. It's for Donald Trump. Let me explain the stakes.
I'm not talking about you or me or the country.
For Donald Trump, this election is about going to prison.
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You understand that they are gonna paste him to the wall.
If Joe Biden wins this election, that's another four years
of Merit Garland Special counsel Jack, he might be in
New York State prison. This election for Donald Trump might
be about dying in prison because of his age. That really,
I know that sounds nuts. That's legitimate, and he knows
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that he has to win this election. He is in
the coalition building phase. Now, the coalition building phase is
the one that always drives people like you and me crazy.
If we let it, he'll take these people. Look, Mitch
McConnell is Trump's mortal enemy, and look, he's going to
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come together with these people, or at least he's going
to try to calm things down.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
As much as I hate this as oh gosh, and
I do hate it, and it is terrible. Until we
get read better Republicans and the House in the Senate,
then we are going to have to try to figure
out a way to live with the losers we have. Now.
If Republicans would bother showing up in primaries in red states,
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then we could get rid of all these guys. But
as long as only five people continue to vote in
the Republican primaries, and those five people are the five
seventy year olds who watch Fox News every night, then
this is what we're stuck with. He's in the coalition
building phase. It is what it is, all right, Jesse.
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I see a lot of people saying the left went
too far and the conviction ensures a Trump win. I
just don't see it in a country where eighty five
percent of the people not only lined up for an
experimental shot for a chess cold, but they also shame
those who didn't get it, war masks outside and closed
their businesses. I just don't see enough people seeing what
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is happening. What do you think his name is, Chris
oh I Look, I always have to separate this my
appreciation for hardcore anti communists like you and my frustration.
I'll put it that way. I could have used a
harsher word, but it would have sounded too bad. My
(26:08):
frustration with the American people. I do not have faith
in the American people. I do not not as a whole,
in huge pockets of them. Sure, and you yeah, the
American people as a whole repeatedly have horrified me, especially
over the last few years. I still I'm look. You
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mentioned the COVID stuff. I will never get over that
until the day I die. If I live to eighty,
which will never happen. But if I live to eighty,
on my deathbed, I swear I'm going to think about
my countrymen laying down when the government told them to
go home and hide. I can't believe the Land of
the Free is full of people like this. And it's
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not just the initial response to COVID. The American people
voted every single lockdown politician back into office except for Trump,
every one of them. Trump's the only one who lost,
and that's not why he lost. Besides Trump, every single
lockdown politician in America got reelected. That does not speak
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highly of us. That's honestly, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm embarrassed. That's really embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
All right, whatever the look, it woke me up, the
many things, I'll tell you that much. It was an awakening,
that's for sure. And one of the things it really
sparked in me was an interest in natural solutions to
the things that bother me. Natural solutions used to be
something I wouldn't say, I used to scoff at, But oh, okay,
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Speaker 1 (28:46):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's still real to me, dammit.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
The transdags.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show before we check out year. But we
will of course be back tomorrow for ask Doctor Jesse Friday.
I'm so excited about that. It's gonna be a fun day.
Email your questions. They can be political or not. I
don't care. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right,
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we'll tackle as many emails assumingly possible tomorrow, like this one, Baldy.
I don't know what she's saying, Baldi, fit of Paldy,
I know the real reason you want to go to Istanbul.
You can't fool me, a good friend of ours with
your hairline. Actually a little worse if that's imaginable. So
mean just went to get transplant surgery so he has
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the opportunity to have a full head of hair again.
Your secret is not safe with me, and that's not
very nice, lady, Chris. I've heard they do do amazing
stuff over there. What if hear me out now here? No,
hear me out Chris. You don't even know what I'm
gonna say yet. Listen, what if I went over and
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did the hair thing only instead of restoring some sort
of a normal set of hair. I went just totally
over the top and got the thickest, most absurd main
Oh yeah, mullet, go mullet or afro. I've always wanted
an afro? What if I went over and got a
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huge afro? Tell me that wouldn't be sick? Chris? Can
you find out how much it is and don't find
a discount? Chris, we all know how you are. Can
you find out how much it is? I think that
would be a great gag. I think it would be funny.
I would I'll deal with the wife when I get home.
I'm sure she'll be fine with it. At some point
in time, she'll learn to love me, all right. Just
find out afro mullet and if there's a difference in cost,
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that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying, And then
I'll come home. Imagine, just wrap your mind around this.
How comfortable would the my pillow two point zero be
if you had an afro adding extra cushion to it?
What Chris? Think about this? Think about this. You already
have the MyPillow phone right, and you already have the
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geeze of fabric. The temperature regulating fabric on there. If
you get a big enough afro, aren't you essentially adding
an extra pillow to your night's sleep? You think you're
sleeping well on your MyPillow stuff. Now wait till Afro
Jesse gets here. And if you want a MyPillow without
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the afro, they can't sell you that. One of the
premium My pillows are twenty five dollars right now, they're
sandals are twenty five bucks. They have this big twenty
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radio listener special squares and use the promo code Jesse.
You want some MyPillow and an afro, call them eight
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hundred eight four five zero five four four. I want
to stress they don't deal in afros. That's how I'm
going to approach it. You're on your own, all right, Chris.
You said two to eight thousand dollars for hair, and
why does it take two weeks to recover? What are
they doing to my head that it would take two weeks.
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It's hair, not heart surgery, probably before you can shower
and stuff. You know what, I'll take it back now
that you brought up the showering. I don't want hair again.
You know how nice it is to not even own
shampoo anymore? And the wife is just mortified because I
still have this little bit of peach fuzz up here.
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You don't need shampoo for this. I just get a
little body wash, the manliest body wash you can find.
Squirt a little that in my hand. That's a sound,
it makes, boom wash my hair? What Chris, why what
are you making that face?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
For?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Jesse? My husband and I got married yesterday. Any advice
for us? Oh, I see the ass doctor Jesse. Wins
are already rolling in. You can say our names, Connor
and Hannah. Congratulations Connor and Hannah. I do have a
piece of advice. Not that you need to take any
marriage advice from me, ever, but I do have a
piece of marriage advice for me.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
That well, it's been huge.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Don't ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, throw out your
husband's white linen pants. All right, no, stop, stop, I'm joking.
Don't ever, in all seriousness, don't ever bad mouth your
spouse to someone else. Fight, have a good fight, go
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for it, have it privately.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean, what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Fellas? You don't go golf and with your with your buddies. Ah,
my wife's nagging.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Ladies.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You don't call your mom, don't call your sister, your girlfriends.
I just can't take how menius to me anymore. Never ever,
ever keep your problems in house. Trust me, it's very
very effective. It works. And here's a headline by go
you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
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to Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. You know,
this is exactly why I won't go to these Nordic countries.
And I want to go see these Nordic countries like
Norway and Sweden, and I want to see Viking stuff.
The food. Every time I look, it's always some raw
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fish or some piece of crap. You're rejecting the spicy
Korean food. That's the whole reason I want to go. Chris,
what's smoked puffin? That's a penguin. I thought it was
a drug. No, I don't want any smoked puffin. Supreme
Court unanimously strikes that a lawsuit challenging FDA approval of
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abortion pill, I had a bunch of people email this
to me today. It was a nine O decision and
a bunch of people are acting as if it was
a big law for the pro life community. I will
tell you I reached out to not only lawyers, the
pro life activists I know, and none of them repeated
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that at all. None of them echoed that. They all
were fairly dismissive of this. This was just kind of
a setup to get to a better case. So don't
if your pro life like I am, don't, don't get
down on that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
No big deal.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
New congressional report exposes doctor Fauci's department for concealing plans
to engineer mutant monkey pox virus, risking another global pandemic.
I almost forgotten about monkey pox. Oh, monkey pox. Remember
when they they came out with monkey pox and said
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we should be scared. And then and then we started
to figure out how monkey pox spreads. And then a
couple kids got it, then a dog got it, and
then it just disappeared from the news. I wonder why
that is. Sources say Joe Biden's gaz appeer is endangering
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troops lives for a photo op. These people are so
depraved and evil they would kill all of our troops
for a photo op. After all, they've done it before.
Biden faces first lawsuit over new asylum cracked down at
the border. Yeah, asylum crackdown. There's no cracked down at all.
Nothing but this is from NBC. Migrants to cross the
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border illegally are still being released into the US by
border agents, one week after President Biden signed an executive
action suspending their entry.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
They choose to come without permission and against the law.
They'll be restricted from receiving asylum and staying in the
United States.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But of course he lied about all that. They're still
letting all of them in. As I mentioned many times before,
a critical a central part of the communist plan to
destroy America is an open border. Fill up the true
with the illegals. You can destroy a country of any size.
They're never going to back off of this for any reason.
All right, we'll do ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Are
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you ready for that?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final power Off The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, the week is almost over.
We'll make fun of the WNBA. We'll talk about the
looting and the Ukraine stuff with Biden from today. Looks
like Trump met with the potential VPS, meeting with Mitch
McConnell emails. All that and more coming up this hour
(00:38):
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's deal with
the Ukraine thing before we get to the WNBA thing though.
So we've been talking about this a lot, and we're
going to keep talking about it sadly for years that
it's beginning to get more and more obvious. This is
all about money. Obviously, it's not about freedom or democracy,
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about Putin marching through Europe. Anyone who says that as
an idiot or a liar. It's obviously about something else.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And more and more and more.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It becomes clear that this is all about money. It's
all about money for the finance giants, money for the
defense contractors, job security for all these generals. And of
course all that money for finance giants and defense contracts
translates directly into money for political candidates. All those defense
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contractors have packs that write gigantic checks to whichever candidate
wants to keep the war drums beating in Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's the truth.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Biden was over there today and he was pretty.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Eloquent, and mister and Idella Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
When he was done stumbling and fumbling and drooling on
himself though, he did talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
This, and I have just now signed that agreement between
the United States and Ukraine. Our goal is to strength
to Ukraine's credible defense and deterrence capabilities for the long term.
A lasting peace for Ukraine must be underwridden by Ukraine's
own ability to defend itself now and to deter future
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aggression anytime in the future. The United States is going
to help ensure the Ukraine can do both, not by
sending American troops to fight in Ukraine, but by providing
weapons and ammunition.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Just pause on that for a moment. I'll let them
keep going. But don't you love don't you love how
the scumbags in the Democrat and Republican Party, how they
both how they all keep selling that to us as
the selling point the whole No American troops, but we're
only here. We better do this, sir. American troops will die. Hey,
(02:56):
it's only your money, your livelihood, and you can't afford
a Paderberg. But no American troops. That keep saying it
as if we should thank them for that. Oh wow,
you mean you're not grabbing our sons and daughters now
and allowing them to be slaughtered on foreign soil for
the first time in ages. What a guy, Thanks Joe.
(03:17):
The Republicans do it too. We're gonna keep doing this,
but not with American troops. No truth, not our troops.
Don't worry about that. Don't worry. It's just your money.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Who cares, right, Expanding intelligence sharing, continuing to train brave
Ukrainian troops and bases in Europe and the United States,
ENHANCI interoperability between our militaries in line with NATO's standards.
Investing in the Ukraine's defense industrial base so in time,
in time, they can supply their own.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I love that. I love how they put that. Investing
in Ukraine's defense industrial base, what a word, what a
way to freeze.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And weapons ammunitions. Working with Ukraine's partners to build a
future force that is strong, sustainable, and resilient and supporting
Ukraine's economic recovery as well as his energy recovery after
Russia's repeatedly targeted Ukraine's energy grid with massive attacks and
the feudal attempt to break the will of the Ukrainian people.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So who's going to be involved in all this? Boy?
That sounds like if you're listening to it a certain way,
that sounds expensive, doesn't it. I realize they're using politician
words like investment, of course, but you and I both
know how that works. You me, we will never see
a penny of that money and will never see any benefit.
(04:40):
Don't get me wrong. Joe Biden will get plenty of
benefit him and all the dirt balls in the government
will have their campaign coffers filled, the defense contractors will
all be on private jets to Barbados. You me know
we're not gonna be able to afford eggs. But didn't
that sound like a lot of money? Who's going to
get involved and helped Joe out? Uh? Would you look
(05:02):
at that? He found somebody? But before I play this,
what are the three finance giants? Evil monsters? What are
the names of the three evil finance giants who are
responsible for so much of the corporate filth you see
out there. Now you're mad about ESG I am two,
(05:23):
You're mad about DEI all this diversity crap.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I am too.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Who are the three finance giants? Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street?
Burn those names into your memory.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
These are the.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Names of gigantic corporations. A Republican who actually wanted to
save the country, he'd be attacking these companies. They are
forcing this corporate communism everywhere. But you don't think they're
just doing that out of the goodness of their heart.
Right you see Blackrock, Van God, State Street. They have
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found a reliable business partner, the United States government. And
look at that. Joe was looking for someone to help
out in Ukraine, and wow, look who he found.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Mister Fink. I call you, Larry, I'm calling you, mister Fink.
But we go back a long way Blackrock. Today, Blackrock
and other partners are committee to have miss at least
four billion dollars, four billion dollars turn infrastructure projects in
a line with our PGI priorities.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh what a good guy, Larry Fink and Blackrock they're
gonna what did he say, Chris give? Is that what
he said? Did he say give Maybe I should play
it again. Mister Fink, who we called him, mister Fink,
Mister Fink, he's going to is he gonna give that money?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Mister Fink? I call you, Larry, I'm calling you mister Fink.
But we go back a long way. Blackroc. Today, Blackrock
and other partners are committee to a mess at least
four billion dollars, four billion dollars turn infrastructure projects in
align with our PGI priorities.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So allow me to explain how this works. The federal
government Central Intelligence Agency most definitely is knee deep involved
in all this. And gigantic global corporations have billions and
probably trillions at stake in Ukraine and the various mineral
deposits and energy that's in Ukraine, the grains to everything else.
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They need to keep a hold of those things and
keep control of those things. And they understand that the
taxpayer in various nations, this isn't just ours. The taxpayer
will be abused. They will hoover up all that money
out of your wallet. They will spread it around to
all of their friends, finance giants, defense contractors, politicians, you
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name it. If you're in the club which you aren't.
But if you're in the club, you are going to
be well cared for. Oh, Larry Fink and given four
billion dollars to nobody, he is investing in that. Do
you think being a card carrying member of the system,
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do you think he's going to get some returns on
that four billion dollars? Do you think in the end
of all this, Larry Fink's gonna wake up and do it?
You what I do, roll over and grab his phone,
maybe pull up his bank ap on his phone and say, oh,
gosh ooh four billion. Mmmm that hurt. I can't believe
we lost all that. Or do you think being good
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friends with Joe and helping, of course democracy in Ukraine,
do you think that might end up paying in the end.
As I've said, we are in de looting the treasury
phase of our republic, and it is maddening to watch
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all these dirtballs do it right in front of our eyes.
It's not even like it's behind closed doors. If you're
somebody like you who pays attention, they brag.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Presidents of Lynski and I have just now signed that
agreement between the United States and Ukraine. Our goal is
to strength to Ukraine's credible defense and deterrence capabilities for
the long term. A lasting piece for Ukraine must be
underwritten by Ukraine's own ability to defend itself now and
(09:36):
to deter future aggression anytime in the future. The United
States is going to help ensure the Ukraine can do both.
Not by sending American troops.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I want you, as you finish this, I want you
to think about your grocery bill last month.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
To fight in Ukraine, but by providing weapons and ammunition,
expanding intelligence sharing, continuing to train brave Ukrainian troops at
bases in Europe.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
They take money from your wallet and they hand it
out to all their friends domestically and internationally. Well, you
can barely afford to live. And then they run to
the cameras and have the gall to tell you how
great you are.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
All Americans, both those who are well off and those
who are near at the bottom of the income distribution,
are better off now. Their wages have risen more than prices.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's so in your face, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Speaking of in your face, let's talk about the WNBA.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Next. Jesse Kelly returns.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Next.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show O at Thursday do
not forget that. Tomorrow is asked doctor Jesse Friday, and
you need to get your questions emailed in right now.
Don't wait till tomorrow. Doesn't have to be political, can
be about anything. Email your questions into Jesse at Jesse
Kelly Show. The WNBA is expected to lose fifty million
(11:06):
dollars despite popularity. The league is hard pressed to exist
without the NBA, according to an executive. And I'm honestly
I'm not going to rip on the WNBA again. That's
too much fun and I've already done it before and
i don't want to go into that right now. It's
just it's crazy when you when you take a step
(11:26):
back and look at our country and how much lame
failure is being subsidized, and how much failure is being
wholly propped up just because it represents some kind of
commigobblygook cultural thing to people. Why is there a WNBA.
(11:51):
It doesn't make any money, Nobody watches it. Everyone has
to pretend to care about it. Wow, look at those
girls shoot but no and enjoys it. It's a charity league.
I'm getting a bunch of crap because I said it's
essentially a charity for lesbians. I don't know why I'm
getting crap for that. That's what it is. It's a charity.
(12:12):
It's not a business. It exists on the charity of
the NBA. But look, this is one example. There are
endless examples in our society of lameness or failure or
things people have no stomach for it all that are
propped up simply because of the cultural Marxist gobblygook they represent.
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We talked about it a little bit last night, the
Disney thing, the New Stars Star Wars thing. You know,
all these Star Wars movies, all these Disney movies they're
putting out, movie after movie after movie after movie. They're
all bombing all of them. Their New Star Wars thing
is a disaster. Nobody's watching it. And I played for
the audio and I don't have to play it again.
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Of the director and the actress. It's the gayest Star
Wars ever. I love how gay it is. I tried
to make it super gay. And yet they keep doing it.
They keep making these movies, they keep producing the same
common filth. Ah like it's a movie for kids.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Check out these lesbos.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They do it over and over and over and over
and over again without end, and it loses money. And
you can really see, honestly, can't you see now why
communist countries collapse in the end. Think how many lies
get subsidized in a communist country. Just look around you
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right now, how many outright lies are being subsidized, being
held up, propped up by money they didn't earn. In
our society, it's everywhere you want it. You want to
do something, you want something that'll blow you away, if
you want to do a little research on it, it's
worth it's worth doing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I've done it before.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
DEI is ridiculous, right, It's just Marxist goblybook, that's all
it is. Oh, we need more diversity, No we don't.
We need more inclusion. Nope, don't need that either. So
it's garbage. You know it's garbage.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I know it's garbage.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Right, Go look up the salary. Pick a university. Go
look up a salary of the quote head of DEI
of the various universities across the United States of America.
There are these ridiculous commie hags without a single skill
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of value in the world, and they're making incomes that
make me cry. They're gonna make you cry. You can
go find these. Oh she's the head of the DEI
department at Duke and they're making two three, four hundred g's.
What's their job? Well, be racist, run white people out.
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We don't need any more straight whites. They provide nothing
of value whatsoever, zero, zip, zilch. There's nothing on that
P and L the profit loss sheet. There's not a
single thing on the profit loss sheet that they provide,
and yet they're making fortunes off of this. Chris, what'd
you just find on an average? Chris just looked up
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the average. The average is one hundred and fifty g's
a year. What would you give to make one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars a year? And that's what DEI
people who don't provide a single tangible thing are making.
It's crazy when you step back and think about it.
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It's not just the WNBA, it's everywhere in this country.
And look, speaking of tangible tangible is going to take
on new meaning as the rocky economic times continue. I'm
not going to say, come, we're already in them.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
So where do we put our money? Well, make sure
your money is going to tangible things. How often have
we talked about it? Gold, silverland real estate, gold silverland,
real estate, tangible assets. That's what the finance giants are
buying up. That's what state actors are buying up. I'm
not a millionaire. Done for you.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Real estate is not for millionaires. Done for you.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Real estate is so normal. People can begin the process
of acquiring rental homes. They handle it all for you.
The financing, they find, the home that they handle, the
rental process. You're not dealing with any of this. Then
you'll start out with one. You're not going to start
out with ten, but it can grow into ten. And
they've done this many times. You might retire on this
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one day you realize that people have and pass it
down to your children. What a thing to pass down.
Go to done for you, Jesse dot com, Done for you,
Jesse dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Find out how all right? All right?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Exclusive?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
This is from the Daily Wire. Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Air Force celebrates Pride Month. That would have been bad enough,
but they're celebrating Pride Month with a guy named Brian Bond.
Brian Bond is the head of Pea Flag And I
had to be really careful with how I said that
P flag pflag. And this guy has advocated openly for
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children to chop their penises and breastsoft and he is
being welcomed and promoted by the Air Force to celebrate
Pride Month. Gee, I gotta tell you, I just can't
figure out why rural boys aren't joining the military anymore. Huh.
Why is that Iowa farmer, that Southern hunter, that Montana fisherman.
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Why are they not signing up to join the military anymore?
Do they not want to serve under this That's exactly
why turn into filth instead of what it used to be.
All right, let's talk about this Trump, Ben Carson thing,
Trump Mitch McConnell thing. Got a couple of little Trumpster comments,
and then we have some emails and we have a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
We still have to get to. Don't worry, hang on,
get the cure for rhinos. Week days with the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It is the Jesse Kellys Show, tackling all the tough
issues of the day. Me and Jewish producer Chris. During
the break, we're just discussing goldfish versus cheese its and
you were asking flavors. I think I need to clarify
something because I said cheese its. It's no question it
would be cheese It's however, white cheddar cheese its are
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on a whole new level. I love some white cheddar
cheese its. But are we talking about the flavor blasted goldfish? Now,
if we're talking flavor blasted, I think the gold man
they might be in that conversation. They might be they
might be winning that conversation, Michael, cheese it's or flavor
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blasted goldfish.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What say you.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Flavor blasting the flavor blasted thing. Here's the problem though,
with the flavor blasted goldfish. It's very similar to sausage gravy.
Once you have flavor blasted goldfish, what reason is there
to ever have a non flavor blasted goldfish. Everybody loves
to get blasted. Why would you have non flavor blasted
(19:34):
It's just like gravy. Oh, we've got brown gravy. Really,
why they invented sausage gravy. Once sausage gravy got here,
all other forms of gravy became obsolete. No, I don't
want to buy a beeper. I want to buy a
cell phone. Don't give me your brown gravy. No one
has ever ever ever had a bite of sausage gravy
and thought this would be better without the sausage in it.
(19:57):
It's never happened ever. Well, I mean, actually we just
talked about the WNBA. Maybe they wouldn't like the sausage.
But you understand exactly whatever doctor Ben Carson announces he
will meet up with Trump this weekend, as VP rumors swirl,
I'll be honest, I'm coming around more and more on
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the Ben Carson for VP thing and what we tell you?
What have we said forever about vice president? The vice president?
You don't want him to be like you. You want
your vice president to fill in gaps shortcomings you may have.
Ben Carson presents a I say, calming, that's being very nice,
(20:42):
a painfully boring presence. He is very very boring, but
he's an incredible human being, highly intelligent, has a fascinating story.
I like him personally. He's very boring, but I like
the guy personally. I think it would be it would
reflect calm where Trump does a lot of things. Trump
(21:03):
doesn't reflect calm. You're definitely not getting a heaping helping.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Of calm with Trump.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I kind of like it, and and I really dislike
some of the options. I really like the Ben carsone.
The only option I'm gonna freak out about though, if
Trump picks her is Elise Stephanick. The other options look
the rubios of the world. Man Tim Scott, I can't
stand him, but I would understand it. Ben Carson, I
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think is a smart pick. JD Vance I love, but
again I'd rather he stay in the Senate. But that's
still that's a great pick. You get jd Vance on
your team. Governor Bergham, I would even get that, like
I would get that at least Stephanick if it's Elast Stephanick. Honestly,
I don't even know if I'm gonna come into work
that day, because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna pop
a blood vessel in my face and I'm just gonna
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lose it, and I'm gonna make a bunch of Trump
people really angry. Alist Stephanick is a leftist. A leftist,
she is a Democrat in almost every possible way. But
she is a Democrat who has understood that if you
kiss Trump's butt enough that he will like you. It
doesn't matter your ideology. If you kiss his butt enough,
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he'll like you, and she has kissed his butt endlessly,
to the point she's on the short list for VP
Trump's presidency. Last time was kneecapped repeatedly by the leftists
he surrounded himself with, specifically Jared Kushner. Trump would have
these great America First ideas and he would be trying
(22:36):
to implement them, and Kushner would come in and torpedo
the whole thing time and time and time again, constantly
pulling Trump to the left, pulling Trump to the left
off of where he should be. If he brings in
another frigging leftist who's nice to him, I'm gonna lose
my mind. It better not be Eleist, Stephanig the others. Okay, whatever,
(22:57):
but gosh, please not that woman. Good grief. Along those lines,
Trump is gonna meet with Mitch McConnell for the first
time in four years. Apparently they did meet. Now, I
understand this may make some Trump people angry that he
met with Mitch McConnell, and listen, nobody hates Mitch McConnell
(23:21):
more than me. But if that makes you angry, allow
me to defend him.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Here.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I guess I was just ragging on him. Now I'm
defending him. Allow me to defend him here. Donald Trump
has to win this selection. In his mind, of course,
it's everything. It's for Donald Trump. Let me explain the stakes.
I'm not talking about you or me or the country.
For Donald Trump, this election is about going to prison.
(23:49):
You understand that they are gonna paste him to the wall.
If Joe Biden wins this election, that's another four years
of Merit Garland Special counsel Jack, he might be in
New York State prison. This election for Donald Trump might
be about dying in prison because of his age. That really,
I know that sounds nuts. That's legitimate, and he knows
(24:11):
that he has to win this election. He is in
the coalition building phase. Now, the coalition building phase is
the one that always drives people like you and me crazy.
If we let it, he'll take these people. Look, Mitch
McConnell is Trump's mortal enemy, and look, he's going to
(24:38):
come together with these people, or at least he's going
to try to calm things down.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
As much as I hate this as oh gosh, and
I do hate it, and it is terrible. Until we
get read better Republicans and the House in the Senate,
then we are going to have to try to figure
out a way to live with the losers we have. Now.
If Republicans would bother showing up in primaries in red states,
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then we could get rid of all these guys. But
as long as only five people continue to vote in
the Republican primaries, and those five people are the five
seventy year olds who watch Fox News every night, then
this is what we're stuck with. He's in the coalition
building phase. It is what it is, all right, Jesse.
(25:25):
I see a lot of people saying the left went
too far and the conviction ensures a Trump win. I
just don't see it in a country where eighty five
percent of the people not only lined up for an
experimental shot for a chess cold, but they also shame
those who didn't get it, war masks outside and closed
their businesses. I just don't see enough people seeing what
(25:47):
is happening. What do you think his name is, Chris
oh I Look, I always have to separate this my
appreciation for hardcore anti communists like you and my frustration.
I'll put it that way. I could have used a
harsher word, but it would have sounded too bad. My
(26:08):
frustration with the American people. I do not have faith
in the American people. I do not not as a whole,
in huge pockets of them. Sure, and you yeah, the
American people as a whole repeatedly have horrified me, especially
over the last few years. I still I'm look. You
(26:30):
mentioned the COVID stuff. I will never get over that
until the day I die. If I live to eighty,
which will never happen. But if I live to eighty,
on my deathbed, I swear I'm going to think about
my countrymen laying down when the government told them to
go home and hide. I can't believe the Land of
the Free is full of people like this. And it's
(26:54):
not just the initial response to COVID. The American people
voted every single lockdown politician back into office except for Trump,
every one of them. Trump's the only one who lost,
and that's not why he lost. Besides Trump, every single
lockdown politician in America got reelected. That does not speak
(27:21):
highly of us. That's honestly, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm embarrassed. That's really embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
All right, whatever the look, it woke me up, the
many things, I'll tell you that much. It was an awakening,
that's for sure. And one of the things it really
sparked in me was an interest in natural solutions to
the things that bother me. Natural solutions used to be
something I wouldn't say, I used to scoff at, But oh, okay,
(27:49):
I mean, I guess I'll try it. I know it's
not gonna work. I've realized more and more that it's
the way to go when you have pain. You have
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is your back very common, your neck, muscle pain, whatever,
you know, there's a natural way you can get after that.
(28:10):
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Speaker 1 (28:46):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's still real to me, dammit.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
The transdags.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show before we check out year. But we
will of course be back tomorrow for ask Doctor Jesse Friday.
I'm so excited about that. It's gonna be a fun day.
Email your questions. They can be political or not. I
don't care. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right,
(29:16):
we'll tackle as many emails assumingly possible tomorrow, like this one, Baldy.
I don't know what she's saying, Baldi, fit of Paldy,
I know the real reason you want to go to Istanbul.
You can't fool me, a good friend of ours with
your hairline. Actually a little worse if that's imaginable. So
mean just went to get transplant surgery so he has
(29:38):
the opportunity to have a full head of hair again.
Your secret is not safe with me, and that's not
very nice, lady, Chris. I've heard they do do amazing
stuff over there. What if hear me out now here? No,
hear me out Chris. You don't even know what I'm
gonna say yet. Listen, what if I went over and
(29:59):
did the hair thing only instead of restoring some sort
of a normal set of hair. I went just totally
over the top and got the thickest, most absurd main
Oh yeah, mullet, go mullet or afro. I've always wanted
an afro? What if I went over and got a
(30:19):
huge afro? Tell me that wouldn't be sick? Chris? Can
you find out how much it is and don't find
a discount? Chris, we all know how you are. Can
you find out how much it is? I think that
would be a great gag. I think it would be funny.
I would I'll deal with the wife when I get home.
I'm sure she'll be fine with it. At some point
in time, she'll learn to love me, all right. Just
find out afro mullet and if there's a difference in cost,
(30:42):
that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying, And then
I'll come home. Imagine, just wrap your mind around this.
How comfortable would the my pillow two point zero be
if you had an afro adding extra cushion to it?
What Chris? Think about this? Think about this. You already
have the MyPillow phone right, and you already have the
(31:05):
geeze of fabric. The temperature regulating fabric on there. If
you get a big enough afro, aren't you essentially adding
an extra pillow to your night's sleep? You think you're
sleeping well on your MyPillow stuff. Now wait till Afro
Jesse gets here. And if you want a MyPillow without
(31:25):
the afro, they can't sell you that. One of the
premium My pillows are twenty five dollars right now, they're
sandals are twenty five bucks. They have this big twenty
five dollars extravaganza sale MyPillow dot com. Click on the
radio listener special squares and use the promo code Jesse.
You want some MyPillow and an afro, call them eight
(31:47):
hundred eight four five zero five four four. I want
to stress they don't deal in afros. That's how I'm
going to approach it. You're on your own, all right, Chris.
You said two to eight thousand dollars for hair, and
why does it take two weeks to recover? What are
they doing to my head that it would take two weeks.
(32:09):
It's hair, not heart surgery, probably before you can shower
and stuff. You know what, I'll take it back now
that you brought up the showering. I don't want hair again.
You know how nice it is to not even own
shampoo anymore? And the wife is just mortified because I
still have this little bit of peach fuzz up here.
(32:30):
You don't need shampoo for this. I just get a
little body wash, the manliest body wash you can find.
Squirt a little that in my hand. That's a sound,
it makes, boom wash my hair? What Chris, why what
are you making that face?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
For?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Jesse? My husband and I got married yesterday. Any advice
for us? Oh, I see the ass doctor Jesse. Wins
are already rolling in. You can say our names, Connor
and Hannah. Congratulations Connor and Hannah. I do have a
piece of advice. Not that you need to take any
marriage advice from me, ever, but I do have a
piece of marriage advice for me.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
That well, it's been huge.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Don't ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, throw out your
husband's white linen pants. All right, no, stop, stop, I'm joking.
Don't ever, in all seriousness, don't ever bad mouth your
spouse to someone else. Fight, have a good fight, go
(33:32):
for it, have it privately.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean, what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Fellas? You don't go golf and with your with your buddies. Ah,
my wife's nagging.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Ladies.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You don't call your mom, don't call your sister, your girlfriends.
I just can't take how menius to me anymore. Never ever,
ever keep your problems in house. Trust me, it's very
very effective. It works. And here's a headline by go
you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
(34:04):
to Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. You know,
this is exactly why I won't go to these Nordic countries.
And I want to go see these Nordic countries like
Norway and Sweden, and I want to see Viking stuff.
The food. Every time I look, it's always some raw
(34:27):
fish or some piece of crap. You're rejecting the spicy
Korean food. That's the whole reason I want to go. Chris,
what's smoked puffin? That's a penguin. I thought it was
a drug. No, I don't want any smoked puffin. Supreme
Court unanimously strikes that a lawsuit challenging FDA approval of
(34:48):
abortion pill, I had a bunch of people email this
to me today. It was a nine O decision and
a bunch of people are acting as if it was
a big law for the pro life community. I will
tell you I reached out to not only lawyers, the
pro life activists I know, and none of them repeated
(35:09):
that at all. None of them echoed that. They all
were fairly dismissive of this. This was just kind of
a setup to get to a better case. So don't
if your pro life like I am, don't, don't get
down on that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
No big deal.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
New congressional report exposes doctor Fauci's department for concealing plans
to engineer mutant monkey pox virus, risking another global pandemic.
I almost forgotten about monkey pox. Oh, monkey pox. Remember
when they they came out with monkey pox and said
(35:45):
we should be scared. And then and then we started
to figure out how monkey pox spreads. And then a
couple kids got it, then a dog got it, and
then it just disappeared from the news. I wonder why
that is. Sources say Joe Biden's gaz appeer is endangering
(36:08):
troops lives for a photo op. These people are so
depraved and evil they would kill all of our troops
for a photo op. After all, they've done it before.
Biden faces first lawsuit over new asylum cracked down at
the border. Yeah, asylum crackdown. There's no cracked down at all.
Nothing but this is from NBC. Migrants to cross the
(36:31):
border illegally are still being released into the US by
border agents, one week after President Biden signed an executive
action suspending their entry.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
They choose to come without permission and against the law.
They'll be restricted from receiving asylum and staying in the
United States.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But of course he lied about all that. They're still
letting all of them in. As I mentioned many times before,
a critical a central part of the communist plan to
destroy America is an open border. Fill up the true
with the illegals. You can destroy a country of any size.
They're never going to back off of this for any reason.
All right, we'll do ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Are
(37:08):
you ready for that?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's all
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