June 13, 2024 • 36 mins
Trouble in the Kelly house. . The lies the system tells will eventually help us. Normie Norm seeing the lies of the system for himself. Daniel Turner and the collapse of the petrodollar. We can’t fund our enemies and win these wars, so why are you supporting companies that hate you.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show is
what we got. We're gonna talk about this Merrick Garland
thing here briefly. There's something about the story it makes
me laugh. It shouldn't because it's not funny, but I'm
a terrible person and it makes me laugh. So we'll
talk about the Merrick Garland thing. Women's basketball. I'm serious, No,
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we are. We're gonna touch on that really quickly. Half
hour from now, will bring on Daniel Turner. What does
all this Petro dollars stuff mean? Why is Saudi Arabia
getting off the Petro dollar? Does it matter? What's going
on there? So there's a lot to do this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Before I get
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to the Merrick Garland thing, I want to address a
couple of things. First and foremost, there is a scandal
brewing in the Kelly household. And don't shake your head, Chris,
and here's how it goes. You remember when we went
to Israel as a show. We did the whole show
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trip to Israel thing, so many of you came along.
It was something like two hundred of us. Wasn't there
two hundred people? It was crazy. Two three hundred people
was nuts. It was awesome. And we did a big
history tour, you know, biblical sides. This is where Chris's
people crucified Jesus and all this other stuff. We did
all kinds of stuff in Israel. And I had to
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plan for the heat because it was the middle of
the desert. And remember there were days if you were there,
you'd remember, you definitely remember there was one hundred and
five some days it was roasting. I acquired before we
left some linen pants, linen pants. Have you ever seen
these before? What, Chris, you haven't seen linen pants before that.
They're just they're they're linen, linen shirts, linen pants, so
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they're long, they cover you, but they're super light and breatheable,
and they're really nice to wear in the heat. Now
we get back home from Israel, I'm not gonna get
rid of the linen pants. So I will still wear
the linen pants to work. I'll wear them out. I
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came home the other night, picked up the wife, took
her out to dinner, her and the boys. I had
linen pants on. She doesn't like the linen pants. She
says they look like she said they look like sweats, Chris,
And I guess, in a way, they kind of do.
Now I'm not wearing them now, Chris, No, I guess
they kind of do. Look they kind of do look
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like sweats, but they're not sweats. They're linen pants. And
she has said that I shouldn't leave the house in them. Okay,
so there's that. This was yesterday. I walk into my closet.
I have a white pair of linen pants. I walk
into my closet, can't find them. I haven't worn these
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linen pants in two weeks. My wife does laundry every
day or every other day, I don't know. It seems
like every time I come home, she's doing laundry and
voting clothes and stuff like that. So the laundry gets done.
And I should I should say, I should clarify something
before I go any further in this story. This human being,
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the wife is a nerd. And when I say, a nerd,
organization like you've never seen in your life. If we are,
we have to go to a family reunion this year,
I think it's next month or the month after family reunion.
For her family. It'll be fun. But we're talking to weekend,
you know, the weekend at a campground. I think we're
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renting a cab and whatever she will have. I am
not making this up. She will have an Excel spreadsheet
printed out for her and the boys of every thing
that needs to be packed, and she will check things
off on the list as she goes along. We're talking
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we have the little sleeves that everything has to go. Oh, Chris,
color coded. You've never seen anything like it in your life.
This is a human being who knows where everything is,
whatever needs to be done. She has a list, she
has a checklist. And yesterday I'm standing in my closet.
I know they're clean, and I said to her, I
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can't find my linen pants. And I like to consider
her an honest human being. She looks at me dead
in the eye and says, really, that's weird. Aren't they
usually here? And I'm such an idiot I didn't catch
it at the time. I tell her, yes, they're usually
right here, this is where I keep them. And she
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just goes on and on them.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
How strange that is?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then she even did this, tell me this isn't
the ultimate I wonder where you put them to a media.
I'm doubting me as if I would go in there
and move whatever she had hung up in the closet anywhere.
I think she threw away my pants. In fact, I
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am gonna go home tonight and I am going to
accuse her of having thrown away my pants, and I
will be back here tomorrow for Ask Doctor Jesse Friday,
and I will let you know exactly how that accusation went.
What Chris, What Chris said, is the couch comfortable? Oh,
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it's comfortable. It's comfortable. And you know what, some things
are worth it. We're talking about my favorite pants. If
she really did ditch them and then lied about it,
the couch is worth it, pow worth it. Anyway, don't
forget tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. This
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was the ice director from today.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is there an issue with our You.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Know what it probably is from the wife. It probably
is revenge for the whole pede bird thing. Do you
remember that story? I told you that story long time ago.
She's never let that go. Let me fill you in
on the story before we go on and talk about
the ice director. He can wait a minute. I'm busy
doing some other stuff. The wife is an animal freak,
animal lover. I like animals. She's an animal freak.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
She would get.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Choked up if I would hit a bird or something
driving my truck up the road. So she had a
bird and she named the bird Pete. All right, Pete.
Now have you ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber.
If you haven't seen the movie Dumb and Dumber, this
won't make sense to you. But I'll just I'll give
this away spoiler alert. There's a bird named Pete. In
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the movie. Some assassin tears the bird's head off, and
then one of the dummies in the movie, Duck, tapes
the head of the bird back onto the bird and
sells it to a little kid. It's kind of a gag.
It's a funny movie, right, It's a gag, and the
other guy's mortified by it. And anyway, when they find
pet they don't realize an assassin has killed the bird,
(07:08):
because again they're idiots. That's the whole point of the movie.
So the guy looks at his bird laying there in
the cage, and he.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Says, oh no, his head fell off.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was a funny line from the movie. Well, some
time ago, the wife calls, so's sad and I said,
what what, what's wrong? And she said, you know my
bird pet And I hated this stupid bird. It just
crapped everywhere. Anyway, she said, you know my bird Pety,
he's dead and I said, oh, man, did his head
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fall off? And that didn't that didn't land that well.
And so maybe this is vengeance for that. I don't know. Anyway,
here's the ICE director. Is there an issue with our
background check system?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Again?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
How did they slip through the cracks like that?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Well, listen, we have individuals are coming across and are done,
you know, they've done by checks and CBP Customs of
Border Protection as the ones who encounter them at the border.
It's not us, but it's not that. Sometimes there's no
information on individuals.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Who cares about a bird anyway.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I mean it's quite common where there's nothing, you know,
you don't have anything. There's no criminal convictions, there's no
threat information or whatever on these individuals, or maybe these
individuals are from an area that are particularly of concern,
but that pops up later when you get information later on,
and as soon as we become aware of any information,
like in this case we became aware of working collaboratively
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with FBI, we went out and got them.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We are just letting people pour into the country. And
this point has been made before, but it's worth dwelling on.
We are allowing people into the country with no documentation
whatsoever because not see, as Americans, we don't really understand that.
We don't have a good appreciation for this. When you're
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born in America, you have a Social Security number, immediately
at birth or at least close after a birth certificate.
You know who mom and dad are unless you were
in the army. This is this is in America. You
have documentation, you have medical records, vaccine records, you have
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there's documentation on you all over the place. When you
throw open the doors of your country and allow people
to come in from any part of the world where
they please, you allow people into your country, they could
be the most depraved terrorist, serial killer on the planet,
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and you would have no idea because in so many
of these countries they don't document arrest records. In Houston alone,
you know, I live in the Houston area. I saw
something today. In Houston alone, they've apprehended multiple stone cold
killers in just the last couple of weeks. A couple
of them came in from Honduras. Came in from Honduras,
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rolled right across the bord Order where they have murdered people.
They've been murdering people most of their lives, and they're
walking among us. And that is what this administration is
doing at the border. You cannot have a country and
have a border that is wide open. You can't. It
will end any nation. It doesn't work that way. All right,
(10:20):
Enough of that, we have to talk about this Merrit
Garland stuff. It just gave me the snickers. Something fierce.
Hang on.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
The week is almost over. Put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
One of the things that I'm going to take sick
enjoyment out of sick pleasure, and I guess you would say,
and I would invite you to take this sick pleasure
with me is watching the lies the system tells. And
at some point the lies the system tells they actually
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help us because the problem is the norms and normas
out there. They still think the system has credibility.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know the CDC.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You know, the CDC is a garbage, dishonest organization that
has lied through its teeth repeatedly, especially over the last
three years. You already know all that. You know that
people should be fired, You know that people should be
arrested for what they did at the CDC. You already
know that. But the thing is Norm has no idea.
(11:34):
You tell Norm the CDC, Norm pictures a bunch of
doctors just trying to do the right thing behind closed
doors as they try to make sure America doesn't get sick. Right,
that's what NORM believes. So that's a problem. We need
Norm to wake up. Well, the more brazen and blatant
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the lies the CDC tells, the less credibility they have,
and that's a good thing in the end. Now, don't
get me wrong, I'd rather we had a CDC we
can trust, but we don't and we're not going to.
So since we have an evil one, you me, we
need everyone to get on our wavelength and realize that
that gun thing is evil. Right, So when they do
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things that are really in your face, learn to take
enjoyment out of them. Some of it like, for instance,
remember the drone strike in Afghanistan. Oh, by the way,
Daniel Turner, if you want to hear about that Petro
dollar stuff that's coming up next, remember the drone strike
in Afghanistan. We're going to recap this because I'm going
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somewhere with this. But in response to that terrible terrorist
attack in Afghanistan that killed thirteen of our warriors, we
sent a Reaper drone after somebody and we killed ten people.
Six of the ten were children, and all ten were
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completely innocent, not terrorists, not our enemies. They had nothing
to do with anything. We We murdered ten incent people,
six of them adorable children. Well, obviously some people begin
to demand answers. Hey, who's getting fired and or going
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to prison for the fact that we murdered ten people.
Remember this press conference when John Kirby got what Remember this?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
So, how does it strike you that no one is
held accountable? Because I know how it strikes a lot
of people around the world that you can get away
with murder and nobody's punished for it.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
I do understand that we appreciate that not everybody's gonna
support this decision. What I can tell you is we
looked at this thing very, very comprehensively, and again we
acknowledged that there were procedural breakdowns, processes were not executed
the way they should have been, but it doesn't necessarily
indicate that an individual or individuals have to be held
to account for that.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
But look, this is more discipline inside the PA god
at all. I mean, maybe they're no charges brought up,
but is anyone demoted or disciplined for what happened?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Then what we are going to do.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
There's not going to be individual discipline as a result
of this, really, but what we are going to do
is learn from this, and we're going to enact and
improve our procedures in our processes to try to make
sure this doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Just process that for a moment. Ten innocent people who
were actually on our side, I should note, ten innocent people,
six of them adorable children, were reaper droned by the
United States military. And not only did nobody resign, get fired,
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get arrested, not only was there no discipline at all,
the men responsible for it simply called it a failure
of process, wash their hands of it, and walked away.
Now that's a really evil, terrible thing, and I'm not
going to act otherwise. But in the end, that's a benefit.
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It's beneficial for the American people to understand that the
Pentagon is evil too, and they lie. And I thought
about this when I saw this headline today from the
Justice Department. An internal memo in the Justice Department claims
Merrit Garland cannot be prosecuted for contempt of Congress. So
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the Justice Department, the Justice Department has looked into this
whole thing, and they've decided that the head of the
Justice Department can't be prosecuted. So obviously he can't be prosecuted.
The head of the DOJ can't be prosecuted because the
DOJ said so that is the kind of stuff. Yet
it's corrupt, and it's evil, and it's in your face,
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and it's all those things. All that stuff is very,
very true. At the same time, these stories don't make
me mad anymore. They make me happy. I'm glad people
can see how deep the rock goes. I'm glad. I'm grateful.
I've grown over the years. I've grown grateful for the
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idiots and losers in Congress. I used to really resent them.
How could this guy be in Congress. Now, I'm glad
the American people when they turn on the television, I'm
glad they see who represents this guy.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
A colleague from across the Aisle, Byron Donalds recently said
that black families were better under Jim Crow, which was
a period of forced racial segregation.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And what would you.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Say to that?
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Yes, I'd say, is it okay for Uncle Tom, uncle
brook Is, or maybe under this scenario, an uncle Clarence
to try to tell us what it is to be
black in America considering the fact that he is married
to a white woman, kind of like his uncle Clarence,
that would not have been allowed. So yeah, he probably
needs to go back to the history books that they
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keep trying to take out of our classrooms.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's Jasmine Crockett. Don't be mad that she's in Congress.
I'm thrilled she's there. I'm thrilled that more and more
people are realizing that we are led by the biggest
scumbags on the planet. All Right, Daniel Turner is gonna
give us the skinny on this Petro dollar stuff. Saudi
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Arabia America. We had a fifty year pack packed. Sorry,
there's a tea on the end of that packed and
the pact is over. What happened? Hang on, get the
cure for rhinos.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Week days with the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Do not forget to email in your questions for tomorrow
is ask Doctor Jesse Show. Email them in right now
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot Com. Joining me now is my
friend with power the future, my friend Daniel Turner, who's
always keeping us abreast of the current energy disasters that
are out there.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Okay, Daniel, I'm looking at.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Headline here the US Saudi Petro dollar packed ends after
fifty years. That sounds like a really big deal. What's
the petro dollar?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, I mean this is a really big deal, Jesse.
And if you know, we had a media that actually
cared about the important issues and not you know, Donald
Trump is at the the MNA fight with Jake Paul
and all the silliness that they focus on. We'd be
talking about this. Oil is a thoroughly American commodity. Right. Yes,
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it's found all around the world, but it was America
who figured out how to turn it into multiple products
and how to make it a global commodity. And because
America figured it out first, and really Texas figured it
out first, oil has always been traded in the US dollar.
So anywhere around the world that sells oil, including Saudi Arabia,
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including Russia, has always had to convert their dollars, their
currency into dollars for oil transactions. And that has put
the US in a very, very strategic advantage. And I'll
give this analogy because I'm sure a lot of your
listeners have traveled, you know, your southern border. Maybe they've
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gone to Kankun. Right. You're in Mexico and you want
to buy something and the guy says, you know, it's
going to be X number of pesos, but if you
get it, you give me twenty dollars US cash, it
will be better for you. And you say, well deal, right,
I mean, I have the currency, it's twenty bucks. It's
actually cheaper than converting it to to pesos. It's convenient,
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and he prefers the dollars, So I will buy this
even though I'm not in America, I'll buy it in dollars,
and everybody wins. That puts American currency in a position
of power, right, And that has been the world's reserve currency.
For that reason, Well, Saudi Arabia now looks at the
US dollar, which is in the crapper, They look at
the US economy, which is in the crapper. They look
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at our thirty five trillion dollars in debt, and they
look at what Biden has done to oil production, writ
large and Saudi Arabia rightly says, why the hell are
we converting our reals two dollars. Why don't we just
buy it in our own currency? You know what, screw you, America.
We're going to buy it in Russian rubles, We're going
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to buy it in Chinese yu wan. What we will
decide how we buy and sell oil. So now oil
is no longer an American commodity world over. It's now
just one more product that we don't control. That would
be leading headlines if the world, if America understood how
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big of a deal it was, and if they were
if they were not afraid of hurting little Joe, but
you know, protect Briden at all costs. So the media
just ignores this as if it didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Speaking with Daniel Turner, Power of the Future, Okay, Daniel,
So today it's Saudi Arabia. Do we have these pats
with a bunch of other countries. What I'm worried about
is this, You know, this creates a domino effect here.
What should I be on the lookout for?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, you should be on the lookout of other global
powers saying why do we need US dollar? The US
dollar is a lousy currency at this point, and it's
you know, sixty percent of all the dollars that are
circulating around the world didn't exist until Joe Biden became president.
So the dollar is becoming slightly worthless. And proof of
that is how expensive it is to buy the same
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piece of beef or ground meat. If you want to
make a Jessie that you were buying four years ago
and you're like, well, wait a second. This used to
cost me six fifty for a pound of ground beef.
Now it's nine to seventy five. You're not getting any more.
It's just costs. And that's what we call inflation. Right,
So the dollar is becoming a valueless princy. So as
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other global oil powers look at that and they realize,
why are we tying ourselves to the American dollar? Therefore,
why are we tying ourselves to America at all. Right,
I mean, what is their role? Why does America get
to call the oil dollar shot? How come Saudi Arabia,
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which they look at the future and they say, you know,
America is pumping out thirteen million, but they have a
president that wants to shut it down. We're pumping out
eleven million barrels a day and we have a king
that wants to double that. Well, maybe Saudi Arabia is
now the oil king of the world and not America.
Oh that looks great for Saudis, but but how does
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that look for America and for America's interests worldwide? Right?
So it's this is a huge and I get it,
it's not sexy, it's maybe not even that easy to understand.
But in world economics and world power, this is a
BFD and everyone should be talking about it. But again,
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it makes Biden look bad and weak. He is both
of those things, and so the media just ignores the
story completely.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Daniel, how much of a problem do these oil producing
countries like Saudi Arabia, How much of a problem do
they have with this quote going green commie climate garbage
rhetoric from American politicians? Do they take it seriously. When
Joe Biden gets up and says, oil's the devil. We
all just sted solar panels. Do they sit back and think, well,
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screw you, that's our whole livelihood, because I sure would.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
No, they just laugh. I mean they play along and
then do whatever the heck they want. Proof of this
is last November, the UN's Climate summit that they hold
every year, where forty thousand people gather to talk about it.
Last year in Dubai, I mean Dubai's hired skyline, the
world's tallest building, the world's only indoor ski resort, the
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largest indoor swimming pool. All of those things that Dubai
is famous for is all paid for by oil and gas.
And oh good are they at it? That They'll say,
you want to have a conference to bash oil and gas.
But forty thousand people, forty thousand of you idiots are
gonna need hotel rooms, and you're gonna go out to
dinner and you're gonna have sushi, and you know what, Yeah,
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come to my city. I'll host you. I mean, why
wouldn't the New York Yankees host all of the Red
Sox fans in New York City If they're all gonna
buy beer, and they're all gonna buy hot dogs. Yeah, sure,
we'll take your money, you idiots. And so I think
that's how they look at it, Russia, all of the
OPEC nations, Oh yeah, sure, climate change, climate change. And
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then they go about and they pump and they pump
and they pump, and look at what they do with
the money. What does Russia do with all of his
newfound trillions in wealth ever since Joe Biden became president.
He goes to war with Ukraine. Right, He's not building
schools for girls, He's not even in the most sacred
months of June. He's not expanding LGBTQ awareness programs. Now
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he builds an army and he conquers the next country over.
Because that's what bad people do with money. What does
Saudi Arabia do? They fund humas indirectly, directly, Who really cares.
We don't like Jews, Jews don't like us. Let's just
get rid of Israel, right, what does a rand do
with their new found well, same deal. So sadly, some
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of the most powerful oil producing states in the world
are awful, awful, awful people. Venezuela, Russia all of the
Middle East, right, it's really just America and Canada who
are quote unquote the good guys. But I don't know.
I look at our current president. I don't know how
much of a good guy we are anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Dang, that hit home. Daniel, Thank you so much, brother,
you are the best. Daniel Turner power the future. Thank
you for that. That's uh yeah, that's look on a
macro level. Maybe that's what we should talk about here,
because that's what we tend to do on this show.
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What does this mean on a macro level? And I
really think it's quite simple. It's something we talk about
a lot. When Rome was huge, they had the whole Mediterranean,
you know, all the way up into Britain, everything. When
Rome was at the height of its power, and then
things started to go bad. It wasn't all at once,
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but slowly and surely those far flown parts of the
Roman Empire started to go away and things begin to
shrink and shrink and shrink on them. And that's simply
what it feels like now. Anyway, all right, let's get
to some more emails and stuff like that. I do
want to talk about this COVID story at some point
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in time, But we have more we want to get to.
I want to talk first about your dog, because your dog,
he needs vitamins, he needs minerals, probiotics, he needs omega oils,
digestive enzymes, antioxidants. Why does he need these things? Because
he's a living, breathing thing, just like you. And the
(27:12):
problem is you think you're giving it to your dog
with dog food because dogfood always acts like it's this
super healthy blend. Your dog's code will be super shiny. Yeah,
how's that gonna happen with dog food? That's dead? All
dog food is dead food. There's nothing, nothing nutritious in it.
It's just empty calories. So start buying Roughgreens. You know,
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truth attitude?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
We have an intruder in our home and it's a mosquito.
And now, look, this is a different kind of mosquito.
I need to explain something here before we get back.
We're going to talk about the WNBA and do some
emails here in a second, we'll get to you know what,
I'll get to the COVID thing I teased first, and
then I'll talk about this mosquito. So there's a headline
(28:34):
in USA Today today, and the headline is the headline
in USA Today today. That's a weird set. Anyway, COVID
taught us a lot for future pandemics. Attacking Fauci doesn't
make us safer. This goes back to what we were
discussing right before I had Daniel Turner on. The system
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has lost so much credibility, and on some level it
knows it and it wants that credibility back. But it
is fascinating, so so fascinating that the system doesn't have
any idea how to get it back, or it's just
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unwilling to do any of the things necessary to get
it back. So instead the lies just compound on the lies.
They use lies, they use force, they use everything. The
American people watched while all of our institutions joined together
to lie to us during COVID. They lied about where
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it came from, they lied about how deadly it was.
They lied about hydroxychloric when, they lied about ivermectin, they
lied about the vaccine. They lied about every single thing.
And the people who told you the truth, for the
most part, were punished, screamed at, and censored in this country.
And a lot of people remember that, and the system
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knows those people remember that, and so now they're trying
to do the well nobody knew. Hey, leave fauci alone,
be nice type thing. No, absolutely not. I demand a reckoning.
If you want my forgiveness. I am more than willing
to give my forgiveness. I am a forgiving person. You
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must ask for it. You're not gonna tell me I
shouldn't be mad. You're not gonna tell me you didn't
do anything wrong. You're not gonna tell me to get
over it. That's not how forgiveness works. You come to
me and you say sorry, you are old. I am old.
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And until I get my apology, until I get my reckoning,
until I get my firings, prison sentences, lives ruined than
we are enemies, period. End of story. All right, now,
speaking of enemies, I need to talk about this mosquito
because this is the whole different breed. What Chris, listen
(31:03):
to me. You know how mosquitoes they'll fly around and
they bite you and they give you these itchy things.
But what's the one place, what's the one place that
beyond the dirty places? What's the one place you've never
been bitten? Ever? I should note that I've been bitten
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in the dirty places. It happened to me in Iraq.
We didn't have facilities. This was actually in combat and
well I won't go into the details, but I had
to go drop my pants and it turns out it
was right in the middle of this mosquito infested swamp.
And yeah, it was really bad day. Anyway, what's the
what's the place, Chris, you've never been bitten? That's exactly right,
your face. Mosquitoes don't bite your face. Why that is,
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I don't know. I'm assuming it's some kind of way
God made them for something. But mosquitoes don't bite your face. Oh,
they'll bite your neck, your arms, your legs, your back,
you're what. They'll bite anything, your feet, anything, but Mosquitos
do not bite your face. I have been around mosquito's
my whole life, from Ohio to Thailand, from Montana to Iraq.
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I know how mosquitoes operate, and I have never in
my life had a mosquito bite on my face. It
has never happened to me. Whatever kind of mosquito this
is in the house, it's biting us in the face
while we sleep, and I'm not exactly sure how to
(32:32):
approach this, but I think we've got a new kind
of mosquito in the house, and frankly, I should get
credit for discovering it.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I don't know what this is. It's a face bite
or what Chris a face eater. Essentially, we're getting facialed
by a mosquito every single not facial you know. Forget,
We're gonna put that, We're gonna move on. Jesse, watching
your show from yesterday and you said something about action items.
You don't like presenting a prop without a solution. The
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first solution that should be presented every single day by
everyone that truly cares about America is to stop supporting
these commi businesses until Americans realize we can't fund our
enemies and win this war. Absolutely nothing will change. Choices
have consequences, all of our choices.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
His name is Frankie. Look, you're right, You're right, and
I'll give you my latest failure about putting my money
where my morals are. I've talked to you about this
all the time, and you know, we are way better
than we used to be as a family. You know,
canceling Disney Plus, we don't do this. I don't watch
the NFL anymore, which I missed to death. We don't
(33:42):
do these things anymore, being better about this stuff. We
don't buy Nike, we don't do that stuff. I was
looking through my credit card statement. I'm just mortified by this.
I was looking through my credit card statement and I
saw something on there that said Peacock. So what in
the world is Peacock? I didn't buy anything from Peacock,
(34:05):
and I dig into it. Apparently this has been going
on for It's had to be three or four years ago.
Peacock is an online TV thing that's a subsidiary of NBC.
NBC is a disgusting communist company. I don't know what
show was on or how that came to be. Who knows.
(34:25):
Maybe I got scammed I've been funding Peacock for three years.
It was it was four dollars and ninety nine cents
a month. But all that filth you see, all that
Pride Month stuff on NBC, I got to own that.
I paid for that, and that sucks, right, so cancel
(34:48):
that and on we go. But yeah, you're right. And
it's not just where you don't spend. Remember, it's where
you do. It's where you do. I tell you about
Chalk a lot, but Chalk Chalk is the most hardcore
anti communist company I have ever seen. And I'm friends
with a lot of people in the business world. Nobody
(35:10):
is as forward about that as Chalk is. Chok will
put it right there up on their social media. They'll
tell you your mask is stupid, take it off. I
love these guys. They share our values, and I love
how wonderful they treat you. I get emails all the
time about their customer service. Hey, they talk to me. Hey,
I had questions about this and questions about that. Because
(35:32):
who knows everything about natural herbal supplements. I certainly don't. Well,
Chalk does, and they will help you if you have questions.
They even have a phone line. Now it's not just
chalk dot com. You can call or text five zero
chalk three thousand. That's the number, five zero chock choq
(35:52):
three thousand, and they'll talk to you about it. And
like I said, they share and promote our vale use chalk.
Chalk isn't passive about being anti communist. They put it
front and center, and that's why we get along. So well,
all right, go get you some I'm on a male
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(36:14):
All right, all right, we still have an hour left.
We are going to take some time and make fun
of the w NBA and the Air Force. That's always fun.
Trump may have landed on a VP pick, and Mitch
McConnell and Trump are getting back together again. All that
and more is still to come.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show is
what we got. We're gonna talk about this Merrick Garland
thing here briefly. There's something about the story it makes
me laugh. It shouldn't because it's not funny, but I'm
a terrible person and it makes me laugh. So we'll
talk about the Merrick Garland thing. Women's basketball. I'm serious, No,
(00:35):
we are. We're gonna touch on that really quickly. Half
hour from now, will bring on Daniel Turner. What does
all this Petro dollars stuff mean? Why is Saudi Arabia
getting off the Petro dollar? Does it matter? What's going
on there? So there's a lot to do this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Before I get
(00:57):
to the Merrick Garland thing, I want to address a
couple of things. First and foremost, there is a scandal
brewing in the Kelly household. And don't shake your head, Chris,
and here's how it goes. You remember when we went
to Israel as a show. We did the whole show
(01:17):
trip to Israel thing, so many of you came along.
It was something like two hundred of us. Wasn't there
two hundred people? It was crazy. Two three hundred people
was nuts. It was awesome. And we did a big
history tour, you know, biblical sides. This is where Chris's
people crucified Jesus and all this other stuff. We did
all kinds of stuff in Israel. And I had to
(01:40):
plan for the heat because it was the middle of
the desert. And remember there were days if you were there,
you'd remember, you definitely remember there was one hundred and
five some days it was roasting. I acquired before we
left some linen pants, linen pants. Have you ever seen
these before? What, Chris, you haven't seen linen pants before that.
They're just they're they're linen, linen shirts, linen pants, so
(02:02):
they're long, they cover you, but they're super light and breatheable,
and they're really nice to wear in the heat. Now
we get back home from Israel, I'm not gonna get
rid of the linen pants. So I will still wear
the linen pants to work. I'll wear them out. I
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came home the other night, picked up the wife, took
her out to dinner, her and the boys. I had
linen pants on. She doesn't like the linen pants. She
says they look like she said they look like sweats, Chris,
And I guess, in a way, they kind of do.
Now I'm not wearing them now, Chris, No, I guess
they kind of do. Look they kind of do look
(02:44):
like sweats, but they're not sweats. They're linen pants. And
she has said that I shouldn't leave the house in them. Okay,
so there's that. This was yesterday. I walk into my closet.
I have a white pair of linen pants. I walk
into my closet, can't find them. I haven't worn these
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linen pants in two weeks. My wife does laundry every
day or every other day, I don't know. It seems
like every time I come home, she's doing laundry and
voting clothes and stuff like that. So the laundry gets done.
And I should I should say, I should clarify something
before I go any further in this story. This human being,
(03:26):
the wife is a nerd. And when I say, a nerd,
organization like you've never seen in your life. If we are,
we have to go to a family reunion this year,
I think it's next month or the month after family reunion.
For her family. It'll be fun. But we're talking to weekend,
you know, the weekend at a campground. I think we're
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renting a cab and whatever she will have. I am
not making this up. She will have an Excel spreadsheet
printed out for her and the boys of every thing
that needs to be packed, and she will check things
off on the list as she goes along. We're talking
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we have the little sleeves that everything has to go. Oh, Chris,
color coded. You've never seen anything like it in your life.
This is a human being who knows where everything is,
whatever needs to be done. She has a list, she
has a checklist. And yesterday I'm standing in my closet.
I know they're clean, and I said to her, I
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can't find my linen pants. And I like to consider
her an honest human being. She looks at me dead
in the eye and says, really, that's weird. Aren't they
usually here? And I'm such an idiot I didn't catch
it at the time. I tell her, yes, they're usually
right here, this is where I keep them. And she
(04:50):
just goes on and on them.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
How strange that is?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then she even did this, tell me this isn't
the ultimate I wonder where you put them to a media.
I'm doubting me as if I would go in there
and move whatever she had hung up in the closet anywhere.
I think she threw away my pants. In fact, I
(05:13):
am gonna go home tonight and I am going to
accuse her of having thrown away my pants, and I
will be back here tomorrow for Ask Doctor Jesse Friday,
and I will let you know exactly how that accusation went.
What Chris, What Chris said, is the couch comfortable? Oh,
(05:34):
it's comfortable. It's comfortable. And you know what, some things
are worth it. We're talking about my favorite pants. If
she really did ditch them and then lied about it,
the couch is worth it, pow worth it. Anyway, don't
forget tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. This
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was the ice director from today.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is there an issue with our You.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Know what it probably is from the wife. It probably
is revenge for the whole pede bird thing. Do you
remember that story? I told you that story long time ago.
She's never let that go. Let me fill you in
on the story before we go on and talk about
the ice director. He can wait a minute. I'm busy
doing some other stuff. The wife is an animal freak,
animal lover. I like animals. She's an animal freak.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
She would get.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Choked up if I would hit a bird or something
driving my truck up the road. So she had a
bird and she named the bird Pete. All right, Pete.
Now have you ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber.
If you haven't seen the movie Dumb and Dumber, this
won't make sense to you. But I'll just I'll give
this away spoiler alert. There's a bird named Pete. In
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the movie. Some assassin tears the bird's head off, and
then one of the dummies in the movie, Duck, tapes
the head of the bird back onto the bird and
sells it to a little kid. It's kind of a gag.
It's a funny movie, right, It's a gag, and the
other guy's mortified by it. And anyway, when they find
pet they don't realize an assassin has killed the bird,
(07:08):
because again they're idiots. That's the whole point of the movie.
So the guy looks at his bird laying there in
the cage, and he.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Says, oh no, his head fell off.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was a funny line from the movie. Well, some
time ago, the wife calls, so's sad and I said,
what what, what's wrong? And she said, you know my
bird pet And I hated this stupid bird. It just
crapped everywhere. Anyway, she said, you know my bird Pety,
he's dead and I said, oh, man, did his head
(07:41):
fall off? And that didn't that didn't land that well.
And so maybe this is vengeance for that. I don't know. Anyway,
here's the ICE director. Is there an issue with our
background check system?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Again?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
How did they slip through the cracks like that?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Well, listen, we have individuals are coming across and are done,
you know, they've done by checks and CBP Customs of
Border Protection as the ones who encounter them at the border.
It's not us, but it's not that. Sometimes there's no
information on individuals.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Who cares about a bird anyway.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I mean it's quite common where there's nothing, you know,
you don't have anything. There's no criminal convictions, there's no
threat information or whatever on these individuals, or maybe these
individuals are from an area that are particularly of concern,
but that pops up later when you get information later on,
and as soon as we become aware of any information,
like in this case we became aware of working collaboratively
(08:28):
with FBI, we went out and got them.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We are just letting people pour into the country. And
this point has been made before, but it's worth dwelling on.
We are allowing people into the country with no documentation
whatsoever because not see, as Americans, we don't really understand that.
We don't have a good appreciation for this. When you're
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born in America, you have a Social Security number, immediately
at birth or at least close after a birth certificate.
You know who mom and dad are unless you were
in the army. This is this is in America. You
have documentation, you have medical records, vaccine records, you have
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there's documentation on you all over the place. When you
throw open the doors of your country and allow people
to come in from any part of the world where
they please, you allow people into your country, they could
be the most depraved terrorist, serial killer on the planet,
(09:35):
and you would have no idea because in so many
of these countries they don't document arrest records. In Houston alone,
you know, I live in the Houston area. I saw
something today. In Houston alone, they've apprehended multiple stone cold
killers in just the last couple of weeks. A couple
of them came in from Honduras. Came in from Honduras,
(09:58):
rolled right across the bord Order where they have murdered people.
They've been murdering people most of their lives, and they're
walking among us. And that is what this administration is
doing at the border. You cannot have a country and
have a border that is wide open. You can't. It
will end any nation. It doesn't work that way. All right,
(10:20):
Enough of that, we have to talk about this Merrit
Garland stuff. It just gave me the snickers. Something fierce.
Hang on.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
The week is almost over. Put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
One of the things that I'm going to take sick
enjoyment out of sick pleasure, and I guess you would say,
and I would invite you to take this sick pleasure
with me is watching the lies the system tells. And
at some point the lies the system tells they actually
(11:01):
help us because the problem is the norms and normas
out there. They still think the system has credibility.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know the CDC.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You know, the CDC is a garbage, dishonest organization that
has lied through its teeth repeatedly, especially over the last
three years. You already know all that. You know that
people should be fired, You know that people should be
arrested for what they did at the CDC. You already
know that. But the thing is Norm has no idea.
(11:34):
You tell Norm the CDC, Norm pictures a bunch of
doctors just trying to do the right thing behind closed
doors as they try to make sure America doesn't get sick. Right,
that's what NORM believes. So that's a problem. We need
Norm to wake up. Well, the more brazen and blatant
(11:54):
the lies the CDC tells, the less credibility they have,
and that's a good thing in the end. Now, don't
get me wrong, I'd rather we had a CDC we
can trust, but we don't and we're not going to.
So since we have an evil one, you me, we
need everyone to get on our wavelength and realize that
that gun thing is evil. Right, So when they do
(12:17):
things that are really in your face, learn to take
enjoyment out of them. Some of it like, for instance,
remember the drone strike in Afghanistan. Oh, by the way,
Daniel Turner, if you want to hear about that Petro
dollar stuff that's coming up next, remember the drone strike
in Afghanistan. We're going to recap this because I'm going
(12:38):
somewhere with this. But in response to that terrible terrorist
attack in Afghanistan that killed thirteen of our warriors, we
sent a Reaper drone after somebody and we killed ten people.
Six of the ten were children, and all ten were
(12:58):
completely innocent, not terrorists, not our enemies. They had nothing
to do with anything. We We murdered ten incent people,
six of them adorable children. Well, obviously some people begin
to demand answers. Hey, who's getting fired and or going
(13:20):
to prison for the fact that we murdered ten people.
Remember this press conference when John Kirby got what Remember this?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
So, how does it strike you that no one is
held accountable? Because I know how it strikes a lot
of people around the world that you can get away
with murder and nobody's punished for it.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
I do understand that we appreciate that not everybody's gonna
support this decision. What I can tell you is we
looked at this thing very, very comprehensively, and again we
acknowledged that there were procedural breakdowns, processes were not executed
the way they should have been, but it doesn't necessarily
indicate that an individual or individuals have to be held
to account for that.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
But look, this is more discipline inside the PA god
at all. I mean, maybe they're no charges brought up,
but is anyone demoted or disciplined for what happened?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Then what we are going to do.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
There's not going to be individual discipline as a result
of this, really, but what we are going to do
is learn from this, and we're going to enact and
improve our procedures in our processes to try to make
sure this doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Just process that for a moment. Ten innocent people who
were actually on our side, I should note, ten innocent people,
six of them adorable children, were reaper droned by the
United States military. And not only did nobody resign, get fired,
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get arrested, not only was there no discipline at all,
the men responsible for it simply called it a failure
of process, wash their hands of it, and walked away.
Now that's a really evil, terrible thing, and I'm not
going to act otherwise. But in the end, that's a benefit.
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It's beneficial for the American people to understand that the
Pentagon is evil too, and they lie. And I thought
about this when I saw this headline today from the
Justice Department. An internal memo in the Justice Department claims
Merrit Garland cannot be prosecuted for contempt of Congress. So
(15:24):
the Justice Department, the Justice Department has looked into this
whole thing, and they've decided that the head of the
Justice Department can't be prosecuted. So obviously he can't be prosecuted.
The head of the DOJ can't be prosecuted because the
DOJ said so that is the kind of stuff. Yet
it's corrupt, and it's evil, and it's in your face,
(15:46):
and it's all those things. All that stuff is very,
very true. At the same time, these stories don't make
me mad anymore. They make me happy. I'm glad people
can see how deep the rock goes. I'm glad. I'm grateful.
I've grown over the years. I've grown grateful for the
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idiots and losers in Congress. I used to really resent them.
How could this guy be in Congress. Now, I'm glad
the American people when they turn on the television, I'm
glad they see who represents this guy.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
A colleague from across the Aisle, Byron Donalds recently said
that black families were better under Jim Crow, which was
a period of forced racial segregation.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And what would you.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Say to that?
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Yes, I'd say, is it okay for Uncle Tom, uncle
brook Is, or maybe under this scenario, an uncle Clarence
to try to tell us what it is to be
black in America considering the fact that he is married
to a white woman, kind of like his uncle Clarence,
that would not have been allowed. So yeah, he probably
needs to go back to the history books that they
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keep trying to take out of our classrooms.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's Jasmine Crockett. Don't be mad that she's in Congress.
I'm thrilled she's there. I'm thrilled that more and more
people are realizing that we are led by the biggest
scumbags on the planet. All Right, Daniel Turner is gonna
give us the skinny on this Petro dollar stuff. Saudi
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Arabia America. We had a fifty year pack packed. Sorry,
there's a tea on the end of that packed and
the pact is over. What happened? Hang on, get the
cure for rhinos.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Week days with the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Do not forget to email in your questions for tomorrow
is ask Doctor Jesse Show. Email them in right now
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot Com. Joining me now is my
friend with power the future, my friend Daniel Turner, who's
always keeping us abreast of the current energy disasters that
are out there.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Okay, Daniel, I'm looking at.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Headline here the US Saudi Petro dollar packed ends after
fifty years. That sounds like a really big deal. What's
the petro dollar?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, I mean this is a really big deal, Jesse.
And if you know, we had a media that actually
cared about the important issues and not you know, Donald
Trump is at the the MNA fight with Jake Paul
and all the silliness that they focus on. We'd be
talking about this. Oil is a thoroughly American commodity. Right. Yes,
(18:31):
it's found all around the world, but it was America
who figured out how to turn it into multiple products
and how to make it a global commodity. And because
America figured it out first, and really Texas figured it
out first, oil has always been traded in the US dollar.
So anywhere around the world that sells oil, including Saudi Arabia,
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including Russia, has always had to convert their dollars, their
currency into dollars for oil transactions. And that has put
the US in a very, very strategic advantage. And I'll
give this analogy because I'm sure a lot of your
listeners have traveled, you know, your southern border. Maybe they've
(19:12):
gone to Kankun. Right. You're in Mexico and you want
to buy something and the guy says, you know, it's
going to be X number of pesos, but if you
get it, you give me twenty dollars US cash, it
will be better for you. And you say, well deal, right,
I mean, I have the currency, it's twenty bucks. It's
actually cheaper than converting it to to pesos. It's convenient,
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and he prefers the dollars, So I will buy this
even though I'm not in America, I'll buy it in dollars,
and everybody wins. That puts American currency in a position
of power, right, And that has been the world's reserve currency.
For that reason, Well, Saudi Arabia now looks at the
US dollar, which is in the crapper, They look at
the US economy, which is in the crapper. They look
(19:58):
at our thirty five trillion dollars in debt, and they
look at what Biden has done to oil production, writ
large and Saudi Arabia rightly says, why the hell are
we converting our reals two dollars. Why don't we just
buy it in our own currency? You know what, screw you, America.
We're going to buy it in Russian rubles, We're going
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to buy it in Chinese yu wan. What we will
decide how we buy and sell oil. So now oil
is no longer an American commodity world over. It's now
just one more product that we don't control. That would
be leading headlines if the world, if America understood how
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big of a deal it was, and if they were
if they were not afraid of hurting little Joe, but
you know, protect Briden at all costs. So the media
just ignores this as if it didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Speaking with Daniel Turner, Power of the Future, Okay, Daniel,
So today it's Saudi Arabia. Do we have these pats
with a bunch of other countries. What I'm worried about
is this, You know, this creates a domino effect here.
What should I be on the lookout for?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, you should be on the lookout of other global
powers saying why do we need US dollar? The US
dollar is a lousy currency at this point, and it's
you know, sixty percent of all the dollars that are
circulating around the world didn't exist until Joe Biden became president.
So the dollar is becoming slightly worthless. And proof of
that is how expensive it is to buy the same
(21:30):
piece of beef or ground meat. If you want to
make a Jessie that you were buying four years ago
and you're like, well, wait a second. This used to
cost me six fifty for a pound of ground beef.
Now it's nine to seventy five. You're not getting any more.
It's just costs. And that's what we call inflation. Right,
So the dollar is becoming a valueless princy. So as
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other global oil powers look at that and they realize,
why are we tying ourselves to the American dollar? Therefore,
why are we tying ourselves to America at all. Right,
I mean, what is their role? Why does America get
to call the oil dollar shot? How come Saudi Arabia,
(22:13):
which they look at the future and they say, you know,
America is pumping out thirteen million, but they have a
president that wants to shut it down. We're pumping out
eleven million barrels a day and we have a king
that wants to double that. Well, maybe Saudi Arabia is
now the oil king of the world and not America.
Oh that looks great for Saudis, but but how does
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that look for America and for America's interests worldwide? Right?
So it's this is a huge and I get it,
it's not sexy, it's maybe not even that easy to understand.
But in world economics and world power, this is a
BFD and everyone should be talking about it. But again,
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it makes Biden look bad and weak. He is both
of those things, and so the media just ignores the
story completely.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Daniel, how much of a problem do these oil producing
countries like Saudi Arabia, How much of a problem do
they have with this quote going green commie climate garbage
rhetoric from American politicians? Do they take it seriously. When
Joe Biden gets up and says, oil's the devil. We
all just sted solar panels. Do they sit back and think, well,
(23:25):
screw you, that's our whole livelihood, because I sure would.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
No, they just laugh. I mean they play along and
then do whatever the heck they want. Proof of this
is last November, the UN's Climate summit that they hold
every year, where forty thousand people gather to talk about it.
Last year in Dubai, I mean Dubai's hired skyline, the
world's tallest building, the world's only indoor ski resort, the
(23:52):
largest indoor swimming pool. All of those things that Dubai
is famous for is all paid for by oil and gas.
And oh good are they at it? That They'll say,
you want to have a conference to bash oil and gas.
But forty thousand people, forty thousand of you idiots are
gonna need hotel rooms, and you're gonna go out to
dinner and you're gonna have sushi, and you know what, Yeah,
(24:14):
come to my city. I'll host you. I mean, why
wouldn't the New York Yankees host all of the Red
Sox fans in New York City If they're all gonna
buy beer, and they're all gonna buy hot dogs. Yeah, sure,
we'll take your money, you idiots. And so I think
that's how they look at it, Russia, all of the
OPEC nations, Oh yeah, sure, climate change, climate change. And
(24:35):
then they go about and they pump and they pump
and they pump, and look at what they do with
the money. What does Russia do with all of his
newfound trillions in wealth ever since Joe Biden became president.
He goes to war with Ukraine. Right, He's not building
schools for girls, He's not even in the most sacred
months of June. He's not expanding LGBTQ awareness programs. Now
(25:01):
he builds an army and he conquers the next country over.
Because that's what bad people do with money. What does
Saudi Arabia do? They fund humas indirectly, directly, Who really cares.
We don't like Jews, Jews don't like us. Let's just
get rid of Israel, right, what does a rand do
with their new found well, same deal. So sadly, some
(25:22):
of the most powerful oil producing states in the world
are awful, awful, awful people. Venezuela, Russia all of the
Middle East, right, it's really just America and Canada who
are quote unquote the good guys. But I don't know.
I look at our current president. I don't know how
much of a good guy we are anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Dang, that hit home. Daniel, Thank you so much, brother,
you are the best. Daniel Turner power the future. Thank
you for that. That's uh yeah, that's look on a
macro level. Maybe that's what we should talk about here,
because that's what we tend to do on this show.
(26:02):
What does this mean on a macro level? And I
really think it's quite simple. It's something we talk about
a lot. When Rome was huge, they had the whole Mediterranean,
you know, all the way up into Britain, everything. When
Rome was at the height of its power, and then
things started to go bad. It wasn't all at once,
(26:27):
but slowly and surely those far flown parts of the
Roman Empire started to go away and things begin to
shrink and shrink and shrink on them. And that's simply
what it feels like now. Anyway, all right, let's get
to some more emails and stuff like that. I do
want to talk about this COVID story at some point
(26:49):
in time, But we have more we want to get to.
I want to talk first about your dog, because your dog,
he needs vitamins, he needs minerals, probiotics, he needs omega oils,
digestive enzymes, antioxidants. Why does he need these things? Because
he's a living, breathing thing, just like you. And the
(27:12):
problem is you think you're giving it to your dog
with dog food because dogfood always acts like it's this
super healthy blend. Your dog's code will be super shiny. Yeah,
how's that gonna happen with dog food? That's dead? All
dog food is dead food. There's nothing, nothing nutritious in it.
It's just empty calories. So start buying Roughgreens. You know,
(27:35):
Fred used to have digestive problems after every meal. Every meal,
we used to have to let him out because you
knew it was coming. I don't remember last time he's
had one. Rough Greens Baby Free Jumpstart Triobags. Try it
on your dog, no matter what his age is. You'll
see a difference. Eight three three three three My dog
(27:57):
or Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse We'll be back. What
truth attitude?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
We have an intruder in our home and it's a mosquito.
And now, look, this is a different kind of mosquito.
I need to explain something here before we get back.
We're going to talk about the WNBA and do some
emails here in a second, we'll get to you know what,
I'll get to the COVID thing I teased first, and
then I'll talk about this mosquito. So there's a headline
(28:34):
in USA Today today, and the headline is the headline
in USA Today today. That's a weird set. Anyway, COVID
taught us a lot for future pandemics. Attacking Fauci doesn't
make us safer. This goes back to what we were
discussing right before I had Daniel Turner on. The system
(28:54):
has lost so much credibility, and on some level it
knows it and it wants that credibility back. But it
is fascinating, so so fascinating that the system doesn't have
any idea how to get it back, or it's just
(29:16):
unwilling to do any of the things necessary to get
it back. So instead the lies just compound on the lies.
They use lies, they use force, they use everything. The
American people watched while all of our institutions joined together
to lie to us during COVID. They lied about where
(29:36):
it came from, they lied about how deadly it was.
They lied about hydroxychloric when, they lied about ivermectin, they
lied about the vaccine. They lied about every single thing.
And the people who told you the truth, for the
most part, were punished, screamed at, and censored in this country.
And a lot of people remember that, and the system
(29:59):
knows those people remember that, and so now they're trying
to do the well nobody knew. Hey, leave fauci alone,
be nice type thing. No, absolutely not. I demand a reckoning.
If you want my forgiveness. I am more than willing
to give my forgiveness. I am a forgiving person. You
(30:21):
must ask for it. You're not gonna tell me I
shouldn't be mad. You're not gonna tell me you didn't
do anything wrong. You're not gonna tell me to get
over it. That's not how forgiveness works. You come to
me and you say sorry, you are old. I am old.
(30:42):
And until I get my apology, until I get my reckoning,
until I get my firings, prison sentences, lives ruined than
we are enemies, period. End of story. All right, now,
speaking of enemies, I need to talk about this mosquito
because this is the whole different breed. What Chris, listen
(31:03):
to me. You know how mosquitoes they'll fly around and
they bite you and they give you these itchy things.
But what's the one place, what's the one place that
beyond the dirty places? What's the one place you've never
been bitten? Ever? I should note that I've been bitten
(31:23):
in the dirty places. It happened to me in Iraq.
We didn't have facilities. This was actually in combat and
well I won't go into the details, but I had
to go drop my pants and it turns out it
was right in the middle of this mosquito infested swamp.
And yeah, it was really bad day. Anyway, what's the
what's the place, Chris, you've never been bitten? That's exactly right,
your face. Mosquitoes don't bite your face. Why that is,
(31:48):
I don't know. I'm assuming it's some kind of way
God made them for something. But mosquitoes don't bite your face. Oh,
they'll bite your neck, your arms, your legs, your back,
you're what. They'll bite anything, your feet, anything, but Mosquitos
do not bite your face. I have been around mosquito's
my whole life, from Ohio to Thailand, from Montana to Iraq.
(32:12):
I know how mosquitoes operate, and I have never in
my life had a mosquito bite on my face. It
has never happened to me. Whatever kind of mosquito this
is in the house, it's biting us in the face
while we sleep, and I'm not exactly sure how to
(32:32):
approach this, but I think we've got a new kind
of mosquito in the house, and frankly, I should get
credit for discovering it.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I don't know what this is. It's a face bite
or what Chris a face eater. Essentially, we're getting facialed
by a mosquito every single not facial you know. Forget,
We're gonna put that, We're gonna move on. Jesse, watching
your show from yesterday and you said something about action items.
You don't like presenting a prop without a solution. The
(33:01):
first solution that should be presented every single day by
everyone that truly cares about America is to stop supporting
these commi businesses until Americans realize we can't fund our
enemies and win this war. Absolutely nothing will change. Choices
have consequences, all of our choices.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
His name is Frankie. Look, you're right, You're right, and
I'll give you my latest failure about putting my money
where my morals are. I've talked to you about this
all the time, and you know, we are way better
than we used to be as a family. You know,
canceling Disney Plus, we don't do this. I don't watch
the NFL anymore, which I missed to death. We don't
(33:42):
do these things anymore, being better about this stuff. We
don't buy Nike, we don't do that stuff. I was
looking through my credit card statement. I'm just mortified by this.
I was looking through my credit card statement and I
saw something on there that said Peacock. So what in
the world is Peacock? I didn't buy anything from Peacock,
(34:05):
and I dig into it. Apparently this has been going
on for It's had to be three or four years ago.
Peacock is an online TV thing that's a subsidiary of NBC.
NBC is a disgusting communist company. I don't know what
show was on or how that came to be. Who knows.
(34:25):
Maybe I got scammed I've been funding Peacock for three years.
It was it was four dollars and ninety nine cents
a month. But all that filth you see, all that
Pride Month stuff on NBC, I got to own that.
I paid for that, and that sucks, right, so cancel
(34:48):
that and on we go. But yeah, you're right. And
it's not just where you don't spend. Remember, it's where
you do. It's where you do. I tell you about
Chalk a lot, but Chalk Chalk is the most hardcore
anti communist company I have ever seen. And I'm friends
with a lot of people in the business world. Nobody
(35:10):
is as forward about that as Chalk is. Chok will
put it right there up on their social media. They'll
tell you your mask is stupid, take it off. I
love these guys. They share our values, and I love
how wonderful they treat you. I get emails all the
time about their customer service. Hey, they talk to me. Hey,
I had questions about this and questions about that. Because
(35:32):
who knows everything about natural herbal supplements. I certainly don't. Well,
Chalk does, and they will help you if you have questions.
They even have a phone line. Now it's not just
chalk dot com. You can call or text five zero
chalk three thousand. That's the number, five zero chock choq
(35:52):
three thousand, and they'll talk to you about it. And
like I said, they share and promote our vale use chalk.
Chalk isn't passive about being anti communist. They put it
front and center, and that's why we get along. So well,
all right, go get you some I'm on a male
vitality stack. You get whatever you can choq dot com.
(36:14):
All right, all right, we still have an hour left.
We are going to take some time and make fun
of the w NBA and the Air Force. That's always fun.
Trump may have landed on a VP pick, and Mitch
McConnell and Trump are getting back together again. All that
and more is still to come.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
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