June 20, 2024 • 37 mins
Sean Spicer and the Trump strategy for the debate. What’s the food situation in the White House? They have been let in on purpose. States must have their own border policy if they want to keep their people safe. The currency crisis in America. Government is pricing you out of your lifestyle.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And
it's gonna be light this hour, and it might end
up being heavy. This time is as.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Heavy as tin boxes that you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Might be moving.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Sewn Spicer isn't heavy. I guess I take that back.
He might be heavy right now. I don't know how
he's been eating, but he is awesome. He's the host
of the Sean Spicer Show. It's not like anyone has
to introduce Shawn Spicer. Everyone knows who freaking Sean Spicer is.
And we have a Trump Biden debate coming anyway, joining
me now, my friend Sewn Spicer. Sean, are they gonna
let Joe Biden sit down for this whole thing?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
By the way, I'm putting the chips down. You just
you just shame me. I had like a whole new
bag ready to go, and I'm like, Jesse, just putting
the chips down. Now. I'm gonna go for a walk
after this interview. Oh my god, get on a Thursday. Yeah, God,
just when I was excited at the end the day.
(01:11):
It's the longest day of the year. I thought I
earned it. But no, no, Jesse, Kelly's shaming me. Look,
they're they're not gonna left it. It's I'm just I
am speaking of chips. Maybe I'll save these because I'm
so excited for this debate. I think that the Biden
team is going to regret it. I don't care. I
think President Trump should walk in and say, you want
to sit down, you want to lie down, you want
(01:33):
to stand up, I don't care. I'm gonna give you
a relaxing chair and a MyPillow for Mike Lindell. Lie
on down and do what you want, because I'm gonna
run circles around you. I I don't think this is
gonna end up being the game changer that the Biden
team had hoped it would, because reading a teleprompter for
an hour is one thing. Going against Donald Trump, and
(01:54):
I have to think on your feet is quite another.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, Sean, I know this obviously, it's gonna be difficult
for me. I don't know if it'll be difficult for
you to approach it from Biden's perspective, Like you said,
they need a game changer. The narrative is all bad
right now. He's pooping his bands in public he's wandering around.
His approval numbers are in the toilet. It's a disaster.
But how would they how would they think they could
(02:17):
get one? What do they think they're going to get
out of a Biden Trump debate? Are they going to
try to rattle Trump? What is a win for team Biden.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
It's a great question that you're asking, and one that I,
frankly have been very concerned about, because a normal wins
is a completely different question. A win for Joe Biden,
because the bar is so low, is literally showing up.
If he can stand up and say good evening, my
name is Joe Biden, the press will declare that a win.
(02:48):
Trust me, they're going to say he's left for Camp
David already. This is not a right wing talking point
or some kind of hyperbole. They sent him off to
Camp David. He's going to rest for whatever that is now,
seven days, and he'll come And I don't think I
think that we should stop looking Jesse and all with.
He was in the center for like thirty something years
and been in politics for fifty. The guy knows how
(03:09):
to debate. And anybody can rest for seven days and
then come out of a cocoon and be ready to go.
And I think we've got to be careful that we
don't give the press the excuse that he's walked over
the bar because he merely got up and said his
name correctly. So I actually do have higher expectations for
what he needs to do next week because he is
(03:30):
you know, this is the guy who's been in the
game for a long time, and we're trying to say, well,
it's Donald Trump and he's really good at what he does,
and Biden's been rolling around, can't get off the big stairs.
But at the end of the day, I think we
cannot give them media an excuse to call this a win.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, so we know the media is evil. We know
they're going to stack the deck against Trump. We get
all that for Trump, Like for me, Trump doesn't need
to get up there and perform. For me. I want
to get I want to see Donald Trump just stomp
Joe Biden obviously literally I want to see him stomp
Joe Biden into the ground in a figurative manner on
a political debate stage. But he doesn't need a campaign
(04:08):
for me. What does Trump need to do? What's the
smart thing for Trump to do.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
By the way. I love the way that you introduce that,
because you know the media that Jesse Kelly said that
Trump's gonna stomp him, like you have to say figuratively,
I don't really mean that, so that when they take
this out of context at the Daily Beast, they understand
that you weren't being serious what Trump needs to do.
If I were him, I'd get up there and just
say closed border, economic security, less chaos in the world.
(04:36):
Over to you, Joe. He literally just needs to, in
the most simple terms, draw the contrast between his four
years and Joe Biden's almost four years full stop. Once
people recognize the difference, and most of them do already,
it's a non issue. If he gets into name calling
and stuff like that, I get it, it's probably more entertaining,
(04:57):
but I don't think it's I think it's a mis opportunity.
Biden cannot compete the only thing that he has and
watch this. Just trust me on this. There's two things
that are going to come out of Biden's mouth. Abortion
and democracy, and those are the only two themes that
they can touch on, and they will try to stay
them over and over again. They're gonna be a good evening,
(05:18):
Welcome to the Bay. Invite. It's gonna go abortion democracy,
that's all they have. That's it, full stop. And so
Trump just needs to remind people the world is more chaotic,
it's less safe, our economic security is not what it was.
Our border is open, more drugs are flowing through. We
are not energy securitymore full stop, and everyone goes, you're right,
(05:41):
I'm voting for you again.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Speaking with Sean Spicer of The Shawn Spicer Show, Sean,
how would you if you were still in his ear,
how would you tell him to handle the stolen election question?
Because obviously you know they're going to try to back
him into the corner with that, and you know why,
the American people don't want to hear it. They don't
want to hear about a stolen election. Doesn't matter what
I believe or what he believes, the American people do
(06:05):
not want to hear about that. But Trump definitely does
believe it all the way, and he's not shy about
talking about it. What's the smart way for him to
talk about it?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
So here's the deal. Elections are about the future. When
you are voting for a politician, you're essentially hiring an
employee who says I'm going to make your life better
in these variety of ways, or if things are going well,
to keep things going well. Clearly they're not going well.
So Trump has to say Biden comes at them. If
we want to role play this for a second and
goes Donald Trump, January sixth, you continue to fight a
(06:37):
stolen election, I would say, you know what, mister president,
here's the deal. You want to focus on January sixth,
You want to focus on January twenty twenty. I want
to focus on the future for the American people. That's
the one thing you don't want to talk about. Because
we have an open border. We're less chaotic or more
chaotic than we were, less secure or less safe than
we are under you. So you can keep talking about
(06:58):
the past. I will focus on the future because I've
done it once and I'll do it again.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
If he tries to religate this, I agree with you
one hundred percent. People don't want to litigate the past.
They might be pissed. Every single person who's listening to
you right now that says, but it was stolen, But
I do care. You're already voting for him. That's the
thing that people have to remember. I've been doing this
a long time and once in a while people will
walk up to me and say, you know, we don't
like the ad that your campaign just put out. Well,
(07:25):
it's not willing me, it's not And I go, guess
what you're with us? That ads not for you. The
ad isn't trying to get people who are with us
to double down with us. They're trying to bring more
people on board. And that's who we have figured out
what message you know within this group works with them.
So Trump needs to focus on the people that are
going to put him over the top in the battleground
(07:46):
state and not worry about doubling down on people that
are already with him. And to me, it's about the future,
not about the past, and he just needs to focus
on that and pivot every time and say, I know
you want to talk about the past. I want to
talk about the future. You don't want to talk about
your record. I'll talk about mine and I'll talk about
how I will make America great again.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Sean, what's the food situation like in the White House?
And I mean it this way, and I know it
sounds ridiculous, but I'm genuinely curious. You're Sean Spicer, you're
the big shot in the White House. Do you just
get to walk into I'm assuming there's a big kitchen.
Can you walk in and say, yeah, make my favorite spaghetti?
Do you have to pay for it? Is it good?
(08:27):
Is it kind of a cafeteria? Food? Crap? What are
we dealing with?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So this is the first time anyone's asking me about this,
and it's a great question. So there's two places that
you can eat if you will while you work at
the White House. The one is there's a cafeteria in
the old Executive Office Building, that's the building next to
the White House proper, where about ninety five percent of
the White House staff actually works. There's a cafeteria down there.
It's got buffet lines, you know, you get pasta, sometimes
(08:53):
there's sandwiches, whatever, your normal cafeteria. Then within the White
House there's a Navy mess It's a take out window
with a little dining room off to the side. They
have a menu every day. You can go down if
you're a senior administrated you know, senior White House official,
of which the Press Secretary is one, and you have
you pay for everything. So whatever you order. The funny
part about the story is this every day, like I
(09:16):
am a routine guy, Jesse, I eat pretty much the
same thing every day for breakfast, lunch, you know, and
then obviously dinner changes depending on the family. But back
at the White House, I mean I would eat the
same thing just it makes life easy. You don't have
to worry about it whatever. So for lunch, I would
have a blackened piece of salmon on a bed of
lettuce every day. I know that's so unbelievably, but I
(09:38):
was trying to be healthy. Back to my bag of
Ship's story at.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
The beginning, and that was it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's what I would have. And so the funny part
about this is at the end of my tenure at
the White House, somebody who worked with me said, they
called that out I would, so I pick up the phone.
It would say, you know, if the briefing was at
two o'clock, at about twelve thirty one, I'd call down
and I'd say, hey, it's on. Can I get my
usual just black and salmon on a beta lettuce? And
(10:04):
they were like absolutely, And who knows what it was
like fifteen bucks or something, and you put on your
bill and then they charge you for it every week
or month or whatever it was. After I leave the
light House, I was having this discussion about what I
had been eating for lunch every day with one of
the folks and they said to me, you do realize
they don't have black and salmon like balad.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
And I said, what don't mean?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
They said they did that because of you, because you
would call down every day.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
And I said, what are you talking about, Like.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I just sort of and they were like, right, well,
when you're that senior the assistance to the president, there's
about twelve of them, fifteen of them, and that's how
high your rank is. The White House Chief of Staff,
the National Security Advisor, to the White House Press Secretary.
You are an assistant to the president. It's what they
call a commissioned officer. And then there's Deputy Assistance to
the President and Special Assistance to the President. And it's
(10:55):
like a rank. It truly is a rank. But because
I was so high in rank, and remember it wasn't me,
it's the job the office of the Press secre church
that they were like, sure, if that's what you want,
we will cook that for you every day. And so
they would keep a piece of salmon aside every day,
and I thought, oh my god. I went down and
(11:15):
thanked all these guys before I left. I said, I
just found out you guys have been doing this, and
God bless you. I really appreciate everything, but it's those
small things that they do in the White House that's
not that's that's the extent of the park, if you will, right.
I mean, I still pay for it every day. But
I laughed so hard when I found that out because
I was like trying to I was trying to be healthy,
and I'm telling a colleague and the guys like, you
do know, they don't make that for anyone else. It's
(11:37):
not on the menu. No one else gets it. And
you know, again, it's not like it was a fond
thing where they're cooking for four hours. It's a piece
of salmon and they're blackening it. But I just got
the biggest kick out of the fact that I thought, oh, okay,
I'm just.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Going to order this like you know, cause they were like,
mister Spischer, what do.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You want for lunch? And I was like, uh, black
and salmon on a bed of lettuce. Okay, So we'll
get that and a cucumbers or whatever it was. It
was healthy, but I just got to kick out. It
was never ever on the menu. No one ever told
me I couldn't do that, And so you know.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I can't believe you, Sean. I can't believe what a
prima donna just decides to make makes him bring in
their own fish. You know why they made it for you, Sean.
They felt bad for you because you could order whatever
you wanted and you chose something lame like salmon. So
that's probably why they did it for you. Sean Spicer
of the Sean Speizer show him up against the break.
But brother, you are the best. To come back anytime.
(12:28):
Sean's the best. All right, quit, I have to talk
about food next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. The week is almost over, and you just
missed Sean Spicer. If you're just now joining us that
he was awesome, go tune into that. And he got
me thinking we were talking about food and things like that.
(12:48):
Something happened to me this morning. We'll get back to
politics here in a moment, but something happened to me
and it was devastating. But it's also a valuable lesson,
especially for the kids. Out there. But honestly, in this
day and age, it's a lesson for everybody, and it
really genuinely is. So just hang with me. I had
to take my boys to their workouts this morning, and
(13:10):
I did what any red blooded American would do. I
dropped them off at their workouts, and then I drove
towards my favorite breakfast taco place, which here in Texas is,
of course, in a gas station. These three three Mexican
women working here in a gas station. As soon as
you show up and there's a line of Mexican construction
workers with a brown paper bag full of beer and
(13:30):
the Mexican food they buy there at eight am, you
know you've got a good, good, good place. Okay. So
I drive towards the place I call. I placed my order,
and I know everyone wants to know what a world
famous oracle like me orders at a breakfast taco place.
So here's what it is. Chariso egg, extra cheese, Charizo egg,
(13:54):
extra cheese. What Chris potato? Did I say potato? Chris?
Did I say potato? Look, it's not that I'm anti potato.
I don't get potatoes because there's very rarely a guarantee
the potato is going to be the appropriate mushy level
to make it worthwhile. How often to see what I mean?
(14:15):
I actually like potatoes in there, but sometimes you'll get
one that's undercooked. It's like you just bit into an apple.
It ruins it. Chariso egg extra cheese. I'm on my way.
I call hey, it's me. They know me by now.
I'm going to order what are you wanting today? Chariso
egg extra cheese. And she goes, I'm sorry, we don't
(14:37):
have trees of that, And I said, I'm sorry, I
couldn't understand you. I'm sorry, we don't have the trees
of black Deep. I ask a second time, I'm sorry,
we don't I have any Trisa lac Deep, the exact
same pace, the exact same volume. So allow mean Daddy
(15:00):
Jesse to tell everybody something. And it really is important
when you are speaking with someone on the phone, maybe
on the intercom, you're working fast food, maybe even in person.
If you are speaking with someone and you say something,
whatever it may be, the sky is blue and they
(15:23):
ask you to repeat yourself, do not do not say
the exact same thing you just did in the exact
same tone, in the exact same pace. As they didn't
hear you the first time for a reason. Maybe you
(15:47):
need to speak up, maybe you need to speak slower,
maybe you need to change the words you use. But
I see this all the time and it drives me bonkers.
You'll ask someone to repeat them and they'll do exactly
what they just did, the same pace, the same everything.
Speak up and slow down and enunciate. I had to
(16:12):
go over this with one of my sons. He's starting
to give speeches in schools. In schools he only goes
to one. He's starting to give speeches in school, and
I was explained to him about public speaking that there
are two things people do when they speak publicly, and
they're wrong. You don't know what to do with your hands.
So what you do is you do something awkward with
(16:34):
your hands. You stuff them in your pockets, which looks awkward,
or you put them behind your back like you're in
the military, which looks awkward. Or you're fidgeting with them,
which looks awkward. Talk with your hands that looks natural,
make hand motions, talk to your hands. And when you're
speaking in front of people, you're nervous. And when you're nervous,
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human instinct is to try to get it over with
and lower the volume. It's just human nature. Hey, no
one will hear me if I just speak really fast.
If I just speak really fast, like to get through
the whole thing, then I'll be able to survive. Those
are both opposite of what you need to do. Speak
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(17:21):
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Speaker 4 (18:43):
You're listening to the oracle.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
You love this one.
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you tomorrow's and
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questions emailed in and now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Once again, let's check in with how Juneteenth
winning open. I'm sorry, straighten up, focus. We need to
(19:17):
talk about the budget deficit. You know what. We're gonna
talk to you real quick. First, just a reminder eight
seven seven three seven seven four three seven three just
no small talk. Don't cuss. There are kids listening. Note
nothing inappropriate and that you can yell at me. I
don't give a crap. Just get to the point when
you do it. That's fine. We gonna call me a jerk.
(19:38):
I am a jerk. Totally fine, Chris Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Go.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Hey, Jesse. You open the show with a comment from
someone said, all we need to do is follow the Constitution.
And I would like to say, instead of following the Constitution,
because the communists are ignoring it, we need to follow
the Declaration of Independence. And I will read that one.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations pursuing
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invariably the same object and vince is a design to
reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it
is their duty to throw off such government and to
provide new guards for their future security.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That I want everyone to marinate on what Christus said.
And then I want you to listen to something. This
is going to be difficult to hear. It's a little
bit long. What you're about to hear is a press
conference that's right here in Texas. A twelve year old girl,
I'm not going to name her because I imagine the
(20:45):
devastation of the family. A twelve year old girl was
apprehended by a couple illegals, illegals who assaulted her in
horrible ways, and then those parents they got to find
their daughter's body in a creek, strangled to death. And
(21:06):
as you listen to this press conference and you think
about what Chris just said about the people who lead
the country and all that, I want you to remember something.
The illegals who raped and murdered this precious twelve year
old girl were let into this country on purpose by
the people who lead the country. It was done intentionally.
(21:28):
Remember Remember they go on television and brag about how
many of these demons day filed. As an in Biden,
he campaigned on making a safe, orderly, and humane immigration system.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Do you believe that that has been accomplished?
Speaker 6 (21:43):
We work at that every single day across the Department
of Homeland Security, across our administration, with our partners to
the South and around the world, we have established more lawful, safe,
and orderly pathways than any other administration.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Now, I want you to listen to the press conference
and tell me if this government is evil enough that
the States should begin saying no no more.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Our team has worked tirelessly tracking evidence in this case
since the discovery of Joscelyn by a citizen on the
morning of June seventeenth, twenty twenty four. Because of the
assistance of the area community and surveillance video that our
officers have tirelessly tracked down and other evidence. Herey pieces,
we have found and learned that the suspects began their
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evening at a Northborough area restaurant.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Together.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
They left that restaurant on foot southbound. The suspects continued
south and we're first seen on a camera and those
are the images that we released to you, to all
of you and to the public. Suspects seen meeting the
victim and talking for a few minutes while they were
on Kirkandaal. Later, the suspects and the victim walked together
(22:58):
to a convenience store and those images were also released
to you guys and the public. After a few minutes,
all three together walked to a bridge where ultimately Joscelyn
was murdered. Suspects continue south towards their residence after leaving
Joscelyn there. I want to thank the media for their
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assistance and greatly and broad release in the images of suspects.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Imagine that phone call. Imagine if that was one of
my little buddies, and imagine knowing the people who run
the country let those animals in on purpose. Time after
time after time, they've been let in on purpose.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Christian Inga was arranged today in New York City on
charges of sexually assaulting a thirteen year old girl after
school last week.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
In a shocking daylight attack.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Police say the twenty five year old migrant from Ecuador
approached to U teens in the park at knife point.
According to the criminal complaint, the suspect tied the boy
and girl to one another, gagged them, then raped the
girl before fleeing the scene.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Now you tell me, am, I being extreme when I
say the States should begin their own immigration policy.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, we will handle all border security. We will handle deportations,
we will handle arrests. We will build entirely new prisons
and fill them up with these dirt balls and stack
them in there like sardines. States should handle their own
law enforcement exclusively. FBI, here's your thirty day notice. Get
out or go to prison in the state of Texas.
(24:43):
People think I'm the extreme one, I'm the nutball. I
say I'm nice. I'm the one presenting the nice solution
to you. When the federal government has become hostile to you,
openly hostile to you, the states must step up they
might eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven
(25:04):
three Martin, New York, go.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yo, Jesse.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
My question to you is what does street communists do
in cases World War three? With Biden running this country
you never know who could happen anytime. What do they
do They do they flee the country or do they
stay here and take up arms against patriots attempted to
(25:30):
defend our country?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, these people he's talking about this dirty street comedies,
all the black Lives Matter types, the antifas type. So
let's be clear about something. These people will never ever, ever, ever,
ever ever ever be your friend or ally for any reason.
That whole enemy of my enemy is my friend type
thing that will never happen with the street animals. The
street animals should all be locked up in cages for
(25:53):
the rest of their lives. These are miserable people. They
hate themselves, they hate their lives, they hate their country.
Here to burn everything down. But there aren't. As we've
talked about this before on the show, there aren't as
many of them as the television would lead you to believe.
You know, it feels like there must be millions, doesn't there.
Every time you turn on the TV, there's a new protest. Here,
(26:16):
there's a Black Lives Matter protest. Ah. Look the degenerates
are waving around the penises again. Oh well, it's the
feminists on today. It's a college campus.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
There must be millions of these people. There are not
millions of these people. There are a bunch of organizations
that are funded from up on high by these lefty
billionaire types which we've talked about. There aren't that many
committed street communists in the country. There are some, for sure,
but there aren't that many. And to answer your question,
(26:46):
no matter what happens WAW three or anything else, they
will always, always, always be attacking this country because these
are the people who believe America it's the height of
all evil. I've explained it this way. It's the best
way I could explain it. What if I could take
you right now and put you in a time machine
(27:09):
and you're in Germany in nineteen forty. You're in Germany
in nineteen forty, what kind of government do you have?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Not not the best, not the best? Would you view
it as your moral obligation to burn your own country down?
If you were in Germany in nineteen forty, would you
view that as being not just the greater good, the
greatest of goods. Stop Germany? Would you probably that's how
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these people view America. I know that's crazy and it's wrong,
and I get all that. That's how committed these dirt
balls are to burning this place down. They view America
as the height of all evil. It's why miraculously just
I guess it's a big whoopsie. Everything they propose ends
up destroying something here, Ah, isn't it. Oh, we just
(28:03):
have to destroy this. Just let us destroy a little
more of this and destroy a little more of that.
It's almost as if destruction is the whole point. Anyway,
we're going to talk about the deficit. Then we'll get
back to these in ten minutes or so. Eight seven
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Speaker 2 (28:35):
Everything is as heavy as ten boxes that.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You might be moving.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Maybe we need to explain something to Chris.
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Speaker 1 (29:25):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. All right,
we'll dig into the depth sit here real quick and
then I'll get right back to these phone calls and
things like that. But I just want to stress something
the financial situation in the country. Monmouth just did a
poll thing. I won't break down all the nerdy numbers,
who gives a crap about that, but just know about
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forty five percent of Americans say they're or forty six
percent say they're struggling, forty five percent say they're stable.
Only nine percent of the country is improving financially. The
country is going through a currency crisis. We have a
(30:10):
currency crisis. Government has spent and printed so much money
that that's why you now can't afford anything. That's why
you now have to skip the appetizers at Red Lobster
when you go. That's why you can't afford the power
build the food. That's why you can't go visit family
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this year. Stress this not to you. I know you
already know this. Please remind norm in Norma of this
in your life. When they're complaining about the costs. It's
the government's fault. The government keeps spending in printing money.
And this is what's wild to me. Okay, So the
boat's taken on water. We always use that analogy because
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it's the best one. Debt is like a boat taken
on water. You take on enough, you're gone. If you're
a huge boat, built really well, you can take on
a lot, as we can here in America. Our economy
is so big, meaning we bring in so much. There's
so much money flowing around that you can take on
a lot. But there's never been and never will be,
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a boat that can take on in unending them out.
We are officially, at the point in this country where
the boat is beginning to sink. That's what it means.
That's what your finance is currently, the jobs market, that's
what that is. This is what it looks like when
the nation begins to sink. You can't afford things. Things
your parents could afford. They're now out of reach for you,
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not even possible second jobs, struggling to keep your head
above water. That's what's happening right now. That's the financial
crisis in the country. So at this point in time,
with a crisis like this not staring us in the face,
I hate saying that as if it's coming, it's here.
I need to stress that this is not going to
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be some wake up one day and it's an event
like Jesus coming. This is happening now. You are in
the middle of it, beginning of it. Whatever, we're in it.
This is our new way of life, and I don't
know when it'll stop. And that brings us to where
we are now. Because the government is spending you and
me out of our standard of living. We're all going
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lower and lower and lower and lower. I shouldn't say all,
but many of us are going lower and lower and lower,
and lower and lower. It should be bail out water time.
Now is the time the boat is easing underneath the waves.
So at a time when we are struggling and we're
about to be suffering, they should be bailing out water.
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Stop the spending, stop the insanity, everything stops. Turn on
the lights, cut the music. The party is over. It
is clean up time. At a time when that's what
we should be doing. We are intentionally taking war water on.
The federal budget deficit this year is going to be
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two trillion dollars roughly. Now I realized that number is
so big. I can't comprehend it. You can't comprehend it,
the trillions. The human mind can't comprehend trillions. Set that aside.
That kind of a budget deficit is the kind you
would only ever run if you were in a major
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war of some kind, World War two. That would be
the time when you would run a budget deficit like that.
It's all hands on deck. We've gotta build a navy.
We gotta do this, we gotta do that. We have
to fund our allies. The only acceptable time to ever
run a budget deficit that insane is if there is
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a cataclysmic event worldwide that can end the planet. That's
the only time any nation would ever run a death
like that. We are running a two trillion dollar deficit
in peace time. In peacetime, there's no world war, as
much as they're trying to start one in Ukraine. There's
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no world war. There's no nothing. There's no major pandemic,
not even one they made up again, there's no major
national disaster. And yeah, go ahead and play it, Chris,
Chris has Jared Bernstein, chair of the Council of Economic Advisors,
listen to this.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
The US government can't go bankrupt because we can print
our own money.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Why does the government even borrow? Well, the.
Speaker 9 (34:45):
So the I mean again, some of this stuff gets
some of the language that them, some of the language
and concepts are just confusing. I mean, the government definitely
prints money, and it definitely lends that money. Which is
why government definitely prints money. And then it lends that
money by selling bonds.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Is that what they do?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
They they.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Yeah, they they sell bonds. Yeah, they sell bonds, right,
since they sell bonds and people buy the bonds and
lend them the money.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
A lot of times, a lot of times, at least
to my year with MMT. The language and the concepts
can be kind of unnecessarily confusing, but there is no
question that the government prints money and then it uses
that money to So yeah, I guess I'm just I
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don't I can't really talk.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
I don't get it. I don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Like, I want you to understand, that's not a parody.
That human being is one of the people setting economic
policy in this country. And I can't make people care
about the debt and deficity. I know you've probably tried yourself.
You can't make people care. Just explain to no Norma
the reason you can a four days is because of
government spending. And if the people in this country really
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understood what that meant, every single person who voted for
a two trillion dollar deficit would be arrested. That's how
severe this problem is. That's how severe it's going to
be in this country. And there's no light at the
end of the tunnel for spending. No one even pretends
like they're gonna cut spending. Democrats Republicans used to at
least lie about it and act like they would. Now
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you don't even get that from them. Nothing blows me away.
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In the final hour, hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And
it's gonna be light this hour, and it might end
up being heavy. This time is as.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Heavy as tin boxes that you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Might be moving.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Sewn Spicer isn't heavy. I guess I take that back.
He might be heavy right now. I don't know how
he's been eating, but he is awesome. He's the host
of the Sean Spicer Show. It's not like anyone has
to introduce Shawn Spicer. Everyone knows who freaking Sean Spicer is.
And we have a Trump Biden debate coming anyway, joining
me now, my friend Sewn Spicer. Sean, are they gonna
let Joe Biden sit down for this whole thing?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
By the way, I'm putting the chips down. You just
you just shame me. I had like a whole new
bag ready to go, and I'm like, Jesse, just putting
the chips down. Now. I'm gonna go for a walk
after this interview. Oh my god, get on a Thursday. Yeah, God,
just when I was excited at the end the day.
(01:11):
It's the longest day of the year. I thought I
earned it. But no, no, Jesse, Kelly's shaming me. Look,
they're they're not gonna left it. It's I'm just I
am speaking of chips. Maybe I'll save these because I'm
so excited for this debate. I think that the Biden
team is going to regret it. I don't care. I
think President Trump should walk in and say, you want
to sit down, you want to lie down, you want
(01:33):
to stand up, I don't care. I'm gonna give you
a relaxing chair and a MyPillow for Mike Lindell. Lie
on down and do what you want, because I'm gonna
run circles around you. I I don't think this is
gonna end up being the game changer that the Biden
team had hoped it would, because reading a teleprompter for
an hour is one thing. Going against Donald Trump, and
(01:54):
I have to think on your feet is quite another.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, Sean, I know this obviously, it's gonna be difficult
for me. I don't know if it'll be difficult for
you to approach it from Biden's perspective, Like you said,
they need a game changer. The narrative is all bad
right now. He's pooping his bands in public he's wandering around.
His approval numbers are in the toilet. It's a disaster.
But how would they how would they think they could
(02:17):
get one? What do they think they're going to get
out of a Biden Trump debate? Are they going to
try to rattle Trump? What is a win for team Biden.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
It's a great question that you're asking, and one that I,
frankly have been very concerned about, because a normal wins
is a completely different question. A win for Joe Biden,
because the bar is so low, is literally showing up.
If he can stand up and say good evening, my
name is Joe Biden, the press will declare that a win.
(02:48):
Trust me, they're going to say he's left for Camp
David already. This is not a right wing talking point
or some kind of hyperbole. They sent him off to
Camp David. He's going to rest for whatever that is now,
seven days, and he'll come And I don't think I
think that we should stop looking Jesse and all with.
He was in the center for like thirty something years
and been in politics for fifty. The guy knows how
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to debate. And anybody can rest for seven days and
then come out of a cocoon and be ready to go.
And I think we've got to be careful that we
don't give the press the excuse that he's walked over
the bar because he merely got up and said his
name correctly. So I actually do have higher expectations for
what he needs to do next week because he is
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you know, this is the guy who's been in the
game for a long time, and we're trying to say, well,
it's Donald Trump and he's really good at what he does,
and Biden's been rolling around, can't get off the big stairs.
But at the end of the day, I think we
cannot give them media an excuse to call this a win.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, so we know the media is evil. We know
they're going to stack the deck against Trump. We get
all that for Trump, Like for me, Trump doesn't need
to get up there and perform. For me. I want
to get I want to see Donald Trump just stomp
Joe Biden obviously literally I want to see him stomp
Joe Biden into the ground in a figurative manner on
a political debate stage. But he doesn't need a campaign
(04:08):
for me. What does Trump need to do? What's the
smart thing for Trump to do.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
By the way. I love the way that you introduce that,
because you know the media that Jesse Kelly said that
Trump's gonna stomp him, like you have to say figuratively,
I don't really mean that, so that when they take
this out of context at the Daily Beast, they understand
that you weren't being serious what Trump needs to do.
If I were him, I'd get up there and just
say closed border, economic security, less chaos in the world.
(04:36):
Over to you, Joe. He literally just needs to, in
the most simple terms, draw the contrast between his four
years and Joe Biden's almost four years full stop. Once
people recognize the difference, and most of them do already,
it's a non issue. If he gets into name calling
and stuff like that, I get it, it's probably more entertaining,
(04:57):
but I don't think it's I think it's a mis opportunity.
Biden cannot compete the only thing that he has and
watch this. Just trust me on this. There's two things
that are going to come out of Biden's mouth. Abortion
and democracy, and those are the only two themes that
they can touch on, and they will try to stay
them over and over again. They're gonna be a good evening,
(05:18):
Welcome to the Bay. Invite. It's gonna go abortion democracy,
that's all they have. That's it, full stop. And so
Trump just needs to remind people the world is more chaotic,
it's less safe, our economic security is not what it was.
Our border is open, more drugs are flowing through. We
are not energy securitymore full stop, and everyone goes, you're right,
(05:41):
I'm voting for you again.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Speaking with Sean Spicer of The Shawn Spicer Show, Sean,
how would you if you were still in his ear,
how would you tell him to handle the stolen election question?
Because obviously you know they're going to try to back
him into the corner with that, and you know why,
the American people don't want to hear it. They don't
want to hear about a stolen election. Doesn't matter what
I believe or what he believes, the American people do
(06:05):
not want to hear about that. But Trump definitely does
believe it all the way, and he's not shy about
talking about it. What's the smart way for him to
talk about it?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
So here's the deal. Elections are about the future. When
you are voting for a politician, you're essentially hiring an
employee who says I'm going to make your life better
in these variety of ways, or if things are going well,
to keep things going well. Clearly they're not going well.
So Trump has to say Biden comes at them. If
we want to role play this for a second and
goes Donald Trump, January sixth, you continue to fight a
(06:37):
stolen election, I would say, you know what, mister president,
here's the deal. You want to focus on January sixth,
You want to focus on January twenty twenty. I want
to focus on the future for the American people. That's
the one thing you don't want to talk about. Because
we have an open border. We're less chaotic or more
chaotic than we were, less secure or less safe than
we are under you. So you can keep talking about
(06:58):
the past. I will focus on the future because I've
done it once and I'll do it again.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
If he tries to religate this, I agree with you
one hundred percent. People don't want to litigate the past.
They might be pissed. Every single person who's listening to
you right now that says, but it was stolen, But
I do care. You're already voting for him. That's the
thing that people have to remember. I've been doing this
a long time and once in a while people will
walk up to me and say, you know, we don't
like the ad that your campaign just put out. Well,
(07:25):
it's not willing me, it's not And I go, guess
what you're with us? That ads not for you. The
ad isn't trying to get people who are with us
to double down with us. They're trying to bring more
people on board. And that's who we have figured out
what message you know within this group works with them.
So Trump needs to focus on the people that are
going to put him over the top in the battleground
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state and not worry about doubling down on people that
are already with him. And to me, it's about the future,
not about the past, and he just needs to focus
on that and pivot every time and say, I know
you want to talk about the past. I want to
talk about the future. You don't want to talk about
your record. I'll talk about mine and I'll talk about
how I will make America great again.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Sean, what's the food situation like in the White House?
And I mean it this way, and I know it
sounds ridiculous, but I'm genuinely curious. You're Sean Spicer, you're
the big shot in the White House. Do you just
get to walk into I'm assuming there's a big kitchen.
Can you walk in and say, yeah, make my favorite spaghetti?
Do you have to pay for it? Is it good?
(08:27):
Is it kind of a cafeteria? Food? Crap? What are
we dealing with?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So this is the first time anyone's asking me about this,
and it's a great question. So there's two places that
you can eat if you will while you work at
the White House. The one is there's a cafeteria in
the old Executive Office Building, that's the building next to
the White House proper, where about ninety five percent of
the White House staff actually works. There's a cafeteria down there.
It's got buffet lines, you know, you get pasta, sometimes
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there's sandwiches, whatever, your normal cafeteria. Then within the White
House there's a Navy mess It's a take out window
with a little dining room off to the side. They
have a menu every day. You can go down if
you're a senior administrated you know, senior White House official,
of which the Press Secretary is one, and you have
you pay for everything. So whatever you order. The funny
part about the story is this every day, like I
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am a routine guy, Jesse, I eat pretty much the
same thing every day for breakfast, lunch, you know, and
then obviously dinner changes depending on the family. But back
at the White House, I mean I would eat the
same thing just it makes life easy. You don't have
to worry about it whatever. So for lunch, I would
have a blackened piece of salmon on a bed of
lettuce every day. I know that's so unbelievably, but I
(09:38):
was trying to be healthy. Back to my bag of
Ship's story at.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
The beginning, and that was it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's what I would have. And so the funny part
about this is at the end of my tenure at
the White House, somebody who worked with me said, they
called that out I would, so I pick up the phone.
It would say, you know, if the briefing was at
two o'clock, at about twelve thirty one, I'd call down
and I'd say, hey, it's on. Can I get my
usual just black and salmon on a beta lettuce? And
(10:04):
they were like absolutely, And who knows what it was
like fifteen bucks or something, and you put on your
bill and then they charge you for it every week
or month or whatever it was. After I leave the
light House, I was having this discussion about what I
had been eating for lunch every day with one of
the folks and they said to me, you do realize
they don't have black and salmon like balad.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
And I said, what don't mean?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
They said they did that because of you, because you
would call down every day.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
And I said, what are you talking about, Like.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I just sort of and they were like, right, well,
when you're that senior the assistance to the president, there's
about twelve of them, fifteen of them, and that's how
high your rank is. The White House Chief of Staff,
the National Security Advisor, to the White House Press Secretary.
You are an assistant to the president. It's what they
call a commissioned officer. And then there's Deputy Assistance to
the President and Special Assistance to the President. And it's
(10:55):
like a rank. It truly is a rank. But because
I was so high in rank, and remember it wasn't me,
it's the job the office of the Press secre church
that they were like, sure, if that's what you want,
we will cook that for you every day. And so
they would keep a piece of salmon aside every day,
and I thought, oh my god. I went down and
(11:15):
thanked all these guys before I left. I said, I
just found out you guys have been doing this, and
God bless you. I really appreciate everything, but it's those
small things that they do in the White House that's
not that's that's the extent of the park, if you will, right.
I mean, I still pay for it every day. But
I laughed so hard when I found that out because
I was like trying to I was trying to be healthy,
and I'm telling a colleague and the guys like, you
do know, they don't make that for anyone else. It's
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not on the menu. No one else gets it. And
you know, again, it's not like it was a fond
thing where they're cooking for four hours. It's a piece
of salmon and they're blackening it. But I just got
the biggest kick out of the fact that I thought, oh, okay,
I'm just.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Going to order this like you know, cause they were like,
mister Spischer, what do.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You want for lunch? And I was like, uh, black
and salmon on a bed of lettuce. Okay, So we'll
get that and a cucumbers or whatever it was. It
was healthy, but I just got to kick out. It
was never ever on the menu. No one ever told
me I couldn't do that, And so you know.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I can't believe you, Sean. I can't believe what a
prima donna just decides to make makes him bring in
their own fish. You know why they made it for you, Sean.
They felt bad for you because you could order whatever
you wanted and you chose something lame like salmon. So
that's probably why they did it for you. Sean Spicer
of the Sean Speizer show him up against the break.
But brother, you are the best. To come back anytime.
(12:28):
Sean's the best. All right, quit, I have to talk
about food next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. The week is almost over, and you just
missed Sean Spicer. If you're just now joining us that
he was awesome, go tune into that. And he got
me thinking we were talking about food and things like that.
(12:48):
Something happened to me this morning. We'll get back to
politics here in a moment, but something happened to me
and it was devastating. But it's also a valuable lesson,
especially for the kids. Out there. But honestly, in this
day and age, it's a lesson for everybody, and it
really genuinely is. So just hang with me. I had
to take my boys to their workouts this morning, and
(13:10):
I did what any red blooded American would do. I
dropped them off at their workouts, and then I drove
towards my favorite breakfast taco place, which here in Texas is,
of course, in a gas station. These three three Mexican
women working here in a gas station. As soon as
you show up and there's a line of Mexican construction
workers with a brown paper bag full of beer and
(13:30):
the Mexican food they buy there at eight am, you
know you've got a good, good, good place. Okay. So
I drive towards the place I call. I placed my order,
and I know everyone wants to know what a world
famous oracle like me orders at a breakfast taco place.
So here's what it is. Chariso egg, extra cheese, Charizo egg,
(13:54):
extra cheese. What Chris potato? Did I say potato? Chris?
Did I say potato? Look, it's not that I'm anti potato.
I don't get potatoes because there's very rarely a guarantee
the potato is going to be the appropriate mushy level
to make it worthwhile. How often to see what I mean?
(14:15):
I actually like potatoes in there, but sometimes you'll get
one that's undercooked. It's like you just bit into an apple.
It ruins it. Chariso egg extra cheese. I'm on my way.
I call hey, it's me. They know me by now.
I'm going to order what are you wanting today? Chariso
egg extra cheese. And she goes, I'm sorry, we don't
(14:37):
have trees of that, And I said, I'm sorry, I
couldn't understand you. I'm sorry, we don't have the trees
of black Deep. I ask a second time, I'm sorry,
we don't I have any Trisa lac Deep, the exact
same pace, the exact same volume. So allow mean Daddy
(15:00):
Jesse to tell everybody something. And it really is important
when you are speaking with someone on the phone, maybe
on the intercom, you're working fast food, maybe even in person.
If you are speaking with someone and you say something,
whatever it may be, the sky is blue and they
(15:23):
ask you to repeat yourself, do not do not say
the exact same thing you just did in the exact
same tone, in the exact same pace. As they didn't
hear you the first time for a reason. Maybe you
(15:47):
need to speak up, maybe you need to speak slower,
maybe you need to change the words you use. But
I see this all the time and it drives me bonkers.
You'll ask someone to repeat them and they'll do exactly
what they just did, the same pace, the same everything.
Speak up and slow down and enunciate. I had to
(16:12):
go over this with one of my sons. He's starting
to give speeches in schools. In schools he only goes
to one. He's starting to give speeches in school, and
I was explained to him about public speaking that there
are two things people do when they speak publicly, and
they're wrong. You don't know what to do with your hands.
So what you do is you do something awkward with
(16:34):
your hands. You stuff them in your pockets, which looks awkward,
or you put them behind your back like you're in
the military, which looks awkward. Or you're fidgeting with them,
which looks awkward. Talk with your hands that looks natural,
make hand motions, talk to your hands. And when you're
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the whole thing, then I'll be able to survive. Those
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Speaker 4 (18:43):
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You love this one.
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you tomorrow's and
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questions emailed in and now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Once again, let's check in with how Juneteenth
winning open. I'm sorry, straighten up, focus. We need to
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talk about the budget deficit. You know what. We're gonna
talk to you real quick. First, just a reminder eight
seven seven three seven seven four three seven three just
no small talk. Don't cuss. There are kids listening. Note
nothing inappropriate and that you can yell at me. I
don't give a crap. Just get to the point when
you do it. That's fine. We gonna call me a jerk.
(19:38):
I am a jerk. Totally fine, Chris Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Go.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Hey, Jesse. You open the show with a comment from
someone said, all we need to do is follow the Constitution.
And I would like to say, instead of following the Constitution,
because the communists are ignoring it, we need to follow
the Declaration of Independence. And I will read that one.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations pursuing
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invariably the same object and vince is a design to
reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it
is their duty to throw off such government and to
provide new guards for their future security.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That I want everyone to marinate on what Christus said.
And then I want you to listen to something. This
is going to be difficult to hear. It's a little
bit long. What you're about to hear is a press
conference that's right here in Texas. A twelve year old girl,
I'm not going to name her because I imagine the
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devastation of the family. A twelve year old girl was
apprehended by a couple illegals, illegals who assaulted her in
horrible ways, and then those parents they got to find
their daughter's body in a creek, strangled to death. And
(21:06):
as you listen to this press conference and you think
about what Chris just said about the people who lead
the country and all that, I want you to remember something.
The illegals who raped and murdered this precious twelve year
old girl were let into this country on purpose by
the people who lead the country. It was done intentionally.
(21:28):
Remember Remember they go on television and brag about how
many of these demons day filed. As an in Biden,
he campaigned on making a safe, orderly, and humane immigration system.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Do you believe that that has been accomplished?
Speaker 6 (21:43):
We work at that every single day across the Department
of Homeland Security, across our administration, with our partners to
the South and around the world, we have established more lawful, safe,
and orderly pathways than any other administration.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Now, I want you to listen to the press conference
and tell me if this government is evil enough that
the States should begin saying no no more.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Our team has worked tirelessly tracking evidence in this case
since the discovery of Joscelyn by a citizen on the
morning of June seventeenth, twenty twenty four. Because of the
assistance of the area community and surveillance video that our
officers have tirelessly tracked down and other evidence. Herey pieces,
we have found and learned that the suspects began their
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evening at a Northborough area restaurant.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Together.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
They left that restaurant on foot southbound. The suspects continued
south and we're first seen on a camera and those
are the images that we released to you, to all
of you and to the public. Suspects seen meeting the
victim and talking for a few minutes while they were
on Kirkandaal. Later, the suspects and the victim walked together
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to a convenience store and those images were also released
to you guys and the public. After a few minutes,
all three together walked to a bridge where ultimately Joscelyn
was murdered. Suspects continue south towards their residence after leaving
Joscelyn there. I want to thank the media for their
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assistance and greatly and broad release in the images of suspects.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Imagine that phone call. Imagine if that was one of
my little buddies, and imagine knowing the people who run
the country let those animals in on purpose. Time after
time after time, they've been let in on purpose.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Christian Inga was arranged today in New York City on
charges of sexually assaulting a thirteen year old girl after
school last week.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
In a shocking daylight attack.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Police say the twenty five year old migrant from Ecuador
approached to U teens in the park at knife point.
According to the criminal complaint, the suspect tied the boy
and girl to one another, gagged them, then raped the
girl before fleeing the scene.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Now you tell me, am, I being extreme when I
say the States should begin their own immigration policy.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, we will handle all border security. We will handle deportations,
we will handle arrests. We will build entirely new prisons
and fill them up with these dirt balls and stack
them in there like sardines. States should handle their own
law enforcement exclusively. FBI, here's your thirty day notice. Get
out or go to prison in the state of Texas.
(24:43):
People think I'm the extreme one, I'm the nutball. I
say I'm nice. I'm the one presenting the nice solution
to you. When the federal government has become hostile to you,
openly hostile to you, the states must step up they
might eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven
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three Martin, New York, go.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yo, Jesse.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
My question to you is what does street communists do
in cases World War three? With Biden running this country
you never know who could happen anytime. What do they
do They do they flee the country or do they
stay here and take up arms against patriots attempted to
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defend our country?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, these people he's talking about this dirty street comedies,
all the black Lives Matter types, the antifas type. So
let's be clear about something. These people will never ever, ever, ever,
ever ever ever be your friend or ally for any reason.
That whole enemy of my enemy is my friend type
thing that will never happen with the street animals. The
street animals should all be locked up in cages for
(25:53):
the rest of their lives. These are miserable people. They
hate themselves, they hate their lives, they hate their country.
Here to burn everything down. But there aren't. As we've
talked about this before on the show, there aren't as
many of them as the television would lead you to believe.
You know, it feels like there must be millions, doesn't there.
Every time you turn on the TV, there's a new protest. Here,
(26:16):
there's a Black Lives Matter protest. Ah. Look the degenerates
are waving around the penises again. Oh well, it's the
feminists on today. It's a college campus.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
There must be millions of these people. There are not
millions of these people. There are a bunch of organizations
that are funded from up on high by these lefty
billionaire types which we've talked about. There aren't that many
committed street communists in the country. There are some, for sure,
but there aren't that many. And to answer your question,
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no matter what happens WAW three or anything else, they
will always, always, always be attacking this country because these
are the people who believe America it's the height of
all evil. I've explained it this way. It's the best
way I could explain it. What if I could take
you right now and put you in a time machine
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and you're in Germany in nineteen forty. You're in Germany
in nineteen forty, what kind of government do you have?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Not not the best, not the best? Would you view
it as your moral obligation to burn your own country down?
If you were in Germany in nineteen forty, would you
view that as being not just the greater good, the
greatest of goods. Stop Germany? Would you probably that's how
(27:40):
these people view America. I know that's crazy and it's wrong,
and I get all that. That's how committed these dirt
balls are to burning this place down. They view America
as the height of all evil. It's why miraculously just
I guess it's a big whoopsie. Everything they propose ends
up destroying something here, Ah, isn't it. Oh, we just
(28:03):
have to destroy this. Just let us destroy a little
more of this and destroy a little more of that.
It's almost as if destruction is the whole point. Anyway,
we're going to talk about the deficit. Then we'll get
back to these in ten minutes or so. Eight seven
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If you call from a pure talk phone, what do
you get? You get the soundboard item of your choosing.
You want to hear, you want to laugh, you can
do that. Do we want to talk about?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Everything is as heavy as ten boxes that.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You might be moving.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Maybe we need to explain something to Chris.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
This is not an attempt to ban TikTok.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It's an attempt to make TikTok better.
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Speaker 1 (29:25):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. All right,
we'll dig into the depth sit here real quick and
then I'll get right back to these phone calls and
things like that. But I just want to stress something
the financial situation in the country. Monmouth just did a
poll thing. I won't break down all the nerdy numbers,
who gives a crap about that, but just know about
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forty five percent of Americans say they're or forty six
percent say they're struggling, forty five percent say they're stable.
Only nine percent of the country is improving financially. The
country is going through a currency crisis. We have a
(30:10):
currency crisis. Government has spent and printed so much money
that that's why you now can't afford anything. That's why
you now have to skip the appetizers at Red Lobster
when you go. That's why you can't afford the power
build the food. That's why you can't go visit family
(30:30):
this year. Stress this not to you. I know you
already know this. Please remind norm in Norma of this
in your life. When they're complaining about the costs. It's
the government's fault. The government keeps spending in printing money.
And this is what's wild to me. Okay, So the
boat's taken on water. We always use that analogy because
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it's the best one. Debt is like a boat taken
on water. You take on enough, you're gone. If you're
a huge boat, built really well, you can take on
a lot, as we can here in America. Our economy
is so big, meaning we bring in so much. There's
so much money flowing around that you can take on
a lot. But there's never been and never will be,
(31:14):
a boat that can take on in unending them out.
We are officially, at the point in this country where
the boat is beginning to sink. That's what it means.
That's what your finance is currently, the jobs market, that's
what that is. This is what it looks like when
the nation begins to sink. You can't afford things. Things
your parents could afford. They're now out of reach for you,
(31:35):
not even possible second jobs, struggling to keep your head
above water. That's what's happening right now. That's the financial
crisis in the country. So at this point in time,
with a crisis like this not staring us in the face,
I hate saying that as if it's coming, it's here.
I need to stress that this is not going to
(31:56):
be some wake up one day and it's an event
like Jesus coming. This is happening now. You are in
the middle of it, beginning of it. Whatever, we're in it.
This is our new way of life, and I don't
know when it'll stop. And that brings us to where
we are now. Because the government is spending you and
me out of our standard of living. We're all going
(32:20):
lower and lower and lower and lower. I shouldn't say all,
but many of us are going lower and lower and lower,
and lower and lower. It should be bail out water time.
Now is the time the boat is easing underneath the waves.
So at a time when we are struggling and we're
about to be suffering, they should be bailing out water.
(32:42):
Stop the spending, stop the insanity, everything stops. Turn on
the lights, cut the music. The party is over. It
is clean up time. At a time when that's what
we should be doing. We are intentionally taking war water on.
The federal budget deficit this year is going to be
(33:07):
two trillion dollars roughly. Now I realized that number is
so big. I can't comprehend it. You can't comprehend it,
the trillions. The human mind can't comprehend trillions. Set that aside.
That kind of a budget deficit is the kind you
would only ever run if you were in a major
(33:31):
war of some kind, World War two. That would be
the time when you would run a budget deficit like that.
It's all hands on deck. We've gotta build a navy.
We gotta do this, we gotta do that. We have
to fund our allies. The only acceptable time to ever
run a budget deficit that insane is if there is
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a cataclysmic event worldwide that can end the planet. That's
the only time any nation would ever run a death
like that. We are running a two trillion dollar deficit
in peace time. In peacetime, there's no world war, as
much as they're trying to start one in Ukraine. There's
(34:15):
no world war. There's no nothing. There's no major pandemic,
not even one they made up again, there's no major
national disaster. And yeah, go ahead and play it, Chris,
Chris has Jared Bernstein, chair of the Council of Economic Advisors,
listen to this.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
The US government can't go bankrupt because we can print
our own money.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Why does the government even borrow? Well, the.
Speaker 9 (34:45):
So the I mean again, some of this stuff gets
some of the language that them, some of the language
and concepts are just confusing. I mean, the government definitely
prints money, and it definitely lends that money. Which is
why government definitely prints money. And then it lends that
money by selling bonds.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Is that what they do?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
They they.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Yeah, they they sell bonds. Yeah, they sell bonds, right,
since they sell bonds and people buy the bonds and
lend them the money.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
A lot of times, a lot of times, at least
to my year with MMT. The language and the concepts
can be kind of unnecessarily confusing, but there is no
question that the government prints money and then it uses
that money to So yeah, I guess I'm just I
(35:40):
don't I can't really talk.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
I don't get it. I don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Like, I want you to understand, that's not a parody.
That human being is one of the people setting economic
policy in this country. And I can't make people care
about the debt and deficity. I know you've probably tried yourself.
You can't make people care. Just explain to no Norma
the reason you can a four days is because of
government spending. And if the people in this country really
(36:07):
understood what that meant, every single person who voted for
a two trillion dollar deficit would be arrested. That's how
severe this problem is. That's how severe it's going to
be in this country. And there's no light at the
end of the tunnel for spending. No one even pretends
like they're gonna cut spending. Democrats Republicans used to at
least lie about it and act like they would. Now
(36:28):
you don't even get that from them. Nothing blows me away.
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