July 23, 2024 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Aren't
you kind of done with the whole Dome Biden saga thing.
I don't know about you. I'm kind of done with it.
I think it's the email roundup time. It's what it feels.
It feels like an email round up. It feels like
(00:31):
an hour that's made for that. If you'd like to
send me one of those, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
But let's let's, you know what, let's dig into what
you want to talk about, Oracle, how come there hasn't
been the usual band or gun ban nonsense from the left,
And well, you must have missed Dome today. She got up.
(00:51):
Actually I don't have the audio. I probably could grab
it for you, but she got up today and came
out talking about gun registrations and gun bands and everything else.
They're never far away from that. One of the congressmen
yesterday when he was interviewing that Kim Cheatah of the
Secret Service, he tried to use it as a push
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for more gun control. Remember, always, always, always remember, for
Democrat politicians, for the elite communists, gum. They may or
may not believe what I'm about to say, but real
true street communists, for them, getting your guns is the
(01:32):
final victory. They dream about it, they pray for it.
This was Dome today.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Will finally pass red Flag law's universal background checks and
an assault weapons band.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Set her aside. She believes in nothing. We already talked about.
That For the real believing communists, though, there's nothing they
hate more about America than the fact that our citizens
have guns. They can't stand it because all communism is
based on destruction and domination. They can't stand that you
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are armed. It is something that occupies these people's minds
at all times because you being armed prevents them from
hurting you the way they want. They really do. They
they just want to hurt you. They want the freedom
I should say to hurt you. If you don't comply,
they'll be talking about guns now. They're in an interesting
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situation Democrats are now, and that they've already very clearly
they've already nominated Harris, not officially yet, but you see it.
I see it. You're not blind. They've nominated Harris, but
she didn't run in a primary. To stay with me,
this is a pickle that they're in. She didn't run
in a primary. Joe Biden ran in a primary. Harris,
(02:55):
She's not officially the nominee yet. And while all the
powers that be or lined up behind her, Clive Burne, Clinton,
the Black Caucus that they all, they've all lined up
behind her, she hasn't earned it. And you have a
lot of the dirty street communist groups like Black Lives Matter,
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they're already angry that it looks like it's just being
handed to her. So she should be Remember, we are
three months in change. We are three months away from
election day from the general election. That's how late we
are in this game. Election day is going to be
here in five minutes. That's what it's going to seem like.
(03:36):
She needs to be running the general election campaign. Of
general election campaigns. I don't know that she could pull
one off that would help her defeat Trump at this
point in time, but that's what she needs to be doing.
But she also has to kind of talk to the
primary voter. She has to try to sell herself to
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the rabid America hating base of the Democrat Party. So
like today that little clip that Christians played about the
gun laws and gun confiscation. Any Democrat will tell you,
especially Democrats in purple states. They'll tell you there's no
bigger loser election loser for Democrats than gun grabbing. Look,
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it works in New York. You can campaign like that
in California. If you're in a state that's even kind
of purple and you're in a general election, you don't
grab guns. You don't. It does not play well in America.
Max Bacchus, he was a senator from my home state
Montana for ages, a Democrat senator and a world class
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heard and there was one issue that he would never
be too far left on, and it was guns. And
one time he did it. I only vaguely remember the
details because I was a kid. One time he made
some gun grabbing move and it almost cost him a seat.
Like that, immediately, if you're in a purple state, you
don't do what she just did. Today, she has to
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run a general election campaign every minute of every day,
but still try to convince the rabid commy base that
she's with them. No, no, no, no, I'm in a
general election campaign. But yeah, we'll confiscate their guns so
you can murder all the people you Hey, She kind
of has to do that to her Commy base is something,
(05:25):
Dear pink Flower, I'm about a year behind you in age.
Since turning forty, I found that the ear and nose
hair trimmer my wife got me as a gag gift
years ago has come to be very useful. You know.
Let me just say, I'm gonna pause. I'll read the
rest of this email in a moment. Don't laugh, Chris,
don't laugh. The wife did something the other day that
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was pretty hurtful. So I have had this thing. I've
had it for the longest time, and I'm gonna pass
this along to you for you to use in your
own life. If you're a terrible person, whenever you have
to buy a card for somebody, you know you got
to go buy a Hallmark card or something like that
for somebody. I have always found it hilarious to buy
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a sympathy card, one of the generic sympathy cards. It
doesn't matter what the occasion is. If it's a wedding card,
you buy a sympathy card. You don't thinking of you
in this dark time. And if it's a graduation, you
buy a sympathy card. If it's a birthday, no matter
how old. You buy a sympathy card, it almost always
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should stress almost It almost always gets a laugh out
of people. We always get calls after we do it
at weddings. My wife is mortified by this practice. I
should know she's mortified that I would do this. But
we always get calls and texts afterwards saying, oh, we
had you know, two hundred cards. Yours was the one
that had us in stitches because it stands out. It's funny.
(06:51):
It's funny. Well, this formerly nice woman, Abrey I just
had my forty third birthday. She not only got me
a sympathy card. In fact, I think I still have
hang on, I know this is unprofessed. Oh I do.
I still have it? Right here, The front of the
card says with sympathy, And then when I opened up
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the card, the inside of it is to let you
know the thoughts and prayers are with you in your
time of sorrow. That was my birthday card. And then
she wrote on it, sorry about your hair too, love Op.
That's the kind of cruelty I deal with. I know
you know how nice I am and kind and thinking
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of others, But this is the kind of cruelty. What Chris,
what did you have to say what what you thought?
She was giving me an ear and nose trimmer? No, no,
she thinks it's much more hilarious to look over and say, hey,
you gonna pluck that? Ha ha. She thinks it's funny. Anyway,
back to this email, Jesse. This morning, my very gruff
Vietnam vet barber shoved my head into the back of
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the barber chair and spent a few minutes on my
eyebrows like I was in some select the teeny boppers
would frequent. What other fun surprises do I have in
store a year from now? Okay, well, I'll give you
for one. Let me tell you I sympathize with the
with the eyebrow thing a year or two ago maybe
I don't remember how long, but it wasn't long ago.
(08:17):
It's a lady who cuts my hair. I have this
local barber shop. She does great job. She cuts my hair.
Now she buzzes it down, but she does a great job.
About a year ago, she just drops this on me
out of nowhere. Out of nowhere, all right, So hey,
you want me to finally tackle those eyebrows. I'm all,
excuse me tackle my eyebrows? There is there a and
(08:40):
I just asked her, I said, why would what's wrong
with my eyebrows? And she gave me that you know
how women do this when they're they're being genuine, they're
really being genuine and kind, but because you can see
right through it, it's actually the meanest thing in the world.
Have you ever gone through this with a woman or ladies?
Have you ever done this to a man or somebody?
(09:02):
She gave me the shh. Yeah, I know, I've been
noticing it for a while. And I said, excuse me,
how long's how long's a while? And what exactly are
you noticing? And this is when she does again. She
thought she was being kind. She said, well, let me
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show you, and she pulls out one of the handheld
mirrors and holds it right up to my face and
she said, do you see these hairs? They're aren't going
the same way that all the other hairs are going,
and they're sticking out. Do you see those now? And
obviously I can see I'm not blind, she said, do
you see those? Those have been there for a while,
and I've been wanting to trim them. It's just it
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got bad enough. I wanted to say something now for you.
She tried to sell it to me as nicely as
she possibly could. It cut like a knife. It cut
like a knife. I will tell you want to know
something else, You're gonna look forward to pow and there.
I'll give this for you. Then we're gonna get onto
more anti communism and illegal womigrat should have other things.
I told you I went to the movie with the
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wife and kids the other day. That's when the Joe
Biden news dropped that he was dropping out. I told
you this last night. I now am in trouble if
I go to the movies and I forget my glasses.
If I happen to forget my glasses at the house,
it pretty much ruins the movie. The movie is quite blurry.
(10:28):
You may be mocking me right now. You may be
pointing at the lad radio A haha, he's so old,
And you know what, that's fine. I used to do
the same thing to my dad all the time. I'm
just here to tell you that day's coming for you
one day. Yes it is, Chris. I can't wait till
what happens to Chris. Gosh, we're just gonna celebrate all night.
(10:51):
The first time these things start happening to Chris. When
the hair starts going out of your ears, when it
starts going out of the end of your nose, Chris,
when the eyes start going yes, Chris, out of the
timp man. It happens every now and then. You'll wake
up in the morning and you're look in the mirror
and you go, oh, jeez, what it happens. I'm telling you,
all right, we should we should talk about illegal immigration.
(11:11):
Should You know? Freedom is not free, and that's why
that's totally the wrong button. I meant to hit this,
but either way, illegal immigration talk next. He doesn't care
if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember you
(11:32):
can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. This
one absolutely guild me. Joe Biden says he's not going anywhere.
He'll be out there helping him.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
By the way, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to
be out there in the campaign with her, with Kama
I'm going to be working like hell, both as a
sitting president and legislation passed as well as in campaigning.
You know what, we still need to save this democracy.
And Trump. Trump is still a danger to the community.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Joe sounds like he's feeling great. Hey, Jesse, the solution
is simple. For illegal immigration, zero benefits, never a Social
Security number, no school enrollment, no Section eight, no nothing. Ever, Well,
that's the problem with this email is that's true. But
what we're lacking is the will we live in a country.
(12:24):
I remember this like it was yesterday. You remember, I
ran for Congress in Arizona, and you're always going all
over the state campaigning. And I was down in the
Tucson area, That's where I was running for Congress. But
Phoenix is the major city in Arizona. It's where so
much of the political power and political money comes from.
You're always doing events in Phoenix if you're running for
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Congress anywhere in Arizona. I had to go up to Phoenix.
The state Republican Party was having some big candidate forum
meet and greed event. And I was still basic in
my knowledge of how completely broken our laws and our
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government system is. We were in this event. It was
not a huge event, fifty seventy five people something like that.
We're in this event and I'm speaking and this group
of people I don't remember this the exact amount, three
to five, not a big group of people. But this
group of people came in shouting, carrying signs, and they
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were illegals. They were illegals protesting the election of any
border Hawk Republican like I was. And they came storming
into the headquarters. There were law enforcement cops and sheriffs
posted inside of the headquarters and outside of the headquarters,
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and they just came in. And I remember I was
on the microphone. Actually I turned and said, why are
all these people not arrested immediately? It was not long
ago there was a huge protest in New York City
of illegals and I don't remember how many, so I
don't want to put a number on it, but there
were a lot more than five or six. It was
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legions of them filled up the streets, illegals marching down
the street. And I realize, we are a million miles
away from anything that's normal or appropriate or good in
this country. Do you get even if you're one of
the middle of the road types listening to me right now,
do you understand how insane that is that you can
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illegally enter the United States of America, and while you're
here you can receive social security, housing, free education, free
medical care, and you can protest in the middle of
the street without fear of arrest and deportation. Traditionally, historically,
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if you are in a country illegally, whether you overstayed,
you're welcome, or whether you came in illegally, you would
live in perpetual fear of any kind of contact with
law enforcement because you naturally assumed and correctly assumed that
if they found you and found out you weren't a citizen,
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you would be immediately arrested for the crime you have
already committed and deported. Here in the United States of America,
they go on television and brack about it. They'll do
it in front of city hall. Do you understand how
insane that is? And you're right, it would be simple.
(15:43):
But this is one of the things that I've been
blackpilling about. This is one of the things I've been
cynical about, is this concept of mass deportation. We even
most of the right, we're not ready for the fact
women will have to be arrested. Do you understand that
it's not all gonna be ms Thirteen guys with tattoos
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on their foreheads children will have to be detained and
deported with their parents. Are you ready for the tears,
the cries? Ah, this is Loupe and are seventeen kids
lookout sad Pepe is Oh my gosh, we're not ready.
(16:25):
And then you'll get you'll get in the now. That's
not what this guy is saying. So I'm not insulting
his email. But then you'll get people who say things,
we don't even have to deport them all, Jesse. You
just just cut off their benefits, as if that's something
that can just be done from the White House. It's
not even something that can be done from the White
House and from Congress. Necessarily, the individual states where the
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White House has no jurisdiction at all. Individual states and
individual cities within these states they have their own rules.
So there's no just well we just need to blank
fill in the blank. That's not how it works at all,
because you're right, conceptually, cut off all the benefits and
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they'll go. They'll be gone, period and a story at
a story, that's it. They used to do it. We
did it before with I nine verification. They actually did
enforced that, and there used to be lines of people
heading south imagine that. Imagine living in a country like that.
Everyone just kind of packed up their stuff. Well, crap,
can't work, no money, no benefits, We're going home, and
they pack up and leave. So you're right, it could
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happen if the political will was there. The GOP doesn't
have the will, and the dirty communists don't have any
intention of it, because this is part of their plan
to burn the country down. And I didn't mean to
be supersnic there. I just want to temper everyone's expectations.
I realize mass deportation it's the right thing to do,
it's the only thing to do. It's the only way
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to save the country. And I have no doubt that
there are some good people who intend to do that
if Trump wins the election. If you believe we're going
to mass deport five million people, even one million people
after the election, please call into the show. I have
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It's what, Chris, It's so sm.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Not an attempt to bent TikTok. It's an attempt to make
TikTok better. T tech toe a winner, a winner.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Can we talk for a moment before I get back
to emails about how powerful Nancy Pelosi is? Think about
this As we get more and more information about the
palace coup they ran on Joe Biden, what we're finding
out is Nancy Pelosi. She certainly wasn't the only one.
Chuck Schumer went there, a lot of people have threatened him,
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a lot of people did things, But Nancy Pelosi appears
to be the one who pretty much ordered Joe Biden
to step down. Nancy Pelosi isn't Speaker of the House anymore.
She's not even officially the highest ranking Democrat in the
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House of Representatives anymore. That's Akeem Jeffries. Joe Biden is
the President of the United States of America, and Queen
Bee went strolling right into the Oval office and told him, Joe,
one way or the other, you're leaving. You decide. Remember
that quote, Remember that quote from yesterday. She said, Hey,
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we could do this the easy way or the hard way.
We gave you three weeks the easy way time is over.
Now it's about to be the hard way. Nancy Pelosi
threatened the President out of the White House. I know, Chris,
it's kind of awesome. I mean, it's terrific. But see,
this is the problem. I always get in trouble because
I love Nancy Pelosi. I know that she's the worst
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human being on the planet. I know, man, I would
give anything for fighters like that on our team. What
would you give for even one Republican who's that cunning
and ruthless? Ruthless? They don't even bother talking tough, Chris.
Even when the Republicans are being angry with the press,
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they'll say something along the lines of, you know, that's
a very biased question, that's not a very fair question.
Pelosi is the one who understands you treat these people
like filthuld remember the last one? The audio is bad?
Or right? Have you pull it up? I don't think
the audio wasn't very good. But some reporter is asking
Nancy Pelosi questions about, hey, did you tell Joe Biden
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to step down? Are you gonna tell him to step down?
And Pelosi said she essentially told the reporter, I'm not
going to be talking about this right now. I'm going
to try to keep this private and Nancy. The reporter
keeps going and going and going, and Nancy finally stops
and looks at her, looks at her and just says it.
This is verbatim. She says, am I speaking English to you.
Nancy's not doing the Republican This isn't fair, That is biased.
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Nancy just look at you in your face and call
you a freaking idiot, and she'll call on someone else. Gosh,
I love her. It's social.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
He's not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt
to make TikTok better. Tick tech toe a winner, a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Jesse, what headphones do you use? You say? They don't
go in your ear some things so I can still
hear the world and be safe when I walk. Ladies,
especially you fellas you too, but ladies especially you get
those stupid freaking earphones off of your ear when you're
out in public and take the earbuds that stick in
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your ear. Get those freaking things out too. And I know,
like I said, I know it's nice to walk out doors,
jog outdoors. I get it, Ladies, there are predators all
over the freaking place. Get yourself some earphones that rest
on your ear. Mind, are these are not fancy or
nicer or anything. I think there were ninety nine dollars.
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What are these called? These are after Shocks is the brand.
But they're not the only one who does this that
there are others. They're called bone conduction sounds. Really freaking fancy.
There's nothing that goes in my ear. If you're watching
on the simulcast right now, you can see I hate
having things in or on my ears. It's always bothered me.
They are on the outside of my ear, and they
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kind of pressed down, not hard, on the very front
of your ear where that little nipple thing is what
do you call that thing, Chris whatever, that little nipple
thing in the front of your ear. They kind of
press down in front of that so I can hear
anything I play. If I want to play lovely sounds,
I can hear him clear as day. So I don't
know how they do it. But I can also hear
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around me. If Chris is talking to me, then I
regret it. But if it's not Chris that I can
hear when people are talking to me. You can hear
if someone's running up on you. Ladies, be safe, be safe,
be safe please, when you're out, working, out, enjoying outdoor activities,
and that includes that includes the public areas that you like.
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I'm talking about public parks. Oh but it's a path, no, Jesse,
we're here in Idaho. No, that doesn't happen down in Mississippi.
Predators they stalk their prey. Go look up all the
stories of the women who've been attacked when they're out jogging,
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when they're out walking. I'm not telling you to stop
exercising and not trying to be mister funsucker. Please get
the freaking headphones off of your ears. There are very
very bad people about and if you'd like one last
little bit of information that's going to make you cringe, sorry,
I am what I am. I have to tell you.
Every single state has a sex offender registry. Every single
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state does. Go do an Internet search right now for
your area code and Sex Offender Registry in your state.
Go to If you're from I mentioned Mississippi, go look
up Mississippi Sex Offender Registry. There'll be a website. Put
in your area code, and here's what you might be
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doing right now. Look, if you're in New York, shout
out to UWR. If you're in New York, you already
know you're surrounded by dirt. Pause. It's a big city.
There's millions of people. But people in rural areas, they'll
dismiss what I just said. Nah, Jesse, not out here.
We're in West Texas. Jesse, you don't know. We're in
New Mexican. No, no, No. You put in your area
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code and look who lives around you. You'll be mortified.
I do this everywhere I go, whether I'm rural city,
I did out of curiosity. When I'm moving a place
or visiting, I'll do it where I go. I have
never once looked that thing up without several hits on it,
and oftentimes I don't know if this is universal. You
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can read about their crimes of the people who live
close to you. Now, think about that the next time
you put on that cute looking little jog bra. Ladies,
and your little shorty shorts because it's hot, and then
throw the stupid noise canceling headphones over your ears. I
can't stand that, Dear Jesse. Republicans in the House will
be holding hearings so on and so forth the FBI
active investigation. What can be done to penetrate the no
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comment on an active investigation scam? Here's the truth. Unless
the GOP is willing, unless the House GOP is willing
to defund or in the very least cut funding to
these agencies, then we will never, ever, ever overcome the
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can't comment on an ongoing investigation thing. Doesn't matter how
many hearings they have, doesn't matter how many fire lines
they drop on and in.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
According to some of the testimony today, I feel that
you have perjured yourself in some instances, and so I'm
going to ask for a full review of the transcripts
by staff, and if you find that to be the case,
I do ask that you bring perjury charges against the director.
I will say this, it is very frustrating, and I've
talked to my colleagues and we've said it to your
face that you have been up here basically stonewalling our
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ability to get the answers to the American people. And
what I will also say is that every single member
of Congress does not feel safe with you in charge.
You have heard that, and I think that we are
all sitting ducks with you and directing the Secret Service currently.
But more importantly, it sends a message to our adversaries
that we are not protected and we are one of
the strongest countries in the world. So you have essentially
made us a less safe country because of it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
As of a result of that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I'm asking you to formally step down. I share my
same opinions as my Democrat colleagues.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, look, that's a great speech, and that's Anna Pauline
A Luna is her name. I've actually been very very
impressed with her, especially as a young member of Congress,
so this is no insult towards her. That's a great speech.
It all sounds good, and Kim Cheto resigned. But unless
the GOP is willing to actually cut funding, none of
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this actually matters. And the GOP has signaled to the
Communists time and time and time again they won't cut
a dime. So all this really is for show. It's
really just for show. Unless you're willing to cut the
FBI's funding. You can interrogate Christopher Ray every other day,
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doesn't really matter. All right, we have one segment left.
We're gonna get to that. Before we get to that,
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to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly
Show on a Tuesday final segment on a Tuesday. You
can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, Sir Jesse.
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It seems like in recent every time I hear people
talk about Trump, they say president Trump, not former or future.
My question is, do you think we could be getting
ahead of ourselves? Well, for one, it's very common to
refer to former presidents as president. It's still mister president,
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it would be. But are we getting ahead of ourselves?
You bet we are? You bet we are. I have
been hesitant to pile on this because it is good
to just feel good and celebrate every now and then.
We are still dealing with the attempted assassination of the
Republican nominee. They tried to kill Trump. He lived. It's
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good to be happy about that. Even if you're one
of these people who hates him, you should be very
happy about that. Just oh my goodness, that would have
put us in just an even worse place than we are.
And then we just had the convention. Conventions are always
a big come together, heal and celebrate thing. That's what
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they always are. And I was nervous that the Trump
faction and the desantisfaction, because there's so much bad blood
still there. I was worried that wouldn't happen, But that
all happened. DeSantis got invited to speak. That wouldn't happen
without Trump's request, without Trump's permission. Anyway, DeSantis spoke, and
Trump spoke, and that's it was good. And it's good
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to feel good after a convention, and it's good. It's
good to feel good about the poll numbers. The poll
keep coming out and Harris does worse than friggin' Biden,
and it's good to feel good about that for a
little bit. Remember, three months is a long time. Dome
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has a lot of money, money she is going to unload.
She has a campaign infrastructure already in place because she's
using Joe Biden's campaign infrastructure, which he handed to her.
No matter what you or I think about Dome and
her lack of ability when it comes to personal skills
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and really anything, no matter what we happen to think
about Dome, there is a big boy juggernaut, super professional
Democrat communist machine campaign that's going to be campaigning on
her behalf. And we haven't even gotten to the ballot
box issues, the ballot chasing issues, because the states that
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we really have to win Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin have
actually loosened a lot of their voter laws and rules
since the last election, and who knows what they're gonna
pull there. It's way too earthy to celebrate anything at all.
It's fine to feel good. It's good that you feel good.
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And let's set all this aside. We I haven't lost focus.
I haven't lost focus on what really matters. Remember, if
Trump loses in November, but we win every single school
board race in the country, that would be a huge
win for us in a huge loss for them. The
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future of the country is local community, neighborhood, community, town, state, neighborhood, community,
town state. That is the future of our country. That
is the future that will determine, in large part, the
standard of living for yourself. Children. Do you have a
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support system in place? The future is community. We have
local elections to win. Don't sit at home looking at
the poll numbers. We trump Sep. Ten. We're good to go, baby,
and think that you can sit it out. I promise
you one thing. The communist isn't sitting out a thing.
Does this woman seem like she's interested in sitting out
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the coming school board election?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
The People United mobilized and voted down this existential threat
to democracy and freedom. That we continue the march for progress,
that we lay the foundation for a better future, and
that we sought to create a more perfect union.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Progress is possible.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Keep marching.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You think the communist is going to look at the
poll numbers and say, man, I got someone to skip
city council election this November. After all, Kamala Harris doesn't
look like she's gonna win. The Communist will be at
the polls every election. Make sure you are as well.
And now he's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to gop. Senator
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becomes the first member of Congress to demand Kamala and
the Cabinet invoke the twenty fifth Amendment. That's Eric Schmidt
from Missouri, and that's that's a no brainer. At this
point in time, Joe Biden is very clearly not a
functional adult. We will be carrying, as I said, we'll
be carrying his live address to the nation tomorrow night.
We'll carry it here on the show in its entirety.
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But we can't have this. We can't have him running
the country. Scoop. Senate GOP plots new attacks on Kamala Harris.
I love al. This is a scoop. No way you
mean the GOP. They're going to attack the Democrats and
the Democrats nominee in an election year. Wow. Breaking news.
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It's journalist Jesse Ngo responds to allegations it subjected children
to repeated sexual abuse. This is another one of those
nonprofits that exists on your taxpayer dollars. Southwest Key Programs
is the name of the place. Just again, I want
you to know. If you're an immigration squish, you're a barbarian.
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People think I'm a barbarian. I'm the nice one. Biden
cancels nearly a dozen trips after ending the presidential campaign.
Oh he's so checked out. And I don't blame him
at all. And I can't stand this man. If I
got forced out of running for reelection, I wouldn't show
up at a single fundraiser. You'd never see me again.
In fact, they'd catch me naked on the White House
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lawn just eat an ice cream. I'd just be out there,
just naked. No one would to what are they gonna do?
Run him out of the White House At this point
in time, Exclusive President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency
during his time in Las Vegas. This is from my
buddy Jordan Shacktel at the dossier. There's a lot of
interesting scoop around this. We may dig into that a
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little bit tomorrow, but you're gonna have to wait until then.
All right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Aren't
you kind of done with the whole Dome Biden saga thing.
I don't know about you. I'm kind of done with it.
I think it's the email roundup time. It's what it feels.
It feels like an email round up. It feels like
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an hour that's made for that. If you'd like to
send me one of those, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
But let's let's, you know what, let's dig into what
you want to talk about, Oracle, how come there hasn't
been the usual band or gun ban nonsense from the left,
And well, you must have missed Dome today. She got up.
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Actually I don't have the audio. I probably could grab
it for you, but she got up today and came
out talking about gun registrations and gun bands and everything else.
They're never far away from that. One of the congressmen
yesterday when he was interviewing that Kim Cheatah of the
Secret Service, he tried to use it as a push
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for more gun control. Remember, always, always, always remember, for
Democrat politicians, for the elite communists, gum. They may or
may not believe what I'm about to say, but real
true street communists, for them, getting your guns is the
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final victory. They dream about it, they pray for it.
This was Dome today.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Will finally pass red Flag law's universal background checks and
an assault weapons band.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Set her aside. She believes in nothing. We already talked about.
That For the real believing communists, though, there's nothing they
hate more about America than the fact that our citizens
have guns. They can't stand it because all communism is
based on destruction and domination. They can't stand that you
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are armed. It is something that occupies these people's minds
at all times because you being armed prevents them from
hurting you the way they want. They really do. They
they just want to hurt you. They want the freedom
I should say to hurt you. If you don't comply,
they'll be talking about guns now. They're in an interesting
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situation Democrats are now, and that they've already very clearly
they've already nominated Harris, not officially yet, but you see it.
I see it. You're not blind. They've nominated Harris, but
she didn't run in a primary. To stay with me,
this is a pickle that they're in. She didn't run
in a primary. Joe Biden ran in a primary. Harris,
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She's not officially the nominee yet. And while all the
powers that be or lined up behind her, Clive Burne, Clinton,
the Black Caucus that they all, they've all lined up
behind her, she hasn't earned it. And you have a
lot of the dirty street communist groups like Black Lives Matter,
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they're already angry that it looks like it's just being
handed to her. So she should be Remember, we are
three months in change. We are three months away from
election day from the general election. That's how late we
are in this game. Election day is going to be
here in five minutes. That's what it's going to seem like.
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She needs to be running the general election campaign. Of
general election campaigns. I don't know that she could pull
one off that would help her defeat Trump at this
point in time, but that's what she needs to be doing.
But she also has to kind of talk to the
primary voter. She has to try to sell herself to
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the rabid America hating base of the Democrat Party. So
like today that little clip that Christians played about the
gun laws and gun confiscation. Any Democrat will tell you,
especially Democrats in purple states. They'll tell you there's no
bigger loser election loser for Democrats than gun grabbing. Look,
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it works in New York. You can campaign like that
in California. If you're in a state that's even kind
of purple and you're in a general election, you don't
grab guns. You don't. It does not play well in America.
Max Bacchus, he was a senator from my home state
Montana for ages, a Democrat senator and a world class
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heard and there was one issue that he would never
be too far left on, and it was guns. And
one time he did it. I only vaguely remember the
details because I was a kid. One time he made
some gun grabbing move and it almost cost him a seat.
Like that, immediately, if you're in a purple state, you
don't do what she just did. Today, she has to
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run a general election campaign every minute of every day,
but still try to convince the rabid commy base that
she's with them. No, no, no, no, I'm in a
general election campaign. But yeah, we'll confiscate their guns so
you can murder all the people you Hey, She kind
of has to do that to her Commy base is something,
(05:25):
Dear pink Flower, I'm about a year behind you in age.
Since turning forty, I found that the ear and nose
hair trimmer my wife got me as a gag gift
years ago has come to be very useful. You know.
Let me just say, I'm gonna pause. I'll read the
rest of this email in a moment. Don't laugh, Chris,
don't laugh. The wife did something the other day that
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was pretty hurtful. So I have had this thing. I've
had it for the longest time, and I'm gonna pass
this along to you for you to use in your
own life. If you're a terrible person, whenever you have
to buy a card for somebody, you know you got
to go buy a Hallmark card or something like that
for somebody. I have always found it hilarious to buy
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a sympathy card, one of the generic sympathy cards. It
doesn't matter what the occasion is. If it's a wedding card,
you buy a sympathy card. You don't thinking of you
in this dark time. And if it's a graduation, you
buy a sympathy card. If it's a birthday, no matter
how old. You buy a sympathy card, it almost always
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should stress almost It almost always gets a laugh out
of people. We always get calls after we do it
at weddings. My wife is mortified by this practice. I
should know she's mortified that I would do this. But
we always get calls and texts afterwards saying, oh, we
had you know, two hundred cards. Yours was the one
that had us in stitches because it stands out. It's funny.
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It's funny. Well, this formerly nice woman, Abrey I just
had my forty third birthday. She not only got me
a sympathy card. In fact, I think I still have
hang on, I know this is unprofessed. Oh I do.
I still have it? Right here, The front of the
card says with sympathy, And then when I opened up
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the card, the inside of it is to let you
know the thoughts and prayers are with you in your
time of sorrow. That was my birthday card. And then
she wrote on it, sorry about your hair too, love Op.
That's the kind of cruelty I deal with. I know
you know how nice I am and kind and thinking
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of others, But this is the kind of cruelty. What Chris,
what did you have to say what what you thought?
She was giving me an ear and nose trimmer? No, no,
she thinks it's much more hilarious to look over and say, hey,
you gonna pluck that? Ha ha. She thinks it's funny. Anyway,
back to this email, Jesse. This morning, my very gruff
Vietnam vet barber shoved my head into the back of
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the barber chair and spent a few minutes on my
eyebrows like I was in some select the teeny boppers
would frequent. What other fun surprises do I have in
store a year from now? Okay, well, I'll give you
for one. Let me tell you I sympathize with the
with the eyebrow thing a year or two ago maybe
I don't remember how long, but it wasn't long ago.
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It's a lady who cuts my hair. I have this
local barber shop. She does great job. She cuts my hair.
Now she buzzes it down, but she does a great job.
About a year ago, she just drops this on me
out of nowhere. Out of nowhere, all right, So hey,
you want me to finally tackle those eyebrows. I'm all,
excuse me tackle my eyebrows? There is there a and
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I just asked her, I said, why would what's wrong
with my eyebrows? And she gave me that you know
how women do this when they're they're being genuine, they're
really being genuine and kind, but because you can see
right through it, it's actually the meanest thing in the world.
Have you ever gone through this with a woman or ladies?
Have you ever done this to a man or somebody?
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She gave me the shh. Yeah, I know, I've been
noticing it for a while. And I said, excuse me,
how long's how long's a while? And what exactly are
you noticing? And this is when she does again. She
thought she was being kind. She said, well, let me
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show you, and she pulls out one of the handheld
mirrors and holds it right up to my face and
she said, do you see these hairs? They're aren't going
the same way that all the other hairs are going,
and they're sticking out. Do you see those now? And
obviously I can see I'm not blind, she said, do
you see those? Those have been there for a while,
and I've been wanting to trim them. It's just it
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got bad enough. I wanted to say something now for you.
She tried to sell it to me as nicely as
she possibly could. It cut like a knife. It cut
like a knife. I will tell you want to know
something else, You're gonna look forward to pow and there.
I'll give this for you. Then we're gonna get onto
more anti communism and illegal womigrat should have other things.
I told you I went to the movie with the
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wife and kids the other day. That's when the Joe
Biden news dropped that he was dropping out. I told
you this last night. I now am in trouble if
I go to the movies and I forget my glasses.
If I happen to forget my glasses at the house,
it pretty much ruins the movie. The movie is quite blurry.
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You may be mocking me right now. You may be
pointing at the lad radio A haha, he's so old,
And you know what, that's fine. I used to do
the same thing to my dad all the time. I'm
just here to tell you that day's coming for you
one day. Yes it is, Chris. I can't wait till
what happens to Chris. Gosh, we're just gonna celebrate all night.
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The first time these things start happening to Chris. When
the hair starts going out of your ears, when it
starts going out of the end of your nose, Chris,
when the eyes start going yes, Chris, out of the
timp man. It happens every now and then. You'll wake
up in the morning and you're look in the mirror
and you go, oh, jeez, what it happens. I'm telling you,
all right, we should we should talk about illegal immigration.
(11:11):
Should You know? Freedom is not free, and that's why
that's totally the wrong button. I meant to hit this,
but either way, illegal immigration talk next. He doesn't care
if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember you
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can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. This
one absolutely guild me. Joe Biden says he's not going anywhere.
He'll be out there helping him.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
By the way, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to
be out there in the campaign with her, with Kama
I'm going to be working like hell, both as a
sitting president and legislation passed as well as in campaigning.
You know what, we still need to save this democracy.
And Trump. Trump is still a danger to the community.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Joe sounds like he's feeling great. Hey, Jesse, the solution
is simple. For illegal immigration, zero benefits, never a Social
Security number, no school enrollment, no Section eight, no nothing. Ever, Well,
that's the problem with this email is that's true. But
what we're lacking is the will we live in a country.
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I remember this like it was yesterday. You remember, I
ran for Congress in Arizona, and you're always going all
over the state campaigning. And I was down in the
Tucson area, That's where I was running for Congress. But
Phoenix is the major city in Arizona. It's where so
much of the political power and political money comes from.
You're always doing events in Phoenix if you're running for
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Congress anywhere in Arizona. I had to go up to Phoenix.
The state Republican Party was having some big candidate forum
meet and greed event. And I was still basic in
my knowledge of how completely broken our laws and our
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government system is. We were in this event. It was
not a huge event, fifty seventy five people something like that.
We're in this event and I'm speaking and this group
of people I don't remember this the exact amount, three
to five, not a big group of people. But this
group of people came in shouting, carrying signs, and they
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were illegals. They were illegals protesting the election of any
border Hawk Republican like I was. And they came storming
into the headquarters. There were law enforcement cops and sheriffs
posted inside of the headquarters and outside of the headquarters,
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and they just came in. And I remember I was
on the microphone. Actually I turned and said, why are
all these people not arrested immediately? It was not long
ago there was a huge protest in New York City
of illegals and I don't remember how many, so I
don't want to put a number on it, but there
were a lot more than five or six. It was
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legions of them filled up the streets, illegals marching down
the street. And I realize, we are a million miles
away from anything that's normal or appropriate or good in
this country. Do you get even if you're one of
the middle of the road types listening to me right now,
do you understand how insane that is that you can
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illegally enter the United States of America, and while you're
here you can receive social security, housing, free education, free
medical care, and you can protest in the middle of
the street without fear of arrest and deportation. Traditionally, historically,
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if you are in a country illegally, whether you overstayed,
you're welcome, or whether you came in illegally, you would
live in perpetual fear of any kind of contact with
law enforcement because you naturally assumed and correctly assumed that
if they found you and found out you weren't a citizen,
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you would be immediately arrested for the crime you have
already committed and deported. Here in the United States of America,
they go on television and brack about it. They'll do
it in front of city hall. Do you understand how
insane that is? And you're right, it would be simple.
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But this is one of the things that I've been
blackpilling about. This is one of the things I've been
cynical about, is this concept of mass deportation. We even
most of the right, we're not ready for the fact
women will have to be arrested. Do you understand that
it's not all gonna be ms Thirteen guys with tattoos
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on their foreheads children will have to be detained and
deported with their parents. Are you ready for the tears,
the cries? Ah, this is Loupe and are seventeen kids
lookout sad Pepe is Oh my gosh, we're not ready.
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And then you'll get you'll get in the now. That's
not what this guy is saying. So I'm not insulting
his email. But then you'll get people who say things,
we don't even have to deport them all, Jesse. You
just just cut off their benefits, as if that's something
that can just be done from the White House. It's
not even something that can be done from the White
House and from Congress. Necessarily, the individual states where the
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White House has no jurisdiction at all. Individual states and
individual cities within these states they have their own rules.
So there's no just well we just need to blank
fill in the blank. That's not how it works at all,
because you're right, conceptually, cut off all the benefits and
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they'll go. They'll be gone, period and a story at
a story, that's it. They used to do it. We
did it before with I nine verification. They actually did
enforced that, and there used to be lines of people
heading south imagine that. Imagine living in a country like that.
Everyone just kind of packed up their stuff. Well, crap,
can't work, no money, no benefits, We're going home, and
they pack up and leave. So you're right, it could
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happen if the political will was there. The GOP doesn't
have the will, and the dirty communists don't have any
intention of it, because this is part of their plan
to burn the country down. And I didn't mean to
be supersnic there. I just want to temper everyone's expectations.
I realize mass deportation it's the right thing to do,
it's the only thing to do. It's the only way
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to save the country. And I have no doubt that
there are some good people who intend to do that
if Trump wins the election. If you believe we're going
to mass deport five million people, even one million people
after the election, please call into the show. I have
a beautiful bridge in San Francisco and it is on
sale right now. I would love to sell it to you, Okay.
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It's what, Chris, It's so sm.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Not an attempt to bent TikTok. It's an attempt to make
TikTok better. T tech toe a winner, a winner.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Can we talk for a moment before I get back
to emails about how powerful Nancy Pelosi is? Think about
this As we get more and more information about the
palace coup they ran on Joe Biden, what we're finding
out is Nancy Pelosi. She certainly wasn't the only one.
Chuck Schumer went there, a lot of people have threatened him,
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a lot of people did things, But Nancy Pelosi appears
to be the one who pretty much ordered Joe Biden
to step down. Nancy Pelosi isn't Speaker of the House anymore.
She's not even officially the highest ranking Democrat in the
(20:48):
House of Representatives anymore. That's Akeem Jeffries. Joe Biden is
the President of the United States of America, and Queen
Bee went strolling right into the Oval office and told him, Joe,
one way or the other, you're leaving. You decide. Remember
that quote, Remember that quote from yesterday. She said, Hey,
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we could do this the easy way or the hard way.
We gave you three weeks the easy way time is over.
Now it's about to be the hard way. Nancy Pelosi
threatened the President out of the White House. I know, Chris,
it's kind of awesome. I mean, it's terrific. But see,
this is the problem. I always get in trouble because
I love Nancy Pelosi. I know that she's the worst
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human being on the planet. I know, man, I would
give anything for fighters like that on our team. What
would you give for even one Republican who's that cunning
and ruthless? Ruthless? They don't even bother talking tough, Chris.
Even when the Republicans are being angry with the press,
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they'll say something along the lines of, you know, that's
a very biased question, that's not a very fair question.
Pelosi is the one who understands you treat these people
like filthuld remember the last one? The audio is bad?
Or right? Have you pull it up? I don't think
the audio wasn't very good. But some reporter is asking
Nancy Pelosi questions about, hey, did you tell Joe Biden
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to step down? Are you gonna tell him to step down?
And Pelosi said she essentially told the reporter, I'm not
going to be talking about this right now. I'm going
to try to keep this private and Nancy. The reporter
keeps going and going and going, and Nancy finally stops
and looks at her, looks at her and just says it.
This is verbatim. She says, am I speaking English to you.
Nancy's not doing the Republican This isn't fair, That is biased.
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Nancy just look at you in your face and call
you a freaking idiot, and she'll call on someone else. Gosh,
I love her. It's social.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
He's not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt
to make TikTok better. Tick tech toe a winner, a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Jesse, what headphones do you use? You say? They don't
go in your ear some things so I can still
hear the world and be safe when I walk. Ladies,
especially you fellas you too, but ladies especially you get
those stupid freaking earphones off of your ear when you're
out in public and take the earbuds that stick in
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your ear. Get those freaking things out too. And I know,
like I said, I know it's nice to walk out doors,
jog outdoors. I get it, Ladies, there are predators all
over the freaking place. Get yourself some earphones that rest
on your ear. Mind, are these are not fancy or
nicer or anything. I think there were ninety nine dollars.
(23:39):
What are these called? These are after Shocks is the brand.
But they're not the only one who does this that
there are others. They're called bone conduction sounds. Really freaking fancy.
There's nothing that goes in my ear. If you're watching
on the simulcast right now, you can see I hate
having things in or on my ears. It's always bothered me.
They are on the outside of my ear, and they
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kind of pressed down, not hard, on the very front
of your ear where that little nipple thing is what
do you call that thing, Chris whatever, that little nipple
thing in the front of your ear. They kind of
press down in front of that so I can hear
anything I play. If I want to play lovely sounds,
I can hear him clear as day. So I don't
know how they do it. But I can also hear
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around me. If Chris is talking to me, then I
regret it. But if it's not Chris that I can
hear when people are talking to me. You can hear
if someone's running up on you. Ladies, be safe, be safe,
be safe please, when you're out, working, out, enjoying outdoor activities,
and that includes that includes the public areas that you like.
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I'm talking about public parks. Oh but it's a path, no, Jesse,
we're here in Idaho. No, that doesn't happen down in Mississippi.
Predators they stalk their prey. Go look up all the
stories of the women who've been attacked when they're out jogging,
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when they're out walking. I'm not telling you to stop
exercising and not trying to be mister funsucker. Please get
the freaking headphones off of your ears. There are very
very bad people about and if you'd like one last
little bit of information that's going to make you cringe, sorry,
I am what I am. I have to tell you.
Every single state has a sex offender registry. Every single
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state does. Go do an Internet search right now for
your area code and Sex Offender Registry in your state.
Go to If you're from I mentioned Mississippi, go look
up Mississippi Sex Offender Registry. There'll be a website. Put
in your area code, and here's what you might be
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doing right now. Look, if you're in New York, shout
out to UWR. If you're in New York, you already
know you're surrounded by dirt. Pause. It's a big city.
There's millions of people. But people in rural areas, they'll
dismiss what I just said. Nah, Jesse, not out here.
We're in West Texas. Jesse, you don't know. We're in
New Mexican. No, no, No. You put in your area
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code and look who lives around you. You'll be mortified.
I do this everywhere I go, whether I'm rural city,
I did out of curiosity. When I'm moving a place
or visiting, I'll do it where I go. I have
never once looked that thing up without several hits on it,
and oftentimes I don't know if this is universal. You
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can read about their crimes of the people who live
close to you. Now, think about that the next time
you put on that cute looking little jog bra. Ladies,
and your little shorty shorts because it's hot, and then
throw the stupid noise canceling headphones over your ears. I
can't stand that, Dear Jesse. Republicans in the House will
be holding hearings so on and so forth the FBI
active investigation. What can be done to penetrate the no
(26:51):
comment on an active investigation scam? Here's the truth. Unless
the GOP is willing, unless the House GOP is willing
to defund or in the very least cut funding to
these agencies, then we will never, ever, ever overcome the
(27:12):
can't comment on an ongoing investigation thing. Doesn't matter how
many hearings they have, doesn't matter how many fire lines
they drop on and in.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
According to some of the testimony today, I feel that
you have perjured yourself in some instances, and so I'm
going to ask for a full review of the transcripts
by staff, and if you find that to be the case,
I do ask that you bring perjury charges against the director.
I will say this, it is very frustrating, and I've
talked to my colleagues and we've said it to your
face that you have been up here basically stonewalling our
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ability to get the answers to the American people. And
what I will also say is that every single member
of Congress does not feel safe with you in charge.
You have heard that, and I think that we are
all sitting ducks with you and directing the Secret Service currently.
But more importantly, it sends a message to our adversaries
that we are not protected and we are one of
the strongest countries in the world. So you have essentially
made us a less safe country because of it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
As of a result of that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I'm asking you to formally step down. I share my
same opinions as my Democrat colleagues.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, look, that's a great speech, and that's Anna Pauline
A Luna is her name. I've actually been very very
impressed with her, especially as a young member of Congress,
so this is no insult towards her. That's a great speech.
It all sounds good, and Kim Cheto resigned. But unless
the GOP is willing to actually cut funding, none of
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this actually matters. And the GOP has signaled to the
Communists time and time and time again they won't cut
a dime. So all this really is for show. It's
really just for show. Unless you're willing to cut the
FBI's funding. You can interrogate Christopher Ray every other day,
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doesn't really matter. All right, we have one segment left.
We're gonna get to that. Before we get to that,
I want to get to your pain, not your emotional pain,
like the kind of pain I go through working with Chris.
I want to talk about your physical pain, the daily pain,
the pain that sucks your freaking life away. That's what
(29:19):
pain does. Daily pain. I remember when I had that
free You remember when I had that stress fracture on
my foot. It just it was soul sucking every single
step you took. That's what it's like to live with
daily pain your neck, your back, your muscles. Start taking
relief Factor. Try at least try relief Factor. It's natural,
(29:40):
it's drug free, it was developed by doctors. It probably
won't even take three weeks, but after three weeks you
will know you take it every single day and it
helps support your body's natural response to inflammation. Call one
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(30:00):
Factor dot com. All right, we'll be back. I'm God
on ANIMALI side on me. Yes, yes, Kelly, you're listening
to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly
Show on a Tuesday final segment on a Tuesday. You
can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, Sir Jesse.
(30:25):
It seems like in recent every time I hear people
talk about Trump, they say president Trump, not former or future.
My question is, do you think we could be getting
ahead of ourselves? Well, for one, it's very common to
refer to former presidents as president. It's still mister president,
(30:45):
it would be. But are we getting ahead of ourselves?
You bet we are? You bet we are. I have
been hesitant to pile on this because it is good
to just feel good and celebrate every now and then.
We are still dealing with the attempted assassination of the
Republican nominee. They tried to kill Trump. He lived. It's
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good to be happy about that. Even if you're one
of these people who hates him, you should be very
happy about that. Just oh my goodness, that would have
put us in just an even worse place than we are.
And then we just had the convention. Conventions are always
a big come together, heal and celebrate thing. That's what
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they always are. And I was nervous that the Trump
faction and the desantisfaction, because there's so much bad blood
still there. I was worried that wouldn't happen, But that
all happened. DeSantis got invited to speak. That wouldn't happen
without Trump's request, without Trump's permission. Anyway, DeSantis spoke, and
Trump spoke, and that's it was good. And it's good
(31:52):
to feel good after a convention, and it's good. It's
good to feel good about the poll numbers. The poll
keep coming out and Harris does worse than friggin' Biden,
and it's good to feel good about that for a
little bit. Remember, three months is a long time. Dome
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has a lot of money, money she is going to unload.
She has a campaign infrastructure already in place because she's
using Joe Biden's campaign infrastructure, which he handed to her.
No matter what you or I think about Dome and
her lack of ability when it comes to personal skills
(32:34):
and really anything, no matter what we happen to think
about Dome, there is a big boy juggernaut, super professional
Democrat communist machine campaign that's going to be campaigning on
her behalf. And we haven't even gotten to the ballot
box issues, the ballot chasing issues, because the states that
(32:56):
we really have to win Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin have
actually loosened a lot of their voter laws and rules
since the last election, and who knows what they're gonna
pull there. It's way too earthy to celebrate anything at all.
It's fine to feel good. It's good that you feel good.
(33:17):
And let's set all this aside. We I haven't lost focus.
I haven't lost focus on what really matters. Remember, if
Trump loses in November, but we win every single school
board race in the country, that would be a huge
win for us in a huge loss for them. The
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future of the country is local community, neighborhood, community, town, state, neighborhood, community,
town state. That is the future of our country. That
is the future that will determine, in large part, the
standard of living for yourself. Children. Do you have a
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support system in place? The future is community. We have
local elections to win. Don't sit at home looking at
the poll numbers. We trump Sep. Ten. We're good to go, baby,
and think that you can sit it out. I promise
you one thing. The communist isn't sitting out a thing.
Does this woman seem like she's interested in sitting out
(34:24):
the coming school board election?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
The People United mobilized and voted down this existential threat
to democracy and freedom. That we continue the march for progress,
that we lay the foundation for a better future, and
that we sought to create a more perfect union.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Progress is possible.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Keep marching.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You think the communist is going to look at the
poll numbers and say, man, I got someone to skip
city council election this November. After all, Kamala Harris doesn't
look like she's gonna win. The Communist will be at
the polls every election. Make sure you are as well.
And now he's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to gop. Senator
(35:22):
becomes the first member of Congress to demand Kamala and
the Cabinet invoke the twenty fifth Amendment. That's Eric Schmidt
from Missouri, and that's that's a no brainer. At this
point in time, Joe Biden is very clearly not a
functional adult. We will be carrying, as I said, we'll
be carrying his live address to the nation tomorrow night.
We'll carry it here on the show in its entirety.
(35:42):
But we can't have this. We can't have him running
the country. Scoop. Senate GOP plots new attacks on Kamala Harris.
I love al. This is a scoop. No way you
mean the GOP. They're going to attack the Democrats and
the Democrats nominee in an election year. Wow. Breaking news.
(36:06):
It's journalist Jesse Ngo responds to allegations it subjected children
to repeated sexual abuse. This is another one of those
nonprofits that exists on your taxpayer dollars. Southwest Key Programs
is the name of the place. Just again, I want
you to know. If you're an immigration squish, you're a barbarian.
(36:31):
People think I'm a barbarian. I'm the nice one. Biden
cancels nearly a dozen trips after ending the presidential campaign.
Oh he's so checked out. And I don't blame him
at all. And I can't stand this man. If I
got forced out of running for reelection, I wouldn't show
up at a single fundraiser. You'd never see me again.
In fact, they'd catch me naked on the White House
(36:52):
lawn just eat an ice cream. I'd just be out there,
just naked. No one would to what are they gonna do?
Run him out of the White House At this point
in time, Exclusive President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency
during his time in Las Vegas. This is from my
buddy Jordan Shacktel at the dossier. There's a lot of
interesting scoop around this. We may dig into that a
(37:13):
little bit tomorrow, but you're gonna have to wait until then.
All right, that's all
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