August 1, 2024 • 38 mins
Don’t marry a commie, no matter how hot. You'll end up miserable. You must run commies out of your society. Israel taking out a Hamas commander in Iran. Race hustlers making sure they have a paycheck coming. Clay and Bucks hottest congressman list. Getting more involved in local politics and finding a great candidate.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Oh my gosh, I'm
so happy to be back. All right, So let's talk
about Dome for a minute. So there's a bunch of emails.
I want to get to it. Yeah, we're going to
get to this assassination. Assassinations. I'm sure if you're watching
the news at all, it's all kicking off over there.
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It is real. WW. Three little things like that. We'll
get to that in a minute. But people are beginning
to notice something about Dome and her campaign. She's not
giving press conferences. She's acting as if she's the acting
president when she's not. She's acting as if she's the
nominee and she's not. That's not until the convention. Not
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the nominee. She's not the president, and she's not answering questions.
Here's a headline right here from Breitbart, Kamala hiding. Kamala
no press conferences ten days after announcing presidential run. She
even got up today gave some little stupid statement. The
audio is awful, so I'm not gonna play it for you.
And media started shouting questions, she gave a statement, She
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turned around and walked away. Why well, let me explain.
You know how I talk about communists and how they
only understand fear and pain, and how you have to
deal with communists firmly. You cannot live and let live
with them. You cannot coexist with communists. You must run
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them out of your society, run them out of positions
of power, and when you encounter them, you must deal
with them severely. For instance, you get it to one
of these climate nutjob commies gluing himselves to paintings and
things like that, you have to throw that person in
prison for ten years a decade, automatic prison sentence, mandatory
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minimum gone ten years. You have to lock him in
a cage. Otherwise other communists like him, they won't stop.
They have to be dealt with severely fear and pain.
The local communist on your school board, you can't coexist
with him, You can't logically speak to him, you can't
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reason with him or her. Oftentimes it's a her. Most
of the time it's a her on the school board.
You must take that person's power away from them. You
have to run against them, work hard, endure the viciousness
and take their power from them. You have to make
an enemy. Communists only understand fear and pain and what
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happens if you don't. Well, you have to understand how
the communist thinks. The communists. At his heart, he is
a revolutionary. He is a gorilla fighting revolutionary. Every communist
revolution is fought in its beginning by people out of
power trying to bounce the people in power. That's how
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every communist revolution is fought. He fights as if he's
a gorilla fighter. He's an outsider. Therefore, he's always, always,
always probing. He is probing. What does that mean? Probing?
If I have a camp, Let's say you know what
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I'm in Queison, Vietnam. One of the most famous battles
of Vietnam, Quison. What happened a lot at Kaison? Probing
meaning enemy sappers, enemy infiltrators. What do they do? They
try at different locations, and they try different times of
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day to get up to the lines, to get through
the lines. So they'll pick the northwest corner of the camp.
Let's try at midnight. What we're gonna do is we're
gonna send ten guys at the northwest corner of the camp.
We'll try to get in there and kill all those marines.
And the ten guys you're crawling in with. Three of
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them get blown up by the land mines we put
out there. A couple get caught on the barb wire.
Another couple more get mowed down by a machine gun.
Nest was looking at Okay, what was that? A failure? No, no,
not a failure. They were probing, and they found out
if you're gonna probe, if you're gonna attack this camp,
you don't go into the northwest count corner. Okay, discount
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that northwest corner aside. Let's try the southeast corner at
nine am tomorrow. See what I mean. That's called probing,
probing defenses, What works, what doesn't work. The communist is
constantly probing, seeing what he can get away with. See
being soft spots, looking for soft spots, I should say,
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weak spots in your defenses. And the communists just did
this for three and a half years. They elected Joe
Biden as President of the United States of America. He's
not a functional adult. He can't think on his feet anymore,
he can't complete sentences. And for three and a half
years they wanted to see, Hey, what if what if
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we just never gave press conferences with Joe? You realize
he never did them ever, And when he would randomly
sprinkle one in, it was completely scripted. And he was
too he was too mentally gone to cover it up.
Remember he'd pull up the sheets, hold on, let me
look here, I'm reading this and they told me to
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call on Amber Johnson with CNN. That's what it says
to me, all scripted. He just never gave them. They
did as soon as they just tucked him in with
his blanky at about three in the afternoon, as soon
as his mind melted into goo, they tucked him into bed,
and they sent corin Diversity higher out there, and they
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wanted to see, hey, we know the media is in
the tank for us, but what if what if we
just never answered any of their questions? What will they do?
And for three and a half years, the media went
along with it. The media allowed them to get away
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with it. The only time the media ever brought this
up with any degree of seriousness is when when they
decided with the system that they wanted Joe Biden to
no longer be the nominee. That was the first and
only time they started demanding press conferences. He needs to
answer questions. Why is the president harding from us? This
isn't right. Well, now that's the new model going forward.
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If you're Democrats. If you're a Democrat right now, what
do you know? You know that you're going to raise
a ton of money for this presidential campaign. They're gonna
raise a ton of money. There's all kinds of billionaire
comedies out there. You're gonna raise a ton of money.
You know you're gonna be able to run ads social media.
You know also that your candidate is awful. This is
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something Democrats know, Republicans know. Everyone knows Dome is awful.
I mean, come on, you all know.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Just win in twenty twenty and we don't do it
again in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We gonna do it again a twenty twenty four. I'm
in Atlanta. Let's get some biscuits. Baby. She's an awful candidate.
Everyone hates her. Republicans ader, Democrats, hater, men, hater, women, hater.
Nobody likes Dome. Nobody does. So you know you have
a terrible candidate. Well, what's the smart strategy? If you
were just taught by the media that you could get
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away with hiding whoever the candidate is. Why wouldn't you
just just make sure she'd ever ask to answer a question,
Go let her sit down for softball, gimme interviews. Never
make her get in front of the press and have
to feel random questions. This reporter, that reporter, that reporter
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just hider. And communists, after all that probing, probing the lines,
they figured out the media would allow them to get
away with it. You see that's the difference. Donald Trump
goes and sits down at this association of Black journalists,
and this is what he can is told.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Four congressman woment color who were American citizens, to go
back to where they came from. You have used words
like animal and rabbit to describe black district attorneys. You've
attacked black journalists, calling them a loser, saying the questions
that they ask are quote stupid and racist. So my question, sir.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Now, I love all a letter continue. I love the
premise it is. It is something to listen to. How
you just can't insult black people ever? To these people
if you're black, for this woman, you were immune from
any and all criticism at all times. How embarrassing Is
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that what an embarrassing way, now that.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
You were asking black supporters to vote for you, Why
should black voters trust you after you have used language
like that.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, I'm going to pause for a moment. Obviously
it's a garbage question this though, this was an outstanding answer.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been
asked a question so in such a horrible manner. A
first question. You don't even say, hello, how are you?
I think it's disgraceful that I came here in good spirit.
I love the black population of this country. I've done
so much for the black population of this country. I
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think it's a very rude introduction. I don't know exactly
why you would do something like that. And let me
go a step further. I was invited here, and I
was told my opponent, whether it was Biden or Kamala,
I was told my opponent was going to be here.
It turned out my opponent isn't here. You invited me
under false pretense, and then you were half an hour
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la just so we understand, they couldn't get their equipment
working or something.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I think it's a very nasty I love that he's
just completely blasting away at her, and she can't take it.
She can't even shut her freaking mouth for thirty seconds.
She can't help.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I have answered the question. I have been the best
president for the black population since Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's my answers. That is how you answer that question. Now,
as far as going into that environment where we can
talk about that really quickly, we'll do that some emails.
We're going to talk about assassinations and taco bell before
we get to that. I want to get to we
talked earlier about the nine to eleven mass mind Khalid
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Chik Muhammad and these other dirt balls who are now
getting plea deals are not going to get the death penalty.
And I understand. I can tell from the emails that
that is creating a lot of emotions and a lot
of people, and I understand. But remember, there is a
lot of good that managed to come from that horrible,
horrible dark day, and we shouldn't forget about that. What
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the amount of people who have started to care more
about our first responders and their families they leave behind,
the number of people who have started to care and
be more aware of gold star families they leave behind
because of things that happened since then. That's one of
the bright spots and a really really horrible thing. Tunnel
to Towers, let's remember them. Tunnel to Towers is the
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one making sure these widows and orphans are cared for,
including fallen first responder families. You know it's firefighter, fimlies,
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bucks a month t twot dot org. We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Truth attitude.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Jesse Kelly, I should have been an assassin. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you that tomorrow is asking
doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris, did you see
how you people blew up this guy? And iron? I
didn't mean, I know you're not anyway. Here's what happened.
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The Israelis are they're they're killing everybody. They're assassinating their enemies.
Hesboloff few days ago launched a rocket, killed a bunch
of freaking kids, freaking kids. Man, it's said killed a
bunch of Israeli kids. Well, the Israelis don't. They don't
exactly take that crap lying down, so they started assassinating people.
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It's just too cool. I can't wrap my mind around
how cool this is. One of the Hamas dudes. He
was in Tehran, he was in Iran. He was in
a compound, a protected compound. Apparently months months ago, some
workers showed up at this guy's home. One of the
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workers is an undercover Israeli spy. The spy leaves a
bomb in the dude's bedroom, hides a bomb in the
dude's bedroom, which just stays in there for months. I'm
just dying to know. I have to know where it was.
One day they're going to write a book or it's
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going to be revealed. Was it was it in the
alarm clock? Maybe not, because people don't really use alarm
clocks anymore. A lot of people don't, do you. What
do you say, Chris? What Chris said? It had to
be bigger than that. No, listen to me, It doesn't
take very much Tanner. You know what, we don't need
to talk about that on the air. It wouldn't need
to be that big if you knew he was right? Anyway,
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was it an alarm clock that they put it in
the ceiling fan in his bed? I would guess it
had to be somewhere in the vicinity of the bed.
Who knows, But either way, the dude that's just sleeping
on it or close to it for months and then
they launched this attack and boom, just blow the dude up.
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And I realized that as we speak, rockets are being
launched from Lebanon and Israel, and we may very well
be on the cusp of World War III and the
apocalypse and Jesus returning. I understand all of these things.
But still, that's really freaking cool, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's amazing. You know what else is cool? I think
it's cool. I should say I have mixed emotions about it.
We'll get back to politics and the emails in just
a moment. I'm a major change is coming to Taco
Bell's drive throughs. They're going to start putting a artificial
intelligence as part of the drive through And initially I
saw I read that headline and I liked it because,
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let's be honest, Taco Bell, while being delicious. The employees
are all morons for the most part. If you go
into Taco Bell, you're not at Chick fil A. You're
in Taco Bell, and you know it right away. I
don't know that I've ever ordered Taco Bell from someone
who wasn't high. It's where you're at when you're in
Taco Bell, and it is frustrating when they forget my
gordita or something like that. But isn't that part of
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the adventure, part of the experience of going to Taco Bell.
It's like going to Mexico. I know I'm gonna get
some good food, But isn't the danger of even drinking
the water? Doesn't it add a little something to the trip?
I say it does. If Taco Bell starts to get
my order right every single time because they computerize it,
does it not take something away from it? I feel
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like it does. I feel like it does. Chris, there's
got to be some kosher stuff at Taco Bell. You
like Taco Bell, Doesn't it take something away from it?
I think it does a little bit. See Chris and
Greece pottymouth Jesse what he said. I've been listening to
your show since twenty twenty. I haven't missed an episode. Occasionally,
I'll hear you catch yourself mid sentence before you say
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a knotty word on the air. Do you ever let
the marine mouse slip? And if so, how do you
cover it up? No? No, no, And.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I really do not. I take that back. I strive
not to. I don't want to be a liar. I
strive to not speak like that in my personal life
as well. I do not succeed, but I strive to
keep it. You know, you really shouldn't speak like a
potty mouth. You really freaking shouldn't. So I strive to
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not do that. I've never once, Chris, have I ever
done that on the air? And Chris backed me up
on that. I've never once done it on the air.
They've never had to dump it or anything like that.
But that's mainly because I don't do it a ton
in my personal life, especially when I get fired up,
it may occasionally almost come out, but just like at
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the house, especially when I'm around my boys, one of
the main reasons I don't is I don't want my
boys speaking that way. When I'm around my boys, I don't.
Now that said, I really wish. I wish this was different,
and I am not. I'm not proud of what I'm
about to say. Again, I'm really not proud of it.
When I hurt myself, I do. I can control myself.
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And almost every other time when I stub my toe,
bang my head. Remember when I burnt my fingers a
couple weeks ago, I still don't have feeling in my
middle finger. I should note. Remember when I burnt my
fingers a couple weeks ago. Both my sons were right
there when I grabbed the outside of that deep fryer
that I didn't know was on and I scalded my hand.
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I still just just now got rid of the blister.
They grew up that day. They grew up a lot
that day, and I get so embarrassed afterwards because I
know what a terrible example that is. All right, let's
talk about the Biden presidency, what's happening in Venezuela, young
men falling for older women and some emails. Before we
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do any of that, let's talk about your phone, you know,
let's talk about your morals, your values. We talk about
culture all the time. Culture, culture, this culture that will
What is culture? What your society and what your society
incentivizes versus what it disincentivizes. That's all culture is. So
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Speaker 1 (19:34):
Back truth attitude.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Wishing everybody
a very, very very on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And of course I'm so happy to be back here.
I wanted to go over just a couple quick things. First.
This was that Sonny Hustin chick on the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think, when I'm a biracial person, right, I have
a black father and a white mother, and the KKK
is going to find me and round me up with
every other black person. And so I think the you know,
this is my lived experience and it's her lived experience,
and I think to question someone's racial identity, especially him.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
The KKK is going to find me and round me
up with every other black person. I've talked about this before.
I'm just going to speak about it briefly. I went
to a comedy show one time with ob with my wife,
and it was one of these hilarious black comedians, one
of the kings of comedy, and he starts his joke.
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You know, they get serious about something beforehand. He starts
one of his jokes by talking in a very serious manner.
He's dead serious about how there was a coming race
war where the white people were going to attack all
the blacklack people in America. And of course that's insane, right,
it's insane. But when you when you start listening to that,
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you think to yourself, at least I did as I
was sitting there listening to it. How what are the
influences in this person's life where he believes that. Who
do you listen to, who do you watch? What are
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your influences that have led you to believe that's something
that's anywhere in the realm of possibility or something that
might happen out there. And it occurs to me, this
really isn't about her or him, or or black people
or white people or anything else. This is more about
the people who live their lives entirely in the world
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of make believe. They are insane by any definition of
the word. They are insane because they believe, without a
doubt things that have no not even the tiniest bit
of truth in them at all. And that is so
freaking sad. And what makes me angry is people like
this sonny woman. They like that, and they try to
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keep that up. They try to ensure that other people
live in that world of make believe. And that is
so freaking sick and wrong. It's just it's wild to me.
I got a kick out of this one. Biden privately
ways how to use the time left in his presidency.
This is from the Washington Post. Now the media. Now
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they're pretending like Joe Biden's a functional adult again, as
if this human being is sitting around having deep thoughts
about his legacy or doing right for America. And the
final months, Joe Biden's not even there. Joe Biden's they're
practically holding his hand to sign anything he needs to
be signed at this time. Headline, More younger men find
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themselves falling for older women, and vice versa. More young
women are finding themselves falling for older men. Well, look,
not here to point fingers at anybody or anything like that,
but I will say the only thing I find sad
about that. Honestly, you date whoever you want to date.
You're into whatever you're into. The only thing I find
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sad about that is if you dig into it. It's
the reasons for it. It's because young people are having
such a difficult time and older people. Actually, this isn't
unique to young people. People are having such a difficult
time finding a suitable mate in their age group that
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now they will leave their age group. If you dig
into this, or you dig into any of these studies
or talk to any of these people, if you're some
older dude who let's say you're my age forty three
and you want to date twenty three year olds, certainly
not my thing. A bob ever runs out on me,
you can lose my number if your twenty three year old,
cause I think you're way too annoying. But if you're
one of these dudes who likes that you're into that,
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I understand, because that means you've run into nothing but
a bunch of hags and harpies who are your age,
and you're looking for somebody younger who just wants to
be nice to be around and treat you nice. And
I get it. And if you're a young lady and
you're you're looking for old dudes like me, I get
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it because I am so attractive. No, I'm kidding. If
you're a young lady and you're looking for old dudes,
I get it. Young men today, so many of them
are are so listless and lost and demoralized and uninspiring.
And not to mention, how many of them are so
incredibly feminine, how my feelings, I respect, my spaces, my
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mental health. I mean, who wants to date that? That's
freaking horrible. Honestly, the idea of a young dating an
older person or marrying one doesn't bother me at all. Again,
you're into whatever you're into.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
But the reasons they're doing it I find. I just
think it's really sad how our young people are racing.
Young men and young women. They're racing in opposite directions,
and it's making it very, very difficult to find a mate.
And that brings me to this. And this is probably
going to offend some people, but remember they did that
White women for Kamala Harris, really really cringey thing, but
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this was part of it.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Aerial Phodar, affectionately known as missus Frazzle to her combined
audience of over one point five million followers, is here
to help gentle parents us through this election. Thank you, Hi, everybody.
I am so honored to speak today. I am like
shaking to just be among such incredible company.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
We are gosh, they all talk like this too.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Here because as if you were here earlier, you've heard
BIPOC women have tapped us in as white women to
step up, listen and get involved this election season.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
This is a really.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Important time and we all need to use our voices
and influence for the greater good.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh my gosh, I can't take it anymore. So I'm
going to say something, and actually I'm going to talk
to the men here. Ladies, it applies to you as well,
but I see this happen more often with men, and
you should know. I have had this very frank conversation
with my sons, including this morning at breakfast. I had
it again. Hear me out. If you are a young man,
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I don't care how hot she is. Don't you ever
marry some commie witch. She will destroy you. She will
destroy your happiness. She will break you away from your
friends and your family. You will find yourself strange from
everyone who genuinely cares about you, and your life will
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be miserable. I could tell you story after story after story,
sitting in this stack of emails, things people have sent
to me. Jesse, I married when I'm paying for it. Jesse,
my son married one. He won't speak to us anymore. Jesse. Oh,
it's a laundry list of heart breaking stories. Jesse. My
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brother and I were so close. He married one. I
haven't spoken to him in five years. Jesse. Gentlemen and ladies,
it applies to you too, but it happens less often
to you, because dudes tend to be on the right,
women tend to be on the left. Gentlemen, I don't
care how hot she is. You want a dater for
a couple of weeks and smooch with her at red Lobster,
that's totally your business. Don't you ever, ever, ever unequally
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yoke yourself and put the ring on the finger of
one of these commie witches, or the rest of your
life will be miserable and horrible. Don't do it, gentlemen,
Be strong enough, be brave enough, be man enough to
say no, I'm walking away, or tell her no, you're
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going to make changes, or I'm gone. I don't conform
to you. You better be man enough to do that.
And that's not me being mean. I know I'm gonna
get all kinds of hate mail. I don't give a
crap about that. Take your hairdmail and shove it you fellas.
Be strong enough. This is Daddy Jesse trying to help you.
I'm trying to save you from a life of misery.
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And Ladies, it does apply to you too, in a
smaller sense. If you're one of the anti communist times
who listen to this show, and you have some little
fruitcake you're trying to get to bury. You do yourself
a favor and dump him off at Starbucks and go
to the gun range and find a real man. All right,
make your life easier and better. All right, we'll talk
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about World War three. We'll do some emails, Venezuela, do
as much as we can possibly cram into. Before we
do that, I want you to cram some rough greens
into your dog. I actually don't. You don't have to
cram anything. You probably just pour the rough greens on
your dog's food because they love it. You see, dog
food is dead food. Dog food is dead food. There
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is no nutrition in dog food. When we give our
dogs dog food, it's just empty calories. Our dogs in
America they have doll coats when they shouldn't. They have
bad breath when they shouldn't. They get lethargic when they
shouldn't be. They're at the vet when they shouldn't be.
They die when they shouldn't die because they don't get nutrition,
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just the same way you would if you never got nutrition.
So start giving them nutrition. You don't have to change
out the food. Pour roughgreens on your dog's food all
natural nutritional supplement. My dog used to have digestive problems
after every meal. It's freaking gross. Now never go to
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three three my dog. We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I cannot wait to
come back and join you again tomorrow on a Friday.
And again, I just want to calm your fears. I
know it was the July from the hell. I know
it was the travel month where I had a million
things going on. All that is over. There is nothing
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on the horizon, Chris, Am I wrong? For months? There's nothing.
We will yeah, Chris said, Thanksgiving? Yeah, Thanksgiving is hopefully
you never know what's going to come up. If you
last time, I won't be here or the next time
I won't be here. So I am here. It is
you and me. We're in this for the election cycle. Now, baby,
you ready? Also Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Email
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your questions in right now Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
In fact, let's get to a couple of these before
we do headlines. In such oracle. You need to resurrect
the hottest women of Congress to counteract Clay and Buck,
who today were discussing the best looking male politician. Okay,
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I didn't know that Clay and Buck were discussing the
best looking politicians who were dudes today. But I need
to explain something to everyone. To you, Clay and Buck,
they are my friends. We are actually personal friends. We
talk outside of this. We we just did dinner actually
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a couple times in Florida when I was there for
the suit things, and we just when we hung out
with at the convention when I wasn't there, I was
hanging out with them. They're my personal friends. So I
just want to say they love who they love. Jesse.
I'm getting involved for the first time ever here in elections.
My state Rep district. State Rep District has a Kamie
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that ran unopposed, so on and so forth. I ran
into him Enema. He said he's got an anti communist running.
I ran into him, and he was at a he
was meeting everyone in the neighborhood. I gave him my
copy of the Anti Communist Manifesto, available at Jesse kellybook
dot com. He read the entire book, he can't stop
talking about it, and now he's buying more copies to
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hand out to people he meets. I've donated to his campaign.
I'm even getting involved in door knocking and phone calls
trying to turn this tide. Not too bad for a
guy who works for one of those major tech companies
as a software engineer. And he asked me not to
read his name, and I will not. I only read
this because this is the story of a man getting involved.
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He had enough, he decided he was going to get involved.
Your state legislature will have more to do with your
life than the United States Congress, city council, state rep,
state Senate, school board. Get involved, legal and local. Become
an activist in any way, run for office, support those
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who do. Get involved locally. We are in the business
you and me now, we are in the business of
fortifying our communities, fortifying our communities, our towns in our states.
Will America be saved? I don't know. Maybe America will
be saved in the end. And if your community is fortified,
you'll have it even better off. Maybe America is just
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gonna absolutely just crater into the side of a mountain.
Maybe it's over, maybe it's all all is lost. But
if you spend your time fortifying your community, now, if
that happens, and if we do come a part of
the seams, you will be infinitely better off than the
person who doesn't fortify their community. The future is community,
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family and community and cities. I know we're all obsessed
with the presidential election right now. That's human nature. It
happens all the time, and I'm not dismissive of that.
It is a really important election. We don't need Dome
in there. Can you imagine four years ago? I can't
do it. But your community is more important. The future
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is community, Dear oracle. It has long occurred to me
that the viciousness with which those on the left have
attacked Donald Trump maybe because they feel jilted. For many
years living and working in New York City, Trump spent
his time associating with Democrats, now communists. I imagine Democrats
feel betrayed that Trump ran for president as a Republican. Okay,
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that's not a ridiculous theory. At all. That's not a
crazy theory. But it's not that. Remember, the opposition to
Trump has very I won't say nothing to do with Trump.
It doesn't have as much to do with Trump as
you think it does. Trump's style, it does bother them,
is more combative style. Trump's position on foreign policy. I
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will always believe that's their biggest acts to grind with him,
because the one thing all the leaders of the West
have decided on it's that full coigners are more important
than their own citizens, foreign wars are more important than
their own citizens. And Trump opposes that. His thoughts on
immigration bothers them as well. But in the end, it
really doesn't have anything to do with Trump. Most of
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it doesn't have to do with Trump. In the end,
the communist creates symbols, like we talk about symbols that
they demand their people worship, symbols they demand their people
hate whoever is trying to oppose them or slow them
down or hamper them in any way, doesn't matter who
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it is, Mitt Romney, Trump, Bush, whoever the next guy is,
they will all be made out to be the second
coming of Adolf Hitler because that is what motivates their base.
To work, to get to the polls to vote, to
do these things. That's how they will treat all opposition.
And no matter who the next guy is, it will
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be worse than Trump. Trump was worse, treated worse than Bush.
The next guy will be treated worse than Trump because
the communist monster only grows. Now, maybe that freaks you out,
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Speaker 6 (37:07):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Iran's leader orders attack on Israel for Hananaia killing. I
probably said that wrong. Officials say, yes, obviously you've seen
tonight the rockets are being shot into Israel from Lebanon.
And are we on the on the cusp of World
War three? I don't know, but now it's the time
to pray for sure, because this is one of those
things that can really snowball into something bigger. Maduro urges
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Venezuelans to report protesters who question his reelection. Could you
imagine living in some sort of dirty communist country where
they will steal an election and then use their power
to attack anyone who questions the validity of the election.
Just imagine if we ever lived in a country like that.
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Pow says September rate cut on the table. If inflation
data continues to cool, every single one of these reports
means nothing, because they all say the same thing. Well,
I think we might have a rate cut or maybe
not at all, or maybe though increase. I don't really know.
They never say anything at all. I said way too much,
so I don't get to do very many headlines. But
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I will be back tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday.
I missed you too. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Oh my gosh, I'm
so happy to be back. All right, So let's talk
about Dome for a minute. So there's a bunch of emails.
I want to get to it. Yeah, we're going to
get to this assassination. Assassinations. I'm sure if you're watching
the news at all, it's all kicking off over there.
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It is real. WW. Three little things like that. We'll
get to that in a minute. But people are beginning
to notice something about Dome and her campaign. She's not
giving press conferences. She's acting as if she's the acting
president when she's not. She's acting as if she's the
nominee and she's not. That's not until the convention. Not
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the nominee. She's not the president, and she's not answering questions.
Here's a headline right here from Breitbart, Kamala hiding. Kamala
no press conferences ten days after announcing presidential run. She
even got up today gave some little stupid statement. The
audio is awful, so I'm not gonna play it for you.
And media started shouting questions, she gave a statement, She
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turned around and walked away. Why well, let me explain.
You know how I talk about communists and how they
only understand fear and pain, and how you have to
deal with communists firmly. You cannot live and let live
with them. You cannot coexist with communists. You must run
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them out of your society, run them out of positions
of power, and when you encounter them, you must deal
with them severely. For instance, you get it to one
of these climate nutjob commies gluing himselves to paintings and
things like that, you have to throw that person in
prison for ten years a decade, automatic prison sentence, mandatory
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minimum gone ten years. You have to lock him in
a cage. Otherwise other communists like him, they won't stop.
They have to be dealt with severely fear and pain.
The local communist on your school board, you can't coexist
with him, You can't logically speak to him, you can't
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reason with him or her. Oftentimes it's a her. Most
of the time it's a her on the school board.
You must take that person's power away from them. You
have to run against them, work hard, endure the viciousness
and take their power from them. You have to make
an enemy. Communists only understand fear and pain and what
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happens if you don't. Well, you have to understand how
the communist thinks. The communists. At his heart, he is
a revolutionary. He is a gorilla fighting revolutionary. Every communist
revolution is fought in its beginning by people out of
power trying to bounce the people in power. That's how
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every communist revolution is fought. He fights as if he's
a gorilla fighter. He's an outsider. Therefore, he's always, always,
always probing. He is probing. What does that mean? Probing?
If I have a camp, Let's say you know what
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I'm in Queison, Vietnam. One of the most famous battles
of Vietnam, Quison. What happened a lot at Kaison? Probing
meaning enemy sappers, enemy infiltrators. What do they do? They
try at different locations, and they try different times of
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day to get up to the lines, to get through
the lines. So they'll pick the northwest corner of the camp.
Let's try at midnight. What we're gonna do is we're
gonna send ten guys at the northwest corner of the camp.
We'll try to get in there and kill all those marines.
And the ten guys you're crawling in with. Three of
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them get blown up by the land mines we put
out there. A couple get caught on the barb wire.
Another couple more get mowed down by a machine gun.
Nest was looking at Okay, what was that? A failure? No, no,
not a failure. They were probing, and they found out
if you're gonna probe, if you're gonna attack this camp,
you don't go into the northwest count corner. Okay, discount
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that northwest corner aside. Let's try the southeast corner at
nine am tomorrow. See what I mean. That's called probing,
probing defenses, What works, what doesn't work. The communist is
constantly probing, seeing what he can get away with. See
being soft spots, looking for soft spots, I should say,
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weak spots in your defenses. And the communists just did
this for three and a half years. They elected Joe
Biden as President of the United States of America. He's
not a functional adult. He can't think on his feet anymore,
he can't complete sentences. And for three and a half
years they wanted to see, Hey, what if what if
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we just never gave press conferences with Joe? You realize
he never did them ever, And when he would randomly
sprinkle one in, it was completely scripted. And he was
too he was too mentally gone to cover it up.
Remember he'd pull up the sheets, hold on, let me
look here, I'm reading this and they told me to
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call on Amber Johnson with CNN. That's what it says
to me, all scripted. He just never gave them. They
did as soon as they just tucked him in with
his blanky at about three in the afternoon, as soon
as his mind melted into goo, they tucked him into bed,
and they sent corin Diversity higher out there, and they
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wanted to see, hey, we know the media is in
the tank for us, but what if what if we
just never answered any of their questions? What will they do?
And for three and a half years, the media went
along with it. The media allowed them to get away
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with it. The only time the media ever brought this
up with any degree of seriousness is when when they
decided with the system that they wanted Joe Biden to
no longer be the nominee. That was the first and
only time they started demanding press conferences. He needs to
answer questions. Why is the president harding from us? This
isn't right. Well, now that's the new model going forward.
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If you're Democrats. If you're a Democrat right now, what
do you know? You know that you're going to raise
a ton of money for this presidential campaign. They're gonna
raise a ton of money. There's all kinds of billionaire
comedies out there. You're gonna raise a ton of money.
You know you're gonna be able to run ads social media.
You know also that your candidate is awful. This is
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something Democrats know, Republicans know. Everyone knows Dome is awful.
I mean, come on, you all know.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Just win in twenty twenty and we don't do it
again in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We gonna do it again a twenty twenty four. I'm
in Atlanta. Let's get some biscuits. Baby. She's an awful candidate.
Everyone hates her. Republicans ader, Democrats, hater, men, hater, women, hater.
Nobody likes Dome. Nobody does. So you know you have
a terrible candidate. Well, what's the smart strategy? If you
were just taught by the media that you could get
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away with hiding whoever the candidate is. Why wouldn't you
just just make sure she'd ever ask to answer a question,
Go let her sit down for softball, gimme interviews. Never
make her get in front of the press and have
to feel random questions. This reporter, that reporter, that reporter
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just hider. And communists, after all that probing, probing the lines,
they figured out the media would allow them to get
away with it. You see that's the difference. Donald Trump
goes and sits down at this association of Black journalists,
and this is what he can is told.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Four congressman woment color who were American citizens, to go
back to where they came from. You have used words
like animal and rabbit to describe black district attorneys. You've
attacked black journalists, calling them a loser, saying the questions
that they ask are quote stupid and racist. So my question, sir.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Now, I love all a letter continue. I love the
premise it is. It is something to listen to. How
you just can't insult black people ever? To these people
if you're black, for this woman, you were immune from
any and all criticism at all times. How embarrassing Is
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that what an embarrassing way, now that.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
You were asking black supporters to vote for you, Why
should black voters trust you after you have used language
like that.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, I'm going to pause for a moment. Obviously
it's a garbage question this though, this was an outstanding answer.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been
asked a question so in such a horrible manner. A
first question. You don't even say, hello, how are you?
I think it's disgraceful that I came here in good spirit.
I love the black population of this country. I've done
so much for the black population of this country. I
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think it's a very rude introduction. I don't know exactly
why you would do something like that. And let me
go a step further. I was invited here, and I
was told my opponent, whether it was Biden or Kamala,
I was told my opponent was going to be here.
It turned out my opponent isn't here. You invited me
under false pretense, and then you were half an hour
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la just so we understand, they couldn't get their equipment
working or something.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I think it's a very nasty I love that he's
just completely blasting away at her, and she can't take it.
She can't even shut her freaking mouth for thirty seconds.
She can't help.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I have answered the question. I have been the best
president for the black population since Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's my answers. That is how you answer that question. Now,
as far as going into that environment where we can
talk about that really quickly, we'll do that some emails.
We're going to talk about assassinations and taco bell before
we get to that. I want to get to we
talked earlier about the nine to eleven mass mind Khalid
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Chik Muhammad and these other dirt balls who are now
getting plea deals are not going to get the death penalty.
And I understand. I can tell from the emails that
that is creating a lot of emotions and a lot
of people, and I understand. But remember, there is a
lot of good that managed to come from that horrible,
horrible dark day, and we shouldn't forget about that. What
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the amount of people who have started to care more
about our first responders and their families they leave behind,
the number of people who have started to care and
be more aware of gold star families they leave behind
because of things that happened since then. That's one of
the bright spots and a really really horrible thing. Tunnel
to Towers, let's remember them. Tunnel to Towers is the
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one making sure these widows and orphans are cared for,
including fallen first responder families. You know it's firefighter, fimlies,
cop families. You're eleven dollars a month is what helps
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bucks a month t twot dot org. We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Truth attitude.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Jesse Kelly, I should have been an assassin. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you that tomorrow is asking
doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris, did you see
how you people blew up this guy? And iron? I
didn't mean, I know you're not anyway. Here's what happened.
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The Israelis are they're they're killing everybody. They're assassinating their enemies.
Hesboloff few days ago launched a rocket, killed a bunch
of freaking kids, freaking kids. Man, it's said killed a
bunch of Israeli kids. Well, the Israelis don't. They don't
exactly take that crap lying down, so they started assassinating people.
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It's just too cool. I can't wrap my mind around
how cool this is. One of the Hamas dudes. He
was in Tehran, he was in Iran. He was in
a compound, a protected compound. Apparently months months ago, some
workers showed up at this guy's home. One of the
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workers is an undercover Israeli spy. The spy leaves a
bomb in the dude's bedroom, hides a bomb in the
dude's bedroom, which just stays in there for months. I'm
just dying to know. I have to know where it was.
One day they're going to write a book or it's
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going to be revealed. Was it was it in the
alarm clock? Maybe not, because people don't really use alarm
clocks anymore. A lot of people don't, do you. What
do you say, Chris? What Chris said? It had to
be bigger than that. No, listen to me, It doesn't
take very much Tanner. You know what, we don't need
to talk about that on the air. It wouldn't need
to be that big if you knew he was right? Anyway,
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was it an alarm clock that they put it in
the ceiling fan in his bed? I would guess it
had to be somewhere in the vicinity of the bed.
Who knows, But either way, the dude that's just sleeping
on it or close to it for months and then
they launched this attack and boom, just blow the dude up.
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And I realized that as we speak, rockets are being
launched from Lebanon and Israel, and we may very well
be on the cusp of World War III and the
apocalypse and Jesus returning. I understand all of these things.
But still, that's really freaking cool, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's amazing. You know what else is cool? I think
it's cool. I should say I have mixed emotions about it.
We'll get back to politics and the emails in just
a moment. I'm a major change is coming to Taco
Bell's drive throughs. They're going to start putting a artificial
intelligence as part of the drive through And initially I
saw I read that headline and I liked it because,
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let's be honest, Taco Bell, while being delicious. The employees
are all morons for the most part. If you go
into Taco Bell, you're not at Chick fil A. You're
in Taco Bell, and you know it right away. I
don't know that I've ever ordered Taco Bell from someone
who wasn't high. It's where you're at when you're in
Taco Bell, and it is frustrating when they forget my
gordita or something like that. But isn't that part of
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the adventure, part of the experience of going to Taco Bell.
It's like going to Mexico. I know I'm gonna get
some good food, But isn't the danger of even drinking
the water? Doesn't it add a little something to the trip?
I say it does. If Taco Bell starts to get
my order right every single time because they computerize it,
does it not take something away from it? I feel
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like it does. I feel like it does. Chris, there's
got to be some kosher stuff at Taco Bell. You
like Taco Bell, Doesn't it take something away from it?
I think it does a little bit. See Chris and
Greece pottymouth Jesse what he said. I've been listening to
your show since twenty twenty. I haven't missed an episode. Occasionally,
I'll hear you catch yourself mid sentence before you say
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a knotty word on the air. Do you ever let
the marine mouse slip? And if so, how do you
cover it up? No? No, no, And.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I really do not. I take that back. I strive
not to. I don't want to be a liar. I
strive to not speak like that in my personal life
as well. I do not succeed, but I strive to
keep it. You know, you really shouldn't speak like a
potty mouth. You really freaking shouldn't. So I strive to
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not do that. I've never once, Chris, have I ever
done that on the air? And Chris backed me up
on that. I've never once done it on the air.
They've never had to dump it or anything like that.
But that's mainly because I don't do it a ton
in my personal life, especially when I get fired up,
it may occasionally almost come out, but just like at
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the house, especially when I'm around my boys, one of
the main reasons I don't is I don't want my
boys speaking that way. When I'm around my boys, I don't.
Now that said, I really wish. I wish this was different,
and I am not. I'm not proud of what I'm
about to say. Again, I'm really not proud of it.
When I hurt myself, I do. I can control myself.
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And almost every other time when I stub my toe,
bang my head. Remember when I burnt my fingers a
couple weeks ago, I still don't have feeling in my
middle finger. I should note. Remember when I burnt my
fingers a couple weeks ago. Both my sons were right
there when I grabbed the outside of that deep fryer
that I didn't know was on and I scalded my hand.
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I still just just now got rid of the blister.
They grew up that day. They grew up a lot
that day, and I get so embarrassed afterwards because I
know what a terrible example that is. All right, let's
talk about the Biden presidency, what's happening in Venezuela, young
men falling for older women and some emails. Before we
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do any of that, let's talk about your phone, you know,
let's talk about your morals, your values. We talk about
culture all the time. Culture, culture, this culture that will
What is culture? What your society and what your society
incentivizes versus what it disincentivizes. That's all culture is. So
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Because the corporation you pay for your mobile service, they
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Back truth attitude.
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Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Wishing everybody
a very, very very on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And of course I'm so happy to be back here.
I wanted to go over just a couple quick things. First.
This was that Sonny Hustin chick on the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think, when I'm a biracial person, right, I have
a black father and a white mother, and the KKK
is going to find me and round me up with
every other black person. And so I think the you know,
this is my lived experience and it's her lived experience,
and I think to question someone's racial identity, especially him.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
The KKK is going to find me and round me
up with every other black person. I've talked about this before.
I'm just going to speak about it briefly. I went
to a comedy show one time with ob with my wife,
and it was one of these hilarious black comedians, one
of the kings of comedy, and he starts his joke.
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You know, they get serious about something beforehand. He starts
one of his jokes by talking in a very serious manner.
He's dead serious about how there was a coming race
war where the white people were going to attack all
the blacklack people in America. And of course that's insane, right,
it's insane. But when you when you start listening to that,
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you think to yourself, at least I did as I
was sitting there listening to it. How what are the
influences in this person's life where he believes that. Who
do you listen to, who do you watch? What are
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your influences that have led you to believe that's something
that's anywhere in the realm of possibility or something that
might happen out there. And it occurs to me, this
really isn't about her or him, or or black people
or white people or anything else. This is more about
the people who live their lives entirely in the world
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of make believe. They are insane by any definition of
the word. They are insane because they believe, without a
doubt things that have no not even the tiniest bit
of truth in them at all. And that is so
freaking sad. And what makes me angry is people like
this sonny woman. They like that, and they try to
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keep that up. They try to ensure that other people
live in that world of make believe. And that is
so freaking sick and wrong. It's just it's wild to me.
I got a kick out of this one. Biden privately
ways how to use the time left in his presidency.
This is from the Washington Post. Now the media. Now
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they're pretending like Joe Biden's a functional adult again, as
if this human being is sitting around having deep thoughts
about his legacy or doing right for America. And the
final months, Joe Biden's not even there. Joe Biden's they're
practically holding his hand to sign anything he needs to
be signed at this time. Headline, More younger men find
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themselves falling for older women, and vice versa. More young
women are finding themselves falling for older men. Well, look,
not here to point fingers at anybody or anything like that,
but I will say the only thing I find sad
about that. Honestly, you date whoever you want to date.
You're into whatever you're into. The only thing I find
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sad about that is if you dig into it. It's
the reasons for it. It's because young people are having
such a difficult time and older people. Actually, this isn't
unique to young people. People are having such a difficult
time finding a suitable mate in their age group that
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now they will leave their age group. If you dig
into this, or you dig into any of these studies
or talk to any of these people, if you're some
older dude who let's say you're my age forty three
and you want to date twenty three year olds, certainly
not my thing. A bob ever runs out on me,
you can lose my number if your twenty three year old,
cause I think you're way too annoying. But if you're
one of these dudes who likes that you're into that,
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I understand, because that means you've run into nothing but
a bunch of hags and harpies who are your age,
and you're looking for somebody younger who just wants to
be nice to be around and treat you nice. And
I get it. And if you're a young lady and
you're you're looking for old dudes like me, I get
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it because I am so attractive. No, I'm kidding. If
you're a young lady and you're looking for old dudes,
I get it. Young men today, so many of them
are are so listless and lost and demoralized and uninspiring.
And not to mention, how many of them are so
incredibly feminine, how my feelings, I respect, my spaces, my
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mental health. I mean, who wants to date that? That's
freaking horrible. Honestly, the idea of a young dating an
older person or marrying one doesn't bother me at all. Again,
you're into whatever you're into.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
But the reasons they're doing it I find. I just
think it's really sad how our young people are racing.
Young men and young women. They're racing in opposite directions,
and it's making it very, very difficult to find a mate.
And that brings me to this. And this is probably
going to offend some people, but remember they did that
White women for Kamala Harris, really really cringey thing, but
(25:27):
this was part of it.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Aerial Phodar, affectionately known as missus Frazzle to her combined
audience of over one point five million followers, is here
to help gentle parents us through this election. Thank you, Hi, everybody.
I am so honored to speak today. I am like
shaking to just be among such incredible company.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
We are gosh, they all talk like this too.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Here because as if you were here earlier, you've heard
BIPOC women have tapped us in as white women to
step up, listen and get involved this election season.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
This is a really.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Important time and we all need to use our voices
and influence for the greater good.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh my gosh, I can't take it anymore. So I'm
going to say something, and actually I'm going to talk
to the men here. Ladies, it applies to you as well,
but I see this happen more often with men, and
you should know. I have had this very frank conversation
with my sons, including this morning at breakfast. I had
it again. Hear me out. If you are a young man,
(26:33):
I don't care how hot she is. Don't you ever
marry some commie witch. She will destroy you. She will
destroy your happiness. She will break you away from your
friends and your family. You will find yourself strange from
everyone who genuinely cares about you, and your life will
(26:57):
be miserable. I could tell you story after story after story,
sitting in this stack of emails, things people have sent
to me. Jesse, I married when I'm paying for it. Jesse,
my son married one. He won't speak to us anymore. Jesse. Oh,
it's a laundry list of heart breaking stories. Jesse. My
(27:17):
brother and I were so close. He married one. I
haven't spoken to him in five years. Jesse. Gentlemen and ladies,
it applies to you too, but it happens less often
to you, because dudes tend to be on the right,
women tend to be on the left. Gentlemen, I don't
care how hot she is. You want a dater for
a couple of weeks and smooch with her at red Lobster,
that's totally your business. Don't you ever, ever, ever unequally
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yoke yourself and put the ring on the finger of
one of these commie witches, or the rest of your
life will be miserable and horrible. Don't do it, gentlemen,
Be strong enough, be brave enough, be man enough to
say no, I'm walking away, or tell her no, you're
(28:05):
going to make changes, or I'm gone. I don't conform
to you. You better be man enough to do that.
And that's not me being mean. I know I'm gonna
get all kinds of hate mail. I don't give a
crap about that. Take your hairdmail and shove it you fellas.
Be strong enough. This is Daddy Jesse trying to help you.
I'm trying to save you from a life of misery.
(28:25):
And Ladies, it does apply to you too, in a
smaller sense. If you're one of the anti communist times
who listen to this show, and you have some little
fruitcake you're trying to get to bury. You do yourself
a favor and dump him off at Starbucks and go
to the gun range and find a real man. All right,
make your life easier and better. All right, we'll talk
(28:45):
about World War three. We'll do some emails, Venezuela, do
as much as we can possibly cram into. Before we
do that, I want you to cram some rough greens
into your dog. I actually don't. You don't have to
cram anything. You probably just pour the rough greens on
your dog's food because they love it. You see, dog
food is dead food. Dog food is dead food. There
(29:07):
is no nutrition in dog food. When we give our
dogs dog food, it's just empty calories. Our dogs in
America they have doll coats when they shouldn't. They have
bad breath when they shouldn't. They get lethargic when they
shouldn't be. They're at the vet when they shouldn't be.
They die when they shouldn't die because they don't get nutrition,
(29:27):
just the same way you would if you never got nutrition.
So start giving them nutrition. You don't have to change
out the food. Pour roughgreens on your dog's food all
natural nutritional supplement. My dog used to have digestive problems
after every meal. It's freaking gross. Now never go to
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Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse for a free Jumpstart trialbag
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Speaker 1 (30:04):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I cannot wait to
come back and join you again tomorrow on a Friday.
And again, I just want to calm your fears. I
know it was the July from the hell. I know
it was the travel month where I had a million
things going on. All that is over. There is nothing
(30:29):
on the horizon, Chris, Am I wrong? For months? There's nothing.
We will yeah, Chris said, Thanksgiving? Yeah, Thanksgiving is hopefully
you never know what's going to come up. If you
last time, I won't be here or the next time
I won't be here. So I am here. It is
you and me. We're in this for the election cycle. Now, baby,
you ready? Also Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Email
(30:52):
your questions in right now Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
In fact, let's get to a couple of these before
we do headlines. In such oracle. You need to resurrect
the hottest women of Congress to counteract Clay and Buck,
who today were discussing the best looking male politician. Okay,
(31:13):
I didn't know that Clay and Buck were discussing the
best looking politicians who were dudes today. But I need
to explain something to everyone. To you, Clay and Buck,
they are my friends. We are actually personal friends. We
talk outside of this. We we just did dinner actually
(31:33):
a couple times in Florida when I was there for
the suit things, and we just when we hung out
with at the convention when I wasn't there, I was
hanging out with them. They're my personal friends. So I
just want to say they love who they love. Jesse.
I'm getting involved for the first time ever here in elections.
My state Rep district. State Rep District has a Kamie
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that ran unopposed, so on and so forth. I ran
into him Enema. He said he's got an anti communist running.
I ran into him, and he was at a he
was meeting everyone in the neighborhood. I gave him my
copy of the Anti Communist Manifesto, available at Jesse kellybook
dot com. He read the entire book, he can't stop
talking about it, and now he's buying more copies to
(32:17):
hand out to people he meets. I've donated to his campaign.
I'm even getting involved in door knocking and phone calls
trying to turn this tide. Not too bad for a
guy who works for one of those major tech companies
as a software engineer. And he asked me not to
read his name, and I will not. I only read
this because this is the story of a man getting involved.
(32:38):
He had enough, he decided he was going to get involved.
Your state legislature will have more to do with your
life than the United States Congress, city council, state rep,
state Senate, school board. Get involved, legal and local. Become
an activist in any way, run for office, support those
(33:00):
who do. Get involved locally. We are in the business
you and me now, we are in the business of
fortifying our communities, fortifying our communities, our towns in our states.
Will America be saved? I don't know. Maybe America will
be saved in the end. And if your community is fortified,
you'll have it even better off. Maybe America is just
(33:21):
gonna absolutely just crater into the side of a mountain.
Maybe it's over, maybe it's all all is lost. But
if you spend your time fortifying your community, now, if
that happens, and if we do come a part of
the seams, you will be infinitely better off than the
person who doesn't fortify their community. The future is community,
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family and community and cities. I know we're all obsessed
with the presidential election right now. That's human nature. It
happens all the time, and I'm not dismissive of that.
It is a really important election. We don't need Dome
in there. Can you imagine four years ago? I can't
do it. But your community is more important. The future
(34:06):
is community, Dear oracle. It has long occurred to me
that the viciousness with which those on the left have
attacked Donald Trump maybe because they feel jilted. For many
years living and working in New York City, Trump spent
his time associating with Democrats, now communists. I imagine Democrats
feel betrayed that Trump ran for president as a Republican. Okay,
(34:29):
that's not a ridiculous theory. At all. That's not a
crazy theory. But it's not that. Remember, the opposition to
Trump has very I won't say nothing to do with Trump.
It doesn't have as much to do with Trump as
you think it does. Trump's style, it does bother them,
is more combative style. Trump's position on foreign policy. I
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will always believe that's their biggest acts to grind with him,
because the one thing all the leaders of the West
have decided on it's that full coigners are more important
than their own citizens, foreign wars are more important than
their own citizens. And Trump opposes that. His thoughts on
immigration bothers them as well. But in the end, it
really doesn't have anything to do with Trump. Most of
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it doesn't have to do with Trump. In the end,
the communist creates symbols, like we talk about symbols that
they demand their people worship, symbols they demand their people
hate whoever is trying to oppose them or slow them
down or hamper them in any way, doesn't matter who
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it is, Mitt Romney, Trump, Bush, whoever the next guy is,
they will all be made out to be the second
coming of Adolf Hitler because that is what motivates their base.
To work, to get to the polls to vote, to
do these things. That's how they will treat all opposition.
And no matter who the next guy is, it will
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be worse than Trump. Trump was worse, treated worse than Bush.
The next guy will be treated worse than Trump because
the communist monster only grows. Now, maybe that freaks you out,
Maybe that scares you. That's fine. You still need a
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Speaker 6 (37:07):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Iran's leader orders attack on Israel for Hananaia killing. I
probably said that wrong. Officials say, yes, obviously you've seen
tonight the rockets are being shot into Israel from Lebanon.
And are we on the on the cusp of World
War three? I don't know, but now it's the time
to pray for sure, because this is one of those
things that can really snowball into something bigger. Maduro urges
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Venezuelans to report protesters who question his reelection. Could you
imagine living in some sort of dirty communist country where
they will steal an election and then use their power
to attack anyone who questions the validity of the election.
Just imagine if we ever lived in a country like that.
(38:01):
Pow says September rate cut on the table. If inflation
data continues to cool, every single one of these reports
means nothing, because they all say the same thing. Well,
I think we might have a rate cut or maybe
not at all, or maybe though increase. I don't really know.
They never say anything at all. I said way too much,
so I don't get to do very many headlines. But
(38:23):
I will be back tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday.
I missed you too. That's all
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