August 2, 2024 • 38 mins
Blackpilling over the future of America. Taught to take offense. What is Dome guilty of. Congress will never pass mass deportation. Biden is not the president, he’s just the guy who has the title. The oracle is incredibly humble.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Of course, it's an
ass Doctor Jesse Friday. And we'll get back to those
ask Doctor Jesse questions here in just a moment. I
just wanted to touch on a couple things about Dome
and then Florida, and then we're gonna do all these
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ask Doctor Jesse questions this hour. First, stories are leaking out,
and these are stories. If you pay attention to politics,
you've already heard this before. But for the norms and normas,
they're just now starting to find out stories like well,
this one. This is the headline from the New York Post.
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Bully Kamala Harris berated staffed staff, left them in tears
after berating them with f bombs, and in turn was
told never to make eye contact.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, first, I need to put the mother of all
disclaimers on this. As much as I enjoy blasting these
scumbag Democrat politicians, and we're about to blast home, and
I'll explain.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Some of the reasoning for this.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
As much as I love that, we do, always have
to keep something in mind. These are Democrat staffers. These
are vile, little dirty commies who are the most sensitive
weenies in the history of mankind. This new generation is
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already different, and it's not every kid.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't like to talk about all these kids today,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't talk like that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But you talk to anyone in the professional world and
they will tell you it's a more tender generation. If
you will, it's a more tender generation. So that's automatically
built in. They're just not emotionally, confidence wise, They're just
not quite what we're used to.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
These are all dirty communists. When you add that part
of it in, these are kids who have been taught
to take offense to everything. Everything is offensive, everything is mean,
everything is this.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It would never even.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Occur to me to tell my father if one of
my bosses dropped an F bomb on me, And if
I did tell him, he'd laugh, he'd think it was hilarious.
He'd think yeah, he'd say, probably tell me, yeah, you
probably deserved it. That's funny, Go back to work. But
that's not what the children of Democrats are like. So
that's the mother of all disclaimers. I have to throw
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on this thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That said, I have heard this before. In fact, it's
been reported before. I've heard repeatedly that Dome treats her
staffers terribly, absolutely terribly. And remember this. You can tell
everything about powerful people by how they treat those they
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don't have to treat well. You want to hear a
little story about football here, how about this one? This
was years ago, but I'm still I'm gonna skip over
some names and teams and things like that. But back
when I was an NFL freak. You know, these NFL
teams when they're looking at this college player and that
college player, look at this quarterback, look at this linebacker,
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look at this, they will put these guys. You know,
when you're thinking about signing a college kid to a
fifty million dollar contract, you want to know exactly what
you're getting. Is this a long term person?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And you do?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You sit down for interviews, You sit down for interviews.
You're interviewing the kid. Hey, so tell me what are
your values? What are your weaknesses? You know, standard job
interview stuff, and what else are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
If you're an NFL team.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's say Chris is a college linebacker and I'm an
NFL coach. I'm the coach of the Giants, and I'm
thinking about I'm thinking about drafting Chris. Well, of course
I'm gonna go and I'm gonna interview Chris.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But Chris is no dummy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, the Chris, the fictional Chris we're talking about, is
no dummy.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Chris is no dummy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
He's going to have been coached already by his agent
how to answer all the questions I'm about to ask him.
So he's going to know automatically how to answer every
one of those questions as if he's just the best,
hard working guy. And I'm in it for the team coach.
But who else do I interview? Well, I'll have to,
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I'll have to interview his high school coach. Well, what's
his high school coach gonna say? Chris was the prize jewel,
the recruit. His high school coach wants him to go
number one in the draft. His high school coach is
gonna say, Wow, that Chris. As long as it was coacher,
he could eat anything, and he would he would he
was such a great teammate, and what a hard work
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He's gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What am I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Interview his mother, what's she gonna say about him? So
you know who NFL teams plural have interviewed in the past.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The equipment manager.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know, every team, every college team, they have equipment guys.
You don't know their names, you've never seen their faces,
you don't know anything about them. What's their job? Well,
have you ever seen the movies or seen a documentary?
Watch ESPN and you see these college football players show
up in their locker room and their cleats are there,
and the jersey's there, and the helmet's there, and the
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players sitting there and he's taping up his hands and
things like that. It's the equipment managers who handle all that,
get everything organized, get everything set up, player sits down,
Hey I lost my nose tape. Could you go grab
me some nose tape. NFL teams will privately pull those
guys aside and say, hey, it's Chris guy.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
How did he treat you?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Do you like him?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Why?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Because it really says everything about Chris how he treated
the equipment manager, who he could have treated like crap
if he wanted to. He's the big college football star,
if he wanted to spit on the ground and make
the equipment manager clean it up with his shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He could.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Chris is the star. The equipment manager isn't worth really
anything significant to where he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Be just be fired.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So the NFL teams would pull that guy aside and say, hey,
this Chris guy.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
See polite. He treats you like crap.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Very very revealing for who Chris really is. You see,
Dome is one of people. These people are all over
show business, they're all over my business, They're all over politics.
Joe Biden is very famously one of these guys.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
One of these.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
People who, oh, if they need you, if you're an ally,
you know you're a fellow senator. Oh, they'll be the
best person in the world the second they get around staffers.
They don't have to treat well. They treat those people
like crap, like crap. I'll tell you a personal story,
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and I'm definitely gonna leave out all the names here.
You know, I do TV for the first every night
nine pmmes, and I do a TV show on top
of the radio show. Well, TV company was looking to
hire some new people who could host shows, and I
brought up the name of a woman, a pundit, a
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conservative punnit, right wing punnit, anti communist pundit, whoever. I'm
not sure if you know who she is, but you
probably would know who she is. Somebody I have talked
to personally before I met her at a convention. Someone
I've swapped you know, hey, hey, what do you think
about this?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Where you think about that?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
We've swapped emails, text messages, phone calls, this advice. This
is someone I've talked to ten times in my life.
Someone I don't know if i'd call a friend, but
someone I would probably call a friend, certainly an acquaintance.
And I suggested this person to the first and they said, oh, yeah, yeah,
we'll dig into it. We'll dig into this person. And
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a couple months go by. Look, I'm not this lady's agent,
so I wasn't stressed about it, but I ended up
bringing it up to the guys at the first I said, Hey,
did you ever reach out to so and so? And
they said, oh, yeah, Man, she was a nightmare. Jesse
has it with nightmare. What are you talking about. Oh,
she was so rude to all of us, rude to
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the staff, just was really really terrible to everyone. We've
decided we're not going to we're not going to sign
her to any kind of a long term deal. And
I said, rude. I was totally taken aback. That's how
naive I was.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I was a.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Rude She's always been so wonderful to me. And they said, yeah, Jesse,
everyone's nice to you. That's not what matters. How do
they treat everyone else? Dome treats everyone. She doesn't have
to treat well, like crap. Ninety two percent staff turnover
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in three years as a vice president tells you everything
you need to know about the type of person Kamala
Harris is. And that is unflattering to put it mildly.
She has imposter syndrome. She's an idiot. She knows she
doesn't belong there. She knows she doesn't know any issues.
That's why she answers all these questions with this ridiculous
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word salad answers.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
This is extraordinary testament to the importance of having I
think the president who understands the power of diplomacy and
understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And because she's a snotty, entitled California valley girl, she
blames it on all the people around her and treats
them like crap. Very very revealing for who she is.
All Right, someone wonders would it be better for us
if she won?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
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Speaker 3 (10:49):
You from that?
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We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
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at Jesse kellyshow dot Love hate death threats, ask doctor
Jesse questions. We'll be back, of course, on Monday from
Medal of Honor Monday, and we will see just how
spicy it is over there. It Israel when we get
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back from all this. Iran is issuing a new threat
every fifteen minutes. It seems like at this point in time,
as my dad would put it, they need to crap
or get off the pot. Are you going to attack
or you're not going to attack? Every hour there's a
new press release saying we're about to attack any minute now, guys,
but you know they might And we'll see how it
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goes over there. Brussels sprouts Slayer Jesse. Wouldn't Harris be
a better choice for the US in the long term?
It would be incredibly painful in the short term.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I e.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
World War three, a faster collapse of the dollars, so
on and so forth. But is there any any quicker
way to open the eyes of norm and norma This
way of thinking. It's called there's actually a term for it.
They're called collapsitarians, meaning they believe we're going to collapse anyway.
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And maybe you share this. They believe we're going to
collapse anyway. So let's just get the frigging party started.
Let's get it over with. That way, we can hurry
up and get through to the next thing, to the
whatever's on the other side of that collapse. That's a
very common way of thinking. And if I'm being completely
honest with you, just just you and me talking here
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right now, I have, at least privately, probably publicly, I've
echoed similar sentiments in the past. The GOP will pass
yet another trillion dollar bill, and I'll say to myself,
you know, what are we even bothering for? What do
I care about a red wave? What does any of
this matter. Let's just get the party started and get
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it collapsed. I'm not here to tell you you're wrong.
I'm certainly not here to tell you you're stupid or
anything like that. Here's why I can't. I can't go
along with something like that long term. I'm watching the
country I love sink into the ocean. I'm watching this big,
beautiful ship that is America sink down into the ocean.
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We're taking on water and taking on water and taking
on water, and you're trying to bail, and I'm trying
to bail, and we're trying to patch the holes, and
we're trying to get things together. What I cannot allow
myself to do, and again I'm not judging you if
you think this way. What I can't allow myself to
do is start taking water from the ocean and pouring
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it into the boat with all these good people trying
to save it. As long as there are so many
millions of good people out there doing whatever they can
do to try to save this dagone thing, to try
to keep us out of that water, then I feel
obligated to help as much as I can. I am
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actually not insulting collapsitarian people at all. Look, there's an
argument to be made for that, well screwed, we're going
down anyway, might as well get get it going. I'm
not on board. I understand you. To each his own, Jesse,
doesn't the left realize that as Biden's right hand person
for four years, Dome is guilty by association. No no, no, no,
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no no no, let me correct you there, Dome is
only guilty of what the public figures out she's guilty
of and what they choose to find her guilty of.
You're seeing this pr press blitz right now for a reason.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Alemania, Kama Amania, just energy, energy, energy. A big percentage
of those donors are first time donors in this cycle.
Hadn't given to Biden, I hadn't given to anybody. People
are excited about Kamala Harris, and it shows up in
the numbers, It's showing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Up in the polls.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
What a turnaround in the past two weeks in terms
of energy, momentum and enthusiasm for Kama Harris. I think
sometimes the person makes the moment, and sometimes the moment
makes a person. This was a moment that was crying
out for some kind of breakthrough, some kind of hope.
Most Americans didn't want either Trump or Biden. And suddenly,
you know, and there was this kind of death watch
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for democracy after the debate, Democrats are looking at this
thing like, holy crap, we're going to have, you know,
democracy after this election. And you got one heartbeat of hope,
Kama Harris raising her hand saying I'll handle this, and
it is just unleashed a flood of energy, and I
think it's going to continue for a while.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Advertising works. You're craving pizza because you just watched the
Pizza Hut commercial on television and it created things inside
of your mind that now have you picking up the
phone and ordering a pizza. Advertising works, public relations works,
and campaign propaganda works. Is it insane that anyone in
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the United States of America would consider voting for that
evil com I mean is tag? Yes, it's insane, but
people have been programmed into insanity, into doing insane things
since the dawn of time. You can try. You can
say all day long that Dome is guilty of pushing
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all the policies Joe Biden is guilty of and you'd
be correct, and you should say those things. I should
note you should spend every waking moment tying this woman
to all the evil things that make people mad, because,
let's be honest, she supports all those things and worse. However,
that doesn't mean everyone is going to come along with
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us and see the light with us. At the same
pace we see the light, realize that we are surrounded
by a lot of people who are broken and demoralized
and stupid and any other thing you might want, any
other way you might want to put that, and we're
going to have to fight through that and overpower these
people at the upcoming election. All right now, speaking of
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all this stuff going on in Israel, obviously.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The need for.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Bunkers, bulletproof vests, bulletproof ambulances, medical care, these things, these
needs are about to go up.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Not down.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Anyone with eyes can see that. It's going to be
some very very very rocky times coming in Israel. The
International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, they have a donor
right now who's matching donations. They're looking for one hundred
and fifty dollars donations, five hundred listeners donating one hundred
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and fifty bucks, and they have a donor who's going
to match it. What's all this stuff go to buy
medical care, food, shelter, things that keep people alive in
the Holy Land. That's what you're going to support. Go
to support IFCJ or that's where you give or give
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them a call eight eight eight four eight eight IFCJ.
That's eight eight eight four eight eight four three two five.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
The rockets are.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Coming and people are dying and here we are safe
in America. Go give so someone else can live for
another day. All right, all right, someone wants to talk
mass deportation.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me, dammit.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The trnstacks.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, of course,
an ass doctor Jesse Friday air riffing on politics and
many many other things here on the show of not
going to brag, but I had a white sauce and
sausage pizza a little bit earlier. And you should know
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that I used to get made fun of around this
studio for ordering the old white.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Aus and sausage pizza.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And now I mean I had this whole pizza and
I only had a couple of pieces. But I go
look at that pizza and there are a lot of pieces.
Myth missing, Chris, Could you explain what happened? Did a
raccoon break in? Did a rat Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You prefer tomato?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
And that's funny. That's that's funny because those requests stopped coming, Chris.
And now it seems to seems to be a lot
of pizza miss and that I didn't need, is all
I'm saying. Look, if you guys want to give the
menu whisper a compliment, that's fine. Look it's fine. I
just nailed another one too. I was we were, we were,
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we were, we were in Florida. Actually, I was in
Florida and we were sitting down at this restaurant and
it was like a barring grill type restaurant and we're
all out there, we're sitting down, we're getting ready to
have lunch. And I looked at the menu and I
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just knew I could tell automatically, no, No, it wasn't Florida.
I spoke out a turn. It was during the Marine
Corps reunion. It was so it was three of us.
We were sitting down at this bar and grill and
we'd just come off the lake. There are all these
things on the menu. And I looked up at the waiter.
After one of my friends had ordered and another my
friends had ordered. I looked up the waiter and I
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said the paddy mount. And he looked at me and
he smiled and he said, best thing on the menu.
My man, I said, I know it is, because that's
what menu whispers order I gave. I even gave both
of my friends a chance to change their order.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
They refused.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Guess who ended up handing out little pieces of his
pattymount to his friends whose meal wasn't quite as good
as my meal. And I think I did this without
rubbing it in You've got another thing coming.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, I rubbed.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I rubbed, and I rubbed and I rubbed. Hello, jess, Hey,
I listened to your program, But to get down to business,
I have a bridge to buy from you. On your
show a few days ago, you said they wouldn't deport
any illegals.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Not what I said.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Anyway, I disagree the US slash Trump has no choice.
It's been done before by Eisenhower and also in the
early nineteen hundreds. There are most likely terrorist groups looking
to create a problem. They have to go home and
do it legally. I think you do a disservice to
the issue, though, giving some of the rhinos and the
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left Democrats and out by claiming Congress will do nothing. Well, again,
people hear what they want to hear. I never said
they wouldn't deport any illegals. I said there would never
be a mass deportation, and there won't be a mass
deportation because we have sanctuary states. We have sanctuary cities
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within these states. If Congress itself is going to pass
a big deportation, anti immigration law, do you really need
me to tell you how disastrous that bill would be?
Do you need me to explain to you how quickly
they would build in mass amnesty as part of a
compromise to do the right thing on a bill? Like
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do you really need me to explain that to you?
And so that leads me to your I think you
do a disservice to the issue. I do a disservice
to the issue. You know who does a disservice every
one of these boot licking but kissing losers on the
right who wake up every day.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Ha ha, Oh my gosh, look how.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Perfect this Republican senator is. Oh, I've got the vapors. Oh,
oh my gosh, it's Governor Dork. I'm so excited to
talk to Governor Dork. Ha ha, it's president. It's president that it's.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
These palm palm waving dorks on the right who make
excuse after excuse after excuse for why they can never
get anything done. They're the ones doing a disservice to
you and me and the United States of America. If
you're sitting here, ever waiting for me to wave pom
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poms on behalf of the low ten GOP who hasn't
had the balls to do anything of any significance in
my forty three years on this planet. Then you better
not be holding your breath or you're about to die.
Because I don't give service where service isn't due. I
hold you just covered to the rhinos. How about you
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fight for me? Why is it always me? Why is
it always us that has to run cover for loser
after loser after loser after loser on the right, Why
is it we can be betrayed again and again and
again and again by these dorks in the GOP, and
we're supposed to just eat that poop sandwich and thank
them for it and tell them how great it tastes.
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Otherwise someone else may think bad of us. Maybe at
some point in time you could dig in and start
fighting for me, because that's how it's supposed to be.
You lose your politicians, bunch of gutlass weasels. I'm freaking
tired of these dorks. And no I don't give any
credit at all, none to none of them, not even
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your favorite one.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Show me I love all.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
The campaign promises, we're gonna do this, so we're gonna
do that.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
And we do all the sounds good sounds good show me.
I've never been shown. I've heard every campaign promise, Believe me,
I have. They're so inspiring.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Look at my new commercial.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And then you get there and it's, well, we got
a compromise, Hey, Jesse, Politics the art of the possible. Hey,
we gotta just give a little bit. Hey, don't be
such a hardcore guy. In the meantime, cultures rotting from
underneath us. Everything goes left and left and left and
only left. Sometimes it goes really fast to the left.
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Sometimes it goes really slow to the left. But it
only goes to the left. And I'm constantly lectured why
I'm the problem? Na, I ain't the problem. Biden now
a lame duck president. Can he do whatever he wants?
Make a bad agreat? Okay, Biden's not the president. Did
you see what happened yesterday? Did you see what happened Biden?
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He was doing this little presser with dome out in
front of a plane. She just got off the plane.
The plane was arriving, right, Joe Biden just goes and
starts walking up the stairs of the plane. He didn't
know where he was, He wasn't going anywhere. They all
just stood at the bottom of the stairs in disbelief
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watching Joe go up the stairs. There you could tell
they're looking around thinking should we should we stop him?
I don't know what to do here. Joe Biden is
not the president. Joe Biden has not been a functional
adult for a year now, probably at least. Joe Biden's
not the president. He's not making any agreements. He's getting
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his second He's getting his severance package right now. You'll
see that severance package come down. Go ahead and write
this one down, Chris. That severance package will include a very,
very large, elaborate Biden library. The severance package will include
a sweetheart deal for his son Hunter and all the
felonies he committed. Joe Biden is getting his severance package
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because he agreed to leave without them having to do
the twenty fifth Amendment on him. That's why they all
went from blasting him day in and day out to
talking about how heroic he is for stepping down, what
a patriot, just like George Washington. Remember when they said that, hey, Jesse,
I may say I have been conservative all my life.
I've always voted Republican. I have to say, you would
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be enough to turn anyone against conservatives. You are so
full of yourself, and you act and talk like a child.
No wonder, you could never get delected to anything. You're
speaking to a journalist.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's journalists. Jesse.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
We love Jesse.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
He's the best.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Yesse, Please kiss my baby?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
YESI Jesse Jessey, Jesse Jessey.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
It's full of myself. Did you hear all the fans
in that cheering me on? You watch your mouth when
you speak to the oracle. The oracle is extremely humble,
and the oracle is here to tell you about pure Talk.
You see, pure Talk is a better cell phone company.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And
we're gonna dig into some things here. Well, we're just
gonna dig in some me man, maybe we can get
to some headlines. I should I should play this little
bit because Clay and Buck chose to chose to attack
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me viciously on their show.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Unnecessarily Welcome back in.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Clay, Travis Buck Sexton Show. A lot of serious topics
in today's show, as you would well imagine, given the
testimony surrounding the Secret Service failures to protect Trump.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I do want to mention.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Here we're gonna be joined by Joe Kanca of Fox
Sport Fox News here at the bottom of the hour.
But I have to out are good friend Jesse Kelly,
who we had dinner with last night, is not working today,
is actually hanging out.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
He is by the pool. He's working on it.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, first of all, let me clarify this was tuesday.
Was I by the pool when they were doing this? Yes, yes,
I was. I was also working. It was a working
what Chris it was? It was a working pool thing. Again,
Clay is all kinds of fake news. The stuff he
omits is more important than the stuff he includes. I
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was working by the pool. In fact, it was hard
work too, really hard. It was hot out time legitimately
at the pool. Went to dinner last night as lovely. No,
there was an alcohol involved, by the way, Chris, not
very much, A little a couple whatever, Chris.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
The wife Aubrey was there.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
She's a big fan of buck Brussels sprouts, double Brussels
sprouts ordered for the table.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Devoured you had some, Okay. Now, I was a witness
to this, to the brussel.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Now you see, I want to make sure Buck Cesston
get buck Sexton gets.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Credit here because he deserves credit for this.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Buck Sexton could sense the fake news and he chose
to step in and get a little bit of honesty.
He did the best he could to bring some honesty
into Clay's world of lies. So I want you to
pay attention to what happened here. You Brussels sprouts defender.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Sprouts fiasco the first time round, And at this time,
one of the Brussels sprouts dishes was good, but it
was deep fried and had bacon. The other one Clay.
To be fair, Jesse and Clay separately took photos of
the Brussels sprout dishes from dinner to prove their side
of the argument, because one of the Brussels sprout dishes
was like what you would feed yeah, but the other
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one looked like what you'd feed to a rabbit, and
not a rabbit you liked very much.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Oh man, we're gonna get into that.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You don't like Brussels sprouts. In fact, they proved my
point for me once again. Clay ordered two different kinds
of Brussels sprouts. They went untouched, the ones that were
just Brussels sprouts. The only one that was eaten was
the one that was deep fried with bacon. Everything is
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good deep fried with bacon. You could take Jerry Nadler's
Jim sock and deep fry it with bacon and it
would be tasty enough. That's not an endorsement of Brussels sprouts. Okay, Now,
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All right, and now.
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Here's a headline by go you know, you know the thing.
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Emails We didn't get to you, oracle.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Why are Newsom headlines now blowing up my newsfeed? This
goes back to what we were talking about earlier about
the PR campaigns. Remember, PR campaigns are running the private
corporate world, they're running the campaign world. Whenever you're getting
a consistent theme for a day or two, somebody you
weren't even thinking about as all of a sudden popping
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up all over the place. There's a reason Newsom is
running a PR campaign right now. For two reasons. Newsome
is politically in trouble in California because the crime has
gotten so bad there that it actually is hurting his reputation,
so he's trying to do a fake tough on crime
thing as best he can do.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I'm sure you probably heard the stories about how they're
ordering the clean out of homeless camps and things like
that in California. Why well, where's Dome from California. Do
you think that they have a vested interest right now
in pointing to the state where she was a United
States Center senator and an ag you think they have
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an interest in cleaning up that state so it doesn't
look like this super expensive homeless encampment everyone is trying
to flee California keeps getting all this bad press. Chevron
just left California. Everyone knows about. Now they have actual
I'm not making this up poop apps on your phone
in San Francisco where you can back the public the
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excrement that is left on the sidewalks. That is the
state of disrepair of our biggest, most beautiful, most wealthy state.
That's what the dirty comedies have done to the state
of California. So they're going to try to do a
little spruce it up, polish it up, clean up effort
to help Gavin Newsom and to help Dome going into
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the election. Dear doctor Nutter, Butter, I've noticed that everyone
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Do you have a fear of a particular pest, and
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anxieties when it comes to little critters. Snakes have never
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bothered me. If I had to answer that question, I
would answer spiders. I do not care for spiders, but
it's no longer anything You wouldn't you wouldn't know it.
If I saw one, I would just brush it aside
or or stomp on it if it's in my house
or something something like that. And that's really thanks to
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the Marine Corps. I was a lot more afraid of
spiders before I went in. But you spend enough time
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size of my hand, and you come to the realization that, Wow, this, this,
this fear is going to kill me if I let it.
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You ready for this?
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Are you want of these weird freak nightmare people? You
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Make sure you get a nice up close view of
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And I know they made a couple others, but the
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Arnold Swarzenegger movie, you seem Predator with kind of like
the four pronged jaw thing that really gross. Predator has
picture that on a gigantic spider in the desert they had.
We had big fatty one in Iraq and we used
to get a couple of them. We'd capture a couple
of them and we'd put them in a little pit
in the ground and make them fight, and.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
It was sweet.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
You'd be surprised what you do when you're bored. Anyway,
I will be back to do this again with you
on a Monday. It's going to be a medal of
honor Monday. You put your phone down, go enjoy your
weekend and your family, and we'll be back to do
it again.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Of course, it's an
ass Doctor Jesse Friday. And we'll get back to those
ask Doctor Jesse questions here in just a moment. I
just wanted to touch on a couple things about Dome
and then Florida, and then we're gonna do all these
(00:35):
ask Doctor Jesse questions this hour. First, stories are leaking out,
and these are stories. If you pay attention to politics,
you've already heard this before. But for the norms and normas,
they're just now starting to find out stories like well,
this one. This is the headline from the New York Post.
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Bully Kamala Harris berated staffed staff, left them in tears
after berating them with f bombs, and in turn was
told never to make eye contact.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, first, I need to put the mother of all
disclaimers on this. As much as I enjoy blasting these
scumbag Democrat politicians, and we're about to blast home, and
I'll explain.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Some of the reasoning for this.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
As much as I love that, we do, always have
to keep something in mind. These are Democrat staffers. These
are vile, little dirty commies who are the most sensitive
weenies in the history of mankind. This new generation is
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already different, and it's not every kid.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't like to talk about all these kids today,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't talk like that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But you talk to anyone in the professional world and
they will tell you it's a more tender generation. If
you will, it's a more tender generation. So that's automatically
built in. They're just not emotionally, confidence wise, They're just
not quite what we're used to.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
These are all dirty communists. When you add that part
of it in, these are kids who have been taught
to take offense to everything. Everything is offensive, everything is mean,
everything is this.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It would never even.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Occur to me to tell my father if one of
my bosses dropped an F bomb on me, And if
I did tell him, he'd laugh, he'd think it was hilarious.
He'd think yeah, he'd say, probably tell me, yeah, you
probably deserved it. That's funny, Go back to work. But
that's not what the children of Democrats are like. So
that's the mother of all disclaimers. I have to throw
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on this thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That said, I have heard this before. In fact, it's
been reported before. I've heard repeatedly that Dome treats her
staffers terribly, absolutely terribly. And remember this. You can tell
everything about powerful people by how they treat those they
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don't have to treat well. You want to hear a
little story about football here, how about this one? This
was years ago, but I'm still I'm gonna skip over
some names and teams and things like that. But back
when I was an NFL freak. You know, these NFL
teams when they're looking at this college player and that
college player, look at this quarterback, look at this linebacker,
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look at this, they will put these guys. You know,
when you're thinking about signing a college kid to a
fifty million dollar contract, you want to know exactly what
you're getting. Is this a long term person?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And you do?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You sit down for interviews, You sit down for interviews.
You're interviewing the kid. Hey, so tell me what are
your values? What are your weaknesses? You know, standard job
interview stuff, and what else are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
If you're an NFL team.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's say Chris is a college linebacker and I'm an
NFL coach. I'm the coach of the Giants, and I'm
thinking about I'm thinking about drafting Chris. Well, of course
I'm gonna go and I'm gonna interview Chris.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But Chris is no dummy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, the Chris, the fictional Chris we're talking about, is
no dummy.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Chris is no dummy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
He's going to have been coached already by his agent
how to answer all the questions I'm about to ask him.
So he's going to know automatically how to answer every
one of those questions as if he's just the best,
hard working guy. And I'm in it for the team coach.
But who else do I interview? Well, I'll have to,
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I'll have to interview his high school coach. Well, what's
his high school coach gonna say? Chris was the prize jewel,
the recruit. His high school coach wants him to go
number one in the draft. His high school coach is
gonna say, Wow, that Chris. As long as it was coacher,
he could eat anything, and he would he would he
was such a great teammate, and what a hard work
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He's gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What am I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Interview his mother, what's she gonna say about him? So
you know who NFL teams plural have interviewed in the past.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The equipment manager.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know, every team, every college team, they have equipment guys.
You don't know their names, you've never seen their faces,
you don't know anything about them. What's their job? Well,
have you ever seen the movies or seen a documentary?
Watch ESPN and you see these college football players show
up in their locker room and their cleats are there,
and the jersey's there, and the helmet's there, and the
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players sitting there and he's taping up his hands and
things like that. It's the equipment managers who handle all that,
get everything organized, get everything set up, player sits down,
Hey I lost my nose tape. Could you go grab
me some nose tape. NFL teams will privately pull those
guys aside and say, hey, it's Chris guy.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
How did he treat you?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Do you like him?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Why?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Because it really says everything about Chris how he treated
the equipment manager, who he could have treated like crap
if he wanted to. He's the big college football star,
if he wanted to spit on the ground and make
the equipment manager clean it up with his shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He could.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Chris is the star. The equipment manager isn't worth really
anything significant to where he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Be just be fired.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So the NFL teams would pull that guy aside and say, hey,
this Chris guy.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
See polite. He treats you like crap.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Very very revealing for who Chris really is. You see,
Dome is one of people. These people are all over
show business, they're all over my business, They're all over politics.
Joe Biden is very famously one of these guys.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
One of these.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
People who, oh, if they need you, if you're an ally,
you know you're a fellow senator. Oh, they'll be the
best person in the world the second they get around staffers.
They don't have to treat well. They treat those people
like crap, like crap. I'll tell you a personal story,
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and I'm definitely gonna leave out all the names here.
You know, I do TV for the first every night
nine pmmes, and I do a TV show on top
of the radio show. Well, TV company was looking to
hire some new people who could host shows, and I
brought up the name of a woman, a pundit, a
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conservative punnit, right wing punnit, anti communist pundit, whoever. I'm
not sure if you know who she is, but you
probably would know who she is. Somebody I have talked
to personally before I met her at a convention. Someone
I've swapped you know, hey, hey, what do you think
about this?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Where you think about that?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
We've swapped emails, text messages, phone calls, this advice. This
is someone I've talked to ten times in my life.
Someone I don't know if i'd call a friend, but
someone I would probably call a friend, certainly an acquaintance.
And I suggested this person to the first and they said, oh, yeah, yeah,
we'll dig into it. We'll dig into this person. And
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a couple months go by. Look, I'm not this lady's agent,
so I wasn't stressed about it, but I ended up
bringing it up to the guys at the first I said, Hey,
did you ever reach out to so and so? And
they said, oh, yeah, Man, she was a nightmare. Jesse
has it with nightmare. What are you talking about. Oh,
she was so rude to all of us, rude to
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the staff, just was really really terrible to everyone. We've
decided we're not going to we're not going to sign
her to any kind of a long term deal. And
I said, rude. I was totally taken aback. That's how
naive I was.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I was a.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Rude She's always been so wonderful to me. And they said, yeah, Jesse,
everyone's nice to you. That's not what matters. How do
they treat everyone else? Dome treats everyone. She doesn't have
to treat well, like crap. Ninety two percent staff turnover
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in three years as a vice president tells you everything
you need to know about the type of person Kamala
Harris is. And that is unflattering to put it mildly.
She has imposter syndrome. She's an idiot. She knows she
doesn't belong there. She knows she doesn't know any issues.
That's why she answers all these questions with this ridiculous
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word salad answers.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
This is extraordinary testament to the importance of having I
think the president who understands the power of diplomacy and
understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And because she's a snotty, entitled California valley girl, she
blames it on all the people around her and treats
them like crap. Very very revealing for who she is.
All Right, someone wonders would it be better for us
if she won?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
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Do you miss them? Do you miss being more active?
Maybe you don't golf anymore? Is it pain that keeps.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You from that?
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We'll be back.
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You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
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You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
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Jesse questions. We'll be back, of course, on Monday from
Medal of Honor Monday, and we will see just how
spicy it is over there. It Israel when we get
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back from all this. Iran is issuing a new threat
every fifteen minutes. It seems like at this point in time,
as my dad would put it, they need to crap
or get off the pot. Are you going to attack
or you're not going to attack? Every hour there's a
new press release saying we're about to attack any minute now, guys,
but you know they might And we'll see how it
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goes over there. Brussels sprouts Slayer Jesse. Wouldn't Harris be
a better choice for the US in the long term?
It would be incredibly painful in the short term.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I e.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
World War three, a faster collapse of the dollars, so
on and so forth. But is there any any quicker
way to open the eyes of norm and norma This
way of thinking. It's called there's actually a term for it.
They're called collapsitarians, meaning they believe we're going to collapse anyway.
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And maybe you share this. They believe we're going to
collapse anyway. So let's just get the frigging party started.
Let's get it over with. That way, we can hurry
up and get through to the next thing, to the
whatever's on the other side of that collapse. That's a
very common way of thinking. And if I'm being completely
honest with you, just just you and me talking here
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right now, I have, at least privately, probably publicly, I've
echoed similar sentiments in the past. The GOP will pass
yet another trillion dollar bill, and I'll say to myself,
you know, what are we even bothering for? What do
I care about a red wave? What does any of
this matter. Let's just get the party started and get
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it collapsed. I'm not here to tell you you're wrong.
I'm certainly not here to tell you you're stupid or
anything like that. Here's why I can't. I can't go
along with something like that long term. I'm watching the
country I love sink into the ocean. I'm watching this big,
beautiful ship that is America sink down into the ocean.
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We're taking on water and taking on water and taking
on water, and you're trying to bail, and I'm trying
to bail, and we're trying to patch the holes, and
we're trying to get things together. What I cannot allow
myself to do, and again I'm not judging you if
you think this way. What I can't allow myself to
do is start taking water from the ocean and pouring
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it into the boat with all these good people trying
to save it. As long as there are so many
millions of good people out there doing whatever they can
do to try to save this dagone thing, to try
to keep us out of that water, then I feel
obligated to help as much as I can. I am
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actually not insulting collapsitarian people at all. Look, there's an
argument to be made for that, well screwed, we're going
down anyway, might as well get get it going. I'm
not on board. I understand you. To each his own, Jesse,
doesn't the left realize that as Biden's right hand person
for four years, Dome is guilty by association. No no, no, no,
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no no no, let me correct you there, Dome is
only guilty of what the public figures out she's guilty
of and what they choose to find her guilty of.
You're seeing this pr press blitz right now for a reason.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Alemania, Kama Amania, just energy, energy, energy. A big percentage
of those donors are first time donors in this cycle.
Hadn't given to Biden, I hadn't given to anybody. People
are excited about Kamala Harris, and it shows up in
the numbers, It's showing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Up in the polls.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
What a turnaround in the past two weeks in terms
of energy, momentum and enthusiasm for Kama Harris. I think
sometimes the person makes the moment, and sometimes the moment
makes a person. This was a moment that was crying
out for some kind of breakthrough, some kind of hope.
Most Americans didn't want either Trump or Biden. And suddenly,
you know, and there was this kind of death watch
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for democracy after the debate, Democrats are looking at this
thing like, holy crap, we're going to have, you know,
democracy after this election. And you got one heartbeat of hope,
Kama Harris raising her hand saying I'll handle this, and
it is just unleashed a flood of energy, and I
think it's going to continue for a while.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Advertising works. You're craving pizza because you just watched the
Pizza Hut commercial on television and it created things inside
of your mind that now have you picking up the
phone and ordering a pizza. Advertising works, public relations works,
and campaign propaganda works. Is it insane that anyone in
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the United States of America would consider voting for that
evil com I mean is tag? Yes, it's insane, but
people have been programmed into insanity, into doing insane things
since the dawn of time. You can try. You can
say all day long that Dome is guilty of pushing
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all the policies Joe Biden is guilty of and you'd
be correct, and you should say those things. I should
note you should spend every waking moment tying this woman
to all the evil things that make people mad, because,
let's be honest, she supports all those things and worse. However,
that doesn't mean everyone is going to come along with
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us and see the light with us. At the same
pace we see the light, realize that we are surrounded
by a lot of people who are broken and demoralized
and stupid and any other thing you might want, any
other way you might want to put that, and we're
going to have to fight through that and overpower these
people at the upcoming election. All right now, speaking of
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all this stuff going on in Israel, obviously.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The need for.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Bunkers, bulletproof vests, bulletproof ambulances, medical care, these things, these
needs are about to go up.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Not down.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Anyone with eyes can see that. It's going to be
some very very very rocky times coming in Israel. The
International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, they have a donor
right now who's matching donations. They're looking for one hundred
and fifty dollars donations, five hundred listeners donating one hundred
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and fifty bucks, and they have a donor who's going
to match it. What's all this stuff go to buy
medical care, food, shelter, things that keep people alive in
the Holy Land. That's what you're going to support. Go
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them a call eight eight eight four eight eight IFCJ.
That's eight eight eight four eight eight four three two five.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
The rockets are.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Coming and people are dying and here we are safe
in America. Go give so someone else can live for
another day. All right, all right, someone wants to talk
mass deportation.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me, dammit.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The trnstacks.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, of course,
an ass doctor Jesse Friday air riffing on politics and
many many other things here on the show of not
going to brag, but I had a white sauce and
sausage pizza a little bit earlier. And you should know
(19:55):
that I used to get made fun of around this
studio for ordering the old white.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Aus and sausage pizza.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
And now I mean I had this whole pizza and
I only had a couple of pieces. But I go
look at that pizza and there are a lot of pieces.
Myth missing, Chris, Could you explain what happened? Did a
raccoon break in? Did a rat Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You prefer tomato?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
And that's funny. That's that's funny because those requests stopped coming, Chris.
And now it seems to seems to be a lot
of pizza miss and that I didn't need, is all
I'm saying. Look, if you guys want to give the
menu whisper a compliment, that's fine. Look it's fine. I
just nailed another one too. I was we were, we were,
(20:39):
we were, we were in Florida. Actually, I was in
Florida and we were sitting down at this restaurant and
it was like a barring grill type restaurant and we're
all out there, we're sitting down, we're getting ready to
have lunch. And I looked at the menu and I
(21:00):
just knew I could tell automatically, no, No, it wasn't Florida.
I spoke out a turn. It was during the Marine
Corps reunion. It was so it was three of us.
We were sitting down at this bar and grill and
we'd just come off the lake. There are all these
things on the menu. And I looked up at the waiter.
After one of my friends had ordered and another my
friends had ordered. I looked up the waiter and I
(21:22):
said the paddy mount. And he looked at me and
he smiled and he said, best thing on the menu.
My man, I said, I know it is, because that's
what menu whispers order I gave. I even gave both
of my friends a chance to change their order.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
They refused.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Guess who ended up handing out little pieces of his
pattymount to his friends whose meal wasn't quite as good
as my meal. And I think I did this without
rubbing it in You've got another thing coming.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, I rubbed.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I rubbed, and I rubbed and I rubbed. Hello, jess, Hey,
I listened to your program, But to get down to business,
I have a bridge to buy from you. On your
show a few days ago, you said they wouldn't deport
any illegals.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Not what I said.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Anyway, I disagree the US slash Trump has no choice.
It's been done before by Eisenhower and also in the
early nineteen hundreds. There are most likely terrorist groups looking
to create a problem. They have to go home and
do it legally. I think you do a disservice to
the issue, though, giving some of the rhinos and the
(22:30):
left Democrats and out by claiming Congress will do nothing. Well, again,
people hear what they want to hear. I never said
they wouldn't deport any illegals. I said there would never
be a mass deportation, and there won't be a mass
deportation because we have sanctuary states. We have sanctuary cities
(22:55):
within these states. If Congress itself is going to pass
a big deportation, anti immigration law, do you really need
me to tell you how disastrous that bill would be?
Do you need me to explain to you how quickly
they would build in mass amnesty as part of a
compromise to do the right thing on a bill? Like
(23:17):
do you really need me to explain that to you?
And so that leads me to your I think you
do a disservice to the issue. I do a disservice
to the issue. You know who does a disservice every
one of these boot licking but kissing losers on the
right who wake up every day.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Ha ha, Oh my gosh, look how.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Perfect this Republican senator is. Oh, I've got the vapors. Oh,
oh my gosh, it's Governor Dork. I'm so excited to
talk to Governor Dork. Ha ha, it's president. It's president that it's.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
These palm palm waving dorks on the right who make
excuse after excuse after excuse for why they can never
get anything done. They're the ones doing a disservice to
you and me and the United States of America. If
you're sitting here, ever waiting for me to wave pom
(24:12):
poms on behalf of the low ten GOP who hasn't
had the balls to do anything of any significance in
my forty three years on this planet. Then you better
not be holding your breath or you're about to die.
Because I don't give service where service isn't due. I
hold you just covered to the rhinos. How about you
(24:35):
fight for me? Why is it always me? Why is
it always us that has to run cover for loser
after loser after loser after loser on the right, Why
is it we can be betrayed again and again and
again and again by these dorks in the GOP, and
we're supposed to just eat that poop sandwich and thank
them for it and tell them how great it tastes.
(24:57):
Otherwise someone else may think bad of us. Maybe at
some point in time you could dig in and start
fighting for me, because that's how it's supposed to be.
You lose your politicians, bunch of gutlass weasels. I'm freaking
tired of these dorks. And no I don't give any
credit at all, none to none of them, not even
(25:17):
your favorite one.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Show me I love all.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
The campaign promises, we're gonna do this, so we're gonna
do that.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
And we do all the sounds good sounds good show me.
I've never been shown. I've heard every campaign promise, Believe me,
I have. They're so inspiring.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Look at my new commercial.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And then you get there and it's, well, we got
a compromise, Hey, Jesse, Politics the art of the possible. Hey,
we gotta just give a little bit. Hey, don't be
such a hardcore guy. In the meantime, cultures rotting from
underneath us. Everything goes left and left and left and
only left. Sometimes it goes really fast to the left.
(26:00):
Sometimes it goes really slow to the left. But it
only goes to the left. And I'm constantly lectured why
I'm the problem? Na, I ain't the problem. Biden now
a lame duck president. Can he do whatever he wants?
Make a bad agreat? Okay, Biden's not the president. Did
you see what happened yesterday? Did you see what happened Biden?
(26:24):
He was doing this little presser with dome out in
front of a plane. She just got off the plane.
The plane was arriving, right, Joe Biden just goes and
starts walking up the stairs of the plane. He didn't
know where he was, He wasn't going anywhere. They all
just stood at the bottom of the stairs in disbelief
(26:45):
watching Joe go up the stairs. There you could tell
they're looking around thinking should we should we stop him?
I don't know what to do here. Joe Biden is
not the president. Joe Biden has not been a functional
adult for a year now, probably at least. Joe Biden's
not the president. He's not making any agreements. He's getting
(27:06):
his second He's getting his severance package right now. You'll
see that severance package come down. Go ahead and write
this one down, Chris. That severance package will include a very,
very large, elaborate Biden library. The severance package will include
a sweetheart deal for his son Hunter and all the
felonies he committed. Joe Biden is getting his severance package
(27:29):
because he agreed to leave without them having to do
the twenty fifth Amendment on him. That's why they all
went from blasting him day in and day out to
talking about how heroic he is for stepping down, what
a patriot, just like George Washington. Remember when they said that, hey, Jesse,
I may say I have been conservative all my life.
I've always voted Republican. I have to say, you would
(27:53):
be enough to turn anyone against conservatives. You are so
full of yourself, and you act and talk like a child.
No wonder, you could never get delected to anything. You're
speaking to a journalist.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's journalists. Jesse.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
We love Jesse.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
He's the best.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Yesse, Please kiss my baby?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
YESI Jesse Jessey, Jesse Jessey.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
It's full of myself. Did you hear all the fans
in that cheering me on? You watch your mouth when
you speak to the oracle. The oracle is extremely humble,
and the oracle is here to tell you about pure Talk.
You see, pure Talk is a better cell phone company.
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Speaker 1 (29:41):
Miss dost catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And
we're gonna dig into some things here. Well, we're just
gonna dig in some me man, maybe we can get
to some headlines. I should I should play this little
bit because Clay and Buck chose to chose to attack
(30:08):
me viciously on their show.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Unnecessarily Welcome back in.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Clay, Travis Buck Sexton Show. A lot of serious topics
in today's show, as you would well imagine, given the
testimony surrounding the Secret Service failures to protect Trump.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I do want to mention.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Here we're gonna be joined by Joe Kanca of Fox
Sport Fox News here at the bottom of the hour.
But I have to out are good friend Jesse Kelly,
who we had dinner with last night, is not working today,
is actually hanging out.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
He is by the pool. He's working on it.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, first of all, let me clarify this was tuesday.
Was I by the pool when they were doing this? Yes, yes,
I was. I was also working. It was a working
what Chris it was? It was a working pool thing. Again,
Clay is all kinds of fake news. The stuff he
omits is more important than the stuff he includes. I
(30:59):
was working by the pool. In fact, it was hard
work too, really hard. It was hot out time legitimately
at the pool. Went to dinner last night as lovely. No,
there was an alcohol involved, by the way, Chris, not
very much, A little a couple whatever, Chris.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
The wife Aubrey was there.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
She's a big fan of buck Brussels sprouts, double Brussels
sprouts ordered for the table.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Devoured you had some, Okay. Now, I was a witness
to this, to the brussel.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Now you see, I want to make sure Buck Cesston
get buck Sexton gets.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Credit here because he deserves credit for this.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Buck Sexton could sense the fake news and he chose
to step in and get a little bit of honesty.
He did the best he could to bring some honesty
into Clay's world of lies. So I want you to
pay attention to what happened here. You Brussels sprouts defender.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Sprouts fiasco the first time round, And at this time,
one of the Brussels sprouts dishes was good, but it
was deep fried and had bacon. The other one Clay.
To be fair, Jesse and Clay separately took photos of
the Brussels sprout dishes from dinner to prove their side
of the argument, because one of the Brussels sprout dishes
was like what you would feed yeah, but the other
(32:12):
one looked like what you'd feed to a rabbit, and
not a rabbit you liked very much.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Oh man, we're gonna get into that.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You don't like Brussels sprouts. In fact, they proved my
point for me once again. Clay ordered two different kinds
of Brussels sprouts. They went untouched, the ones that were
just Brussels sprouts. The only one that was eaten was
the one that was deep fried with bacon. Everything is
(32:40):
good deep fried with bacon. You could take Jerry Nadler's
Jim sock and deep fry it with bacon and it
would be tasty enough. That's not an endorsement of Brussels sprouts. Okay, Now,
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All right, and now.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Here's a headline by go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Emails We didn't get to you, oracle.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Why are Newsom headlines now blowing up my newsfeed? This
goes back to what we were talking about earlier about
the PR campaigns. Remember, PR campaigns are running the private
corporate world, they're running the campaign world. Whenever you're getting
a consistent theme for a day or two, somebody you
weren't even thinking about as all of a sudden popping
(34:54):
up all over the place. There's a reason Newsom is
running a PR campaign right now. For two reasons. Newsome
is politically in trouble in California because the crime has
gotten so bad there that it actually is hurting his reputation,
so he's trying to do a fake tough on crime
thing as best he can do.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I'm sure you probably heard the stories about how they're
ordering the clean out of homeless camps and things like
that in California. Why well, where's Dome from California. Do
you think that they have a vested interest right now
in pointing to the state where she was a United
States Center senator and an ag you think they have
(35:38):
an interest in cleaning up that state so it doesn't
look like this super expensive homeless encampment everyone is trying
to flee California keeps getting all this bad press. Chevron
just left California. Everyone knows about. Now they have actual
I'm not making this up poop apps on your phone
in San Francisco where you can back the public the
(36:01):
excrement that is left on the sidewalks. That is the
state of disrepair of our biggest, most beautiful, most wealthy state.
That's what the dirty comedies have done to the state
of California. So they're going to try to do a
little spruce it up, polish it up, clean up effort
to help Gavin Newsom and to help Dome going into
(36:23):
the election. Dear doctor Nutter, Butter, I've noticed that everyone
seems to have a pass have a pest. They have
severe anxiety of whether it be snakes, spiders, mice, etc.
Do you have a fear of a particular pest, and
if so, what is it. I don't have any crippling
anxieties when it comes to little critters. Snakes have never
(36:45):
bothered me. If I had to answer that question, I
would answer spiders. I do not care for spiders, but
it's no longer anything You wouldn't you wouldn't know it.
If I saw one, I would just brush it aside
or or stomp on it if it's in my house
or something something like that. And that's really thanks to
(37:06):
the Marine Corps. I was a lot more afraid of
spiders before I went in. But you spend enough time
in like the Tie Jungle, with spiders that are the
size of my hand, and you come to the realization that, Wow, this, this,
this fear is going to kill me if I let it.
And you want you want to, You want something that
will give you nightmares?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You ready for this?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Are you want of these weird freak nightmare people? You
ready go look up a camel spider. A camel spider.
Make sure you get a nice up close view of
its jaws too. Have you ever seen Predator? Have you
ever seen the movie Predator, that great Arnold Schwartzenegger movie.
And I know they made a couple others, but the
(37:47):
Arnold Swarzenegger movie, you seem Predator with kind of like
the four pronged jaw thing that really gross. Predator has
picture that on a gigantic spider in the desert they had.
We had big fatty one in Iraq and we used
to get a couple of them. We'd capture a couple
of them and we'd put them in a little pit
in the ground and make them fight, and.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
It was sweet.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
You'd be surprised what you do when you're bored. Anyway,
I will be back to do this again with you
on a Monday. It's going to be a medal of
honor Monday. You put your phone down, go enjoy your
weekend and your family, and we'll be back to do
it again.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
That's all.
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