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August 14, 2024 36 mins

What happened to the Tea Party? Government is the commies religion and they are devout. What’s happening in Arizona could spell doom for Trump. The culture of a country. Why isn’t Dome giving interview? Congressional front groups for communism. The greater Idaho movement.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour. Wait a minute, no, second hour
of the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. I guess,
I guess we will do three hours today. I thought
about only making it too, but it's the second hour.
So we're gonna discuss problems in Arizona, the Harris campaign

(00:34):
rewriting headlines and they're allowed to do that. Heads up
for the Navy, there's a monkey Pok's outbreak, and who's
running America. Oh, that's so much more coming up this
hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now let's
dig into this. I know it can be daunting sometimes

(00:55):
when we take on the communists politically, culturally, and it
can be daunting because they're good at it. They just are,
and they're naturally going to be better at it than
we are for a couple different reasons. One, and this
is a big, big, big one. Government is their religion. Remember,

(01:19):
Communism is a religion, and so they practice their religion religiously.
What Chris, that was good? No, but they do. They're devout.
Government is their religion, so they're all in. They know
how it works. They get involved in how it works.

(01:40):
They have shell corporations, volunteers, pays. They are completely different
than us when it comes to how we approach these
things because they approach it religiously. Government's not your religion
and it shouldn't be. So that's one of the reasons
where they're better at politics than we are. And the
second reason is this, in general, on the right, the

(02:05):
view is that government should be hands off because to
be anywhere on the right means you are more inclined
towards freedom. Well, what is freedom. It's the lack of government.
That's what freedom is. It's the lack of government. Therefore,
you don't dream up a new government program to address this.
In a government program to address that, you most likely

(02:28):
know government is the source of most of our problems.
They don't think like that at all. So they're trying
to gain power while we're trying to rain in. Said
power gives them an advantage, and that brings me to
what's happening in Arizona. You never want to count your
chickens before they hatch. When it comes to elections, especially,

(02:51):
you never want to count your chickens before they hatch.
Elections go a variety of ways for a variety of reasons.
The think so far in this election and this presidential
election has been that Trump is going to sweep the
sun Belt states and then hopefully win Michigan or Pennsylvania

(03:14):
or Wisconsin. That has been kind of the overall election strategy,
and the poll numbers in the individual sun Belt swing
states have really backed that up. But I say sun Belt,
you need to be thinking Georgia, Arizona, places like that.
Trump has been doing really well there, over performing versus
other places. So it was looking it was looking like

(03:37):
it was kind of a narrow path to victory for Dome.
She would have to sweep Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin and
we would only need one of those three. Now we
might not get any right. I don't want to count
chickens there either, but that's a more attainable goal. Figure
out the one you're pulling the best in. Spend the
most time, spend the most money there, go all in

(03:59):
and try to grab that when the presidency back in
the White House. That's been the discussion. But Communists don't
take things like that lying down, and the Communists plays
offense at all times. He is always moving forward with
the revolution, whether he lost, whether he won, whether he

(04:20):
has all the power, whether he has no power. The
revolution goes on without end, and so they think of
things and they do things that don't occur to us.
Let's talk about abortion. I know everyone loves to talk
about that. What a wonderful topic. Let's talk about abortion.
But let's discuss it electorally. No, I'm not going to
bludgeon you with my absurdly pro life views. You already

(04:43):
know my stance on that. I don't even believe in exceptions. Right,
That's where I'm at, So we'll set that aside. Electorally,
abortion brings Democrats to the polls. Democrats are communists. Communists
are demonic. Demons love to murder and sacrifice babies. We

(05:07):
are not the first society who's gone through this. This
has been the history of societies. So many societies throughout
history have slaughtered their babies in ritual sacrifice for various reasons.
They take the innocent, the most innocent among us, and

(05:27):
they kill them. It's child sacrifice has taken different forms
in different societies, but it's always been of the devil.
It's always been demonic and there when man, when man falls,
and when man allows his depravity to take over him.
He will fall in love with the worst possible things

(05:49):
you can do. And what's more evil, what's worse than
slaughtering an innocent baby. And now we have a country
full of people who love to slaughter babies. I'm not
giving you my pro life view actually right now, I'm
just telling you how it is. We have a country
full of people, especially women, who love abortion. The headline,

(06:12):
most women oppose leaving abortion laws to the states. And
this is actually consistent across party lines. Across party lines,
women love abortion so much they don't even want to
leave it to the states. Now the federal government should
step in right now and say I can slaughter every
baby I ever get pregnant with. Yeah, women's rights. You

(06:34):
can hate that, and I do, but that is that
is the culture in America now. Baby slaughter. We love
it here. Apparently that's where we're at. So it drives
Democrats to the polls. Gretchen Whitmer, I hate her. She's
the governor of Michigan. She was not popular when she

(06:56):
was up for reelection because she was such a tyrant
during COVID. But she blew the doors off of my friend.
You know her Tutor Dixon. She's stepped in as a
substitute teacher on this show before Tudor Dixon, who's wonderful,
a lovely human being, got crushed by Gretchen Whitmer. Why
because of abortion? Because Michigan women love abortion so much

(07:19):
they will be willing to be locked in their homes
with masks tied to their faces for two years as
long as you promise to let them carve up their
babies like a thank leanksgiving Turkey. Women love abortion, American women,
I should say, love abortion. And now Arizona has done something. Well,
the Communists in Arizona have done it, and it's honestly,

(07:40):
it's a brilliant political move. They're going to put abortion
on the ballot this November. Abortion protections. They're going to
enshrine them. That's how they call it, abortion protections. It's
just baby's laughter. They're going to try to enshrine it
in Arizona's constitution. How did they do that, Well, they

(08:02):
had to go out and campaign for it. They had
to get signatures for it. You know how we talk
about doing the work a lot. How taking back a
country isn't sexy, you know, Voting for troupe. Doesn't count
as being politically active, doesn't count as doing anything. Really,
that's the bare minimum. That's not being active. You want
to know what active is. They went out. Do you

(08:23):
know how many signatures they got in order to get
this on the ballot in Arizona? Five hundred and seventy
eight thousand signatures. You only need three hundred and eighty
three thousand to get something on the ballot in Arizona.
The abortion loving communists in Arizona went out and they

(08:44):
were overachievers, real normal people knocking on doors, state fairs,
doing the work, sign this, would you sign this? I
want to murder my baby, could just sign this. I
need to slaughter my baby. I might be prayed to
now sign it so I can kill it. They went out,
they put in the work, and now, because they put
in the work on the ground, abortion is going to

(09:07):
be on the ballot in Arizona, a state Donald Trump
absolutely positively must win this November. And now the Democrat
demon women and some Republican demon women in Arizona will
crawl across a mile of broken glass to vote for
Dome this November. So they because they're already, because they're

(09:28):
already going to be at the polls voting for abortion
they love so much. Now there's nothing we can do
about this. We can point in horror and hope it
doesn't work out poorly for us. But it is a
reflection of the unsexy work on the ground. Let me
ask you a question. Ask you a question. Can you

(09:50):
name a single person, one person I'm asking for one name,
who is collecting signatures in Arizona? Can you name me one?
You know what, even I'll settle for a first name,
but you can't guess. Can you name one person's first name?
You can't. You'll never know their names, You'll never see

(10:14):
their faces. Nobody's going to stop them at the airport
and ask for a sake, can.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I put myselfie with you on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yet, those are the people who change culture and win elections,
and they do it for the better, well for their better,
for the country's worse. But they're in it for the cause.
That is doing the work, the unsexy stuff that wins elections,
and that's who we have to become, all right, Hang on,

(10:47):
get the Cure for rhinos week days with the Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday,
a home day. So there's lying and then there's this
the Kamala Harris campaign. They've been paying money and this

(11:09):
is where the money has been going. It's been changing
headlines to make it appear that major publications like CBS News, Guardian,
CNN and others to make it seem like as if
they're in Harris's camp. You want to talk about building

(11:31):
a world of make believe. The social media era has
made this so much worse. And you think in this
day and age that we would have more information, therefore
we would be smarter. Oh, we have more information and
we've never been dumber because the evil people have found
a way to manipulate the information we see and we hear.

(11:55):
And so you have to be so proactive now with
finding alternate sources of and alternate ways to think about things.
It's oh, my gosh, it is something. Oh I should
update you on something just as important. So we do
have mold in the house. I brought that up. What Chris,
you should have seen it. You know I had to
pay I told you I had to pay eight hundred dollars,

(12:15):
eight hundred dollars because they had to come out and
they had to do an air test and everything else.
We got mold in the house. So get this you
want to talk about insulting. The guy's going over. He's
got his little heat gun thing and he's showing some
places we have mold. And essentially I have mold in
a couple different spots because they didn't insulate the attic
in a couple different fixtures well enough, the hot air

(12:37):
is mixing with the cold air, creating mold. I don't
want to nerd out on the details, but that's essentially
what it is. See, it's just put in some insulation,
maybe put some cock around a couple of things, and
call it good. Guy says, okay, good to go. As
the guy's leaving, sitting there with the wife, she looks
to him and she says, hey, do you know anybody

(12:57):
who might be able to do stuff like that?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
And it?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, excuse me, what do you think I used to
do for a living. It's a little bit of cock.
It's insulation. Anyone can put cock on things. Anyone can
do insallation. This is something I've done before. Oh I
wasn't sure if you could do it. What this is
right back to the tiny hands thing. She's trying to
kill me.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Jesse My take on why Harris is not giving interviews
is twofold. First, they're doing the obvious hide the basement
tactics because of her inabilities. Two, it's because of the
million illegals they've casually led into the country. We'll be
able to vote for them. Look, the media is starting

(13:40):
to pretend to be frustrated about the fact that Dome
won't give interview to.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Kill you guys to have a press conference. Why isn't
she had a press conference?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Listen, the vice president Governor Walls have been busy crisscrossing
this country since the launch of this campaign and adding
a Governor Walls to the ticket. You saw the ways
in which they went to across the battleground states last week,
generating rallies of one thousands, ten thousand here, fifteen thousand there.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
But it's not giving interviews. She's not out there with
the general public. Instead, they're rewriting ads online, they're paying
people for TikTok videos and YouTube videos. They have the
majority of the American media, like Time magazine, doing puff
pieces on her, and they have very clearly made a

(14:29):
decision that they're going to hide Dome, no policies, you
don't actually get to hear her speak in an interview.
That often hide her as much as you can create
this fake campaign and see if that's enough. Now, the
question is, and this really is the big question, what

(14:50):
is the reason they've chosen that? Why have they chosen
to go that way? And I don't know the answer
to that. I have theories. Is it because they did
it with Joe Biden and it worked? Remember they did
this exact thing with Joe Biden. They're running the same playbook.
Hide him, stuff him in the basement, Let's pay a
TikToker to dance and eat oreos with the Biden Harris

(15:12):
signed staple, do his chest and we'll call it a win.
And it worked. Are they just doing the same campaign tactics?
Maybe part of it? Are they doing it because Dome
can't speak about anything. She can't speak intelligently about anything,
and even worse than that, because sometimes people can't speak intelligently.
Look at Chris it happens. She can't speak intelligently about anything.

(15:36):
But she's also not likable. Remember politics, so much of
it comes down to a simple popularity contest. Why is
Donald Trump popular? On the right, the most popular Republican
for the last what eight years?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Why is he so popular? Have you ever seen Donald
Trump mingle with people? He just I saw it today.
He's being a retail politician out there and taking selfies
with people, asking people questions, Oh, did your dad teach
you that? Hey, do you want me to sign your base?
Retail politics. You may not like that, that matters. I
may not even like that. That matters. I care about

(16:12):
thats and deferences in border security and things like that,
but that is how you do politics, babe. And Dome
can't do that. Are they running the campaign? They're running
because she's an unlikable hag. Maybe that's part of it.
And maybe maybe it's a combination of those two things,
and or maybe it's simply this. Maybe they think they've

(16:37):
brought in enough new votes. Maybe they think they have
a ballot harvesting operation going in enough swing states. Maybe
they think they have they've dumbed down enough American voters
that now they think they don't have to campaign. I
don't know exactly the strategy behind it, but it's obviously

(17:00):
a strategy. Obviously the plan is high dome and abasement
run a fake campaign on nothing and see if that
can win. As I've said many times before, this election
is going to be a big stress test if that
can win. Setting aside what four years of Harris would mean.
If that can win. Now, yeah, we're we're in deep trouble.

(17:24):
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(18:50):
which is coming soon. Before I get to the emails,
I need to do something that actually is important. It's
near and dear to my heart. We like to do
important things every now and then on the show, and
then we'll go back to goofing off and joking about things.
So you know, I love I love inner service humor.
I think it's hilarious and almost everyone gets it. Some

(19:13):
Air Force guys, of course, of the exception, but for
the most part, people understand inner service humor. Army makes
fun of Navy makes fun of Marines. Marines make fun
of this. Marines. You give each other crap. Like I said,
the only people who are mortified by this usually are
people who didn't serve, or a couple of Air Force
guys who get offended because what are you gonna do?
It's air force guys, But I do care, and you

(19:35):
know by now you know what an admirer I am
of a combat navy, America's combat navy in World War Two.
It was so awesome. The aviators, the sub guys, the
carrier crews. Honestly, the damage control crews were amazing. I

(19:57):
am a fan of the United States, and as much
as this freaking pains me to say, it's the most
important branch for a country that's surrounded by the two
biggest oceans, I am a Navy fan. I want a
powerful navy that can defeat the enemy. I genuinely love it,

(20:17):
and I care about it a great deal because I
care about the Navy's I just wanted to make sure
everyone is aware of this, very aware of this, and
then we can move on and talk about more lighthearted stuff. So, Chris,
would you please play the World Health Organization announcement from today.
Navy guys, pay attention. Please, Your life is at stake today.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
The Emergency Committee met and advised me that in its view,
the situation constitutes a publical emergency of international concern. I
have accepted that advice. The detection and rapid spread of
a new clade of MPOs in eastern DRC. It's detection

(21:04):
in neighboring countries that had not previously reported MPOs and
the potential for further spread with An Africa and beyond
is very worrying. In addition to other outbreaks of other
clades of EMPOS in other parts of Africa, it's clear
that coordinated international response is essential to stop these outbreaks

(21:28):
and save.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Livess trying to save lives here on the show, monkey
pox is on the move. If you're in the navy,
you've been warned, Jesse. Actually, this guy says small bathroom
or small plain bathroom prooper. You often talk about how
lazy the GOP voters are because they don't get involved
to primary scumbags like John Cornyn and Dan Crenshaw, and

(21:51):
I couldn't agree more. But here's the problem. Whenever the
lazy GOP voters do get off their butts and put
someone else, someone that ran on the so called tea
party values, they immediately become corrupt and worthless. After two
minutes in DC. They are a countless example of this,
examples of this, do you see another way? Okay, First,

(22:15):
that is a very fair email. You say, we never
get involved to primary these people, but we have gotten
involved in the past and they turn out to be turns.
That's a fair criticism. However, it's not completely fair. You know,
the Tea Party. The Tea Party is looked back on

(22:37):
now not as fondly as it should be. Why Well,
because the Tea Party became a gigantic scam. Like all
all movements, every movement, no matter how good, insantly the
beginning of the movement becomes, will eventually turn out to
be a scam because evil men will figure out how

(22:59):
to take jigant groups of motivated people and use those
motivated people for their own selfish ends. So the Tea
Party started wonderfully. I know, I was at them, I
was speaking at them. I was running for Congress at
the time, as a very young meathead congressional candidate, so
I was at all them. I loved them, and it
was wonderful and the people were wonderful. And it didn't

(23:20):
take long. Couple years a bunch of people figured out
they can start a group called Tea Party this or
Tea Party that, and they can make money off of it.
It didn't take congressional candidates Senate candidates long to figure
out they should call themselves Tea Party when it became
a scam. And so now we look back on it
and it's very tempting to say I got the Tea Party.

(23:44):
What a rip off. All those people sucked. We have
Senator ran Paul because of the Tea Party, in part
because of the Tea Party. We have really some of
our best house my house members and senators. They are

(24:04):
there because of the Tea Party movement. Do some of
the people who run as being reformers or conservatives or
outsiders I'm again to the establishment, do they turn out
to get bought and paid for really quickly? Of course,
you walk into the DC swamp, it's mucky, you get dirty.

(24:25):
You fall in love with that congressional office. Look at
my fancy congressional pin. Ooh, I got a pretty secretary.
Look at this. I didn't need a reservation at the steakhouse.
You fall in love with doing these events and everyone
wants your picture, and you fall in love with the
power of being in Congress, being in the Senate. You
feel important. People love to feel important, and so you
give up your values to stay there. Does that happen?

(24:46):
Of course? It does. Does that happen to all of them?
Absolutely not. We only remember, We only remember the ones
who make us angry, the ones who make us sad,
the ones who disappoint us. Look, we've taken, you know,
various vacations at any point in our life, when I
was a kid, when I was married, and we have

(25:09):
things we do on vacation, things we like, things we
don't like, to various places, whether it's like I said,
a beach, a cabin on a lake, something like that.
So we went to Europe one time, I told you,
or no, twice, went to Europe twice. What is the
one you've heard me probably talk about the most on
this show, I tell you what I do. What's the
one you probably heard me talk about the most. The

(25:30):
one where we went to Cancun and everyone got food
poisoning and the wife shattered not one, but both of
her ankles at different times on the trip. It was
such a disastrous trip. On the way home from the airport,
I had to drive her immediately to the emergency room
where she had to have surgery on her ankle. I
had to wheelchair my wife through a Mexican airport to

(25:52):
get back in time. Why does that vacation stand out.
I've taken my wife and sons to a cat I've
been up at one of these lake conro legs up
here in Texas, and we were playing with turtles and
catching fish and grilling burgers, and we played board games
and it was a wonderful family time. Have you ever
heard me talk about it? No, because it doesn't pop

(26:14):
up first in my memory. What pops up first in
my memory is my oldest son sprinting across the lobby
in the nice hotel to puke in the public trash can.
That's what sticks out most. We tend to remember the
bad stuff, the painful stuff, the ugly stuff, and that's
the stuff we talk about. Every single person we send

(26:36):
to Congress. Every one of them doesn't disappoint us. A
lot of them do. Everyone doesn't. Look. I'll tell you
one right now. You know who Eli Crane is. I
know you know, Chris, I'm not asking you. Eli Crane
is a congressman from Arizona. Of course he's running for reelection.

(26:58):
They all are right now every time two years this
dude is. He's more than just you know, the cover
photo stuff. He's a Navy seal that's what everyone knows.
And don't get me wrong, that's really freaking cool being
a Navy seal. I've hung out personally with Eli multiple times.
This dude is as genuine as there is right now,

(27:19):
without a minute of hesitation. He would lay down and
die for this country. That's how much he loves it.
That's how sickened he is by the swamp. That's how
these types of people exist. Don't lose heart because some
of them disappoint us, all right, I know, because a
lot of them disappoint us. I don't want to understand it.
Don't lose heart. Don't only focus on the bad ones.

(27:42):
There are good ones. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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(28:02):
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your led. Sure. This was Tim Walls back in twenty
twenty two, asked if he had any regrets about I
don't know cops being ordered to shoot paintballs at people
who violated curfew during codure.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
You've done the schools any differently, because I think that's
where all parents are upset about what happened.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
With the schools.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Well, do you think you could have made any other choice? Well,
I think, just to be clear, over eighty percent of
our students missed less than ten days of in class learning.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
The value that's a huge live.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
This majority of students who were in it depended again
on population density. Many of these decisions were being made
by local folks to be able to do what was
necessary to keep them there. I think again, in hindsight,
if we could have known that we would get vaccinations
out as quickly as possible, we prioritize teachers and the
staff in schools to get there. We're doing it differently now,

(29:02):
and since May of twenty twenty one, almost every one.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Of the dude is just a straight up liar and
a chameleon. He is. That is a bad dude. Oh
did you hear this explanation on the economy from Dome?
This is interviews from a while ago because she's not
doing any interviews now, but it is pretty revealing about
how dumb they think we are.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Why do you think, though, with recent polling numbers, that
potentially the policies maybe aren't resonating with some of the
base or some of the Americans here in the United States.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Listen, First of all, I think that we know that
it takes time for people to feel the policies.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, just takes time, taket time. All right, I do
need to address this for I do some emails. Ihan
and Omar had a primary, as I warned you she would,
She had a for real primary in her district, and
she won last night. Gave this little victory.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Belongs to our incredible campaign staff, it belongs to the
incredible volunteers, our elected leaders, and it certainly belongs to
the voters. I have to say, you know, we run
the politics of joy because we know it is joyful

(30:28):
to fight for your neighbors. We know it is joyful
to make sure everybody has access to healthcare. We know
it is joyful to make sure housing is a human right.
We know it is joyful to fight for health care.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
She won't be there very much longer. This was a
close one. They're going to keep coming at Ihano Omar
unless she learns to control her mouth. And it's doubtful
that she will learn how to control her mouth. And
I know her district is radical, I don't know if
it's this radical because the communist machine, the system, they're

(31:13):
not going to allow her to continue making problems for them.
So I hope she enjoys another two years. Like I
said her Rashida Talib, the members of the squad who've
chosen not to play ball will not be there that
much longer. AOC will AOC has chosen to play ball.

(31:34):
I endorse Jump Biden. I love Jump Biden. So she'll
be there because she understands. That's how you get in
good with the system. You know how to get in
good with your dog? Pour rough greens on his food.
You see rough Greens. It's an all natural nutritional supplement.

(31:57):
Your dog's food has no nutrition in it, none at all.
It's dead food. You pour rough greens on your dog's
food every single meal, just one poor, all right free
Jumpstart trialbags can be found at eight three three three
three My Dog, or go to roughgreens dot com. You

(32:20):
want your dog to live longer, pour rough greens on
his food. You want your dog to live healthier, fewer
trips to the vet. Pour rough greens on your dog's food.
Pour roughgreens on your dog's food. Eight three three three three,
my dog, Jesse. How large is the Black Caucus? Is
it larger than the other? Oh? I know, you know what,
that's not very nice. He's talking about the Congressional Black

(32:42):
Caucaus and he's trying to do a play on words there,
and it's not funny. It's not funny and it's not nice. Uh,
you should know that the Congressional Black Caucus, it's just
another communist front organization. Byron Donalds, who was it? I
think it was Byron Donald's tried to join it and
they rejected him. What Chris, Chris, I'm not gonna I'm

(33:03):
not gonna repeat that on the air. Okay, it's a
family show. I'm not repeating that. Oracle of oracles. As
you probably know, thirteen counties in Oregon have voted to
voted to secede from that state and become part of Idaho.
If secession is successful, man, that's a dagon mouthful. If
secession is successful, I fear that the commedies who were
left behind in Oregon will eventually reach a point. They

(33:25):
can't stand their own stench and invade New Idaho. They're
already invading Idaho. Look, I adore Idaho, Adore Idaho. Boise
has gotten so bad. One of my buddies, I'm not
going to give out his name, and I didn't get permission,
but one of my buddies I was in the Marine
Corps with. He was doing his work, his wife, kids,

(33:48):
they were in Boise. They've been in Boise, and he
has loved Boise for years. He just packed up his
family and left town. And I had a long conversation
with him about it. He said, Jesse, you cannot imagine
these freaking California democrats, how many of them are pouring
into Boise, Idaho. I watched this happen over the years

(34:11):
in Montana as well. Especially Western Montana is majorly beautiful.
Eastern Montana's more flattened plains and in my opinion, not
as beautiful. But Western Montana it's rocky mountains, it's the Bridgers,
the Spanish Peaks, that it's just it's beautiful, beautiful mountain ranges.
Then those names don't mean anything to you, but they're
beautiful places. And these hippie freaks from California. They pack

(34:36):
up their stuff and they move and it becomes a nightmare. Look,
if you're leaving California because you're Red and you're tired
of living that hell hole, good vote, move and vote
and everyone will like you. Just fine. If you're one
of these Democrats who has destroyed your state with your
moronic voting policies for all these years, don't you dare

(34:58):
try to escape the crime and high tax, high regulation
dump you've created for yourself. You did this, You park
your hippie butt right there in Santa Monica, and you
keep voting Democrat even when you wake up to a
homeless dude pooping in your potted plants on the front porch.
Don't you dare leave? You did this, You earned it.

(35:22):
Jesse coaching a Little League All Star team. Mom just
texted me that her son will miss practice. The kid
will be fighting for a spot in the outfield. How
do I tell this mom that a fifth grade graduation
is celebrating mediocrity and I'm doing her whole family a
service by telling him he needs to come to practice.

(35:42):
They could drop him off and go do anything for
three years. Gosh, Dad needs to step up here. His
name is Cody, and Cody, I think you nailed that
at the end. Where's Dad? No, we're not missing practice.
When you're fighting for a spot on the team for
fifth grade graduation, you don't graduate from freaking fifth grade.
You just move on to sixth grade. And I know

(36:03):
a bunch of people ranted about this. It's insane to
me how much they love graduations. Whatever, we have a
whole hour left. We have a ton of stuff to
get to hang on
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