September 5, 2024 • 37 mins
Voting isn’t enough to take back your community. Become an activist and push back against all the commie filth. The United States Secret Service now only exists to protect itself, not people like Trump. What chance do we have if the majority of the mainstream media works at the behest of communists? Arctic Explorer Jesse. The alternate reality the hive-mind left lives in.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. And here's what we have on tap for
this hour. Touch on food costs, apparently there's an LGBTQ
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workouting for the Secret Service that's going well, more on
the illegal stuff, China doing something I want to do,
All that and so much more coming up this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. So you remember,
obviously the assassination on Donald Trump's life and how awful
that was, and the failures. If we're being really nice,
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the failures of the Secret Service have been talked about
extensively that day. But remember what we talked about in
the wake of that assassination attempt. Once you have a
system that's turned into a criminal system the way ours has.
Once organizations turn criminal, turn corrupt, then the stated purpose
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of the organization is no longer its actual purpose. You
and I get angry when Trump almost gets his head
blown off because we think the Secret Services job is
to protect The secret is to protect the people, presidents,
former presidents. That's how we look at the Secret Service.
That's not how the Secret Service sees themselves at all,
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because it's a criminal organization. The Secret Service sees itself
as its top job is protected the Secret Service. That's
why in the wake of it, their director she stepped up,
denied all wrongdoing, and they're resigned so she couldn't be charged.
That's it. I didn't do it. I don't know, I
didn't do it. We're all innocent, up and I quit.
Gone the FBI. You think the FBI's job is to
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solve crimes. The FBI thinks the FBI's job is to
protect the FBI. But it comes back to this story.
Chris just brinted this one out for me from not
the be. The Secret Service Diversity Office sent a memo
out about an all expenses paid LGBT retreat at Disney World.
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That's right in the wake of almost losing Donald Trump
due to Secret Service failure. There's not an all hands
on deck meeting where they're discussing who's getting fired. We're
only going to keep so many people. The rest of
you have to be gone. There's not new training, there's
not Christmas is canceled this year. Nope. Instead we had
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that all hands on deck meeting, the one I told
you about where the acting directors said that we have
to guard each other because everyone's being mean to us
right now and now, if you're gay enough, you can
take an all expenses paid trip to Disney World courtesy
of the taxpayer. You are sitting there. I'm sitting here thinking, whoa,
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I'm sure they're doing some reforms. Surely, surely heads are rolling.
You said anything like that, head's better roll for this.
Oh no, no, heads aren't rolling. They're gonna do a
big old rainbow parade right through the middle of Disney
on your dime, On your dime. Let's do some emails. Jessie,
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you have you have a nipple piercing to go with
a shaved head for I don't have a nipple piercing.
There was an injury where I now I have a
splinter in it. Okay, if you want to hear that story,
you have to go download a podcasts of the show.
It's Tuesday's show. I said it in the first hour.
iHeart Spotify iTunes. What Chris was not pierced, Chris, It
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was injured being injured and pierced. To shut up Chris anyway,
the guy says, you have a nipple piercing. To go
with the shaved head. All you need is a sleeve
tattoo in a latte and you'll be ready to write
another book like you guys. Hey, Jesse, I love your show.
I caught it on Monday. I had to tell you your
hour on Actium was great. Really enjoyed it such a surprise.
(04:22):
I was more like two hours on Actium again. Iheartspotify iTunes.
If you're a history fan, Monday's show was for you.
Go download it, enjoy it. Jesse, big fan of the show.
Catch it whenever I can. Unfortunately, it's not enough. You're
one of my favorite voices. One of the things that
drives me the most crazy about all conservative talking heads
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on the radio is they don't talk enough about the
biggest problem we really have, which is our mainstream media
industry that works exclusively for the corrupt communists left that
is late America to ruins. What chance do we really
have when you know the majority of the country tunes
into their face favorite news channels like Blind Lemmons every
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night weep. There is such a thing, though, as trust
and credibility and having a media that works exclusively on
behalf of communism at all times. Yet it's been terribly
damaging for the country. It continues to damage, and it
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has damaged. It's really really, really, really really bad to
have the people who bring you the news hate your guts.
In general, that's not an ideal place to be for
a country. Yes, that's bad, but listenership, viewership of these
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far left channels, including the ABC's, NBC, CBS's of the World,
it is going down. And trust in these organizations is
also going down. It was I want to say, last week,
I forget, but they did. Someone did a poll on
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public trust in the media, public trust in the media,
and the poll was wonderful and terrible at the same time.
And I'm gonna make these numbers up, and I'm real,
real close. If you're on the right, if you're a
registered Republican, I think the number was sixteen or seventeen
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percent of Republicans trust the media. That's shockingly low. So Republicans,
if you're a registered Republican, you know by now these
people are lying about everything and they're against you. Okay,
so that's good. Let's set that aside. That's you. That's you.
We'll set you aside. Independence also, extremely low trust in
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the media that's a good thing. People are trusting it
less they understand what they're hearing, what they're seeing is lies.
That is a good thing. These are good things that
are happening now. I said it was good and bad.
And here's the reason why. In that exact same poll,
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Democrats have a staggering I think it was seventy three
percent trust in the American media. How many times have
I told you your liberal ant, Pagy, the average American Democrat,
they're insane, And I don't mean that to be insulting.
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They live in a world entirely a fiction of make believe.
They believe, without hesitation, without question, a bunch of things
that aren't real at all. Your liberal ant Peggy believes
Donald Trump called Nazis very fine people. She does. She
believes that that's not true. She's insane, but she believe
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believe that. Your liberal ant Peggy believes that the Hunter
Biden laptop was Russian collusion. She believes it. She does.
She believes that Trump told people to inject bleach during COVID.
She believes it. I don't know how we I don't
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know how we put Humpty Dumpty back together again like that.
And I should say that that's the reason Dome is
running the campaign they're running, where she's not doing interviews,
she's not putting out policy positions. They're just banking on
the campaign commercials and the American media carrying her to victory.
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That campaign they're running is very, very effective on Democrats.
If you're an American Democrat, you can be convinced of anything.
American Democrats are out there right now excited to vote
for Kamala Harris because they are excited for for change.
How much audio have I played for you of them said, well,
it's time for a change, we need a change. Harris
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is in power now, and American Democrats are so brainwashed,
so lost, so gone. They will go in and they're
gonna vote for Dome on November sixth, and they're gonna
vote for Dome because they think she's a change good.
You might answer this quick question why you came and
what you like about Harris's platform. He was just very
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excited about the moving forward and all the energy and
excitement that's around this movement right now.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So that's why I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Here because it's time for change. It seems like it's happening.
It's time for change. Hey, Ben Stiller, why are you
excited about the woman who's currently vice president? Well, it's
time for change. She's These people live in a world
that isn't real. So look, there's good and bad to this.
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It's really really, really, really really bad that the average
of American Democrat lives in a world that isn't real
because we do have to share a country with these
filthy communists. That's bad. But the good news is everyone
who isn't a Democrat they know they're slowly but surely
waking up to the fact that sky really isn't green
in the media is lying to them about everything. All right, Uh,
(10:21):
let's talk about the Biden administration and this whole illegals voting.
Before we do that, let's talk about your pain, the
pain that makes you do this. You ever done this?
You ever wake up in the morning and dreaded getting
out of bed a little bit because of pain?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I know this knee is gonna bother me when I
get up. You ever done that?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
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(11:55):
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said this, I played it earlier.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Only way we're gonna have a great future in America
is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers and
all of them, because our ultimate goal is to help
the dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for all
eleven million, or however many undocumented there are here.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Notice how he doesn't even know that might be the
most amazing part of that SoundBite. It's not just that
he wants to hand out citizenship like it's like it's
worth nothing. It said he doesn't even know. That's the
Senate Majority leader. He doesn't even know how many are here.
But what he does know is they serve his purposes.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Only way we're gonna have a great future in America
is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers, and
all of them, because our ultimate goal is to help
the dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for all
eleven million, or however many undocumented there are here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This one's from the federalist Biden administration dismisses non citizen
voting as already illegal. See the House Republicans are trying
to attach the Save Act to this funding bill. They'll fail.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but they'll what's out
in the end. Trust me on that they're Republicans. But
for right now, they're acting like they're going to try
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to attach it to the budget. In Arizona, all fifteen
counties are being sued by America First Legal. You know
why they're being sued because they've failed to remove illegal
aliens from the voter rules, all fifteen counties. Did you
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think did you think they opened up the border on purpose,
just so the strawberries could get picked? They opened up
the border on purpose because every part of illegal immigration
helps the communist cause, every single part of it, whether
you're registering them to vote, whether they're just raping and murdering,
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causing chaos, that always helps communism. Remember chaos, angst fear.
This is the fertile soil where communism grows. When people
are happy and content, they never ever, ever turned to
the communists. But if the communists can make things bad enough,
then they will. Remember Lenin's line during the Revolution, the
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worse the better. Every part of illegal immigration aids the
communist cause. And I'd be remiss if I didn't once
again remind you that Red State Oklahoma, their Senator James Lankford,
did everything he could to help them bring illegals into
the country, and he provided them cover for their open
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borders policies. Red State Oklahoma. How about may be a
primary next time? Huh, let's do some emails, Oh, great
balding author. It is my unhumble opinion that we singles
need an anti communist meet and greet. Find someone who
wants to settle down and make babies is next to them.
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Finding somebody who wants to settle down to make babies
with is next to them possible, We humbly request that
you put together a four day, three night Florida resort
getaway somewhere around the first of the year. You keep
emailing me like this show is for matchmaking and asking
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me to put together an app or or a meet
and greet for all of the dimes out there looking
for a dude who can't find one, and all the
dudes out there looking for a dime and they can't
find one. And I am so invested in finding this
and making this happen for you that I have considered
it because I want you to have a family. I
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want you to have all this stuff. You want to
know why I haven't and why I'm not going to.
And I know this sounds terrible, but it's true. The
liability of it if you know how you have any idea,
how many? How much hate mail and death threats and
things like that. I got this one from some loser
last night. Let me see if I can pull this up.
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The guy I'm trying to figure I won't be able
to find it right now. The dude I someone had
dug it up. Someone on the staff had dug it up.
I didn't realize because I don't check a lot of
my messages. He's sent me like forty messages trying to
fight me. He wants to fight me. You don't have
the guts to meet face to face these losers. These
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You know how many people hate listen. What if some
dirty comy goes undercover on the app and hurts one
of our dimes. There's some lovely dimes who listen to
the show, want to find a man, get married, make
some babies. What if some dirty comedy cons are into it.
The liability of linking people up, it's not something I'm
gonna do. And we're also not gonna do some hedonistic
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Florida resort get away for a bunch of singles like
this is like a I don't know, Libertine France or
something like that. Go take her out to Red Lobster
like you're supposed to and treat her right, Chris, I'm
so excited about Red Lobster coming back from bankruptcy. But
you know, the thing is the reason I never dwelled
too much on it is I never had a doubt.
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You can't keep you can't keep greatness down. You can't.
Greatness finds a way to break through. No matter how
many chains you put on Samson, he will find a
way to break those chains in the end. That's what
Red Lobster is like Samson breaking the chains, defeating the
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Philistines in the end because he's too powerful. That's what
Red Lobster is. Too great, too delicious, too powerful. I
might take the wife to Red Lobster tonight just to celebrate.
We might go in there at what Chris, who might
go in there with party hats on, celebrating the employees.
May we may get some pushback, but it's gonna be
worth it. I wonder if I wonder if my Patriots
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supply has a cheddar Bay biscuit in there, and they
might because you know how they have the emergency three
month food kits, Well, now they have a mega emergency
three month food kit. The three month food kits are
two thousand calories a day. The Mega ones are twenty
five hundred a day. That extra five hundred calories could
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be cheddar Bay biscuits. I don't look, We'll reach out
and find out. I don't know. I know they have
old fashioned Italian spaghetti and chicken flavored rice and cheesy
broccoli soup which sounds gross, but I'm sure it's got
a lot of calories in it. I don't know if
they have cheddar Bay biscuits, though, I do know that
Mega emergency three month food kits are three hundred dollars
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food hits record high under the Biden Harris government. That's
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don't trust the DOJ ever, don't trust the FBI. Ever.
They're running an up. It's all coordinated, it's all designed
so they can say stuff like this. The thing that
is is so obvious about this not surprising is we've
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all seen it for several years. There are people who
are deliberately or knowingly or unknowingly promoting Russian propaganda, propaganda
that comes straight from the Kremlin. Yeah. Also, Dome is
in trouble next week. You are civic leaders. You are
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community leaders, You are mentors, you hire locally, you believe
in the community, and you're part of the glue of
the fabric, the wholes communities together, the glue of the fabric. Again,
the super cut, Tom Elliott's super cut. I might let
the whole thing play. It's I think it's a minute
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and a half. I might let the whole thing play.
It murders me. Can I get a witness? When she
drops that, that's when I lost it. I completely lost it.
When she dropped.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Without voter suppression, Stacy Abrams would be the governor of Georgia.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Interesting how they question elections.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Andrew Gillham is the governor of Florida.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'm gonna get into some business now.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay, you won't help us win in twenty twenty and
we gonna do it again in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
What are you gonna do about it? He does not
walk it like he talks me. When we get this
done together? My friend, why he's testified? Can I get
a witness?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
You think you just fought a coconut.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Tree best rapper alive tupac Hey, Chris, I'm sorry, I'll
go back all let her play. I know you just
changed it. I'm gonna need another change on the the
what Chris? I need another change? I decided keep it
popping has to change to. Can I get a witness?
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Come on? You know it's a gon you know it's
a govern See Chris is even with me on this.
He's with you. It has to be. I'm going to
abuse the daylights out of that one. Are you kidding me?
Totally part of that whole listening generation of music. We
campaigned with Deep plan Uppercase Ta uppercase, p deep plan.
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We're expected to defend delan. Oh, the possibilities are immense.
Whatever you want to do, you can do.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I eat no for breakfast, young men of CALLA black
man is not is not just.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The barbershop, No com hers is Indian. Right. We got
these brothers out there, This one brother who's doing a
lot of work on space. Yes, sorry, I gotta stop it. Oh. Also, Chris,
I forgot which one I had you add. There's one
on the soundboard here labeled truth, and I'm so excited.
I feel like it's Christmas morning. I forget what it is. No,
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don't tell me, don't tell me, all right, are you ready? Here?
It is?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I think our reverence for the truth might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm glad that one's on there, But that's not near
as funny as I thought it was going to be.
This is this one may never get It is.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Hey, Jesse, please mention this on your show, like every
single day, She says. We live in the ninth largest
county in Florida, rural totally read. But we just had
a primary this week and only thirty six percent of
registered voters who were eligible to vote turned out to
cast your vote. Please tell your listeners to get out
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and vote, even if their area is blood red. Please.
I love your show. You're the best since Rush oh Man.
I am very frustrated with this, and I'm frustrated that
it's taking so long to get people woken up. Show
up and vote. Show up and vote. Your vote is
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the only political power you have. Use it even if
you're in a red area. You know, I was talking
to a lady today. Her name is get this. Her
name is Lindsey Graham. Don't no, she's the good one.
She's the good one, not the Senator, Not Lindsey Graham. No,
she's much more masculine than him, even though she's lovely.
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Don't get me wrong. But either way, Lindsey Graham's your name.
And she was. She owned a hair salon. She's a mom.
She owned a hair salon in organ, not a political
person at all. Tried to open her salon during the
COVID tyranny. Of course, the savages made her life miserable.
Ends up packing up. She leaves, she heads to Arizona. Ah,
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that's a good thing. That's something I've encouraged you to do.
But what's the second part of that? We else? I say,
do I say leave a blue area for a red area?
And did I say stop there? No? I say move
and become an activist. She left being a non political person.
She left Oregon and moved to Arizona, and she's chosen
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to get involved political activism and she's killing it down
there in her community. And I asked her point blank today,
I said, Hey, has it been rewarding? Has it been awful?
What's it been like? We're talking a two year transition
here from someone who I don't really care about politics too.
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She's showing up at city council meetings, now, school board meetings. Now,
has it been rewarding? And she said, it's been amazing, purposeful, rewarding.
It's not enough to just vote, even get involved in
your community as far as the voting goes. Drag friends,
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family members, and neighbors along with you. I have, I'll
tell you right now, I have. Let me check the date.
I don't want to speak out of turn e yeup
next Wednesday, Next Wednesday night when I get off work,
I'm going to somebody's home in my community, because there
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are four people running to flip the school board in
my town. Four people, and all four of them they're
normal people who've had enough of wretched filth in schools,
of the anti white crap, of the tranny crap, of
the anti America stuff, and they had enough, and they're
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getting involved. And I promise you next Wednesday, when I
get off work. Not that I have a hard job,
right I talk on the radio. When I get off work,
I am not going to feel like going to a
freaking house party. I'm sure there'll be ten of us
there to hear some speeches in a living room from
awkward school board parents. I don't want to. I'm going
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because I feel like I have to. It's my community,
my town, my school district. I feel obligated to do it,
and so I'm doing it. You do it too, You
can do it, and you can bring a friend that
The problem for you is this. The problem for me
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is this. We are the active ones, you and me.
We're active. We have to be the leaders in our
friends circle, we have to be the leaders in our
family circle. And everyone approaches this a different way. I'll
tell you right now. I know you're going to be shocked.
But I'm a jerk about it with my friends now.
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I try to be nice about it. I try to
be cool about it, trying to get them out to
vote in local elections. Hey guys, ha ha ha, that's
a funny football joke. Just a heads up the elections tomorrow.
And I've lamented to you before. How they just ignore it.
I'm not nice about it at all. I'll just abuse
people now. I'm not saying you have to do that.
I approach my friends a different way, but I'll just
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tell them, Hey, Mark, you vote. You're voting today, right,
I'm not really sure. Yeah, it's only your community. Why
bother with it? I'm sure you've got more important things
going on. What are you going to do? Mark? You
got too many beers to drink. You can't go down
and vote. You can go vote, go vote? Oh, I will, Chris,
you know it. Chris is laughing as he knows I'm
telling the truth. I will. I'll just I'll abuse you now.
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But you do it your own way. You know how
to deal with your own friends, your own family members.
But you actually have a you have more of a
burden than normal people do because you're the informed, you're
the involved. You have to lead. And this is not
just apply to men or women. Kids, you too, Even
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if you can't vote yet, you're listening right now. You're learning.
I don't care if you're five years old. You're learning.
You are going to have to be a leader as
you get older amongst your friends. You not the person
next to you. You are going to have to lead.
We have to lead. If you're not ready for that,
get some chalk chock will get you ready. I'm ready now.
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is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Yeah, one more word along those lines. I
mentioned it earlier in the show about moving from a
blue state to a red state, and then I touched
on this story. But Honolulu Police Chief of Honolulu was
happy to announce this is from red state. If you
want to go read about it, was happy to announce
(30:27):
that it didn't matter. If you have a license to
carry a gun and you're defending yourself and are in
fact stopping a mass shooting on your own property, you'll
be arrested for murdered. A few days ago, the following happened.
Three people were killed and two injured in a shooting
at a home stemming from a dispute between neighbors on
Saturday night and Waya and Naya in the West Oahu community.
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The shooter was also fatally shot by a resident who
was arrested on a second degree murder chart wh quote
in Hawaii, we are a non stand your ground state.
Even if you have a license to carry. Even if
you're an individual that discharges a firearm that is involved
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in injuring another person, you're going to be arrested. That's
the direct quote. Something to consider if you're stuck in
an area where you're not allowed to defend yourself. Something
I'm considering as being an explorer because I saw this
news today about the headline is a Chinese icebreaker mission
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to the Arctic is a clear signal of Beijing's polar ambitions.
One you think you've done brave things in your life,
imagine going to the Arctic on Chinese made stuff. Man,
that would suck. Those guys. I'm not totally sure they're
going to be coming back, So best of luck, Bud.
You are, we're never going to see you again. That's one.
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But I really want to be an explorer. I've been
thinking about this for a long time. What do you mean, what, Chris,
where would you go anywhere? You don't have to go
somewhere special one you can lie about wherever you go
and yeah, there's nothing you can't accomplish, Chris, if you're
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not willing to lie about it. But I think specifically
the Arctic, in the polar ice caps. Yes, no, I
know it's cold. I understand it's cold, Chris. They have
all kinds of long Johns and stuff like that, now
where you can stay extra warm. That's one. Two. Do
you have any idea how ruggedly manly I would look
if I was in I would get a bear cloak,
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remember the bear cloak that I've always wanted, And then
I would have no no goggles. I would just I
would have like the bear cloak with the bear head
over the head to keep my head warm and my
eyebrows and my beard would be crusted with ice and
it would be the new logo for the show. And
how sweet would that look? You not support? I know
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we need to go to the Arctic, and I don't.
I don't care whether it's I'll go North Pole, I'll
go South Powl. I don't care where it is. I'll
go explore and I'll always walk around with one of
the ice pick things and everyone looks like a man
when you have the ice pick things on there. Yeah, absolutely,
in snow shoes. I can do this. I can absolutely
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do this. I'm telling you this would be great for
the show. We can do this after we do the
World War two tour. We are gonna need some time off.
So just the heads up, corporate. We're gonna need a
year or so as we get well, Chris, we have
to train and get ready. Are you coming? I feel
like you should come along. No, I know that you
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don't like it when it gets cold, we're gonna need it.
We're gonna have to budget for this, pal and that's
where you're gonna come in. Right. We're gonna need to
save We have to save money, Jesse. We know price
controls on food are a very bad idea. Will voters
who are against Trump but know how economy works change
their vote knowing Kamala will turn the country into Venezuela?
(34:04):
Well that's a question, isn't it. How do you vote?
Why do you vote? What determines your vote? You vote logically,
You think about things logically, you vote or don't vote logically.
I've played how many men on the street segments have
we played for you? Of Dome voters who can't explain
(34:24):
at all why they want to vote for Dome. She's
the first woman. It's time for a change. She's gonna
get It's all just platitudes. And we did a show
on this last week. Reality for some people, it's different
than your reality. It's different than the reality. I should say.
(34:47):
There's reality and then there's an alternate reality where you
think things where you've been so dumb down in program
that you think things like Kamala Harris's sex, you think
that matters. You think the fact that she's a woman
is somehow important to the job. That's crazy to you.
That's crazy to me. But there are millions of Americans
(35:08):
who've been dumbed down and programmed in our education system.
It's not crazy to them. What is crazy is not
emailing in your ask doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. Get
those emailed in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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Speaker 2 (35:23):
And now here's a headline why you know, you know the.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Thing headlines we didn't get to he did not complete
the degree program. Tim Walls repeatedly claimed he was nearly
finished with the doctorate years after he disappeared from the university.
This guy's entire life is a fabrication. It is wild.
That's a man live. Kamala Harris says she's suppt uh,
(35:49):
she's supported increased drilling as VP her administrative administrative administrations.
I don't know why I can't talk. Their own data
shows leasing is at record low. Again, just the truth
isn't in them. This is the actual FBI director's official
response to foreign adversaries meddling in America democracy. He said,
(36:11):
what did he say to him? Don't or something along
those lines. It was it was pathetic. Don't do Oh yeah,
just don't. What's what's his statement? That's the director of
the FBI. Oh my gosh. We were in so much
freaking trouble. House Panel subpoena's governor Walls an investigation of
massive pandemic fraud scheme in Minnesota. I almost forgot Tim
(36:32):
Wallas took a bunch of a bunch of pandemic money
and handed it out to friends and family and pretended
like it was for the public health. Of course, Trump
really shot question mark. Amazon's Alexa's answer was so off.
Amazon responded, kind of makes you think about all those
history books that you've been reading your whole life, doesn't it.
(36:54):
You watch them all the alter reality now change what
is real now? High the truth? Now? What does that
tell you about history? In? What we know? Does make
things interesting, doesn't it. Barack Obama, Obama's mother brother, Why
can't I talk? His brother? Malik endorses Trump twenty twenty four. Yeah,
(37:16):
Obama and his brother have never really gotten along. I
will be back tomorrow to wrap up the week with
an ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. And here's what we have on tap for
this hour. Touch on food costs, apparently there's an LGBTQ
(00:31):
workouting for the Secret Service that's going well, more on
the illegal stuff, China doing something I want to do,
All that and so much more coming up this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. So you remember,
obviously the assassination on Donald Trump's life and how awful
that was, and the failures. If we're being really nice,
(00:53):
the failures of the Secret Service have been talked about
extensively that day. But remember what we talked about in
the wake of that assassination attempt. Once you have a
system that's turned into a criminal system the way ours has.
Once organizations turn criminal, turn corrupt, then the stated purpose
(01:14):
of the organization is no longer its actual purpose. You
and I get angry when Trump almost gets his head
blown off because we think the Secret Services job is
to protect The secret is to protect the people, presidents,
former presidents. That's how we look at the Secret Service.
That's not how the Secret Service sees themselves at all,
(01:37):
because it's a criminal organization. The Secret Service sees itself
as its top job is protected the Secret Service. That's
why in the wake of it, their director she stepped up,
denied all wrongdoing, and they're resigned so she couldn't be charged.
That's it. I didn't do it. I don't know, I
didn't do it. We're all innocent, up and I quit.
Gone the FBI. You think the FBI's job is to
(02:01):
solve crimes. The FBI thinks the FBI's job is to
protect the FBI. But it comes back to this story.
Chris just brinted this one out for me from not
the be. The Secret Service Diversity Office sent a memo
out about an all expenses paid LGBT retreat at Disney World.
(02:22):
That's right in the wake of almost losing Donald Trump
due to Secret Service failure. There's not an all hands
on deck meeting where they're discussing who's getting fired. We're
only going to keep so many people. The rest of
you have to be gone. There's not new training, there's
not Christmas is canceled this year. Nope. Instead we had
(02:46):
that all hands on deck meeting, the one I told
you about where the acting directors said that we have
to guard each other because everyone's being mean to us
right now and now, if you're gay enough, you can
take an all expenses paid trip to Disney World courtesy
of the taxpayer. You are sitting there. I'm sitting here thinking, whoa,
(03:12):
I'm sure they're doing some reforms. Surely, surely heads are rolling.
You said anything like that, head's better roll for this.
Oh no, no, heads aren't rolling. They're gonna do a
big old rainbow parade right through the middle of Disney
on your dime, On your dime. Let's do some emails. Jessie,
(03:34):
you have you have a nipple piercing to go with
a shaved head for I don't have a nipple piercing.
There was an injury where I now I have a
splinter in it. Okay, if you want to hear that story,
you have to go download a podcasts of the show.
It's Tuesday's show. I said it in the first hour.
iHeart Spotify iTunes. What Chris was not pierced, Chris, It
(03:59):
was injured being injured and pierced. To shut up Chris anyway,
the guy says, you have a nipple piercing. To go
with the shaved head. All you need is a sleeve
tattoo in a latte and you'll be ready to write
another book like you guys. Hey, Jesse, I love your show.
I caught it on Monday. I had to tell you your
hour on Actium was great. Really enjoyed it such a surprise.
(04:22):
I was more like two hours on Actium again. Iheartspotify iTunes.
If you're a history fan, Monday's show was for you.
Go download it, enjoy it. Jesse, big fan of the show.
Catch it whenever I can. Unfortunately, it's not enough. You're
one of my favorite voices. One of the things that
drives me the most crazy about all conservative talking heads
(04:42):
on the radio is they don't talk enough about the
biggest problem we really have, which is our mainstream media
industry that works exclusively for the corrupt communists left that
is late America to ruins. What chance do we really
have when you know the majority of the country tunes
into their face favorite news channels like Blind Lemmons every
(05:02):
night weep. There is such a thing, though, as trust
and credibility and having a media that works exclusively on
behalf of communism at all times. Yet it's been terribly
damaging for the country. It continues to damage, and it
(05:22):
has damaged. It's really really, really, really really bad to
have the people who bring you the news hate your guts.
In general, that's not an ideal place to be for
a country. Yes, that's bad, but listenership, viewership of these
(05:43):
far left channels, including the ABC's, NBC, CBS's of the World,
it is going down. And trust in these organizations is
also going down. It was I want to say, last week,
I forget, but they did. Someone did a poll on
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public trust in the media, public trust in the media,
and the poll was wonderful and terrible at the same time.
And I'm gonna make these numbers up, and I'm real,
real close. If you're on the right, if you're a
registered Republican, I think the number was sixteen or seventeen
(06:25):
percent of Republicans trust the media. That's shockingly low. So Republicans,
if you're a registered Republican, you know by now these
people are lying about everything and they're against you. Okay,
so that's good. Let's set that aside. That's you. That's you.
We'll set you aside. Independence also, extremely low trust in
(06:52):
the media that's a good thing. People are trusting it
less they understand what they're hearing, what they're seeing is lies.
That is a good thing. These are good things that
are happening now. I said it was good and bad.
And here's the reason why. In that exact same poll,
(07:12):
Democrats have a staggering I think it was seventy three
percent trust in the American media. How many times have
I told you your liberal ant, Pagy, the average American Democrat,
they're insane, And I don't mean that to be insulting.
(07:36):
They live in a world entirely a fiction of make believe.
They believe, without hesitation, without question, a bunch of things
that aren't real at all. Your liberal ant Peggy believes
Donald Trump called Nazis very fine people. She does. She
believes that that's not true. She's insane, but she believe
(08:00):
believe that. Your liberal ant Peggy believes that the Hunter
Biden laptop was Russian collusion. She believes it. She does.
She believes that Trump told people to inject bleach during COVID.
She believes it. I don't know how we I don't
(08:22):
know how we put Humpty Dumpty back together again like that.
And I should say that that's the reason Dome is
running the campaign they're running, where she's not doing interviews,
she's not putting out policy positions. They're just banking on
the campaign commercials and the American media carrying her to victory.
(08:43):
That campaign they're running is very, very effective on Democrats.
If you're an American Democrat, you can be convinced of anything.
American Democrats are out there right now excited to vote
for Kamala Harris because they are excited for for change.
How much audio have I played for you of them said, well,
it's time for a change, we need a change. Harris
(09:07):
is in power now, and American Democrats are so brainwashed,
so lost, so gone. They will go in and they're
gonna vote for Dome on November sixth, and they're gonna
vote for Dome because they think she's a change good.
You might answer this quick question why you came and
what you like about Harris's platform. He was just very
(09:28):
excited about the moving forward and all the energy and
excitement that's around this movement right now.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So that's why I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Here because it's time for change. It seems like it's happening.
It's time for change. Hey, Ben Stiller, why are you
excited about the woman who's currently vice president? Well, it's
time for change. She's These people live in a world
that isn't real. So look, there's good and bad to this.
(09:56):
It's really really, really, really really bad that the average
of American Democrat lives in a world that isn't real
because we do have to share a country with these
filthy communists. That's bad. But the good news is everyone
who isn't a Democrat they know they're slowly but surely
waking up to the fact that sky really isn't green
in the media is lying to them about everything. All right, Uh,
(10:21):
let's talk about the Biden administration and this whole illegals voting.
Before we do that, let's talk about your pain, the
pain that makes you do this. You ever done this?
You ever wake up in the morning and dreaded getting
out of bed a little bit because of pain?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I know this knee is gonna bother me when I
get up. You ever done that?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Ah?
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Man, I gotta get up, and I know my back's
gonna make me do the thing. Do you ever have
a back make you do that? I've had I've had
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on a Thursday. And remember tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
(11:55):
Do not wait until tomorrow. The questions are starting to
pile up. Get an emailed in right now to Jesse
at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So remember when Chuck Schumer
said this, I played it earlier.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Only way we're gonna have a great future in America
is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers and
all of them, because our ultimate goal is to help
the dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for all
eleven million, or however many undocumented there are here.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Notice how he doesn't even know that might be the
most amazing part of that SoundBite. It's not just that
he wants to hand out citizenship like it's like it's
worth nothing. It said he doesn't even know. That's the
Senate Majority leader. He doesn't even know how many are here.
But what he does know is they serve his purposes.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Only way we're gonna have a great future in America
is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers, and
all of them, because our ultimate goal is to help
the dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for all
eleven million, or however many undocumented there are here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This one's from the federalist Biden administration dismisses non citizen
voting as already illegal. See the House Republicans are trying
to attach the Save Act to this funding bill. They'll fail.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but they'll what's out
in the end. Trust me on that they're Republicans. But
for right now, they're acting like they're going to try
(13:22):
to attach it to the budget. In Arizona, all fifteen
counties are being sued by America First Legal. You know
why they're being sued because they've failed to remove illegal
aliens from the voter rules, all fifteen counties. Did you
(13:45):
think did you think they opened up the border on purpose,
just so the strawberries could get picked? They opened up
the border on purpose because every part of illegal immigration
helps the communist cause, every single part of it, whether
you're registering them to vote, whether they're just raping and murdering,
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causing chaos, that always helps communism. Remember chaos, angst fear.
This is the fertile soil where communism grows. When people
are happy and content, they never ever, ever turned to
the communists. But if the communists can make things bad enough,
then they will. Remember Lenin's line during the Revolution, the
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worse the better. Every part of illegal immigration aids the
communist cause. And I'd be remiss if I didn't once
again remind you that Red State Oklahoma, their Senator James Lankford,
did everything he could to help them bring illegals into
the country, and he provided them cover for their open
(14:54):
borders policies. Red State Oklahoma. How about may be a
primary next time? Huh, let's do some emails, Oh, great
balding author. It is my unhumble opinion that we singles
need an anti communist meet and greet. Find someone who
wants to settle down and make babies is next to them.
(15:15):
Finding somebody who wants to settle down to make babies
with is next to them possible, We humbly request that
you put together a four day, three night Florida resort
getaway somewhere around the first of the year. You keep
emailing me like this show is for matchmaking and asking
(15:35):
me to put together an app or or a meet
and greet for all of the dimes out there looking
for a dude who can't find one, and all the
dudes out there looking for a dime and they can't
find one. And I am so invested in finding this
and making this happen for you that I have considered
it because I want you to have a family. I
(15:57):
want you to have all this stuff. You want to
know why I haven't and why I'm not going to.
And I know this sounds terrible, but it's true. The
liability of it if you know how you have any idea,
how many? How much hate mail and death threats and
things like that. I got this one from some loser
last night. Let me see if I can pull this up.
(16:18):
The guy I'm trying to figure I won't be able
to find it right now. The dude I someone had
dug it up. Someone on the staff had dug it up.
I didn't realize because I don't check a lot of
my messages. He's sent me like forty messages trying to
fight me. He wants to fight me. You don't have
the guts to meet face to face these losers. These
(16:42):
You know how many people hate listen. What if some
dirty comy goes undercover on the app and hurts one
of our dimes. There's some lovely dimes who listen to
the show, want to find a man, get married, make
some babies. What if some dirty comedy cons are into it.
The liability of linking people up, it's not something I'm
gonna do. And we're also not gonna do some hedonistic
(17:04):
Florida resort get away for a bunch of singles like
this is like a I don't know, Libertine France or
something like that. Go take her out to Red Lobster
like you're supposed to and treat her right, Chris, I'm
so excited about Red Lobster coming back from bankruptcy. But
you know, the thing is the reason I never dwelled
too much on it is I never had a doubt.
(17:25):
You can't keep you can't keep greatness down. You can't.
Greatness finds a way to break through. No matter how
many chains you put on Samson, he will find a
way to break those chains in the end. That's what
Red Lobster is like Samson breaking the chains, defeating the
(17:47):
Philistines in the end because he's too powerful. That's what
Red Lobster is. Too great, too delicious, too powerful. I
might take the wife to Red Lobster tonight just to celebrate.
We might go in there at what Chris, who might
go in there with party hats on, celebrating the employees.
May we may get some pushback, but it's gonna be
worth it. I wonder if I wonder if my Patriots
(18:12):
supply has a cheddar Bay biscuit in there, and they
might because you know how they have the emergency three
month food kits, Well, now they have a mega emergency
three month food kit. The three month food kits are
two thousand calories a day. The Mega ones are twenty
five hundred a day. That extra five hundred calories could
(18:34):
be cheddar Bay biscuits. I don't look, We'll reach out
and find out. I don't know. I know they have
old fashioned Italian spaghetti and chicken flavored rice and cheesy
broccoli soup which sounds gross, but I'm sure it's got
a lot of calories in it. I don't know if
they have cheddar Bay biscuits, though, I do know that
Mega emergency three month food kits are three hundred dollars
(18:54):
off right now, and being as how well, costs of
food hits record high under the Biden Harris government. That's
a headline from today. It'd be a really good time
to get an emergency food kit like now, go to
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don't trust the DOJ ever, don't trust the FBI. Ever.
They're running an up. It's all coordinated, it's all designed
so they can say stuff like this. The thing that
is is so obvious about this not surprising is we've
(20:03):
all seen it for several years. There are people who
are deliberately or knowingly or unknowingly promoting Russian propaganda, propaganda
that comes straight from the Kremlin. Yeah. Also, Dome is
in trouble next week. You are civic leaders. You are
(20:23):
community leaders, You are mentors, you hire locally, you believe
in the community, and you're part of the glue of
the fabric, the wholes communities together, the glue of the fabric. Again,
the super cut, Tom Elliott's super cut. I might let
the whole thing play. It's I think it's a minute
(20:45):
and a half. I might let the whole thing play.
It murders me. Can I get a witness? When she
drops that, that's when I lost it. I completely lost it.
When she dropped.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Without voter suppression, Stacy Abrams would be the governor of Georgia.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Interesting how they question elections.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Andrew Gillham is the governor of Florida.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'm gonna get into some business now.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay, you won't help us win in twenty twenty and
we gonna do it again in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
What are you gonna do about it? He does not
walk it like he talks me. When we get this
done together? My friend, why he's testified? Can I get
a witness?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
You think you just fought a coconut.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Tree best rapper alive tupac Hey, Chris, I'm sorry, I'll
go back all let her play. I know you just
changed it. I'm gonna need another change on the the
what Chris? I need another change? I decided keep it
popping has to change to. Can I get a witness?
(21:50):
Come on? You know it's a gon you know it's
a govern See Chris is even with me on this.
He's with you. It has to be. I'm going to
abuse the daylights out of that one. Are you kidding me?
Totally part of that whole listening generation of music. We
campaigned with Deep plan Uppercase Ta uppercase, p deep plan.
(22:13):
We're expected to defend delan. Oh, the possibilities are immense.
Whatever you want to do, you can do.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I eat no for breakfast, young men of CALLA black
man is not is not just.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The barbershop, No com hers is Indian. Right. We got
these brothers out there, This one brother who's doing a
lot of work on space. Yes, sorry, I gotta stop it. Oh. Also, Chris,
I forgot which one I had you add. There's one
on the soundboard here labeled truth, and I'm so excited.
I feel like it's Christmas morning. I forget what it is. No,
(22:48):
don't tell me, don't tell me, all right, are you ready? Here?
It is?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I think our reverence for the truth might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm glad that one's on there, But that's not near
as funny as I thought it was going to be.
This is this one may never get It is.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Hey, Jesse, please mention this on your show, like every
single day, She says. We live in the ninth largest
county in Florida, rural totally read. But we just had
a primary this week and only thirty six percent of
registered voters who were eligible to vote turned out to
cast your vote. Please tell your listeners to get out
(23:32):
and vote, even if their area is blood red. Please.
I love your show. You're the best since Rush oh Man.
I am very frustrated with this, and I'm frustrated that
it's taking so long to get people woken up. Show
up and vote. Show up and vote. Your vote is
(23:54):
the only political power you have. Use it even if
you're in a red area. You know, I was talking
to a lady today. Her name is get this. Her
name is Lindsey Graham. Don't no, she's the good one.
She's the good one, not the Senator, Not Lindsey Graham. No,
she's much more masculine than him, even though she's lovely.
(24:16):
Don't get me wrong. But either way, Lindsey Graham's your name.
And she was. She owned a hair salon. She's a mom.
She owned a hair salon in organ, not a political
person at all. Tried to open her salon during the
COVID tyranny. Of course, the savages made her life miserable.
Ends up packing up. She leaves, she heads to Arizona. Ah,
(24:38):
that's a good thing. That's something I've encouraged you to do.
But what's the second part of that? We else? I say,
do I say leave a blue area for a red area?
And did I say stop there? No? I say move
and become an activist. She left being a non political person.
She left Oregon and moved to Arizona, and she's chosen
(24:58):
to get involved political activism and she's killing it down
there in her community. And I asked her point blank today,
I said, Hey, has it been rewarding? Has it been awful?
What's it been like? We're talking a two year transition
here from someone who I don't really care about politics too.
(25:19):
She's showing up at city council meetings, now, school board meetings. Now,
has it been rewarding? And she said, it's been amazing, purposeful, rewarding.
It's not enough to just vote, even get involved in
your community as far as the voting goes. Drag friends,
(25:40):
family members, and neighbors along with you. I have, I'll
tell you right now, I have. Let me check the date.
I don't want to speak out of turn e yeup
next Wednesday, Next Wednesday night when I get off work,
I'm going to somebody's home in my community, because there
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are four people running to flip the school board in
my town. Four people, and all four of them they're
normal people who've had enough of wretched filth in schools,
of the anti white crap, of the tranny crap, of
the anti America stuff, and they had enough, and they're
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getting involved. And I promise you next Wednesday, when I
get off work. Not that I have a hard job,
right I talk on the radio. When I get off work,
I am not going to feel like going to a
freaking house party. I'm sure there'll be ten of us
there to hear some speeches in a living room from
awkward school board parents. I don't want to. I'm going
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because I feel like I have to. It's my community,
my town, my school district. I feel obligated to do it,
and so I'm doing it. You do it too, You
can do it, and you can bring a friend that
The problem for you is this. The problem for me
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is this. We are the active ones, you and me.
We're active. We have to be the leaders in our
friends circle, we have to be the leaders in our
family circle. And everyone approaches this a different way. I'll
tell you right now. I know you're going to be shocked.
But I'm a jerk about it with my friends now.
(27:28):
I try to be nice about it. I try to
be cool about it, trying to get them out to
vote in local elections. Hey guys, ha ha ha, that's
a funny football joke. Just a heads up the elections tomorrow.
And I've lamented to you before. How they just ignore it.
I'm not nice about it at all. I'll just abuse
people now. I'm not saying you have to do that.
I approach my friends a different way, but I'll just
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tell them, Hey, Mark, you vote. You're voting today, right,
I'm not really sure. Yeah, it's only your community. Why
bother with it? I'm sure you've got more important things
going on. What are you going to do? Mark? You
got too many beers to drink. You can't go down
and vote. You can go vote, go vote? Oh, I will, Chris,
you know it. Chris is laughing as he knows I'm
telling the truth. I will. I'll just I'll abuse you now.
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But you do it your own way. You know how
to deal with your own friends, your own family members.
But you actually have a you have more of a
burden than normal people do because you're the informed, you're
the involved. You have to lead. And this is not
just apply to men or women. Kids, you too, Even
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if you can't vote yet, you're listening right now. You're learning.
I don't care if you're five years old. You're learning.
You are going to have to be a leader as
you get older amongst your friends. You not the person
next to you. You are going to have to lead.
We have to lead. If you're not ready for that,
get some chalk chock will get you ready. I'm ready now.
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is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Yeah, one more word along those lines. I
mentioned it earlier in the show about moving from a
blue state to a red state, and then I touched
on this story. But Honolulu Police Chief of Honolulu was
happy to announce this is from red state. If you
want to go read about it, was happy to announce
(30:27):
that it didn't matter. If you have a license to
carry a gun and you're defending yourself and are in
fact stopping a mass shooting on your own property, you'll
be arrested for murdered. A few days ago, the following happened.
Three people were killed and two injured in a shooting
at a home stemming from a dispute between neighbors on
Saturday night and Waya and Naya in the West Oahu community.
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The shooter was also fatally shot by a resident who
was arrested on a second degree murder chart wh quote
in Hawaii, we are a non stand your ground state.
Even if you have a license to carry. Even if
you're an individual that discharges a firearm that is involved
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in injuring another person, you're going to be arrested. That's
the direct quote. Something to consider if you're stuck in
an area where you're not allowed to defend yourself. Something
I'm considering as being an explorer because I saw this
news today about the headline is a Chinese icebreaker mission
(31:34):
to the Arctic is a clear signal of Beijing's polar ambitions.
One you think you've done brave things in your life,
imagine going to the Arctic on Chinese made stuff. Man,
that would suck. Those guys. I'm not totally sure they're
going to be coming back, So best of luck, Bud.
You are, we're never going to see you again. That's one.
(31:55):
But I really want to be an explorer. I've been
thinking about this for a long time. What do you mean, what, Chris,
where would you go anywhere? You don't have to go
somewhere special one you can lie about wherever you go
and yeah, there's nothing you can't accomplish, Chris, if you're
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not willing to lie about it. But I think specifically
the Arctic, in the polar ice caps. Yes, no, I
know it's cold. I understand it's cold, Chris. They have
all kinds of long Johns and stuff like that, now
where you can stay extra warm. That's one. Two. Do
you have any idea how ruggedly manly I would look
if I was in I would get a bear cloak,
(32:39):
remember the bear cloak that I've always wanted, And then
I would have no no goggles. I would just I
would have like the bear cloak with the bear head
over the head to keep my head warm and my
eyebrows and my beard would be crusted with ice and
it would be the new logo for the show. And
how sweet would that look? You not support? I know
(33:02):
we need to go to the Arctic, and I don't.
I don't care whether it's I'll go North Pole, I'll
go South Powl. I don't care where it is. I'll
go explore and I'll always walk around with one of
the ice pick things and everyone looks like a man
when you have the ice pick things on there. Yeah, absolutely,
in snow shoes. I can do this. I can absolutely
(33:22):
do this. I'm telling you this would be great for
the show. We can do this after we do the
World War two tour. We are gonna need some time off.
So just the heads up, corporate. We're gonna need a
year or so as we get well, Chris, we have
to train and get ready. Are you coming? I feel
like you should come along. No, I know that you
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don't like it when it gets cold, we're gonna need it.
We're gonna have to budget for this, pal and that's
where you're gonna come in. Right. We're gonna need to
save We have to save money, Jesse. We know price
controls on food are a very bad idea. Will voters
who are against Trump but know how economy works change
their vote knowing Kamala will turn the country into Venezuela?
(34:04):
Well that's a question, isn't it. How do you vote?
Why do you vote? What determines your vote? You vote logically,
You think about things logically, you vote or don't vote logically.
I've played how many men on the street segments have
we played for you? Of Dome voters who can't explain
(34:24):
at all why they want to vote for Dome. She's
the first woman. It's time for a change. She's gonna
get It's all just platitudes. And we did a show
on this last week. Reality for some people, it's different
than your reality. It's different than the reality. I should say.
(34:47):
There's reality and then there's an alternate reality where you
think things where you've been so dumb down in program
that you think things like Kamala Harris's sex, you think
that matters. You think the fact that she's a woman
is somehow important to the job. That's crazy to you.
That's crazy to me. But there are millions of Americans
(35:08):
who've been dumbed down and programmed in our education system.
It's not crazy to them. What is crazy is not
emailing in your ask doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. Get
those emailed in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
And now here's a headline why you know, you know the.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Thing headlines we didn't get to he did not complete
the degree program. Tim Walls repeatedly claimed he was nearly
finished with the doctorate years after he disappeared from the university.
This guy's entire life is a fabrication. It is wild.
That's a man live. Kamala Harris says she's suppt uh,
(35:49):
she's supported increased drilling as VP her administrative administrative administrations.
I don't know why I can't talk. Their own data
shows leasing is at record low. Again, just the truth
isn't in them. This is the actual FBI director's official
response to foreign adversaries meddling in America democracy. He said,
(36:11):
what did he say to him? Don't or something along
those lines. It was it was pathetic. Don't do Oh yeah,
just don't. What's what's his statement? That's the director of
the FBI. Oh my gosh. We were in so much
freaking trouble. House Panel subpoena's governor Walls an investigation of
massive pandemic fraud scheme in Minnesota. I almost forgot Tim
(36:32):
Wallas took a bunch of a bunch of pandemic money
and handed it out to friends and family and pretended
like it was for the public health. Of course, Trump
really shot question mark. Amazon's Alexa's answer was so off.
Amazon responded, kind of makes you think about all those
history books that you've been reading your whole life, doesn't it.
(36:54):
You watch them all the alter reality now change what
is real now? High the truth? Now? What does that
tell you about history? In? What we know? Does make
things interesting, doesn't it. Barack Obama, Obama's mother brother, Why
can't I talk? His brother? Malik endorses Trump twenty twenty four. Yeah,
(37:16):
Obama and his brother have never really gotten along. I
will be back tomorrow to wrap up the week with
an ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all.
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