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There’s a chance you might not be able to see the Trump-Dome debate. How debate prep going for the candidates. Is there a connection to mass shootings and the government?The disaster that is the anti-bullying programs.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on eight Thursday.
We're gonna discuss, just very very briefly, this debate Trump
Harris debate thing here, Chuck Schumer. I wanted to play
this in the first hour. I didn't get to it.
Being real, real, honest. We'll get to some emails, cost
of food is up, I want to go to the

(00:37):
polar ice caps, and so much more coming up this
hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Apparently a
bunch of people might not get to see Trump and
Dome debate, and I'm kind of excited about this. I'll
explain why the business end of it really doesn't matter.
ABC and Direct TV. They're in some kind of a

(00:59):
big tiff for something. It's always about money and whatever.
Who cares about that? But if you have Direct TV,
there's a chance you might not see Trump or Dome debate.
I I think I am going to branch out and
do something, and I know I'm gonna hate myself for
doing it, but I'm gonna do it for you. Are

(01:19):
you ready for this? You know? I tell you? Mainly
speaking to introverts, how you need to force yourself to
be in situations with other people. Chris, let me finish,
Let me finish. Don't dump on my idea yet. I
know Chris knows what I'm going to say. I tell
you that I have to do it. I would rather,

(01:42):
as you know, on a Friday night, Saturday night, when
I get when I get off work, I want to
go home and do nothing. No, I don't want to
go out with ten of the neighbors. No, I don't
want to go line dancing. I don't want to. I
want to go home. If I have my way, good book,
maybe a doc memory of some kind, sit down, go

(02:03):
to sleep. That sounds perfect to me, and I have
learned over the years, the more important the television event,
the fewer people you want around you. Back when I
watched the NFL, I finally got to a point where
I wouldn't go to Super Bowl parties. I know I'm

(02:23):
a jerk. I understand that I wouldn't go to Super
Bowl parties. Why I was always annoyed that I couldn't
hear the announcers what was going on. I couldn't hear
the funny commercials because everyone's talking to you the whole time.
We finally went to one me and the wife in
the neighborhood and they started playing the national anthem. In
my house, you shut your friggin mouth when the national

(02:44):
anthem comes on. You can stand or don't stand. I
generally stand. Yes, I'm the dork that stands in my house.
You can stand or don't stand, but you don't get
to talk. You shut your mouth and you listen in
the national anthem is being played. This woman would not
shut up during the national anthem of the Super Bowl,

(03:04):
and my wife could see Bob could see my blood
pressure going through the roof, and she's She even came
over afterwards, she said, calm down, it's gonna be okay.
And that's what I told her. I said, this is
the last one. Enjoy your super Bowl party because I'll
never be at another one. This is the last one.
And I've learned about political debates that I especially now.
I can't watch them with other people because everyone talks

(03:27):
to me the entire time. Everybody talks to me, what
about this? What about that? Well, when you're discussing that,
then I'm missing the next thing. I'm missing things I'm
watching trying to avoid it. But this thing that has
me feeling guilty, the thing by DirecTV not letting ABC
carry it. I think I think it might be time

(03:52):
for a debate watch party. Don't you agree, Chris? Don't
you think that could be funny? And I know, oh
hate myself, But why can't you come? Don't make it
excues Chris?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
The debate?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Is it on till after the show's over? There's no
reason you couldn't come to the watch party? What if
we did a watch party? Now, it's nothing I'm gonna
be able to do nationally. I can't sell tickets to
this or something like that because it's on September tenth. No, Chris,
we're not in it to make money. No, we're not
selling tickets. I just mean, maybe we should do a

(04:21):
big debate, get together. And I know, I know ahead
of time. I know I'm gonna hate myself for this.
I know we're gonna be twenty minutes in and I'm
gonna hate myself. What Chris, Chris said? How many people
ten or twenty? I don't know. Let's just put out
the invite and we'll see how many show up. Is
that a bad idea? That's a bad idea. Now that's

(04:43):
probably as a bad idea, isn't it. Yeah, we'd end
up overwhelming someplace. Remember when we gave out the name
of that website and we crashed the website, and we
gave out the name of the guy's hot sauce and
we sold him out in they were emailing the show.
They're like, please stop, we're sold out. We have to
make adjustments now, all right, figure something out. I have
not ruled out a debate watch party. Look, I think

(05:04):
it's gonna be amazing. Trump has been on message and
he's saying some good stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I will create a Government Efficiency Commission, task with conducting
a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal
government and making recommendations for drastic reforms. We need to
do it. In twenty twenty two, fraud and improper payments
alone cost taxpayers and estimated hundreds of billions of dollars.

(05:32):
As the first order of business, this Commission will develop
an action plan to totally eliminate fraud and improper payments
within six months. This will save trillions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Trillionsh I'm on board, and he's already got his debate material.
Some of it ready to go.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
YP said, no tax on tips. I said, I just
said that she is actually couppying a lot of my
plan effect. We're going to send to her MAGA cap
sometime in the next week to having a special one
May dome.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
She can't talk. And here's the ultimate question. Credit to
Tom Elliott for putting this together. Which accent is she
gonna use without voter suppression?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Stacy Abrams would be the governor of Georgia. Andrew Gillham,
who is the governor of Florida.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm gonna get into some business now.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
You all helped us win in twenty twenty and we
don't do it again in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
He does not walk it like he chalks it.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
When we get this done together, my friend, can I
get a witness?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's all so far. Can I get a witness? I
just want to remind you the Dome is a valley girl.
She's a valley girl. She's a California rich kid.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
She lived most of her life in the wealthy suburb
of Montreal, or the or in a wealthy suburb of California.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's a fou girl, rich kid. He better recognize you
think you.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Just fell out of a coconut tree.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Best Rapper alive?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Tupac? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm totally.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Tupac's dead. By the way, part of that listening, I'm sorry,
I gotta stop. I'm sorry. All right. So I'm excited
about the debate. I feel like it's going to be
a great debate, and I think I want to do
a watch party and it will be the first and
last watch party we ever do. Granted, it is a
little late in the game to try to put together

(07:33):
a watch party. Hey, Chris, what about Red Lobster? No,
did you see the news today? I almost forgot I
should have opened up the show with this. Hold on,
let me pull up the headline here. Did you see
this news? This is from Insider paper. Red Lobster says
it will soon emerge from bankruptcy protection after court approves

(07:56):
of the seafood chain's sale. Like a phoenix rising from
the ashes, Red Lobster is coming back and they'll be
better than ever. And what way to get them back
on their feet than by having a cheddar. We'll even
call it a cheddar baby biscuit watch party? What Chris?

(08:17):
The sale of the restaurant? Chris That just means someone
else is going to buy it. They're not changing any
of the recipes. Trust me, No, they won't change any recipes.
They're not going to sell the recipes and make them cheaper.
Why do you have to dog on everything that's not true?
Speaking of cheaper, I hope you got your nineteenth booster
shot and your heart hasn't exploded yet because you don't

(08:38):
have to pay for the next one. The latest COVID
shots are here, but you may have to pay. I
almost forgot that. We took an experimental therapeutic, We forced
a bunch of people to take it, and the taxpayer,
the taxpayer, paid for the whole thing. God, it's just
you might have to start paying for it. Why weren't

(09:00):
you always stuck paying for it? Why did I have
to pay for your clock shot? Why was that on me? Gosh, Jesse.
As I listen to radio shows, slash podcasts, and watch
the news, I get very frustrated hearing our elected officials
referred to as leaders. They are not leaders. They do
not lead me. They represent me. They are elected representatives.

(09:23):
Maybe you can take the lead by changing the reference
to representatives. His name is Mike, and that's a look
at what you're saying, Mike is a is a smart point.
It's a fair point, but it's also not realistic. Yes,
we elect these people to represent us, but when they

(09:46):
are given the power, when they are given the podium
to decide the laws of the lamb, the direction of
the country, whether they're good at it or not, whether
they're capable leaders or not, they are leaders. They are leaders,
and I wish that wasn't the case. I wish that

(10:09):
we didn't have these losers leading us. I wish we
had capable people, patriotic people, but these are the ones
we have, and we need them to toughen up and
act like leaders. Speaking of which, Chuck Schumer, he's the
Senate Majority leader. What did he have something to say today?
You want to hear this? Hang on, get the Cure

(10:33):
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or if you missed I Don't Know History on Monday,
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Speaker 2 (10:53):
Of the other great Jesse Kelly programming from this week.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
He can download the whole thing on ieart and spotify
an iTunes. So I have a couple doozies out of
Democrat politicians. Chuck Schumer, just man, we're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
The only way we're going to have a great future
in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the Dreamers,
and all of them, because our ultimate goal is to
help the dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for
all eleven million or however many undocumented there are here.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Without a fear in the world, Democrat politicians can announce
they can open up the border on purpose. They can
run you out of your job, run your kid out
of your school, drive your healthcare costs through the roof,
destroy the housing market with twenty thirty million new people,

(11:50):
and without the tiniest bit of fear, they can stand
in front of the voters and announce their intention to
hand all those people citizenship. Bag gone. We are in
a rough spot. And that brings me to what Joe
Biden said today. Joe Biden, he really was good for

(12:12):
us on the right in a lot of ways because
his mind is shattered. We were able to have a
window into how democrats think and the things they say
behind closed doors because Joe Biden he was really always
too stupid to filter his mouth. But now that his
brain is rotted and gone, now he has no ability

(12:33):
to Joe Biden courtesy of his dementia. Joe Biden told
us beforehand that we were going to blow up the
nord Stream two pipeline, and then, of course we did.
Joe Biden, as we talked about the other night, he
basically announced that he was going to have another country
pursue elon Musk and Brazil did. And remember remember the

(12:53):
Inflation Reduction Act. I know you remember it, that huge
trillion dollar boondoggle, and all it was was a huge
handout to Democrat donors and friends, huge quantities of your
money handed to this company or that company, and it
had nothing to do. Obviously, when you spend a trillion

(13:14):
dollars you don't have. It does the opposite of reduced inflation.
And they just decided to name it the Inflation Reduction
Act because these people are the most Braizen liars you've
ever seen in your life. There's just no shame, there's
this evil pores from them. It was a big green
new deal bill and they called it the Inflation Reduction
Act and passed it anyway, even though you couldn't afford groceries.

(13:36):
But Joe Biden, Joe Biden got up and spoke today,
and hey, Joe, don't I don't think you were supposed
to just say it, Bud my investments that through my investments,
the most significant climate change law ever. And by the way,
it is a three hundred and sixty nine billion dollar bill.
It's calling we we should have named it what it

(13:59):
was at any rate.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
And he even did the thing at the end instead
of any way. I think maybe he said any rate.
But that's my favorite thing. You can tell he knew
he'd kind of walked himself.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
And we shouldn't even named it that.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
We should have totally named it the wow anyway, Hey,
good work, Joe, Hi Jesse.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I know you don't like to highlight mass shooting. I
get that. I don't want copycats looking for their sick
fifteen minutes of fame. My question is, I find it
really hard to believe that this tragedy and the fact
that Kamala is tanking in the pools are coincidence. I
truly believe that the medical and psychiatric communities have brainwashed
our children with psychedelic drugs, and they're basically unwinning MK

(14:49):
ultra sleepers, just waiting to be activated for the Democrat convenience.
What say you? If you say I'm insane, I'll drop
my theory. But until then it lives on. Okay, So
let's discuss this all. Looks like they did another match
shooting in time for the election. Have you seen anything
like that? Have you said anything like that or thought

(15:13):
anything like that? All right, so one, I'm not going
to call you crazy. I am not. I am going
to say this. We have to in an era where
the institutions lied to us about everything at all times.
We have to be more open to anything than we

(15:37):
ever have been before. Remember the guy, Remember the guy
in Nashville who parked an RV in the middle of
the road and blew it up. It was a story,
but it was in and out of the news in
fifteen minutes. This is just a few years ago, two
three years ago. I forget what it was. And he

(15:58):
just blew it up, and the FBI swooped in and
just gone out of the news. What happened there? Remember
the Las Vegas shooting is such a terrible terrible friggin day,
the Las Vegas shooting, where this dude or dudes, it

(16:19):
just depends on what you believe, gets on top of
a Vegas high rise somehow manages to get the windows
out and mows down a bunch of people at a
country music concert, largest mass shooting in US history. And
all the FEDS swooped in to dig into this thing
because it's kind of a big deal. Got all these
young people laying dead. It is awful. It's just awful.

(16:43):
And in the end the FBI said, well, couldn't figure
out a motive, Oh well, probably acting alone. We're out
of here. You remember these stories, right, So let's have
a discussion about conspiracy theories and GOVERNMNT programs at mass
shooters and drugs, and let's talk about this, not in

(17:04):
anything specific. I don't want to talk about that school shooting,
but let's discuss this. I'm not going to call you,
I'm not going to call you crazy crazy, but we
are going to have a talk. It is a time, though,
where we need our minds to work. We have to
be able to think. And that's part of the reason
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(17:24):
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(18:07):
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(18:27):
That song was made for you, Chris. That was wonderful,
what Chris? Anyway, it's the Jesse Kelly Show. And we're
having a discussion here about many things. But someone emailed
in and in the wake of the mass shooting. He
wasn't talking about that one specifically, at least I don't think.
But it doesn't matter. He said, Hey, I think this
is all because of the election and the government caused it,

(18:49):
and drugs and MK ultra and stuff. So let me
just lay out a few things I believe and then
we'll talk about mass shootings and this terrible stuff. One.
The government, they do do evil things when it comes
to mind control, manipulation of people. The government, the CIA

(19:14):
experimenting on people using hallucinogenic drugs like acid like LSD.
That's not an Internet conspiracy theory. That's real. All this
stuff has been documented. They did it to prisoners in
the federal system. Now you had to act, you had
to volunteer for it, and God only knows what they
promised these people. But remember that famed Boston gangster Whitey

(19:35):
Bulger shout out to the great WRKO. By the way,
remember Whitey Bulger. Whitey Bulger said until the day he
died that when he was in federal prison in Atlanta,
that he was part of this program where they were
experimenting with acid because it was the Cold War and
we wanted to know how to brainwash people or unbrainwash people.

(19:56):
And he said that he was part of this program,
and he said that it messed him up for the
rest of his life, that he was a different person
for the rest of his life. Now, I don't know
anything about these kind of hardcore drugs. That's never been
my thing. It's not my area. But I've been told
it can alter your mind forever. So that is a thing.

(20:18):
There's a thing we know that is a thing that happens. Now,
let's set that aside. So we know this is something
government will participate in. We know that. We also know
there have been some odd connections, if you will, to
people in the federal government in the wake of mass shootings.

(20:42):
There have been there's a mass shooting here. Now it's
in a supermarket. Wait a minute. The guy who did
this mass shooting, he's really close with this guy who
was in the FBI for twenty five years. But as
a legend ooka These things have happened. They have happened,
and I don't know what happened behind the scenes. And
I'm not going to pretend like I I'm not here
to do conspiracy theory radio. But I know that I

(21:03):
distrust our government, So I know that, and I also
know this. The drugs we take as a country, they're
a lot. And the history of mass shooters being on
some sort of prescribed medication is a long, long history.

(21:29):
It's not the exception, it is the rule. Especially with
these children who do it. You dig into it long
enough and you will almost always find this child has
a prescription for something that has to do with his mind.
Is that the drugs that caused it? I don't know.
I don't want to sit here and act like I

(21:50):
know everything about all this, but I know that's a really,
really consistent thing that I've seen. I know that's real.
I know we take way too many pills as a country,
no matter what you believe. If you go look at
how pilled out America is compared to other countries, it's
amazing how much worse it is here. For a lot

(22:10):
of different reasons. You talk to doctors or hospital administrators,
they can break this down for you, But for a
lot of different reasons, we have become a pill mill
society where you walk in for a checkup, you're just
checking some boxes until he can tell you what pills
he's going to give you. And I also know that's
not good. And I'm not anti medication. You might be

(22:32):
on medication right now that has saved your life or
has changed your life, prolonged your life. I'm not at
all anti medication. I've had medications before for this or that,
this little thing. But man, have we taken that way
too far? And I know we are altering our minds.
We are if you're on anti anxiety medication. Let's say,

(22:55):
if you're on anti anxiety medication for a decade, your
mind has been rewired. That's probably not good. I know that.
Now here's what else I know. I know we have
a serious fatherhood crisis in this country. And a fatherhood

(23:16):
crisis doesn't always mean that dad left. It can mean
that dad just doesn't ever take any time with you.
And it can mean that dad is a gigantic woofs.
And Chris is laughing. I wasn't actually saying that to
be mean, but you get what I'm saying. If your dad.
There are a lot of feminized men now in this society.

(23:38):
Have my feelings, have a baba. There's a lot of
that in this society. Now. I'm not saying everybody has
to be Jeremiah Johnson, of course, not claiming to be
all that is man. But if your dad is this
just wet dish rag nancy with that handshake that feels
like you're shaking the hand of a dead salmon. And
if your mom pushes your dad all over the house, yes,

(24:01):
honey whatever, I'm just a dumb man. It messes dudes up,
it messes up young men. And on top of that,
our anti bullying programs are not effective, and you can
argue they've had the opposite effect. And this conversation gets very,

(24:23):
very uncomfortable because of how much we love our children,
and because of how much we want our children to
be free from harm and free from bullying. And I'm
not an exempt from this. I have two sons. We
don't live in some special Kelly compound bubble. My kids
are around other kids, both at school and publicly, at
this camp or this sports thing or whatnot. You think

(24:45):
my kids have never experienced bullying. Of course they have.
And I know what it's like when you find out
your kid got pushed around or insulted or messed up.
I know what that feeling is of anger and you
want to go strangle some and how could you? I know,
I get it, But here's the deal. We have done

(25:07):
the best we can to deny the nature of man
antoid bullying programs. Make sure you tell the teacher, get
Bobby involved. That only makes all the problems worse. I
was a young man. I've been bullied before as a
young man. I know what it's like and I know

(25:30):
the only solution. The only solution is you got to
sock him in the mouth. You do, hey, you want
to do it safely. Don't be jumping anybody, don't be
fighting on the concrete like an idiot. I can't believe
you young men out there who let's meet in the parking lot.
Let go to the freaking grass somewhere and go settle it.

(25:51):
You'll probably end up being friends afterwards. Maybe a little
bloody lip, and we don't want that, especially in this
feminized society. That sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I don't want Aiden, Jaden and Braden to have a
bloody nose.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
And I get it. I don't want my kids to
have bloody nose. I don't want either of my sons
to get socked in the face. Guess what, I've been
socked in the face plenty. Every one of them was
a valuable lesson every single one of them. And I've
done plenty of sock in myself, and I taught plenty
of lessons myself. You have to do it as a
dude and probably as a lady. I don't want to
speak for young ladies. I've never been one, but young

(26:24):
women can be terrible to other young women. As a dude,
there's not a second way. But we don't do that.
We tell kids, you're not allowed, You're not allowed. Don't
you dare, don't you dare? No, you can't tell your mommy,
tell the principal, tell this, tell that. And you have
these kids and they get bullied and bullied and bullied
and bullied, and you can't know what that does to

(26:45):
a young man. You want to feel. It's the worst
feeling in the world. You don't feel like a man.
You feel like nothing. You're a useless loser, You're nothing.
And you do that long enough, and long enough, and
long enough you experience that. Add in some drugs, add
in a father who's not there, and you might just
find yourself with a fourteen, fifteen year old who wants

(27:07):
to die and take some people with him when he goes.
And that happens so I'm not calling you crazy if
you think it's government caused or government programs, because I
don't know what's real and what's not. I try to
digest whatever comes in and process it through what we
do know. But those are the things I know, and

(27:27):
I don't rule out anything. I just talk to your kids.
Make sure your children aren't being bullied. If they are
being bullied, well you're gonna have to prepare your kids
to handle it. That's the bottom line, all right, all right,
and you need to know that there's a chance you
might have to stop a mass shooter yourself. I hate

(27:51):
that we live in that kind of society where this
is a thing now where people, instead of just offering themselves,
which is bad enough, that's bad enough, now, they decide
they want to take a bunch of people with them.
So that weapon you carry, can you shoot a moving
target with it? Can you shoot from the kneeling position?

(28:15):
Did you think that that guy who's shooting up the
mall where you are you think he's going to sit
still for you like that target at the range? How
much do you practice with your weapon? Are you ready
with both hands? Mantis X will get you ready. It's
like having a firearms instructor in your home. You dry

(28:36):
fire practice in your home. But it's a lot more
than just target practice. They're going to put you through drills.
It's for beginners, it's for experienced shooters. When you use
mantis x, you get faster, you get deadlier, you get
ready to use that weapon. I pray you never have
to use. Go to mantisx dot com. It's the gift

(28:57):
for the gun owner. Mantis x dot com. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Time.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Thursday. Do not forget that tomorrow is
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dot com. Ask me anything. In fact, let's do some emails,

(29:26):
shall we. Oracle of Oracles, Your uncertainty of the system's
reaction to a Dome slaughter post debate has merit. However,
I don't think the system would risk that and have
already acted. I bet the ABC communist apparatchicks have already
given Dome the questions what say you? Well, this actually
ties back. It's very similar to the conversation we had

(29:49):
about Joe Biden ABC giving Dome the questions. Oh they have.
Oh for sure, somebody somebody slipped the questions to Dome.
Yes they will. But just like Joe Biden, there's only
so much you can protect them. There's only so much
you can and uh in football football you ever, you

(30:13):
ever watch any college football, especially NFL, with these quarterbacks
that run like the wind blows, but they really can't
throw to save their lives. They're just not good at
throwing the ball. Well, that can work for a while,
but at some point you're down by fourteen with five
minutes left in the fourth quarter and he has to

(30:35):
drop back and he has to throw the ball. And
in that situation, if he can't throw the ball, you're finished.
When you're running for president of the United States of America,
you can run a basement campaign for a long time,
especially when you have a compliant media. You can do
no sit down interviews. You can spend a bunch of

(30:57):
money to have social media influencers put and stuff out there,
and TV commercials, and you can have a big, fancy
convention with singers enjoy. You know that you can do
all that. You can exist for a very very very
long time. With a candidate who doesn't have the ability
to speak eloquently on anything, you can do it for

(31:19):
a while. But debate Night. Part of the reason Debate
Night is so important and so huge is because at
some point you're gonna have to stand on stage, on camera,
no commercials, no advisors, know nothing, and you are going
to have to speak to the American people, and the

(31:42):
American people are going to be watching, and if you can't,
you're in very deep trouble. This is Remember when I
told you all this before the Trump Biden debate, and
then after the Trump Biden debate. Why do you think?
Why do you think they were all giving Joe Biden's
political eulogy that night, every one of them, every Democrat,

(32:06):
every punted on TV. They were practically crying on television.
Why they knew, They knew what that night meant. They
knew that America was watching that it was no more
cue cards, no more teleprompters. Joe Biden, he had it
was it an hour and a half, Chris, two hours,

(32:27):
I forget how long it was. I yet an hour
and a half, two hours where he had to speak
to the American people without help, and he didn't do
it because he couldn't do it, and they knew that
meant it was it. That was it for him. And
Kamala Harris. She can't talk. And you can say debate prep,

(32:51):
and yes, they can try to prep her debate wise,
but there's another thing that hurts Kamala Harris. Was a
story a lot of people glossed over and missed, but
I picked up on it because it was one of
those things. Maybe it's just because I'm weird, but it
said a lot to me. Dome was going through This
is a year or two ago. She was going through

(33:13):
a lot of staff turnover and it was starting to
hit the news a little bit. Not major headlines, but wow,
another person quit, another person quit, People kept quitting on Dome.
And one of the staffers went to whatever publication it was.
I want to say Politico, but don't quote me on that.
She went to Politico and the staffer said, we will

(33:35):
give her a binder of prep work for whatever speech
she's about to give, and she just won't read it.
She won't read any of it. And then she'll go
give a speech and sound like an idiot, and come
back from sounding like an idiot and chew us out
because she sounded like an idiot. What that is I

(33:58):
don't know. Maybe Dome is just it's lazy. She could
be just lazy. Laziness is a thing. Maybe that's it.
But this is not a human being who sits down
in preps. And even if she did, let's say she's
so nervous and so worried about how she's going to
look that right now she has decided she's going to

(34:21):
prep for this debate. Well, when's she going to do that?
You know what it's like to run for office. I
ran for Congress twice in Arizona. This is congress. It's
nothing compared to running for president. I was running to
be a member of Congress in the southeastern corner of Arizona,

(34:44):
and in the heat of the campaign, two months before
the election, I didn't have ten minutes in the day
where I could just stop and think. You were on
the phone, you're giving speeches. If you're not doing that,
you're trying to find time to shovel food into your
mouth off between the next event. And if you do
happen to have downtime, you're so fried out and exhausted.

(35:07):
It's not like you're in prime study mode. What I'm
saying is Dome can't go from this airhead no nothing
to being someone who's boned up on the issues in
the time she has left. She doesn't have time. Trump
has the benefit of knowing all these things already. Remember Trump,

(35:27):
Remember what Trump did. It's one of my favorite things
about his presidency. The hours he worked. He was famous
for working these seventeen eighteen hour days. He was just
it worked like a demon. Trump's not lazy. Dome. Whether
she's lazi or just dumb or both, she can't get

(35:49):
ready for the debate. There's not enough time. I don't
know that a year would be enough time to get
her ready. Gosh, I can't wait. I'm really considering this
Red Lobster watch party. Chris, I like this idea. Well,
I don't like that you're dumping on it. You know what, Chris,
You're not invited. I just decided, no, that's what you want.
Never mind, you are invited, Chris, you are invited. You

(36:10):
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