September 6, 2024 • 39 mins
If you're not catching flak, you're not over the target. Is project 2025 going to take away veteran benefits? Douglass MacArthur abandoning his men. Democrat operatives operating in republican circles. Trump doesn’t have the authority or the desire to go after the AG’s that prosecuted him. Who is vetting all these aids that turn out to be Chicom spies. Bear protection in Glacier National Park.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask Doctor Jesse Friday, we're going to
dig into calling them communists. Someone needs some help apparently
with his garbage disposal project twenty twenty five. Somebody's running
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for office. There's all kinds of stuff going on on
the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. I want to play
something from Tim Walls first before we get back to
the emails. Walls said, this.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Go off to Yale, you get a philosophy major, you
write a best selling book, Tragh, the very people you
grew up with, just don't come back to Eerie and
tell us how to run our lives.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was Tim Walls blasting away at jd Vance for
making it out of his rough upbringing going to Yale
writing this book that jd Vance wrote, and it just
as I heard him say it, it just reminded me
how much all Democrat politics now it's all grievance politics,
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all of it, every bit of it. It's all lobster
in the bucket. Hate the rich guy, hate the guy
who has the house. You want, the job, you want
of this you want, that that you want. It's all
based on envy, and it's really really poisonous. It's really bad.
It's part of the reason, part of the reason Democrats
can get worse and worse, meaning meaner and meaner as
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they get older, is because the longer you embrace poison
like jealousy, like envy, the longer you let that stuff
fester inside of you. It's poison for the mind, it
really is. It's like taking drugs for an extended period
of time. Uncle Jesse, I live in the Houston area.
I need your help. Something has my garbage disposal locked up.
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Oh never mind, I didn't realize you were being mean.
My hand doesn't fit through the sink. I figured you
could get both your hands in there to unclog it
for me. I hate you also. I believe you replaced Michael,
but I haven't heard his or her name yet. Is
there a reason for that? Michael's gone? Just me and
Chris right now. We have not replaced Michael yet. I
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believe we have settled on somebody. It's a hymn and
I don't hire hers, so there ain't gonna be no
her here in the office. This is where dudes work.
I don't work around hers. Dear Jesse, I listened to
a lot of political shows, and no one but you
call the Democrats democrats communists? Why is that? Thank you
for calling them out for what they are. His name
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is Steven Well. I don't know why other people do
what they do or don't do what they don't do,
but I know that they are communists. They are. Is
this all cultural Marxism, cultural Marxism. I don't know why
that weird? This is all cultural Marxism. This is all envy.
It's all warfare between the aggrieved. It's the religion of
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the malcontent. Find the people who are miserable, who hate
their lives, and use their bitterness to help you destroy
and help you gain power. It's all Democrat politics is
It's despicable, it's awful, and I wish more did it.
But calling them communists is something that is getting into
the mainstream. Trump is doing this now, and that's huge
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because Trump is such an influential voice on the right.
Trump is calling Kamala Comrade Kamala, to the point they're
now printing articles. I saw an article up today. The
Libs are whining about it. That's wrong. You can't call
someone a communist. You shouldn't do that again. That's how
you know you should do that. Whatever bothers them, that's
what you should do. Because everything they do is based
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on deception. They're trying to hide who they are, what
they want, trying to hide all these things. So expose them,
Dear history Professor Jesse help. My hubby tells me that
if we make over one hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars a year, then Project twenty twenty five will stop
his income from veterans disability. He tells me to vote
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for Biden because he can read the Project twenty twenty five.
Shall I read the thing? Is this a real thing?
Please advise you can read Project twenty twenty five. Go ahead.
Her name's Ann. Your husband is completely wrong. Project twenty
twenty five is not a legislative agenda that's about to
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be enacted by anybody. Trump has rejected it. Now. I
like Project twenty twenty five. I like everything I've seen.
I think it's really really solid. I don't agree with
everything in it, but boy, if we had that, we'd
be much better off. But Project twenty twenty five is
not as much a policy agenda as it is a
database where people on the right can apply to get
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those government jobs. So as we run the communists out
of the government, we have a database of people to
replace them with. That's the main point of Project twenty
twenty five. It's putting decent people in the government, and
that has plagued us. It's really what plagued Donald Trump's
first four years. He couldn't ever hire somebody decent. It
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was very very rare. The Sarah Huckabees were very rare.
He had a long list of losers who went through
there and really recapped his agenda and his presidency. Project
twenty twenty five, though, has been rejected outright by Trump
and his people. So this is not something your husband
has to worry about at all, and they're certainly not
going to cut his veterans disability. No. Feel free to
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read it yourself, but it's not something that's going to happen. Jesse,
I have a sinking feeling about this election. I don't
believe there's a way Trump's going to win. We know
about the two thousand mules, the voting machines, He's going
on on all this stuff. Am I being too pessimistic.
He goes through a long list of things of why
we can't win. Am I being too pessimistic? His name
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is Scott. No, No, you're not being too pessimistic. But
I believe we can win. If you feel like we can't,
like the country's too far gone, you might be right.
I don't. I'm not trying to try to sugarcoat anything
for you. We might be too far gone. And if
this country elects this brain dead moron who doesn't even
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state her policy positions, if the country can be gas
lit on this level where you can run a campaign
based on joy with no policy positions and you can win,
if we're that far gone, well then nationally, as far
as the fifty State experiment goes, we probably are gone.
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We probably are. We've had this talk before about it
depends on what you put your hope in. It's not
that I am without hope or not that I am
too hopeful. I just have my hope in different things
than a lot of people do. I've been very frank
with you on this. I am not hopeful that the
fifty state experiment will continue on. I am not. I
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look at the things where we're at right now, not
only with our currency, with our divided population, with how
many immigrants we've allowed to pour into the country, water
down and shatter the culture. And what I see, I
see a box checking list of everything a fading empire
would be doing. Historically, we are doing everything fading empires
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have done. I am not hopeful in the fifty state experiment.
If it works out, great, that's what I'm going to
try for. It's what you're going to try for. I'm
not hopeful on that. I am, however, very very very hopeful,
very hopeful that you and I, and more importantly, our
children can have a life that looks a lot like
the life we've always known because of our state system
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in this country. We have a state system that is unique,
and we have gun ownership at a level that is unique.
Americans own forty six percent of the guns on the planet.
That matters because as long as that's the case, the
communists can never fully take over here and do what
they want. We have guns, and we have a state
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system where if we fortify our states properly, our states,
many of them are wealthy enough and powerful enough to
be countries on their own. Did you know that Texas's
economy is the size of Russia's economy. Did you know
that that's one state? Now I realize it's a big,
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wealthy state like Texas, but that's one state. We talk
about Russia like they're this big superpower, and I guess
given their nuclear stockpile, they are a superpower. One state
matches Russia's economy. If we can get to red areas
and win local elections and focus on fortifying the areas,
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we can fortify your children and their children and their
children after them, no matter what happens, whether it's a
national divorced or God forbids something worse, no matter what, help,
No matter what happens, your children can live, work, and
worship in a place where they can be reasonably free,
where they can worship freely, where they can speak freely,
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where they can own guns, drive cars, these things. This
freedom thing doesn't have to go away. If the fifty
state United States of America experiment comes apart on us,
it doesn't have to go away. We are in for
some rocky times, no matter what. When you've done to
yourself what we've done to ourselves, there's no easy way
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out of this. We've got to come down off of drugs,
the drugs of spending, the drugs of so many things
and coming down off of drugs. You ever talked to
an addict who said, who's gone through rehab and come
down off of drugs? It doesn't sound very fun. I've
never had to go through that, but it doesn't sound
very fun at all. Well, that's where we're at as
a country where you have paying coming. Yeah, but if
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we fight now, we can win. Just depends on where
you put your hope. Dear man Boob Lumberyard. Oh, he's
talking about the nipples splinter On your Twitter handle? Your
name is at Jesse Kelly DC. What does the DC
stand for? When I was running for Congress, that's when
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they started my social media accounts and the Jesse Kelly
was taken probably still is taken by some poor sap
named Jesse Kelly. So they decided, because I was running
to be in Congress, to throw a DC on the
end of it. It's for Washington, d C. But it
didn't work out anyway. On a serious note, why is
your show podcast from this past Juneteenth missing from Apple Podcasts?
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iHeart Spotify? Was it so offensive it was blocked? Hey, Chris,
why is our juneteenth show. Not on there. Did we
say I say something terrible that day? I probably I
probably did. I don't know. I don't know. We can
actually look into that unless I was gone, which I
don't know. I don't know why we were here. We
were here and we did a show. Go okay, so
we were here and we did a show. I don't know,
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I have to go to an event after work tonight.
And I was just complaining to Jewish producer Chris about
it and he wasn't very sympathetic. So now I'm gonna
complain to you. It's a political event. It's something that
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I'm doing just because it's the right thing to do.
It's not some paid speech or something like that. I'll
expand more on what it is next week. I don't
want to be too forward about that now. But it's
a political event and food is gonna be awful, and
everybody's gonna talk to me the whole time. And I
was just going over this with Chris. I think I
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already have a plan. My plan is it's a three
hour event. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do
an hour and a half and then I'm gonna give
myself a people intermission and I'm going to excuse myself
what Chris, And I'm gonna go get some food. I'm
just I'm gonna take a half hour, forty five minutes
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and I'm just gonna sit down by myself and eat something.
What Chris. I ruined it. And now they'll know what
I'm doing. Yeah, I didn't really consider before. I just
talked about that just now that a lot of them
might be listening. In fact, they might already be on
the way to the event. Look, if you're listening and
you're going to the event with me, I want you
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to know that you can talk to me. That's fine.
But if I take a phone call, it's because I
don't want to talk to you anymore. That's a fake
phone call. That's one and two. When you see me
walking out the door, I'm going to get food because
I don't want to talk to you anymore, So don't
chase me down. I'll be back once I recharge the
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social batteries. This is the people who were these extroverts.
Like my wife does not understand this at all because
she gets energized from being around people, from being in crowds.
The longer she's there, the longer she wants to stay.
And I can be having a great time, but there
is just a time limit. My battery, my social batteries
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going down, down, down the second I get in. Now,
all that said, if I happen to see any one
of you tonight, and there's a chance I might, and
you see me sitting down by myself having some food,
please come up and say hi. I really, I'm just kidding.
You can come over and say hello. So well, yeah,
make it quick. They don't sit and park it there,
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Just come say hello and then let me finish my nachos. Jesse,
what are your thoughts and opinions on General MacArthur. I
have always thought of him as a great general and leader.
But I've read books on World War Two in the
Korean War, and I've started to have my doubts. What
say you, ps, Did you ever try cinnamon rules in Chili? No?
I never did do the cinnamon rules in Chile, but
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I would do cinnamon rules in Chile. Don't shake your head,
Chris two. I cannot stand Douglas MacArthur, cannot stand him.
Opinions vary, but this is my rule for generals. It
always has been my rule for generals, not saying it
has to be your rule, but it is my rule.
If they're men. I'm not talking about the officers whose
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career they make. If the men themselves, the guys on
the ground, if they dislike him, I dislike him because
the men always know, they always know, they had derogatory
nicknames for Douglas MacArthur. I don't care what history books
you read that love him or hate him. It's a
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fact his men called him dugout Doug because he was
never with them while they were starving and during the
Korean War, when our guys were freezing and dying, Douglas MacArthur,
who was in charge of that war, didn't sleep a
single night in Korea, didn't spend a night there. His
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men resented that his men resented him. He may have
been brilliant. Everyone calls him brilliant. He was brilliant, had
a brilliant mind. So I just have to accept the
history books and accept that. I guess he was brilliant
on some level. I'm not denying his intelligence at all,
but that is my rule for generals. If their men
hate them, I automatically assume he's bad. Well, look, when
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we were in the Marines, I was a nobody. I
was a four year grunt marine. You go from being
a private to a private, first class, lance corporal and corporal,
you end up just so. I was a very low
level positions. I realize corporals and NCOs run the Marine Corps,
but still these I'm not working with generals and colonels.
I'm not working with these guys. And even then, we
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knew when we had a good battalion commander or a
bad battalion commander. We knew. The men always knew. We
knew when we had a good company commander and a
bad company commander. The word goes out, this guy's capable,
this guy cares, this guy sucks, this guy's selfish, this
guy's an idiot. The guys on the ground, no, So,
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no matter what our opinions are, yours or mine. On MacArthur,
the opinions of his men were like, I sucks, tells
me everything I need to know, Jesse. Do you suspect
there will be riots with either Trump or a Harris victory.
Oh my gosh, if Trump wins, I am hopeful he will.
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But if Trump wins, there are gonna be some terrible
riots in the blue areas. Remember it's not a pendulum.
The communist control of blue areas has only gone up
and up and up and up and up. And in
these blue areas, law enforcement has been completely neutered. The das,
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they're all Soros das now. Who let the criminals go?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
The FBI is worse than it's ever been doj can't
be trusted, CIA can't be trusted. These organizations are all
worse now than they were before. They're going to allow
anything and everything to oppose Donald Trump. If Donald Trump
gets elected again, but they already tried to throw him
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in prison, that tried to kill him, what do you
think they're going to allow to happen if the guy
gets elected president of the United States of America. Yeah,
it is bad. You know what else is bad? The dollar?
You know what nations are doing right now? Do you
know what major finance companies, like the Black Rocks of
the world. You know what they're doing, buying up hard assets,
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buying up real estate, residential real estate as fast as
they can. Why do you think that is? Why would
you be putting so much real estate on your books? Right? Now,
why is this something that countries do, that finance giants
do Because in rocky economic times you can go read
about the Great Depression. Whatever hard assets are the thing
that lasts and gets you through it. This stock here
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may come or go. A home always has value. Market
may go up, market may go down, but because it's
a tangible hard asset, the value is always there. Done
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Done for you. Real estate handles everything too. They'll get
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Done for you. Jesse dot Com. Done for you, Jesse
dot Com. We'll be back. I've got on animois. I
don't mean yes, Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse
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Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
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iHeart Spotify iTunes. I'll be back on Monday for medal
of honor Monday. Now, let's do as many of these
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as we can. Master splinter, it's not nice in my state, Nebraska,
people are calling into talk radio shows claiming to be
conservatives and saying they absolutely love the economy in the administration,
saying things like, if you live within your means, the
economy is great. It seems obvious to me these are
paid operatives from the Democrat Party. Have you noticed that
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in other areas? Are you hearing similar tactics? I love
the show. I wish Chris didn't give you such a
hard time. Me too. So I have seen this, I
have heard it, and I'll be honest with you. I
think it's brilliant. Shady. Yeah, yeah, it's shady. It's pretty brilliant.
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Because people want to be on a winning team, momentum,
it matters. They get caught up in the emotions of
the election, and look, is it going to work on
a bunch of people? Of course not, because people understand
grocery prices are too high they can see their wallet.
But will it work on some yep? And remember how
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close presidential elections are. It's bonkers. You have this huge country,
three hundred million people, and you'll have a presidential election
that really breaks down to fifty thousand votes. It's just
not that many votes. A little shade here, a little
shade there, and either you're the president or you're going
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to jail. Especially with the Trump revelation today, I haven't
touched on it just because it's I guess it became
a non story. But Judge ruled earlier today that Trump's
sentencing is going to be after the election November twenty sixth.
So you want to talk about stakes, think about this.
For Trump, he wins or he very likely goes to jail,
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and that's before Jack Smith gets his claws into him.
Trump has to win this election. Dear fellow white trash,
I just wanted you to know that I did a
stupid thing and I listened to you. I got involved.
Next thing you know, I'm running for city council in
my small town in Colorado. It's a long story, but
it has been quite a journey. Any advice, Well well done, sir,
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Well done one. I am very very proud of you
everyone who gets involved like this. This is how we
save our country. That's freaking awesome. Any advice, Okay, First,
make sure you are yourself. And I say that everyone
says that, but this is what I mean. When you
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do politics, whether you're running for office, or honestly. This
applies a lot to radio and TV. It's very tempting
to try to copy what someone else does, how someone
else talks their positions on things. But people can sniff
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out a phony from a mile away. Even the worst
haters of this show, and people who get offended by
everything I say, they will email in and say, at
least I can tell you're being honest. You understand who
I am. I don't sugarcoat it for you. When you're
running for office, you are going to talk to people,
even if it's city council. It doesn't sound big, but
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it's big. You're going to be at events. They'll be
smaller events, fifteen twenty person events. You're going to go
give speeches at the local county GOP meeting. You are
going to speak to rooms full of people. Don't worry
that you don't give speeches like Ronald Reagan. All right,
you're just starting out. Get up and be authentic. You're
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if you're nervous, tell them you're nervous. If you are
passionate about taxes, speak about taxes. If you're passionate about
what's going on in the schools, focus on that. Just
be authentic. That's what I'm telling you. Also, don't be
afraid to ask people for money. This was what I
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struggled with a lot when I was running for Congress.
I hate asking for asking people for anything. Really, that's
a Kelly thing. Kelly's don't ask for help, just who
we are. And I really don't like feeling like a mooch.
I hate mooches and I never wanted to be thought
of as a mooch. So I struggled in the beginning
with asking people for money. But you need money to
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run for office. You have to have money. You need
money to pay for the mailers, you need money to
pay for this, and money to pay for thats. Politicians
do need money, well, the campaigns themselves need money. Learn
to be comfortable with that, and learn to ask boldly
when you ask. If you ask people for money when
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you're running for office, and it sounds like this, So
if I don't know if you can give just just
five dollars, I certainly don't want to ask for too much.
But maybe if you could give something, that's fine. But
if you can't give, if you can't give anything, that's
fine too. You're not going to raise any money like that.
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You can't do that. You have got to get comfortable
standing up in front of a room and telling people
I need money. I have to send mailers out. The
mailers are going to cost me. I'm just making up
a number here, are going to cost a campaign ten
thousand dollars and I need to raise ten thousand dollars.
So if you can write me a five hundred dollars
check tonight. Whatever the limits are to your campaign, make
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sure you stay within the law, But if you can
write me a five hundred dollar check tonight, I need
freaking five hundred dollars. I need it that you and
people who want who want something better for their community,
they are willing to give to a campaign of someone
who they think will make it better. You're not mooching it.
You're not pocketing the cash. You're not taking it to
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red lobster unless you're lucky. You're using it for your campaign.
So ask for money boldly. Hey, Jesse, a coworker and
I have a bet on whether Trump will enact their
exact revenge on Fanny Willis, Alvin Bragg and Judge Murshaan
by forcing them to step down. I don't think it
will happen. But my coworker does what do you think
his name is? Your name is John. Trump doesn't have
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the authority to do this. Trump doesn't. He doesn't have
any authority over Alvin Bragg. He doesn't have any authority
over Fanny Willis, and I have any authority over Judge
Mershan in New York. This is something that norms can
get caught up in this a lot. They don't understand power,
different jurisdictions. They don't understand the limits of power. We
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don't have a king here, we don't have a dictator.
The president can't fire a district attorney in Fulton County,
Georgia who he doesn't like. That and the fact Trump
is sadly not a very vengeful person anyway, which is
a big reason why he's in the pickle he's in.
Trump wants to get along with these people. He's always
wanted to get along with these people. He does. He
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wants to be even through with everything he's gone through,
he does want to be accepted. He wants a nice
article in the New York Times. He does. That's why
he still meets with Maggie Haberman when all she does
is blast away at him. He wants to he wants
to Trump is not the sword of God vengeful type. Now,
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the sort of god vengeful type is coming. They're going
to watch how they've chewed Trump up and this, you know,
it's a sort of god type is coming. But yeah,
go ahead, Chris, go ahead. Play. This is after Trump
gave this is after Trump got elected. Hillary Clinton the criminal,
Well this is what he said.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You know, I'll tell you there is something that I
wanted to say because I was very honored, very very
honored when I heard that President Bill Clinton and Secretary
Hillary Clinton was coming today, and I think it's appropriate
to sell and I'd like you to stand up. I'd
like you to stand up. And honestly, there's nothing more
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I can say because I have a lot of respect
for those two people. So thank you all for being here.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's after he campaigned for office on locker up. He's
not the sword of God type one and two. He
doesn't have the authority to exact revenge on these So
that's just what it is. Jar Head, What are the
odds Hochel knew? Uh the lady was a communist. He's
talking about that communist Chinese spy right next to hogel
(29:12):
I don't know that Hochel knew she was a spy.
But there's a reason Democrats keep getting caught with Chinese spies.
And I will, you know, will break this down in
just a moment. Before we break that down, speaking of
funding communists, who do you pay every month for your
cell phone? Do you make an automatic payment every month
(29:36):
to AT and T or T Mobile of Verizon? These
companies they hate us, they hate us. They take our
money and they use it. Go look up, look, go
look up whoever you whoever your cell phone provider is,
Go look up the name of that company in Pride
month and everything you see there you funded. Think about that.
(30:01):
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The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. All right, before
we get to the emails, I didn't get to I
want I want to break down this question. That Chinese
spy was just caught the you know, former Kathy Hokeel
employee found out to be her and her husband a
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Chinese spy. And this keeps happening to Democrats. Diane Feinstein's chauffeur,
Chinese spy, Eric Swallowell's side piece, Chinese spy. Just Chinese
spyf to Chinese spy. Why does it keep happening to Democrats?
It does happen to Republicans too, but it's so much
more prevalent on the left. Because the guy asked, did
Hochel new? We ill put to you this way? If
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I if I am. I'm starting a daycare, right, Jesse's Daycare,
And I'm looking for people to raise the kids, well,
raise the kids, guide the kids, teach the kids, watch
the kids. And I go down to the local county
jail and that's where I start looking for employees to
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work in my daycare. If I grab one guy, is
that again guarantee he's going to be a bad guy
who steals from the daycare or hurts the kids. Of
course not, of course not. Might just be a guy
who got wrung up for something. He's okay turning his
life around, of course not. But if I keep going
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down to the local county jail to grab new employees
for my daycare, is it a guarantee that eventually I'm
going to get a bad guy working in Jesse's daycare?
Of course, it's a guarantee. You mind enough prisoners, you're
going to end up with a scumbag. That's how it is.
Why do Chinese spies keep finding their way into Democrat offices,
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Because when you're a Democrat, congressman, councilman, whoever you are,
State legislature doesn't matter. When you're a Democrat, the staffers
you choose from they will all be dirty commies fresh
out of dirty Kami universities, and China has heavy influence there,
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so you continue to grab fresh commies from a fresh
commi university. The law of averages simply state, at some
point in time, you're going to grab an actual employee
of the communist Chinese Party. It's the way it works. Eventually,
you're going to have a subversive in your office and
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the people who are who who you need to vet
for that? How hard are they going to vet for that?
Democrats prefer communism to capitalism. That's not just me saying
that on the radio. Go look at the recent poll
numbers where they're asking, especially young Democrats, which they prefer.
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They do not prefer freedom, they don't prefer America. So
you're going to have someone who is sympathies for communism,
and that's the person you're banking on to vet out
the Chinese communist. It doesn't work that way. You just
expose yourself. You're an easy mark to Communist Chinese spying
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when you're an American Democrat. So let that be a
lesson to you. If you're running for office, something you
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your Jesse leathers. Do you consider yourself from Ohio or Montana?
Which state tugs at your heart strings the most? While
in Montana? Did your family ever make it to Glacier
Best Rucks ever there? His name is Rick Okay, So
that's a very hard question to answer because for me personally,
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my heart tugs more for Montana. We moved to Montana
when I was ten. But on the family side of it,
not only most of my family I'm talking about extended family,
but most of my wife's family they're all still in Ohio.
So when there's a family reunion, a family get together,
a funeral, if someone dies, it's always Ohio so o
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oh man. I don't even know how to answer that.
I really identify with both of them a lot. The
answer your question about Glacier, Yes, we've gone to Glacier
National Park. Every American should go to Glacier or a
national park whenever you get a chance. They have huckleberries, Chris,
have you ever had a huckleberry? They're way better than blueberries.
I'll just put it that way. It looks like a blueberry.
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They're amazing. Glacier National Park is famous for huckleberries, and
everywhere you go there will be huckleberry things. Sometimes that
means it's just huckleberries. Sometimes it's chocolate covered huckleberries. Sometimes
if you go in a little diner up there, a
little greasy spoon, you can get a cheeseburger and a
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huckleberry milkshake, oh my gosh, or huckleberry pie. Anyway. Glacier
is beautiful. It can be dangerous, so just make sure
you're taking the proper bear precautions. Someone gets eaten by
grizzly berry every single year up there. Ually it comes
because they were doing something dumb, but it's wonderful. What's that, Chris?
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What caliber for a grizzly Bear? Well, not a nine milimeter.
Let me be clear. If you're if you're in grizzly country,
I'll just tell you what we did in Montana. It
really needs to be at least a three point fifty
seven magnum, preferably a forty four magnum. We're not talking
about a self defense carry weapon here. You need a heavy,
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heavy caliber. And a lot of people won't carry this,
so I don't bring it up. But like my old man,
my folks on their ranch, when they're out there messing
with fences and pounding fence posts and stuff like that
because they have bears out there, a shotgun with a
slug is really best. A lot of guys will carry
a shotgun in one round will be a slug, and
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the next round will be buckshot, and the next round
will be a slug. You really, I would want a
shotgun with a slug if I had a charging grizzly bear,
But it's hard to get people when they're visiting glacier
and hiking to carry around a shot No one wants
to carry a freaking chotgun around it's heavy, so forty
four magnum at least a three point fifty seven magnum.
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This is from me every day, Carrie nine milimeter, Jesse,
A grizzly bear will laugh at your nine milimeter if
he's charging you to eat you. I'm sorry. That's just
the way it is. Those animals are amazing, amazing, you know,
Lewis and Clark. Have you ever read any of the
Steven Ambrose Lewis and Clark stuff? What's that? What's that
book called? I think it's called Undaunted Courage, if I
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remember right. Steven Ambrose, God rest his soul, was a
wonderful American historian, and he wrote an amazing book on
Lewis and Clark. If you want to get some updates
on their expedition, well updates, I guess the expedition's over
if you want to learn about their expedition. But Lewis
and Clark, they wrote about the first time they encountered
grizzly bears. They'd known black bears because they were from
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Eastern in the United States, but they had never see
grizzly bears, and they were just floored that you could
just fire seven eight rounds into this thing, and it
would just keep coming. They thought they were monsters. You
put a smile on your face and enjoy your weekend.
We'll be back to do it again on Monday. Medal
of Honor Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask Doctor Jesse Friday, we're going to
dig into calling them communists. Someone needs some help apparently
with his garbage disposal project twenty twenty five. Somebody's running
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for office. There's all kinds of stuff going on on
the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. I want to play
something from Tim Walls first before we get back to
the emails. Walls said, this.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Go off to Yale, you get a philosophy major, you
write a best selling book, Tragh, the very people you
grew up with, just don't come back to Eerie and
tell us how to run our lives.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was Tim Walls blasting away at jd Vance for
making it out of his rough upbringing going to Yale
writing this book that jd Vance wrote, and it just
as I heard him say it, it just reminded me
how much all Democrat politics now it's all grievance politics,
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all of it, every bit of it. It's all lobster
in the bucket. Hate the rich guy, hate the guy
who has the house. You want, the job, you want
of this you want, that that you want. It's all
based on envy, and it's really really poisonous. It's really bad.
It's part of the reason, part of the reason Democrats
can get worse and worse, meaning meaner and meaner as
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they get older, is because the longer you embrace poison
like jealousy, like envy, the longer you let that stuff
fester inside of you. It's poison for the mind, it
really is. It's like taking drugs for an extended period
of time. Uncle Jesse, I live in the Houston area.
I need your help. Something has my garbage disposal locked up.
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Oh never mind, I didn't realize you were being mean.
My hand doesn't fit through the sink. I figured you
could get both your hands in there to unclog it
for me. I hate you also. I believe you replaced Michael,
but I haven't heard his or her name yet. Is
there a reason for that? Michael's gone? Just me and
Chris right now. We have not replaced Michael yet. I
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believe we have settled on somebody. It's a hymn and
I don't hire hers, so there ain't gonna be no
her here in the office. This is where dudes work.
I don't work around hers. Dear Jesse, I listened to
a lot of political shows, and no one but you
call the Democrats democrats communists? Why is that? Thank you
for calling them out for what they are. His name
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is Steven Well. I don't know why other people do
what they do or don't do what they don't do,
but I know that they are communists. They are. Is
this all cultural Marxism, cultural Marxism. I don't know why
that weird? This is all cultural Marxism. This is all envy.
It's all warfare between the aggrieved. It's the religion of
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the malcontent. Find the people who are miserable, who hate
their lives, and use their bitterness to help you destroy
and help you gain power. It's all Democrat politics is
It's despicable, it's awful, and I wish more did it.
But calling them communists is something that is getting into
the mainstream. Trump is doing this now, and that's huge
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because Trump is such an influential voice on the right.
Trump is calling Kamala Comrade Kamala, to the point they're
now printing articles. I saw an article up today. The
Libs are whining about it. That's wrong. You can't call
someone a communist. You shouldn't do that again. That's how
you know you should do that. Whatever bothers them, that's
what you should do. Because everything they do is based
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on deception. They're trying to hide who they are, what
they want, trying to hide all these things. So expose them,
Dear history Professor Jesse help. My hubby tells me that
if we make over one hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars a year, then Project twenty twenty five will stop
his income from veterans disability. He tells me to vote
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for Biden because he can read the Project twenty twenty five.
Shall I read the thing? Is this a real thing?
Please advise you can read Project twenty twenty five. Go ahead.
Her name's Ann. Your husband is completely wrong. Project twenty
twenty five is not a legislative agenda that's about to
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be enacted by anybody. Trump has rejected it. Now. I
like Project twenty twenty five. I like everything I've seen.
I think it's really really solid. I don't agree with
everything in it, but boy, if we had that, we'd
be much better off. But Project twenty twenty five is
not as much a policy agenda as it is a
database where people on the right can apply to get
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those government jobs. So as we run the communists out
of the government, we have a database of people to
replace them with. That's the main point of Project twenty
twenty five. It's putting decent people in the government, and
that has plagued us. It's really what plagued Donald Trump's
first four years. He couldn't ever hire somebody decent. It
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was very very rare. The Sarah Huckabees were very rare.
He had a long list of losers who went through
there and really recapped his agenda and his presidency. Project
twenty twenty five, though, has been rejected outright by Trump
and his people. So this is not something your husband
has to worry about at all, and they're certainly not
going to cut his veterans disability. No. Feel free to
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read it yourself, but it's not something that's going to happen. Jesse,
I have a sinking feeling about this election. I don't
believe there's a way Trump's going to win. We know
about the two thousand mules, the voting machines, He's going
on on all this stuff. Am I being too pessimistic.
He goes through a long list of things of why
we can't win. Am I being too pessimistic? His name
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is Scott. No, No, you're not being too pessimistic. But
I believe we can win. If you feel like we can't,
like the country's too far gone, you might be right.
I don't. I'm not trying to try to sugarcoat anything
for you. We might be too far gone. And if
this country elects this brain dead moron who doesn't even
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state her policy positions, if the country can be gas
lit on this level where you can run a campaign
based on joy with no policy positions and you can win,
if we're that far gone, well then nationally, as far
as the fifty State experiment goes, we probably are gone.
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We probably are. We've had this talk before about it
depends on what you put your hope in. It's not
that I am without hope or not that I am
too hopeful. I just have my hope in different things
than a lot of people do. I've been very frank
with you on this. I am not hopeful that the
fifty state experiment will continue on. I am not. I
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look at the things where we're at right now, not
only with our currency, with our divided population, with how
many immigrants we've allowed to pour into the country, water
down and shatter the culture. And what I see, I
see a box checking list of everything a fading empire
would be doing. Historically, we are doing everything fading empires
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have done. I am not hopeful in the fifty state experiment.
If it works out, great, that's what I'm going to
try for. It's what you're going to try for. I'm
not hopeful on that. I am, however, very very very hopeful,
very hopeful that you and I, and more importantly, our
children can have a life that looks a lot like
the life we've always known because of our state system
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in this country. We have a state system that is unique,
and we have gun ownership at a level that is unique.
Americans own forty six percent of the guns on the planet.
That matters because as long as that's the case, the
communists can never fully take over here and do what
they want. We have guns, and we have a state
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system where if we fortify our states properly, our states,
many of them are wealthy enough and powerful enough to
be countries on their own. Did you know that Texas's
economy is the size of Russia's economy. Did you know
that that's one state? Now I realize it's a big,
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wealthy state like Texas, but that's one state. We talk
about Russia like they're this big superpower, and I guess
given their nuclear stockpile, they are a superpower. One state
matches Russia's economy. If we can get to red areas
and win local elections and focus on fortifying the areas,
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we can fortify your children and their children and their
children after them, no matter what happens, whether it's a
national divorced or God forbids something worse, no matter what, help,
No matter what happens, your children can live, work, and
worship in a place where they can be reasonably free,
where they can worship freely, where they can speak freely,
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where they can own guns, drive cars, these things. This
freedom thing doesn't have to go away. If the fifty
state United States of America experiment comes apart on us,
it doesn't have to go away. We are in for
some rocky times, no matter what. When you've done to
yourself what we've done to ourselves, there's no easy way
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out of this. We've got to come down off of drugs,
the drugs of spending, the drugs of so many things
and coming down off of drugs. You ever talked to
an addict who said, who's gone through rehab and come
down off of drugs? It doesn't sound very fun. I've
never had to go through that, but it doesn't sound
very fun at all. Well, that's where we're at as
a country where you have paying coming. Yeah, but if
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we fight now, we can win. Just depends on where
you put your hope. Dear man Boob Lumberyard. Oh, he's
talking about the nipples splinter On your Twitter handle? Your
name is at Jesse Kelly DC. What does the DC
stand for? When I was running for Congress, that's when
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they started my social media accounts and the Jesse Kelly
was taken probably still is taken by some poor sap
named Jesse Kelly. So they decided, because I was running
to be in Congress, to throw a DC on the
end of it. It's for Washington, d C. But it
didn't work out anyway. On a serious note, why is
your show podcast from this past Juneteenth missing from Apple Podcasts?
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iHeart Spotify? Was it so offensive it was blocked? Hey, Chris,
why is our juneteenth show. Not on there. Did we
say I say something terrible that day? I probably I
probably did. I don't know. I don't know. We can
actually look into that unless I was gone, which I
don't know. I don't know why we were here. We
were here and we did a show. Go okay, so
we were here and we did a show. I don't know,
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I have to go to an event after work tonight.
And I was just complaining to Jewish producer Chris about
it and he wasn't very sympathetic. So now I'm gonna
complain to you. It's a political event. It's something that
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I'm doing just because it's the right thing to do.
It's not some paid speech or something like that. I'll
expand more on what it is next week. I don't
want to be too forward about that now. But it's
a political event and food is gonna be awful, and
everybody's gonna talk to me the whole time. And I
was just going over this with Chris. I think I
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already have a plan. My plan is it's a three
hour event. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do
an hour and a half and then I'm gonna give
myself a people intermission and I'm going to excuse myself
what Chris, And I'm gonna go get some food. I'm
just I'm gonna take a half hour, forty five minutes
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and I'm just gonna sit down by myself and eat something.
What Chris. I ruined it. And now they'll know what
I'm doing. Yeah, I didn't really consider before. I just
talked about that just now that a lot of them
might be listening. In fact, they might already be on
the way to the event. Look, if you're listening and
you're going to the event with me, I want you
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to know that you can talk to me. That's fine.
But if I take a phone call, it's because I
don't want to talk to you anymore. That's a fake
phone call. That's one and two. When you see me
walking out the door, I'm going to get food because
I don't want to talk to you anymore, So don't
chase me down. I'll be back once I recharge the
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social batteries. This is the people who were these extroverts.
Like my wife does not understand this at all because
she gets energized from being around people, from being in crowds.
The longer she's there, the longer she wants to stay.
And I can be having a great time, but there
is just a time limit. My battery, my social batteries
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going down, down, down the second I get in. Now,
all that said, if I happen to see any one
of you tonight, and there's a chance I might, and
you see me sitting down by myself having some food,
please come up and say hi. I really, I'm just kidding.
You can come over and say hello. So well, yeah,
make it quick. They don't sit and park it there,
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Just come say hello and then let me finish my nachos. Jesse,
what are your thoughts and opinions on General MacArthur. I
have always thought of him as a great general and leader.
But I've read books on World War Two in the
Korean War, and I've started to have my doubts. What
say you, ps, Did you ever try cinnamon rules in Chili? No?
I never did do the cinnamon rules in Chile, but
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I would do cinnamon rules in Chile. Don't shake your head,
Chris two. I cannot stand Douglas MacArthur, cannot stand him.
Opinions vary, but this is my rule for generals. It
always has been my rule for generals, not saying it
has to be your rule, but it is my rule.
If they're men. I'm not talking about the officers whose
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career they make. If the men themselves, the guys on
the ground, if they dislike him, I dislike him because
the men always know, they always know, they had derogatory
nicknames for Douglas MacArthur. I don't care what history books
you read that love him or hate him. It's a
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fact his men called him dugout Doug because he was
never with them while they were starving and during the
Korean War, when our guys were freezing and dying, Douglas MacArthur,
who was in charge of that war, didn't sleep a
single night in Korea, didn't spend a night there. His
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men resented that his men resented him. He may have
been brilliant. Everyone calls him brilliant. He was brilliant, had
a brilliant mind. So I just have to accept the
history books and accept that. I guess he was brilliant
on some level. I'm not denying his intelligence at all,
but that is my rule for generals. If their men
hate them, I automatically assume he's bad. Well, look, when
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we were in the Marines, I was a nobody. I
was a four year grunt marine. You go from being
a private to a private, first class, lance corporal and corporal,
you end up just so. I was a very low
level positions. I realize corporals and NCOs run the Marine Corps,
but still these I'm not working with generals and colonels.
I'm not working with these guys. And even then, we
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knew when we had a good battalion commander or a
bad battalion commander. We knew. The men always knew. We
knew when we had a good company commander and a
bad company commander. The word goes out, this guy's capable,
this guy cares, this guy sucks, this guy's selfish, this
guy's an idiot. The guys on the ground, no, So,
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no matter what our opinions are, yours or mine. On MacArthur,
the opinions of his men were like, I sucks, tells
me everything I need to know, Jesse. Do you suspect
there will be riots with either Trump or a Harris victory.
Oh my gosh, if Trump wins, I am hopeful he will.
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But if Trump wins, there are gonna be some terrible
riots in the blue areas. Remember it's not a pendulum.
The communist control of blue areas has only gone up
and up and up and up and up. And in
these blue areas, law enforcement has been completely neutered. The das,
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they're all Soros das now. Who let the criminals go?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
The FBI is worse than it's ever been doj can't
be trusted, CIA can't be trusted. These organizations are all
worse now than they were before. They're going to allow
anything and everything to oppose Donald Trump. If Donald Trump
gets elected again, but they already tried to throw him
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in prison, that tried to kill him, what do you
think they're going to allow to happen if the guy
gets elected president of the United States of America. Yeah,
it is bad. You know what else is bad? The dollar?
You know what nations are doing right now? Do you
know what major finance companies, like the Black Rocks of
the world. You know what they're doing, buying up hard assets,
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buying up real estate, residential real estate as fast as
they can. Why do you think that is? Why would
you be putting so much real estate on your books? Right? Now,
why is this something that countries do, that finance giants
do Because in rocky economic times you can go read
about the Great Depression. Whatever hard assets are the thing
that lasts and gets you through it. This stock here
(19:28):
may come or go. A home always has value. Market
may go up, market may go down, but because it's
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Done for you. Real estate handles everything too. They'll get
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dot Com. We'll be back. I've got on animois. I
don't mean yes, Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse
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Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
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of honor Monday. Now, let's do as many of these
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as we can. Master splinter, it's not nice in my state, Nebraska,
people are calling into talk radio shows claiming to be
conservatives and saying they absolutely love the economy in the administration,
saying things like, if you live within your means, the
economy is great. It seems obvious to me these are
paid operatives from the Democrat Party. Have you noticed that
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in other areas? Are you hearing similar tactics? I love
the show. I wish Chris didn't give you such a
hard time. Me too. So I have seen this, I
have heard it, and I'll be honest with you. I
think it's brilliant. Shady. Yeah, yeah, it's shady. It's pretty brilliant.
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Because people want to be on a winning team, momentum,
it matters. They get caught up in the emotions of
the election, and look, is it going to work on
a bunch of people? Of course not, because people understand
grocery prices are too high they can see their wallet.
But will it work on some yep? And remember how
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close presidential elections are. It's bonkers. You have this huge country,
three hundred million people, and you'll have a presidential election
that really breaks down to fifty thousand votes. It's just
not that many votes. A little shade here, a little
shade there, and either you're the president or you're going
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to jail. Especially with the Trump revelation today, I haven't
touched on it just because it's I guess it became
a non story. But Judge ruled earlier today that Trump's
sentencing is going to be after the election November twenty sixth.
So you want to talk about stakes, think about this.
For Trump, he wins or he very likely goes to jail,
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and that's before Jack Smith gets his claws into him.
Trump has to win this election. Dear fellow white trash,
I just wanted you to know that I did a
stupid thing and I listened to you. I got involved.
Next thing you know, I'm running for city council in
my small town in Colorado. It's a long story, but
it has been quite a journey. Any advice, Well well done, sir,
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Well done one. I am very very proud of you
everyone who gets involved like this. This is how we
save our country. That's freaking awesome. Any advice, Okay, First,
make sure you are yourself. And I say that everyone
says that, but this is what I mean. When you
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do politics, whether you're running for office, or honestly. This
applies a lot to radio and TV. It's very tempting
to try to copy what someone else does, how someone
else talks their positions on things. But people can sniff
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out a phony from a mile away. Even the worst
haters of this show, and people who get offended by
everything I say, they will email in and say, at
least I can tell you're being honest. You understand who
I am. I don't sugarcoat it for you. When you're
running for office, you are going to talk to people,
even if it's city council. It doesn't sound big, but
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it's big. You're going to be at events. They'll be
smaller events, fifteen twenty person events. You're going to go
give speeches at the local county GOP meeting. You are
going to speak to rooms full of people. Don't worry
that you don't give speeches like Ronald Reagan. All right,
you're just starting out. Get up and be authentic. You're
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if you're nervous, tell them you're nervous. If you are
passionate about taxes, speak about taxes. If you're passionate about
what's going on in the schools, focus on that. Just
be authentic. That's what I'm telling you. Also, don't be
afraid to ask people for money. This was what I
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struggled with a lot when I was running for Congress.
I hate asking for asking people for anything. Really, that's
a Kelly thing. Kelly's don't ask for help, just who
we are. And I really don't like feeling like a mooch.
I hate mooches and I never wanted to be thought
of as a mooch. So I struggled in the beginning
with asking people for money. But you need money to
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run for office. You have to have money. You need
money to pay for the mailers, you need money to
pay for this, and money to pay for thats. Politicians
do need money, well, the campaigns themselves need money. Learn
to be comfortable with that, and learn to ask boldly
when you ask. If you ask people for money when
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you're running for office, and it sounds like this, So
if I don't know if you can give just just
five dollars, I certainly don't want to ask for too much.
But maybe if you could give something, that's fine. But
if you can't give, if you can't give anything, that's
fine too. You're not going to raise any money like that.
(25:47):
You can't do that. You have got to get comfortable
standing up in front of a room and telling people
I need money. I have to send mailers out. The
mailers are going to cost me. I'm just making up
a number here, are going to cost a campaign ten
thousand dollars and I need to raise ten thousand dollars.
So if you can write me a five hundred dollars
check tonight. Whatever the limits are to your campaign, make
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sure you stay within the law, But if you can
write me a five hundred dollar check tonight, I need
freaking five hundred dollars. I need it that you and
people who want who want something better for their community,
they are willing to give to a campaign of someone
who they think will make it better. You're not mooching it.
You're not pocketing the cash. You're not taking it to
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red lobster unless you're lucky. You're using it for your campaign.
So ask for money boldly. Hey, Jesse, a coworker and
I have a bet on whether Trump will enact their
exact revenge on Fanny Willis, Alvin Bragg and Judge Murshaan
by forcing them to step down. I don't think it
will happen. But my coworker does what do you think
his name is? Your name is John. Trump doesn't have
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the authority to do this. Trump doesn't. He doesn't have
any authority over Alvin Bragg. He doesn't have any authority
over Fanny Willis, and I have any authority over Judge
Mershan in New York. This is something that norms can
get caught up in this a lot. They don't understand power,
different jurisdictions. They don't understand the limits of power. We
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don't have a king here, we don't have a dictator.
The president can't fire a district attorney in Fulton County,
Georgia who he doesn't like. That and the fact Trump
is sadly not a very vengeful person anyway, which is
a big reason why he's in the pickle he's in.
Trump wants to get along with these people. He's always
wanted to get along with these people. He does. He
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wants to be even through with everything he's gone through,
he does want to be accepted. He wants a nice
article in the New York Times. He does. That's why
he still meets with Maggie Haberman when all she does
is blast away at him. He wants to he wants
to Trump is not the sword of God vengeful type. Now,
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the sort of god vengeful type is coming. They're going
to watch how they've chewed Trump up and this, you know,
it's a sort of god type is coming. But yeah,
go ahead, Chris, go ahead. Play. This is after Trump
gave this is after Trump got elected. Hillary Clinton the criminal,
Well this is what he said.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You know, I'll tell you there is something that I
wanted to say because I was very honored, very very
honored when I heard that President Bill Clinton and Secretary
Hillary Clinton was coming today, and I think it's appropriate
to sell and I'd like you to stand up. I'd
like you to stand up. And honestly, there's nothing more
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I can say because I have a lot of respect
for those two people. So thank you all for being here.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's after he campaigned for office on locker up. He's
not the sword of God type one and two. He
doesn't have the authority to exact revenge on these So
that's just what it is. Jar Head, What are the
odds Hochel knew? Uh the lady was a communist. He's
talking about that communist Chinese spy right next to hogel
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I don't know that Hochel knew she was a spy.
But there's a reason Democrats keep getting caught with Chinese spies.
And I will, you know, will break this down in
just a moment. Before we break that down, speaking of
funding communists, who do you pay every month for your
cell phone? Do you make an automatic payment every month
(29:36):
to AT and T or T Mobile of Verizon? These
companies they hate us, they hate us. They take our
money and they use it. Go look up, look, go
look up whoever you whoever your cell phone provider is,
Go look up the name of that company in Pride
month and everything you see there you funded. Think about that.
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I've funded it too. I've had Verizon. My first one
was AT and T and the one I just switched
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The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. All right, before
we get to the emails, I didn't get to I
want I want to break down this question. That Chinese
spy was just caught the you know, former Kathy Hokeel
employee found out to be her and her husband a
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Chinese spy. And this keeps happening to Democrats. Diane Feinstein's chauffeur,
Chinese spy, Eric Swallowell's side piece, Chinese spy. Just Chinese
spyf to Chinese spy. Why does it keep happening to Democrats?
It does happen to Republicans too, but it's so much
more prevalent on the left. Because the guy asked, did
Hochel new? We ill put to you this way? If
(31:29):
I if I am. I'm starting a daycare, right, Jesse's Daycare,
And I'm looking for people to raise the kids, well,
raise the kids, guide the kids, teach the kids, watch
the kids. And I go down to the local county
jail and that's where I start looking for employees to
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work in my daycare. If I grab one guy, is
that again guarantee he's going to be a bad guy
who steals from the daycare or hurts the kids. Of
course not, of course not. Might just be a guy
who got wrung up for something. He's okay turning his
life around, of course not. But if I keep going
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down to the local county jail to grab new employees
for my daycare, is it a guarantee that eventually I'm
going to get a bad guy working in Jesse's daycare?
Of course, it's a guarantee. You mind enough prisoners, you're
going to end up with a scumbag. That's how it is.
Why do Chinese spies keep finding their way into Democrat offices,
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Because when you're a Democrat, congressman, councilman, whoever you are,
State legislature doesn't matter. When you're a Democrat, the staffers
you choose from they will all be dirty commies fresh
out of dirty Kami universities, and China has heavy influence there,
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so you continue to grab fresh commies from a fresh
commi university. The law of averages simply state, at some
point in time, you're going to grab an actual employee
of the communist Chinese Party. It's the way it works. Eventually,
you're going to have a subversive in your office and
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the people who are who who you need to vet
for that? How hard are they going to vet for that?
Democrats prefer communism to capitalism. That's not just me saying
that on the radio. Go look at the recent poll
numbers where they're asking, especially young Democrats, which they prefer.
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They do not prefer freedom, they don't prefer America. So
you're going to have someone who is sympathies for communism,
and that's the person you're banking on to vet out
the Chinese communist. It doesn't work that way. You just
expose yourself. You're an easy mark to Communist Chinese spying
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when you're an American Democrat. So let that be a
lesson to you. If you're running for office, something you
need to watch out for. Make sure your mind is working. Well,
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you know the thing emails We didn't get to do
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your Jesse leathers. Do you consider yourself from Ohio or Montana?
Which state tugs at your heart strings the most? While
in Montana? Did your family ever make it to Glacier
Best Rucks ever there? His name is Rick Okay, So
that's a very hard question to answer because for me personally,
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my heart tugs more for Montana. We moved to Montana
when I was ten. But on the family side of it,
not only most of my family I'm talking about extended family,
but most of my wife's family they're all still in Ohio.
So when there's a family reunion, a family get together,
a funeral, if someone dies, it's always Ohio so o
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oh man. I don't even know how to answer that.
I really identify with both of them a lot. The
answer your question about Glacier, Yes, we've gone to Glacier
National Park. Every American should go to Glacier or a
national park whenever you get a chance. They have huckleberries, Chris,
have you ever had a huckleberry? They're way better than blueberries.
I'll just put it that way. It looks like a blueberry.
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They're amazing. Glacier National Park is famous for huckleberries, and
everywhere you go there will be huckleberry things. Sometimes that
means it's just huckleberries. Sometimes it's chocolate covered huckleberries. Sometimes
if you go in a little diner up there, a
little greasy spoon, you can get a cheeseburger and a
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huckleberry milkshake, oh my gosh, or huckleberry pie. Anyway. Glacier
is beautiful. It can be dangerous, so just make sure
you're taking the proper bear precautions. Someone gets eaten by
grizzly berry every single year up there. Ually it comes
because they were doing something dumb, but it's wonderful. What's that, Chris?
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What caliber for a grizzly Bear? Well, not a nine milimeter.
Let me be clear. If you're if you're in grizzly country,
I'll just tell you what we did in Montana. It
really needs to be at least a three point fifty
seven magnum, preferably a forty four magnum. We're not talking
about a self defense carry weapon here. You need a heavy,
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heavy caliber. And a lot of people won't carry this,
so I don't bring it up. But like my old man,
my folks on their ranch, when they're out there messing
with fences and pounding fence posts and stuff like that
because they have bears out there, a shotgun with a
slug is really best. A lot of guys will carry
a shotgun in one round will be a slug, and
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the next round will be buckshot, and the next round
will be a slug. You really, I would want a
shotgun with a slug if I had a charging grizzly bear,
But it's hard to get people when they're visiting glacier
and hiking to carry around a shot No one wants
to carry a freaking chotgun around it's heavy, so forty
four magnum at least a three point fifty seven magnum.
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This is from me every day, Carrie nine milimeter, Jesse,
A grizzly bear will laugh at your nine milimeter if
he's charging you to eat you. I'm sorry. That's just
the way it is. Those animals are amazing, amazing, you know,
Lewis and Clark. Have you ever read any of the
Steven Ambrose Lewis and Clark stuff? What's that? What's that
book called? I think it's called Undaunted Courage, if I
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remember right. Steven Ambrose, God rest his soul, was a
wonderful American historian, and he wrote an amazing book on
Lewis and Clark. If you want to get some updates
on their expedition, well updates, I guess the expedition's over
if you want to learn about their expedition. But Lewis
and Clark, they wrote about the first time they encountered
grizzly bears. They'd known black bears because they were from
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Eastern in the United States, but they had never see
grizzly bears, and they were just floored that you could
just fire seven eight rounds into this thing, and it
would just keep coming. They thought they were monsters. You
put a smile on your face and enjoy your weekend.
We'll be back to do it again on Monday. Medal
of Honor Monday. That's all
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