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September 6, 2024 37 mins

Attempts to shatter your family unit. They view government as their god. Taking a government job is simply serving their god. Democrats mealymouthed response to the October 7th attack. Jewish Democrats thinking about voting for Trump. Don’t put all of your faith in one federal election.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Keny's The Jesse Kelly Show.
Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
The weekend is here. Smile, It's going to be a
great hour. So we're gonna discuss why they seek out
government positions? Why are they all Democrats? State, local, federal?

(00:33):
Why is that? Some lady wants to know why her
brother lets his liberal wife push him around. People are
talking about voting for Trump, and how do you talk
your your liberal friend who's kind of leaning that way
into We have so much we're going to dig into
this hour on The Jesse Kelly Show. I want to
get back to the question that was asked at the

(00:54):
end of last hour. He essentially said, when you look
at local, state, and federal government, they're occupied by all
the communists. Why is that? I already talked about why
we abstained, So let's discuss why is it registered democrats
at every level of government the federal government. Last time
I checked, I think it was ninety four ninety five percent,
it was high. It's all Democrats. Why, well, first, they

(01:20):
view government as God. They do. There's a totally different
way of looking at the world. They have it's completely
different than yours. It's completely different than mine, and it's
night and day different from each other. And this is
why we are so divided. I despise government. I distrust government.

(01:44):
If I was ever put in charge of this government,
I would slash and burn every department to the ground.
I would eliminate entire bureaucratic agencies, not reduce them, not
change management. I would like a sword. I would carve
through this government and eliminate it all, all of it,
but most of it. But if they were put in charge,
they would grow it, grow its power, hire more people.

(02:09):
Because I think government is evil and oppresses the people.
They think government is everything they have put their faith.
Everyone has their faith in something, they have put their
faith in government, and so that's why they go into government, Joell.
One of the reasons they go into government jobs. I've

(02:30):
told you this story many times. I'll tell it to
you again because it is so revealing about how they think.
Barack Obama, he's with his Harvard graduating class. It's not
in class. Theyor sitting around at a party having a
discussion about how they're all going to go be kings
of the world. And they're discussing the jobs they have
lined up. Oh, I'm going into this tech firm, all

(02:52):
this major law firm's already hired me. Person after person
after person talking about the private sector job they're going into.
And they got to one Barack Hussein Obama and he said,
I'm going to go be a community organizer. They mocked
him to his face. What even is that a community organizer?

(03:13):
But he was going for power. He understood he was
going to go grab power, and if he used it
the way he wanted to, and he did, he would
have all the people in that circle bowing at his
feet one day. That's why they go into government. And

(03:36):
my wife had a government job. Once I ever tell
you that, I won't go into the details of it.
But she had a government job. It was for a
county government and it was insane, insane she did She
just she couldn't take it. It was insane how difficult
it was to fire anybody. People would just not show up,

(03:57):
people would not perform. She's one of these highming people
that has to get the job done. Immedia has to
be done right. She's just one of those types. And
she was surrounded by people who wouldn't do anything. She
would find herself doing the job of four or five
people and everyone would complain, but you couldn't fire anybody.
So it's a job where you don't have to always

(04:18):
dig in and do your best. The benefits are incredible.
If money isn't a main motivation, because she usually can't
make a lot of money, but benefits are. That's another
big reason for it. But mainly it comes back to
how they view government. I've told you the reason your

(04:39):
red town has a child drag show at your public
library is because when the five Democrats move to town,
they go take the five government jobs. The communist believes
in seizing choke points of power, choke points of power.
He is not interested in popularity. That's what the right
is in. That's why we lose. The communist is interested

(05:03):
in power. He understands power is what matters. The right.
You know what we are. We're one hundred people with
slingshots surrounding five people with heavy machine guns, and we're
talking about how outnumbered they are. That's what we are.
Power is what matters. You want the guns, you want
the positions of power, and we do have to change that,

(05:25):
and we are You should know that we are I
got another email. I'll get to it at some point
in time, but I keep getting these emails. Jesse, I'm
running for office, Jesse. I'm running for city council. Jesse.
I'm getting involved. We are getting better at that than
we have ever been in my life, and you should
feel good about that, especially if you're one of the
people who's digging in. That is how we are going

(05:46):
to take this place. Legal and local. Take back your
local fiefdoms of power, and that will expand nationally. That's
how the Communists did it. The communists. We're taking over
cities and towns a long time ago, starting their farm team,
seizing local control, and that local control can expand to

(06:06):
national control. They did it very well. Dear doctor Phil.
My conservative friend won't use the expensive Trump handtw I
gifted her because it might anger her grown liberal kids
who move back home. My conservative brother lets his liberal
wife intimidate him into voting against Trump. He says, if
he lied, she'd know what of My conservative sister changed

(06:30):
into an obnoxious liberal in order to please her married
children who live in Portland. Is communism the root cause
of this intra family intimidation. Are these conservatives just weaklings. Yes,
yes to both, Chris, Yes to both. One we are weak.

(06:51):
And this is why I get very, very frustrated with
the quote leaders we've had, because leadership it can make
you weak and it can make you strong. We have
been taught over and over and over by Republican politicians,
by feminized American pastors, that we are supposed to be
meek and mild. And why I don't want to ruffle

(07:14):
any feathers. I certainly don't want to argue. I don't
want to do none of these things would be right. Hey,
let's all get along. We all want the same thing.
So again, if you have that mentality and the communist
has a mentality of conquest of domination, you have no
chance whatsoever. None, none. And we have taught ourselves over

(07:39):
the years, and our leaders have taught us this that
if we are just a little bit, if we're just
quiet enough, if we're just nice enough, if we just
kind of go along, hopefully they'll come around to it.
And that has never happened. They never came around. What
happened was they ended up taking all the power, and
we bow all the time, but communists in filtrating and

(08:01):
infecting and destroying families is as old as the history
of communism. We've told so many stories of the Stazi
in East Germany. They're still unpacking the files to this day.
Well they're putting together files that had been shredded. But
what we know now from the Stazi East Germany when

(08:22):
the Communists ran East Germany is their real specialty was
turning family members against each other. Amazing stuff that I
can't even relate to. I don't know, I don't even
know how to explain it. Husbands turning in wives, wives
turning in husbands, children turning in their parents, parents turning
in children. This is something they focused on and filtrate

(08:44):
the family. Be a spy in your family, as your
dad criticizing the government. This is a huge part of
why they're trying to turn all the kids gay in
this country. They're trying to shatter your child emotionally, break
them away from you and your old values, and then
your child will work against your family instead of enhancing
your family. That's why I've told you, and I'm not

(09:06):
even close to getting about it. My children have already
been told they are not allowed to bring a liberal
Democrat into my home. To date, ever, and you're never
allowed to marry one. If you do, you will do
so without my blessing. She will not be part of
my home. I'm not saying that because I'm partisan. I'm
saying that because I have seen over and over and

(09:27):
over and over and over and over again without end.
You introduce a brain tumor like that into a home,
you will shatter it. You will shatter it unequally. Yoked
is a thing. You cannot invite a cancer into your
house like that. It does not work. But we have

(09:50):
so many norms that we forget about that and we
let that go. And I realize that, look, beauty is
a thing for a do, especially when you were a
young dude. Man, a beautiful woman like you can't think straight,
you can't talk straight. She just she's, oh my goodness,

(10:10):
she looks so good. I just want to kiss her.
And you're just you're letting it go that she's a
Democrat who's going to ruin your life. But she's going
to ruin your life. It doesn't matter how hot she is.
It ain't worth it. Fellas, don't find yourself a conservative dime,
all right, But yes, communists blow up the family on purpose,
on purpose. That sister of yours who's estranged from the family.

(10:34):
Now you never get to see your nieces and nephews.
She did that on purpose. And you know you've seen
this in your life already, right you remember, we'll talk
about that in a moment. Before we talked about that.
You know what brings families together. Fred Fred is uh,

(10:56):
He's beloved even in people who don't live in my house.
My mother requests pictures a Fred, My sister checks in
on how Fred is doing. This is what a basket
case this dog is? Is Fred? Okay? Yes, he's the
most spoiled, fluffy idiot in the world. Yes he's okay.
I promise we do love him. Everyone loves him. We

(11:18):
give him rough Greens because we love him, because we
want him to live a long time, and because we
know if we just give Fred dogfood without rough Greens,
it's gonna kill him. Dog food is empty calories, it's
all dead. It's like giving your dog a double cheeseburger
every meal. You don't get any nutrition. Roughgreens is the
natural nutritional supplement vitamins and minerals and antioxidants. You pour

(11:41):
it on your dog's food. Your dog gets everything it
needs for life. Roughgreens is alive. That's why it's green.
Dogfood is dead. That's why it's brown. Go get a
free jumpstart trial bag eight three three three three my
dog or Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse, you're listening to

(12:04):
the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday and asked doctor Jesse Friday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So back to communists dividing families. You know

(12:24):
you already know which family members of yours will turn
you into the cheka here in the United States of America.
You already know you know which family members, which friends,
which neighbors will go show your text messages to the FBI,
probably without even being asked. You know how you can
tell COVID that relative of yours, whoever it was. I

(12:49):
know this may hurt to remember, but that mom of
yours who wouldn't let you visit because you hadn't had
your fourteenth booster shot. Mom's gonna turn you into the
FEDS one day, sister. Sorry, you can only come to
Thanksgiving with ten masks on. That's the communist who's going
to turn you into the Feds one day, And maybe

(13:10):
you're sitting there saying, Jesse, no, that was different. She's
just she's a hypochondriact. It was about the virus. She's
not a hypochondriac, and it wasn't about the virus. What
she is is a system servant. She's a system slave.
I should say she's a system slave. And what that

(13:33):
means is the hive mind can program her or him,
whoever it was, can program her into thinking whatever it
wants her to think, including labeling who the enemy is
in her mind. So, last time, why didn't she let
you visit because you weren't vaccinated? Was it about the

(13:55):
vaccine or COVID or anything like that. No, the hive
mind instruct her that you were the enemy because you
weren't vaccinated, and she acted on what the hive mind
told her. Last time, the hive mind used COVID as
the justification. Next time they'll use something different, But it's
not important what they used. The importance is COVID showed

(14:19):
you the system slaves in your life. COVID showed you
the people in your life who are dirty boot licking communists,
who are going to do what the government tells them
to do. Attack who the government tells them to attack.
They're gonna think the enemy is whoever the government tells
them the enemy is. COVID was the great sorting you

(14:43):
got to find out. You got to sort out in
your life. The friends you can trust, the friends you can't,
the neighbors you can trust, the neighbors you can't, and
much more painfully, the family you can trust, in the
family you cannot. There are a lot of things about COVID.

(15:04):
I will never forget, but I was here doing this
during COVID, you remember. I will never forget as long
as I live. The emails I got from you consistently.
It was all the time about your broken family because
of the dirty Commie in your family. Jesse, My brother

(15:26):
and I were close forever. Now he won't even let
me visit. I can't even visit my nephew, Jesse. My
mom won't see us anymore. She doesn't even care about
her grandkids. Jesse my own son. It was Chris, remember
them all, but Chris remembers. It was heavy, Chris, and
maybe we'd sit down because your emails email Jesse at

(15:47):
Jesse kellyshow dot com. They go to Jewish producer Chris
and he prints them all out and gives me what
he thinks I want to see. But man, those were
heavy days. Heavy days emails of shattered families still have one.
You know exactly what I'm talking about. That pain is
still very real and I'm sorry, But that's the system slave,

(16:07):
that's the one who's going to turn you into the cheka.
And that's how communists operate. That's why these people or
that's how they create this government. God part of the
reason why they create this government is God mindset. You
can turn on your family if God tells you to. Well,
of course the government needs it. Oh, you're right, Chris.

(16:28):
That Chris just brought up one of the worst ones.
It wasn't a family member turning on other family members,
but it was a child special needs but older teenage
boy if I remember, I think it was seventeen eighteen,
and it had real special needs and because they took

(16:49):
away his therapy, his education, he'd regressed to the point
where he was physically attacking his mother and his father,
and his father called in. If he's listening to the show,
we're still praying for you. You should know we still think
about you. His father called him crying on the show.
Remember that night, called in crying. Imagine having to physically

(17:12):
restrain your seventeen year old special needs son because he
was hitting your wife. What kind of pain emotional pain shattering?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's just man? Well we did during that whole thing. Ah,
you know what we need something, we need something different.
See's firing now, it's cause that happened. What Chris were
cease firing? Oh? Are we supposed to replace that? Yo?
Can I get a witness, Chris? I can't wait for it?
I need it? I absolutely did it? Please put it
on by Monday. In the meantime, ay yay yay yay.

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Speaker 1 (18:07):
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Speaker 2 (18:12):
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Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right. Somebody has a Democrat friend Jewish person who
thinks about voting for Trump now wants to know how
to talk to her about a couple of things. Let's
deal with that. You have a liberal friend in your life,
maybe a Jewish friend in your life who's kind of
leaning Republican because everything they've seen. Let's talk about that.
Before we talk about that, let's talk about Tunnel to Towers,

(18:35):
gold Star families, fallen First responder families. Actually, let's talk
about smart homes right now. You know what a smart
home is. They're these homes that are designed for people
who have disabilities, Smart homes for a catastrophically injured veteran.
They are everything. When you come back from combat and
your body is shattered and you think to yourself, I

(18:58):
can never cook my own food anymore. My wife has
to help me in the shower now for the rest
of my life. That's it's so devastating for these guys.
You know, Tunnel to Towers builds smart homes for catastrophically
injured veterans. Did you know that? How about that? For
a blessed program, that's where your eleven dollars a month goes.
You're providing for gold Star families, fallen first responder families,

(19:21):
and veterans who've given up a piece of themselves forever
for this country. I kind of feel like we owe
them at least that much, if not more. Don't you
eleven dollars a month? Go to tthumber two, t dot
org ttoot dot org. We'll be back. I've got on

(19:42):
animolysin't mean yes, yes, Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. I still can't believe you
dogged on those breakfasts tacos, Chris. For those who aren't
in Texas, you should know, breakfast tacos are a twenty

(20:05):
four hour a day thing here. Yes, you can get
those for dinner. The tortilla wasn't that bad. I'm not
dismissive of Okay, it wasn't a top tier tortilla. That's
how you're supposed to say in Mexican, Chris. It wasn't
bottom tier. It wasn't bottom tier. It was a rough
day at the tortilla shop. But what you're just jealous.
You don't speak Spanish like I do. It wasn't their

(20:27):
best day, but that was still a good breakfast taco.
You're right. The feeling was fine. And the green salsa.
The breakfast taco is really made or broken by the
quality of the green salsa. Yes it is, Chris. Is
the heat there is. The eggs are all the same,
The chrso is all the same. The queso that means,

(20:50):
that means cheese and Mexican. That's all the same. But
you need a green salsa and you need a tortilla. What, Chris,
do I put quiso on my No, I'm talking about
the cheese that's in it. Man, there's cheese in it.
You know you just ain't cheese right? Are you allowed
to do that? I don't think you're allowed to do that, Chris, Chris, gosh, man,
I'm calling you, Rabbi, dear sore nipple guy. You know

(21:13):
I shouldn't have told you guys that I shouldn't have
confided anything in you. Anyway, she says. My friend in California,
a Jew, is on her way to voting for Trump.
She was a Democrat. But the massacre of October seventh,
but more importantly, Biden's weak response to it all, is
turning her around. How can I explain to her why

(21:33):
the country's leadership would want to do this? I've been
gently helping her along the way, so I do have
to choose my words carefully. I'd really appreciate your community
college educated, brilliant explanation to this, Thanks Jesse. The show's
had such an impact on me. Oh, and be nicer
to Chris. Don't say my name. I'm not going to

(21:54):
say your name, and I'm not going to be nicer
to Chris. I am going to explain this. Why, Why
would Biden? Why do the Democrats? Why have they had
such a mealy mouthed response, such a wishy washy response
to that Hamas attack from October seventh. October seventh, they

(22:16):
come in massacre a thousand Israelis. It's horrible, torture, rape, butchery.
It's freaking awful. And since then Democrats have very obviously
tried to walk a tight rope between well, well we
really think that whole thing sucks, but also these pro
Hamas protesters have a point, but it does suck, but

(22:38):
they both sides have a point. Well everyone has a
point here, but why why how do you explain this
to your friend, your Jewish Democrat friend who's thinking about
voting for Trump. Well, here's the truth. How you present
this truth? To her is going to have to be
friend dependent, so you're gonna have to make that call
on your own. Have said in the past, it's been

(23:01):
a very common phrase in the past that Democrats are
the real racists. Have you ever heard that Democrats are
the real racists? Maybe you've even said it, but it's
not true. You know that it's not really true. They're
not racist Democrats. They are loyal to who's loyal to them,

(23:23):
and everything is simply about power and coalition building. So
when you see a who's someone a black conservative on
the right? Byron Donalds is a great example. Have you
seen the things they say to Byron Donalds or Clarence Thomas?
How many times have you seen Clarence Thomas called an
uncle Tom. That's a freaking terrible thing to say to somebody.

(23:43):
They say that to Clarence Thomas all the time. Why
do they say that? Is it because they're the real racists. No,
Clarence Thomas, he left the coalition, and so they're trying
to find the worst, most hateful things they can pour
on him punishment for leaving the coalition. They're only worried

(24:05):
about keeping people in the coalition. They actually don't have
any causes at all. It's one of the things the
Democrats street animals don't understand the LGBTQ demon mob. They
think Democrats genuinely care about them, and they're pink feather
boas and they don't care about you at all. If

(24:25):
all the Rainbow Parade people started voting Republican, Democrats would
pass the most vicious anti gay laws you've ever seen
in your life. The same thing for the American Black Democrat.
They've convinced themselves over the years that Republicans are racist
and Democrats are the champion of black people. If black
people started voting Republican, oh my gosh, the Democrats that

(24:46):
go right back to being the party of the KKK,
which they were before. They're not worried about anything, and
that includes the Jewish cause or the Israeli cause. They're
worried only about power. I realize about two thirds of
American Jews have traditionally voted Democrat. That's how the numbers

(25:09):
have kind of penciled out. If you're more on the
orthodox side, you tend to vote Republican. Those are the
more right wingers, but the other ones tend to vote
about two thirds about sixty six percent will vote Democrats,
so it's been a very traditional thing for them. But
after all these years a voting Democrat, I realize it's

(25:31):
easy to convince yourself that Democrats ever cared about you
or Israel or your cause. But that never crossed their
mind at all. They care about power. Everything's just about
building enough of a coalition for power. It's only power,
that's all they care about. I want you to listen
to something. This is not about Jews, or gay people,

(25:53):
or black people or anything like that. But this is
a Democrat polster, a Democrat consultant. I want you to
listen to what she says. She's talking about women versus men,
but to listen to how she describes voters and just
understand Democrat politicians. This is how they talk.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Pennsylvania is really tight, and as other battleground states have
been moving in Harris's direction, this has been one that
is a little more resistance, in part because people don't realize,
but you would that Pennsylvania is the oldest of the
battleground states. So that obviously that age distribution works against

(26:33):
Harris because she has such a dramatic age relationship. And
you saw that someone in your polls. There's also a
big gender gap in Pennsylvania and your data shows that
as well. And I think this is emblematic of all
of the close states. We've got to win women by
more than we lose men. That's really the formula for success.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
We got to win women by more than we lose men.
Politician on every side does this to some extent, but
for the Communist it's only about power. And so your
Democrat friend, she's upset by their response to October seventh.
For Democrats, this is about Michigan. They've imported huge quantities

(27:18):
of Muslims into Michigan if you track the polling. When
it comes to America's Muslim community, the America's Muslim community
is not siding with Israel from the Hamas stuff. They
just are not. They're very much siding with the Palestinians
or homaser however you want to put that. And Michigan
is a critical swing state. If you're a Democrat like

(27:40):
Kamala Harris, you simply can't afford to come out and say, no,
I stand with Israel. They have to get the hostages
back or whatever she would say. I don't know what
she would say, but whatever you want her to say,
whatever your friend wants her to say. She can't say
it and won't say it. And it has nothing to
do with right and wrong or any of that other state.

(28:00):
It's simply about power. It's all about power, naked power.
That's how these people think. Look, I mentioned it about
mass shootings. We talked about this before you did you
know that? Did you know that if the circumstances are
right in their mind. I know it's a terrible way
to put it, but if the circumstances are right politically,

(28:24):
the Democrats cheer when there's mass shootings because it's where
they get more, more work done when it comes to
gun grabbing than ever before. That's why they loved Uvaldi.
They got loser Republicans like John Cornyn to participate in
gun control. That's why they love that Buffalo shooting. If
it's a white shooter killing a bunch of black people,

(28:44):
that's a great day for a Democrat. They cheer. They're
happy about it. They are, you can tell with the
way they gleefully run to the podium and start grabbing guns.
It's just a great opportunity for them. Everything's about power,
and speaking of shootings, no, Chris, you cannot use the
burn a pistol launcher to shoot solicitors to your home.

(29:07):
Do you understand how badly these things hurt? Okay, the
burn a pistol launcher is non lethal. Yes, it's non lethal.
But have you ever been tear gased? Buddy? I have
been tear gased and it is not pleasant at all.
And I've been pepper sprayed. And the burner stuff is
more powerful than traditional stuff like that burna. It's what
you need for self defense. Every single person listening needs

(29:31):
to get a burna pistol launcher. They're non lethal. They
are not for solicitors. They are for bad men who
are trying to hurt you. And this is for everyone.
I carry lethal and non lethal because I like having
different options at my fingertips. That maybe you sent your
daughter off to college, you worried for her, of course
you are. Does she have a burn a pistol launcher

(29:53):
she keeps in her little purse? Maybe one by your
bedside too, maybe one in your car your son too.
These things have a sixty foot range. They have incredible products.
Pepper rounds, kinetic rounds, tear gas rounds. These things save
lives go look at the reviews. Don't even take my
word for it. Go look at the reviews. Swat teams

(30:14):
use them for a reason. B y Rna. You want
ten percent off, go to Berner dot com slash Jesse
Berner dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. What, Chris,
We can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right.
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show

(30:37):
on a Friday. Of course, it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday.
What a day, Chris. I'm so excited about getting the
Can I get a witness on the soundboard? Coch That's
gonna be great. Hey, Jesse, what is the use in
knowing the truth? All these talk shows talk about it
and expose the corruption, but it's not like Joe Public

(30:57):
can do anything. What's the point but Joe Public can?
And don't call yourself Joe Public. You are a citizen
and you can make a difference in your community. The
reason we feel so helpless it is because, well, I
realized talk radio does this a lot, and TV does

(31:19):
this a lot. I do not, but it just point
out problems and yell and scream and yell and scream
and yell and scream and never tell anybody how to
change any of it. But we don't do that here.
Talk all the time about getting involved legally. Locally. There's
all kinds of power that you can grab out there.
And even if you're in a red town, I guarantee

(31:41):
you you have communists in positions of power in your town.
I guarantee you do. And even if you don't, I
bet you you have spineless, low tea loser Republicans who
need primaried out in your town. There are no places
where all the systems and government are operated by anti communists.
Places do not exist in the United States of America.

(32:03):
Wherever you are listening to the sound of my voice,
there is something you can do. What you shouldn't do though.
This is what I've cautioned you against. You shouldn't put
all your faith in hope in one election or in
the federal government, because so much of that is beyond

(32:23):
our control. It's beyond your control, it's beyond my control,
and maybe it won't go our way. We don't know
what's going to work. We don't have any idea. All
is not lost if Trump loses in November, and all
is not one if Trump wins in November. Saving a
country is a process, not an event. There's a ton

(32:45):
you can do locally. But if you're just going to
read stories about what Congress is screwing up this week
and what the President's screwing up that week, and you're
just going to stress yourself out and throw your hands up,
then yes, you feel hopeless. If you're expecting to be
able to drain the swamp as one citizen from wherever
you sit right now, you are going to You're gonna

(33:06):
have a miserable, hopeless existence. So find battles you can win.
And that's another thing about local politics. You can win
even in blue areas, you can win. The voter turnout
is so low for these local races, county board a
supervisor races, turnout is so low that with some blood,

(33:28):
sweat and tears, with some grit, you can win these fights.
Maybe you can't bounce James Langford out of his Senate
seat in Oklahoma. I realize there are a bunch of
idiot norms out there who vote, well, he's my Republican
and they go vote for him in the primary. I
get that maybe you can't get him. Guarantee you you
can get someone on your city council out your school board. Guaranteed.

(33:52):
We're going for in my community right now, we're going
for a foe spot on the school board. We're trying
to completely flip and change the whole thing in one election.
In one election. If we are successful with all four,
which we might not be, but if we are successful
with what we're trying right now, that changes the entire
school board, That changes the voting. It's over one election,

(34:14):
Boom can take the local school district back. Dear Jesse,
he says doctor Jesse, recently turning thirty nine, I am
struggling with life currently. You always speak about finding a
dime and having babies. I battled significant health issues in
my mid twenties and thirties. I was never able to
find that woman. Now the woman I need to find

(34:37):
I needed to find is gone, along with my youth.
I am finding it hard to stay in the fight
as I'm not protecting anything because I will leave nothing behind.
What advice do you have for a demoralized elder brother,
you are thirty nine. I don't want to give out
their names. Actually, they'll know who I'm talking about because

(34:58):
they're listening. But you remember when we as a show,
or maybe you were a new listener you don't remember.
Remember when we went to Israel to go toward the
Holy Land, see where Jesus died and all that other stuff.
We went as a big show and a bunch of
fans of the show, like we all got to go
with one big show family over there. I don't know.
I might do that again one day, but there are
no plans for that anyway. Remember we went over there

(35:21):
and this one couple, I'm not going to give out
their names, but they were wonderful a trucking couple. They
were I believe they were both in their sixties. I
think they were in their sixties, fifties or sixties. And
it was both of their second marriage. They had previously

(35:41):
he had lost his wife, his wife had died, and
she had lost her husband. Her husband had died, but
they had found each other in their fifties or sixties,
and if you saw them together, you would think that
they had been together forever. And this is their second shot.
Now that's truckers in their fifties and sixties. You're a

(36:03):
thirty nine year old young man. You are a young man.
You have plenty of times still to have kids. And
there's a ton of dimes out there now, forty year
old dimes out there. Thirty five year old. I don't
know what age do you happen to be looking for,
but there are plenty of single dimes out there your
age right now who are looking as well. The advantage

(36:24):
you have is this country is full of turds, and
the dudes can't find a decent woman, and the women
can't find a decent man. There are dimes out there. Man,
you're thirty nine just because you had some tough luck
with the ladies and some tough luck with your health
in the twenties and thirties. Dude, thirty nine is nothing. Man,
thirty nine is absolutely nothing. You got plenty of time.

(36:44):
Don't be given up yet, doctor Jesse. I need your wisdom.
We play music while we work here at the hospital.
The other day, of the songs, it's raining men in
YMCA came on the radio and I told one of
the guys jokingly that we need to turn off his play.
He didn't find it very funny, and he said he

(37:04):
was going to report me to HR if I keep
it up. I'm starting to think I'm onto something given
his reaction thoughts, Look, all I know is this, I'm
a dude, and if I can't joke with you about
that stuff, then we're not gonna be friends. That's all
there is to it. That's how all of my friends

(37:25):
talked to each other, all of us last night. We
were in a group actually, and one of my buddies,
he's married to a woman, got back. He said, hey, sorry,
I'm late. I was on a date. And two guys
almost at once said what was his name? If I
can't joke with you like that, we're not gonna be friends.
And yeah, I realized what a bunch of namby pamby

(37:47):
dudes we have. I'm going to report you to HR
imagine as a dude ever saying to another dude, I'm
gonna tell HR on you Gosh, what a dort. Anyway,
we have another hour left and it's gonna be fun.
Hang on,
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