October 4, 2024 • 36 mins
Is the republican tent too big? New job report released with most being part time and given to immigrants. If the American people knew how stupid the government was, they would hate them. Moved to Texas from Washington but the drivers are making me question it. Jesse went to his local school board forum, lots of younger people in attendance. Fixing our broken culture.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday and amazing ask doctor Jesse Friday. Okay, before
we get back to the questions, let's deal with these
jobs report today. Biden administration out there bragging. Look at
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all these jobs, Look at all these jobs. You ready
for this. You want to know how many private sector
jobs there were in this whole report. Just one hundred
and thirty three thousand. Most of those are part time.
Most of those went to foreigners. So wait a minute,
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How's that possible? They said they created all these jobs.
These degcon people are the most crooked, lying scammers in
the world. How they do that? Seven hundred and eighty
five thousand new government employees. That is the biggest monthly
surge of government employees on record, according to zero Hedge,
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the largest surge on record. They were trying to cook
the books on the unemployment numbers, and so while you
can't afford the monthly rent, they took your money and
hired seven hundred and eighty five thousand more government DEI
hires and then bragged to you about the jobs market.
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Like I said in the beginning hour of the show.
If the American media wasn't dedicated to covering four Democrats,
if they would just report actual news, the Democrat Party
would be so loathed, so despised by the American people
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top to bottom, they would have to get rid of
the party completely and start a new one and name
it something else. If the American people truly knew how stupid, evil,
and despicable these people are, they would hate all of them.
The government. The government wanted better jobs numbers right before
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the election, so they took your money and hired seven
hundred thousand new government workers. God jeez, dear doctor tiny hands.
You know what. I'm not telling you guys anything again.
I'm never saying anything again. These are big hands. Since
moving my family from Washington State to Texas a few
years ago, thank you for the advice. Texas drivers are
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making me wish I was back living under Comrade Insley Well.
I appreciate that Texas drivers may not be as mentally
challenged to support as those who support James Langford. There
are comes some concerning behaviors. Can you please do a
PSA so I don't do anything crazy like move back
to Washington. He goes on to talk about, Uh, what's
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he say to anyone who needs to hear this. When
you're on a farm to market road and have the
right of way, it could be counterproductive to slow down
or stop to let others merge. This is he's just
totally raging on the road, and he says, thank you.
Just the father trying to raise two anti communists. Okay,
so I'm gonna tell you something, and everyone's gonna be
mad at me. But what I'm gonna say is true.
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No matter where you live, no matter where you go,
everybody in their particular area think the drivers of their
particular area are uniquely bad. It's just one of those
it's a human nature thing. Remember I have lived I've
lived in Ohio, I've lived in Montana, I've lived in California,
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New Mexico, Texas, Virginia. I've been all over the place,
and every single place I've gone, the locals will sit
and claim that the drivers in their area are the
worst in the country. No one knows how to drive here.
All the drivers are the same. Look, if you have
more women, obviously you're going to have more traffic accidents
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and incidents like that, of course, But for the most part,
about five to ten percent of the population. They can't drive.
Why because five to ten percent of the population. It's
not that they're stupid or anything like that. Some of
them are stupid, it's not that they're selfish. Those are
the people who only think about themselves. The entire world
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is about themselves, and those are the ones who screw
up air travel, road travel. They're the ones who screw
up your school. If you have problems in your kids' school,
it's always the same five kids, because it's always the
bottom barrel losers. It's always the bottom percentage of people
who give the rest of the people in that area
a bad name. We've had this conversation when it comes
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to politics. I remember during the primary, Trump fans would
email in and say, the Santas fans are mean, I
hate them. Santis fans would email in and say Trump
fans are mean, I hate them, and I would have
to explain, No, you don't understand. Every single candidate ever
has a bottom of the barrel percentage of their fans
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who are idiots, indespicable. It's not unique to any one candidate.
Trump has bottom barrel fans. Desanta says bottom barrel fans.
It's not unique to politics either. Republicans do, Democrats do.
Taylor Swift has the bottom five percent of her fans
garbage human beings. The New York Giants the bottom five
percent of the fans garbage human beings. Anytime you have fans,
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you are going to have a hardcore bottom percent that
give the rest of them a bad name. Same thing
applies to on the road now as far as Texas
drivers go. Look, it can be there's something different about
the South, and if you're not from the South, it
can be hard to get used to and it can
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be frustrating Southern people. Look, I live in the South
on purpose. I love it. If I ever left Texas,
and I might one day, who knows what we'll do.
I guarantee you I'm gonna move to Tennessee or Alabama.
I love Alabama, or Mississippi, Georgia, the Carolinas, I just love.
I love the South. Florida maybe, although it's pretty expensive now,
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but there's in the South they are more nice, they
are more polite, and depending on the situation, for people
who aren't from here, that can come off as kind
of rude. Like you just mentioned, merging traffic. I this
is not a good thing about me. I know this,
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but I am in a hurry always. I walk fast,
I drive fast. It's not a good thing. I'm not
bragging about it. It's terrible, but I'm in a hurry.
I love living in the South, but my goodness, when
I get in Lyne at the gas station and the
guy in front of me goes into a five to
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ten minute conversation with the gas station clerk about the
traffic out front and the weather in the back, and
I just want to buy my hot Cheetos and leave
the gas station. All this is very polite. It makes
me want to murder somebody. Sometimes politeness down here can
rub people the wrong way if you're not from here.
The different parts of the country are so different. They're
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just so different. Jesse, I'm retiring soon after thirty eight
years in the post office, age sixty six. Upon this
future event, what do I do now with my free time?
Look at that thirty eight years with the post office.
That's actually really cool. Thirty eight years. Think about the
stuff this guy's seen. Thirty eight years working in the
post office. He said, my two daughters are successful. I'm
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married thirty four years upheld traditional family values. Maybe continue
to play senior softball, cook something nice, watch history documentaries,
or get involved starting at the local level. I love
all that. I love. Keep playing softball. Get involved politically.
That that's a great thing. Get involved politically. I love that.
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But if I can offer one piece of advice, this
is I'm not a senior citizen yet, although if you
look at my beard, I'm rapidly approaching that. Apparently. Spend
some time around young people in one way or the other.
Whether that's coach, maybe maybe coach youth baseball. Maybe you
just volunteer to be an assistant coach on the football
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team or something like that. I this is what I
believe about mankind. I don't like it when young people
only live around young people, and when old people live
only around old people, like these old people communities, I
don't think it's healthy for the people there. I think
it's healthy for older people to be around younger people,
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to be around children, to be around. I think it
helps you, helps, it helps keep perspective, it helps keep
you young, and vice versa. I don't think it's healthy
for younger people to only live, work, in worship around
younger people. Older people have wisdom, They're part of our society.
They're people you can lean on. We are all supposed
to live together, old people, young people, children, middle age.
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Find a way. If you're going to retire, find a
way to spend some time around younger people. It's very healthy.
Dear tiny hand, dear tiny handed titan. I went to
a rally for Mark Robinson today and not only was
the turnout low, but at thirty three, I was the
youngest by what appeared to be a decade. Do you
have any advice on how we get the younger voters
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to come to non presidential rallies and really get involved.
Thanks for your help, he said. His name is Will Okay,
So I've been frustrated by that, and I've vented that
frustration to you several times. I hate it that every
time I show up at a local election or something,
it's all old people working there. It's not an insult
to the old people, it's an insult to the young people.
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Where are the young people at political events? Show up?
Everybody's got gray hair? Again, not an insult to the
old people. Why is everyone old? It should be young
people involved too. Now I understand why that is Look,
we just talked about the post office guy. When you're older,
when you retire, you have more time on your hands
to get involved. But they shouldn't be the only ones
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involved with something. We have to change. As far as
changing that, how do we do that? But we'll talk
about that real quick. Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Remember,
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seven three seven seven four three seven three and leave
a voicemail. No one's gonna answer. You can email. Now
back to this guy, how do we get young people
more involved? So, you know, I went last night after
the show was over. There was a school board for
We've got this big school board election going on in
my area. And you know how much I rant about
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school boards and how we have to focus on school
boards and this and that. So I can hardly sit
here and sit and tell you to get involved all
the time and then go sit on my fat butt
not do anything, now, can I? That would be hypocritical
and not right. So got my buddy to come with
me and we went out to the school board forum
last night. Obviously we have a long way to go
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of waking up the norms and normas out there, but
that school board forum last night was packed. They kept
having to go get extra chairs, and they were I
wouldn't say mostly young people, but thirty forty young people.
I think ours focus on schools and school boards. I
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think that is our gateway to getting to young people.
Why it's personal for them. Why were there so many
young people at that school board forum last night Because
they have kids, They have kids in school, They are
invested in what their kids are and aren't learning in school.
I think that is going to be our ticket. Pushing
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school board stuff, pushing a better education system. Pushing that
is what gets younger people involved. And then once you're involved,
you stay involved. That's kind of how these things work.
Once you start digging in, you start getting involved at
the school board level, then you're starting to learn about
what happens at the county level here, the city council here.
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Then once you start to learn the players, learn the game,
then you're starting to learn where you need to be
who there's somebody in your area who has a position
they should not have, and you'll figure that out quickly.
I wanted to say that about the forum, and I
wanted to say one more thing about the school board
forum last night. We get We've had emails before many
times about non partisan a life actions. They call them
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elections where they don't declare I'm a Democrat or I'm
a Republican, And that's actually what this school board thing was.
Last night. Nobody was up there saying I'm a Republican,
I'm a Democrat. No donkeys, no elephants, no nothing or
nonpartisan here, non partisan and people. They want that to change,
and I want that to change too. If I'm being honest, however,
I will say you should probably give yourself more credit
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than you are. Jesse. How do I tell what they are?
I showed up last night. There were eight candidates up
on that stage. I was there for fifteen minutes, and
I could have told you who the Libs were and
who the good people were on that stage. All you
have to do is listen. You know the buzzwords, you
know how they think. You know the things they say
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that give themselves away and vice versa. You know how good,
how good people talk, and what they want and what
their values are. They will reveal themselves. I want people
to have to label themselves Democrat Republican too. I'm right
there with you. But if that's something that stresses you out,
or something you don't like at all, believe me, if
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you talk to them, you would know. And actually, right
when we walked in in this one and they have
this in a lot of local areas, so this probably
applies to you. Right when you walked in. They had
questionnaires there all eight candidates will actually seven of the eight.
One of the guys refused to fill it out. Of
course he was my favorite one. They had a questionnaire
with just a list of some questions. What would you do,
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what's your experience, all that crap. While I was waiting
for the moderator, he was really boring. But while I
was waiting for him to get through his stuff, I
started picking up the answers to these questionnaires. I guarantee,
if you spent five minutes reading one of these, you
would be able to figure out, Oh, this person's on
our side, this guy not so much. You can figure
that stuff out. You know the language, you're not uneducated,
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you are not dumb. You are the hyper informed. You'll
figure out who the good guys are all right, all right,
Dear doctor Dainty Hans, you know Chris you did this.
Why don't feel like you're censoring these out? Don't you
feel like these emails should be censored so it doesn't
hurt my feelings anyway? The guy says, let's skip all
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the non important stuff hurricanes, World War III, doc worker
strike and Israel attacks and get down to the real business.
Since you obviously have tiny hands and Chris is not
a real person, why not prove your fan base wrong
and have you and Chris measure your hands live on
live on your TV show and post it to YouTube.
I see this as an opportunity to kill two birds
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with one stone. The truth shall set you free. It's
not right. His name's John, he requested the Howard Dean thing.
I shouldn't even give it to you, Ice Master. What
are your thoughts on having a big tent Republican party.
On one hand, we need all the votes in support
we can get. On the other hand, welcoming all the
LGBTQ air force, the sort of right leaning people, the
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porn stars, the trannies for Trump type people, the abores
is fine up to a certain type. Leads to an
increasingly watered down party that no longer believes in values,
traditional marriage, not transitioning kids, gun rights, so on, and
so forth. In other words, the Republican Party starts accepting
everything in an attempt to bring more people in, but
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it ends up believing in nothing. The party becomes no
better than Democrats. How do we keep it from watering
down the Republican Party? She said, I don't consider myself
a Republican. I'm an anti communist. Her name is Heather.
She's probably a dime. Chris, did you know that dimes? Corey?
Did you guys know that dimes? There are certain names
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that are giveaways. We've had this talk before. Britney's, It's
pretty much universal. Britney's are always hot, generally dumb, but
always hot. Carly's Carle. I've never seen an ugly Carleague
in my life. Carly's dead giveaway. Heather another one of
those dime names. And I don't know why it works
out this way, but it does. It's like my buddy.
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I want to give credit to him. It's not my
theory that turned out to be true, the white coat theory.
If a woman owns a white coat hot almost every time,
I don't know, Chris, don't Why are you holding your hands?
It's I'm not questioning the science. Okay, it is what
it is. I have tested this theory time and time again,
and it's true. If you're a woman, you have a
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white coat, total dome. It just works that way. Now,
I forget what were we talking about. Oh yeah, the
Republican Party and watering it down and allowing these people in.
Let's talk about that next, Jesse Kelly Vaccian it is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked doctor
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Jesse Friday. So I'm not going to read the whole
email again, but this dime named Heather emailed and said, hey,
what what are we becoming too big? Ten? She mentioned?
She said that there's all the LGBTQ stuff and the
train for Trump stuff, and the porn stars stuff and
the pro abortion stuff, or are we getting too big tent? Well,
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let's first nail down on this. Remember we are susceptible.
I certainly am to seek out electoral solutions to cultural problems.
And this will come back to I'm gonna answer your
question to stay with me. We have a people problem,
not a politician problem. We have a people problem in
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this country. We have the government we deserve. The people
themselves are the problem. But what does that mean? Well,
we have rotted our culture to the point that the
people aren't seeking the things they should be seeking. Now,
you brought up abortion, so we can make it about abortion.
People ask me all the time, what do I feel
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about a ban here, a federal band or this net
say no, I'm about as hardcore pro life as you
can possibly be. Actually not a I'm his pro life
as you can possibly be. I don't know how you
could get any further to right on the issue. But
what do I think about a band here, ban there?
And what I've always said is this, ban it fine,
I don't care good. Ban it good sounds fine, But
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we shouldn't have a culture full of people who want
an abortion. That's the root cause of the problem. You know,
we bring it up with child tranny stuff or any
tranny stuff. It's not just children anybody. You shouldn't have
to tell a doctor not to cut off a child's penis.
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That's not a thing you should have to pass a
law for. And I'm fine with banning it. Take the doctor,
strip him of his license, send him to a dark
prison for the rest of his life. I'm fine with
all that, that's fine, But still it comes back to
a cultural problem. We have a people problem, a cultural problem,
and virtually every single problem we face in this country
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is a problem that could be fixed in a permanent
way if our culture was better, If our culture was better.
You know, a mass deportation. You've heard me prepare you
many times that that is a pipe dream. It will
never happen. And why have I said that? Because the
American people will not be able to handle it. The
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media will run the largest propaganda campaign in the history
of mankind. The first time a busload of women and
children get loaded on. The propaganda will overwhelm it. The
American people will break. You will see people on our
side all of a sudden. Well, I'm an immigration squish.
We should just get the criminals, and before you know it,
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it'll all come crumbling down and we'll back off and
get weak, and the people who are here will stay
here forever. But what does that say. Does that mean
our Republicans are weak and stupid? Well, yes, that's always
the case. But what it really is is the people
who are the problem, the Republicans. We send to Washington, DC.
Are generally weak and stupid and they can't handle the pressure.
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But they would be more able to withstand the pressure
if we, the people were stronger. Now this doesn't apply
to you, because I know you're ready for it. I
know your game. But the truth is, these people follow along.
Why don't they cut spending? I asked Ron Johnson that once.
He's one of the few very good senators we have
from Wisconsin. I asked him, I said, Senator, everyone knows
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we're going into this debt disaster that is going to
implode the whole country. But why does no one ever
care about cutting spending? Because he's one of the few
guys who does care about it, And he said, Jesse,
there's no constituent pushing there's no constituent pushback on spending. None.
Oh if they pass some gun control bill or try
to pass an amnesty law like James Langford did, Oh, yeah,
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there's constituent pushback. There's outrageous billboards that the emails are
blowing up. Oh my gosh, you guys suck. When they
pass a trillion dollar spending bill, nothing crickets. Well, what
does that say? We have a people problem? The American
people will scream about inflation and then beg the government
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for another stimmy check. How do you think inflation works?
Pal So back to your question, is the Republican Party
getting too big tent with this or this or that
well in a general election because they are so close,
you coalition build. And the problem with coalition building is
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once you start coalition building, you have some people walking
into the tent you don't want into the tent. What
I have said before and what I will say again
is this, welcome everyone who wants to walk into your
camp and vote with you and vote against the other side.
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Welcome all of them into your military camp. Invite them
around the fire, cook them a nice meal, thank them
for coming along. Where you do not welcome them in
is in the general's command post, where they're actually figuring
out strategies. What I'm saying is if these people, these
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different people want to come vote Republican, they're tired of
the communists that if they want to do that, fine,
great good, come on board. We need to build a coalition.
We have a lot of elections to win, not just
the presidential election election, but should you take the latest
tranny who went Republican and make him your next Senate candidate.
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Absolutely not no, But you can only choose what you've
got to choose from. That's our population. Now back to
the culture question. When you allow your culture to rot
out from under you for decades for a variety of reasons.
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The aggression of the Communists that brought this about, yes,
that's part of it. Weakness of the Americans. America's feminized
church that brought it about as well. Christians were way
too weak to push back on it. Well, America's feminized
pastors were too weak. Just turn the cheek, It's fine.
A couple abortions, It's no big deal. Jesus will love it.
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So there's a lot that goes into it. But our
culture wrought it out from under us. And now you're
looking around at the tent and you got a bunch
of trandies here, and foreign stars here and abortion lovers there,
and you're saying, why do we have to accept these people? Well,
those are the people who are in the country now
because the culture wrought it. Jesse, does Israel have the
weapons supply to keep up their war? I can't imagine
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all the weapons it would take to fight Iran are
we selling them the weapons? Yeah, we are selling them
the weapons. Israel doesn't obviously have a significant manufacturing base.
They have some, it's not significant. The country's simply not
big enough for any of that. But they buy all
their advanced uff, not all of it, but they buy
a huge portion of their stuff from US. And because
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they're flushed with cash, they have always more advanced weaponry
than the people around them. And this has been the
case for a very long time. So they just spend
their time kicking the crap out of all these gie hotties.
Dear vertically blessed. The flooding was terrible here, and I'm
going to ask a favor. The awful flooding also went
into southwest Virginia. Also. Governor Younkin's been on the ground,
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But all the reporting I've seen tends to leave Virginia
out of it. If you could mention Virginia and say
a prayer for Appalachia, you could use my name. His
name is Darryl. Yeah. Look, I'm as guilty of that
as anybody. I haven't been talking about Virginia and Georgia too.
Georgia's not getting the Georgia got pasted too. North Carolina, Tennessee,
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those who have been in the news, but yes, Virginia,
North Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida. You know what's wild is Florida.
Florida got it really, really bad. Of course, because they're
on the freaking coat. It hit Florida as a Category
four hurricanes, and that bad boy was cooking. Category four
is big boy stuff. We don't talk about Florida as
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much for a variety of reasons, but one of them
is Ron de Santis did such a good job. It's
it's crazy to see competent, strong GOP leadership. I'm just
I'm sorry. I'm not used to it. He's so good.
It's crazy that he's about to turn out in Florida.
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And I don't know, I don't know that he'll ever
be able to go national. Maybe he will, maybe he won't.
As far as you know the twenty twenty eight race,
I don't know whether. I don't know whether as a
personality for it, I don't know. But man, the whole
country owes that guy did a gratitude for showing how
to be a governor. That's how you be a governor
right there. That's just been They've just been awesome, awesome.
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But when I saw him square and everybody away, I
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We'll be back get to cure for rhinos eight days
with The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Friday. I feel like it's been a
great Friday. Maybe it's that Doc. Maybe it's the port
strike ending that has me feeling good. Maybe it's the
fact that Joe Biden continues to steamroll Kamala today. I
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was gonna play with you a bit of the press conference,
but it got so loud it was hard to hear.
It was awful. But what Joe Biden did today, he
gave a press conference. He never gives those. When Dome
was given comments about the hurricane, he essentially steamroller that
had to be on purpose. It had to be done
on purpose. What's that, Chris, Oh, I think it was Jill.
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Of course it was Jill. What did Joe made the decision?
Of course, who wasn't Joe. Joe doesn't know anything, is
even a functional adult. Oh so get this, I have
to do something tonight and I'm dreading it. I have
to go to a tequila tasting. Now that make splain.
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Let me make spain. I don't really drink much anymore,
and I'm not going to drink tonight. But a friend
is putting it on and he begged me to come,
and I have even if I wanted to have some tequila.
We have a five am wake up tomorrow for kids sports. Look,
that's your life. Like I told you before, we're in
the death window where the kids can't drive yet, but
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they're all in sports through all over God's creation. So
I have to go for two hours with a bunch
of people and watch them taste fine tequilas, and I'll
be sitting at what, Chris what. I'm not gonna drink
at all. I don't think so. But I don't think so. Okay, No,
I don't think no. Look, I try to not really anymore.
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I try to not much at all. It's just something
I've tried to completely cut out. Maybe I'll have a little,
But again, when you're old, it's not like the Marine
Corps days where you could just stay up party with
your friends all night and then get up and throw
on a ruck and just go hammer it. Once you're
forty three, you'll know what I'm talking about, Corey. Tell
them once you're forty three, Believe me, Pal, the wake
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up ain't as fun anymore. It's just not as fun.
It's not whatever. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna call Chris tomorrow morning at five am tell him
I need him to come into the studio for something,
so he knows what it's like to get up at
that time on a Saturday. It's important, Chris, it's important,
and my call is gonna go through because I have
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pure Talk. You see pure Talk. People think people want
to switch to pure Talk. They don't want to support Verizon,
they don't want to support AT and T R T
Mobile because those big cell phone carriers are evil and awful,
so they want pure Talk. But they think to themselves,
I can't afford to lose service. I can't drop calls.
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I have to get a hold of my kid. I
need it for work. I have to That's what people say.
Pure Talk is on the same five G network, the
exact same So you save a fortune, you support a
company that shares your values, and they're on the same
five G network. There's no reason not to switch. And
remember when you dial Pound two five zero and say
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Jesse Kelly, you save an additional fifty percent off your
first month. It's just money. You have money just laying
there for you. Pound two five zero, say, Jesse Kelly,
switch to the cell phone company who actually loves this
country and cares about you and now and now here's
a headline, but go you know, you know the thing
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emails We didn't get to you, dear, sickest source in
the business, Chris, What does that mean, sickest source? What
is that? Is that a reference to something I said? Anyway?
Is Iron trying to save face or is this a
legitimate strike with implications for a broader war. I actually
have been very suspicious about this because this is twice
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now Iran has launched a quote counter attack against Israel,
and this is twice. They really haven't hurt many people,
and it looks bad when you turn on the news.
You have all these missiles raining down. And I understand
about the Iron Dome system, the missile defense system they have,
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but Iran is not stupid, and they have a real
big boy intelligence network. They're well aware of the Iron
Dome as well. I don't know. Look, you have to
understand this is a precarious situation for Israel, yes, but
it's probably diceier for Iran. For the people who lead Iran,
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because they've been having to put down protests, at their protest,
at their protest of their own people. The people are
chafing against this regime. They don't want to live under
this Islamist fundamentalist regime. So when you're trying to put
down that stuff at home, you really really have to
be careful if you get involved in a foreign engagement
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that's going to make the people at home even angrier.
We talk about Iran's nuclear sites. What if people start
losing power in Iran. What if you're sitting there in Iran,
you're already mad at the government, you can't stand it,
and then your power goes out for three weeks because
Israel just launched a missile into a nuclear facility, You're
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going to really start chafing. Iran is in a dicey situation.
And because of Israel's love of assassinating people in amazing
ways with pagers and everything else. Remember when they smoked
that one dude with a machine machine gun. It was
an electronic machine gun that popped out of a car.
It was amazing the people in Iran's government and this
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is why Israel does it. It's very smart. The people
in Iran's government are scared that a war comes home
to them personally. It's not like other places where oh yeah,
some young men can go die, who cares about them? Sure,
send another ten thousand young men to go die. No, no, no, no, no, Jack,
That next bomb might be in your coffee pot while
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you're pouring a cup in the morning. It creates a
personal level of fear. I am not so sure Iran
wants this thing to escalate anymore, because this is now
two for two, horrible missile strike that does not very much. Jesse,
I'm gonna vote for Trump. I'm having a hard time
convincing myself it matters. There's a voice in the back
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of my head that's telling me they will keep finding
and counting votes in Philly into December. If that's what
it takes for Harris to win. Please tell me I'm
wrong or is someone on this. I'm not going to
tell you you're wrong. I am going to tell you two things. One,
the Republican election integrity efforts, pull watchers and whatnot. They
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are far greater than anything we have ever had in
the past. By a mile. Is it enough? Of course not.
Communists are far ahead and cheating in elections, but it
is significant, especially compared to what it was last time.
That is one two. What if they do cheat, What
if they do cheat and they steal it? Well, listen,
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we have to bail water anyway. We have to vote
and act like they're not going to anyway. We can't
give up, because then we're guaranteed to be doomed. I
am hopeful we are going to win this election, but
as I've said before, we might wake up on that
Wednesday in November, on the first Wednesday in November, and
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we might have lost, and we might be hurting and
angry and sad, and we're sitting there trying to digest
what four years of Dome is going to mean for
this country in our way of I know, it's scary.
It makes me sick even thinking about it. And there's
a chance that happens. There's a chance. Saving the country
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process not an event. This election will not decide whether
America is saved or lost. We have a thousand battles
to fight. This is a very important one, but we
have a thousand battles to fight. Don't put all your
eggs in the Trump basket, because then you're setting yourself
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up to be devastated at some point. All Right, If
Trump wins, all is not saved. If Trump loses, all
is not lost. Now, put your phone down, go enjoy
your weekend. We'll do this again on Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday and amazing ask doctor Jesse Friday. Okay, before
we get back to the questions, let's deal with these
jobs report today. Biden administration out there bragging. Look at
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all these jobs, Look at all these jobs. You ready
for this. You want to know how many private sector
jobs there were in this whole report. Just one hundred
and thirty three thousand. Most of those are part time.
Most of those went to foreigners. So wait a minute,
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How's that possible? They said they created all these jobs.
These degcon people are the most crooked, lying scammers in
the world. How they do that? Seven hundred and eighty
five thousand new government employees. That is the biggest monthly
surge of government employees on record, according to zero Hedge,
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the largest surge on record. They were trying to cook
the books on the unemployment numbers, and so while you
can't afford the monthly rent, they took your money and
hired seven hundred and eighty five thousand more government DEI
hires and then bragged to you about the jobs market.
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Like I said in the beginning hour of the show.
If the American media wasn't dedicated to covering four Democrats,
if they would just report actual news, the Democrat Party
would be so loathed, so despised by the American people
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top to bottom, they would have to get rid of
the party completely and start a new one and name
it something else. If the American people truly knew how stupid, evil,
and despicable these people are, they would hate all of them.
The government. The government wanted better jobs numbers right before
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the election, so they took your money and hired seven
hundred thousand new government workers. God jeez, dear doctor tiny hands.
You know what. I'm not telling you guys anything again.
I'm never saying anything again. These are big hands. Since
moving my family from Washington State to Texas a few
years ago, thank you for the advice. Texas drivers are
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making me wish I was back living under Comrade Insley Well.
I appreciate that Texas drivers may not be as mentally
challenged to support as those who support James Langford. There
are comes some concerning behaviors. Can you please do a
PSA so I don't do anything crazy like move back
to Washington. He goes on to talk about, Uh, what's
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he say to anyone who needs to hear this. When
you're on a farm to market road and have the
right of way, it could be counterproductive to slow down
or stop to let others merge. This is he's just
totally raging on the road, and he says, thank you.
Just the father trying to raise two anti communists. Okay,
so I'm gonna tell you something, and everyone's gonna be
mad at me. But what I'm gonna say is true.
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No matter where you live, no matter where you go,
everybody in their particular area think the drivers of their
particular area are uniquely bad. It's just one of those
it's a human nature thing. Remember I have lived I've
lived in Ohio, I've lived in Montana, I've lived in California,
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New Mexico, Texas, Virginia. I've been all over the place,
and every single place I've gone, the locals will sit
and claim that the drivers in their area are the
worst in the country. No one knows how to drive here.
All the drivers are the same. Look, if you have
more women, obviously you're going to have more traffic accidents
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and incidents like that, of course, But for the most part,
about five to ten percent of the population. They can't drive.
Why because five to ten percent of the population. It's
not that they're stupid or anything like that. Some of
them are stupid, it's not that they're selfish. Those are
the people who only think about themselves. The entire world
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is about themselves, and those are the ones who screw
up air travel, road travel. They're the ones who screw
up your school. If you have problems in your kids' school,
it's always the same five kids, because it's always the
bottom barrel losers. It's always the bottom percentage of people
who give the rest of the people in that area
a bad name. We've had this conversation when it comes
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to politics. I remember during the primary, Trump fans would
email in and say, the Santas fans are mean, I
hate them. Santis fans would email in and say Trump
fans are mean, I hate them, and I would have
to explain, No, you don't understand. Every single candidate ever
has a bottom of the barrel percentage of their fans
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who are idiots, indespicable. It's not unique to any one candidate.
Trump has bottom barrel fans. Desanta says bottom barrel fans.
It's not unique to politics either. Republicans do, Democrats do.
Taylor Swift has the bottom five percent of her fans
garbage human beings. The New York Giants the bottom five
percent of the fans garbage human beings. Anytime you have fans,
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you are going to have a hardcore bottom percent that
give the rest of them a bad name. Same thing
applies to on the road now as far as Texas
drivers go. Look, it can be there's something different about
the South, and if you're not from the South, it
can be hard to get used to and it can
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be frustrating Southern people. Look, I live in the South
on purpose. I love it. If I ever left Texas,
and I might one day, who knows what we'll do.
I guarantee you I'm gonna move to Tennessee or Alabama.
I love Alabama, or Mississippi, Georgia, the Carolinas, I just love.
I love the South. Florida maybe, although it's pretty expensive now,
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but there's in the South they are more nice, they
are more polite, and depending on the situation, for people
who aren't from here, that can come off as kind
of rude. Like you just mentioned, merging traffic. I this
is not a good thing about me. I know this,
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but I am in a hurry always. I walk fast,
I drive fast. It's not a good thing. I'm not
bragging about it. It's terrible, but I'm in a hurry.
I love living in the South, but my goodness, when
I get in Lyne at the gas station and the
guy in front of me goes into a five to
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ten minute conversation with the gas station clerk about the
traffic out front and the weather in the back, and
I just want to buy my hot Cheetos and leave
the gas station. All this is very polite. It makes
me want to murder somebody. Sometimes politeness down here can
rub people the wrong way if you're not from here.
The different parts of the country are so different. They're
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just so different. Jesse, I'm retiring soon after thirty eight
years in the post office, age sixty six. Upon this
future event, what do I do now with my free time?
Look at that thirty eight years with the post office.
That's actually really cool. Thirty eight years. Think about the
stuff this guy's seen. Thirty eight years working in the
post office. He said, my two daughters are successful. I'm
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married thirty four years upheld traditional family values. Maybe continue
to play senior softball, cook something nice, watch history documentaries,
or get involved starting at the local level. I love
all that. I love. Keep playing softball. Get involved politically.
That that's a great thing. Get involved politically. I love that.
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But if I can offer one piece of advice, this
is I'm not a senior citizen yet, although if you
look at my beard, I'm rapidly approaching that. Apparently. Spend
some time around young people in one way or the other.
Whether that's coach, maybe maybe coach youth baseball. Maybe you
just volunteer to be an assistant coach on the football
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team or something like that. I this is what I
believe about mankind. I don't like it when young people
only live around young people, and when old people live
only around old people, like these old people communities, I
don't think it's healthy for the people there. I think
it's healthy for older people to be around younger people,
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to be around children, to be around. I think it
helps you, helps, it helps keep perspective, it helps keep
you young, and vice versa. I don't think it's healthy
for younger people to only live, work, in worship around
younger people. Older people have wisdom, They're part of our society.
They're people you can lean on. We are all supposed
to live together, old people, young people, children, middle age.
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Find a way. If you're going to retire, find a
way to spend some time around younger people. It's very healthy.
Dear tiny hand, dear tiny handed titan. I went to
a rally for Mark Robinson today and not only was
the turnout low, but at thirty three, I was the
youngest by what appeared to be a decade. Do you
have any advice on how we get the younger voters
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to come to non presidential rallies and really get involved.
Thanks for your help, he said. His name is Will Okay,
So I've been frustrated by that, and I've vented that
frustration to you several times. I hate it that every
time I show up at a local election or something,
it's all old people working there. It's not an insult
to the old people, it's an insult to the young people.
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Where are the young people at political events? Show up?
Everybody's got gray hair? Again, not an insult to the
old people. Why is everyone old? It should be young
people involved too. Now I understand why that is Look,
we just talked about the post office guy. When you're older,
when you retire, you have more time on your hands
to get involved. But they shouldn't be the only ones
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involved with something. We have to change. As far as
changing that, how do we do that? But we'll talk
about that real quick. Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Remember,
if you miss any part of the show, download a
podcast iHeart Spotify iTunes. You can call us eight seven
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seven three seven seven four three seven three and leave
a voicemail. No one's gonna answer. You can email. Now
back to this guy, how do we get young people
more involved? So, you know, I went last night after
the show was over. There was a school board for
We've got this big school board election going on in
my area. And you know how much I rant about
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school boards and how we have to focus on school
boards and this and that. So I can hardly sit
here and sit and tell you to get involved all
the time and then go sit on my fat butt
not do anything, now, can I? That would be hypocritical
and not right. So got my buddy to come with
me and we went out to the school board forum
last night. Obviously we have a long way to go
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of waking up the norms and normas out there, but
that school board forum last night was packed. They kept
having to go get extra chairs, and they were I
wouldn't say mostly young people, but thirty forty young people.
I think ours focus on schools and school boards. I
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think that is our gateway to getting to young people.
Why it's personal for them. Why were there so many
young people at that school board forum last night Because
they have kids, They have kids in school, They are
invested in what their kids are and aren't learning in school.
I think that is going to be our ticket. Pushing
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school board stuff, pushing a better education system. Pushing that
is what gets younger people involved. And then once you're involved,
you stay involved. That's kind of how these things work.
Once you start digging in, you start getting involved at
the school board level, then you're starting to learn about
what happens at the county level here, the city council here.
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Then once you start to learn the players, learn the game,
then you're starting to learn where you need to be
who there's somebody in your area who has a position
they should not have, and you'll figure that out quickly.
I wanted to say that about the forum, and I
wanted to say one more thing about the school board
forum last night. We get We've had emails before many
times about non partisan a life actions. They call them
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elections where they don't declare I'm a Democrat or I'm
a Republican, And that's actually what this school board thing was.
Last night. Nobody was up there saying I'm a Republican,
I'm a Democrat. No donkeys, no elephants, no nothing or
nonpartisan here, non partisan and people. They want that to change,
and I want that to change too. If I'm being honest, however,
I will say you should probably give yourself more credit
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than you are. Jesse. How do I tell what they are?
I showed up last night. There were eight candidates up
on that stage. I was there for fifteen minutes, and
I could have told you who the Libs were and
who the good people were on that stage. All you
have to do is listen. You know the buzzwords, you
know how they think. You know the things they say
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that give themselves away and vice versa. You know how good,
how good people talk, and what they want and what
their values are. They will reveal themselves. I want people
to have to label themselves Democrat Republican too. I'm right
there with you. But if that's something that stresses you out,
or something you don't like at all, believe me, if
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you talk to them, you would know. And actually, right
when we walked in in this one and they have
this in a lot of local areas, so this probably
applies to you. Right when you walked in. They had
questionnaires there all eight candidates will actually seven of the eight.
One of the guys refused to fill it out. Of
course he was my favorite one. They had a questionnaire
with just a list of some questions. What would you do,
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what's your experience, all that crap. While I was waiting
for the moderator, he was really boring. But while I
was waiting for him to get through his stuff, I
started picking up the answers to these questionnaires. I guarantee,
if you spent five minutes reading one of these, you
would be able to figure out, Oh, this person's on
our side, this guy not so much. You can figure
that stuff out. You know the language, you're not uneducated,
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you are not dumb. You are the hyper informed. You'll
figure out who the good guys are all right, all right,
Dear doctor Dainty Hans, you know Chris you did this.
Why don't feel like you're censoring these out? Don't you
feel like these emails should be censored so it doesn't
hurt my feelings anyway? The guy says, let's skip all
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the non important stuff hurricanes, World War III, doc worker
strike and Israel attacks and get down to the real business.
Since you obviously have tiny hands and Chris is not
a real person, why not prove your fan base wrong
and have you and Chris measure your hands live on
live on your TV show and post it to YouTube.
I see this as an opportunity to kill two birds
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with one stone. The truth shall set you free. It's
not right. His name's John, he requested the Howard Dean thing.
I shouldn't even give it to you, Ice Master. What
are your thoughts on having a big tent Republican party.
On one hand, we need all the votes in support
we can get. On the other hand, welcoming all the
LGBTQ air force, the sort of right leaning people, the
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porn stars, the trannies for Trump type people, the abores
is fine up to a certain type. Leads to an
increasingly watered down party that no longer believes in values,
traditional marriage, not transitioning kids, gun rights, so on, and
so forth. In other words, the Republican Party starts accepting
everything in an attempt to bring more people in, but
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it ends up believing in nothing. The party becomes no
better than Democrats. How do we keep it from watering
down the Republican Party? She said, I don't consider myself
a Republican. I'm an anti communist. Her name is Heather.
She's probably a dime. Chris, did you know that dimes? Corey?
Did you guys know that dimes? There are certain names
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that are giveaways. We've had this talk before. Britney's, It's
pretty much universal. Britney's are always hot, generally dumb, but
always hot. Carly's Carle. I've never seen an ugly Carleague
in my life. Carly's dead giveaway. Heather another one of
those dime names. And I don't know why it works
out this way, but it does. It's like my buddy.
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I want to give credit to him. It's not my
theory that turned out to be true, the white coat theory.
If a woman owns a white coat hot almost every time,
I don't know, Chris, don't Why are you holding your hands?
It's I'm not questioning the science. Okay, it is what
it is. I have tested this theory time and time again,
and it's true. If you're a woman, you have a
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white coat, total dome. It just works that way. Now,
I forget what were we talking about. Oh yeah, the
Republican Party and watering it down and allowing these people in.
Let's talk about that next, Jesse Kelly Vaccian it is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked doctor
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Jesse Friday. So I'm not going to read the whole
email again, but this dime named Heather emailed and said, hey,
what what are we becoming too big? Ten? She mentioned?
She said that there's all the LGBTQ stuff and the
train for Trump stuff, and the porn stars stuff and
the pro abortion stuff, or are we getting too big tent? Well,
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let's first nail down on this. Remember we are susceptible.
I certainly am to seek out electoral solutions to cultural problems.
And this will come back to I'm gonna answer your
question to stay with me. We have a people problem,
not a politician problem. We have a people problem in
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this country. We have the government we deserve. The people
themselves are the problem. But what does that mean? Well,
we have rotted our culture to the point that the
people aren't seeking the things they should be seeking. Now,
you brought up abortion, so we can make it about abortion.
People ask me all the time, what do I feel
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about a ban here, a federal band or this net
say no, I'm about as hardcore pro life as you
can possibly be. Actually not a I'm his pro life
as you can possibly be. I don't know how you
could get any further to right on the issue. But
what do I think about a band here, ban there?
And what I've always said is this, ban it fine,
I don't care good. Ban it good sounds fine, But
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we shouldn't have a culture full of people who want
an abortion. That's the root cause of the problem. You know,
we bring it up with child tranny stuff or any
tranny stuff. It's not just children anybody. You shouldn't have
to tell a doctor not to cut off a child's penis.
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That's not a thing you should have to pass a
law for. And I'm fine with banning it. Take the doctor,
strip him of his license, send him to a dark
prison for the rest of his life. I'm fine with
all that, that's fine, But still it comes back to
a cultural problem. We have a people problem, a cultural problem,
and virtually every single problem we face in this country
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is a problem that could be fixed in a permanent
way if our culture was better, If our culture was better.
You know, a mass deportation. You've heard me prepare you
many times that that is a pipe dream. It will
never happen. And why have I said that? Because the
American people will not be able to handle it. The
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media will run the largest propaganda campaign in the history
of mankind. The first time a busload of women and
children get loaded on. The propaganda will overwhelm it. The
American people will break. You will see people on our
side all of a sudden. Well, I'm an immigration squish.
We should just get the criminals, and before you know it,
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it'll all come crumbling down and we'll back off and
get weak, and the people who are here will stay
here forever. But what does that say. Does that mean
our Republicans are weak and stupid? Well, yes, that's always
the case. But what it really is is the people
who are the problem, the Republicans. We send to Washington, DC.
Are generally weak and stupid and they can't handle the pressure.
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But they would be more able to withstand the pressure
if we, the people were stronger. Now this doesn't apply
to you, because I know you're ready for it. I
know your game. But the truth is, these people follow along.
Why don't they cut spending? I asked Ron Johnson that once.
He's one of the few very good senators we have
from Wisconsin. I asked him, I said, Senator, everyone knows
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we're going into this debt disaster that is going to
implode the whole country. But why does no one ever
care about cutting spending? Because he's one of the few
guys who does care about it, And he said, Jesse,
there's no constituent pushing there's no constituent pushback on spending. None.
Oh if they pass some gun control bill or try
to pass an amnesty law like James Langford did, Oh, yeah,
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there's constituent pushback. There's outrageous billboards that the emails are
blowing up. Oh my gosh, you guys suck. When they
pass a trillion dollar spending bill, nothing crickets. Well, what
does that say? We have a people problem? The American
people will scream about inflation and then beg the government
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for another stimmy check. How do you think inflation works?
Pal So back to your question, is the Republican Party
getting too big tent with this or this or that
well in a general election because they are so close,
you coalition build. And the problem with coalition building is
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once you start coalition building, you have some people walking
into the tent you don't want into the tent. What
I have said before and what I will say again
is this, welcome everyone who wants to walk into your
camp and vote with you and vote against the other side.
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Welcome all of them into your military camp. Invite them
around the fire, cook them a nice meal, thank them
for coming along. Where you do not welcome them in
is in the general's command post, where they're actually figuring
out strategies. What I'm saying is if these people, these
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different people want to come vote Republican, they're tired of
the communists that if they want to do that, fine,
great good, come on board. We need to build a coalition.
We have a lot of elections to win, not just
the presidential election election, but should you take the latest
tranny who went Republican and make him your next Senate candidate.
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Absolutely not no, But you can only choose what you've
got to choose from. That's our population. Now back to
the culture question. When you allow your culture to rot
out from under you for decades for a variety of reasons.
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The aggression of the Communists that brought this about, yes,
that's part of it. Weakness of the Americans. America's feminized
church that brought it about as well. Christians were way
too weak to push back on it. Well, America's feminized
pastors were too weak. Just turn the cheek, It's fine.
A couple abortions, It's no big deal. Jesus will love it.
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So there's a lot that goes into it. But our
culture wrought it out from under us. And now you're
looking around at the tent and you got a bunch
of trandies here, and foreign stars here and abortion lovers there,
and you're saying, why do we have to accept these people? Well,
those are the people who are in the country now
because the culture wrought it. Jesse, does Israel have the
weapons supply to keep up their war? I can't imagine
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all the weapons it would take to fight Iran are
we selling them the weapons? Yeah, we are selling them
the weapons. Israel doesn't obviously have a significant manufacturing base.
They have some, it's not significant. The country's simply not
big enough for any of that. But they buy all
their advanced uff, not all of it, but they buy
a huge portion of their stuff from US. And because
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they're flushed with cash, they have always more advanced weaponry
than the people around them. And this has been the
case for a very long time. So they just spend
their time kicking the crap out of all these gie hotties.
Dear vertically blessed. The flooding was terrible here, and I'm
going to ask a favor. The awful flooding also went
into southwest Virginia. Also. Governor Younkin's been on the ground,
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But all the reporting I've seen tends to leave Virginia
out of it. If you could mention Virginia and say
a prayer for Appalachia, you could use my name. His
name is Darryl. Yeah. Look, I'm as guilty of that
as anybody. I haven't been talking about Virginia and Georgia too.
Georgia's not getting the Georgia got pasted too. North Carolina, Tennessee,
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those who have been in the news, but yes, Virginia,
North Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida. You know what's wild is Florida.
Florida got it really, really bad. Of course, because they're
on the freaking coat. It hit Florida as a Category
four hurricanes, and that bad boy was cooking. Category four
is big boy stuff. We don't talk about Florida as
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much for a variety of reasons, but one of them
is Ron de Santis did such a good job. It's
it's crazy to see competent, strong GOP leadership. I'm just
I'm sorry. I'm not used to it. He's so good.
It's crazy that he's about to turn out in Florida.
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And I don't know, I don't know that he'll ever
be able to go national. Maybe he will, maybe he won't.
As far as you know the twenty twenty eight race,
I don't know whether. I don't know whether as a
personality for it, I don't know. But man, the whole
country owes that guy did a gratitude for showing how
to be a governor. That's how you be a governor
right there. That's just been They've just been awesome, awesome.
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I wonder if Heavy D takes Chalk, Chris, do you
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But when I saw him square and everybody away, I
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We'll be back get to cure for rhinos eight days
with The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Friday. I feel like it's been a
great Friday. Maybe it's that Doc. Maybe it's the port
strike ending that has me feeling good. Maybe it's the
fact that Joe Biden continues to steamroll Kamala today. I
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was gonna play with you a bit of the press conference,
but it got so loud it was hard to hear.
It was awful. But what Joe Biden did today, he
gave a press conference. He never gives those. When Dome
was given comments about the hurricane, he essentially steamroller that
had to be on purpose. It had to be done
on purpose. What's that, Chris, Oh, I think it was Jill.
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Of course it was Jill. What did Joe made the decision?
Of course, who wasn't Joe. Joe doesn't know anything, is
even a functional adult. Oh so get this, I have
to do something tonight and I'm dreading it. I have
to go to a tequila tasting. Now that make splain.
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Let me make spain. I don't really drink much anymore,
and I'm not going to drink tonight. But a friend
is putting it on and he begged me to come,
and I have even if I wanted to have some tequila.
We have a five am wake up tomorrow for kids sports. Look,
that's your life. Like I told you before, we're in
the death window where the kids can't drive yet, but
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they're all in sports through all over God's creation. So
I have to go for two hours with a bunch
of people and watch them taste fine tequilas, and I'll
be sitting at what, Chris what. I'm not gonna drink
at all. I don't think so. But I don't think so. Okay, No,
I don't think no. Look, I try to not really anymore.
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I try to not much at all. It's just something
I've tried to completely cut out. Maybe I'll have a little,
But again, when you're old, it's not like the Marine
Corps days where you could just stay up party with
your friends all night and then get up and throw
on a ruck and just go hammer it. Once you're
forty three, you'll know what I'm talking about, Corey. Tell
them once you're forty three, Believe me, Pal, the wake
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up ain't as fun anymore. It's just not as fun.
It's not whatever. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna call Chris tomorrow morning at five am tell him
I need him to come into the studio for something,
so he knows what it's like to get up at
that time on a Saturday. It's important, Chris, it's important,
and my call is gonna go through because I have
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emails We didn't get to you, dear, sickest source in
the business, Chris, What does that mean, sickest source? What
is that? Is that a reference to something I said? Anyway?
Is Iron trying to save face or is this a
legitimate strike with implications for a broader war. I actually
have been very suspicious about this because this is twice
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now Iran has launched a quote counter attack against Israel,
and this is twice. They really haven't hurt many people,
and it looks bad when you turn on the news.
You have all these missiles raining down. And I understand
about the Iron Dome system, the missile defense system they have,
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but Iran is not stupid, and they have a real
big boy intelligence network. They're well aware of the Iron
Dome as well. I don't know. Look, you have to
understand this is a precarious situation for Israel, yes, but
it's probably diceier for Iran. For the people who lead Iran,
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because they've been having to put down protests, at their protest,
at their protest of their own people. The people are
chafing against this regime. They don't want to live under
this Islamist fundamentalist regime. So when you're trying to put
down that stuff at home, you really really have to
be careful if you get involved in a foreign engagement
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that's going to make the people at home even angrier.
We talk about Iran's nuclear sites. What if people start
losing power in Iran. What if you're sitting there in Iran,
you're already mad at the government, you can't stand it,
and then your power goes out for three weeks because
Israel just launched a missile into a nuclear facility, You're
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going to really start chafing. Iran is in a dicey situation.
And because of Israel's love of assassinating people in amazing
ways with pagers and everything else. Remember when they smoked
that one dude with a machine machine gun. It was
an electronic machine gun that popped out of a car.
It was amazing the people in Iran's government and this
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is why Israel does it. It's very smart. The people
in Iran's government are scared that a war comes home
to them personally. It's not like other places where oh yeah,
some young men can go die, who cares about them? Sure,
send another ten thousand young men to go die. No, no, no, no, no, Jack,
That next bomb might be in your coffee pot while
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you're pouring a cup in the morning. It creates a
personal level of fear. I am not so sure Iran
wants this thing to escalate anymore, because this is now
two for two, horrible missile strike that does not very much. Jesse,
I'm gonna vote for Trump. I'm having a hard time
convincing myself it matters. There's a voice in the back
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of my head that's telling me they will keep finding
and counting votes in Philly into December. If that's what
it takes for Harris to win. Please tell me I'm
wrong or is someone on this. I'm not going to
tell you you're wrong. I am going to tell you two things. One,
the Republican election integrity efforts, pull watchers and whatnot. They
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are far greater than anything we have ever had in
the past. By a mile. Is it enough? Of course not.
Communists are far ahead and cheating in elections, but it
is significant, especially compared to what it was last time.
That is one two. What if they do cheat, What
if they do cheat and they steal it? Well, listen,
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we have to bail water anyway. We have to vote
and act like they're not going to anyway. We can't
give up, because then we're guaranteed to be doomed. I
am hopeful we are going to win this election, but
as I've said before, we might wake up on that
Wednesday in November, on the first Wednesday in November, and
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we might have lost, and we might be hurting and
angry and sad, and we're sitting there trying to digest
what four years of Dome is going to mean for
this country in our way of I know, it's scary.
It makes me sick even thinking about it. And there's
a chance that happens. There's a chance. Saving the country
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process not an event. This election will not decide whether
America is saved or lost. We have a thousand battles
to fight. This is a very important one, but we
have a thousand battles to fight. Don't put all your
eggs in the Trump basket, because then you're setting yourself
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up to be devastated at some point. All Right, If
Trump wins, all is not saved. If Trump loses, all
is not lost. Now, put your phone down, go enjoy
your weekend. We'll do this again on Monday. That's all
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