October 7, 2024 • 37 mins
Red Lobster is back and better than ever. Hurricane Milton heading toward Florida and potential impact. DEI in the military. Trying to convince yourself there are still competent people at the top. Dome joined the Call Her Daddy podcast. She says women today don’t want to be humble and there are no laws that govern a man’s body. Women govern the emotions of a room.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday, and it's been an amazing Monday. We have
Medal of Honor Monday. We've been talking about politics, dome,
broken homes, and we have some things. We have to talk.
(00:31):
Some hurricane stuff here, losing all your money, spirit airlines,
being an arms dealer, emails. There's a ton still to
get to on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. If
you missed anything, go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes.
Now before we go any further, we actually haven't talked
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about this yet. Hurricane Milton heading towards Florida. Okay, so
let's deal with what is real and what is not.
You'll just a little psa first, say a prayer for
people in Florida, many of whom are listening right now.
You know my affinity for Florida. But man, they just
especially the west coast of Florida, they just got pasted
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by Helene and now Milton is coming. What is Milton
going to be? Well, there are scary headlines, some probably valid,
some maybe not. There's a lot of talk about Category
five that it's going to be a Cat five hurricane
that is tornado level devastation. If it is a Cat
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five when it gets there, just look, we're going to
do a little PSA. Everyone in Florida's rolling their eyes
because they already know all this information. This is for
everyone who doesn't know hurricanes the category they are. It's
based on the wind speed. I know that's kind of
dumb down, but listen, we got to make sure everyone
knows what what categories are based on wind speed, and
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hurricanes will have different categories at different times and locations
because of a wind speed issue. So if it's a
Cat five in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico,
that does not mean it's going to remain a Cat
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five when it finally hits landfall. Maybe it'll be a
Cat four, Maybe it'll be a Cat three, Maybe it
will remain a Cat five. I'm not gonna sit here
and pretend to be the hurricane expert. Granted I've been
through more hurricanes and typhoons than I can possibly count,
but categories count differently, Like Hurricane Ivan is one of
the big, big, big ones I went through. I told
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you that story before I was in Jamaica. When I
went through it, it is I believe, known as a
Cat five And when everybody talks about it, it was
a Cat five. It was a Cat five. Category five. Well,
once it hit Jamaica, it was a Cat four. Now
that was catastrophic for Jamaica. Category four is no joke.
I'm not dismissing Cat four, but I don't like to
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tell people I was in a Cat five hurricane because
it wasn't a Cat five hurricane when it was blowing
its way through Jamaica when we were there. You understand
what I mean. So just because it's a category now,
or they're projecting it's going to be a category doesn't
necessarily make it. So that's one two. Florida is now
run by some very very competent people, unlike the federal government.
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No matter what this thing's going to be, when it
hits five, four, three, it's going to be significant. It is.
Take precautions. You know, this is me. I don't oversell hurricanes.
We throw hurricane parties here. I'm the one who's more
likely to blow it off, ride it out. But whatever,
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get a twelve back, we'll be fine. That's more me.
When you talk big boy storms like fives in fours.
That's a completely different animal. Listen to what they're saying.
If you're in a place and they're telling you to evacuate, evacuate.
This isn't the cat too that blew through last year
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and you were the neighbors were having Marguerita's in the
lawn flying kites. You ain't flying nothing except for yourself
in a Cat five hurricane. So this is just a PSA.
If they're telling you get out, then get out. Also,
do not panic. Most of the people who die during hurricanes,
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not all, not at all, but most of the people
die on the roads. They decide they're gonna wait. Wait, No,
we're gonna wait, We're gonna tough it out. We're gonna wait.
Oh crap, it's time to go. Well, if you're making
the decision to go late, congratulations, you just joined every
other person who made that decision. And now instead of
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being in your home, hopefully with some food, some water supplies,
now you're in your super room out back, you and
your lesbian wife, and now you're screwed because you're out
on the highway. That's a problem. Just be smart, don't panic.
If they're telling you get out, get out. It's just
a little daddy, jessepsa. Having gone through this before and
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one final one. I do this every time, but for
some reason, for some reason, it continues to come up.
So I need to keep doing this. I know, because
I'm a dude, and because I'm a meathead, I know
how much fun it looks to have water around you
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all of a sudden where water is not supposed to be.
And I understand it's tempting to cope with the loss
by adventuring into the water. I realize that you come
downstairs in your living room is under four feet of water.
It's crushing, You're sad, you're bummed, but hey, kind of cool.
Look we got a swimming pool in the living room.
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I get it. I get it. I get it that
you walk out your front door, your Honda Civic is
under the water. It's devastation everywhere, But there's a river
running through your street and it would be fun to
go boogie boarding on it. I understand, meathead, Jesse gets it.
I understand. Please please stay out of hurricane floodwaters. Please.
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They are disgusting and dangerous. They're full of poop, bacteria, chemicals,
chemical spills. You can't the sewer lines.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I used to do this for a living water and
sewer lines you know they're under the they're under the ground.
There's not like some sealed up system where if that
sewer lin, let's say I put a large sewer line
twenty feet under the ground, You're never gonna see it.
You're never gonna know about it. You're gonna drive over
the top of the road your entire life and never
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know it's there. But you should know it is not
in some hyperbaric chamber. It's just a big line full
of poop under the ground. And if the ground becomes
saturated with water and everything floods, then everything flowing through
that large sewer line is now up and out of
the ground and into the water. You're boogie boarding in
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down the street. Please stay out of the floodwaters. I
know how cool that Instagram video is you want to
put up.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh my gosh, look we got the rafts up. We're
having a squirt gun fight in the living room. We're
shooting at each other's mouths. I know how hilarious you
think that's gonna be. For TikTok. Please stop going into
hurricane waters. The last time we had Hurricane Harvey down here.
I had to go pick up a couple buddies. They
got themselves. They've flooded out their car, they got into
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floods on they were gonna pick what. I was going
to help them and I had to go grab them
and they had been in the flood waters and they
hop in my pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I take them home. I go inside. Bob tells me,
you know you're gonna have to get your truck professionally
clean now right, Not to sound like Chris, but I
immediately brought up the cost of that, and she said,
trust me, you're gonna need to get your truck cleaned.
Got in my truck the next day in whew. It
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did not smell great in that truck. Had to get
the truck cleaned. I know it's fun to get in
the water. I love the water too. Stay out of
the hurricane floodwaters. All right, there, that's it, little Daddy
Jesse session. Chris just had to clear things up for everybody.
Let's get to the emails. Dear mister Minnie Mittens, How's
it possible that Corey has been there no less than
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a week and there hasn't been a single disparaging statement
out of your mouth. Is he some sort of a saint?
Or have you discovered some sort of soft spot in
your old age? Better get an extra shot of chalk
for you. This month marks two years since I found
your show. Happy anniversary to me. We have been way
too nice to Corey, haven't we. You know what it is.
(09:05):
Here's what it is. Michael left and we had to
go on the search for a producer and that sucks.
And then once you find one in this day and age,
because you can't ever just find someone you like and hire,
and you have to I haven't gotta do this. We
got to put you through the training a bit of him.
So it feels like it was about twenty five years
ago we were trying to find Corey after Michael left.
(09:27):
Chris was doing it all himself, and Chris, you know,
he's not particularly great when he doesn't have much to do,
and then then he was overwhelmed. And so now I
think the problem is we're so happy to have him here.
What's that old saying any port in a storm? We're
just so happy to have a warm body. We're looking
over his clear deficiencies, which are pretty glaring the longer
you look, but we're happy to have you here. Corey. Welcome,
(09:49):
Welcome to the team. Anyway, it is October seventh. It
is the anniversary of thinking about this. Think about nine
to eleven, what it was to us, what it is
to us, what it is to me. That was three
thousand people you've ever take in a country of three
hundred million on October seventh. A year ago, Israel lost
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a thousand for a country of eight million nine million.
I don't want to disaster compare rate, but just trying
to drive home October seventh is in something that's going
to go away in the minds of an Israeli person,
that's going to be there forever for the rest of
their lives. That's that kind of scale it is, and
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they're suffering right now to this day. To this day,
you have Iran hezblah Hamas that you saw. They just
launched something against the who this It's a mess and
the people are the ones who are suffering. Helped them
if you can. The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews,
they're over there on the ground, food shelter, safety for
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those in need. They're the ones doing the work. If
you can help them, help them please eight eight eight
four eight eight IFCJ or go to support IFCJ dot org. Okay,
we have to discuss losing all your money, hurricanes and ice.
(11:19):
There's still a ton to unpack. Hang on the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, damn it. The rnstacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Member.
If you miss us, you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. You want to leave a voicemail,
(11:40):
you can eight seven seven three seven seven four three
seven three. That's enough for the heavy stuff for a
few Let's focus on something you haven't heard anything about
this today. I have been I don't want to say giddy,
because honestly that sounds but it's been a great day
for me. I've been excited why Red Lobster has some
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new management, and I heard him give a little interview today.
I have some concerns about some things that I've heard here,
but overall feeling pretty positive about the future of high
end seafood. Here's a little bit from the new CEO
of Red Loss.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Food quality is very good at Red Lobster.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It has been it has been. Absolutely. I'll let him
start that again, just because it's so true.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Food quality is very good at Red Lobster. It has been.
It's exception.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What are you rolling your eyes for, Chris? He just
started it's the food quality is very good at Red Lobster. Anyway,
food quality is very good at Red Lobster.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It has been. It's exception. Now the menu has gotten
too big, so we're gonna reduce.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm actually gonna agree with him there on the menu
being too big. You know, you want to stick with
what you're good at. I'll tell you this is something
that I I struggle with doing media for a career,
which is a pretty important job. I think we all
can acknowledge that I'm a very important person. But when
you do media for a career, I do radio and TV. Now,
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the thing is, everyone always wants you to do something else,
because there's always something else you can do. Hey, maybe
you should write another book, Maybe you should go on
a tour or do this. Maybe you should do that,
you should have any merchandise. H VIVI viv. But I
just want to stick with what I'm good at. I
don't want an empire. I don't want a production company.
I don't want to be a billionaire. I don't want
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to Hey, hey, you know something happens, you should you
should do a new video every five seconds. I don't
want to do any of those things. Stick with what
you're good at. Compartmentalize your life. The new head of
Red Lobster agrees with me. The men you got too big.
I didn't need all these extra things. When you are
delivering shrimp scampy of that quality, when your cheese sticks
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are the best in the restaurant industry, you don't need
ten new appetizers. We need a lobster pizza, some Maazi sticks,
some shrimp, some lobsters. So I agree.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think he's nail just the menu. But in a
very intelligent way. Do you think you guys might need
to close more restaurants.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
We intend to be done closing restaurants. Intend to grow
from here. Grow from here in terms.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Of look at that, nothing but looking up, nothing but
looking up.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
So because of the business right, there's going to be
investments in the product that will take time. Infrastructure investment
takes time. Technology.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I just wanted to drive that point home. It takes
time to see these changes. If you're looking for the new,
improved red Lobster. It's coming. Just give him some time.
Be patient.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Investment takes time.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
There's five hundred and forty five restaurants, so fixing every
broken HVAC and every broken every torn carpet and every
chair that needs replacing will take time.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
But the impact should be felt right away.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What a success story five hundred and forty plus restaurants.
It speaks to the quality of it more than anything else.
And I just I wanted him to elaborate a little
bit more.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
When you saw it in the shrimp, you know what
did you think?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
So that's a very expensive product to give away endlessly.
When you have endless shrimp and people are coming in
and sitting down at the table and eating for hours
as much timp as they possibly can, you stress out
the kitchen, You stress out the servers, you stress out
the hosts. People can't get a table. It creates a
lot of chaos, and you saw a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Are you glad that endless Shrimp is done? Was that
pretty crazy?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I played this last part just because I thought we
should have a hard talk before we get back to
politics and things. You know, we like to blame other
people when things go wrong, I do you do? It's
human nature. We don't like to take accountability. But have
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you taken any ownership for what happened to Red Lobster?
What did you do when endless Shrimp got here? Did
you have an appropriate amount of endless shrimp? Or did
you go in a b use this American institution to
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the point they had to file bankruptcy? You know, we
talk about this when it comes to politics. We've done
this before. How the different demographics. We can act like
it's all in the policies, all on the politicians, but
the truth is each side is at fault. You know, men,
men don't vote for Democrats. They vote for Republicans. Why well,
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we feel like democrats hate us, and they do, and
Democrats feel like they're hated by men, so they kind
of only campaign towards women. So again, there's fault all around.
Right when it comes to Red Lobster. You can blame
their business practices, You can say maybe they got a
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little underwater when it comes to debt, What did you
do when endless Shrimp got here? Have you taken any
ownership of that? Next time you walk into Red Lobster,
are you going to act like a civilized human being
or some kind of savage who eats fifty five shrimp
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in a single sitting. In fact, I would ask all
of us, you know how we all have to contribute
to save our country. That involves running for office, getting
involved at a local level, becoming an activist. When you
walk into Red Lobster clean something, it only takes a
second out of your day to pick something up off
the floor. When your waitress asks you if you want seconds,
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order seconds, but don't take part in any all you
can eat stuff. It's all of our job to support
Red Lobster the way they support us. Don't be a
spectator in the life of Lobster. Get involved, dig in.
Let's all make sure this thing is the rousing success.
(17:53):
We all know what's going to be. They'll go right
back to the pinnacle where they belong. Now, let's do
a little talk about out flood illegals, what should be
done to people who loot during floods. Will do some
emails going broke and flying Spirit airlines. I swear those
are separate stories. Hang on, he doesn't care if you
believe them, But he's right, Jesse Kelly, it is the
(18:21):
Jesse Kelly Show. And remember remember that talk we had
earlier about how we were making fun of Dome and
how inapt and stupid she was. And essentially what I
said was, we can laugh, and we should laugh mock
these people, but don't fool yourself into thinking this is
a Kamala Harris problem. This is a United States of
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America problem. We reached the y in the road, we
left merit behind, and the entire country, critically important institutions
have now traveled down the road where they act as
if this stuff matters. We can lie to ourselves, and
we do because it makes us sleep better at night
(19:04):
and convince ourselves that this stuff will blow over, or
that if you go high enough up the food chain. Well, yeah,
this guy's a clown, this guy's a DEI hied, this
guy's a moron. But if things get really really serious,
then of course somebody competent will step in. But all
that is is cope because competence doesn't exist in many
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of these institutions anymore. The institution has been redirected to
be something it's not supposed to be because it got
occupied and taken over by communists, and now it's only
an institution that serves communism. The Secret Service is only
worried about protecting the Secret Service, not Donald Trump. The
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FBI is only worried about covering for the bidens and
throwing you in prison. FEMA, they're not worried about disaster relief.
They're not focused on disaster relief. They're worried about lgbticia crap.
And you think to yourself, if you travel high enough
up the chain in FEMA, sure you have this guy
who's a moron and this guy who's a moron. But
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if we get high enough up the chain, surely, if
it got bad enough, I'll run into this guy who
would really take over because he really knows what to do.
And I'm here to explain to you that guy doesn't exist.
You live in a world of make believe, and I
do when I convince myself, surely this general is an idiot,
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and he only hired this colonel because the guy's gay.
But surely above that general, if things got bad enough,
someone would step in. Someone's gone. There's nobody else to
step in. And I want to give credit where it's
due to libs of TikTok, because this is her find
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It is not my find the Air Force. They're implementing
a feminist studies program. Who you're gonna hear from here
is a doctor, Kelly Atkinson. She's not only a political scientist,
she's an Air Force reserve officer. I want you to listen.
It's about a minute and fifteen seconds long. I want
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you to listen to this Air Force reserve officer. You
see you and me all point fingers at me. I've
convinced myself several times. I'm so frantic about the rotten
our military that I've convinced myself, Okay, whatever, if World
War three actually broke out, they would set all this
DEI stuff aside, and this aside and that aside, and
surely the good war fighters who are surely still there,
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the master strategic thinkers who are surely still there, they'll
push all these idiots aside when things get really, really important,
and then we will be focused on winning wars. I've
convinced myself about a million times. But I'm wrong. You
want to hear about the strategic thinking. Oh please?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Meanwhile, the Air Force of all at a program where
they wanted to send junior officers to grad school for
three years to get a PhD at a civilian institution
to grow and develop networks with non military thinkers, and
then once you finished that degree, you would come back
into the military operational assignment structure and use those connections
and met strategic thinking to shape military strategic policy. So
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that's actually what I did. I applied for that p
SHE program. The Air Force sent me to Ohio State.
It's the first time I studied political science, the first
time I studied critical feminist studies, and I loved it,
and I was able to really think about these.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Broadcast pause one second, just real quick pause there, just
to make sure you heard her. The United States Air
Force sent her to Ohio State to get her PhDd
PhD so she could train up in other areas. And
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the area she studied was critical feminist studies. Oh, please continue.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
And I loved it, and I was able to really
think about these broad concepts like grin strategy and realism
and liberalism and all these political science ideas behind war.
And I also studied feminist critical thinking, which is one
of the impetuses behind this piece that you mentioned. So
I got that training and then I came back into
active duty and was lucky enough to be assigned to
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the Air Force Academy, where I was teaching political science,
and that's really where I had the space and the
room to think about these topics and to write about
these topics, and to teach amazing people, amazing cadets who
would go on to become officers.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Surely, when you get to the highest levels, we are
going to run into some competence. But that's a lie.
You see. She's currently at the United States Air Force Academy,
one of, if not the most prestigious military institutions on
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planet Earth, and this expert in critical feminist studies is
teaching the next generations of Air Force cadets how to
be good little man hating America, hating feminists. We lie
to ourselves when Dome Fritz is out on a teleprompter
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and we tell ourselves it's a Kamala Harris's issue, it's
a democrat issue. Surely there are still experts somewhere in
this given field. But once you as a nation hook
a left at that, why in the road you set
merit aside and you decide, now we're gonna go free
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equality and equity, and we have to be nicer to women.
And are we gay friendly enough. Once you travel down
that road, it only ends with death and misery. Did
you ever we've actually brought up this scene before. I
want to encourage you to walk something. It's not even
a book, it's not even fiction, even though it is
a series. The series is Chernobyl. It's on HBO Chernobyl.
(25:10):
I don't remember if it's kid friendly. I'm sure the
language is bad and it's not Chris Okay, so okay,
never mind, not kid friendly. Just keep that in mind.
But there are so many wonderful things in it. And
it's not just the story, which is very accurate about Chernobyl,
but the inadequacies of government people. One of the early scenes,
(25:31):
I think it was in episode one, if not episode two,
where all the people, the people who worked at the
nuclear plant, the government people, all the most important people,
the people you would call when everything went wrong, they
all gathered together in this meeting. What do we do
there's a fallout? How do we say this? What do
we do here? And they're just aren't any experts left?
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Because because when you have a country that has hooked
a left at that why in the road, then you've
spent year after year after year handing out positions to
friends political allies, when you've prioritized other things rather than merit,
and you've spent years filling up your government, all of
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your critical institutions with whoever happens to serve the party,
whoever's my brother's cousin's wife's uncle when he needs that role.
When the beep finally hits the fan, and there's a
blow up at a nuclear facility, and oh my gosh,
someone call it an expert, you find yourself in a
table full of men looking at each other saying okay, ah,
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who's the expert? And there aren't any left, you see,
And this is happening to our beloved country, yours, and
mind the truth, all right. I teased it, and then
I never got to it. I got kind of sidetracked
by that other thing. I will. Let's talk about the
looters in the hurricane areas and Spirit Airlines and oh good,
(27:11):
another arms dealer out on the loose. Let's also talk
about pure talk. I feel good when I talk about
pure talk, mainly because of how ikey I feel about
all the years I spent giving to Verizon AT and
T and T Mobile. AT and T was my first
ever cell phone company, first ever self, and I remember
it's some little flip phone. Shut up, Chris, little flip phone.
(27:32):
And then from there it was Verizon, and then from
there it was t Mobile. I have funded all the
communism you can imagine. I've done it all. Not anymore.
I have pure Talk now. In fact, they just sent
me a brand new iPhone sixteen. Thank you, pure Talk.
I have pure Talk. It takes ten minutes for you
to switch. Pure Talk doesn't support any dirty comed garbage.
(27:52):
Pure Talk loves you, loves this country. They're freaking Ceo
watch walk the jungles of v it Nom MACVSAG two tours.
How could a cell phone company be this patriotic? That's how.
Why do they hire Americans? That's why? And you pay less,
same coverage, same five G network. Dial pound two five
(28:16):
zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, say
Jesse Kelly, switch to Puretalk. We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Miss something. There's a podcast, get it on demand wherever
podcasts are found.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.
It's been an amazing Monday. Email us Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. You can call leave a voicemail. No
one's gonna answer. Eight seven seven three seven seven four
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three seven three. Where are we at as a country?
Here's a headline from the New York Post. Eight migrant
workers accused of looting flood avage, Tennessee following Hurricane Helene.
The federal government, they will sit by, sit on their
hands while you lose everything. And then after you've lost everything,
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the barbarians, the federal government brought into your country on purpose,
will pillage what's left of your home before they bring
any aid to you. That is just a chef's kiss
for where we are as a country, that is, that
is exactly where we are. Oh. Speaking of Dome and
her election, this has been making the rounds. She did
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a podcast called the Call Her Daddy Podcast. As you
may imagine, I'm unfamiliar with it, but from what I get,
it's huge and I don't know, I guess leftist circles.
But it went about as well as you'd expect.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Can we try to think of any law that gives
the government the power to make a decision.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I know what you're gonna ask about.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
A man's body.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Well, no, no, is there any law.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
No, No, it's no.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
No laws that governor man's body.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm sure all those guys who got drafted and sent
to Vietnam listening to the sound of my voice have
a little bit of pushback on such things. Oh yeah,
and she said, I saw.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
The governor of Arkansas said, my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately,
Kamala Harris doesn't have anything keeping her humble. How did
that make you feel?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
I don't think she understands that there are a whole
lot of women out here who one are not aspiring
to be humble. Two a whole lot of women out here.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Who they brag about the things you detest. I'm not
aspiring to be humble, and ladies, I just I wanted
to do this as a little PSA, and I do
this PSA for young women mainly because young women are
uniquely susceptible to societal norms. Young women are uniquely susceptible
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to societal cancers. That's why young women are the most
loyal communists in America. Married women aren't single, men aren't
married men aren't young women. Seventy percent all comies and
there was the same in China. It was the same
in the Soviet Union. Young women get eaten up by
societal pressures and they turn into full blown tyrannical, murderous
(31:38):
commies and so, young ladies, I understand that maybe you
are going down that path right now, or maybe you're
tempted to go down that path. Maybe you left mom
and Dad's warm embrace and you're at college and you're
learning just how oppressed you've been your whole life. Now,
that's fine. I'm not going to talk you out of it. Whatever,
that's that's fine, Go enjoy yourself. I will let you
know this though, and you'll be mad at me about this.
(32:01):
I don't care. Remember you can send me an email.
That's fine Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Ladies, Remember,
nobody likes a feminist. Nobody even other feminists hate feminists
because women one of your gifts God gave you. Women
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have a unique influence on the emotions of any given room.
They do. They do a room full of why do
you at a fancy party, who's waiting tables, who's bringing
around or dervs? A bunch of dimes who are smiling,
because it sets the mood for the room. Your wife
she walks into a party on a Friday night. You guys,
(32:43):
spent the whole way over there, laughing. She goes in,
all smiles, jokeing brings up the mood of the entire room.
You fought the whole way over there. She walks in
with that sour puss look on her face. It's like
a dark cloud walked in. Women govern the emotions of
a room more than men do, and ladies, no one
(33:04):
likes a bitter woman. She's awful to be around. She's
a drag. I know all your friends have convinced you
that you're wrong for being hot, and you should chop
all your hair off and buy an out back and
dye your hair blue and gain fifty five pounds. And
I'm here to tell you everyone's going to hate you
if they do. If you do that, everyone, no one's
(33:25):
going to be around you, and you'll find yourself ten
years from now, single, miserable, blaming the men, blaming the country,
and committing yourself to burning down the entire United States
of America. All right, sorry, Also, you probably want to
murder your baby. They love that. Just what a question
laws governing her body. It's not your body, it's your baby.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Can we try to think of any law that gives
the government the power to make a decision. I know
what you're gonna ask about a man body.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
These two hags just giggling about killing babies. Our fight
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and now.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Here's a headline by go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Spirit Airlines stock plummets on a report of a potential
bankruptcy firing. I just can't believe that an airline that's
run as well as Spirit Airlines, I can't believe they're
not making ends meet with the lovely way or waitresses,
stewardesses matched only by the lovely clientele having a bar
brawl at the gate. I can't believe it's not working
(35:42):
out for him. Victor Boot freed in Britney Griner's Swap
Now arming you men Yemen's hoo thys. Yes, that's right,
the arms dealer. They made a movie loosely based on
his life called Lord of War. The moron communists who
run the country found out that Rush was holding captive
a Wnba lesbian, and because rainbow crap is the only
(36:05):
thing that governs this country, we decided to turn loose
the world's foremost arms dealer in exchange for someone who
scores seven points a game. I'm guessing on that. Victor
Boot promptly went back to arming the people who will
spend the rest of their lives trying to murder you.
And that's why you don't elect communists. Al Pacino says
(36:25):
he starred in Jack and Jill because quote, I had
no money. Apparently he lost all the money because he
was screwed over by his money manager. And every time
I read one of these stories, they fascinate me. It
fascinates me people who have it all and then lose
it all, and the whole money manager thing. I just
want to think if somebody was blowing the money I
(36:47):
have in the bank, I feel like I would know,
But I guess maybe if you get rich enough, you
don't know. Toyota revokes DEI policies amid pressure from a
conservative campaign. That's Robbie Starbuck again getting corporations to bend
the knee. You don't bend the knee, keep your chin up,
and we'll do this again tomorrow.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday, and it's been an amazing Monday. We have
Medal of Honor Monday. We've been talking about politics, dome,
broken homes, and we have some things. We have to talk.
(00:31):
Some hurricane stuff here, losing all your money, spirit airlines,
being an arms dealer, emails. There's a ton still to
get to on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. If
you missed anything, go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes.
Now before we go any further, we actually haven't talked
(00:51):
about this yet. Hurricane Milton heading towards Florida. Okay, so
let's deal with what is real and what is not.
You'll just a little psa first, say a prayer for
people in Florida, many of whom are listening right now.
You know my affinity for Florida. But man, they just
especially the west coast of Florida, they just got pasted
(01:15):
by Helene and now Milton is coming. What is Milton
going to be? Well, there are scary headlines, some probably valid,
some maybe not. There's a lot of talk about Category
five that it's going to be a Cat five hurricane
that is tornado level devastation. If it is a Cat
(01:40):
five when it gets there, just look, we're going to
do a little PSA. Everyone in Florida's rolling their eyes
because they already know all this information. This is for
everyone who doesn't know hurricanes the category they are. It's
based on the wind speed. I know that's kind of
dumb down, but listen, we got to make sure everyone
knows what what categories are based on wind speed, and
(02:03):
hurricanes will have different categories at different times and locations
because of a wind speed issue. So if it's a
Cat five in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico,
that does not mean it's going to remain a Cat
(02:23):
five when it finally hits landfall. Maybe it'll be a
Cat four, Maybe it'll be a Cat three, Maybe it
will remain a Cat five. I'm not gonna sit here
and pretend to be the hurricane expert. Granted I've been
through more hurricanes and typhoons than I can possibly count,
but categories count differently, Like Hurricane Ivan is one of
the big, big, big ones I went through. I told
(02:43):
you that story before I was in Jamaica. When I
went through it, it is I believe, known as a
Cat five And when everybody talks about it, it was
a Cat five. It was a Cat five. Category five. Well,
once it hit Jamaica, it was a Cat four. Now
that was catastrophic for Jamaica. Category four is no joke.
I'm not dismissing Cat four, but I don't like to
(03:03):
tell people I was in a Cat five hurricane because
it wasn't a Cat five hurricane when it was blowing
its way through Jamaica when we were there. You understand
what I mean. So just because it's a category now,
or they're projecting it's going to be a category doesn't
necessarily make it. So that's one two. Florida is now
run by some very very competent people, unlike the federal government.
(03:28):
No matter what this thing's going to be, when it
hits five, four, three, it's going to be significant. It is.
Take precautions. You know, this is me. I don't oversell hurricanes.
We throw hurricane parties here. I'm the one who's more
likely to blow it off, ride it out. But whatever,
(03:49):
get a twelve back, we'll be fine. That's more me.
When you talk big boy storms like fives in fours.
That's a completely different animal. Listen to what they're saying.
If you're in a place and they're telling you to evacuate, evacuate.
This isn't the cat too that blew through last year
(04:11):
and you were the neighbors were having Marguerita's in the
lawn flying kites. You ain't flying nothing except for yourself
in a Cat five hurricane. So this is just a PSA.
If they're telling you get out, then get out. Also,
do not panic. Most of the people who die during hurricanes,
(04:31):
not all, not at all, but most of the people
die on the roads. They decide they're gonna wait. Wait, No,
we're gonna wait, We're gonna tough it out. We're gonna wait.
Oh crap, it's time to go. Well, if you're making
the decision to go late, congratulations, you just joined every
other person who made that decision. And now instead of
(04:54):
being in your home, hopefully with some food, some water supplies,
now you're in your super room out back, you and
your lesbian wife, and now you're screwed because you're out
on the highway. That's a problem. Just be smart, don't panic.
If they're telling you get out, get out. It's just
a little daddy, jessepsa. Having gone through this before and
(05:16):
one final one. I do this every time, but for
some reason, for some reason, it continues to come up.
So I need to keep doing this. I know, because
I'm a dude, and because I'm a meathead, I know
how much fun it looks to have water around you
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all of a sudden where water is not supposed to be.
And I understand it's tempting to cope with the loss
by adventuring into the water. I realize that you come
downstairs in your living room is under four feet of water.
It's crushing, You're sad, you're bummed, but hey, kind of cool.
Look we got a swimming pool in the living room.
(06:00):
I get it. I get it. I get it that
you walk out your front door, your Honda Civic is
under the water. It's devastation everywhere, But there's a river
running through your street and it would be fun to
go boogie boarding on it. I understand, meathead, Jesse gets it.
I understand. Please please stay out of hurricane floodwaters. Please.
(06:25):
They are disgusting and dangerous. They're full of poop, bacteria, chemicals,
chemical spills. You can't the sewer lines.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I used to do this for a living water and
sewer lines you know they're under the they're under the ground.
There's not like some sealed up system where if that
sewer lin, let's say I put a large sewer line
twenty feet under the ground, You're never gonna see it.
You're never gonna know about it. You're gonna drive over
the top of the road your entire life and never
(06:59):
know it's there. But you should know it is not
in some hyperbaric chamber. It's just a big line full
of poop under the ground. And if the ground becomes
saturated with water and everything floods, then everything flowing through
that large sewer line is now up and out of
the ground and into the water. You're boogie boarding in
(07:20):
down the street. Please stay out of the floodwaters. I
know how cool that Instagram video is you want to
put up.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh my gosh, look we got the rafts up. We're
having a squirt gun fight in the living room. We're
shooting at each other's mouths. I know how hilarious you
think that's gonna be. For TikTok. Please stop going into
hurricane waters. The last time we had Hurricane Harvey down here.
I had to go pick up a couple buddies. They
got themselves. They've flooded out their car, they got into
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floods on they were gonna pick what. I was going
to help them and I had to go grab them
and they had been in the flood waters and they
hop in my pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I take them home. I go inside. Bob tells me,
you know you're gonna have to get your truck professionally
clean now right, Not to sound like Chris, but I
immediately brought up the cost of that, and she said,
trust me, you're gonna need to get your truck cleaned.
Got in my truck the next day in whew. It
(08:20):
did not smell great in that truck. Had to get
the truck cleaned. I know it's fun to get in
the water. I love the water too. Stay out of
the hurricane floodwaters. All right, there, that's it, little Daddy
Jesse session. Chris just had to clear things up for everybody.
Let's get to the emails. Dear mister Minnie Mittens, How's
it possible that Corey has been there no less than
(08:42):
a week and there hasn't been a single disparaging statement
out of your mouth. Is he some sort of a saint?
Or have you discovered some sort of soft spot in
your old age? Better get an extra shot of chalk
for you. This month marks two years since I found
your show. Happy anniversary to me. We have been way
too nice to Corey, haven't we. You know what it is.
(09:05):
Here's what it is. Michael left and we had to
go on the search for a producer and that sucks.
And then once you find one in this day and age,
because you can't ever just find someone you like and hire,
and you have to I haven't gotta do this. We
got to put you through the training a bit of him.
So it feels like it was about twenty five years
ago we were trying to find Corey after Michael left.
(09:27):
Chris was doing it all himself, and Chris, you know,
he's not particularly great when he doesn't have much to do,
and then then he was overwhelmed. And so now I
think the problem is we're so happy to have him here.
What's that old saying any port in a storm? We're
just so happy to have a warm body. We're looking
over his clear deficiencies, which are pretty glaring the longer
you look, but we're happy to have you here. Corey. Welcome,
(09:49):
Welcome to the team. Anyway, it is October seventh. It
is the anniversary of thinking about this. Think about nine
to eleven, what it was to us, what it is
to us, what it is to me. That was three
thousand people you've ever take in a country of three
hundred million on October seventh. A year ago, Israel lost
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a thousand for a country of eight million nine million.
I don't want to disaster compare rate, but just trying
to drive home October seventh is in something that's going
to go away in the minds of an Israeli person,
that's going to be there forever for the rest of
their lives. That's that kind of scale it is, and
(10:37):
they're suffering right now to this day. To this day,
you have Iran hezblah Hamas that you saw. They just
launched something against the who this It's a mess and
the people are the ones who are suffering. Helped them
if you can. The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews,
they're over there on the ground, food shelter, safety for
(10:57):
those in need. They're the ones doing the work. If
you can help them, help them please eight eight eight
four eight eight IFCJ or go to support IFCJ dot org. Okay,
we have to discuss losing all your money, hurricanes and ice.
(11:19):
There's still a ton to unpack. Hang on the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, damn it. The rnstacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Member.
If you miss us, you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. You want to leave a voicemail,
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you can eight seven seven three seven seven four three
seven three. That's enough for the heavy stuff for a
few Let's focus on something you haven't heard anything about
this today. I have been I don't want to say giddy,
because honestly that sounds but it's been a great day
for me. I've been excited why Red Lobster has some
(12:06):
new management, and I heard him give a little interview today.
I have some concerns about some things that I've heard here,
but overall feeling pretty positive about the future of high
end seafood. Here's a little bit from the new CEO
of Red Loss.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Food quality is very good at Red Lobster.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It has been it has been. Absolutely. I'll let him
start that again, just because it's so true.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Food quality is very good at Red Lobster. It has been.
It's exception.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What are you rolling your eyes for, Chris? He just
started it's the food quality is very good at Red Lobster. Anyway,
food quality is very good at Red Lobster.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It has been. It's exception. Now the menu has gotten
too big, so we're gonna reduce.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm actually gonna agree with him there on the menu
being too big. You know, you want to stick with
what you're good at. I'll tell you this is something
that I I struggle with doing media for a career,
which is a pretty important job. I think we all
can acknowledge that I'm a very important person. But when
you do media for a career, I do radio and TV. Now,
(13:11):
the thing is, everyone always wants you to do something else,
because there's always something else you can do. Hey, maybe
you should write another book, Maybe you should go on
a tour or do this. Maybe you should do that,
you should have any merchandise. H VIVI viv. But I
just want to stick with what I'm good at. I
don't want an empire. I don't want a production company.
I don't want to be a billionaire. I don't want
(13:32):
to Hey, hey, you know something happens, you should you
should do a new video every five seconds. I don't
want to do any of those things. Stick with what
you're good at. Compartmentalize your life. The new head of
Red Lobster agrees with me. The men you got too big.
I didn't need all these extra things. When you are
delivering shrimp scampy of that quality, when your cheese sticks
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are the best in the restaurant industry, you don't need
ten new appetizers. We need a lobster pizza, some Maazi sticks,
some shrimp, some lobsters. So I agree.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think he's nail just the menu. But in a
very intelligent way. Do you think you guys might need
to close more restaurants.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
We intend to be done closing restaurants. Intend to grow
from here. Grow from here in terms.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Of look at that, nothing but looking up, nothing but
looking up.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
So because of the business right, there's going to be
investments in the product that will take time. Infrastructure investment
takes time. Technology.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I just wanted to drive that point home. It takes
time to see these changes. If you're looking for the new,
improved red Lobster. It's coming. Just give him some time.
Be patient.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Investment takes time.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
There's five hundred and forty five restaurants, so fixing every
broken HVAC and every broken every torn carpet and every
chair that needs replacing will take time.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
But the impact should be felt right away.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What a success story five hundred and forty plus restaurants.
It speaks to the quality of it more than anything else.
And I just I wanted him to elaborate a little
bit more.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
When you saw it in the shrimp, you know what
did you think?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
So that's a very expensive product to give away endlessly.
When you have endless shrimp and people are coming in
and sitting down at the table and eating for hours
as much timp as they possibly can, you stress out
the kitchen, You stress out the servers, you stress out
the hosts. People can't get a table. It creates a
lot of chaos, and you saw a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Are you glad that endless Shrimp is done? Was that
pretty crazy?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I played this last part just because I thought we
should have a hard talk before we get back to
politics and things. You know, we like to blame other
people when things go wrong, I do you do? It's
human nature. We don't like to take accountability. But have
(15:42):
you taken any ownership for what happened to Red Lobster?
What did you do when endless Shrimp got here? Did
you have an appropriate amount of endless shrimp? Or did
you go in a b use this American institution to
(16:03):
the point they had to file bankruptcy? You know, we
talk about this when it comes to politics. We've done
this before. How the different demographics. We can act like
it's all in the policies, all on the politicians, but
the truth is each side is at fault. You know, men,
men don't vote for Democrats. They vote for Republicans. Why well,
(16:28):
we feel like democrats hate us, and they do, and
Democrats feel like they're hated by men, so they kind
of only campaign towards women. So again, there's fault all around.
Right when it comes to Red Lobster. You can blame
their business practices, You can say maybe they got a
(16:49):
little underwater when it comes to debt, What did you
do when endless Shrimp got here? Have you taken any
ownership of that? Next time you walk into Red Lobster,
are you going to act like a civilized human being
or some kind of savage who eats fifty five shrimp
(17:09):
in a single sitting. In fact, I would ask all
of us, you know how we all have to contribute
to save our country. That involves running for office, getting
involved at a local level, becoming an activist. When you
walk into Red Lobster clean something, it only takes a
second out of your day to pick something up off
the floor. When your waitress asks you if you want seconds,
(17:32):
order seconds, but don't take part in any all you
can eat stuff. It's all of our job to support
Red Lobster the way they support us. Don't be a
spectator in the life of Lobster. Get involved, dig in.
Let's all make sure this thing is the rousing success.
(17:53):
We all know what's going to be. They'll go right
back to the pinnacle where they belong. Now, let's do
a little talk about out flood illegals, what should be
done to people who loot during floods. Will do some
emails going broke and flying Spirit airlines. I swear those
are separate stories. Hang on, he doesn't care if you
believe them, But he's right, Jesse Kelly, it is the
(18:21):
Jesse Kelly Show. And remember remember that talk we had
earlier about how we were making fun of Dome and
how inapt and stupid she was. And essentially what I
said was, we can laugh, and we should laugh mock
these people, but don't fool yourself into thinking this is
a Kamala Harris problem. This is a United States of
(18:41):
America problem. We reached the y in the road, we
left merit behind, and the entire country, critically important institutions
have now traveled down the road where they act as
if this stuff matters. We can lie to ourselves, and
we do because it makes us sleep better at night
(19:04):
and convince ourselves that this stuff will blow over, or
that if you go high enough up the food chain. Well, yeah,
this guy's a clown, this guy's a DEI hied, this
guy's a moron. But if things get really really serious,
then of course somebody competent will step in. But all
that is is cope because competence doesn't exist in many
(19:27):
of these institutions anymore. The institution has been redirected to
be something it's not supposed to be because it got
occupied and taken over by communists, and now it's only
an institution that serves communism. The Secret Service is only
worried about protecting the Secret Service, not Donald Trump. The
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FBI is only worried about covering for the bidens and
throwing you in prison. FEMA, they're not worried about disaster relief.
They're not focused on disaster relief. They're worried about lgbticia crap.
And you think to yourself, if you travel high enough
up the chain in FEMA, sure you have this guy
who's a moron and this guy who's a moron. But
(20:11):
if we get high enough up the chain, surely, if
it got bad enough, I'll run into this guy who
would really take over because he really knows what to do.
And I'm here to explain to you that guy doesn't exist.
You live in a world of make believe, and I
do when I convince myself, surely this general is an idiot,
(20:33):
and he only hired this colonel because the guy's gay.
But surely above that general, if things got bad enough,
someone would step in. Someone's gone. There's nobody else to
step in. And I want to give credit where it's
due to libs of TikTok, because this is her find
(20:54):
It is not my find the Air Force. They're implementing
a feminist studies program. Who you're gonna hear from here
is a doctor, Kelly Atkinson. She's not only a political scientist,
she's an Air Force reserve officer. I want you to listen.
It's about a minute and fifteen seconds long. I want
(21:16):
you to listen to this Air Force reserve officer. You
see you and me all point fingers at me. I've
convinced myself several times. I'm so frantic about the rotten
our military that I've convinced myself, Okay, whatever, if World
War three actually broke out, they would set all this
DEI stuff aside, and this aside and that aside, and
surely the good war fighters who are surely still there,
(21:39):
the master strategic thinkers who are surely still there, they'll
push all these idiots aside when things get really, really important,
and then we will be focused on winning wars. I've
convinced myself about a million times. But I'm wrong. You
want to hear about the strategic thinking. Oh please?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Meanwhile, the Air Force of all at a program where
they wanted to send junior officers to grad school for
three years to get a PhD at a civilian institution
to grow and develop networks with non military thinkers, and
then once you finished that degree, you would come back
into the military operational assignment structure and use those connections
and met strategic thinking to shape military strategic policy. So
(22:22):
that's actually what I did. I applied for that p
SHE program. The Air Force sent me to Ohio State.
It's the first time I studied political science, the first
time I studied critical feminist studies, and I loved it,
and I was able to really think about these.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Broadcast pause one second, just real quick pause there, just
to make sure you heard her. The United States Air
Force sent her to Ohio State to get her PhDd
PhD so she could train up in other areas. And
(22:55):
the area she studied was critical feminist studies. Oh, please continue.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
And I loved it, and I was able to really
think about these broad concepts like grin strategy and realism
and liberalism and all these political science ideas behind war.
And I also studied feminist critical thinking, which is one
of the impetuses behind this piece that you mentioned. So
I got that training and then I came back into
active duty and was lucky enough to be assigned to
(23:24):
the Air Force Academy, where I was teaching political science,
and that's really where I had the space and the
room to think about these topics and to write about
these topics, and to teach amazing people, amazing cadets who
would go on to become officers.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Surely, when you get to the highest levels, we are
going to run into some competence. But that's a lie.
You see. She's currently at the United States Air Force Academy,
one of, if not the most prestigious military institutions on
(24:01):
planet Earth, and this expert in critical feminist studies is
teaching the next generations of Air Force cadets how to
be good little man hating America, hating feminists. We lie
to ourselves when Dome Fritz is out on a teleprompter
(24:24):
and we tell ourselves it's a Kamala Harris's issue, it's
a democrat issue. Surely there are still experts somewhere in
this given field. But once you as a nation hook
a left at that, why in the road you set
merit aside and you decide, now we're gonna go free
(24:44):
equality and equity, and we have to be nicer to women.
And are we gay friendly enough. Once you travel down
that road, it only ends with death and misery. Did
you ever we've actually brought up this scene before. I
want to encourage you to walk something. It's not even
a book, it's not even fiction, even though it is
a series. The series is Chernobyl. It's on HBO Chernobyl.
(25:10):
I don't remember if it's kid friendly. I'm sure the
language is bad and it's not Chris Okay, so okay,
never mind, not kid friendly. Just keep that in mind.
But there are so many wonderful things in it. And
it's not just the story, which is very accurate about Chernobyl,
but the inadequacies of government people. One of the early scenes,
(25:31):
I think it was in episode one, if not episode two,
where all the people, the people who worked at the
nuclear plant, the government people, all the most important people,
the people you would call when everything went wrong, they
all gathered together in this meeting. What do we do
there's a fallout? How do we say this? What do
we do here? And they're just aren't any experts left?
(26:00):
Because because when you have a country that has hooked
a left at that why in the road, then you've
spent year after year after year handing out positions to
friends political allies, when you've prioritized other things rather than merit,
and you've spent years filling up your government, all of
(26:23):
your critical institutions with whoever happens to serve the party,
whoever's my brother's cousin's wife's uncle when he needs that role.
When the beep finally hits the fan, and there's a
blow up at a nuclear facility, and oh my gosh,
someone call it an expert, you find yourself in a
table full of men looking at each other saying okay, ah,
(26:49):
who's the expert? And there aren't any left, you see,
And this is happening to our beloved country, yours, and
mind the truth, all right. I teased it, and then
I never got to it. I got kind of sidetracked
by that other thing. I will. Let's talk about the
looters in the hurricane areas and Spirit Airlines and oh good,
(27:11):
another arms dealer out on the loose. Let's also talk
about pure talk. I feel good when I talk about
pure talk, mainly because of how ikey I feel about
all the years I spent giving to Verizon AT and
T and T Mobile. AT and T was my first
ever cell phone company, first ever self, and I remember
it's some little flip phone. Shut up, Chris, little flip phone.
(27:32):
And then from there it was Verizon, and then from
there it was t Mobile. I have funded all the
communism you can imagine. I've done it all. Not anymore.
I have pure Talk now. In fact, they just sent
me a brand new iPhone sixteen. Thank you, pure Talk.
I have pure Talk. It takes ten minutes for you
to switch. Pure Talk doesn't support any dirty comed garbage.
(27:52):
Pure Talk loves you, loves this country. They're freaking Ceo
watch walk the jungles of v it Nom MACVSAG two tours.
How could a cell phone company be this patriotic? That's how.
Why do they hire Americans? That's why? And you pay less,
same coverage, same five G network. Dial pound two five
(28:16):
zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, say
Jesse Kelly, switch to Puretalk. We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Miss something. There's a podcast, get it on demand wherever
podcasts are found.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.
It's been an amazing Monday. Email us Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. You can call leave a voicemail. No
one's gonna answer. Eight seven seven three seven seven four
(28:51):
three seven three. Where are we at as a country?
Here's a headline from the New York Post. Eight migrant
workers accused of looting flood avage, Tennessee following Hurricane Helene.
The federal government, they will sit by, sit on their
hands while you lose everything. And then after you've lost everything,
(29:15):
the barbarians, the federal government brought into your country on purpose,
will pillage what's left of your home before they bring
any aid to you. That is just a chef's kiss
for where we are as a country, that is, that
is exactly where we are. Oh. Speaking of Dome and
her election, this has been making the rounds. She did
(29:39):
a podcast called the Call Her Daddy Podcast. As you
may imagine, I'm unfamiliar with it, but from what I get,
it's huge and I don't know, I guess leftist circles.
But it went about as well as you'd expect.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Can we try to think of any law that gives
the government the power to make a decision.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I know what you're gonna ask about.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
A man's body.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Well, no, no, is there any law.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
No, No, it's no.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
No laws that governor man's body.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm sure all those guys who got drafted and sent
to Vietnam listening to the sound of my voice have
a little bit of pushback on such things. Oh yeah,
and she said, I saw.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
The governor of Arkansas said, my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately,
Kamala Harris doesn't have anything keeping her humble. How did
that make you feel?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
I don't think she understands that there are a whole
lot of women out here who one are not aspiring
to be humble. Two a whole lot of women out here.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Who they brag about the things you detest. I'm not
aspiring to be humble, and ladies, I just I wanted
to do this as a little PSA, and I do
this PSA for young women mainly because young women are
uniquely susceptible to societal norms. Young women are uniquely susceptible
(31:17):
to societal cancers. That's why young women are the most
loyal communists in America. Married women aren't single, men aren't
married men aren't young women. Seventy percent all comies and
there was the same in China. It was the same
in the Soviet Union. Young women get eaten up by
societal pressures and they turn into full blown tyrannical, murderous
(31:38):
commies and so, young ladies, I understand that maybe you
are going down that path right now, or maybe you're
tempted to go down that path. Maybe you left mom
and Dad's warm embrace and you're at college and you're
learning just how oppressed you've been your whole life. Now,
that's fine. I'm not going to talk you out of it. Whatever,
that's that's fine, Go enjoy yourself. I will let you
know this though, and you'll be mad at me about this.
(32:01):
I don't care. Remember you can send me an email.
That's fine Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Ladies, Remember,
nobody likes a feminist. Nobody even other feminists hate feminists
because women one of your gifts God gave you. Women
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have a unique influence on the emotions of any given room.
They do. They do a room full of why do
you at a fancy party, who's waiting tables, who's bringing
around or dervs? A bunch of dimes who are smiling,
because it sets the mood for the room. Your wife
she walks into a party on a Friday night. You guys,
(32:43):
spent the whole way over there, laughing. She goes in,
all smiles, jokeing brings up the mood of the entire room.
You fought the whole way over there. She walks in
with that sour puss look on her face. It's like
a dark cloud walked in. Women govern the emotions of
a room more than men do, and ladies, no one
(33:04):
likes a bitter woman. She's awful to be around. She's
a drag. I know all your friends have convinced you
that you're wrong for being hot, and you should chop
all your hair off and buy an out back and
dye your hair blue and gain fifty five pounds. And
I'm here to tell you everyone's going to hate you
if they do. If you do that, everyone, no one's
(33:25):
going to be around you, and you'll find yourself ten
years from now, single, miserable, blaming the men, blaming the country,
and committing yourself to burning down the entire United States
of America. All right, sorry, Also, you probably want to
murder your baby. They love that. Just what a question
laws governing her body. It's not your body, it's your baby.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Can we try to think of any law that gives
the government the power to make a decision. I know
what you're gonna ask about a man body.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
These two hags just giggling about killing babies. Our fight
is a cultural one. It's a fight Preborn is knee
deep into It's a fight. I intend to help them fight,
and I know you do too. They love you, You
know that. Every time I get with Preborn they talk
about the Jesse Kelly show listeners and how committed you
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(35:11):
and now.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Here's a headline by go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Spirit Airlines stock plummets on a report of a potential
bankruptcy firing. I just can't believe that an airline that's
run as well as Spirit Airlines, I can't believe they're
not making ends meet with the lovely way or waitresses,
stewardesses matched only by the lovely clientele having a bar
brawl at the gate. I can't believe it's not working
(35:42):
out for him. Victor Boot freed in Britney Griner's Swap
Now arming you men Yemen's hoo thys. Yes, that's right,
the arms dealer. They made a movie loosely based on
his life called Lord of War. The moron communists who
run the country found out that Rush was holding captive
a Wnba lesbian, and because rainbow crap is the only
(36:05):
thing that governs this country, we decided to turn loose
the world's foremost arms dealer in exchange for someone who
scores seven points a game. I'm guessing on that. Victor
Boot promptly went back to arming the people who will
spend the rest of their lives trying to murder you.
And that's why you don't elect communists. Al Pacino says
(36:25):
he starred in Jack and Jill because quote, I had
no money. Apparently he lost all the money because he
was screwed over by his money manager. And every time
I read one of these stories, they fascinate me. It
fascinates me people who have it all and then lose
it all, and the whole money manager thing. I just
want to think if somebody was blowing the money I
(36:47):
have in the bank, I feel like I would know,
But I guess maybe if you get rich enough, you
don't know. Toyota revokes DEI policies amid pressure from a
conservative campaign. That's Robbie Starbuck again getting corporations to bend
the knee. You don't bend the knee, keep your chin up,
and we'll do this again tomorrow.
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