November 27, 2024 • 34 mins
Would Jesse ever move to Montana? If Napolean didn’t sell Louisiana to America would we have to fight over it? Gambling problem. Dropping deportees off in Mexico.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And
then it's time for Thanksgiving, where we will be enjoying
a bunch of things that aren't Turkey anyway. We have
a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions to get to
this hour, and it's going to be everything from Napoleon
(00:33):
to socialism versus communism to other things. Will even get
to some voice.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hey, Jesse, Hey, it's Tom from Indiana. Hey, I just
want to throw out concern that I'm having and that
I'm seeing around here. There's a lot of Democrats are
keeping their views, but they're democratic politicians are keeping their
views and not changing anything, but are switching over to
the Republican Party to win races in the Republican Party.
(01:03):
I just want to throw that out there and suit
your thoughts are, what about that?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, it's a huge problem, and you'd be stunned, absolutely
stunned if you realized how pervasive this problem is in
the reddest states. You see. Remember it was a while
back and it didn't get a lot of play because
Wyoming is not a huge state. I love Wyoming, it's
not a huge state. It's not a powerful state nationally.
(01:30):
It's one of the least populated states we have, if
not the least. It's way down there. I forget it's
way down there anyway, But it wasn't long ago. And Wyoming,
their state legislature shot down a bill I think it
was men and Women's sports, one of these tranny sports bills,
and everybody kind of looked around and said, wait what
(01:50):
because demographically, Wyoming is one of the reddest states in
the United States of America, and everyone kind of said,
hold on the entire legislature, the Republican I don't understand,
how could this happen. Well, here's how it happens, and
it's something we have to guard against a lot when
either you're in a red state or like right now,
(02:12):
the national mood is very anti Democrat. They've really, really
the country itself has soured on Democrats because they're so evil.
I know, it's a wonderful time. It doesn't last forever,
but right now it's wonderful. But in these red states
you will get Democrats who run as Republicans and people
don't generally find them out because most voters are low
(02:35):
information voters. They're not like you. And so if I'm
a let's say I'm a Democrat, which of course you
know better. But let's say I'm a Democrat and I'm
in Wyoming and I want to run and win a race.
Of course we'll talk, walk, and act like a Republican.
And on most issues, most issues, I will vote like
(02:57):
a Republican. I can't only act like a Republican when
I'm running for office and then govern like a Democrat.
But when a big one comes down, when when a
big one comes down that's really really important for the
Communists to win, I will toss that vote and vote
(03:17):
like the Democrat I am. And Democrats know this game
across the country, across the country. You see it in
red states all over the place. They get the game.
And there are Republicans in the United States Senate that
are never opposed that much by Democrats because that's how
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they do it. They know, yeah, he's gonna vote like
a Republican on this and that, and he'll confirm most
of Trump's nominees. But when there's a really really reformer
in there, when there's a big reformer in there, when
there's one who really might hurt us, we know he's
gonna step in and he'll be on our side. We
always have to be vigil for the fact that people
(04:01):
will lie to get our boats. They will, they will.
Dear Tyrannical Jesse. If Jewish producer Chris converted to Christianity,
would you let him have his own microphone for a
few seconds here and there to prove to everyone he
actually exists and isn't a figment of your imagination. I
believe you have a but not everyone does. If Chris converted, no,
(04:23):
he would have to ask Jesus for a microphone, Jesse.
After spending twelve years in Commie, Colorado, we have to
put our home up for sale, or we have put
our home up for sale. My wife, daughter and I
decided to move to Montana. I'm not gonna say where
they're moving. He says it in here. It's beautiful place.
I should note, would you ever move back to Montana?
Or is Texas your forever home? Love the show? Happy Thanksgiving.
(04:46):
Sorry to hear about your father's passing. My dad passed
two weeks before I got married thirteen years ago, and
Thanksgiving was his favorite holiday. Yeah, like I told you
last night, I'm U not looking forward to Thanksgiving for
the first time ever. You know, it's just gonna be
(05:07):
hard without him there. But you know what else, I
probably messed my kids up for life. You know what
my boys told ab. I did not realize I was
this cold and emotionally closed off. They'd never seen me
cry before in their lives. Until my dad died. I've
never shed a tear in front of my son's Gosh,
I am a freaking barbarian. That's terrible. That's terrible. Not
(05:31):
even when I watched Rudy or something. They've never seen
that before. That's freaking awful. Anyway, No, I would move
back to Montana. I would. The thing about Montana is
really the rocky mountains themselves, because I grew up there.
Remember I moved to Montana when I was ten. I
really I love them, the beauty of them, the cleanness
(05:53):
of the air. It's a healthier environment because you're always
outside doing something. You're hiking, you're fishing, you're outside. It's healthier.
It is harder though on older people. That's something my
old man would talk about all the time. He was
just such a hard worker. He's a lifetime construction guy,
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and ever since he retired, he would still just work.
He would work, He pound fence posts. He was just
always outside. He's just a very physical human being. It
was I learned my work ethic from my father, and
he would talk to me about how it started to
hurt more. The cold of Montana started to hurt more
(06:35):
when I grew up. When I lived in Montana, I
was a young man, ten feet tall and bulletproof. When
it's ten below, it's brutal. Don't get me wrong, it's
no there's no such thing as a fun ten below.
But you throw on some long John's extra winter cooke,
get some get something to cover up your ears, and
then you go on and about and you spend your
day flicking your buddies in the ears whenever they take
off their stocking cap. What it's Chris, It's good fun.
(06:57):
It's good fun. But when you get older, being in
those super cold environments is harder. It was harder as
you got older. I used to tell them all the time, Dad,
why are you still in Montana? He loved it too much.
He would never leave. But seventy year olds don't retire
in Montana because it friggin hurts, right, The cold hurts
when you're younger, when you're that age, it really hurts.
(07:20):
So I don't know if you know I would retire
there one day. I don't know that Texas is forever either.
I love Texas. Member I moved to Texas on purpose.
I moved to Texas without a job. What was that
ten years ago? Probably more than ten years ago now,
I didn't even have a job. I was driving across
the country with Ab and the boys, and I was
just looking for work, trying to find a way to
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feed my family, and we I didn't find anything, and
we just decided to up and move to Dallas or
the Dallas area. We were up in Frisco, Texas. We
just decided to move to Dallas on a whim because
we love Texas to people so much. So, I love Texas.
I love Montana. But I love a lot of places.
People give me a lot of crap as always talk
about the places I love. I've lived in so many
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places in this country and traveled to so many places.
I love a lot of them for different reasons. I do. Look,
I love California. I'm not going to live there because
I'm not going to live in a place where I
feel like I'd be thrown in jail for things by
these dirty comedies. That's what they'll do. But I love California.
I don't love Arizona, so I don't say I love everywhere.
I will not go back to the desert. I'm done
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with the desert. I love Tennessee. I could live in Tennessee.
I love Tennessee. Really anywhere in the South. Alabama is
one of my favorite states. Most underrated state is Alabama. Florida,
but it's so freaking expensive.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Georgia. I love Georgia, but I like the Northeast. I'll
be honest, You're gonna think I'm crazy. Bob and I
have talked about it before. I'll never do it because
of the gun laws. But if we ever got really
rich or something like that. We don't have second home.
We don't have a second home. We don't have boats,
we don't have that's not really our thing. We don't.
We're not kind of those people, just very simple people.
(09:02):
I could get an apartment in New York City, that's
how much I love New York City. Yeah, Chris, I'm
not gonna do it because of the gun laws, don't
get me wrong, But I dream about it when I'm there.
And oh, upstate New York, Oh, some upstate New York
is so freaking awesome. But again, you're stuck in New
York with the taxes and the gun laws and the
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way those dirt balls are. It's it's just I love
the state. I don't like the policies. So I like
a lot of different places. I love the Dakotas used
to go pheasant hunting and the Dakotas and antelope punting
with my old man, and the Dakota's. Wisconsin is good.
I really like Wisconsin. What Chris, why are you dumping
on Wisconsin? Have you ever ever even been to Wisconsin? What?
(09:44):
What's wrong with Wisconsin? The food sucks?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You're out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's the It's the cheese capital of the country. The
food sucks. Wisconsin has some of the best food out there,
and it's hardy food because it's a cold place. That's
why a lot more people are fat in Wisconsin, because
they know how to eat, and the cheese is amazing.
You gotta go where the fat people are. If you
want to have good food, you go to southern California.
(10:10):
Everyone looks like a frigging model. You can't get a
decent meal. There you got, Yeah, exactly right, Houston, where
everyone's waddling around like amanite, this is where you get
some really good food. What Chris, I'm being nice. It's
true anyway, the difference between socialism and communism and Napoleon. Next,
Miss dast catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is
(10:36):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course, it's
an ass doctor Jesse Wednesday. And you can email anything
you want, love, hate, death threats to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Couple quick news items. Ken Paxton, Attorney
General of Texas, is suing Black Rocks, State Street and
(10:56):
Vanguard for a quote illegally conspiring to manipulate energy markets,
driving up the costs for consumers. Gosh, I love our
attorney general. That is exactly what you need out of
red state ags. Another one, lame duck Biden administration loans
six point six billion dollars to struggling Tesla rival Rivion. Again,
(11:22):
it's just all about looting the treasury. These people, all
of them, they get there and they spend every waking
moment thinking about how to bloodsuck money out of your wallet.
And handing it to their friends another loan that will
of course get forgiven, of course, and Yale University hosts transgiving.
(11:45):
Remember those institutions communists taking them over, and they think
they can just do whatever they want to operate them
however they want to operate them, and that the reputation
will last. It will not, It will not. These higher
education universities are slowly but surely going to find that out. Jesse,
(12:05):
I'm dating an immigrant from a formerly communist country. We
talk about different systems of government. He seems to think
the United States of America is more socialist than communist,
and I'm struggling with explaining. When I explained it, it
comes across like a distinction without a difference. Give I'm
going to give him my copy of the Anti Communist Manifesto,
(12:25):
available at Jesse kellybook dot com. But aside from that,
what advice can you give? Well, I would give you
this advice. It is a distinction without a difference. Socialism
and communism, they're practically the same thing. Socialism leads to communism.
Remember remember what we talked about earlier about how all
communists view the problem Whenever they're rejected, whenever people oppose them.
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They just view it as a messaging problem. Either the
people are too stupid, I haven't controlled enough of the information.
They never think the problem is them, But they have
always understood, always that what they're selling people aren't going
to want. They know that they are perfectly aware of
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how destructive and evil and horrible their religion is. They
just think in the end it will work out for
the best. So they're going to push it no matter
what because they know that. Because they know that, they're
constantly trying to come up with ways to manipulate people
or ease people into it. I'm if I'm trying to
(13:37):
sell you on getting a root canal. Let's say I'm
a dentist. It is doctor Jesse today, after all, what Chris.
Let's say I'm a dentist and I'm trying to talk
you into getting a root canal you don't need. Well,
I'm not going to just tell you, Hey, let me
start tearing into your gums and rip your mouth apart.
(13:58):
That sounds like fun, right, I'll first try to get
you into the office. Hey, I don't know if you heard,
we have free sur patch kids at the dentist office,
and we're ordering some extra little Caesar's today, got some
stuff crazy bread with your name on it. Maybe come
by the office. And then once I get you in there,
remember all this is nefarious. Once I get you in there,
(14:20):
have you seen have you felt how comfortable our new
dentist chairs are. Come on back, let doctor Jesse show.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You and it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Come on, come on, just sit here, just sit here.
You know what, as long as you're sitting in the chair,
why don't you just kind of let me Look, I
don't want to Everything is a manipulation. When it comes
to socialism versus communism, it's not really a difference, except
socialism is the first stop. The communist can't sell you.
It's virtually impossible to sell you on communism because even
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on paper it's freaking horrific, absolutely horrific in every way.
He can't sell you that. And he knows he can't
sell you that. It's just just a little socialism. It's
a little it's just kind of a new government program. Okay, Well,
we're not gonna take over this industry. This is socialism
(15:11):
versus communism. No, we don't want the government to take
over the industry. We're just kind of manage it. A
little bit. You see, it's just kind of easy, and
I'm just kind of slipping it in there slowly. Never
mind historical oracle. If Napoleon didn't sell the Louisiana Territory,
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would the French still have it today? Would it have
been a country? Would we have had to fight a
war to get it? I don't know why I'm thinking
about this. I do because you're awesome. That's the kind
of stuff I think about all the time. We would
have had to fight over it. They had to sell
us the Louisiana Territory because Napoleon was over there doing
Napoleon things. But the Louisiana Territory was huge, enormous, a
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significant part of the United States of America. Well, people
forget how much of the country the English and the
Spanish and the French had when we got here, A
huge portion of it. And it took a long time
and a couple wars to get him out, in fact,
(16:17):
a few wars. When you talk about Mexico and everything else,
you have to conquer land. People aren't going to hand
you valuable land historically. If you want it, you have
to go take it. Period. Now you ah, that's me
and that's life. That's how the world works. If there
is a valuable piece of land, you have to take it.
If Napoleon didn't need the money so bad that he
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had to sell us the Louisiana territory at some point
in time, we were never going to allow the French
to own land like that of that significance right by us.
It's just not something we were going to do. We'd
had to fight over it, and I don't know that
we would have wanted to fight Napoleon, I'll tell you
that much, because that dude was a war fighting beast.
(16:59):
What Chris Well, Yes, he over extended everyone does when
they go into Russia. Those dirty Russians know how to
do it. That General Winter, as they call it. Napoleon's
guys just needed some more chalk, the Grand Army. Maybe
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(17:21):
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this is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
(18:27):
Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course, it's an ass
doctor Jesse Wednesday. You can email me Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Jesse. You ever find yourself in a
situation where you gambled away all the money to smooth
it over the wife, you just tell her you went
to roulette and bet it all on her birthday. No,
(18:50):
and I don't. I don't think that she'd be okay
with that, although I appreciate that. But remember I have
gambled away all my money before. Every time I've told
you this story before, I'll tell you again real quick.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Saw.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I'm a young marine. I I'm twenty I believe, and
so I'm not old enough. You have to be twenty one,
or at least at the time, you had to be
twenty one to gamble at the tables in Las Vegas.
Twenty nine Palms in California. Vegas wasn't right around the corner,
but if you had a seventy two or a ninety six,
or if you had a three or four day weekend,
(19:24):
it's close enough. So we'd go over there and make trouble.
Got my hands on a fake ID. Kids don't do this,
all right, what Chris?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I had the ability to acquire things, all right. I
got my hands on a fake ID and went over
to Las Vegas for the very first time. I have
no money. Remember I didn't come from money. We were
a construction family. My parents didn't make any money too.
After I joined the Marines and they started a business
and all that other stuff, so I didn't I didn't
have any money. No money. I had a horrible car.
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You're not making any money as a young marine anyway.
And I had six hundred dollars in the bank, six
hundred dollars, and I walked into the casino for the
first time, and I sat down to play blackjack. It
was my buddies had taught me how to play, kind
of but they said it's easy whatever. So I sit
down and the dealer it was a sweet old lady.
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I still remember what she looks like, just this sweet
old lady. She had pity on me because I clearly
didn't know what I was doing. Oh hit me this,
and I had no idea what I was doing, so
she I don't know how she got away with it.
She essentially just coached me the whole time. No, no,
don't hit that note. Stop there, and I walked away.
I think it was one hundred and twenty dollars richer. Now,
(20:39):
maybe that's a lot of money to you. Maybe it's
not a lot of money too, but I will tell you,
for twenty year old Jesse, I was basically Bill Gates
in that moment, with one hundred and twenty extra dollars
one hundred and twenty one or something. I forget the
number now. But I was I thought, this, this gambling
thing is freaking easy. This is amazing. You just down
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and you just make money. And I'm convinced to this
day that God uses my unending stupidity to teach me
valuable lessons, and he often does so through pain, because
that's what stupid Jesse he needs. He needs to feel
pain before he will wake up.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
So on this day.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I kept gambling all night. And of course you know
how it goes. You've seen the movies either you've done
it yourself. You know how it goes. The first one
was so easy, one hundred and twenty bucks. I'm so rich.
But then you're losing, and you start to lose a
little more and lose a little more, and soon you're
soon you've actually lost all the money you'd made already.
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But it's no big deal, because of course you just
gonna kind of you're gonna double down on the next hand,
and you'll bet more, and then you'll win it all
back again. Of Course, it was so easy the first time.
Of course it'll get easy. But then, of course you
lose all that money too. And there's one thing they
provide you without question in Las Vegas, and that's ATM machines. Then,
of course, young Jesse, Now I've lost all the money
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I had made, And then I lost all the money
i'd started out with, which I think was like forty dollars.
I didn't have any money, and but I just kept
going to the ATM machine and withdrawing money and withdrawing
money and withdrawing money. And by the time the next
morning rolled around, I had not slept, the sun had
come up. My buddies weren't quite ready to go yet
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because they were still having fun, and I had lost
the last dollar I had. I walked into Las Vegas
was six hundred dollars in a fake ID and I
lost every single dime of it, and I went out.
I couldn't even bear to be in the casino anymore.
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I was so embarrassed at myself. I was so ashamed
with myself. I knew that what like. I didn't even
have the heart to call my dad and tell him
because I knew, I knew how that conversation was going
to go. I was just embarrassed and ashamed beyond belief.
And it was hot, and I didn't even have my
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buddy's keys. But I went out and just sat by
his car and just roasted in the Las Vegas desert,
so sick to my stomach, just so sick with embarrassment
and anger that I almost vomited. That's how disgusted with
myself I was. Yeah, I need pain, apparently in order
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to learn lessons, I need pain anyway, Jesse, like you,
I'm a firm believer in the social shame system. Now
that trend de Aragua has burgled Travis Kelsey's house, will
you ride by it with me to say you voted
for this? Yeah. Look, I think it's important to continue
to remind the Democrat voter in your life when they
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complain about crime, when they complain about Trendy Arragua, when
they complain about this, it's important to remind them they
voted for this. Because the American communist does this all
the time. They divorce themselves. They find a way to
divorce themselves from what they themselves have done. I see
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it over and over and over again. Oh my gosh,
I can't believe all the violent crime in the city.
Who'd you vote for every Democrat every time?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So you voted for the George Soros prosecutor who believes
in more violent crime. And now you're shocked, there's fight
what No, that's not.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
What I know it is.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It is Jesse. When do I start talking about the
Anti Communist Manifesto at dinner? It's one of my favorite books.
I have an alleged autograft coffee cop copy. Judging by
the tiny signature, I think it's authentic. That's not very nice.
His name is sal Listen. That should be a central
theme for everyone this year at Thanksgiving, gather with family,
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say a prayer of thanks to God for all of
your blessings, and then, instead of talking about your love
for each other and things like that, talk about the
Anti Communist Manifesto, which is available at Jesse kellybook dot com.
It's such an incredible uniting book. Dear men, you whisper.
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This morning I woke up, looked at zero Hedge and
saw a glorious headline. Walmart is Walmart is nuking the
DEI program and swapping it for MEI Merit Excellence and Intelligence.
Welcome home, Walmart. Well, this was a mistake that we made.
Forever on the right, forever the right thought you could
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live and let live your way out of communism forever
we had that. I can't count how many times I've
seen someone on the right say, I don't do boycotts,
We're not like them. Well, if you don't participate, if
you're going to separate yourself from the fight, I don't
do boycotts. Within these big corporations, they're always going to
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follow the path of least resistance. And for years and
years and years, if you're at a big corporation like
Walmart or bud Light or any of these things, and
you have to make a decision, Hey, guys, someone suggested
we do a big rainbow display this year. Well, we'll
put on a bunch of tranny kids stuff and stuff
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like that. If we do this, are we going to
get any pushback from the right, Because if we don't
do this, we know the demons on the left, they're
gonna come for us. They'll call us homophobic and they'll
be protesting. But if we do do this, are any
of the normal people on the right are they going
to punish.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Us for this?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
In for years and years and years, that answer was no,
And they knew it. In corporate boardrooms, they knew they
could get away with pushing the most putrid communist crap
and the right wo man. I don't do boycotts, don't.
I don't want to do boy I don't want to
be like them. And we started to develop teeth. Robbie
Starbuck is my buddy. He does this all the time.
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He goes after these corporations, and he's done it so
many times now when they find out he's investigating them,
they will change their policies just so he doesn't blast
them publicly. Hey, we're sorry, we're dropping all that. You've
got to attack communism. You cannot live and let live
your way out of communism. It does not work that way.
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It's an aggressive, demonic religion of aggression. It must be
handled with aggression. One more segment, Hang on. He doesn't
care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a Thanksgiving Eve, I hope before
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we finish up with these ass doctor Jesse emails, I
hope you will treasure your time with family this Thanksgiving.
I am not going to get sack be on you
right now because of my dad. But remember, you never
know which one might be your last one with that
family member, with your mom who can get annoying, with
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your with your dad who, whatever it may be, you
never know which one may be your last one. Treasure
your time with your family. Hold on to it because
none of us last forever. Right, we come and we go. Also,
remember to pray and be thankful to God about blessings
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in your life. And I know it may have been
a brutal year, a brutal season for you. Maybe maybe
you have cancer, maybe you lost a loved one, lost
your job, Maybe you're going bankrupt, so maybe you lost
your girlfriend, your boyfriend. Maybe it's been a season where
you have been kicked around. You still have things to
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be grateful for. And if you can't think of any
of those things, you just need to look more. We
all have blessings, We have so much to be thankful for.
Make sure you bow your head as a family and
pray and thank God for those blessings. It's really really
important to be thankful. All right, All right, let's do
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a few more of these before we check out. And
now wait, I'm gonna do one more voicemail.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Goot a question. All this talk about our border Mexico
has been fighting an undeclared war against US for many
years now, having illegals come through our southern borders, sending
drugs across, and being run by cartels. When we send
the people back to their host countries, why don't we
(29:43):
take them at various places across, you know, along the
border and put them back into Mexico and let Mexico
get them home and deal with the problems that they
have caused for us.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's not a ridiculous suggestion at all. It just doesn't
work out that way internationally. And it's because we feel
a burden for things. We will feel the burden more
than Mexico would. So here's what would happen. One. You
may not like Mexico, and it's understandable because their government
(30:17):
is so corrupt and things like that. I personally I
love Mexico. I've always told you that before. I love
the people, I love the food, I love the music.
I just I like Mexicans. I always have. Really Latin
America in general. I've just always I've liked it. I've
enjoyed it a lot.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's a more masculine culture.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I do enjoy it. But let's always understand, we still
have to maintain a relationship with Mexico. And what would
happen if let's say we gathered up one hundred people
and we just drove across the border and we dropped
them there, said, hey, Mexico, what's your problem? You know
what the Mexicans do? They freaking leave them there? They
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would they would they even well, I'm not taking care
of them either, and they'd all just die. Now maybe
you're shrugging your shoulders and saying I don't care. Well,
the international outrage that would cause it was it's hard
to deport people without cooperation of the place. You'd deport
them too. It's one of the things about mass deportation
(31:22):
that people aren't thinking about. And it looks like it
sounds like Trump is going forward with this and I
love it, and it sounds like they're going to try
to do it, and that's wonderful, But there's a problem.
Remember Democrats took over and told the world we were
the new open sewer. Take whatever dumps, whatever dregs in
your society and dump them onto American soil. Lots of
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the people who are here were ejected from their home
country because they weren't wanted, and their home country doesn't
want them back. It's not a bunch of stable, successful
people who hop in a migrant caravan and trek across
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Panama trying to get into the United States of America.
It's just not It's people with disastrous home lives, poverty, crime,
and countries view those people as a negative, as a burden,
and so when Democrats open up the country, they happily
(32:29):
send the dregs of their society over here. It's one
of it's one of Trump's problem with Boukley, the head
of l Salvador. You know how Trump and him, there's
friction there. Part of the reason there's friction, there's very justifiable.
Trump says, hey, yeah, you locked up a lot of
(32:50):
your criminals. You also sent a lot of them here.
It made it better for you. Well, they don't want
them back, and how do you make them take them now?
With Mexico, we have more leverage because Mexico needs us.
With Canada, we have more leverage because Canada needs us.
(33:12):
And I realize on a more extended level, all these
countries need US somewhat. But you take a country like Venezuela,
Venezuela sent the prison gang Trende Arragua here. They are
now just running wild in this country. But we do
not have a good relationship, to put it mildly, with Venezuela.
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Venezuela is our enemy very much. So they're doing military
drills with the Ruskies and the Venezuela is our enemy.
How are you gonna get Venezuela to take them back
now when it comes to Trende Aragua and drop them
out of a plane for all I care parachute or not,
but you've got to send them back to Venezuela. How
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do you get them into Venezuela. You can't put them
on a bus. How you're gonna get them into Venezuela. Again,
it's a problem. The Venezuela's not gonna put their hand
up and say, hey, Jesse, I really want that prison
gang back. So you're gonna have to threaten them. There's
gonna You're gonna have to threaten and or bribe a
bunch of people to take back the dregs they dumped
(34:17):
onto the United States of America. It's a mass deportation.
Everyone's saying the right things now, and I'm happy they are.
Don't get me wrong. Mass deportation is an ugly, ugly
bit of business, and it's gonna take some unpacking, all right, now,
I love you. You go enjoy Thanksgiving, be thankful, soak
(34:43):
up time with your family, play board games. Don't chafe
against your father and mother, enjoy your time with them,
and we will reconvene on Monday. I'll be back here,
all right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And
then it's time for Thanksgiving, where we will be enjoying
a bunch of things that aren't Turkey anyway. We have
a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions to get to
this hour, and it's going to be everything from Napoleon
(00:33):
to socialism versus communism to other things. Will even get
to some voice.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hey, Jesse, Hey, it's Tom from Indiana. Hey, I just
want to throw out concern that I'm having and that
I'm seeing around here. There's a lot of Democrats are
keeping their views, but they're democratic politicians are keeping their
views and not changing anything, but are switching over to
the Republican Party to win races in the Republican Party.
(01:03):
I just want to throw that out there and suit
your thoughts are, what about that?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, it's a huge problem, and you'd be stunned, absolutely
stunned if you realized how pervasive this problem is in
the reddest states. You see. Remember it was a while
back and it didn't get a lot of play because
Wyoming is not a huge state. I love Wyoming, it's
not a huge state. It's not a powerful state nationally.
(01:30):
It's one of the least populated states we have, if
not the least. It's way down there. I forget it's
way down there anyway, But it wasn't long ago. And Wyoming,
their state legislature shot down a bill I think it
was men and Women's sports, one of these tranny sports bills,
and everybody kind of looked around and said, wait what
(01:50):
because demographically, Wyoming is one of the reddest states in
the United States of America, and everyone kind of said,
hold on the entire legislature, the Republican I don't understand,
how could this happen. Well, here's how it happens, and
it's something we have to guard against a lot when
either you're in a red state or like right now,
(02:12):
the national mood is very anti Democrat. They've really, really
the country itself has soured on Democrats because they're so evil.
I know, it's a wonderful time. It doesn't last forever,
but right now it's wonderful. But in these red states
you will get Democrats who run as Republicans and people
don't generally find them out because most voters are low
(02:35):
information voters. They're not like you. And so if I'm
a let's say I'm a Democrat, which of course you
know better. But let's say I'm a Democrat and I'm
in Wyoming and I want to run and win a race.
Of course we'll talk, walk, and act like a Republican.
And on most issues, most issues, I will vote like
(02:57):
a Republican. I can't only act like a Republican when
I'm running for office and then govern like a Democrat.
But when a big one comes down, when when a
big one comes down that's really really important for the
Communists to win, I will toss that vote and vote
(03:17):
like the Democrat I am. And Democrats know this game
across the country, across the country. You see it in
red states all over the place. They get the game.
And there are Republicans in the United States Senate that
are never opposed that much by Democrats because that's how
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they do it. They know, yeah, he's gonna vote like
a Republican on this and that, and he'll confirm most
of Trump's nominees. But when there's a really really reformer
in there, when there's a big reformer in there, when
there's one who really might hurt us, we know he's
gonna step in and he'll be on our side. We
always have to be vigil for the fact that people
(04:01):
will lie to get our boats. They will, they will.
Dear Tyrannical Jesse. If Jewish producer Chris converted to Christianity,
would you let him have his own microphone for a
few seconds here and there to prove to everyone he
actually exists and isn't a figment of your imagination. I
believe you have a but not everyone does. If Chris converted, no,
(04:23):
he would have to ask Jesus for a microphone, Jesse.
After spending twelve years in Commie, Colorado, we have to
put our home up for sale, or we have put
our home up for sale. My wife, daughter and I
decided to move to Montana. I'm not gonna say where
they're moving. He says it in here. It's beautiful place.
I should note, would you ever move back to Montana?
Or is Texas your forever home? Love the show? Happy Thanksgiving.
(04:46):
Sorry to hear about your father's passing. My dad passed
two weeks before I got married thirteen years ago, and
Thanksgiving was his favorite holiday. Yeah, like I told you
last night, I'm U not looking forward to Thanksgiving for
the first time ever. You know, it's just gonna be
(05:07):
hard without him there. But you know what else, I
probably messed my kids up for life. You know what
my boys told ab. I did not realize I was
this cold and emotionally closed off. They'd never seen me
cry before in their lives. Until my dad died. I've
never shed a tear in front of my son's Gosh,
I am a freaking barbarian. That's terrible. That's terrible. Not
(05:31):
even when I watched Rudy or something. They've never seen
that before. That's freaking awful. Anyway, No, I would move
back to Montana. I would. The thing about Montana is
really the rocky mountains themselves, because I grew up there.
Remember I moved to Montana when I was ten. I
really I love them, the beauty of them, the cleanness
(05:53):
of the air. It's a healthier environment because you're always
outside doing something. You're hiking, you're fishing, you're outside. It's healthier.
It is harder though on older people. That's something my
old man would talk about all the time. He was
just such a hard worker. He's a lifetime construction guy,
(06:14):
and ever since he retired, he would still just work.
He would work, He pound fence posts. He was just
always outside. He's just a very physical human being. It
was I learned my work ethic from my father, and
he would talk to me about how it started to
hurt more. The cold of Montana started to hurt more
(06:35):
when I grew up. When I lived in Montana, I
was a young man, ten feet tall and bulletproof. When
it's ten below, it's brutal. Don't get me wrong, it's
no there's no such thing as a fun ten below.
But you throw on some long John's extra winter cooke,
get some get something to cover up your ears, and
then you go on and about and you spend your
day flicking your buddies in the ears whenever they take
off their stocking cap. What it's Chris, It's good fun.
(06:57):
It's good fun. But when you get older, being in
those super cold environments is harder. It was harder as
you got older. I used to tell them all the time, Dad,
why are you still in Montana? He loved it too much.
He would never leave. But seventy year olds don't retire
in Montana because it friggin hurts, right, The cold hurts
when you're younger, when you're that age, it really hurts.
(07:20):
So I don't know if you know I would retire
there one day. I don't know that Texas is forever either.
I love Texas. Member I moved to Texas on purpose.
I moved to Texas without a job. What was that
ten years ago? Probably more than ten years ago now,
I didn't even have a job. I was driving across
the country with Ab and the boys, and I was
just looking for work, trying to find a way to
(07:41):
feed my family, and we I didn't find anything, and
we just decided to up and move to Dallas or
the Dallas area. We were up in Frisco, Texas. We
just decided to move to Dallas on a whim because
we love Texas to people so much. So, I love Texas.
I love Montana. But I love a lot of places.
People give me a lot of crap as always talk
about the places I love. I've lived in so many
(08:04):
places in this country and traveled to so many places.
I love a lot of them for different reasons. I do. Look,
I love California. I'm not going to live there because
I'm not going to live in a place where I
feel like I'd be thrown in jail for things by
these dirty comedies. That's what they'll do. But I love California.
I don't love Arizona, so I don't say I love everywhere.
I will not go back to the desert. I'm done
(08:26):
with the desert. I love Tennessee. I could live in Tennessee.
I love Tennessee. Really anywhere in the South. Alabama is
one of my favorite states. Most underrated state is Alabama. Florida,
but it's so freaking expensive.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Georgia. I love Georgia, but I like the Northeast. I'll
be honest, You're gonna think I'm crazy. Bob and I
have talked about it before. I'll never do it because
of the gun laws. But if we ever got really
rich or something like that. We don't have second home.
We don't have a second home. We don't have boats,
we don't have that's not really our thing. We don't.
We're not kind of those people, just very simple people.
(09:02):
I could get an apartment in New York City, that's
how much I love New York City. Yeah, Chris, I'm
not gonna do it because of the gun laws, don't
get me wrong, But I dream about it when I'm there.
And oh, upstate New York, Oh, some upstate New York
is so freaking awesome. But again, you're stuck in New
York with the taxes and the gun laws and the
(09:24):
way those dirt balls are. It's it's just I love
the state. I don't like the policies. So I like
a lot of different places. I love the Dakotas used
to go pheasant hunting and the Dakotas and antelope punting
with my old man, and the Dakota's. Wisconsin is good.
I really like Wisconsin. What Chris, why are you dumping
on Wisconsin? Have you ever ever even been to Wisconsin? What?
(09:44):
What's wrong with Wisconsin? The food sucks?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You're out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's the It's the cheese capital of the country. The
food sucks. Wisconsin has some of the best food out there,
and it's hardy food because it's a cold place. That's
why a lot more people are fat in Wisconsin, because
they know how to eat, and the cheese is amazing.
You gotta go where the fat people are. If you
want to have good food, you go to southern California.
(10:10):
Everyone looks like a frigging model. You can't get a
decent meal. There you got, Yeah, exactly right, Houston, where
everyone's waddling around like amanite, this is where you get
some really good food. What Chris, I'm being nice. It's
true anyway, the difference between socialism and communism and Napoleon. Next,
Miss dast catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is
(10:36):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course, it's
an ass doctor Jesse Wednesday. And you can email anything
you want, love, hate, death threats to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Couple quick news items. Ken Paxton, Attorney
General of Texas, is suing Black Rocks, State Street and
(10:56):
Vanguard for a quote illegally conspiring to manipulate energy markets,
driving up the costs for consumers. Gosh, I love our
attorney general. That is exactly what you need out of
red state ags. Another one, lame duck Biden administration loans
six point six billion dollars to struggling Tesla rival Rivion. Again,
(11:22):
it's just all about looting the treasury. These people, all
of them, they get there and they spend every waking
moment thinking about how to bloodsuck money out of your wallet.
And handing it to their friends another loan that will
of course get forgiven, of course, and Yale University hosts transgiving.
(11:45):
Remember those institutions communists taking them over, and they think
they can just do whatever they want to operate them
however they want to operate them, and that the reputation
will last. It will not, It will not. These higher
education universities are slowly but surely going to find that out. Jesse,
(12:05):
I'm dating an immigrant from a formerly communist country. We
talk about different systems of government. He seems to think
the United States of America is more socialist than communist,
and I'm struggling with explaining. When I explained it, it
comes across like a distinction without a difference. Give I'm
going to give him my copy of the Anti Communist Manifesto,
(12:25):
available at Jesse kellybook dot com. But aside from that,
what advice can you give? Well, I would give you
this advice. It is a distinction without a difference. Socialism
and communism, they're practically the same thing. Socialism leads to communism.
Remember remember what we talked about earlier about how all
communists view the problem Whenever they're rejected, whenever people oppose them.
(12:50):
They just view it as a messaging problem. Either the
people are too stupid, I haven't controlled enough of the information.
They never think the problem is them, But they have
always understood, always that what they're selling people aren't going
to want. They know that they are perfectly aware of
(13:13):
how destructive and evil and horrible their religion is. They
just think in the end it will work out for
the best. So they're going to push it no matter
what because they know that. Because they know that, they're
constantly trying to come up with ways to manipulate people
or ease people into it. I'm if I'm trying to
(13:37):
sell you on getting a root canal. Let's say I'm
a dentist. It is doctor Jesse today, after all, what Chris.
Let's say I'm a dentist and I'm trying to talk
you into getting a root canal you don't need. Well,
I'm not going to just tell you, Hey, let me
start tearing into your gums and rip your mouth apart.
(13:58):
That sounds like fun, right, I'll first try to get
you into the office. Hey, I don't know if you heard,
we have free sur patch kids at the dentist office,
and we're ordering some extra little Caesar's today, got some
stuff crazy bread with your name on it. Maybe come
by the office. And then once I get you in there,
remember all this is nefarious. Once I get you in there,
(14:20):
have you seen have you felt how comfortable our new
dentist chairs are. Come on back, let doctor Jesse show.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You and it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Come on, come on, just sit here, just sit here.
You know what, as long as you're sitting in the chair,
why don't you just kind of let me Look, I
don't want to Everything is a manipulation. When it comes
to socialism versus communism, it's not really a difference, except
socialism is the first stop. The communist can't sell you.
It's virtually impossible to sell you on communism because even
(14:49):
on paper it's freaking horrific, absolutely horrific in every way.
He can't sell you that. And he knows he can't
sell you that. It's just just a little socialism. It's
a little it's just kind of a new government program. Okay, Well,
we're not gonna take over this industry. This is socialism
(15:11):
versus communism. No, we don't want the government to take
over the industry. We're just kind of manage it. A
little bit. You see, it's just kind of easy, and
I'm just kind of slipping it in there slowly. Never
mind historical oracle. If Napoleon didn't sell the Louisiana Territory,
(15:31):
would the French still have it today? Would it have
been a country? Would we have had to fight a
war to get it? I don't know why I'm thinking
about this. I do because you're awesome. That's the kind
of stuff I think about all the time. We would
have had to fight over it. They had to sell
us the Louisiana Territory because Napoleon was over there doing
Napoleon things. But the Louisiana Territory was huge, enormous, a
(15:56):
significant part of the United States of America. Well, people
forget how much of the country the English and the
Spanish and the French had when we got here, A
huge portion of it. And it took a long time
and a couple wars to get him out, in fact,
(16:17):
a few wars. When you talk about Mexico and everything else,
you have to conquer land. People aren't going to hand
you valuable land historically. If you want it, you have
to go take it. Period. Now you ah, that's me
and that's life. That's how the world works. If there
is a valuable piece of land, you have to take it.
If Napoleon didn't need the money so bad that he
(16:37):
had to sell us the Louisiana territory at some point
in time, we were never going to allow the French
to own land like that of that significance right by us.
It's just not something we were going to do. We'd
had to fight over it, and I don't know that
we would have wanted to fight Napoleon, I'll tell you
that much, because that dude was a war fighting beast.
(16:59):
What Chris Well, Yes, he over extended everyone does when
they go into Russia. Those dirty Russians know how to
do it. That General Winter, as they call it. Napoleon's
guys just needed some more chalk, the Grand Army. Maybe
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this is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
(18:27):
Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course, it's an ass
doctor Jesse Wednesday. You can email me Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Jesse. You ever find yourself in a
situation where you gambled away all the money to smooth
it over the wife, you just tell her you went
to roulette and bet it all on her birthday. No,
(18:50):
and I don't. I don't think that she'd be okay
with that, although I appreciate that. But remember I have
gambled away all my money before. Every time I've told
you this story before, I'll tell you again real quick.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Saw.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I'm a young marine. I I'm twenty I believe, and
so I'm not old enough. You have to be twenty one,
or at least at the time, you had to be
twenty one to gamble at the tables in Las Vegas.
Twenty nine Palms in California. Vegas wasn't right around the corner,
but if you had a seventy two or a ninety six,
or if you had a three or four day weekend,
(19:24):
it's close enough. So we'd go over there and make trouble.
Got my hands on a fake ID. Kids don't do this,
all right, what Chris?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I had the ability to acquire things, all right. I
got my hands on a fake ID and went over
to Las Vegas for the very first time. I have
no money. Remember I didn't come from money. We were
a construction family. My parents didn't make any money too.
After I joined the Marines and they started a business
and all that other stuff, so I didn't I didn't
have any money. No money. I had a horrible car.
(19:55):
You're not making any money as a young marine anyway.
And I had six hundred dollars in the bank, six
hundred dollars, and I walked into the casino for the
first time, and I sat down to play blackjack. It
was my buddies had taught me how to play, kind
of but they said it's easy whatever. So I sit
down and the dealer it was a sweet old lady.
(20:15):
I still remember what she looks like, just this sweet
old lady. She had pity on me because I clearly
didn't know what I was doing. Oh hit me this,
and I had no idea what I was doing, so
she I don't know how she got away with it.
She essentially just coached me the whole time. No, no,
don't hit that note. Stop there, and I walked away.
I think it was one hundred and twenty dollars richer. Now,
(20:39):
maybe that's a lot of money to you. Maybe it's
not a lot of money too, but I will tell you,
for twenty year old Jesse, I was basically Bill Gates
in that moment, with one hundred and twenty extra dollars
one hundred and twenty one or something. I forget the
number now. But I was I thought, this, this gambling
thing is freaking easy. This is amazing. You just down
(21:00):
and you just make money. And I'm convinced to this
day that God uses my unending stupidity to teach me
valuable lessons, and he often does so through pain, because
that's what stupid Jesse he needs. He needs to feel
pain before he will wake up.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
So on this day.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I kept gambling all night. And of course you know
how it goes. You've seen the movies either you've done
it yourself. You know how it goes. The first one
was so easy, one hundred and twenty bucks. I'm so rich.
But then you're losing, and you start to lose a
little more and lose a little more, and soon you're
soon you've actually lost all the money you'd made already.
(21:43):
But it's no big deal, because of course you just
gonna kind of you're gonna double down on the next hand,
and you'll bet more, and then you'll win it all
back again. Of Course, it was so easy the first time.
Of course it'll get easy. But then, of course you
lose all that money too. And there's one thing they
provide you without question in Las Vegas, and that's ATM machines. Then,
of course, young Jesse, Now I've lost all the money
(22:04):
I had made, And then I lost all the money
i'd started out with, which I think was like forty dollars.
I didn't have any money, and but I just kept
going to the ATM machine and withdrawing money and withdrawing
money and withdrawing money. And by the time the next
morning rolled around, I had not slept, the sun had
come up. My buddies weren't quite ready to go yet
(22:24):
because they were still having fun, and I had lost
the last dollar I had. I walked into Las Vegas
was six hundred dollars in a fake ID and I
lost every single dime of it, and I went out.
I couldn't even bear to be in the casino anymore.
(22:45):
I was so embarrassed at myself. I was so ashamed
with myself. I knew that what like. I didn't even
have the heart to call my dad and tell him
because I knew, I knew how that conversation was going
to go. I was just embarrassed and ashamed beyond belief.
And it was hot, and I didn't even have my
(23:07):
buddy's keys. But I went out and just sat by
his car and just roasted in the Las Vegas desert,
so sick to my stomach, just so sick with embarrassment
and anger that I almost vomited. That's how disgusted with
myself I was. Yeah, I need pain, apparently in order
(23:28):
to learn lessons, I need pain anyway, Jesse, like you,
I'm a firm believer in the social shame system. Now
that trend de Aragua has burgled Travis Kelsey's house, will
you ride by it with me to say you voted
for this? Yeah. Look, I think it's important to continue
to remind the Democrat voter in your life when they
(23:50):
complain about crime, when they complain about Trendy Arragua, when
they complain about this, it's important to remind them they
voted for this. Because the American communist does this all
the time. They divorce themselves. They find a way to
divorce themselves from what they themselves have done. I see
(24:12):
it over and over and over again. Oh my gosh,
I can't believe all the violent crime in the city.
Who'd you vote for every Democrat every time?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So you voted for the George Soros prosecutor who believes
in more violent crime. And now you're shocked, there's fight
what No, that's not.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
What I know it is.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It is Jesse. When do I start talking about the
Anti Communist Manifesto at dinner? It's one of my favorite books.
I have an alleged autograft coffee cop copy. Judging by
the tiny signature, I think it's authentic. That's not very nice.
His name is sal Listen. That should be a central
theme for everyone this year at Thanksgiving, gather with family,
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say a prayer of thanks to God for all of
your blessings, and then, instead of talking about your love
for each other and things like that, talk about the
Anti Communist Manifesto, which is available at Jesse kellybook dot com.
It's such an incredible uniting book. Dear men, you whisper.
(25:15):
This morning I woke up, looked at zero Hedge and
saw a glorious headline. Walmart is Walmart is nuking the
DEI program and swapping it for MEI Merit Excellence and Intelligence.
Welcome home, Walmart. Well, this was a mistake that we made.
Forever on the right, forever the right thought you could
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live and let live your way out of communism forever
we had that. I can't count how many times I've
seen someone on the right say, I don't do boycotts,
We're not like them. Well, if you don't participate, if
you're going to separate yourself from the fight, I don't
do boycotts. Within these big corporations, they're always going to
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follow the path of least resistance. And for years and
years and years, if you're at a big corporation like
Walmart or bud Light or any of these things, and
you have to make a decision, Hey, guys, someone suggested
we do a big rainbow display this year. Well, we'll
put on a bunch of tranny kids stuff and stuff
(26:22):
like that. If we do this, are we going to
get any pushback from the right, Because if we don't
do this, we know the demons on the left, they're
gonna come for us. They'll call us homophobic and they'll
be protesting. But if we do do this, are any
of the normal people on the right are they going
to punish.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Us for this?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
In for years and years and years, that answer was no,
And they knew it. In corporate boardrooms, they knew they
could get away with pushing the most putrid communist crap
and the right wo man. I don't do boycotts, don't.
I don't want to do boy I don't want to
be like them. And we started to develop teeth. Robbie
Starbuck is my buddy. He does this all the time.
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He goes after these corporations, and he's done it so
many times now when they find out he's investigating them,
they will change their policies just so he doesn't blast
them publicly. Hey, we're sorry, we're dropping all that. You've
got to attack communism. You cannot live and let live
your way out of communism. It does not work that way.
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It's an aggressive, demonic religion of aggression. It must be
handled with aggression. One more segment, Hang on. He doesn't
care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a Thanksgiving Eve, I hope before
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we finish up with these ass doctor Jesse emails, I
hope you will treasure your time with family this Thanksgiving.
I am not going to get sack be on you
right now because of my dad. But remember, you never
know which one might be your last one with that
family member, with your mom who can get annoying, with
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your with your dad who, whatever it may be, you
never know which one may be your last one. Treasure
your time with your family. Hold on to it because
none of us last forever. Right, we come and we go. Also,
remember to pray and be thankful to God about blessings
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in your life. And I know it may have been
a brutal year, a brutal season for you. Maybe maybe
you have cancer, maybe you lost a loved one, lost
your job, Maybe you're going bankrupt, so maybe you lost
your girlfriend, your boyfriend. Maybe it's been a season where
you have been kicked around. You still have things to
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be grateful for. And if you can't think of any
of those things, you just need to look more. We
all have blessings, We have so much to be thankful for.
Make sure you bow your head as a family and
pray and thank God for those blessings. It's really really
important to be thankful. All right, All right, let's do
(29:18):
a few more of these before we check out. And
now wait, I'm gonna do one more voicemail.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Goot a question. All this talk about our border Mexico
has been fighting an undeclared war against US for many
years now, having illegals come through our southern borders, sending
drugs across, and being run by cartels. When we send
the people back to their host countries, why don't we
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take them at various places across, you know, along the
border and put them back into Mexico and let Mexico
get them home and deal with the problems that they
have caused for us.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's not a ridiculous suggestion at all. It just doesn't
work out that way internationally. And it's because we feel
a burden for things. We will feel the burden more
than Mexico would. So here's what would happen. One. You
may not like Mexico, and it's understandable because their government
(30:17):
is so corrupt and things like that. I personally I
love Mexico. I've always told you that before. I love
the people, I love the food, I love the music.
I just I like Mexicans. I always have. Really Latin
America in general. I've just always I've liked it. I've
enjoyed it a lot.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's a more masculine culture.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I do enjoy it. But let's always understand, we still
have to maintain a relationship with Mexico. And what would
happen if let's say we gathered up one hundred people
and we just drove across the border and we dropped
them there, said, hey, Mexico, what's your problem? You know
what the Mexicans do? They freaking leave them there? They
(31:00):
would they would they even well, I'm not taking care
of them either, and they'd all just die. Now maybe
you're shrugging your shoulders and saying I don't care. Well,
the international outrage that would cause it was it's hard
to deport people without cooperation of the place. You'd deport
them too. It's one of the things about mass deportation
(31:22):
that people aren't thinking about. And it looks like it
sounds like Trump is going forward with this and I
love it, and it sounds like they're going to try
to do it, and that's wonderful, But there's a problem.
Remember Democrats took over and told the world we were
the new open sewer. Take whatever dumps, whatever dregs in
your society and dump them onto American soil. Lots of
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the people who are here were ejected from their home
country because they weren't wanted, and their home country doesn't
want them back. It's not a bunch of stable, successful
people who hop in a migrant caravan and trek across
(32:08):
Panama trying to get into the United States of America.
It's just not It's people with disastrous home lives, poverty, crime,
and countries view those people as a negative, as a burden,
and so when Democrats open up the country, they happily
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send the dregs of their society over here. It's one
of it's one of Trump's problem with Boukley, the head
of l Salvador. You know how Trump and him, there's
friction there. Part of the reason there's friction, there's very justifiable.
Trump says, hey, yeah, you locked up a lot of
(32:50):
your criminals. You also sent a lot of them here.
It made it better for you. Well, they don't want
them back, and how do you make them take them now?
With Mexico, we have more leverage because Mexico needs us.
With Canada, we have more leverage because Canada needs us.
(33:12):
And I realize on a more extended level, all these
countries need US somewhat. But you take a country like Venezuela,
Venezuela sent the prison gang Trende Arragua here. They are
now just running wild in this country. But we do
not have a good relationship, to put it mildly, with Venezuela.
(33:34):
Venezuela is our enemy very much. So they're doing military
drills with the Ruskies and the Venezuela is our enemy.
How are you gonna get Venezuela to take them back
now when it comes to Trende Aragua and drop them
out of a plane for all I care parachute or not,
but you've got to send them back to Venezuela. How
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do you get them into Venezuela. You can't put them
on a bus. How you're gonna get them into Venezuela. Again,
it's a problem. The Venezuela's not gonna put their hand
up and say, hey, Jesse, I really want that prison
gang back. So you're gonna have to threaten them. There's
gonna You're gonna have to threaten and or bribe a
bunch of people to take back the dregs they dumped
(34:17):
onto the United States of America. It's a mass deportation.
Everyone's saying the right things now, and I'm happy they are.
Don't get me wrong. Mass deportation is an ugly, ugly
bit of business, and it's gonna take some unpacking, all right, now,
I love you. You go enjoy Thanksgiving, be thankful, soak
(34:43):
up time with your family, play board games. Don't chafe
against your father and mother, enjoy your time with them,
and we will reconvene on Monday. I'll be back here,
all right, that's all
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