November 29, 2024 • 34 mins
Jamie Allman fills in for Jesse Kelly and noticed pretty early today that Black Friday just isn't the same as it used to be. Jamie's Thanksgiving. Canadians are pretty crazy and fun, and one of them, Justin Trudeau called Donald Trump quickly after he mentioned his new tariffs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I am Jamie Allman,
pleased in privilege to be filling in for you. I
hope you all had a wonderful, wonderful Thanksgiving, and I'm
looking forward to the brand new year, and football was well.
I have to tell you that I'm a little disappointed
in you, America, because it looks like one of my
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Black Friday traditions came to a complete and abrupt end today.
So normally what happens on a Black Friday is I
wake up, I might finish that half glass of red
wine that my sister in law left on a table
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that I still hadn't cleaned yet, and then I'll pellmel
directly to the Internet, where I will search and watch
trampling videos, shoppers running all over each other over TVs
and talking elmos and things like that. And I'm telling you,
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I looked and looked and looked because I was that
desperate to find some segment of sadness in our society. Still,
I looked all over for it, and I couldn't find
one video, one trampling video. Normally, you go there and
to the Internet, you could find video after video. It's
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usually like the top story on the Drudge Reporter some
nonsense like that, but not one. And I can't figure
out whether or not just people are just happy like
I am. I mean, I really kind of wanted to
be sad because there's something depleting about watching trampling videos.
But I'm gonna have to go back to just celebrating
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and being elated about the Trump election. I was just
I was so happy for the past couple of weeks,
and I was finding some reason to be sad, and
I couldn't find it. So I'm very disappointing because normally
I could find something like somebody causing trouble at a
Walmart and that one. I'm trying to think, well, maybe
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it's because people are peaceful now. Maybe they're happy now.
Maybe there isn't anything to be desperate about, unless, of
course you're Rob Reiner and CNN, MSNBC and maybe Kamala Harris.
But I'm trying to figure out, like what it is.
Maybe it's the Maybe it's the Amazon phenomena. Maybe people
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all just like shop on Amazon now or or order it,
you know, to go to the Target website and order
something for pickup or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Maybe people are just done with that, but I'm not
done with it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I want to see waffle house style fights, just just on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
A Black Friday. But I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So it's either Amazon or people are really super high,
or maybe they were just still watching with mouths agape.
The Kamala Harris and her husband Thanksgiving greeting. Now normally
it's kind of like, well, I get it that people
might be still thinking about you, but I'm wondering why
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you thought maybe it was still relevant for you to
give a Thanksgiving greeting. Now again, I'm not opposed to
Thanksgiving greetings. I think they're sweet and nice. Everybody should.
I Thanksgiving greeted people on.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
My Facebook page, so I can't blame them.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But I'm just wondering whether there's this assumption somehow that
Kamala Harris remains relevant, which she doesn't because she got clobbered.
Oh no, she did win states where you didn't have
to show an ID, so that was promising for her.
But other than that, I'm just trying to figure it out.
And so she goes on with her husband. I kind
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of feel bad a little bit for them. They're in
this dreary room, these weird curtains that look like a
rug and they do have the American flag, which I
have to give him props for that. And Kamala Harris
is wearing her pants suit that she wore the other
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day in the same video where she was obviously inebriated
and talking to donors and talking to the grassroots.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So to speak. Either that or the other day, Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Shot the Thanksgiving video just to get it all out
of the way while the camera was in the whatever
that is, and just did it all at once. So
she's wearing the same clothes she wore in the I'm
Joan Crawford Reincarnated and ineborated video as she's wearing with
her husband as they read a Thanksgiving greedy to you all.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Both everyone, and Happy Thanksgiving today.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
We come together to reflect on what we are thankful
for and to share our appreciation for one another. Surrounded
by family, friends, and those we cherish, We cook our
favorite recipes, we share family stories, serve those in need.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Try that this sounds so excited.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean seriously, and again, here I am cracking on
somebody's Thanksgiving video. Maybe that is the darkness that I
was looking for since I didn't find anybody trampling each
other at Walmart. Now I just have to crack on
somebody's nice, beautifully intended Thanksgiving message.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But I'm like that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And give thanks for our blessings on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We also express our gratitude as a nation for our
service members and their families.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Sacrifice so much to protect our nation and our most
sacred value.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I'm thinking too.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And because again I wasn't distracted by the trampling videos,
I was able to sit and analyze this video and
the timing of it all and her grassroots thing and
everything else, and thinking, Okay, so when did she start drinking?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Was it? Did she drink?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She didn't drink before this, because she looked rather well
put together at this juncture in whatever evening or day
that was.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But then I think maybe.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
After they recorded the video, then she started to like
pound it.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
You know, I just have to remind you, don't you
ever let anybody take your power from you?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And this reminded me by the way, Kamala of you know,
you've ever been to those parties, you know where you
just wander innocently into the kitchen and you're just gonna
grab a beer from the fridge, and in walks this
chick drinking a glass of wine, and her teeth are stained,
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and she's got that little pile up of whatever that
red stuff is in the creases of her mouth on
each side. And she's talking to you and not letting
you get a word in edgewise.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But she's what's to talk to you. I just INSSI
to remind you.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, I gotta go over here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
You have the same power I know that you did
before November fifth, right, and you have the same purpose
that you did, okay, and you have the same ability
to engage and inspire noted.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you so much. It's so good to see you again.
I haven't seen you in a long time. And so
I've got to go because I need to bring this
beer that I just grabbed again another one out of
there an excuse. I got to bring this beer over
to Bob, so I'll see you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
So don't ever let anybody or any circumstance to take
your power from me.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I promise. That's a great color on you. And I've
got to go. By the way.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Speaking of color, so Kamala, and I feel like I'm
kind of beating a dead horse, although I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Really want to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So whatever that brown is, by the way, is maybe
it's like a Thanksgiving brown, but it's really not a
Thanksgiving brown. It's more like a I just mixed water
colors and I put the brown with the black, and
then I added some blue and created a color that
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actually doesn't exist anywhere. And I defy you to find
a pants suit or a sweater or a shirt that
has that same brown color on it. Well, that's enough
beating up on Kalala. I will tell you though. At
Merri Lago, it was a completely different story. And Elon
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Musk was there, and it was a party extraordinary and
guess what it made CNN and the legacy media so
mad that they decided they were going to go right
after Elon Musk. And it is something you've got to
hear for yourself. But it was a party and they
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were dancing in their chairs to YMCA. So a tale
of different attitudes here in the United States of America.
So yeah, it was a fun, fun Thanksgiving in America.
I'll tell you that. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
I'm Jamie Almon, pleased and privileged to be with you the.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I Like It returns next.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Welcome to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
On this beautiful post Thanksgiving Friday, Jamie Alman here, happy
to be with you. And I did in cooking Thanksgiving,
I did violate a rule that normally people who are
grilling should never do. And so I was grilling two turkeys,
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and one of them I did little barbecue. On the
other one, I did a little pineapple stage that I did.
I grew in my garden, all that kind of stuff.
And I love grilling turkey because grilled turkey turns.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Out really, really well, and it's never dry. It's just perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You put a couple of rags or napkins, you know
that you could throw it into the trash, and you
soak them in olive oil and water and you leave
them on the top of the turkeys. And I guarantee
you it works every time. I'll tell you next time.
I'm on the day before Thanksgiving, so you know. But
so I put them on the grill, and I'm so
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ghetto that my grill, you know, every all the little
filaments and all that kind of stuff are all rusted out,
and so it's a nice grill, but it's I need
to take care of it whatever. And so I have
the propane, and I really can't control the fire on
the grill.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
So I could pretend that I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Turning the flame down or doing some thuff like that,
but I really can't because there really isn't any filament
that covers the flag.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
It just kind of comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And so I throw the turkeys on the grill and
then I leave, and at least I left the hood
open a little bit because I figured, well, there's no
way I can come back, and those rags I put
on the top so that they could be on fire
or what have you, and I couldn't afford that. But
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I had to go and check in on my mom.
She's ninety six years old, and so I drove about
ten miles away to go and check in on her.
She was going to be going over to my sisters
for Thanksgiving. You know, sometimes we had to divide and
conquer that kind of thing. So I didn't see her
for Thanksgiving dinner. So I want to make sure I
went over there, and just you know, brought my son over.
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Was home from college from ASU and all that kind
of stuff. And unfortunately, all I could think about while
I was sitting there having my vodka with her was
how I still had two turkeys on the grill.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So it kind of I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I didn't tell her, but it kind of like made
me because I just felt guilty about how I could
possibly I was setting up the possibility of ruining Thanksgiving
by leaving the turkeys on the grill while I go
someplace else.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So I just want to let you know you actually
can do that.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm not quite sure you could do it with a
steak or with a you know, hamburgers, so they wouldn't
recommend that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
But I'm telling you, with turkey or big birds or.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Whatever it is you're cooking, you actually can leave for
a little bit, go do whatever you need to do,
and everything turns out great.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's it's fantastic, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And plus they cook fast so on the grill, and
they cooked a little faster because my grill is ghetto,
and I will take care of it.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So it's just a bunch of flames, that's all. It was,
all right.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Meanwhile, while I was doing all that at marri A Lago, Oh, President.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Trump and the team were having fun, including Elon Musk.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Both of you about some video. If you haven't seen
this video yet of.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Eel captured this video. We found this video on the
Internet of people having fun, said Jim Accuss.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Ron Musk getting chummy with Donald Trump at mar A Lago.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
For listen, Elon Musk is already chummy with Donald Trump.
He does need to get chummy with Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Just a correction thanks Giving.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
They were apparently dancing in their chairs.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
To why am they were dancing in their chairs? You're
like in a medium where you use video and you
can see it. So when you say apparently dancing in
their chairs, there's not one human being watching that video
that does not know they are actually really dancing in
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their chair. Well, they're allegedly dancing in their chair, says
Jim Acosta. It's like, no, they're actually they are dancing
in their chairs. Because you have two eyes.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
And you know there's Baron Trump next to the President elect.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That there's by the way, Baron Trump is amazing. I
don't know whether you guys kind of know the backstory
of Baron Trump and his friend Bow And apparently Baron
Trump and Bo were instrumental in getting DJT to go
on all these podcasts like the NLK Brothers.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And Joe Rogan and some other places.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Jd Vance also just rocked it out when he went
on these rather itinerant podcast But that's where people are
getting their news. I mean, no one that I know.
I have five kids thirty four to fourteen.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
They do not.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Watch CBS and NBC news. They get everything. They do podcasts,
they do all this kind of stuff. And so it
was Baron, who, by the way, is about seven feet tall.
I predicted, even though I got a three ninety in
math on my SAT, I did predict that by the
end of Trump's term, Baron may well be about twenty
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three feet tall by that time. By my calculations, he
could be that way. But he and his friend Bo
Louden were apparently the main thrust and impetus behind President Trump,
not only loosening up a little bit because he did,
but also exposing himself and being exposed in many of
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these avenues where young people existed and where they get
a lot of their information. And so Baron is going
to be a pretty big deal and was a pretty
big deal for the Trump election and President Trump listens
to him him too, and i'd recommend, you know, if
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your kid's twenty, I'd listened to him as.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Musk right next to him in his ex sweater I
think in a blazer. But you know, Tara, I mean
this does raise a lot of questions about what Elon
Musk's role will be in this incoming administration.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You don't know yet, you don't know yet. It's get
along a little dogie. That's how it's all gonna work.
He and Vivek are going to slice and dice. And
also Elon Musk has pledged his bazillions to primary anybody
who doesn't cooperate with the make America Great to get agenda,
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Republicans mostly, and so he's money bags and he's having
fun and see it in US.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Just this week, he has been targeting federal employees. On
X he has been going after people like Colonel Alexander Vinman,
accusing him of treason.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The other well, he did commit treason. So yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Gonna go back in time just for a second, because
this Christmas tree reception at the White House totally tone deaf.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
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Speaker 1 (17:08):
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Speaker 2 (17:17):
Happy Post, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, everyone, This is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Jamie Allman really honored to be fillyan for my buddy Jesse.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And I gotta tell you, I feel really nitpicky, and
I feel like this isn't the time to be that way.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I mean, things are happening and they're just walking right
into my spider web.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I'm trying to be positive. I should be just.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Taking gummies and I should be mortgaging my house for
crypto and all that kind of stuff, But instead I'm
watching these videos. So I'm watching the Kamala Harris Thanksgiving
message and deconstructing it like she's.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I'm like, why is she wearing that? Was this before
she was drunk? Or was this after she was drunk?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Like I should be busying myself with more positive kinds
of activities and so.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
But but I can't help it because it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I mean, these people are doing things and I'm thinking,
are you really doing that?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Are you really saying that?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And I'm thinking, well, I have to react to it
because this is impossible to believe that you're doing this,
and so yeah, like, oh really, you're going to start
to deconstruct the Christmas the White House Christmas tree presentation.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Well, yeah, because it's not my fault that this happened.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
This beautiful Fraser fur was grown at the Cartner's Christmas
Tree Farm, where the Carter family has been growing trees
for more than sixty years, and their farm is nestled
in the Blue Rich Mountains of North Carolina region that
was recently devastated by Hurricane Helene. The Cartner family lost
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thousands of trees in the storm, but this one remained standing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, that tree that currently is in a wagon, cut
down and basically on its way to death after it's decorated,
was one of the last trees standing on the farm
after Hurricane Helene.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
And you cut it down. Now hopefully you didn't name it.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
And they named it tremendous.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh my goodness, so you named it before then you
killed it and cut it down. And I'm thinking to myself, Okay,
the White House Christmas Tree normally is like a happy thing.
It should be a happy thing, unless it's Malania's White
House Christmas Tree. Then they're seeing Nazi symbols in ornaments.
But other than that, I'm thinking, wait a minute, So
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you had in your grass the last Christmas tree. Like,
if I am them, like, I would be a it's
so tone deaf, it's not even funny. So if i'm them,
I would be decorating the Of course they hate North
Carolina is now.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Because they voted for Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But I'm not quite sure Jill and Joe are all
that mad about that, to tell you the truth.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That's another story for another day.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
But so if I'm you and I'm doing a great thing,
I'm going to decorate. So if I were like the
Comms director of the Biden administration, I'd be doing this.
Here's what you should do. It's a last remaining tree
in North Carolina on this farm. And if I'm you,
I'm decorating that tree and calling that the White House
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Christmas tree. I'm decorating in North Carolina as a sign
of my magnanimity and love of North Carolina and love
of this country.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Instead what they do.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's the last tree standing, or one of them, and
they cut it down, but not before naming it. And
I'm thinking to myself, all right, So I've always wondered.
When I'm not wondering about a thousand other things every day,
I've always wondered, Like they talk about aliens and spaceships
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and things like that, It's like, if there were aliens
in spaceships, why don't they ever land?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Like, why don't they ever come?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I know there's stories about people being abducted and kidnapped,
but there's never really any proof of that. So I'm
trying to figure out, like, well, i know what's happening here.
Aliens are like circling the earth, and they're seeing things
like this, and they're also seeing like pictures of people.
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Every once in a while. They're on a boat dock,
you know, and it's a giant squid and they're boasting
that this squid is seven hundred years old. It's the
largest squid that we've ever seen in history, and we have.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It now on a hook.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And I'm thinking, if I'm an alien, I'm thinking, I'm
not gonna land here because I know what you're gonna
do to me. You're gonna put me on a hook
or whatever, You're gonna cut, kill me or enslave me,
and I'm not stopping here.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
So now you know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think I think you know through this the answer
as to why aliens have never landed here, because they
know because they could see and they could pick up
on what people like Jill Biden others are throwing down.
They're like, I don't know, I wouldn't land there if
I were you. They might you know, they might kill
you or put you on a hook and take pictures
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with you. And they're like, no, we're not gonna do that,
you know. So what happens here is that people don't
even understand when they see this, like what you.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
How do you not know what you're saying? Like I
love Christmas trees.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I saw a bunch of people today, you know, with
the Christmas trees on the top of their cars, and
it's like, oh, it's you know, Friday after Thanksgiving, our
traditional day of picking up the tree.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I get it. You cut them down, you grow them
to cut them down. I get that.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But especially since they're also environmentalists, right, they also argue
so green, they're so into the green, and yet a
tree that survives a hurricane is cut down for Christmas
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and it's a tree.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I thought you guys love trees.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I thought actually we used to call you tree huggers
or whatever else it is. But then we realize you're
not really tree huggers when it comes to your carbon offsets.
You decide to plant trees like in Africa, but you
plant them in places where they should be growing corn
and food for people, but you're planting trees instead out
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of your guilt and whatever else it is.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So again you're probably.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Thinking, man, you're really overthinking things today. Man, You're like, really,
but this is significant and maybe it's not as significant
to you, but I understand that. I get it. But
still this was so egregious and to have this poor tree,
the last who survived it survived the the hurricane, and
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you decided, well, I'm gonna cut it down and put
in my living room. That's what I'm gonna do, and
we're going to decorate it whatever. And that was the thing.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
That was so for the extraordinary hope that it represents.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, but how do you say hope like when you
don't understand that the significance of the tree surviving the
hurricane actually is an emblem of hope and you cut
it down. It's like, I don't even I can't even
get my arms around that one, it's.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
An honor to be here today with Congresswoman Virginia Fox.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, whatever and so, and then not to mention the
fact that it would be an homage to the survival
of the North Carolinians and the moxie of the North
Carolinians who survived just like the tree. Some of them
are living intents, but FEMA is ignoring them. And some
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of them had Trump supporter signs and FEMA ignored them too,
So I guess it kind of follows with the whole
trajectory of their view of things and their view of life.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
That yeah. Crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
So now, by the way, I'm seeing on the internet
as well, the fact that after Trump's inauguration, six planets
are going to be aligned in the sky. And I'm
thinking to myself, Okay, well, don't take that too far,
because you know why the planets are aligned to the sky, right,
And as much as I love Donald Trump, I got
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news for them. The planets are aligned in the sky
because of God and not Trump. Let's not take it
too far. Like I'm having the time of my life
enjoying this election and Trump's Grover Cleveland pull off, but
I would just I would just keep quiet about the
whole Trump was elected and therefore the planets are aligned
to the sky. It's like that was planned a long
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time ago by the one and only all Right. In Canada,
they are crazy people in Ontario. One town it gets
fined for not flying the lgbt Q flag, and I'll
have that for you straight ahead of here. This is
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Jesse Kelly Show and I'm Jamie Almen.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
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Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, one scotch, one whiskey, one beer. I know it's
not the song, but the same guy. And I think
I had all that on Thanksgiving. It was fantastic. I
hope you guys had a great one too. This is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Jamie Alman really happy to be
with you today. So this is crazy Canada, you know
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is I don't know. I know a lot of Canadians.
I don't know a lot of them, but I but
Canadians are actually pretty cool people generally when you meet them.
But for whatever reason, collectively, Canadians are crazy. And Trudeau's
a nut. And every time I mentioned Trudeau's name, they're like,
you know, he looks just like Castro. He's Castro's son.
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If you shave the beard off, he looks, and I go,
I know, but I can't think about that.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I'm not gonna look up Castro without a beard.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And Trudeau because I'm busy looking up videos of tramplings
on Black Friday that I didn't see, and so my
time was really occupied on the internet. I couldn't really
do that. But anyway, Canada is nuts, and you know
during COVID they went crazy arresting ministers and people who
kept their churches open. And Trudeau's a total piglet. And
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although he did respond a little bit to Trump's tariff threat,
which I think was a good one and I love
the tariff idea, and that he called him like right away, Well, no,
it turns out like ninety seven percent of the people
arrested for terror related charges as illegals are coming through Canada,
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not Mexico. Anyway, this small world Canadian township of Emo,
and this is coming to my from my friends right part.
And it's funny how that it's the town is called Emo,
which if you have kids or younger kids or teenage kids,
you know what Emo is. It's like kind of like
(29:12):
these empathetic, you know, emo nosering type of black fingernail
type of kids.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You know, I get it.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
But it's funny how this town of Emo is very
very much unlike any stereotype you would think of an EMO. Anyway,
they're being ordered by the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal to
pay damages for failing to proclaim Pride Month, and they
(29:43):
were instructed to back in twenty twenty. So this group
called Borderland Pride. Now, by the way, so I also
know a lot of gay people and love a lot
of gay people, and I guarantee you this isn't gay like,
this isn't what gay people do.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Gay people.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
As a majority in terms of who they are, they
don't want to sue people who don't make cakes for
their solemnities.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
They don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
They're nice people, they oftentimes have a lot of money
for whatever reason, and they're productive citizens and they don't
want to mess with people on a near constant basis.
So it's only really the activist weirdos that want to
harass people and force them to do things that they
(30:36):
want them to do. So this group, Borderline Pride told Emo, Hey,
here's what you need to do. You need to declare
June as Pride month, and you have to fly this
LGBTQ two rainbow flag for a week of your choosing.
(30:58):
I am not kidding you happened. They also wanted the
town of Emo to email us a copy of your
proclamation or resolution once adopted and signed. This is crazy.
So the Emo township said, hey, you know what, you
(31:19):
guys can pound sand as far as we're concerned. And
so then there was this big arbitration process in the
Canadian courts and everything else, and then ultimately the tribunal
ruled against the township and they ruled that borderland pride.
They gave him fifteen grand and ten thousand dollars coming
(31:43):
from the township itself, and then five thousand dollars coming
from the mayor of Emo, like out of his own pocket.
This is this is unbelievable. And so this is also
crazy because the town doesn't have a flagpole. So it's
(32:05):
it's this poor town. It's it's a.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Town of.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
One thousand, three hundred and thirty three people and it
does not have a flagpole, which I would encourage it
to get to fly the American flag whatever. But this
court ruled that they are in violation of the dictum
from this borderline they sued and everything else. And then
(32:32):
on top of that, you have to these people have
to go and participate the EMO, like city council and
the mayor have to go and participate in the Human
Rights Code re education camp. So you have to like
do this course to give you some kind of primmer
(32:58):
on human rights. And I'm thinking to myself, well, there
are no human rights apparently among the individuals in EMO,
the government.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
People who are like, well, we don't really have a flagpool.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I don't know what you want us to do, Like,
we can't really do this, so I don't know why
you're making us do this. But it's all because of
Trudeau and his pushing this LGBTQ two agenda. And I'm
here to tell you that the reality is most people
even transgendered. You know that they told that lying story
(33:36):
about Trump kicking fifteen thousand transgendered military members out of
the military.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
It was a.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Complete and total lie told by a British publication and
it absolutely is untrue. And there are fifty if there
are fifteen thousand transgender people in the military. Thank you
for your service. You're amazing. I think it's awesome that
you're doing that, and I applaud your service to our country.
But Trump never intended to kick them out. The reality is,
(34:04):
these activists are causing so many problems that I think
even the LGBTQ two community would never really engage in
in real life. But the activists are always the crazy ones,
and so that's how that's how we kind of get
to that. All right, coming up one of my absolute
(34:26):
favorite Trump appointments. You might not have heard about it yet,
but I'll tell you about it. This is Jesse Kelly Show.
I'm Jamie Allman.
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I am Jamie Allman,
pleased in privilege to be filling in for you. I
hope you all had a wonderful, wonderful Thanksgiving, and I'm
looking forward to the brand new year, and football was well.
I have to tell you that I'm a little disappointed
in you, America, because it looks like one of my
(00:25):
Black Friday traditions came to a complete and abrupt end today.
So normally what happens on a Black Friday is I
wake up, I might finish that half glass of red
wine that my sister in law left on a table
(00:46):
that I still hadn't cleaned yet, and then I'll pellmel
directly to the Internet, where I will search and watch
trampling videos, shoppers running all over each other over TVs
and talking elmos and things like that. And I'm telling you,
(01:08):
I looked and looked and looked because I was that
desperate to find some segment of sadness in our society. Still,
I looked all over for it, and I couldn't find
one video, one trampling video. Normally, you go there and
to the Internet, you could find video after video. It's
(01:29):
usually like the top story on the Drudge Reporter some
nonsense like that, but not one. And I can't figure
out whether or not just people are just happy like
I am. I mean, I really kind of wanted to
be sad because there's something depleting about watching trampling videos.
But I'm gonna have to go back to just celebrating
(01:51):
and being elated about the Trump election. I was just
I was so happy for the past couple of weeks,
and I was finding some reason to be sad, and
I couldn't find it. So I'm very disappointing because normally
I could find something like somebody causing trouble at a
Walmart and that one. I'm trying to think, well, maybe
(02:14):
it's because people are peaceful now. Maybe they're happy now.
Maybe there isn't anything to be desperate about, unless, of
course you're Rob Reiner and CNN, MSNBC and maybe Kamala Harris.
But I'm trying to figure out, like what it is.
Maybe it's the Maybe it's the Amazon phenomena. Maybe people
(02:37):
all just like shop on Amazon now or or order it,
you know, to go to the Target website and order
something for pickup or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Maybe people are just done with that, but I'm not
done with it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I want to see waffle house style fights, just just on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
A Black Friday. But I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So it's either Amazon or people are really super high,
or maybe they were just still watching with mouths agape.
The Kamala Harris and her husband Thanksgiving greeting. Now normally
it's kind of like, well, I get it that people
might be still thinking about you, but I'm wondering why
(03:19):
you thought maybe it was still relevant for you to
give a Thanksgiving greeting. Now again, I'm not opposed to
Thanksgiving greetings. I think they're sweet and nice. Everybody should.
I Thanksgiving greeted people on.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
My Facebook page, so I can't blame them.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But I'm just wondering whether there's this assumption somehow that
Kamala Harris remains relevant, which she doesn't because she got clobbered.
Oh no, she did win states where you didn't have
to show an ID, so that was promising for her.
But other than that, I'm just trying to figure it out.
And so she goes on with her husband. I kind
(03:57):
of feel bad a little bit for them. They're in
this dreary room, these weird curtains that look like a
rug and they do have the American flag, which I
have to give him props for that. And Kamala Harris
is wearing her pants suit that she wore the other
(04:17):
day in the same video where she was obviously inebriated
and talking to donors and talking to the grassroots.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So to speak. Either that or the other day, Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Shot the Thanksgiving video just to get it all out
of the way while the camera was in the whatever
that is, and just did it all at once. So
she's wearing the same clothes she wore in the I'm
Joan Crawford Reincarnated and ineborated video as she's wearing with
her husband as they read a Thanksgiving greedy to you all.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Both everyone, and Happy Thanksgiving today.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
We come together to reflect on what we are thankful
for and to share our appreciation for one another. Surrounded
by family, friends, and those we cherish, We cook our
favorite recipes, we share family stories, serve those in need.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Try that this sounds so excited.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean seriously, and again, here I am cracking on
somebody's Thanksgiving video. Maybe that is the darkness that I
was looking for since I didn't find anybody trampling each
other at Walmart. Now I just have to crack on
somebody's nice, beautifully intended Thanksgiving message.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But I'm like that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And give thanks for our blessings on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We also express our gratitude as a nation for our
service members and their families.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Sacrifice so much to protect our nation and our most
sacred value.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I'm thinking too.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And because again I wasn't distracted by the trampling videos,
I was able to sit and analyze this video and
the timing of it all and her grassroots thing and
everything else, and thinking, Okay, so when did she start drinking?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Was it? Did she drink?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She didn't drink before this, because she looked rather well
put together at this juncture in whatever evening or day
that was.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But then I think maybe.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
After they recorded the video, then she started to like
pound it.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
You know, I just have to remind you, don't you
ever let anybody take your power from you?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And this reminded me by the way, Kamala of you know,
you've ever been to those parties, you know where you
just wander innocently into the kitchen and you're just gonna
grab a beer from the fridge, and in walks this
chick drinking a glass of wine, and her teeth are stained,
(07:04):
and she's got that little pile up of whatever that
red stuff is in the creases of her mouth on
each side. And she's talking to you and not letting
you get a word in edgewise.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But she's what's to talk to you. I just INSSI
to remind you.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, I gotta go over here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
You have the same power I know that you did
before November fifth, right, and you have the same purpose
that you did, okay, and you have the same ability
to engage and inspire noted.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you so much. It's so good to see you again.
I haven't seen you in a long time. And so
I've got to go because I need to bring this
beer that I just grabbed again another one out of
there an excuse. I got to bring this beer over
to Bob, so I'll see you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
So don't ever let anybody or any circumstance to take
your power from me.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I promise. That's a great color on you. And I've
got to go. By the way.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Speaking of color, so Kamala, and I feel like I'm
kind of beating a dead horse, although I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Really want to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So whatever that brown is, by the way, is maybe
it's like a Thanksgiving brown, but it's really not a
Thanksgiving brown. It's more like a I just mixed water
colors and I put the brown with the black, and
then I added some blue and created a color that
(08:34):
actually doesn't exist anywhere. And I defy you to find
a pants suit or a sweater or a shirt that
has that same brown color on it. Well, that's enough
beating up on Kalala. I will tell you though. At
Merri Lago, it was a completely different story. And Elon
(08:55):
Musk was there, and it was a party extraordinary and
guess what it made CNN and the legacy media so
mad that they decided they were going to go right
after Elon Musk. And it is something you've got to
hear for yourself. But it was a party and they
(09:16):
were dancing in their chairs to YMCA. So a tale
of different attitudes here in the United States of America.
So yeah, it was a fun, fun Thanksgiving in America.
I'll tell you that. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
I'm Jamie Almon, pleased and privileged to be with you the.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I Like It returns next.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Welcome to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
On this beautiful post Thanksgiving Friday, Jamie Alman here, happy
to be with you. And I did in cooking Thanksgiving,
I did violate a rule that normally people who are
grilling should never do. And so I was grilling two turkeys,
(10:05):
and one of them I did little barbecue. On the
other one, I did a little pineapple stage that I did.
I grew in my garden, all that kind of stuff.
And I love grilling turkey because grilled turkey turns.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Out really, really well, and it's never dry. It's just perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You put a couple of rags or napkins, you know
that you could throw it into the trash, and you
soak them in olive oil and water and you leave
them on the top of the turkeys. And I guarantee
you it works every time. I'll tell you next time.
I'm on the day before Thanksgiving, so you know. But
so I put them on the grill, and I'm so
(10:43):
ghetto that my grill, you know, every all the little
filaments and all that kind of stuff are all rusted out,
and so it's a nice grill, but it's I need
to take care of it whatever. And so I have
the propane, and I really can't control the fire on
the grill.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
So I could pretend that I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Turning the flame down or doing some thuff like that,
but I really can't because there really isn't any filament
that covers the flag.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
It just kind of comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And so I throw the turkeys on the grill and
then I leave, and at least I left the hood
open a little bit because I figured, well, there's no
way I can come back, and those rags I put
on the top so that they could be on fire
or what have you, and I couldn't afford that. But
(11:34):
I had to go and check in on my mom.
She's ninety six years old, and so I drove about
ten miles away to go and check in on her.
She was going to be going over to my sisters
for Thanksgiving. You know, sometimes we had to divide and
conquer that kind of thing. So I didn't see her
for Thanksgiving dinner. So I want to make sure I
went over there, and just you know, brought my son over.
(11:56):
Was home from college from ASU and all that kind
of stuff. And unfortunately, all I could think about while
I was sitting there having my vodka with her was
how I still had two turkeys on the grill.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So it kind of I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I didn't tell her, but it kind of like made
me because I just felt guilty about how I could
possibly I was setting up the possibility of ruining Thanksgiving
by leaving the turkeys on the grill while I go
someplace else.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So I just want to let you know you actually
can do that.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm not quite sure you could do it with a
steak or with a you know, hamburgers, so they wouldn't
recommend that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
But I'm telling you, with turkey or big birds or.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Whatever it is you're cooking, you actually can leave for
a little bit, go do whatever you need to do,
and everything turns out great.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's it's fantastic, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And plus they cook fast so on the grill, and
they cooked a little faster because my grill is ghetto,
and I will take care of it.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So it's just a bunch of flames, that's all. It was,
all right.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Meanwhile, while I was doing all that at marri A Lago, Oh, President.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Trump and the team were having fun, including Elon Musk.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Both of you about some video. If you haven't seen
this video yet of.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Eel captured this video. We found this video on the
Internet of people having fun, said Jim Accuss.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Ron Musk getting chummy with Donald Trump at mar A Lago.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
For listen, Elon Musk is already chummy with Donald Trump.
He does need to get chummy with Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Just a correction thanks Giving.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
They were apparently dancing in their chairs.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
To why am they were dancing in their chairs? You're
like in a medium where you use video and you
can see it. So when you say apparently dancing in
their chairs, there's not one human being watching that video
that does not know they are actually really dancing in
(14:01):
their chair. Well, they're allegedly dancing in their chair, says
Jim Acosta. It's like, no, they're actually they are dancing
in their chairs. Because you have two eyes.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
And you know there's Baron Trump next to the President elect.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That there's by the way, Baron Trump is amazing. I
don't know whether you guys kind of know the backstory
of Baron Trump and his friend Bow And apparently Baron
Trump and Bo were instrumental in getting DJT to go
on all these podcasts like the NLK Brothers.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And Joe Rogan and some other places.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Jd Vance also just rocked it out when he went
on these rather itinerant podcast But that's where people are
getting their news. I mean, no one that I know.
I have five kids thirty four to fourteen.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
They do not.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Watch CBS and NBC news. They get everything. They do podcasts,
they do all this kind of stuff. And so it
was Baron, who, by the way, is about seven feet tall.
I predicted, even though I got a three ninety in
math on my SAT, I did predict that by the
end of Trump's term, Baron may well be about twenty
(15:20):
three feet tall by that time. By my calculations, he
could be that way. But he and his friend Bo
Louden were apparently the main thrust and impetus behind President Trump,
not only loosening up a little bit because he did,
but also exposing himself and being exposed in many of
(15:42):
these avenues where young people existed and where they get
a lot of their information. And so Baron is going
to be a pretty big deal and was a pretty
big deal for the Trump election and President Trump listens
to him him too, and i'd recommend, you know, if
(16:03):
your kid's twenty, I'd listened to him as.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Musk right next to him in his ex sweater I
think in a blazer. But you know, Tara, I mean
this does raise a lot of questions about what Elon
Musk's role will be in this incoming administration.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You don't know yet, you don't know yet. It's get
along a little dogie. That's how it's all gonna work.
He and Vivek are going to slice and dice. And
also Elon Musk has pledged his bazillions to primary anybody
who doesn't cooperate with the make America Great to get agenda,
(16:39):
Republicans mostly, and so he's money bags and he's having
fun and see it in US.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Just this week, he has been targeting federal employees. On
X he has been going after people like Colonel Alexander Vinman,
accusing him of treason.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The other well, he did commit treason. So yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Gonna go back in time just for a second, because
this Christmas tree reception at the White House totally tone deaf.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It straight ahead on the Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
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Speaker 2 (17:17):
Happy Post, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, everyone, This is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Jamie Allman really honored to be fillyan for my buddy Jesse.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
And I gotta tell you, I feel really nitpicky, and
I feel like this isn't the time to be that way.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I mean, things are happening and they're just walking right
into my spider web.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I'm trying to be positive. I should be just.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Taking gummies and I should be mortgaging my house for
crypto and all that kind of stuff, But instead I'm
watching these videos. So I'm watching the Kamala Harris Thanksgiving
message and deconstructing it like she's.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I'm like, why is she wearing that? Was this before
she was drunk? Or was this after she was drunk?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Like I should be busying myself with more positive kinds
of activities and so.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
But but I can't help it because it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I mean, these people are doing things and I'm thinking,
are you really doing that?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Are you really saying that?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And I'm thinking, well, I have to react to it
because this is impossible to believe that you're doing this,
and so yeah, like, oh really, you're going to start
to deconstruct the Christmas the White House Christmas tree presentation.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Well, yeah, because it's not my fault that this happened.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
This beautiful Fraser fur was grown at the Cartner's Christmas
Tree Farm, where the Carter family has been growing trees
for more than sixty years, and their farm is nestled
in the Blue Rich Mountains of North Carolina region that
was recently devastated by Hurricane Helene. The Cartner family lost
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thousands of trees in the storm, but this one remained standing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, that tree that currently is in a wagon, cut
down and basically on its way to death after it's decorated,
was one of the last trees standing on the farm
after Hurricane Helene.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
And you cut it down. Now hopefully you didn't name it.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
And they named it tremendous.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh my goodness, so you named it before then you
killed it and cut it down. And I'm thinking to myself, Okay,
the White House Christmas Tree normally is like a happy thing.
It should be a happy thing, unless it's Malania's White
House Christmas Tree. Then they're seeing Nazi symbols in ornaments.
But other than that, I'm thinking, wait a minute, So
(20:05):
you had in your grass the last Christmas tree. Like,
if I am them, like, I would be a it's
so tone deaf, it's not even funny. So if i'm them,
I would be decorating the Of course they hate North
Carolina is now.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Because they voted for Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But I'm not quite sure Jill and Joe are all
that mad about that, to tell you the truth.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That's another story for another day.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
But so if I'm you and I'm doing a great thing,
I'm going to decorate. So if I were like the
Comms director of the Biden administration, I'd be doing this.
Here's what you should do. It's a last remaining tree
in North Carolina on this farm. And if I'm you,
I'm decorating that tree and calling that the White House
(20:54):
Christmas tree. I'm decorating in North Carolina as a sign
of my magnanimity and love of North Carolina and love
of this country.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Instead what they do.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's the last tree standing, or one of them, and
they cut it down, but not before naming it. And
I'm thinking to myself, all right, So I've always wondered.
When I'm not wondering about a thousand other things every day,
I've always wondered, Like they talk about aliens and spaceships
(21:26):
and things like that, It's like, if there were aliens
in spaceships, why don't they ever land?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Like, why don't they ever come?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I know there's stories about people being abducted and kidnapped,
but there's never really any proof of that. So I'm
trying to figure out, like, well, i know what's happening here.
Aliens are like circling the earth, and they're seeing things
like this, and they're also seeing like pictures of people.
(21:54):
Every once in a while. They're on a boat dock,
you know, and it's a giant squid and they're boasting
that this squid is seven hundred years old. It's the
largest squid that we've ever seen in history, and we have.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It now on a hook.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And I'm thinking, if I'm an alien, I'm thinking, I'm
not gonna land here because I know what you're gonna
do to me. You're gonna put me on a hook
or whatever, You're gonna cut, kill me or enslave me,
and I'm not stopping here.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
So now you know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think I think you know through this the answer
as to why aliens have never landed here, because they
know because they could see and they could pick up
on what people like Jill Biden others are throwing down.
They're like, I don't know, I wouldn't land there if
I were you. They might you know, they might kill
you or put you on a hook and take pictures
(22:54):
with you. And they're like, no, we're not gonna do that,
you know. So what happens here is that people don't
even understand when they see this, like what you.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
How do you not know what you're saying? Like I
love Christmas trees.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I saw a bunch of people today, you know, with
the Christmas trees on the top of their cars, and
it's like, oh, it's you know, Friday after Thanksgiving, our
traditional day of picking up the tree.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I get it. You cut them down, you grow them
to cut them down. I get that.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But especially since they're also environmentalists, right, they also argue
so green, they're so into the green, and yet a
tree that survives a hurricane is cut down for Christmas
(23:45):
and it's a tree.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I thought you guys love trees.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I thought actually we used to call you tree huggers
or whatever else it is. But then we realize you're
not really tree huggers when it comes to your carbon offsets.
You decide to plant trees like in Africa, but you
plant them in places where they should be growing corn
and food for people, but you're planting trees instead out
(24:11):
of your guilt and whatever else it is.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
So again you're probably.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Thinking, man, you're really overthinking things today. Man, You're like, really,
but this is significant and maybe it's not as significant
to you, but I understand that. I get it. But
still this was so egregious and to have this poor tree,
the last who survived it survived the the hurricane, and
(24:42):
you decided, well, I'm gonna cut it down and put
in my living room. That's what I'm gonna do, and
we're going to decorate it whatever. And that was the thing.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
That was so for the extraordinary hope that it represents.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, but how do you say hope like when you
don't understand that the significance of the tree surviving the
hurricane actually is an emblem of hope and you cut
it down. It's like, I don't even I can't even
get my arms around that one, it's.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
An honor to be here today with Congresswoman Virginia Fox.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, whatever and so, and then not to mention the
fact that it would be an homage to the survival
of the North Carolinians and the moxie of the North
Carolinians who survived just like the tree. Some of them
are living intents, but FEMA is ignoring them. And some
(25:40):
of them had Trump supporter signs and FEMA ignored them too,
So I guess it kind of follows with the whole
trajectory of their view of things and their view of life.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
That yeah. Crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
So now, by the way, I'm seeing on the internet
as well, the fact that after Trump's inauguration, six planets
are going to be aligned in the sky. And I'm
thinking to myself, Okay, well, don't take that too far,
because you know why the planets are aligned to the sky, right,
And as much as I love Donald Trump, I got
(26:16):
news for them. The planets are aligned in the sky
because of God and not Trump. Let's not take it
too far. Like I'm having the time of my life
enjoying this election and Trump's Grover Cleveland pull off, but
I would just I would just keep quiet about the
whole Trump was elected and therefore the planets are aligned
to the sky. It's like that was planned a long
(26:39):
time ago by the one and only all Right. In Canada,
they are crazy people in Ontario. One town it gets
fined for not flying the lgbt Q flag, and I'll
have that for you straight ahead of here. This is
(26:59):
Jesse Kelly Show and I'm Jamie Almen.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Feeling a little stocky. Follow lunch and subscribe on social
at Jesse Kelly DC.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, one scotch, one whiskey, one beer. I know it's
not the song, but the same guy. And I think
I had all that on Thanksgiving. It was fantastic. I
hope you guys had a great one too. This is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Jamie Alman really happy to be
with you today. So this is crazy Canada, you know
(27:32):
is I don't know. I know a lot of Canadians.
I don't know a lot of them, but I but
Canadians are actually pretty cool people generally when you meet them.
But for whatever reason, collectively, Canadians are crazy. And Trudeau's
a nut. And every time I mentioned Trudeau's name, they're like,
you know, he looks just like Castro. He's Castro's son.
(27:53):
If you shave the beard off, he looks, and I go,
I know, but I can't think about that.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I'm not gonna look up Castro without a beard.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And Trudeau because I'm busy looking up videos of tramplings
on Black Friday that I didn't see, and so my
time was really occupied on the internet. I couldn't really
do that. But anyway, Canada is nuts, and you know
during COVID they went crazy arresting ministers and people who
kept their churches open. And Trudeau's a total piglet. And
(28:28):
although he did respond a little bit to Trump's tariff threat,
which I think was a good one and I love
the tariff idea, and that he called him like right away, Well, no,
it turns out like ninety seven percent of the people
arrested for terror related charges as illegals are coming through Canada,
(28:50):
not Mexico. Anyway, this small world Canadian township of Emo,
and this is coming to my from my friends right part.
And it's funny how that it's the town is called Emo,
which if you have kids or younger kids or teenage kids,
you know what Emo is. It's like kind of like
(29:12):
these empathetic, you know, emo nosering type of black fingernail
type of kids.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You know, I get it.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
But it's funny how this town of Emo is very
very much unlike any stereotype you would think of an EMO. Anyway,
they're being ordered by the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal to
pay damages for failing to proclaim Pride Month, and they
(29:43):
were instructed to back in twenty twenty. So this group
called Borderland Pride. Now, by the way, so I also
know a lot of gay people and love a lot
of gay people, and I guarantee you this isn't gay like,
this isn't what gay people do.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Gay people.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
As a majority in terms of who they are, they
don't want to sue people who don't make cakes for
their solemnities.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
They don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
They're nice people, they oftentimes have a lot of money
for whatever reason, and they're productive citizens and they don't
want to mess with people on a near constant basis.
So it's only really the activist weirdos that want to
harass people and force them to do things that they
(30:36):
want them to do. So this group, Borderline Pride told Emo, Hey,
here's what you need to do. You need to declare
June as Pride month, and you have to fly this
LGBTQ two rainbow flag for a week of your choosing.
(30:58):
I am not kidding you happened. They also wanted the
town of Emo to email us a copy of your
proclamation or resolution once adopted and signed. This is crazy.
So the Emo township said, hey, you know what, you
(31:19):
guys can pound sand as far as we're concerned. And
so then there was this big arbitration process in the
Canadian courts and everything else, and then ultimately the tribunal
ruled against the township and they ruled that borderland pride.
They gave him fifteen grand and ten thousand dollars coming
(31:43):
from the township itself, and then five thousand dollars coming
from the mayor of Emo, like out of his own pocket.
This is this is unbelievable. And so this is also
crazy because the town doesn't have a flagpole. So it's
(32:05):
it's this poor town. It's it's a.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Town of.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
One thousand, three hundred and thirty three people and it
does not have a flagpole, which I would encourage it
to get to fly the American flag whatever. But this
court ruled that they are in violation of the dictum
from this borderline they sued and everything else. And then
(32:32):
on top of that, you have to these people have
to go and participate the EMO, like city council and
the mayor have to go and participate in the Human
Rights Code re education camp. So you have to like
do this course to give you some kind of primmer
(32:58):
on human rights. And I'm thinking to myself, well, there
are no human rights apparently among the individuals in EMO,
the government.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
People who are like, well, we don't really have a flagpool.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I don't know what you want us to do, Like,
we can't really do this, so I don't know why
you're making us do this. But it's all because of
Trudeau and his pushing this LGBTQ two agenda. And I'm
here to tell you that the reality is most people
even transgendered. You know that they told that lying story
(33:36):
about Trump kicking fifteen thousand transgendered military members out of
the military.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
It was a.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Complete and total lie told by a British publication and
it absolutely is untrue. And there are fifty if there
are fifteen thousand transgender people in the military. Thank you
for your service. You're amazing. I think it's awesome that
you're doing that, and I applaud your service to our country.
But Trump never intended to kick them out. The reality is,
(34:04):
these activists are causing so many problems that I think
even the LGBTQ two community would never really engage in
in real life. But the activists are always the crazy ones,
and so that's how that's how we kind of get
to that. All right, coming up one of my absolute
(34:26):
favorite Trump appointments. You might not have heard about it yet,
but I'll tell you about it. This is Jesse Kelly Show.
I'm Jamie Allman.
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