December 9, 2024 • 38 mins
Giving out more of your tax dollars while Americans in North Carolina freeze. American foreign policy. You think the American education system is bad? Just wait til you hear about the Canadian education system. The destruction of the west by corrupting the education system. Everyone hates a feminist. Who’s drone is flying over our military base?
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Kenny is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. It's gonna be a
great week. It's gonna be a great Christmas season. So
this hour we'll touch a little bit more on America's
foreign policy. Trump talking about ending birthright citizenship. Fifty two
percent of gen Z females consider themselves feminists. All that
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and so much more coming up on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show this hour. I want to begin by
touching on a point I brought up in the very
first hour about America's foreign policy and how again we
can have arguments. You're always welcome to disagree with me, period, Right,
What am I some kind of god? You disagree with me?
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But policy arguments I accept all of them. Because foreign policy.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Is not simple. No one has it figured out.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's extremely complicated. Different nations, different motivations, different factions within
those nations. It's just very, very difficult. What is the
right one? What is the wrong one? I am much
more of a mind your own business foreign policy thing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Guy, I am. That's what I believe. You disagreet That's fine,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
The only foreign policy I find unacceptable is really the
foreign policy of the United States of America in all
the West now. And that's the foreign policy where politicians
send your son to die, and they never die themselves
and their kids never die either. The Mitt Romney foreign
policy is the only foreign policy I reject. I'm Mitt Romney.
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I want American boots on the ground in every country
on Earth. Also, I never put on the uniform, and
neither did any of my ninety seven kids. So your
son should go get his face shot off in Iraq.
I'll be back here making money. Nope, not good enough.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
If that war is so important that my son needs
to die, then it's so important that your son needs
to die.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Period. But foreign policies complicated.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But I thought Mitch McConnell gave a speech that was very,
very very revealing. You see, Mitch McConnell, Donald Trump, they
hate hate each other, a deep, deep, deep hatreot. Mitch
McConnell is one of the very very old GOP types.
He is one of these invaded everywhere types. And I
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thought it explained a lot. You see Biden brought up,
you know, the idea of humanitarian aid.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
A new constitution. New governor serves all Serians and this
process to be determined by the Syrian people themselves. In
the United States will do whatever we can to support them,
including through humanitarian relief.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, and that got a lot of Americans very angry.
What are you talking about humanitarian relief? People in North
Carolina are still sleeping intents, it's freaking freezing. What are
you doing? Hawaii still needs help, remember that fire. Everyone
forgot about poor Hawaii, East Palestine, Ohio, Americans need help.
What do you mean you're giving money to Syria. Well,
these politicians, Republican and Democrat, they don't win awards for
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helping out their own citizens. The incentive structure is to
help out other countries. There's no incentive structure for helping
out your own people. And so how do you talk
the American people into that kind of a foreign policy?
That's kind of a gross foreign policy, that's not one
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that really many people subscribe to as far as civilians go.
So how do the politicians intend on selling that to us?
We'll here was Mitch McConnell quote. Within the Party of
Ronald Reagan. Of course, they always have to bring up
Ronald Reagan. You see within party. Ronald Reagan once led
so capably it is increasing increasingly fashionable to suggest that
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the sort of global leadership he modeled is no longer
America's place. Reagan never modeled and invaded everywhere leadership at all.
But they know they can bring about is They can
bring up his name and it'll try to stir something
in you. And Mitch McConnell went on to say a
lot of things during this speech, but he also said
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this quote, because this is really where the rub is quote.
The Pentagon is not equipped to meet the demands of
protracted or multi theater conflict. Neither is our defense industrial base.
Patriotic companies have more work to do to expand production capacity,
and they need to do it today rather than wait
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for the contracts we all know are coming. We need
to adopt new technologies more quickly and expand production capacity
at the same time. The truth is, whatever happens in Syria,
big old, gigantic mess. Whatever happens in Syria, Oh, I
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don't mean people dying, but none of them are going
to have the last name McConnell.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And it's going to.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Mean gobbles in gobbles of campaign money rolling on into
the McConnell campaign for reelection, and why are we having
so many problems in Syria. I cut this off before,
but I'm gonna let it play in its entirety. Now
Here was Jeffrey Sachs. I thought he did a really
good job on MSNBC explaining it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
This is a US mistake that started seven years ago.
And I remember the day on your show when President
Obama said Asad must go, and I looked at you
and Joe and I said, Huh, how's he going to
do that? Where's the policy for that?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And we know they sent in the CIA to overthrow
a SAD. The CIA and Saudi Arabia together in covert operations,
tried to overthrow a SOD. It was a disaster. Eventually,
it brought in both Isis as a splinter group to
the Jihadis that went in. It also brought in Russia.
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So we have been digging deeper and deeper and deeper.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Pause before I let him keep going.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Remember, if you want to know more about Syria, what's
going on? Who the players are Syria, Asad, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel,
all these different things. Brandon Wikert joined us in the
first hour of the show, and I kept him on
for two segments because he broke it all down. If
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you missed that, just go download the podcast when the
show's over. It's free. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Don't forget to
subscribe and leave a review talking about how huge my
hands are. But download the podcast. That really will It'll
help you understand what is very clearly going to be
in the news.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'll let him get What we should do now is
get out and not continue to throw missiles, not have
a confrontation with Russia. Seven years has been a disaster
under Obama, continuing under Trump. This is what I would
call the permanent state. This is the CIA, This is
a Pentagon wanting to keep Iran in Russia out of Syria,
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but no way to do that. So what I would
plead to President Trump is get out, like his instinct
told him. By the way, that was his instinct. But
then all the establishment, the New York Times, the Washington Post,
the Pentagon, everybody said no, no, that's irresponsible. But his
instinct is right, get out. We've done enough damage seven years,
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and now we really risk a confrontation with Russia that
is extraordinarily dangerous.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Reckless, pretty scary stuff, right. Speaking of Trump, he went
on to meet the press with that Kristen Welker, that
nightmare of a woman, and said.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
This citizenship on day one, Is that still your plan?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
The fourteenth Amendment though, says that quote, all persons born
in the United States are citizens. Can you get around
the fourteenth Amendment with an exective act?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Change?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Would maybe have to go back to the people, But
we have to end it with the only country that
has it.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Through an executive action.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
No, we're the only country that has it. Do you
know if somebody sets a foot, just a foot, one foot,
you don't need to on our land. Congratulations, you are
now a citizen of the United States of America. Yes,
we're going to end that because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Nor executive action.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Well, if we can through executive action.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Notice how she sits and interrupts him the whole time.
You notice why she sits and interrupts him the whole time,
because everything he's saying there is one hundred percent correct.
It's the most insane thing in the world what these
people have done that you can just sneak across the border.
It's done all the time. They're called anchor babies that
you can slip across the border of this country. If
you just managed to get into the United States of
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America and have a baby, you're automatically an American citizen.
No other country on the planet would allow you to
do that. But because America's leftists have tried to turn
this country into the world's open sewer for a long time,
we do that here. So yeah, again, that's why she
was interrupted them the whole time with executive order? What
about by executive order? How you gonna do it by
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executive order? Pipe down, woman, We're talking about ending something critical.
Why would she try to change the subject? Why would
she try to interrupt? This is because she's a communist
who understands her policies are insane and disgusting to most people.
So you try to change the subject off of birthright
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citizenship and in a him and Trump handled it so well,
just ignore that.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Has citizenship on day one? Is that still your plan?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
The fourteenth Amendment though, says that quote all persons born
in the United States are citizens. Can you get around
the fourteenth Amendment with.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
A second Act change? Would maybe have to go back
to the people but we have to end it with
the only country.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
That has it.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You're an executive action with the only.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Country that has it. Do you know if somebody sets
a foot, just a foot, one foot, you don't need
to on our land. Congratulations, you are now a citizen
of the United States of America. Yes, we're going to
end that because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Your executive action.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Well, if we.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Can't notice, how we just kept going with it with
his explanation, that's exactly how you handle these people. Well done, Trump,
Here's how you handle an attacker. You pull out your
burner non lethal pistol launcher and you shoot him in
the chest with it. It's legal in all fifty states.
You realize that, and it'll save your life. You know
it can stop in attack for up to forty minutes.
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You shoot pepper balls or teargas balls or kinetic rounds,
and bad men who try to kill you, they're not
gonna be able to withstand it. Legal in all fifty states.
You don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
Give the gift this Christmas of saving someone's life, maybe
a neighbor, maybe your mom, maybe your husband, maybe your daughter.
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You sent off to college. Please tell me you sent
your daughter off with a burn a pistol launcher. Every
friend I know they all have burn a pistol launchers
now because of me, and they love them. Legal all
fifty states will save your life. Be why are ana
swat teams across the country use them for a reason.
Bernad dot com slash Jesse gets you ten percent off
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Berna dot com slash Jesse. Merry Christmas, here's a pepper ball.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Monday, and what a Monday it has been.
We're gonna get to gen z being feminists and other things.
But I owe you lots of emails. I am behind
on those. Let's do some of those, Chris, if this
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gets through. The subject to this one was I guess
I got blocked. This was the guy who emailed in
on Friday talking about making world famous Jesse Kelly burgers
with ground turkey. He said, Chris, if this gets through,
tell Jesse I tried the turkey burger. It was horrible.
It burnt in the pan and it was like chewing
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on a hockey puck. Hamburger as far as superior. Thank you, sir,
That's all I needed. All This is a forgiving show,
all right, this is a begiving show. Just don't don't
ever suggest something like that again using my burger recipe
for turkey. That's disgusting. Dear Jeremiah Jesse aka Jesse the Impaler.
(12:58):
On the show tonight, you said you or a phenom
of eradicating domicile pests. So my question is, why do
you suck at removing ants? I think it's time you
bought a cat. I wish you and your family the best.
His name is Will. Okay, one, we're not buying a cat. Two.
Ants are a completely different animal. Have you ever seen
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have you ever what, Chris? Have you ever seen any
one of those videos on army ants or things like
that and the things they can do.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Chris, you've never done this.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Maybe if you'd put down the stupid mafia documentaries and
stuff for a minute, Chris, you could enjoy some nature
once in a while. Okay, I've realized I do it too,
but I'm not as bad as you are. Ants ants
will they'll build bridges with their bodies so other ants
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can cross. Have you ever been in a flood? Area
or flooded area, and you heard somebody's say something like
watch out for red ants. Has that ever happened to you?
You should know what happens. Okay, maybe that's more of
a Southern thing. I've been in many of these things,
but it happens. You know why they say that because
during a flood, you may think to yourself, wow, all
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the bugs are gonna die, and yeah, lots of the
bugs do die, but the ants don't die because the
ants have a system where they figure out how to
interlock together and form a gigantic ant raft where the
other ants in the colony exist, and the raft just
simply floats around with the floodwaters until they get where
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they're going. Ants are a whole different beast. They're amazing creatures.
I know, I sound like Steve Irwin or Marty Stalford,
depending on how old you are. Seriously, if you want
to go nerd out, go as soon as the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show was over, go get on YouTube
and look up some of the things ants have done.
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I just touch the surface of what ants can do.
Ants are amazing. Plus, I've told you this gruesome little
tale before I should do I should do a little
history episode on this about our fight in the Philippines
after we won the Spanish American War, and those Filipinos
thought they were gonna finally be free, and then we
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kind of informed them, no, free is a strong way
to put it. You no longer have the Spanish in charge,
but now we are most definitely in charge. The Filipinos
weren't all that thrilled with that information. So we had
to fight against a lot of the natives over there,
and there were all kinds of atrocities and stuff like that.
It's a really fascinating little conflict. And one of our
guys has happened in one of our guys for real.
They got him and they buried him in the ground
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with just his head above the ground, and then they
took a stick that was the right size and they
pried his mouth open, and then they left the trail,
and I believe it was honey from his mouth, like
from his lip, from his lip into the jungle, and
the red ants they followed it into his mouth, which
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was pride open and the ants essentially ate him from
the inside. Isn't that freaking gruesome?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Man? That's awesome? Right?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Jesse just wanted to let you know my son was
super stoked to hear your top five Military Genius on Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You made him bump.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Alexander the Great to number three from one, as he
agrees that being born on third was a very good
point to listen podcast all the time. He said, just
a little context with the teacher who doesn't know anything
about Hannibal, I regret to inform you it is completely true.
She wrote a comment. Remember this is from Friday. The
guy wrote in and said, the kid wrote about Hannibal.
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What a stud of a kid, I should note. But
the teacher didn't know who it was anyway, The guy
says she wrote a comment beside his paragraph with two
question marks, followed by not too familiar with this choice
will follow up. He said, we are up in Camp Canada,
so our new up and coming teachers are exactly what
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you think they are. Oh my gosh, he said, our
kids are being waterboarded with false, false premises like this
every day. My fellow Canadians are too stupid to realize it.
This is why we love your show. There's absolutely nobody
speaking truth up here like you do. God bless all
your family. There are teachers anywhere I'm Canada or anywhere,
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there are history teachers who don't know who Hannibal Barker was.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
God just I don't understand. I just don't understand that's true.
That would be like.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
They would be like teaching American history and not bringing
up Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
That's not what you don't know who Hannibal Barker was.
Man alive.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But look, here's a great headline that goes with us.
Top neuropsychology organizations are poised to make equity, justice, and
inclusion a core part of the training guidelines. We just
have completely altered education systems in the West to only
teach how to destroy the West. It's no longer about
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informing anybody of anything. It's baffling.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
All right, we can.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Talk about military TSA. Let's talk about feminism and do
some more emails. First, let's talk about the IFCJ. I
can't believe I'm saying this, but things have somehow gotten
worse over there. You know why Israel's moving troops into
the Golden Heights, gol On Heights. I don't know how
to say it. I say it both ways, though. You
know why because they now have watched an al Qaeda
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slsh slash isis terrorist state in Syria form right on
their borders, and the two front war, maybe three fronts
if we're considering Iran just became a forebanger, a four
front war, and people over there need help. They need
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a place to go when the rockets come down. They
need flak jackets, and it looks like they're gonna need
more of them in the future. They need armored ambulances,
they need food, and they need your help to do it.
They need you to help the IFCJ. So if you
would go to SUPPORTIFCJ dot org and find out what
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you're moved, make a gift or call them eight eight
eight four eight eight IFCJ. Let's talk about TSA, missiles,
feminism and emails.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Next, it's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And before we get
to feminism really quick, I wanted to make sure I
touched on this that I talked earlier about how they
found they think they found the guy who killed that
United Health CEO on the streets in New York. I
didn't play the New York Commissioner talking about it, but
I guess I probably should.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's a little long here he is.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
The suspect was in a McDonald's and was recognized by
an employee, who then called local police. Responding officers questioned
the suspect.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What a bunch of snitches at McDonald's.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
The suspect was in a McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I'm just kidding. Please catch your murder when you can see.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
The suspect was in a McDonald's and was recognized.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Have you ever wondered if you eat the same thing
from McDonald's the assassin? Now I wonder, And I mean,
I tend to mix things up when I go to
mcde's because I don't, you know, I don't ever want
to be boring. Sometimes it's a quarter pounder, what if
that's what he eats. Sometimes it's a double quarter pounder. Baby,
it's a big mac file a fish. I used to
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go crazy for those when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
They're not that bad, Chris that bad. I'm sure that's
fish is real, definitely not grown in a lab.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Anyway, back to this, The suspect was in a McDonald's
and was recognized by an employee, who then called local police.
Responding officers question the suspect who was acting suspiciously and
was carrying multiple fraudulent IDs as well as a US
passport upon.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I'm going to pause there because this is the part
that got me. The suspect was acting suspiciously.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Have you been to a McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
What exactly constitutes suspicious activity in McDonald's. I watched a
homeless guy poop in McDonald's one time, like right there
in a seat, just pooped right there in a seat.
In fact, it was in New York. What is suspicious
in McDonald's?
Speaker 8 (21:36):
For other investigation, officers recovered a firearm on his person,
as well as a suppressor, both consistent with the weapon
used in the murder. They also recovered clothing, including a mask,
consistent with those worn by our wanted individual. Also recovered
was a fraudulent New Jersey ID matching the ID our
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suspect you to check into his New York City hostel
before the shooting incident. Additionally, officers recovered a handwritten document
that speaks to both his motivation and mindset.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, it seems pretty uh neat, doesn't it? All Right,
I just thought that I have some tinfoil on my head.
Conspiracies here, But that is a nice little bow on
this thing, is it not. They found the weapon, they
found the suppressor, they found the mask, they found the
fake ID that he used to check in, and they
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found a note outlining everything the guy said. So apparently
not only was he not a professional, he was the
worst criminal in the history of mankind. How exactly did
the worst criminal in the history of mankind make it
five days without getting caught, slipped out of New York
City and made it clear down to Atlanta, NYPD? Do
you want to answer that fifty two percent of gen
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Z females consider themselves feminists, only thirty four percent of
gen Z males. I am only going to say this again,
as I've said many many times speaking to the young
ladies out there, I do get the cultural influences that
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are pulling you towards feminism. We have an entire system
and entertainment complex and education complex, all of it pulling
you towards feminism. Be a feminist, be a feminist. That's
what being pro woman is. You're being oppressed to be
a feminist, be a feminist. And I'm not going to
try to talk you out of that. I am just
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going to tell you. If you are a feminist, everyone
hates you. Everybody, even other feminists hate feminists. Now, other
feminists will try to recruit you to be a feminist
because misery loves company.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But if you want to be.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Miserable the rest of your life, be a feminist. I
don't understand why why everyone hates me. I don't notice it.
You're a feminist. There's bitter. People in general are awful.
I was, actually, uh, what's this weekend? This weekend got
together with a bunch of my friends, all dudes, and
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one of our guys that we hadn't seen in quite
some time. He's from back east, is in Philadelphia. He
was with us too, and he has had a rough
go of it, I'll be honest with you. He actually
also lost his father recently.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
They were really close.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
He's got all kinds of problems with his wife. He's
got a teenage daughter who seems like she's really going sideways.
Work screwed him out of a Christmas vacation this year.
So like, it's been one of those years. We've all
had years like this where it's a valley. Life's peaks
in valleys, right, you never stay up, you never stay down.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's way it goes.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
But he was so full of bitterness that after an
hour or two we kind of just needed him to go.
I mean, there wasn't an ounce of joy left in him. Well,
that's what being a feminist will do for you, no
matter what you think or how justified it is. All
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my friends told me this. You will be consumed with bitterness.
Joy will leave you. You will be miserable at all times,
and you will blame everyone else for that at all times.
But that won't change the fact that you will be
miserable all the time. If you get seduced by feminism,
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it will ruin the rest of your life. So don't
do that, all right, don't do that? Jesse, What do
you think of these supposed drone sightings over the past
few weeks?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
They are literally flying.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh gosh, flying over restricted military institute. Can we shoot
them down?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
So on? So, okay, I've seen these.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Reports from people that there have been a bunch of
drone sightings now drones over New Jersey and drones over
military basis and drones stuff. So here's what I'm going
to tell you. What these ones are specifically, I don't know,
and figuring out what that stuff is in the future
is going to be difficult because the drone phase of
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the planet is here. We are officially at that point
in time where drones are fully operational and capable of
doing many, many, many, many many things, And as a
result of that, every single entity on the planet is
trying to figure out how to use one to its advantage.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Think about horses.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Have you ever read about any of the old American
Indian tribes when they got to hold of horses like
it completely changed the commands empire. They got a hold
of Spanish horses and mastered the Just being on a
horse and working with horses, it changed everything for them.
How do we use horses for battle? How do we
use it for moving? How do we use it for
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the horse changed everything? Now that you have a horse
where you didn't have a horse. That's what drones are now.
It changed everything for private enterprise. I watched a video
of Amazon delivering a package to someone's door by drone.
Flew it right up to the door, little compartment open
to the bottom, boo box dropped out. I hope there
was nothing fragile in there. Box lands there, package delivered.
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Of course, the military is all over this. The private
sector is all over this. News organizations are all over this.
How do we get info here? Info there? This is
a very long way of me telling you be prepared
to see things in the sky, be prepared to see
drones in the sky, and be prepared to ask questions
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that you're oftentimes not going to get the answer to,
questions like whose drone is that?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
And what's it doing?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Because it is the new frontier. To have an unmanned
thing that can bring things by air to other places,
and honestly, more importantly, that can observe and gather intelligence
is enormous. Remember like when we were talking about that
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Chinese spy balloon. China has spy balloons, So obviously there'll
be drones that can do this, and we do too,
of course.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That can go over something like a military.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Base and hoover up all of the cell phone stuff
and radio traffic that's in the air. It can capture
all of that inside that stuff that can be done
from above. If you get above and you get a
line of sight on things, what can you do with drones?
Oh my gosh, it's endless. Be prepared to not know,
is what I'm saying. Maybe if we've taken Chalk for
(29:07):
long enough, we'll figure it out because our minds will
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Speaker 1 (30:12):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Mondaymember.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
You can email the show.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us
a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three
seven three. Joe Scarborough's not handling the uh trump ara well,
and he's not handling all the criticism he's been getting well.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
These people don't.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So many of these people you see on TV seems
so miserable, considering they're all filthy rich and they have
the easiest jobs in the world, and they're filthy rich.
Joe Scarborough has.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
How long is that show?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Every day?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Chris two hours on a two hour show that he
co hosts. When you have a co host, there's nothing easier.
You're not even working the whole time, all this army
of producers and writers, millions of dollars just missing two things.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You can do two things at the same time. You
can say he had fascist rhetoric and still go in
and talk to him.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
You know why I do that?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
To get the read of the man. You know why
I went in and talked to mcclan to get the
read of the man at a crucial time in EU
funding and NATO funding.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Do you know why I.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Went to leaders in the Middle East who were angry
at the United States, and I sat there and I
listened to them attacking me personally for forty five minutes
because of US policy. You know why I do that?
To get the read of the leader, to get the
read of where the country's going, so I can come
back here and talk to you and let you know
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what the hell is going on, context and give you context.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Inside, sit there and pipe down my good and background.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You know, everybody we have on the show that's a reporter,
it's what they do every day. They speak on background.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I've told you many times, these libs, these leftists, all
of them, it's not just the feminists, all of them.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
They're miserable.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You may think they're happy, they're wealthy, they're famous, and
they're misable. I know you may be struggling. I know
it may be tough paying the bills. I know life
comes with challenges.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'm not telling you your life's easy. I'm not saying
that at all. I'd never say that to you. But
don't think these wealthy celebrities you see on television, don't
think that they're all sunshine and rainbows and life is good.
These people freaking hate themselves, absolutely hate themselves. It's hilarious.
I love pure Talk. Do you love pure Talk? You've
switched to peer talk already? Right, it's Christmas time. Please
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tell me you've switched to pure talk or you were
about to. It's the gift for the whole family. I
can already see those little pure Talk boxes because they'll
mail you a brand new phone, brand new iPhone, brand
new Android, whatever you want, and it's in this nice
little box, and you could wrap it up, and if
you're a dude, you have to find a woman to
wrap it up, because we know we can't wrap anything.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I certainly can't.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
But you get these things wrapped up under the tree,
and you can have a few little boxes under there,
and everyone can open up a brand new phone Christmas morning.
And then you go, oh my gosh, we're a patriotic
family that supports patriotic cell phone company and I got
a new iPhone not supporting commic garbage anymore. Does that
sound like a Christmas you would want or Honika, Chris,
pick up your phone and switch to pure talk. They
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make it easy. You talk to one American. It's the
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Speaker 3 (34:00):
If you were truly the all knowing oracle you claim
to be.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You would realize the skill Craft US Government clickpen is
the most superior ink pen in the world. These Wow,
these writing devices were developed at the height of the
Cold War to fight the Red menace and cost the
government at least one thousand dollars apiece. I would assume
at that price it wouldn't be anything less than the
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world's greatest inkpen. They're still available on the oternet. Hey, Chris,
look these things up skilled Craft US. Because the guy
said it cost the government one thousand dollars apiece, I'm
assuming that means it's a twenty five cent ink pen.
But if they're really one thousand dollars, I will not
be purchasing any of these at all for any reason.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
But that sounds fine. Whatever skilled craft.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm vullified, big handball Jesse. Two mouse stories. First, my
wife left her left to visit her parents. We lived
in a mobile home before we build our farmhouse. We
had a mouse running. She gave me the ultimatum to
catch the mouse by the time she returned. I caught
thirteen mice in a week running a beaver and muskrat
(35:08):
trap line in college paid off. Yeah, that would My
current bride, Oh this is good, had a mouse problem
soon after we wed and I moved in with her
and her two youngest daughters. One day a mouse ran
along the baseboard of the kitchen. Being the Neanderthal, I
stomped it one splat. Daughter number two was quite upset.
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It turned out she'd been feeding it in her closet.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Ah good hunting and he said his name was Harry.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Look, James and me were out. I forget where I was.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was picking him up from practice I think on Saturday,
and we were coming back home when we get a
call from ob and she says where are you? She
sounds desperate. Okay, we're on the way home, baby. We
home in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
What you need to hurry? Maybe? What's wrong. Is something
going on?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I can hear the mouse in the kitchen trash can,
and we're all, okay, we're coming, We're coming. We get
home and she's still just standing there. She hasn't moved,
staring at the trash can in the kitchen. She's like,
I just heard it again. It's in there. So James
and me we're like, okay. So I get the trash can,
I take it outside. I get a second trash can,
and I start removing everything one by one. We're talking
(36:24):
about how we're gonna have to bash it. There was
no mouse in there, no mouse at all. We took
everything out. Now the mouse is occupying her imagination. And
the most astounding part of this is when if she
happens to hear that snap, she's gonna be so upset
with me. She's gonna be completely outside. I can't believe
(36:45):
you did that. There should have been something else.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
What, Chris, What a bare old trap.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It's actually not a terrible idea, no noise, But I
like the snap, Chris.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
The snap is the sign of a job well done, sir.
What what.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
That's a good point. One mouse trap did disappear.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
And there is a chance, right now look right now,
a good trapper, a world class trapper like me. You
start small. I just assumed we were dealing with mice.
That one trap has disappeared leads me to believe we
might be dealing with rats. Rats is a whole different animal.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
But you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
In a war against China, the US runs out of
missiles in a matter of weeks, the House Committee finds.
I remind you that we won World War Two because
our industrial base of this country simply could churn out
more food, bombs, bullets, planes, tanks, jeeps, and every anything
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else than anyone else in the world. Nobody could withstand
us being able to constantly replace all the things we
were using. They were running out, they were desperate. We
had unending amounts of it. And a reminder to you
that Democrats and Republicans, over the course of the last
thirty to forty years, had sent that industrial base to China.
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And now we are a different, different country. We will
do this again tomorrow and we'll have some more fun.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Kenny is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. It's gonna be a
great week. It's gonna be a great Christmas season. So
this hour we'll touch a little bit more on America's
foreign policy. Trump talking about ending birthright citizenship. Fifty two
percent of gen Z females consider themselves feminists. All that
(00:38):
and so much more coming up on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show this hour. I want to begin by
touching on a point I brought up in the very
first hour about America's foreign policy and how again we
can have arguments. You're always welcome to disagree with me, period, Right,
What am I some kind of god? You disagree with me?
(00:59):
But policy arguments I accept all of them. Because foreign policy.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Is not simple. No one has it figured out.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's extremely complicated. Different nations, different motivations, different factions within
those nations. It's just very, very difficult. What is the
right one? What is the wrong one? I am much
more of a mind your own business foreign policy thing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Guy, I am. That's what I believe. You disagreet That's fine,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
The only foreign policy I find unacceptable is really the
foreign policy of the United States of America in all
the West now. And that's the foreign policy where politicians
send your son to die, and they never die themselves
and their kids never die either. The Mitt Romney foreign
policy is the only foreign policy I reject. I'm Mitt Romney.
(01:46):
I want American boots on the ground in every country
on Earth. Also, I never put on the uniform, and
neither did any of my ninety seven kids. So your
son should go get his face shot off in Iraq.
I'll be back here making money. Nope, not good enough.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
If that war is so important that my son needs
to die, then it's so important that your son needs
to die.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Period. But foreign policies complicated.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But I thought Mitch McConnell gave a speech that was very,
very very revealing. You see, Mitch McConnell, Donald Trump, they
hate hate each other, a deep, deep, deep hatreot. Mitch
McConnell is one of the very very old GOP types.
He is one of these invaded everywhere types. And I
(02:35):
thought it explained a lot. You see Biden brought up,
you know, the idea of humanitarian aid.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
A new constitution. New governor serves all Serians and this
process to be determined by the Syrian people themselves. In
the United States will do whatever we can to support them,
including through humanitarian relief.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, and that got a lot of Americans very angry.
What are you talking about humanitarian relief? People in North
Carolina are still sleeping intents, it's freaking freezing. What are
you doing? Hawaii still needs help, remember that fire. Everyone
forgot about poor Hawaii, East Palestine, Ohio, Americans need help.
What do you mean you're giving money to Syria. Well,
these politicians, Republican and Democrat, they don't win awards for
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helping out their own citizens. The incentive structure is to
help out other countries. There's no incentive structure for helping
out your own people. And so how do you talk
the American people into that kind of a foreign policy?
That's kind of a gross foreign policy, that's not one
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that really many people subscribe to as far as civilians go.
So how do the politicians intend on selling that to us?
We'll here was Mitch McConnell quote. Within the Party of
Ronald Reagan. Of course, they always have to bring up
Ronald Reagan. You see within party. Ronald Reagan once led
so capably it is increasing increasingly fashionable to suggest that
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the sort of global leadership he modeled is no longer
America's place. Reagan never modeled and invaded everywhere leadership at all.
But they know they can bring about is They can
bring up his name and it'll try to stir something
in you. And Mitch McConnell went on to say a
lot of things during this speech, but he also said
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this quote, because this is really where the rub is quote.
The Pentagon is not equipped to meet the demands of
protracted or multi theater conflict. Neither is our defense industrial base.
Patriotic companies have more work to do to expand production capacity,
and they need to do it today rather than wait
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for the contracts we all know are coming. We need
to adopt new technologies more quickly and expand production capacity
at the same time. The truth is, whatever happens in Syria,
big old, gigantic mess. Whatever happens in Syria, Oh, I
(05:12):
don't mean people dying, but none of them are going
to have the last name McConnell.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And it's going to.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Mean gobbles in gobbles of campaign money rolling on into
the McConnell campaign for reelection, and why are we having
so many problems in Syria. I cut this off before,
but I'm gonna let it play in its entirety. Now
Here was Jeffrey Sachs. I thought he did a really
good job on MSNBC explaining it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
This is a US mistake that started seven years ago.
And I remember the day on your show when President
Obama said Asad must go, and I looked at you
and Joe and I said, Huh, how's he going to
do that? Where's the policy for that?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And we know they sent in the CIA to overthrow
a SAD. The CIA and Saudi Arabia together in covert operations,
tried to overthrow a SOD. It was a disaster. Eventually,
it brought in both Isis as a splinter group to
the Jihadis that went in. It also brought in Russia.
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So we have been digging deeper and deeper and deeper.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Pause before I let him keep going.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Remember, if you want to know more about Syria, what's
going on? Who the players are Syria, Asad, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel,
all these different things. Brandon Wikert joined us in the
first hour of the show, and I kept him on
for two segments because he broke it all down. If
(06:50):
you missed that, just go download the podcast when the
show's over. It's free. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Don't forget to
subscribe and leave a review talking about how huge my
hands are. But download the podcast. That really will It'll
help you understand what is very clearly going to be
in the news.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'll let him get What we should do now is
get out and not continue to throw missiles, not have
a confrontation with Russia. Seven years has been a disaster
under Obama, continuing under Trump. This is what I would
call the permanent state. This is the CIA, This is
a Pentagon wanting to keep Iran in Russia out of Syria,
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but no way to do that. So what I would
plead to President Trump is get out, like his instinct
told him. By the way, that was his instinct. But
then all the establishment, the New York Times, the Washington Post,
the Pentagon, everybody said no, no, that's irresponsible. But his
instinct is right, get out. We've done enough damage seven years,
(07:56):
and now we really risk a confrontation with Russia that
is extraordinarily dangerous.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Reckless, pretty scary stuff, right. Speaking of Trump, he went
on to meet the press with that Kristen Welker, that
nightmare of a woman, and said.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
This citizenship on day one, Is that still your plan?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
The fourteenth Amendment though, says that quote, all persons born
in the United States are citizens. Can you get around
the fourteenth Amendment with an exective act?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Change?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Would maybe have to go back to the people, But
we have to end it with the only country that
has it.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Through an executive action.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
No, we're the only country that has it. Do you
know if somebody sets a foot, just a foot, one foot,
you don't need to on our land. Congratulations, you are
now a citizen of the United States of America. Yes,
we're going to end that because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Nor executive action.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Well, if we can through executive action.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Notice how she sits and interrupts him the whole time.
You notice why she sits and interrupts him the whole time,
because everything he's saying there is one hundred percent correct.
It's the most insane thing in the world what these
people have done that you can just sneak across the border.
It's done all the time. They're called anchor babies that
you can slip across the border of this country. If
you just managed to get into the United States of
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America and have a baby, you're automatically an American citizen.
No other country on the planet would allow you to
do that. But because America's leftists have tried to turn
this country into the world's open sewer for a long time,
we do that here. So yeah, again, that's why she
was interrupted them the whole time with executive order? What
about by executive order? How you gonna do it by
(09:37):
executive order? Pipe down, woman, We're talking about ending something critical.
Why would she try to change the subject? Why would
she try to interrupt? This is because she's a communist
who understands her policies are insane and disgusting to most people.
So you try to change the subject off of birthright
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citizenship and in a him and Trump handled it so well,
just ignore that.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Has citizenship on day one? Is that still your plan?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
The fourteenth Amendment though, says that quote all persons born
in the United States are citizens. Can you get around
the fourteenth Amendment with.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
A second Act change? Would maybe have to go back
to the people but we have to end it with
the only country.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
That has it.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You're an executive action with the only.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Country that has it. Do you know if somebody sets
a foot, just a foot, one foot, you don't need
to on our land. Congratulations, you are now a citizen
of the United States of America. Yes, we're going to
end that because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Your executive action.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Well, if we.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Can't notice, how we just kept going with it with
his explanation, that's exactly how you handle these people. Well done, Trump,
Here's how you handle an attacker. You pull out your
burner non lethal pistol launcher and you shoot him in
the chest with it. It's legal in all fifty states.
You realize that, and it'll save your life. You know
it can stop in attack for up to forty minutes.
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You shoot pepper balls or teargas balls or kinetic rounds,
and bad men who try to kill you, they're not
gonna be able to withstand it. Legal in all fifty states.
You don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
Give the gift this Christmas of saving someone's life, maybe
a neighbor, maybe your mom, maybe your husband, maybe your daughter.
(11:25):
You sent off to college. Please tell me you sent
your daughter off with a burn a pistol launcher. Every
friend I know they all have burn a pistol launchers
now because of me, and they love them. Legal all
fifty states will save your life. Be why are ana
swat teams across the country use them for a reason.
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Berna dot com slash Jesse. Merry Christmas, here's a pepper ball.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Monday, and what a Monday it has been.
We're gonna get to gen z being feminists and other things.
But I owe you lots of emails. I am behind
on those. Let's do some of those, Chris, if this
(12:17):
gets through. The subject to this one was I guess
I got blocked. This was the guy who emailed in
on Friday talking about making world famous Jesse Kelly burgers
with ground turkey. He said, Chris, if this gets through,
tell Jesse I tried the turkey burger. It was horrible.
It burnt in the pan and it was like chewing
(12:38):
on a hockey puck. Hamburger as far as superior. Thank you, sir,
That's all I needed. All This is a forgiving show,
all right, this is a begiving show. Just don't don't
ever suggest something like that again using my burger recipe
for turkey. That's disgusting. Dear Jeremiah Jesse aka Jesse the Impaler.
(12:58):
On the show tonight, you said you or a phenom
of eradicating domicile pests. So my question is, why do
you suck at removing ants? I think it's time you
bought a cat. I wish you and your family the best.
His name is Will. Okay, one, we're not buying a cat. Two.
Ants are a completely different animal. Have you ever seen
(13:21):
have you ever what, Chris? Have you ever seen any
one of those videos on army ants or things like
that and the things they can do.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Chris, you've never done this.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Maybe if you'd put down the stupid mafia documentaries and
stuff for a minute, Chris, you could enjoy some nature
once in a while. Okay, I've realized I do it too,
but I'm not as bad as you are. Ants ants
will they'll build bridges with their bodies so other ants
(13:52):
can cross. Have you ever been in a flood? Area
or flooded area, and you heard somebody's say something like
watch out for red ants. Has that ever happened to you?
You should know what happens. Okay, maybe that's more of
a Southern thing. I've been in many of these things,
but it happens. You know why they say that because
during a flood, you may think to yourself, wow, all
(14:14):
the bugs are gonna die, and yeah, lots of the
bugs do die, but the ants don't die because the
ants have a system where they figure out how to
interlock together and form a gigantic ant raft where the
other ants in the colony exist, and the raft just
simply floats around with the floodwaters until they get where
(14:38):
they're going. Ants are a whole different beast. They're amazing creatures.
I know, I sound like Steve Irwin or Marty Stalford,
depending on how old you are. Seriously, if you want
to go nerd out, go as soon as the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show was over, go get on YouTube
and look up some of the things ants have done.
(14:59):
I just touch the surface of what ants can do.
Ants are amazing. Plus, I've told you this gruesome little
tale before I should do I should do a little
history episode on this about our fight in the Philippines
after we won the Spanish American War, and those Filipinos
thought they were gonna finally be free, and then we
(15:20):
kind of informed them, no, free is a strong way
to put it. You no longer have the Spanish in charge,
but now we are most definitely in charge. The Filipinos
weren't all that thrilled with that information. So we had
to fight against a lot of the natives over there,
and there were all kinds of atrocities and stuff like that.
It's a really fascinating little conflict. And one of our
guys has happened in one of our guys for real.
They got him and they buried him in the ground
(15:44):
with just his head above the ground, and then they
took a stick that was the right size and they
pried his mouth open, and then they left the trail,
and I believe it was honey from his mouth, like
from his lip, from his lip into the jungle, and
the red ants they followed it into his mouth, which
(16:04):
was pride open and the ants essentially ate him from
the inside. Isn't that freaking gruesome?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Man? That's awesome? Right?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Jesse just wanted to let you know my son was
super stoked to hear your top five Military Genius on Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You made him bump.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Alexander the Great to number three from one, as he
agrees that being born on third was a very good
point to listen podcast all the time. He said, just
a little context with the teacher who doesn't know anything
about Hannibal, I regret to inform you it is completely true.
She wrote a comment. Remember this is from Friday. The
guy wrote in and said, the kid wrote about Hannibal.
(16:43):
What a stud of a kid, I should note. But
the teacher didn't know who it was anyway, The guy
says she wrote a comment beside his paragraph with two
question marks, followed by not too familiar with this choice
will follow up. He said, we are up in Camp Canada,
so our new up and coming teachers are exactly what
(17:03):
you think they are. Oh my gosh, he said, our
kids are being waterboarded with false, false premises like this
every day. My fellow Canadians are too stupid to realize it.
This is why we love your show. There's absolutely nobody
speaking truth up here like you do. God bless all
your family. There are teachers anywhere I'm Canada or anywhere,
(17:28):
there are history teachers who don't know who Hannibal Barker was.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
God just I don't understand. I just don't understand that's true.
That would be like.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
They would be like teaching American history and not bringing
up Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
That's not what you don't know who Hannibal Barker was.
Man alive.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But look, here's a great headline that goes with us.
Top neuropsychology organizations are poised to make equity, justice, and
inclusion a core part of the training guidelines. We just
have completely altered education systems in the West to only
teach how to destroy the West. It's no longer about
(18:11):
informing anybody of anything. It's baffling.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
All right, we can.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Talk about military TSA. Let's talk about feminism and do
some more emails. First, let's talk about the IFCJ. I
can't believe I'm saying this, but things have somehow gotten
worse over there. You know why Israel's moving troops into
the Golden Heights, gol On Heights. I don't know how
to say it. I say it both ways, though. You
know why because they now have watched an al Qaeda
(18:41):
slsh slash isis terrorist state in Syria form right on
their borders, and the two front war, maybe three fronts
if we're considering Iran just became a forebanger, a four
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feminism and emails.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Next, it's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And before we get
to feminism really quick, I wanted to make sure I
touched on this that I talked earlier about how they
found they think they found the guy who killed that
United Health CEO on the streets in New York. I
didn't play the New York Commissioner talking about it, but
I guess I probably should.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's a little long here he is.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
The suspect was in a McDonald's and was recognized by
an employee, who then called local police. Responding officers questioned
the suspect.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What a bunch of snitches at McDonald's.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
The suspect was in a McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I'm just kidding. Please catch your murder when you can see.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
The suspect was in a McDonald's and was recognized.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Have you ever wondered if you eat the same thing
from McDonald's the assassin? Now I wonder, And I mean,
I tend to mix things up when I go to
mcde's because I don't, you know, I don't ever want
to be boring. Sometimes it's a quarter pounder, what if
that's what he eats. Sometimes it's a double quarter pounder. Baby,
it's a big mac file a fish. I used to
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go crazy for those when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
They're not that bad, Chris that bad. I'm sure that's
fish is real, definitely not grown in a lab.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Anyway, back to this, The suspect was in a McDonald's
and was recognized by an employee, who then called local police.
Responding officers question the suspect who was acting suspiciously and
was carrying multiple fraudulent IDs as well as a US
passport upon.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I'm going to pause there because this is the part
that got me. The suspect was acting suspiciously.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Have you been to a McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
What exactly constitutes suspicious activity in McDonald's. I watched a
homeless guy poop in McDonald's one time, like right there
in a seat, just pooped right there in a seat.
In fact, it was in New York. What is suspicious
in McDonald's?
Speaker 8 (21:36):
For other investigation, officers recovered a firearm on his person,
as well as a suppressor, both consistent with the weapon
used in the murder. They also recovered clothing, including a mask,
consistent with those worn by our wanted individual. Also recovered
was a fraudulent New Jersey ID matching the ID our
(21:59):
suspect you to check into his New York City hostel
before the shooting incident. Additionally, officers recovered a handwritten document
that speaks to both his motivation and mindset.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, it seems pretty uh neat, doesn't it? All Right,
I just thought that I have some tinfoil on my head.
Conspiracies here, But that is a nice little bow on
this thing, is it not. They found the weapon, they
found the suppressor, they found the mask, they found the
fake ID that he used to check in, and they
(22:37):
found a note outlining everything the guy said. So apparently
not only was he not a professional, he was the
worst criminal in the history of mankind. How exactly did
the worst criminal in the history of mankind make it
five days without getting caught, slipped out of New York
City and made it clear down to Atlanta, NYPD? Do
you want to answer that fifty two percent of gen
(23:01):
Z females consider themselves feminists, only thirty four percent of
gen Z males. I am only going to say this again,
as I've said many many times speaking to the young
ladies out there, I do get the cultural influences that
(23:22):
are pulling you towards feminism. We have an entire system
and entertainment complex and education complex, all of it pulling
you towards feminism. Be a feminist, be a feminist. That's
what being pro woman is. You're being oppressed to be
a feminist, be a feminist. And I'm not going to
try to talk you out of that. I am just
(23:42):
going to tell you. If you are a feminist, everyone
hates you. Everybody, even other feminists hate feminists. Now, other
feminists will try to recruit you to be a feminist
because misery loves company.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But if you want to be.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Miserable the rest of your life, be a feminist. I
don't understand why why everyone hates me. I don't notice it.
You're a feminist. There's bitter. People in general are awful.
I was, actually, uh, what's this weekend? This weekend got
together with a bunch of my friends, all dudes, and
(24:24):
one of our guys that we hadn't seen in quite
some time. He's from back east, is in Philadelphia. He
was with us too, and he has had a rough
go of it, I'll be honest with you. He actually
also lost his father recently.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
They were really close.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
He's got all kinds of problems with his wife. He's
got a teenage daughter who seems like she's really going sideways.
Work screwed him out of a Christmas vacation this year.
So like, it's been one of those years. We've all
had years like this where it's a valley. Life's peaks
in valleys, right, you never stay up, you never stay down.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's way it goes.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
But he was so full of bitterness that after an
hour or two we kind of just needed him to go.
I mean, there wasn't an ounce of joy left in him. Well,
that's what being a feminist will do for you, no
matter what you think or how justified it is. All
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my friends told me this. You will be consumed with bitterness.
Joy will leave you. You will be miserable at all times,
and you will blame everyone else for that at all times.
But that won't change the fact that you will be
miserable all the time. If you get seduced by feminism,
(25:43):
it will ruin the rest of your life. So don't
do that, all right, don't do that? Jesse, What do
you think of these supposed drone sightings over the past
few weeks?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
They are literally flying.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh gosh, flying over restricted military institute. Can we shoot
them down?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
So on? So, okay, I've seen these.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Reports from people that there have been a bunch of
drone sightings now drones over New Jersey and drones over
military basis and drones stuff. So here's what I'm going
to tell you. What these ones are specifically, I don't know,
and figuring out what that stuff is in the future
is going to be difficult because the drone phase of
(26:29):
the planet is here. We are officially at that point
in time where drones are fully operational and capable of
doing many, many, many, many many things, And as a
result of that, every single entity on the planet is
trying to figure out how to use one to its advantage.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Think about horses.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Have you ever read about any of the old American
Indian tribes when they got to hold of horses like
it completely changed the commands empire. They got a hold
of Spanish horses and mastered the Just being on a
horse and working with horses, it changed everything for them.
How do we use horses for battle? How do we
use it for moving? How do we use it for
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the horse changed everything? Now that you have a horse
where you didn't have a horse. That's what drones are now.
It changed everything for private enterprise. I watched a video
of Amazon delivering a package to someone's door by drone.
Flew it right up to the door, little compartment open
to the bottom, boo box dropped out. I hope there
was nothing fragile in there. Box lands there, package delivered.
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Of course, the military is all over this. The private
sector is all over this. News organizations are all over this.
How do we get info here? Info there? This is
a very long way of me telling you be prepared
to see things in the sky, be prepared to see
drones in the sky, and be prepared to ask questions
(28:03):
that you're oftentimes not going to get the answer to,
questions like whose drone is that?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
And what's it doing?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Because it is the new frontier. To have an unmanned
thing that can bring things by air to other places,
and honestly, more importantly, that can observe and gather intelligence
is enormous. Remember like when we were talking about that
(28:34):
Chinese spy balloon. China has spy balloons, So obviously there'll
be drones that can do this, and we do too,
of course.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That can go over something like a military.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Base and hoover up all of the cell phone stuff
and radio traffic that's in the air. It can capture
all of that inside that stuff that can be done
from above. If you get above and you get a
line of sight on things, what can you do with drones?
Oh my gosh, it's endless. Be prepared to not know,
is what I'm saying. Maybe if we've taken Chalk for
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long enough, we'll figure it out because our minds will
work better. What Chris, I'm trying to explain that you
may look up at the sky and you're like, Wow,
what is that drone?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
What's it doing?
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Speaker 3 (30:07):
We'll be back. I've got on atimaly sid on me.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Says Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Mondaymember.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
You can email the show.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us
a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three
seven three. Joe Scarborough's not handling the uh trump ara well,
and he's not handling all the criticism he's been getting well.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
These people don't.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So many of these people you see on TV seems
so miserable, considering they're all filthy rich and they have
the easiest jobs in the world, and they're filthy rich.
Joe Scarborough has.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
How long is that show?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Every day?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Chris two hours on a two hour show that he
co hosts. When you have a co host, there's nothing easier.
You're not even working the whole time, all this army
of producers and writers, millions of dollars just missing two things.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You can do two things at the same time. You
can say he had fascist rhetoric and still go in
and talk to him.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
You know why I do that?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
To get the read of the man. You know why
I went in and talked to mcclan to get the
read of the man at a crucial time in EU
funding and NATO funding.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Do you know why I.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Went to leaders in the Middle East who were angry
at the United States, and I sat there and I
listened to them attacking me personally for forty five minutes
because of US policy. You know why I do that?
To get the read of the leader, to get the
read of where the country's going, so I can come
back here and talk to you and let you know
(31:53):
what the hell is going on, context and give you context.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Inside, sit there and pipe down my good and background.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You know, everybody we have on the show that's a reporter,
it's what they do every day. They speak on background.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I've told you many times, these libs, these leftists, all
of them, it's not just the feminists, all of them.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
They're miserable.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You may think they're happy, they're wealthy, they're famous, and
they're misable. I know you may be struggling. I know
it may be tough paying the bills. I know life
comes with challenges.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'm not telling you your life's easy. I'm not saying
that at all. I'd never say that to you. But
don't think these wealthy celebrities you see on television, don't
think that they're all sunshine and rainbows and life is good.
These people freaking hate themselves, absolutely hate themselves. It's hilarious.
I love pure Talk. Do you love pure Talk? You've
switched to peer talk already? Right, it's Christmas time. Please
(32:59):
tell me you've switched to pure talk or you were
about to. It's the gift for the whole family. I
can already see those little pure Talk boxes because they'll
mail you a brand new phone, brand new iPhone, brand
new Android, whatever you want, and it's in this nice
little box, and you could wrap it up, and if
you're a dude, you have to find a woman to
wrap it up, because we know we can't wrap anything.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I certainly can't.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
But you get these things wrapped up under the tree,
and you can have a few little boxes under there,
and everyone can open up a brand new phone Christmas morning.
And then you go, oh my gosh, we're a patriotic
family that supports patriotic cell phone company and I got
a new iPhone not supporting commic garbage anymore. Does that
sound like a Christmas you would want or Honika, Chris,
pick up your phone and switch to pure talk. They
(33:40):
make it easy. You talk to one American. It's the
cell phone company who's CEO fought for this country in Vietnam,
macv SOG dial pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly.
That'll save you an extra fifty percent off your first
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Speaker 3 (34:00):
If you were truly the all knowing oracle you claim
to be.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You would realize the skill Craft US Government clickpen is
the most superior ink pen in the world. These Wow,
these writing devices were developed at the height of the
Cold War to fight the Red menace and cost the
government at least one thousand dollars apiece. I would assume
at that price it wouldn't be anything less than the
(34:25):
world's greatest inkpen. They're still available on the oternet. Hey, Chris,
look these things up skilled Craft US. Because the guy
said it cost the government one thousand dollars apiece, I'm
assuming that means it's a twenty five cent ink pen.
But if they're really one thousand dollars, I will not
be purchasing any of these at all for any reason.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
But that sounds fine. Whatever skilled craft.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm vullified, big handball Jesse. Two mouse stories. First, my
wife left her left to visit her parents. We lived
in a mobile home before we build our farmhouse. We
had a mouse running. She gave me the ultimatum to
catch the mouse by the time she returned. I caught
thirteen mice in a week running a beaver and muskrat
(35:08):
trap line in college paid off. Yeah, that would My
current bride, Oh this is good, had a mouse problem
soon after we wed and I moved in with her
and her two youngest daughters. One day a mouse ran
along the baseboard of the kitchen. Being the Neanderthal, I
stomped it one splat. Daughter number two was quite upset.
(35:31):
It turned out she'd been feeding it in her closet.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Ah good hunting and he said his name was Harry.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Look, James and me were out. I forget where I was.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was picking him up from practice I think on Saturday,
and we were coming back home when we get a
call from ob and she says where are you? She
sounds desperate. Okay, we're on the way home, baby. We
home in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
What you need to hurry? Maybe? What's wrong. Is something
going on?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I can hear the mouse in the kitchen trash can,
and we're all, okay, we're coming, We're coming. We get
home and she's still just standing there. She hasn't moved,
staring at the trash can in the kitchen. She's like,
I just heard it again. It's in there. So James
and me we're like, okay. So I get the trash can,
I take it outside. I get a second trash can,
and I start removing everything one by one. We're talking
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about how we're gonna have to bash it. There was
no mouse in there, no mouse at all. We took
everything out. Now the mouse is occupying her imagination. And
the most astounding part of this is when if she
happens to hear that snap, she's gonna be so upset
with me. She's gonna be completely outside. I can't believe
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you did that. There should have been something else.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
What, Chris, What a bare old trap.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It's actually not a terrible idea, no noise, But I
like the snap, Chris.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
The snap is the sign of a job well done, sir.
What what.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
That's a good point. One mouse trap did disappear.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
And there is a chance, right now look right now,
a good trapper, a world class trapper like me. You
start small. I just assumed we were dealing with mice.
That one trap has disappeared leads me to believe we
might be dealing with rats. Rats is a whole different animal.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
But you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
In a war against China, the US runs out of
missiles in a matter of weeks, the House Committee finds.
I remind you that we won World War Two because
our industrial base of this country simply could churn out
more food, bombs, bullets, planes, tanks, jeeps, and every anything
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else than anyone else in the world. Nobody could withstand
us being able to constantly replace all the things we
were using. They were running out, they were desperate. We
had unending amounts of it. And a reminder to you
that Democrats and Republicans, over the course of the last
thirty to forty years, had sent that industrial base to China.
(38:24):
And now we are a different, different country. We will
do this again tomorrow and we'll have some more fun.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
That's all.
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