December 11, 2024 • 38 mins
What is DACA and does the 14th amendment apply? Why the elites are trying to flood the country with illegals. Countries are not having enough kids. Some countries are having such a hard time they are paying women to have kids. Buying gifts for the wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. It's been such a great hump day. If
you missed the show, go download a podcast of it.
Enjoy yourself. This hour, we're gonna it'll be about immigration,
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but not as much about that. It's gonna be more
about how the communists work. There's another great example that
we'll get to that here in just a couple minutes.
We'll do some emails inflation. It's bad talking about reversing
the birth rate of a country. All that and probably
more coming up this hour on the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. Now again, they create, they pay for, they organize.
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Is so much of what you see, and they make
it feel real. It doesn't just have to do with
street activism. This is something I talk about often. You
turn on the news and you see, oh my gosh,
they're rioting for George Floyd to Minneapolis and New York,
in la in Atlanta. All these people must be really
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mad about racism in America. In fact, there must be
a lot of racism. Whaa, I can't believe it. That's
what they want you to think. In reality, a vast
spider web, a network of communist groups funded mostly by
communist billionaires, pay for and organize that activity. But it
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doesn't just apply to the street animals when they're out
there rating foot locker. It applies to more. As you
are well aware, the system is desperately trying to bring
in as many barbarians from foreign lands as they can
to take away your country from you. They've dedicated themselves
to that for four years. You're not alone. The poor
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people in Britain, same things happening there, poor people in Canada.
We have any people listing right now from Canada, same
things happening there. All across Western civilization. The plan was
open up the borders, bring the barbarians in, because they
will eventually outnumber these annoying patriotic citizens and we will
get to do whatever we want to this country. That
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has been the plan. They've been fairly open and honest
about it. That's why you have San Diego County coming
out and saying we're going to be a super sanctuary place.
Should be noted. Their sheriff, this lady came out and said, ah, no,
we're not. Actually, let me push back on that no,
we're really not. But that's why there is a plan.
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We brought in all these barbarians, millions and millions of them.
It's working. We're pricing people out of housing, pricing people
out of health care, We're filling the country up with
rapist said murderers. It's all going, well, what's this? They
want to reverse it? No, we have to keep the
barbarians here. And so the Democrats brought out an expert.
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He's an immigration lawyer and economics expert, you see, and
he gave some testimony yesterday, and he gave this testimony,
and the Democrats blasted this all across their social media.
This guy sounds pretty sharp and like he knows what
he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Right, Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
we can.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Also sounds like you need some chalk, but that's another story. Show.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
we can instead crack down.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Why are you gee? Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt
the fat finger the wrong button.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Congress has a choice instead of going down that path,
we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of families,
and build American prosperity. By providing on documented immigrants a
way to fix their papers. The choice is clear.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'll go ahead and stop it there. Let's just leave
it there. But maybe you saw that turbo nerd and
you thought, well, I disagree with him, but obviously he's
highly educated, knows what he's talking about. Well, I need
to give credit where it's due. My buddy Will, Well,
what's he called now, Rando Land? He has a website
that's wonderful. Pause on this. You need to go ahead
(04:23):
and give this a really solid shout out. Do you
want to impress your friends with all the things you
know that they don't Randoland? I think it's dot Us,
isn't it? Chris randolandt Us Randoland dot Us, My buddy Will,
it's his website. He's always finding these horrible things they're
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spending your money on, and it's all right there on
his website. Go read it, highly recommend it. And so
he dug this little tidbit up. You heard that fruitcake
on there. Here's what he found out. The dude is
barely a lawyer. He majored in East Asian style. He
works for a left wing five oh one C three.
(05:05):
This comes back to the funded part, he works for
a five oh one C three. Remember A five oh
one C three is a nonprofit not supposed to be
political at all, but of course the kammun ones are
very very political. It reported sixteen point six million in
revenue in twenty twenty two. This humble nonprofit brought in
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sixteen point six million dollars in revenue in twenty twenty two.
That's who this guy works for. Oh and that sixteen million,
two million of it comes from the Open Society Foundation.
If that sounds familiar, that's George Soros's foundation. So again,
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to break this down more simply, as we have many
times before, you have a communist like Soros. He's not
the only Kami billionaire. It's just he's the one that
most people know, so we'll use him for a purposes.
You have a dirty communist like George Sororos and now
his fruitcake son, all this money there. They have a goal.
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Their goal is to burn down the United States of America.
Soils has been very honest about that. He hates the West,
he wants it to burn. How do you go about that, Well,
there's a variety of things you can do, but one
of the main things you can do is you see,
you have the man, he's got the money. He starts
an organization, the Open Society Foundation. Billions and billions of
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dollars poured into the Open Society Foundation. But the Open
Society Foundation can and does give out large quantities of
money itself to this organization or that organization or that organization.
And it found this wonderful five OHO one C three
that's all about open borders, and it takes two million
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of those billions and ensures that this nonprofit doing the
good work that a charity does is well well funded.
Now this charity, this nonprofit, they have an expert. You see,
he's in house, but they have an expert. Democrats need
an immigration expert to go on TV and talk about
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why you shouldn't have borders. Well you simply go grab
the COMI expert who's funded by George Soros, plant him
in a chair in Congress, put a microphone in front
of his face, and he gets to sit there and
sound like Pete Buddha Jeedge after he sucked on a
helium balloon and tell you why everyone deserves acc.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of families,
and build American prosperity by providing ondocumented immigrants a way
to fix their papers.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The choice is clear headline from the New York Times,
recent immigration surge has been the largest in US history,
surpassing the Great immigration Boom of the late eighteen hundreds
and early nineteen hundreds. Joe Biden and the communists who
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surround him remade the United States of America in four years.
And that is why I just you know that anyone
who's listened to the show for long enough knows I'm
perfectly willing and happy to blast away at Trump when
he does something stupid or awful. I am so impressed
(08:31):
right now. His transition team looks to be professional and
on point. His cabinet positions, these people he's putting up
for these important positions, have for the most part not universal,
for the most part, been dynamite, and his public rhetoric
has not backed off one iota from his campaign promises,
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not one little bit, not one little bit of a well,
I mean, I guess, yes, we don't. Mass deportation doesn't
have to be that big. You know how they all
do it? And frankly, how he did it the very
first time. Well, I mean, we're gonna try to do it.
There's been none of that. If anything, he's tripled down
on a no, you have mass deportation, or you don't
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have a country anymore. We are doing this. We are
going to do whatever we can. Trump Trump quadrupled down
and came out and said birthright citizenship is ridiculous and
I'll be stopping that too, which of course he's correct on.
They look like they know, either you seal that border
and get these freaking people out of our country, or
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we don't have one anymore. What Joe Biden did in
his four years is the most evil thing that's ever
been done in the history of the presidency. That include well, yeah,
that pretty much is everything. I have to be honest
with you, when you think about intentionally flooding your country
with twenty million foreigners, doing that all on purpose is evil.
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And Joe Biden should go to prison right next to
Christopher Ray. Now. I know we won't, but what he's done,
he certainly deserves it. All Right, we'll do some emails
and we're going to talk about birth rate problems and
inflation problems. And they're eating people in Haiti again and
all that and more coming up on the world famous
Jesse Kelly's show. Let's first talk about putting our money
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where our mouth is and money where our morals are.
We love to talk about being pro life, and I
know we vote as whenever we can in a pro
life way. I know you do, I do. But voting
doesn't actually save the babies. We have to change hearts
and change culture. That's what saves the babies. How do
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we change hearts? How do you take a young lady
who's been lied to her whole life, clump of cells,
it'll ruin your life all that. How do you change
her heart when she's already pregnant and she's already decided
she's going to abort it. Ultrasound is what changes her
heart because ultrasound introduces her to her baby. Clumps of
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selves don't have heartbeats, She gets to hear that heartbeat
and she chooses life almost every time when she gets
an ultrasound. And that's what Preborn does. They give these
young women free ultrasounds. It is the ultimate tool in
our fight for life. Let's put our money where our
morals are. Let's not just say we are pro life.
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Let's act it out and doesn't hurt to deduct it
off your taxes either Preborn's tax deductible Preborn dot com
slash Jesse give whatever you can give twenty eight bucks
buys the ultrasound Preborn dot com slash Jesse. We'll be
back feeling a little stocky. Follow like and subscribe on
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social at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Wednesday, reminding you that tomorrow's an Ask
Doctor Jesse Friday, and you can get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. You
want to know how well your blender works for Margarita's, Chris,
(12:18):
I have a confession to make you ready for this.
I have never made a margarita in my lifetime. I've
never not even on the rocks, and in fact, I'm
not even totally sure what's in it. I understand, I
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understand I'm gonna catch some heat. I get that I
have had Margarita's in the past. I know what they
taste like. I'm famous for my amazing order of getting
not on the rocks, not frozen, half frozen. Of course,
That's how the pros do it. Don't make that face, Chris,
that is how the pros do it. I don't even
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know what's in one. I've never made one myself. And
you know, it drives my Mexican buddy Luis insane. It
drives him insane because, as you can imagine, being a Mexican,
he takes his friggin margarita. Seriously, it's not we're not
talking mixed from the grocery store. He's pulling out fresh
fruits and things like that and throwing everything in there.
(13:23):
And several times he's been on, no, no, you got
to come over here and pay attention to myll Why
that's what I have you for. You're the Mexican. You
figure it out. I'm not the one that has to
figure it out. If you need a good hot dog,
you come to me because I'm white trash. If I
need a margarita, you're the Mexican. You make the margarita.
And I think it's a good relationship. What, Chris, what
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do you know what goes in him? Is he accepting students?
Well not, Look, Chris, you have to hofer, you have
to hola, and nothing I can do for you speaking
of people who have a lot of babies. We are
not the United States of America. And this is it's funny.
I was talking to my oldest son, James's he thinks
(14:07):
about this stuff. He was talking about Japan, the various
things Japan is doing. He was dummy, Hey, Dad, did
you hear Japan is they're going to a shorter work week,
trying to encourage young people to have more babies. And
I saw this is from the Moscow Times. To hope
it's not a comedy publication. The eleven Russian regions to
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pay female students for early motherhood. They're going to pay
women to have babies. And I am fascinated by this
subject of birth rates in nations. I don't know how
to fix the problem, but I know it's a huge
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problem for a lot of countries, and I don't know
how to fix it. And this is not a new problem.
One of the great signs that your nation is thriving
is when you have a good birth rate for the country.
I've told you this before. Pre World War One. One
of the things that freaked England and France and these
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other countries out about Germany. Germany was fair the young
is a unified country. Back then. One of the things
that freaked them out about Germany and the Germans was
their birth rate was sky high. Young people were getting
married and they were cranking out little German babies, which
didn't end up working out that great for the rest
of the world. But you understand what I'm saying. It
was one of the things that other nations were back then.
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This is not some new phenomenon they're looking. They're thinking,
dag gone. Those Germans are breeding like rabbits and vice versa.
Nations have understood for the longest time. If people are
not reproducing, if they're not making enough babies, then it
means terrible things for your country. First, it throws your
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country out of balance. You know, societies to have old people,
middle aged people, young people, children, toddlers, babies, all people
of all ages serve critical roles in a society. They
just do. It's healthy for a society. You need babies there,
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you need old people there, you need people in between.
It starts to turn your society too old. You start
to lose young people, and too many people get old.
It screws you up. That's the beginning, and then it
gets worse from there your society starts to die off.
It's really really bad. The only reason I brought this
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up is and all the times I've read about it,
I have never found a country that seemed to figure
out a solid, long lasting solution for it. And I'm
all gamed for solutions. I've heard tax incentives. I know
Poland's had some success there. Russia's gonna start paying women
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to crank come out out. Japan's that they're having less
of a work week. A at least maybe the young
people will stay home and get married and make babies.
But nations have never seemed to be able to figure
out how to reverse this problem. And we have the
same problem here in America. Now. Our problem is not
as severe as someone like Japan. Japan the really a
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lot of the Asian countries they are they're dying. They
can't get enough babies out there. It's a huge issue.
But our problem, it's approaching it for sure. And I
don't pretend to have all the answers unless it's asked
doctor Jesse Thursday, which is tomorrow. I don't pretend to
have all the answers, but I know society needs an
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answer for it, and it's crazy to see what happens
and look at There are a lot of factors that
go into it, but it's a sad place when you
watch a society hours Japan's even Russia. It's hard to
feel bad for the Russians, but even Russia, it's hard
to see in old society dying off. Holy crap, is
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that true? Chris, Jewish producer Chris just looked it up.
Japan's point seven per year. Point seven that's what their
birth rate is. Now. You need, as you know, a
birth rate slightly above two to continue as a country.
There's this point seven sucks, you know, it doesn't suck?
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Is tunnel to Towers. Christmas season. Christmas season is wonderful
lots of the time, and lots of the time, it's
very very hard when you have lost lost someone in
your life. Christmas season can be very very hard. This
is gonna be a first for me. I'll tell you already.
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It's hard without my dad. Christmas music is it's harder
to hear. I've always enjoyed it. Hard this year just
thinking about doing Christmas and he's not gonna be there.
It's gonna be hard. Think about the Golden Families fallen
first responder families. You know, I lost my dad when
he was almost seventy. Think, think if you lose your
dad when you're a kid. This is the time of year.
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Tunnel to Towers steps up big time for those people.
And all they've ever asked is eleven dollars a month
from us to keep going. More than ninety five cents
of every dollar goes directly to its programs. It's unheard
of in the charity world. You want to help those
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Speaker 3 (20:03):
Three Jesse, could you give us a sentence or two
and you get a chance on how the federal government
confiscated millions of acres of state lands and then calling
it like a park or something. And they're mismanaging the
forest anyway. They can't handle it properly. The Parks Department
of said past devastating forest fires are natural. They wouldn't
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let the people clear out the beetle killed the dead trees,
so wipes out our forest. Be great for Trump to
try to give back the federal land to the states,
to whom it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You want to see a jaw dropping map. A jaw
dropping map. If you're not driving, pull up your phone,
your iPad, whatever. Don't act like you don't have your
phone in your hand. I know you do. Pull up
your phone and look up map United States, map of
federal lands. Look at the western United States of America.
(21:03):
It's it's like the whole thing. They just they kind
of have the whole thing. And there's all kinds of
stuff back east too, you know, but out west it's
just theirs. They just took it all. And there are
a lot of things I could say about this right now. Again,
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if you told the founding fathers that the federal government
would be the largest landholder in the country, they would
have just stopped the revolution and left the country in
Britain's hands. They'd be mortified by the fact that we
allowed that. But this is again, this is remember well,
it's Christmas party season, so we don't have to make
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it in the past. It's Christmas party season. So here's
what you're probably already experiencing if you go to work
or you will experience it. A brutal company Christmas party.
There will be one. You know what's going to happen.
They're going to rent out Chuck E Cheese and it's
gonna be a Friday night when you want to do
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something else. Everyone's gonna show up. I know, Chris, I
love Chuck E Cheese too, but that's not the point.
They're gonna rent out of Chuck E Cheese and everyone's
gonna have to show up, and then it'll be everyone.
It's a Santa hat theme. Everyone wears Santa hat. And
you know why you're having a company Christmas party when
every person walking through the door wants to be somewhere else.
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You want to know why that happens. Because people people
want to do something to justify their existence. It's a
very common it's a very human thing to do. And
so when the company is having a meeting towards the
end of the year, there will inevitably be some busybody,
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almost always a woman. We need a Christmas party this
year with the theme. Everyone can dress up as the Grinch.
It'll be so fun. And because the CEO is not
used to saying no to anybody, he'll be like, Okay, Susie,
you can play the Grinch Christmas party. And so people
have this desire to do something and it screws people
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over all the time. This is how so much of
the government operates when it comes to parts of this country.
You have these bureaucrats in, these politicians, and we don't
want them to do anything. Just leave us alone, Just
leave us be. Please stop spending our money, stop passing laws,
stop taking lands, stop passing regulations. Just leave us alone
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and let us be free. Freedom is not free, but
they can't when they see anything. While those are pretty mountains,
you know what, we should make those federal lands. Then
no one can ever touch them. Oh that's a pretty
river next door. That could be part of the federal
land too. You know what, the whole state of Nevada,
I think we'll just take it. It's what they do.
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And there's a more nefarious part of this. There's a
drug cartel border aspect to this. As well. I know
New Mexico in particular has struggled with this. You'll see
some do good or congresswoman, some senator somewhere. They'll say,
you know, I think this needs this land needs to
be protected. This should be a national monument. And they'll
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even make some greeny argument for it. It's this is
what the ground squirrels would want, something like that, when
in reality, when you do that, you can severely restrict
what border patrol and other law enforcement agencies are allowed
to do on the national lands. Because there are national
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lands inside the borders of this country where the drugs
are grown by the drug cartels. Did you know that
they're not all shipped here. Sometimes it's grown here. There's
all kinds of ugliness when it comes to that. Yeah,
I look, I could go off on that for a while,
as you could tell. But anyway, Canada's Justin Trudeau seems
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to be upset that we didn't elect Dome. Now, it
shouldn't be that way. It wasn't supposed to be that way.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
We were supposed to be on a steady, if difficult,
sometimes march towards progress. And yet just a few weeks ago,
the United States voted for a second time to not
elect its first woman president. Everywhere women's rights and women's
progress is under attack, overtly and subtlely. But I want
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you to know that I am and always will be
a proud feminist. You will always have an ally in
me and in my government.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
When's the last time you got your testosterone levels checked? Listen,
this could be you.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No, it shouldn't be that way.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It wasn't supposed to be that way. We were supposed
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Speaker 4 (26:13):
Steady, if difficult sometimes march towards progress.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
And yet just a few weeks ago, have you ever
seen how that little fruitcake sits with his legs crossed
over like chick stew? Just I don't even understand how
with the man's anatomy. You can cross your legs like
that with just the thigh resting on the other thigh.
But he does it, he pulls it off. You know why?
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elect its first woman.
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Speaker 4 (27:07):
Everywhere women's rights and women's progress is under attack overtly
and subtlely. But I want you to know that I
am and always will be a proud feminist. You will
always have an ally in me and in my government.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Get those tea levels up, dear o Wise. One yesterday,
my sister and I got into a big discussion about
deportation and what happens to the kids that are already here.
So of course I channeled my inner Jesse Kelly with
my points. But then she came back this morning with
the fourteenth Amendment, and I realized, I don't know the
difference between that and daca. Can you please help me
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out some more? My mom, to my surprise, commented, actually, Aerin,
did you hear Jesse Kelly make the argument? He laid
it out pretty well. Now, how do I get my
sister to listen to you as well? His name is
Eron or her name, I don't know which one it is. Okay,
So Daca, uh, Daca was from Obama because we have
all these children who are born here. But then there
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are children who are brought here when they're children. So
the incorrect interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment, now I need
to stress it's incorrect, is that if you are born here,
even if your mom's an illegal who just slipped across
the border, you are an American citizen. That's the fourteenth Amendment.
DACA was not about children who were born here, because
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under the current ridiculous law, those children are already American citizens.
DACA was about the people who came here who were
brought here as children. So dad, mom, uncle, cartel guy
grabs a six year old drags him across the border
from Nicaragua. And now because of Obama, because of DACA
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and the courts and a bunch of stuff. Now that
non citizen. The DACA people are not citizens. They are, however,
but kind of look it gets complicated. They are, however,
protected from deportation. That is the difference under our insane
interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment. If you are born here,
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you're a citizen. The DACA people are not people who
were born here. They're people. That's why they call them dreamers,
These dreamers. They always have to have the fluffiest terms
for these people. It's about the people who were brought
here as kids. They're not citizens, but they want to
protect them from deportation. That's what DAKA is all about.
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All Right, some emails and then we're gonna check out
it here until tomorrow. Hang on fighting for your freedom every.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Day The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you that tomorrow's and asked doctor
Jesse thursdays, I won't be here Friday. You can email
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All three hours dedicated to you. Chris, I haven't bought
the wife anything for Christmas yet either, And not only that,
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here's what she dropped on me. I didn't tell you this.
She said, Hey, do me a favor, and don't look
at the credit card bill. Not to sound like you, Chris,
but I always look at the credit card bill to
make sure there aren't fraudulent charges. And you know money
doesn't grow on trees. That she said, hey, do me
a favor and don't look at the credit card bill.
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There's only one reason she would have said that she
bought me something nice this year. I don't know what
that means. Right, There are various degrees of nice. Did
she did she buy me a new scope for a rifle?
Did she buy me a sweet knife for something or
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a cool little I don't know. But now so all right,
hear me out. Why shouldn't I take a peek at
the credit card bill? Not because I want to ruin
any gift, but it'll give me some idea of what
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I should be spending in return, because what if look,
what if it's a what if it's a hundred dollars knife.
That's a nice knife. I realize it's not custom, ay,
but that's a nice knife. And then I go out
and I get her a twenty five dollars order of flowers. Well,
now I look like a jerk. But what if it's
one hundred dollars knife and then I go spend two
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or three hundred dollars on a diamond earrings or something
like that. Now I've tommy topped her and she'll be
mad about that too. What, Chris? What? What? That's a
good point, Chris said, I can't look because I can't act.
That's a good point. I'm paralyzed right now. And she'll
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give me no indications at all of what I'm dealing
with here. I might be walking into a buzzsaw. I
don't have any idea. It's basically a minefield. You've seen
movies like Rambo when he's crawling through the minefield and
he has to dig up the mines before he blows
himself up. That's me right now in the house Rambo,
trying to figure out how to do this. I don't
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know where this is going, but I'm scared. Now. I'm
at the point where I'm scared and I don't want
to overspend. I don't want to sound like Chris. I
don't want to overspend. Money doesn't grow on trees. Look,
inflation accelerated in November. It's a headline right here, two
point seven percent for the year, So we're all poorer anyway.
Maybe that's what I do. I'll get her something not
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too expensive, and I'll cite the inflation numbers. She'll be
understanding about that. I'm sure, hey, I would have got
you something nicer, but inflation's really bad. I already give
her dog roughly What else can you ask from me?
Fred is given rough Greens every single day because of me,
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the all natural nutritional supplement you sprinkle on his food. Fred,
he gets to live longer. I'm sure she's cuddling with
him as we speak right now, cuddling and snuggling with
that big, fluffy, useless idiot Fred, and she'll get to
do that for ages. I give her the gift of Fred.
Because I give Fred the gift of Roughgreens. Essentially, my
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gift to Fred is her gift. I like that. I
like where I'm going with this whole thing. Do you
want to give your wife a gift? She'll remember a
gift that has her pet living longer. Cats or dogs
they have now greens too. Go get a free jumpstart
trial back eight three three three three my dog, or
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go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. Also, remember these
communists are psychos who want to murder people.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
We'll say it over and over, file, this is never
the answer to This guy gets a trial who's allegedly
killed the CEO of United Health. But you can only
push people so far and then they start to take
matters their own hands.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, hey, this guy's going to get a trial. But
you can only push people so far. H He kind
of had it coming. Hello, world famous author. Just a
short story on the impact of your book. I was
able to buy your book and meet you at the
book signing in Tampa. What an honor for her. One
of my history classes is doing a class project on
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communism and the impacts, and I suggested your book as
a reference. One of my students was so interested in
your book that I bought him a copy, and every
time I see him in his free time, he is
reading it. Another of my students was also interested in
the book, so he's reading my copy. I love the
interest for showing and I love that I'm training anti communists.
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Thanks for all you do. Her name is Sarah, how
about that look? That wonderful book is available at Jesse
kellybook dot com. It's award winning. Chris actually didn't win
any awards. It is a national bestseller, though he believed
they started printing it with national bestseller on it. Gosh,
I'm such an author, Master Trapper. After I heard your
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story of ob and the mouse in the garbage can,
that reminded me of my wife. We had a mouse
issue and I caught a few, and my wife said, quote,
they are in the air vents, and I hear them
hissing all the time. She heard water flowing into the
toilet to refill her bad in the toilet, and I
thought it was all and thought it was mice hissing
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at her from the central air vents. Apparently she heard
it for months, and even after I assured her it
was the water pressure, she insisted they were hissing mice
living in her mind. Love your brother, keep trapping. His
name is John By. Now. The fact that there are
mice or a mouse or a rat in the house,
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it's not something she can get out of her mind now.
And if things get any worse around the house, if
I don't bring her an actual dead mouse soon, I'm
telling you right now, I'm gonna go to the pet
store and I'm gonna get a dead mouse. You know
you can buy those to feed snakes and stuff like that.
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And I've got what, Chris, what? Yes, already dead Chris.
I'm not gonna look as much of a barbarian as
I am. I'm not gonna go buy a mouse from
the pet store and throw it down onto a mouse trap.
That's a little dark, don't what is wrong with you? Yes,
you can buy already dead mice, apparently the look. You'll
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know this when your kid buys a freaking snake one day,
even though even though the snake, even though the snake
doesn't eat dead mice, so of course it has to
be a live rat or whatnot. Wait a minute, I
already have to go buy rats for the stupid snake.
I bet you I'll get a two for one deal.
I'll get a couple rats. Now a rat, I'll drop
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a rat in a trap. Rats are just the most
wretched little things in the world. I'll wait till she's
gone and snap, drop that bad boy in there. Hey,
good news, ub problem solved. This is a great plan.
I love this plan. And now here's a headline. Why
go you know you know the thing headlines We didn't
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get to US China officials to hold economic talks before
the Trump return. Of course, they're trying to do everything
they can do to ensure China. The gravy train is
gonna keep on a rolling. One hundred and eighty four
killed in Haiti, the UN says, as the gang leader
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allegedly orders the massacre of the elderly on a voodoo
priest's advice. Remember that talk we had yesterday about being
very careful wanting that revolution. You think you're gonna end
up better off, you very rarely are. Haiti's a prime example.
Biden orders Scientific Agency to expand its use of indigenous
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knowledge in the final days. Gosh, here we go. The
rain dances at the Science Institute. Tomorrow is ask doctor
Jesse Thursday, we're gonna have a blast. I'll see you
in That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. It's been such a great hump day. If
you missed the show, go download a podcast of it.
Enjoy yourself. This hour, we're gonna it'll be about immigration,
(00:32):
but not as much about that. It's gonna be more
about how the communists work. There's another great example that
we'll get to that here in just a couple minutes.
We'll do some emails inflation. It's bad talking about reversing
the birth rate of a country. All that and probably
more coming up this hour on the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. Now again, they create, they pay for, they organize.
(01:00):
Is so much of what you see, and they make
it feel real. It doesn't just have to do with
street activism. This is something I talk about often. You
turn on the news and you see, oh my gosh,
they're rioting for George Floyd to Minneapolis and New York,
in la in Atlanta. All these people must be really
(01:21):
mad about racism in America. In fact, there must be
a lot of racism. Whaa, I can't believe it. That's
what they want you to think. In reality, a vast
spider web, a network of communist groups funded mostly by
communist billionaires, pay for and organize that activity. But it
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doesn't just apply to the street animals when they're out
there rating foot locker. It applies to more. As you
are well aware, the system is desperately trying to bring
in as many barbarians from foreign lands as they can
to take away your country from you. They've dedicated themselves
to that for four years. You're not alone. The poor
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people in Britain, same things happening there, poor people in Canada.
We have any people listing right now from Canada, same
things happening there. All across Western civilization. The plan was
open up the borders, bring the barbarians in, because they
will eventually outnumber these annoying patriotic citizens and we will
get to do whatever we want to this country. That
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has been the plan. They've been fairly open and honest
about it. That's why you have San Diego County coming
out and saying we're going to be a super sanctuary place.
Should be noted. Their sheriff, this lady came out and said, ah, no,
we're not. Actually, let me push back on that no,
we're really not. But that's why there is a plan.
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We brought in all these barbarians, millions and millions of them.
It's working. We're pricing people out of housing, pricing people
out of health care, We're filling the country up with
rapist said murderers. It's all going, well, what's this? They
want to reverse it? No, we have to keep the
barbarians here. And so the Democrats brought out an expert.
(03:13):
He's an immigration lawyer and economics expert, you see, and
he gave some testimony yesterday, and he gave this testimony,
and the Democrats blasted this all across their social media.
This guy sounds pretty sharp and like he knows what
he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Right, Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
we can.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Also sounds like you need some chalk, but that's another story. Show.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
we can instead crack down.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Why are you gee? Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt
the fat finger the wrong button.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Congress has a choice instead of going down that path,
we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of families,
and build American prosperity. By providing on documented immigrants a
way to fix their papers. The choice is clear.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'll go ahead and stop it there. Let's just leave
it there. But maybe you saw that turbo nerd and
you thought, well, I disagree with him, but obviously he's
highly educated, knows what he's talking about. Well, I need
to give credit where it's due. My buddy Will, Well,
what's he called now, Rando Land? He has a website
that's wonderful. Pause on this. You need to go ahead
(04:23):
and give this a really solid shout out. Do you
want to impress your friends with all the things you
know that they don't Randoland? I think it's dot Us,
isn't it? Chris randolandt Us Randoland dot Us, My buddy Will,
it's his website. He's always finding these horrible things they're
(04:43):
spending your money on, and it's all right there on
his website. Go read it, highly recommend it. And so
he dug this little tidbit up. You heard that fruitcake
on there. Here's what he found out. The dude is
barely a lawyer. He majored in East Asian style. He
works for a left wing five oh one C three.
(05:05):
This comes back to the funded part, he works for
a five oh one C three. Remember A five oh
one C three is a nonprofit not supposed to be
political at all, but of course the kammun ones are
very very political. It reported sixteen point six million in
revenue in twenty twenty two. This humble nonprofit brought in
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sixteen point six million dollars in revenue in twenty twenty two.
That's who this guy works for. Oh and that sixteen million,
two million of it comes from the Open Society Foundation.
If that sounds familiar, that's George Soros's foundation. So again,
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to break this down more simply, as we have many
times before, you have a communist like Soros. He's not
the only Kami billionaire. It's just he's the one that
most people know, so we'll use him for a purposes.
You have a dirty communist like George Sororos and now
his fruitcake son, all this money there. They have a goal.
(06:08):
Their goal is to burn down the United States of America.
Soils has been very honest about that. He hates the West,
he wants it to burn. How do you go about that, Well,
there's a variety of things you can do, but one
of the main things you can do is you see,
you have the man, he's got the money. He starts
an organization, the Open Society Foundation. Billions and billions of
(06:31):
dollars poured into the Open Society Foundation. But the Open
Society Foundation can and does give out large quantities of
money itself to this organization or that organization or that organization.
And it found this wonderful five OHO one C three
that's all about open borders, and it takes two million
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of those billions and ensures that this nonprofit doing the
good work that a charity does is well well funded.
Now this charity, this nonprofit, they have an expert. You see,
he's in house, but they have an expert. Democrats need
an immigration expert to go on TV and talk about
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why you shouldn't have borders. Well you simply go grab
the COMI expert who's funded by George Soros, plant him
in a chair in Congress, put a microphone in front
of his face, and he gets to sit there and
sound like Pete Buddha Jeedge after he sucked on a
helium balloon and tell you why everyone deserves acc.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of families,
and build American prosperity by providing ondocumented immigrants a way
to fix their papers.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The choice is clear headline from the New York Times,
recent immigration surge has been the largest in US history,
surpassing the Great immigration Boom of the late eighteen hundreds
and early nineteen hundreds. Joe Biden and the communists who
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surround him remade the United States of America in four years.
And that is why I just you know that anyone
who's listened to the show for long enough knows I'm
perfectly willing and happy to blast away at Trump when
he does something stupid or awful. I am so impressed
(08:31):
right now. His transition team looks to be professional and
on point. His cabinet positions, these people he's putting up
for these important positions, have for the most part not universal,
for the most part, been dynamite, and his public rhetoric
has not backed off one iota from his campaign promises,
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not one little bit, not one little bit of a well,
I mean, I guess, yes, we don't. Mass deportation doesn't
have to be that big. You know how they all
do it? And frankly, how he did it the very
first time. Well, I mean, we're gonna try to do it.
There's been none of that. If anything, he's tripled down
on a no, you have mass deportation, or you don't
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have a country anymore. We are doing this. We are
going to do whatever we can. Trump Trump quadrupled down
and came out and said birthright citizenship is ridiculous and
I'll be stopping that too, which of course he's correct on.
They look like they know, either you seal that border
and get these freaking people out of our country, or
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we don't have one anymore. What Joe Biden did in
his four years is the most evil thing that's ever
been done in the history of the presidency. That include well, yeah,
that pretty much is everything. I have to be honest
with you, when you think about intentionally flooding your country
with twenty million foreigners, doing that all on purpose is evil.
(10:03):
And Joe Biden should go to prison right next to
Christopher Ray. Now. I know we won't, but what he's done,
he certainly deserves it. All Right, we'll do some emails
and we're going to talk about birth rate problems and
inflation problems. And they're eating people in Haiti again and
all that and more coming up on the world famous
Jesse Kelly's show. Let's first talk about putting our money
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where our mouth is and money where our morals are.
We love to talk about being pro life, and I
know we vote as whenever we can in a pro
life way. I know you do, I do. But voting
doesn't actually save the babies. We have to change hearts
and change culture. That's what saves the babies. How do
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we change hearts? How do you take a young lady
who's been lied to her whole life, clump of cells,
it'll ruin your life all that. How do you change
her heart when she's already pregnant and she's already decided
she's going to abort it. Ultrasound is what changes her
heart because ultrasound introduces her to her baby. Clumps of
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selves don't have heartbeats, She gets to hear that heartbeat
and she chooses life almost every time when she gets
an ultrasound. And that's what Preborn does. They give these
young women free ultrasounds. It is the ultimate tool in
our fight for life. Let's put our money where our
morals are. Let's not just say we are pro life.
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Let's act it out and doesn't hurt to deduct it
off your taxes either Preborn's tax deductible Preborn dot com
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social at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Wednesday, reminding you that tomorrow's an Ask
Doctor Jesse Friday, and you can get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. You
want to know how well your blender works for Margarita's, Chris,
(12:18):
I have a confession to make you ready for this.
I have never made a margarita in my lifetime. I've
never not even on the rocks, and in fact, I'm
not even totally sure what's in it. I understand, I
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understand I'm gonna catch some heat. I get that I
have had Margarita's in the past. I know what they
taste like. I'm famous for my amazing order of getting
not on the rocks, not frozen, half frozen. Of course,
That's how the pros do it. Don't make that face, Chris,
that is how the pros do it. I don't even
(13:03):
know what's in one. I've never made one myself. And
you know, it drives my Mexican buddy Luis insane. It
drives him insane because, as you can imagine, being a Mexican,
he takes his friggin margarita. Seriously, it's not we're not
talking mixed from the grocery store. He's pulling out fresh
fruits and things like that and throwing everything in there.
(13:23):
And several times he's been on, no, no, you got
to come over here and pay attention to myll Why
that's what I have you for. You're the Mexican. You
figure it out. I'm not the one that has to
figure it out. If you need a good hot dog,
you come to me because I'm white trash. If I
need a margarita, you're the Mexican. You make the margarita.
And I think it's a good relationship. What, Chris, what
(13:46):
do you know what goes in him? Is he accepting students?
Well not, Look, Chris, you have to hofer, you have
to hola, and nothing I can do for you speaking
of people who have a lot of babies. We are
not the United States of America. And this is it's funny.
I was talking to my oldest son, James's he thinks
(14:07):
about this stuff. He was talking about Japan, the various
things Japan is doing. He was dummy, Hey, Dad, did
you hear Japan is they're going to a shorter work week,
trying to encourage young people to have more babies. And
I saw this is from the Moscow Times. To hope
it's not a comedy publication. The eleven Russian regions to
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pay female students for early motherhood. They're going to pay
women to have babies. And I am fascinated by this
subject of birth rates in nations. I don't know how
to fix the problem, but I know it's a huge
(14:50):
problem for a lot of countries, and I don't know
how to fix it. And this is not a new problem.
One of the great signs that your nation is thriving
is when you have a good birth rate for the country.
I've told you this before. Pre World War One. One
of the things that freaked England and France and these
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other countries out about Germany. Germany was fair the young
is a unified country. Back then. One of the things
that freaked them out about Germany and the Germans was
their birth rate was sky high. Young people were getting
married and they were cranking out little German babies, which
didn't end up working out that great for the rest
of the world. But you understand what I'm saying. It
was one of the things that other nations were back then.
(15:33):
This is not some new phenomenon they're looking. They're thinking,
dag gone. Those Germans are breeding like rabbits and vice versa.
Nations have understood for the longest time. If people are
not reproducing, if they're not making enough babies, then it
means terrible things for your country. First, it throws your
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country out of balance. You know, societies to have old people,
middle aged people, young people, children, toddlers, babies, all people
of all ages serve critical roles in a society. They
just do. It's healthy for a society. You need babies there,
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you need old people there, you need people in between.
It starts to turn your society too old. You start
to lose young people, and too many people get old.
It screws you up. That's the beginning, and then it
gets worse from there your society starts to die off.
It's really really bad. The only reason I brought this
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up is and all the times I've read about it,
I have never found a country that seemed to figure
out a solid, long lasting solution for it. And I'm
all gamed for solutions. I've heard tax incentives. I know
Poland's had some success there. Russia's gonna start paying women
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to crank come out out. Japan's that they're having less
of a work week. A at least maybe the young
people will stay home and get married and make babies.
But nations have never seemed to be able to figure
out how to reverse this problem. And we have the
same problem here in America. Now. Our problem is not
as severe as someone like Japan. Japan the really a
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lot of the Asian countries they are they're dying. They
can't get enough babies out there. It's a huge issue.
But our problem, it's approaching it for sure. And I
don't pretend to have all the answers unless it's asked
doctor Jesse Thursday, which is tomorrow. I don't pretend to
have all the answers, but I know society needs an
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answer for it, and it's crazy to see what happens
and look at There are a lot of factors that
go into it, but it's a sad place when you
watch a society hours Japan's even Russia. It's hard to
feel bad for the Russians, but even Russia, it's hard
to see in old society dying off. Holy crap, is
(18:03):
that true? Chris, Jewish producer Chris just looked it up.
Japan's point seven per year. Point seven that's what their
birth rate is. Now. You need, as you know, a
birth rate slightly above two to continue as a country.
There's this point seven sucks, you know, it doesn't suck?
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Is tunnel to Towers. Christmas season. Christmas season is wonderful
lots of the time, and lots of the time, it's
very very hard when you have lost lost someone in
your life. Christmas season can be very very hard. This
is gonna be a first for me. I'll tell you already.
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It's hard without my dad. Christmas music is it's harder
to hear. I've always enjoyed it. Hard this year just
thinking about doing Christmas and he's not gonna be there.
It's gonna be hard. Think about the Golden Families fallen
first responder families. You know, I lost my dad when
he was almost seventy. Think, think if you lose your
dad when you're a kid. This is the time of year.
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Tunnel to Towers steps up big time for those people.
And all they've ever asked is eleven dollars a month
from us to keep going. More than ninety five cents
of every dollar goes directly to its programs. It's unheard
of in the charity world. You want to help those
families out. Tis the season eleven bucks a month, tth
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Speaker 3 (20:03):
Three Jesse, could you give us a sentence or two
and you get a chance on how the federal government
confiscated millions of acres of state lands and then calling
it like a park or something. And they're mismanaging the
forest anyway. They can't handle it properly. The Parks Department
of said past devastating forest fires are natural. They wouldn't
(20:24):
let the people clear out the beetle killed the dead trees,
so wipes out our forest. Be great for Trump to
try to give back the federal land to the states,
to whom it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You want to see a jaw dropping map. A jaw
dropping map. If you're not driving, pull up your phone,
your iPad, whatever. Don't act like you don't have your
phone in your hand. I know you do. Pull up
your phone and look up map United States, map of
federal lands. Look at the western United States of America.
(21:03):
It's it's like the whole thing. They just they kind
of have the whole thing. And there's all kinds of
stuff back east too, you know, but out west it's
just theirs. They just took it all. And there are
a lot of things I could say about this right now. Again,
(21:23):
if you told the founding fathers that the federal government
would be the largest landholder in the country, they would
have just stopped the revolution and left the country in
Britain's hands. They'd be mortified by the fact that we
allowed that. But this is again, this is remember well,
it's Christmas party season, so we don't have to make
(21:43):
it in the past. It's Christmas party season. So here's
what you're probably already experiencing if you go to work
or you will experience it. A brutal company Christmas party.
There will be one. You know what's going to happen.
They're going to rent out Chuck E Cheese and it's
gonna be a Friday night when you want to do
(22:03):
something else. Everyone's gonna show up. I know, Chris, I
love Chuck E Cheese too, but that's not the point.
They're gonna rent out of Chuck E Cheese and everyone's
gonna have to show up, and then it'll be everyone.
It's a Santa hat theme. Everyone wears Santa hat. And
you know why you're having a company Christmas party when
every person walking through the door wants to be somewhere else.
(22:24):
You want to know why that happens. Because people people
want to do something to justify their existence. It's a
very common it's a very human thing to do. And
so when the company is having a meeting towards the
end of the year, there will inevitably be some busybody,
(22:45):
almost always a woman. We need a Christmas party this
year with the theme. Everyone can dress up as the Grinch.
It'll be so fun. And because the CEO is not
used to saying no to anybody, he'll be like, Okay, Susie,
you can play the Grinch Christmas party. And so people
have this desire to do something and it screws people
(23:08):
over all the time. This is how so much of
the government operates when it comes to parts of this country.
You have these bureaucrats in, these politicians, and we don't
want them to do anything. Just leave us alone, Just
leave us be. Please stop spending our money, stop passing laws,
stop taking lands, stop passing regulations. Just leave us alone
(23:31):
and let us be free. Freedom is not free, but
they can't when they see anything. While those are pretty mountains,
you know what, we should make those federal lands. Then
no one can ever touch them. Oh that's a pretty
river next door. That could be part of the federal
land too. You know what, the whole state of Nevada,
I think we'll just take it. It's what they do.
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And there's a more nefarious part of this. There's a
drug cartel border aspect to this. As well. I know
New Mexico in particular has struggled with this. You'll see
some do good or congresswoman, some senator somewhere. They'll say,
you know, I think this needs this land needs to
be protected. This should be a national monument. And they'll
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even make some greeny argument for it. It's this is
what the ground squirrels would want, something like that, when
in reality, when you do that, you can severely restrict
what border patrol and other law enforcement agencies are allowed
to do on the national lands. Because there are national
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lands inside the borders of this country where the drugs
are grown by the drug cartels. Did you know that
they're not all shipped here. Sometimes it's grown here. There's
all kinds of ugliness when it comes to that. Yeah,
I look, I could go off on that for a while,
as you could tell. But anyway, Canada's Justin Trudeau seems
(25:00):
to be upset that we didn't elect Dome. Now, it
shouldn't be that way. It wasn't supposed to be that way.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
We were supposed to be on a steady, if difficult,
sometimes march towards progress. And yet just a few weeks ago,
the United States voted for a second time to not
elect its first woman president. Everywhere women's rights and women's
progress is under attack, overtly and subtlely. But I want
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you to know that I am and always will be
a proud feminist. You will always have an ally in
me and in my government.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
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No, it shouldn't be that way.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It wasn't supposed to be that way. We were supposed
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Steady, if difficult sometimes march towards progress.
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And yet just a few weeks ago, have you ever
seen how that little fruitcake sits with his legs crossed
over like chick stew? Just I don't even understand how
with the man's anatomy. You can cross your legs like
that with just the thigh resting on the other thigh.
But he does it, he pulls it off. You know why?
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Everywhere women's rights and women's progress is under attack overtly
and subtlely. But I want you to know that I
am and always will be a proud feminist. You will
always have an ally in me and in my government.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Get those tea levels up, dear o Wise. One yesterday,
my sister and I got into a big discussion about
deportation and what happens to the kids that are already here.
So of course I channeled my inner Jesse Kelly with
my points. But then she came back this morning with
the fourteenth Amendment, and I realized, I don't know the
difference between that and daca. Can you please help me
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out some more? My mom, to my surprise, commented, actually, Aerin,
did you hear Jesse Kelly make the argument? He laid
it out pretty well. Now, how do I get my
sister to listen to you as well? His name is
Eron or her name, I don't know which one it is. Okay,
So Daca, uh, Daca was from Obama because we have
all these children who are born here. But then there
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are children who are brought here when they're children. So
the incorrect interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment, now I need
to stress it's incorrect, is that if you are born here,
even if your mom's an illegal who just slipped across
the border, you are an American citizen. That's the fourteenth Amendment.
DACA was not about children who were born here, because
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under the current ridiculous law, those children are already American citizens.
DACA was about the people who came here who were
brought here as children. So dad, mom, uncle, cartel guy
grabs a six year old drags him across the border
from Nicaragua. And now because of Obama, because of DACA
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and the courts and a bunch of stuff. Now that
non citizen. The DACA people are not citizens. They are, however,
but kind of look it gets complicated. They are, however,
protected from deportation. That is the difference under our insane
interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment. If you are born here,
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you're a citizen. The DACA people are not people who
were born here. They're people. That's why they call them dreamers,
These dreamers. They always have to have the fluffiest terms
for these people. It's about the people who were brought
here as kids. They're not citizens, but they want to
protect them from deportation. That's what DAKA is all about.
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All Right, some emails and then we're gonna check out
it here until tomorrow. Hang on fighting for your freedom every.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Day The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you that tomorrow's and asked doctor
Jesse thursdays, I won't be here Friday. You can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Email your questions.
All three hours dedicated to you. Chris, I haven't bought
the wife anything for Christmas yet either, And not only that,
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here's what she dropped on me. I didn't tell you this.
She said, Hey, do me a favor, and don't look
at the credit card bill. Not to sound like you, Chris,
but I always look at the credit card bill to
make sure there aren't fraudulent charges. And you know money
doesn't grow on trees. That she said, hey, do me
a favor and don't look at the credit card bill.
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There's only one reason she would have said that she
bought me something nice this year. I don't know what
that means. Right, There are various degrees of nice. Did
she did she buy me a new scope for a rifle?
Did she buy me a sweet knife for something or
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a cool little I don't know. But now so all right,
hear me out. Why shouldn't I take a peek at
the credit card bill? Not because I want to ruin
any gift, but it'll give me some idea of what
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I should be spending in return, because what if look,
what if it's a what if it's a hundred dollars knife.
That's a nice knife. I realize it's not custom, ay,
but that's a nice knife. And then I go out
and I get her a twenty five dollars order of flowers. Well,
now I look like a jerk. But what if it's
one hundred dollars knife and then I go spend two
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or three hundred dollars on a diamond earrings or something
like that. Now I've tommy topped her and she'll be
mad about that too. What, Chris? What? What? That's a
good point, Chris said, I can't look because I can't act.
That's a good point. I'm paralyzed right now. And she'll
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give me no indications at all of what I'm dealing
with here. I might be walking into a buzzsaw. I
don't have any idea. It's basically a minefield. You've seen
movies like Rambo when he's crawling through the minefield and
he has to dig up the mines before he blows
himself up. That's me right now in the house Rambo,
trying to figure out how to do this. I don't
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know where this is going, but I'm scared. Now. I'm
at the point where I'm scared and I don't want
to overspend. I don't want to sound like Chris. I
don't want to overspend. Money doesn't grow on trees. Look,
inflation accelerated in November. It's a headline right here, two
point seven percent for the year, So we're all poorer anyway.
Maybe that's what I do. I'll get her something not
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too expensive, and I'll cite the inflation numbers. She'll be
understanding about that. I'm sure, hey, I would have got
you something nicer, but inflation's really bad. I already give
her dog roughly What else can you ask from me?
Fred is given rough Greens every single day because of me,
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the all natural nutritional supplement you sprinkle on his food. Fred,
he gets to live longer. I'm sure she's cuddling with
him as we speak right now, cuddling and snuggling with
that big, fluffy, useless idiot Fred, and she'll get to
do that for ages. I give her the gift of Fred.
Because I give Fred the gift of Roughgreens. Essentially, my
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gift to Fred is her gift. I like that. I
like where I'm going with this whole thing. Do you
want to give your wife a gift? She'll remember a
gift that has her pet living longer. Cats or dogs
they have now greens too. Go get a free jumpstart
trial back eight three three three three my dog, or
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go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. Also, remember these
communists are psychos who want to murder people.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
We'll say it over and over, file, this is never
the answer to This guy gets a trial who's allegedly
killed the CEO of United Health. But you can only
push people so far and then they start to take
matters their own hands.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, hey, this guy's going to get a trial. But
you can only push people so far. H He kind
of had it coming. Hello, world famous author. Just a
short story on the impact of your book. I was
able to buy your book and meet you at the
book signing in Tampa. What an honor for her. One
of my history classes is doing a class project on
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communism and the impacts, and I suggested your book as
a reference. One of my students was so interested in
your book that I bought him a copy, and every
time I see him in his free time, he is
reading it. Another of my students was also interested in
the book, so he's reading my copy. I love the
interest for showing and I love that I'm training anti communists.
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Thanks for all you do. Her name is Sarah, how
about that look? That wonderful book is available at Jesse
kellybook dot com. It's award winning. Chris actually didn't win
any awards. It is a national bestseller, though he believed
they started printing it with national bestseller on it. Gosh,
I'm such an author, Master Trapper. After I heard your
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story of ob and the mouse in the garbage can,
that reminded me of my wife. We had a mouse
issue and I caught a few, and my wife said, quote,
they are in the air vents, and I hear them
hissing all the time. She heard water flowing into the
toilet to refill her bad in the toilet, and I
thought it was all and thought it was mice hissing
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at her from the central air vents. Apparently she heard
it for months, and even after I assured her it
was the water pressure, she insisted they were hissing mice
living in her mind. Love your brother, keep trapping. His
name is John By. Now. The fact that there are
mice or a mouse or a rat in the house,
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it's not something she can get out of her mind now.
And if things get any worse around the house, if
I don't bring her an actual dead mouse soon, I'm
telling you right now, I'm gonna go to the pet
store and I'm gonna get a dead mouse. You know
you can buy those to feed snakes and stuff like that.
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And I've got what, Chris, what? Yes, already dead Chris.
I'm not gonna look as much of a barbarian as
I am. I'm not gonna go buy a mouse from
the pet store and throw it down onto a mouse trap.
That's a little dark, don't what is wrong with you? Yes,
you can buy already dead mice, apparently the look. You'll
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know this when your kid buys a freaking snake one day,
even though even though the snake, even though the snake
doesn't eat dead mice, so of course it has to
be a live rat or whatnot. Wait a minute, I
already have to go buy rats for the stupid snake.
I bet you I'll get a two for one deal.
I'll get a couple rats. Now a rat, I'll drop
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a rat in a trap. Rats are just the most
wretched little things in the world. I'll wait till she's
gone and snap, drop that bad boy in there. Hey,
good news, ub problem solved. This is a great plan.
I love this plan. And now here's a headline. Why
go you know you know the thing headlines We didn't
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get to US China officials to hold economic talks before
the Trump return. Of course, they're trying to do everything
they can do to ensure China. The gravy train is
gonna keep on a rolling. One hundred and eighty four
killed in Haiti, the UN says, as the gang leader
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allegedly orders the massacre of the elderly on a voodoo
priest's advice. Remember that talk we had yesterday about being
very careful wanting that revolution. You think you're gonna end
up better off, you very rarely are. Haiti's a prime example.
Biden orders Scientific Agency to expand its use of indigenous
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knowledge in the final days. Gosh, here we go. The
rain dances at the Science Institute. Tomorrow is ask doctor
Jesse Thursday, we're gonna have a blast. I'll see you
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