December 18, 2024 • 38 mins
Trump and most Republicans are trying to right the ship as far as government spending, but Mike Johnson introduced his 1500 page bill that doesn't do that. The swamp has a scam going and they don't want to give it up. DOGE could be a bad idea, let's explain why. They are all about emotional manipulation.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It
is Humpday, and I have something special plan for you tonight,
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especially because I was gone yesterday. So let me just
lay out for you how the show is going to go.
Some are going to love this, some are going to
hate it, and I really don't care either. Wake this
is how the show is about to go. The cr
the continuing Resolution, the spending bill, what's going on in
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the House of Representatives. We're gonna have a long talk
about that to open the show. The who, what, when, where,
and why. It might make you feel better, it might
make you feel worse, but we have to have a
little chat about that, and we are going to in
just a moment. That's our one hour two. You can
set all that stuff aside. It's history time. I'm not
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going to give away yet what the history story is
about tonight. It begins one hour from now. I will
say it involves chopping off people's ears. So if you
want to hang out for a nice little history rewind,
you might want to do that. I'm going to take
a long time telling a wonderful story, and I don't
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care who likes it or not. If I have time
after the history story, and I assume I will, But
if I have time, I'll get to probably some illegal
immigration stuff, some of the January sixth stuff, emails, voicemails,
all that, and so much more. But it's gonna be
screaming about this and then History time tonight. That is
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what's coming on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
let's begin talking about what's happening, why it's happening, Why
are they passing a fifteen hundred page bill, Why is
this garbage in there? Why is that garbage in there?
And we'll discuss the various types of garbage shortly. But
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I want you first. I want you to walk with
me through something. Just a little little analogy here. Just
walk with me.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I started Jesse Kelly's Burgers. You've heard me talk about
this before, but this is a burger chain I started,
and it started small. Okay, we'll call it sixty years ago.
I wasn't even alive, of course, But sixty years ago
I came up with the greatest burger recipe ever, and
I started Jesse Kelly's Burger Restaurant and it went from
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one to two too soon. In my hometown we'll call
it Houston. Soon there were ten ten locations. Wow, ten
locations jesse Kelly's Burgers. That's pretty big. So we're talking
about a fairly decent sized company now. But then, just
like McDonald's or a Burger King or Taco Bell, Little Caesars,
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it blew up nationally. People started tasting it from around
the country. These burgers are amazing. And I was an
ambitious person sixty years ago. And the company begins to
grow and grow and grow, and the company gets as
big as McDonald's. There's a jesse Kelly's Burgers everywhere you
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go in the country, and if you visit Singapore, you
can eat at one in the airport. That's how big.
Jesse Kelly's Burgers becomes Fortune five hundred company, one of
the biggest food companies in the world. That's how big
jesse Kelly's Burgers has gotten. But two things have happened
over the last sixty years with jesse Kelly's Burgers. Remember
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this is going somewhere. It's gonna pertain to Congress. That's one.
Two is fake story. There's no jesse Kelly's Burgers but
something has happened over the last sixty years of this
fake restaurant story. Me the CEO of Jesse Kelly's Burgers.
I I have gotten rich off of these delicious cheeseburgers,
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and I've kind of stopped caring about the company. I'm
still the CEO, but I don't want to go to work.
I don't want to deal with profit loss sheets and
hiring and firing, and taxes and regulations and this and that.
I want to go to the Mediterranean. I want to
eat Little Caesar's crazy bread on my one hundred foot
yacht in the Mediterranean. Don't bother me. So I'm a
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negligent CEO. And as my negligence has persisted, Jesse Kelly's
Burgers has become a heroin business as well. It started
with one chain. They figured out, Hey, if we could
we have all these people coming in, what if we
started quietly mar marketing heroin to these people? What if
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we we'll sell it out the back. And that began
with one chain, and soon it bled into the other chains.
And now this huge fortune five hundred company not only
sells delicious cheeseburgers, they are invested in black tar heroin.
And this has been going on for years and years
and years, and what's happened is the company has sold heroin.
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It's done something bad, something evil for so long that
it's how everyone in the company makes a living. Chief
the head accountant, Chris, we'll call him. He's the head
of finance for the company. His salary, judging by what
the company should be selling burgers, should be five hundred
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thousand dollars a year, but because heroin is part of it,
Chris makes two million dollars a year. We have a
guy he's in marketing, Corey. Judging by the size of
the company, he should also be making half a million.
He also makes two million a year because there's so
much heroin money. But it goes beyond just Chris and Corey.
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You see our delivery drivers. We have drivers going to
and fro delivering the buns and cheese and burgers. But
they've discovered they can also deliver heroin on the routes.
And now the delivery driver who used to make ten
dollars an hour, now he makes fifty five dollars an
hour on the average because of Heroin. The cashier in
the restaurant, he's just a minimum wage employee making seven
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eight bucks an hour. That's what he should be. That's
what he was making at McDonald's before he came to
my company. But now because he slipped some heroin to people,
now he makes thirty bucks an hour. The manager of
the franchisees, he's highly invested in heroin. He's a manager
of one franchise. He makes fifty sixty grand a year
normally if he was selling something else, but now that
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he's selling heroin, he makes two one a grand a year.
So the cashier is, the delivery drivers, Chris Corey, everybody,
year after year after year of heroin, hero heroin. They
have built their existence, their professional lives on the trafficking
of heroin. And this wasn't a one off, it wasn't
a one month thing. This is decades, thirty forty years
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of heroin trafficking. Every single level of the company, from
the c suite to the cashier to the delivery drivers,
is highly invested in the distribution of black tar heroin.
And then back to me. Remember, I'm the fat, lazy
CEO now and who doesn't want to work anymore. I
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finally decide one day, you know what I'm done with
all this CEO nonsense. I built this great company, but
I'm ready to pass it down. In fact, I'm gonna
pass it down to my son, my youngest son, Luke
is he's really shown an interest in business, and he's
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been out there in the business world and he's been
revamping companies and earning companies around. And he's just one
of these hardworking, super sharp, motivated guys. And he's grown enough,
he's experienced enough. I'm going to hand the company over
to Luke. He will be the new CEO. I know
that's not how it works with CEOs, but anyway, I'm
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gonna hand the company to Luke. Luke, Kelly, you are
officially the CEO. And let's say Luke is the best
raise or sharp, good to go and he's honest, a
good person. He doesn't believe in selling drugs, doesn't believe
in screwing people over, doesn't believe in breaking the law.
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So Chris walks into this organization that was good at
one point now is completely corrupt and evil, and Luke
walks in a CEO. Now, Chris Luke walks in a
CEO and he wants to change things. He wants to
get out of the heroin business. Let's just get back
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to meat, cheese and buns, guys, Chipotle, Tabasco, little garlic powder.
Let's just get back to burgers, shall we. Let me
ask you something. Decades and decades and decades of heroin
becoming ingrained in the Jesse Kelly Burger company, How quick
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and how easy is it going to be for Luke,
the new CEO, to get Jesse Kelly Burgers out of heroin?
Is it even possible for a person to come in?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
He's the chief executive, right, he's not a god king,
He's the chief executive. But is it even possible? I mean,
he sits down at his corporate board meeting. Let's say
there's twenty people on the board, and every single person
in that board, every one of them, they all are filthy,
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filthy rich, not because of Jesse Kelly's Burgers, but because
of the Jesse Kelly heroin business on the side, from
the boardroom to the cashier, to the delivery driver, to
the franchise manager and everyone in between invested in heroin.
How quick and easy is it going to be for
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Luke to get out of the heroin business. Let's have
a discussion about this cr this continuing resolution. Mike Johnson,
our government, how things work, why they work that way?
Why doge Department of Government efficiency might even in the
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end be a bad thing. I will explain all this
on the Jesse Kelly Show, and then we're doing history
about forty five minutes from now. Before we do that,
let's get your tea levels up. Because I don't want
to sell you heroin. I want you to be healthy.
I want you to feel good. I want your mind
to work better in twenty twenty five than it has
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in years. Instead of getting home from work and dying
to kick your shoes off and just put your feet up.
I want you to be so full of pep and
energy you take the old lady or your husband out
dancing that night. You're feeling good when you make the
kids dinner. That's what chalk can do for you. That's
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We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, so
keeping you updated. Yes, I'm aware that we're we think
as of the last hour and a half two hours,
that that continuing resolution, the one as written, was dead,
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or at least it's dying. Let's set that aside for
a moment, because I'm telling you right now they're going
to pass something horrible, and we're going over the why
this happens. And in fact, this is going to come
back to this DOGE, this Department of Government Efficiency, the
one Elon and Vivek are running, and I'm gonna explain
why that may end up being a bad thing inadvertently
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in the end. But so we just talked about the
massive criminal organization that was I used Jesse Kelly's Burger's
selling Heroin, But obviously it didn't take a genius to
figure out I was talking about the United States government.
What is the heroin. When it comes to the United
States government, well, the United States government they got hooked
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on the heroin money, and that is your money. Our
government fell into the same trap most governments fall into
over time. Over time, the people of countries will start
to separate themselves from politics. They'll get obsessed with bread
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and circuses, the daily life that we all live, and
they will ignore politics. And as soon as people do that,
people who occupy government in and around government, it doesn't
have to be actually government employees, but in and around government,
they will figure out the public treasure is a huge,
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huge pot of money and they can steal it all. Now,
where is this going? Why do we have these continuing
resolutions even though this one might be dead. Why why
does this happen? Well, we've had decades of things happening
within our government to ensure that no one can stop
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the scam. It's not just that they have a scam going,
it's that they know they have a scam going. And
the whole idea is, if we happen to get a
new CEO, we don't want him to be able to
stop the looting of the treasury. How do we avoid that.
Here's a great example. This is a representative Andrew Clyde
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is his name, and he's talking about Trump and spending cuts.
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, the power of impoundment has been a presidential authority
literally for the first two centuries two hundred years of
our country. And then in nineteen seventy four, Congress passed
the Impowerment Control Act, which seriously limited the president's ability
to cut spending. Or I mean, think of it like this, Maria,
if you can, if Congress appropriates ten million dollars for
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a specific program, and then the president can accomplish that
program with seven million dollars and save three million of it,
save thirty percent. Shouldn't he have the authority to do that?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
But he doesn't. And did you hear Congress passed the law.
What are some other things that are in this CR
whether or not it actually passes? Seventy two pages for
Pandemic Preparedness Response Act? What do those include? Vaccine mandates,
vaccine passports, all kinds of the worst stuff. Why would
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they include that in a CR because that stuff, that
stuff is at risk with Donald Trump coming in with
the doge, that Elon Musk stuff coming in. That's the
kind of thing they might look at. Well, vaccine mandates
create vast quantities of wealth for big pharma. So what
do you do. You can't leave it up in the air.
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That's our heroin, that's our heroin money. So you throw
it in a CR to guarantee the money starts coming
or the money keeps coming no matter what. Why did
Congress put a pay raise in there for itself? Why
are there things like funding for new bio labs in there?
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Why are they continuing to fund government censorship for another year?
There's something that's being sued because they believe in government censorship,
and that organization, that department of the government, it gets
funding for another year under this CR. You know what
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else is in the CR? You see they're worried about
Liz Cheney and the January sixth Committee and all the
crimes they committed. You know what someone threw in this
c are someone threw in there that Congress's data, emails,
text messages, things like that are essentially blocked. Nobody can
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get into them, no one can look at them. Why
do they try to pass things like this? Why why
did Mike Johnson go from saying things like this back
in September to trying to get this better.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Wrong with with the CRS. As our leader just noted,
we have we have broken the Christmas omni and I
have no intention of going back to that terrible tradition.
So there won't be a Christmas omnibus.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
As somebody asked, But that's of course exactly what this is.
It's not called an omnibus, it's a CR. But it's
the same thing. Why would he go back on that?
Because he believes his business is government? He said it
several times. Well, we have to govern, We really need
to govern. People expect us to govern. And as soon
as that's your mentality, you will lose. Because the people
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in and around government they are only there to bloodsuck
the money from your wallet. And every single thing they
do is about angling for that end. That's why these
things happen all the time, a constant CR, over and
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over and over and over again. It's all about looting
you and your money. That's why they do it. Now,
how do we change that? And why? In fact, I'll
get to this next. This Department of Government efficiency, we
all love I love it too, Elon musk and bit back.
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They're gonna cut some things. Why I think it might
potentially be a horrible idea. Next, is he smarter than
everyone who knows?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Does he think so?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Wednesday, a hub day. Do not forget.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So back to what we were discussing here, CR after
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CR after CR remembers it's just been nothing but that
any CR is a scandal. We have been conditioned to
accept them. Now, a continuing resolution is for emergency purposes
only World War three type stuff. We don't have time,
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just pass it. Why do they keep doing it? Because
our entire government is full of gutless, loser cowards who
don't want to cut a dime, They don't want to
own anything in the budget. So while just keep doing
what we were doing, people won't be that mad about that.
And that brings me to Doge. Doge, the Department of
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Government Efficiency, which I love Elon Musk Vivek. They're gonna
get in there and they're gonna cut government spending. We're
gonna cut this department, We're gonna cut that department. We're
gonna cut this department. Well, remember what we just talked about,
this gigantic criminal organization known as the United States Government.
Remember how we talked about It's been decades, decades of
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them enshrining into law, shielding themselves from any harm, and
ensuring they can continue to pillage your money without end.
Decades of doing this. And then Trump wins an election
and Elon Musk is involved. And here we have Elon Musk.
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He has this history of slashing waste from companies. He
famously bought Twitter and fired eighty percent of the employees.
And Trump and Elon are best buds now, and Trump
and Elon get together and they're like, hey, let's start
a whole new department of Government Efficiency and then we'll
start cutting spending, which I love to hear and you
love to hear. That's good, good, Yes, we're all we're
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all on board with that. However, look at what they
just tried to do to you and me earlier today,
and they're gonna end up passing a cr the horrible
Just Chris, go ahead and write that one down. Chris,
write that one down. Even though I actually don't even
know if that's necessary, everyone knows I gotta pass one
that's horrible. But that horrible cr they tried to pass earlier,
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which still was going to pass in some form. Why
did they do it? Well, we just talked about it.
Decades of them protecting the scam, protecting the criminal organization
that is the government. Do you believe they're going to
let some billionaire CEO and his little buddy Vivek. Do
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you think they're all just going to say, yeah, come
on in and and my scam. Hey, I've got this
great thing going here, I've got this, I've got this
organization I'm funding with taxpayer money and they're giving me
all kinds of kickbacks. Hey, Elon, come cut this, would
you please? Or do you think do you think judges
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are going to step in and stop it? Do you
think Congress is going to step in and stop it?
Do you think the various bureaucratic agencies are going to
step in and stop it? When the entire United States
government has become a criminal organization completely dedicated to bloodsucking
the money out of your wallet. Do you think they're
going to see Elon Musk walk through the door and say, WHOA,
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We're finished now. I guess the scams over, guys or
do you think do you think the bank robbery crew
and our government might just put a stop to some
of that. Now I'm applauding the effort, and I hope
they can cut anything any I mean, any cuts would
be good. But here's why I say, DOEGE Department of
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Government Efficiency. Might it just might be a whole thing
in the end. I'll put it to you this way.
I want you to imagine. I want you to imagine
that I want to hurt kids. The neighborhood kids and
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I have been selling razor blades to all the little
toddlers in the area outside and not even selling, I've
just been giving them out. I've got a van with
no windows, and I drive around handing all the toddler's
razor blades and dandering all the kids. Kids keep having
to go to the hospital, and it becomes known fairly
known by a few people. Hey man, Jesse's given all
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the toddler's razor blades. And then our neighborhood decides, you
know what, we need to do more to protect the
kids in this neighborhood. Let's start a committee to protect kids.
And the neighborhood puts me on that committee. Now you
could say that's mismanagement. I would say this talk about
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giving me cover for the I want to hurt kids.
I've been harming kids in the neighborhood forever. Now I
can tell everyone, look how pro kid I am. I'm
on the Neighborhood Kid Protection Committee. John Cornyn is an
evil piece of trash. James low T. Langford, Jony Ernst.
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These scumbags have made careers out of screwing us over
every single chance they get, spending huge quantities of money.
James Langford tried to get amnesty through. John Cornyn passed
a gun control bill with Democrats, and who's involved already
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publicly with Doge John Cornyn, Jony Ernst, James.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
We're working on trying to separate the pile of government
waste in two stacks.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
What can the executive branch.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Do on their own just by declaring agencies need to
be more efficient, changing the rules. What are the things
that we got to have legislation for so that we
know what's our job, we know what's their.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Job, we can take off on it.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
There's something I've literally worked on for ten years, and
it's good to be able to get the initiative going right.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Now to be able to say, let's work on this.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Honestly, Steve, this shouldn't be a part of an issue, right,
everybody should work on government waste. Drag shows in Ecuador
that the State Department paid for that grant to be
able to do that. If Ecuador wants to do drag shows,
that's up to them, but the American taxpayers shouldn't pay
for that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
If Doge cannot deliver on massive cuts, the only thing
Doege is going to deliver on is giving cover to
people like James Langford, who will run again for Senate
in Oklahoma and he will use his work on Doge
public comments like I just said to get himself re
elected by very forgetful voters. The voters of Oklahoma should
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be full of white hot anger for that ginger eunuch
every single day, all day long, for trying to amnesty
millions of illegals and keep the border open instead because
of Doge, James Langford will be all over every news
station from now until the end of time talking about
all the government waste he hates. And this is why
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I love Trump, and I'm involved with Elon and We're
going to cut this waste. John Cornyn is potentially facing
a career ending primary challenge in Texas. In the year
twenty twenty six, John Cornyn joined with Democrats to pass
gun control legislation and one of the most pro gun
states in the Union. John Cornyn should not have a
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prayer at reelection, but John Cornyn for the next two
years is going to be able. Man. I love this Doge.
I'm Senator Cornyn, and we're getting this Wiste out of government.
Look at me and Elon, we're good buddies. Let's go Elon,
let's cut some stuff. Look at me, Conservative Cornan. Jony Earnst,
that witch from Iowa has been bending over backwards to
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torpedo Pete Hegsat for God knows what reason. She is
not on our side. She has never been on our side.
And Joni Ernst is going to be on every radio
show who doesn't know better and every TV show who
doesn't know better from now until the end of time
talking about her great work she's doing with Dosee. I
agree with Elon. We just spend too much money. That's
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why I'm working hand in hand with Elon. We're gonna
get the Waist out of government. If those cannot deliver
on massive spending cuts to this government. The only significant
thing DOSEE will accomplish is giving political cover to the
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very people who have destroyed us. That's a fact. That's
a fact. It's an uncomfortable fact, but it's true. I'll
touch on. I'll finish this up because I want to
go talk about history. I'm getting my blood pressure up
thinking about this whole thing. We're gonna do one more
couple more minutes on this, and then we are disappearing
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into the world of history and I may not even
come back. And if anyone has a problem with that,
that's too bad. So sad you can email. I won't care.
Before we do that, though, let's talk about tunnel to towers.
Let's take care of widows and orphans as we are
commanded to do. The Christmas season is a wonderful time
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and can be a very very hard time if you
have loss in your family. Can be brutal. As I've
told you, it's going to be very hard for my
family this year because my dad's gone. Now, I've never
had it. I've never in my forty three years, had
a Christmas where I couldn't talk to my dad. Now
I do what's it like when Dad didn't come home
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from Afghanistan? When Dad put on a uniform in New
York City one day to go be a cop and
never came home. What's that like? Tunnel to Towers can't
bring Dad back, but they can help the families that
are left behind, and they do. And they don't waste
your money. They don't spend it on private jets. They
spend it on the families more than ninety five cents
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of every dollar. And all they ask for is eleven
bucks a month. Tthnumber two, T dot Org. We'll be back.
I've got on animalisid on't mean?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Says yes, he Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
It is the Jesse Kellys Show. Remember if you missed
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't forget History's coming up
ten minutes from now. If you're addicted to the news
of the day, you're on your own there. I'm tired
of it. I want to go do some history. Let's
do some lessons from history and have a good time
doing that. Chris, why don't you like motown music? I
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don't understand. Do you not like black music? Chris?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Are you a racist? Why everyone likes motown? Man? You
really don't like Smokey Robinson? Dude?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You've never listened to a Smokey Robinson song? I like, what?
What do you listen to? The Jesse Kelly Show playlist? Well,
you know what, I can't blame you there. Actually that's
I take that back. You knew exactly how to answer, Chris.
You always know what to say. Back to our back
to our omnibus talk. Mike Johnson came out said this, this.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Was the conservative play call.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
We don't normally like what's called a continued resolution a CR,
but in this case it makes sense because.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Let me stop right there. We don't normally like it.
It's all we've ever gotten. We don't normally like it,
but in this case it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
If we push it into the first quarter of next year,
then we have a Republican controlled Congress and President Donald J.
Trump back in the White House, we'll be able to
have more say over the funding decisions for twenty.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh man, I feel better, don't you don't worry? Next
time we're gonna get some real not this time. Of course,
no no no, no, no no no no, not this time.
But next time, guys, cuts are coming, I promise.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Now, that would have been an easier thing to do,
But then we had circumstances outside of our control. We
had these emergencies that are required, so we had.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
There we go. Now this is well, tell you what.
It was Saturday or Sunday last weekend. Sunday last weekend,
we were finally done with all our chores, and Bob
says to me and the boys, I'd like to sit
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down and watch a family Christmas movie together. Now I
didn't want to sit down and watch a family Christmas movie,
and the boys didn't want to sit down and watch
a family Christmas movie. You know what Ob said in
that moment, because she could see the looks on our faces.
She looked around the house and she said, well, I
guess I just decorated the whole house for Christmas for nothing.
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Then you know what that's called. One, that's brilliant. Two
that's called emotional blackmail. That's what that's exactly what that is.
That's emotional blackmail. Nobody wanted to see Obs sad, so
we were like, oh no, we want to, we want
to what Mike Johnson's about to do right here. It
is sick to see what's wrong. It's exactly what politicians do.
(32:23):
It's called emotional blackmail. You're furious that the government is
going to continue to fund censorship, that the government's going
to fund vaccine mandates, that they're going to fund a
massive raise for themselves. But don't you understand it's about
the hurricane victims.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, it's a record hurricane season.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
We had Heleen and Milton, and they just did massive
destruction across our red states, frankly in the southeast, in
the eastern side of the country. And then we've had
farmers who are in jeopardy of permanently.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Not just the hurricane victims, the farmers. We can't let them.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Down going under.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
They've had three lost years in a row because of
Bidenomics and inflation and other circumstances outside of their control.
And so when you cobble those two things together, there's
a desperate need for that aid. And that's what adds
another one hundred plus billion dollars to the bill, and
that's why everybody's uncomfortable with it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I am too.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Desperate need. You don't want to take away desperate need. Right,
are you going to deny watching a Christmas movie with
her after she works so hard on the decorations. It's
a desperate need. Just set aside your wallet, the value
of the dollar, the future of your children. There's a
desperate need. The farmers. And then of course he wraps.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
It up with this is we have a massive deficit
and deficit and a debt problem. Of course in this country,
we can begin to address that and shrink the size
and scope of government in January with Republican control. But
we've got to bridge the gap to get there, and
we cannot leave our small farms and ranchers and are
inner people who are devastated by their hurricanes out In
the meantime, Look.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
We're gonna totally start making these hard choices and cutting
funding and doing all that stuff in a little while,
just not right now. The notice he even went from farmers.
It was only a minute. It was like a minute
and a half long SoundBite, and he even ramped it
up during that minute and a half. At first it
was just the farmers, then it was the small farmers.
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Maybe you thought it was these big evil farmers, it's
the small farmers. It's herb out there with just a
couple of plows and just a couple of years of corn.
And unless you destroy your child's future, herb ain't gonna
make it herb. It's dying for you. Help her about.
I hate that emotional blackmail crap, and you can take
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that and shove it where the sun don't shine. Mike Johnson,
it doesn't work on me, not at all. I take
that back. It works when Fred does it. He does
this all the time. He'll just randomly. He's learned that
if he sits and stares at you, he gets affections,
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so he'll just come. You just be sitting there, and
he'll just sit and stare at you with those big
sad eyes, and then you'll find yourself. It happens to
me too, Oh Fred, what's wrong buddy? As if something
would be wrong for the dog that's been treated like
royalty his whole life, we give the stupid dog rough
greens so he lives longer. For Pete's sake. I do
love that rough greens is gonna make him live longer,
(35:28):
because Ab is going to be a wreck when Fred dies,
an absolute wreck. Rough greens will help your dog live longer.
It's an all natural nutritional supplement you sprinkle on your
dog's food. Your dog's food is dead, there's no nutrition
in it. It's just empty calories. You don't have to
stop giving him that food. Just sprinkle rough Greens on it.
Your dog will have vitamins and minerals, probiotics, antioxidants. You
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won't have to go to the vet all the time.
The vet is unbelievably expensive. You want to free jump
Start trial bag. Maybe give your dog something for Christmas?
A free bag of rough Greens. Roughgreens dot com slash
Jesse gets you a free Jumpstart Trial bag, or you
can call them eight three three three three my dog.
(36:17):
Oh yeah, I love this. Did you hear Dick Durbin
getting into it with a reporter about his pay increase.
Listen to how these people.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Think members are giving themselves a pay raise. Do you
guys deserve a pay raise?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Oh? That's news to me, it's good news. You know what,
has it been ten years or fourteen years and no cola,
no change at all? And I think it's about time something.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Son, here's a piece of port kidding giving yourself a
how would I not know about? But I mean I
mean people look at the performance of come and say,
why should we give them more money?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
What about the media?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Think about that for a second.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And we're not paid by public money.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
I know you're not, but I mean half of your
listeners are not there anymore. You're still getting the same paycheck.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, I mean, if you're a taxpayer money, I mean,
you guys deserve a raise. Ah. I gotta be honest.
I hate both of those people. So I thought that
was a pretty hilarious exchange. I enjoyed it immensely. I'm
also going to enjoy what we're about to do. I'll
give you a few minutes to see if you can guess.
You know, I'm not going to ask you to guess
the exact historical story we're about to tell, but I
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give you just as we come back from the break,
to figure out the time period. See if you can
guess within fifty years of the story we're about to tell.
And this is the only thing I'll tell you here
in America. The story we're about to tell is mostly
going to take place in a different hemisphere from where
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we are. It's not going to take place in this
century or the twentieth century. The story is good to
involve chopping off years, battle, victory, controversy. Let's have a
good time. We are walking away from the news and
(38:04):
I don't know if I'll return for the rest of
the show. Time to do history, Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It
is Humpday, and I have something special plan for you tonight,
(00:34):
especially because I was gone yesterday. So let me just
lay out for you how the show is going to go.
Some are going to love this, some are going to
hate it, and I really don't care either. Wake this
is how the show is about to go. The cr
the continuing Resolution, the spending bill, what's going on in
(00:54):
the House of Representatives. We're gonna have a long talk
about that to open the show. The who, what, when, where,
and why. It might make you feel better, it might
make you feel worse, but we have to have a
little chat about that, and we are going to in
just a moment. That's our one hour two. You can
set all that stuff aside. It's history time. I'm not
(01:18):
going to give away yet what the history story is
about tonight. It begins one hour from now. I will
say it involves chopping off people's ears. So if you
want to hang out for a nice little history rewind,
you might want to do that. I'm going to take
a long time telling a wonderful story, and I don't
(01:41):
care who likes it or not. If I have time
after the history story, and I assume I will, But
if I have time, I'll get to probably some illegal
immigration stuff, some of the January sixth stuff, emails, voicemails,
all that, and so much more. But it's gonna be
screaming about this and then History time tonight. That is
(02:03):
what's coming on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
let's begin talking about what's happening, why it's happening, Why
are they passing a fifteen hundred page bill, Why is
this garbage in there? Why is that garbage in there?
And we'll discuss the various types of garbage shortly. But
(02:24):
I want you first. I want you to walk with
me through something. Just a little little analogy here. Just
walk with me.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I started Jesse Kelly's Burgers. You've heard me talk about
this before, but this is a burger chain I started,
and it started small. Okay, we'll call it sixty years ago.
I wasn't even alive, of course, But sixty years ago
I came up with the greatest burger recipe ever, and
I started Jesse Kelly's Burger Restaurant and it went from
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one to two too soon. In my hometown we'll call
it Houston. Soon there were ten ten locations. Wow, ten
locations jesse Kelly's Burgers. That's pretty big. So we're talking
about a fairly decent sized company now. But then, just
like McDonald's or a Burger King or Taco Bell, Little Caesars,
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it blew up nationally. People started tasting it from around
the country. These burgers are amazing. And I was an
ambitious person sixty years ago. And the company begins to
grow and grow and grow, and the company gets as
big as McDonald's. There's a jesse Kelly's Burgers everywhere you
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go in the country, and if you visit Singapore, you
can eat at one in the airport. That's how big.
Jesse Kelly's Burgers becomes Fortune five hundred company, one of
the biggest food companies in the world. That's how big
jesse Kelly's Burgers has gotten. But two things have happened
over the last sixty years with jesse Kelly's Burgers. Remember
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this is going somewhere. It's gonna pertain to Congress. That's one.
Two is fake story. There's no jesse Kelly's Burgers but
something has happened over the last sixty years of this
fake restaurant story. Me the CEO of Jesse Kelly's Burgers.
I I have gotten rich off of these delicious cheeseburgers,
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and I've kind of stopped caring about the company. I'm
still the CEO, but I don't want to go to work.
I don't want to deal with profit loss sheets and
hiring and firing, and taxes and regulations and this and that.
I want to go to the Mediterranean. I want to
eat Little Caesar's crazy bread on my one hundred foot
yacht in the Mediterranean. Don't bother me. So I'm a
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negligent CEO. And as my negligence has persisted, Jesse Kelly's
Burgers has become a heroin business as well. It started
with one chain. They figured out, Hey, if we could
we have all these people coming in, what if we
started quietly mar marketing heroin to these people? What if
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we we'll sell it out the back. And that began
with one chain, and soon it bled into the other chains.
And now this huge fortune five hundred company not only
sells delicious cheeseburgers, they are invested in black tar heroin.
And this has been going on for years and years
and years, and what's happened is the company has sold heroin.
(05:27):
It's done something bad, something evil for so long that
it's how everyone in the company makes a living. Chief
the head accountant, Chris, we'll call him. He's the head
of finance for the company. His salary, judging by what
the company should be selling burgers, should be five hundred
(05:49):
thousand dollars a year, but because heroin is part of it,
Chris makes two million dollars a year. We have a
guy he's in marketing, Corey. Judging by the size of
the company, he should also be making half a million.
He also makes two million a year because there's so
much heroin money. But it goes beyond just Chris and Corey.
(06:09):
You see our delivery drivers. We have drivers going to
and fro delivering the buns and cheese and burgers. But
they've discovered they can also deliver heroin on the routes.
And now the delivery driver who used to make ten
dollars an hour, now he makes fifty five dollars an
hour on the average because of Heroin. The cashier in
the restaurant, he's just a minimum wage employee making seven
(06:30):
eight bucks an hour. That's what he should be. That's
what he was making at McDonald's before he came to
my company. But now because he slipped some heroin to people,
now he makes thirty bucks an hour. The manager of
the franchisees, he's highly invested in heroin. He's a manager
of one franchise. He makes fifty sixty grand a year
normally if he was selling something else, but now that
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he's selling heroin, he makes two one a grand a year.
So the cashier is, the delivery drivers, Chris Corey, everybody,
year after year after year of heroin, hero heroin. They
have built their existence, their professional lives on the trafficking
of heroin. And this wasn't a one off, it wasn't
a one month thing. This is decades, thirty forty years
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of heroin trafficking. Every single level of the company, from
the c suite to the cashier to the delivery drivers,
is highly invested in the distribution of black tar heroin.
And then back to me. Remember, I'm the fat, lazy
CEO now and who doesn't want to work anymore. I
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finally decide one day, you know what I'm done with
all this CEO nonsense. I built this great company, but
I'm ready to pass it down. In fact, I'm gonna
pass it down to my son, my youngest son, Luke
is he's really shown an interest in business, and he's
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been out there in the business world and he's been
revamping companies and earning companies around. And he's just one
of these hardworking, super sharp, motivated guys. And he's grown enough,
he's experienced enough. I'm going to hand the company over
to Luke. He will be the new CEO. I know
that's not how it works with CEOs, but anyway, I'm
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gonna hand the company to Luke. Luke, Kelly, you are
officially the CEO. And let's say Luke is the best
raise or sharp, good to go and he's honest, a
good person. He doesn't believe in selling drugs, doesn't believe
in screwing people over, doesn't believe in breaking the law.
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So Chris walks into this organization that was good at
one point now is completely corrupt and evil, and Luke
walks in a CEO. Now, Chris Luke walks in a
CEO and he wants to change things. He wants to
get out of the heroin business. Let's just get back
(09:04):
to meat, cheese and buns, guys, Chipotle, Tabasco, little garlic powder.
Let's just get back to burgers, shall we. Let me
ask you something. Decades and decades and decades of heroin
becoming ingrained in the Jesse Kelly Burger company, How quick
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and how easy is it going to be for Luke,
the new CEO, to get Jesse Kelly Burgers out of heroin?
Is it even possible for a person to come in?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
He's the chief executive, right, he's not a god king,
He's the chief executive. But is it even possible? I mean,
he sits down at his corporate board meeting. Let's say
there's twenty people on the board, and every single person
in that board, every one of them, they all are filthy,
(10:04):
filthy rich, not because of Jesse Kelly's Burgers, but because
of the Jesse Kelly heroin business on the side, from
the boardroom to the cashier, to the delivery driver, to
the franchise manager and everyone in between invested in heroin.
How quick and easy is it going to be for
(10:27):
Luke to get out of the heroin business. Let's have
a discussion about this cr this continuing resolution. Mike Johnson,
our government, how things work, why they work that way?
Why doge Department of Government efficiency might even in the
(10:48):
end be a bad thing. I will explain all this
on the Jesse Kelly Show, and then we're doing history
about forty five minutes from now. Before we do that,
let's get your tea levels up. Because I don't want
to sell you heroin. I want you to be healthy.
I want you to feel good. I want your mind
to work better in twenty twenty five than it has
(11:08):
in years. Instead of getting home from work and dying
to kick your shoes off and just put your feet up.
I want you to be so full of pep and
energy you take the old lady or your husband out
dancing that night. You're feeling good when you make the
kids dinner. That's what chalk can do for you. That's
what natural herbal supplements from chalk can do for you.
(11:30):
When you get the high quality ones in your body,
and you get the things in your body your body
is craving, your entire life gets better. Your freaking skin
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We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, so
keeping you updated. Yes, I'm aware that we're we think
as of the last hour and a half two hours,
that that continuing resolution, the one as written, was dead,
(12:29):
or at least it's dying. Let's set that aside for
a moment, because I'm telling you right now they're going
to pass something horrible, and we're going over the why
this happens. And in fact, this is going to come
back to this DOGE, this Department of Government Efficiency, the
one Elon and Vivek are running, and I'm gonna explain
why that may end up being a bad thing inadvertently
(12:50):
in the end. But so we just talked about the
massive criminal organization that was I used Jesse Kelly's Burger's
selling Heroin, But obviously it didn't take a genius to
figure out I was talking about the United States government.
What is the heroin. When it comes to the United
States government, well, the United States government they got hooked
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on the heroin money, and that is your money. Our
government fell into the same trap most governments fall into
over time. Over time, the people of countries will start
to separate themselves from politics. They'll get obsessed with bread
(13:40):
and circuses, the daily life that we all live, and
they will ignore politics. And as soon as people do that,
people who occupy government in and around government, it doesn't
have to be actually government employees, but in and around government,
they will figure out the public treasure is a huge,
(14:02):
huge pot of money and they can steal it all. Now,
where is this going? Why do we have these continuing
resolutions even though this one might be dead. Why why
does this happen? Well, we've had decades of things happening
within our government to ensure that no one can stop
(14:24):
the scam. It's not just that they have a scam going,
it's that they know they have a scam going. And
the whole idea is, if we happen to get a
new CEO, we don't want him to be able to
stop the looting of the treasury. How do we avoid that.
Here's a great example. This is a representative Andrew Clyde
(14:47):
is his name, and he's talking about Trump and spending cuts.
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, the power of impoundment has been a presidential authority
literally for the first two centuries two hundred years of
our country. And then in nineteen seventy four, Congress passed
the Impowerment Control Act, which seriously limited the president's ability
to cut spending. Or I mean, think of it like this, Maria,
if you can, if Congress appropriates ten million dollars for
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a specific program, and then the president can accomplish that
program with seven million dollars and save three million of it,
save thirty percent. Shouldn't he have the authority to do that?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
But he doesn't. And did you hear Congress passed the law.
What are some other things that are in this CR
whether or not it actually passes? Seventy two pages for
Pandemic Preparedness Response Act? What do those include? Vaccine mandates,
vaccine passports, all kinds of the worst stuff. Why would
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they include that in a CR because that stuff, that
stuff is at risk with Donald Trump coming in with
the doge, that Elon Musk stuff coming in. That's the
kind of thing they might look at. Well, vaccine mandates
create vast quantities of wealth for big pharma. So what
do you do. You can't leave it up in the air.
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That's our heroin, that's our heroin money. So you throw
it in a CR to guarantee the money starts coming
or the money keeps coming no matter what. Why did
Congress put a pay raise in there for itself? Why
are there things like funding for new bio labs in there?
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Why are they continuing to fund government censorship for another year?
There's something that's being sued because they believe in government censorship,
and that organization, that department of the government, it gets
funding for another year under this CR. You know what
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else is in the CR? You see they're worried about
Liz Cheney and the January sixth Committee and all the
crimes they committed. You know what someone threw in this
c are someone threw in there that Congress's data, emails,
text messages, things like that are essentially blocked. Nobody can
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get into them, no one can look at them. Why
do they try to pass things like this? Why why
did Mike Johnson go from saying things like this back
in September to trying to get this better.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Wrong with with the CRS. As our leader just noted,
we have we have broken the Christmas omni and I
have no intention of going back to that terrible tradition.
So there won't be a Christmas omnibus.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
As somebody asked, But that's of course exactly what this is.
It's not called an omnibus, it's a CR. But it's
the same thing. Why would he go back on that?
Because he believes his business is government? He said it
several times. Well, we have to govern, We really need
to govern. People expect us to govern. And as soon
as that's your mentality, you will lose. Because the people
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in and around government they are only there to bloodsuck
the money from your wallet. And every single thing they
do is about angling for that end. That's why these
things happen all the time, a constant CR, over and
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over and over and over again. It's all about looting
you and your money. That's why they do it. Now,
how do we change that? And why? In fact, I'll
get to this next. This Department of Government efficiency, we
all love I love it too, Elon musk and bit back.
(18:38):
They're gonna cut some things. Why I think it might
potentially be a horrible idea. Next, is he smarter than
everyone who knows?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Does he think so?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Wednesday, a hub day. Do not forget.
You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So back to what we were discussing here, CR after
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CR after CR remembers it's just been nothing but that
any CR is a scandal. We have been conditioned to
accept them. Now, a continuing resolution is for emergency purposes
only World War three type stuff. We don't have time,
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just pass it. Why do they keep doing it? Because
our entire government is full of gutless, loser cowards who
don't want to cut a dime, They don't want to
own anything in the budget. So while just keep doing
what we were doing, people won't be that mad about that.
And that brings me to Doge. Doge, the Department of
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Government Efficiency, which I love Elon Musk Vivek. They're gonna
get in there and they're gonna cut government spending. We're
gonna cut this department, We're gonna cut that department. We're
gonna cut this department. Well, remember what we just talked about,
this gigantic criminal organization known as the United States Government.
Remember how we talked about It's been decades, decades of
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them enshrining into law, shielding themselves from any harm, and
ensuring they can continue to pillage your money without end.
Decades of doing this. And then Trump wins an election
and Elon Musk is involved. And here we have Elon Musk.
(20:38):
He has this history of slashing waste from companies. He
famously bought Twitter and fired eighty percent of the employees.
And Trump and Elon are best buds now, and Trump
and Elon get together and they're like, hey, let's start
a whole new department of Government Efficiency and then we'll
start cutting spending, which I love to hear and you
love to hear. That's good, good, Yes, we're all we're
(21:00):
all on board with that. However, look at what they
just tried to do to you and me earlier today,
and they're gonna end up passing a cr the horrible
Just Chris, go ahead and write that one down. Chris,
write that one down. Even though I actually don't even
know if that's necessary, everyone knows I gotta pass one
that's horrible. But that horrible cr they tried to pass earlier,
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which still was going to pass in some form. Why
did they do it? Well, we just talked about it.
Decades of them protecting the scam, protecting the criminal organization
that is the government. Do you believe they're going to
let some billionaire CEO and his little buddy Vivek. Do
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you think they're all just going to say, yeah, come
on in and and my scam. Hey, I've got this
great thing going here, I've got this, I've got this
organization I'm funding with taxpayer money and they're giving me
all kinds of kickbacks. Hey, Elon, come cut this, would
you please? Or do you think do you think judges
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are going to step in and stop it? Do you
think Congress is going to step in and stop it?
Do you think the various bureaucratic agencies are going to
step in and stop it? When the entire United States
government has become a criminal organization completely dedicated to bloodsucking
the money out of your wallet. Do you think they're
going to see Elon Musk walk through the door and say, WHOA,
(22:30):
We're finished now. I guess the scams over, guys or
do you think do you think the bank robbery crew
and our government might just put a stop to some
of that. Now I'm applauding the effort, and I hope
they can cut anything any I mean, any cuts would
be good. But here's why I say, DOEGE Department of
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Government Efficiency. Might it just might be a whole thing
in the end. I'll put it to you this way.
I want you to imagine. I want you to imagine
that I want to hurt kids. The neighborhood kids and
(23:14):
I have been selling razor blades to all the little
toddlers in the area outside and not even selling, I've
just been giving them out. I've got a van with
no windows, and I drive around handing all the toddler's
razor blades and dandering all the kids. Kids keep having
to go to the hospital, and it becomes known fairly
known by a few people. Hey man, Jesse's given all
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the toddler's razor blades. And then our neighborhood decides, you
know what, we need to do more to protect the
kids in this neighborhood. Let's start a committee to protect kids.
And the neighborhood puts me on that committee. Now you
could say that's mismanagement. I would say this talk about
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giving me cover for the I want to hurt kids.
I've been harming kids in the neighborhood forever. Now I
can tell everyone, look how pro kid I am. I'm
on the Neighborhood Kid Protection Committee. John Cornyn is an
evil piece of trash. James low T. Langford, Jony Ernst.
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These scumbags have made careers out of screwing us over
every single chance they get, spending huge quantities of money.
James Langford tried to get amnesty through. John Cornyn passed
a gun control bill with Democrats, and who's involved already
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publicly with Doge John Cornyn, Jony Ernst, James.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
We're working on trying to separate the pile of government
waste in two stacks.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
What can the executive branch.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Do on their own just by declaring agencies need to
be more efficient, changing the rules. What are the things
that we got to have legislation for so that we
know what's our job, we know what's their.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Job, we can take off on it.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
There's something I've literally worked on for ten years, and
it's good to be able to get the initiative going right.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Now to be able to say, let's work on this.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Honestly, Steve, this shouldn't be a part of an issue, right,
everybody should work on government waste. Drag shows in Ecuador
that the State Department paid for that grant to be
able to do that. If Ecuador wants to do drag shows,
that's up to them, but the American taxpayers shouldn't pay
for that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
If Doge cannot deliver on massive cuts, the only thing
Doege is going to deliver on is giving cover to
people like James Langford, who will run again for Senate
in Oklahoma and he will use his work on Doge
public comments like I just said to get himself re
elected by very forgetful voters. The voters of Oklahoma should
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be full of white hot anger for that ginger eunuch
every single day, all day long, for trying to amnesty
millions of illegals and keep the border open instead because
of Doge, James Langford will be all over every news
station from now until the end of time talking about
all the government waste he hates. And this is why
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I love Trump, and I'm involved with Elon and We're
going to cut this waste. John Cornyn is potentially facing
a career ending primary challenge in Texas. In the year
twenty twenty six, John Cornyn joined with Democrats to pass
gun control legislation and one of the most pro gun
states in the Union. John Cornyn should not have a
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prayer at reelection, but John Cornyn for the next two
years is going to be able. Man. I love this Doge.
I'm Senator Cornyn, and we're getting this Wiste out of government.
Look at me and Elon, we're good buddies. Let's go Elon,
let's cut some stuff. Look at me, Conservative Cornan. Jony Earnst,
that witch from Iowa has been bending over backwards to
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torpedo Pete Hegsat for God knows what reason. She is
not on our side. She has never been on our side.
And Joni Ernst is going to be on every radio
show who doesn't know better and every TV show who
doesn't know better from now until the end of time
talking about her great work she's doing with Dosee. I
agree with Elon. We just spend too much money. That's
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why I'm working hand in hand with Elon. We're gonna
get the Waist out of government. If those cannot deliver
on massive spending cuts to this government. The only significant
thing DOSEE will accomplish is giving political cover to the
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very people who have destroyed us. That's a fact. That's
a fact. It's an uncomfortable fact, but it's true. I'll
touch on. I'll finish this up because I want to
go talk about history. I'm getting my blood pressure up
thinking about this whole thing. We're gonna do one more
couple more minutes on this, and then we are disappearing
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into the world of history and I may not even
come back. And if anyone has a problem with that,
that's too bad. So sad you can email. I won't care.
Before we do that, though, let's talk about tunnel to towers.
Let's take care of widows and orphans as we are
commanded to do. The Christmas season is a wonderful time
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and can be a very very hard time if you
have loss in your family. Can be brutal. As I've
told you, it's going to be very hard for my
family this year because my dad's gone. Now, I've never
had it. I've never in my forty three years, had
a Christmas where I couldn't talk to my dad. Now
I do what's it like when Dad didn't come home
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from Afghanistan? When Dad put on a uniform in New
York City one day to go be a cop and
never came home. What's that like? Tunnel to Towers can't
bring Dad back, but they can help the families that
are left behind, and they do. And they don't waste
your money. They don't spend it on private jets. They
spend it on the families more than ninety five cents
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of every dollar. And all they ask for is eleven
bucks a month. Tthnumber two, T dot Org. We'll be back.
I've got on animalisid on't mean?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Says yes, he Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
It is the Jesse Kellys Show. Remember if you missed
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't forget History's coming up
ten minutes from now. If you're addicted to the news
of the day, you're on your own there. I'm tired
of it. I want to go do some history. Let's
do some lessons from history and have a good time
doing that. Chris, why don't you like motown music? I
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don't understand. Do you not like black music? Chris?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Are you a racist? Why everyone likes motown? Man? You
really don't like Smokey Robinson? Dude?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You've never listened to a Smokey Robinson song? I like, what?
What do you listen to? The Jesse Kelly Show playlist? Well,
you know what, I can't blame you there. Actually that's
I take that back. You knew exactly how to answer, Chris.
You always know what to say. Back to our back
to our omnibus talk. Mike Johnson came out said this, this.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Was the conservative play call.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
We don't normally like what's called a continued resolution a CR,
but in this case it makes sense because.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Let me stop right there. We don't normally like it.
It's all we've ever gotten. We don't normally like it,
but in this case it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
If we push it into the first quarter of next year,
then we have a Republican controlled Congress and President Donald J.
Trump back in the White House, we'll be able to
have more say over the funding decisions for twenty.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh man, I feel better, don't you don't worry? Next
time we're gonna get some real not this time. Of course,
no no no, no, no no no no, not this time.
But next time, guys, cuts are coming, I promise.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Now, that would have been an easier thing to do,
But then we had circumstances outside of our control. We
had these emergencies that are required, so we had.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
There we go. Now this is well, tell you what.
It was Saturday or Sunday last weekend. Sunday last weekend,
we were finally done with all our chores, and Bob
says to me and the boys, I'd like to sit
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down and watch a family Christmas movie together. Now I
didn't want to sit down and watch a family Christmas movie,
and the boys didn't want to sit down and watch
a family Christmas movie. You know what Ob said in
that moment, because she could see the looks on our faces.
She looked around the house and she said, well, I
guess I just decorated the whole house for Christmas for nothing.
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Then you know what that's called. One, that's brilliant. Two
that's called emotional blackmail. That's what that's exactly what that is.
That's emotional blackmail. Nobody wanted to see Obs sad, so
we were like, oh no, we want to, we want
to what Mike Johnson's about to do right here. It
is sick to see what's wrong. It's exactly what politicians do.
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It's called emotional blackmail. You're furious that the government is
going to continue to fund censorship, that the government's going
to fund vaccine mandates, that they're going to fund a
massive raise for themselves. But don't you understand it's about
the hurricane victims.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, it's a record hurricane season.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
We had Heleen and Milton, and they just did massive
destruction across our red states, frankly in the southeast, in
the eastern side of the country. And then we've had
farmers who are in jeopardy of permanently.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Not just the hurricane victims, the farmers. We can't let them.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Down going under.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
They've had three lost years in a row because of
Bidenomics and inflation and other circumstances outside of their control.
And so when you cobble those two things together, there's
a desperate need for that aid. And that's what adds
another one hundred plus billion dollars to the bill, and
that's why everybody's uncomfortable with it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I am too.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Desperate need. You don't want to take away desperate need. Right,
are you going to deny watching a Christmas movie with
her after she works so hard on the decorations. It's
a desperate need. Just set aside your wallet, the value
of the dollar, the future of your children. There's a
desperate need. The farmers. And then of course he wraps.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
It up with this is we have a massive deficit
and deficit and a debt problem. Of course in this country,
we can begin to address that and shrink the size
and scope of government in January with Republican control. But
we've got to bridge the gap to get there, and
we cannot leave our small farms and ranchers and are
inner people who are devastated by their hurricanes out In
the meantime, Look.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
We're gonna totally start making these hard choices and cutting
funding and doing all that stuff in a little while,
just not right now. The notice he even went from farmers.
It was only a minute. It was like a minute
and a half long SoundBite, and he even ramped it
up during that minute and a half. At first it
was just the farmers, then it was the small farmers.
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Maybe you thought it was these big evil farmers, it's
the small farmers. It's herb out there with just a
couple of plows and just a couple of years of corn.
And unless you destroy your child's future, herb ain't gonna
make it herb. It's dying for you. Help her about.
I hate that emotional blackmail crap, and you can take
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that and shove it where the sun don't shine. Mike Johnson,
it doesn't work on me, not at all. I take
that back. It works when Fred does it. He does
this all the time. He'll just randomly. He's learned that
if he sits and stares at you, he gets affections,
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so he'll just come. You just be sitting there, and
he'll just sit and stare at you with those big
sad eyes, and then you'll find yourself. It happens to
me too, Oh Fred, what's wrong buddy? As if something
would be wrong for the dog that's been treated like
royalty his whole life, we give the stupid dog rough
greens so he lives longer. For Pete's sake. I do
love that rough greens is gonna make him live longer,
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because Ab is going to be a wreck when Fred dies,
an absolute wreck. Rough greens will help your dog live longer.
It's an all natural nutritional supplement you sprinkle on your
dog's food. Your dog's food is dead, there's no nutrition
in it. It's just empty calories. You don't have to
stop giving him that food. Just sprinkle rough Greens on it.
Your dog will have vitamins and minerals, probiotics, antioxidants. You
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won't have to go to the vet all the time.
The vet is unbelievably expensive. You want to free jump
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Oh yeah, I love this. Did you hear Dick Durbin
getting into it with a reporter about his pay increase.
Listen to how these people.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Think members are giving themselves a pay raise. Do you
guys deserve a pay raise?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Oh? That's news to me, it's good news. You know what,
has it been ten years or fourteen years and no cola,
no change at all? And I think it's about time something.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Son, here's a piece of port kidding giving yourself a
how would I not know about? But I mean I
mean people look at the performance of come and say,
why should we give them more money?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
What about the media?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Think about that for a second.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And we're not paid by public money.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
I know you're not, but I mean half of your
listeners are not there anymore. You're still getting the same paycheck.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, I mean, if you're a taxpayer money, I mean,
you guys deserve a raise. Ah. I gotta be honest.
I hate both of those people. So I thought that
was a pretty hilarious exchange. I enjoyed it immensely. I'm
also going to enjoy what we're about to do. I'll
give you a few minutes to see if you can guess.
You know, I'm not going to ask you to guess
the exact historical story we're about to tell, but I
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give you just as we come back from the break,
to figure out the time period. See if you can
guess within fifty years of the story we're about to tell.
And this is the only thing I'll tell you here
in America. The story we're about to tell is mostly
going to take place in a different hemisphere from where
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we are. It's not going to take place in this
century or the twentieth century. The story is good to
involve chopping off years, battle, victory, controversy. Let's have a
good time. We are walking away from the news and
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I don't know if I'll return for the rest of
the show. Time to do history, Hang on