December 19, 2024 • 38 mins
Who writes these bills? What are their names? If we don’t know who is writing these bills who exactly is running the country. Trump taking shots at Chip Roy but why? Friction between Trump and Freedom Caucus republicans. Don’t get your hopes up that congress is going to finally cut spending. China has boats in Cuba, what does that mean for America?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday, an
amazing Thursday, and they're upstair downs and we'll go through
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everything on the show. Here's what's on tap for tonight.
We'll give the latest and worst, frankly update on all
this government funding stuff. That's interesting. The Wall Street Journal
has breaking news. Joe Biden has been diminished for the
entirety of his presidency. That is freaking hilarious. Why are
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there Chinese police stations in New York City. We have
updates on illegal immigrat Disney, feminist characters, store closures, and
a ton of emails. All that and so much more
coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
And before I forget and before I get to anything else,
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allow me to remind you that tomorrow, tomorrow is Ask
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All right now, let's discuss the government funding disaster as
it stands. Right now, I will get to the Trump,
chip Roy soap opera stuff in a little bit, Donald Trump,
case you're wondering, came out today publicly blasted chip Roy
and basically threatened to primarium. All Right, all right, we'll
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get that in a few I'll tell you what I
think about that. But let's go back to the funding thing,
because there's something I can't stop thinking about, something that
I can't get out of my mind. Yes, we shot down.
The people themselves rose up in their anger and shot
down the fifteen hundred page disastrous government funding thing with
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all kinds of crooked stuff in it. Elon Musk got
on board, helped out Trump kind of did. It was
more towards the end of the day. The thing was
dead really by the time Trump come out, So it
came out, so it was really more you. It was
more social media, these people feeling our anger, people exposing
all the corrupt things in the bill. Okay, so let's
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just get a couple things out of the way. That
one's done, But there's another one coming, and that's going
to be horrible too. They're going to take the one
they already had and they're going to find the terrible
parts of it that were making the most headlines at
the vaccine mandate stuff and all that stuff that's in there,
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and they're gonna shave that stuff off the top to
get rid of the bad headline stuff. And they're gonna
bring back to us an identical fifteen hundred page bill
like they did before. We talked about last night. The
why that was the whole first hour the show. You
already get it by now. All these people are only
interested in keeping the scam, keeping the robbery going, continue
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robbering the treasury. Okay, we got all that, but pause
on that for a moment. There is an angle to
this that nobody talks about that I do, and it
drives me insane. You know, I wrote a book. Sorry,
I just have to tell you about it. Stop. I'm
not trying to sell you a book. I'm going somewhere
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with this, but you know I wrote a book, one book.
Stop asking me. I'm not writing another one. I'm glad
you love this one. But I wrote the book, The
Anti Communist Manifesto, me and my co author, my friend
Nick Rizzuto. And it's an interesting thing about writing a book.
You see something I didn't fully realize before I did it.
You see, the anti Communist Manifesto. If you're watching on
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the simulcast and holding it up right now thumbing through it,
it has roughly roughly about two hundred and seventy two
hundred and seventy five pages of actual content. That's the book,
you know, chapter one, chapter two, all that. That's the
actual book. But there is this huge section in the
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back of the book. Man, it's page after page after
page after page. And you know what this huge section
in the back of the book is citations. You see,
in fact, there are so many citations that we numbered
them in the book. And there are to be specific
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two hundred and seventy one citations in the Anti Communist Manifesto.
If I on any page, pick your page, if I
cite a statistic, I read a quote, I do something.
I am required the publisher requires it. Authors are required
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to do a citation for it. If I anywhere in
my book said something like one in every five thousand
lobsters is blue, and that might be true, I forget
it's one in four thousand and one whatever. If I
said that in my book, I can't just say it
in the book. I, as an author who wrote one book,
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I must cite where I got that information, and when
I cite where I got that information. Just to be
totally clear about this, it can't be just well I
heard from a friend. No no, no, no, no, no no.
Well here's an example. This is number one eighteen. I
just opened to it right here, Larry Krasner, District Attorney.
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Krasner's statement on the Trump administration actions targeting cities, Philadelphia
District Attorney's Office, July twentieth, twenty twenty. Okay, so it's
who said it, it's the specific date he said it,
it's the title of what he said. And to take
it one step further in the book, it's right here.
There's an actual URL, an actual website, a specific one,
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where you can click on the exact thing I cited
in the book that was number one eighteen. There's two
hundred and seventy one of these, virtually won for every
page in the book. Now, let me ask you something.
This is book important in the grand scheme of things.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the book, and I'm glad you
got things out of it and made you laugh and
gave us, you know, some ideas going forward. I realized that,
But I'm the grand Scheme of Things is the antire
Communist Manifesto by Jesse Kelly, important as it pertains to
the lives of three hundred million Americans. It's just a book.
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It's informative and hopefully you laugh. But just a book. Okay,
So in a relatively unimportant book, I am required to
tell you exactly where I got the information, the who, what, when, where,
and why. Okay, let's set that book aside. Fifteen hundred pages.
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That's the one we just defeated. The next one will
be that big too, don't get me wrong. But fifteen
hundred pages, and in that fifteen hundred pages were terrible
thing after terrible thing after terrible thing. We went through
it all yesterday. You went through it all. I went
through it all. We already laid it all out. Congressional
pay raises, funding brand new biolabs, vaccine mandates, more government censorship,
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page after page after page after page, terrible thing, terrible thing,
terrible thing, terrible thing. Let me ask you a question,
who put that stuff in there? What's his name? No, No, don't,
don't don't do don't do what everyone else does. What
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you probably just did. Lobbyists Nope, lobbyists is nobody's name,
but the staffers. Nope, staffer is nobody's name. Nope, absolutely not.
Who put it in there? Let's focus on We'll just
do congressional pay raises. That has everyone mad. Who put
it in there? Someone wrote it down, someone thought of it,
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someone wrote it down, and someone put it in the bill.
And you know why I'm asking you the question because
you can't answer the question. And you want to know
why you can't answer the question, because virtually nobody can
answer the question. I've been doing media for about six
years now. I left the real world and I came
to do this ridiculous job of media. And during this
time I've gotten to know many United States Senators, many men,
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members of the House of Representatives, and their staffers, communications guys,
chiefs of staff. I know all kinds of people in
and around Capitol Hill. And I have asked repeatedly, in fact,
you've heard me ask this on air before, who writes
these things? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? Who wrote this?
I ask it publicly, I ask it privately, and to
this state six years later, not a single solitary person
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who has been able to give me an answer, not one.
And they're not lying because they give me the same
answer in private. You know what answer I get from
the people. They're members of the House of Representatives. You
know what I get. I don't know. That's normally what
I get. I don't know. Or if they go beyond that,
they say lobbyists. K Street, Yes, but K Street is
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nobody's name. I just explained that I had to tell
you specifically who put things in the Anti Communist Manifesto,
an unimportant political book I put out last year. We
are a country of three hundred plus million pe people,
the most powerful country in the history of the world,
and we have no idea whatsoever the names, motivations employers
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of the men and women who write the laws that
govern the land of the country. Does that maybe seem
like a really, really, really, really really big deal. It's
not enough to sit and rage against a fifteen hundred
page continuing resolution. I want to know the name of
the person who put the evil things in the bill,
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and why don't die, Why don't you let's finish this
talk here in just a second. Before we do that,
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com slash Jesse We'll be back. He doesn't care if
you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is
the Jesse Kelly Shall on a Thursday, asking the fairly simple,
fairly straightforward question that nobody in this country seems to
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be able to answer for me. Who actually puts the
evil things that are in these bills in the bills?
A high school student printing up a research paper for
science class has to have citations where did you get
this information? You have to be specific about things. You
can write a book about how mouse's go mouse's about
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how mice gope poop. Sorry, it's on my mind since
fighting the rats in my house. And if you write
that book about mice poop, you will have to have
citations in that critically unimportant book. Yet bills that govern
the United States of America, bills whose job it is
to stick their fat government fingers into your wallet, remove
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the money, and spend it for themselves, are not required
to tell us who actually wrote the stuff, who put
the stuff in there, And it makes it all that
much more hilarious when you go back and listen to
not only members of the House of Representations, members of
the media for how mad they are that a bill failed,
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the first can get continuing resolution failed, and they're all very,
very very upset about it. Except not only do these
people have no idea what is in the bill, they
don't know who wrote it, and yet they are devastated.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Holiday travel will be impacted, The ability of everyday Americans
to visit their family, their friends, their loved ones will
be impacted.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
What about your family? Oh really, what's in the bill?
What about the family? Ah, I don't know. Hey Hakim,
that was Hakeem Jeffries, Hey Kim who wrote the bill?
Blah blah. Brian Stelter having a meltdown on CNN about
Elon Musk shooting down the bill. Okay, that's fine, but
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what was in the bill that you're upset about? And hey, Brian,
who wrote it?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The Musk, this unelected figure who has this enormous amount
of power. It sometimes seems as if he's just starting
to learn how the government functions, and as a result,
some of his ex posts are completely false. And by
the way, it's not just me saying it. Representative Dan Crenshaw,
a Republican lawmaker, tweeted to Musk last night and said,
I love you, Elon, but you need to take five
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seconds to check your sources before highlighting bottom feeders looking
for clicks. You know, Musk likes to post anonymous accounts
that are spreading misinformation. And let's recognize a lot of
people have benefited from Musk.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You know the testa side, Yeah, you got it. Woopy
Goldberg today on the View Man, this Elon musk. How
can he shoot down this bill that I don't know
what it contained, and I don't know who wrote it
in charge, because I've been saying it for a wow,
I've been saying that I think Elon must believe he's president. Yeah,
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everyone's mad. Democrats are mad, Establishment Republicans are mad. Media
people were mad. Everyone's mad about different things. I'm angry
that I have no idea who actually governs the country,
because we would like to think our representatives, our senators
maybe write the laws. At least come up with the idea.
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Or if you're not going to write it, if you're
not going to sit down and actually write out the
law you want, at least in the very least, could
you maybe look over someone else's shoulder as they're writing it,
maybe dictate a few things, and then from there maybe
put your name on it, or insist they put their
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names on it. Instead, we get fifteen hundred pages of
crap and don't think it's dead again. Back to that
sorry to be king cink. They shot down the first one.
That just means they're gearing up to do another one.
Fifteen hundred pages, and not a single person I have
ever talked to in my life can tell me specifically,
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Lee who wrote it. That seemed like a problem to you,
maybe kind of a really really really big deal. It is.
It's a really really really big deal. All right, one
final word on this. I'm going to move off of
all this funding stuff. I want to do a bunch
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of emails. We'll talk about this Biden story, bunch of
illegal immigration, talk a bunch of that stuff tonight. But
Trump came out today blasting away both barrels at chip Roy,
Congressman Chip Roy of Texas. I know Chip chip is
one of the most far right people in the United
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States healthse of Representatives, and Trump came out today and
threatened him with a primary. That's exactly what he did.
Chip Roy's getting in the way of everything. And people
are very very angry today. Actually, this is the most
angry I've seen in a while aimed at Trump. Don't
understand what's going on. Why would Trump blast away at
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chip Roy. So I'm going to lay this out for you,
very very clearly. You may love what I'm about to say,
you may hate it. I don't really care. What I'm
about to tell you is the truth Donald Trump. As
I've explained many times is a junkyard dog. He is
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a junkyard dog. Have you ever known someone who has
a junkyard dog? Have you ever known someone who has
owned a junk yard? What is that reputation of a
junkyard dog? When you are looking for a junkyard dog,
you are not looking for a gigantic, fluffy teddy bear
like Fred. When you buy a dog to protect your junkyard,
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it's only dirt balls and scumbags who raid junkyards, druggies
and all these people. When you get a dog to
protect your junk yard, he attacks and bites everybody. And
you love your junkyard dog when he eats the meth
head as he's trying to steal your stuff. You hate
the junkyard dog when he accidentally rips the throat out
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of the mailman. And now you're going to prison. Why
would Donald Trump come out today with both barrels and
crucified chip roy. I will tell you exactly why. You
may love it, you may hate it. I'll give you
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Christmas and whatnot, but we're not going to talk about
that right now. Okay, Trump comes out today. I know
a lot of you're angry about it. So let's just
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talk about the why Trump comes out today. Both barrels
against Chip Roy, congressman from the state of Texas. If
you're not familiar, very very very far to the right,
hardcore conservative, one of the good ones, one of the
real hardcores, and Trump gives it to him. Both barrels today.
What's going on, Well, let's rewind for a while before
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we get into that specifically. Chip Roy was a Ron
DeSantis guy in the primary, but before that, because I
know that's what a lot of people think it is,
but it actually goes back further than that, before that.
During Donald Trump's first term, Donald Trump got crossways. Does
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not care for the caucus in the House of Representatives
that you probably care for a lot, the House Freedom Caucus.
It is the best caucus in the House of Representatives.
It has the most hardcore people, the people who want
to secure the border and cut spending. And cut taxes
all the people who want all the things you want.
That's the Freedom Caucus. If you want to know if
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your congressman's any good, generally go look and see if
he's part of the Freedom Caucus, and that'll tell you why.
But the Freedom Caucus, along with their other issues, they
really are against government spending, government debt, government deficits. They
say the spending has gotten way too much, the deficits
have gotten to be way too high. It's bankrupting the country,
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the stuff that I talk about a lot. Honestly, I
agree with them on that. I'm not acting like I don't.
But that is a big thing for the House Freedom Caucus.
Now Donald Trump hates that about them. Donald Trump has
never once pretended to want to cut spending. He's never
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claimed to He's never ever claimed the mantle of fiscal conservative.
That's not how he looks at things. He was like
this even in his private life. He just doesn't stress
about debt. You acquired, that you lose, that you bankrupt,
you move on. That's just kind of his philosophy on
life when it comes to the government in a nation's debt.
I completely disagree with him on that. I think he's nuts,
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but that is his thinking. That's how he thinks. He
does not like the House Freedom Caucus and their checks
on spending and debt. Donald Trump wants to spend, wants
to spend gargantuan amounts of money, and do not email
me and yell at me about that. I don't give
a crap about your opinion on it. What I just
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said is one hundred percent true. It is. You can
love that, you can hate it. Maybe you don't care either,
but that's true. You know who? You know which president
added more to the debt than any president in the
history of this country did? Donald Trump in four years
a bigger four year jump than any president in history.
He doesn't care about it, all right, the House Freedom
Caucus does. So that created a clash already. Remember when
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Donald Trump came out and endorsed the primary challenger of
Bob Good. It was weird because Bob Good is somebody
really everyone on the right light again freedom caccas guy
wanted all the far right things. Trump challenges him and
takes him out in a primary and people were all, wait,
what's that about. Why Bob Good was the head of
the Freedom Caucus. Trump hates the Freedom Caucus. Now we
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can get to the primary. Last primary, Chip Roy was
one of the very few people there weren't many of them,
one of the few elected officials who endorsed Ron De Santis.
He didn't come out and trash Trump or anything like that.
He was just more of a DeSantis guy. Donald Trump
holds grudges for over Chip's part of the Freedom Caucus,
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who Trump already hates. Chip came out and backed Rond
De Santis. Now the hate gets ramped up times a million.
Then this bill got shot down. But there's something about
the bill getting shot down in the different ways people
approach it. You were angry about that bill, right, You
were angry about the fifteen hundred page bill. Why were
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you angry? You were angry about the vaccine mandate stuff
and the congressional pay raises and the other You were
angry about all that stuff. You know what Donald Trump's
first statement about that bill was yesterday. He was angry
that the bill left in the debt ceiling. The debt ceiling.
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You know the country has a debt ceiling. Well, Donald
Trump doesn't want the country to have a debt ceiling.
And I actually think he has a fair point when
it comes to this, because his point is, if you're
just going to raise it all the time anyway, why
would you worry about it? But this is well, this
is what he said. If Republicans try to pass a
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clean resolution without all the Democrat bells and whistles, that
would be so destructive to the country. All it would
do after January twentieth is bring the mess of the
debt limit into the Trump administration rather than allowing it
to take place in the Biden administration. What he said
talking about the debt ceiling, even at a specific statement
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about the debt ceiling quote, Trump calls for abolishing the
debt ceiling. That's from yesterday. All right, So your problem
with the fifteen hundred page bill, Chip Roy's problem with
the fifteen hundred page bill is not Donald Trump's problem
with the fifteen hundred page bill. Donald Trump's problem with
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the bill was you're shifting all the responsibility and dumping
it in my lap, including you're dumping the debt ceiling
fight into my lap. I don't want to have to
deal with that as a new president. Pass a crappy bill,
I don't care. Just dump it in Joe Biden's lap
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inside Washington, d C. As we speak, chip Roy and
some others again, they're back to the Freedom Caucus people.
They have said, we are not going to pass a gigantic,
bloated spending bill that explodes the debt in deficit. Even more,
we are not get something trimmed down. Let's do something serious.
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That is not what Donald Trump wants. And Donald Trump
finally had enough of it. Again. There were three straws.
There was his hatred of the Freedom Caucus, chip Roy's
endorsement of Ron Asantis, and the fact that chip Roy
has become one of, if not the leading voices against
this bloated cr That was the straw that broke the
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camel's back. And today Donald Trump is on social media
calling for a primary challenge, in fact threatening one. Sounds
like he's going to get involved, threatening a primary challenge
to one of the most conservative members of the House
of Representatives. I'm not telling you to love that, I'm
not telling you to hate it. But that's the background
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on it. My opinion on it. This is clown stupid,
petty crap and the last thing we ever need to
hear from Donald Trump. Jony Ernst and Lindsey Graham have
been spent have they spent the last three weeks doing
everything they can, not even really that quietly, to destroy
Donald Trump's nominees Pete hag Sath RFK Junior. They are
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working as hard as they can to stop Donald Trump's
agenda before it gets into place. And do you know
how many times Donald Trump has gone on social media
to call for a primary challenge for Lindsey Grammer Jony Ernst.
Let me spoil it for you, zero not once. Instead
it's Chip Roy. No one hits it one hundred percent.
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Donald Trump's hatred of the Freedom Caucus is gonna bubble
out primary. And Bob Good was stupid too. I told
you at the time it was dumb. It was idiotic.
This is dumb. It's idiotic, it's counterproductive. But that is
the game behind the game. That's why all this is happening.
That's the hatred for Chip Roy. Now we're gonna move
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on from all this because I'm just gonna go ahead
and spoil it for you, and I honestly, I think
I'm done with the debt talk until they actually pass it,
which will probably pass it in a week or so.
They're going to pass a massive bill, and it's going
to be awful. It may not be fifteen hundred pages,
the next will be fourteen hundred pages. It's going to
be awful. And then the fight begins again in January
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or March of next year, and we'll see how it
goes from there. Me, I've been doing politics. I mean,
I've only been doing media for six years, but I've
been into it for the longest time. I've been into
it since I got out of the Marine Corps, since
I was twenty three, twenty four, twenty five years old.
And in the entire time i've been doing it, Washington,
DC has never cut a single penny, and so I'm
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talking about how big my hands are. If you missed
history last night, starting about hour two, I went on
a long history story about the Philippine American War. Glad
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you enjoyed that so much. That is nice. I certainly
enjoyed doing it. Let's do some voicemails and emails before
we get to this breaking news from the Wall Street
Journal about Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yes, hi, Jesse, I live in Miami, Florida, and we're
very close to Cuba, as you know. And apparently China
and Russia and who knows North Korea ran all of them.
They're all in bed together. But anyway, there's been talk
of China bringing their ships over there. For the first time,
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I was wondering if something could be done with Cuba
because they're just so close to our shores.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, that's an ugly story, isn't it. It's a story
that we don't love. Remember, we we got involved in Cuba.
We were involved in Cuba, and I'm not blaming Cuba
(31:28):
on us, but Cuba was for the longest time, it
was a place that was great to us, and it
was critically important on the world stage. The sugar cane,
sugarcane is so freaking valuable, and Cuba was from what
I understand, this is before my time, because of Castro
in the revolution, which we'll get to, Cuba was the
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tourist hotspot in the Caribbean. It's where people went. Of course,
the mafia got they were famously involved in it, but
that's more of just a reflection of the money that
was flowing into Cuba. People wanted to go down to Cuba,
to spend time on the beach, to stay at a
nice hotel, to put twenty bucks on the blackjack table,
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to do these things. And we were heavily invested in that,
We had corporations invested in that, we were we were Cuba,
really and the people began to chafe against that. And
this is when Fidel Castro fired up his revolution and
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that was a big old freaking mess. And once Castro
took over Cuba, we had an enemy not far off
of the Florida coast. Obviously, you know this history already,
and that's a huge, huge problem. And once you have
an enemy, once you have an enemy. Looks, let's explain
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it this way. Have you ever had a neighbor you
didn't get along with a neighbor who was a problem.
Maybe you guys flat out argue. Maybe it's just a
tense situation. Maybe they play music too loud on Friday
nights and you've you've had it out with them about that.
Maybe there are dog poops in the yard. Whatever. Have
you ever had problems with your neighbor? Problems with your
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neighbor are a big deal because he's your neighbor. If
you have a problem with the guy across town. It's
not a big deal, but when you have to live
in the same neighborhood, well, it becomes an everyday occurrence.
To have your mortal enemies seize territory. A large island
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right off the coast of your country was always going
to be a big deal. And we knew it was
going to be a big deal. That's why the Bay
of Pigs happened. That's why we tried to take it back.
That's why we spent so much time trying to kill
Fidel Castro. We knew it was going to be an
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issue to have a country that close being hostile to us.
We were unable to kill that crafty dude. We tried
everything to kill him. We tried, CIA tried, we tried
to enlist a mafia to help us. We tried everything
to try to kill that guy. And we were never
able to kill that guy. And to this day, they're
hostile and to this day we pay. What can we
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do about it? I don't know, because all those countries
you just listed, they're all hostile to us. It's just
a bad state of affairs. Jesse, I enjoy your show.
All The subject to this one is please take down
the King Jesse pick. I don't know if you've seen
the simulcast yet. Remember you can watch a simulcast on
the first TV. You can watch me do the show.
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But right behind me, over my right shoulder, I had
a portrait made by some artists who should really win awards.
They should, and there is I'll have you know, it's
not a picture of King Jesse. I'm not a it's
a prince. Okay. The title was prince, and there I am,
and I have this sword there, my hands look huge,
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and I'm in all this royal garb, if you will,
and I do have a crown on my head. And
so it's a really a reflection of who I am.
I would like to say, and what Chris and this
guy emails. He says, Jesse, I enjoy your show, but
I can't stomach the background of the King Jesse picture.
It looks arrogant and quite frankly creepy and cringey. When
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that picture is up, I automatically change the channel and
I miss the message of your show. And then he says, godspeed,
Well I've got some bad news. I love the picture,
and we have one really really really big picture now
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not only am I not taking it down. We're going
to be adding other pictures. Maybe the next one will
be me as a general, Maybe the next one will
be me as a king. Maybe I'll promote myself. Right
now there's one picture. In a year, there might be
ten pictures. Is it arrogant? My gosh, yes it is.
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It is. But it's really for people. Honestly, I can
see why you would change the channel because it's really
meant for people with a sense of humor. That's really
what it's for. And if you're not one of these people,
and I've known these people, remember, I believe that's probably
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can't laugh at yourself, who can't goof off, this is
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You said you changed the channel. You don't understand. I
want you to change the channel. We don't need to
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We'll give the latest and worst, frankly update on all
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All right now, let's discuss the government funding disaster as
it stands. Right now, I will get to the Trump,
chip Roy soap opera stuff in a little bit, Donald Trump,
case you're wondering, came out today publicly blasted chip Roy
and basically threatened to primarium. All Right, all right, we'll
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get that in a few I'll tell you what I
think about that. But let's go back to the funding thing,
because there's something I can't stop thinking about, something that
I can't get out of my mind. Yes, we shot down.
The people themselves rose up in their anger and shot
down the fifteen hundred page disastrous government funding thing with
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all kinds of crooked stuff in it. Elon Musk got
on board, helped out Trump kind of did. It was
more towards the end of the day. The thing was
dead really by the time Trump come out, So it
came out, so it was really more you. It was
more social media, these people feeling our anger, people exposing
all the corrupt things in the bill. Okay, so let's
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just get a couple things out of the way. That
one's done, But there's another one coming, and that's going
to be horrible too. They're going to take the one
they already had and they're going to find the terrible
parts of it that were making the most headlines at
the vaccine mandate stuff and all that stuff that's in there,
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and they're gonna shave that stuff off the top to
get rid of the bad headline stuff. And they're gonna
bring back to us an identical fifteen hundred page bill
like they did before. We talked about last night. The
why that was the whole first hour the show. You
already get it by now. All these people are only
interested in keeping the scam, keeping the robbery going, continue
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robbering the treasury. Okay, we got all that, but pause
on that for a moment. There is an angle to
this that nobody talks about that I do, and it
drives me insane. You know, I wrote a book. Sorry,
I just have to tell you about it. Stop. I'm
not trying to sell you a book. I'm going somewhere
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with this, but you know I wrote a book, one book.
Stop asking me. I'm not writing another one. I'm glad
you love this one. But I wrote the book, The
Anti Communist Manifesto, me and my co author, my friend
Nick Rizzuto. And it's an interesting thing about writing a book.
You see something I didn't fully realize before I did it.
You see, the anti Communist Manifesto. If you're watching on
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the simulcast and holding it up right now thumbing through it,
it has roughly roughly about two hundred and seventy two
hundred and seventy five pages of actual content. That's the book,
you know, chapter one, chapter two, all that. That's the
actual book. But there is this huge section in the
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back of the book. Man, it's page after page after
page after page. And you know what this huge section
in the back of the book is citations. You see,
in fact, there are so many citations that we numbered
them in the book. And there are to be specific
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two hundred and seventy one citations in the Anti Communist Manifesto.
If I on any page, pick your page, if I
cite a statistic, I read a quote, I do something.
I am required the publisher requires it. Authors are required
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to do a citation for it. If I anywhere in
my book said something like one in every five thousand
lobsters is blue, and that might be true, I forget
it's one in four thousand and one whatever. If I
said that in my book, I can't just say it
in the book. I, as an author who wrote one book,
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I must cite where I got that information, and when
I cite where I got that information. Just to be
totally clear about this, it can't be just well I
heard from a friend. No no, no, no, no, no no.
Well here's an example. This is number one eighteen. I
just opened to it right here, Larry Krasner, District Attorney.
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Krasner's statement on the Trump administration actions targeting cities, Philadelphia
District Attorney's Office, July twentieth, twenty twenty. Okay, so it's
who said it, it's the specific date he said it,
it's the title of what he said. And to take
it one step further in the book, it's right here.
There's an actual URL, an actual website, a specific one,
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where you can click on the exact thing I cited
in the book that was number one eighteen. There's two
hundred and seventy one of these, virtually won for every
page in the book. Now, let me ask you something.
This is book important in the grand scheme of things.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the book, and I'm glad you
got things out of it and made you laugh and
gave us, you know, some ideas going forward. I realized that,
But I'm the grand Scheme of Things is the antire
Communist Manifesto by Jesse Kelly, important as it pertains to
the lives of three hundred million Americans. It's just a book.
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It's informative and hopefully you laugh. But just a book. Okay,
So in a relatively unimportant book, I am required to
tell you exactly where I got the information, the who, what, when, where,
and why. Okay, let's set that book aside. Fifteen hundred pages.
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That's the one we just defeated. The next one will
be that big too, don't get me wrong. But fifteen
hundred pages, and in that fifteen hundred pages were terrible
thing after terrible thing after terrible thing. We went through
it all yesterday. You went through it all. I went
through it all. We already laid it all out. Congressional
pay raises, funding brand new biolabs, vaccine mandates, more government censorship,
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page after page after page after page, terrible thing, terrible thing,
terrible thing, terrible thing. Let me ask you a question,
who put that stuff in there? What's his name? No, No, don't,
don't don't do don't do what everyone else does. What
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you probably just did. Lobbyists Nope, lobbyists is nobody's name,
but the staffers. Nope, staffer is nobody's name. Nope, absolutely not.
Who put it in there? Let's focus on We'll just
do congressional pay raises. That has everyone mad. Who put
it in there? Someone wrote it down, someone thought of it,
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someone wrote it down, and someone put it in the bill.
And you know why I'm asking you the question because
you can't answer the question. And you want to know
why you can't answer the question, because virtually nobody can
answer the question. I've been doing media for about six
years now. I left the real world and I came
to do this ridiculous job of media. And during this
time I've gotten to know many United States Senators, many men,
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members of the House of Representatives, and their staffers, communications guys,
chiefs of staff. I know all kinds of people in
and around Capitol Hill. And I have asked repeatedly, in fact,
you've heard me ask this on air before, who writes
these things? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? Who wrote this?
I ask it publicly, I ask it privately, and to
this state six years later, not a single solitary person
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who has been able to give me an answer, not one.
And they're not lying because they give me the same
answer in private. You know what answer I get from
the people. They're members of the House of Representatives. You
know what I get. I don't know. That's normally what
I get. I don't know. Or if they go beyond that,
they say lobbyists. K Street, Yes, but K Street is
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nobody's name. I just explained that I had to tell
you specifically who put things in the Anti Communist Manifesto,
an unimportant political book I put out last year. We
are a country of three hundred plus million pe people,
the most powerful country in the history of the world,
and we have no idea whatsoever the names, motivations employers
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of the men and women who write the laws that
govern the land of the country. Does that maybe seem
like a really, really, really, really really big deal. It's
not enough to sit and rage against a fifteen hundred
page continuing resolution. I want to know the name of
the person who put the evil things in the bill,
(10:31):
and why don't die, Why don't you let's finish this
talk here in just a second. Before we do that,
let's talk about our dogs. I got this email. I
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obviously loves it and we have noticed a change in
his stinky butt glands. But I think you should also
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with the order. We got a bandana, a cool storage container,
treats pooh bags and maybe more. Yeah, Roughgreens. Roughgreens is
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com slash Jesse We'll be back. He doesn't care if
you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is
the Jesse Kelly Shall on a Thursday, asking the fairly simple,
fairly straightforward question that nobody in this country seems to
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be able to answer for me. Who actually puts the
evil things that are in these bills in the bills?
A high school student printing up a research paper for
science class has to have citations where did you get
this information? You have to be specific about things. You
can write a book about how mouse's go mouse's about
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how mice gope poop. Sorry, it's on my mind since
fighting the rats in my house. And if you write
that book about mice poop, you will have to have
citations in that critically unimportant book. Yet bills that govern
the United States of America, bills whose job it is
to stick their fat government fingers into your wallet, remove
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the money, and spend it for themselves, are not required
to tell us who actually wrote the stuff, who put
the stuff in there, And it makes it all that
much more hilarious when you go back and listen to
not only members of the House of Representations, members of
the media for how mad they are that a bill failed,
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the first can get continuing resolution failed, and they're all very,
very very upset about it. Except not only do these
people have no idea what is in the bill, they
don't know who wrote it, and yet they are devastated.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Holiday travel will be impacted, The ability of everyday Americans
to visit their family, their friends, their loved ones will
be impacted.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
What about your family? Oh really, what's in the bill?
What about the family? Ah, I don't know. Hey Hakim,
that was Hakeem Jeffries, Hey Kim who wrote the bill?
Blah blah. Brian Stelter having a meltdown on CNN about
Elon Musk shooting down the bill. Okay, that's fine, but
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what was in the bill that you're upset about? And hey, Brian,
who wrote it?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The Musk, this unelected figure who has this enormous amount
of power. It sometimes seems as if he's just starting
to learn how the government functions, and as a result,
some of his ex posts are completely false. And by
the way, it's not just me saying it. Representative Dan Crenshaw,
a Republican lawmaker, tweeted to Musk last night and said,
I love you, Elon, but you need to take five
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seconds to check your sources before highlighting bottom feeders looking
for clicks. You know, Musk likes to post anonymous accounts
that are spreading misinformation. And let's recognize a lot of
people have benefited from Musk.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You know the testa side, Yeah, you got it. Woopy
Goldberg today on the View Man, this Elon musk. How
can he shoot down this bill that I don't know
what it contained, and I don't know who wrote it
in charge, because I've been saying it for a wow,
I've been saying that I think Elon must believe he's president. Yeah,
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everyone's mad. Democrats are mad, Establishment Republicans are mad. Media
people were mad. Everyone's mad about different things. I'm angry
that I have no idea who actually governs the country,
because we would like to think our representatives, our senators
maybe write the laws. At least come up with the idea.
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Or if you're not going to write it, if you're
not going to sit down and actually write out the
law you want, at least in the very least, could
you maybe look over someone else's shoulder as they're writing it,
maybe dictate a few things, and then from there maybe
put your name on it, or insist they put their
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names on it. Instead, we get fifteen hundred pages of
crap and don't think it's dead again. Back to that
sorry to be king cink. They shot down the first one.
That just means they're gearing up to do another one.
Fifteen hundred pages, and not a single person I have
ever talked to in my life can tell me specifically,
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Lee who wrote it. That seemed like a problem to you,
maybe kind of a really really really big deal. It is.
It's a really really really big deal. All right, one
final word on this. I'm going to move off of
all this funding stuff. I want to do a bunch
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of emails. We'll talk about this Biden story, bunch of
illegal immigration, talk a bunch of that stuff tonight. But
Trump came out today blasting away both barrels at chip Roy,
Congressman Chip Roy of Texas. I know Chip chip is
one of the most far right people in the United
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States healthse of Representatives, and Trump came out today and
threatened him with a primary. That's exactly what he did.
Chip Roy's getting in the way of everything. And people
are very very angry today. Actually, this is the most
angry I've seen in a while aimed at Trump. Don't
understand what's going on. Why would Trump blast away at
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chip Roy. So I'm going to lay this out for you,
very very clearly. You may love what I'm about to say,
you may hate it. I don't really care. What I'm
about to tell you is the truth Donald Trump. As
I've explained many times is a junkyard dog. He is
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a junkyard dog. Have you ever known someone who has
a junkyard dog? Have you ever known someone who has
owned a junk yard? What is that reputation of a
junkyard dog? When you are looking for a junkyard dog,
you are not looking for a gigantic, fluffy teddy bear
like Fred. When you buy a dog to protect your junkyard,
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it's only dirt balls and scumbags who raid junkyards, druggies
and all these people. When you get a dog to
protect your junk yard, he attacks and bites everybody. And
you love your junkyard dog when he eats the meth
head as he's trying to steal your stuff. You hate
the junkyard dog when he accidentally rips the throat out
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of the mailman. And now you're going to prison. Why
would Donald Trump come out today with both barrels and
crucified chip roy. I will tell you exactly why. You
may love it, you may hate it. I'll give you
the background of it, and from there we'll move on
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Christmas and whatnot, but we're not going to talk about
that right now. Okay, Trump comes out today. I know
a lot of you're angry about it. So let's just
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talk about the why Trump comes out today. Both barrels
against Chip Roy, congressman from the state of Texas. If
you're not familiar, very very very far to the right,
hardcore conservative, one of the good ones, one of the
real hardcores, and Trump gives it to him. Both barrels today.
What's going on, Well, let's rewind for a while before
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we get into that specifically. Chip Roy was a Ron
DeSantis guy in the primary, but before that, because I
know that's what a lot of people think it is,
but it actually goes back further than that, before that.
During Donald Trump's first term, Donald Trump got crossways. Does
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not care for the caucus in the House of Representatives
that you probably care for a lot, the House Freedom Caucus.
It is the best caucus in the House of Representatives.
It has the most hardcore people, the people who want
to secure the border and cut spending. And cut taxes
all the people who want all the things you want.
That's the Freedom Caucus. If you want to know if
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your congressman's any good, generally go look and see if
he's part of the Freedom Caucus, and that'll tell you why.
But the Freedom Caucus, along with their other issues, they
really are against government spending, government debt, government deficits. They
say the spending has gotten way too much, the deficits
have gotten to be way too high. It's bankrupting the country,
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the stuff that I talk about a lot. Honestly, I
agree with them on that. I'm not acting like I don't.
But that is a big thing for the House Freedom Caucus.
Now Donald Trump hates that about them. Donald Trump has
never once pretended to want to cut spending. He's never
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claimed to He's never ever claimed the mantle of fiscal conservative.
That's not how he looks at things. He was like
this even in his private life. He just doesn't stress
about debt. You acquired, that you lose, that you bankrupt,
you move on. That's just kind of his philosophy on
life when it comes to the government in a nation's debt.
I completely disagree with him on that. I think he's nuts,
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but that is his thinking. That's how he thinks. He
does not like the House Freedom Caucus and their checks
on spending and debt. Donald Trump wants to spend, wants
to spend gargantuan amounts of money, and do not email
me and yell at me about that. I don't give
a crap about your opinion on it. What I just
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said is one hundred percent true. It is. You can
love that, you can hate it. Maybe you don't care either,
but that's true. You know who? You know which president
added more to the debt than any president in the
history of this country did? Donald Trump in four years
a bigger four year jump than any president in history.
He doesn't care about it, all right, the House Freedom
Caucus does. So that created a clash already. Remember when
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Donald Trump came out and endorsed the primary challenger of
Bob Good. It was weird because Bob Good is somebody
really everyone on the right light again freedom caccas guy
wanted all the far right things. Trump challenges him and
takes him out in a primary and people were all, wait,
what's that about. Why Bob Good was the head of
the Freedom Caucus. Trump hates the Freedom Caucus. Now we
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can get to the primary. Last primary, Chip Roy was
one of the very few people there weren't many of them,
one of the few elected officials who endorsed Ron De Santis.
He didn't come out and trash Trump or anything like that.
He was just more of a DeSantis guy. Donald Trump
holds grudges for over Chip's part of the Freedom Caucus,
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who Trump already hates. Chip came out and backed Rond
De Santis. Now the hate gets ramped up times a million.
Then this bill got shot down. But there's something about
the bill getting shot down in the different ways people
approach it. You were angry about that bill, right, You
were angry about the fifteen hundred page bill. Why were
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you angry? You were angry about the vaccine mandate stuff
and the congressional pay raises and the other You were
angry about all that stuff. You know what Donald Trump's
first statement about that bill was yesterday. He was angry
that the bill left in the debt ceiling. The debt ceiling.
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You know the country has a debt ceiling. Well, Donald
Trump doesn't want the country to have a debt ceiling.
And I actually think he has a fair point when
it comes to this, because his point is, if you're
just going to raise it all the time anyway, why
would you worry about it? But this is well, this
is what he said. If Republicans try to pass a
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clean resolution without all the Democrat bells and whistles, that
would be so destructive to the country. All it would
do after January twentieth is bring the mess of the
debt limit into the Trump administration rather than allowing it
to take place in the Biden administration. What he said
talking about the debt ceiling, even at a specific statement
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about the debt ceiling quote, Trump calls for abolishing the
debt ceiling. That's from yesterday. All right, So your problem
with the fifteen hundred page bill, Chip Roy's problem with
the fifteen hundred page bill is not Donald Trump's problem
with the fifteen hundred page bill. Donald Trump's problem with
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the bill was you're shifting all the responsibility and dumping
it in my lap, including you're dumping the debt ceiling
fight into my lap. I don't want to have to
deal with that as a new president. Pass a crappy bill,
I don't care. Just dump it in Joe Biden's lap
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inside Washington, d C. As we speak, chip Roy and
some others again, they're back to the Freedom Caucus people.
They have said, we are not going to pass a gigantic,
bloated spending bill that explodes the debt in deficit. Even more,
we are not get something trimmed down. Let's do something serious.
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That is not what Donald Trump wants. And Donald Trump
finally had enough of it. Again. There were three straws.
There was his hatred of the Freedom Caucus, chip Roy's
endorsement of Ron Asantis, and the fact that chip Roy
has become one of, if not the leading voices against
this bloated cr That was the straw that broke the
(26:42):
camel's back. And today Donald Trump is on social media
calling for a primary challenge, in fact threatening one. Sounds
like he's going to get involved, threatening a primary challenge
to one of the most conservative members of the House
of Representatives. I'm not telling you to love that, I'm
not telling you to hate it. But that's the background
(27:03):
on it. My opinion on it. This is clown stupid,
petty crap and the last thing we ever need to
hear from Donald Trump. Jony Ernst and Lindsey Graham have
been spent have they spent the last three weeks doing
everything they can, not even really that quietly, to destroy
Donald Trump's nominees Pete hag Sath RFK Junior. They are
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working as hard as they can to stop Donald Trump's
agenda before it gets into place. And do you know
how many times Donald Trump has gone on social media
to call for a primary challenge for Lindsey Grammer Jony Ernst.
Let me spoil it for you, zero not once. Instead
it's Chip Roy. No one hits it one hundred percent.
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Donald Trump's hatred of the Freedom Caucus is gonna bubble
out primary. And Bob Good was stupid too. I told
you at the time it was dumb. It was idiotic.
This is dumb. It's idiotic, it's counterproductive. But that is
the game behind the game. That's why all this is happening.
That's the hatred for Chip Roy. Now we're gonna move
(28:08):
on from all this because I'm just gonna go ahead
and spoil it for you, and I honestly, I think
I'm done with the debt talk until they actually pass it,
which will probably pass it in a week or so.
They're going to pass a massive bill, and it's going
to be awful. It may not be fifteen hundred pages,
the next will be fourteen hundred pages. It's going to
be awful. And then the fight begins again in January
(28:30):
or March of next year, and we'll see how it
goes from there. Me, I've been doing politics. I mean,
I've only been doing media for six years, but I've
been into it for the longest time. I've been into
it since I got out of the Marine Corps, since
I was twenty three, twenty four, twenty five years old.
And in the entire time i've been doing it, Washington,
DC has never cut a single penny, and so I'm
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not under any illusion they're gonna cut one now. Either
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talking about how big my hands are. If you missed
history last night, starting about hour two, I went on
a long history story about the Philippine American War. Glad
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you enjoyed that so much. That is nice. I certainly
enjoyed doing it. Let's do some voicemails and emails before
we get to this breaking news from the Wall Street
Journal about Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yes, hi, Jesse, I live in Miami, Florida, and we're
very close to Cuba, as you know. And apparently China
and Russia and who knows North Korea ran all of them.
They're all in bed together. But anyway, there's been talk
of China bringing their ships over there. For the first time,
(31:00):
I was wondering if something could be done with Cuba
because they're just so close to our shores.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, that's an ugly story, isn't it. It's a story
that we don't love. Remember, we we got involved in Cuba.
We were involved in Cuba, and I'm not blaming Cuba
(31:28):
on us, but Cuba was for the longest time, it
was a place that was great to us, and it
was critically important on the world stage. The sugar cane,
sugarcane is so freaking valuable, and Cuba was from what
I understand, this is before my time, because of Castro
in the revolution, which we'll get to, Cuba was the
(31:51):
tourist hotspot in the Caribbean. It's where people went. Of course,
the mafia got they were famously involved in it, but
that's more of just a reflection of the money that
was flowing into Cuba. People wanted to go down to Cuba,
to spend time on the beach, to stay at a
nice hotel, to put twenty bucks on the blackjack table,
(32:13):
to do these things. And we were heavily invested in that,
We had corporations invested in that, we were we were Cuba,
really and the people began to chafe against that. And
this is when Fidel Castro fired up his revolution and
(32:35):
that was a big old freaking mess. And once Castro
took over Cuba, we had an enemy not far off
of the Florida coast. Obviously, you know this history already,
and that's a huge, huge problem. And once you have
an enemy, once you have an enemy. Looks, let's explain
(32:56):
it this way. Have you ever had a neighbor you
didn't get along with a neighbor who was a problem.
Maybe you guys flat out argue. Maybe it's just a
tense situation. Maybe they play music too loud on Friday
nights and you've you've had it out with them about that.
Maybe there are dog poops in the yard. Whatever. Have
you ever had problems with your neighbor? Problems with your
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neighbor are a big deal because he's your neighbor. If
you have a problem with the guy across town. It's
not a big deal, but when you have to live
in the same neighborhood, well, it becomes an everyday occurrence.
To have your mortal enemies seize territory. A large island
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right off the coast of your country was always going
to be a big deal. And we knew it was
going to be a big deal. That's why the Bay
of Pigs happened. That's why we tried to take it back.
That's why we spent so much time trying to kill
Fidel Castro. We knew it was going to be an
(34:04):
issue to have a country that close being hostile to us.
We were unable to kill that crafty dude. We tried
everything to kill him. We tried, CIA tried, we tried
to enlist a mafia to help us. We tried everything
to try to kill that guy. And we were never
able to kill that guy. And to this day, they're
hostile and to this day we pay. What can we
(34:27):
do about it? I don't know, because all those countries
you just listed, they're all hostile to us. It's just
a bad state of affairs. Jesse, I enjoy your show.
All The subject to this one is please take down
the King Jesse pick. I don't know if you've seen
the simulcast yet. Remember you can watch a simulcast on
the first TV. You can watch me do the show.
(34:48):
But right behind me, over my right shoulder, I had
a portrait made by some artists who should really win awards.
They should, and there is I'll have you know, it's
not a picture of King Jesse. I'm not a it's
a prince. Okay. The title was prince, and there I am,
and I have this sword there, my hands look huge,
(35:10):
and I'm in all this royal garb, if you will,
and I do have a crown on my head. And
so it's a really a reflection of who I am.
I would like to say, and what Chris and this
guy emails. He says, Jesse, I enjoy your show, but
I can't stomach the background of the King Jesse picture.
It looks arrogant and quite frankly creepy and cringey. When
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that picture is up, I automatically change the channel and
I miss the message of your show. And then he says, godspeed,
Well I've got some bad news. I love the picture,
and we have one really really really big picture now
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not only am I not taking it down. We're going
to be adding other pictures. Maybe the next one will
be me as a general, Maybe the next one will
be me as a king. Maybe I'll promote myself. Right
now there's one picture. In a year, there might be
ten pictures. Is it arrogant? My gosh, yes it is.
(36:20):
It is. But it's really for people. Honestly, I can
see why you would change the channel because it's really
meant for people with a sense of humor. That's really
what it's for. And if you're not one of these people,
and I've known these people, remember, I believe that's probably
God given whether you have one or not, so I'm
not judging. But if you're one of these people who
(36:40):
can't laugh at yourself, who can't goof off, this is
not the show for you. You need to change the channel.
You said you changed the channel. You don't understand. I
want you to change the channel. We don't need to
be together. There's a million radio stations out there, there's
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all kinds of boring name crap. They take themselves very
very seriously, and you should go listen to one of
those shows that would be better for you and it'll
work out better for me. So change the channel because
there are more pictures coming. In fact, now the next
one will be twice as arrogant and obnoxious as this one.
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