January 15, 2025 • 37 mins
Oakland is circling the drain thanks to decades of Democrat policies that they voted for. A vote for Democrats is a vote for destruction. Ghost stories to try and make Jesse believe. John Ratcliffe did well at his hearing, including exposing the Hunter Biden laptop situation. Is brisket overrated?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. We will get back to some of the
hearing stuff in a little bit, talk a little bit
about that ceasepire deal. We're gonna get to some emails.
I actually have a long ghost story somebody emailed, and
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we'll see what we think about this one. All that
and so much more it's coming up this hour on
The Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to any of
those things, though, I want to talk about pain and punishment.
The communist understands. What if you've listened to this show
for any length of time, you know the Communist is
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a religious zealate. He's not a political person. He's not
a liberal, he's not progressed, he's not a lefty, he's
not a democrat. He's a religious zelate. And he must
be handled as if he is a religious zelate. If
you attempt to handle the communist as if he is
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a human being who shares your values, he will eat
you alive every single time. And religious zelts only only
understand fear and pain. They don't speak another language. You're
not going to appeal to the communist's morality. He has
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no morality that you would recognize whatsoever. You're not going
to make some appeal for humanity. I've seen people on
the right do this to this day all the time.
They'll be dealing with but we'll make it about California.
California didn't clear the brush out, emptied out the tanks,
mismanagement top to bottom. And you'll see people on the
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right say, well, what I know, we have democrats in charge,
but can't they at least you do the basics of governing. Now,
they're not interested in governing, They're interested in destroying. That's
what communists do, so fear and pain. Let's discuss it
in a lot of different ways. Here's there's few different
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examples here. This is from not the Bee headline Julia
Roberts is suddenly anti looting now that it's happening in
La mansions. Julia Roberts, the actress, went online complained about
all these animals who were running around California looting homes.
Except she was a huge supporter, very vocal about the
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Black Lives Matter protests, where the animals were pillaging the
streets across the country. Whole city blocks burned, looting, people dying.
She was all about that. What turned her against Loos
when they darkened her door. That's a happy day, isn't it.
Here's headline. Expect big changes in the White House press
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room as Trump will all but sideline the legacy media.
So let me give you just a little bit of
background on, you know, the press room, the press briefings
where corin diversity hires, stands at the podium and answers questions.
You get that the room itself is not that big,
and it's certainly not that fancy. But don't think for
a second you'd walk into the room and just kind
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of first come, first serve wherever you sit. You see
the White House Correspondence Association, it's an organization, don't worry.
They have always set up a seating chart for that room.
And the legacy media organizations, the big ones ABC, CBS, NBC, Reuter's, CNN,
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the AP, they have always been given preferential treatment on
the seating chart. That's why every time you turn on
the news and you're watching one of these press briefings,
you see so and so from ABC, and so and
so from CNN, and so and so from here they
are given preferential treatment. The Trump White House apparently they're
going to be the first ones to change this. They're
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gonna start handing out seats to independent media outlets. CNN
is gonna get I mean, we don't have the chart yet,
but they're probably gonna get stuck in the corner in
the back. They're freaking out about it already. You can't
do this time, We're NBC. No, you animals ran cover
for the Communists for decades, and you destroyed every Republican
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you could for decades. The only shame in this is
it took so long to treat you like what you are.
The enemy. The corporate press is the enemy, not just
of America, the enemy of freedom itself, and they should
be treated like crap at every single turn headline. The
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purge it begins. This one's from Breitbart, GOP pressure forces
resignation of Lockheed Martin's woke VP. This won't be the
first one of these. You're going to start seeing businesses,
corporations who have used their corporate power and money to
spread cultural Marxist filth all across this country. You're going
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to see the ones with ties to the government start
to dump these policies, start to dump these DEI initiatives.
People are going to start getting fired. Companies are going
to start getting punished for their evil deeds. And I
am here for it because the communist only understands fear
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and pain. He simply doesn't know any better. In Oakland, California,
Oakland is look, it's not exactly like it's ever been
a destination city, but it's circling the drain now. It's
really bad. If you allow democrats to rule your city
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for long enough, it will come to Ruin Oakland, they
can't keep stores open in an out Burger close their
store in Oakland because of safety concerns. It's a disaster there, violent, horrible,
horrible place. Safeway, the grocery chain, Safeway, came out and
said they were leaving. We can't be here anymore. There's
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too much theft, too much violence. We can't be here anymore.
We're losing money. It's a liability to even have the
store open. And so all these residents of Oakland gathered
for a very loud, very angry protest and they're making demand.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We're not playing, we're demanding, we're not requesting.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We're demanding.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We're not urging you, We're demanding you, and we want
all the new supervisors to understand this can be a
beautiful relationship or a sour relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So the shelves of the store are bare. Newly elected
Filmore supervisor Bealalma Mood says produce and meat are now gone,
but prescription services will continue until the store's closure on
February seventh. Grocery stoes, leaving no place to buy meat,
no place to Okay, that sucks. I don't wish that
on anyone. I don't want anyone to not have a
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grocery store. Let me ask you, who'd you vote for
the last election, the one before that, the one before that,
the one before that, and the one before that. Who
did you vote for? As you are a resident of Oakland,
Because today we're not asking, we have demands. Okay, who'd
you vote for? You voted for this time in time
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and time again. A vote for Democrats in the year
twenty twenty five, whether they be local, state, or national elections,
is a vote for crime, poverty, misery, and destruction. That's
what these communists spread everywhere they go. So I don't
want to hear all the excuses, Well, my mama always
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voted Democrat and my dad always voted Democrat. So from anybody,
not from the Manhattan liberal, I can't believe the subway
is so bad. Not from the people in Oakland who
don't have safe way anymore, Not from the people in
Malibu angry about the wildfires. I don't want to hear
any excuses about why you've always vote, always voted for communists.
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You must understand and accept the condition of your city,
your state, and your nation is a direct result of
voting for Democrats. And if you keep voting for Democrats,
people will keep dying, stores will keep closing, the looting
will continue in your area, no matter how wealthy or
poor it is, will fall to ruin. So no, daddy
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always voted Democrat, and so his daddy before him. But
those days have to stop, and it's time we start
explaining to the liberal Peggy's in our lives that you
voted for this. As we've talked about so many times
on the show, drive it home to them over and
over and over again, because they love to wash their
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hands of it. Well not really, Okay, he made a mistake.
I'm not really sure I made a mistake of a no, no, no.
You walked in, You made a conscious choice to vote
for Democrats, and now your area sucks. You can't even
go to Safe Way anymore. It's gone. Now Are you
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going to march to the polls next time? Demand different candidates,
different ideas, And I even tell you have to be
a Republican. I'd never say that Republicans are awful oftentimes,
But are you going to continue voting Democrat, continue voting left? Well?
If you do, I don't have any sympathy none, because
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you are the author of your own demise. Here in
the United States of America, we get the government we deserve.
All right, let's touch briefly on this Israel Hamas cease
fire deal. Here Biden's taking the credit. What's going on?
But I want to tell a couple of ghost stories.
I got a couple more. Hang on, is he smarter
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than everyone who knows? Does he think?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
And of course we will get back to some of
the committee hearing stuff, some audio from that today. I'm
gonna get to a ghost story in a moment. But
Israel Hamas they have a cease fire deal. Allegedly the
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hostages are coming home. I mean, it's past the alleged thing.
But Joe Biden was asked today who gets the credit
for it? Now, a separate official already admitted it was
Trump's people. Trump has been very vocal again negotiating before
he even gets in these public threats, hamas better give
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back our people. Where hell's going to come down? You know,
the public threats, and his people have already been working
behind the scenes to try to get our Americans back.
That's what matters to US Americans, our American citizens. So
Trump worked the deal. Biden four years did nothing. Well,
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that's how he went Trump. Is that a joke? Thank you?
Of course Biden's going to take credit for the thing.
But for whatever else comes from four years of Trump,
I think there will be a lot of good. There's
going to be a lot of disappointment, but there'll be
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a lot of good. It's so nice to have somebody
back in there who gives a crap about Americans and
who knows how to deal with these savages overseas. Speaking
of savages, we got another ghost story by email. Remember
if you want to email us Love eight death threats.
Ask doctor Jesse questions or ghost stories. I'm trying to believe.
You're welcome to email those into Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Showgun.
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I'm glossing over a ton of details to set this
up as fast as I can. All Right, this is long,
so bear with me. Father in law passes after a while.
We have to move mom in law in with us
to take care of her because of medical issues. Put
their house on the market. But she's very sad because
she tells us she feels he is still there. It's
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incredibly difficult for her to move out. Understandably by the way,
she's the best mother in law a guy could hope for. Okay,
so father in law dies, mother in law's great. I
take a week of vacation and worked by myself getting
their house cleaned up, do some painting in repairs so
the agent can start showing it two story house. And
as I was moving stuff out or around, I have
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to say that I did start hearing more and more
noises from inside the house and could swear I heard
footsteps in the hallway. Oh, Chris, are you on board yet?
Why are you so cynical? I'll continue on. Get ready, Chris,
you're gonna believe. One time I was working in a
bedroom and the footsteps I heard in the hallway were
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so clear I knew someone had to be there. I
poked my head out the door to the hallway, and
nobody was there. I could feel the goosebumps completely cover
my arms and back, and it felt involuntary. Chris, did
you hear that? But words came automatically stuttering from my mouth.
Dad stopped messing with me like this, I'm so sorry
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we have to sell the house, but I promise we
are going to take care of mom. See he thought
to talk to it all right. This made me take
a break and go out to my truck for a
bottle of water. Stood there leaning against my truck, looking
at the house, thinking I had to get back in
there because I was running out of time. Finally got
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finished with the inside of the house started on the
outside of the house, which brings on a problem. They
had this super sweet old window or old widow that
lived next door to them, and we all knew her
from over the years, just the peach of a lady,
he says. The problem was she was lonely, and even
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more now so that we had moved mom out. This
prompted her to come visit me anytime I came out
of the house for anything. I'd feel obliged to take
a short break talk with her about anything and everything.
It got frustrating because I was on a time frame
and had to get this done. When I started working
on the outside of the house, this brought on even
more frequent visits from the widow. Right one more paragraph here.
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One afternoon, I was pressure washing the walkway from the
front door to the driveway with my back to the street. Goss,
I love pressure washing so much, it's so satisfying. What Chris,
I feel fingers take a hold of my T shirt
on my left shoulder and yank twice to get my attention.
I released the trigger on the pressure washer and roll
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my eyes as I turned to see what the widow
wants to talk about. Now nobody, nobody is there. I
feel all the blood drained from my face, goosebumps cover
my entire body, and I'm shamed to admit a little
bit of pea comes out. That's how real it was.
I must have looked crazy from anyone that might have
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been looking out their window at that particular moment, seeing
a grown man screaming at no one to leave them alone.
Dad was probably laughing his ghost butt off. On the
last day. When I finished, I made a point to
go into the living room and say goodbye to him,
and that I promised to take good care of his wife, daughter,
and grandkids. I waited silently for any type of bump
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or noise in reply, but nothing. I closed the front door,
locked it, walked out to my truck. I looked back
at the house and could see through the glass windows
in the top of the garage door that the main
garage light was still on. Ah got out of my
truck and started walking back up to the driveway, getting
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the front door key out of my pocket. The light
turned off. I yelled at him, half laughing, half terrified,
dang it, you got me again. Finally turned, walked back
to my truck, got in, looked back at the house
and felt a pang of sadness as I said goodbye
one last time. Chris, Oh, shake your head. That's a
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genuine story, man, that's a genuine that's what Chris. What
Chris said? Why does it only ever happen to people
who believe ghosts? Well? That's where you're wrong, Chris. Lots
of these people who've emailed in and called in are cynics,
just like you and me, who don't believe, and they
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even start out most of them. I never believed. I
didn't believe in ghosts, Chris. Somebody yanked on his T shirt.
A man knows when someone's yanking on your T shirt.
The garage light. Maybe it was just a garage door
type thing, the T shirt thing. He peed himself, Chris,
what man admits that he went pep pep in his underwear.
Let's talk about confirmation hearings. Shall we? First? Let's talk
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Getting back to these
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confirmation hearings here today we'll get to Marco Rubio here
in the moment, who actually I was very very impressed
with maybe a little John Ratcliffe talk. I'd be negligent
if I didn't, though, point out O Biden sitting down
today for a bill signing, and let's just say he is.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Pretty che establishing one of the Highlands National Monument. Here
we go kind of fill this hand. I know Stina
trying the day of in this hand.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
We're doing great, that's all. I just snorted. Did you
hear that, Chris? I hope that didn't come through the radio.
I think I just did the I do that sometimes,
what do you make that face for? Oh, I've got
to tell you. I forgot to tell you. I shouldn't
even I should not say what I'm about to say,
because no one's ever nice to me about anything. But
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all right, before I get back to the hearings, I'm
just going to get this off my chest because it'll
help me feel better.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I have.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
In recent years in the Houston area, my allergies have
gotten worse. I actually don't have traditionally allergies really bad
at all. My eyes will get red and water if
I'm in Montana in the summer something like that or whatnot,
but usually I'm pretty allergy free. People always complaining about
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my allergies. Allergies. Allergies mine are usually good until I
get to Houston, which is of course where I live.
I will be out of town. You know how. We
just took a vacation allergy free for eight days. Got
back home. I was home an hour. I'm sneezing and
not so. Allergies have started to prop up or pop up.
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This means I have to blow my nose more than
I would like to blow my nose. And it also means, well,
I've got two things happening at once. My hearing is
just in the very very very early stage of starting
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to fade a little bit. That's very much a Kelly thing.
Same thing happened to my dad. Now, it's not that
I'm hard at hearing. I'm not what haha, I'm not
doing that yet, but I will be there. Hold on, Chris,
what do you mean? What what Chris said? That I
shoot without ear protection on occasion? Yeah, they were. Look
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there's times where you can't put an air pro. What
do you want me to do? Yeah? Look between construction
and the guns and everything, and plus just it's my
family history. The hearings starting to go a little a little.
This is gonna this is gonna be important for my story.
So stay with me. When I say a little, I
really mean a little. Sometimes I have to ask the
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wife repeat something. But there is something that I always
had and you may have if you still have perfect hearing,
And that's that you can hear if a television is on.
I don't mean the volume on the volume on the TV.
For for most of my life, if I walked in
a room in a television was on and it was
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on mute, I could tell you what television was on
close by, because it was there was this high pitched
noise that my ears could pick up. Am I superhuman? Maybe?
But you understand what I'm saying. I could tell there's
something about the frequency I could hear it. That's gone.
So that kind of frequency I can't hear anymore. That's
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super high, that kind of thing frequency. Now back to
the allergies. When I'm here, I have to blow my
nose every now and then. Ob and the boys, and
none of them are nice about it, are starting to
point out that every now and then, Oh gosh, I
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can't believe I'm admitting this. I get a nose whistle.
I'm sorry, Chris. That's not funny. Why are you laughing?
It's not funny. And normally, obviously, if you have the hearing,
you can hear when you get a little little squeaky
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in the old nostril and you just do the that
kind of thing, or you go blow your nose and
it's gone. But if you start to develop a nosewhistle
at the exact same time you stop being able to
hear said nosewhistle, well that puts you in quite a pickle, now,
doesn't it what Chris Chris said, So I'm just walking
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around with the nosewhistle. It's happened. It's happened. I've gotten
home before from being out and about running errands. I
just went to Ace Harbeyre the other day and I
was picking up some things. I was doing, doing things
dudes do them. I'm running errands and picking things up.
And I got home and we were getting ready to
sit down and have lunch. I was making a sake,
sandwiches or something like that, and I go over to
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the kitchen to harass her as I usually do, slap
herund the butt or whatever, and she says, you can't
hear that, And I said, hear what she said. Baby,
your nose it's got a little whistle to it. Who
knows how many people I was talking to, and they're
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looking at me like I'm the weird old man now
with the little whistle in my nose. And I don't
know what to do about it exactly, but I'm just
officially mortified, equally as mortified by the Central Intelligence Agency.
John Ratcliffe's supposedly going to take it over. Well, he's
going to take it over. And I quitted himself pretty
well today.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
In twenty twenty, when a chairman of an intelligence committee
misrepresented that a laptop mooned by then candidate Biden's son
was somehow a Russian intelligence operation, and fifty one former
intelligence officials used the imprimature of icy authority to go
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along with that. I stood in the breach. I stood
alone and told the American people the truth about that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is true. John Ratcliffe part of that intelligence community back
when the only acceptable narrative was the lie that Hunter
Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation. John Ratcliffe was the one
who stood up and said, Uh, where are you getting
that from? That's not true. That's a big fat lie.
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I don't know what John Ratcliffe is going to be
able to accomplish. CIA is very, very corrupt. It only
exists to serve itself. I know many people who used
to work there, and what they tell is a tale
of an agency that thinks it should run everything and
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it has no issue whatsoever using on us in our
government the same tactics they have used around the planet.
And when you have the largest spy agency in the
world trying to do evil things like that, it's a
big deal. Can the director walk in and fix everything?
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I have not been hearing things I want to hear
about that. And it's not because John Ratcliffe doesn't want to.
He sounds like a man who wants to. It's because
this secretive agency is going to cut him out. They're
gonna freeze him out. The lie. It's what they do
for a living, anyway, their spies. They lie for a living,
and it's part of the job description. They're gonna lie,
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cover things up. But he also sounds like exactly what
we need to do some good. And I like that
because we have to do a lot of good. Let's
do some more emails, shall we? And even have another
ghost story before we get to Marco Rubio. Hey, shrimp hands,
it's not nice. I have three questions you're only getting one.
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Is brisket overrated? His name is Dan. Well, it depends
on what you're asking me. My brisket is not overrated.
I make a world class brisket. What, Chris, I've made two? Yeah,
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but they were both good, so I'm undefeated. But why
do you have to bring up old stuff? Anyway, Chris?
How many do you have to make? If I climb
Mount Everest the first time, then I'm great. It's not
like I didn't need to try it more times. I
conquered brisket already. I'm looking for a new challenge now
I've already moved on past the brisket. I'd like any
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good pit boss. I put it on my pellet smoker
right before I go to sleep. I wake up the
next morning and the meat's done. Is it overrated? That's
an interesting question. We'll answer that, and we'll talk about
Marco Rubio as Secretary of State, maybe even tell another
ghost story before we do that. I don't know if
ghosts surreal, but inflation is, and the bubble popping most
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definitely is. We're starting to see some ugly things out
there economically, things that you and I have been worned
about many times, that they're kicking the can down the
road until Trump gets in and then it's all going
to come down on them. But no matter what, nobody's
ever bought gold and silver and said, oh dang, I'm
so mad I have precious metals. But many, many, many,
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many many people have lost it all in the stock
market and said, wow, I wish i'd diversified a little.
Get some gold or silver in that retirement account of yours.
You worked hard for it, don't give it all back
because of a bubble pop let gold co handle it
all for you. They'll put physical gold in your hands.
I've done that with them as well, and that couldn't
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Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Wednesday up day. Reminding you you can email
me Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Love, hate, death threats,
ask doctor Jesse questions ghost stories. I don't want any
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emails talking about the nosewhistle that I've developed on occasion
that I can't hear. That's a painful, painful thing, and
I expect you to honor my request to leave me
alone about it. Now, you have a newsome not exactly popular.
Before I get to this ghost story, especially right now,
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it's actually asked about the nickname new Scum, which is
so funny. I get it. They want to take us.
I get it. I'm not naive. I get the californ
A Derangement Center. I've been living that for years in
years new scum. You know, I'm the same seventh grade
I remember the guy on Baltimore Avenue that called me
new scum. I was in seventh grade. I can handle that.
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We'll leave that aside. That was kind of weird. Back
to the brisket thing before I get to the ghost story.
Brisket oftentimes is overrated because people they think it's wonderful
just because it's called brisket. If it's done right, it
can't be beaten. If it's done right, it can't be
beat My issue is is there's a barbecue restaurant every
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fifty feet here in Texas, and they're all serving brisket,
and most of it. Nah, it's okay. So now you
get somebody who knows what he's doing. Yeah, that's pretty special.
The best part about brisket is it gives us meals
for a week. Everyone likes it. And Chris, you're laughing, buddy,
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wait till you wait till that little girl's teenager. These
kids are savages, man. They eat absolutely everything in the house.
So if you make a brisket, yeah, you eat on
the brisket. But then the next day you can have
brisket tacos and then the next day it's brisket sandwiches,
and then and then those little monsters will be carving
off chunks of it to take in their lunch for school.
It just allows them the feast on it like lions
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the safari on a safari in Africa, not in the zoo,
where they don't feed the lions, which I've always wanted
them to do. Here's a ghost story, Hey, ghost hunter Jesse,
here's one for you. I was about eleven in nineteen
eighty seven. We started started ghost watching in my friend's
basement because he claimed he'd seen strange lights moving down
his hallway at night. The basement that ran the full
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length under his house and was semi finished. It had
his dad's office in this office in this big open room,
and attached to one side was their laundry room in
a tornado storm shelter. We three or four of us,
depending on the day, would just sit in the dark
and tell stories and wait for something spooky to happen.
After a few attempts, a light turned itself on in
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the laundry room. Oddly, it was a socket with no
switch or string to turn it on. To turn it on,
you had to pick up the ball and screw it
in physically. After a few more attempts, nothing happened. At
the last attempt, I started getting mad that we were
wasting my time and my friend was just lying to
us about things in the house. So I started cussing
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out the ghost, calling it a coward, insulting it in
every way an eleven year old kid can. Then we
gave up and left the basement. We walked into his
backyard sat down on the patio to figure out what
to do for the rest of the day. While we
were sitting on his little patio, which was just a
wooden floor over dirt in the backyard with a couple
chairs and swing, it happened in broad daylight. Our conversation
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was interrupted. Listen to this, Chris, don't have that look
on your face, Chris. Our conversation was interrupted by a
disembodied voice of a man yelling at us with what
sounded like an intense rage. Do you feel that, Chris?
I could feel that the hairs of my armor standing up.
They're not, but they're almost. It built up from a low,
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distant sound to a full volume over a matter of
three to four seconds. It came from the ground beneath
our freaking feet. We froze. The hair on the back
of my neck got stiff. All three of us were
paralyzed and couldn't move paralyzed Chris. After what seemed like forever,
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we all kind of locked eyes and we just split
like roadrunner, taking off in three different directions. I didn't
stop till I was well into my neighbor's lawn. Needless
is saying we never went ghost watching in the basement. Again.
I'm still friends with the guy all these years later,
and occasionally we talk about it. We could never come
up with a rational explanation. One might think it was
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his dad, but he was always at work when we
did this, And besides, he's a super nice Christian guy
that would never do something like that to mess with us.
I'm a physicist now, and I can't rule out the
existence of ghosts or something paranormal. Chris, how did you
not get the Twilight Zone music ready for that? That
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was prime for that? Do? I can maybe do it
with my nose now? It's that what, Chris? What tell
me that didn't kind of bring you around a little bit?
I feel myself coming around. See, it's not just because
he's a physicist. Don't don't education shame the other people
because they're not physicists. He's a genuine human being. Remember
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that Dime who emailed in the long ones. She had
a long one about the cater the catering Dime, Chris.
I'm telling you, man, this stuff I don't know if
it's real. I was about to say this stuff is real,
but it could be real. We're trying to figure it
out on our own. We're also trying to figure out
why do we why do we let these young women
in Congress? Here's Jasmine Crockett and Nancy Mays.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Somebody's campaign coffers really are struggling right now. So she
gonna keep saying trans trans trans so that people will
feel threatened and child.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Listen, I won't I am no child. To call me
a child. I am no child. Don't you call me child.
I'm a grows of those females. I broke ceilingsmen, you
will not do that. I am chime in my time.
You want to take it out side, chairman committee, you
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want to take it outside. These people are so freaking
embarrassing Jasmine Crockett, Yes, she's embarrassing. Nancy Mays is also
equally embarrassing. These people are awful and it really is.
It's amazing how much real power they have, real genuine power.
And we elected a bunch of caddies school children. What Chris,
(35:57):
Chris said, Why don't we let him fight in a
mud pit? Chris, why don't you grow up? I guess
we could make an offer. Hey, Chris, here's what you do.
They have official email accounts right now, listen, it'll be fine.
Email both of them, so they're both on the email.
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Email the office. Tell them we, in the interest of bipartisanship,
we want to arrange something like that for them. We'll
pay for the venue, we'll broadcast it obviously everywhere, but
in the interest of everyone coming together, see what you
can do to set that up. Okay, In the meantime,
(36:42):
let me get rid of the pain in your life.
I know we're all in physical pain having to hear
Nancy Mason, Jasmine Crockett throw monkey poop at each other.
I have a headache now. I don't know about you.
Why don't you let relief factor take your daily pain away?
And you're not playing pickleball anymore? You don't go on hikes.
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dot com. We have an hour left. We're banning red
dye number three and Rubio did pretty well. Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. We will get back to some of the
hearing stuff in a little bit, talk a little bit
about that ceasepire deal. We're gonna get to some emails.
I actually have a long ghost story somebody emailed, and
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we'll see what we think about this one. All that
and so much more it's coming up this hour on
The Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to any of
those things, though, I want to talk about pain and punishment.
The communist understands. What if you've listened to this show
for any length of time, you know the Communist is
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a religious zealate. He's not a political person. He's not
a liberal, he's not progressed, he's not a lefty, he's
not a democrat. He's a religious zelate. And he must
be handled as if he is a religious zelate. If
you attempt to handle the communist as if he is
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a human being who shares your values, he will eat
you alive every single time. And religious zelts only only
understand fear and pain. They don't speak another language. You're
not going to appeal to the communist's morality. He has
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no morality that you would recognize whatsoever. You're not going
to make some appeal for humanity. I've seen people on
the right do this to this day all the time.
They'll be dealing with but we'll make it about California.
California didn't clear the brush out, emptied out the tanks,
mismanagement top to bottom. And you'll see people on the
(02:01):
right say, well, what I know, we have democrats in charge,
but can't they at least you do the basics of governing. Now,
they're not interested in governing, They're interested in destroying. That's
what communists do, so fear and pain. Let's discuss it
in a lot of different ways. Here's there's few different
(02:22):
examples here. This is from not the Bee headline Julia
Roberts is suddenly anti looting now that it's happening in
La mansions. Julia Roberts, the actress, went online complained about
all these animals who were running around California looting homes.
Except she was a huge supporter, very vocal about the
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Black Lives Matter protests, where the animals were pillaging the
streets across the country. Whole city blocks burned, looting, people dying.
She was all about that. What turned her against Loos
when they darkened her door. That's a happy day, isn't it.
Here's headline. Expect big changes in the White House press
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room as Trump will all but sideline the legacy media.
So let me give you just a little bit of
background on, you know, the press room, the press briefings
where corin diversity hires, stands at the podium and answers questions.
You get that the room itself is not that big,
and it's certainly not that fancy. But don't think for
a second you'd walk into the room and just kind
(03:29):
of first come, first serve wherever you sit. You see
the White House Correspondence Association, it's an organization, don't worry.
They have always set up a seating chart for that room.
And the legacy media organizations, the big ones ABC, CBS, NBC, Reuter's, CNN,
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the AP, they have always been given preferential treatment on
the seating chart. That's why every time you turn on
the news and you're watching one of these press briefings,
you see so and so from ABC, and so and
so from CNN, and so and so from here they
are given preferential treatment. The Trump White House apparently they're
going to be the first ones to change this. They're
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gonna start handing out seats to independent media outlets. CNN
is gonna get I mean, we don't have the chart yet,
but they're probably gonna get stuck in the corner in
the back. They're freaking out about it already. You can't
do this time, We're NBC. No, you animals ran cover
for the Communists for decades, and you destroyed every Republican
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you could for decades. The only shame in this is
it took so long to treat you like what you are.
The enemy. The corporate press is the enemy, not just
of America, the enemy of freedom itself, and they should
be treated like crap at every single turn headline. The
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purge it begins. This one's from Breitbart, GOP pressure forces
resignation of Lockheed Martin's woke VP. This won't be the
first one of these. You're going to start seeing businesses,
corporations who have used their corporate power and money to
spread cultural Marxist filth all across this country. You're going
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to see the ones with ties to the government start
to dump these policies, start to dump these DEI initiatives.
People are going to start getting fired. Companies are going
to start getting punished for their evil deeds. And I
am here for it because the communist only understands fear
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and pain. He simply doesn't know any better. In Oakland, California,
Oakland is look, it's not exactly like it's ever been
a destination city, but it's circling the drain now. It's
really bad. If you allow democrats to rule your city
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for long enough, it will come to Ruin Oakland, they
can't keep stores open in an out Burger close their
store in Oakland because of safety concerns. It's a disaster there, violent, horrible,
horrible place. Safeway, the grocery chain, Safeway, came out and
said they were leaving. We can't be here anymore. There's
(06:28):
too much theft, too much violence. We can't be here anymore.
We're losing money. It's a liability to even have the
store open. And so all these residents of Oakland gathered
for a very loud, very angry protest and they're making demand.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We're not playing, we're demanding, we're not requesting.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We're demanding.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We're not urging you, We're demanding you, and we want
all the new supervisors to understand this can be a
beautiful relationship or a sour relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So the shelves of the store are bare. Newly elected
Filmore supervisor Bealalma Mood says produce and meat are now gone,
but prescription services will continue until the store's closure on
February seventh. Grocery stoes, leaving no place to buy meat,
no place to Okay, that sucks. I don't wish that
on anyone. I don't want anyone to not have a
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grocery store. Let me ask you, who'd you vote for
the last election, the one before that, the one before that,
the one before that, and the one before that. Who
did you vote for? As you are a resident of Oakland,
Because today we're not asking, we have demands. Okay, who'd
you vote for? You voted for this time in time
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and time again. A vote for Democrats in the year
twenty twenty five, whether they be local, state, or national elections,
is a vote for crime, poverty, misery, and destruction. That's
what these communists spread everywhere they go. So I don't
want to hear all the excuses, Well, my mama always
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voted Democrat and my dad always voted Democrat. So from anybody,
not from the Manhattan liberal, I can't believe the subway
is so bad. Not from the people in Oakland who
don't have safe way anymore, Not from the people in
Malibu angry about the wildfires. I don't want to hear
any excuses about why you've always vote, always voted for communists.
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You must understand and accept the condition of your city,
your state, and your nation is a direct result of
voting for Democrats. And if you keep voting for Democrats,
people will keep dying, stores will keep closing, the looting
will continue in your area, no matter how wealthy or
poor it is, will fall to ruin. So no, daddy
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always voted Democrat, and so his daddy before him. But
those days have to stop, and it's time we start
explaining to the liberal Peggy's in our lives that you
voted for this. As we've talked about so many times
on the show, drive it home to them over and
over and over again, because they love to wash their
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hands of it. Well not really, Okay, he made a mistake.
I'm not really sure I made a mistake of a no, no, no.
You walked in, You made a conscious choice to vote
for Democrats, and now your area sucks. You can't even
go to Safe Way anymore. It's gone. Now Are you
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going to march to the polls next time? Demand different candidates,
different ideas, And I even tell you have to be
a Republican. I'd never say that Republicans are awful oftentimes,
But are you going to continue voting Democrat, continue voting left? Well?
If you do, I don't have any sympathy none, because
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you are the author of your own demise. Here in
the United States of America, we get the government we deserve.
All right, let's touch briefly on this Israel Hamas cease
fire deal. Here Biden's taking the credit. What's going on?
But I want to tell a couple of ghost stories.
I got a couple more. Hang on, is he smarter
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than everyone who knows? Does he think?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
And of course we will get back to some of
the committee hearing stuff, some audio from that today. I'm
gonna get to a ghost story in a moment. But
Israel Hamas they have a cease fire deal. Allegedly the
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hostages are coming home. I mean, it's past the alleged thing.
But Joe Biden was asked today who gets the credit
for it? Now, a separate official already admitted it was
Trump's people. Trump has been very vocal again negotiating before
he even gets in these public threats, hamas better give
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back our people. Where hell's going to come down? You know,
the public threats, and his people have already been working
behind the scenes to try to get our Americans back.
That's what matters to US Americans, our American citizens. So
Trump worked the deal. Biden four years did nothing. Well,
(11:37):
that's how he went Trump. Is that a joke? Thank you?
Of course Biden's going to take credit for the thing.
But for whatever else comes from four years of Trump,
I think there will be a lot of good. There's
going to be a lot of disappointment, but there'll be
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a lot of good. It's so nice to have somebody
back in there who gives a crap about Americans and
who knows how to deal with these savages overseas. Speaking
of savages, we got another ghost story by email. Remember
if you want to email us Love eight death threats.
Ask doctor Jesse questions or ghost stories. I'm trying to believe.
You're welcome to email those into Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Showgun.
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I'm glossing over a ton of details to set this
up as fast as I can. All Right, this is long,
so bear with me. Father in law passes after a while.
We have to move mom in law in with us
to take care of her because of medical issues. Put
their house on the market. But she's very sad because
she tells us she feels he is still there. It's
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incredibly difficult for her to move out. Understandably by the way,
she's the best mother in law a guy could hope for. Okay,
so father in law dies, mother in law's great. I
take a week of vacation and worked by myself getting
their house cleaned up, do some painting in repairs so
the agent can start showing it two story house. And
as I was moving stuff out or around, I have
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to say that I did start hearing more and more
noises from inside the house and could swear I heard
footsteps in the hallway. Oh, Chris, are you on board yet?
Why are you so cynical? I'll continue on. Get ready, Chris,
you're gonna believe. One time I was working in a
bedroom and the footsteps I heard in the hallway were
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so clear I knew someone had to be there. I
poked my head out the door to the hallway, and
nobody was there. I could feel the goosebumps completely cover
my arms and back, and it felt involuntary. Chris, did
you hear that? But words came automatically stuttering from my mouth.
Dad stopped messing with me like this, I'm so sorry
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we have to sell the house, but I promise we
are going to take care of mom. See he thought
to talk to it all right. This made me take
a break and go out to my truck for a
bottle of water. Stood there leaning against my truck, looking
at the house, thinking I had to get back in
there because I was running out of time. Finally got
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finished with the inside of the house started on the
outside of the house, which brings on a problem. They
had this super sweet old window or old widow that
lived next door to them, and we all knew her
from over the years, just the peach of a lady,
he says. The problem was she was lonely, and even
(14:32):
more now so that we had moved mom out. This
prompted her to come visit me anytime I came out
of the house for anything. I'd feel obliged to take
a short break talk with her about anything and everything.
It got frustrating because I was on a time frame
and had to get this done. When I started working
on the outside of the house, this brought on even
more frequent visits from the widow. Right one more paragraph here.
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One afternoon, I was pressure washing the walkway from the
front door to the driveway with my back to the street. Goss,
I love pressure washing so much, it's so satisfying. What Chris,
I feel fingers take a hold of my T shirt
on my left shoulder and yank twice to get my attention.
I released the trigger on the pressure washer and roll
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my eyes as I turned to see what the widow
wants to talk about. Now nobody, nobody is there. I
feel all the blood drained from my face, goosebumps cover
my entire body, and I'm shamed to admit a little
bit of pea comes out. That's how real it was.
I must have looked crazy from anyone that might have
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been looking out their window at that particular moment, seeing
a grown man screaming at no one to leave them alone.
Dad was probably laughing his ghost butt off. On the
last day. When I finished, I made a point to
go into the living room and say goodbye to him,
and that I promised to take good care of his wife, daughter,
and grandkids. I waited silently for any type of bump
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or noise in reply, but nothing. I closed the front door,
locked it, walked out to my truck. I looked back
at the house and could see through the glass windows
in the top of the garage door that the main
garage light was still on. Ah got out of my
truck and started walking back up to the driveway, getting
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the front door key out of my pocket. The light
turned off. I yelled at him, half laughing, half terrified,
dang it, you got me again. Finally turned, walked back
to my truck, got in, looked back at the house
and felt a pang of sadness as I said goodbye
one last time. Chris, Oh, shake your head. That's a
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genuine story, man, that's a genuine that's what Chris. What
Chris said? Why does it only ever happen to people
who believe ghosts? Well? That's where you're wrong, Chris. Lots
of these people who've emailed in and called in are cynics,
just like you and me, who don't believe, and they
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even start out most of them. I never believed. I
didn't believe in ghosts, Chris. Somebody yanked on his T shirt.
A man knows when someone's yanking on your T shirt.
The garage light. Maybe it was just a garage door
type thing, the T shirt thing. He peed himself, Chris,
what man admits that he went pep pep in his underwear.
Let's talk about confirmation hearings. Shall we? First? Let's talk
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Free knowledge waiting for us. We'll be back Jesse Keilly.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Getting back to these
(18:44):
confirmation hearings here today we'll get to Marco Rubio here
in the moment, who actually I was very very impressed
with maybe a little John Ratcliffe talk. I'd be negligent
if I didn't, though, point out O Biden sitting down
today for a bill signing, and let's just say he is.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Pretty che establishing one of the Highlands National Monument. Here
we go kind of fill this hand. I know Stina
trying the day of in this hand.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
We're doing great, that's all. I just snorted. Did you
hear that, Chris? I hope that didn't come through the radio.
I think I just did the I do that sometimes,
what do you make that face for? Oh, I've got
to tell you. I forgot to tell you. I shouldn't
even I should not say what I'm about to say,
because no one's ever nice to me about anything. But
(19:48):
all right, before I get back to the hearings, I'm
just going to get this off my chest because it'll
help me feel better.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I have.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
In recent years in the Houston area, my allergies have
gotten worse. I actually don't have traditionally allergies really bad
at all. My eyes will get red and water if
I'm in Montana in the summer something like that or whatnot,
but usually I'm pretty allergy free. People always complaining about
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my allergies. Allergies. Allergies mine are usually good until I
get to Houston, which is of course where I live.
I will be out of town. You know how. We
just took a vacation allergy free for eight days. Got
back home. I was home an hour. I'm sneezing and
not so. Allergies have started to prop up or pop up.
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This means I have to blow my nose more than
I would like to blow my nose. And it also means, well,
I've got two things happening at once. My hearing is
just in the very very very early stage of starting
(21:01):
to fade a little bit. That's very much a Kelly thing.
Same thing happened to my dad. Now, it's not that
I'm hard at hearing. I'm not what haha, I'm not
doing that yet, but I will be there. Hold on, Chris,
what do you mean? What what Chris said? That I
shoot without ear protection on occasion? Yeah, they were. Look
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there's times where you can't put an air pro. What
do you want me to do? Yeah? Look between construction
and the guns and everything, and plus just it's my
family history. The hearings starting to go a little a little.
This is gonna this is gonna be important for my story.
So stay with me. When I say a little, I
really mean a little. Sometimes I have to ask the
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wife repeat something. But there is something that I always
had and you may have if you still have perfect hearing,
And that's that you can hear if a television is on.
I don't mean the volume on the volume on the TV.
For for most of my life, if I walked in
a room in a television was on and it was
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on mute, I could tell you what television was on
close by, because it was there was this high pitched
noise that my ears could pick up. Am I superhuman? Maybe?
But you understand what I'm saying. I could tell there's
something about the frequency I could hear it. That's gone.
So that kind of frequency I can't hear anymore. That's
(22:22):
super high, that kind of thing frequency. Now back to
the allergies. When I'm here, I have to blow my
nose every now and then. Ob and the boys, and
none of them are nice about it, are starting to
point out that every now and then, Oh gosh, I
(22:44):
can't believe I'm admitting this. I get a nose whistle.
I'm sorry, Chris. That's not funny. Why are you laughing?
It's not funny. And normally, obviously, if you have the hearing,
you can hear when you get a little little squeaky
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in the old nostril and you just do the that
kind of thing, or you go blow your nose and
it's gone. But if you start to develop a nosewhistle
at the exact same time you stop being able to
hear said nosewhistle, well that puts you in quite a pickle, now,
doesn't it what Chris Chris said, So I'm just walking
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around with the nosewhistle. It's happened. It's happened. I've gotten
home before from being out and about running errands. I
just went to Ace Harbeyre the other day and I
was picking up some things. I was doing, doing things
dudes do them. I'm running errands and picking things up.
And I got home and we were getting ready to
sit down and have lunch. I was making a sake,
sandwiches or something like that, and I go over to
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the kitchen to harass her as I usually do, slap
herund the butt or whatever, and she says, you can't
hear that, And I said, hear what she said. Baby,
your nose it's got a little whistle to it. Who
knows how many people I was talking to, and they're
(24:09):
looking at me like I'm the weird old man now
with the little whistle in my nose. And I don't
know what to do about it exactly, but I'm just
officially mortified, equally as mortified by the Central Intelligence Agency.
John Ratcliffe's supposedly going to take it over. Well, he's
going to take it over. And I quitted himself pretty
well today.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
In twenty twenty, when a chairman of an intelligence committee
misrepresented that a laptop mooned by then candidate Biden's son
was somehow a Russian intelligence operation, and fifty one former
intelligence officials used the imprimature of icy authority to go
(24:53):
along with that. I stood in the breach. I stood
alone and told the American people the truth about that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is true. John Ratcliffe part of that intelligence community back
when the only acceptable narrative was the lie that Hunter
Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation. John Ratcliffe was the one
who stood up and said, Uh, where are you getting
that from? That's not true. That's a big fat lie.
(25:24):
I don't know what John Ratcliffe is going to be
able to accomplish. CIA is very, very corrupt. It only
exists to serve itself. I know many people who used
to work there, and what they tell is a tale
of an agency that thinks it should run everything and
(25:48):
it has no issue whatsoever using on us in our
government the same tactics they have used around the planet.
And when you have the largest spy agency in the
world trying to do evil things like that, it's a
big deal. Can the director walk in and fix everything?
(26:09):
I have not been hearing things I want to hear
about that. And it's not because John Ratcliffe doesn't want to.
He sounds like a man who wants to. It's because
this secretive agency is going to cut him out. They're
gonna freeze him out. The lie. It's what they do
for a living, anyway, their spies. They lie for a living,
and it's part of the job description. They're gonna lie,
(26:31):
cover things up. But he also sounds like exactly what
we need to do some good. And I like that
because we have to do a lot of good. Let's
do some more emails, shall we? And even have another
ghost story before we get to Marco Rubio. Hey, shrimp hands,
it's not nice. I have three questions you're only getting one.
(26:55):
Is brisket overrated? His name is Dan. Well, it depends
on what you're asking me. My brisket is not overrated.
I make a world class brisket. What, Chris, I've made two? Yeah,
(27:15):
but they were both good, so I'm undefeated. But why
do you have to bring up old stuff? Anyway, Chris?
How many do you have to make? If I climb
Mount Everest the first time, then I'm great. It's not
like I didn't need to try it more times. I
conquered brisket already. I'm looking for a new challenge now
I've already moved on past the brisket. I'd like any
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good pit boss. I put it on my pellet smoker
right before I go to sleep. I wake up the
next morning and the meat's done. Is it overrated? That's
an interesting question. We'll answer that, and we'll talk about
Marco Rubio as Secretary of State, maybe even tell another
ghost story before we do that. I don't know if
ghosts surreal, but inflation is, and the bubble popping most
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definitely is. We're starting to see some ugly things out
there economically, things that you and I have been worned
about many times, that they're kicking the can down the
road until Trump gets in and then it's all going
to come down on them. But no matter what, nobody's
ever bought gold and silver and said, oh dang, I'm
so mad I have precious metals. But many, many, many,
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many many people have lost it all in the stock
market and said, wow, I wish i'd diversified a little.
Get some gold or silver in that retirement account of yours.
You worked hard for it, don't give it all back
because of a bubble pop let gold co handle it
all for you. They'll put physical gold in your hands.
I've done that with them as well, and that couldn't
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possibly be easier. It's just a couple emails. They mail
it to you. It's cake and they're giving out a
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Go to Jesse Likesgold dot com and get a free
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that Gold co Jesse Likesgold dot com. We'll be back.
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Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Wednesday up day. Reminding you you can email
me Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Love, hate, death threats,
ask doctor Jesse questions ghost stories. I don't want any
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emails talking about the nosewhistle that I've developed on occasion
that I can't hear. That's a painful, painful thing, and
I expect you to honor my request to leave me
alone about it. Now, you have a newsome not exactly popular.
Before I get to this ghost story, especially right now,
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it's actually asked about the nickname new Scum, which is
so funny. I get it. They want to take us.
I get it. I'm not naive. I get the californ
A Derangement Center. I've been living that for years in
years new scum. You know, I'm the same seventh grade
I remember the guy on Baltimore Avenue that called me
new scum. I was in seventh grade. I can handle that.
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We'll leave that aside. That was kind of weird. Back
to the brisket thing before I get to the ghost story.
Brisket oftentimes is overrated because people they think it's wonderful
just because it's called brisket. If it's done right, it
can't be beaten. If it's done right, it can't be
beat My issue is is there's a barbecue restaurant every
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fifty feet here in Texas, and they're all serving brisket,
and most of it. Nah, it's okay. So now you
get somebody who knows what he's doing. Yeah, that's pretty special.
The best part about brisket is it gives us meals
for a week. Everyone likes it. And Chris, you're laughing, buddy,
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wait till you wait till that little girl's teenager. These
kids are savages, man. They eat absolutely everything in the house.
So if you make a brisket, yeah, you eat on
the brisket. But then the next day you can have
brisket tacos and then the next day it's brisket sandwiches,
and then and then those little monsters will be carving
off chunks of it to take in their lunch for school.
It just allows them the feast on it like lions
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the safari on a safari in Africa, not in the zoo,
where they don't feed the lions, which I've always wanted
them to do. Here's a ghost story, Hey, ghost hunter Jesse,
here's one for you. I was about eleven in nineteen
eighty seven. We started started ghost watching in my friend's
basement because he claimed he'd seen strange lights moving down
his hallway at night. The basement that ran the full
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length under his house and was semi finished. It had
his dad's office in this office in this big open room,
and attached to one side was their laundry room in
a tornado storm shelter. We three or four of us,
depending on the day, would just sit in the dark
and tell stories and wait for something spooky to happen.
After a few attempts, a light turned itself on in
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the laundry room. Oddly, it was a socket with no
switch or string to turn it on. To turn it on,
you had to pick up the ball and screw it
in physically. After a few more attempts, nothing happened. At
the last attempt, I started getting mad that we were
wasting my time and my friend was just lying to
us about things in the house. So I started cussing
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out the ghost, calling it a coward, insulting it in
every way an eleven year old kid can. Then we
gave up and left the basement. We walked into his
backyard sat down on the patio to figure out what
to do for the rest of the day. While we
were sitting on his little patio, which was just a
wooden floor over dirt in the backyard with a couple
chairs and swing, it happened in broad daylight. Our conversation
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was interrupted. Listen to this, Chris, don't have that look
on your face, Chris. Our conversation was interrupted by a
disembodied voice of a man yelling at us with what
sounded like an intense rage. Do you feel that, Chris?
I could feel that the hairs of my armor standing up.
They're not, but they're almost. It built up from a low,
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distant sound to a full volume over a matter of
three to four seconds. It came from the ground beneath
our freaking feet. We froze. The hair on the back
of my neck got stiff. All three of us were
paralyzed and couldn't move paralyzed Chris. After what seemed like forever,
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we all kind of locked eyes and we just split
like roadrunner, taking off in three different directions. I didn't
stop till I was well into my neighbor's lawn. Needless
is saying we never went ghost watching in the basement. Again.
I'm still friends with the guy all these years later,
and occasionally we talk about it. We could never come
up with a rational explanation. One might think it was
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his dad, but he was always at work when we
did this, And besides, he's a super nice Christian guy
that would never do something like that to mess with us.
I'm a physicist now, and I can't rule out the
existence of ghosts or something paranormal. Chris, how did you
not get the Twilight Zone music ready for that? That
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was prime for that? Do? I can maybe do it
with my nose now? It's that what, Chris? What tell
me that didn't kind of bring you around a little bit?
I feel myself coming around. See, it's not just because
he's a physicist. Don't don't education shame the other people
because they're not physicists. He's a genuine human being. Remember
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that Dime who emailed in the long ones. She had
a long one about the cater the catering Dime, Chris.
I'm telling you, man, this stuff I don't know if
it's real. I was about to say this stuff is real,
but it could be real. We're trying to figure it
out on our own. We're also trying to figure out
why do we why do we let these young women
in Congress? Here's Jasmine Crockett and Nancy Mays.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Somebody's campaign coffers really are struggling right now. So she
gonna keep saying trans trans trans so that people will
feel threatened and child.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Listen, I won't I am no child. To call me
a child. I am no child. Don't you call me child.
I'm a grows of those females. I broke ceilingsmen, you
will not do that. I am chime in my time.
You want to take it out side, chairman committee, you
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want to take it outside. These people are so freaking
embarrassing Jasmine Crockett, Yes, she's embarrassing. Nancy Mays is also
equally embarrassing. These people are awful and it really is.
It's amazing how much real power they have, real genuine power.
And we elected a bunch of caddies school children. What Chris,
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Chris said, Why don't we let him fight in a
mud pit? Chris, why don't you grow up? I guess
we could make an offer. Hey, Chris, here's what you do.
They have official email accounts right now, listen, it'll be fine.
Email both of them, so they're both on the email.
(36:21):
Email the office. Tell them we, in the interest of bipartisanship,
we want to arrange something like that for them. We'll
pay for the venue, we'll broadcast it obviously everywhere, but
in the interest of everyone coming together, see what you
can do to set that up. Okay, In the meantime,
(36:42):
let me get rid of the pain in your life.
I know we're all in physical pain having to hear
Nancy Mason, Jasmine Crockett throw monkey poop at each other.
I have a headache now. I don't know about you.
Why don't you let relief factor take your daily pain away?
And you're not playing pickleball anymore? You don't go on hikes.
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The thing that makes that day work in construction extra painful.
What if that could go away? Relief Factor is a
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your pain, it gets rid of it, or at the
very least turns it way down. Over a million people
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dot com. We have an hour left. We're banning red
dye number three and Rubio did pretty well. Hang on
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