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January 22, 2025 37 mins

Someone needs to be fired publicly and loudly. There are communist activists inside the Trump administration, and they are hardening themselves against the administration. This has to be stopped, now. The communist’s mentality and their commitment to what they believe. Ryan Girdusky on why Rubio has changed for the better. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday, a
hump Day. We have done it. We are over halfway
on the way to the weekend, and we have an

(00:31):
incredible show for you. Tonight. We are going to discuss
all this dei axing that's going on, not just in
the government, but in corporate America, the university system. What
should we do about that? Besides stand up and cheer,
we'll talk about that. We're gonna discuss the ice raids,
communists turning in their own family members, more fear, which

(00:55):
is delicious. From the World Economic Forum. Great thing are
happening out there. Also, something concerning is happening out there.
Happened last night at the White House. All that, so
much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. I wanted to bring up something though that
was actually in the news yesterday and I didn't talk

(01:19):
about it much. I brought it up on the show
last night. I played a little SoundBite of it. I
think I spent two minutes on it. Everyone else I
know was hot on it yesterday. I just wasn't. And
that's something was the bishop, the female bishop that was
at that prayer, the inauguration prayer ceremony. I played you

(01:40):
the cut last night. She got up, lectured Trump and JD.
Van So what about all the training kids and the illegals,
Who's gonna mow our lawn like she did all the
standard thing. And then, of course, because again she's not
a bishop, she's a communist. When you're a communist, there
is nothing else that is what you are. Of course,

(02:03):
she ran immediately to the view and the news and
up and down she's on CNN talking about it.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was also, frankly, as you do in every sermon,
speaking to everyone who was listening through that one on
one conversation with the President, reminding us all that in
the people that are frightened in our country, the two
groups of people that I mentioned are our fellow human beings,
and that they have been portrayed in all throughout the

(02:33):
political campaign in the harshest of lights that I I.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Wanted, Yeah, we got, we got, we got. I'm not
gonna let that go on. But I was brewing on
this last night when I got home and spent a
lot of time on it on the show, and then
I saw her doing the media rounds today, and as
I mentioned last night, this woman has a long documented

(02:58):
history of communist activism and someone has to be fired.
Someone within the Trump administration must be fired over this.
Let me explain. Let me explain last time Trump one

(03:20):
point zero Trump got elected by his own admission, he
wasn't familiar with DC and how it worked. And Trump
walked in and just kind of thought all the different departments,
the bureaucracies to everything, they would all just do what
he said and do whatever he wanted. Because Trump did
not at all understand the communists mentality of revolution and rebellion,

(03:44):
and for four years his own government deecapped his agenda.
Four years of it. This Donald Trump has clearly seen
the light. Has radically changed how he does things to hiring.
The firing he already put out. I don't know if
you saw this. Yesterday he put a blackout notice on CDC,
FDA ANDIH they're not allowed to send emails and phone calls. Hey,

(04:07):
don't say another word till I tell you too. Period.
He's taking control the way he should, doing the right thing,
making sure things are done to implement his vision the
right way, exactly what he was elected to do good.
But it is early in the presidency. What sworn in Monday,

(04:30):
so we'll call it three days. Tell me why twenty
four hours into his presidency we had some psycho lesbian
bishop scolding him about tranny kids, and that was one
of the things that dominated the news cycle one day

(04:52):
after his swearing in. How in the name of anything
did Donald Trump, his wife jd Vance and his wife,
how did they end up in a pew in front
of that commie hag getting scolded about training kids and

(05:12):
deporting the landscaper. And you can sit there and tell
me why, Jesse. It wasn't It wasn't anyone's fault. Amy
Klobachar was in charge. No no, no, no, no no.
Donald Trump has people around him who are in charge
of not only implementing his vision, people whose responsibility it

(05:35):
is is to ensure that he does not have to
sit in front of someone like that on camera and
have that dominate the news cycle. I don't want to
hear about Amy Klobachar. I don't want to hear excuses.
But we didn't know. Someone needs to be fired. Find

(05:56):
the person most responsible for Donald trum Trump, his wife,
his VP, and his wife getting scolded by a comedy
hag on camera and fire that person and fire them publicly,
not quietly, not even doing the thing. Well, I'll i'll
allow you, please submit your own letter of resignation, have

(06:18):
a press conference and say, look, see that that's Bob,
He's assistant chief of staff. Bob failed to do his
due diligence. Bob ensured that I was going to have
to get scolded by a commed hag twenty four hours
into my administration. So Bob is now fired. And then

(06:39):
turn around and look to everyone else in your administration
and say, did you see what I just did to Bob.
That's because Bob didn't cut the mustard one time. You
screw up one time, and you're fired too. Does that
sound horsh Well? Did you think that we were going

(07:04):
to clean out the communist menace from this government nicely?
Did you think that that was gonna be a polite process.
Let me ask you, because this is actually gonna be
a theme tonight on the show. Let me genuinely ask
you all those evil communists who've done horrible things over

(07:28):
the last four to eight years. We'll just make it
about government people, but they're all across the country. But
all those detestable communists who've been doing the things they've
been doing within the walls of the government, do you
think today Wednesday, do you think they woke up and
walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and

(07:48):
they said, oh, man, you know, I have been a
street animal. I have been a rabid communist, destroying my enemies,
destroying everything I touch as fast as I can for
a long time. But ooh, now that Trump got elected
and he's the commander in chief, I feel bad about it,

(08:11):
and I'm going to change my ways. None of these
people have changed. In fact, none of these people have
even left the government. We now know through various leaks.
We already had Steve Friendon, former FBI Special Agent Steve
friend On telling you that inside the FBI they are

(08:36):
fortifying the communism inside the FBI as fast as humanly possible,
so cash patail can't swap it out. Robbie Starbuck, to
his credit, got some intel from an NSA whistleblower last night.
The nssay is doing exactly the same thing. That's two
of the most important branches of government. So let's go
ahead and use our brains and assume that is happening

(08:59):
throughout every branch of the government as fast as they
possibly can. The Communists are trying to anchor down, to
ensure they can obstruct the administration and to ensure they
can destroy as much as humanly possible given their positions
of power. We don't have time for a twenty four
hour news cycle about some leslie bishop because Donald Trump's

(09:22):
people didn't keep him out of that church. No, no
more tolerance for idiocy, No more Amorosas in the White House,
no more negligence. I want to scalp, and I want
it publicly. A Trump scalp, not his someone on his team.

(09:43):
Someone better get fired for that. The more I think
about it, In fact, the more I talk about it
right now, the angrier I get. Who drop the ball,
find them and fire them. Our mission is too important.
We can't have oop sees, and we certainly can't have
oop sea's like that. Forty eight hours into it. Well, Jesse,

(10:07):
the prayer thing was it was a trade. I don't
want to hear a single excuse. We had four years
of excuses last time. No more. You are the president
of the United States of America, elected with a mandate
to clean out this communist filth. I don't care. Can
cancel the ceremony, I don't care what you have to do.
You don't go get on camera with that. Someone screwed

(10:31):
up and someone better lose their job over it. There now,
I said it. Now, let's continue on with this DEI
stuff that's happening, which is wonderful. The firings are wonderful,
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You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It

(12:00):
is the Jesse Kelly Show. But enough about the NSSA, Chris,
it is a wonderful Wednesday night. Reminding you you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now,
I'm going to talk about along the lines of what
we were just kind of talking about about the communist
and his mentality and his commitment to what he does.

(12:23):
You know, let me tell you about one of the
parts of the Marine Corps I hated the most. Now,
there was a lot of great, a lot of bad,
you know, a lot of miserable days, a lot of
all that. That's just part of being a marine, especially
a grunt marine. It's part of being it. But there
were two kind of grinding parts of it that always

(12:46):
ate at me. The first one was you have to
carry so much gear everywhere everywhere. You're always carrying every
crap everywhere you go. That's one. Two firewatch. You know
what firewatch is, Chris? You ever heard of firewatch? Corey?
For okay, if you're not a marine or one of

(13:06):
those types. Here's what firewatch is. Someone has to stay
awake at night and keep an eye on things. And
it's always done in shifts. Really, you'll have a guys, Hey,
you're up for an hour, and then you come wake
him up in the next hour. Then you like a
different guy up the next hour, you know. So it's
generally done in shifts. If you catch your guys doing

(13:28):
something wrong, you have them go one hour on, one
hour off, so they want to kill themselves the next day.
But either way, that's how That's what firewatch is. But
what bothered me about firewatch was this. It didn't matter
where we were, what the situation was at night, when

(13:49):
people betted down, we were always required to have one. Now, now,
if I told you we always had a firewatch in Iraq,
this will come back to something. It would stay with me.
If I told you we had a firewatch in Iraq,
which of course we did, you would say, what, yeah,
people were trying to kill you, I would hope so,
but we would we would take off for a field

(14:11):
up in twenty nine Palms, California, and we would finish
one and it would have been a four or five
day grind, absolute grind. You were ground down physically to
the nubs. You performed well, you're done, You got to
rack out one more night. You wake up and hump
back to base the next day, and you're in the

(14:33):
middle of the California Mojave Desert. There's not another soul forever,
but other marines, You and your mind are as safe
as at home in bed. I just worked hard. Why
do I have to have a firewatch? Can't we all
just get some sleep? But no, The answer was always no,

(14:55):
why because it doesn't matter what you just accomplis. It
doesn't matter how safe you think you are. You can
celebrate a job well done, but you had always better
realize there is always someone or something out there that

(15:18):
can come hurt you if you are not vigilant. Right now,
I can't even count how many amazing things are happening
from the White House. We're seventy two hours in and
it's just been incredible. We're eliminating DEI here. State Department
implements a one flag policy. No more of the pride flags,

(15:42):
no more Black Lives Matter flags. Trump put like I said,
he blacked out CDC, FDA. They're eliminating DEI departments. In fact,
they've already eliminated them in every single government branch. We're
expanding oil drawing. It's win after win after win after win.
I can't I can't even stomach all these wins. Trump
had Mark Milly's portrait pulled down from the Pentagon ten

(16:04):
days after it was pulled up, and today he fired him.
Mark Milly was still part of the what was it
called the National Infrastructure Advisory Council. Was He's not anymore?
Bye bye, Mark. So we're sitting here with win after
win after win. But let's focus on the DEI stuff
for now. What is DEI. It's cultural Marxism. You already

(16:27):
know that. It's blatant open discrimination against white men. It's
what it is. They brag about it. You can't even
argue against that. Every single brag is Look at all
the women, look at all the black people, look at
all the lesbians, look at the look at that. It's open,
open discrimination against white people. It's not only wrong, it's evil,

(16:49):
and it's deadly and has already killed people in various
ways across this country. It's not some kind of hokey
side issue. It's a big deal. It's the kind of
thing that can end a country. It can cause civil
wars if you let that stuff fester. It said, Trump
gets in there and he's doing the right thing is
this is gone, and this is gone, and this is gone.

(17:09):
And this is what I'm seeing way way, way too
much of right now. D I is dead. Haha. D
I is dead. If you're some commie hag and you've
spent the last four years attacking every white man you
can possibly find, and you've considered yourself the good guy

(17:33):
as you've discriminated against your fellow Americans, do you think
you're just gonna lay that mission down now that your
particular DEI Department and the FBI has been eliminated. You're
not going to lay anything down. The Communist is not dead.

(17:55):
He is not done. Yes, he is turtled up. He's
in retriet. He believes just as strongly now all the
sick things he believed yesterday when he was running things.
This is not dead. The fight is not over. We
have mountains to climb. I know we did great and

(18:18):
it feels good. And we all just want to go
to sleep. Nupe Firewatch still has to be there. Rest celebrate,
but be watchful because the enemy is still going to
and fro trust me, all right, all right now, Marco
Rubio has impressed me. It's almost like he's changed. Ryan

(18:39):
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for their intro songs. Well done. Joining me now, friend,
Ryan Gerdusky, host of a numbers game on iHeartRadio, Love

(20:07):
that you have a new show. Ryan. First of all,
before we get into rubio, tell me about this show.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, thank you. It's a weekly show on iHeart in
the Clay and Buck Network, and we are just diving
in every week to some informative data on everything from politics,
the economy, and going through why you should know certain
pieces of numbers and how they affect our politics. So
the first episode we have with the guests was the

(20:33):
THEO Wold, who held write most of the executive orders
were seeing come out of the Trump White House, and
we took a lot about immigration and birthright citizenship. So
it's been very very good.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
That is awesome. I will tell everybody listening, which you
probably already know I've told you before. I lean on
Ryan's data because he's such a freaking nerd and he
always has numbers that I have no clue about. He
knows more crap that I always hoover up as much
as possible. Anyway. Speaking of that, Marco Rubio I have
historically not been a huge fan. I haven't hated his guts,

(21:05):
but he's really turned me off with a couple things.
But in recent years, and definitely in the last few months,
he's really started to impress me. Has he changed? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I wrote an op ed for the Washington Examiner about Rubio.
I read his book about a year and a half ago,
and he had a lot of criticisms for things like globalism.
I mean, when he came into the Senate, he was
a wonder can of like Bill Crystal.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
He wanted wars and we were going to.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Fight the world for democracy. That's basically what he ran
on in twenty sixteen. And then he had some kind
of evolution after the twenty sixteen election. It's really remarkable
because if you listen to his speech where he announced
he was no longer running, he talked about all the
reasons that he lost, which was that, I mean, he
nailed it. He said, you know, we don't trust global
as anymore. Too many immigrants, YadA, YadA, YadA. He knew

(21:56):
the symptoms of it, and he started having this change
he's changed into your staff up and he really kind
of cemented this larger criticism on neoliberalism and globalism and
China and forged a new kind of policy around it.
Now he's not perfect, you know, he's never come to
the conclusion of the Iraq War was a mistake, and

(22:17):
that you know, invading in trying to spread democracy throughout
the Middle East is a mistake. Never kind of said that,
but he has that there and leaned away from having
massive foreign interventions and really thought of America first stuff
as really combating China, creating complete dominance in our hemisphere,
especially in Latin America, which has been very close to

(22:37):
always and pushing back on Russia but not so much
so where he's called for ground troops in Ukraine, but
really creating an American hegemony, which you know since there
and ushers our our strength through him having a very
strong domestic country, domestic manufacturing country pushing back against and

(23:01):
you know, really cares about having the twenty first century,
the American century.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
What do we do we have any any knowledge of
why the shift? And I asked that because these globalist types, man,
they rarely change their ways, especially once they get into
the United States Senate and the United States Senate is
where you go to lose your mind, your morality, and
your love of country. How in the world did he

(23:26):
go the opposite direction?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
You know, he hired He hired this guy named Michael Needleman.
And I'm giving Michael a lot of credit. Michael was
a heritage and I think when Michael came on board,
I think maybe Rubia was having a personal evolution and
Michael really was, you know, kind of a brain trustee
sit there and bring certain influences into Rubio's sphere. And

(23:49):
I think that that sort and they become quo. I
think he's following him to the State Department now, Michael
Gimman is, and I think that began personal evolution. You know,
so often senators in Congress and are very dependent on
their staff. Who they hire is a lot of what
they do in many many cases unless they have like
a path project. And that when the seed change happened

(24:13):
in around twenty eighteen, you saw a lot of Rubio's
language change around. A lot of things became very big
of family policy, supporting march families, a lot of things
about creating a stronger domestic domestic economy, and manufacturing base.
And it's really weird when you see these votes in
the Senate in the last couple of years of the

(24:34):
Biden administration, it always you the same ten twelve, fifteen
Republicans opposing it, and it would be Rubia would be
one of them. It'd be like Rubio Scott, Paul Lee
whatever dance when he was there, and that has that
Ruba was one of those people that was really really
extraordinarily supportive of a lot of these policies.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Speaking with Ryan Gurdusky, host of A Number Game which
can be heard on iHeartRadio, and you said you had
the guy on who was really running a lot of
these eos, these executive orders from Trump. Ryan, Obviously, I
want people to go listen to the episode themselves to
get the nitty gritty of it buzz. But was flooding
the zone part of a plan? Because I love it.

(25:18):
We're not doing this lame low TGP thing anymore where
we dip our toe in the water. No, no, no, no, no.
Push it all out there as hard and fast as
possible and let them try to counter it.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, it's hard to even count what's happening. Every time
I refresh Twitter. Yeah, The guy's name is Theo Wold.
He's the current Solicitor General for the state of Idaho.
He's brilliant, really really smart guy, and you should have
them on. And THEO said to me that I think
Trump said to Stephen Millers and that he wanted two
or three hundred eos to be signed in the first day,
and I think they did something like two hundred and

(25:52):
fifty or whatever. And yeah, and to sit there and
to let the legal apparatus of the Democratic part already
in the nonprofits that support liberalism and progressivism, let them
try to catch up and throw as many lawsuits as possible.
Now they're doing that with the birthright citizenship which will
almost almost surely go to the Supreme Court, which is

(26:12):
a very important decision. And THEO wrote the initial version
of that executive order back in twenty eighteen. But that
is that's a very very important thing to do, is
to sit there and flood the zone because it's impossible
for them to counter it all at the same exact time.
You have hundreds of executive orders and kind of they
have to sit there and pick which is the most
that they care about and let others go by the wayside,

(26:35):
like it's very funny, we're not even seeing much pushback
about the gender ideology. Kind of it was like, oh,
I can't believe he did this, And then they're moving
right past it because they're trying to figure out what's
the next thing to sit there and be outrage to buy.
And it's shocking how much the resistance is kind of
lost all its air, Like they're not what they were

(26:57):
in twenty seventeen at all. I mean, and I think
that probably part of it is they spend a billion
and a half dollars to lose every swing state in
the popular vote in the Congress and the Senate, and
now they're trying to just pick up where the piece
is left off.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Where did they go from here? Ryan, Because one of
the things I love about you is you are borderline
robot and that you don't get caught up in the
emotions in things very matter of fact, and that means
sometimes you say things people don't want to hear, but
you really focus on that stuff. I've been telling people, Look,
it's good right now. We're not gonna have power forever.
That's not the way it works. They will come back somehow,

(27:34):
some way. Now, I can't see how right now, but
I know they're coming. What am I not seeing?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well, first of all, they're going to start going right
to the judges that they have. Biden got more judges
federal judges appointed than Trump did during his first term.
And I remember that was one of the big, big
vig things of McConnell and Trump agreed, I was getting
these hundreds of judges. Biden actually got more judges than
Trump did. So you're going to see a guy named
just Judge Tigar over in San Francisco. He's a big

(28:00):
player because he's huge open borders judge. They're probably going
to run to him for every one of the Trump
executive orders. Then then the federal judge will say there's
a nationwide injunction, and then they'll go to the Ninth Circuit,
which is a circus show, to the Supreme Court to
slow the Trump agenda down. That only the first thing
they do, and they're already starting to do it. The
next thing, they're gonna to start investing heavily in the House.

(28:21):
Now that the House is a three seat majority, there
are thirteen Democrats in Republican seats that they will in
Trump's seats rather than seats that Trump won that they'll
be competitive for. But besides that, they're gonna sit there
and really and start investing in the House races early on.
They're gonna sit there and invest in the Virginia governor
governor race as well to flip Virginia so and the

(28:43):
attorney general's race in Virginia two. So you're gonna start
seeing these things move about. But the legal arm is
going to come in very very quickly with the ACLU
and these attorney general state attorney generals and then start
mounting up to the twenty twenty six midterm years, hoping
they can win the House and with that they'll have
investigory power, and who knows, they'll probably try to impeach

(29:04):
Trump again, but who knows. But that is the first
thing I're want to do is go to the judges
and try to get nationwide injunctions for everything and anything
they can. The EO Executive Order on Birthrights Citizenship is
the most important one he has done, because the Supreme
Court is by what anyone on MSNBC or CNN sit
there and says, has never ruled on nonsen on illegal

(29:25):
aliens getting birthrights citizenship there is ever a reason for
a six to three conservative majority, it's this reason to
deny birthrights, citizenship for people who have no legal status
and in fact broke the load against the country.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
No doubt. Ryan Gourdowski a numbers game. Go download his
show right now. I have no doubt it. It'll be good. Ryan.
Appreciate you love watching your star rise, my friend. I'm
not surprised at all. Justin all right, I have to
step away from politics for a minute and tell you
about something in my personal life that is incredible, incredible.

(30:06):
Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse
Kellys Show on a Wednesday. Remember you can download the
whole show. What if you missed a second of it?
iHeart Spotify iTunes. Now, before we get back to the
politics and the DEI stuff and emails and these ice

(30:28):
raids and family members turning against family members, I want
to tell you about something. Well, there are there are
moments in your life, if you're lucky, that really define
your life. Moments that no matter how long you live
or whatever else you do, you know people will be

(30:50):
talking about those moments forever. Napoleon. When Napoleon escapes and
he's coming back into power. And they send the troops
out to stop Napoleon, and Napoleon walks out and opens
up his coat and says, hey, if you want to
kill me, then kill me. And the troops throw down

(31:11):
their arms and they join him on his side. That's
one of those moments that history will remember. It's glorious.
It's an amazing moment. David. You know, King David of
the Bible, got all these incredible things he's done. But
what's one of the high points, maybe the high point
when he stood in front of a nine foot monster

(31:32):
with nothing but a sling, and he was a teenage
boy and he had an army on each side watching him,
and in that moment he performed. Granted having the god
of the universe help you, but he performed in that moment.
And I had my moment like that last weekend. Yeah,

(31:53):
I think it was last weekend, and I meant to
tell you about it on Monday. But I've been so
full of joy over the whole thing. No, I mean,
there's probably gonna be on my gravestone. See don't shake
your head, Chris, and see here's what happened. My kid
had a swim meet. Luke, my youngest had a swim meet.
It was their final swim meet of the year. And

(32:15):
so all these schools come to this big pool and
it's a swim meet to like six seven, eight hours,
just the most brutal thing in the world. And we
show up at this swim meet and your kid races,
but then it's always an hour and a half before
he races again. So it's impossible to find a parking
spot in this place. I show up, I have to
park far away. It's really a huge pain in the rear.

(32:37):
And I go in. I cheer him on, Go Luke,
Go Luke, and then he's done. And I know, after
watching him race, I need to fuel up. I'm exhausted,
and I decided to go get some Taco Bell. Taco
Bell had brought back the chicken Mesi melts. I'm not
gonna and then they took it away just now. I'm
not gonna go into that. But I went to Taco Bell.
I got a couple of Chicken Mexsi melts. I come back. Now,

(32:59):
this pool, it's enormous, the pool complex, And like I said,
the parking situation, you couldn't it was horrible. You're parking
half a mile three quarters of a mile away because
there's so many parents there, people from all over. But
there was this curb running right in front of the
building where the swim meet was. Now you don't want

(33:23):
to sit in there and die from chlorine inhalation if
you're a parent. So whenever your kid isn't racing, oftentimes
you'll step outside. So there are huge numbers of people
outside of the swimming complex. You with me. I'm pulling up.
I'm driving by the swimming complex, and I see along

(33:46):
this curb a parking spot that has opened up in
between two cars. And this parking spot is tight. It
is extremely tight. It is decision making time for me.

(34:08):
I'm David. I have a sling in my hand and
a few stones. There's Goliath. I can do what most
mortal men would do and shrink, shrivel up and just
say screw it. I can't go in there, or I
can strive for greatness. And I pulled up. I am

(34:34):
a bit of a parallel parking master, if I'm being
honest with you. I pulled up and not only did
I parallel park it, I parallel parked it the first try.
There was no going in and out and back and forth.
It was right in there first try. And maybe you're

(34:55):
thinking I'm over selling this, cross my heart and hope
to die. I get out of my car, I lock
the door. I'm walking up in A dude, a total stranger.
I have never met him in my life, stops me
and says, dude, I just saw that parking job. I
can't imagine the pressure you were under. Well done, man,

(35:17):
And my wife is right there, obs there, rolling her
eyes into the back of her head because she knew
she was gonna have to hear about this moment for
the rest of the day, and she did. It was
such an incredible parking job. I was noticed by the
crowd of spectators looking up at me in awe, as

(35:38):
if Zeus himself had come with the lightning bolts right
in front of their eyes. That's what I did, and
I did it in front of a crowd of people.
And here's the final cherry on top. I don't think
I parallel parked in ten years. I don't live in
an urban environment where I have to do that anymore.

(36:01):
Some people just have instincts, a feel for the road.
What Chris, No, it didn't park itself Chris, No, the
car doesn't park itself. No no, there was no self parking,
no nothing. There was nothing but me and greatness joining hands.

(36:24):
That's what happened. Write it down. Let's talk about communists
turning on their own family members. I bet you want
some great people in your company. You can't have me,
at least till iheartfires me. But there are other great
people out there. But where do you find them? I
kid her or anyone. I can't find anyone. No one
will show up for an interview. We have hungry, talented

(36:47):
people all over zip recruiter dying for your ad to
be put up. You know that zip recruiter is number
one for a reason, and you don't have to waste Ah. Well,
I'll get one in a year. You'll get one right away.
They're waiting there. The top candidates are waiting there for you,
and you get to try it for free. You're spending

(37:11):
money taking ads out in the local paper. No one
reads anymore. Try it for free. ZipRecruiter dot com slash
jesse is where you go to try it. You can
find good people. You're just looking in the wrong place.
ZipRecruiter dot com slash jesse. I don't know if they

(37:33):
have a parallel parking option, but we shall see. Go
try it for free. Let's talk about commis turning on
their family members next
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