January 31, 2025 • 37 mins
Leftists dark money network. Are deportations alone enough to disincentivize the worlds criminals from coming here. The federal government is full of hostile actors who can not be trusted. Is “gluten-free” a deal breaker? The devastating loss of the Mexi-melt.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Friday. What a week it has been. Oh,
look at this the US military. It looks like the
American media has discovered fiscal responsibility again. We'll talk about
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that in just a moment, as it pertains to illegals.
Along those lines, we'll talk about Taco Bell and I'm
pretty sure I have a teacher who emailed in who's
trying to date one of his former students. All that
and so much more is coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But you know, the communist
uses many, many tactics to try to destroy you and
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weaken your resolve to stop him. This is well known
by anyone who listens to this show or just simply
pays attention at all. People know this one of the ones.
One of the things they do that amuses me to
no end, though, is when they try to get fiscally responsible.
As soon as you take power. I just want to
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before I get to this story about Guatemala, I want
to do you remember the Inflation Reduction Act. The IRA
just just let's just walk down memory lane for a moment. Democrats,
with the help of Republicans. Of course, as usual, they
passed while everyone was suffering from inflation, suffering badly from inflation.
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This is when inflation was at its peak. Because these
people are monsters and don't care about the American people,
they put together a one trillion dollar bill that was
simply a green New Deal giveaway to windmill companies and
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solar companies. They took a trillion dollars of your money
while you couldn't afford eggs, and they handed out to
all their campaign downers. Democrats did that, and not only
did they do that a trillion dollar bill, they passed
a trillion dollar bill which obviously doesn't have anything to
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do with inflation at all. And these shameless demons actually
called it the Inflation Reduction Act, a trillion dollar bill.
The American media couldn't be bothered to say a word
about the cost. I wake up today to this headline
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from Reuters. US military deportation flight to Guatemala likely costs
more than forty six hundred dollars per migrant, way more
than a first class ticket. They get fiscally responsible the
second you try to stop the revolution. When it comes
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to pushing the revolution forward, well at any cost, but
it doesn't matter. We will spare no expense when it
comes to burning this country down. But the second you
get power back and you try to slow these animals down,
we can't afford that. All of a sudden, they all
sound like Chris when the bill comes just total t
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rex arms. Oh my gosh, that's exactly what we're dealing
with here, Jesse. Why should I be happy housing thirty
thousand illegals at GITMO because their home countries don't want
the worst of the worst, free medical, bed, food, whatever.
I hope it's just a stopping off point. What do
you think? Okay, So a couple points on this, and
Trump brought this up yesterday himself. The problem with a
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lot of these illegals, especially the worst of the worst
of the worst, is this when they go back home,
Because we've deported many of these people back home, they
come back. How many times have you read a headline
or a story about some illegal doing something terrible and
then as you read down through the paragraph, you'll find
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out he was deported back in twenty sixteen. He's been
deported twice. He's been deported this. Remember a lot of
these people come from not only third world dump countries,
they are born and raised criminals, meaning that's all they know.
And that may not make any sense to you, or
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maybe you've flirted with walking on the wild side, or
even if you are a criminal. I know we have
one percenter biker gangs who listened to this show, which
is hilarious and awesome to me. But we have biker
gangs and criminals who listened to the show. It's fine, fine,
it's really cool, by the way, but anyway, it's fine.
But I'm talking about somebody who was a born and
bred criminal. You know what that's like. I don't. I mean,
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you were born and your dad's a criminal, your mom's
a criminal, your grandma's a criminal. I told you this
story before I was watching that documentary. It was about
the bloods and crips. I forget channel. It was on
HBO or something like that. And the guy they were interviewing,
this gang banger, and he was a young man at
this point in time. He won't grow to be an
old man. He'll be dead or in prison. He was
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a young man, i'd say, in his twenties, and he
was just talking about his childhood. Never knew his dad, surprise, surprise,
and mom was a crack dealer. Grandma was a crack dealer,
and the cops raided his home. I forget how old
he was. He was small, five or six years old,
and his grandma was giving him drugs to hide from
the cops. Now, I don't know what your grandma was like.
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We'll set aside one of mine because she was a
freaking spawn of Satan. But the other one, my grandma
made homemade bread. She was a farmer's wife and a
farmer herself. If you went to my grandma's house, she'll
feed you some homemade bread, and then she'll go to
her garden where she would loudly fart as she picked
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green beans. I'm not making that up, but that's my grandma.
She went to church when we stayed at grandma's house.
You got up on Sunday and you went to church
with Grandma and grandpa. Now, this guy, his grandma gave
him crack to hide when the cops came in. There
are people who are born and bred criminals, and you
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look at their background and say to yourself, what chance
did that guy have? Okay, so let's go back to
the illegal talk. When you have a place like we'll
call it El Salvador because it's been famous for this forever,
you go up like an animal, and the influences in
your life are animals in certain parts of it, not
the whole place, and certain the influences in your life
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are animals. It's all gangs and violence and drugs and
murders and stabbings and things like that. And maybe you
get out, maybe the government pushes you out, but maybe
you get out. How many criminal connections do you think
those guys have to get them into America? Lots of them.
Let's say you get into America, and then, of course,
because that's the only thing you know is being a predator,
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you'll pray on Americans. And then eventually, let's say you
get caught, and as long as a Democrat is in
an office, they'll want to deport you, or maybe they
will deport you. But you still have the same phone
number for the same guys who brought you here before.
It's not like it's hard to get back. You're not
gonna stay down in El Salvador. You're gonna go back
to Seattle, where those losers will let you stay forever.
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The people in the government, not the people of Seattle,
by the way, although some of them are dumb too,
but you understand what I mean. So why ship them
to Guantanamo? As Trump said, lots of these guys just
come back. We ship them out of here and they
come back. That's one two we need because they keep
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coming back. We need a determined so they don't want
to get deported again. Meaning, if I find an animal
on my streets, a multi time felon who's not supposed
to be here, it's not enough to just drive him
right down to the airport, hand him a couple of tacos,
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and ship him back to Guatemala. Where's the real punishment there?
This is an animal. He doesn't care about that. You
have to give this animal some form of punishment or
he will turn around and he will just simply come
right back. Well, I personally have never stepped foot in
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, but I serve with a lot of
my marine buddies who have. They were signed there at
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one point or another. Sounds like a really fun place
to be stationed. If you're a marine, it does not
sound like a fun place to be a resident, meaning
to be one of the prisoners there does not sound
like an enjoyable experience. No, I wish we didn't have
to feed and hows all these people. But if you're
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one of these animals who's made your way into this
country from Tajikistan and you're just a born and bred
violent scumbag, you are not going to enjoy your time
in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba at all. We have to find
a way to give them a disincentive, and deportation alone
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is not enough of a disincentive. Now, we can sit
and dream about these things all you want, but we
are a civilized country. We're not going to pull these guys'
fingernails out on live television or stuff like that. And
as much as we may dream about it, we're sadly
never going to get to the place where we feed
pedophiles to sharks. That's just not where we're at. But
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we can do things that are unpleasant and uncomfortable and
disincentivize these people from coming here to violate our sovereignty
in our citizens. I love the idea of Gitmo, but
this actually comes back to my idea that I've been
remain very serious about it. I'm not at all kidding.
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I hope you didn't think my Greenland idea was just
for radio, even though I totally stole it from a listener.
And I forgot prison camps in Greenland exclusively for illegals
and government workers who've been busted for crimes. What Chris, Oh,
we could do the show from Greenland, but why would
I want to? Can you imagine how wretched the food is?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I could be the warden. I'd be a great warden.
I've seen shash Ank redemption so many times. Yes, I would, Chris.
I may be a little corrupt, but it would be
a blast, a total blast to your promo code. Jesse,
do you think we are better off now that Trump
lost the twenty twenty election? Said stay with me. I'm
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, A
wonderful asked doctor Jesse Friday. So the guy asked the question.
That was a very interesting question. Do I think we're
better off that Trump lost the twenty twenty election or
had it stolen from him? Honestly, do I think we're
better off? And it's a difficult question to answer, but
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let's let's walk through that. Well, what they did for
four years to this country. The amount of devastation we
will feel it for a very very very long time.
Just immigration alone, they brought in how many twenty What
number are we gonna use? We're all making up a
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number because no one knows. We'ld call it twenty million.
We're going to deport twenty million. No, we're not. We're
not not even close at that pace. That alone devastating
for your country. I don't want to be dismissive over Afghanistan.
Our reputation internationally took a hit that will take a
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long time to recover from what they did to us.
What the Biden administration did to us was significant. It
was a brutal four years. That said, the difference between
Donald Trump's second term and first term, they're so different.
As I've said before, I don't even know if he's
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the same person. The Trump in the first term had
the same values that Trump of the second term does,
but he had no earthly idea how to implement those
values in the correct way, how to hire and fire
the right people. He just didn't know. And he's practically
admitted that on stage in front of me. So I
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feel totally comfortable saying it. This is something Trump himself acknowledges.
He walked in there lost as a river duck, and
they ate him alive. They absolutely ate him a lot,
chewed him up and spit him out. Even COVID. What's
the story of COVID. You remember my frustration with Trump
with everything back then? Fifteen days to slow the spread?
Do you remember how much I was screaming about that?
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But why why did Trump fail in that moment? Why
when Fauci came and sat down in front of him
and said, fifteen days to slow the spread, just shut
down the economy? Why did he fail? He failed in
that moment because he didn't yet fully understand and accept
that the federal government is occupied by hostile actors who
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cannot be trusted. You know, So when you're looking at
the FBI, if you're Donald Trump, you still think, Wow,
the great men and women are the FBI. Sure, there's
a couple of bad actors in there. But then he
gets the twenty twenty election taken from him. Then they
shot him in the head. Then they charged him with
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crime after crime, and jurisdiction after jurisdiction across the country.
The FBI raided his home. We kind of gloss over
that because he was also shot and convicted of felonies,
which were ridiculous. But think what that means for you.
And I don't know about you. I've never had my
home raided by the cops, But wouldn't that be something
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that would stick with you if right now at home
the cops kicked in my front door and they went
rooting through all of my stuff. That's the kind of
thing I think I would hang on to for quite
a while. A long time. They turned Donald Trump one
point oh into Donald Trump two point oh because the
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demons couldn't control themselves Communists. I brought it up earlier
in the show, but think, really, really, think for a
moment how completely surrounded by communists you felt, even a
few years ago. Not just in the White House. I'm
not just talking about Joe Biden. Culturally, it was like
it was every we woke up one day and they
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had everything, and you couldn't you couldn't buy you couldn't
buy a pack of Oreos without getting bludgeoned with Black
Lives Matter propaganda. It was just overnight, the communists took
over Aunt Jemima, They took the freaking Indian lady off
the Lando Lakes, butter with insanity, Statues of Thomas Jefferson
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coming down, the Great Robert E. Lee coming down, They're
just crazy. It was nuts. And now think where we
are now, why why has there been such a backlash?
Because communists cannot control themselves. It's their great strength and
their great weakness. They always lived to destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy,
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I need the next thing, I need the next thing,
I need the next thing, more and more, more and
more and more. And they got to a place where
they almost had complete control of everything. And what do
they do? All the worst crap you could possibly do.
They did everything you could do to ensure the American
people would hate them for it. They couldn't stop themselves. Hey, hey,
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we have it all, open up the border. No, that's
not enough, bring in all the demons.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Haha.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hey, let's pass a tree into all the bill. We'll
call it the Inflation Reduction Act. That'll be fun. Hey Trump, Hey,
let's shoot him in the head. Oh yeah, wait a minute,
we'll have him arrested here, and we'll have him arrested here,
and we'll have him arrested here. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting guys,
we're winning and they woke up one day and the
American people completely rejected that evil and now you see
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a loss that they are just completely lost. The Donald Trump,
the mega effective Donald Trump we've seen for the first
two weeks, is a million times better than the first
Donald Trump. I don't know if all the damage done
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in the last four years made it worth it, but
it sure might have. They are a pro coaching the
communist infection in this government with a vigor. How about
that for a word. With a vigor I've never seen
in my lifetime. They are rooting it out, root and stem.
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They're getting rid of it. I think it's awesome. Did
you see about the government websites? You see that today,
I'll tell you about I'll talk about that in the moment.
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. One more word on
the Trump administration and their efforts to root out the
filth in the government. Have you noticed they keep shutting
things down in a blanket way meaning this meaning remember
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almost immediately Donald Trump came out and he said, hey, nih, FDA, CDC,
no more public communication period of any kind. Shut it down.
Nothing from you. I'll let you know when you can
start again. Remember that, Remember the we were told there's
a there's an aid freeze. Trump's putting a freeze on aid,
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Which what was that? And it wasn't medicaid. That everyone
who told you that was a lie. It was this
money going to all these NGOs and things like that.
Everything stops, every single thing stops. We're reviewing everything. Today
it came out that Trump is shutting down some federal
government websites up. This website's no longer functioning temporarily. Of course,
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this is not functioning. Nope, can't go here. What's happening there. Well,
here's what's happening the federal government. Think about the federal government,
all the employees of the federal government. Well, this is
something that's widely known that employees who work for the
federal government, well over ninety percent of them vote Democrat
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every time. So we're dealing with vast quantities of people
who are likely committed communists. The Trump administration is getting
in there and they're doing like one of the first
things he did this morning was, hey, this pronoun crap
in your email signature. That's gone. Goodbye. Get rid of
that other than he's trying to root out the filth
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from in there. The reason you're seeing these shutdowns, resistance
is rising up. The communists are doing what they do,
and they're attempting to do what they did do successfully
to him the first time, and that's stop or slow
roll his agenda from within the government. Well, Trump two
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point oh learned from the failures of Trump one point oh,
and he's cutting that off immediately. Nope, nope, stop, nope,
absolutely nope. You're not allowed to say anything at all, period.
And a story he tried to fire a bunch of
people at USAID and one of the head cheeses at
USAID said, this is ridiculous. You can't do that. They
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fired him immediately. Boom, You're gone, goodbye, get out. They
are fighting against an internal resistance, an internal communist resistance
is taking place inside the federal government. That's why you
keep getting these shutdowns. Nope, shut that down, shut this down,
shut that down. Hey, Jesse, there's a girl from high school,
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a cheerleader a year younger. She found me on Facebook
and thanked me for teaching her geometry. Plus she copied me,
I replied, and we had a couple of dates. Everything
is fine. But last night she says she's gluten free.
She said, if I eat any gluten, I'll be on
the toilet all night long. Jesse, that's a deal breaker.
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Do you agree? Okay, First, I read this wrong the
first time when you said she thanked you for teaching
her geometry. I took this as you being her geometry teacher,
and now you're dating the girl. Clearly that's not the
case there, So thankfully we're gonna move on past that.
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The gluten free thing is not the end of the world,
as long as she doesn't do it to you. You know,
ab you know, Ab Bob is one of these health freaks.
I'm talking looking all the ingredients in this and everything
has to be natural, and I mean, one of these
real health types. Well then there's me. Now she works
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on me, and you know, she makes me that healthy
SMOOTHI I complain about every single morning, and she's on it.
But she understands there are limits. And as long as
he understands there are limits for how far into her
camp I'm gonna go, then we're fine. For instance, I
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brought it up before Hamburger Helper, I'm white trash I
can't help that. That's how I'm born. That's how I
was born, That's how I was raised. The Kellys are
white trash, that's who we are. I eat hamburger Helper.
I love hamburger Helper. I live for hamburger helper. Bob
understands that, and she understands because I'm me, I'm going
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to eat hamburger helper. She has decided, fine, I'll make
it at home. At least, we'll stop making it for
you out of the box. I'll make it at home.
I'll put all the fresh cheeses and stuff like that,
and hers is ten times better than anything I get
in the box anyway. So as long it's fine that
she's gluten free, as long as she's willing to work
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with you on it and not push it onto you.
What Chris what see? Chris said, how do you work
on that? Well, I'll tell you, Bob, this is more
just for her health reason, since she doesn't do really
carbs and stuff like that. But there's no working on it.
Like if we're eating at home, she will either make
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for herself a salad of some kind, or like if
the boys and I are having chicken pasta, we do
this kind of thing a lot. She'll make like an
Alfredo pasta and throw some grilled chicken on there, or
something like that. She'll throw the grilled chicken on her salad.
When you go out to a restaurant, it gets even easier.
We were all in the mood for Mexican food the
other day, me, the Fellas, me the boys. We went
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out and we got this big vat of beef fijidas.
She got a big bull of this hardy chicken potato
Mexican soup. She's sitting there happy as a clam. Me
and the Fellas are mouthing some fijidas. Every single person win.
Speaking of Mexican food, Dear Maestro of the nose whistle,
it's not very nice. I often you hear you singing
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the praises of Taco Bell on your show. Oh my
question is do you love Taco Bell because there is
one on every corner? Or is it legitimately your favorite
fast food joint. I eat Taco Bell as much as
the next guy, but I think there are better, albeit
less convenient options out there. What say you? Well, you
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know how I told you. I generally order food most
days from me Chris Corey, and we have to get
it delivered. We're not going to leave. We're here working
super hard. We have to get it delivered. I would
say once a month, Chris, we get Taco Bell. Chris
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said more than Okay, Chris says, more than once a
month we get Taco Bell. No, I genuinely love it.
I'm sorry, I can't help it. I love it. I
love it. I know it's not good, so I try
to not eat it much anymore. I really that it's
terrible for you. And now that I'm forty three, I
have to start making some healthy eating decisions. I understand
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all that, but I love it. Chris brings up a
good point. The menu does change too much. They just
the Taco Bell. Are you listening right now? You just
brought back the Mechsi melt. The chicken Mechsi melt maybe
the greatest thing Taco Bell ever did. And it was
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there for me, my entire childhood. And then they took
it away like heartless monsters. And then it was just
a few weeks ago they had some nostalgia menu they
were going to bring back, and boom, chicken MEXI melt
right back on the menu. I started getting them again.
I swear they were better than they'd ever been before.
A couple days ago. I go back to Taco Bell
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MEXI Melt's gone. That's just cruel You can't take somebody
to the mountaintop and then just drop them off, right,
you can't. You can't give somebody a little taste of
heaven and then return them to earth. That's cruelty. When
it comes to the Meximount, you can't just reintroduce the
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Meximount for a week and then take it away from people.
That would be wrong. You know it's right though. Tunnel
to Towers is right. They're out there taking care of
widows and orphans. Tunnel to Towers the organization that gives
more than ninety five cents of every dollar directly to
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its programs. Go look up charity ratings of all the
various charities out there. I like this one. I like
that when Vets for Puppies, go look up their money
and what they do with it. Then look up Tunnel
to Towers. All they've ever asked for is eleven dollars
a month, and they are actually paying off mortgages for
gold Star families for fallen First responder families. You realize
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that T the number two he dot org is where
you go are heroes. They go and they give it
all up. Look, we just lost a few more service members,
lost them gone. Where do their families go from here? Well,
you can't bring mom back, you can't bring dad back,
But Tunnel the towers can help T the number two
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T dot org eleven bucks a month.
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Speaker 1 (29:56):
One more segment Hang on The Jesse Kelly Show on
air and online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Friday, A wonderful ask Doctor Jesse Friday. It
has been a great day, an incredible week, and we
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will see what what tomorrow comes with all the tariff stuff.
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Frendon writers are reporting that the President has made a
decision on the Canada and Mexico triffs and that they
want to actually the implement it until March first. I
was wondering if you could confirm that and need to
talk through it on the presidents things.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
I saw that report and it is false. I was
just with the President in the Oval Office and I
can confirm that tomorrow the February first deadline that President
Trump put into place, that a statement several weeks ago
continues the President will be implementing tomorrow a twenty five
percent tariffs on Mexico, twenty five percent tariffs on Canada,
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and a ten percent tariff on China for the illegal
fetanyl that they have sourced and allowed to distribute into
our country, which has killed tens of millions of Americans.
These are promises made and promises kept by the President.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Justin Trudeau is scared this will be devastating for the
Canadian economy and the Canadian people. He is doing the
best he can to say, look at how we're not
We're doing the best we can.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Patrol helicopters began monitoring the border earlier this week, and
new canine teams along with imaging tools are being deployed
to detect and stop the flow of fentanyl. Meanwhile, our
previously implemented border measures are already showing results.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, we are it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Then he lobbied back a counter threat, which I am
assuming he will follow through.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
All demonstrates that we are committed to the Canada US relationship,
committed to upholding the safety and security of our shared border.
And while we will continue to explain that Canada is
the trade ding partner in the United States needs for
its long term prosperity and global security. Canada has steel,
an aluminum, critical minerals, clean and affordable energy, stable democratic institutions,
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shared values, and the best workers in the world. Right now,
we're showing the new American administration that they have a
strong partner in Canada when it comes to upholding border security,
all while simultaneously underscoring that we won't back down, that
if tariffs are implemented against Canada, we will respond. We
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won't relent.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
His response is going to be counter tariffs. Mexico will
undoubtedly respond in kind. Remember ten percent tariffs for China
are coming tomorrow as well, and they will respond in kind.
We are about to embark on a trade war. This
will not be the first one of these in history.
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And I don't know how this will. And anyone telling
you they do know doesn't know what they're talking about.
I don't know. Maybe Canada blinks in a week, Maybe
we blink eventually. I don't think. Look, the counter tariffs
are going hurt. They're gonna hurt us too, not just Canadians.
It'll hurt Americans, It'll hurt Mexicans, It'll hurt the Chinese,
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It'll hurt everybody. If you want to realign the way
things are, it's going to involve some pain. I don't
know how deep the pain is going to be. We
shall see anyway. The impetus for me playing all that
was just so I could get back to the ask
doctor Jesse questions while acting like I was hitting some
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hard news of the day. And Corey, unless I'm mistaken,
that was five right, that was five impetuses. Told you yesterday, Chris,
I was gonna say impetus five times on the show.
I learned what it meant yesterday. I learned how to
use it yesterday, and I have been nailing it all
day today, just like what what? What? Yes, I've been
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nailing it. I've never even heard you use it once? Right, whatever,
Chris is jealousy, oh, oracle of the tiny hands. Now
the deportation isn't just a talking point, but it is
actually happening. Where are the protests? Okay, so we've discussed
this before, but I want to make sure I bring
this point up. Communist protests, activism in the streets are
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funded and organized, not natural. Every time you look out
and the animals are in the streets with their stupid chance,
oh no we won't go, and all the other stupid stuff,
it's easy to sit and think to yourself, Wow, these people, man,
they must really be upset. You ever been in New
York City? I love New York City. Every time I
go to New York City there's multiple protests for something.
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They'll be marching up and down the streets and you
look at these people and you think, man, they must
be really mad. They're not mad at all. Some of
them may have gotten caught up in the frenzy, but
that thing was organized and funded, and at least the
ring leaders of it are paid to be there. What
the Trump administration is starting, and they're just starting it.
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They know it's a problem to their credit, and they're
beginning to tackle it. Is the dark money left wing
funding network that's what puts all the street animals out
into the streets. It's not as if that funding is gone,
but that dark money funding network knows that now eyes
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are on it enough, people have talked about it for
enough time, for long enough that people are aware. The
next time you see a Black Lives Matter protests, look
at them. They're marching through the streets of Chicago. Yes,
there are five hundred people at that protest. Four hundred
and ninety of them are just morons who went to
the streets when someone else was. But the ten people
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who are leading it, they are paid communist actors, paid
to be there, paid to run their organizations. They whip
everyone up in a frenzy and get people marching down
towards foot locker. That's how they do these things, Doctor Kelly,
be honest. If you had to hire someone to install
your garage shelves, you definitely need someone else to lift
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the heavy item that goes onto those shelves. My guess
is your son's finally outpaced their old man. Okay, no,
I lifted not only the highest things, but the heaviest things.
I did end up doing something I'm not thrilled about.
I had a really heavy box and everyone was there.
My boys are watching, and OB's watching, so I can't
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look like a woofs and IB wanted it up in
the attic. She's like, we should, a bunch of us
should go and I said, I'll get it myself. And
so I'm pushing the box with one arm ahead of
me up the attic. You know, ladders slash stairs. Everyone
knows what attic stairs look like. And I got it
all the way to the top of this thing. This
sucker was heavy and I was maneuvering it and OB
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and the boys are watching, which is I'm sweating, you know,
my muscles are or shaking, but I can't look like
the woods in front of my boys, in front of Ob.
But then it got caught on this little nail when
I was trying to move it over right at the
top of the ladder, and I definitely said a potty word,
and it was it was loud. It was a loud
potty word, and I wished that had not happen. Boys
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only dad talks like that. Anyway, I'll see you on Monday.
That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Friday. What a week it has been. Oh,
look at this the US military. It looks like the
American media has discovered fiscal responsibility again. We'll talk about
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that in just a moment, as it pertains to illegals.
Along those lines, we'll talk about Taco Bell and I'm
pretty sure I have a teacher who emailed in who's
trying to date one of his former students. All that
and so much more is coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But you know, the communist
uses many, many tactics to try to destroy you and
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weaken your resolve to stop him. This is well known
by anyone who listens to this show or just simply
pays attention at all. People know this one of the ones.
One of the things they do that amuses me to
no end, though, is when they try to get fiscally responsible.
As soon as you take power. I just want to
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before I get to this story about Guatemala, I want
to do you remember the Inflation Reduction Act. The IRA
just just let's just walk down memory lane for a moment. Democrats,
with the help of Republicans. Of course, as usual, they
passed while everyone was suffering from inflation, suffering badly from inflation.
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This is when inflation was at its peak. Because these
people are monsters and don't care about the American people,
they put together a one trillion dollar bill that was
simply a green New Deal giveaway to windmill companies and
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solar companies. They took a trillion dollars of your money
while you couldn't afford eggs, and they handed out to
all their campaign downers. Democrats did that, and not only
did they do that a trillion dollar bill, they passed
a trillion dollar bill which obviously doesn't have anything to
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do with inflation at all. And these shameless demons actually
called it the Inflation Reduction Act, a trillion dollar bill.
The American media couldn't be bothered to say a word
about the cost. I wake up today to this headline
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from Reuters. US military deportation flight to Guatemala likely costs
more than forty six hundred dollars per migrant, way more
than a first class ticket. They get fiscally responsible the
second you try to stop the revolution. When it comes
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to pushing the revolution forward, well at any cost, but
it doesn't matter. We will spare no expense when it
comes to burning this country down. But the second you
get power back and you try to slow these animals down,
we can't afford that. All of a sudden, they all
sound like Chris when the bill comes just total t
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rex arms. Oh my gosh, that's exactly what we're dealing
with here, Jesse. Why should I be happy housing thirty
thousand illegals at GITMO because their home countries don't want
the worst of the worst, free medical, bed, food, whatever.
I hope it's just a stopping off point. What do
you think? Okay, So a couple points on this, and
Trump brought this up yesterday himself. The problem with a
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lot of these illegals, especially the worst of the worst
of the worst, is this when they go back home,
Because we've deported many of these people back home, they
come back. How many times have you read a headline
or a story about some illegal doing something terrible and
then as you read down through the paragraph, you'll find
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out he was deported back in twenty sixteen. He's been
deported twice. He's been deported this. Remember a lot of
these people come from not only third world dump countries,
they are born and raised criminals, meaning that's all they know.
And that may not make any sense to you, or
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maybe you've flirted with walking on the wild side, or
even if you are a criminal. I know we have
one percenter biker gangs who listened to this show, which
is hilarious and awesome to me. But we have biker
gangs and criminals who listened to the show. It's fine, fine,
it's really cool, by the way, but anyway, it's fine.
But I'm talking about somebody who was a born and
bred criminal. You know what that's like. I don't. I mean,
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you were born and your dad's a criminal, your mom's
a criminal, your grandma's a criminal. I told you this
story before I was watching that documentary. It was about
the bloods and crips. I forget channel. It was on
HBO or something like that. And the guy they were interviewing,
this gang banger, and he was a young man at
this point in time. He won't grow to be an
old man. He'll be dead or in prison. He was
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a young man, i'd say, in his twenties, and he
was just talking about his childhood. Never knew his dad, surprise, surprise,
and mom was a crack dealer. Grandma was a crack dealer,
and the cops raided his home. I forget how old
he was. He was small, five or six years old,
and his grandma was giving him drugs to hide from
the cops. Now, I don't know what your grandma was like.
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We'll set aside one of mine because she was a
freaking spawn of Satan. But the other one, my grandma
made homemade bread. She was a farmer's wife and a
farmer herself. If you went to my grandma's house, she'll
feed you some homemade bread, and then she'll go to
her garden where she would loudly fart as she picked
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green beans. I'm not making that up, but that's my grandma.
She went to church when we stayed at grandma's house.
You got up on Sunday and you went to church
with Grandma and grandpa. Now, this guy, his grandma gave
him crack to hide when the cops came in. There
are people who are born and bred criminals, and you
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look at their background and say to yourself, what chance
did that guy have? Okay, so let's go back to
the illegal talk. When you have a place like we'll
call it El Salvador because it's been famous for this forever,
you go up like an animal, and the influences in
your life are animals in certain parts of it, not
the whole place, and certain the influences in your life
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are animals. It's all gangs and violence and drugs and
murders and stabbings and things like that. And maybe you
get out, maybe the government pushes you out, but maybe
you get out. How many criminal connections do you think
those guys have to get them into America? Lots of them.
Let's say you get into America, and then, of course,
because that's the only thing you know is being a predator,
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you'll pray on Americans. And then eventually, let's say you
get caught, and as long as a Democrat is in
an office, they'll want to deport you, or maybe they
will deport you. But you still have the same phone
number for the same guys who brought you here before.
It's not like it's hard to get back. You're not
gonna stay down in El Salvador. You're gonna go back
to Seattle, where those losers will let you stay forever.
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The people in the government, not the people of Seattle,
by the way, although some of them are dumb too,
but you understand what I mean. So why ship them
to Guantanamo? As Trump said, lots of these guys just
come back. We ship them out of here and they
come back. That's one two we need because they keep
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coming back. We need a determined so they don't want
to get deported again. Meaning, if I find an animal
on my streets, a multi time felon who's not supposed
to be here, it's not enough to just drive him
right down to the airport, hand him a couple of tacos,
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and ship him back to Guatemala. Where's the real punishment there?
This is an animal. He doesn't care about that. You
have to give this animal some form of punishment or
he will turn around and he will just simply come
right back. Well, I personally have never stepped foot in
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, but I serve with a lot of
my marine buddies who have. They were signed there at
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one point or another. Sounds like a really fun place
to be stationed. If you're a marine, it does not
sound like a fun place to be a resident, meaning
to be one of the prisoners there does not sound
like an enjoyable experience. No, I wish we didn't have
to feed and hows all these people. But if you're
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one of these animals who's made your way into this
country from Tajikistan and you're just a born and bred
violent scumbag, you are not going to enjoy your time
in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba at all. We have to find
a way to give them a disincentive, and deportation alone
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is not enough of a disincentive. Now, we can sit
and dream about these things all you want, but we
are a civilized country. We're not going to pull these guys'
fingernails out on live television or stuff like that. And
as much as we may dream about it, we're sadly
never going to get to the place where we feed
pedophiles to sharks. That's just not where we're at. But
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we can do things that are unpleasant and uncomfortable and
disincentivize these people from coming here to violate our sovereignty
in our citizens. I love the idea of Gitmo, but
this actually comes back to my idea that I've been
remain very serious about it. I'm not at all kidding.
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I hope you didn't think my Greenland idea was just
for radio, even though I totally stole it from a listener.
And I forgot prison camps in Greenland exclusively for illegals
and government workers who've been busted for crimes. What Chris, Oh,
we could do the show from Greenland, but why would
I want to? Can you imagine how wretched the food is?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I could be the warden. I'd be a great warden.
I've seen shash Ank redemption so many times. Yes, I would, Chris.
I may be a little corrupt, but it would be
a blast, a total blast to your promo code. Jesse,
do you think we are better off now that Trump
lost the twenty twenty election? Said stay with me. I'm
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, A
wonderful asked doctor Jesse Friday. So the guy asked the question.
That was a very interesting question. Do I think we're
better off that Trump lost the twenty twenty election or
had it stolen from him? Honestly, do I think we're
better off? And it's a difficult question to answer, but
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let's let's walk through that. Well, what they did for
four years to this country. The amount of devastation we
will feel it for a very very very long time.
Just immigration alone, they brought in how many twenty What
number are we gonna use? We're all making up a
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number because no one knows. We'ld call it twenty million.
We're going to deport twenty million. No, we're not. We're
not not even close at that pace. That alone devastating
for your country. I don't want to be dismissive over Afghanistan.
Our reputation internationally took a hit that will take a
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long time to recover from what they did to us.
What the Biden administration did to us was significant. It
was a brutal four years. That said, the difference between
Donald Trump's second term and first term, they're so different.
As I've said before, I don't even know if he's
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the same person. The Trump in the first term had
the same values that Trump of the second term does,
but he had no earthly idea how to implement those
values in the correct way, how to hire and fire
the right people. He just didn't know. And he's practically
admitted that on stage in front of me. So I
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feel totally comfortable saying it. This is something Trump himself acknowledges.
He walked in there lost as a river duck, and
they ate him alive. They absolutely ate him a lot,
chewed him up and spit him out. Even COVID. What's
the story of COVID. You remember my frustration with Trump
with everything back then? Fifteen days to slow the spread?
Do you remember how much I was screaming about that?
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But why why did Trump fail in that moment? Why
when Fauci came and sat down in front of him
and said, fifteen days to slow the spread, just shut
down the economy? Why did he fail? He failed in
that moment because he didn't yet fully understand and accept
that the federal government is occupied by hostile actors who
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cannot be trusted. You know, So when you're looking at
the FBI, if you're Donald Trump, you still think, Wow,
the great men and women are the FBI. Sure, there's
a couple of bad actors in there. But then he
gets the twenty twenty election taken from him. Then they
shot him in the head. Then they charged him with
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crime after crime, and jurisdiction after jurisdiction across the country.
The FBI raided his home. We kind of gloss over
that because he was also shot and convicted of felonies,
which were ridiculous. But think what that means for you.
And I don't know about you. I've never had my
home raided by the cops, But wouldn't that be something
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that would stick with you if right now at home
the cops kicked in my front door and they went
rooting through all of my stuff. That's the kind of
thing I think I would hang on to for quite
a while. A long time. They turned Donald Trump one
point oh into Donald Trump two point oh because the
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demons couldn't control themselves Communists. I brought it up earlier
in the show, but think, really, really, think for a
moment how completely surrounded by communists you felt, even a
few years ago. Not just in the White House. I'm
not just talking about Joe Biden. Culturally, it was like
it was every we woke up one day and they
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had everything, and you couldn't you couldn't buy you couldn't
buy a pack of Oreos without getting bludgeoned with Black
Lives Matter propaganda. It was just overnight, the communists took
over Aunt Jemima, They took the freaking Indian lady off
the Lando Lakes, butter with insanity, Statues of Thomas Jefferson
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coming down, the Great Robert E. Lee coming down, They're
just crazy. It was nuts. And now think where we
are now, why why has there been such a backlash?
Because communists cannot control themselves. It's their great strength and
their great weakness. They always lived to destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy,
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I need the next thing, I need the next thing,
I need the next thing, more and more, more and
more and more. And they got to a place where
they almost had complete control of everything. And what do
they do? All the worst crap you could possibly do.
They did everything you could do to ensure the American
people would hate them for it. They couldn't stop themselves. Hey, hey,
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we have it all, open up the border. No, that's
not enough, bring in all the demons.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Haha.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hey, let's pass a tree into all the bill. We'll
call it the Inflation Reduction Act. That'll be fun. Hey Trump, Hey,
let's shoot him in the head. Oh yeah, wait a minute,
we'll have him arrested here, and we'll have him arrested here,
and we'll have him arrested here. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting guys,
we're winning and they woke up one day and the
American people completely rejected that evil and now you see
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a loss that they are just completely lost. The Donald Trump,
the mega effective Donald Trump we've seen for the first
two weeks, is a million times better than the first
Donald Trump. I don't know if all the damage done
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in the last four years made it worth it, but
it sure might have. They are a pro coaching the
communist infection in this government with a vigor. How about
that for a word. With a vigor I've never seen
in my lifetime. They are rooting it out, root and stem.
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They're getting rid of it. I think it's awesome. Did
you see about the government websites? You see that today,
I'll tell you about I'll talk about that in the moment.
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. One more word on
the Trump administration and their efforts to root out the
filth in the government. Have you noticed they keep shutting
things down in a blanket way meaning this meaning remember
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almost immediately Donald Trump came out and he said, hey, nih, FDA, CDC,
no more public communication period of any kind. Shut it down.
Nothing from you. I'll let you know when you can
start again. Remember that, Remember the we were told there's
a there's an aid freeze. Trump's putting a freeze on aid,
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Which what was that? And it wasn't medicaid. That everyone
who told you that was a lie. It was this
money going to all these NGOs and things like that.
Everything stops, every single thing stops. We're reviewing everything. Today
it came out that Trump is shutting down some federal
government websites up. This website's no longer functioning temporarily. Of course,
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this is not functioning. Nope, can't go here. What's happening there. Well,
here's what's happening the federal government. Think about the federal government,
all the employees of the federal government. Well, this is
something that's widely known that employees who work for the
federal government, well over ninety percent of them vote Democrat
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every time. So we're dealing with vast quantities of people
who are likely committed communists. The Trump administration is getting
in there and they're doing like one of the first
things he did this morning was, hey, this pronoun crap
in your email signature. That's gone. Goodbye. Get rid of
that other than he's trying to root out the filth
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from in there. The reason you're seeing these shutdowns, resistance
is rising up. The communists are doing what they do,
and they're attempting to do what they did do successfully
to him the first time, and that's stop or slow
roll his agenda from within the government. Well, Trump two
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point oh learned from the failures of Trump one point oh,
and he's cutting that off immediately. Nope, nope, stop, nope,
absolutely nope. You're not allowed to say anything at all, period.
And a story he tried to fire a bunch of
people at USAID and one of the head cheeses at
USAID said, this is ridiculous. You can't do that. They
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fired him immediately. Boom, You're gone, goodbye, get out. They
are fighting against an internal resistance, an internal communist resistance
is taking place inside the federal government. That's why you
keep getting these shutdowns. Nope, shut that down, shut this down,
shut that down. Hey, Jesse, there's a girl from high school,
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a cheerleader a year younger. She found me on Facebook
and thanked me for teaching her geometry. Plus she copied me,
I replied, and we had a couple of dates. Everything
is fine. But last night she says she's gluten free.
She said, if I eat any gluten, I'll be on
the toilet all night long. Jesse, that's a deal breaker.
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Do you agree? Okay, First, I read this wrong the
first time when you said she thanked you for teaching
her geometry. I took this as you being her geometry teacher,
and now you're dating the girl. Clearly that's not the
case there, So thankfully we're gonna move on past that.
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The gluten free thing is not the end of the world,
as long as she doesn't do it to you. You know,
ab you know, Ab Bob is one of these health freaks.
I'm talking looking all the ingredients in this and everything
has to be natural, and I mean, one of these
real health types. Well then there's me. Now she works
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on me, and you know, she makes me that healthy
SMOOTHI I complain about every single morning, and she's on it.
But she understands there are limits. And as long as
he understands there are limits for how far into her
camp I'm gonna go, then we're fine. For instance, I
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brought it up before Hamburger Helper, I'm white trash I
can't help that. That's how I'm born. That's how I
was born, That's how I was raised. The Kellys are
white trash, that's who we are. I eat hamburger Helper.
I love hamburger Helper. I live for hamburger helper. Bob
understands that, and she understands because I'm me, I'm going
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to eat hamburger helper. She has decided, fine, I'll make
it at home. At least, we'll stop making it for
you out of the box. I'll make it at home.
I'll put all the fresh cheeses and stuff like that,
and hers is ten times better than anything I get
in the box anyway. So as long it's fine that
she's gluten free, as long as she's willing to work
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with you on it and not push it onto you.
What Chris what see? Chris said, how do you work
on that? Well, I'll tell you, Bob, this is more
just for her health reason, since she doesn't do really
carbs and stuff like that. But there's no working on it.
Like if we're eating at home, she will either make
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for herself a salad of some kind, or like if
the boys and I are having chicken pasta, we do
this kind of thing a lot. She'll make like an
Alfredo pasta and throw some grilled chicken on there, or
something like that. She'll throw the grilled chicken on her salad.
When you go out to a restaurant, it gets even easier.
We were all in the mood for Mexican food the
other day, me, the Fellas, me the boys. We went
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out and we got this big vat of beef fijidas.
She got a big bull of this hardy chicken potato
Mexican soup. She's sitting there happy as a clam. Me
and the Fellas are mouthing some fijidas. Every single person win.
Speaking of Mexican food, Dear Maestro of the nose whistle,
it's not very nice. I often you hear you singing
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the praises of Taco Bell on your show. Oh my
question is do you love Taco Bell because there is
one on every corner? Or is it legitimately your favorite
fast food joint. I eat Taco Bell as much as
the next guy, but I think there are better, albeit
less convenient options out there. What say you? Well, you
(26:21):
know how I told you. I generally order food most
days from me Chris Corey, and we have to get
it delivered. We're not going to leave. We're here working
super hard. We have to get it delivered. I would
say once a month, Chris, we get Taco Bell. Chris
(26:46):
said more than Okay, Chris says, more than once a
month we get Taco Bell. No, I genuinely love it.
I'm sorry, I can't help it. I love it. I
love it. I know it's not good, so I try
to not eat it much anymore. I really that it's
terrible for you. And now that I'm forty three, I
have to start making some healthy eating decisions. I understand
(27:06):
all that, but I love it. Chris brings up a
good point. The menu does change too much. They just
the Taco Bell. Are you listening right now? You just
brought back the Mechsi melt. The chicken Mechsi melt maybe
the greatest thing Taco Bell ever did. And it was
(27:26):
there for me, my entire childhood. And then they took
it away like heartless monsters. And then it was just
a few weeks ago they had some nostalgia menu they
were going to bring back, and boom, chicken MEXI melt
right back on the menu. I started getting them again.
I swear they were better than they'd ever been before.
A couple days ago. I go back to Taco Bell
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MEXI Melt's gone. That's just cruel You can't take somebody
to the mountaintop and then just drop them off, right,
you can't. You can't give somebody a little taste of
heaven and then return them to earth. That's cruelty. When
it comes to the Meximount, you can't just reintroduce the
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Meximount for a week and then take it away from people.
That would be wrong. You know it's right though. Tunnel
to Towers is right. They're out there taking care of
widows and orphans. Tunnel to Towers the organization that gives
more than ninety five cents of every dollar directly to
(28:33):
its programs. Go look up charity ratings of all the
various charities out there. I like this one. I like
that when Vets for Puppies, go look up their money
and what they do with it. Then look up Tunnel
to Towers. All they've ever asked for is eleven dollars
a month, and they are actually paying off mortgages for
gold Star families for fallen First responder families. You realize
(28:56):
that T the number two he dot org is where
you go are heroes. They go and they give it
all up. Look, we just lost a few more service members,
lost them gone. Where do their families go from here? Well,
you can't bring mom back, you can't bring dad back,
But Tunnel the towers can help T the number two
(29:21):
T dot org eleven bucks a month.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
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I like printos stornchips.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I do I want printo scornchips. I'll get them from you.
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Brito scornchips and I'll be your friend. De Fritto Bundito.
You must not upend Munch, Munch, munch a bunch of pritos.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
One more segment Hang on The Jesse Kelly Show on
air and online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Friday, A wonderful ask Doctor Jesse Friday. It
has been a great day, an incredible week, and we
(30:19):
will see what what tomorrow comes with all the tariff stuff.
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Frendon writers are reporting that the President has made a
decision on the Canada and Mexico triffs and that they
want to actually the implement it until March first. I
was wondering if you could confirm that and need to
talk through it on the presidents things.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
I saw that report and it is false. I was
just with the President in the Oval Office and I
can confirm that tomorrow the February first deadline that President
Trump put into place, that a statement several weeks ago
continues the President will be implementing tomorrow a twenty five
percent tariffs on Mexico, twenty five percent tariffs on Canada,
(30:58):
and a ten percent tariff on China for the illegal
fetanyl that they have sourced and allowed to distribute into
our country, which has killed tens of millions of Americans.
These are promises made and promises kept by the President.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Justin Trudeau is scared this will be devastating for the
Canadian economy and the Canadian people. He is doing the
best he can to say, look at how we're not
We're doing the best we can.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Patrol helicopters began monitoring the border earlier this week, and
new canine teams along with imaging tools are being deployed
to detect and stop the flow of fentanyl. Meanwhile, our
previously implemented border measures are already showing results.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, we are it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Then he lobbied back a counter threat, which I am
assuming he will follow through.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
All demonstrates that we are committed to the Canada US relationship,
committed to upholding the safety and security of our shared border.
And while we will continue to explain that Canada is
the trade ding partner in the United States needs for
its long term prosperity and global security. Canada has steel,
an aluminum, critical minerals, clean and affordable energy, stable democratic institutions,
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shared values, and the best workers in the world. Right now,
we're showing the new American administration that they have a
strong partner in Canada when it comes to upholding border security,
all while simultaneously underscoring that we won't back down, that
if tariffs are implemented against Canada, we will respond. We
(32:34):
won't relent.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
His response is going to be counter tariffs. Mexico will
undoubtedly respond in kind. Remember ten percent tariffs for China
are coming tomorrow as well, and they will respond in kind.
We are about to embark on a trade war. This
will not be the first one of these in history.
(32:57):
And I don't know how this will. And anyone telling
you they do know doesn't know what they're talking about.
I don't know. Maybe Canada blinks in a week, Maybe
we blink eventually. I don't think. Look, the counter tariffs
are going hurt. They're gonna hurt us too, not just Canadians.
It'll hurt Americans, It'll hurt Mexicans, It'll hurt the Chinese,
(33:18):
It'll hurt everybody. If you want to realign the way
things are, it's going to involve some pain. I don't
know how deep the pain is going to be. We
shall see anyway. The impetus for me playing all that
was just so I could get back to the ask
doctor Jesse questions while acting like I was hitting some
(33:40):
hard news of the day. And Corey, unless I'm mistaken,
that was five right, that was five impetuses. Told you yesterday, Chris,
I was gonna say impetus five times on the show.
I learned what it meant yesterday. I learned how to
use it yesterday, and I have been nailing it all
day today, just like what what? What? Yes, I've been
(34:03):
nailing it. I've never even heard you use it once? Right, whatever,
Chris is jealousy, oh, oracle of the tiny hands. Now
the deportation isn't just a talking point, but it is
actually happening. Where are the protests? Okay, so we've discussed
this before, but I want to make sure I bring
this point up. Communist protests, activism in the streets are
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funded and organized, not natural. Every time you look out
and the animals are in the streets with their stupid chance,
oh no we won't go, and all the other stupid stuff,
it's easy to sit and think to yourself, Wow, these people, man,
they must really be upset. You ever been in New
York City? I love New York City. Every time I
go to New York City there's multiple protests for something.
(34:48):
They'll be marching up and down the streets and you
look at these people and you think, man, they must
be really mad. They're not mad at all. Some of
them may have gotten caught up in the frenzy, but
that thing was organized and funded, and at least the
ring leaders of it are paid to be there. What
the Trump administration is starting, and they're just starting it.
(35:09):
They know it's a problem to their credit, and they're
beginning to tackle it. Is the dark money left wing
funding network that's what puts all the street animals out
into the streets. It's not as if that funding is gone,
but that dark money funding network knows that now eyes
(35:30):
are on it enough, people have talked about it for
enough time, for long enough that people are aware. The
next time you see a Black Lives Matter protests, look
at them. They're marching through the streets of Chicago. Yes,
there are five hundred people at that protest. Four hundred
and ninety of them are just morons who went to
the streets when someone else was. But the ten people
(35:51):
who are leading it, they are paid communist actors, paid
to be there, paid to run their organizations. They whip
everyone up in a frenzy and get people marching down
towards foot locker. That's how they do these things, Doctor Kelly,
be honest. If you had to hire someone to install
your garage shelves, you definitely need someone else to lift
(36:14):
the heavy item that goes onto those shelves. My guess
is your son's finally outpaced their old man. Okay, no,
I lifted not only the highest things, but the heaviest things.
I did end up doing something I'm not thrilled about.
I had a really heavy box and everyone was there.
My boys are watching, and OB's watching, so I can't
(36:36):
look like a woofs and IB wanted it up in
the attic. She's like, we should, a bunch of us
should go and I said, I'll get it myself. And
so I'm pushing the box with one arm ahead of
me up the attic. You know, ladders slash stairs. Everyone
knows what attic stairs look like. And I got it
all the way to the top of this thing. This
sucker was heavy and I was maneuvering it and OB
(36:56):
and the boys are watching, which is I'm sweating, you know,
my muscles are or shaking, but I can't look like
the woods in front of my boys, in front of Ob.
But then it got caught on this little nail when
I was trying to move it over right at the
top of the ladder, and I definitely said a potty word,
and it was it was loud. It was a loud
potty word, and I wished that had not happen. Boys
(37:19):
only dad talks like that. Anyway, I'll see you on Monday.
That's all.
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