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February 6, 2025 38 mins

We need to focus on the long term goals too and they are going to be uncomfortable for Norm and Norma. Pelosi knifing Dome one last time. Someone tipped off the transnational terrorist organization Tren de Aragua that ICE was on their way. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on what has
been an amazing Thursday. Every day keeps getting better and
better and better. Remember that little tiff I was talking
about the war I said was going to be coming

(00:32):
inside the Democrat Party. I actually have another little Nancy
Pelosi tidbit on that that is juicy. She sat down
with Erria Mitchell. I'm gonna play that, Andrea Mitchell, I'm
gonna play that for you here in just a moment.
We have great things happening in the country. There's well,
Trump's more popular than ever, Democrats are less popular than ever.

(00:53):
How long will that last? We'll discuss that NASA's finally
removing all the pronouns from the emails signatures, so for
once we can have a space agency that gets back
to focusing on important things like uranus. We'll do some emails,
some more USAID stuff. Why are you making that face? Chris?
All that and so much more coming up on the

(01:14):
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And a reminder to you
that tomorrow was asked doctor Jesse Friday, and you need
to get your questions emailed in right now Jesse at
jesse kellyshow dot com. And I'm gonna tell you why
I'm kind of out on soap before I get to that.
Just let me get there with me, Chris, So, just

(01:36):
to recap, I know you remember this, but remember Joe Biden.
He gave that terrible debate performance where he just essentially
fried out on national television in front of Trump. It
was great. He just couldn't function anymore. And so the
whole country got introduced to the Joe Biden. You already knew.
You already knew he was like that. I knew he
was like that. But norm and Norma woke up and thought,

(01:56):
oh my gosh, that's pretty bad. So Joe Biden Friday
out on national television. Now, let me ask you, because
you pay attention to this stuff. You're the hyper informed,
as I call you. We're the ones who pay attention.
Who was if you had to name one person, I
know there were multiple people involved. Who was the ringleader

(02:19):
of pushing Joe Biden out of the race for president?
If you and I talked about it every single night
on the show. And yes, I'm aware of all the
names that were involved. I got it. Who was what
you would say, may the ringleader of it, the real
driver of it, Nancy Pelosi. Everyone knows it. I know
Chuck Schumer was involved, and I know Barack Obama and

(02:40):
George Clooney and I got all that. But we now
know through public statements from Jill Biden, Jill Biden's people,
we know who they blame. Nancy Pelosi. Jill Biden wasn't
that long ago. We talked about it on the show.
She said, I've known Nancy. I've known Nancy Pelosi for years.
How could she? And Nancy Pelosi has been asked point

(03:05):
blank on other news shows. I heard Joe Biden, remember that.
I forget what shoe it was. I heard Joe Biden
is very angry with you, Nancy, that he's angry with
you for for pushing him out of the race. So
this is this is not exactly a secret. And ah,
you have it, Chris, Okay, yeah, go ahead, play it,
play play.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That he made the decision for the country. My concern
was not about the president was about his campaign.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
She's been all over the news. She has not never
once denied it. Nancy Pelosi, if if not the only
she wasn't the only was the main driving force behind
pushing Joe Biden out of office. Now, pause on that.
Put that in your back pocket for a moment. Remember
the talk we had about Dome, about Kamala Harris and

(03:54):
how I told you I think she's completely sunk at
any chance of earn the nomination again for twenty twenty eight.
And that's not just because of her horrific personality. It's
because she offended the Democrat donor class. They bundled one
point five billion dollars for her, handed her the nomination,

(04:18):
handed her one point five billion, and she got slaughtered.
And that is going to make it almost impossible for
her to receive powerful Democrat support to make another run
at the presidency. Remember when we had that talk. Okay,
So now reach back in your back pocket and pull
out the Nancy Pelosi pushed Joe Biden. Now that makes

(04:40):
Nancy Pelosi largely responsible for Joe Biden not being in
the race, meaning she pretty much gave it to Kamala Harris.
Now Nancy Pelosi is on the news saying things like this,
as in, Biden has said that he thinks he could
have won if he hadn't been pressure just step down.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Do you agree.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, all I know is that we won a seat
in the House. We did not lose any seats. You know,
people were like, well the Democrats sawus, No, we did not.
I think it would have been quite different with President
of Biden at the top of.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
The two Oh uh. For one, We'll get over the
what's that word you people use, chris hutzpa. We'll get
over the what I even put the h on it?
Like you said, I said that, right, Yeah, I did.
What do you mean? Whatever, We'll get over the I'll
use I'll stick with my words, the gall of being
the one that pushes Joe Biden out and then turning

(05:38):
around and saying that, let's move past that and get
right to this. In politics, that may sound benign to
normal people. Well, I mean I liked our chances better
if he was in. That may sound like a throwaway,
benign line to normal people. But because politicians have to
be so careful with their words and how they speak

(05:59):
about someone else, that Nancy Pelosi saying that about Kamala
Harris is the political equivalent of taking a bucket of
liquidy manure and dumping it on Kamala Harris's head on
national television that is that. I guarantee those comments have
already been played for Kamala Harris multiple times privately. I

(06:23):
guarantee you Kamala Harris has cussed about those comments, and
without question, Kamala Harris has decided, because of those comments
that Nancy Pelosi is her enemy for life. And Nancy
Pelosi is not a woman who chooses her words by accident,
even though she's ancient, even though her dancers are falling out,

(06:45):
even though she's hammered all the time, Nancy Pelosi chooses
her words carefully, meaning. Nancy Pelosi on national television on purpose,
felt completely comfortable slipping a knife in between Kamala Harris's ribs.
That is quite a statement. Quite a statement. Wow, I

(07:08):
know I pushed Joe out, but probably gonna won if
we didn't have that. More on dome ooh ooh h
that hurts.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Before I get to the emails, let me tell you
why I'm out on soap I think I am. Let
me explain Chris. So upstairs, I occasionally will I have
like a den up there. I occasionally will put snacks
and things like that upstairs because I don't want to

(07:38):
go downstairs. Just hear me out, Chris. And one of
the things I have up there is a cup. It's
one cup. We don't have the dishes upstairs. So if
i'm whatever I'm having, whether maybe I'm in the mood
for a glass of orange juice, maybe it's a gatorade,
Maybe I want a glass of chocolate milk, I do that,
I read. Maybe I'm in the mood for a bourbon.

(08:00):
Whatever I'm in the mood for. I use the same
cup and people say that's gross and ob found it
and she's like, when's the last time this has even
been through the dishwasher. I said, you don't understand. I
do clean it, and she said, with what dish soap?
We don't even have dish soap up here, Jess. I've
been using the hot water method where I just put

(08:23):
it under the water. Listen to hear me out, Chris,
And I let the water get super hot and I
just run hot water through it for a minute or so.
By the time I pull it out of that hot water,
you can't smell at all what I previously had in it.
It's completely clean. I've been drinking out of this glass
for like a year, and I feel great. What Chris

(08:44):
I'm not even sick. I feel great. I think that
we've all been sold a lie about soap. I think
soap does nothing, that the hot water does everything. What Chris, what,
it's not the bourbon that's killing everything. No, No, that's
a rarity. It's mostly like milk and juice and things

(09:08):
like that. But I'll pour a glass of orange juice
drink it, or I want some chocolate milk.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Whoop.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Just put some hot water in there for a minute,
put it up through the old nose, give it the
smell test. Smells totally fine, just like it came out
of the dishwasher. I think Big Soap has been lying
to all of us for the longest time. In fact,
I don't know if I'm gonna use soap in the
shower tomorrow. Not hear me out. What if what if

(09:35):
we did a test, Chris, that's not very nice. What
if we did a test? What if I went a
week without soap and I just test and see if
OB says anything. I can't trust you, Chris, You or
Corey will be mean to me no matter what, and
you'll make up some vicious lies. But if I do
this without OB's knowledge, I just do it, ride it

(09:59):
out and wait and see if she says anything about
how I smell. I think I'm onto something. I really what, Chris,
It would be nice if I had some support from you. Look,
I've told you before I believe in natural things. That's
why I talk to you people about rough greens, natural
orbal supplements. You see, your dog doesn't get any nutrition

(10:21):
from his dog food. Your cat doesn't either, So how
do you get them vitamins and minerals, probiotics and omega oils.
How did I get Fred to stop getting sick after
every meal and now he never has any problems? How
did that happen? I sprinkle rough Greens on his food.
I didn't have to switch out his dog food go
buy some special blend because it's all brown, it's all dead,

(10:44):
there's nothing in it. Rough greens is alive, and rough
greens will keep that pet that's part of your family alive.
That's why we give it to Fred, so we can
continue to enjoy that dog for as long as humanly possible.
Whether you have a puppy an old dog, no matter what,
you're going to see physical differences in that dog once

(11:06):
you start giving them nutrition for the first time and
your cat. And look they give about free jumpstart trial bags.
It's pretty confident, right call eight three three three three
my dog or go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse,
let's talk about riding the popularity wave next.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Jesse Kelly Vaccian.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I
have kind of an out, out of control pen situation
for I like to fidget with the pen. If you watch,
you know, you can watch me do the show on
the first TV. They simulcast it. And you know. I
had talk with my hands a lot, and I have
a pen in my hand lots of the times. I'm sorry,

(11:54):
I'm a fidgety person. I don't like to sit still.
I hate sitting down. Only today I've got this bad
habit of doing the pen flipping and stuff like that
when the pen is out and there's just ink everywhere,
and you don't care about any of this at all.
But I'm just here putting my problems onto you. It's
what I do. Sick boy part time. Jesse. It's not
very nice. Like most anti communists, I couldn't be happier

(12:16):
with everything President Trump is doing. However, I do have
one major concern. I'm afraid if he doesn't bring norm
and Norma along with him, it can all be undone
in the future, considering the massive shift that's taking place,
a lot of Unimforred people don't understand. So it says,
I hope you get better soon, sick boy. It says
his name is Dave. Okay. So it's an interesting it's

(12:39):
an interesting concept, it's an interesting thought. I'm worried. What
if Norman Norma aren't enjoying this, what if they aren't
coming along? And look, here's an article from the Daily
fetched President Trump rides wave of peak popularity amid rapid
overhaul the government. First, let me put your mind at ease.

(13:00):
You know, they're always polling everything, every side, every entity.
They're all polling everything all the time. What's popular, what works,
what doesn't work? So daily poll numbers come rolling in.
The American people as of right now, as of right now,
hear me on that they like Trump more now than

(13:20):
they did before they voted for him. As of right now,
the Republican Party's popularity and Trump's are at all time highs,
and Democrat popularity is all time low. So let me
put your mind at ease about what's happening right now.
What Donald Trump is doing is not just music to
your ears. In my ears, laying off all these government

(13:42):
corrupt scumbags. The American public likes that too. And when
you expose the dirty deeds that have been done to
the taxpayer, remember this is all about the American people's money.
When you expose those dirty deeds to norm and norma
their borderline in defensible indefensible, the American people want to

(14:04):
see it, and the more they see it, the angrier
they get. And that anger is only going one way,
as it pretty much should, even though Republicans probably do
deserve some blame because they're weak and pathetic, but the
blame is going towards the Democrat Party. What's happening right
now is popular.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's it. What Trump cannot do, and he right now
has shown in it no indication that he's going to do.
This is turn around and chase only what is popular,
because there are short term gains and there are long
term gains. If Trump focuses only on what the people

(14:45):
want right now, that's a short term gain. If Trump
spends his four years dismantling the power structure of the
communists in this country, dismantling it by defunding you know,
remember it's all funded with our money, or at least
most of it is. If he dismantles it by defunding it,

(15:06):
if he dismantles it by dismantling the Department of Education,
which he's going to do, as I told you last night,
He's going to move forward with that. Those are the
two power columns of American communism. I don't care if
by the end of his four years he's the least
popular president of all time, and he's so unpopular he

(15:27):
ushers in a Democrat president the next time, President Newsom.
Now that's not what I want, right, But even if
that was the case, if Trump succeeds in cleaning out
the communist scum from the government, if he succeeds in
cutting off the gravy train from the communist activism both
here and around the globe, if he succeeds at least

(15:50):
in part in removing communism from the education system, then
even if it gives us eight freaking gears of Gavin Newsom,
in the life long run, we can save the United
States of America for our children and our grandchildren because
the communist power base will have been dismantled, or if

(16:10):
it goes to complete opposite route. He just does this
popular thing and that popular thing, and he never goes
after the communist foundation. And at the end of his
four years he's majorly popular. They're putting his face on
Mount Rushmore. Woo, let's go drop. We get eight years
of JD vance. But during Trump's time, he doesn't touch

(16:32):
the communist power base. In the long run, we will
have lost the United States of America. We'll get to
feel good for four years, we'll get to feel good
from eight years. We'll do some good things on the border,
maybe internationally, maybe get the military back up. But that
is a short term gain, not a long term gain.
And you know where you can see proof of this.
You can see proof of this by the way the

(16:53):
Communists have conducted themselves for decades, always, always, always focusing
on the long term, the long term. Okay, it cost
you this election, so what get some more bureaucrats in there.
It cost you this. So what we've got this cemented
into law, it cost you this. The communist doesn't think

(17:15):
like that. He thinks about the long march through the institutions,
he has achieved success in that long march. They have
seized all the institutions. We must now long march through
them ourselves, and the task is going to be daunting.
Don't get me wrong, or don't get don't get it wrong,

(17:37):
I should say, don't think that all four years are
going to be as easy and fun as this first
couple of weeks have been. Did you hear along those lines?
Did you hear what Tom Homan said about the failed
raid on trenda arragua? Do you hear that? If you haven't,
I'll play it for you in just a moment. Let
me let me read this email pink Us the Flowers. Hey, guys,

(18:01):
please tell me you negotiated into your advertising deal with
Hillsdale College an honorary degree. I'm sure you wouldn't be
as obnoxious as Joe Biden to insist everyone refer to
you as doctor Jesse Kelly. You wouldn't change the name
of your show to the Doctor Jesse Kelly Show, or
have your honorary degree hang on the wall. We all
know you're much too humble for that. At the very least,

(18:22):
they could give you some honorary algebra credits so you
can finally get your associates. Okay, Chris, could we maybe
reach out and inquire what an honorary degree though, Hillsdale
has a great reputation, so they're not going to want
to give me an honorary one, and then maybe we
could display it behind and I would wear one of

(18:44):
those things that doctors wear on their heads and stuff
like that. You've like the mere thing. I don't know
what it does. They didn't cover that in my community college.
I'm not sure, but maybe reach out if we can't, look,
Hillsdale will probably do it. They're already good enough to
be offering more than forty free online courses free, no
costs Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. You don't have to

(19:07):
pay go get educated from Hillsdale. They're amazing classes. Hillsdale
dot edu slash Jesse. You might become a doctor like me.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
We'll be back, Jesse Kelly Vaccian.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Reminding
you if you've missed any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, and iTunes. Okay,
so again, things are going great and we should be
happy and celebrate, but remember we did the math last night,
very rough, very rough community college math from yours. Truly

(19:46):
that we are dealing with well north of a million
committed communists inside the federal government. We've already experienced this
quote resistance where they're just trying to not do what
they're told, trying to not move along. They're trying to nutcut,
not cut this off. They're trying the best they can
to be communist subversives like they are, and we are

(20:10):
going to run into stumbling blocks. We already got a
delay today for a week for cash Ptel. This comes
on the keels of the knowledge that the FBI is
scrambling internally to get ready for him giving them another
week for it. It's bad and things like this from
Tom Homan. Tom Homan went on Fox News they were

(20:33):
getting ready to raise some apartments where Trende Aragua had
made their home and they came up them.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
They crossed life of impediment. And that's why I'm working
very close starting this morning with Department of Justice and
where do they cross that line of impediment so they
may find themselves in pair handcuffs very soon. So working
with dog and that gets some legal guidance that I'm
no an attorney. I know what sech cops is about.
I know what crossing that line is, but getting DJ
back up on that. So it's something we're looking at
right now, Harris. We're not going to tolerate anymore. This

(21:01):
is not a game when we show up these sites.
This is a dangerous job for the men and women
of ICE and Board Patrol and all the dog agencies.
To have those type of interference puts our off set
in great risk. Not only are the officers, it puts
the aliens at great risk because anything can happen when
we take our eyes off the goal here. So we're
addressing that immediately. Today I'm addressing op sects today, operations security,

(21:23):
how the clicks are happening. We've alreadydentified how this operation
got leaked. I'll deal with that today.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Somebody leaked it from within, somebody inside of somewhere, some
government agency found out that ICE was going to come
in and round up a violent prison gang from Venezuela,
a prison gang that's holding people hostage and tearing their

(21:50):
fingernails out for ransom money. Somebody inside the federal government
leaked to them that ICE was coming, and they vacated
the premise. Now, this is one raid. And don't get
me wrong, Tom Holman is already rounding up all these
trend ay Aragua types and facts. There's some trendy Aragua
boys heading to Gitmo, from what I understand, gonna be

(22:12):
the first residence down there. Enjoy it, fellas, but remember
there will be resistance. The communist does not set aside
his religion for any reason whatsoever. They are going to
view their role now as resisting everything everything that can

(22:32):
possibly find. Let's do some now, let's do a couple
of voicemail, say the oracle, just a question.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Idiots that are protesting block them the one on one
freeway and the interstate down in LA.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Isn't there a federal piece of land there the interstate?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Caanta fes just show up and round everybody up and
then check immigration status.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
And when you throw a thousand of them out.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
There protesting that are here illegally, maybe they won't be
blocking freeways anymore on them.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I don't know what do you think? Keep up the
good work later, h one. I don't hate the idea
as long as it's a federal road. But what you're
discussing is most likely state. Remember there are state highways
and then there's the federal highway system. Those are separate systems.
And look, I don't hate the call. I don't hate

(23:20):
the voicepills. It's pretty sharp. If look, if we're talking
about highway ten, Highway, forty five, highway, ninety, highway, I mean,
any one of the highways, the federal highways, I could
see them doing it. I don't know. Look, I love
the idea. I'm all for it, sign me up for
it in a heartbeat. But yeah, the problem is with

(23:41):
these places like la, these places like Denver, like Boston.
Boston's mayor came out today again, they're gonna charge up
to the line of illegality trying to stop mass deportation
because mass importation of forumarians might be the central plank

(24:04):
of Western communism and their goals. It is everything to them.
Replacing the patriotic citizen with the unpatriotic foreigner who can
be bought for virtually nothing, is a central part of
the communist plan. If Trump is really going to deport
millions of these people, you're going to watch the entire

(24:27):
communist power base completely evaporate into nothing. So there's all
this resistance. Speaking of resistance, do you hear this whistleblower
from USA?

Speaker 5 (24:36):
And we have what's called a privilege walk as part
of the orientation where you are given an identity, and
now I was a Scandinavian woman, and so when they
read these, they read lines like, you know, I get
discriminated against because of government services or people don't like
look how it looks. So you took a step forward
if if it applied, and if it didn't, and so

(24:57):
I ended up near the front and the the indigenous woman.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
A privilege walk. This comes back to what we were
discussing earlier. Are the Democrats going to be able to
adjust in ways they need to adjust? How do you
do that when the central part of your religion is
oppressor versus oppressed. The white man is naturally privileged, He's

(25:22):
naturally an oppressor just by the fact that that's how
he was born. So since he's at fault for everything,
how do you stop speaking like this? Like Iowa Governor
RealD let's learn more about the state. Do you know
what percentage of Iowans are white and what percentage are black?

(25:42):
Picture this, it's a really weird ham fisted analogy, but
picture this picture. Pittler's taken over Germany for a few years.
Let's say the economy's humming along. He skips the whole
invading everyone thing. But you know what the real central
plank of Nazism was. Everyone really knows it. It's that

(26:03):
the Jews are at fault for everything. You don't like.
This happened World War One. We lost it because of
the Jews, because the Jewish subversion. You lost your home.
It was the Jews, the Jewish bankers, Jewish, this Jew,
this jew ju ju Jujew. It was a central part
of the Nazi system that the Jews were inherently at fault. Okay,

(26:24):
so picture this. I know it's ridiculous to think about,
but picture were a few years into Hitler's reign and
Hitler gets up and says, hey, it's not the Jews.
It actually is not the Jews. We're gonna stop talking
down to the Jews, stop talking badly about the Jews.
We Nazis are going to do things differently. What you're laughing,

(26:45):
you're rolling your eyes because of how ridiculous it is.
That's a central part of being a Nazi, A central
part of the National Socialist Party of Germany is that
the Jews are in fact at fault, that they are
in control and they are at fault. It is a
central part. If the Nazis lose that, then are they
even a party anymore? What do you even run on

(27:08):
if you're not running on that? It was always a
central part of their belief Back to the modern Democrat party,
open hatred of white men is central to them. It
explains almost everything they do. And say, how do you
walk away from that? Because you must that kind of talk.

(27:29):
I love these white ball teams. Get the white man
out of that. That kind of talk has such little
appeal now in this country. There was only a very
very brief period of time in the wake of Saint
George Floyd's death where that kind of talk had any
mass appeal at all because the country was kind of
drowning in white guilt. But the last little bit of

(27:49):
white guilt kind of evaporated during that time. No one
wants to hear anti white hatred. Nobody does. But anti
white hatred is again, it's a core part of the
modern Democrats belief system. How do they change, I don't know.
Eventually they will have to, I don't know, But it's

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Speaker 4 (29:31):
True. The Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show before we return tomorrow for ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. I'm so freaking excited. That's always a good time.
Don't forget to get your questions emailed in now to
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Doesn't sound like Trump's
done with the old tariff threat.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Well, you're asking me a question a period in here.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Am I going to impose tariffs on the European Union?
Do you want the truthful answer or should I give
you a political answer?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Absolutely not playing games with these old tariff things. Jesse,
you're such a man. The dishes you bought your wife
for Christmas, she probably put them away for a special
occasion so they don't get broken. If they're from a
boutique shop, that's why you don't see them, says I
can use her name. Her name is Cindy. I want

(30:32):
to give you credit, Cindy, because last night I confronted
the wife about the dishes. I walked in. I was
all fired up after we talked about it on the radio,
and I decided, I'm I'm gonna find out what's what
I'm going to find out where these dishes are. I
went to a bowtiek and I got her like there
were like one hundred ninety nine dollars dishes. I know, Chris,
they were nice. I told you, I bucked up and

(30:57):
I said, where are these dishes? Spent a fortune on
these dishes? And she said what Cindy just said to me,
almost verbatim, she said, yes, I like them, you idiot.
Those are for special occasions, so I have them put away.
How many sets of dishes do women have hidden other places?
When I get dishes, I use dishes. I have only

(31:19):
ever had one set of dishes in my entire life.
There was no special dishes in the Kelly household. Dear
doctor Jesse with gigantic hands, your buddy Goldbar Menendez just
got eleven years in prison and you've not said a word.
Are we on the right track or is this just
a normal thing for New Jersey? Dude? This is New Jersey.
There's a reason I didn't bring this up on the show.

(31:41):
New Jersey very similar to Illinois and probably Louisiana. You're
not a politician once you get elected. You're not officially
a politician until you've been elected. And then end up
in prison for doing something horrible and corrupt. Why how
you were elected? Not a single person with two brain

(32:04):
cells to rub together woke up and read about a
New Jersey politician going to prison because they'd received illicit
gold bars and said to themselves, Wow, I'm stunned. It's
New Jersey. Of course you're gonna take gold bars. That's
part of everything. Burger Master Jesse, I tried to twist
your recipe, or I try to twist on your recipe.

(32:25):
I hope you appreciate because it's acceptably white trash. I
pulled out your beloved Chipotle Tabasco sauce and added in
powder from one of those eighty nine cent ranch dip
mix packs, not so much to dry out the meat,
but enough to give it a punch of ranch flavor
in every bite. His name is Matt Well. I don't

(32:46):
support it, Matt, and I don't support you at all.
That sounds disgusting that said those little packets. Be on
the lookout from this from now on. Because my old
man rest in peace. Dad. My own man used to
love love Vadalia onions. It was a Vadalia onion freak.
You've heard of Vadalia onions. Chris, Chris, what's wrong with you? Corey? Oh,

(33:07):
Corey doesn't like onions? You know what? You guys most suck. Anyway,
my dad loved Vadalia onions. They're wonderful. I think there's
only special seasons. And whenever they would come out, we
go down to the grocery store and we get some.
And in our grocery store is in Montana. I think
it was safe Way, but Safeway is national. They should
have it everywhere. In safe Way, they had these little

(33:28):
packets in the onion section that were for onion rings,
homemade onion rings. It didn't cost anything. When I was
a kid, it was something like twenty five cents. There
were basically nothing. They made the best freaking homemade onion
rings you've ever had in your life, fresh Vidalia onions,
onion rings. Stuff. Gosh, I miss him, but that's why

(33:50):
Legacy Box is hooking me up. Legacy Box has done
something for me, and I will be for ever grateful
for them. I didn't have a lot of my dad digitally,
meaning on digital phone videos and pictures. I have some,
but not many. Most of the memories with my dad

(34:14):
were hunting or vacation or skin in a deer or
something like that. It's all hard copy pictures. Well, I
want to look at that stuff right now during the
personal break, when I'm thinking about my dad, I want
to look it up. So what do I do? I
got a Legacy Box where they digitize all that stuff
for me. You you have VHS tapes, old you know,
family home videos, baby books, wedding albums, grandpa's old World

(34:37):
War two picture. You need to get that stuff in
a Legacy box and ship it to them. They'll ship
it back to you, but they'll also digitize all of
it for you, so you have it forever. That stuff
should be on your phone, that should be on a
thumb drive, it should be on your iPad. That's what
Legacy Box will do for you. You save fifty percent.

(34:58):
You buy the box. Now, you send it to them whenever.
There's no time limit, but by the box when you
can save fifty percent legacybox dot com slash Jesse, save
those memories on to something that lasts. All right, the
pictures will fade water in time, will get them digital lasts.
Go get that all right? All right, and now here's

(35:20):
a headline by go you know you know.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
The thing headlines we didn't get to.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Russia's biggest oil firm accused of putting call girls on retainer.
Can't even find an American company to give you health insurance.
Trump announces DOJ task force to eradicate anti Christian bias. Ah,
he did, Pam Bondi's all over that. I hope she
digs into it. I would prefer if we didn't have

(35:50):
a female pastor in charge of the Faith Counsel of
the White House. But it is what it is. Cocaine
is no worse than whiskey and would be sold like
wine if leged worldwide, according to Columbia's president, Gosh, Columbia
sounds amazing. More proof USAID care packages are found with
Hezbollah weapons in Lebanon. You think this USAID story is

(36:14):
about done. As we peel back layers and layers and
layers of this onion, like a Vedalia onion, we continue
to find it gets worse and worse and worse and worse.
And I'm just gonna warn you right now. Tomorrow you're
gonna wake up and you're gonna grab the newspaper or
whatever digital newspaper you grab, and you're gonna read about

(36:38):
even more horrible things tomorrow. America's communists really have been
using our money for communist revolutions all around the world,
including here. Iran's Revolutionary Guards unveil the first drone carrier
in the Gulf. Iran's doing a bunch of this muscle
flexing show of force stuff to try to show Trump

(36:59):
they're not afraid. This is all about negotiating tactics, because
Trump has already said you're not allowed to have a
nuclear weapon. I'm not gonna let you have it. So
they're all just right now. Everyone's puffing their chest out
trying to get a better deal in the coming negotiations.
No one's worried about Iran's drone carrier. Obama isn't here anymore.
They're not going to take the Navy hostage. Ag Pambas

(37:21):
Bondi orders the DOJ to pause all funding for sanctuary cities.
It's good that she's doing it. I won't act like
it's that significant. You know, you pause all funding for
New York City. Is it going to hurt New York
City in some way? Sure? But you know how this works.
They'll find a way to trim services for this group

(37:42):
that won't get too mad, and that group that won't
get too mad, it's not going to stop them from
doing all the things they're doing. Oh look at this.
Iran ready for new Trump talks and ending the nuclear
program is achievable, they say, so. Of course they'll come
up with a deal shortly. The deal from me is
I will be back tomorrow to do this again for

(38:03):
ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all
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