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February 13, 2025 37 mins

Don’t let bitterness consume you. Mitch McConnell voted against RFK, no surprise there. The commie rot is still in the military, it will take time to correct that. The uncertainty of a trade war. Going to North Korea. The dumbest people in America end up in congress. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday, where the winds
just keep stacking up and I am.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Enjoying every bit of it.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
We'll talk a little bit about this RFK junior confirmation today.
Mitch McConnell's petty and ridiculous and sad. In fact, we'll
talk about that here in just a second. They ran
a poll in California for who they'd prefer be the
Democrat nominee next time, and man, they are in some.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Serious trouble over there.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
All that. Apparently we had an aircraft carrier run into something.
Tours of North Korea and so much more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show in our
final hour, and now I'm going to begin here. RFK
Junior got confirmed today, got sworn in today, gave a
little speech from the White House, and not gonna play
all that stuff. But something else happened today that was

(01:12):
a very familiar thing, something we've noticed over and over
again during the confirmation process. Mitch mcconnald voted against it.
The nominee got confirmed anyway, Yet Mitch McConnell voted against it,
and McConnell gave some long excuse, I survived polio and
vaccines and all that other stuff. But he voted against

(01:34):
really all the nominees. And this is not to bag
on Mitch McConnell, who I can't stand. He's old, he
should retire, he's this is I'm taking this as a
lesson for me, and maybe maybe it should be a
lesson for you as well. There are a million parables

(01:55):
and proverbs out there about the warnings of bitterness. You
can have conflict with people, you can have arguments, you
can have fights, but bitterness is one of those things
that seeps into your bones and can destroy your life.

(02:18):
And I have known people like this. In fact, I'm
thinking of one of my buddies who is still struggling
with this. He went through this terrible. It was one
of those ugly, ugly divorces. Maybe you've been through one
of those. But of course he hates his ex wife
and the process. Obviously, the divorce process is not great

(02:39):
for anybody in this country, but it's actually terrible for men.
All the laws are stacked against men. He's so full
of bitterness at her, at women in general, at the government,
at anything else. Obviously has plenty of axes to grind there,
I get it, but it has consumed him. And I've
known this guy for twenty years. Yeah, twenty years. I've

(03:04):
known this guy, and he was he was almost always
one of those guys who brightened me up and I
realized I'm a pretty happy person anyway. But no matter
what if he walked in, no matter what we were doing,
whether we're at a partying somewhere or neighborhood, or you
meet him at a wedding, he was the guy with

(03:27):
the smile from across the room that you could tell
it was palpable. Whenever we walked in, we would oh, geez,
I'm not gonna give out his name. I'm gonna call
him Bob.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
How good Bob's here? Oh gosh, here.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
We go, because you know he's gonna show up and
laugh and be goofy and everything else, and then goes
through this awful divorce. No one even wants to be
around him now for now, Bob, the whole world's against
him at all times, and everything sucks.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hey, Bobby, you want to go do that? You want
to go play darts? Darts suck.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Hey Bob, you're wanna go catch a movie. There's a
sweet the new John Wick's coming out. Hey, we love
watching people get shot in the head. No, that's Hollywood's trash.
Everything sucks. Hey Bob, he's a Republican. Hey Bob, Trump
won and he's doing great things right.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, he's moving forward. It's great. I talked to him
two weeks ago. He's moving forward. It's great, it's awesome.
He screw it all up. Everything sucks.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Don't let bitterness seep into your bones. Whatever has happened
with your husband, wife, friend, neighbor, work, the country, itself.
Bitterness at maybe you're a veteran, bitterness at how you
got screwed over in your service.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's very common thing. I'm not saying.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm not saying you weren't wronged by whoever or whatever
entity you're bitter at. I'm not saying that at all.
Bitterness destroys you. Look at Mitch McConnell, look at what
he was versus what he is in the end, it's

(05:10):
only because of bitterness. Mitch McConnell has been for the longest,
longest time, really, for most of my life, the most
powerful Republican in Washington, DC. Definitely for most of my
political life. Now I realized Trump probably overtook him in
the power department during the first four years, but barely

(05:31):
you want to talk about controlling the GOP having a
firm hold on the GOP.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Mitch McConnell.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
That makes him one of the most powerful people on
the planet.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Mitch McConnell, in very.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Recent memory, was one of the most powerful people on
planet Earth. If Mitch McConnell flew to Saudi Arabia and
Mitch McConnell on a whim decided he wanted a meeting
with the royal family, Mitch McConnell's one phone call away
from getting a meeting with the royal family. If Mitch

(06:07):
McConnell flew to England, then he wanted to meet the
Queen before she died. Mitch mcconnald's one phone call away
from meeting the Queen? Could you ever pull.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Off meeting the Queen? I could ever pull off meeting
the Queen.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It would be a phone call for Mitch McConnell, Hey,
miss Queen, your your majesty or whatever they call her,
Mitch McConnell, she would know his name, Mitch McConnell wants
to sit down for a spot of tea. See that, Chris,
What Chris? He would get his spot of tea. And
now Mitch McConnell is aging quickly and deteriorating physically.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
To mock him for that, even though I can't stand him,
because age comes for all of us, maybe it's come
for you. He's being wheeled around the Capitol in a wheelchair.
And his final acts in Washington, DC, this man who
could have had an audience with the Queen if he
ever so does, his final acts in Washington DC are

(07:05):
just voting again, impotently, I might point out, impotently voting
against Trump's nominees just because he doesn't like Trump.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Bitter and miserable. Don't end your life like that.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I I it's the Kelly nature to hold grudges.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I will not end my life like that. I will
not do that.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Imagine having that kind of peak fame and wealth and
everything else, and you end your life as a petty, bitter,
spiteful old man just trying to poke Trump in the
ribs one more time on the way.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Out the door. What Chris, what Chris?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Said, Am I gonna give up all my grudges at
like seventy No, I don't. When I say I hold grudges,
I don't hold on to bitterness. I cut people off,
but I don't sit and dwell on them. If you
were a friend or a family member who who did
me wrong in some terrible way, Certainly, if you did
me wrong publicly, I just block youhim, delete your number,

(08:15):
and I'll never think about you again. I'm not sitting
around bitter about I'm talking about that thing in human nature.
And I've done it myself in the past too, that
human nature thing where.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You've been wronged and you just sit around stewing on it.
It's just and soon it just consumes you.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It is a poison that seeps into your bones. Look
no further than Mitch McConnell. Actually Trump talked about it today.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Well, I feel sorry for Mitch, and I was one
of the people that led. He couldn't. He wanted to
go to the end and he wanted to say leader.
He wasn't.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
He's not equipped mentally, He wasn't equipped ten years ago mentally.
In my opinion, he'd let the Republican Party go to hell.
If I didn't come along, the Republican Party wouldn't even
exist right now.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mitch mconnell never really had it.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
He had an ability to raise money because of his
position as leader, which anybody could do.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
You could do it even then that's saying a lot.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'd love how Trump throws in a jab at the
reporters on the way out. But yeah, Mitch mcconald votes
against RFK, votes against this, votes against that came out
today because Trump was talking about tariffs and came out
and slammed tariffs, which I don't care whether you love.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Tariffs or hate tariffs. I don't care that he's slammed tariffs.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
But Mitch McConnell is going to finish his days impotently
sniping at Donald Trump until he dies in the United
States Senate more than anything. Isn't that sad? And we
should all take that. I know I take that as
a lesson. I look at these guys like Mitch McConnell,

(09:52):
and I try to learn my lesson from what they've
done with themselves. When I'm Mitch McConnell's age, if I
ever get up there like that, my health is failing,
and maybe I'll have maybe I'll be in a wheelchair.
Maybe I'll be in a hospital bed, and stuff happened
time and chance happens to us all as the Bible says.
If I'm ever there, I'm not gonna be bitter. I'm

(10:12):
gonna be talking to my grandkids. I'm gonna be joking
around until the Good Lord takes me home. Don't let
bitterness ruin your life. Don't end up like Mitch McConnell.
All right, Trump did talk a little bit of tariff
stuff today.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hang on, we'll come back with that. This is the
Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
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Reminding you you can and should email your ask doctor
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Before we get to Democrats maybe being in some twenty

(10:53):
twenty eight trouble and emails and other things.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Trump talked about tariffs today on trade.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I have to shine in for a fairness that I
will charge a reciprocal tariff meeting whatever countries charged the
United States.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Of America, we will charge them no more, no less.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
In other words, they charge US tax or tariff, and
we charge them the exact same tax or terriff.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
For simple Nobody.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Knows what that number is unless you go by the
individual country.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
You can see what it is.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
If you go to the individual country and you look
at what they're charging us, in almost all cases they're
charging us vastly more than we charge them.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
But those days are over.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, And he did issue a warning.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I've been telling you about this, there's going to be
some pain to come. Well.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I think what's going to go up is jobs are
going to go up, and prices could go up somewhat
short term, but prices will also go down. And I
think the farmers are going to be helped by this
very much because product is being dumped into our country
and our farmers are going to hurt very badly by
the last administration. Jobs are going to be helping our
farmers are going to be help our manufacturers are going

(12:06):
to be helped. And again, if somebody wants to come in,
including the car companies, if they want to come in
and build car plants, they'll do it without tariffs, and
therefore prices won't go up. There could be some short
term disturbance, but long term, it's gonna it's gonna make
our country a fortune.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
That's the gamble you make with trade war stuff. That's
that's what that's the gamble. If you're Donald Trump and
you believe in tariffs, and he does, he always has
the gamble. Is I slapped this tariff on you? Yes,
you're going to raise your prices in response to the
tariff to the American people. Whatever product that happened, will
make it cars because he was just stalking cars. Yes,

(12:46):
the cars, they'll go up. But the tariff is so
painful for you as a company, we'll call it General Motors.
The tariff is so painful for you that you stop
making your cars in Mexico, Co. And you bring them
back home, thus expanding American jobs. Now, contrary to what

(13:09):
anybody tells you, I'm just gonna I'm not trying to
burst your bubble. But nobody knows how this is going
to turn out. Nobody does. Trade wars have gone both
ways many many times. There have been many trade wars
throughout history, and sometimes they end great. Sometimes they end,
you know, with the jobs coming back home, and sometimes

(13:32):
they don't. Sometimes every other country just ramps up their
trade war.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
And you get pillaged.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Look that that tariff stuff is part, a huge part
of what drove us into the Great Depression, that that
tariff stuff. Then we got tariff back, and I don't
know where we're going from here. I know that's the thinking,
that's the mentality, and.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
We shall see how it all works out. Jesse.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I'd like to get a copy of the audio that
Jesse played about the Communists describing how to gradually take
over a country. Okay, maybe I forgot to announce this
more because I always forget, even though my mentor Michael
Berry reminds me that you have new listeners all the
time when the show's growing, especially why this one's growing.
You have new listeners all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
So I make the.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Mistake of motoring through certain things that I shouldn't motor through,
just because I'm used to so many people who've been
listening forever. Uri Besmanov, Why you are I? And I'm
not even gonna bother trying to spell Besmanov here on
national radio?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Definitely not live. Who was he?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
He was part of the KGB, the Soviet KGB. He
likes so many other Soviets. As soon as he got
the chance defected to the American West. He came over
here and Chris, I wasn't gonna mention that it was Canada.
And don't turn your nose up at Canada, Chris. They're

(14:59):
going through the same one thing we just went through
with that dirtball Trudeau up there. That have some sympathy
on our northern brothers, Chris, anyway, Canada. Oh, by the way,
Trump talked about Canada.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Today, Governor Trudeau.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Called him governor anyway.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Uri Besmanov KGB defected over the United States of America.
When he defected here, he did now, he did a
series of lectures and things. There's plenty of Yury Bezmanov
stuff out there, but he did a long sit down
with I'm misplacing the guy's name. I lost it by now.
He did a long sit down interview with a guy

(15:39):
and it's I think it's an hour and a half
if I remember, because I've watched the whole thing several times.
It's all available on YouTube, and it's available for free.
Just go to YouTube and look up Yuri Besmanov and
you will see it. It's on there and it's free.
And if I may, you know, this is one of
those things you could turn on in the background or
maybe would be benefit sure to watch for your kids,

(16:01):
watch with your kids, or something like that if you
have some. It is an incredible watch or listen. You
don't necessarily have to watch, but it really brings home
how purposeful the Soviet Union was about bringing communism here,
bringing communism to the West. There's a great book about
this as well, but it's very long and very brutally detailed,

(16:26):
and honestly I found it a tough read, and I
love the subject. The book is called Sword and Shield.
It was from another Soviet defector. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,
did you try Sword and Shield? Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, Chris did too. Chris is already rolling his eyes. Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Sword and Shield is a difficult read, all right, it's
it is. But the Yuri bezmanav YouTube thing is something
anyone can consume, and he just explains they had a plan.
The dirty commis in the in the Soviet Union had
a plan.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
They knew.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
They always knew they were not going to take down
America militarily. They tried to keep pace as best they could,
starving all their people to death and spending all their
money on missiles. But they knew economically, they just didn't
have it, but they thought they could take advantage of
our freedom and bring communism here and get us from within.
So much of what you see was done on purpose.

(17:19):
And now we have our own homegrown communists who don't
even most of them don't even know that's what they are.
They don't know they're actually trained Soviet communists, just several
generations removed, by the way, What are you doing to
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(17:40):
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(18:02):
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(18:23):
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discussing how enormous my hands are really quickly on the
Democrats before we do the emails, do you want to.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Talk about lost.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I'm just I'm just not sure they have what it
takes to get it together in the short term. I'm
looking here at a poll. This is just in California,
mind you, it's not a national poll. But they were
asking about who the who people prefer to be the
twenty twenty eight nominee. Newsom was the comfortable leader at

(19:31):
twenty seven percent. After him was Pete Boudageed Kamala Harris,
Amy klobaschar Josh Shapiro, Gretchen, Whitmer, Booker, Pritzker, Gallego, and Moore.
But Gig and Harris were each at fifteen percent. Newsom
was at twenty seven. The rest of them were at six. Now,

(19:56):
Newsome I could see being formidable, if for no other
reason than the money he raises. Please don't email me
and tell me GAVENU some sucks. I know GAVINU some sucks.
I'm aware of that, and I'm aware that he's had
all kinds of bad optics after this La wildfire thing.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
But anybody who can raise that much money and be
governor of our richest, most powerful state is somebody you
need to keep your eye on politically. In case a
Gavin Newsom the leader in the clubhouse, but their next
two are the rear Admiral and Dome. Again, they are
in some trouble. And when you combine that with the

(20:35):
things they're saying in.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Cos you had mentioned trying to engage more women in manufacturing,
I'm just wondering if just the name manufacturing sounds like
a guy.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
That's a Democrat member of Congress. Shaikowski is her name.
I'm not even kidding. Oh wait, that we could go
back to this guy at the route to hands off
of our money town.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
You must, or we could talk to Watson Coleman.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
Black excellence scares Donald Trump, it scares Steven Miller, and
it scares Elon Musk because you know what, deep down
they recognize their own mediocrity.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Democrats might not have power back for quite some time now.
Speaking of power, we have quite a bit of work
to do. While we're all celebrating all the winds. We
had an aircraft carrier slam into a merchant vessel in
the Mediterranean Sea. Do you have any idea how the
aircraft carriers are and how big merchant vessels are.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
They're enormous, And do.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
You have any idea how many things are in place
on a naval vessel to prevent any sort of a
collision from ever being a possibility. It's not as if
it's one dude, Hey, some guy stays up too late
the night before and nods off for a split second, and.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Oh, what's that we slammed into the merchant marines. No,
that's not how.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
There are redundancies there, and we ran a United States
aircraft carrier costs like half a trillion dollars for one
of those and we just slammed one into a merchant vessel.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
We we do.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Have to remember, in all of our jubilee that we're
all feeling right now, we do have to remember that
the communist rot has really, really degraded us in many ways,
including militarily, and it's.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Going to take time to get healthy again. And in the.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Same way, you know, if you get yourself too fat,
like I'm a little too fat right now. I know
I don't look at I'm six eight, but I'm a
little too fat right now. You get yourself too fat,
you wake up one day and you start working out.
You knock out a couple of workouts, your muscles are sore,
and you go, you go, stand on the scale and
you weigh the same thing you weighed before. You look

(23:14):
at yourself in the mayor and you're just as tubby
and frumpy as you were before.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
And that's where I am right now.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
We're frumpy right now, we wor cupcakeing over the old belt.
Right now, we are in bad shape and it's gonna
take time to get it right. But hey, that's the
bad news. The good news is if you are looking
to lose weight, got a little headline that'll help you
out here. Western tour operators enter North Korea for the

(23:41):
first time since the pandemic. Are you struggling to lose weight,
having a hard time putting down the ice cream and pizza?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I've been there. I had a pizza a little while ago.
Just go to North Korea. You will drop pounds. What, Chris,
You will drop pounds quickly? Chris? Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
You sick freak?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was making a joke. You want to go?

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Why?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
What is in North Korea?

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I'm dying to hear this. What is in North Korea
you would like to hear? I'd like to see?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
And by the way, if you happen to spit on
the sidewalk or fart inside or something, you're gonna end
up in a goolag that them tearing your teeth out
of your head. What do you What is the beautiful
site of North Korea you'd like to see?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Please? Chris, expand on this.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
You want to see if you'd make it back? Okay,
I actually respect that. That's a very guy answer. I
respect that. I respect that.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Are there any Jews in North Korea? They're none?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Is I didn't think they had any ethnic diversity whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Those commedis don't tend to be all that tolerant. You'd
stick out like a sore thumb. Chris.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Just go walk down Pyongyang or whatever they call it,
asking for a bagel, and see how far you get.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Just see how for you, see how it works out
for you, Jesse.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
I believe Elon Musk is on the war path because
the system corrupted his son, so he thinks he's a girl.
In the same way the communists cre Trump two point zero.
They made a formerly a political person an anti communist Zelot.
I actually completely agree with this. And Elon Musk has
said something, Chris, see if you can find that, because

(25:12):
I've seen him say something to that effect before. Elon
Musk's son got all twisted up by that training nonsense.
And Elon Musk, I believe, by his own emission, it's
probably somewhere on the spectrum, probably somewhere on the autism spectrum.

(25:32):
We all know somebody like that. And those people, oftentimes
it's like they have a superpower of obsessing on things. Honestly, I, oh,
you haven't already, Chris, Oh, go ahead, play it, play it.

Speaker 11 (25:46):
I was essentially tricked into signing documents for one of
my older boys, Zayer. This is before I had really
any understanding what was going on, and we had COVID
gone on, and so there was a lot of confusion,
and you know, I was told, oh, you know, Savor
might commit suicide. I was straight into doing this and

(26:11):
it wasn't explained to me that puberty blocks are actually
just sterilization drugs. So anyway, and so I lost my
son essentially.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
So you know they.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
They quote dead naming for a reason. Yeah, all right,
So the reason it's quote dead naming is because your
son is dead. So my son Isabor is dead, killed
by the woke mind.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Virus, killed by the Wolke mind virus. So picture this.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Elon Musk, a two time Obama voter, is somewhere on
the autism spectrum. It admittedly obsessive human being. People on
that spectrum. I know many people. I'm actually good friends
with the buddy who's on that spectrum. He will obsess
on something and that you, if you're not on that spectrum,
can't imagine. I'm telling you it can be a superpower.

(27:04):
I really believe that. So you take somebody with an
IQ through the roof who is obsessive obsessive. They can't
let something go. It's easy for you or I to say,
just let it go. They can't let it go. You
take an obsessive genius with unlimited amounts of money and
you destroy his son, and now his newest obsession is

(27:27):
destroying you. It's no wonder democrats are not taking it well.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
All of this country are being violated because all of
our privacy is being taken up by Elon Mosk and Trump,
and we don't know what all they have on us.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
What would you do if somebody hurt your son, destroyed
your son, Well, I know what I do. I'm going
to tell you right now. They're violent things. You heard
one of my sons, I'll kill you. I will one
hundred recent I'll kill you. Elon Musk, the richest man
in the world, somewhere on the spectrum, is obsessed with

(28:06):
going after the people who destroyed his boyeesh. Sucks to
be you, commies. Try to be a little less demonic
next time. By the way, you want to learn some things.
We all want to be wiser. I want to be wiser,
not that I can be much wiser, but look at
all the help Chris needs, everybody needs, help getting wiser.
That's where Hillsdale College comes in. Hillsdale College offers more

(28:31):
than forty free online courses for people like Chris who
don't know anything about anything. If you have an interest
in the rise and fall in the Roman Republic, they
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Speaker 1 (28:42):
You want to.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Learn more about the Constitution, they have a free course
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How great is that?

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And no cost, no cost Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse.
Just go and roll and start Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
One more segment left. Hang on.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Feeling a little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social
at Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
But I will see you tomorrow for an ask Doctor
Jesse Friday and Man Alive. There's been so much good,

(29:29):
but the bad hurts too. I mean the good hurts
because what is the good right now? The good is
exposing all the government corruption that's out there, finding out
just how horrible they are. But I'm gonna play this
thing from Lee Zelden again. I played it earlier about
what the Biden administration did. Burn this into your mind.

(29:52):
We cannot afford four more years of a Democrat ever
until a Democrat party changes. I don't care how much
Donald try Rump fixes during this four years. I don't
care how much they expose, how much they drained the swamp.
The United States of America cannot afford, cannot afford four
more years of a democrat. Here's Lee Zelden.

Speaker 13 (30:14):
An extremely disturbing video circulated two months ago featuring a
Biden EPA political appointee talking about how they were tossing
gold bars off the Titanic, rushing to get billions of
your tax dollars out the door before Inauguration Day. The
gold bars were tax dollars, and tossing them off the

(30:35):
Titanic meant the Biden administration knew they were wasting it. Fortunately,
my awesome team at EPA has found the gold bars.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Eight million dollars to the left wing NGO. This is
one of the courses they taught. This is all your money. Remember,
this is your money. While you can't afford eggs. Eight
million dollars went to this hat.

Speaker 10 (30:56):
Today's virtual roundtable is entitled Identify and Disrupting Your Whiteness
a workshop addressing power and privilege toward anti racist spaces
the time. Whiteness refers to race privilege, a way of
seeing the world, and a set of cultural practices that
are usually unmarked and unnamed. Whiteness is often unrecognized, particularly

(31:18):
by people who identify as white.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Whiteness is often unrecognized these freaking psychopads. Again, this your money,
three million dollars for a rapper in Gaza.

Speaker 14 (31:30):
Since I uncovered over three million dollars to a rap
artist in Gaza producing anti Israel, anti Semitic songs, is
that the best use of American taxpayer dollars I would venture?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
And just now they're getting to the irs, so I.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Think that the Internal Revenue Service will be looked at
like everybody else, just about everybody's going to be looked at.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
So it's they're doing a hell of a job.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It's so amazing, and we haven't even gotten to the Pentagon.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
You know what else needs to happen is we need
accounting of every single tax dollar that's been spent over there,
because remember right now, we have zero because Congress never
would vote for an audit of the money, and the
White House. The Biden White House never would do one.
We need to know exactly how this money has been
spent all these years. And if you think USAID is
a corrupt thing, just wait till we see how our

(32:26):
money has been spent. We need to know it. And
I'm glad the President is going to bring this to
a close.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
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need to start taking your relief factor right now. I
actually don't think relief factor can help with any emotional pain,
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(33:38):
latest with Chris and mustard Gait? His name is Albert. Hey, Chris,
where's the mustard at the homemade mustard?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
We were prom no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
This guy's right. We were promised mustard like two months ago.
We were going to have a mustard off and there's
been no mustard.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
What are you doing? Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Here we go here with the more excuses, my kids
in a cask, all this other stuff. Chris, As I
told you before, don't kid a kidder. I've had two
kids for sixteen years now. Actually I've had one for sixteen,
one for fourteen. I know all about using the kids
as an excuse to get out of things you don't

(34:19):
want to do.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Chris.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Look, Chris was one ever in a cask? Oh, I
had one of my kids, James. I. It was like
the first time Bob ever left me alone with him.
She went to the grocery store. So of course I
started tickling with him. We were playing and wrestled around
and he was giggling and he was sitting up on
the bed and our bed was underneath a window and

(34:42):
the window sill was a super sharp ledge and I
tickled him and he threw himself back and boom, splits
open the back of his head. It's like the worst
moment of my life. So we got to take him
to the hospital. Right, he's gotta split open the head again.
Not the end of the world yet, but we get there.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
They have to stay the back of his head. He's moving.
He was too young. He was gosh, he was two
months old. He was young young. So they had to.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Roll him up like a burrito in a hospital sheet
so they could staple the back of his head. Imagine
what that would be. How claustrophobic and frigging miserable would
you be? So there was that Luke snapped his arm
into like a twig, and I don't mean broke it,
I mean snapped it where he picked it up and
the end of it was hanging off the Oh yeah, oh, oh,
I know about dude.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I have boys. I have boys.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You send them out back to pooper scoop the lawn
and you'll see their sword fighting with the equipment.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
They're boys, man, Luke. I gave Luke a.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Burnap pistol and I'm sitting in the living room, I'm thinking,
what is that freaking noise? Luke's out back just churning
through rounds and the burner pistol.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Dude, you don't they're boys. Man. Just be glad you
have a girl.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Chris, So again, don't give me the kid excuses, and
don't distract me.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Where is the mustard? Let me ask you.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I'm just the last question. Have you even started the mustard?
Not even started it? Okay, So I think we can
all set the mustard thing aside.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I pretty much I won. That's all I want. And
now here's a headline. Why you know the steam know
the thing? Headlines?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
We didn't No, I did win, Chris, I did win.
You can't say hold on now, I win by forfeit.
This was supposed to take place two months ago.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You clearly can't get it. You clearly don't want to
get it done. I know what this looks like.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I know what this is. You don't want to get
it done. You can't get it done.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
It's not well. Next month. What's the date today? What
is it? The thirteenth?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
The thirteenth, Okay, Corey, write that down on the calendar.
By the thirteenth, We have a mustard off or Chris
is a worthless liar and he loses and now he's
a headline.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Why you know the steam know the.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Thing headlines we didn't get to.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Starbucks is being sued because its workforce has become more
female and less white. Gosh, is it's so awesome how
often Starbucks gets kicked by all the lefty turds they've
been trying to cater to for years. Panama says it
received the first plane of US deporties.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Anything about Panama other than that it's in Central America.
All I know is I've wanted to go to Panama
forever because I why, Chris.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
You ever heard of Panama? Jack?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
I don't even know who that is, but he sounds
really cool, and Panama sounds like an exotic place where
you can eat delicious pineapples. Tomorrow, is asked doctor Jesse Friday.
We will have a good time, that's all.
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