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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Friday, a Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day. I'm here to give you the gift
you really want on this Valentine's Day, and that, of course,
is three wonderful hours of the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show.
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And we have so many great questions, great things happening
in the world. JD Vance went and gave a speech
in front of the European Union today and I don't
know if this counts as the political version of a swearly.
You ever heard of a swirly? But JD Vance went
over and gave the EU a swearly right to their
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faces and it was amazing and we will talk about
that tonight. I of course have asked doctor Jesse questions
on everything from Valentine's Day to Trump's approval numbers, to
Democrats why they make fun of other people? Someone wants
to know why don't why don't people like Hamas? I
don't understand it completely, meaning why does nobody want to
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take in the Palestinians? All that so much more coming
up tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly's show. I
want to begin here because I'm excited. I'm excited because
it feels like it's not just you and me who
understand the internal threats are the threats on the planet
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right now. It appears that our political leaders, at least
some of them, understand this as well. As we've talked
about so many times on this show. The most frightening
thing happening in the world today, by a it's not China,
it's not Russia, it's not terrorism, it's not. The most
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frightening thing happening in the world today is Western civilizations,
Western societies like ours, including ours, taking all those guns,
all that government power, and slowly but surely turning those
guns inward against their own citizens. It is happening in
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the United States of America. It is that happening in Canada.
Every Canadian listening is not in their head right now.
It's happening in the UK, it's happening in Germany, it's
happening in France. It's the quote free societies of this
country that really have been the vanguard of things like
freedom of speech. Freedom that we'll just we'll leave it
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at that one right there. Freedom of speech. We take
that for granted, because we've always had it. I know,
I take it for granted. We've always had it. If
I wanted to right now, if I wanted to go
on the internet and say Donald Trump is a stupid
idiot and JD. Vance is a piece of crap, I
hate them. Screw those guys. I hope they stub their toes.
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I have total freedom. And you're laughing because it's not
a big deal, right, It's no big deal. Of course,
you could say that for much for most of human history.
You say that about the highest appointed leader in the country,
a king or whatever, you're dead dead. But here Western civilization,
we are free. But something happened. Over the course of
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the years. We got wealthy. We got lazy, the citizenry,
we got lazy, meaning we stop paying enough attention to
our politics. Because we were wealthy, we had good jobs,
we had good societies. And the second you start neglecting
your politics is the second evil demons take it over.
And evil demons have been occupying Western governments now for
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some time, tyrants who only want more power and money
for themselves. In evil tyrants, when they take over the government,
they look at all those government guns, all that government force,
and they don't see something that protects the country from
external forces. They see an opportunity, an opportunity to take
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all that force, all that power, aim it at your
political enemies, and ensure you will rule as a king
for ages. If you're sitting there thinking, wow, that's us,
no matter what country you're in, United States, Canada, whatever,
you should know it's not just you Western civilization. This
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has been happening for decades now, and it's really ramped
up in the past I would say ten twenty years
to a frightening level. The United States of America alone,
FBI agents running around arresting pro lifers in response to
a Supreme Corps ruling they didn't like. That's horrifying, beyond
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horrifying that we've gotten there. It's a country. But you
and I can scream about that all day long. What
we have needed, what we have needed is people with
the guts to get into power and fight back against
that system from within the system. We have needed that
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because we can't have this us against the government thing forever.
We won't last as a country if we feel like
the contract is broken. And that brings me to JD
Vance and the things he said today. I you know,
you know, I'm not a man worshiper, and I'm definitely
not a fan of any politician. JD. Vance included, I
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like what I'm seeing so far. I just try to
avoid ever being a Pom Palm waving fan. But to
stand in front of the European Union and speak like
this inspired me, and I hope it inspired you. Boldness, America,
this is what we always should have been. As every
other Western country started to give in to tyranny and
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turn its guns inward, America should have always been the
one saying no, stop, remain free, quit what you're doing,
Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But while the Trump administration is very concerned with European
security and believes that we can come to a reasonable
settlement between Russia and Ukraine, and we also believe that
it's important in the coming years for Europe to step
up in a big way to provide for its own defense,
the threat that I worry the most about visa e
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Europe is not Russia, it's not China, it's not any
other external actor.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And what I worry about is.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
The threat from within the retreat of Europe from some
of its most fundamental values, values shared with the United
States of America.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, Chris, I don't know if he listens to the show,
but look, I don't care if he does, and I
don't care what the reasons are to hear somebody stand
in front of the Western civilization leaders and speak like this.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I look to Brussels, where EU Commission commissars warned citizens
that they intend to shut down social media during times
of civil unrest the moment they spot what they've judged
to be quote hateful content. Or to this very country
where police have carried out raids against citizens suspected of
posting anti feminist comments online as part of quote combating
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misogyny on the Internet a day of action. I looked
to Sweden, or two weeks ago, the government convicted a
Christian activist for participating in Kuran burnings that resulted in
his friend's murder, and as the judge in his case
chillingly noted, Sweden's laws to supposedly protect free expression do
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not in fact grant And I'm quoting a free pass
to do or say anything without risk offending the group
that holds that belief.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh, he went on, I'm gonna let him keep going.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I look to our very dear friends the United Kingdom,
where the backslide away from conscience rights has placed the
basic liberties of religious Britons in particular in the crosshairs.
A little over two years ago, the British government charged
Adam Smith Connor, a fifty one year old physiotherapist and
an Army veteran, with the heinous crime of standing fifty
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meters from an abortion clinic and silently praying for three minutes,
not obstructing anyone, not interacting with anyone, just silently praying
on his own. After British law enforcement spotted him and
demanded to know what he was praying for, Adam replied simply,
it was on behalf of the unborn son he and
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his former girlfriend had aboarded years before. Now, the officers
were not moved. Adam was found guilty of breaking the
government's new buffer zones law, which criminalized a silent prayer
and other actions that could influence a person's decision within
two hundred meters of an abortion facility. He was sentenced
to pay thousands of pounds in legal costs to the prosecution. Now,
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I wish I could say that this was a fluke,
a one off crazy example of a badly written law
being enacted against a single person. But no this last October.
Just a few months ago, the Scottish government began distributing
letters to citizens whose houses lay within so called safe
access zones, warning them that even private prayer within their
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own homes may amount to breaking the law. Naturally, the
government urged readers to report any fellow citizens suspected guilty
of thought crime. In Britain and across Europe, free speech,
I fear is in retreat.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You know how wonderful it is to have an American
vice president, an American political leader, to boldly stand up
in the faces of these people and speak like this.
I hope it inspires you. It inspires me, because we
have been lacking this for so long. Now it is
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time to fight back against tyranny. We are. We finally
have some people in office who believe what we believe,
and it's time to fight back against the communist infiltration
of this country. It's happening. I don't know how this
war will end, but right now I am inspired. Let's
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Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me, damn it.
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on a Friday, speaking of we don't need no education.
The old Department of Education is in serious, serious trouble
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because the Trump administration is laying them bare for the
world to see. The United States of America has for
the longest time had this horrible bureaucratic commedye agency destroying
this country, pushing cultural Marxist filth into school districts all
across the country. It's now all being exposed. They're opening
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up the books, and what we're watching right now is
the beginning of the end for the Department of Education. Gosh,
I could not possibly be happier. Let's talk about some
mass doctor Jesse question sal and shall we Jesse? You
brought up Trump's incredible approval numbers yesterday. I think people
were just hungry for basic, sensible leadership, which is exactly
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what Trump has been giving us every day. People have
been reluctant to speak out against commie insanity and fear
of being labeled some kind of racist, fascist homophobe. Having
Donald Trump speak for them, they're grateful. Well, look, his
numbers are amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Our CBS poll finds and a majority of Americans fifty
three percent approve of the job he's doing. That's a
better approval number than he ever reached during his first
term in the White House. What's driving this.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I will keep it simple, Margaret. He is doing, in
the eyes of the public, what he said he would
do in the campaign. There's political value in that. In fact,
seventy percent of people say he's doing what he promised.
That's whether they approve of him or not. Now there's
another part of this that continues over from the campaign.
There were words that he was described as being tough,
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being energetic, and he still is today in big majority numbers.
So as people take a look.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So I wanted to let that last part play because
there's another aspect to what's happening right now. Then. I'm
sure you've already seen, but it's obvious when you look
at it, there's a relief aspect. And let's talk about
the last part there. He's being seen, well, he's seen
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everywhere the American people and again this goes well beyond
you and me were different we follow this stuff, but
the American people in general, they knew something was wrong
with Joe Biden. They knew it very early on. Remember,
they acted like it was just at the end during
the debate, But it was two or three years of
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polling tracking, which we always talking about that little stuff
on the show. It showed the American people for two
or three years. We were like a year into Biden's
presidency and the American people were starting to wonder can
he handle the job? And remember they were always polling
is he fit for the job? Can he handle the job?
And here's the reality. American presidents are almost always tall.
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Did you know that during the televised era, the American
president is almost always tall? Why? Well, people don't like
to discuss these things because we all like to act
like we're better than that. But there's something about human nature.
When you are selecting a leader, you generally want a
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man who is tall. He wants he appears stronger, he
appears bigger. You are looking for strength. You want strength
in a leader, even if it's a leader you don't like.
You want strength. Petegg Seth, have you been following what
pedeg Seth has been doing at all as Secretary of Defense.
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He's forty one years old. It's my age. Forty one
years old, is in great shape. He's always been a
workout freak. But every one of these bases he's been
going to, He's been traveling around these bases. He's doing
morning pte with all the superstuds at the basis Secretary
of Defense. And I saw people saying, why is he
doing this? He's got other things to do. What this
doesn't matter at all? No, you don't understand leadership. It
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matters more than you can possibly imagine. That the big
cheese is out there sweating with me, in pain with me.
That's leadership. That's the guy you will follow to hell
and back. Napoleon was actually famous for this. He was
more than just a brilliant commander, a brilliant organizer, all
these other things. Napoleon was so loved by his men
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they would lay down and die for him. Because when
Napoleon got where they got to where they were going,
and the troops are digging ditches and chopping trees, Napoleon's
off his horse, shovel in hand, axe in hand. Let's
dig it. Julius Caesar exact same thing, famous for this.
There's a battle. Barbarians are coming for us in go.
I'm at the front of the formation, shield in hand.
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Let's get it on. Let's mix it up. It matters
a lot. Physical leadership matters a lot. The American people
watched Joe Biden the one they hardly ever saw him,
which automatically is bad. It's really really bad if you're
the American president. Where is he? What's he doing? When
they finally did see him, he generally had the seepat
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machine lines still on his face. Remember how many times
we saw those pictures he looked lost, jaw hanging open,
his wife leading member, Hey, Jill, where am I supposed
to go? Is it my party time?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Ha?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Ha ha? Remember how much I used to rant against
that that he was trying to do that endearing thing.
I'm just so dumb, and Jill's here to help me out.
And I hated it because the world watches that and
they see what a weak chump the American president is.
And so four years of that, even if you're not
an extremely political person who cares about taxes or spending
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or inflation a bit, any of those other things, four
years of that. Even if you don't like Trump personally,
which you may not, a lot of people don't. He's
very bombast the human being. You just liked it. We
have someone strong. He's speaking every day every single day
Donald Trump has spoken on camera since he's been president,
every day, answering questions, every day, out there doing things.
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It gives us a sense of relief that, well, at least,
at least we have someone in charge. Even if he's
doing something maybe you're hesitant about, maybe it's the tariff stuff. Gosh,
at least he's doing something. All right, Let's switch it
up here really quickly. I want to answer this question.
Guy wants to the lady wants to know. Why doesn't
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anybody want these Palestinians. Let's talk about that net get
the Cure for rhinos week days with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. There are great things happening
out there right now. Tom Holman's all over the news.
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He's talking about maybe going after AOC.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
And I sent an email today Deputy Tourney General. At
what level is that impedement? Is that impediment? I'm not
an attorney, I'm not a prosecute. Is that impeedment? Is
that impeding our law enforce and efforts? So what are
we going to do about it? Is she crossing the line.
So I'm working with the Department of Justice and finding
out where is that.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I love it all right, So let's get back to
the ask doctor Jesse questions. I remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, I'm
a true red hot conservative in the hard blue state
of Minnesota. My question, slash comment that maybe you can
help me with, is what is wrong with Palestinian people
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that no one wants them? If they're so bad, why
is there so much support for them? By the way,
I love your show. I listen every night on my
way home from work. Sometimes I sit in my truck
and the driveway because of what you're talking about is
so interesting. Okay, So those are two different questions, and
I'm going to answer them both. Well, why doesn't anybody
want the Palestinians? And if they're so bad, why is
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there's so much support for them? First, you know, I'm
emphatic about teaching my son's manners. Let's stay with me.
I'm going somewhere with this manners, especially table manners. Now,
keep in mind, when I say table manners, I'm not
talking about all the little, refined, sophisticated things that the
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four has to be here, and the napkin has to
be folded like that. I'm not that I don't even
know that stuff. I'm stupid in white trash. I don't
know that stuff. But things like don't talk with your mouthful,
things like keep your elbows off the table, things like
you will and we did this as soon as they
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could start talking. You will order your own food from
the waiter or waitress. You will look them in the eye.
You will speak up, you will say please, and when
they bring you something, when they refiel your water, you
will say thank you and acknowledgment of the person who
is serving you at the time. If you've met my boys,
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many of you, if I've run into you in the
airport or at events or something like that. If you've
ever met my boys, they looked you in the eye,
and they shook hands firmly like men. They hold doors
open for people. I've taught them that emphatically, will ab
and I have taught them that. Why well, to be
honest with you, I want them to have good jobs
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one day. I want them to meet a woman who
wants to marry them one day. I want them to
have friends one day. And what manners for me really
are Again, I'm not talking about make sure you fold
your napkin in the shape of a goose when you go.
I'm not talking about that. Manners for me are things
that make people more pleasant to be around. Nobody wants
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to go to dinner with the man or woman who's
talking with their mouth full, spitting food all over the place,
treating the waiter like crap. It makes you less appealing
to be around. But manners are you don't come out
of the womb automatically having them and just loving your children.
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That doesn't give it to them either. They must be
taught in a purposeful way. Okay, to the Palestinians, cultures.
Cultures are not all the same, as you know, They're
not all equal, and some of them are flat out
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awful to be around. And so Palestine, again, I'm not
going to cover all the history. I covered a bit
of that history the other day. But after Israel was
reconquered by the Jewish people, after Palestine was kind of
left there, it was this extra little place. You know
that Israel had to fight all these wars and things
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like that they were coming for them. But after all that,
the people in Palestine made a decision, They made a
society why decision that they were going to resist that
that is what they were going to do. To this day,
it's not hard to find this stuff. To this day.
You can go look at the education of Palestinian children
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and they are taught to murder Jews in school. Mothers, mothers,
you can go look a video of it. Mothers on
camera are celebrating the fact that their sons died fighting Jews.
That is the culture. The culture is go stab age you.
I don't care if you die, Go blow yourself up.
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I don't care if you die. So it's not as
if when they come out of the womb they're unpalatable.
But the culture. Remember every culture, this applies to ours,
every culture that's ever been. What is culture? Well, you
are going to get more of what you incentivize and
less of what you disincentivize. That's really what your culture is.
What do you incentivize and what do you disincentivize? Over there,
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what is incentivized is terrorism. That's what it is. Resistance, terrorism,
resistance jihad, terrorism, resistance jihad. And they're not even frankly
advanced about it. Remember, in the terrorist world, we lump
them all in together. Isis is the same as al Qaeda,
They're the same as Hesbelah, They're the same as Boko Haram.
They're the same. But that's not how at all, that's
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not at all how it works in the terrorist world. Hesbelah,
I'm not singing in their praises. Quite advanced for the
terrorist world. They've had the advantage of Iranian training, Iranian equipment,
very advanced. Hamas and the terrorist world are thought of
as the rabid, idiot dogs. Terrorists think about that. I
know that's kind of funny. But if you're at some
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Jihati bar and you're in al Qaeda and the hamasque
guy comes in, you're looking over, oh gosh, let's get
out of here before this animal breaks the whole place.
Up here we go. That's how that's their culture. Well,
what has happened is in the past, whenever there has
been any kind of a displacement of the Palestinian people
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into Egypt, which they've border, into Jordan, which they've border,
they don't walk into these countries, which are Muslim countries.
They don't walk into these countries and just kind of say,
oh man, thank goodness, happy to be here away from
those Jews, Thank goodness, Hey, Praise Allah. That's not how
it works. They walk into those countries, remember culture, they
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have been raised, they have been centivized towards violence, and
they show up in Egypt and they just can't frigging
up themselves. Stabbing people, shooting people, blowing things up. That's
how they're raised. It's what's what Mama taught me to do,
and Jordan the exact same thing. It's the challenge Trump
has right now. He's trying to use all this leverage
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because he's trying to clear out Gaza. He's trying to
get these people cleared out of there so he can
put up you know, the Ritz Carlton or whatever view
he has of the place. But they don't want them.
The King of Jordan says, I don't want those freak
people here. He finally agreed, finally to take in some
of the children. They're putting age limits on it. Why
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do you think he would put Why do you think
the King of Jordan would put age limits on it?
Because you know, at some point, hey, by the time
they're ten, they're freaking gone. At some point, you get
raised in that culture for long enough it's just too violently.
You can't be around them. You can't be around Egypt,
the exact same thing. Egypt. We got our own problems.
I'm not dealing with those Dagon people. They are raised
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violently there there. They are raised to commit acts of violence,
and they are celebrated for the acts of violence they commit.
It was a societal wide choice that has been made
over the decades that look, they were conquered. They were conquered.
They got conquered. Instead of just living with it, hey,
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let's go with it. Let's make a home here. Let's
accept the aid. Everyone gives them aid. Right, we have
to help, but we have to help instead of accepting
the aid, Let's build a civilized society. Let's hey, let's
come up with an alliance with the Israel instead of that.
They made a choice, and societies have done this before.
They made a choice. We are going to be in
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a perpetual state of war with Israel, and we are
going to raise our sons and our daughters to believe
that that is the highest calling. Well, you can take
that person and put that person in our in Antarctica.
He still can't change what he is. That's why nobody
wants them, No one wants to deal with them. Honestly,
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it's freaking sad. On top of everything else, it's freaking
sad when you think of the people born into that,
living into that. It's brutal. Now, why is there's so
much support for them? That is actually a different, different
conversation entirely. We'll talk about that in just a moment.
Before we do that, let's talk about your dog. I
bet they don't even have rough greens in Palestine. I mean,
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you talk about the people, can you imagine what it's
like for the dogs Without rough greens. They don't get
any nutrition at all. American dogs really don't get any
nutrition either, because most people just give their dogs dog food.
You see, and dog food is all brown because dog
food is all dead. Your dog's food is dead. Everything
in it is dead. They killed everything in your dog food.
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So start sprinkling rough greens on it, all natural nutritional supplement.
You understand that in thirty days, you're gonna see your dog.
Differences in your dog, their energy level, their coat, You're
going to see ad you will see differences in your dog,
their breath. They're so much healthier. Fred is just so
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much healthier. You can tell by looking at them because
they finally get nutrition, just like you when you finally
get nutrition. Eight three three three three. My dog gets
you a free Jumpstart trial bag, or you can go
to Roughgreens dot com. We'll be back. True, it's the
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Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Friday,
we got jd Vance embarrassing the entire EU. Donald Trump
has announced ten percent of the CDC's gonna get the hook.
They're just great things happening, ice raids all over the place.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
What a magnificent Valentine's Day. And don't forget get her
what she really wants today, a paperback copy of the
Anti Communist Manifesto, which is available at Jesse kellybook dot com.
Make her fall in love with you all over again
or him, ladies, great gift for the fellas. Now back
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to this lady's question before we move on to the others.
She asked why no one wants the Palestinian people and
I mentioned, well, they're raised like animals, and she said,
why is there so much support for them? It's not
necessarily that there's so much so port for them. To
stay with me here. If you if you are a communist,
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a Western communist, this applies to Canadian ones and American
ones and everything else. Your liberal ant, Peggy, this counts.
You are taught something you you you know something in
your bones. You know that Western civilization is evil. And
I know that's crazy. It's the greatest thing ever Western civilization.
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But the Communist is taught from the from the time
the other Communists get their hands on them. The Communists
is taught that Western civilization is evil. Really, that civilization
period is evil. That's why they're always trying to destroy everything.
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Every single thing they're trying, they're trying to tear If
they had their way, they would flat earth the buildings.
They would tear down the buildings, tear down all of it,
tear down the family, tear down the church, tear down
the economy, ripped down the border. There are no board borders.
They are trying to destroy Western civilization in the exact
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same way the Soviet Union was trying to destroy Western
civilization so long ago. So when it comes to Hamas,
it actually when you see all these quote pro Hamas
protests on campuses and things like that, one remember they're
paid for, paid for and organized. It's not as if
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American college students know Jack Squat about the Middle East
or any of these old conflicts, or they don't know
anything about anything. A few people get money and their
job is to organize a mob. That's their job. American
communism is funded and organized. That is not organic. But
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why are they organizing it? What is the purpose of it? Well,
Hamas represents an opposition to Western civilization for them, For
the American communist that's what they represent. It doesn't have
anything really to do with the Jews or this and that.
That's the kind of that's the language they use now.
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It manifests itself that that way. That's why the Biden
administration didn't have any idea what to do after October seventh.
They knew, well, we kind of have to kind of
have to be nice with Israel. But at the same time,
I mean, Hamas is they've got a really good point.
I mean, Western civilization does suck. And that's why November
we always talked about the tightrope Joe Biden was trying
to walk. It was great, Jesse, Why what do you
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guys do for Valentine's Day? Early on, we'd go out
for dinner, so on and so forth. Okay, so, fellas,
I'm going to give you some advice here, and ladies,
you're gonna hate this advice. I'm sorry, but life is
all about it expectations. I always say, setting the bar?
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Where are you setting the bar? Right? Why is it
that I love When I tell people I love Little
Caesars or waffle House, you get these snobby types will
turn their nose up. Ah, that's bad. How could you
like that? That's low end? That's low end. Well, when
I walk in waffle House, I don't think I'm walking
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into rus Chris Steakhouse. I'm walking into waffle House. I
understand there's gonna be a stray mushroom in my hash Browns.
I understand full well my waitress is not going to
have a full set of teeth. I know all this
going in. So my bar, my expectation level is set
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exactly where it should be. I messed up when it
comes to Valentine's Day. Bob and I we're not big.
We're not big stuff people. I don't know why we're
both that way. We're both the same way. We're not.
You know, I need a second house and a boat
and jet skis, and we just don't do any of
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that stuff. It's not really who we are. And we
don't buy big gifts for each other. In general. We'll
buy each other gifts all the time, but nothing, nothing expensive, really,
nothing too expensive, I should say, just normal normal stuff. Yo,
here's a pair of shoes. Like the last gift Aubrey
got me was a warmer from my smoked CASEO. You
plug it in, It's like, it's really cool. It rolls
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up anyway. You plug it in, you unroll it, it
lays flat. And when I smoked my case, so I said,
it on it on the counter. It keeps it warm.
Like That's the kind of stuff we get each other.
It's nothing fancy, red, basic stuff. The very first Valentine's
Day after we got married, I decided to break that
tradition and I went out and bought what for me
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at the time was a very very very expensive piece
of jewelry for abb I believe it was a necklace,
and I think it was like two hundred nine. I
officially set the bar. And now remember this is not
a materialistic woman at all, but now because I set
the bar there early every Valentine's Day. I mean more
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so than Christmas, her birthday, anything else. Ob wants to
do something nice and she wants something nice, and I
did it. It's my fault. So here's the best thing
I can tell you, the best advice I can ever
give you. Gentlemen, I'm not telling you you have to
buy your you know, a sugar packet for Valentine's Day.
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Treat her right. Sure, woman, If you got a good woman,
you treat her right. And ladies, you got a good man,
you treat him right. Today, be careful where you set
the bar early. You set the bar hi early. You're
gonna have to meet or exceed that bar every single
time Valentine's Day comes up. And I made the worst
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mistake of mistakes. So tonight, I uh, what did I
get her? I got her some ear rings. I had
to go get her some earrings. Shut up, Chris. I
got her flowers, which I had sitting out on the
counter this morning when she woke up. Had to hide
him in the garage last night and wait till she
went to bed. Anyway, I had her flowers sitting on
the counter. I got her a nice set of earrings.
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They're dangly things, shiny and tonight instead of Red Lobster
taking her out for to a steakhouse. So that's gonna
be it's gonna be expensive. I don't what, don't you laugh, Chris?
I can't wait to see where you're taking your wife tonight.
You're probably not taking her anywhere that, Chris all You
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have to take her somewhere. Oh gosh, Chris all right. Democrats,
why do they love? Why do they focus so much
on making fun of people? The Kennedy Center and somebody
he only listens once in a while. Hang on,