February 17, 2025 • 38 mins
Wild animals are not Disney animals. Daddy Jesse. Trump at Daytona. They think you are born racist. The bandwagon fan. Ending the free ride for illegals.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
what has been an amazing Monday. We'll get to Daytona Trump,
get it to Daytona five hundred. There's something confuses me
about that. I'll get to that in a moment. Talk
a bit about the communist programming. They're opposing the deportation
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of illegals in New York City. Democrats are standing together.
All that emails so much more coming up on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But it's time. I have
to do this from time to time. It's time for
Daddy Jesse to step in. Mom has been in charge
for too long. It's time for dad. Okay, because I
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saw this headline and I just you've heard me have
this talk with you before. We have to have it
again and again and again until we get things right.
The headline is tourists loses both hands trying to take
a photo with a shark in Turks and Caicos. Fifty
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five year old woman snorkeling with it just right off shore,
sees a shark and in order for a shark to
take both of her hands, she very clearly this was
a six foot shark, I might wint out very clearly
was waving her hands in its face, possibly even touching
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its face, and so I actually thought I actually Jewish
producer Chris and Corey they had to dig this up
for me, and they didn't understand why. I thought, maybe
it would be helpful if I can explain what has happened,
so I can expla where we are right now as
a planet, as a people. You see you ever see
that movie Finding Nemo? Ever you see that movie Finding Nemo? Where?
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Maybe haven't seen it. I had kids at the time
that movie was big, so I saw. It's about a
fish and the fish is lost in a course. All
the fish are talking to each other, and at one
point in time, the fish come across this group of
sharks and the shark haves some kind of a support
group where they're trying to be better sharks, less violent
and in fact, at one point in time during this
shark support group, the sharks all gather around and they
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say this, if I am to change this image, did
you hear they said? I am a nice shark, not
a mindless eating machine. Let me play this again, machine.
If I am to change this image. So I think
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maybe perhaps that created some confusion. You see that Finding
Nemo movie. It was fiction. I'm dead serious, it was fiction.
Sharks here, I know this is shocking. Just stay with me.
Sharks don't have these meetings, I promise. And not only
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do they not meet, if they do ever run into
each other almost well, I shouldn't say almost always, but oftentimes,
instead of having a chant about being nicer, they don't speak.
I'm not even kidding. They don't speak. They don't talk.
Sharks don't speak. The bigger shark will oftentimes just eat
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the younger shark. In fact, great whites in particular, when
a mother has a baby, the baby, he will stay
with her for some time, but then the baby will,
even while it's small, will leave because his own mother,
the female gris w we'll eat her baby. So one
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more time, just one more time here before we continue on.
And that's actually exactly what they are. They are mindless
eating machines. And I just I know this is hard
to hear, but we've had to do this before. I
feel the need to do it again. The movie The
Lion King that was also fiction. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I know we want to live in this road where
the animals come together, and the lions are singing and
dancing with the gazelles and the elephants are doing a
musical number, and we look at the feelings and it's
a story of redemption and love and loss. And the
animals look at all they talk.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
They just talk.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're all friends and friendly friends. They're like humans, really
just very humans, like big stuffed animals. But on my life,
I swear on my life, the Lion King is actually fiction.
It was created by writers. It's created out of thin air.
The lions. The lions actually don't gather around with all
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the gazelles in real life. That's not a thing that
would happen at all. It's a work of fiction. Wild
animals they're not people. They don't sing, and they don't dance,
and they're not going to pose when you're trying to
put a picture on Instagram. Wild animals eat, sleep, and mate,
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and with the exception of a few pack animals, that's
about the extent of how their mind works. They don't
want to be friends with you. They will hurt you.
They'll hurt you bad. Look given your dog, even my
dog Fred Fred is one of the most gentle dog.
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He is the most gentle dog I've ever known in
my life, not a mean bone in his body. When
it comes to us the family, All Fred wants to
do is cuddle and get affection. But he can be
cuddling with ab Maybe she's on the floor snugging with him.
If I start cooking bacon. Guess who Fred's going to
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love more? Me? Because he's a dog, not a human being.
So please, pretty please, I'm begging you. Stop petting the
buffalo and yellow stone. Stop picking up the raccoon, look.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It up, Fluffy at the trash banda.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Stop trying to give the six foot bull shark a
good selfie opportunity for the Instagram. Please, I'm begging you.
Please treat wild animals as if they're wild and dangerous,
because they are. That's all I just I can't take
these stories anymore. This is a fifty five year old
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woman who will now need assistance to wipe her butt
the rest of her life because she watched Finding Nemo,
because she watched The Lion King and she thought that
was real. Please stop doing that all right now, let's
move on. There is something that confuses me A lot
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confuses me. Are about our politicians. But did you see
Trump attended the Daytona five hundred over the weekend. Trump
went to the Daytona five hundred, obviously biggest NASCAR race
in fact, he even took the Beast to his armored
limousine out and they did a big pace car thing
around the track and it was really really cool. And
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they interviewed him on television and the crowds cheering a
national anthem, and it was really really really cool. But
there's something that confuses me. Trump keeps doing these things.
He showed up at the super Bowl and he was
the first, the first, this is crazy, the first sitting
president to do that. He goes to Daytona five hundred,
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just rides around the track, rides around the tracks, lose
the flag, whatever, go to these things. Why don't all
American presidents do this? Republican and Democrat. There is no
better way for an American president too, even if you're
a total jerk to appear to connect with normal people.
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Then by going to these gigantic events a lot of
people attend and watch. It's not that I'm florid. Trump
is doing it. I'm happy he's doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm flord.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Everyone isn't doing it. What is wrong with all of you?
And this goes for Republicans too. When you get why
are you not at the big baseball game? One, you
get cherry seats, full security. You're not gonna wait in line,
You're not gonna wait in traffic like the rest of us.
You're in the sweetest luxury box in the world, treated
like royalty. But no matter what, what's the downside? And
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I thought to myself, I thought back to things like
the gladiatorial games in Rome. It wasn't just that powerful
politicians in Rome would put on these games that involved
more than just gladiator fights, a bunch of games and
things like that. They were always, always, always seen at
the games, and wanted to be seen at the games.
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They wanted people to see their faces. They wanted to
One of the reasons the Emperor had the box where
he had the box in the Colosseum was for many Romans,
for really every Roman, that was the only time you
were ever going to actually rust your eyes on him.
And he knew the value in connecting with the people
and showing up at a massively popular event. Everyone wants
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to go to it creates a connection instead of being separate.
You're this separate king, hidden away with your red velvet
in Filet Mignon or whatever. You're down here and the
wind with us. You hear the roar of the crowd,
the roar of the engine. It kills me that this
is not just the norm. And it's not that I
want a bunch of these dirt balls to start showing
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up at the events. It's fun having Trump there, But
what's wrong with the rest of you? I'll tell you what.
Trump I can't decide whether he's a political genius or
the rest of our politicians are just morons. Anyway, speaking
of morons, we'll talk about Aisha Mills in this programmed
evil communism in this country and do some emails and
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been a wonderful Monday, a Medal of Honor Monday. So
many great things happening out there. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and I
am going to get to a lot of those emails here,
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and just a moment, I just want to do a
couple quick things first before I keep going. I want
to remind you that I have a relative of mine.
A relative of mine is currently in hospice and I
don't know how much longer they have. Honestly, it might
be right now, it might be a week, it might
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be a month. At some point in time, I am
going to have to take off for a couple of
days and go to a funeral. So at some point
in time, you're going to show up and I'll just
be gone. Now, maybe it'll happen on the weekend, I
don't know, but I'll be back in a couple of days.
Don't panic. I'm probably not going to put anything about it,
probably not going to put anything out on social media
anything like that. I just wanted you to know that
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at some point in time soon I've got to go
back and do a funeral. Stuff, do that kind of stuff.
So keep a family in your prayers if you don't mind.
Now there's a headline here from Wolkes by Doge uncovers
shocking program that framed newborn babies as racists. You, of course,
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are not surprised to find out that your tax dollars
have been used by the federal government to push every
single aspect of cultural Marxism in this country. And I
saw this lady Aisha Mills on CNN say this as a.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Black lesbian who Donald Trump doesn't believe has genes as
good it is his? Is he going to attempt it?
Because damn near said it? That's why, David, that's why. Okay,
And I'm lectured by some white man who has no
idea what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm not going to be lectured by some white man
who has no idea what he's talking about. That actually
leads me to this email, Dear oracle with hands huge
enough to palm a grape. That's not nice. I work
at a school with a black female who has a
doctorate degree. During a conversation, she told me that because
Trump had been trying to root out DEI, she will
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never get another job as a superintendent. When I pushed
back on her assertion, she acted like I was crazy.
I asked her if she thought so little of herself
that she could only get a job if white people
weren't allowed to apply. She then attempted to spee off
some statistics about how few black people work in the
administration buildings of the school districts in Texas. I asked
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her what the ratio of white applicants to black applicants is,
knowing that way more whites actually apply for these positions,
and she just started stammering and walked out. It was awesome.
It's like you always say, she had zero depth of knowledge.
Semprify says, his name is Steven. Remember this about most
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of the communists in your life, most of the liberal
amt pagy's, you know, the ones you see on television.
Always remember they are programmed. And if you want to
defeat and destroy the arguments of the liberal ant pagy
in your life, it oftentimes does not involved yelling insults.
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Really don't do it. You can do that if it
makes you feel better. All it takes is you remaining
calm and asking two or three follow up questions to
whatever they're saying. They can never ever, ever, ever, ever
answer it because there is no actual truth in what
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they believe. They have been programmed over and over. No
you mentioned this lady has a doctorate degree. Oh man,
If you run into somebody with a PhD, they generally
this is not universal. Of course, there are some really
wonderful doctors and types like that out there, but generally,
you spend that much time in America's communist university system,
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you will find that person who has all that knowledge
stored up in their head is usually one of the dumbest,
most unthinking people you've ever seen in your life, because
our education system encourages that the longer you're in it,
the longer you're in it, there becomes less and less
room to question this question that they're not raising people
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to be thinkers. That's the last thing they want. They
are programming them with how to think, day after day
after day after day. And the longer you spend in
our school system, the more likely it is that you
will become ultra programmed. And you simply can't get to
these people that way. If the reason I've read that
Doge headline right off the bat is to a certain
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radicalized segment of America's communists, you are born evil. I
know that's bonkers. I would never believe that about anybody,
no matter where they're born, no matter what color, no
matter what religion, no matter what. I would never believe.
But to a certain segment of American communists, that is
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how they have been programmed, and they will believe it
till they die. Just a reminder that's what these people are.
Let's do a few emails, shall we. Before we do those,
let's save your life potentially. I'll be honest. I hope
you never ever ever have to use your burn up
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pistol launcher outside of practice to sing with it in
your backyard, which is ultra fun. Remember Berna, they have
practice rounds that are filled I think it's baby powder.
They give you. You have a target you can get
with it. You go practice in your backyard with the thing.
It's stupid fun with your kids and your family, and
you should practice. But besides that, I hope you never
have to use it for real. But if you do
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have to use it one, you will be legal because
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You get to live, They get to live. Private security
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Jesse Kelly. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Actually broke
my heart a little bit earlier to give so many
props to the US Navy. I feel like I need
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a shower. But in case you missed that little history
segment around Medal of Honor Monday, or any part of
the opening or anything else, you can download the whole thing.
iHeart Spotify, iTunes and again. Emails always always welcome here
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse, you're talking about
leaders have to be tall, and then you flip to Napoleon.
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Funny you brought that up. Give you a little history
tidbit you may like, you may hate. Napoleon is widely
thought of as being extremely short. Napoleon was average height
for his day. People historically are extremely short. I remember
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I told you at Christmas time we were flying. We
weren't in Paris, we were just flying through. There were
just that's was where our layover was on the way home.
Flight was late, we missed our connection out to state,
spend two days in Paris. So they have this gigantic
it's one of the greatest museums I've ever seen. Museum
of the Army in Paris. It's enormous. It's like a complex.
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It's got to be two or three city blocks at least,
if not more. It's enormous, all kinds of World War
two and World War One stuff, but also ancient stuff.
And yes, that's where Napoleon's tomb is very understated as
you may imagine, but that's where it's too much. Anyway,
back to the Museum of the Army. They have endless,
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endless rooms. It almost it almost gets to be too much.
It gets to be redundant at one point in time
of armor, knights, armor just like you see in the movies.
I'm talking full armor, helmet, legs and everything. Armor for
the horses, swords nights, armor, swords nights armor, over and
over and over again. You will be shocked and maybe
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even a little bit disappointed and how short they all
were because we all have this image. It's like it's
like it's a movie stars or newsmen, guys you see
on the news because they framed like I do a
TV show every night on the first TV nine pm Eastern. Now,
I happen to be huge. I'm six or eight. But
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when I have a guest on, and then during TV
I almost always have guests on, they're always shorter than me.
I don't know that I've ever ever interviewed somebody who
was my size, and yet when you watch on TV,
you'd never really know that. Why because the producers on
both end try to frame you up the same. They
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don't want me to look bigger on than the five
to two woman I just interviewed, so we look on
television the same you think people in the movies, people
in the news are way bigger than they are most
of them are shrimps, and the same by especially dudes.
I can't speak for women, but dudes love knights and
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swords and shields and fighting and that kind of stuff.
And when you picture a knight, at least me King Arthur,
even though he may not have existed, King Arthur and whatnot.
I want to picture some dude who's six ' four,
just some monster, half a giant out there just carving
people UPMN.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
That's right, Chris, kind of a man. If he even existed,
he wasn't very big. Napoleon is mocked for his short
stature to this day. Napoleon's stature was normal for his time.
He was not mocked by his troops. Yeah, if anything,
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I believe he was a little above average if I
remember right, Chris, But he was. He's not mocked for
his stature by his troops. We look back now and think, wow,
what a shrimp. People back in the day were smaller.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And I know we're gonna get off on a make
America healthy again tangent here, which I'm not going to do.
But you see this even in modern times today, Look
at professional athletes. Look at professional athletes. Chris, do me
a favor. Really quickly look up the height and weight
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of Babe Ruth. Now everybody knows who Babe Ruth is.
The most legendary baseball player of all time, guy who
was always bashing home runs. Just one of the pre
eminent home I mean, if not the pre eminent home
run hitter ever. And I you probably think of Babe
Ruth as an extremely large man. If you'd asked me
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when I was a child, I would have told you
Babe Ruth was my ad size six ' five two
forty two fifty. Babe Ruth was six ' two two fifteen.
Now that's not a small man. Don't get me wrong.
He wasn't small. But go pick your baseball team. Pick
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your baseball team. Go look up your baseball team today
in the year twenty twenty three, and tell me if
six two two fifteen stands out to you. He stood
out back in the day. Back in the day, he
was a big old boy. Today doesn't even really make
a dam. People get bigger as time goes on. They
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just do. It's weird to pull him with short Jesse. Oh,
what are you saying, Chris, what are you saying? Uh?
It probably wasn't important, Jesse. All the people crying about
Trump's deportation and want to move to Canada or Europe?
Will they go there legally with documents and identifications, Like
nobody's going to Canada. I did see though, that we're
having good old fashioned, spicy rivalry. I might have to
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watch me a hockey game. Haven't watched one of those
in a few years. So there's some kind of international
thing going on. The Four Nations face off, and there
was hockey game between Team USA and Team Canada. Not
only did the Canadians boo Team USA during the Star
Spangled banner, there were then three fights in what I
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think the first nine seconds of the hockey match. And
you know what's wonderful about this? They're gonna play again
on Thursday. I don't watch that much professional sports anymore.
I think this is more considered amateur. I don't watch
that much. I'll be watching that. Why no, No, let
me explain, Chris, it's not about hockey. By the way,
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hockey is the best in person sport there is. It's
garbage on television, garbage on television. In person, there's nothing
better than a hockey game. Nothing. Hockey fans are the best.
They're awesome. But you know what really makes sports great. Hatred.
It's an underrated part of sports. One of the worst
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part of professional sports today. And I hate to sound
like Grandpa Jesse, but one of the worst parts of
sports today is they all train together in the offseason
at this elite facility. They have the same agent, they
have the same Nike sponsorship. They just did a photo
shoot together for a Gatorade in New York City. They're
all boys now. And I have no problem with players
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being boys or whatever, having friends, and I get all that,
but nothing makes a football game, for instance, like hatred,
like unbridled hatred. Every time they play, you know you're
gonna see fights. You know it's gonna be spicy. They're
gonna be stomping on each other. Nothing makes sports like that. What, Chris,
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They're not gonna have the Canadians to do the anthem again. Yes,
that may be true, Chris, but the players are gonna
fight again because now, well look once you get once
you stand in front of another country and get booed.
Now it's on. Now you feel like it's us against them.
Now it's extra spicy. I don't even care. I love Canadians,
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so none of it bothers me at all. I just
think it's great that they hate each other. I've been
dying to get back to sports where they hate each
other for so long. That's why they do all the
lead up to professional fights. Whenever you see a professional fight,
whether it's an actual boxing match or MMA or one
of these ridiculous matches, the one of the Paul brothers,
I don't even know which one of the Paul brothers does.
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But every time, why do you think they all start
bad talking each other's mother in public? You think they're
actually they're actually enemies. Sometimes they are, most of the
time they're friends behind the scenes. The hatred builds up
public interests. Public interests goes up, sales go up, So
it doesn't matter if you're lifelong best friends with the guy.
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You know, you have to start making fun of his face,
his wife, his mom, and it's called are the second
you sign up to box him, because that everybody like
me's gonna want to see it. It's basic human nature.
Only now the hatred, at least with hockey bros. Is real,
and I am one hundred percent here for it. I'm
so excited I'll be watching what Chris if I was
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there when I brew the Canadian anthem. I brew the
Canadian anthem anyway, but part of who I am I
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One more segment left Hang on.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to immigration and headlines,
I didn't get to maybe another email or two. I
just have to address something Jewish producer Chris has been
riding me about since we've got done talking about hockey.
He was trying to explain to me that I'm supposed
to root for this team and not root for that
team and whatever. And I had to explain to Chris
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what I'm going to explain to everybody. Unless there is
some childhood connection, you can't break to your team. You
need to become a sports mercenary like me. Here's how
it works. See, I was born in Ohio. I can't
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get the Ohio State Buckeye out of me. That doesn't change.
I'm an Ohio State Buckeye fan. I can't break that.
I would never break that. I'm not asking you to
break your childhood connections, but I'd kind of fallen out
of watching baseball as I during my time in the
Marine Corps and whatnot. I just stopped watching it. Then
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I'm selling r v's This is oh seven, eight years
ago something like that. I'm selling RVs in Dallas. I
get promoted. They want me to come be the sales manager.
At this big store down in Houston. I moved the
family down to Houston before we are now Houston area.
Sell RV's right about the time I moved to Houston.
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The Houston Astros the baseball team. They get really, really good,
and they make a deep playoff run. What did I do?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I put on a Houston Astros shirt and a Houston
Astros hat, and I went and stood shoulder to shoulder
with all those lifelong fans, and I cheered and I
kept I kept slapping everybody hide five. We finally did
it and it was the best.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What Chris? What it? Chris said, it doesn't mean as much.
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of
this championship trophy I'm holding up over here. Be a
mercenary with your professional sports teams. No, it's not a
fancy way to say. Bandwagon, Chris. I love winners, all right.
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So for instance, football, I told you I haven't watched
a game in years. I walked into that Super Bowl
party I had to go to and I didn't know
any about anything. So I stop watching all that DEI
filth and everyone with I'm going for the Eagles. I'm
going for the Chiefs. Well, I didn't know anything about anybody,
but it didn't take long to figure out the Chiefs
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were winning, and so didn't take long. Or the Eagles
were winning, so it didn't take long for me to
start rooting for the Eagles. And sure did my buddies
say that chesse, what are you talking about? You just
said you haven't watched football? What are you talking about?
And then you just played dumb. You said, dude, you
know me, I've been an Eagles fan for years. And
they're not sure because they're thinking maybe you were an
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Eagles fan. Jump on the bandwagon, wait and see who's good,
and then act like that's your team. You can't lose.
It's hard to lose a lot harder for me to lose.
You want to end up like Chris, a lifelong loser.
I bet Chris doesn't even have puer talk yet. I
have pure talk Chris Well. I was about to say,
(32:57):
Chris is probably spending too much money, but never mind.
Chris probably switched to peer talk just for the savings alone.
We all know you save a bunch of money when
you switch to pier talk. Average family saves one thousand
dollars a year. My bill. We had tea mobile four lines.
My bill got cut in half when I switched to
beer Talk. And now if you sign up for a
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qualifying plan, which is forty five dollars a month, you
get a free iPhone fourteen or Samsung Galaxy. It's time
to upgrade that old crappy phone of yours. Anyway, I
know it's cracked, I know it's slowed down. I know
it's not working. Switch to peer talk, man, the patriotic company,
save you a bunch of money, pound two five zero
(33:39):
and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly,
become a bandwagon fan like me, and switch to pier talk.
What Chris tom Holman's out there killing it TI thousand.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
The border, it's more secure and it's ever been. Whoever
we're gonna have, We're gonna have additional facilities built to
detain for removal, not the hole to release detained for removal.
That's what Trump administration is doing. That's the promise to
President Trump made the American people. We're concentrating on the
export program. We're not going to be at catching releases
over so those facilities that were at great tax payer
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expense to welcome people flying to the city of their choice,
give them a free hotel room at taxpayer expense, three
meals a day, free medical attention. Those days are.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Over, music to my ears. And remember it was always, always, always,
about collapsing Western civilization, and it was about money and power.
You hear this sun Fox News.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Well, a new report today from a watchdog group shows
that the Department of Health and Human Services has spent
twenty two billion dollars on migrants over the last few years.
We're talking things like cars, homes, even help with credit scores.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And guess where this.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Money is coming from? The taxpayer's pockets.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
We have not only been importing as many any barbarians
as we possibly can under Democrat rule, We've been paying
for all the things in their lives while you struggle
to make ends meet. We the taxpayer, have funded the
destruction of our country. And that's why you see headlines
like this. Big Apple fights to keep letting non citizens vote,
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without taxpayer funding, without non citizens getting involved in our elections.
Without these things, American communism disappears overnight. We must keep pressing,
and I'm starting to hear complaints, understandable complaints that we
are not deporting people fast enough. We are not deporting
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people fast enough. Give them some time. As long as
they're deporting people as fast as that can't I'll be
the first one to scream if they back off. They
got the low hanging fruit first. Now comes the tough stuff.
Now comes to stuff the public's not going to like
quite as much.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
And now here's a headline, why go you know, you
know the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Headlines We didn't get to Russia slash us to discuss
restoration of ties in Saudi Arabia on Tuesday. I'd be
so mad if I got invited to one of these
high level diplomatic meetings and it was in Saudi Arabia,
I just have never Oh gosh, I know, Christian Kamen
get a beer. It's miserable. Haw that sounds horrible. Hakeem
(36:27):
Jeffries says the GOP budget is a non starter and
every single Democrat will oppose it. And we know Hakim
Jeffries is one hundred percent right, because when Democrats are
in the minority, they will lock shields every step of
the way to impede any part of the Republican agenda.
Yet when Democrats take power, we know we're always gonna
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lose ten to twenty to thirty dorks in the House
of Representatives, another ten in the Senate. Who will aid
the communists and their agenda. It's a very, very frustrated
cycle we must break during the primary process. Mexican president
blasts the US for harboring drug cartels. Taxpayer funded immigration
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group works to disrupt Trump's deportation machine. Let me just
this from the Free Beacon. Let me read that headline
one more time. Tax payer funded immigration group paying for
our own destruction. Armchair thug jailed for twenty months for
a vile Facebook post about a migrant hotel that took
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place in the UK. A reminder that JD Vance is
on public leave.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
The dismissing people, dismissing their concerns, or worse yet, shutting
down media, shutting down elections, or shutting people out of
the political process protects nothing. In fact, it is the
most surefire way to destroy democracy.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Amen, the Vice President. Amen. I wanted to finish with
the reminder that freedom of speech is everything, and that's
what freedom actually means. I will see you tomorrow, That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
what has been an amazing Monday. We'll get to Daytona Trump,
get it to Daytona five hundred. There's something confuses me
about that. I'll get to that in a moment. Talk
a bit about the communist programming. They're opposing the deportation
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of illegals in New York City. Democrats are standing together.
All that emails so much more coming up on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But it's time. I have
to do this from time to time. It's time for
Daddy Jesse to step in. Mom has been in charge
for too long. It's time for dad. Okay, because I
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saw this headline and I just you've heard me have
this talk with you before. We have to have it
again and again and again until we get things right.
The headline is tourists loses both hands trying to take
a photo with a shark in Turks and Caicos. Fifty
(01:21):
five year old woman snorkeling with it just right off shore,
sees a shark and in order for a shark to
take both of her hands, she very clearly this was
a six foot shark, I might wint out very clearly
was waving her hands in its face, possibly even touching
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its face, and so I actually thought I actually Jewish
producer Chris and Corey they had to dig this up
for me, and they didn't understand why. I thought, maybe
it would be helpful if I can explain what has happened,
so I can expla where we are right now as
a planet, as a people. You see you ever see
that movie Finding Nemo? Ever you see that movie Finding Nemo? Where?
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Maybe haven't seen it. I had kids at the time
that movie was big, so I saw. It's about a
fish and the fish is lost in a course. All
the fish are talking to each other, and at one
point in time, the fish come across this group of
sharks and the shark haves some kind of a support
group where they're trying to be better sharks, less violent
and in fact, at one point in time during this
shark support group, the sharks all gather around and they
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say this, if I am to change this image, did
you hear they said? I am a nice shark, not
a mindless eating machine. Let me play this again, machine.
If I am to change this image. So I think
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maybe perhaps that created some confusion. You see that Finding
Nemo movie. It was fiction. I'm dead serious, it was fiction.
Sharks here, I know this is shocking. Just stay with me.
Sharks don't have these meetings, I promise. And not only
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do they not meet, if they do ever run into
each other almost well, I shouldn't say almost always, but oftentimes,
instead of having a chant about being nicer, they don't speak.
I'm not even kidding. They don't speak. They don't talk.
Sharks don't speak. The bigger shark will oftentimes just eat
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the younger shark. In fact, great whites in particular, when
a mother has a baby, the baby, he will stay
with her for some time, but then the baby will,
even while it's small, will leave because his own mother,
the female gris w we'll eat her baby. So one
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more time, just one more time here before we continue on.
And that's actually exactly what they are. They are mindless
eating machines. And I just I know this is hard
to hear, but we've had to do this before. I
feel the need to do it again. The movie The
Lion King that was also fiction. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
(04:33):
I know we want to live in this road where
the animals come together, and the lions are singing and
dancing with the gazelles and the elephants are doing a
musical number, and we look at the feelings and it's
a story of redemption and love and loss. And the
animals look at all they talk.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
They just talk.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're all friends and friendly friends. They're like humans, really
just very humans, like big stuffed animals. But on my life,
I swear on my life, the Lion King is actually fiction.
It was created by writers. It's created out of thin air.
The lions. The lions actually don't gather around with all
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the gazelles in real life. That's not a thing that
would happen at all. It's a work of fiction. Wild
animals they're not people. They don't sing, and they don't dance,
and they're not going to pose when you're trying to
put a picture on Instagram. Wild animals eat, sleep, and mate,
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and with the exception of a few pack animals, that's
about the extent of how their mind works. They don't
want to be friends with you. They will hurt you.
They'll hurt you bad. Look given your dog, even my
dog Fred Fred is one of the most gentle dog.
(06:01):
He is the most gentle dog I've ever known in
my life, not a mean bone in his body. When
it comes to us the family, All Fred wants to
do is cuddle and get affection. But he can be
cuddling with ab Maybe she's on the floor snugging with him.
If I start cooking bacon. Guess who Fred's going to
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love more? Me? Because he's a dog, not a human being.
So please, pretty please, I'm begging you. Stop petting the
buffalo and yellow stone. Stop picking up the raccoon, look.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It up, Fluffy at the trash banda.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Stop trying to give the six foot bull shark a
good selfie opportunity for the Instagram. Please, I'm begging you.
Please treat wild animals as if they're wild and dangerous,
because they are. That's all I just I can't take
these stories anymore. This is a fifty five year old
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woman who will now need assistance to wipe her butt
the rest of her life because she watched Finding Nemo,
because she watched The Lion King and she thought that
was real. Please stop doing that all right now, let's
move on. There is something that confuses me A lot
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confuses me. Are about our politicians. But did you see
Trump attended the Daytona five hundred over the weekend. Trump
went to the Daytona five hundred, obviously biggest NASCAR race
in fact, he even took the Beast to his armored
limousine out and they did a big pace car thing
around the track and it was really really cool. And
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they interviewed him on television and the crowds cheering a
national anthem, and it was really really really cool. But
there's something that confuses me. Trump keeps doing these things.
He showed up at the super Bowl and he was
the first, the first, this is crazy, the first sitting
president to do that. He goes to Daytona five hundred,
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just rides around the track, rides around the tracks, lose
the flag, whatever, go to these things. Why don't all
American presidents do this? Republican and Democrat. There is no
better way for an American president too, even if you're
a total jerk to appear to connect with normal people.
(08:31):
Then by going to these gigantic events a lot of
people attend and watch. It's not that I'm florid. Trump
is doing it. I'm happy he's doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm flord.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Everyone isn't doing it. What is wrong with all of you?
And this goes for Republicans too. When you get why
are you not at the big baseball game? One, you
get cherry seats, full security. You're not gonna wait in line,
You're not gonna wait in traffic like the rest of us.
You're in the sweetest luxury box in the world, treated
like royalty. But no matter what, what's the downside? And
(09:05):
I thought to myself, I thought back to things like
the gladiatorial games in Rome. It wasn't just that powerful
politicians in Rome would put on these games that involved
more than just gladiator fights, a bunch of games and
things like that. They were always, always, always seen at
the games, and wanted to be seen at the games.
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They wanted people to see their faces. They wanted to
One of the reasons the Emperor had the box where
he had the box in the Colosseum was for many Romans,
for really every Roman, that was the only time you
were ever going to actually rust your eyes on him.
And he knew the value in connecting with the people
and showing up at a massively popular event. Everyone wants
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to go to it creates a connection instead of being separate.
You're this separate king, hidden away with your red velvet
in Filet Mignon or whatever. You're down here and the
wind with us. You hear the roar of the crowd,
the roar of the engine. It kills me that this
is not just the norm. And it's not that I
want a bunch of these dirt balls to start showing
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up at the events. It's fun having Trump there, But
what's wrong with the rest of you? I'll tell you what.
Trump I can't decide whether he's a political genius or
the rest of our politicians are just morons. Anyway, speaking
of morons, we'll talk about Aisha Mills in this programmed
evil communism in this country and do some emails and
(10:31):
other things. But first let's do this. Let's preserve some
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I don't know that I'll live to see my grandkids.
I hope I will. Pretty sure I'll never live to
see my great grandkids. How will they ever know anything
about me? What kind of legacy will two generations, three
(10:56):
generations away have? What will I pass down boxes there
to take that old VHS tape you have of family
Christmas and ensure that your grandkid's grandkids will get to
see it one day. I'll tell you I would kill
to see a ten second video of my great grandpa.
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I never met either of them on either side. My
Grandpa Jack on my dad's side. He died when I
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been a wonderful Monday, a Medal of Honor Monday. So
many great things happening out there. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and I
am going to get to a lot of those emails here,
(12:27):
and just a moment, I just want to do a
couple quick things first before I keep going. I want
to remind you that I have a relative of mine.
A relative of mine is currently in hospice and I
don't know how much longer they have. Honestly, it might
be right now, it might be a week, it might
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be a month. At some point in time, I am
going to have to take off for a couple of
days and go to a funeral. So at some point
in time, you're going to show up and I'll just
be gone. Now, maybe it'll happen on the weekend, I
don't know, but I'll be back in a couple of days.
Don't panic. I'm probably not going to put anything about it,
probably not going to put anything out on social media
anything like that. I just wanted you to know that
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at some point in time soon I've got to go
back and do a funeral. Stuff, do that kind of stuff.
So keep a family in your prayers if you don't mind.
Now there's a headline here from Wolkes by Doge uncovers
shocking program that framed newborn babies as racists. You, of course,
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are not surprised to find out that your tax dollars
have been used by the federal government to push every
single aspect of cultural Marxism in this country. And I
saw this lady Aisha Mills on CNN say this as a.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Black lesbian who Donald Trump doesn't believe has genes as
good it is his? Is he going to attempt it?
Because damn near said it? That's why, David, that's why. Okay,
And I'm lectured by some white man who has no
idea what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm not going to be lectured by some white man
who has no idea what he's talking about. That actually
leads me to this email, Dear oracle with hands huge
enough to palm a grape. That's not nice. I work
at a school with a black female who has a
doctorate degree. During a conversation, she told me that because
Trump had been trying to root out DEI, she will
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never get another job as a superintendent. When I pushed
back on her assertion, she acted like I was crazy.
I asked her if she thought so little of herself
that she could only get a job if white people
weren't allowed to apply. She then attempted to spee off
some statistics about how few black people work in the
administration buildings of the school districts in Texas. I asked
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her what the ratio of white applicants to black applicants is,
knowing that way more whites actually apply for these positions,
and she just started stammering and walked out. It was awesome.
It's like you always say, she had zero depth of knowledge.
Semprify says, his name is Steven. Remember this about most
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of the communists in your life, most of the liberal
amt pagy's, you know, the ones you see on television.
Always remember they are programmed. And if you want to
defeat and destroy the arguments of the liberal ant pagy
in your life, it oftentimes does not involved yelling insults.
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Really don't do it. You can do that if it
makes you feel better. All it takes is you remaining
calm and asking two or three follow up questions to
whatever they're saying. They can never ever, ever, ever, ever
answer it because there is no actual truth in what
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they believe. They have been programmed over and over. No
you mentioned this lady has a doctorate degree. Oh man,
If you run into somebody with a PhD, they generally
this is not universal. Of course, there are some really
wonderful doctors and types like that out there, but generally,
you spend that much time in America's communist university system,
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you will find that person who has all that knowledge
stored up in their head is usually one of the dumbest,
most unthinking people you've ever seen in your life, because
our education system encourages that the longer you're in it,
the longer you're in it, there becomes less and less
room to question this question that they're not raising people
(16:54):
to be thinkers. That's the last thing they want. They
are programming them with how to think, day after day
after day after day. And the longer you spend in
our school system, the more likely it is that you
will become ultra programmed. And you simply can't get to
these people that way. If the reason I've read that
Doge headline right off the bat is to a certain
(17:17):
radicalized segment of America's communists, you are born evil. I
know that's bonkers. I would never believe that about anybody,
no matter where they're born, no matter what color, no
matter what religion, no matter what. I would never believe.
But to a certain segment of American communists, that is
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how they have been programmed, and they will believe it
till they die. Just a reminder that's what these people are.
Let's do a few emails, shall we. Before we do those,
let's save your life potentially. I'll be honest. I hope
you never ever ever have to use your burn up
(17:57):
pistol launcher outside of practice to sing with it in
your backyard, which is ultra fun. Remember Berna, they have
practice rounds that are filled I think it's baby powder.
They give you. You have a target you can get
with it. You go practice in your backyard with the thing.
It's stupid fun with your kids and your family, and
you should practice. But besides that, I hope you never
have to use it for real. But if you do
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have to use it one, you will be legal because
it's legal in all fifty states, no permit, no background
check needed. You order one right now, they'll mill it
to your front door. Yes, even in California, even in Connecticut,
even in wherever and two. You will not kill somebody
with it. So maybe you're not a gun guy, not
a gun girl. Maybe the person you're buying it for
(18:41):
doesn't like guns. That daddy, They're icky fine. It shoots
pepper balls or tear gas balls. It'll stop a very
bad man in his tracks, incapacitating them, but they won't die.
You get to live, They get to live. Private security
companies carry it for a reason, SWAT teams carry it
for a reason. And you can carry it and should
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be why Rna Bernard dot com slash Jesse saves you money,
Berna dot com slash Jesse save your life. We'll be back,
Jesse Kelly. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Actually broke
my heart a little bit earlier to give so many
props to the US Navy. I feel like I need
(19:26):
a shower. But in case you missed that little history
segment around Medal of Honor Monday, or any part of
the opening or anything else, you can download the whole thing.
iHeart Spotify, iTunes and again. Emails always always welcome here
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse, you're talking about
leaders have to be tall, and then you flip to Napoleon.
(19:49):
Funny you brought that up. Give you a little history
tidbit you may like, you may hate. Napoleon is widely
thought of as being extremely short. Napoleon was average height
for his day. People historically are extremely short. I remember
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I told you at Christmas time we were flying. We
weren't in Paris, we were just flying through. There were
just that's was where our layover was on the way home.
Flight was late, we missed our connection out to state,
spend two days in Paris. So they have this gigantic
it's one of the greatest museums I've ever seen. Museum
of the Army in Paris. It's enormous. It's like a complex.
(20:32):
It's got to be two or three city blocks at least,
if not more. It's enormous, all kinds of World War
two and World War One stuff, but also ancient stuff.
And yes, that's where Napoleon's tomb is very understated as
you may imagine, but that's where it's too much. Anyway,
back to the Museum of the Army. They have endless,
(20:52):
endless rooms. It almost it almost gets to be too much.
It gets to be redundant at one point in time
of armor, knights, armor just like you see in the movies.
I'm talking full armor, helmet, legs and everything. Armor for
the horses, swords nights, armor, swords nights armor, over and
over and over again. You will be shocked and maybe
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even a little bit disappointed and how short they all
were because we all have this image. It's like it's
like it's a movie stars or newsmen, guys you see
on the news because they framed like I do a
TV show every night on the first TV nine pm Eastern. Now,
I happen to be huge. I'm six or eight. But
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when I have a guest on, and then during TV
I almost always have guests on, they're always shorter than me.
I don't know that I've ever ever interviewed somebody who
was my size, and yet when you watch on TV,
you'd never really know that. Why because the producers on
both end try to frame you up the same. They
(21:57):
don't want me to look bigger on than the five
to two woman I just interviewed, so we look on
television the same you think people in the movies, people
in the news are way bigger than they are most
of them are shrimps, and the same by especially dudes.
I can't speak for women, but dudes love knights and
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swords and shields and fighting and that kind of stuff.
And when you picture a knight, at least me King Arthur,
even though he may not have existed, King Arthur and whatnot.
I want to picture some dude who's six ' four,
just some monster, half a giant out there just carving
people UPMN.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
That's right, Chris, kind of a man. If he even existed,
he wasn't very big. Napoleon is mocked for his short
stature to this day. Napoleon's stature was normal for his time.
He was not mocked by his troops. Yeah, if anything,
(22:57):
I believe he was a little above average if I
remember right, Chris, But he was. He's not mocked for
his stature by his troops. We look back now and think, wow,
what a shrimp. People back in the day were smaller.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And I know we're gonna get off on a make
America healthy again tangent here, which I'm not going to do.
But you see this even in modern times today, Look
at professional athletes. Look at professional athletes. Chris, do me
a favor. Really quickly look up the height and weight
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of Babe Ruth. Now everybody knows who Babe Ruth is.
The most legendary baseball player of all time, guy who
was always bashing home runs. Just one of the pre
eminent home I mean, if not the pre eminent home
run hitter ever. And I you probably think of Babe
Ruth as an extremely large man. If you'd asked me
(23:56):
when I was a child, I would have told you
Babe Ruth was my ad size six ' five two
forty two fifty. Babe Ruth was six ' two two fifteen.
Now that's not a small man. Don't get me wrong.
He wasn't small. But go pick your baseball team. Pick
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your baseball team. Go look up your baseball team today
in the year twenty twenty three, and tell me if
six two two fifteen stands out to you. He stood
out back in the day. Back in the day, he
was a big old boy. Today doesn't even really make
a dam. People get bigger as time goes on. They
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just do. It's weird to pull him with short Jesse. Oh,
what are you saying, Chris, what are you saying? Uh?
It probably wasn't important, Jesse. All the people crying about
Trump's deportation and want to move to Canada or Europe?
Will they go there legally with documents and identifications, Like
nobody's going to Canada. I did see though, that we're
having good old fashioned, spicy rivalry. I might have to
(25:02):
watch me a hockey game. Haven't watched one of those
in a few years. So there's some kind of international
thing going on. The Four Nations face off, and there
was hockey game between Team USA and Team Canada. Not
only did the Canadians boo Team USA during the Star
Spangled banner, there were then three fights in what I
(25:23):
think the first nine seconds of the hockey match. And
you know what's wonderful about this? They're gonna play again
on Thursday. I don't watch that much professional sports anymore.
I think this is more considered amateur. I don't watch
that much. I'll be watching that. Why no, No, let
me explain, Chris, it's not about hockey. By the way,
(25:45):
hockey is the best in person sport there is. It's
garbage on television, garbage on television. In person, there's nothing
better than a hockey game. Nothing. Hockey fans are the best.
They're awesome. But you know what really makes sports great. Hatred.
It's an underrated part of sports. One of the worst
(26:05):
part of professional sports today. And I hate to sound
like Grandpa Jesse, but one of the worst parts of
sports today is they all train together in the offseason
at this elite facility. They have the same agent, they
have the same Nike sponsorship. They just did a photo
shoot together for a Gatorade in New York City. They're
all boys now. And I have no problem with players
(26:28):
being boys or whatever, having friends, and I get all that,
but nothing makes a football game, for instance, like hatred,
like unbridled hatred. Every time they play, you know you're
gonna see fights. You know it's gonna be spicy. They're
gonna be stomping on each other. Nothing makes sports like that. What, Chris,
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They're not gonna have the Canadians to do the anthem again. Yes,
that may be true, Chris, but the players are gonna
fight again because now, well look once you get once
you stand in front of another country and get booed.
Now it's on. Now you feel like it's us against them.
Now it's extra spicy. I don't even care. I love Canadians,
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so none of it bothers me at all. I just
think it's great that they hate each other. I've been
dying to get back to sports where they hate each
other for so long. That's why they do all the
lead up to professional fights. Whenever you see a professional fight,
whether it's an actual boxing match or MMA or one
of these ridiculous matches, the one of the Paul brothers,
I don't even know which one of the Paul brothers does.
(27:32):
But every time, why do you think they all start
bad talking each other's mother in public? You think they're
actually they're actually enemies. Sometimes they are, most of the
time they're friends behind the scenes. The hatred builds up
public interests. Public interests goes up, sales go up, So
it doesn't matter if you're lifelong best friends with the guy.
(27:55):
You know, you have to start making fun of his face,
his wife, his mom, and it's called are the second
you sign up to box him, because that everybody like
me's gonna want to see it. It's basic human nature.
Only now the hatred, at least with hockey bros. Is real,
and I am one hundred percent here for it. I'm
so excited I'll be watching what Chris if I was
(28:17):
there when I brew the Canadian anthem. I brew the
Canadian anthem anyway, but part of who I am I
don't apologize for it. I don't apologize for loving Hillsdale
American as it gets Hillsdale. Right now, they're offering more
than forty three classes online. Go sign up for those.
(28:39):
When you can get any little bit of a free
Hillsdale education, you take advantage of that. When you can
have a twelve course lecture about the Constitution of the
United States of America, that's something every American should do.
Man woman Old, every American should learn about that. But
(29:03):
it's more than just the Constitution. You want to learn
about the Roman Republic. You want to nerd out on
stories from the Book of Genesis. Even Chris can appreciate those.
Go to Hillsdale dot Edu slash Jesse no cost to
get started. You sign up Hillsdale dot Edu slash Jeshy.
(29:24):
I'm sorry, I misspoke. There's no cost. It's easy to
get started. There's no cost. Hillsdale dot Edu slash Jesse.
One more segment left Hang on.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to immigration and headlines,
I didn't get to maybe another email or two. I
just have to address something Jewish producer Chris has been
riding me about since we've got done talking about hockey.
He was trying to explain to me that I'm supposed
to root for this team and not root for that
team and whatever. And I had to explain to Chris
(30:01):
what I'm going to explain to everybody. Unless there is
some childhood connection, you can't break to your team. You
need to become a sports mercenary like me. Here's how
it works. See, I was born in Ohio. I can't
(30:21):
get the Ohio State Buckeye out of me. That doesn't change.
I'm an Ohio State Buckeye fan. I can't break that.
I would never break that. I'm not asking you to
break your childhood connections, but I'd kind of fallen out
of watching baseball as I during my time in the
Marine Corps and whatnot. I just stopped watching it. Then
(30:44):
I'm selling r v's This is oh seven, eight years
ago something like that. I'm selling RVs in Dallas. I
get promoted. They want me to come be the sales manager.
At this big store down in Houston. I moved the
family down to Houston before we are now Houston area.
Sell RV's right about the time I moved to Houston.
(31:04):
The Houston Astros the baseball team. They get really, really good,
and they make a deep playoff run. What did I do?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I put on a Houston Astros shirt and a Houston
Astros hat, and I went and stood shoulder to shoulder
with all those lifelong fans, and I cheered and I
kept I kept slapping everybody hide five. We finally did
it and it was the best.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What Chris? What it? Chris said, it doesn't mean as much.
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of
this championship trophy I'm holding up over here. Be a
mercenary with your professional sports teams. No, it's not a
fancy way to say. Bandwagon, Chris. I love winners, all right.
(31:51):
So for instance, football, I told you I haven't watched
a game in years. I walked into that Super Bowl
party I had to go to and I didn't know
any about anything. So I stop watching all that DEI
filth and everyone with I'm going for the Eagles. I'm
going for the Chiefs. Well, I didn't know anything about anybody,
but it didn't take long to figure out the Chiefs
(32:11):
were winning, and so didn't take long. Or the Eagles
were winning, so it didn't take long for me to
start rooting for the Eagles. And sure did my buddies
say that chesse, what are you talking about? You just
said you haven't watched football? What are you talking about?
And then you just played dumb. You said, dude, you
know me, I've been an Eagles fan for years. And
they're not sure because they're thinking maybe you were an
(32:34):
Eagles fan. Jump on the bandwagon, wait and see who's good,
and then act like that's your team. You can't lose.
It's hard to lose a lot harder for me to lose.
You want to end up like Chris, a lifelong loser.
I bet Chris doesn't even have puer talk yet. I
have pure talk Chris Well. I was about to say,
(32:57):
Chris is probably spending too much money, but never mind.
Chris probably switched to peer talk just for the savings alone.
We all know you save a bunch of money when
you switch to pier talk. Average family saves one thousand
dollars a year. My bill. We had tea mobile four lines.
My bill got cut in half when I switched to
beer Talk. And now if you sign up for a
(33:18):
qualifying plan, which is forty five dollars a month, you
get a free iPhone fourteen or Samsung Galaxy. It's time
to upgrade that old crappy phone of yours. Anyway, I
know it's cracked, I know it's slowed down. I know
it's not working. Switch to peer talk, man, the patriotic company,
save you a bunch of money, pound two five zero
(33:39):
and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly,
become a bandwagon fan like me, and switch to pier talk.
What Chris tom Holman's out there killing it TI thousand.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
The border, it's more secure and it's ever been. Whoever
we're gonna have, We're gonna have additional facilities built to
detain for removal, not the hole to release detained for removal.
That's what Trump administration is doing. That's the promise to
President Trump made the American people. We're concentrating on the
export program. We're not going to be at catching releases
over so those facilities that were at great tax payer
(34:14):
expense to welcome people flying to the city of their choice,
give them a free hotel room at taxpayer expense, three
meals a day, free medical attention. Those days are.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Over, music to my ears. And remember it was always, always, always,
about collapsing Western civilization, and it was about money and power.
You hear this sun Fox News.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Well, a new report today from a watchdog group shows
that the Department of Health and Human Services has spent
twenty two billion dollars on migrants over the last few years.
We're talking things like cars, homes, even help with credit scores.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
And guess where this.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Money is coming from? The taxpayer's pockets.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
We have not only been importing as many any barbarians
as we possibly can under Democrat rule, We've been paying
for all the things in their lives while you struggle
to make ends meet. We the taxpayer, have funded the
destruction of our country. And that's why you see headlines
like this. Big Apple fights to keep letting non citizens vote,
(35:21):
without taxpayer funding, without non citizens getting involved in our elections.
Without these things, American communism disappears overnight. We must keep pressing,
and I'm starting to hear complaints, understandable complaints that we
are not deporting people fast enough. We are not deporting
(35:42):
people fast enough. Give them some time. As long as
they're deporting people as fast as that can't I'll be
the first one to scream if they back off. They
got the low hanging fruit first. Now comes the tough stuff.
Now comes to stuff the public's not going to like
quite as much.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
And now here's a headline, why go you know, you
know the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Headlines We didn't get to Russia slash us to discuss
restoration of ties in Saudi Arabia on Tuesday. I'd be
so mad if I got invited to one of these
high level diplomatic meetings and it was in Saudi Arabia,
I just have never Oh gosh, I know, Christian Kamen
get a beer. It's miserable. Haw that sounds horrible. Hakeem
(36:27):
Jeffries says the GOP budget is a non starter and
every single Democrat will oppose it. And we know Hakim
Jeffries is one hundred percent right, because when Democrats are
in the minority, they will lock shields every step of
the way to impede any part of the Republican agenda.
Yet when Democrats take power, we know we're always gonna
(36:49):
lose ten to twenty to thirty dorks in the House
of Representatives, another ten in the Senate. Who will aid
the communists and their agenda. It's a very, very frustrated
cycle we must break during the primary process. Mexican president
blasts the US for harboring drug cartels. Taxpayer funded immigration
(37:12):
group works to disrupt Trump's deportation machine. Let me just
this from the Free Beacon. Let me read that headline
one more time. Tax payer funded immigration group paying for
our own destruction. Armchair thug jailed for twenty months for
a vile Facebook post about a migrant hotel that took
(37:36):
place in the UK. A reminder that JD Vance is
on public leave.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
The dismissing people, dismissing their concerns, or worse yet, shutting
down media, shutting down elections, or shutting people out of
the political process protects nothing. In fact, it is the
most surefire way to destroy democracy.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Amen, the Vice President. Amen. I wanted to finish with
the reminder that freedom of speech is everything, and that's
what freedom actually means. I will see you tomorrow, That's all.
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