March 20, 2025 • 37 mins
Finding solutions to the deep fry problem. These blue mayors are posturing up against the federal government. Why they have been dehumanizing half the country for the last 10 years. Should we care about illegals flooding into blue cities and states? The best USMC movie. The Jesse Kelly Show Studio Tour.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Thursday, and we're gonna talk just really briefly
about this foreign policy stuff. I'm gonna get to this
crazy mayor first Jewish producer Chris is mad at me.
(00:31):
A bunch more emails, All that and more coming up
on the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Did you hear the Mayor of Boston, Mayor w we.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Stand with immigrants.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You belong here, so almost want to see that, then migrants,
Boston doesn't back down. We are a city where the
Irish coffee is strong and our opinions are stronger. We
may not always agree or see eye to eye, but
at the end of.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The day, we are a family.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
If you come for one of us, you will get
all of us.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's the Mayor of Boston standing firm that all the
illegals in her city will be protected. These big city
democrats are going to have to make a choice pretty
quickly here as the rest of the country returns to
sanity and illegals are finding the United States of America
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to be less and less of a welcoming place. The
more these sanctuary cities advertise that they're going to be
sanctuary cities, the more the animals are going to pour in. Rapists, murderers,
drug dealers, they are hiding in these cities because of
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their sanctuary policies. If you are a big city Democrat
listening to the sound of my voice, well that was Boston.
So if you're listening right now on the Great WRKO,
you're voting for that. And when an illegal hurts somebody
in your family or you, you're going to have to
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look at yourself in the mirror and you're going to
have to realize that you did that. Well, I've always
voted Democrat. I know, I got it, it, I get it.
But that's what you're voting for. You're not voting for JFK.
You're not voting for Bill Clinton. When you're a big
city Democrat voting for Democrats, you're voting to ensure that
your city fills up with rapists and murderers. I know
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that maybe isn't what you want it to be true.
And I know you can't bring yourself to vote for
Nazis because you're a stupid person who believes the news.
But I'm just letting you know that's where we're at.
There's that also, like I warned you before, peace the
Russia Ukraine war, the peace that's going to come there
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is going to take time. All right, It's going to
take time, Yes, Chris, I'm going to get to the
breaking news thing in a moment. It's going to take time.
Today you already know. Trump spoke with Vladimir Putin, then
he spoke with Zelensky. They're trying to get a ceasefire agreement.
Zelensky came out today and said, well, a red line
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for US is going to be giving up any territory. Well, okay,
well that's not going to work. Don't read too much
into that. This is the beginning of negotiations. At the
beginning of negotiations, anybody who's got half a brain stakes
out the most extreme position possible so they don't have
to give up as much ground. In the end, the
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Ukraine's going to have to give up territory because Russia
holds the territory. It's not because it's right or it's wrong,
or you like it or none of that stuff matters.
Russia holds it. You can't get Ukraine can't remove them
from it. So possession is nine tenths of the law.
It's going to be a process, as I warned you,
and I don't know that this process is going to
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work this time. We might still be on the air
a year, two years from now talking about this. I
don't know. It takes time, but that's where we are now.
I promised you that I was going to bring something
to you. A few minutes ago. Chris has brought up
the idea of deep frying a cheese steak at home.
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And I know you're going to find this shocking, but
I'm not sure. I'm on board, Chris. And you know
it's not the health. I would never concern myself with that.
It's the bread. No, no, you're nodding your head. The
cheese steak has to have a good piece of bread.
It has to have a good whatever kind of bread.
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That bread is going to soak up so much oil
in Greece. I don't think it's gonna be good, man.
I think it's gonna be too much. Aren't you worried
about it being too much? So you say you said
that like it's some kind of an answer. He said,
they can deep fry ice cream, can't they Well, yes,
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because there's nothing on it to soak up. If anything,
they put some layer of bread or in one of
the Mexican joints down here, they actually crunch up cinnamon
toast crunch and they use that for the breading and
deep fried. But that's a little crunchy layer on the
outside the bread. Like I just had a cheese steak.
You just watched me eat a cheese steak for lunch, dude.
That bread was That bread was probably an inch and
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a half to two inches thick top and bottom. That's
going to be straight grease, man. But along with these lines,
before I get back to your emails, Chris is mad
at me, and so I just want to explain. I'll
tell you what happened first. That overall, you should try
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to be a good person in life. That's what we
all want, don't You want to be a good person.
I want to be a good person. But you can't
do that all the time. There have to be times
in your life where you only think about you and
you take people you work with or you're friends with,
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and you completely screw them over for your benefit. That's
what I did, what Chris, that's what I did to
Chris today. So let me explain what happened. We got
to the studio or I got to the studio first.
I I would love to tell you that I was
on the phone, but I wasn't on the phone. I
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was listening to something. I was listening to a podcast,
and I was kind of scrolling on. Yes, it was
history for your information, Chris, And I was kind of
scrolling on my phone, but I was really just killing time.
I was here early. I wanted to finish the part
of the pod I was in beforehand. So I park
into parking lot here. Who pulls in directly in front
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of me, and I mean directly in front of me,
My car across the little parking strip and Chris's car.
Who pulls in Jewish producer Chris. Chris gets out, and
Chris digs into his car and starts trying to pull
a large box of some kind out of his car.
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And this thing is huge. It is not going well
for him the car. The box is clearly too big
for the car. I have no idea how he even
got that in there. So Chris started to struggle, and
he was starting to have to yank and pull and
bend and yank and pull and bend, and at one
(07:52):
point in time he even took a little bit of
a break and he just kind of stood up and
looked at it. And I want you to know that
I just sat there and watched and could I have helped.
Of course I could have helped. I was only worried
about me in that moment, not Chris. And so what
Chris was. You can't just call me a bad person
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because of one bad moment. Chris, Okay, listen, I have
a perfectly good excuse. I didn't feel like it, all right.
Plus we're not let's not discount the fact that we're
in a way, we're in the entertainment business. You have
any idea how entertaining it was watching you struggle with
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that box, and really the knowledge that I could help,
yet I wasn't helping you. It made it so much
better knowing that it all would have taken minimal effort.
I could have gotten out, I could have opened up
the opposite side. Given that box an extra boost, I
could have pushed it right out. It could have been
five seconds. I knew I had that power, and I
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just denied it to you out of pure selfishness, and
it felt really good. It felt what. No, it's not
a bad person, Chris, it's a bad moment. I'm admitting
that I had a bad moment. I don't know why
you're taking this to heart. Next time I might help.
I mean I might not, but next time I might.
You never know. We'll just depend on how I feel. Like.
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Did you hear this? Listen to this chick?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Hi, I'm Scout. I use they them pronouns, and I'm
an introdispld.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
On Hold on Scout anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Hi, I'm Scout. I use they them pronouns, and I'm
an interdisciplinary major at UBC. I'm in my last semester.
My primary thematic focus is decolonizing academia and public knowledge systems,
and my secondary thematic focus is biocultural and linguistic futurity.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
For those who don't know what that means, can you
give us a quick rundown?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Basically, what I focus on is the is that the
institution has made and also the emergence of indigenous ways
of knowing and being across the disciplines, and I feature
in a lot of stuff like like language report.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Chris asked why they all talk like that. Why do
they all talk in this way as if there there's
actually an interesting little communist psychology thing about that that
we will discuss in a moment. Before we discuss that,
let's discuss your favorite home movie. What is it? Or
your favorite picture? You have one? Everybody has one. Maybe
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it's your wedding album when she smeared cake on your face.
Maybe it's at the beach when you got your husband
making a sand castle with the kids. Maybe it's maybe
it's grandma, maybe it's grandpa, Maybe it's something. Isn't it
a little bit sad to know that that picture, that
VHS tape, it's more faded today than it was yesterday,
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and tomorrow it'll be more faded than it was today.
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Your kids kids will watch it one day. Tell me
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Kelly Show. It's still real to me, dammit, the Tyrns dance,
(12:06):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's check in real
quickly before we get back to some emails here, remember
tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's
check in on the communists in the country and see
just how they're handling all the endless vandalism of Tesla's
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and things like that going on in the country.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
The world's richest man it can, has been trying to
drum up sympathy for himself.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Lately.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
His sales are down, his stock is down last night.
He was somber as he went through this with Sean Hennity.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There's some kind of.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Mental illness thing going on here. Because this doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Well, let me see if I can explain it for
you when you pull up.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Have you ever been around a group of Democrats, modern day,
not older, modern day? I Have you ever lived in
a Democrat area? Maybe you work around Democrats, maybe you're
in Boston or La or place like that. Have you
ever noticed how casually they talk about horrible things happening
to you. It's just part of their language, even if
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they're not street animals. And I don't expect you hang
around street animals, even if they're not street animals out
there throwing Molotov cocktails at Tesla. How many times have
you ever heard your friends, your Democrat friends, talk about
people on the right being hurt and everybody laughs about it. Everybody,
Oh that bus full of conservatives too, better didn't go
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off a cliff. I know, right, It's just casually how
they discuss things. The average American Democrat today is extremely violent,
and most of them don't realize it. They see violence
happening to people on the right and they cheer. It's
a really, really terrible place to be, but it's the
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inevitable result of year after year after year after year
after year of dehumanizing their political opponents with rhetoric like Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
It always had a purpose. All those times you rolled
your eyes or maybe defended yourself, I'm not a Nazi.
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What are you talking about? A Nazi? Nazi? Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
They love it. It's Hitler, it's Nazi, it's Hitler, it's Nazi.
There was always a purpose to it, because what can't
you do to a Nazi? If a bus full of
Nazis went off a cliff? Would you cry about it?
Even if you're even if you're not the one who
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cut the brake lines, are you that bummed out about it?
Maybe you're mentally ill, drugged out, Maybe you are the
one who wants to cut the brake lines. But even
if you're not, you're okay with it. They're Nazis, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi,
over and over and over again. That's why I decided
I told this to you. I was very honest about it.
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That's why I decided years ago to address them as communists. One,
that's very much what they are. They are communists. I've
laid all this out very clearly. Two. If we're going
to do this game, then we're going to do it
both ways, all the way. Because if you get to
a situation where only one side has been dehumanized, well
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then that one side is finished. So if we're gonna
do it, we're gonna do it all the way. Nazi Nazi, Nazi,
Nazi Nazi. Okay, communists, let's work all that out, Oh, Jesse,
proud Navy veteran twenty nine years in counting. I must
be missing something, so please explain why I or anyone
should care about illegals flocking to Blue states the way
(15:45):
I see someone. Okay, so this is in reference to
what I said earlier about all these illegals are. They're
gonna start flooding even more into these quote sanctuary cities
like Boston, because this is Boston's mayor.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Please stand with immigrants.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You belong here, so almost want to see that Boston
doesn't back down.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You asked why you should care. That's Boston, brother. I
understand your disdain for the American communist I do but
that's an American city that's as American as it gets.
You know, if you and I've actually never personally done this. Sadly,
I need to get this done. But I have so
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many friends who have. Have you ever taken an American
history tour of Boston? You feel like, from what I gather,
you are transported back in time. That's our city that
belongs to our country. And it's a cool, cool place.
Great food too, now that I do know, because that
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I have done in Boston. Are you telling me you
just want it to go away and we leave it
to the animals. I'm not telling you to live there,
to live there, I'm telling you to I've told you
to move, move, Let Boston, fixed box Boston. I'm not
telling you that. But I don't want New York City
overrun with illegals. I love New York City. I don't
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want Miami trashed. I adore Miami. I don't want Chicago trashed,
LA trashed. Seattle. Seattle. Seattle is so freaking cool and
twenty thirty years ago it was always left right as
Pacific Northwest. But thirty years ago before the real Stalinists
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took over, You know how crazy cool Seattle is It's
one of the fondest memories of my childhood. We were
always we kind of generally drove places on vacation. It
was just save money. It was easy to get to places.
We drove to Seattle because my dad had a work
thing there. He let us all come along for two
or three days. One time, I thought I died and
went to heaven. My favorite NBA basketball team after that
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trip was the Seattle SuperSonics, and I actually don't believe
they exist anymore. But that's how much I fell in
love with the city, this lovedad. I don't want to
give the Communists these places. I don't want Seattle to
be full of rapists and murderers. I don't. I don't.
I don't like that. I don't buy into it. All right,
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can't deny it when she hears it. But we got
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can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right. The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. Have they deep fried hot dogs? Chris, Yeah,
it's called a corn dog. You don't other than that
it doesn't work. There's a reason they don't deep fry
hot dogs because the bun would soak up to much
of the grease. I'm telling you you're on your way
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to a grease in just a disaster. It's gonna be
a disaster. And have you thought about this? Remember my
chicken wing incident? Maybe you forgot about this. I guess
we're gonna drive the show off a bridge here. It's
a Jesse Kelly show. You could download the podcast on iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. Remember that incident I had in the Houston airport,
you're playing with firepow. I was heading to a plane.
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I don't eat airplane food because it's all garbage. I
stopped at the chicken wing place. It was a Mexican place,
but they had these Mexican chicken wings and I thought,
all that might be good. They'll spice them up. Some
Mexican stuff would be good. I ordered the chicken wings.
This is in George Bush Airport here in Houston. I
get the chicken wings, I run, I sit down, bust
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them open, kind of give them the little tongue lip
test to see, okay, are they okay? And they were
they were okay, obviously hot, but okay. Bit into one
and it turned it had a grease pocket in it.
You remember this story, now, Chris. It had a greasse
pocket in it. The grease squirted out of the chicken
wing onto my upper lip. It was so hot the
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burn split my lip open and my lips started to bleed,
and I had a big old I remember I was
on TV. I had a big scab on the top
of my lip for a week as my lip healed. Dude,
you better be real careful if you're gonna deep fry
an entire bun of a cheese steak. Man, it's gonna
be molten lava. What can it be a Philly cheese
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steak without the HOGI roll, Well, I guess I don't understand.
I mean, a cheese steak in and of itself is greasy. Anyway,
you have the cheese and the onions, and you're gonna
have some sort of butter or oil or just the
steak fats alone. It'll be nice and greasy and fatty.
You know, I'm mister deep fried. I want to act
like I'm not deep frying anything. Why, what's the purpose
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of it? The crunch? Okay, here's what you do. Now, listen,
here's what you do. You need to drop the bun,
and you need to use a tortella. Hear me. Look
how many times have I told you that's what you
get at Bucky's is a Texas cheese steak burrito. It's
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got all the ingredients of a cheese steak, the cheese
and the onions and the steaks and all that other stuff,
only they wrap it up in a burrito. Now, it's
not deep fried, but it's delicious. It's the bun that's
not going to work. Go with a taco, even a
hard or soft taco. Wrap that bad boy up in
a burrito, deep fry it in that way. I'm telling you,
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it's the only way to go. I'm glad we tackled
this here on the show. Jd Vance spoke today too.
It's not as important whatever.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
And I think that if we bring manufacturing back, if
we unleash American technology, if we reject this globalist idea
that the way to produce economic growth is to import
cheap labor, I really think that we can do a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
In four years.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Are you going to fix every problem in four years?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Of course not.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
We certainly need to make sure this movement continues over
the next four years. But I think we do a
good job over the next four years. The American people
will give us an opportunity to keep on doing good things.
And whoever that is, I'm not worried about it. I
just want to do a good job as vice president.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Ok, whoever that is? Oh, have you seen the latest
pull numbers out on who Republicans prefer in the primary? JD. Brother,
it's yours at this point in time. Well, look, four
years is a long time. Remember the tariffs come down
on April second. Four years is an eternity in politics.
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Who knows what will happen in the world and the economy.
We might be hated, the Democrat Party might be loved
in four years. We don't know. But as things maintain
this trajectory, that's going to be JD. Vance's to lose.
What a rise, What an amazing rise. Also, the elimination
of the Department of Edgie, which happened a couple hours ago.
It was like right before the show. They had a
big event. Caroline Nelevitt spoke about it today. Caroline, what
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do you say to critics of the President's.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Education Where was their criticism of our nation's failing test
scores for the last several decades. The Department of Education
was founded in the nineteen seventies, and since then we
have spent more than three trillion dollars at this federal bureaucracy.
What has been the return on that investment for the
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American taxpayer? Levels that are less than ideal, less than proficient.
Our children's test scores are incredibly concerning when it comes
to reading rates, literacy rates, math and science test scores.
The numbers prove that, and the President is finally, this
president is finally taking much needed action to return education
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to where it belongs, and that's to educators closest to
students in their classrooms in their respective states.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I agree with all that. That all sounded good. Jesse,
what's your favorite USMC movie? I made the wife watch
Full Metal Jacket last night, and it got me thinking,
what's the best most accurate marine Corps movie? Jar Head,
Full Metal Jacket, Flags of Our Fathers. I don't know
that there's a best or most accurate because the eras
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are so different. Full Metal Jacket was great because it
so accurately reflected the Marine Corps of the Vietnam era.
Flags of Our Fathers was great. If I had to
do a Pacific War, though, I would say the HBO
mini series The Pacific is one of the better Marine
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Corps representations I've ever seen. It's based on a bunch
of things, but it's loosely based on Eugene Sledges book,
one of the great World War two in the Pacific books.
With the Old Breed is the name of the book.
It's one of my favorites. You're always asking me about books. Okay,
I forgot that was one time. I have to give
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it out two more times, so you don't email asking
the name of the book. The book is called With
the Old Breed one more time. The book is called
With the Old Breed by Eugene Sledge or eb Sledge,
or he went by a bunch of other things. Anyway,
the Pacific series is kind of loosely based on a
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bunch of that in the book. I shouldn't even say loosely.
They try to follow that, but that's not the only
storyline they follow. John Basilone, New Jersey's own John Basilone.
He's essentially a god in Marine Corps circles. He want
to earn a medal of honor on Guadalcanal, later lost
his life in ewo Jima after volunteering to come back,
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and you know, she teached the young guys how to
do what he did. Just a legend in every possible way.
He's featured, his stories featured in that. The guys who
raised the flag and some of the controversy around the flag.
Remember the flag raising ceremony on Ewojima is both famous
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and infamous. It's famous and it's revered by Americans, most
definitely Marines. In my house, I have Jesus thing has
to weigh ten pounds. I have a ten pound probably
a foot and a half long kind of like symbol
of it that sits on the office. Oh yeah, it's sick, Chris.
It's awesome with the flag in it. It's really really cool.
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So it's famous, but it's also infamous. And that there
were two flag raising ceremonies and the guys that put
it up, they immediately got used to sell war bonds.
I'm not even saying that was evil or wrong, but
it rubbed a lot of them the wrong way. You
have guys like Ira Hayes. Ira Hayes ended up dying.
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It's one of just the sadder things. And if I
remember that's actually reflected in it. Ira Hayes, he really
really had an alcohol problem, and it was an alcohol
problem that got much, much, much worse after the horrors
of Ewo Jima. And you think about this legend, Ira Hayes,
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this hero, he was Party's part of that crew. Ira Hayes.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Here.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
We always want our war heroes to come home and
we want them to be husbands, you know, and we
want them to be grandpa's at t ball games one
day and be celebrated by the local community. Hey, come
be the marshall of our Veterans Day parade. We want
we want that for our veterans, for our Iraq veterans,
for Afghanistan veterans, our Vietnam veterans. That's what we want.
That's what I want. But it very rarely ends that way.
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And Ira Hayes died. I think they found him in
a ditch or on the side of a road, so
it was just essentially drank himself to death. That's the real,
ugly reality. World War two has always thought of as
the greatest thing, the greatest thing we ever did, and
I suppose it may be it's also the worst thing
that ever happened in the history of the world. It's
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awful anyway, that got dark. I don't know why. Let's
do some more emails.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Next missed out catch up.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. And do not
forget that tomorrow is an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and
you need to each get your questions emailed in right
now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's get to some more of
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these emails, as many as we can, because we've got
a lot of room to clear out. Do your part
time Jesse, it's not nice. Can you do some sort
of giveaway for your longtime listeners to win a trip
to visit your studio so we can see what it
takes to run a part time radio show live on
the air. I don't Chris Corey, do you think they'd
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be impressed or horrified or you think they could be both?
Or do you think if they walked in here it
would be exactly what they think it's going to be. Look,
I'll tell you you're gonna see an office. It's my
quote office. It's enormous, but there's really nothing in it
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except for a couch and my pillow in a blanket
in case I want to take a little napski. There's
some clothes hanging in there just for TV. And there's
two chairs and a table. But there's lots of stains
on the carpet around the table because that's where I
eat lunch every day. There's cheese stains, and the last
time aub came to the office she was mortified. There's
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a kitchen, and I'm almost positive it's exactly what you
think it is. It's got an ice maker, of course,
no chump here. There's a big thing of cheeseballs, lots
of chips, some good chips. The freezer is full of
expired things with free burn lots and lots of sauces
(31:04):
in the fridge, many also expired. Although Chris has a
new thing of ranch on the way that's gonna be
here next month, so I'm not exactly sure where he
ordered that ranch. I'm just trying to think if you
would even enjoy being here, you'd probably be mortified by
what we have here in the studio, absolutely mortified. It's
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so insanely and it's more unprofessional than you think it is. Oh,
I forgot the booze, which nobody ever even drinks. We
have all these bottles of booze in the fridge for
visiting dignitaries. And Corey's heading out right now. Thanks Corey
for contributing something today. Corey's gonna go get something now.
No one even what, Chris what we should get a
(31:47):
pinball machine. That's exactly what we need. Dang it. Okay, Well,
hopefully by the time you get here, we'll have a
pinball machine of some kind. Hey Jesse, I've been listening
to you since your first since you first came on WR.
I love WOR. I listened to a lot of talk radio,
and yours is a great show. Quite a few years back,
(32:07):
I took a free online course at Hillsdale and it
was really good. Now, with your prompting, I signed up
again and just finished the series on the Constitution and
it's fantastic. So thank you for reminding us about it.
Who doesn't want to get educated by Hillsdale? Everybody does?
(32:27):
You are along the line to get into that school.
Is especially as we've watched the university system get grosser
and grosser. Is grocer word grosser and grosser and grosser
as we move. American parents are desperate to get their
kids into some place that where your kids will be
taught a great education with values and everything else. And
that's obviously Hillsdale. They're the shining city on a hill there.
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But most of us can't get in, even our kids
can't get in. But Hillsdale offers more than forty courses
for free for all of us at no cost. That
they want you to learn about the Constitution, everybody. They're
not charging you for it, the Roman Republic, the works
of C. S. Lewis. It's something great to do as
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a family or by yourself when you're bored. Hillsdale dot
edu slash jesse is where you go to sign up.
All right, Hillsdale dot edu slash jesse. Did you see
this little tidbit from Chris Right? I liked it.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
That zero by twenty fifty, of course, is just nonsense.
It's an activist thing, and it's a top down, big
government justification to do mostly anti human things. But what
I will say to that, maybe not to the climate activist,
but to the thoughtful people about climate change. We will
follow the math and the science and be honest about
the trade offs here. If you reduce if you can
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reduce greenhouse gas emissions without raising prices or reducing human freedom,
that's a big win. And that's what the rise of
US shale gas is done, growing LNG export. We share
that economic and reduce greenhouse gas benefit.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
With the world.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
But we're gonna treat things like their real serious topics
and not not not a quasi cult religion where we'll
justify anything in the name in the name of climate change.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Not bad. Dear Towering Inferno, Now that you are scorching
the competition, have you figured out why the show is
so popular? I have no idea. Look, all I know
is it's not Chris. But I don't know why. I
have no idea. We talk about it all the time.
We talk about it off the air the same way
we do on the air. I can't believe you like this.
(34:38):
Who tunes in to listen to this? Dear Jesse Berger
in historical Oracle, first, my pet peeve. We frequently hear
people say the proof is in the pudding. No, it
has properly said the proof of the pudding is in
the tasting. I did not know that Chris Corey, did
you guys know that I always just you knew that
(35:00):
you both of you are liars. Neither of you idiots
knew that at all. But what Chris, it's not stupid,
It is nut stud The proof is in the pudding.
Is how the saying has always gone in my life.
You know what people screw up? What's saying people screw up?
I could care less. That doesn't make any sense. You're
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supposed to say that when you don't care about something.
So if you could care less, that means you have
some level of care about that something. That the proper
way to say that is I couldn't care less, meaning
your care has completely Buddha j edged it is bottomed
out And now he's a headline. But oh, you know,
(35:46):
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to you.
Oh hey, speaking of which, San Francisco Pride Festival is
dropped by major sponsors. That is that loop thing worked again.
That is a direct result of you being more purposeful
with where you spend your money, putting your money where
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your morals are. Corporate America is backing off because of you.
Be proud of yourself. Taliban government says it's open to dialogue,
particularly with the US. After an American is freed, Trump
got another American home, Afghanistan is now open to dialogue.
I don't know. Look, I guess dialogue is a good thing.
(36:27):
I just I'm still I'm sorry. I'm still coming to
grips with the fact that we fought for twenty years
in an effort to keep the Taliban from taking over Afghanistan,
and now we're about five minutes away from diplomatic relations
with the Taliban, who we're also sending money to. Basically,
every week, US denies entry to French scientist over hateful messages.
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I love this. I love denying the French anything. Prisoner
fakes medical emergency and escapes a van on a busy
motorway like a movie villain. Gosh, I hate myself for
how much I end up rooting for these criminals when
they pull these prisoner escapes. I don't know why I'm
like this, but there's just some part of me that's like, go,
go go. Don't get me wrong, I want the cops
(37:09):
to get him, and I don't want anyone to get hurt.
But that's kind of cool. Iran says Trump's nuclear talks
more of a threat, so I think Donald Trump's gonna
bomb Irani and nuclear facilities. Whatever, We're gonna be back
tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Thursday, and we're gonna talk just really briefly
about this foreign policy stuff. I'm gonna get to this
crazy mayor first Jewish producer Chris is mad at me.
(00:31):
A bunch more emails, All that and more coming up
on the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Did you hear the Mayor of Boston, Mayor w we.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Stand with immigrants.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You belong here, so almost want to see that, then migrants,
Boston doesn't back down. We are a city where the
Irish coffee is strong and our opinions are stronger. We
may not always agree or see eye to eye, but
at the end of.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The day, we are a family.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
If you come for one of us, you will get
all of us.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's the Mayor of Boston standing firm that all the
illegals in her city will be protected. These big city
democrats are going to have to make a choice pretty
quickly here as the rest of the country returns to
sanity and illegals are finding the United States of America
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to be less and less of a welcoming place. The
more these sanctuary cities advertise that they're going to be
sanctuary cities, the more the animals are going to pour in. Rapists, murderers,
drug dealers, they are hiding in these cities because of
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their sanctuary policies. If you are a big city Democrat
listening to the sound of my voice, well that was Boston.
So if you're listening right now on the Great WRKO,
you're voting for that. And when an illegal hurts somebody
in your family or you, you're going to have to
(02:15):
look at yourself in the mirror and you're going to
have to realize that you did that. Well, I've always
voted Democrat. I know, I got it, it, I get it.
But that's what you're voting for. You're not voting for JFK.
You're not voting for Bill Clinton. When you're a big
city Democrat voting for Democrats, you're voting to ensure that
your city fills up with rapists and murderers. I know
(02:38):
that maybe isn't what you want it to be true.
And I know you can't bring yourself to vote for
Nazis because you're a stupid person who believes the news.
But I'm just letting you know that's where we're at.
There's that also, like I warned you before, peace the
Russia Ukraine war, the peace that's going to come there
(03:00):
is going to take time. All right, It's going to
take time, Yes, Chris, I'm going to get to the
breaking news thing in a moment. It's going to take time.
Today you already know. Trump spoke with Vladimir Putin, then
he spoke with Zelensky. They're trying to get a ceasefire agreement.
Zelensky came out today and said, well, a red line
(03:21):
for US is going to be giving up any territory. Well, okay,
well that's not going to work. Don't read too much
into that. This is the beginning of negotiations. At the
beginning of negotiations, anybody who's got half a brain stakes
out the most extreme position possible so they don't have
to give up as much ground. In the end, the
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Ukraine's going to have to give up territory because Russia
holds the territory. It's not because it's right or it's wrong,
or you like it or none of that stuff matters.
Russia holds it. You can't get Ukraine can't remove them
from it. So possession is nine tenths of the law.
It's going to be a process, as I warned you,
and I don't know that this process is going to
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work this time. We might still be on the air
a year, two years from now talking about this. I
don't know. It takes time, but that's where we are now.
I promised you that I was going to bring something
to you. A few minutes ago. Chris has brought up
the idea of deep frying a cheese steak at home.
(04:32):
And I know you're going to find this shocking, but
I'm not sure. I'm on board, Chris. And you know
it's not the health. I would never concern myself with that.
It's the bread. No, no, you're nodding your head. The
cheese steak has to have a good piece of bread.
It has to have a good whatever kind of bread.
(04:53):
That bread is going to soak up so much oil
in Greece. I don't think it's gonna be good, man.
I think it's gonna be too much. Aren't you worried
about it being too much? So you say you said
that like it's some kind of an answer. He said,
they can deep fry ice cream, can't they Well, yes,
(05:15):
because there's nothing on it to soak up. If anything,
they put some layer of bread or in one of
the Mexican joints down here, they actually crunch up cinnamon
toast crunch and they use that for the breading and
deep fried. But that's a little crunchy layer on the
outside the bread. Like I just had a cheese steak.
You just watched me eat a cheese steak for lunch, dude.
That bread was That bread was probably an inch and
(05:40):
a half to two inches thick top and bottom. That's
going to be straight grease, man. But along with these lines,
before I get back to your emails, Chris is mad
at me, and so I just want to explain. I'll
tell you what happened first. That overall, you should try
(06:04):
to be a good person in life. That's what we
all want, don't You want to be a good person.
I want to be a good person. But you can't
do that all the time. There have to be times
in your life where you only think about you and
you take people you work with or you're friends with,
(06:24):
and you completely screw them over for your benefit. That's
what I did, what Chris, that's what I did to
Chris today. So let me explain what happened. We got
to the studio or I got to the studio first.
I I would love to tell you that I was
on the phone, but I wasn't on the phone. I
(06:45):
was listening to something. I was listening to a podcast,
and I was kind of scrolling on. Yes, it was
history for your information, Chris, And I was kind of
scrolling on my phone, but I was really just killing time.
I was here early. I wanted to finish the part
of the pod I was in beforehand. So I park
into parking lot here. Who pulls in directly in front
(07:09):
of me, and I mean directly in front of me,
My car across the little parking strip and Chris's car.
Who pulls in Jewish producer Chris. Chris gets out, and
Chris digs into his car and starts trying to pull
a large box of some kind out of his car.
(07:32):
And this thing is huge. It is not going well
for him the car. The box is clearly too big
for the car. I have no idea how he even
got that in there. So Chris started to struggle, and
he was starting to have to yank and pull and
bend and yank and pull and bend, and at one
(07:52):
point in time he even took a little bit of
a break and he just kind of stood up and
looked at it. And I want you to know that
I just sat there and watched and could I have helped.
Of course I could have helped. I was only worried
about me in that moment, not Chris. And so what
Chris was. You can't just call me a bad person
(08:17):
because of one bad moment. Chris, Okay, listen, I have
a perfectly good excuse. I didn't feel like it, all right.
Plus we're not let's not discount the fact that we're
in a way, we're in the entertainment business. You have
any idea how entertaining it was watching you struggle with
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that box, and really the knowledge that I could help,
yet I wasn't helping you. It made it so much
better knowing that it all would have taken minimal effort.
I could have gotten out, I could have opened up
the opposite side. Given that box an extra boost, I
could have pushed it right out. It could have been
five seconds. I knew I had that power, and I
(09:01):
just denied it to you out of pure selfishness, and
it felt really good. It felt what. No, it's not
a bad person, Chris, it's a bad moment. I'm admitting
that I had a bad moment. I don't know why
you're taking this to heart. Next time I might help.
I mean I might not, but next time I might.
You never know. We'll just depend on how I feel. Like.
(09:24):
Did you hear this? Listen to this chick?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Hi, I'm Scout. I use they them pronouns, and I'm
an introdispld.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
On Hold on Scout anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Hi, I'm Scout. I use they them pronouns, and I'm
an interdisciplinary major at UBC. I'm in my last semester.
My primary thematic focus is decolonizing academia and public knowledge systems,
and my secondary thematic focus is biocultural and linguistic futurity.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
For those who don't know what that means, can you
give us a quick rundown?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Basically, what I focus on is the is that the
institution has made and also the emergence of indigenous ways
of knowing and being across the disciplines, and I feature
in a lot of stuff like like language report.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Chris asked why they all talk like that. Why do
they all talk in this way as if there there's
actually an interesting little communist psychology thing about that that
we will discuss in a moment. Before we discuss that,
let's discuss your favorite home movie. What is it? Or
your favorite picture? You have one? Everybody has one. Maybe
(10:32):
it's your wedding album when she smeared cake on your face.
Maybe it's at the beach when you got your husband
making a sand castle with the kids. Maybe it's maybe
it's grandma, maybe it's grandpa, Maybe it's something. Isn't it
a little bit sad to know that that picture, that
VHS tape, it's more faded today than it was yesterday,
(10:53):
and tomorrow it'll be more faded than it was today.
Time kills these things. Anybody who's ever left pictures in
the attic for too long will tell you Time will
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(11:41):
movie of your husband and the sandcastles, it's yours for life.
Your kids kids will watch it one day. Tell me
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Kelly Show. It's still real to me, dammit, the Tyrns dance,
(12:06):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's check in real
quickly before we get back to some emails here, remember
tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed
in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's
check in on the communists in the country and see
just how they're handling all the endless vandalism of Tesla's
(12:26):
and things like that going on in the country.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
The world's richest man it can, has been trying to
drum up sympathy for himself.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Lately.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
His sales are down, his stock is down last night.
He was somber as he went through this with Sean Hennity.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There's some kind of.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Mental illness thing going on here. Because this doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Well, let me see if I can explain it for
you when you pull up.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Have you ever been around a group of Democrats, modern day,
not older, modern day? I Have you ever lived in
a Democrat area? Maybe you work around Democrats, maybe you're
in Boston or La or place like that. Have you
ever noticed how casually they talk about horrible things happening
to you. It's just part of their language, even if
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they're not street animals. And I don't expect you hang
around street animals, even if they're not street animals out
there throwing Molotov cocktails at Tesla. How many times have
you ever heard your friends, your Democrat friends, talk about
people on the right being hurt and everybody laughs about it. Everybody,
Oh that bus full of conservatives too, better didn't go
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off a cliff. I know, right, It's just casually how
they discuss things. The average American Democrat today is extremely violent,
and most of them don't realize it. They see violence
happening to people on the right and they cheer. It's
a really, really terrible place to be, but it's the
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inevitable result of year after year after year after year
after year of dehumanizing their political opponents with rhetoric like Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
It always had a purpose. All those times you rolled
your eyes or maybe defended yourself, I'm not a Nazi.
(14:17):
What are you talking about? A Nazi? Nazi? Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
They love it. It's Hitler, it's Nazi, it's Hitler, it's Nazi.
There was always a purpose to it, because what can't
you do to a Nazi? If a bus full of
Nazis went off a cliff? Would you cry about it?
Even if you're even if you're not the one who
(14:38):
cut the brake lines, are you that bummed out about it?
Maybe you're mentally ill, drugged out, Maybe you are the
one who wants to cut the brake lines. But even
if you're not, you're okay with it. They're Nazis, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi,
over and over and over again. That's why I decided
I told this to you. I was very honest about it.
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That's why I decided years ago to address them as communists. One,
that's very much what they are. They are communists. I've
laid all this out very clearly. Two. If we're going
to do this game, then we're going to do it
both ways, all the way. Because if you get to
a situation where only one side has been dehumanized, well
(15:21):
then that one side is finished. So if we're gonna
do it, we're gonna do it all the way. Nazi Nazi, Nazi,
Nazi Nazi. Okay, communists, let's work all that out, Oh, Jesse,
proud Navy veteran twenty nine years in counting. I must
be missing something, so please explain why I or anyone
should care about illegals flocking to Blue states the way
(15:45):
I see someone. Okay, so this is in reference to
what I said earlier about all these illegals are. They're
gonna start flooding even more into these quote sanctuary cities
like Boston, because this is Boston's mayor.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Please stand with immigrants.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You belong here, so almost want to see that Boston
doesn't back down.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You asked why you should care. That's Boston, brother. I
understand your disdain for the American communist I do but
that's an American city that's as American as it gets.
You know, if you and I've actually never personally done this. Sadly,
I need to get this done. But I have so
(16:27):
many friends who have. Have you ever taken an American
history tour of Boston? You feel like, from what I gather,
you are transported back in time. That's our city that
belongs to our country. And it's a cool, cool place.
Great food too, now that I do know, because that
(16:50):
I have done in Boston. Are you telling me you
just want it to go away and we leave it
to the animals. I'm not telling you to live there,
to live there, I'm telling you to I've told you
to move, move, Let Boston, fixed box Boston. I'm not
telling you that. But I don't want New York City
overrun with illegals. I love New York City. I don't
(17:12):
want Miami trashed. I adore Miami. I don't want Chicago trashed,
LA trashed. Seattle. Seattle. Seattle is so freaking cool and
twenty thirty years ago it was always left right as
Pacific Northwest. But thirty years ago before the real Stalinists
(17:33):
took over, You know how crazy cool Seattle is It's
one of the fondest memories of my childhood. We were
always we kind of generally drove places on vacation. It
was just save money. It was easy to get to places.
We drove to Seattle because my dad had a work
thing there. He let us all come along for two
or three days. One time, I thought I died and
went to heaven. My favorite NBA basketball team after that
(17:56):
trip was the Seattle SuperSonics, and I actually don't believe
they exist anymore. But that's how much I fell in
love with the city, this lovedad. I don't want to
give the Communists these places. I don't want Seattle to
be full of rapists and murderers. I don't. I don't.
I don't like that. I don't buy into it. All right,
(18:16):
we'll do some more. Let's save a life real quick.
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can't deny it when she hears it. But we got
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can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right. The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. Have they deep fried hot dogs? Chris, Yeah,
it's called a corn dog. You don't other than that
it doesn't work. There's a reason they don't deep fry
hot dogs because the bun would soak up to much
of the grease. I'm telling you you're on your way
(20:02):
to a grease in just a disaster. It's gonna be
a disaster. And have you thought about this? Remember my
chicken wing incident? Maybe you forgot about this. I guess
we're gonna drive the show off a bridge here. It's
a Jesse Kelly show. You could download the podcast on iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. Remember that incident I had in the Houston airport,
you're playing with firepow. I was heading to a plane.
(20:25):
I don't eat airplane food because it's all garbage. I
stopped at the chicken wing place. It was a Mexican place,
but they had these Mexican chicken wings and I thought,
all that might be good. They'll spice them up. Some
Mexican stuff would be good. I ordered the chicken wings.
This is in George Bush Airport here in Houston. I
get the chicken wings, I run, I sit down, bust
(20:48):
them open, kind of give them the little tongue lip
test to see, okay, are they okay? And they were
they were okay, obviously hot, but okay. Bit into one
and it turned it had a grease pocket in it.
You remember this story, now, Chris. It had a greasse
pocket in it. The grease squirted out of the chicken
wing onto my upper lip. It was so hot the
(21:13):
burn split my lip open and my lips started to bleed,
and I had a big old I remember I was
on TV. I had a big scab on the top
of my lip for a week as my lip healed. Dude,
you better be real careful if you're gonna deep fry
an entire bun of a cheese steak. Man, it's gonna
be molten lava. What can it be a Philly cheese
(21:38):
steak without the HOGI roll, Well, I guess I don't understand.
I mean, a cheese steak in and of itself is greasy. Anyway,
you have the cheese and the onions, and you're gonna
have some sort of butter or oil or just the
steak fats alone. It'll be nice and greasy and fatty.
You know, I'm mister deep fried. I want to act
like I'm not deep frying anything. Why, what's the purpose
(22:01):
of it? The crunch? Okay, here's what you do. Now, listen,
here's what you do. You need to drop the bun,
and you need to use a tortella. Hear me. Look
how many times have I told you that's what you
get at Bucky's is a Texas cheese steak burrito. It's
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got all the ingredients of a cheese steak, the cheese
and the onions and the steaks and all that other stuff,
only they wrap it up in a burrito. Now, it's
not deep fried, but it's delicious. It's the bun that's
not going to work. Go with a taco, even a
hard or soft taco. Wrap that bad boy up in
a burrito, deep fry it in that way. I'm telling you,
(22:44):
it's the only way to go. I'm glad we tackled
this here on the show. Jd Vance spoke today too.
It's not as important whatever.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
And I think that if we bring manufacturing back, if
we unleash American technology, if we reject this globalist idea
that the way to produce economic growth is to import
cheap labor, I really think that we can do a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
In four years.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Are you going to fix every problem in four years?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Of course not.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
We certainly need to make sure this movement continues over
the next four years. But I think we do a
good job over the next four years. The American people
will give us an opportunity to keep on doing good things.
And whoever that is, I'm not worried about it. I
just want to do a good job as vice president.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Ok, whoever that is? Oh, have you seen the latest
pull numbers out on who Republicans prefer in the primary? JD. Brother,
it's yours at this point in time. Well, look, four
years is a long time. Remember the tariffs come down
on April second. Four years is an eternity in politics.
(23:43):
Who knows what will happen in the world and the economy.
We might be hated, the Democrat Party might be loved
in four years. We don't know. But as things maintain
this trajectory, that's going to be JD. Vance's to lose.
What a rise, What an amazing rise. Also, the elimination
of the Department of Edgie, which happened a couple hours ago.
It was like right before the show. They had a
big event. Caroline Nelevitt spoke about it today. Caroline, what
(24:06):
do you say to critics of the President's.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Education Where was their criticism of our nation's failing test
scores for the last several decades. The Department of Education
was founded in the nineteen seventies, and since then we
have spent more than three trillion dollars at this federal bureaucracy.
What has been the return on that investment for the
(24:28):
American taxpayer? Levels that are less than ideal, less than proficient.
Our children's test scores are incredibly concerning when it comes
to reading rates, literacy rates, math and science test scores.
The numbers prove that, and the President is finally, this
president is finally taking much needed action to return education
(24:51):
to where it belongs, and that's to educators closest to
students in their classrooms in their respective states.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I agree with all that. That all sounded good. Jesse,
what's your favorite USMC movie? I made the wife watch
Full Metal Jacket last night, and it got me thinking,
what's the best most accurate marine Corps movie? Jar Head,
Full Metal Jacket, Flags of Our Fathers. I don't know
that there's a best or most accurate because the eras
(25:19):
are so different. Full Metal Jacket was great because it
so accurately reflected the Marine Corps of the Vietnam era.
Flags of Our Fathers was great. If I had to
do a Pacific War, though, I would say the HBO
mini series The Pacific is one of the better Marine
(25:41):
Corps representations I've ever seen. It's based on a bunch
of things, but it's loosely based on Eugene Sledges book,
one of the great World War two in the Pacific books.
With the Old Breed is the name of the book.
It's one of my favorites. You're always asking me about books. Okay,
I forgot that was one time. I have to give
(26:01):
it out two more times, so you don't email asking
the name of the book. The book is called With
the Old Breed one more time. The book is called
With the Old Breed by Eugene Sledge or eb Sledge,
or he went by a bunch of other things. Anyway,
the Pacific series is kind of loosely based on a
(26:22):
bunch of that in the book. I shouldn't even say loosely.
They try to follow that, but that's not the only
storyline they follow. John Basilone, New Jersey's own John Basilone.
He's essentially a god in Marine Corps circles. He want
to earn a medal of honor on Guadalcanal, later lost
his life in ewo Jima after volunteering to come back,
(26:44):
and you know, she teached the young guys how to
do what he did. Just a legend in every possible way.
He's featured, his stories featured in that. The guys who
raised the flag and some of the controversy around the flag.
Remember the flag raising ceremony on Ewojima is both famous
(27:04):
and infamous. It's famous and it's revered by Americans, most
definitely Marines. In my house, I have Jesus thing has
to weigh ten pounds. I have a ten pound probably
a foot and a half long kind of like symbol
of it that sits on the office. Oh yeah, it's sick, Chris.
It's awesome with the flag in it. It's really really cool.
(27:24):
So it's famous, but it's also infamous. And that there
were two flag raising ceremonies and the guys that put
it up, they immediately got used to sell war bonds.
I'm not even saying that was evil or wrong, but
it rubbed a lot of them the wrong way. You
have guys like Ira Hayes. Ira Hayes ended up dying.
(27:46):
It's one of just the sadder things. And if I
remember that's actually reflected in it. Ira Hayes, he really
really had an alcohol problem, and it was an alcohol
problem that got much, much, much worse after the horrors
of Ewo Jima. And you think about this legend, Ira Hayes,
(28:08):
this hero, he was Party's part of that crew. Ira Hayes.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Here.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
We always want our war heroes to come home and
we want them to be husbands, you know, and we
want them to be grandpa's at t ball games one
day and be celebrated by the local community. Hey, come
be the marshall of our Veterans Day parade. We want
we want that for our veterans, for our Iraq veterans,
for Afghanistan veterans, our Vietnam veterans. That's what we want.
That's what I want. But it very rarely ends that way.
(28:37):
And Ira Hayes died. I think they found him in
a ditch or on the side of a road, so
it was just essentially drank himself to death. That's the real,
ugly reality. World War two has always thought of as
the greatest thing, the greatest thing we ever did, and
I suppose it may be it's also the worst thing
that ever happened in the history of the world. It's
(28:58):
awful anyway, that got dark. I don't know why. Let's
do some more emails.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Next missed out catch up.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. And do not
forget that tomorrow is an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and
you need to each get your questions emailed in right
now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's get to some more of
(29:30):
these emails, as many as we can, because we've got
a lot of room to clear out. Do your part
time Jesse, it's not nice. Can you do some sort
of giveaway for your longtime listeners to win a trip
to visit your studio so we can see what it
takes to run a part time radio show live on
the air. I don't Chris Corey, do you think they'd
(29:52):
be impressed or horrified or you think they could be both?
Or do you think if they walked in here it
would be exactly what they think it's going to be. Look,
I'll tell you you're gonna see an office. It's my
quote office. It's enormous, but there's really nothing in it
(30:16):
except for a couch and my pillow in a blanket
in case I want to take a little napski. There's
some clothes hanging in there just for TV. And there's
two chairs and a table. But there's lots of stains
on the carpet around the table because that's where I
eat lunch every day. There's cheese stains, and the last
time aub came to the office she was mortified. There's
(30:41):
a kitchen, and I'm almost positive it's exactly what you
think it is. It's got an ice maker, of course,
no chump here. There's a big thing of cheeseballs, lots
of chips, some good chips. The freezer is full of
expired things with free burn lots and lots of sauces
(31:04):
in the fridge, many also expired. Although Chris has a
new thing of ranch on the way that's gonna be
here next month, so I'm not exactly sure where he
ordered that ranch. I'm just trying to think if you
would even enjoy being here, you'd probably be mortified by
what we have here in the studio, absolutely mortified. It's
(31:24):
so insanely and it's more unprofessional than you think it is. Oh,
I forgot the booze, which nobody ever even drinks. We
have all these bottles of booze in the fridge for
visiting dignitaries. And Corey's heading out right now. Thanks Corey
for contributing something today. Corey's gonna go get something now.
No one even what, Chris what we should get a
(31:47):
pinball machine. That's exactly what we need. Dang it. Okay, Well,
hopefully by the time you get here, we'll have a
pinball machine of some kind. Hey Jesse, I've been listening
to you since your first since you first came on WR.
I love WOR. I listened to a lot of talk radio,
and yours is a great show. Quite a few years back,
(32:07):
I took a free online course at Hillsdale and it
was really good. Now, with your prompting, I signed up
again and just finished the series on the Constitution and
it's fantastic. So thank you for reminding us about it.
Who doesn't want to get educated by Hillsdale? Everybody does?
(32:27):
You are along the line to get into that school.
Is especially as we've watched the university system get grosser
and grosser. Is grocer word grosser and grosser and grosser
as we move. American parents are desperate to get their
kids into some place that where your kids will be
taught a great education with values and everything else. And
that's obviously Hillsdale. They're the shining city on a hill there.
(32:50):
But most of us can't get in, even our kids
can't get in. But Hillsdale offers more than forty courses
for free for all of us at no cost. That
they want you to learn about the Constitution, everybody. They're
not charging you for it, the Roman Republic, the works
of C. S. Lewis. It's something great to do as
(33:11):
a family or by yourself when you're bored. Hillsdale dot
edu slash jesse is where you go to sign up.
All right, Hillsdale dot edu slash jesse. Did you see
this little tidbit from Chris Right? I liked it.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
That zero by twenty fifty, of course, is just nonsense.
It's an activist thing, and it's a top down, big
government justification to do mostly anti human things. But what
I will say to that, maybe not to the climate activist,
but to the thoughtful people about climate change. We will
follow the math and the science and be honest about
the trade offs here. If you reduce if you can
(33:50):
reduce greenhouse gas emissions without raising prices or reducing human freedom,
that's a big win. And that's what the rise of
US shale gas is done, growing LNG export. We share
that economic and reduce greenhouse gas benefit.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
With the world.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
But we're gonna treat things like their real serious topics
and not not not a quasi cult religion where we'll
justify anything in the name in the name of climate change.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Not bad. Dear Towering Inferno, Now that you are scorching
the competition, have you figured out why the show is
so popular? I have no idea. Look, all I know
is it's not Chris. But I don't know why. I
have no idea. We talk about it all the time.
We talk about it off the air the same way
we do on the air. I can't believe you like this.
(34:38):
Who tunes in to listen to this? Dear Jesse Berger
in historical Oracle, first, my pet peeve. We frequently hear
people say the proof is in the pudding. No, it
has properly said the proof of the pudding is in
the tasting. I did not know that Chris Corey, did
you guys know that I always just you knew that
(35:00):
you both of you are liars. Neither of you idiots
knew that at all. But what Chris, it's not stupid,
It is nut stud The proof is in the pudding.
Is how the saying has always gone in my life.
You know what people screw up? What's saying people screw up?
I could care less. That doesn't make any sense. You're
(35:24):
supposed to say that when you don't care about something.
So if you could care less, that means you have
some level of care about that something. That the proper
way to say that is I couldn't care less, meaning
your care has completely Buddha j edged it is bottomed
out And now he's a headline. But oh, you know,
(35:46):
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to you.
Oh hey, speaking of which, San Francisco Pride Festival is
dropped by major sponsors. That is that loop thing worked again.
That is a direct result of you being more purposeful
with where you spend your money, putting your money where
(36:07):
your morals are. Corporate America is backing off because of you.
Be proud of yourself. Taliban government says it's open to dialogue,
particularly with the US. After an American is freed, Trump
got another American home, Afghanistan is now open to dialogue.
I don't know. Look, I guess dialogue is a good thing.
(36:27):
I just I'm still I'm sorry. I'm still coming to
grips with the fact that we fought for twenty years
in an effort to keep the Taliban from taking over Afghanistan,
and now we're about five minutes away from diplomatic relations
with the Taliban, who we're also sending money to. Basically,
every week, US denies entry to French scientist over hateful messages.
(36:48):
I love this. I love denying the French anything. Prisoner
fakes medical emergency and escapes a van on a busy
motorway like a movie villain. Gosh, I hate myself for
how much I end up rooting for these criminals when
they pull these prisoner escapes. I don't know why I'm
like this, but there's just some part of me that's like, go,
go go. Don't get me wrong, I want the cops
(37:09):
to get him, and I don't want anyone to get hurt.
But that's kind of cool. Iran says Trump's nuclear talks
more of a threat, so I think Donald Trump's gonna
bomb Irani and nuclear facilities. Whatever, We're gonna be back
tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all.
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