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March 26, 2025 37 mins

The CEO of NPR faced Congress and had to keep lying to continue to get funding from the taxpayer. The best frozen pizza. Barbarians have not only been let into the US, but Europe may have it worse, highlighted by a terrible sad story. Trump talking about wanting to defund NPR, but that's been said in the past, and it never happens. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show. On a spectacular Wednesday. It's been such
a great Wednesday with BK and everything else. So we're
gonna rip on Catherine Mayer here in just a few
minutes this hour, we will talk about something ugly that
happened in Spain. I know you think you don't care,

(00:35):
but you might care, and we'll do some emails and
other things coming up the final hour of the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. I forgot to tell you about
Chris's hair today, so as you may be aware, I
don't know, but I'm going bald you.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
See.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Shut up, Chris, you stay out of this now. It's
not my fault. It's a Kelly thing. My dad about
the same time, in fact, even a little earlier than me,
started to lose his hair. His dad, his brother's. When
the Kellys hit thirties, mid to late thirties, forties, she's

(01:17):
gonna start sending out on you, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
She just is.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And I'll tell you this my sons, James and Luke,
because they're disrespectful. They enjoy making fun of me. From
my bald head, and I have greatly enjoyed telling them
soak it up, boys, got about twenty more years left,
and you'll be right there. Enjoy every bit of it.
And you can tell it gives them a moment of pause.
They think to themselves, Oh crap, that's probably coming anyway.

(01:44):
I'm losing my hair, all right. It hurts for the
longest time. Aub, because she's not very nice either, kept
pointing it out and making fun of me that my
hairline in the front was retreating, that it was going backwards,
and I couldn't see it because I always liked to
look at myself in the best light. But after a

(02:05):
while it became simply undeniable that the hairline was going backwards. Then,
because you can live with that for a while within reason.
Then then it started to thin out on top and
that there's just no way to overcome that. And dudes

(02:28):
get all self conscious about it, and they try to
They try to grow it out and think that longer
is better. It's exactly the opposite. All it does is
put more eyes on the problem. They'll try the two
pay route. Everybody can see your two pay guys. Everyone
knows it looks bad. Sorry, it looks bad. Guys will
try everything. I chose to go the other way. I

(02:51):
chose to take the route my old man did and
just kind of shave it down. It'll be due. But
have you ever I know they don't show the simul
cast of the show anymore, so you probably can't watch
me do the show. But have you ever noticed that
I rub my head a lot? If you've ever watched
me on watched me do radio, I tend to rub
my head a lot. You know why I rub my

(03:13):
head a lot, doesn't itch or anything. I don't have
any ailments that I'm aware of. I miss it. It
was like it's like losing an old friend that you
don't shake your head, Chris, that you never get back.
That's what it's like. You want me. When I said

(03:35):
goodbye to my hair, I said goodbye forever. He's never
coming back. I'm not going to Turkey for hair replacement surgery.
You just make fun of me and be really mean
about it. I'm not going to take any of this.
I don't know nitroglycerin or whatever the stuff is you
email in or tell me to take for my hair.
I don't know, Chris. I'm not a scientist. It's some
kind of chemical word. I'm not taking anything. I'm just

(03:58):
gonna let it go. That's it. But Chris and I
have been working together for almost seven years now. He's
well aware of the pain and anguish I feel. Chris's
hair is.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's awful.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's really bad. He has a lot of it. He's
one of these people with this thick, disgusting mop of
hair and no maintenance on it whatsoever. What Chris Chris
said in his defense, he's enjoying it because he knows
he's gonna lose it. Well, yeah, well that's the point, Chris.
It goes beyond enjoying it for yourself. At some point.

(04:38):
It's pretty obvious you're rubbing it in Chris's hair. It's
gotta be honestly, it's gotta be like five six inches
long right now. The kind of hair I was never
allowed to have. If my dad ever saw me with
hair like that, he'd yell at me and tell me
I was a dirty hippie, and he'd swear that if
I didn't go get my hair cut, he'd grab clippers
and he'd cut. I'm gonna cut it, and you wouldn't

(04:59):
enjoy it. He was totally serious. So I've never in
my life had hair at that length. But he comes
in today, I know it's borderlying on unprofessional, just completely unkempt,
and it's just flowing all over the place. When did
you get up today, Chris? When did you get out
of bed? Honestly, because it looked like it was five

(05:19):
minutes before you came into work. I know you didn't
knock out a shower, so don't lie. I know you didn't.
That's not showered hair, that whatever that is. Anyway, I'm
upset with Chris. Let's make fun of Katherine Mayer because
I played this for you earlier. The famous truth sound
by think.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Are reverence for the truth might become might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
finding consensus and getting important things done.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
The important part of Katherine Mayor is she runs NPR,
which you pay for, which you pay for. This is
it's a great example. It's why I'm going to play
a couple of these little questionings from today's hearing. It's
a perfect example of how the system works, how they
just slowly but surely bring in as many committed communists

(06:09):
into every single part of the system, and from there
you really don't have to give them marching orders. You've
brought in this demonic cultist. You know they're going to
do demonic cultist things. Tim Burchett one of my favorite
members of Congress. He was asking her some questions today.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
What about Lee Grenwoods, God Blessed the USA is propaganda?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't believe that is propaganda, sir.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Well, in January, North County Public Radio and that's a
subsidiary of NPR, had Daphne Brooks, who apparently is a
black feminism scholar, on its show where it was hosted
by the host Brittany Lews, and it says, have you
ever watched something on TV and thought, Okay, now this
is propaganda? Have you ever had that moment, to which

(06:57):
Daphney Brooks replied, Whenever I see Lee Greenwood singing Proud
to be an.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
American, I believe that represents the individual we interviewed on
Aaron not the position.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Did you say there's no bias on NPR?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
That is that is not.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
A bias statement, man, That is not even a Both
parties wrapped themselves around this song. Every time there's a
national conflict, Lee Greenwood sings it, and he does a
beautiful job.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
But you say there there is no bias in NPR.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
That is that individual's opinion, and she, of course is
entitled to it, but that is not the position of NPR.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Burchitte went on, I just you know what murders me
about Burchette is how unbelievably dry he is. He always
sounds he always sounds like the next words out of
his mouth are going to be I don't really care.
But every time I hear him talking, I've interviewed him
several times. He's just an awesome person. It just always
sounds just kind of sick of the whole dumb thing.

(07:54):
And I don't know, and just I don't really care.
I'm sick of it all.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
I ask you, why did you call President Trump a
fascist and a deranged rices sociopath in twenty.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Twenty, Congressman, I appreciate the opportunity to address this. I
regret those tweets. I would not tweet them again today.
They represented a time where I was reflecting on something
that I believe that the President had said, rather than
who he is. I don't presume that anyone is a racist.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Wouild you don't believe anyone is a racist.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I don't start by presuming anyone as a racist, sir.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
That was clear back in twenty twenty. She's a totally
different person.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh wait, Brandon Gill got in on.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
A whole thing years ago INPR Educated America about quote
the whole community of gender queer dinosaur enthusiast. Do you
think that that's inappropriate use of tax dollars?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I was not an MPR at the time.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
That's not the question, though, Do you think that that's
an appropriate use of our tax dollars?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I think our tax dollars that we use are to
be able to provide a wide range.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
I'll take that as a yes, you do believe that
that's appropriate. Your health advisor at NPR also stated in
an interview that quote fear of fatness is more hot
rmful than actual fat. Would you like to explain how
fear of fatness is more harmful than actual fat? That's
directly that's an editorial at NPR.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I am not familiar with the editorial, and I don't
believe that was published during my time here.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
It's called diet culture is everywhere. Here's how to fight it?
Do you think that that's an appropriate use of taxpayer dollars.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I think any reporting on health is an appropriate use.
You spent dollars, Yes.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
And you think that editorializing that fat is not unhealthy
is appropriate?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I don't know that what that article is sert and
I'm not familiar with it. With inside fake news.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Do you think that basic accommodations like doorways or seat
belts represent quote latent fat phobia?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't have an opinion.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's also from NPR FAM How fat do you have
to be to look at a doorway and think that
thing's oppressing me?

Speaker 7 (09:49):
That?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
You know?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I didn't even think about that when I listened to
that earlier. That just popped it into my head. As
he said, it didn't even occur to me. A doorway. Hey, look,
doorways do you oppress me? I have to duck through
virtually all of them, all of you know? Did you
know that I naturally cock my head to the side
every time I go through a doorway. It looks like

(10:10):
I'm in a rave or something like that. Constantly, I'm
gonna cock my head to decide to keep myself from
braining myself on the doorframe. I'm oppressed, and I don't
even look at doorways in that way. That's really weird.
Can you imagine what it's like for Whoopy Goldberg? Have
you given money to preborn yet preborn saving a life?
Do you have any idea how many lives you saved

(10:33):
last year? You and preborn combined? Sixty seven thousand? Did
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a scared young woman a free ultrasound and then if

(10:57):
she needs it, she needs diapers or or help up
to two years of care. That's actually saving lives. You
did that sixty seven thousand. What does that mean for America?
Twenty thirty forty fifty years from now? Sixty seven thousand
people you might walk past one one day, you'd never

(11:19):
know it a life you saved. That ultrasound cost twenty
eight bucks. That's how they give it to her for free.
You can give preborn whatever you want, as much as
you want. I don't care if it's eight bucks, I
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Go save a life deducted on your taxes. Sixty seven thousand.

(11:40):
Because of you. Let's make this year even better. Preborn
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Rhinos eight days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Wednesday. Remember you

(12:05):
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
We'll get to spain here in a minute, well a
couple minutes. But first, Jesse, it broke my heart the
first time I heard you say one of your Christmas
gifts was a frozen pizza. But that's probably all you deserved.
What's your favorite frozen pizza? Okay, first, let me explain

(12:26):
the story for you new listeners. I grew up in
a construction family, and to the credit of my parents,
we didn't starve. Okay, all right, we didn't starve. We
had hot meals. They weren't always the best, of course,
and we certainly weren't made of money. We're just in

(12:48):
We're just construction people. We're just normal people. That's how
I grew up. And when I was ten years old,
my dad decided he wanted to move out west. He
wanted his family to live in clean Air. He loved
hunting and fishing. He just wanted to move out west.
So we took a bunch of trips out west. My

(13:08):
old man was trying to find work, so we throw
the family in the car and we drove across the
country several times, the Dakotas and Wyoming, Kansas and Nebraska,
and I know all these places intimately. Well, my dad
was always getting out to the rockies and trying to
find work. He finds job as a construction superintendent for

(13:29):
a construction company in Bozeman, Montana. We moved to Bow's
in Montana. Well, now we don't have any money. Have
you ever changed jobs or moved Even if you have
a good job lined up, lots of times there's like
this lag period where you're living off your savings, you're
running up your credit cards, you have nothing. I've done
this several times. If it sounds familiar, nothing, it's awful. Well,

(13:53):
when we moved to Montana, we were so poor. We
had to live in a ski cabin on the side
of the hill. Maybe that sounds really cool. This was
in the summertime. There was no snow. It wasn't that cool.
It was very really pretty and when the snow did come,
you couldn't park up at the house. You had to

(14:14):
park way down the hill. And so when you came
home with groceries, we had to have sleds stationed by
where we parked. You had to load the groceries into
a sled, you know, like the sled you'd take down
a hill and then had a rope attached to it
and you'd have.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
To walk up the hill through the snow haul on
your sled full of groceries to our ski cabin.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's where we were. That's that's how we lived, right
by the way. My folks ended up doing really well.
When I joined the Marine Corps. They started their own
construction company, don Kelly Construction, and they did great for themselves,
did great, retired and they ended up doing great. Course
after I left the house, they did great. Figures anyway,
they did great. Everything worked out great, Everything was fine

(14:55):
in the end, But for a while there was a
little tough and our first Christmas in Montana, there just
was no extra money. Maybe you're living that life now
I've been there. That's that was my offer. Normally, my
folks would ask for a Christmas list and you'd put
you know, I want these new Jordans, or I want

(15:16):
a video game, or I want this jersey of my
favorite sports team. And you'd put a bunch of things
on the list, you'd get one. Generally in my house,
one or two. There was no list. It was which
frozen pizza you want? Now. I don't know if I
can quall if. I don't know if I can describe
the best frozen pizzas. Tombstone is top notch, top notch.

(15:41):
Yes it is, Chris. You're not gonna tell see Chris
said Red Baron. If you'd just been patient floppy here,
I would have explained that Red Baron I would put
that not necessarily equal to Tombstone, but barely a notch below.
Red Baron is top, top end frozen pizza, my personal favorite.

(16:04):
I will still buy these to this day. Whenever ob
isn't along, ab is not that supportive of frozen pizza.
I'll be very honest with you. I always have to
hear them at the preservatives and things like that. Nothing
beats of Totinos. Totinos. Ready for me to age myself

(16:26):
forty three going on eighty three, Jesse. When I was
a kid, you could get a Totino's pizza for forty
nine cents if you will, you had to buy I
take that back. That was one of those coupon specials
in the grocery store. If you bought five, they were
forty nine cents a piece. It wasn't like one, but
forty nine cents you could get a Totino's pizza. And

(16:47):
I know you're probably making fun of me. One Remember,
I'm white trash. I can't change who I am. I'm
not classy, I'm not educated to this day, I'm forty
three years old. If ob if she's already eaten or
looking the other way, or gosh, when she leaves town
the first place, the boys and I go right to
the grocery store for Totino's pizzas. What is wrong? You

(17:10):
don't like totino It's Chris Corey. Talk to him, what
Chris it? It's good? Chris said, it's good. It's not
the best. I know it's not necessarily the best. But
here's here's why Totino's is so good. Oh oh, another
underrated one. But until they changed it was Tony's Tony's

(17:32):
Pizza when I was a kid. Now they still have
Tony's Pizza, and it's still not bad, but it used to.
It was the only frozen pizza that I ever saw
that had the pepperoni that turns into the little cups,
the little kind of crunchy grease cups that used to
be Tony's pizza. That was always choice when I was
a kid, if mama, if Dad got a bonus check
or something, Tony's Pizza was in the house. Anyway, the

(17:56):
reason Totino's is great is a the money savings, Chris.
I would think that of all people, you would appreciate that.
B It's different than than a pizza you get in
a store. It's different. It's got kind of that flaky
crust thing. Tombstone is probably an elevated version, but it's

(18:18):
similar to Dominoes. It's similar to it's similar. Totino's is
great because it's unique, Chris. Right now, maybe you'd like
to ensure that you can afford Totino's pizzas forever. The
only way to do that is to get a hold
of gold Co. You have to make sure you don't

(18:39):
get wiped out financially, don't lose the retirement you've been
busting your butt for your entire life. Let gold Co
get some precious metals in there, gold silver. I really
don't care what it is. In all seriousness, please do
not lose everything. The store about people losing everything freaking

(19:02):
breaks my heart. Man, you don't have to go crazy.
Let gold Co get something in your retirement. They handle
it all for you. I'm not asking you to do it.
I wouldn't know how to do it. Gold Co knows
how to do it. Let them do it six thousand
over six thousand five star reviews for a reason. Why

(19:23):
do you think that is? They'll we even give you
a free twenty twenty five Golden Silver kit. Jesse likes
gold dot com. All right, Jesse likes gold dot com.
Now let's go to Spain. Next. The Jesse Kelly Show
on air and online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It

(19:45):
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Wednesday.
I have a little bit of an ugly story I
want to I just want to talk about here really briefly.
That saddens me for a variety of reasons, probably not
one that caught your eye, but a Catholic priest from Boston,

(20:05):
father Richard Gross, was his name. He eighty years old,
decided he was going to go on a cruise, a
Spanish cruise. Eighty years old, goes over to Spain, gets
a little apartment where he's apparently staying or going to stay.

(20:26):
As he waits for the cruise, he gets killed. He
gets killed by a couple of barbarians, one of them
twenty seven year old North African man. You get the idea.
And I'm not going to spend any more than a
minute on this. I just want to say, I hate

(20:48):
what's happened to Europe. I hate that what's happened here,
it's happening on an even greater level in Europe. I
want to once again say that I have had had
a lifelong dream, as a history nut of visiting Rome.
From the time I was a child. I wanted to

(21:08):
go see Rome. I just wanted to see it. I
wanted to see the history, I wanted to see the sights.
I wanted to soak it all in. And I'm in
no way telling you not to go. But at Christmas
time I went to Rome. We finally went to Rome
Colosseum and all that. YEP, had a blast, very blessed.
I don't think I'll ever be back. Chris. You can't

(21:32):
imagine how filthy they've allowed it to become. You can't
even you can't even imagine it at graffiti everywhere. When
we went to the Colosseum, as a matter of fact,
when we went to the Colisseum, we got out of
our cab at the Colosseum. Now this is again, it's me.
I've dreamt of the Colosseum. I just wanted to see it.

(21:55):
I wanted to soak it all in. We got out
of our cab. You're kind of up a hill. You
have to go down a hill to get to the
entrance of the coliseum. We were surrounded, I would say,
forty Africans there, filthy, selling all kinds of filthy, little
ugly trinkets like it's the middle of Somalia. It was awful,

(22:17):
it was putrid, and that that has happened all over
Europe and America is so unbelievably sad to me. It's
so sad, and it's one of the things because there's
a reason I talk about it all the time. It
fills me with so much rage that our politicians have

(22:41):
done this to us on purpose, that this was a
conscious choice. This is not just us here in America
where the Biden the Democrats brought in as many barbarians
as they can. They've been doing this in Europe for years,
and the Europeans completely crowded out, crowded out, and the
state of disrepair. And I'm not a world traveler, so

(23:06):
I can't tell you whether this is all new or
all change. But I will tell you this. I've been
to Europe twice. I don't want to go to any
more European big cities. Every single time we've gone to
a big city in New York or in New York,
in Europe, no matter where, it is filthy, barbarians all

(23:30):
over the place, all over the And it's not like
I'm just pointing fingers there. You go to New York,
you go to New York, you can find rows and
rows and rows of illegals just laying around. You go
down into the subway, they're peeing all over the floor.
I saw one eating a live rat, a live rat.

(23:52):
Well the rat wasn't alive for too much longer. But yeah,
you get the idea, and that our politicians have done
this to us on purpose. Like I said before, I
believe it is a crime, and I'm not. I am
not under the impression that we're about to see justice
at all, that anyone will ever be arrested or prosecuted.

(24:14):
But if you took charge of a country and then
proceeded to fill that country up with barbarians, I believe
that you will answer for that one day, Ad and
you dang well better, I'll tell you that much. A
eighty year old Catholic priest from eighty years old eighty
years old. I don't know his story, but sure he's

(24:37):
not made of money, freaking priest not in finance. How
many Spanish cruises do you think he's gone on? Cross
is an ocean to go on a cruise and a
couple savages choke him to death. Eighty year old Catholic
priest dies having his airway crushed by a couple of barbarians.

(25:02):
Steems me, Man, I gotta get to some me meis
it just sickens me? I hate it man and Jesse,
I enjoy the commentary. But what's with the head rubbing?
I already explained that earlier that I used to have
hair and I miss having the hair, and now I
rub it. Jesse you're making another big reason. You're missing
another big reason losing the twenty twenty election is good,

(25:25):
and that's that we got rid of Mike Pence. Upgrading
from Mike Pence, the JD vance may be the biggest
upgrade of all time. I should have played this earlier. JB. Pritzker,
Governor of Illinois, dropped this tidbit.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
My mother was an activist for reproductive rights and LGBTQ rights,
and she took me to Pride parades back when, well
they weren't really parades, they were protests. So I have
to laugh when I hear the right wing carry on
about the dangers of posing kids to trans people or

(26:02):
same sex couples, because I'm living proof that introducing your
kids to the gay agenda might result in them growing
up to be governor.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's so gross. You know, you do realize that if
you've ever said, or even thought, I need to introduce
my kids to the gay agenda, that you're really gross.
That you're a groomer trying to guide your children in
a specific direction. It's really gross, to be honest with

(26:32):
the extremely gross. What is not gross, it's Trump talking
about NPR and PBS.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Would you be interested in defunding and taking away taxpayer
dollars to MPR MPBS.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Well, I would love to do that. I think it's
very unfair. It's been very biased the whole group, I
mean a whole group of them. And frankly, there's plenty
a look at all the media you have right now,
there's plenty of coverage. I was from a for an
age and they spend more money than any other network
of its type ever conceived. So the kind of money

(27:08):
that's being wasted, and it's a very biased view. You
know that better than anybody. And I'd be honored to
see it end.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I would be honored to see it end too. This
is something Donald Trump clearly is willing to sign. Question
is why hasn't the GOP ever put that in a
bill or a budget. Look, it's a legitimate question. We all.
I even played some for you earlier. All the back
and forth, the interrogation of Catherine Mayer, head of Mpool.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Lee Greenwoods, God Bless the USA, is propaganda.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I don't believe that is propaganda, sir.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Well, in January, North County Public Radio and that's a
subsidiary of MPR, had Daphne Brooks, who apparently is a
black feminism scholar on it.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh, where is she here?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sounds good? Are we gonna defund it now? Tim Burchett,
don't be wrong, Burchie, to be fine, burchitde would defund
it in a heartbeat. But how many years have you
and I had to hear the GOP tell us that
they're gonna defund d NPR, defund NPR. We're gonna defund NPR.
They'll even drag in the dirty comy head of NPR,
and they'll interrogate her and reveal her to be the

(28:24):
well filthy communist she is. But then when it comes
time to defund it, nothing more show trials. Not enough
results for me anyway. Let's talk about history. Let's learn
about history. Do you enjoy learning about history? Do you
like when I do history? Hillsdale offers you free history

(28:47):
as well. You don't have to just come here. Hillsdale's
offering more than forty free online courses. You know, you
know about all those wonderful stories in the Book of Genesis,
the flood and just everything. You know, all the wonderful stories.
I have terrible stories too. I guess if we're being
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(29:10):
about those some context, understand it better and it can
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Speaker 2 (29:53):
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Final of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Member
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My kids are smart, Alex and I don't know where
they got that, probably from their mother, But my kids
are smart Alex so Ob and me, I I don't

(30:15):
know whatever. We we're terrible people and we're terrible parents,
and so we make our kids do things they don't
want to do. And our church, they have this meeting
one week night a week where the kids, the teenagers

(30:37):
will gather, it'll gather and do you know, church stuff,
But it's a Wednesday night, and it's more light and fun.
It's more designed for teenagers. Right. Well, it's not just
that we want our kids in church. Bob and I
are trying to give some guidance on the whole wife thing.
It could be hard in this day and age for

(31:00):
young men to find a young woman who's not a nutball.
How many times have we covered the numbers young single
women are the most rabid, insane, nuttiest communists in the country.
It's a large percentage. It makes good young men. It
makes it hard for them to find somebody a good
place to start church. So because of that, and of

(31:21):
course Jesus, we've been making them go on Wednesday nights. Well,
they're they're teenage boys. They don't want to go to
church on Wednesday nights. They want they it's not that
we have a hard time sending them to church. They
don't want to go on Wednesday nights.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I wouldn't want it to go on Wednesday nights either.
So I issued a directive to them last night. I said, gentlemen,
I know exactly how your devious little minds work. We
have tracking. We track everything on your phones, including the location,
including the speed. When I say we, I mean, oh,

(31:59):
I don't have any crap on my phone, but of
course ob does. Your phones will stay in the car
because here's what they do when they don't want to
be there. They'll sneak out together and they'll go snicker
on their phones and do little stupid things on their phones,
or or you know exactly how this works. Everybody, man

(32:20):
and woman has done this in this modern era. Either
your kids are being loud and annoying, or you're stuck
in a party you don't want, you take your phone
and you go back like you're taking a dump for
twenty minutes, when really it's just an escape where you're
there on your phone. My kids will do that for
a half hour. They'll do that for a half hour.
So I issued the order the phones stay in the car.

(32:42):
You want to know what my youngest said back to me, kid,
you not in sverbate? I'm reading it. Shouldn't we try
and get the number of someone we become friends with.
I know Chris, I know this kid. I'm telling you
one day I'm just gonna snap one day. I'm just
gonna absolutely snap on this a little smart at like,
who the heck does he think he is? I'm telling
you he gets all this stuff from ob Did you
know a third of all DC district judges are foreign born?

(33:06):
What a shock? What a shock that we bring in
people from all over the world. Democrats lead the charge.
Republicans like John Cornan, who's up up for a primary
next year in Texas. Republicans like John Cornan, of course,
helped them. James Langford helps them. Remember James Langford from
very red Oklahoma. Remember when James Langford tried to pass

(33:28):
an amnesty deal in Biden's presidency, just tried to pass
an amnesty deal anyway, Republicans helped the evil demon. Democrats
do this, bring in foreigners from all over the planet,
and the most remarkable thing happens. They show up on
this magic soil that is America and they don't turn
into uber patriots. In fact, the ones the Democrats bring

(33:51):
in seem to turn into Democrats. Why do you think
the Biden administration tried to block people from Cuba because
those are the ones you want here, Those are the
anti communists you want here. But no, no, no, no, no.
Democrats are very smart. They'll bounce around the world and
they'll select You know, ilhan Omar. Everyone knows ilhan Omar

(34:11):
re member of Congress. You know her parents were Marxist activists.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
We brought our parents here and now her daughter, filthy
anti American congressman sits there in Congress crap it on
this country every minute of every single day, and we
yell and scream that she should be more grateful to
be here. Democrats grab their dirty comedy parents and brought
them to the country on purpose.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
And they do the same thing with the judges in DC.
They go shopping, you see, they go shopping for the malcontent.
Put them through law school, throw a black robe on them,
and there they'll sit crap it all over this country
every single chance they get. It brings me back to
the point I made in the very beginning. What is

(34:56):
the purpose of a law? Does the law exist just
for the law? No, the law exists for the people.
The law exists for the protection prosperity of the people.
If the law is being used to abuse to people,
then the law should be ignored by the Trump administration period.

(35:17):
That's right, Chris, the Supreme Court made their ruling. Now
let them enforce it. Deportations shouldn't be slowed down, shouldn't
be stopped. Ramp it up. Throw the judge on one
of the flights for all I care.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
And now here's a headline by you you know the
thing headlines we didn't get to.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Texas Tech Medical School agrees to race neutral admissions in
a settlement with America First Legal. It's wild that they
had to be sued into race neutral admissions. It's almost
like the racism in America's universities is what's that word
they love? Systemic through the roof, CNN data guru breaks

(36:01):
down the surge in Americans, saying the US is on
the right track. Man alive. There is a chance. Don't
want to get ahead of my skis here. Here's a
chance Democrats are in serious trouble in the midterms. Israel
urges the US to set a time frame for maximum
pressure on Iran. This situation is not good. The situation

(36:24):
over there is not good. That's not good at all,
because Iran is joining with Russia and China, and I'm
officially nervous about the situation over there, and it seems
like a lot of people really want this thing to
ramp way way up. I'm not sure that this is
good social security conducting major records cleanup, marking seven million

(36:45):
listed as age one hundred and twenty plus seven million people.
How much of our money has flown out the door
to god knows where man live? Pam Bondi, paging Pambondi.
Somebody better be arrested for these crimes. No recession in sight,

(37:06):
say Scott Deissent and Jerome Pow. Well, that's a freaking
good thing. At least we can bank on that Dollar
Tree offloads struggling family dollar chain for one billion dollars. Huh,
there's good money in that stuff. I wouldn't recommend visiting
late at night. I've done that before, can be very dangerous. Anyway,
I'll be back tomorrow, that's all
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