March 27, 2025 • 37 mins
The city under the pyramids. The caves Iwo Jima. Zelensky blundering another meeting. The subtle art of shutting your mouth. Dying stranded out at sea.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show and
I Spectacular Thursday. Okay, so we're going to talk really
quickly before we we're gonna do a little rewind of
the Joe Biden era that may get under your skin.
(00:32):
And then we're gonna move on to some emails and
other things. But before we get into any of that,
I just want to I'm want to point something out.
Vladimir Zelenski, you know, the head Big Cheese in Ukraine.
He obviously has been a walking, talking example of how
not to conduct yourself during critical negotiations. Maybe you can
(00:57):
argue it's battle stress. Maybe he just maybe he's bad
with people. There are people who are just bad with
other people. There are Did you say that's me, Chris,
It's not me, Chris, Chris said, Maybe he's something else.
I'm not gonna say what Chris said. Anyway, I don't
know what the answer is. But you remember, you remember
(01:19):
the White House meeting where it blew up with Trump
and jd Vance. You know how hard you you have
to work to screw up that meeting. Trump wanted that
for a political win. And he thought he already had
it locked in, so much so that the agreement was
already in official binders, with an official press conference scheduled
(01:42):
to sign it. The long meeting on camera that went
about forty five minutes was a formality. It was, Hey,
let's sit in front of the American people. Let's talk.
If you actually listened to it, Trump really complimented him
the whole time, really almost kissed up to him the
whole time, buttering him up like Trump will do when
he's making a deal. Is handling it well. Trump knows
(02:04):
what he's doing, handling it well. And then Zelensky just look,
there are accusations that he has a drug problem or
something like that. I don't know. I don't want to
tell I don't want to say that. I don't know.
You don't want to accuse someone of that if you
don't know. But given his lack of rationality, I can
see it. Zolensky just decides to explode and he's interrupting Trump,
(02:31):
interrupting Vance so much so that his ambassador, the Ukrainian ambassador,
was caught on camera putting her face in her hands
in the front row as the head of Ukraine destroyed
the peace agreement that they had come to sign. So again,
this is a guy who just doesn't get it. So
(02:54):
I thought that I would use this opportunity to maybe
help you out, because not everyone knows what they're doing
in these situations. Here's what happened. You know, Steve Whitkoff.
You've heard Steve Witkoff's voice on the news, You've heard
me play clips of him. He's one of Trump's guys.
He's one of these business guys, real estate guys, one
(03:18):
of these guys that Trump uses in multiple ways because
he trusts him, thinks he's very, very capable. So Steve
whitcoff is Witkoff is all over the news programs giving
these long interviews. Here's why I want tariffs. He's what
the Steve Witcoff Right, you've heard his voice. Okay, you
know it. Well, Witkoff is trying to get this thing done.
(03:40):
Zelenski decides to drop these quotes. I think Witkoff often
quotes the Kremlin narratives. I can't be ungrateful to Americans
for everything they did, but they are often unfortunately under
the influence of Russian narratives. He doesn't look like a
military man. He doesn't look like a general, and he
(04:04):
doesn't have such experience. As far as I know, he's
very good at selling and buying real estate, and this
is a little different. Yeah, Chris just said, Zelensky's a comedian. Yeah,
now that's true. Yes, Look, Zelensky, he can throw on
all the military colored sweats he wants, is still just
(04:27):
a comedian. But we'll set that aside. For that's that
that actually isn't even important for the purposes of our conversation.
Calm down, Chris, calm down. That's correct. Okay, that's correct.
The point is not what Zelensky is. That's not the point.
The point is there are situations, many situations in life
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where you have to be nice to somebody you don't
want to be nice to.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Me.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Look, it's me, you know how I am. There are
situations still I'm forty three. I'm not you know, I'm
not applying for a job somewhere or something like that.
I'm forty three. There are situations in life where I
have to be nice to somebody that I don't really
(05:25):
care for. And if I'm incapable of doing that, and
oftentimes I am because it's me, then there are situations
where the fallback plan is if I can't be super
nice and super complimentary, I say what nothing, absolutely nothing, silence.
(05:49):
My wife knows this about me to this at this
point in time, we've been married long enough. If we're
going into a situation with a group of her friends,
maybe there, spouse is, maybe neighbors, maybe something at the church,
maybe something there. And she knows that I dislike this
particular person or that particular person. She understands asking me
(06:13):
to be overly complimentary may not be realistic. So in
the very least she can expect that I won't be
a total jerk. I'll just simply be quiet. And when
I'm quiet, she gets it, she sees it, and she
knows that's as good as I can hope for. Okay,
he didn't insult him, he didn't say anything mean, I
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don't have to be embarrassed. He's quiet, and I don't
need to press him to talk, because if I press
him to talk, what comes out may not be enjoyable
for everybody here. So silence is golden learning that in life,
maybe that if that sounds what I just said, did
that sound really basic to you? That's something you get
(07:01):
You should understand that there are I would argue, the
majority of people do not get what I just said. People,
especially today, lose all sense of themselves. They lose sense
of the ego and the feelings of other human beings.
It blows me away how often I see people say something,
(07:26):
say the wrong thing that's so obviously the wrong thing,
and just destroy a business deal, or a relationship or
something else. Zelensky, I understand it. Russia is currently in
possession of large portions of his territory. He wants that
(07:46):
territory back. He's watched the decimation of his country cities,
He's watched his citizens die in mass I get it,
I get the passion I are really when we understand it,
the United States of America and our good graces, we
(08:09):
are the only legitimate friend Zelensky has here Europe. Remember
he's already he's already back talking Europe because Europe promised
all this help and all these troops and then they
didn't deliver anything, nothing to them. Remember what BK said
last night when BK came on the show, It's our
two from last night's show. If you missed it, BK said,
(08:30):
these European leaders, they promised everything. They don't even have
anything to give him. Zelinsky, as far as real tangible
things go, doesn't have a single friend on Earth except
for the United States of America, and his friend happens
to be good for Zelensky, the richest most powerful country
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on the planet. So if you only had to have
one friend, you would want us as that friend. But please,
man play, I'm asking, and for your sake, shut up.
Stop saying things like you don't understand you're under the
influence of Russia. If you can't say anything nice about Trump,
(09:12):
vance wit cough anything. I understand you've been through a lot,
you haven't slept, you're out of cocaine, whatever your problems
may be. I get it. Don't talk. You don't have
to say anything. And it's really really important. I don't
really don't mean to make light of it. It's really
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really important because what we're discussing here is the end
of a war that has taken one point five million lives,
and every single day this thing goes on, more people die.
So it's one thing if I happen to if I'm
selling RVs and I blow up a sales deal because
(09:56):
I couldn't control my mouth. Now that's one thing. I
miss a car payment or something like that. The stakes
of Zelenski and his fat mouth are people dying. Every
day the war goes on, more people die. Control your mouth.
Learn to control your mouth. I say this as someone
(10:19):
who talks for four hours a day. Learn to control
your mouth, or your mouth will walk you into endless trouble.
All right, all right, let's do some emails and talk
about pyramids and monsters under the bed. Let's talk about
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Questions for tomorrow email those in too, Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Also, I told you I was going
to play it again. I am Doug Collins sits down
with Caitlin Collins no relation of CNN and Doug Collins
(12:15):
via Secretary. Doug Collins puts on a clinic for you,
for me, for all of us on how to not
allow the communists to frame your argument. The communist is
your mortal enemy. If the communist wants you talking about something,
that's because that's something is harmful to you. Therefore, never ever, ever, ever, ever,
(12:38):
ever ever speak about what the communist wants you to
speak about.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, and I do have questions about the veterans. But
given what we saw with the group chat and how
this was used. You are a member of the cabinet,
you obviously know these other members, several of them who
are in there. Is this typical for the cabinet to
have conversations over signal? Is this something that you use?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Well? Kaylen, send you on Dally. Do I want to
talk about the VA I have a question as via
secretary is cabinet. I want to ask you because I've
been coherious about this because my job is to take
care of veterans, and I would like to know why
CNN is hostile to veterans, especially one in Florida where
you just had a five million dollar defamation suit taking
a fence at a veteran who is trying to help people.
(13:19):
In fact, one of your employees actually said we're going
to nail him. I have a question for you, Caitlin,
is that employees still employed. Are you really concerned about veterans?
So if we don't want to talk about veterans now,
you want to talk about everything else. I'd like to
hear from CNN as the Veteran Cabinet secretary why CNN
seems to have a problem with veterans.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well, mister secretary, respectfully, my question was about whether or
not he was a member of the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Use this, and.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Respectfully, I'm conducting the investigation and I do have a
lot of questions for you on veterans affairs. But I
don't think what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
What you want to do, cabinet answered, And if.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You want to get very very well done, don't let
them bully you. Don't let them make the decisions. You
make the decisions. Also, I'm going to talk about dying
at sea because Jewish producer Chris brought it up, and
I'm actually curious where did you even come up with
this question? Chris asked me how bad or do? What
(14:17):
did you say about dying at sea? Do I think
dying at sea would be that bad? Of all the
ways to die? Now? Dying at sea? Are we talking
about you're in the water like you fell off a
boat or a shipwreck or are you in a boat?
What do you mean dying at sea? Okay? Shipwreck? So
(14:37):
I'm in the water all right? Am I in a raft? Okay?
With shipwreck stuff? Okay, So I'm glad you brought this
up as a matter of fact, when's the last time
we talked about the Indianapolis. Everyone knows the story of
the Indianapolis. World War two. Ship goes down, gets to
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corpedoed by a Japanese submarine, a bunch of guys die
burned to death on the way down, and then everyone
goes into the water. We know about the Indianapolis because
they are eventually rescued after days at sea. Chris, I
think you could probably make the case that dying at
sea is one of the worst ways to die easily.
(15:24):
Easily it combines almost every possible horror you could imagine one.
You're oftentimes dying of thirst. Dying of thirst. I've never
done it. I've been very, very thirsty at times in
the Marine corps where we ran out of water or
(15:45):
something like that. Your tongue swells up. I never got
to the point of actually hallucinating. But it is not
a fast and not a pleasant way to go. Oh.
I mentioned that once you start dying of thirst. There's
a Greek and I don't know any of the names.
(16:06):
I've forgotten them. I used to know them, but you
know Greek mythology. One guy and there's going to be
a brainiac listing who knows immediately. One guy in Greek mythology,
he'd screwed something up, he made the Greek gods mad,
whatever it was. But one of his or his punishment,
his everlasting punishment, was he was constantly thirsty, and there
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was water always just out of reach. For the rest
of his life, he was dying of thirst with like
the cleanest, most beautiful looking water that he couldn't touch
and taste. You're laying there, you're in the ocean. You're
dying of thirst, and you're surrounded by water, and you
(16:51):
can say it's saltwater. How delicious does that look when
you're dying of thirst, floating in endless amounts of it.
So many of the guys like the Indian apple, but
this is universal for all shipwreck guys simply lost it
and drank the sea water. And the second you do that,
you're gonna die very very quickly, because the seawater creates diarrhea.
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The green apples platters, and you are going to dehydrate
immediately and you'll die. That's exactly right. Kidney failure the works.
So you drink the sea water, which are surrounded by
water that you die, and oh did I mention? There
are a couple other added elements to it. Ever been sunburnt?
How'd that feel? Ever been badly sunburned? My wife will
(17:34):
tell you to this day. I got badly sunburnt, so
bad on the first day of a honeymoon. We spent
the whole rest of the honeymoon in the room with
her having to nurse me. It was brutal. You don't
have any sunscreen, you don't have any shade. You just
sit there and burn and all. There's also the little
added element of there are monsters underneath you this entire time,
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and if you're unlucky enough to get shipwrecked with your friends,
you get to listen to them get eaten and scream.
In fact, if they get pulled under the top of
their body might come up without legs on it. That's
what happened to people. It's one of the worst ways
you can possibly die. Chris, what a stupid question. I
(18:22):
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be back truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. So we're gonna get dark here just for
a very brief second, and then we're gonna bring it
back to the light. Okay, we're gonna bring it back
to the light. But I was ruined on this today.
I'll never forget it. I will never forget it. If
(19:50):
you were listening back then, you remember that night. I'll
never forget the president of the United States of America
feeling comfortable to look at the American people in the
eye and tell them that he was losing patience with us.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
A patient, but our patience is wearing thin, and your
refusal has cost all of us.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I am all ears. In fact, I'm asking can anybody
tell me, Chris Corey, is there another time in the
history of the United States of America where a president
has said something like that for any reason to the
American people. We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin.
(20:41):
I can't think of it. Anybody, Republican or Democrat, at
any time in the history of the country. Presidents don't
say that to the American people. They just don't say
that it's not done. It's not done. But remember when
Joe Biden speaking, it was the communists all around them.
(21:04):
It was their voice was coming out of his mouth.
That's how these people really are. They're all tyrants as
soon as they get power. The second they get power, Hey,
I'm losing my patients. With you do what I tell
you or else. These people are monsters. Man. Remember that,
(21:27):
as frustrated as you or I may get with the
useless GOP, you just can't ever vote for Democrats again,
not until they change, not until that. I just bull.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
But our patience is wearing thin, and your refusal has
cost all of us.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Our patients is wearing thin. Who do these people think
they are? All? Right, that's enough for the darkness, because
I'm going to talk about something cool. There's a vast city,
according to woke spy, a vast city discovered underneath Egypt's pyramids.
Now you may think that's crazy. Let me tell you
(22:05):
something that I've really really learned over a while. And
it hit home to me when I was in Rome.
Remember I told you we went to Rome, and of course,
if I'm in Rome, you know me, I'm gonna drag
my family, my poor family, around to every historical thing
we could possibly find. And so we were always go
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to these old ancient parts of Rome. And you're just
your mind doesn't do this right, your mind doesn't think
like this. They're always lower than everything else. And okay,
so for instance, this one big area, it was a
really important area. It was the area where Julius Caesar,
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where they burned his body. People still leave flowers to
this gay. It's a really popular historical area. Picture it
like a big park, a big park, only it's low.
It's a depressed area. It's lower than everything else around it.
We had this tour guide who was telling us about
this is where this is, and this is where that happened.
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And he said, in Rome, they have this constant struggle.
There's a constant debate because there is a huge amount
of ancient Rome still there, still undiscovered, but they have
to excavate current parts of Rome to get down to it.
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We in our minds, we don't think in that way.
Old things, ancient things, things five hundred years ago, a
thousand years ago, that's right, Chris. People build on top
of them. You bring in soil that naturally it happens.
Old things, whole buildings are down below us, below us,
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something as old as ancient Egypt. Egypt, I guarantee you
there are vast things underneath it. What Chris, Chris said,
they're talking like one hundred miles below. Well, think about this,
how old is ancient Egypt? Now? To see Chris, since
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Chris is shaking his head. Now, listen, ancient Egypt, as
far as things we have records on. Obviously there were
other people in other parts of the world. I don't know.
I don't remember the exact time. But are we talking
like a three thousand year empire here? And Egypt still
stands today. It's not like it's gone. How much is
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down below? Isn't it kind of cool to think I
only brought this up, has nothing to do with the
news or anything else. It's kind of cool but also
creepy yet super interesting to know there is so much
history beneath our feet and we don't know what what, Chris,
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if it was a big cave system, would I go exploring?
I would kill to go exploring. You could tell me,
you know how there were booby traps in the Egyptian
pyramids that had the booby traps set up. You could
tell me that there were booby traps down there, and
I would probably still go. I would put on I
have a leather jacket, I have a hat. I use
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it to what Chris. I used it to go dove hunting.
And yes, I would buy a whip and I would go.
You think I'm kidding. You know, I'm not kidding. I
would put on all my gear and I would go
into these caves and I would be able to I
just you remember what happened with the bottle cap. How
I was in the pitch black and I was drinking
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a body armor a gatorade, and I dropped. Don't shake
your head, Chris, And I dropped the bottle cap and
it was pitch black, and it landed on black carpet,
and I reached down and I knew, yes, there's something
a superpower. I knew where that black cap was. I
reached down and grabbed it immediately and picked it up.
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I would be the perfect person to take down into
the caves. Why are you shaking your head? Yes, I would.
Those booby traps are way worse than dying at sea. No, Chris, No,
no they're not. No they're not. And anyway, I wouldn't
worry about the booby traps. I know to look for
pressure points on the ground. I know to stay out
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of little rays of sunlight. Remember that part in Raiders
at the Lost Ark. I know that I understand that
there are going to be areas where arrows will come
out of the walls. I'm also ready for that too.
I may even bring along a shield system of some kind. Oh,
I would go into those caves. I've told you I
want to go into the Ewojima caves, and I know
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that they're like one hundred and forty degrees and that
there's all kinds of poisonous volcanic gas in there. I
would come up. But then, yeah, that's exactly right, Chris,
A mask and oxygen system of some kind. Think about this.
There are still thousands of Japanese bodies entombed inside of
Mount Siubachi on Ewojima. What do they look like now?
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Did did the gas? Did the gas completely decay everything?
Or did it preserve them? What about the weapons? What about?
Think what you would discover as far as letters, home books, journals?
What could you would don't find that stuff? I couldn't
read them, Chris. I would learn Japanese. It can't be
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that hard. All those Japanese people do it. How hard
could it be for me? I would learn Japanese anyway.
That would be awesome. You know what, I might become
an archaeologist. I actually looked into that like every other
kid did. After I got done watching all the Indiana
Jones movies. But then I found out, you know, you
have to go to call. That was a big no.
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That was a big no for me. And I don't
think there's any treasure hunting at all. Kansas babysitter is
checking for monsters and finds a man hiding under her bed.
She then had a tugger like a fight with the
guy and apparently the child was knocked over and the
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police came and got him. A twenty seven year old
man hiding under the bed was charged with aggravated kidnapping,
aggravated burglary, aggravated child endangerment, fell in, the obstruction of
law enforcement, and violation of a protection from abuse order.
I only read this because ob is constantly afraid that
someone's under the bed, and if she's listening now, now
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she's gonna have nightmares. That's the only reason I read it. Anyway.
Let's do some emails next. This is a Jesse Kelly show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly's Show, and I spectacular asked or no, it's
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Jesse Friday. And you can email the show, and should
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dot com. Also one more time as promised, thank you
for the reminder Chris Doug Collins shows us. Don't let
them frame the argument no matter what.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
And I do have questions about the veterans. But given
what we saw with the group chat and how this
was used. You are a member of the cabinet, you
obviously know these other members, several of them who were
in there. Is this typical for the cabinet to have
conversations over signal? Is this something that you use?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well? Kaylen send you and Dolly do I want to
talk about the VA? I have a question as via
secretary his cabinet. I want to ask you because I've
been co curious about this because my job is to
take care of veterans and I would like to know
why CNN is hostile to veterans, especially one in Florida
where you just had a five million dollar defamation suit
taking a at a veteran who is trying to help people.
(30:02):
If at one of your employees actually said we're gonna
nail him, I have a question for you, Caitlin. Is
that and hoy Still and Holoyd. Are you really concerned
about veterans? So if we don't want to talk about
veterans now, you won't talk about everything else. I'd like
to hear from CNN as the veteran Cabinet secretary, why
C and N seems to have a problem with veterans.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Well, mister secretary, respectfully, my question was about whether or
not he was a member of the cabinet when we
use this, and respectfully, I'm conducting the investigation. Can't I do?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
That's so good? Jesse Costco has a frozen pizza. It's
head and shoulders above anything else I've ever had. It's
a rectangular shaped Detroit style pizza. The brand is Motor
City Pizza Company. It's outstanding. Chris Corey, have you guys
ever had Motor City Pizza Company? We need to do
a taste test. But what why are you rolling your eyes? Chris?
(30:52):
We won't what what? It's not a redneck wine tasting.
Maybe we need to dig into the frozen pizza situation
in this country. We have don't we have? Can we
cook pizza in that toaster oven? Do we have a
toaster oven? Oh, it's got to be small. Is there
any way we can get a bigger one, Chris? Can
you find us a seal, a sale or something. I know,
(31:14):
I have a pizza oven, Chris. It takes these wood
pellets and I don't like it. It's not been able
to work. I want just a regular frozen pizza oven
that we can have a frozen pizza taste test for
the show, to help people. I'm trying to help people, Chris,
and you're holding me back. You know who's not trying
to help people? These monsters, the demons in the Colorado
(31:34):
House of Representatives. Remember remember how many times we've called
the anti humans.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
That savings comes from the averted berths that will not
occur because abortions happened instead. So a birth is more
expensive than an abortion, So the savings comes in medicaid
berths that will not occur. This bill will actually decrease
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costs for our health Care policy and Financing Department, our
Medicaid expenditures in both this year and out year out years,
as the savings from averted births outweigh the cost of
covering reproductive healthcare for all Coloradans. But again a reminder
that ultimately the state in case you.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Couldn't weave through, wade through all the language. There she's
talking about the money savings of just killing the baby. Hey,
if we just kill it, then we don't have to
take care of it. Look at what an incredible budget
decision it is to just massacure your onborn baby. But hey,
(32:45):
don't call them anti humans. By the way. You know
what else is anti human? Living with pain? That sucks,
and you shouldn't do it. You don't want to have
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I know it's a year away, but you better buckle
up because I'm going to start harping on this right
about now, Texas and the country, by the way, because
John Cornyn's votes affect the entire United States of America.
We cannot cannot allow this human being to get elected again.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
I am Texas Senator John Cornyn. The last year has
proven quite a challenge as we've navigated the impact of
COVID nineteen. But with safe and effective vaccines finally being administered,
there's light at the end of the tunnel. Getting vaccinated
is the fastest way that life can return to normal.
Under the effective leadership of Director Ray, the agency has
(34:32):
remained committed to doing things independently and by the book
Section seven oh two of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
I've called this the most important law that most people
have never heard of. It's been called the crown jewel
of US intelligence.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I'm on, Texas, come on, America. Time to show up
and do what we haven't done in quite some time.
That's bounce a rhino out of the United States Senate
in a red state where we can have anybody we want.
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing, headlines We didn't get to Semper five
(35:17):
and no more. DEI. Jd Vance shoots guns and receives
a ruckous welcome from fellow Marines at Quantico. Jd Vance
really is living the best life. And that he's vice president,
so he doesn't have any real official duties whatsoever, So
he just gets to do what appeared to be his
two favorite pastimes, dunk on useless freedom hating Europeans, and
(35:39):
shoot guns at whatever Marine Corps base he wants to
shoot guns at. Gosh, I'm so insanely jealous. Hag Seth
announces latest round of doze cuts within the Pentagon, worth
over five one hundred million dollars. And believe me when
I tell you that scratching the surface of how those
monsters in the Pentagon have wasted and stolen our money.
(36:01):
Ghost gun ban is upheld by the Supreme Court. That's right,
the right wing Supreme Court. We're always told how right
wing they are. Once again screws us over on something
I'm telling you right now, Trump's going to have to
ignore them. Trump directs spy satellites to surveil the US
Mexico border. That whole war on the cartels thing has
(36:24):
been eerily quiet, yet Trump is dead serious about it.
That probably means their gathering information for the coming storm.
Might want to keep your head down in Mexico. Russia
too soon to restart strategic nuclear stability talks with the US. Okay,
well it's too soon whatever. Hailing auto tariffs, the UAW
(36:48):
reverses its stance on President Trump, United Auto Workers Union.
They endorse Kamala Harris for president. Now they're coming around
on Trump Man the whole world. It's kind of changing.
Argentina to declassify archives on the Nazis who took refuge
after World War Two. One of those really really creepy
(37:11):
historical stories is all the Nazis that went to live
wonderful lives in South America at the end of that
whole ugly bit of business. Anyway, tomorrow, is asked doctor
Jesse Friday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show and
I Spectacular Thursday. Okay, so we're going to talk really
quickly before we we're gonna do a little rewind of
the Joe Biden era that may get under your skin.
(00:32):
And then we're gonna move on to some emails and
other things. But before we get into any of that,
I just want to I'm want to point something out.
Vladimir Zelenski, you know, the head Big Cheese in Ukraine.
He obviously has been a walking, talking example of how
not to conduct yourself during critical negotiations. Maybe you can
(00:57):
argue it's battle stress. Maybe he just maybe he's bad
with people. There are people who are just bad with
other people. There are Did you say that's me, Chris,
It's not me, Chris, Chris said, Maybe he's something else.
I'm not gonna say what Chris said. Anyway, I don't
know what the answer is. But you remember, you remember
(01:19):
the White House meeting where it blew up with Trump
and jd Vance. You know how hard you you have
to work to screw up that meeting. Trump wanted that
for a political win. And he thought he already had
it locked in, so much so that the agreement was
already in official binders, with an official press conference scheduled
(01:42):
to sign it. The long meeting on camera that went
about forty five minutes was a formality. It was, Hey,
let's sit in front of the American people. Let's talk.
If you actually listened to it, Trump really complimented him
the whole time, really almost kissed up to him the
whole time, buttering him up like Trump will do when
he's making a deal. Is handling it well. Trump knows
(02:04):
what he's doing, handling it well. And then Zelensky just look,
there are accusations that he has a drug problem or
something like that. I don't know. I don't want to
tell I don't want to say that. I don't know.
You don't want to accuse someone of that if you
don't know. But given his lack of rationality, I can
see it. Zolensky just decides to explode and he's interrupting Trump,
(02:31):
interrupting Vance so much so that his ambassador, the Ukrainian ambassador,
was caught on camera putting her face in her hands
in the front row as the head of Ukraine destroyed
the peace agreement that they had come to sign. So again,
this is a guy who just doesn't get it. So
(02:54):
I thought that I would use this opportunity to maybe
help you out, because not everyone knows what they're doing
in these situations. Here's what happened. You know, Steve Whitkoff.
You've heard Steve Witkoff's voice on the news, You've heard
me play clips of him. He's one of Trump's guys.
He's one of these business guys, real estate guys, one
(03:18):
of these guys that Trump uses in multiple ways because
he trusts him, thinks he's very, very capable. So Steve
whitcoff is Witkoff is all over the news programs giving
these long interviews. Here's why I want tariffs. He's what
the Steve Witcoff Right, you've heard his voice. Okay, you
know it. Well, Witkoff is trying to get this thing done.
(03:40):
Zelenski decides to drop these quotes. I think Witkoff often
quotes the Kremlin narratives. I can't be ungrateful to Americans
for everything they did, but they are often unfortunately under
the influence of Russian narratives. He doesn't look like a
military man. He doesn't look like a general, and he
(04:04):
doesn't have such experience. As far as I know, he's
very good at selling and buying real estate, and this
is a little different. Yeah, Chris just said, Zelensky's a comedian. Yeah,
now that's true. Yes, Look, Zelensky, he can throw on
all the military colored sweats he wants, is still just
(04:27):
a comedian. But we'll set that aside. For that's that
that actually isn't even important for the purposes of our conversation.
Calm down, Chris, calm down. That's correct. Okay, that's correct.
The point is not what Zelensky is. That's not the point.
The point is there are situations, many situations in life
(04:52):
where you have to be nice to somebody you don't
want to be nice to.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Me.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Look, it's me, you know how I am. There are
situations still I'm forty three. I'm not you know, I'm
not applying for a job somewhere or something like that.
I'm forty three. There are situations in life where I
have to be nice to somebody that I don't really
(05:25):
care for. And if I'm incapable of doing that, and
oftentimes I am because it's me, then there are situations
where the fallback plan is if I can't be super
nice and super complimentary, I say what nothing, absolutely nothing, silence.
(05:49):
My wife knows this about me to this at this
point in time, we've been married long enough. If we're
going into a situation with a group of her friends,
maybe there, spouse is, maybe neighbors, maybe something at the church,
maybe something there. And she knows that I dislike this
particular person or that particular person. She understands asking me
(06:13):
to be overly complimentary may not be realistic. So in
the very least she can expect that I won't be
a total jerk. I'll just simply be quiet. And when
I'm quiet, she gets it, she sees it, and she
knows that's as good as I can hope for. Okay,
he didn't insult him, he didn't say anything mean, I
(06:37):
don't have to be embarrassed. He's quiet, and I don't
need to press him to talk, because if I press
him to talk, what comes out may not be enjoyable
for everybody here. So silence is golden learning that in life,
maybe that if that sounds what I just said, did
that sound really basic to you? That's something you get
(07:01):
You should understand that there are I would argue, the
majority of people do not get what I just said. People,
especially today, lose all sense of themselves. They lose sense
of the ego and the feelings of other human beings.
It blows me away how often I see people say something,
(07:26):
say the wrong thing that's so obviously the wrong thing,
and just destroy a business deal, or a relationship or
something else. Zelensky, I understand it. Russia is currently in
possession of large portions of his territory. He wants that
(07:46):
territory back. He's watched the decimation of his country cities,
He's watched his citizens die in mass I get it,
I get the passion I are really when we understand it,
the United States of America and our good graces, we
(08:09):
are the only legitimate friend Zelensky has here Europe. Remember
he's already he's already back talking Europe because Europe promised
all this help and all these troops and then they
didn't deliver anything, nothing to them. Remember what BK said
last night when BK came on the show, It's our
two from last night's show. If you missed it, BK said,
(08:30):
these European leaders, they promised everything. They don't even have
anything to give him. Zelinsky, as far as real tangible
things go, doesn't have a single friend on Earth except
for the United States of America, and his friend happens
to be good for Zelensky, the richest most powerful country
(08:52):
on the planet. So if you only had to have
one friend, you would want us as that friend. But please,
man play, I'm asking, and for your sake, shut up.
Stop saying things like you don't understand you're under the
influence of Russia. If you can't say anything nice about Trump,
(09:12):
vance wit cough anything. I understand you've been through a lot,
you haven't slept, you're out of cocaine, whatever your problems
may be. I get it. Don't talk. You don't have
to say anything. And it's really really important. I don't
really don't mean to make light of it. It's really
(09:33):
really important because what we're discussing here is the end
of a war that has taken one point five million lives,
and every single day this thing goes on, more people die.
So it's one thing if I happen to if I'm
selling RVs and I blow up a sales deal because
(09:56):
I couldn't control my mouth. Now that's one thing. I
miss a car payment or something like that. The stakes
of Zelenski and his fat mouth are people dying. Every
day the war goes on, more people die. Control your mouth.
Learn to control your mouth. I say this as someone
(10:19):
who talks for four hours a day. Learn to control
your mouth, or your mouth will walk you into endless trouble.
All right, all right, let's do some emails and talk
about pyramids and monsters under the bed. Let's talk about
finding an employee he learns how to control his mouth.
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Questions for tomorrow email those in too, Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Also, I told you I was going
to play it again. I am Doug Collins sits down
with Caitlin Collins no relation of CNN and Doug Collins
(12:15):
via Secretary. Doug Collins puts on a clinic for you,
for me, for all of us on how to not
allow the communists to frame your argument. The communist is
your mortal enemy. If the communist wants you talking about something,
that's because that's something is harmful to you. Therefore, never ever, ever, ever, ever,
(12:38):
ever ever speak about what the communist wants you to
speak about.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, and I do have questions about the veterans. But
given what we saw with the group chat and how
this was used. You are a member of the cabinet,
you obviously know these other members, several of them who
are in there. Is this typical for the cabinet to
have conversations over signal? Is this something that you use?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Well? Kaylen, send you on Dally. Do I want to
talk about the VA I have a question as via
secretary is cabinet. I want to ask you because I've
been coherious about this because my job is to take
care of veterans, and I would like to know why
CNN is hostile to veterans, especially one in Florida where
you just had a five million dollar defamation suit taking
a fence at a veteran who is trying to help people.
(13:19):
In fact, one of your employees actually said we're going
to nail him. I have a question for you, Caitlin,
is that employees still employed. Are you really concerned about veterans?
So if we don't want to talk about veterans now,
you want to talk about everything else. I'd like to
hear from CNN as the Veteran Cabinet secretary why CNN
seems to have a problem with veterans.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well, mister secretary, respectfully, my question was about whether or
not he was a member of the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Use this, and.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Respectfully, I'm conducting the investigation and I do have a
lot of questions for you on veterans affairs. But I
don't think what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
What you want to do, cabinet answered, And if.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You want to get very very well done, don't let
them bully you. Don't let them make the decisions. You
make the decisions. Also, I'm going to talk about dying
at sea because Jewish producer Chris brought it up, and
I'm actually curious where did you even come up with
this question? Chris asked me how bad or do? What
(14:17):
did you say about dying at sea? Do I think
dying at sea would be that bad? Of all the
ways to die? Now? Dying at sea? Are we talking
about you're in the water like you fell off a
boat or a shipwreck or are you in a boat?
What do you mean dying at sea? Okay? Shipwreck? So
(14:37):
I'm in the water all right? Am I in a raft? Okay?
With shipwreck stuff? Okay, So I'm glad you brought this
up as a matter of fact, when's the last time
we talked about the Indianapolis. Everyone knows the story of
the Indianapolis. World War two. Ship goes down, gets to
(15:00):
corpedoed by a Japanese submarine, a bunch of guys die
burned to death on the way down, and then everyone
goes into the water. We know about the Indianapolis because
they are eventually rescued after days at sea. Chris, I
think you could probably make the case that dying at
sea is one of the worst ways to die easily.
(15:24):
Easily it combines almost every possible horror you could imagine one.
You're oftentimes dying of thirst. Dying of thirst. I've never
done it. I've been very, very thirsty at times in
the Marine corps where we ran out of water or
(15:45):
something like that. Your tongue swells up. I never got
to the point of actually hallucinating. But it is not
a fast and not a pleasant way to go. Oh.
I mentioned that once you start dying of thirst. There's
a Greek and I don't know any of the names.
(16:06):
I've forgotten them. I used to know them, but you
know Greek mythology. One guy and there's going to be
a brainiac listing who knows immediately. One guy in Greek mythology,
he'd screwed something up, he made the Greek gods mad,
whatever it was. But one of his or his punishment,
his everlasting punishment, was he was constantly thirsty, and there
(16:27):
was water always just out of reach. For the rest
of his life, he was dying of thirst with like
the cleanest, most beautiful looking water that he couldn't touch
and taste. You're laying there, you're in the ocean. You're
dying of thirst, and you're surrounded by water, and you
(16:51):
can say it's saltwater. How delicious does that look when
you're dying of thirst, floating in endless amounts of it.
So many of the guys like the Indian apple, but
this is universal for all shipwreck guys simply lost it
and drank the sea water. And the second you do that,
you're gonna die very very quickly, because the seawater creates diarrhea.
(17:13):
The green apples platters, and you are going to dehydrate
immediately and you'll die. That's exactly right. Kidney failure the works.
So you drink the sea water, which are surrounded by
water that you die, and oh did I mention? There
are a couple other added elements to it. Ever been sunburnt?
How'd that feel? Ever been badly sunburned? My wife will
(17:34):
tell you to this day. I got badly sunburnt, so
bad on the first day of a honeymoon. We spent
the whole rest of the honeymoon in the room with
her having to nurse me. It was brutal. You don't
have any sunscreen, you don't have any shade. You just
sit there and burn and all. There's also the little
added element of there are monsters underneath you this entire time,
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and if you're unlucky enough to get shipwrecked with your friends,
you get to listen to them get eaten and scream.
In fact, if they get pulled under the top of
their body might come up without legs on it. That's
what happened to people. It's one of the worst ways
you can possibly die. Chris, what a stupid question. I
(18:22):
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be back truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. So we're gonna get dark here just for
a very brief second, and then we're gonna bring it
back to the light. Okay, we're gonna bring it back
to the light. But I was ruined on this today.
I'll never forget it. I will never forget it. If
(19:50):
you were listening back then, you remember that night. I'll
never forget the president of the United States of America
feeling comfortable to look at the American people in the
eye and tell them that he was losing patience with us.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
A patient, but our patience is wearing thin, and your
refusal has cost all of us.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I am all ears. In fact, I'm asking can anybody
tell me, Chris Corey, is there another time in the
history of the United States of America where a president
has said something like that for any reason to the
American people. We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin.
(20:41):
I can't think of it. Anybody, Republican or Democrat, at
any time in the history of the country. Presidents don't
say that to the American people. They just don't say
that it's not done. It's not done. But remember when
Joe Biden speaking, it was the communists all around them.
(21:04):
It was their voice was coming out of his mouth.
That's how these people really are. They're all tyrants as
soon as they get power. The second they get power, Hey,
I'm losing my patients. With you do what I tell
you or else. These people are monsters. Man. Remember that,
(21:27):
as frustrated as you or I may get with the
useless GOP, you just can't ever vote for Democrats again,
not until they change, not until that. I just bull.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
But our patience is wearing thin, and your refusal has
cost all of us.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Our patients is wearing thin. Who do these people think
they are? All? Right, that's enough for the darkness, because
I'm going to talk about something cool. There's a vast city,
according to woke spy, a vast city discovered underneath Egypt's pyramids.
Now you may think that's crazy. Let me tell you
(22:05):
something that I've really really learned over a while. And
it hit home to me when I was in Rome.
Remember I told you we went to Rome, and of course,
if I'm in Rome, you know me, I'm gonna drag
my family, my poor family, around to every historical thing
we could possibly find. And so we were always go
(22:27):
to these old ancient parts of Rome. And you're just
your mind doesn't do this right, your mind doesn't think
like this. They're always lower than everything else. And okay,
so for instance, this one big area, it was a
really important area. It was the area where Julius Caesar,
(22:48):
where they burned his body. People still leave flowers to
this gay. It's a really popular historical area. Picture it
like a big park, a big park, only it's low.
It's a depressed area. It's lower than everything else around it.
We had this tour guide who was telling us about
this is where this is, and this is where that happened.
(23:10):
And he said, in Rome, they have this constant struggle.
There's a constant debate because there is a huge amount
of ancient Rome still there, still undiscovered, but they have
to excavate current parts of Rome to get down to it.
(23:34):
We in our minds, we don't think in that way.
Old things, ancient things, things five hundred years ago, a
thousand years ago, that's right, Chris. People build on top
of them. You bring in soil that naturally it happens.
Old things, whole buildings are down below us, below us,
(23:58):
something as old as ancient Egypt. Egypt, I guarantee you
there are vast things underneath it. What Chris, Chris said,
they're talking like one hundred miles below. Well, think about this,
how old is ancient Egypt? Now? To see Chris, since
(24:21):
Chris is shaking his head. Now, listen, ancient Egypt, as
far as things we have records on. Obviously there were
other people in other parts of the world. I don't know.
I don't remember the exact time. But are we talking
like a three thousand year empire here? And Egypt still
stands today. It's not like it's gone. How much is
(24:43):
down below? Isn't it kind of cool to think I
only brought this up, has nothing to do with the
news or anything else. It's kind of cool but also
creepy yet super interesting to know there is so much
history beneath our feet and we don't know what what, Chris,
(25:04):
if it was a big cave system, would I go exploring?
I would kill to go exploring. You could tell me,
you know how there were booby traps in the Egyptian
pyramids that had the booby traps set up. You could
tell me that there were booby traps down there, and
I would probably still go. I would put on I
have a leather jacket, I have a hat. I use
(25:26):
it to what Chris. I used it to go dove hunting.
And yes, I would buy a whip and I would go.
You think I'm kidding. You know, I'm not kidding. I
would put on all my gear and I would go
into these caves and I would be able to I
just you remember what happened with the bottle cap. How
I was in the pitch black and I was drinking
(25:47):
a body armor a gatorade, and I dropped. Don't shake
your head, Chris, And I dropped the bottle cap and
it was pitch black, and it landed on black carpet,
and I reached down and I knew, yes, there's something
a superpower. I knew where that black cap was. I
reached down and grabbed it immediately and picked it up.
(26:08):
I would be the perfect person to take down into
the caves. Why are you shaking your head? Yes, I would.
Those booby traps are way worse than dying at sea. No, Chris, No,
no they're not. No they're not. And anyway, I wouldn't
worry about the booby traps. I know to look for
pressure points on the ground. I know to stay out
(26:31):
of little rays of sunlight. Remember that part in Raiders
at the Lost Ark. I know that I understand that
there are going to be areas where arrows will come
out of the walls. I'm also ready for that too.
I may even bring along a shield system of some kind. Oh,
I would go into those caves. I've told you I
want to go into the Ewojima caves, and I know
(26:54):
that they're like one hundred and forty degrees and that
there's all kinds of poisonous volcanic gas in there. I
would come up. But then, yeah, that's exactly right, Chris,
A mask and oxygen system of some kind. Think about this.
There are still thousands of Japanese bodies entombed inside of
Mount Siubachi on Ewojima. What do they look like now?
(27:18):
Did did the gas? Did the gas completely decay everything?
Or did it preserve them? What about the weapons? What about?
Think what you would discover as far as letters, home books, journals?
What could you would don't find that stuff? I couldn't
read them, Chris. I would learn Japanese. It can't be
(27:41):
that hard. All those Japanese people do it. How hard
could it be for me? I would learn Japanese anyway.
That would be awesome. You know what, I might become
an archaeologist. I actually looked into that like every other
kid did. After I got done watching all the Indiana
Jones movies. But then I found out, you know, you
have to go to call. That was a big no.
(28:02):
That was a big no for me. And I don't
think there's any treasure hunting at all. Kansas babysitter is
checking for monsters and finds a man hiding under her bed.
She then had a tugger like a fight with the
guy and apparently the child was knocked over and the
(28:23):
police came and got him. A twenty seven year old
man hiding under the bed was charged with aggravated kidnapping,
aggravated burglary, aggravated child endangerment, fell in, the obstruction of
law enforcement, and violation of a protection from abuse order.
I only read this because ob is constantly afraid that
someone's under the bed, and if she's listening now, now
(28:46):
she's gonna have nightmares. That's the only reason I read it. Anyway.
Let's do some emails next. This is a Jesse Kelly show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly's Show, and I spectacular asked or no, it's
not an ask doctor. It's Thursday Tomorrow's and ask doctor
(29:07):
Jesse Friday. And you can email the show, and should
you're ask doctor Jesse questions to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Also one more time as promised, thank you
for the reminder Chris Doug Collins shows us. Don't let
them frame the argument no matter what.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
And I do have questions about the veterans. But given
what we saw with the group chat and how this
was used. You are a member of the cabinet, you
obviously know these other members, several of them who were
in there. Is this typical for the cabinet to have
conversations over signal? Is this something that you use?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well? Kaylen send you and Dolly do I want to
talk about the VA? I have a question as via
secretary his cabinet. I want to ask you because I've
been co curious about this because my job is to
take care of veterans and I would like to know
why CNN is hostile to veterans, especially one in Florida
where you just had a five million dollar defamation suit
taking a at a veteran who is trying to help people.
(30:02):
If at one of your employees actually said we're gonna
nail him, I have a question for you, Caitlin. Is
that and hoy Still and Holoyd. Are you really concerned
about veterans? So if we don't want to talk about
veterans now, you won't talk about everything else. I'd like
to hear from CNN as the veteran Cabinet secretary, why
C and N seems to have a problem with veterans.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Well, mister secretary, respectfully, my question was about whether or
not he was a member of the cabinet when we
use this, and respectfully, I'm conducting the investigation. Can't I do?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
That's so good? Jesse Costco has a frozen pizza. It's
head and shoulders above anything else I've ever had. It's
a rectangular shaped Detroit style pizza. The brand is Motor
City Pizza Company. It's outstanding. Chris Corey, have you guys
ever had Motor City Pizza Company? We need to do
a taste test. But what why are you rolling your eyes? Chris?
(30:52):
We won't what what? It's not a redneck wine tasting.
Maybe we need to dig into the frozen pizza situation
in this country. We have don't we have? Can we
cook pizza in that toaster oven? Do we have a
toaster oven? Oh, it's got to be small. Is there
any way we can get a bigger one, Chris? Can
you find us a seal, a sale or something. I know,
(31:14):
I have a pizza oven, Chris. It takes these wood
pellets and I don't like it. It's not been able
to work. I want just a regular frozen pizza oven
that we can have a frozen pizza taste test for
the show, to help people. I'm trying to help people, Chris,
and you're holding me back. You know who's not trying
to help people? These monsters, the demons in the Colorado
(31:34):
House of Representatives. Remember remember how many times we've called
the anti humans.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
That savings comes from the averted berths that will not
occur because abortions happened instead. So a birth is more
expensive than an abortion, So the savings comes in medicaid
berths that will not occur. This bill will actually decrease
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costs for our health Care policy and Financing Department, our
Medicaid expenditures in both this year and out year out years,
as the savings from averted births outweigh the cost of
covering reproductive healthcare for all Coloradans. But again a reminder
that ultimately the state in case you.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Couldn't weave through, wade through all the language. There she's
talking about the money savings of just killing the baby. Hey,
if we just kill it, then we don't have to
take care of it. Look at what an incredible budget
decision it is to just massacure your onborn baby. But hey,
(32:45):
don't call them anti humans. By the way. You know
what else is anti human? Living with pain? That sucks,
and you shouldn't do it. You don't want to have
to live with pain. I don't want to have to
live with pain. And don't convince yourself that that pain
always has to be there, that your neck is always
going to hurt, that that elbow is going to keep
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sore and popping, and I know, try some relief factor.
All I'm asking is that you try it. Just try it.
They don't sell you a lifetime commitment. It's a three
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one eight hundred the number four relief. Also just another reminder.
I know it's a year away, but you better buckle
up because I'm going to start harping on this right
about now, Texas and the country, by the way, because
John Cornyn's votes affect the entire United States of America.
We cannot cannot allow this human being to get elected again.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
I am Texas Senator John Cornyn. The last year has
proven quite a challenge as we've navigated the impact of
COVID nineteen. But with safe and effective vaccines finally being administered,
there's light at the end of the tunnel. Getting vaccinated
is the fastest way that life can return to normal.
Under the effective leadership of Director Ray, the agency has
(34:32):
remained committed to doing things independently and by the book
Section seven oh two of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
I've called this the most important law that most people
have never heard of. It's been called the crown jewel
of US intelligence.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I'm on, Texas, come on, America. Time to show up
and do what we haven't done in quite some time.
That's bounce a rhino out of the United States Senate
in a red state where we can have anybody we want.
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing, headlines We didn't get to Semper five
(35:17):
and no more. DEI. Jd Vance shoots guns and receives
a ruckous welcome from fellow Marines at Quantico. Jd Vance
really is living the best life. And that he's vice president,
so he doesn't have any real official duties whatsoever, So
he just gets to do what appeared to be his
two favorite pastimes, dunk on useless freedom hating Europeans, and
(35:39):
shoot guns at whatever Marine Corps base he wants to
shoot guns at. Gosh, I'm so insanely jealous. Hag Seth
announces latest round of doze cuts within the Pentagon, worth
over five one hundred million dollars. And believe me when
I tell you that scratching the surface of how those
monsters in the Pentagon have wasted and stolen our money.
(36:01):
Ghost gun ban is upheld by the Supreme Court. That's right,
the right wing Supreme Court. We're always told how right
wing they are. Once again screws us over on something
I'm telling you right now, Trump's going to have to
ignore them. Trump directs spy satellites to surveil the US
Mexico border. That whole war on the cartels thing has
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been eerily quiet, yet Trump is dead serious about it.
That probably means their gathering information for the coming storm.
Might want to keep your head down in Mexico. Russia
too soon to restart strategic nuclear stability talks with the US. Okay,
well it's too soon whatever. Hailing auto tariffs, the UAW
(36:48):
reverses its stance on President Trump, United Auto Workers Union.
They endorse Kamala Harris for president. Now they're coming around
on Trump Man the whole world. It's kind of changing.
Argentina to declassify archives on the Nazis who took refuge
after World War Two. One of those really really creepy
(37:11):
historical stories is all the Nazis that went to live
wonderful lives in South America at the end of that
whole ugly bit of business. Anyway, tomorrow, is asked doctor
Jesse Friday. That's all
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